1 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,555 Greetings, myfriend. 2 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,895 You are interested in the unknown... 3 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,902 the mysterious, the unexplainable. 4 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:57,571 That is whyyou are here. 5 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,904 And now, for the first time... 6 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:03,503 we are bringing you the full story ofwhat happened. 7 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:06,242 We are giving you all the evidence... 8 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,683 based only on the secret testimony ofthe miserable souls... 9 00:01:09,753 --> 00:01:13,348 who survived this terrifying ordeal. 10 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:16,358 The incidents, places-- 11 00:01:16,426 --> 00:01:20,021 My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. 12 00:01:20,096 --> 00:01:23,088 Can your heart stand the shocking facts... 13 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,100 ofthe true story... 14 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:28,365 of Edward D. Wood,Jr.? 15 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,999 It's 8:1 5. We can't hold the curtain any longer. 16 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:20,264 Cripes, what am I gonna tell the cast? It's press night and there's no press! 17 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,003 - Doyou believe in ghosts? - Nah, Tommy. 18 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,043 That's just kiddie spook stories. 19 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:31,103 Onceyou're dead, youstaydead. 20 00:05:31,181 --> 00:05:33,115 I don't know, Bill. 21 00:05:33,183 --> 00:05:37,017 Out on that battlefield today, I saw this woman dressed in white... 22 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,681 floating above the dunes. 23 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:44,193 Maybe it was just fatigue or maybe it's the indignities ofwar. 24 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,421 Ormaybe it's somethin'else. 25 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,534 Hey, I think I see somethin'. 26 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,036 [PulleySqueaking] 27 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:02,635 I offeryou mortals the bird of peace... 28 00:06:02,712 --> 00:06:05,306 so that you may change yourways... 29 00:06:05,381 --> 00:06:07,815 and end this destruction. 30 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:11,479 [Squeaking Resumes ] 31 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,817 What a show! Everyone was terrific. 32 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:19,828 Paul, your second act monologue actually gave me the chills. 33 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:22,956 - Oh, thanks, Eddie. - I got the early edition, hot offthe presses! 34 00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:24,966 This is the big moment. 35 00:06:35,245 --> 00:06:38,339 - [ Exhales ] - Oh, what does that old queen know? 36 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:40,348 She didn't even show. 37 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:45,513 Sent her copy boy to do the dirtywork. 38 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:51,356 - Sc-rewyou, Miss Crowley. - Do I really have a face like a horse? 39 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:53,588 What does "ostentatious" mean? 40 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,188 Hey, it's not that bad. You can't concentrate on the negative. 41 00:06:56,266 --> 00:06:58,461 Look, he's got some nice things to say here. 42 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:01,265 "The soldiers' costumes are very realistic." That's positive! 43 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:04,795 - Rave ofthe century. - Well, I've seen a lot worse reviews. 44 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:07,968 I've seen reviews where they didn't even mention the costumes. 45 00:07:08,044 --> 00:07:10,979 Like that last Francis the Mule picture. It got terrible notices. 46 00:07:11,047 --> 00:07:12,981 - Huge hit! - Lines around the block. 47 00:07:13,049 --> 00:07:16,815 That's right. Don't take it too seriously. We're all doing greatwork. 48 00:07:16,886 --> 00:07:19,184 - Doyou reallythink so? - Absolutely. 49 00:07:19,255 --> 00:07:23,157 - [Thunderclap] - Honey, what ifI'm wrong? 50 00:07:23,226 --> 00:07:27,492 - What ifl just don't got it? - Ed, it was only one review. 51 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:31,330 Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane. 52 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:33,335 I'm already 30. 53 00:07:34,571 --> 00:07:37,005 Ed, you're still young. 54 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:39,871 This is the time in your lifewhen you're supposed to be struggling. 55 00:07:39,943 --> 00:07:44,107 I know. But I'm scared it's not going to get any betterthan this. 56 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:51,016 Oh, I hate having towake up this early. 57 00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:59,684 Gosh, where's my pink sweater? 58 00:08:01,097 --> 00:08:03,793 I can never seem to find my clothes anymore. 59 00:08:09,872 --> 00:08:13,968 Hey, big shot! Get offyour ass and get this over to the executive building. 60 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:18,309 - Sure thing, Mr. Kravitz. - Hey, Charlie, come here. 61 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:21,645 What did I tell ya about watering these plants, eh? I want some water on 'em! 62 00:08:21,717 --> 00:08:24,481 Don't sprinkle the damn things! Soak 'em! 63 00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:35,988 Hi. 64 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:39,091 [Man]Allright, people, settle. And... action! 65 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:51,508 Wow! Look at these camels! 66 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,514 These are real camels! 67 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:58,182 - Gosh, where'd they get real camels? - Hey, you! 68 00:08:58,254 --> 00:09:00,848 Move it outta here, huh? 69 00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:10,298 Hey, Eddie! Come in here. I got some great new stuffto showyou. 70 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,644 This is fantastic. What areyou gonna do with it? 71 00:09:23,712 --> 00:09:27,671 - Probably file it away and never see it again. - Ah, it's such a waste. 72 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:34,719 Why, ifl had halfthe chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. 73 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:41,488 The story opens on these mysterious explosions. 74 00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:44,657 Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. 75 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:47,668 So the military are called in to solve the mystery. 76 00:09:47,736 --> 00:09:51,672 - You forgot the octopus. - No, no. I'm saving that for my big underwater climax. 77 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,674 [ Chuckling ] 78 00:09:53,742 --> 00:09:57,838 - [ Ringing ] - Hello. 79 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:00,848 [Woman] Theysayhe was a girl trappedin a man's body. 80 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:04,682 - I bet it hurt when they cut his thing off. - Ugh! 81 00:10:04,753 --> 00:10:06,687 What areyou ladies gabbin' about? 82 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:11,021 You know that Christine Jorgensen freak? He-- She-- It's in Variety. 83 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:13,653 Some producer's makin' a biopic. 84 00:10:14,763 --> 00:10:17,323 Really? I didn't read that story. 85 00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:22,866 Yes, I've got Mr. Edward Wood on the line. 86 00:10:22,938 --> 00:10:24,872 Could you please hold? 87 00:10:26,942 --> 00:10:30,207 Mr. Weiss? Ed Wood here. 88 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:34,545 Listen, I heard aboutyour new project and I was curious ifyou'd signed a directoryet. 89 00:10:34,616 --> 00:10:36,550 Oh, you haven't! 90 00:10:36,618 --> 00:10:39,052 Well, ifwe could get together, I could explain toyou... 91 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:43,057 why I'm more qualified to direct this than anyone else in town. 92 00:10:44,326 --> 00:10:48,057 Well, I'd rather not go into that overthe phone. 93 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,291 All right. Great! 94 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,164 I'll seeyou then. Bye! 95 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,396 Eddie, I don't understand. 96 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,838 Why areyou the most qualified director forthe ChristineJorgensen story? 97 00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:01,569 Oh, it's just hogwash, hon. I had to get into the door somehow. 98 00:11:01,643 --> 00:11:03,577 [ Chuckles ] 99 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:15,348 [Engine Knocking] 100 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,359 [Sputtering] 101 00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:24,665 [Man ] No, I loveyou like a brother. 102 00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:28,134 No, no, no. No, no, no. That's a falsehood! 103 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,873 Come in! 104 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:37,378 Look, when I said you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all 1 1 states! 105 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:41,280 I meant California, Oregon, and what's that one on top? 106 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,284 Washington, yeah, yeah! 107 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,547 W-- Oh, really? 108 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,612 Well, screwyou! 109 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:50,487 Hi. Can I helpyou? 110 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,619 Yes. I'm Ed Wood. I'm here about directing the ChristineJorgensen picture. 111 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:56,357 [ Chuckling ] Well, a couple ofthings have changed. 112 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,900 It ain't gonna be the ChristineJorgensen story no more. 113 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:02,198 Goddamn Variety had to print the story before I got the rights. 114 00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:04,831 - Now that bitch is asking for the sky. - Ah, you're not gonna make the movie. 115 00:12:04,907 --> 00:12:10,174 No, of course I'm gonna make the picture. I already presold Alabama and Oklahoma. 116 00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:13,476 Those repressed Okies, they go for that twisted, perverted stuff. 117 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:16,484 We'll just do it without the she-male. We'll fictionalize it. 118 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:20,852 - Is there a script? - Fuck no. But, there's a poster. 119 00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:26,394 It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa. 120 00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:28,862 Well, Mr. Weiss, look no further. I'm your man. 121 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:32,867 I work fast and I'm a deal. I write and direct. And I'm good. 122 00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:36,735 I just did a play in Hollywood and Victor Crowley himself praised its realism. 123 00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:39,706 There's about 500 guys in this town that can saythe same thing. 124 00:12:39,775 --> 00:12:43,211 On the phoneyou said you had some special qualifications? 125 00:12:48,617 --> 00:12:50,551 Mr. Weiss... 126 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,986 I have never told anyone... 127 00:12:54,056 --> 00:12:56,217 what I'm about to tell you. 128 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,725 But I reallywant this job. 129 00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:04,231 I like to dress in women's clothing. 130 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,632 You're a fruit? 131 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:12,072 No, not at all. I lovewomen. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. 132 00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:16,009 - You're not a fruit. - No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W. Two. 133 00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:19,206 Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. 134 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,875 Ya got to be kidding me. 135 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:24,851 Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties. 136 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,855 I tell ya, I wasn't scared ofbeing killed, but I was terrified of getting wounded... 137 00:13:27,923 --> 00:13:30,687 and having the medics discover my secret. 138 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:34,593 - Soyou think this qualifies you to make my movie? - Yes! 139 00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:37,689 I know what it's like to live with a secret... 140 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:41,167 and worry about what people are gonna think ofya. 141 00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:44,399 My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. 142 00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:49,570 Ed, you seem like a nice kid. Look around you. 143 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:53,274 I don't hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories. 144 00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:55,373 I make movies like Chained Girls. 145 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:59,181 I need someone with experience who can shoot a film in four days and make me a profit. 146 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:01,882 I'm sorry. That's all that matters. 147 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,818 Can I get you anything else, kid? 148 00:14:56,945 --> 00:15:00,403 Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms. 149 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,814 Gee, Mr. Lugosi, I've never had any complaints. 150 00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:06,149 This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. 151 00:15:06,221 --> 00:15:09,952 Your selection is quite shoddy. You're wasting mytime! 152 00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:14,987 - Mr. Lugosi? - I told you I don't want any ofyour goddamn coffins! 153 00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,497 No, no! I don't work here. 154 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,660 - Then who areyou? What doyou want? - I don't want anything. 155 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:25,696 - I'm just a really big, big fan. I've seen all your movies. - [ Scoffs ] 156 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:32,510 - Mr. Lugosi, why areyou buying a coffin? - I'm planning on dying soon. 157 00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:36,347 - No! - Yes! I'm embarking on another bus and truck tour of Dracula. 158 00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:39,353 Twelve cities in ten days, ifthat's conceivable. 159 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:43,016 Doyou know that I sawyou perform Dracula in Poughkeepsie in 1 938? 160 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:47,528 - That was a terrible production. Renfield was a drunk! - I thought it was great. 161 00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:51,032 You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie. 162 00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:53,033 Thankyou. 163 00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:55,695 I even waited outside to getyour autograph, butyou never came out. 164 00:15:55,771 --> 00:15:58,865 Well, I apologize. When I play Dracula, I put myselfinto a trance. 165 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,374 It takes me much time to reemerge. 166 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:06,147 Oh, there's my bus. Shit, where is my transfer? 167 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:09,149 - Say, don'tyou have a car? - I refuse to drive in this country. 168 00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,151 Too many madmen. 169 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,454 I've got a car. 170 00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:16,957 [Engine Knocking] 171 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,160 Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life. 172 00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:27,668 - When is your next picture coming out? - I have no next picture. 173 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:32,002 You gotta be jokin'. A great star likeyou, you must have dozens of'em lined up. 174 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,508 Back in the old days, yes. 175 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,568 But now, no one gives two fucks for Bela. 176 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:40,843 - Butyou're a big star. - No more. 177 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,043 I haven't worked in fouryears. 178 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,784 This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out. 179 00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:53,317 I'm just an ex-bogeyman. Make a right. 180 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:06,963 [RadiatorHissing, Engine Knocking, Wheezing] 181 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,977 They don't want the classic horror films anymore. 182 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,480 Today, it's all giant bugs. 183 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:17,279 Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers. 184 00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:19,286 Who would believe such nonsense? 185 00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:23,654 The old ones were much spookier; they had castles and full moons. 186 00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:25,659 Theywere mythic. 187 00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:28,161 - They had a poetry to them. - Yes. 188 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,165 And you know what else? The women-- 189 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:35,329 The women prefer the traditional monsters. 190 00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:37,338 The women. Huh. 191 00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:41,570 The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them. 192 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,441 Because in their collective unconsciousness... 193 00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,845 they have the agony of childbirth. 194 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:50,681 The blood-- The blood is horror. 195 00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:54,121 You know, I never thought ofthat. 196 00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:58,125 Take myword for it. 197 00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:00,855 Ifyou want to make out with a young lady... 198 00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:05,798 you take her to see Dracula. [ Chuckling ] 199 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,472 [Dogs Whining, Barking] 200 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,474 Eh, what a mess. 201 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,477 Mywife of 20 years left me last month. 202 00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,979 - I'm not much of a housekeeper. - [Dogs Barking] 203 00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:23,074 - All right, I'm coming. I'll feed you, my darlings. - I'd better get going. 204 00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:26,814 But perhaps we could get together again some time, Mr. Lugosi. 205 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,823 Certainly. 206 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:34,521 But now, the children ofthe night are calling me. [ Chuckling ] 207 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:37,429 Uh-- [ Nervous Chuckle] 208 00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:39,433 - Good day. - Good day. 209 00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:45,998 Sweetie, you won't believe it. I've got incredible news. 210 00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:48,838 - You got the job! - No, I didn't get the job. 211 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,437 - But something better happened. - Better than not getting the job. 212 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:55,347 Yes! I met a movie star. 213 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:59,183 - Somebody really big. - Who? Robert Taylor? 214 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:02,382 No. A horror movie star. 215 00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:04,789 - Boris Karloff? - Close. 216 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,454 The other one. 217 00:19:07,529 --> 00:19:10,464 You met... Basil Rathbone! 218 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:13,797 Oh, to heckwith you. I met Bela Lugosi. 219 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:18,306 - Why, I thought he was dead. - No, he's very much alive. 220 00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:19,806 Well... 221 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,968 sort of. 222 00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:26,377 He's old and frail, but he's still Bela Lugosi and he's really nice. 223 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:30,077 - I can't even remember the last time I saw him in a picture. - It's a shame. 224 00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,585 He's such a great actor and no one uses him anymore. 225 00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,487 -So, did you get his autograph? -No, it wasn't like that at all. 226 00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:39,926 Itwas just the two ofus and wewere talking. He treated me like a friend. 227 00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,429 -Yeah, well, he's a bum. - No, he's not. 228 00:19:42,497 --> 00:19:45,057 Doyou have any idea how much money he made for this studio? 229 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,067 Dracula, The Black Cat, The Raven. 230 00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:49,330 Yeah? Well, now he's a junkie. He don't deserve to work. 231 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:53,340 - That is not true! - He's so great, you hire him. [ Chuckles ] 232 00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:55,968 Yeah, well, I would ifl could. 233 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,906 - [Children ] Trick ortreat! - [Girl] The house looks like theyhave lots ofkids. 234 00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:29,977 Ooh, those eyes. He gives me the willies. 235 00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,980 Uh, I hate it when she interrupts the picture. 236 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:35,983 She doesn't show 'em the proper respect. 237 00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:37,985 I think she's a honey. 238 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:41,547 Look at those jugs. 239 00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:44,057 But he stood me up at the restaurant. 240 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,321 I guess I shouldn't have picked a steak house. 241 00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:51,332 And then I went out with the WolfMan. Ugh! What an evening. 242 00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:55,893 - I didn't know whether to kiss him good night-- - Vampira... 243 00:20:55,971 --> 00:21:00,567 you will come under my spell. 244 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:04,305 You will be my slave of love. 245 00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:07,212 My gosh, Bela! How do you do that? 246 00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:10,342 You must be double-jointed. 247 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,852 And you must be Hungarian. 248 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:18,021 Vampira, look at me. 249 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:21,392 Look into my eyes. 250 00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:23,931 You're watching our Halloween movie, White Zombie... 251 00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:27,196 starring Bela Lugosi, John Harron, Madge Bellamy... 252 00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:29,829 and a bunch of other people I've never heard of. 253 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,534 [ Sighs ] 254 00:21:34,609 --> 00:21:37,703 I'm very tired. 255 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:40,714 I need to take my medicine. 256 00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:43,216 - Doyou want me to get it foryou? - No. 257 00:21:43,285 --> 00:21:45,549 Thankyou, Eddie. I'll be all right. 258 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:48,555 ?? [ Soundtrack] 259 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:56,029 ??[Continues] 260 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,518 - [CrashingSound] - [Bela ] Oh, shit. 261 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,861 [ Exhales ] I feel much better! 262 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:38,201 - [Doorbell Rings ] - Children! I love children! 263 00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:47,312 [ Together] Trick or treat! [ Screaming ] 264 00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:51,619 Aren't you scared, little boy? 265 00:22:51,686 --> 00:22:55,213 I'm going to drink your blood. 266 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,281 You're not a real vampire. 267 00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,294 Those teeth don't frighten me. 268 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,356 How about these? 269 00:23:04,432 --> 00:23:05,922 [ Screams ] 270 00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:09,402 Hey, how'd you do that? 271 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:13,532 Dentures. Lost my pearlies in the war. 272 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:18,011 So, what was the important newsyou couldn't tell me on the phone, again? 273 00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:21,845 I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. 274 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:25,818 What is the one thing, ifyou put it in a movie, it'll be successful? 275 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:28,515 - Tits. - No, better than that. A star. 276 00:23:28,589 --> 00:23:31,854 Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. 277 00:23:31,926 --> 00:23:34,360 I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap. 278 00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:38,126 Yes! But ifyou take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. 279 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:41,134 - Yeah. Crap with a star. - No, something better! 280 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,136 Something impressive. 281 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:46,298 Maybe the biggest money-maker you've ever had. 282 00:23:46,374 --> 00:23:48,365 [ Sighs ] Fine, all right. 283 00:23:48,443 --> 00:23:50,877 You may be right, but it doesn't frickin' matter. 284 00:23:50,945 --> 00:23:53,470 I can't afford a star, so what are we even talkin' about? 285 00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:56,745 All right. What ifl told you you could have a star for $1,000? 286 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,152 Who? 287 00:24:04,158 --> 00:24:06,991 - Lugosi? - Yes! Lugosi! 288 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:10,497 - Isn't he dead? - No, he's not dead. He lives in Baldwin Hills. 289 00:24:10,565 --> 00:24:13,261 I met him recently and he reallywants to be in our movie. 290 00:24:13,334 --> 00:24:16,462 Whywould Lugosi want to do a sex change flick? 291 00:24:16,537 --> 00:24:18,937 Because he's myfriend! 292 00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:23,536 All right, fine! You can direct it. 293 00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:27,172 I want ascript in three days. We startshooting a week from Monday. 294 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:32,686 Mr. Weiss, thankyou so much. You won't regret it. I won't let you down. 295 00:24:32,753 --> 00:24:36,120 [Typing] 296 00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:39,591 But Bunny, you're perfect for this job. You know these people. 297 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:43,027 I need all the transsexuals and transvestites I can get. 298 00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:45,691 No, I don't care ifthey're not actors. I want realism! 299 00:24:45,766 --> 00:24:48,462 - I want this film to tell the truth. - [Knocking On Door] 300 00:24:48,536 --> 00:24:50,470 Coming! 301 00:24:50,538 --> 00:24:54,201 I've waited all my life for this shot, and I'm not gonna blow it. 302 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,938 - Eddie, you got a new movie for me, eh? - Yes! 303 00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:01,470 It's gonna be a great picture and you'll loveyour character. Have a seat. 304 00:25:03,384 --> 00:25:07,582 Listen, Bunny? Bela's here. I gotta go. 305 00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:10,988 Listen, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites! 306 00:25:11,058 --> 00:25:14,494 I need transvestites! All right. Bye. 307 00:25:14,562 --> 00:25:16,496 [ Sighs ] 308 00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:19,727 Eddie, what kind of a movie is this? 309 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:23,832 Well, it's about how people have two personalities: 310 00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:27,341 the side they show to the world, and then the secret person they hide inside. 311 00:25:27,408 --> 00:25:31,845 LikeJekyll and Hyde. I've always wanted to playJekyll and Hyde. 312 00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:34,746 I'm looking forward to this production. [ Chuckling ] 313 00:25:34,815 --> 00:25:37,010 Well, your part's a little different. 314 00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:40,679 You're like the god that looks over all the characters and oversees everything. 315 00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:43,189 I don't understand. 316 00:25:43,257 --> 00:25:45,953 You control everyone's fate. You're like the puppetmaster. 317 00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:52,525 - Ah, so I pull the strings! - Yes, you pull the strings. 318 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,366 " Pull the strings." I like that! 319 00:26:01,442 --> 00:26:03,307 Honey! 320 00:26:03,377 --> 00:26:05,811 I got a little surprise foryou. 321 00:26:05,879 --> 00:26:07,972 Wipe offyour hands. 322 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,881 - I finished my script. - [ Gasps ] Oh! 323 00:26:12,953 --> 00:26:15,387 Ed, I'm so proud ofyou! 324 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:19,989 I'll read it as soon as I get home. 325 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:22,824 Well, I'd really like to knowwhatyou think. 326 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:26,161 Why don'tyou go in the bedroom and take a look? I'll wait. 327 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,164 Go ahead. 328 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:31,170 Takeyourtime. 329 00:27:17,818 --> 00:27:20,252 So that's where my sweater's been. 330 00:27:21,855 --> 00:27:24,380 How long haveyou been doing this? 331 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:27,986 Since I was a kid. 332 00:27:28,062 --> 00:27:31,964 My mom wanted a girl, so she used to dress me in girlie clothing. 333 00:27:32,032 --> 00:27:33,966 Just became a habit. 334 00:27:35,235 --> 00:27:37,533 Jesus Christ! And you nevertold me? 335 00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:39,629 Well, this is myway oftelling you. 336 00:27:39,707 --> 00:27:43,507 What, by putting it in a fucking script for everyone to see? 337 00:27:43,577 --> 00:27:46,011 What kind ofsick mind operates like that? 338 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,844 And what about this, this so-called Barbara character... 339 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:50,850 that's obviously me? 340 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:52,977 I mean, this is our life. It's so embarrassing! 341 00:27:53,053 --> 00:27:56,511 - Of course it is. That's why you should playthe part. - Oh, you got nerve, buddy. 342 00:27:56,590 --> 00:28:00,026 - It's a darn good role. - That's not the issue! 343 00:28:00,094 --> 00:28:03,894 God, how can you act so casual when you're dressed like that? 344 00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,600 It makes me feel comfortable. 345 00:28:07,668 --> 00:28:10,967 Oh,just like in the script. 346 00:28:11,038 --> 00:28:12,972 Exactly. 347 00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:19,277 So what doyou say? 348 00:28:19,346 --> 00:28:21,280 Do we break up? 349 00:28:23,417 --> 00:28:26,648 Or doyou want to make the movie with me? 350 00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:32,957 They makeyou tall, and you're flashy. Theywant that. 351 00:28:33,026 --> 00:28:36,086 Okay. But theywant professionalism, so nix on the Nelly... 352 00:28:36,163 --> 00:28:38,654 without losing naivete, okay? 353 00:28:38,732 --> 00:28:42,498 Now, the goodnews isyou're probablygoing to get hired becauseyou look like Peggy Lee. 354 00:28:42,569 --> 00:28:46,005 But I don't want anybody else to resent that, okay? Please? 355 00:28:46,073 --> 00:28:48,337 'Cause there's enough for everybody, exotics too. 356 00:28:48,408 --> 00:28:51,605 All right, because ifyou're not going to smile, please don't bother. You'll embarrass me. 357 00:28:51,678 --> 00:28:55,341 This is George Weiss. He's done some very important things; he's a nice person to know. 358 00:28:55,415 --> 00:28:57,849 - An important person to know. - I thoughtyou were gonna make a sex change film! 359 00:28:57,918 --> 00:29:00,819 - It's still a sex change film. - Yeah! Five pages before it ends! 360 00:29:00,888 --> 00:29:05,154 - The rest is about some schmuck who likes angora sweaters! - I don't think he's a schmuck. 361 00:29:05,225 --> 00:29:08,786 What about this title? My poster says, I Changed MySex. 362 00:29:08,862 --> 00:29:12,958 So change the poster. Trust me, you'll be better off. This story's gonna grab people. 363 00:29:13,033 --> 00:29:16,628 It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. 364 00:29:16,703 --> 00:29:20,298 Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn. This is drama! 365 00:29:20,374 --> 00:29:23,172 Fine! Shootwhatever baloneyyou want. 366 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:25,404 Just make sure it's seven reels long. 367 00:29:27,881 --> 00:29:29,815 Testing. 368 00:29:29,883 --> 00:29:32,818 Excuse me. Can I get everyone's attention, please? 369 00:29:32,886 --> 00:29:34,820 Couldyou gatheraround? 370 00:29:37,891 --> 00:29:40,724 I've got something to say. 371 00:29:40,794 --> 00:29:44,491 Everybody, we're about to embark on quite a journey: four days of hard work. 372 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:48,295 But when it's over, we'll have a picture that'll entertain, enlighten... 373 00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:51,201 andmaybe even move millions ofpeople. 374 00:29:51,271 --> 00:29:54,570 Excuse me, Eddie. I don't mean to interrupt. I'm worried about the light. 375 00:29:54,641 --> 00:29:57,337 Good thinking. All right, we'll talk about days three and four later. 376 00:29:57,411 --> 00:30:01,711 Let's get that first shot off. Scene 1 7, Glenda looking in the window. 377 00:30:01,782 --> 00:30:05,343 - [Camera Whirring] - [Ed]And... action! 378 00:30:15,262 --> 00:30:17,196 [ Sighs ] 379 00:30:21,601 --> 00:30:23,501 [Ed] And... cut! 380 00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:27,597 - Print that! Let's move on! - Don't you want a second take for protection? 381 00:30:27,674 --> 00:30:29,767 What's to protect? It was perfect! Come on! 382 00:30:30,944 --> 00:30:32,878 Hey! Cops! 383 00:30:35,115 --> 00:30:37,413 We don't have a permit. Run! 384 00:30:37,484 --> 00:30:39,418 [ Groaning ] 385 00:30:39,486 --> 00:30:41,283 Come on. Let's go. 386 00:30:44,391 --> 00:30:46,325 [Hammering] 387 00:30:46,393 --> 00:30:50,454 - [Weiss ] What's going on with these revisedpages? - [Man ] Mr. Lugosi's here. 388 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:53,055 Oh, my God! Mr. Lugosi's here! 389 00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:55,727 Everyone! Everyone! 390 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:58,737 Everyone, come on. Come in here. 391 00:31:01,475 --> 00:31:03,409 Listen. 392 00:31:03,477 --> 00:31:06,412 When he walks onto the stage, treat him normal. 393 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,678 I know Bela Lugosi's a world-famous star and you're all very excited... 394 00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:13,345 but look, we are professionals. 395 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:17,083 So,just treat him with respect. Everything will be all right. 396 00:31:23,730 --> 00:31:25,630 Bela! 397 00:31:30,337 --> 00:31:33,363 Great to seeya! 8:00 on the dot. Right on time. 398 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,874 - I'm always on time. - Ofcourseyouare. 399 00:31:35,942 --> 00:31:38,206 [Ed] We've got a big day plannedforyou. 400 00:31:38,278 --> 00:31:41,111 But first we're gonna start out kinda easy withyou in that armchair over there. 401 00:31:41,181 --> 00:31:44,309 Then once you're up to speed and cookin', we'll reset and bring in the lab equipment. 402 00:31:44,384 --> 00:31:46,318 - Eddie? - Huh? 403 00:31:50,957 --> 00:31:53,892 - What about my money? - Huh? Oh. 404 00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:11,843 What areyou people doing? Get back towork! 405 00:32:29,262 --> 00:32:31,560 All right, people. Let's get ready. 406 00:32:42,609 --> 00:32:45,544 Mr. Lugosi, I knowyou're very busy... 407 00:32:45,612 --> 00:32:48,046 but, um, can I have your autograph? 408 00:32:49,282 --> 00:32:51,216 Certainly. 409 00:32:55,121 --> 00:32:58,887 You know which movie ofyours I love, Mr. Lugosi? The Invisible Ray. 410 00:32:58,959 --> 00:33:00,927 You were great as Karloff's sidekick. 411 00:33:03,296 --> 00:33:05,230 Karloff? 412 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,525 Sidekick? 413 00:33:09,603 --> 00:33:11,594 Fuckyou! 414 00:33:11,671 --> 00:33:15,437 Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! 415 00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:18,501 That limey cocksucker can rot in hell forall I care! 416 00:33:18,578 --> 00:33:22,344 -What happened? -How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? 417 00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:24,906 You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? 418 00:33:24,985 --> 00:33:28,352 It's all makeup and, and, grunting. [ Grunts ] 419 00:33:28,421 --> 00:33:31,117 I agree. Bela, I agree 100%. 420 00:33:31,191 --> 00:33:34,217 Now, Dracula, that's a role that requires talent. 421 00:33:34,294 --> 00:33:37,388 Of course! Dracula requires presence. 422 00:33:37,464 --> 00:33:39,955 It's allin the eyes and the voice... 423 00:33:40,033 --> 00:33:42,160 - and the hand. - That's right. That's right. 424 00:33:42,235 --> 00:33:45,602 You seem a little agitated. You wanna go outside and get some air? 425 00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:48,698 Bullshit! I'm ready now. Roll the camera! 426 00:33:50,810 --> 00:33:52,744 We're rolling. 427 00:33:52,812 --> 00:33:55,645 - Sound. Speed. - Scene 97, take one. Mark. 428 00:33:55,715 --> 00:33:58,240 [ Quietly] Action. 429 00:34:03,256 --> 00:34:05,190 Beware. 430 00:34:06,426 --> 00:34:08,360 Beware. 431 00:34:09,696 --> 00:34:13,860 Beware ofthe big, green dragon... 432 00:34:13,934 --> 00:34:16,368 that sits on your doorstep. 433 00:34:17,938 --> 00:34:20,873 He eats little boys... 434 00:34:20,941 --> 00:34:23,034 puppy dog tails... 435 00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:27,045 and big, fat snails. 436 00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:30,048 Beware. 437 00:34:30,116 --> 00:34:32,050 Take care. 438 00:34:34,788 --> 00:34:36,881 Beware. 439 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,589 Wait! 440 00:34:43,129 --> 00:34:47,361 Pull the string! Pull the string! 441 00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:52,268 Cut. 442 00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:54,307 [ Whispering ] Perfect. 443 00:34:54,374 --> 00:34:58,037 But Georgie, I'm proud. I wrote, directedandstarred in it... 444 00:34:58,111 --> 00:35:00,739 just like Orson Welles did in Citizen Kane. 445 00:35:00,814 --> 00:35:04,011 Yeah, well, Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he? 446 00:35:11,925 --> 00:35:16,191 How canyoujust walk aroundlike that in front ofall these people? 447 00:35:16,262 --> 00:35:19,857 Well, hon, nobody's bothered but you. Look around. 448 00:35:19,933 --> 00:35:23,699 Ed, this isn't the real world! You've surrounded yourself with a bunch ofweirdos. 449 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,204 Oh, say it a little louder. I don't think Bela heard you. 450 00:35:34,114 --> 00:35:36,048 [ Sighs ] Dolores. 451 00:35:38,118 --> 00:35:41,087 I need your help. 452 00:35:41,154 --> 00:35:45,488 [Ed] Mymind's in a muddle, like in a thick fog. 453 00:35:48,228 --> 00:35:50,958 I thought I could stop wearing these things. 454 00:35:51,031 --> 00:35:53,465 I tried. Honestly, I tried. 455 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:11,675 Glen. 456 00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:14,845 I don't fully understand... 457 00:36:14,921 --> 00:36:17,355 but maybe together we can work this out. 458 00:36:42,949 --> 00:36:46,043 Music swells. Cut and print! 459 00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,053 - [ Squeals ] - It's a wrap. 460 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,483 How doyou do? I'm here to see Mr. Feldman. 461 00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:56,552 What's your name? 462 00:36:56,629 --> 00:36:58,256 Edward D. Wood,Jr. 463 00:37:09,742 --> 00:37:11,676 He's in the executive building. 464 00:37:11,744 --> 00:37:14,178 - You can park in the reserved section. - Thanks very much. 465 00:37:14,247 --> 00:37:17,182 - Please, sit down. - Thanks. 466 00:37:19,319 --> 00:37:23,346 So, what areyou bringing me? Looks likeyou gotsome film cans. 467 00:37:23,423 --> 00:37:26,984 Well, some people bring their resumes. I've brought my own movie. 468 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,494 Really. Well, good foryou. 469 00:37:29,562 --> 00:37:33,589 I just shot this baby for Screen Classics. It opens next week. 470 00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:37,067 Screen Classics? No, I don't know them. 471 00:37:37,136 --> 00:37:39,070 There's something you should know. 472 00:37:39,138 --> 00:37:43,905 Nobody in town has seen this picture, so I'm giving you first crack at my talents. 473 00:37:43,977 --> 00:37:46,070 Thankyou. 474 00:37:46,145 --> 00:37:49,205 And I'm anxious to see it. [ Sighs ] 475 00:37:49,282 --> 00:37:51,216 So, what's up next foryou? 476 00:37:51,284 --> 00:37:55,448 I don't believe in thinking small, so I've got a whole slate ofpictures foryou. 477 00:37:55,521 --> 00:37:57,512 You ready? Okay. 478 00:37:59,258 --> 00:38:02,785 "The Vampire's Tomb." 479 00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:06,093 "The Ghoul Goes West." 480 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,734 And... 481 00:38:11,871 --> 00:38:13,896 " Doctor Acula." 482 00:38:16,142 --> 00:38:19,771 Doctor Acula? I don't get it. 483 00:38:22,148 --> 00:38:23,877 " Doctor... 484 00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:26,043 Racula." 485 00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:28,144 Oh, I get it. 486 00:38:28,221 --> 00:38:30,155 I don't like it. 487 00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:33,283 But it'll star Bela Lugosi. 488 00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:38,228 [ Chuckles ] Bela Lugosi? Lugosi's all washed-up. What elseyou got? 489 00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:45,167 Well, I-I do have... another project. 490 00:38:45,238 --> 00:38:47,672 I wasn't going to tell you about it. 491 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:50,174 Lugosi's in it, but it's a small part. 492 00:38:50,243 --> 00:38:52,507 The leadis an ingenue. 493 00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:56,036 A sterling, young actress-- Dolores Fuller. 494 00:38:57,550 --> 00:38:59,848 The title ofthe film: 495 00:38:59,919 --> 00:39:02,911 " Bride OfThe Atom"! 496 00:39:02,989 --> 00:39:04,923 Ah. 497 00:39:04,991 --> 00:39:07,516 Atomic age stuff, huh? 498 00:39:09,495 --> 00:39:12,487 I like it. I like it. 499 00:39:12,565 --> 00:39:15,398 I tell you what, Mr. Ward. Why don't you leaveyour film cans with me. 500 00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:17,993 And my associates and I will take a look atyour little opus... 501 00:39:18,071 --> 00:39:20,596 andmaybe we can do some business together. 502 00:39:20,673 --> 00:39:25,372 Take care. Beware. 503 00:39:26,946 --> 00:39:30,746 Pull the string! Pull the string! 504 00:39:30,817 --> 00:39:32,751 What the hell is this? 505 00:39:32,819 --> 00:39:35,379 - Is this an actual movie? - It can't be! 506 00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:39,892 [Narrator] Give this man satin undies, a dress, sweaterandskirt... 507 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:42,018 or even the lounging outfit he has on... 508 00:39:42,095 --> 00:39:45,553 - and he's the happiest human being in the world. - Wait a m i nute. 509 00:39:45,631 --> 00:39:48,156 - [ Narrator Continues ] - Wait a minute. That guy in the dress. 510 00:39:48,234 --> 00:39:50,566 That's the guy I met today. 511 00:39:50,636 --> 00:39:53,662 Oh, this has got to be a put-on. 512 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:56,368 [Narrator] These things are his comfort. 513 00:39:56,442 --> 00:39:59,843 [ Chuckling ] This is probably another one of BillyWellman's practical jokes. 514 00:39:59,912 --> 00:40:03,848 Hejust entered the street dressed in the clothes he so much desires to wear. 515 00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:06,544 But, onlyifhe reallyappears female: 516 00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:09,782 - long hair, make-up, clothing, the actual contours ofa girl. - Oh, God! 517 00:40:09,856 --> 00:40:12,984 Most transvestites do not want to change their life, their bodies. 518 00:40:13,059 --> 00:40:15,391 This is funny. This is funny. 519 00:40:26,939 --> 00:40:28,907 Thank you. 520 00:40:37,717 --> 00:40:41,312 Georgie, I thought Glen Or Glenda? was opening this week. Where's the ads? 521 00:40:41,387 --> 00:40:44,914 Where's the ads? The ads are in Alabama, Indiana, Missouri, you schmuck! 522 00:40:44,991 --> 00:40:46,925 It ain't gonna play in L.A.! 523 00:40:46,993 --> 00:40:49,985 -Why not? -Nobodywants to see this piece ofshit! 524 00:40:50,062 --> 00:40:54,726 - Hey, you can't talk thatway about my movie! - I wish itwas your movie! 525 00:40:54,801 --> 00:40:58,567 I wish I hadn't blown every dime I ever made into making this stink bomb! 526 00:40:58,638 --> 00:41:01,436 And ifl ever seeya again, I'll kill ya! 527 00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:06,003 Hello? 528 00:41:06,078 --> 00:41:07,739 Georgie? 529 00:41:07,814 --> 00:41:07,881 [ Crowd Cheering ] 530 00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:10,247 [ Crowd Cheering ] 531 00:41:17,923 --> 00:41:21,188 - Guess where I'm going nextweek? - I don't know. Where? 532 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:23,524 Mexico. 533 00:41:23,596 --> 00:41:27,191 - Guess what I'm doing when I get there. - I don't know. Lie on a beach. 534 00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:31,362 Wrong. I'm getting my first series ofhormone injections. 535 00:41:31,437 --> 00:41:33,598 When those girls kick in... 536 00:41:33,673 --> 00:41:37,700 they're gonna take out my organs and make me a woman. 537 00:41:37,777 --> 00:41:42,544 - Areyou serious? - It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. 538 00:41:42,615 --> 00:41:46,711 But it wasn't until I sawyour movie that I realized I have to take action! 539 00:41:46,786 --> 00:41:50,017 - Good-bye, penis! - Would you please keep it down. 540 00:41:50,089 --> 00:41:53,581 The "Super Swedish Angel," TorJohnson! 541 00:41:53,659 --> 00:41:56,093 [ Cheering, Whistling ] 542 00:42:05,304 --> 00:42:08,000 My gosh, look at that guy. He's a mountain! 543 00:42:13,646 --> 00:42:16,080 [Bell Rings] 544 00:42:27,426 --> 00:42:30,452 And after I'm a woman,Jean-Claude and I are going to be married. 545 00:42:30,529 --> 00:42:33,464 - I'm going to be a June bride. - He's a monster. 546 00:42:33,532 --> 00:42:36,899 Can you imaginewhat that guy would look like in a movie? 547 00:42:36,969 --> 00:42:38,630 [ Grunting ] 548 00:42:44,677 --> 00:42:47,373 Yeah, yeah! Yeah! 549 00:42:47,446 --> 00:42:51,041 Mmm. More neck. 550 00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:56,384 - Mr.Johnson, congratulations on yourvictory. - Thankyou. 551 00:42:56,455 --> 00:42:59,390 - Did you bring mywater? - No, I'm not the water boy. 552 00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,392 I'm a movie director. 553 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,156 - Movies? Like the Mickey Mouse? - Sure. 554 00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:08,291 - I'll getyou next week! - Yeah, right. In your dreams! 555 00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:11,825 Tor-- Uh, Mr.Johnson. 556 00:43:11,904 --> 00:43:16,841 - You ever fancy the notion ofbecoming an actor? - Not good-looking enough. 557 00:43:16,909 --> 00:43:20,037 Well, I think you're quite handsome. 558 00:43:20,112 --> 00:43:22,046 Do mytoes. 559 00:43:23,582 --> 00:43:27,177 So, anyway, I've got this new script, Bride OfTheAtom. 560 00:43:27,253 --> 00:43:30,484 And there's a part I believeyou're ideal for. 561 00:43:30,556 --> 00:43:33,491 Lobo. He's tough, he's a brute. 562 00:43:33,559 --> 00:43:36,722 But he's got a good heart. At the end ofthe picture, he saves the girl. 563 00:43:36,796 --> 00:43:39,526 [ Chuckles ] I like! When do movie shoot? 564 00:43:39,598 --> 00:43:41,532 Hopefully, very soon. 565 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,068 I'm just waiting for the final okay from my good pal at Warners, Mr. Feldman. 566 00:43:45,071 --> 00:43:47,005 [ Ringing ] 567 00:43:48,608 --> 00:43:52,203 - Wood Productions. - Eddie, help me. 568 00:43:52,278 --> 00:43:56,612 - Bela? - Eddie, please come over. 569 00:43:56,682 --> 00:43:58,616 Bela? 570 00:44:19,405 --> 00:44:21,339 Bela? 571 00:44:23,643 --> 00:44:25,577 Bela! 572 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:30,115 [Dogs Whimpering] 573 00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:37,515 Bela! 574 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:39,353 Bela? What happened? 575 00:44:39,425 --> 00:44:42,121 [ Weakly] Eddie. 576 00:44:42,195 --> 00:44:44,527 I didn't feel well. 577 00:44:46,766 --> 00:44:50,532 - Come on, let me getyou to the hospital. - No hospital. 578 00:44:50,603 --> 00:44:53,003 Just take me to the couch. 579 00:44:54,941 --> 00:44:57,876 - Should I call a doctor? - No. 580 00:44:57,944 --> 00:45:00,879 This happens all the time. 581 00:45:03,382 --> 00:45:06,818 Is there anything I can get foryou? Water or a blanket? 582 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,954 Goulash. 583 00:45:11,724 --> 00:45:14,750 I don't know how to make goulash. 584 00:45:18,898 --> 00:45:21,594 Bela, what's in the needle? 585 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:24,329 Morphine. 586 00:45:24,403 --> 00:45:26,462 With a Demerol chaser. 587 00:45:29,242 --> 00:45:33,838 Oh, Eddie. Eddie, I'm so broke. 588 00:45:35,114 --> 00:45:40,347 I don't know what I'm going to do. [ Sobbing ] 589 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,454 Don't worry, Bela. 590 00:45:45,258 --> 00:45:47,692 I won't let you down. 591 00:45:50,596 --> 00:45:53,030 Mr. Feldman? Ed Wood. 592 00:45:53,099 --> 00:45:56,125 Yeah, listen, I haven't been able to get through, so I just showed up. 593 00:45:56,202 --> 00:45:58,193 Yeah! Right out front. 594 00:45:58,271 --> 00:46:00,705 So, we gonna be working together? 595 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:05,803 Really? Worst film you ever saw. 596 00:46:05,878 --> 00:46:09,143 Well, my next one will be better. 597 00:46:09,215 --> 00:46:12,150 Hello. Hello. 598 00:46:12,218 --> 00:46:15,813 [ Sighs ] I'm no good. 599 00:46:15,888 --> 00:46:18,823 Oh, Ed, it was just one man's opinion. 600 00:46:18,891 --> 00:46:22,486 Bela needs a job. I can't even get a film going. 601 00:46:22,561 --> 00:46:25,325 Of course I can't. I made the worst movie ofall time. 602 00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:27,332 Oh, that's ridiculous. 603 00:46:28,567 --> 00:46:31,434 All I wanna do is tell stories. 604 00:46:31,504 --> 00:46:34,337 The things that I find interesting. 605 00:46:34,407 --> 00:46:37,672 Well, maybeyou're not studio kind ofmaterial. 606 00:46:37,743 --> 00:46:40,678 Maybeyou just need to raise the moneyyourself. 607 00:46:43,582 --> 00:46:46,073 The movie is called Bride OfTheAtom. 608 00:46:46,152 --> 00:46:49,178 Itwill star Bela Lugosi. 609 00:46:49,255 --> 00:46:51,951 There are quarter shares available at $1 5,000 each. 610 00:46:52,024 --> 00:46:55,016 Yes, that's right. The Bela Lugosi. 611 00:46:56,095 --> 00:46:58,359 He's still alive. 612 00:46:58,431 --> 00:47:02,128 Huh? Is he available Friday night? 613 00:47:02,201 --> 00:47:04,829 Well, gee, I suppose so. Why? 614 00:47:04,904 --> 00:47:08,840 - [Laughter] - "Greetings, I am the Count." 615 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:12,071 "Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker ofAdventure. 616 00:47:12,144 --> 00:47:15,978 "Audience laughs, applauds. 'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep.'" 617 00:47:16,048 --> 00:47:20,212 - "It is my home." - "'Oh, tract housing, huh?' Laugh. 618 00:47:20,286 --> 00:47:23,084 - You need a new real estate agent." - [Applause ] 619 00:47:23,155 --> 00:47:25,089 "I beg to differ. 620 00:47:25,157 --> 00:47:28,684 This casket incap-- incarpertate--" 621 00:47:28,761 --> 00:47:30,695 No, Bela, that's "incorporates." 622 00:47:30,763 --> 00:47:33,698 Look, why don't you just say, "This casket has--" 623 00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:36,997 How do they expect a Hungarian to pronounce this dialogue? 624 00:47:37,069 --> 00:47:40,004 This-- This live television is madness! 625 00:47:40,072 --> 00:47:42,438 Furthermore, Ipredict... 626 00:47:42,508 --> 00:47:45,841 by April 1 9, 1 970... 627 00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:49,847 I predict... men will have colonized Mars. 628 00:47:49,915 --> 00:47:52,110 Millions of people will live there. 629 00:47:52,184 --> 00:47:56,348 Wow! Ain't that somethin'? 630 00:47:59,258 --> 00:48:02,750 And now we takeyou to a castle in Transylvania. 631 00:48:02,828 --> 00:48:07,788 Watch out. The landlord's a realpain in the neck. 632 00:48:07,867 --> 00:48:10,597 ?? [ Organ Playing Bach's Toccata And Fugue I n D Minor ] 633 00:48:25,384 --> 00:48:28,820 Greetings! I am the Count! 634 00:48:28,888 --> 00:48:33,689 Greetings, pal! I'm Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure! 635 00:48:33,759 --> 00:48:36,159 - [Audience Laughing] - Hey, what a kooky place to sleep. 636 00:48:36,228 --> 00:48:38,662 Kind of reminds me of my house. What a dump! 637 00:48:38,731 --> 00:48:41,632 Some places got a Murphy bed; this place got a Murphy shower. 638 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,260 I still don't know where to hang the towels. 639 00:48:44,336 --> 00:48:46,270 I beg to differ. 640 00:48:46,338 --> 00:48:51,640 Beg to differ? A bloodsucker, right? I'm talkin' about my towels. 641 00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:53,644 [ Clears Throat ] 642 00:48:55,881 --> 00:48:59,282 Greetings! I... am the Count. 643 00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:06,957 - Damn! - ??[Band] 644 00:49:07,026 --> 00:49:09,460 [ Angry Muttering ] 645 00:49:12,698 --> 00:49:16,293 A bum is what he is. I told you we should've got Karloff! 646 00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:23,306 - Ah, don't worry about it, Bela. You're better than all this. - I never said I could ad-lib. 647 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:27,141 - Forget it! We'll make our own movie and you'll be a big star again. - Aha! 648 00:49:27,213 --> 00:49:31,650 Mr. Lugosi, it is an unparalleled privilege to meetyou, sir. 649 00:49:31,717 --> 00:49:35,209 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Criswell. 650 00:49:35,287 --> 00:49:37,221 It's a pleasure. 651 00:49:37,289 --> 00:49:41,385 Ahh, cheerup. Don't lose heart overwhat happened tonight. 652 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:45,954 I predict... your next project will be an outstanding success! 653 00:49:46,031 --> 00:49:48,295 Wow! 654 00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,494 And who mayyou be? 655 00:49:50,569 --> 00:49:53,663 - Edward D. Wood,Jr. - Ahh! 656 00:49:53,739 --> 00:49:57,231 - The director of Glen Or Glenda? - How'd you know? 657 00:49:57,309 --> 00:50:00,710 I am Criswell. I know all. 658 00:50:06,986 --> 00:50:10,422 - ?? [Latin ] - [ Criswell, Faint ] 659 00:50:10,489 --> 00:50:13,754 - ?? [ Continues ] - And bingo! Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou. 660 00:50:13,826 --> 00:50:17,762 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bring me two more Beefeater martinis. 661 00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:19,764 Ed, uh, anotherwhiskey. 662 00:50:19,832 --> 00:50:21,766 Dagmar, a rum and coke? 663 00:50:21,834 --> 00:50:23,927 Moustapha and King are Chablis. 664 00:50:24,003 --> 00:50:27,063 Bela, would you like a wine? 665 00:50:27,139 --> 00:50:30,302 No. I never drink... wine. 666 00:50:30,376 --> 00:50:33,311 [ Laughing ] 667 00:50:35,514 --> 00:50:39,951 Say, Cris, how'd you know we'd be living on Mars by 1 970? 668 00:50:40,019 --> 00:50:42,954 - I guessed. - Really? 669 00:50:43,022 --> 00:50:44,956 I made it up. 670 00:50:45,024 --> 00:50:46,958 It's horse shit. 671 00:50:48,194 --> 00:50:51,129 Eddie, there's no such thing as a psychic. 672 00:50:51,197 --> 00:50:55,133 People believe my folderol because I wear a black tuxedo. 673 00:50:55,201 --> 00:50:58,170 - It's that easy? - Eddie, we're in show biz. 674 00:50:58,237 --> 00:51:01,729 It's all about razzle-dazzle, appearances. 675 00:51:01,807 --> 00:51:05,538 Ifyou look good and you talkwell, people will swallow anything. 676 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,318 We are going to have the most terrifying monster ever seen on film. 677 00:51:18,391 --> 00:51:22,725 A ghastly creature created from an atomic mutation! 678 00:51:22,795 --> 00:51:24,729 I don't like scary movies. 679 00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:26,731 I like the ones with love stories. 680 00:51:26,799 --> 00:51:29,734 That's just what this movie is: a heartbreaking romance. 681 00:51:29,802 --> 00:51:31,736 You're quite a specimen. 682 00:51:31,804 --> 00:51:34,637 - And you're going to be in the picture? - Yeah. I play Lobo. 683 00:51:34,707 --> 00:51:39,303 I predict Bride OfTheAtom will be the biggest moneymaker ofall time. 684 00:51:39,378 --> 00:51:43,314 Andthis is lovelystarlet Dolores Fuller, who willplayJanet Lawton. 685 00:51:43,382 --> 00:51:46,749 My pleasure, ma'am. Now, how much will this picture cost? 686 00:51:46,819 --> 00:51:50,186 Well, in a normal studio it'd be about a million bucks... 687 00:51:50,256 --> 00:51:53,191 with all theirwasteful overhead and fancy offices. 688 00:51:53,259 --> 00:51:57,025 Butwe're more efficient, sowe could bring it in at about 70 grand. 689 00:51:57,096 --> 00:51:59,758 Oh. Well, I shall certainly consider it. 690 00:51:59,832 --> 00:52:03,199 - [ Ed ] Well, good-bye. - [ Man ] Good night, Ed. Keep in touch. 691 00:52:03,269 --> 00:52:05,203 Good-bye. 692 00:52:07,974 --> 00:52:09,908 Well, Eddie, how'd we do? 693 00:52:09,976 --> 00:52:12,774 We didn't make a nickel. 694 00:52:12,845 --> 00:52:15,780 [Woman ] I cannot believe I'm in Hollywood. 695 00:52:15,848 --> 00:52:19,841 - You know, Daddy didn't want me to move out here. - [Bartender] Uh-huh. 696 00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:23,252 Ma'am, your bill comes to $2.20. 697 00:52:23,322 --> 00:52:26,257 Oh. Uh, okay. I hope you don't mind... 698 00:52:26,325 --> 00:52:29,522 but all I have is a fifty; Ijust came from my banker's. 699 00:52:29,595 --> 00:52:31,529 - That's all right. - Thankyou. 700 00:52:38,638 --> 00:52:41,072 Excuse me. You just moved here? 701 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:44,268 Yes. Hollywood is, oh, so exciting. 702 00:52:44,343 --> 00:52:46,277 - Isn't it? - [ Giggles ] 703 00:52:46,345 --> 00:52:48,973 Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Loretta King. 704 00:52:49,048 --> 00:52:51,243 Edward D. Wood,Jr. 705 00:52:51,317 --> 00:52:54,753 - [Bartender] Hi. Wouldyou like some water? - No! 706 00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:57,288 No water. No liquids. 707 00:52:57,356 --> 00:52:59,483 I'm terribly allergic to them. 708 00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:04,327 You know, I work in Hollywood. I'm a producer. 709 00:53:04,397 --> 00:53:06,331 Really? Wow! 710 00:53:06,399 --> 00:53:09,095 I would love to be involved in that. 711 00:53:09,168 --> 00:53:12,103 Is that right? Well, maybe I can helpyou out. 712 00:53:12,171 --> 00:53:15,470 Haveyou ever thought about investing in a motion picture? 713 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:19,671 Perhaps a small amount ofmoney. How much doyour motion pictures cost? 714 00:53:19,745 --> 00:53:23,579 Well, my new one, I think, would be about $60,000. 715 00:53:23,649 --> 00:53:27,642 That's all? That seems very reasonable for an entire picture. 716 00:53:28,754 --> 00:53:30,688 [ Chuckles ] 717 00:53:30,756 --> 00:53:33,691 Would you-- Would you like to, uh... 718 00:53:33,759 --> 00:53:37,195 - have a look at the-- at the photoplay? - Oh, sure. 719 00:53:39,298 --> 00:53:41,232 Oh, my. 720 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,791 This is very interesting. 721 00:53:43,869 --> 00:53:49,102 Say, doyou think it would be possible for me to maybe play one ofthese parts? 722 00:53:49,175 --> 00:53:52,110 Oh, you want to be an actress too. Well, of course. 723 00:53:52,178 --> 00:53:56,114 There's a couple of parts I can think of right now thatyou might be perfect for. 724 00:53:56,182 --> 00:54:00,881 There's, uh, the secretary in the newspaper office, the file clerk, um-- 725 00:54:00,953 --> 00:54:03,615 Hmm. Those sound kind ofsmall. 726 00:54:04,757 --> 00:54:07,555 Here's one that looks good-- Janet Lawton. 727 00:54:09,128 --> 00:54:12,063 I'dsure like toplayher. 728 00:54:12,131 --> 00:54:14,190 -Janet Lawton. - Yes. 729 00:54:14,266 --> 00:54:17,201 Janet Lawton is clearly the part to play. 730 00:54:19,739 --> 00:54:22,367 Can'tyou just see me in the part? 731 00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:30,148 Yes! 732 00:54:30,216 --> 00:54:32,150 You'd be perfect. 733 00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,354 You bastard! 734 00:54:36,422 --> 00:54:40,586 You two-timing, dress-wearing son ofa bitch! 735 00:54:40,659 --> 00:54:43,594 Honey, it was the onlyway I could get the movie made! 736 00:54:43,662 --> 00:54:45,596 Who doyou think's been paying the rent? 737 00:54:45,664 --> 00:54:49,600 Who's been helping you typeyour scripts and do all your grunt work? 738 00:54:49,668 --> 00:54:53,604 - I am sorry! What did you want me to say? - You were supposed to say... 739 00:54:53,672 --> 00:54:57,870 " No. I wrote that part for my girlfriend Dolores!" 740 00:54:59,011 --> 00:55:02,572 Snowball, there are plenty of other parts. 741 00:55:02,648 --> 00:55:05,116 Like what? 742 00:55:06,752 --> 00:55:09,414 - The secretary, the file clerk. - Aaaaah! 743 00:55:09,488 --> 00:55:12,423 You... asshole! 744 00:55:15,528 --> 00:55:15,628 This is gonna be Bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive... 745 00:55:15,628 --> 00:55:19,120 This is gonna be Bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive... 746 00:55:19,197 --> 00:55:21,631 just like one ofthose " Mad Scientist" movies. 747 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:24,828 I want test tubes, beakers and one ofthose electrical things that buzzes. 748 00:55:24,903 --> 00:55:27,872 - You mean a Tesla coil? - Fine. Whatever. Hop to it! 749 00:55:27,939 --> 00:55:29,873 Right! Right. 750 00:55:31,543 --> 00:55:33,477 - Eddie? - Yes? 751 00:55:33,545 --> 00:55:37,345 - Which dress doyou like better? - Hmm. I don't know. 752 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:41,853 Say, Bill, which dress works better foryou, the red one or the green one? 753 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,946 - Which one is the red one? - What doyou mean? 754 00:55:45,023 --> 00:55:48,459 I mean, I can't see the difference; I'm color blind. 755 00:55:48,527 --> 00:55:50,722 But I kinda like the dark gray one. 756 00:55:52,931 --> 00:55:57,368 At Universal, we usedtoshoot one ortwo scenes a day. 757 00:55:57,436 --> 00:56:00,462 But Eddie can knock off twenty, thirty. 758 00:56:00,539 --> 00:56:03,303 - He's incredible! - [Ed]And... action! 759 00:56:07,546 --> 00:56:10,982 Okay, you're Dr. Eric Vornoff... 760 00:56:11,049 --> 00:56:12,983 and you're upset. 761 00:56:13,051 --> 00:56:17,283 You've worked very hard on this experiment and you don't want to see it fail. 762 00:56:17,355 --> 00:56:19,289 N-No, you're not that upset. 763 00:56:19,357 --> 00:56:22,793 You wanna keep moving. You wanna go through that door. 764 00:56:26,565 --> 00:56:28,499 And... cut! Beautiful. 765 00:56:28,567 --> 00:56:31,297 Print it. Let's move immediately to scene 52. 766 00:56:31,369 --> 00:56:33,303 - Tor, you in place? - [Tor] Yeah. 767 00:56:33,371 --> 00:56:35,703 - Great. Roll camera! - Rolling. Slate. 768 00:56:35,774 --> 00:56:38,709 - Cue rainstorm. - [ Water Dripping ] 769 00:56:38,777 --> 00:56:40,711 And... action, Tor. 770 00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:46,978 Okay. You're Lobo. 771 00:56:47,052 --> 00:56:48,986 You're upset. 772 00:56:49,054 --> 00:56:52,990 You've worked very hard helping Dr. Vornoffwith this experiment. 773 00:56:53,058 --> 00:56:55,993 You don't wanna see it fail. 774 00:56:56,061 --> 00:56:57,995 No, no. You're not that upset. 775 00:56:58,063 --> 00:57:01,032 You wanna keep moving. You've got to get through that door. 776 00:57:07,105 --> 00:57:09,039 And cut! Perfect! 777 00:57:09,107 --> 00:57:12,543 - Print it. Let's move on. - Don'tyou wanna do another take, Ed? 778 00:57:12,611 --> 00:57:15,546 Looks like big baldy had a little trouble gettin' through the door. 779 00:57:15,614 --> 00:57:17,548 No, it's fine. It's real. 780 00:57:17,616 --> 00:57:21,848 You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to struggle with that problem every day. 781 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,856 All right, people, let's get ready. Actors! I must have my actors! 782 00:57:25,924 --> 00:57:30,361 Thereyou are. Loretta, Tor, I wanna explain this scene; it's a little complicated, but-- 783 00:57:30,428 --> 00:57:33,363 - Bela, you'll be sitting there. Okay? - [ Electricity Buzzing ] 784 00:57:33,431 --> 00:57:36,366 I'm not getting near that goddamn thing. 785 00:57:36,434 --> 00:57:39,870 - One ofthem burned me on The Return OfChandu. - All right. 786 00:57:39,938 --> 00:57:42,532 - Then you'll be sitting there. - Good. 787 00:57:42,607 --> 00:57:44,939 Great. All right, gang, here's the scene. 788 00:57:45,010 --> 00:57:48,446 Loretta, you're in a trance; you glide in and get on the operating table. 789 00:57:48,513 --> 00:57:51,949 Now, Tor, you're supposed to tie her down, butyou have an angora fetish... 790 00:57:52,017 --> 00:57:55,453 and when you rub that swatch ofangora, it makes you refuse. 791 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,456 So then Bela has to disciplineyou. All right? Great! Let's do it! 792 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,726 Action! 793 00:58:08,199 --> 00:58:10,633 Strap her to the table. 794 00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:15,638 Do as I command you! 795 00:58:17,475 --> 00:58:20,911 - I'll teach you to disobey me! - Aaaargh! 796 00:58:20,979 --> 00:58:22,913 - You will obey! - Uhhhh! 797 00:58:22,981 --> 00:58:25,575 - Strap herin! - Uhhhh! 798 00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:28,642 Strap her in! I command you! 799 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,655 - Wood! Your check bounced. - I'll getyou the money later. 800 00:58:31,723 --> 00:58:34,453 - No, I need it now. - [Bela ] I'll teachyou to disobeyme! 801 00:58:34,526 --> 00:58:36,460 Cut! 802 00:58:36,528 --> 00:58:40,020 I am terribly sorry to botheryou while you're shooting... 803 00:58:40,098 --> 00:58:43,033 but the guy that owns the stage needs his money. 804 00:58:43,101 --> 00:58:46,537 Well, then, you should pay him, shouldn'tyou? 805 00:58:46,605 --> 00:58:49,073 Yes. Exactly. 806 00:58:54,679 --> 00:58:56,613 I kind of need it now. 807 00:58:59,684 --> 00:59:03,245 W-What areyou looking at me like that for? 808 00:59:03,321 --> 00:59:06,518 I already gaveyou mythree hundred. 809 00:59:06,591 --> 00:59:08,525 Right. 810 00:59:08,593 --> 00:59:11,323 And now I need the other sixty thousand. 811 00:59:11,396 --> 00:59:14,126 What other sixty thousand? 812 00:59:16,001 --> 00:59:19,994 The other sixty thousand you said you'd give to me. 813 00:59:20,071 --> 00:59:22,335 You misunderstood, Eddie. 814 00:59:22,407 --> 00:59:25,968 I gaveyou everything I have in the world-- three hundred dollars. 815 00:59:42,694 --> 00:59:45,663 Well, herewe go again. 816 00:59:45,730 --> 00:59:48,164 [ Ed ] Let me tell ya, ya can't lose. 817 00:59:48,233 --> 00:59:51,464 It's scary. And ifyou don't like that, it's romantic. 818 00:59:51,536 --> 00:59:54,471 Bela Lugosi will portray Dr. EricVornoff. 819 01:00:00,412 --> 01:00:04,246 And lovely, lovely, lovely ingenue Loretta King... 820 01:00:04,316 --> 01:00:06,910 is reporter Janet Lawton. 821 01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:09,920 - I don't know. Lugosi looks pretty old. - Huh? 822 01:00:11,489 --> 01:00:13,548 Which role does Vampira play? 823 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:16,321 Vampira? Why do you ask? 824 01:00:16,394 --> 01:00:18,726 She's standing right over there. 825 01:00:21,466 --> 01:00:23,957 Well, she plays... 826 01:00:26,271 --> 01:00:28,364 Excuse me one minute. 827 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:31,938 - [ Woman Laughing ] - Pardon me. Miss Vampira? 828 01:00:32,010 --> 01:00:34,945 -Yes? -Uh, you don't know me, but I'm Ed Wood. 829 01:00:35,013 --> 01:00:38,449 I'm a film producer and I'm currently in production on a science fiction piece... 830 01:00:38,516 --> 01:00:40,780 with Bela Lugosi and Swedish wrestlerTorJohnson. 831 01:00:40,852 --> 01:00:44,015 I don't understand. Doyou want my autograph? 832 01:00:44,089 --> 01:00:46,182 No. 833 01:00:46,258 --> 01:00:49,193 No, I-- I think myfilm is perfect foryou. 834 01:00:49,261 --> 01:00:53,197 You want me to show it on myTV program. Well, I havenothing to dowith that. 835 01:00:53,265 --> 01:00:56,200 - You should call the station manager at Channel 7. - No, no. No, no, no, no. 836 01:00:56,268 --> 01:01:00,329 I don't wantyou to show the movie, I wantyou to be in it. Let me explain. 837 01:01:00,405 --> 01:01:03,272 We started shooting, but after three days we got shut down. 838 01:01:03,341 --> 01:01:06,469 Now we're having a backers party to raise some more money. 839 01:01:06,544 --> 01:01:09,604 So I thought perhaps you'd like to come overjust to say "howdy" to some ofthe backers. 840 01:01:09,681 --> 01:01:12,548 Look, I'm with some friends and we're about to eat. 841 01:01:12,617 --> 01:01:14,551 Please! It would just take one second. 842 01:01:14,619 --> 01:01:18,419 Come overandmeet the backers. There is a reallynice dentist from Oxnard. 843 01:01:18,490 --> 01:01:21,425 Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios. 844 01:01:21,493 --> 01:01:25,862 I don't need to blow some dentist for a part. Forget it. 845 01:01:25,931 --> 01:01:28,126 Miss Vampira! 846 01:01:28,199 --> 01:01:30,690 - Please. - Ohh! Let's go. 847 01:01:32,203 --> 01:01:35,730 I'm getting a bad feeling about this. Let's get out ofhere. 848 01:01:35,807 --> 01:01:37,934 Yeah, I think you're right. 849 01:01:38,009 --> 01:01:42,446 Thankyou, folks, for comin' tonight, but we better go. 850 01:01:42,514 --> 01:01:45,950 And then Dr. Vornoff falls into the pit... 851 01:01:46,017 --> 01:01:49,316 and his own octopus attacks and eats him. 852 01:01:49,387 --> 01:01:52,322 - The end. - Whew! 853 01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:55,018 - Well, that's quite a story. - Yes. 854 01:01:56,194 --> 01:01:58,890 So, uh, you made the movie... 855 01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:01,489 and now you wanna make it again? 856 01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:03,431 No. 857 01:02:03,501 --> 01:02:07,437 We shot ten minutes ofthe movie, and now we're looking for completion funds. 858 01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:09,530 Oh, son, you're too vague. 859 01:02:09,607 --> 01:02:12,542 -[Machine Starting, Whirring] - Billy Bob! 860 01:02:13,745 --> 01:02:16,646 You're cuttin' 'em too lean. 861 01:02:16,715 --> 01:02:18,945 Mr. McCoy. 862 01:02:20,352 --> 01:02:23,219 - How can I make you happy? - [ Spits ] 863 01:02:23,288 --> 01:02:26,121 Okay. 864 01:02:26,191 --> 01:02:28,125 Two things. 865 01:02:28,193 --> 01:02:33,426 Number one: I want the movie to end with a big explosion. 866 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:37,325 Sky full ofsmoke. 867 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:40,904 Yes. 868 01:02:40,972 --> 01:02:44,066 But it ends with Dr. Vornoff falling into the pit. 869 01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:46,542 Not anymore. 870 01:02:46,611 --> 01:02:48,841 Numbertwo: 871 01:02:48,913 --> 01:02:51,143 I got a son. 872 01:02:51,216 --> 01:02:55,778 He's a little slow, but a good boy. 873 01:02:55,854 --> 01:02:59,915 And somethin' tells me he'd make a helluva leadin' man. 874 01:03:04,562 --> 01:03:06,496 Sounds perfect. 875 01:03:06,598 --> 01:03:08,498 This is unbelievable. 876 01:03:08,566 --> 01:03:11,501 I woulda bet a million bucks that Ed wouldn't finish this picture. 877 01:03:11,569 --> 01:03:14,504 Yeah, well, it ain't finished yet, kid; anything can happen. 878 01:03:15,573 --> 01:03:17,507 Stay out of scratching distance. 879 01:03:17,575 --> 01:03:21,511 - Poodle, you made it. I wasn't sureyou got my message. - Well, of course I made it. 880 01:03:21,579 --> 01:03:24,514 - Today's the file clerk's big scene. - That's right. 881 01:03:24,582 --> 01:03:27,517 I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here. 882 01:03:27,585 --> 01:03:30,349 - [Man ]Janet, I wantyou-- - Say, who's the lug? 883 01:03:30,421 --> 01:03:35,518 Str-- I wantyou staying away from the old Willows place. 884 01:03:35,593 --> 01:03:38,528 Why, that's Tony McCoy. He will be portraying Lieutenant Dick Craig. 885 01:03:38,596 --> 01:03:40,530 - [TonyContinues Fumbling Lines ] - Really. 886 01:03:40,598 --> 01:03:44,534 - How much money did he put up? - None. But his dad gave me fifty grand. 887 01:03:44,602 --> 01:03:47,036 Hmm. Wood Productions, the mark of quality. 888 01:03:47,104 --> 01:03:50,437 Listen, the movie's getting made; that's all that matters. 889 01:03:51,509 --> 01:03:53,443 - Hello, Harry. - Oh, hi, Dolores. 890 01:03:53,511 --> 01:03:55,945 Oh! You're Dolores. 891 01:03:56,013 --> 01:03:58,413 I've heard so much aboutyou. 892 01:03:58,482 --> 01:04:01,417 I'm Loretta King. Oh, here, take the chair. 893 01:04:01,485 --> 01:04:03,350 Oh, don't be silly. Let Harry finish. 894 01:04:03,421 --> 01:04:05,651 You still need some more work. 895 01:04:05,723 --> 01:04:07,657 No. I'm finished. 896 01:04:07,725 --> 01:04:11,161 - All I needed was a touch-up. - Hmm. That mole still shows. 897 01:04:11,228 --> 01:04:14,322 Uh, ladies! You both look fine. 898 01:04:15,433 --> 01:04:18,368 Why don't we talk about the scene? 899 01:04:18,436 --> 01:04:20,597 Okay,Janet Lawton has just discovered... 900 01:04:20,671 --> 01:04:23,105 that Dr. Vornoffbought the old Willows estate... 901 01:04:23,174 --> 01:04:26,109 so now she wants to prove that all the monster stories are true. 902 01:04:26,177 --> 01:04:28,304 Well, Eddie, what's my motivation? 903 01:04:28,379 --> 01:04:32,315 You're the file clerk. You're running into the next room and bump intoJanet. 904 01:04:32,383 --> 01:04:37,320 What is our relationship? Arewe good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance? 905 01:04:37,388 --> 01:04:40,880 Dolores, I have five days to complete this picture. 906 01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:42,892 Don't get goofy on me. 907 01:04:45,095 --> 01:04:47,029 Action! 908 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,264 - Hi,Janet. - Oh, hi, Marge. 909 01:04:52,336 --> 01:04:55,271 -Janet, still on the monster hunt? - What doyou think? 910 01:04:55,339 --> 01:04:58,740 I think the boss has been looking foryou all day. 911 01:04:58,809 --> 01:05:01,744 Somethingabout thepolice wanting those monsterstories 86'd. 912 01:05:01,812 --> 01:05:04,906 - You've got the whole town in a panic. - I can't hearyou. 913 01:05:04,982 --> 01:05:08,918 - I said, you've got the who-- - I know what you said, but I can't hearyou. 914 01:05:09,987 --> 01:05:12,421 I get it. Seeya later. 915 01:05:14,124 --> 01:05:17,321 And... cut! That was perfect. 916 01:05:17,394 --> 01:05:20,158 Of course it was. 917 01:05:20,231 --> 01:05:23,064 Bra-vo! Bravo! 918 01:05:23,133 --> 01:05:26,068 - Magnifico. - Cris, you made it. Thanks a lot. 919 01:05:26,136 --> 01:05:29,071 Naturally. Always happy to help with a little larceny. 920 01:05:29,139 --> 01:05:31,573 All right, everybody, that's it for today. 921 01:05:31,642 --> 01:05:34,975 The prop crew has a little errand to run. Paul. Connie. 922 01:05:48,158 --> 01:05:51,093 Darn. I thought they kept this open. 923 01:05:51,161 --> 01:05:53,220 [Tor] Lobo will fix. 924 01:05:58,335 --> 01:06:00,269 Good boy. 925 01:06:01,872 --> 01:06:04,238 - [ Connie ] Wow! - [Paul] This place gives me the creeps. 926 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:08,506 - Let's get the hell outta here. - Not so fast. Not 'til we get it down. 927 01:06:08,579 --> 01:06:11,139 There it is. Paul, go unhook it. 928 01:06:11,215 --> 01:06:13,149 Right. 929 01:06:15,252 --> 01:06:17,186 Fantastic. 930 01:06:17,254 --> 01:06:19,620 It's beautiful. 931 01:06:19,690 --> 01:06:22,284 - You sure this is gonna work? - Yes. 932 01:06:22,359 --> 01:06:25,351 - [ Creaking ] - You sure? 933 01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:27,260 [Ed] Yes, hurry. Do it. 934 01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,935 [ Criswell] My God! 935 01:06:42,012 --> 01:06:43,946 We killed him. 936 01:06:47,952 --> 01:06:49,886 Tor? 937 01:06:52,623 --> 01:06:54,557 Better than wrestling. 938 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:56,559 Lights! 939 01:06:56,627 --> 01:07:00,063 [Tony, Reading] "Now,Janet, I wantyou stayin'away... 940 01:07:00,130 --> 01:07:02,758 "from that old Willows place. I want-- 941 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:05,267 " Now,Janet, I w-- 942 01:07:05,336 --> 01:07:07,395 - Great. - " I want you-- 943 01:07:07,471 --> 01:07:09,405 - Connie! - I want you staying away--" 944 01:07:09,473 --> 01:07:12,909 - The octopus has to live in the lake. - This is kind of a stream. 945 01:07:12,977 --> 01:07:14,945 No! It has to be underwater. 946 01:07:15,012 --> 01:07:17,446 Let me look at this. Okay. 947 01:07:19,016 --> 01:07:21,450 Go set up by the lake. 948 01:07:21,518 --> 01:07:24,646 Eddie. I'm so tired. 949 01:07:24,722 --> 01:07:27,657 I don't know ifl can handle a night shoot. 950 01:07:27,725 --> 01:07:30,694 - Nonsense. You look great. - [ Sighs ] 951 01:07:31,929 --> 01:07:33,863 All right, look. 952 01:07:33,931 --> 01:07:37,458 Why don'tyou have a nice nap and we'll shoot around you a littlewhile. 953 01:07:37,534 --> 01:07:40,059 - Thanks, buddy. - You'rewelcome. 954 01:07:40,137 --> 01:07:42,071 All right, you kids. 955 01:07:57,821 --> 01:08:01,257 Hey, this is looking fantastic! 956 01:08:01,325 --> 01:08:03,259 Paul, where's the octopus motor? 957 01:08:05,095 --> 01:08:08,462 - What octopus motor? - To make his legs move. 958 01:08:10,534 --> 01:08:14,026 Don't blame me! You didn't say anything about a motorwhen I was on the ceiling! 959 01:08:17,474 --> 01:08:19,408 What's he talking-- 960 01:08:24,281 --> 01:08:26,875 Paul lost the octopus motor. 961 01:08:28,285 --> 01:08:30,776 All right, let's shoot this fucker. 962 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,152 Great. 963 01:08:33,223 --> 01:08:35,384 Where do I go? 964 01:08:35,459 --> 01:08:38,656 - You'll be fighting with the octopus. - Out there? 965 01:08:38,729 --> 01:08:41,789 - Yes. - What happened to the stream? 966 01:08:41,865 --> 01:08:44,800 Well, this is gonna look a lot better. 967 01:08:44,868 --> 01:08:48,304 We have to match it to the stock footage ofthe octopus underwater. 968 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:51,668 Aw, for Christ's sake. 969 01:08:53,377 --> 01:08:55,311 Ehh. 970 01:08:55,379 --> 01:08:59,179 - Goddamn, it's cold! - It'll warm up onceyou're in it. 971 01:08:59,249 --> 01:09:01,080 Fuckyou! You come out here! 972 01:09:01,151 --> 01:09:04,314 Hey! Throwme that whiskey! 973 01:09:13,297 --> 01:09:16,232 Ahh. How doyou turn this on? 974 01:09:17,601 --> 01:09:21,537 Well... somebody misplaced the octopus motor... 975 01:09:21,605 --> 01:09:25,041 so when you get in there and fight with him, shake his legs around. 976 01:09:25,109 --> 01:09:27,600 Looks like he's killin' ya. Okay. 977 01:09:27,678 --> 01:09:29,612 [ Sighs ] 978 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,012 You know I turned down Frankenstein? 979 01:09:32,082 --> 01:09:36,143 - What? - After I did Dracula... 980 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:40,122 the studio offered me Frankenstein, but I turned it down. 981 01:09:41,191 --> 01:09:44,126 Part wasn't sexy enough. 982 01:09:44,194 --> 01:09:47,686 Too degrading for a big star like me. 983 01:09:49,032 --> 01:09:52,866 Bela... I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight. 984 01:09:54,004 --> 01:09:56,939 Oh. Sorry. Don't let me slow you down. 985 01:09:57,007 --> 01:10:00,443 Okay. All right. 986 01:10:00,511 --> 01:10:02,445 [Ed] All right. 987 01:10:04,281 --> 01:10:06,875 All right, let's put it on film! 988 01:10:06,950 --> 01:10:09,316 - [Ed] Camera! - [Bill] We're rolling! 989 01:10:09,386 --> 01:10:11,411 - Sound! - Ed, we don't have sound. 990 01:10:11,488 --> 01:10:13,422 Oh. 991 01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:15,424 And... action! 992 01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:20,997 [ Screaming ] 993 01:10:32,075 --> 01:10:34,509 [ Screaming Continues ] 994 01:10:39,183 --> 01:10:41,117 And... cut! 995 01:10:43,854 --> 01:10:45,788 That was perfect! 996 01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:48,188 [ Ed ] Come on! Come on, troops! 997 01:10:48,258 --> 01:10:51,193 Have a nice cup o' joe, you'll feel much better. 998 01:10:51,261 --> 01:10:53,195 All right. All right, Harry. 999 01:10:53,263 --> 01:10:56,198 Mr. Wood? I only got one hour of sleep last night. 1000 01:10:56,266 --> 01:11:00,669 Yeah, well, I got no sleep, and I feel great. Go get' em, kid, go get 'em. 1001 01:11:00,737 --> 01:11:03,069 - I'm gettin' too old for this. - Great work, Bill. 1002 01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:05,301 Go ahead. Go get 'em. 1003 01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,309 Be careful. Don't hurt him. 1004 01:11:08,545 --> 01:11:10,308 Don't scratch the tentacles. 1005 01:11:12,716 --> 01:11:14,707 Bela... 1006 01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:17,720 I wanna thankyou again for last night. 1007 01:11:17,788 --> 01:11:20,723 That's fine, Eddie. All in the line of duty. 1008 01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:25,785 No, no, I wantyou to know how much I appreciate all you've done for me. 1009 01:11:25,862 --> 01:11:30,390 A great man likeyourself shouldn't have to bewandering through the muck at 4 a.m. 1010 01:11:30,467 --> 01:11:34,301 Well, there are not a lot offellas I'd do it for. [ Chuckles ] 1011 01:11:34,371 --> 01:11:38,364 Say, I wrote something special forya. 1012 01:11:38,442 --> 01:11:42,708 I got to thinkin' about all the sacrifices you've made and I-- 1013 01:11:42,779 --> 01:11:45,213 Well, I wroteyou a-- 1014 01:11:46,283 --> 01:11:48,217 a new final speech. 1015 01:11:50,587 --> 01:11:53,522 Well, this is quite a scene, Eddie. 1016 01:11:53,590 --> 01:11:57,048 I know it's a lot to giveyou at the last minute, Bela, but-- 1017 01:11:57,127 --> 01:11:59,254 These lines... 1018 01:11:59,329 --> 01:12:01,763 I'll have no problem remembering. 1019 01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:05,701 Great. 1020 01:12:06,970 --> 01:12:09,666 All right, kids, let's knock 'em dead. 1021 01:12:10,741 --> 01:12:14,404 My dear Professor Strowski... 1022 01:12:14,478 --> 01:12:19,415 twentyyears ago I was banned from my homeland. 1023 01:12:19,483 --> 01:12:22,543 I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. 1024 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,655 Outlawedin the world ofscience... 1025 01:12:26,723 --> 01:12:30,284 which previously honored me as a genius. 1026 01:12:31,661 --> 01:12:33,595 Now here... 1027 01:12:33,663 --> 01:12:37,622 in this forsaken jungle hell... 1028 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:40,636 I have proven that I am all right! 1029 01:12:40,704 --> 01:12:42,638 Yes! 1030 01:12:42,706 --> 01:12:45,800 The authorities have learned how correct your findings were. 1031 01:12:45,876 --> 01:12:48,868 So Iam here... 1032 01:12:48,945 --> 01:12:50,879 to bringyou home. 1033 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,454 Home? 1034 01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:02,218 I have no home. 1035 01:13:03,493 --> 01:13:05,427 Hunted. 1036 01:13:05,495 --> 01:13:08,055 Despised. 1037 01:13:08,131 --> 01:13:10,599 Living like an animal. 1038 01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:14,103 The jungle is my home. 1039 01:13:14,171 --> 01:13:17,231 But I shall show the world... 1040 01:13:17,307 --> 01:13:20,435 that I can be its master! 1041 01:13:20,510 --> 01:13:24,844 I shall perfect my own race ofpeople... 1042 01:13:24,915 --> 01:13:27,349 a race ofatomic supermen... 1043 01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:30,250 that will conquer the world! 1044 01:13:31,321 --> 01:13:34,290 [ Sinister Laughter] 1045 01:13:38,395 --> 01:13:40,329 Cut. 1046 01:13:41,598 --> 01:13:43,532 That's a wrap. 1047 01:13:43,601 --> 01:13:46,934 ??[Samba ] 1048 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:54,241 Glen OrGlenda? Now, that was a hell ofa picture. 1049 01:13:54,311 --> 01:13:57,246 Yeah, but this new one is gonna be a million times better. 1050 01:13:57,314 --> 01:13:59,874 Is that possible? 1051 01:13:59,950 --> 01:14:04,683 ?? [ "Que Sera Sera" ] 1052 01:14:04,755 --> 01:14:06,689 Mr. Bunny, what's wrong? 1053 01:14:06,757 --> 01:14:09,692 I heard you were becoming a lady. 1054 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,294 Oh, that. 1055 01:14:13,764 --> 01:14:15,698 Mexico... 1056 01:14:15,766 --> 01:14:18,132 was... 1057 01:14:18,201 --> 01:14:21,136 a nightmare. 1058 01:14:21,204 --> 01:14:25,231 We got into a car accident; he was killed. 1059 01:14:26,309 --> 01:14:28,243 Our luggage... 1060 01:14:28,311 --> 01:14:30,643 was stolen. 1061 01:14:30,714 --> 01:14:33,547 The surgeon turned out to be... 1062 01:14:33,617 --> 01:14:35,551 a quack. 1063 01:14:35,619 --> 01:14:38,554 Ifit hadn't been for these men... 1064 01:14:41,124 --> 01:14:43,058 I don't know... 1065 01:14:43,126 --> 01:14:45,390 how I would've... 1066 01:14:45,462 --> 01:14:47,396 survived. 1067 01:14:47,464 --> 01:14:51,901 - ?? [Rapid Drums ] - [People Screaming, Laughing] 1068 01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:57,272 ?? [Drums Continue ] 1069 01:15:03,313 --> 01:15:05,508 ?? [ Organ: East I ndian Theme ] 1070 01:15:05,582 --> 01:15:07,516 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1071 01:15:08,618 --> 01:15:10,552 Oh, wow! 1072 01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:13,054 ?? [ Continues ] 1073 01:16:10,814 --> 01:16:12,748 ?? [ Finishes ] 1074 01:16:14,017 --> 01:16:16,747 You people are insane! 1075 01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:18,754 You're wasting your lives making shit! 1076 01:16:18,822 --> 01:16:21,950 Nobody cares! These movies are terrible! 1077 01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:31,467 Dolores! 1078 01:16:35,739 --> 01:16:38,765 Ed, it's over. I need a normal life. 1079 01:16:40,644 --> 01:16:43,977 - Did you really mean those things you sa-- - I'm tired ofliving like this. 1080 01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:47,983 - But, Poodle-- - I just stuck it out so you could finish your movie... 1081 01:16:48,051 --> 01:16:50,679 and now that's it's done, so am I. 1082 01:17:01,665 --> 01:17:01,933 [Vampira On TV] Ooh, that was soscary, it gave me goose bumps. 1083 01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:05,562 [ Vampira On TV] Ooh, that was so scary, it gave me goose bumps. 1084 01:17:05,636 --> 01:17:07,570 [ Goose Honking] 1085 01:17:07,638 --> 01:17:11,597 No, dummy, I didn't say " goose," I said " goose bumps." 1086 01:17:11,675 --> 01:17:15,611 Well, be sure to join me next week for The Mummy's Curse. 1087 01:17:15,679 --> 01:17:18,375 Until then, pleasant nightmares. 1088 01:17:18,449 --> 01:17:20,713 - [ Blows Kiss ] - ??[Theme ] 1089 01:17:27,825 --> 01:17:30,555 ??[Continues ] 1090 01:17:30,627 --> 01:17:34,563 - [FloorDirector] Okay, folks, we're offthe air. - [Man ] That was a goodshow. 1091 01:17:34,631 --> 01:17:37,225 God, this show needs better jokes. 1092 01:17:37,301 --> 01:17:39,394 - You got a phone call. - Who is it? 1093 01:17:39,470 --> 01:17:42,098 I don't know. 1094 01:17:42,172 --> 01:17:46,074 - Hello. - Vampira? Ed Wood here. 1095 01:17:46,143 --> 01:17:48,077 - Who? - Ed Wood. 1096 01:17:48,145 --> 01:17:51,273 -Remember, I metyou at the Brown Derby? -Oh, yeah, you. 1097 01:17:51,348 --> 01:17:54,909 Listen, I was wondering ifyou'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner maybe. 1098 01:17:54,985 --> 01:17:58,921 - You mean a date? I thoughtyou were a fag. - No, I'm just a transvestite. 1099 01:17:58,989 --> 01:18:01,082 So, how's about Friday night? 1100 01:18:01,158 --> 01:18:03,888 Look, you seem like a nice guy, butyou're just not my type. 1101 01:18:03,961 --> 01:18:07,590 But keep in touch. Let me know when your movie opens. 1102 01:18:10,768 --> 01:18:13,202 [TV] [Test Pattern Tone ] 1103 01:18:14,938 --> 01:18:16,997 - [ Rings ] - Hello? 1104 01:18:17,074 --> 01:18:20,009 Eddie, help me. 1105 01:18:20,077 --> 01:18:22,011 Bela? 1106 01:18:23,180 --> 01:18:25,774 [ Sighs ] 1107 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,995 - [Dog Barking] - Bela. 1108 01:18:40,063 --> 01:18:42,224 [Dog Whines ] 1109 01:18:42,299 --> 01:18:44,233 - [Knocking] - Bela! 1110 01:18:48,138 --> 01:18:50,072 What do you want? 1111 01:18:51,642 --> 01:18:54,076 You called me. Remember? 1112 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,014 What areyou doing, Bela? 1113 01:18:59,082 --> 01:19:01,016 I'm going to kill myself. 1114 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:03,951 - [ Whining ] - My gosh, what happened? 1115 01:19:05,222 --> 01:19:07,087 [Bela Groans ] 1116 01:19:07,157 --> 01:19:09,489 [ Wheezing ] Eddie. 1117 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,494 [ Panting ] 1118 01:19:11,562 --> 01:19:15,123 I got a letter from the government. 1119 01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:17,429 They're cancelling my... 1120 01:19:17,501 --> 01:19:19,935 unemployment. 1121 01:19:20,003 --> 01:19:22,597 It's all I've got. 1122 01:19:22,673 --> 01:19:26,109 Without it, I can't pay the rent. 1123 01:19:26,176 --> 01:19:28,269 Don'tyou have any savings? 1124 01:19:28,345 --> 01:19:32,338 Eddie, I'm obsolete. 1125 01:19:33,417 --> 01:19:36,784 I have nothing to live for. 1126 01:19:36,854 --> 01:19:39,789 Tonight, I shall die. 1127 01:19:44,962 --> 01:19:46,896 Eddie! 1128 01:19:46,964 --> 01:19:49,899 - You should comewith me. - [ Hammer Cocks ] 1129 01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:53,403 - I don't think that's such a good idea. - It's a wonderful idea. 1130 01:19:53,470 --> 01:19:56,098 It'll bewonderful! We'll be at peace! 1131 01:19:56,173 --> 01:19:59,734 In the afterlife, you don't have toworry about finding work. 1132 01:19:59,810 --> 01:20:02,244 Bela... 1133 01:20:02,312 --> 01:20:04,246 I'm on your side. 1134 01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:07,850 Gimme the gun. 1135 01:20:09,219 --> 01:20:11,653 Ifyou give me the gun... 1136 01:20:11,722 --> 01:20:13,656 I'll makeyou a drink. 1137 01:20:14,992 --> 01:20:17,517 What areyou drinking, Bela? 1138 01:20:17,594 --> 01:20:19,562 Formaldehyde. 1139 01:20:19,630 --> 01:20:21,860 Straight up, or on the rocks? 1140 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:38,614 Eddie. 1141 01:20:38,682 --> 01:20:40,616 I'm sorry. 1142 01:20:42,386 --> 01:20:44,320 I'm so sorry. 1143 01:20:44,388 --> 01:20:46,754 Don't worry, Bela. 1144 01:20:46,823 --> 01:20:51,021 - I'm sorry, Eddie. [ Sobbing ] - Everything will be okay. 1145 01:20:59,303 --> 01:21:02,238 [ Gasps ] Oh, my goodness, you gave me the willies! 1146 01:21:02,306 --> 01:21:04,274 You look like that Dracula guy. 1147 01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:08,401 My name is Bela Lugosi... 1148 01:21:08,478 --> 01:21:10,946 and I wish to commit myself. 1149 01:21:11,014 --> 01:21:13,608 Forwhat reason? 1150 01:21:15,185 --> 01:21:18,712 I have been a drug addict fortwentyyears. 1151 01:21:18,789 --> 01:21:20,723 I need help. 1152 01:21:33,537 --> 01:21:37,473 [Bela Screaming] 1153 01:21:41,511 --> 01:21:44,446 [Screaming Continues ] 1154 01:22:07,337 --> 01:22:09,771 Is that angora? 1155 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,274 Um, yes. 1156 01:22:14,344 --> 01:22:17,780 Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality... 1157 01:22:17,848 --> 01:22:20,146 Iacking in all other clothing? 1158 01:22:20,217 --> 01:22:22,151 Yeah, I suppose. 1159 01:22:22,219 --> 01:22:24,483 It is awfully expensive. 1160 01:22:24,554 --> 01:22:27,717 Well, it's made from specially-bred rabbits... 1161 01:22:27,791 --> 01:22:29,725 that live in the Himalayas. 1162 01:22:29,793 --> 01:22:33,627 Say, what areyou, an angora wholesaler? 1163 01:22:33,697 --> 01:22:35,790 No. 1164 01:22:35,866 --> 01:22:37,800 No. 1165 01:22:40,904 --> 01:22:42,838 I'm in pictures. 1166 01:22:45,275 --> 01:22:48,642 I'm a director, writer, actor and producer. 1167 01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:51,647 Aw, come on. Nobody does all that. 1168 01:22:51,715 --> 01:22:53,649 Oh, yes, they do. Two people. 1169 01:22:53,717 --> 01:22:55,776 Orson Welles and me. 1170 01:22:55,852 --> 01:22:57,786 Wow. 1171 01:22:57,854 --> 01:23:01,290 - Whatcha makin'? - Booties. For my father. 1172 01:23:01,358 --> 01:23:03,883 - Gets cold in the hospital. - Mmm. 1173 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:07,589 - Has he been here long? - This is my thirteenth pair. 1174 01:23:08,965 --> 01:23:11,058 - [DoorCloses ] - Excuse me. 1175 01:23:13,236 --> 01:23:15,170 Excuse me, doctor. 1176 01:23:15,238 --> 01:23:17,672 I'm with Mr. Lugosi. How is he? 1177 01:23:17,741 --> 01:23:21,177 Well, there's a lot ofjunk in his system for such an old man. 1178 01:23:21,244 --> 01:23:23,178 Apparently he was addicted to morphine. 1179 01:23:23,246 --> 01:23:26,511 He tried to kick that and he got readdicted to methadone. 1180 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:29,518 - Is he gonna be okay? - We'll do our best. 1181 01:23:34,124 --> 01:23:38,185 - Hi, Lillian. - Oh, hi, Ed. He's got a lot ofvisitors today. 1182 01:23:38,261 --> 01:23:40,195 - He does? - Mm-hmm. 1183 01:23:40,263 --> 01:23:42,197 - [ Reporters Talking ] - [ Reporter] Smile. That's it! 1184 01:23:42,265 --> 01:23:44,199 - [ Ed ] Hey! Hey! - One more picture, sir? 1185 01:23:44,267 --> 01:23:47,202 - Do the doctors sayyou're gonna get outta here? - [Ed] Freaks! 1186 01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:49,465 Get outta here! Get outta here! 1187 01:23:49,539 --> 01:23:52,474 What is wrong with you people? Come on, trash barrel! 1188 01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,476 [Reporter] Hey! 1189 01:23:54,544 --> 01:23:56,478 Bela, what happened? 1190 01:23:56,546 --> 01:23:59,106 Eddie, why did you chase them? 1191 01:23:59,182 --> 01:24:03,448 After all theseyears, the press is finally interested again in Bela Lugosi. 1192 01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,545 Bela... 1193 01:24:05,622 --> 01:24:09,285 those people are parasites; theyjustwanna exploityou. 1194 01:24:09,359 --> 01:24:12,294 Fine. Let them. 1195 01:24:12,362 --> 01:24:15,297 There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie. 1196 01:24:15,365 --> 01:24:19,995 Man from New York evensaid he'sputting me on the frontpage. 1197 01:24:21,371 --> 01:24:26,138 First celebrity ever to check into rehab. [ Coughs ] 1198 01:24:27,310 --> 01:24:30,279 When I get out ofhere... 1199 01:24:30,347 --> 01:24:32,281 I will be healthy... 1200 01:24:32,349 --> 01:24:34,408 strong... 1201 01:24:34,484 --> 01:24:37,476 primed for my comeback-- [ Coughs Loudly] 1202 01:24:37,554 --> 01:24:39,613 [ Coughing Continues ] 1203 01:24:41,892 --> 01:24:44,326 [Footsteps ] 1204 01:24:48,998 --> 01:24:50,932 Hello again. 1205 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,298 - Hi. - You look beat. 1206 01:24:53,369 --> 01:24:56,304 No, I-I'm fine. How's your father? 1207 01:24:56,372 --> 01:24:59,671 Better. Thankyou for asking. And your friend? 1208 01:25:01,844 --> 01:25:03,835 [ Sighs ] Not good. 1209 01:25:05,615 --> 01:25:09,551 Well, I made him some booties to cheer him up. 1210 01:25:11,454 --> 01:25:14,389 They're black, to match his cape. 1211 01:25:18,194 --> 01:25:21,129 Say, haveyou always lived in Los Angeles? 1212 01:25:21,197 --> 01:25:23,722 No, I'm from back east. Poughkeepsie. 1213 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:27,793 You know-- all-American small town; everybody knows everybody; 1214 01:25:27,870 --> 01:25:30,805 my dad worked for the post office; I was a Boy Scout. 1215 01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:33,808 - Did you find it boring? - No, not at all. 1216 01:25:33,876 --> 01:25:36,310 I had my comic books and pulp magazines. 1217 01:25:36,379 --> 01:25:39,314 - Used to listen to radio dramas constantly. - I love those shows. 1218 01:25:39,382 --> 01:25:41,316 - The Shadow, InnerSanctum. - Yes. 1219 01:25:41,384 --> 01:25:44,353 - And the MercuryTheater with Orson Welles. - Mmm. 1220 01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:47,355 Boy, you know, every Saturday afternoon me and my dad... 1221 01:25:47,423 --> 01:25:50,358 marched down the street in our uniform to the little movie theater. 1222 01:25:50,426 --> 01:25:52,519 [ Gasps ] Oh, the spook house! 1223 01:26:04,407 --> 01:26:07,843 [ Girl Screaming] 1224 01:26:14,951 --> 01:26:17,886 [ Ghost Moaning] 1225 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,919 - [ Hisses ] - Aah! 1226 01:26:24,994 --> 01:26:26,894 - [Knocking] - Aaaarrr! 1227 01:26:28,297 --> 01:26:31,232 You're not gonna believe the first picture I ever saw. 1228 01:26:31,300 --> 01:26:33,268 It was your friend's-- Dracula. 1229 01:26:33,336 --> 01:26:37,272 - That's incredible; that's the first picture I ever saw. - That is incredible. 1230 01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:41,242 - You know, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week. - I had to for a month. 1231 01:26:41,310 --> 01:26:43,904 But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that one. 1232 01:26:45,381 --> 01:26:48,817 A fewyears ago I actually saw him do Dracula live. 1233 01:26:48,885 --> 01:26:51,319 It was much scarier in person. 1234 01:26:51,387 --> 01:26:55,824 - [High-PitchedScream, Tape Winds Down ] - [Ed] Oh. We're stuck. 1235 01:27:03,266 --> 01:27:05,962 Kathy... 1236 01:27:06,035 --> 01:27:10,472 I'm about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date. 1237 01:27:12,408 --> 01:27:15,343 But I think it's important that you know... 1238 01:27:21,918 --> 01:27:23,909 I like to wear women's clothes. 1239 01:27:26,689 --> 01:27:29,852 - Huh? - I like to wearwomen's clothes. 1240 01:27:31,127 --> 01:27:34,062 Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps. 1241 01:27:35,198 --> 01:27:37,632 It's just something I do. 1242 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:41,636 Yes, I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I really likeyou... 1243 01:27:41,704 --> 01:27:45,367 and I don'twant it getting in theway down the road. 1244 01:27:45,441 --> 01:27:49,537 Does this mean... you don't like sexwith girls? 1245 01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:52,308 No, I love sex with girls. 1246 01:27:58,654 --> 01:28:00,588 Okay. 1247 01:28:02,325 --> 01:28:04,350 Okay? 1248 01:28:05,761 --> 01:28:07,888 Okay. 1249 01:28:10,566 --> 01:28:14,502 - [ElectricityBuzzes ] - [Screaming Continues ] 1250 01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:18,775 You see, we thought that Mr. Lugosi was insured through his union. 1251 01:28:18,775 --> 01:28:23,212 You see, we thought that Mr. Lugosi was insured through his union. 1252 01:28:23,279 --> 01:28:27,511 - Isn't he? - No, they say his eligibility ran outyears ago. 1253 01:28:30,953 --> 01:28:32,887 Look, Doctor... 1254 01:28:32,955 --> 01:28:35,389 he doesn't have any money. 1255 01:28:35,457 --> 01:28:38,893 But I'll giveyou everything I've got; a few hundred dollars. 1256 01:28:38,961 --> 01:28:43,660 That won't even begin to cover it. He's gonna have to leave. 1257 01:28:47,736 --> 01:28:50,967 Bela? Bela, wake up. 1258 01:28:52,808 --> 01:28:57,643 I've got some great news. The doctor says you're all better; you can go home now. 1259 01:28:59,415 --> 01:29:01,679 Really? 1260 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:03,741 I don't feel so great. 1261 01:29:03,819 --> 01:29:07,550 No? Well, you look just peachy. 1262 01:29:07,623 --> 01:29:10,421 And, uh, the tests came back fine. 1263 01:29:10,492 --> 01:29:13,427 Come on, let's get up. 1264 01:29:14,496 --> 01:29:16,726 Here we go. 1265 01:29:16,799 --> 01:29:19,996 Atta boy. Good. 1266 01:29:27,276 --> 01:29:29,335 Eddie... 1267 01:29:29,411 --> 01:29:32,539 I want to make another picture. 1268 01:29:32,615 --> 01:29:35,550 When are we going to make another picture? 1269 01:29:35,618 --> 01:29:39,054 Oh... soon, Bela. Very soon. 1270 01:29:47,029 --> 01:29:49,827 This is so exciting. [ Chuckles ] 1271 01:29:49,898 --> 01:29:51,889 Another production. 1272 01:29:51,967 --> 01:29:53,958 Isn't it? 1273 01:29:54,036 --> 01:29:58,063 So, Eddie, shouldn't we have a sound crew? 1274 01:29:58,140 --> 01:30:01,576 Uh, no, no, because this is just second unit stuff. 1275 01:30:01,644 --> 01:30:04,772 We're gonna do the main footage later. All right? 1276 01:30:04,847 --> 01:30:06,644 So, what's this scene about? 1277 01:30:07,816 --> 01:30:09,875 Um... 1278 01:30:09,952 --> 01:30:12,318 You're a very important and respected man. 1279 01:30:12,388 --> 01:30:15,118 And you're leaving your house; you're in a hurry. 1280 01:30:15,190 --> 01:30:18,125 You're on yourway to a big social brouhaha. Okay? 1281 01:30:18,193 --> 01:30:22,129 Eddie. What ifI'm not in so big a hurry? 1282 01:30:22,197 --> 01:30:25,132 What ifl take a moment to slow down; 1283 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,668 to savor the beauty oflife; 1284 01:30:27,736 --> 01:30:31,672 to, to smell a budding flower? 1285 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:34,675 That's great. That is great. 1286 01:30:34,743 --> 01:30:36,904 Let's do a take. Okay? 1287 01:30:39,916 --> 01:30:41,850 - [ Men Arguing ] - Ed, I'm really busy. 1288 01:30:41,917 --> 01:30:45,284 - What doyou want now? - I was calling to see ifyou'd like to attend... 1289 01:30:45,354 --> 01:30:47,845 the world premiere of my new movie, Bride OfThe Monster. 1290 01:30:47,923 --> 01:30:51,359 - Didn'tyou just make one called Bride OfTheAtom? - Yes, it's the same film. 1291 01:30:51,427 --> 01:30:53,861 But the distributor wanted a punchier title. 1292 01:30:53,929 --> 01:30:57,922 Come on, it's gonna be a big event; Bela, Tor and Cris are coming. You'll have fun! 1293 01:30:59,668 --> 01:31:01,795 [Tor] Uhh! I can't see. 1294 01:31:01,870 --> 01:31:04,100 These contact lenses are hurting. 1295 01:31:04,173 --> 01:31:06,505 My eyes are killin' me. 1296 01:31:06,575 --> 01:31:08,509 Don'tworry. We're almost there. 1297 01:31:12,247 --> 01:31:14,181 [ Nervous Chuckle ] 1298 01:31:14,249 --> 01:31:17,412 [ Nervous Chuckle] Hi. 1299 01:31:17,486 --> 01:31:21,445 Right in there. Thank God you're here. They're tearing up the place. 1300 01:31:22,891 --> 01:31:25,018 Come on, come on. 1301 01:31:25,094 --> 01:31:27,028 Come on, this way. 1302 01:31:29,231 --> 01:31:31,199 - [ Groans ] - Come on! 1303 01:31:31,266 --> 01:31:33,200 Come on! 1304 01:31:33,268 --> 01:31:37,204 - I've never been to a movie premiere before! - [ CrowdShouting, Faint] 1305 01:31:37,272 --> 01:31:40,207 [ Booing, Shouting, Whistling ] 1306 01:31:47,349 --> 01:31:49,613 Well, go knock 'em dead. 1307 01:31:49,685 --> 01:31:52,620 [Shouting, Whistling Continue ] 1308 01:32:01,930 --> 01:32:04,490 - Oooh! - [ Slight Echo, Feedback] 1309 01:32:04,566 --> 01:32:06,625 At the stroke of midnight... 1310 01:32:06,702 --> 01:32:09,193 the witching hour... 1311 01:32:09,271 --> 01:32:11,933 the ghouls arise... 1312 01:32:12,007 --> 01:32:13,941 - [ Tor Growling] - from the dead! 1313 01:32:14,009 --> 01:32:16,443 [Microphone Feedback ] 1314 01:32:16,512 --> 01:32:18,446 [ Growls ] 1315 01:32:22,317 --> 01:32:25,252 - Hey, Vampira, how 'bout a little love! - Fuck off! 1316 01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:28,585 - One of them stole my wallet! - [ Growling Continues ] 1317 01:32:33,929 --> 01:32:36,363 - I can't see! - Get off me! Let's go! 1318 01:32:36,431 --> 01:32:39,958 - I gotta save 'em! -[Vampira Grunting] 1319 01:32:40,035 --> 01:32:43,596 [ Ed ] Get your heads down! Come on, let's go! We're getting the heck outta here! 1320 01:32:43,672 --> 01:32:46,106 - [ Cheering, Shouting Intensify] - Can't see! 1321 01:32:46,175 --> 01:32:49,076 [Tor] I can'tsee anymore! 1322 01:32:51,346 --> 01:32:53,974 [Rattling] 1323 01:32:54,049 --> 01:32:56,984 Hey, come on! Let's split! 1324 01:33:05,060 --> 01:33:07,824 - Taxi! - [ Tires Screech ] 1325 01:33:07,896 --> 01:33:11,127 - Stop! - [ Criswell] Get in! Come on! Go on, get in! 1326 01:33:20,909 --> 01:33:23,275 Now, that was a premiere. 1327 01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:33,954 Eddie... 1328 01:33:34,022 --> 01:33:36,650 - last night was quite a romp. - [ Laughs ] 1329 01:33:36,725 --> 01:33:39,660 - Did you see that kid grab Vampira's boobies? - [ Chuckles ] 1330 01:33:39,728 --> 01:33:43,164 I envied him. Hell, I envied you too. 1331 01:33:43,232 --> 01:33:47,965 A girlfriend whowould jump in front ofa car like that. 1332 01:33:48,036 --> 01:33:50,630 Yes, she is quite something. 1333 01:33:50,706 --> 01:33:52,901 None ofmywives would have. 1334 01:33:52,975 --> 01:33:54,909 [ Chuckles ] 1335 01:33:56,478 --> 01:34:00,175 Eddie, I want to thankyou. 1336 01:34:01,383 --> 01:34:04,113 These last few days have been... 1337 01:34:04,186 --> 01:34:06,120 a good time. 1338 01:34:07,689 --> 01:34:09,623 You know, I just-- 1339 01:34:09,691 --> 01:34:12,819 - I just wish you coulda seen the movie. - Ahh. 1340 01:34:12,895 --> 01:34:14,829 No problem. 1341 01:34:14,897 --> 01:34:17,161 I know it by heart. 1342 01:34:23,672 --> 01:34:26,607 Home. 1343 01:34:26,675 --> 01:34:30,338 I have no home. 1344 01:34:30,412 --> 01:34:32,471 Hunted. 1345 01:34:32,547 --> 01:34:35,015 Despised. 1346 01:34:35,083 --> 01:34:37,551 Living like an animal. 1347 01:34:37,619 --> 01:34:40,884 Thejungle is my home. 1348 01:34:40,956 --> 01:34:42,890 But I shall show theworld... 1349 01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:46,257 that I can be its master! 1350 01:34:46,328 --> 01:34:50,128 I shall perfect my own race ofpeople... 1351 01:34:50,198 --> 01:34:52,689 a race ofatomic supermen... 1352 01:34:52,768 --> 01:34:55,202 that will conquer the world! 1353 01:34:55,270 --> 01:34:57,204 [Applause ] 1354 01:34:58,874 --> 01:35:02,310 Uh, Mr. Lugosi, could I have your autograph, please? 1355 01:35:02,377 --> 01:35:04,777 - Certainly. - Why, that was-- That was incredible. 1356 01:35:04,846 --> 01:35:09,112 - I mean, you're just as great as you everwere. - Better. 1357 01:35:09,184 --> 01:35:12,312 I am 7 4, but I don't know it. 1358 01:35:12,387 --> 01:35:14,321 When the brain is young... 1359 01:35:14,389 --> 01:35:17,916 the spirit is still... vigorous... 1360 01:35:17,993 --> 01:35:20,928 Iike-- like a young man. 1361 01:35:20,996 --> 01:35:22,930 [ Chuckles ] 1362 01:35:23,033 --> 01:35:25,160 "And left the planet Mars... 1363 01:35:25,234 --> 01:35:27,168 never to return again." 1364 01:35:27,236 --> 01:35:29,170 - [ Giggles ] - The end. 1365 01:35:29,238 --> 01:35:31,672 - Mmm. - [Telephone Rings ] 1366 01:35:34,677 --> 01:35:36,611 Wood Productions. 1367 01:36:33,336 --> 01:36:36,772 Hey, who's crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape? 1368 01:36:36,839 --> 01:36:40,331 I heard it was in the will; it was how he wanted to be remembered. 1369 01:36:40,409 --> 01:36:42,343 [ Scoffs ] 1370 01:37:15,945 --> 01:37:17,879 Could you run it again? 1371 01:37:30,793 --> 01:37:32,727 Mr. Wood. 1372 01:37:32,795 --> 01:37:36,731 - Huh? - Uh, Mr. Wood, this is Mr. Reynolds, your landlord. 1373 01:37:36,799 --> 01:37:39,097 Could you please open up? 1374 01:37:39,168 --> 01:37:41,102 One minute. 1375 01:37:42,838 --> 01:37:48,242 - Yes? - Uh, Mr. Wood, you have bounced your third and final rent check. 1376 01:37:49,345 --> 01:37:51,279 I'm terribly sorry. 1377 01:37:51,347 --> 01:37:53,781 My-My stockbroker must've transferred the wrong account. 1378 01:37:53,849 --> 01:37:57,285 - Come on in, I'll writeyou another check. - [ Dogs Whining, Yipping ] 1379 01:38:00,089 --> 01:38:03,024 Ahh. I seeyou're in the picture business. 1380 01:38:03,092 --> 01:38:07,188 -Yes. -I'm interested in the picture business. 1381 01:38:07,263 --> 01:38:11,700 My associates and I, we wish to produce a series ofuplifting religious films... 1382 01:38:11,767 --> 01:38:13,962 about the apostles. 1383 01:38:14,036 --> 01:38:17,130 But unfortunately, we don't have enough money. 1384 01:38:17,206 --> 01:38:19,140 Well, raising money's tough. 1385 01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:22,143 No, our church has enough money for one film. 1386 01:38:22,211 --> 01:38:25,146 We just don't have enough for all twelve. 1387 01:38:27,016 --> 01:38:29,450 Well, you know whatyou do? 1388 01:38:29,518 --> 01:38:32,453 You produce a film in a commercially-proven genre... 1389 01:38:32,521 --> 01:38:35,922 and then after it's a hit, you take the profits from that and make the 1 2 apostles movies. 1390 01:38:35,992 --> 01:38:38,688 - Would that work? - Absolutely. 1391 01:38:38,761 --> 01:38:40,695 Let me showyou something. 1392 01:38:42,465 --> 01:38:44,399 You see this script? 1393 01:38:44,467 --> 01:38:46,901 Grave Robbers From OuterSpace. 1394 01:38:46,969 --> 01:38:49,403 Money in the bank. 1395 01:38:49,472 --> 01:38:51,406 Grave robbers from what? 1396 01:38:51,474 --> 01:38:55,342 From outer space. It's science fiction. Very big with the kids. 1397 01:38:55,411 --> 01:38:59,347 Ifyou make this picture, you'll have enough money to finance a hundred religious films... 1398 01:38:59,415 --> 01:39:01,815 and pay my back rent with the profits. 1399 01:39:01,884 --> 01:39:06,184 I don't know. This is, um, all a lot to absorb. 1400 01:39:06,255 --> 01:39:08,189 It's a guaranteed blockbuster. 1401 01:39:08,257 --> 01:39:10,191 Mmm. 1402 01:39:10,259 --> 01:39:13,592 I understand this science fiction is very popular, but, um... 1403 01:39:13,662 --> 01:39:16,790 don't the big hits always have big stars? 1404 01:39:16,866 --> 01:39:20,825 -Well, we have a big star-- Bela Lugosi. -Bela Lugosi-- 1405 01:39:20,903 --> 01:39:22,837 Oh, I thought he passed on. 1406 01:39:24,273 --> 01:39:27,037 Yes. Yes, he did. 1407 01:39:27,109 --> 01:39:28,872 But... 1408 01:39:31,580 --> 01:39:35,778 -I've got the last footage he ever shot. -Doesn't look like very much. 1409 01:39:38,621 --> 01:39:42,557 Mr. Reynolds, this is the acorn that will grow a great oak. 1410 01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:45,560 I'll just get a double to finish his scenes... 1411 01:39:45,628 --> 01:39:48,825 and we'll release it as Bela Lugosi's final film. 1412 01:39:48,898 --> 01:39:48,965 Bunny? We're makin' another movie. 1413 01:39:48,965 --> 01:39:51,331 Bunny? We're makin' another movie. 1414 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:55,336 Yes, I got the Baptist Church of Beverly Hills to put up the cash. 1415 01:39:55,404 --> 01:39:58,339 - [Knocking] - [Paul] Ed, I got the Lugosi doubles outside. 1416 01:39:58,407 --> 01:40:00,341 Bunny, I gotta go. 1417 01:40:05,447 --> 01:40:07,381 He's too short. 1418 01:40:08,450 --> 01:40:10,384 He's too tall. 1419 01:40:11,453 --> 01:40:13,250 He's just not going to work. 1420 01:40:13,322 --> 01:40:17,588 Well, Ed, I was thinkin' like when Bela played Fu Manchu. 1421 01:40:17,659 --> 01:40:20,093 - Paul, that was Karloff. - Oh. 1422 01:40:20,162 --> 01:40:22,096 - You're gonna have to try harder. - Okay. 1423 01:40:22,164 --> 01:40:25,099 - Try to be a cut above. Go get 'em. - Okay. Right. 1424 01:40:25,167 --> 01:40:29,194 Keep Sunday open; the producers want us to get baptized. Okay. 1425 01:40:29,271 --> 01:40:31,205 [Door Closes ] 1426 01:40:33,976 --> 01:40:37,969 You know, hon, when you rewrite a script, it just gets better and better. 1427 01:40:39,314 --> 01:40:43,011 This is the ultimate Ed Wood movie. No compromises. 1428 01:40:44,319 --> 01:40:46,253 Oh, my. 1429 01:40:46,321 --> 01:40:48,551 - Eddie, look at this. - Hmm? 1430 01:40:48,624 --> 01:40:50,888 What? 1431 01:40:50,959 --> 01:40:52,893 Poor girl's out of a job. 1432 01:40:56,965 --> 01:41:01,402 I brought the script. You'll be portraying the ghoul's wife. 1433 01:41:01,470 --> 01:41:04,200 - The ghoul's wife? - Yes. 1434 01:41:04,273 --> 01:41:06,207 - [ Sighs ] - You should feel lucky. 1435 01:41:06,275 --> 01:41:09,802 Eddie's the onlyfella in town who doesn't pass judgment on people. 1436 01:41:09,878 --> 01:41:13,644 That's right. Ifl did, I wouldn't have anyfriends. 1437 01:41:13,715 --> 01:41:17,651 Look, would it be possible to make the ghoul's wife a little less prominent... 1438 01:41:17,719 --> 01:41:20,711 - so peoplewouldn't really notice me in the movie? - You don't want to be noticed? 1439 01:41:20,789 --> 01:41:25,055 Yeah. How about this? What ifl don't have any lines? I'll playthe part mute. 1440 01:41:25,127 --> 01:41:27,721 - Mute? - Hey, it's Dr. Tom. 1441 01:41:27,796 --> 01:41:30,458 - Dr. Tom!Hiya! - Who's Dr. Tom? 1442 01:41:30,532 --> 01:41:33,626 - He's my chiropractor. - Hey, Kathy. How are you? 1443 01:41:33,702 --> 01:41:36,603 - Fine, thanks. - Well, look at you. 1444 01:41:36,672 --> 01:41:38,606 You're looking in alignment today. 1445 01:41:38,674 --> 01:41:41,837 Well, actually, my neck is a little funny. 1446 01:41:41,910 --> 01:41:44,538 Now, here, let me fix that. 1447 01:41:50,786 --> 01:41:52,720 - [ Neck Cracks ] - Ooh! 1448 01:41:56,325 --> 01:41:58,156 My gosh! 1449 01:41:59,695 --> 01:42:01,629 Don't move. 1450 01:42:05,167 --> 01:42:07,533 It's uncanny. 1451 01:42:08,704 --> 01:42:12,003 Look at his head! It's uncanny! 1452 01:42:12,108 --> 01:42:15,202 ?? [ Organ ] 1453 01:42:15,277 --> 01:42:17,745 ? Lift upyourvoice ? 1454 01:42:17,813 --> 01:42:20,543 ? And let us sing ? 1455 01:42:20,616 --> 01:42:25,315 ? Alleluia, alleluia ? 1456 01:42:25,387 --> 01:42:28,584 - ??[Continues ] - He look nothin' like Bela. 1457 01:42:28,657 --> 01:42:30,750 He's kinda got his ears. 1458 01:42:30,826 --> 01:42:33,226 Oh, look. Coveryourfacewith this. 1459 01:42:35,097 --> 01:42:37,031 Oh. Now I can see it. 1460 01:42:37,099 --> 01:42:40,034 I want to suck your blood. 1461 01:42:40,102 --> 01:42:44,266 I want to suck your blood! 1462 01:42:44,339 --> 01:42:47,399 - Let's hearyou call Boris Karloffa cocksucker. - [ Snickers ] 1463 01:42:47,476 --> 01:42:49,410 Shh! 1464 01:42:49,478 --> 01:42:52,413 We want these Baptists to like us. Please. 1465 01:42:52,481 --> 01:42:55,541 ? Alleluia?? 1466 01:42:55,617 --> 01:42:57,949 Brothers and sisters... 1467 01:42:58,020 --> 01:43:01,979 we reach now in the service a joyous point... 1468 01:43:02,057 --> 01:43:06,153 because we are going to bearwitness to the baptism of our new members. 1469 01:43:06,228 --> 01:43:09,163 [ Whispering ] Why couldn't we do this in the church? 1470 01:43:09,231 --> 01:43:12,029 Because BrotherTor couldn't fit in the sacred tub. 1471 01:43:12,100 --> 01:43:14,591 Welcome to the fold, brother. 1472 01:43:16,071 --> 01:43:20,508 - Doyou acceptJesus Christ as your personal savior? - Yes! 1473 01:43:20,575 --> 01:43:24,011 In the name ofthe Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 1474 01:43:24,079 --> 01:43:26,274 - Amen. - [ Spits ] 1475 01:43:29,584 --> 01:43:32,519 Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome. 1476 01:43:34,823 --> 01:43:36,848 Praise the Lord, brother. 1477 01:43:40,862 --> 01:43:43,797 Doyou reject Satan and all his evils? 1478 01:43:43,865 --> 01:43:45,799 Sure. 1479 01:43:45,867 --> 01:43:49,303 In the name ofthe Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 1480 01:43:55,744 --> 01:43:58,406 [Reverend] Praise the Lord, friends! 1481 01:43:58,480 --> 01:44:01,415 - Doyou repent forallyoursins? - [Tor] I do. 1482 01:44:01,483 --> 01:44:04,919 How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized... 1483 01:44:04,987 --> 01:44:07,922 -just so you can make a monster movie? - It's not a monster movie. 1484 01:44:07,990 --> 01:44:10,424 - It's a supernatural thriller. - Come toJesus, brother! 1485 01:44:16,932 --> 01:44:18,866 [ Sighs ] 1486 01:44:26,641 --> 01:44:29,075 I can't believe this. 1487 01:44:44,159 --> 01:44:47,094 - Ed, what am I gonna do here? - What doyou mean? 1488 01:44:47,162 --> 01:44:51,963 - He has no hair. - Gee, I never noticed that. Put a wig on him! 1489 01:44:52,034 --> 01:44:55,470 Before we start shooting, Mr. Wood, we have a few questions. 1490 01:44:55,537 --> 01:44:59,268 Yes. The script contains numerous references to grave robbing. 1491 01:44:59,341 --> 01:45:03,675 Now, we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive. 1492 01:45:03,745 --> 01:45:08,182 - It is blasphemy. - What areyou talking about? It's the premise ofthe movie. 1493 01:45:08,250 --> 01:45:11,686 - It's the title ofthe movie, for Christ's sakes! - Mr. Wood! 1494 01:45:11,753 --> 01:45:13,687 Yes, about that title. 1495 01:45:13,755 --> 01:45:16,189 It strikes us as very inflammatory. 1496 01:45:16,258 --> 01:45:19,694 Why don't we change it to Plan 9 From OuterSpace? 1497 01:45:19,761 --> 01:45:22,491 Ha! That's ridiculous. 1498 01:45:25,067 --> 01:45:27,558 All right. And, action! 1499 01:45:27,636 --> 01:45:30,571 [ Camera Whirring ] 1500 01:45:30,639 --> 01:45:33,369 Medical examiner been around yet? 1501 01:45:33,442 --> 01:45:36,878 Just left. The morgue wagon oughta be along most anytime. 1502 01:45:36,945 --> 01:45:40,381 - You get their statement? - Yeah, but they're pretty scared. 1503 01:45:40,449 --> 01:45:42,849 Fine mess like this will frighten anyone. 1504 01:45:42,918 --> 01:45:44,852 You have one ofthe boys, uh... 1505 01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:48,253 take the guyand the girl back to town; you take charge. 1506 01:45:48,323 --> 01:45:51,258 What'd you give him all the lines for? He's unintelligible. 1507 01:45:51,326 --> 01:45:54,523 Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk; I hadda give somebody the dialogue! 1508 01:45:54,596 --> 01:45:56,530 That is no answer! 1509 01:45:57,732 --> 01:45:59,666 What about glitter? 1510 01:45:59,734 --> 01:46:03,602 When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always liked itwhen I sparkled. 1511 01:46:03,672 --> 01:46:05,606 No! 1512 01:46:05,674 --> 01:46:07,608 - Cat's eyes! - No! 1513 01:46:07,676 --> 01:46:09,871 - Well, I'm going to need some antennae. - No! 1514 01:46:09,945 --> 01:46:13,312 You're the ruler ofthe galaxy! Show a little taste! 1515 01:46:18,253 --> 01:46:20,380 [Ed]See? No talking. Isn't he good? 1516 01:46:20,455 --> 01:46:23,356 - Cue Dr. Tom. - N-Now? 1517 01:46:23,425 --> 01:46:25,450 Yes, now. Lurk him. 1518 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,291 Be sure and keep your face covered. 1519 01:46:42,410 --> 01:46:45,504 Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives. 1520 01:46:45,580 --> 01:46:48,174 Doesn't it strike you as a bit morbid? 1521 01:46:48,250 --> 01:46:50,184 No. He would've loved it. 1522 01:46:50,252 --> 01:46:52,345 Bela's returned from the grave. 1523 01:46:52,420 --> 01:46:54,911 Just like Dracula. Cue Vampira. 1524 01:47:07,802 --> 01:47:10,600 - [ Screaming ] - Cut! 1525 01:47:10,672 --> 01:47:13,664 Let's go down andfindout whose grave it is. 1526 01:47:13,742 --> 01:47:16,939 Oh, why do I always get hooked up with these spook details? 1527 01:47:17,012 --> 01:47:19,003 Monsters, graves, bodies! 1528 01:47:19,080 --> 01:47:21,014 Cue flying saucer. 1529 01:47:21,082 --> 01:47:23,448 [WhirringSound, Squeaking] 1530 01:47:25,854 --> 01:47:27,981 And cut! Print. We're moving on. 1531 01:47:29,524 --> 01:47:31,822 - That was perfect. - Perfect? Mr. Wood... 1532 01:47:31,893 --> 01:47:35,192 do you know anything about the art of film production? 1533 01:47:35,263 --> 01:47:37,197 Well, I like to think so. 1534 01:47:37,265 --> 01:47:39,460 That cardboard headstone tipped over. 1535 01:47:39,534 --> 01:47:42,025 This graveyard is obviously phony. 1536 01:47:43,371 --> 01:47:45,362 Nobodywill ever notice that. 1537 01:47:45,440 --> 01:47:48,307 Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture. 1538 01:47:48,376 --> 01:47:50,139 - [Reynolds ] The bigpicture? - Yes. 1539 01:47:50,212 --> 01:47:53,978 How about when the policemen arrived in daylight, but now it's suddenly night? 1540 01:47:54,049 --> 01:47:56,882 What doyou know? Haven'tyou heard of suspension of disbelief? 1541 01:47:56,952 --> 01:47:58,943 Reverend, I'm here. 1542 01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:01,853 - Oh. [ Chuckling ] - Who is he? 1543 01:48:01,923 --> 01:48:04,255 This is our choir director. 1544 01:48:04,326 --> 01:48:06,851 He's gonna play theyoung hero. 1545 01:48:09,898 --> 01:48:12,924 Areyou people insane? I'm the director! 1546 01:48:13,001 --> 01:48:14,969 I make the casting decisions around here! 1547 01:48:16,071 --> 01:48:18,005 I thought this was a group effort. 1548 01:48:18,073 --> 01:48:20,041 No! 1549 01:48:22,043 --> 01:48:23,635 No? 1550 01:48:23,712 --> 01:48:25,771 They're driving me crazy! 1551 01:48:27,315 --> 01:48:31,581 These Baptists are... stupid, stupid, stupid! 1552 01:48:33,922 --> 01:48:37,358 Okay. I gotta calm down. 1553 01:48:37,425 --> 01:48:39,393 Gotta calm down. 1554 01:48:41,730 --> 01:48:43,755 Gotta calm down. 1555 01:48:43,832 --> 01:48:45,800 Take a deep breath. 1556 01:48:45,867 --> 01:48:47,801 Relax. 1557 01:48:53,374 --> 01:48:55,842 All right, everybody. Let's get set up for scene 1 1 2. 1558 01:48:55,910 --> 01:48:58,936 Move the crypt stage left, and let's get Tor's makeup effect ready. 1559 01:48:59,013 --> 01:49:01,573 Mr. Wood! 1560 01:49:01,649 --> 01:49:05,176 - What do you thinkyou're doing? - I'm directing. 1561 01:49:05,252 --> 01:49:07,311 Not like that you're not! 1562 01:49:07,388 --> 01:49:09,720 Remove that getup immediately! 1563 01:49:09,790 --> 01:49:11,758 You shame our Lord. 1564 01:49:16,130 --> 01:49:18,963 That's it! I can't take it! 1565 01:49:24,005 --> 01:49:26,599 [Tires Screeching ] 1566 01:49:26,674 --> 01:49:29,268 Take me to the nearest bar, and make it snappy! 1567 01:49:39,620 --> 01:49:41,611 Imperial Whiskey. 1568 01:49:49,363 --> 01:49:51,126 [ Gasps ] 1569 01:50:00,875 --> 01:50:03,708 Oh, my gosh. 1570 01:50:03,778 --> 01:50:05,712 Orson Welles. 1571 01:50:17,825 --> 01:50:20,259 - Excuse me, sir? - Yes? 1572 01:50:20,327 --> 01:50:24,559 Um-- Well, I'm a young filmmaker and a real big fan. 1573 01:50:24,632 --> 01:50:26,793 I-- I just wanted to meet you. 1574 01:50:28,169 --> 01:50:30,364 My pleasure. I'm Orson Welles. 1575 01:50:30,438 --> 01:50:33,032 I'm, uh, Edward D. Wood,Jr. 1576 01:50:35,843 --> 01:50:38,107 Whatyou working on? 1577 01:50:38,179 --> 01:50:41,808 Well, the financing just fell through forthe third time on Don Quixote. 1578 01:50:41,882 --> 01:50:43,850 You know, I can't believe it. 1579 01:50:43,918 --> 01:50:46,079 That sounds just exactly like my problems. 1580 01:50:46,153 --> 01:50:50,283 It's the damn money men. They never know who's a windbag and who's got the goods. 1581 01:50:50,357 --> 01:50:52,291 Then they all think they're directors. 1582 01:50:52,359 --> 01:50:55,954 Ain't that the truth? Doyou know that I've even had producers re-cut my movies? 1583 01:50:56,030 --> 01:50:59,659 - I hate when that happens. - Andthey're always trying to cast theirbuddies. 1584 01:50:59,734 --> 01:51:01,599 It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part. 1585 01:51:01,669 --> 01:51:05,400 Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller at Universal... 1586 01:51:05,473 --> 01:51:08,169 but theywant Charlton Heston to play a Mexican. 1587 01:51:10,511 --> 01:51:14,447 Ah, Mr. Welles. Is it all worth it? 1588 01:51:14,515 --> 01:51:16,949 It is when itworks. 1589 01:51:17,017 --> 01:51:20,384 You know, the one film ofmine where I had total control, Kane? 1590 01:51:20,454 --> 01:51:22,684 Thestudio hatedit... 1591 01:51:22,757 --> 01:51:25,521 but theydidn't get to touch a frame. 1592 01:51:25,593 --> 01:51:29,290 - Ed. - Yes? 1593 01:51:29,363 --> 01:51:31,854 Visions are worth fighting for. 1594 01:51:31,932 --> 01:51:34,867 Whyspendyourlife making someone else's dreams? 1595 01:51:34,935 --> 01:51:39,770 ?? [ Triumphal Music Swells ] 1596 01:51:41,208 --> 01:51:44,609 Thank you... Orson. 1597 01:51:48,516 --> 01:51:49,949 - Mr. Reynolds. - Yes. 1598 01:51:50,017 --> 01:51:52,611 We are gonna finish this picture just the way I want it... 1599 01:51:52,686 --> 01:51:54,620 because you cannot compromise an artist's vision. 1600 01:51:54,688 --> 01:51:56,952 - But it's our money. - And you're gonna make a bundle... 1601 01:51:57,024 --> 01:51:59,993 but only ifyou shut up and let me do things myway. 1602 01:52:00,060 --> 01:52:04,929 All right, gang. Actors in positions. Let's finish this picture. 1603 01:52:14,876 --> 01:52:17,106 Action. 1604 01:52:22,483 --> 01:52:25,919 [ Grunting ] 1605 01:52:25,986 --> 01:52:29,547 Wanna give him a hand? Keep rolling. 1606 01:52:29,623 --> 01:52:33,616 [ Grunting ] 1607 01:52:42,770 --> 01:52:45,295 [ Beeping ] 1608 01:52:47,107 --> 01:52:49,041 Now that's an alien. 1609 01:52:50,110 --> 01:52:51,737 Action. 1610 01:52:58,786 --> 01:53:01,482 - What plan will you follow now? - Plan 9. 1611 01:53:01,555 --> 01:53:04,319 Plan 9? Ah, yes. 1612 01:53:04,391 --> 01:53:08,293 Plan 9 deals with the resurrection ofthe dead. 1613 01:53:08,362 --> 01:53:12,162 Long-distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary glands... 1614 01:53:12,232 --> 01:53:14,029 ofthe recent dead. 1615 01:53:14,101 --> 01:53:17,696 You know, maybeyou guys were right. " Plan 9" is a good title. 1616 01:53:17,771 --> 01:53:20,205 I want that lightning, I want those two explosions... 1617 01:53:20,274 --> 01:53:22,606 - and I've got to have more shots ofthe military! - Right. 1618 01:53:27,881 --> 01:53:31,112 [ Screaming ] 1619 01:53:35,155 --> 01:53:37,885 [Woman Screaming] 1620 01:53:45,466 --> 01:53:47,058 And cut. 1621 01:53:47,134 --> 01:53:50,126 All right, friends. Prepare for scene 32. 1622 01:53:50,204 --> 01:53:52,195 - M-Mr. Wood? - Yeah? 1623 01:53:52,272 --> 01:53:56,436 - Where's the cockpit set? - You're standing in it. Places! 1624 01:54:14,194 --> 01:54:16,662 But what ifwe develop this solenite bomb? 1625 01:54:16,730 --> 01:54:18,721 Then we'd be a stronger nation too. 1626 01:54:18,799 --> 01:54:21,029 "Stronger." You see? 1627 01:54:21,101 --> 01:54:24,002 You see? Your stupid minds. 1628 01:54:24,071 --> 01:54:26,005 Stupid. Stupid! 1629 01:54:26,073 --> 01:54:28,041 - That's all I'm gonna take outta you! - Oh! 1630 01:54:31,945 --> 01:54:33,378 Cut! 1631 01:54:33,447 --> 01:54:35,438 Action. 1632 01:54:41,855 --> 01:54:44,085 Greetings, myfriend. 1633 01:54:44,158 --> 01:54:46,092 We are all interested in the future... 1634 01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:51,097 forthat is whereyou and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. 1635 01:54:51,165 --> 01:54:53,133 And remember, myfriend: 1636 01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:57,398 Future events such as these will effectyou in the future. 1637 01:54:58,472 --> 01:55:03,409 [ Explosions ] 1638 01:55:03,477 --> 01:55:08,414 ??[Triumphal Music Swells ] 1639 01:55:15,155 --> 01:55:17,316 And... cut! 1640 01:55:18,492 --> 01:55:20,426 That's a wrap. 1641 01:55:37,178 --> 01:55:39,146 Oh! 1642 01:55:45,086 --> 01:55:47,020 I can't get it up. It's stuck. 1643 01:55:47,088 --> 01:55:50,080 Eddie, you're gonna be late foryour own premiere. 1644 01:55:50,157 --> 01:55:52,091 All right, forget it. 1645 01:55:56,697 --> 01:55:58,631 - ?? [Fanfare ] - Ladies and gentlemen. 1646 01:55:58,699 --> 01:56:01,429 You are about to see an extraordinary motion picture. 1647 01:56:01,502 --> 01:56:05,734 But before it begins, I think we shouldall give a hand to the man... 1648 01:56:05,806 --> 01:56:09,264 without whom we wouldn't be here tonight. 1649 01:56:09,343 --> 01:56:11,277 Eddie, take a bow! 1650 01:56:49,750 --> 01:56:52,184 Thankyou. 1651 01:56:52,253 --> 01:56:55,484 I just wanna say that this film... 1652 01:56:56,557 --> 01:56:58,491 is for Bela. 1653 01:57:05,966 --> 01:57:07,900 [ Thunderclap ] 1654 01:57:48,375 --> 01:57:50,343 [NarratorofFilm ] The griefofhis wife's death... 1655 01:57:50,411 --> 01:57:53,346 became greater and greateragony. 1656 01:57:55,115 --> 01:57:58,846 The home theyhad so long shared together... 1657 01:57:58,919 --> 01:58:01,149 became a tomb... 1658 01:58:01,222 --> 01:58:04,487 a sweet memory ofherjoyous living. 1659 01:58:06,193 --> 01:58:09,128 The sky to which he had once looked... 1660 01:58:09,196 --> 01:58:12,359 was now only a covering for her dead body. 1661 01:58:20,508 --> 01:58:24,501 The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted... 1662 01:58:24,578 --> 01:58:26,512 with her own hands... 1663 01:58:26,580 --> 01:58:30,880 became nothing more than the lost roses ofher cheeks. 1664 01:58:34,355 --> 01:58:36,516 Confused by his great loss... 1665 01:58:36,590 --> 01:58:39,081 the old man left that home... 1666 01:58:39,159 --> 01:58:41,525 never to return again. 1667 01:58:41,595 --> 01:58:43,756 [ Car Tires Screeching, Man Screaming ] 1668 01:58:43,831 --> 01:58:46,595 [ Siren Wailing ] 1669 01:58:46,667 --> 01:58:51,604 ?? [ Somber Music On Soundtrack ] 1670 01:58:56,877 --> 01:58:58,902 This is the one. 1671 01:58:58,979 --> 01:59:01,948 This is the one I 'll be remembered for. 1672 01:59:06,520 --> 01:59:09,421 Aw, gee, honey, I 'm so happy forya! 1673 01:59:09,490 --> 01:59:11,685 Say, let's get married. 1674 01:59:11,759 --> 01:59:14,455 - Huh? - Right now. Let's go to Vegas. 1675 01:59:14,528 --> 01:59:17,258 But, Eddie, it's pouring, and the car top is stuck. 1676 01:59:17,331 --> 01:59:19,265 Phooey! It's only a five-hour drive... 1677 01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,995 and it'll probably stop by the time we get to the desert. 1678 01:59:22,069 --> 01:59:25,129 Heck, it'll probably stop by the time we get around the corner. Let's go. 1679 01:59:27,341 --> 01:59:29,775 Oh! [ Laughing ] 1680 01:59:45,059 --> 01:59:49,996 [ThunderRumbling] 1681 01:59:56,236 --> 02:00:01,173 [Thunderclap ] 1682 02:02:41,970 --> 02:02:46,907 [Thunderclap ]