1 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:10,779 {\an8}JUL, 4 1992 2 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,072 {\an8}Happy birthday, Hopey. 3 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:16,117 {\an8}Nice. Beautiful. One more. 4 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,370 {\an8}Show me your somersault. 5 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,959 {\an8}-Climb the wall. -Almost. 6 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,377 {\an8}Look, she's doing a handstand. 7 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,587 {\an8}Come on! 8 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,923 {\an8}That's it, all the way! Come on! 9 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:30,840 {\an8}SEP, 3 1996 10 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,760 {\an8}-Huggie, Dad. -Come here. That's good for a huggie. 11 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,596 {\an8}Just like that. Okay. Let's see those jumps again, the split up. 12 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,390 {\an8}Good. Good! Much better. 13 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:40,892 {\an8}Future champion. 14 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,645 {\an8}Here's the big moment. It's all about the dismount. Ready? 15 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:44,687 {\an8}JUL, 12 1996 16 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,232 {\an8}No, no, no, no, no. Good. 17 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,902 {\an8}-I'm a champion. -You're darn right, you are. Try it again. 18 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,153 {\an8}APRIL, 23 2003 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,534 {\an8}Point the toes. Chin up. Tight, tight. 20 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,370 {\an8}Show how beautiful and talented you are. Perfect hand. 21 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:05,166 {\an8}Are those boobs coming in? No boobs! 22 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:08,753 {\an8}I like that. 23 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,012 {\an8}-To gold in Rome! -Gold in Rome! 24 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:24,644 -USA! USA! USA! -USA! USA! USA! 25 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:25,895 {\an8}ROME 2004 26 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,149 {\an8}I just marvel every time I see Hope Ann Greggory perform. 27 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,902 {\an8}At 17, she is the epitome of power and grace. 28 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,614 {\an8}Coach Pavleck says she is the hardest worker on the team. 29 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,742 {\an8}AMHERST'S ANGEL 30 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,420 {\an8}Mother... Mother... 31 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,673 {\an8}This is a potentially career-ending injury. 32 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:54,841 Russians seemingly lock up bronze medal as Greggory fall ends 33 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:55,758 Focus. 34 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,885 ROME - Torn Achilles is rumored. 35 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,263 -I don't want that. I don't want that. -She said no. 36 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,975 No wheelchair. She's determined to get off on her own power. 37 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,519 {\an8}Hope Ann Greggory, Age: 17, Hometown: Amherst, Ohio - USA 38 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,896 {\an8}Wait. Hold on, Dominique. 39 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,275 {\an8}I am now getting word Greggory is going to attempt the uneven bars. 40 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,905 {\an8}-This is truly inspirational. -It really is. 41 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:20,033 {\an8}This, ladies and gentlemen, is quite remarkable. 42 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,159 You are star. 43 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:25,330 You will make me so proud. 44 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:29,876 Thousands of hours training together back at that little gym in Amherst, Ohio. 45 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,211 {\an8}This is their moment. 46 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:37,425 -USA! USA! USA! -USA! USA! USA! 47 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,428 This is the Amherst Angel's strongest event 48 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:45,058 and she's going to need a 9.7 or higher to take the medal away from those Russians. 49 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,853 She needs to pull off this Jaeger. Nearly flawless, nearly flawless. 50 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,647 Beautiful handstand half. 51 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,443 Now she's preparing for her full-end dismount. 52 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,947 This is a tough dismount for her. She needs to stick this landing. 53 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,408 -This is really tough to watch. -Here it comes. Full twist. 54 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,496 -On one leg! -Do you believe in miracles? 55 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:10,959 You do now! The Amherst Angel has stuck the landing. 56 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,009 Hopey! What do you want for lunch? 57 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,428 Grilled cheese and tomato! 58 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,181 No crust! 59 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,808 9.8! 60 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:31,229 She's done the impossible! This is absolutely incredible, Dominique! 61 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,772 Goodness, she could never write this... 62 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,867 Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the Chinese national anthem. 63 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,353 ROME 2004 64 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,046 Hopey! 65 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,015 Hopey? Your grilled cheese is ready. 66 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,893 What? No, I said I wanted Hamburger Helper! 67 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,771 Where the fuck did you get grilled cheese? Just forget it, Dad. 68 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,064 I'm gonna go to Sbarro. 69 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,154 {\an8}BRONZED 70 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,989 Mountain Dew, large. 71 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,450 -Diet? -Did I say diet? 72 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,119 Sorry. Most girls order diet. 73 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:15,416 -Okay. That comes to $9.30. -No, it doesn't. 74 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,794 No, no, no. She's on the house. 75 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,046 -Don't you know who this is? -You tell him, Tony. 76 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:23,716 -Check the wall, son. -Yeah. Check the wall, son. 77 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,219 You used to be way skinnier. 78 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,102 Hey, Hope. 79 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,188 -Take these. -Okay. 80 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:43,152 -Any new stuff in the back? -Yeah, totally. 81 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:47,824 It's supposed to be bomb-ass shit. He said it was government grade. 82 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:52,286 I don't know if that means that the government grows it, 83 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,996 or maybe they just grade it? 84 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,540 Stop you right there. 85 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:01,546 Do not talk about politics. It's crass. You're gonna lose a lot of customers. 86 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,924 But you don't... You don't pay me. 87 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:08,719 Hey, John. 88 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:21,399 -Chair busted again, Davey? -Yeah. 89 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:25,862 Here. Go get it fixed. 90 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:30,992 Thanks, Hope. 91 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,663 Welcome to Amherst Ohio Home of HOPE ANN GREGGORY 92 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:06,611 I like the new running sneakers, they're very hip. 93 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:11,240 Yeah. They send me so frickin' many for endorsements. 94 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,202 At some point, I'm gonna have to tell 'em to back the fuck off. 95 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:18,122 I know it must get old for you, but you lead such a glamorous life. 96 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:20,875 Hi, Doris! 97 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,589 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Hope Ann Greggory is here! 98 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,052 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 99 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,804 Isn't that Maggie Townsend adorable? 100 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:36,349 She comes in here all the time with your old Coach Pavleck. 101 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,392 OMG! Hope Ann Greggory. 102 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,395 I have been, like, praying that we would run into each other. I'm Maggie. 103 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,563 Hope, this is Maggie. 104 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,733 I'm surprised you two haven't crossed paths. 105 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:49,195 Maggie reminds me so much of you when you were younger. 106 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,530 Hey, Hope. 107 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,575 -Hi. -It's me, Ben. 108 00:08:56,452 --> 00:09:00,331 Ben Lawfort. My dad co-owns the gym with Coach P. 109 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:02,708 Twitchy. 110 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,254 Yeah. No one really calls me that anymore. 111 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,925 In fact, you were the only person that did. But, hey, I'm back in town. 112 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,927 -Graduated, finally. -You look so different. 113 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,680 -Really? -But that's still there, so now I see it. 114 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:20,476 Yeah, well, anyway, I'm helping Coach P with Maggie here. 115 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,229 Coach said that she's trying to get a hold of you. I don't know-- 116 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,481 -Did you just say you graduated? -I did. 117 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:26,816 Aren't you, like, 12? 118 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:32,822 No. I was 12 when I was 12. 119 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,742 I was 12 when you won your first World Championship, 120 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,411 so maybe that was what you... 121 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,912 Isn't that funny? 122 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,541 Maggie just made it to the top five of the World Championship. 123 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:44,959 I heard. 124 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,377 I, like, totally crushed it. 125 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:52,008 Miss Greggory, maybe we could exchange phone numbers, or something, 126 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,511 and we could text or FaceTime, or I don't know... 127 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,783 Hope? Can we talk a second? 128 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,119 What? 129 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,955 Do you remember you made this for me, the first day of art class? 130 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:23,873 #1 DAD 131 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,044 It was the greatest day of my life. 132 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,340 So, I'm beginning with that positive affirmation. 133 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,676 Yeah. It was your idea for a lame Father's Day art project. 134 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,470 Are you done remenessing about home school? 135 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,889 -It's "reminiscing," sweetie. -That's what I said. 136 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,558 A good use of a vocab word. Come here, sit. 137 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,768 Standing, go, what? 138 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,856 My supervisor has had several complaints 139 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,984 that pieces of mail from my route have gone missing again. 140 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,027 So, suck less. 141 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,905 Honey, I know you've been stealing from my truck again. 142 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,615 That's ridiculous. 143 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,577 I found these in my mailbag. 144 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,830 -Maybe your truck has rats. -I don't think so. 145 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,459 Hopey, you promised you'd get a job. 146 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,754 And I've been looking. Where do you think I've been all day? 147 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,923 I ran into Coach P at the market. 148 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,342 She really wants to put the past behind you guys. 149 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,095 She said that she could use someone like you. 150 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,306 What do you mean by "market"? 151 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,060 -The grocery store. -Then just say that. You're not a pilgrim. 152 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,398 Have you thought any more about working at the gym? 153 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:34,693 I'm not a coach, I'm a star! I was on Dancing with the Stars! 154 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,487 It's not called Dancing with the Coaches! 155 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,657 When athletes get injured, they need to make other plans. 156 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,536 I don't need another plan. You and Coach P don't listen. I healed. 157 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,664 Not exactly. 158 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,336 Well, you weren't worried about how "exactly" 159 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,255 when you pushed me to go for another medal. 160 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,341 How many times can I tell you that I'm sorry? 161 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,260 I was wrong. We were both wrong. 162 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,262 It's worse for an adult to be wrong. 163 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,389 That's true. 164 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,557 And may I remind you 165 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,226 that my awesomeness paid for this entire house... 166 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,311 -That money's long gone. -the motor boat, the Ronco Rotisserie... 167 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,897 We depend entirely on my salary these days, and in six months, 168 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,441 all we'll have left is my pension! 169 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,235 I know, I know. This is so boring! 170 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,780 No, no, you listen to me. It'll be less than half of what I make now. 171 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,700 Not enough to support both of us and this lifestyle of yours. 172 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,326 I don't have a lifestyle. 173 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,955 That's if I even make it to the pension I've worked over 30 years to earn 174 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,040 since my daughter keeps putting that in jeopardy 175 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,709 by stealing from the US Postal Service! 176 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:35,421 -I'm borrowing. That's not a crime. -It's a federal crime! 177 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,839 -And I won't stand for it! -Dad... 178 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:37,965 No, no, enough! 179 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,514 You don't know what it's like to grow up without a mom. 180 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,352 It's so hard being a motherless daughter, Daddy. 181 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,689 I know, sweetie. 182 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,610 No six-month-old should have to deal with that kind of a loss. 183 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,488 Five-and-a-half-month-old. 184 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,908 We're not done here. 185 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,785 I'm setting boundaries. No more allowance. 186 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,497 Are you insane? Why are you insane? 187 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,124 Hope Annabelle, let's de-escalate, shall we? 188 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,085 You're cutting off my allowance and you want me to stop stealing? 189 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,756 -What kind of a sick monster are you? -Do not call me a monster. 190 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,384 You only give me $500 a week, so I'm forced to steal! 191 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,845 If you cut off my allowance, I'm gonna have to suck dicks 192 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,430 in a Cost Final bathroom for money! 193 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,681 Is that what you want, Dad? 194 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,518 Do you want me to suck on dirty dicks in a discount warehouse toilet? 195 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,979 Look, I never said that dirty dicks were the solution here. 196 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,359 Why do you need all this money if I'm paying for the roof over your head? 197 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,237 -Your gas, your car... -You are way too up in my shit! 198 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,782 I need my privacy. 199 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,287 All right. 200 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,009 What happened to our little girl, Bradley? 201 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,895 Greggory Family Home School Hope Annabelle Greggory 202 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,772 dancing stars 203 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,537 THESE ARE BETTER FOR YOU. LOVE DAD 204 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,175 Fuck you. 205 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,272 ELEYNA PAVLECK GYMNASTICS CENTER 206 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,918 -Dad! Did you get my sub? -On the table! 207 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,379 Where are the pepperoncinis? 208 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,090 I forgot! 209 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,717 Are you trying to ruin my life? 210 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:31,847 No. But I did want to talk to you about looking for a job. 211 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,849 Dad! Eating! 212 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,601 OHIO ALERT 213 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:39,688 Coach Eleyna Pavleck was found dead last night of an apparent suicide. 214 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,606 My God... 215 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,442 {\an8}The former coach of bronze medalist, Hope Ann Greggory, 216 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:47,029 {\an8}was currently helming the career of elite gymnast, Maggie Townsend, 217 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,406 {\an8}also from Amherst, Ohio. 218 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,741 {\an8}Well, as you can imagine, 219 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,244 {\an8}it's a very sad day here at the Eleyna Pavleck Gymnastics Center. 220 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:58,707 Pavleck had spent recent years guiding the career of Mighty Maggie Townsend. 221 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,001 {\an8}Experts agree that Townsend has the potential 222 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,546 {\an8}to surpass Greggory's bronze at this year's Toronto Games 223 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,633 as a leading contender for the US Women's Team. 224 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,510 Karen, back to you. 225 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,597 Sources say Pavleck was coaching Townsend free of charge 226 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,850 as her single mother could not afford the expenses 227 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,269 associated with an elite training program. 228 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,314 Mike's up next with the Ohio weather and the lottery numbers. 229 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,232 Fuck. 230 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,359 Hope? You okay? 231 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,113 Why would they show that picture of me? There are so many hotter ones. 232 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,076 Are you all right, sweetie? 233 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,121 This sub sucks without the pepperoncinis. 234 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,584 Hope, did you hear what they said about Coach P? 235 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,754 Are you all right? Do you need a huggie? 236 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,632 No, I do not! I'm not five! 237 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,218 Hope, it's okay, you can feel bad. There's nothing wrong with-- 238 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,346 Stop treating me like I'm fucking five! 239 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,853 #1 DAD 240 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,157 Hey. 241 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,785 Yo. Which one of you guys want to buy me a drink? 242 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,500 That's me. 243 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,795 -That's you? -Yep. 244 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,005 You look nice. 245 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,216 I still, like, hardly ever get my period. 246 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,303 So, you don't gotta worry about knocking me up. 247 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,888 You could fuck me all raw and shit. 248 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,518 So, if we buy you a drink... 249 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,063 Will I let you double team me? Absolutely. 250 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,939 Could you just leave us alone? 251 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,456 I fucking hate you. 252 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,795 Sweetie. 253 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,674 Huggie, Daddy. 254 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,680 Huggie. Huggie, huggie. 255 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,612 How you doing today, honey? 256 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,657 I just woke up. 257 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,951 Give me a chance to orientate myself for the day. 258 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,997 Save that Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon, I need to get some stuff there. 259 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,375 I don't know what money you're gonna use for that. 260 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,170 This is for you. 261 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,006 Can you read it? My eyes are ti-ti. 262 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:04,977 What, read it. 263 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,937 It's from Coach P. 264 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,570 Okay. "Dearest Hope. 265 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,783 "By the time you receive letter, you will already know that I'm gone." 266 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,829 "You have been angry at me, but what I said to you was for your good." 267 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,540 "I pray you see that one day." 268 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:32,880 "From the treasures of my life's chest, I leave you $500,000." 269 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,923 Shit. $500... 270 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,302 "But you must listen that these monies are yours" 271 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,346 "under the steadiest condition that you train the daffodil" 272 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,849 "who is about to peak through the snow," 273 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:47,561 "my dancing flower gymnast, Maggie Townsend," 274 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,063 "through to the end of her Toronto Games campaign." 275 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,940 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 276 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:56,236 "My will trustee will present your fortune when the sun has set on your duties." 277 00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,407 "No matter the outcome, once Maggie's campaign is done," 278 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,367 "this payment will manifest." 279 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,912 "No one must know of this bounty that waits for you." 280 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,040 "It must appear that Maggie proceeds in your care" 281 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,499 "from the goodness of your heart." 282 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,794 "I know you can do this, Hope. Farewell." 283 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,926 I'd rather die than train that loser. 284 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,179 Can't you see that Coach P loves you so much 285 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,514 that she wanted you to have this opportunity? 286 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,725 Half a million dollars. That's a lot of money. 287 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,104 It says $500,000. 288 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,774 That's half a million. 289 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,734 -Jesus, I know! You're so annoying! -Well-- 290 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,486 -Stop talking, I'm thinking! -I'm saying-- 291 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,654 Stop talking, I'm thinking! 292 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,782 -Dad, come on! -I'm not talking! 293 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,825 You're talking, I'm thinking! Stop! 294 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,535 Stop. 295 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,873 I hear you breathing. 296 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,376 You're always disrupting my thought processes. 297 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,628 How can anyone think with your breathing? 298 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,981 -Maggie here? -Hope Ann Greggory. 299 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,693 -I'm Janice, I'm Maggie's mom. -Okay. 300 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,194 Please come in. 301 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,866 It's such an honor. I was such a fan of yours growing up. 302 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,869 I know I'm a few years older, but I really looked up to you. 303 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,163 I think you're more than a few years older. 304 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,456 You're a mom. 305 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,293 Yeah. Caught me. 306 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,254 Come in. 307 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,717 Hey, Maggie, Miss Greggory's here to see you. 308 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,306 -Hi. -'Sup. 309 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,475 Guess I'm your new coach. 310 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,939 You're my idol and that would be super awesome, 311 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,817 but I'm quitting gymnastics. 312 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,988 Hon... Maggie. Honey, you don't mean that. Right? 313 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,742 You sure? Go with your gut. 314 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,246 Hey, Maggie. Why don't you show Miss Greggory your picture? 315 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,291 Okay? All right. 316 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,419 Well, I'm just gonna leave you two ladies alone then. 317 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,218 You know, we've met before. 318 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,638 -Yeah, I know. The diner. -Before that. 319 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,225 I was living in Harrisburg 320 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,687 and you were at the mall signing pictures when I was five. 321 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,360 I told you I wanted to be a gymnast, 322 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,573 and you wrote, "Go for it." 323 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,244 I keep it in that drawer with a picture of my dad. 324 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,163 He left when I was three, so... 325 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,333 My mom died when I was five-and-a-half months old. 326 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,751 Mine's a fuck of a lot worse. 327 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,840 I can't believe you're in my room right now. 328 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,300 Let's go back to you giving up. 329 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:08,345 It's an excellent decision. I'll tell your mom. 330 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,806 -Coach P used to do that to me. -What? 331 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,016 Reverse psychology. 332 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,395 You were right. I'm gonna go for it. 333 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,189 I wrote that on everybody's. 334 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:22,359 You don't have to do it anymore, I'm in. When do we start? 335 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,739 I don't know. Just be at the gym tomorrow morning. 336 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,202 Coach P always used to drive me 'cause my mom works all the time. 337 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,205 Jesus, how high maintenance are you? 338 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,458 You're funny. I'll be ready at 7:00 a.m., okay? 339 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:39,876 I'll pick you up at noon. 340 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,116 -Where is everyone? -Ben? 341 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,201 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Ben. 342 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,370 You guys get stuck in traffic or something? 343 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,250 Well, I know it's a little light, but my dad promised Coach P 344 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,503 that we'd keep Maggie's training sessions private so she could focus. 345 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,463 I'm gonna go change, okay? 346 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,763 So, should we get started? 347 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,350 I got it covered. Feel free to hang around and look pretty. 348 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,315 Well, I have to be here, anyway. 349 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,442 Managing the place while my dad's out of town, so... 350 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,027 All right, fine. Here's the deal, Twitchy. 351 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,404 -I'm the pilot, you're the... -Co-pilot. Got it. 352 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,239 I was gonna say stewardess. 353 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,160 I'm sure you're aware someone from the US Team Committee's 354 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,037 coming here to check on Maggie's progress. 355 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,414 She's their golden child. They love her. 356 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,333 Yeah, she's gonna do a bang-up job at trials. 357 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,085 -When are trials? -We're eight weeks out. 358 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,297 As long as Maggie just does Maggie, we're gonna be good. 359 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,551 Excuse me. 360 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,386 Did I say to do that? 361 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,514 I didn't realize how undisciplined you are. 362 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,642 Shucks, sorry. I usually do that better. 363 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:21,561 "Shucks"? Why don't you curse normal? 364 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,772 Cursing hurts God's heart. 365 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,774 So does being a showoff. 366 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,153 Sorry. I was just really excited to get back, you know. 367 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,613 I want the all-around gold, 368 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,240 -but bars are my specialty. -Gold? 369 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,658 Did she just say "gold"? 370 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,910 Get that ego in check. 371 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,455 You're not a specialist until I say you are. 372 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,542 Now, what needs to be the strongest for you to be a champion? 373 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,044 -My body. -Wrong. 374 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,129 My endurance. 375 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,506 My... 376 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,133 My mental constitution? 377 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,054 -Your mind. -But I said my mental... 378 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,515 Shut up and lie on the floor. Wipe that smile off your face. 379 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:00,934 Now, close your eyes. 380 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,858 Are we praying? I love that. Let's hold hands. 381 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:09,859 Get the fuck off. 382 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,238 Close your fucking eyes. 383 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,867 Now, I want you to visualize your routine in your mind. 384 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,496 -Which one? -All of them. Just do it. 385 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,209 -And then am I gonna perform them for you? -Are you the coach, or am I? 386 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,919 Shut your cockhole. 387 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:29,796 -My what? -Don't worry about it. 388 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,717 Buzz off, Twitchy. I feel you trying to get a gap shot. 389 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,302 Nope. 390 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:47,272 {\an8}Hey, can we work on my beam routine when we get to the gym? 391 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,483 {\an8}It's my fave, and I've been telling my mom how excited I am to show you. 392 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,861 {\an8}Woah. Stop telling your mom our business. 393 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:56,239 {\an8}Whatever happens at the gym or my car or wherever we are together 394 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,326 {\an8}stays at the gym or my car or wherever we are together. 395 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,285 Really? 396 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,787 -Coach P was not like... -Hey! 397 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,873 You crap on this town, I crap on you. 398 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,544 And, yes, really. I'm not running home and telling my dad 399 00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:12,339 -every time you get camel toe. -What's camel toe? 400 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,382 Just a pro term for sticking a landing. 401 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,176 Here you go. 402 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:18,887 Thank you. 403 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,224 This is a joke, right? 404 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,314 Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day. 405 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:32,776 Coach P's diet has 500. Who's a better role model? 406 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,945 A guy with 22 medals? Or a chubby Russian taking a dirt nap? 407 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,407 But aren't guy swimmers different than girl gymnasts? 408 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:44,204 Casey B. Anthony told us that men and women are equal. 409 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,373 You mean Susan B. Anthony, right? 410 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:48,958 Both of 'em. 411 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:53,296 Maggie, if you trust me, you will eat this food. 412 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,636 Open your mouth and put it in. 413 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,604 Hey, there's my favorite Sandstoner. 414 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,272 Who's that? 415 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,735 -You fuck him? -No. 416 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,780 No, of course not. No. 417 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,115 -Finger fuck? -No. 418 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,491 Have you even kissed a boy yet? 419 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:24,953 Coach P's no-boy rule? 420 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,624 I have the opposite rule. 421 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,002 Come on. Come on. 422 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,463 -Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up. -No. 423 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,507 Get the fuck up, I'll rip your pubes out. 424 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,761 -Hey. -Hi. 425 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,222 {\an8}I'm gonna cut through the bullshit. You two need to hook up. 426 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,474 {\an8}Nothing major yet. Just rub your privates on each other 427 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,268 {\an8}like you're starting a forest crotch fire. 428 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,185 {\an8}Privates. 429 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,937 {\an8}Give him your number, give him your number. 430 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:51,855 {\an8}Okay. 431 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,024 He's a little slow? 432 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:59,320 -All right, done. You're welcome. Come on. -Bye-bye. 433 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:03,950 Eat. 434 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:05,118 Take a bite of that. 435 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,788 Your body metabolizes the proteins. You become a champion. 436 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,875 -It's so good. -It goes down better with Avril. 437 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,295 Morning, sunshine. Making yourself a health shake? 438 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,174 It's for Maggie. Today's an important day, the coordinator's coming by. 439 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,218 She needs to be on her A-game. 440 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,305 Good for you, sweetie. 441 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,452 -Are we gonna be late? -Relax. 442 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:33,873 -What's up? -What are you doing here? 443 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,417 What is he doing here? 444 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,088 Bad news, sugar tits. Gotta get used to a crowd. 445 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,007 I want that down the hatch before we get to the gym. 446 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,570 Hey, Hope. 447 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,240 What happened to 8:00 a.m.? The coordinator is here 448 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:09,742 and he's kind of pissed 'cause he's been waiting for an hour. 449 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:13,162 It's 9:00. There's a grace period. 450 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,998 Okay. Sure. 451 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:17,458 Hey, there, Maggie. 452 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:20,962 Is everything okay? 453 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,840 She's a little nervous and all that. Come on, Maggie. 454 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,467 -Yeah, she's just... -There she is. 455 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,094 ...practicing the visualization. 456 00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,053 Come on. 457 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,807 Hey. 458 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:35,476 -Moral support. Let's go. -Hi, there. 459 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,937 Dude, I'm tired of fucking whey protein. 460 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,440 Just get the beef one like I told you. It's called Carnivore. 461 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,108 He's back there in the office. 462 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,318 All right, call me later. 463 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,573 Look who I found. 464 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,535 Well, well, well. Hope Ann Greggory. 465 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,079 You're an hour and three minutes late. 466 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,040 What the fuck are you doing here, Lance Tucker? 467 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:59,083 -You guys know each other. -Team coordinator. 468 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,462 They offered me that job. I said, "Fuck, no." 469 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,132 -That's bullshit. -Your face is bullshit. 470 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,635 Something looks different about you. 471 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,055 I know. You got old. 472 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,724 Your limp dick disease must be affecting your eye vision. 473 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:19,479 Okay. Hope, what's Maggie's first event? I'll set it up. 474 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:20,730 -Bars. -Gotcha. 475 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,689 Hey, water boy, 476 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,400 I can't drink that bottle of piss you gave me. Here's five bucks. 477 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,903 Why don't you get me a Fiji, or something pH balanced? 478 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,947 And if you're lucky, I'll let you taste my nuts. 479 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,782 Hope's tasted my nuts before, right? 480 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,659 Do not get that water, Twitchy. 481 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,997 -Are you winking at me? -No. 482 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,208 What, are we flirting right now? What's happening? 483 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,669 Hey! Don't make fun of people with deformity problems. 484 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,213 I'm actually not deformed. But it's not a problem. 485 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,341 I'll go get the water, pH balanced, for men. 486 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,436 -Boost me. -Maggie, no, I can't do that. 487 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,314 Fine. Then a rocket ship will take me. 488 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,995 Do you see me, Hope? 489 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,718 Thanks, Maggie. I think I've seen enough. 490 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,889 -I think my camel toe's a little off. -Excuse me? 491 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,141 She's a bit of a perv. 492 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,479 -Hope, office. Now. -Office, now, Hope! 493 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,441 Wow. Horrible, right? 494 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,195 I did my best, but obviously, Maggie's campaign is over. 495 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,072 Will you be informing the media or should I? 496 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,323 What the fuck have you done? 497 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,036 That girl didn't miss a beat all year. She was a potential team anchor. 498 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,912 Clearly, that would be a terrible idea. 499 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:03,207 No, clearly you've managed to fuck her up in just six weeks of working with her. 500 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,587 What has she been eating? The kid's got a beer gut. 501 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,213 She was busted when I got her. 502 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,716 Pavleck's suicide fucked her up. I had nothing to do with it. 503 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,301 No, you're right. You've done enough. 504 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,846 I'm gonna take it over from here. 505 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:21,225 I know what that girl is capable of, and her run to Toronto isn't over. 506 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:23,519 Yours is. 507 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,063 No, you can't do that! 508 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:28,316 I gotta make some calls, Greggory. I'll BRB. 509 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,944 Yeah, well, I gotta make some calls, too, Tucker. 510 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,866 I'm gonna talk to your mom. I got you. 511 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,160 Okay. 512 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,791 -Hello? -Hey, it's me. 513 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,459 Guess who the new team coordinator is. 514 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,586 -Lance "The Fucker" Tucker. -Who? 515 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:49,879 The guy who popped my cherry. 516 00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:51,631 Don't give him that power, honey. 517 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,799 Remember, you're a gymnast 518 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,926 and your hymen broke without the help of a man. 519 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,053 Fine. The one who was the first to fuck me. 520 00:34:57,136 --> 00:35:00,139 He's gonna take Maggie away from me 'cause the little cunt blew her routine. 521 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,767 No. What? Why did she blow her routine? 522 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,394 Because she sucks! I gotta ask you something. 523 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,314 If someone takes over coaching for me, I'll still get my money, right? 524 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:11,025 No. When I spoke to the will trustee last week, he was very clear. 525 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,486 He said you, and only you, must coach her 526 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,489 until she's done with her campaign if you want the inheritance. 527 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:17,740 Shit. 528 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,036 Well, what percent of my money will I get for my work until now? 529 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,831 Do you remember our math sessions when we did percentages? 530 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,165 Yes. How much frickin' money? 531 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:30,128 -0%. -Shit. How sure are you? 532 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,420 100%. 533 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:34,215 -0% is how much money? -Nothing. 534 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,466 Fuck me! 535 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:42,014 -What are you doing? -Visualizing a gold medal made of pizza. 536 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:44,934 I got it, I got it. 537 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,894 I went to five different stores, but I got it. 538 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,604 -Where the fuck is Lance? -He's not here? 539 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,399 Lance said he was gonna go talk to my mommy. 540 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,694 Get up. Get your bloated pussy in the car! 541 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,656 Are you gonna see Lance? Do you want to give him the water? 542 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,870 -Gymnastics has been my life. -Yeah. It's ours. 543 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,581 And when I saw raw talent like that, I believed... 544 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,583 Jesus. Is that safe? 545 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,045 -Mom! -Maggie. Hi, hon. 546 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,507 Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 547 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,385 Mr. Tucker says you didn't have the best routine 548 00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:22,597 and that you've been acting silly and eating bad snacks. 549 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:25,266 -That doesn't sound like you. -I just had a little taste. 550 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,813 Mr. Tucker thinks that Maggie would be better off training with him. 551 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:31,898 -I do. -Wait, what? 552 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,275 Well, Mr. Tucker is wrong. 553 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:37,069 -I want what's best for my little girl. -I agree. 554 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,530 Lance Tucker is not what's best for her. 555 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,616 I am a gold and silver medalist. 556 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,910 And with all due respect, and there's very little due, 557 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,077 Hope is a bronze medalist. 558 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,707 First of all, it's men's gymnastics, which, come on, no one gives a crap about. 559 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:54,712 Second, I medaled for all of America. I'm the poster child for miracles. 560 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:58,341 Please, everybody knows that after your Achilles, it was game over. 561 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:02,261 And insult to injury, you got your boobs, which threw your balance off. 562 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,180 All false. Does it look like I got boobs? 563 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,224 I just didn't want to, I had other things to do. 564 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,141 Well, name one. 565 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,935 Why would I name one, I can name a million? 566 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,394 Guys. Please, I'm sorry. I just... 567 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,355 Maggie. Maggie, look at me. 568 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:14,941 You've met my girl, Christa Carpenter, at the World's, right? 569 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:15,858 Yeah. 570 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,109 Well, when the time is right, 571 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,737 I'm gonna build her an empire all around her brand. 572 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:24,367 I Ka-roll-yi like Bela. I'm her agent, her publicist, her coach. 573 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,451 I'm her cook. 574 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,204 I am the pillow that she sleeps on at night. 575 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:31,123 Gold. That is what I'm talking about. 576 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,833 You just gotta say yes. What do you say? 577 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:36,963 To the top. 578 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,178 Hope's my friend. 579 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:49,517 And I already lost one coach. Please don't take her from me, too. Don't. 580 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,103 If you let Hope train Maggie, 581 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,814 you'll be throwing your daughter's career out the window. 582 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,899 I promise you that won't be the case. 583 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,820 -I've heard that before. -You know, 584 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:03,656 I lost my mother at a very young age. 585 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,700 -I was five-and-a-half months old. -I'm so sorry. 586 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:10,579 Really? This is... Very sad. 587 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,792 And I swear to you, on this mom, 588 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,463 to this mom, that we will get to Toronto. 589 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,801 Just let me initialize phase two of my plan. 590 00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:30,725 I hear what you're saying. I have to go with my daughter. 591 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,352 If that's what Maggie wants and you think you can do it. 592 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,230 -Hey, Janice, we need you back here. -Frap. 593 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,316 Okay, I'm sorry. I have to go back to work. 594 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,444 -Go scrub them toilets, Mrs. T. -I will. 595 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,653 I'll do that, okay. 596 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,363 -I love you, Mom. -I love you. 597 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,615 All right, let's go. Later, Tucker. 598 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:48,159 Yeah, hang on there one second. 599 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,661 Maggie, go to the car. 600 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:52,705 You can put on my Avril Lavigne CD. 601 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,834 You know you don't have what it takes to coach her, right? 602 00:38:57,543 --> 00:39:00,671 -You don't know me. You never have. -Really? 603 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,550 We all know you're gonna fail her like you failed yourself. 604 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:13,434 Not only will she kill it at the trials, she'll kill it in Toronto. 605 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:14,810 We'll see. 606 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,278 -No. Get out! -What? 607 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,489 No-boy rule. That's it. Get the fuck out. 608 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:32,661 You'll see her in six months. Absence makes the dick grow harder. 609 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,914 Maggie, get up here. Get up here, now. 610 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,500 Hope, I was just doing what you said. 611 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,670 You better get ready to stop acting like a loser 612 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,506 and start acting like a champion. 613 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,759 You better not have gotten any clit jizz on my car. 614 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,684 What's with you today, Bradley? 615 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:58,687 You're jittery. You're all over the place. Anything wrong? 616 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,689 Soon as I ask... 617 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:04,819 Hi, sweetie. How'd things work out? 618 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,154 Fine. Still her coach. 619 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,615 What happened with that Lance? 620 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,202 So many questions. 621 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,704 How would you like it if I came home 622 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,665 and fired questions at you after a long day? 623 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,377 "Hey, Stanny. How was your mail route? 624 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,671 "Anything happen when you drop off your letters? 625 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,550 "Did you jerk it in your truck to a Lane Bryant catalog? 626 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:28,717 "That must be fun." 627 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:33,472 I would actually like it if you asked me questions about my day once in a while. 628 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,723 Maybe not in that tone. 629 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,768 Fine, here's a question. Wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. 630 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:40,354 Well, Hopey, that's a statement. 631 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,732 Remember, questions begin with "what, why, when, how." 632 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:44,900 Like that. Do you remember? 633 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,570 What is the point of you busting my balls? 634 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,615 When will you realize that goldfish doesn't know you exist? 635 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,201 Why don't you stop being so fucking annoying? 636 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,829 And how about you wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.? 637 00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:59,123 Bradley knows exactly who I am. 638 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:02,293 And I will wake you up, but only if you ask me nicely. 639 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,003 I am. 640 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:07,256 Just whatever I say or do, ignore it, and wake me up. 641 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,967 Roger that. Just like old times. 642 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,305 Hope, it's 6:00. 643 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,683 Rise and shine. 644 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,487 Go. You got five minutes. 645 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,531 Before 7:00? I'm sorry, have we met? 646 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,533 Early bird catches the sperm. 647 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,452 I got a fuck-ton of stuff to do. 648 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,955 And I think you're ready to be promoted from stewardess. 649 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,958 -Co-pilot? -Head stewardess. 650 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,627 Great, okay. Moving on up. 651 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,177 -Scale of one to 10, that was a... -Yeah. 652 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:55,721 When you're coming off your giant, your tuck is getting sloppy 653 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:56,972 and your legs are separating. 654 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,141 Unless you're catching spinning air dicks in there, 655 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,434 I want you to keep 'em closed. 656 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,269 Let me show you something. 657 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,525 Foot in there. Foot in there. 658 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:08,943 I've never done this. 659 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,445 All right. Again. Same thing. 660 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:13,489 Yep. 661 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,911 She's liking this bondage shit a little too much. 662 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:19,954 All right. Go again. 663 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:22,915 Stay tight! 664 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,256 Now that's fucking gymnastics. 665 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:31,340 Go again. 666 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,685 Shouldn't we be using my Tchaikovsky piece to practice? 667 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:45,563 -Fuck no, that shit's lame. -Coach P said it was a classic. 668 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,566 She'd also say that about a full bush, but we all know that's disgusting. 669 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:49,525 Let's go. 670 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,695 Five, six, seven, eight. 671 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:57,241 Crossback, crossback, circle, bend. Step, corner. 672 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:02,288 Don't hesitate in your double pike, Maggie. 673 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:04,164 Trust that you're gonna have enough momentum. 674 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,876 Every part of you needs to be focused on the task at hand. 675 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,297 Crossback, circle, bend, step, corner. 676 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:12,798 Good. 677 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:14,883 There you go. 678 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:18,220 -Holla! -Gloats get kicked in the throats. Go. 679 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:20,723 Hey, good job, Coach. 680 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:28,522 Hope? 681 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,192 I'm really nervous about the trials. 682 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,990 Well, that's both rude and offensive, 683 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,451 considering I've been busting my ass for you. 684 00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:43,537 Sorry, you're right. 685 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,165 You'll be fine. 686 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,251 I just wish my mom could be there. 687 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:51,587 You don't need your mommy. 688 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,466 I mean, for the Games, yeah, it's nice to have support. 689 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,760 But even my dad wasn't with me for the trials. 690 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:04,058 Plus, I'll be there with you, so people will already assume you're cool. 691 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,019 What do cool people do? 692 00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:10,522 They have a secret handshake. 693 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,858 Does that mean we're gonna have a secret handshake? 694 00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:13,942 Fuck yeah, we are. 695 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:18,113 The decision was decided by me earlier today. 696 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:23,911 Do it. Go. 697 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,580 -No. -Do it. 698 00:44:28,248 --> 00:44:29,124 Bye. 699 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,889 THE NATIONAL QUALIFIERS 700 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,797 NATIONAL WOMENS TEAM QUALIFIER 3. MAGGIE TOWNSEND - OH 701 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:19,842 Congratulations to our Women's National Qualifiers. 702 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,844 In first place, Christa Carpenter. 703 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,430 Christa, how does it feel to be the champion? 704 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,932 Well, I just gotta thank God first. 705 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,602 Never do that. Always thank your coach first. 706 00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:31,895 Fucking rookie. 707 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,149 I'm gonna call my mom, 'kay? 708 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,652 The smell of mothballs and Poligrip. 709 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,946 My grandma must be here. 710 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,491 Nope. It's the elderly musk of Hope Ann Greggory. 711 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:47,870 What you're smelling, cheese dick, is victory. 712 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:51,457 -We medaled. -Yeah, third. Isn't that familiar? 713 00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:53,542 So, here's what's gonna happen, Granny. 714 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,879 Maggie's gonna come train with me and the rest of the team starting Monday. 715 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,297 Not gonna happen, coordinator. 716 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,383 You don't follow Tuckersgold on Twitter? 717 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:06,805 I was just appointed Women's Team Head Coach yesterday, 718 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,057 so what I say goes. 719 00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:12,102 And if Maggie doesn't train with my girls, 720 00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:14,563 then there's no way she's gonna be a legit contender. 721 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,522 Bullshit. 722 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,192 I'm gonna cut her from the team if you don't comply, Hope. 723 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,861 She just placed in the top three. 724 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:24,198 If you cut her, you're gonna look like more of a moron than you already do. 725 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:27,659 Here's a warning. You don't want to fuck with me, Hope. 726 00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:31,788 I'll fuck with whoever I want, whenever I want. 727 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:36,043 I'll fuck with them so hard, I'll rip their taints in half. 728 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,671 Then I'll wear one part of the taint in a locket around my neck, 729 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:43,342 give the other half of the taint locket to your mom to shove up her ass. 730 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,595 Pretty soon after, at the whorehouse she whores around at, 731 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,473 someone will say to her, "Hey, hey, Mrs. Tucker, 732 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:52,059 "what's that shiny little object coming out of your crack?" 733 00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,729 And she'll be like, "This ass jewelry? Just spit-shined it up. 734 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,397 "Hope Ann Greggory gave me that" 735 00:46:57,814 --> 00:47:00,609 "as a reminder that my son's a fucking loser." 736 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,279 Maggie trains with me. See you in Toronto. 737 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,160 No! No! 738 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,454 Fuck! Fuck me, I suck! Fuck! 739 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,123 Time out, time out. Stand right there. 740 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:21,088 First of all, it makes me so proud to hear you curse normal. 741 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,759 Second, quit being so hard on yourself. All right? That's my job. 742 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,761 I want to shift gears. 743 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,431 I want to talk to you about your stage presence. 744 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,559 You need to amp that shit up for Toronto. 745 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:39,022 You're welcome in advance. I'm gonna show you how to be judge bait. 746 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:42,859 -Judge bait? -A trained monkey can do gymnastics. 747 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,736 Half of what we do out there is personality. 748 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,821 Sit, watch, learn. 749 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:47,781 When you hit this move, 750 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,159 your face needs to be having as much fun as your body. 751 00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,912 This move is all about sass. 752 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:58,250 Now we're bouncing, we're bouncing. I've never had this much fun bouncing. 753 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,587 You think this is funny? This is some serious shit. 754 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,755 The judges are scoring me through the roof right now. 755 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,009 The camera's dry humping my every move. All right. Do it with me. 756 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:08,844 Come on. 757 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:12,889 I am so cute. 758 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:14,933 Cute to the right, cute to the left. 759 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,602 Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute. 760 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,854 -Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute. -Jesus, pull it back. 761 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,063 Sell it, don't advertise it. 762 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,859 Commercials, endorsements, a fuck-ton of free shit. Get up! 763 00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:27,988 Sell it to the bitch-ass judges. 764 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,366 Do it again. Go. 765 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:43,295 You guys, I got a spare! 766 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,547 Very good. 767 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:48,467 You know, Coach P would take me here when I was doing good at the gym. 768 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,552 Does that mean I'm doing good at the gym, Hope? 769 00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:52,554 I just wanted nachos. 770 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,600 -Can I just have one? -Sure. 771 00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,436 If you want to spend your summer in fat camp 772 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,938 rather than earning the respect of the entire frickin' world. 773 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:05,984 What I thought. 774 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:07,611 Here. 775 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:12,282 Chomp on that while you smell my nachos. 776 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:21,083 Okay. Yeah, that kind of works. Thank you. 777 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,376 Yeah. 778 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,252 You can do it with anything that has a smell. 779 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,546 Can I go play on the claw machine? Please? 780 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:28,548 It's a free country. 781 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:30,300 Thank you. 782 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,303 Pretty strict diet. 783 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,056 That's nothing. 784 00:49:36,431 --> 00:49:38,725 I once ate nothing but watermelon juice for a month. 785 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,269 I had to reteach my jaw how to chew. 786 00:49:42,979 --> 00:49:44,815 -This machine is stupid. -Try again. 787 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,442 You guys, I can't do this. I'm really bad at this. 788 00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:53,573 Here, let me do it. Move. 789 00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:58,829 It's all in the wrist. There you go. 790 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:03,208 Oh, my gosh! That was so cool! You actually got it! 791 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,501 Oh, my gosh. 792 00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:08,839 It's so cute. 793 00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:15,929 I can have it? Thank you! Thank you so much! 794 00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:20,559 Ben, Ben, look what Hope got me! 795 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:24,271 That was very kind of you. 796 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,982 She was just setting herself up for failure. 797 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:28,400 As per usual. 798 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:33,238 Hey, are you free tonight? 799 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:36,867 My schedule is insane. Also per usual. 800 00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:41,872 Why? 801 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,418 Would you want to grab dinner, maybe? 802 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:56,178 Yeah. I can probably push some things around. 803 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,388 Okay. Good news. 804 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,225 I'll pick you up and everything. 805 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:06,062 -I'm clear to drive even at night, so... -Really? 806 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,230 Yeah. This isn't an issue. 807 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,815 You won't run us off the road? 808 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,610 -Not on my watch. -All right. 809 00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:13,945 That was a joke, so... 810 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:17,741 That's not a joke, that's actually real. I'm having a fit, I'm sorry. 811 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:20,076 -Hold on. -I'll look away. 812 00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:25,290 -Have at it. Go ahead. -No, I'm fine. I'm good. Shit. 813 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,337 Welcome home, sweetie. I made your favorite. 814 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:33,215 Chicken fingers with White Castle burger stuffing. 815 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,844 I won't be taking my dinner here tonight. I got a date. 816 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,638 That's fantastic. 817 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,057 You're gonna change out of your warm-up suit, right? 818 00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:45,435 No. This is what I wear. 819 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,188 -This is what heroes wear. -That's true. 820 00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:51,858 But you may want to, I don't know, mix it up a little? 821 00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:56,363 I'm not taking fashion advice from a guy who wears blue shorts for a living. 822 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:02,911 Your Honor, I have the sext right here on my phone. 823 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:11,503 Well, look at you. 824 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:14,881 -Have a good time tonight, honey. -Stop pressuring me! 825 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:19,094 Hey, Hope. You look great. 826 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:21,596 I'm sorry, I was gonna come inside. 827 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,889 Why? You need to take a leak? 828 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,393 No, no. I was just trying to be a gentleman. 829 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,650 So, I know that your two favorite places to eat 830 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:36,152 are the diner and the food court. 831 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,530 But, you know, since we've been to the diner a lot, 832 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:40,907 I figured that maybe I'd take you to the mall. 833 00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:43,410 It's Sunday. The mall closes at 6:00. 834 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,620 Well, don't you worry about that. 835 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,291 -Why are you being weird? -Sorry if I was weird. 836 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,918 All right, well, just step on it. 837 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,629 I feel my dad watching from the window with stuffing in his mouth. 838 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:03,889 All right. 839 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:06,683 -Okay. Let's go. -Jesus! 840 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:10,645 -What are you doing? -Isn't that what this is about? 841 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:13,607 -You want to fuck a gymnast? -No. 842 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:21,323 Why? 843 00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,742 I'm waiting for marriage. 844 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:28,663 Just how I was raised. That's all. 845 00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:30,916 But here. 846 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,299 Yeah. So, grab one of those. 847 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,851 Weird being in here at night. 848 00:53:50,143 --> 00:53:52,604 Yeah. Any table you like. 849 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,536 A little picnic. 850 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,500 -Knock yourself out, bro. -Thanks. 851 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,626 -Hi, Hope. -Hi, John. 852 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:15,710 Hey, Johnny. 853 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,505 What's that smell? 854 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,510 Is something wrong with the candle? 855 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:26,638 No, it's weird that they'd make a candle out of apples, like... 856 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,181 I thought apple was safe. 857 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,767 I mean, I haven't met a single person that doesn't like apples. 858 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,394 A lot of people don't like apples. 859 00:54:32,894 --> 00:54:35,146 -Sorry... -No, no, no. It's fine. 860 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,068 {\an8}All right. I got a couple beers here. Let me... 861 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:43,530 Want to cheers it? 862 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:45,532 There you go. 863 00:54:51,037 --> 00:54:53,581 Sorry, I should have thought of some entertainment or something. 864 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,709 No, it's... 865 00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,131 Do you want to play Truth or Dare? 866 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:04,175 Yeah, sure. Okay. 867 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:06,052 Truth or dare? 868 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,348 What the heck, I'm feeling crazy tonight. Dare. Dare me. 869 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,520 Steal me a punch card from Steak USA. 870 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:18,815 -Seriously? -Yeah. 871 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:20,984 Yeah. 872 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,155 Kind of have to do it now. That's how it works. 873 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:28,199 Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Dare time. Watch out. 874 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:38,126 -Found 'em! -Punch 'em all out so I get a free steak. 875 00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:39,085 Yeah, sure. 876 00:55:42,547 --> 00:55:43,465 Jesus. 877 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,969 There you go. I'm shaking. 878 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,638 That's like the worst thing you've ever done, right? 879 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:53,224 I mean, yeah. That's bad. I mean, that's theft. 880 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:54,559 Can't do that. 881 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:57,479 Sorry. I should probably not... Chip my tooth. 882 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:01,775 So, my turn then to ask you? 883 00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:04,486 -Well, truth or dare? -Dare. 884 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,363 I dare you to answer the truth. 885 00:56:09,657 --> 00:56:10,909 -Fine. -Okay. 886 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,954 What's the deal with you and Coach P? 887 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:19,125 'Cause I know before, you guys were real tight. 888 00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:24,589 -We were. Till she screwed me. -How's that? 889 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:30,720 After my injury, I wanted to compete in the next Games. 890 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,933 The doctor said I needed a few more months to recover, 891 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,143 but I didn't want to get rusty. 892 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,855 So, my dad went and begged Coach P to let me come back. 893 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:43,316 -And was she okay with that? -No. 894 00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:46,402 But it wasn't her fucking future on the line, 895 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,320 it was mine. 896 00:56:47,403 --> 00:56:48,863 Right, yeah, I get that. 897 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:52,117 Couple weeks later, I'm doing a dismount off the bars. 898 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:54,494 Hit the floor again. 899 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:59,707 The doctors say six months more rehab, but they're wrong. It's 12. 900 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,627 -Geez, that's terrible. -Is this lettuce? 901 00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:05,088 You don't like lettuce? 902 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:08,716 I mean, I'm surprised they don't have a candle made out of that. 903 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:11,052 Lettuce candle? 904 00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:15,473 Hope Greggory. 905 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:20,478 Anyway, when I came back, 906 00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,023 Coach P pulls me aside and says I should leave on a high note. 907 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:28,862 That I'd become a woman during my break, and gymnastics was a little girl's game. 908 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,239 I mean, what'd you say? 909 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:33,158 I told her to fuck off and I left. 910 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,286 Did you talk to her after that, or... 911 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,124 I've answered, like, 900 truths. 912 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,417 Sorry. 913 00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:45,587 -And it's not okay. -I've been a real gumshoe over here. 914 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:46,546 Yeah. 915 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,424 And where were you the night of the... Yeah. 916 00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:50,675 -What? -Sorry. 917 00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:53,344 It's like I was pretending to be a detective or something. 918 00:57:58,266 --> 00:57:59,142 That's... 919 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:02,604 This music was supposed to come on when the candles were... 920 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:04,397 It's fine now. Thanks, John! 921 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:06,691 Actually, 922 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:10,695 I was hoping maybe 923 00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:15,450 you would want to have a dance with me, Hope Ann. 924 00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:18,328 You're not waiting for marriage? 925 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,371 Nope. Not for dancing. 926 00:58:21,414 --> 00:58:22,457 In fact, I will lead. 927 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,419 -All right. One more bite. -Okay. 928 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:42,894 Truth or dare? 929 00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:45,939 Truth. I've had enough dares for tonight. 930 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:50,443 Have you ever tried to stop twitching? No offense, just curious. 931 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,111 It's a lot better than what it was. 932 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:55,281 But, I mean, nothing's ever worked completely. 933 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,159 It's kind of why I never moved forward with gymnastics. 934 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:01,454 A few seconds of twitching can really mess you up on the rings. 935 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:07,335 Gymnasts, you somehow master every single muscle in your body. 936 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,505 Probably why I like being around it so much. 937 00:59:11,172 --> 00:59:15,218 Kind of makes me feel that that physical control is possible somehow. 938 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:21,391 I think it'd be pretty cool if I could inspire other kids to feel like that, too. 939 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,434 That's kind of why I want to keep the gym going. 940 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,144 It's sorta my dream. 941 00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:29,691 I'm just hoping that Maggie can breathe new life into it 942 00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:31,776 the same way you did when you were training there. 943 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:33,570 Cool. 944 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,449 Anyway, we should be dancing like this. 945 00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:50,420 Giving you a semi? 946 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,106 So, 947 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,026 we leave for the Games in a few days. 948 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,324 Keeping Maggie presentation ready. 949 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,826 ELEYNA PAVLECK "COACH P" 950 01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:23,911 She's sucking less than she did. 951 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:30,877 Wish us luck, okay? 952 01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:36,883 One for my homey. 953 01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:41,179 Don't worry, it's diet. 954 01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:44,140 No, it's not. I'm not gonna lie to a ghost. 955 01:00:44,223 --> 01:00:45,099 Definitely not diet. 956 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:47,518 Shit's disgusting. 957 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,234 All right, you got this. 958 01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:58,613 Let's call it a night. Go on, go catch some fireworks. 959 01:00:58,696 --> 01:01:00,657 Don't stay out too late, we have an early flight. 960 01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:02,116 Can I do it one more time? 961 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,452 Just stand here and I'm gonna do it one more time, okay? 962 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:05,453 Make it quick. 963 01:01:12,293 --> 01:01:14,796 Turn the fucking lights back on! I'm not gonna French you! 964 01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:18,216 -Maggie! -One sec! 965 01:01:19,133 --> 01:01:21,010 -Surprise! -Surprise! 966 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:22,303 Happy birthday! 967 01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:24,847 Gotcha! 968 01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:26,641 We got you! 969 01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:30,895 Okay, now, remember, Hope, before I ever let you have a piece of birthday cake, 970 01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:33,981 I always gave you a Fourth of July quiz. 971 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:34,941 Yeah. 972 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:36,901 Okay, I'll give you an easy one. 973 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:41,197 Who did our forefathers declare their independence from? 974 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,782 Their pussy dads. 975 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,618 Good one. 976 01:01:46,452 --> 01:01:50,581 Well, we're so grateful for you, Hope. I mean, you've been an angel. 977 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:52,917 -That's what I keep telling her. -Don't be a poser. 978 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,130 Well, pretty soon, you two are gonna be posing for the opening ceremony! 979 01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:58,673 -Pretty exciting! -Yeah. 980 01:01:58,756 --> 01:02:01,426 And it kills me that I'm not gonna be there, you know. 981 01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:03,010 But I talked to my boss, 982 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:05,012 and I'm gonna be in time for the Individuals. 983 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:06,055 Well, that's terrific! 984 01:02:06,472 --> 01:02:08,141 -That's all I care about. -All right. 985 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:09,225 That's great. 986 01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:16,899 -Truth or truth? -Truth. 987 01:02:19,485 --> 01:02:20,361 You like me? 988 01:02:23,197 --> 01:02:26,075 I do. Very much. 989 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:34,000 -Okay. My turn. Truth or truth? -Truth. 990 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:37,003 But you can't ask me the same question. Them the rules, Twitchy. 991 01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:40,965 Did you always know that you were gonna be such a good coach? 992 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:43,176 I'm not a coach, I'm an athlete. Dumb question. 993 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,302 -Ask me another. -Sorry. 994 01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:50,224 Is it true that... 995 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:55,021 ...that you tape down your breasts? 996 01:02:58,232 --> 01:02:59,108 Who told you that? 997 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,360 -Matt from Sneaker Galaxy? -No, no. 998 01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:02,737 -Carl from the bar? -No. 999 01:03:03,070 --> 01:03:04,280 -Gas station Dan? -No. 1000 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:05,531 -The Roto-Rooter guy? -No. 1001 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:08,493 -Stacy from Quiznos? -Jesus, no, God, stop. 1002 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,830 That's a list. No. 1003 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:18,419 I just... I brought it up 'cause I just wanted to tell you that... 1004 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:22,673 I think that you're super beautiful the way you are. 1005 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,759 And you don't need to do that. 1006 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,929 You should be proud about yourself. 1007 01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:41,442 You look like a windswept phoenix. 1008 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,155 Okay. You ready for a dare? 1009 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:48,616 Sure. 1010 01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:50,159 All right, close your eyes. 1011 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:54,539 -Close 'em. Don't be scared. -All right. 1012 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,415 Okay. 1013 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:02,421 Okay. 1014 01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:07,009 -You can't do that. -I did. 1015 01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:30,199 {\an8}TORONTO XVI 1016 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,413 Welcome to the big time. 1017 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,124 Take a look around you. Chinese, 1018 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:41,502 Japanese, Russian Soviets, Romaniacs. 1019 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:45,506 -What do they all have in common? -They all support gymnasts! 1020 01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:49,302 No. We've waged wars against all of them. 1021 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:52,430 -We have? -And who's won all those wars? 1022 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,515 Well, I guess it would depend on the war. 1023 01:04:55,516 --> 01:04:58,895 USA. USA. 1024 01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:00,855 -Chant that! USA! -USA! 1025 01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:04,233 USA! USA! 1026 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,612 -USA! USA! -USA! USA! 1027 01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:48,504 Painting the picture, I'm sensing there's a podium in the future 1028 01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:50,006 for Mighty Maggie, Olga. 1029 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:54,844 {\an8}What is truly remarkable is all that she's had to overcome 1030 01:06:54,927 --> 01:07:00,182 {\an8}following the tragic loss of her longtime coach, Eleyna Pavleck. 1031 01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,518 I think Coach P would be super proud of you. 1032 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:04,562 We make a good team, co-pilot. 1033 01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,231 -Did I just get promoted? -Don't get cocky. 1034 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,362 You gotta a little... 1035 01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:20,327 Sorry, I didn't ask permission. I know how you hate that mushy stuff. 1036 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:22,496 It's not that. 1037 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,252 I still don't get why the Commie killed herself. 1038 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,088 Sometimes I think, if... 1039 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:36,510 ...if I'd just done things differently, maybe she'd still be alive. 1040 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:39,430 No, come on, Hope, it's got nothing to do with you. 1041 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:40,848 Then why? 1042 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:44,685 Honestly, I think it was 'cause of her drinking. 1043 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:49,523 I mean, she'd really throw 'em back there. That, and she was flat broke. 1044 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:53,652 I mean, her house was being foreclosed on. I mean, she was in a ton of debt. 1045 01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:57,531 Didn't she co-own the gym with your dad? Where'd that money go? 1046 01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:00,201 I didn't want to distract you with this, 1047 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:03,621 -but the gym's pretty much going under. -What? 1048 01:08:03,954 --> 01:08:06,457 So, Coach P had no money, like, stashed somewhere? 1049 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:08,250 Like, $500,000, maybe? 1050 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,379 -Hope, that's like half a million dollars. -I know. 1051 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:16,634 Well, my dad said that she was actually in debt to the government. 1052 01:08:17,384 --> 01:08:18,302 She had nothing. 1053 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:23,349 Bradley, I'd let you swim in the pool, 1054 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,726 but I think the chlorine content's too high. 1055 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,481 Hi, honey. We were just going for a swim. 1056 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:31,941 What the fuck is going on? 1057 01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:33,984 You need to call that will trustee guy now! 1058 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,028 Ben just said that Coach P was flat broke! 1059 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:38,531 He's wrong, right? She must have had some money 1060 01:08:38,614 --> 01:08:40,950 in, like, some offshore Florida accounts, or some shit! 1061 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,245 Well, honey, it's after 5:00. I doubt he's there now. 1062 01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:45,830 Call him anyway! 1063 01:08:47,665 --> 01:08:48,499 What's his name? 1064 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,628 What's his name? 1065 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:55,214 Hope, 1066 01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:58,634 there's something I need to talk to you about. 1067 01:08:58,717 --> 01:08:59,593 Can you sit down? 1068 01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,304 I don't want to sit down. What? 1069 01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:15,693 There is no money, Hope. 1070 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,363 What the fuck are you talking about? 1071 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,701 I wrote the suicide note. 1072 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:27,872 You killed Coach P? 1073 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,250 No. 1074 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:35,588 No, I wrote the letter after I heard that Coach P had killed herself. 1075 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:42,887 You are a sick fucking man. 1076 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:45,055 I just didn't know what else to do with you! 1077 01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:48,809 It was my one shot to get you to do something with your life. 1078 01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:50,728 For you to be happy again, 1079 01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:54,607 and for me to get my sweet little girl back. 1080 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,609 Do something with my life? 1081 01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:59,445 How about I'm a national fucking hero! 1082 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:00,821 Yes. You were. 1083 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:04,909 I am! You are nothing! 1084 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,702 You are a bitch! 1085 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:09,538 Now shut your mouth before I shut it for you! 1086 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,093 Hope. 1087 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:28,557 You got injured. 1088 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:35,689 You had a dream to get back out there that your body couldn't handle. 1089 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:41,737 It was brutal to have your time cut short, and it broke you. 1090 01:10:42,863 --> 01:10:43,948 And it broke my heart. 1091 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:51,497 But someone had to tear down those walls that you put up before it was too late. 1092 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:03,467 I'd say I was sorry, but I'm not. 1093 01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:09,056 'Cause for the first time in years, I've seen glimpses of the old Hope, 1094 01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:10,182 and she's wonderful. 1095 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:12,518 You're so good at coaching. 1096 01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:16,814 I think you even like it. 1097 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:20,276 I was doing it for the money. 1098 01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,904 I don't believe that's still true. 1099 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:25,656 Let me get this straight. 1100 01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:30,786 I take months out of my life, 1101 01:11:32,871 --> 01:11:34,957 teach this wannabe everything I know, 1102 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:39,086 so that everyone in Amherst can forget about me. 1103 01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:43,048 For nothing. 1104 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:47,594 Great job, Dad. 1105 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:53,559 You really made my life so much better. 1106 01:12:11,201 --> 01:12:13,704 Let's go down on the floor right now with Awesome Dawes-on. 1107 01:12:13,787 --> 01:12:15,247 -Want another? -What can we expect in 1108 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:16,915 the Women's Finals tomorrow, Dominique? 1109 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,126 {\an8}Well, both Christa Carpenter and Mighty Maggie 1110 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:21,962 {\an8}have a legitimate shot at winning an individual gold medal. 1111 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:25,049 It could come down to their final event, which is the floor exercise. 1112 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:30,304 Your girl is doing good. 1113 01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:34,433 Your little demon is, too. 1114 01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:37,728 Hey, if Maggie medals, who knows? 1115 01:12:37,811 --> 01:12:39,980 You might have a future on the US Team coaching staff. 1116 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,401 Great. 1117 01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:48,072 I see you got your dream killers on display tonight. 1118 01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:51,367 You look good. 1119 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:56,830 You got nice cans. 1120 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:04,171 White Russian? Really? 1121 01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:06,256 Two tequilas. 1122 01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:18,435 I don't know why you make me so uncomfortable, Lance. 1123 01:13:49,299 --> 01:13:50,259 Gimme that gold. 1124 01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:14,575 Pommel horse gold. 1125 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,498 -Is that all you got, Tucker? -I got so much for you, baby. 1126 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,467 Don't sway your back. That's better. 1127 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:14,968 Hey there, Maggie. 1128 01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:16,678 Hey, Ben. 1129 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,681 -I got you some tape in case you need it. -Thank you. 1130 01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:22,851 -All right. Good luck out there. -Thanks. 1131 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:23,936 Hey. 1132 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,980 I thought I was the one that showed up everywhere late. 1133 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:31,693 Yeah, well, I didn't get too much sleep last night. 1134 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:33,070 Why? 1135 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:35,948 Afraid the cops are after you for stealing that punch card? 1136 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:39,826 No. I... 1137 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:44,248 I swung by your room last night. I saw that you had company. 1138 01:15:52,589 --> 01:15:54,550 That's weird. You sure you had the right room? 1139 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:56,718 -'Cause I was in there... -Drop the act, Hope. 1140 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:00,973 I saw you there. 1141 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:06,812 Look, I'll stick around for Maggie, but we're done. 1142 01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:09,439 Twitchy, I... 1143 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:15,070 Oh, man, you look as tired as I feel. 1144 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,990 -Boned ol' Greggory last night. -Stay the fuck away from him, Lance. 1145 01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:19,366 Shit. 1146 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,453 I'm sorry. I didn't know you two were a thing. 1147 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,999 -We're not. -Good. 1148 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:30,002 Because she was a bad lay in '04 as she was last night. 1149 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:32,254 You're pathetic, Lance. 1150 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:36,550 You're a fucking joke. Yeah. 1151 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:39,636 I hope he was worth it. 1152 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:42,764 Fuck. 1153 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:45,517 Why do you try to ruin everything that's good in my life? 1154 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,061 Really, Lance, what the hell did I ever do to you? 1155 01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,815 All of America talking about your fucking bronze. 1156 01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:53,900 Third place. 1157 01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:55,944 I won gold and silver. 1158 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,113 And everyone's got a hard-on for Hope's miracle. 1159 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,033 Well, because of you, I'm never gonna get that moment back. 1160 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:03,118 And I will damn well make sure you don't either. 1161 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,829 I had no control over what people talked about. 1162 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:07,539 Take that up with the god of gymnastics. 1163 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:09,166 I am the fucking god of gymnastics! 1164 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:14,087 You're talking to fucking Zeus. I made my own destiny. 1165 01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:16,006 And not on milking some pity vote 1166 01:17:16,089 --> 01:17:18,383 for fame and glory over one lucky accident. 1167 01:17:18,508 --> 01:17:20,427 But by consistency of excellence. 1168 01:17:22,095 --> 01:17:23,722 You think you're gonna show me up again? 1169 01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:25,766 Hell fucking no. 1170 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:27,392 And pretty soon, 1171 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,145 that beat-up nostalgia train you've been riding since 2004 1172 01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:32,230 is gonna come to a pathetic and useless halt. 1173 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,192 Can't fucking wait. 1174 01:17:43,116 --> 01:17:44,743 I want you to know I talked to your mom. 1175 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,704 I'm watching out for you. Okay. 1176 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:53,085 Looking hot, Maggie. I like that stretch. Don't forget that other leg. 1177 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:56,254 Coach, Maggie's heading into her final signature event. 1178 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:57,172 ON THE FLOOR WITH DOMINQUE MOCEANU 1179 01:17:57,255 --> 01:17:58,548 {\an8}And although it's a tight race, 1180 01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:01,593 {\an8}it appears as if a spot on the podium is Maggie's to lose. 1181 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:03,804 {\an8}Yep. 1182 01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:06,473 {\an8}Well, it was 12 years ago when you yourself were here. 1183 01:18:06,556 --> 01:18:08,767 {\an8}Both of you from the same small town, 1184 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:13,397 {\an8}it looks as if Amherst, Ohio, will have a new hometown hero. 1185 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,482 {\an8}How do you feel about sharing that legacy? 1186 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:19,653 {\an8}Coach? 1187 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:23,615 {\an8}We share a few things, right, Dominique? Right? 1188 01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:26,618 {\an8}Like that Brazilian javelin thrower? 1189 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:30,914 {\an8}He knew how to throw a javelin. You were an animal that night. 1190 01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:43,218 -Hi. -Yeah, hi, Hope. 1191 01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:44,720 I'm up at the top in a box. 1192 01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:47,013 I think I saw Maggie looking for me earlier. 1193 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,098 Can you just... 1194 01:18:48,181 --> 01:18:53,520 Can you tell her that I'm here, I'm cheering and I am so, so proud of her? 1195 01:18:54,354 --> 01:18:55,188 Yep. 1196 01:18:57,607 --> 01:19:00,652 Maggie, your mom just called. She said she's here and she loves you. 1197 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:02,237 What? 1198 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,780 Maggie! Maggie! 1199 01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:06,324 -Maggie! Maggie! Maggie! -Hope? 1200 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:07,868 Hope, what did you say about my mom? 1201 01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:22,215 Hope, what about my mom? 1202 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:27,053 Your mom isn't here. Her plane crashed. 1203 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:28,722 Wait, what? 1204 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:31,808 She's with Coach P, taking the ol' dirt nap. 1205 01:19:31,892 --> 01:19:34,561 -What? -Welcome to the motherless daughter club. 1206 01:19:35,061 --> 01:19:35,896 No. 1207 01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:37,773 Maggie Townsend. 1208 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,276 The gold medal is at stake now, with China's Han Li Chung 1209 01:19:41,401 --> 01:19:43,028 currently clinging to first place, 1210 01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,655 and Christa Carpenter of the United States narrowing second. 1211 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,783 -No, please! -You have the rest of your life to cry. 1212 01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:49,576 No, I don't! Don't make me do it! Please! 1213 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:54,748 {\an8}I'm looking forward to see what she brings to the stage right now, Nina. 1214 01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:55,999 {\an8}As am I, Heath. 1215 01:19:56,082 --> 01:19:59,419 {\an8}Maggie always brings such an incredible mix of grace and athleticism. 1216 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,921 She is just joy to watch and... 1217 01:20:01,254 --> 01:20:04,174 That's gonna be at least a three-tenths point deduction. 1218 01:20:04,257 --> 01:20:06,802 You know, I talked to Coach Greggory earlier today 1219 01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:11,556 and she said that Maggie has a tendency to be a whiny vagina. 1220 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,682 Hope, what about my mom? 1221 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:22,192 Your mom's here. 1222 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,364 There's my baby! Hi, Maggie! 1223 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,908 Look it! She's mine! She's my daughter! 1224 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:34,830 I'm not gonna be a janitor anymore! Maggie! 1225 01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:37,123 -She said she loves you. -Now on the floor, 1226 01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:39,918 from the United States, Maggie Townsend. 1227 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:41,086 All right. 1228 01:20:42,045 --> 01:20:45,173 Spring from your toes, and trust you're gonna have enough momentum. 1229 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,220 Stop annoying me and go for it. 1230 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:36,826 Bring home the gold MAGGIE! 1231 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,411 USA all the way 1232 01:22:58,765 --> 01:22:59,808 Oh, my God. 1233 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:07,816 USA, USA, USA! 1234 01:23:12,278 --> 01:23:13,113 Maggie! 1235 01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:19,035 USA, USA, USA! 1236 01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:31,423 Maggie! Maggie! 1237 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:59,075 Welcome to Amherst Ohio "Sandstone capital of the world" 1238 01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,245 Home of MAGGIE TOWNSEND Amhert's Gold Medalist 1239 01:24:02,328 --> 01:24:04,956 and HOPE ANN GREGGORY Bronze Medalist, 2004 1240 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,876 GOLD!! WELCOME HOME MIGHTY MAGGIE 1241 01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:09,961 -Hey, Doris. -Hey, Hope. 1242 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,047 I saw you coming across the street. 1243 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:12,964 There you go. 1244 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:18,094 So, when's Miss Maggie coming back exactly? 1245 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,513 She's still in Toronto doing press. 1246 01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:23,266 I heard the mayor's office is getting the parade together, 1247 01:24:23,349 --> 01:24:24,309 which'll be a hoot. 1248 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:28,146 Look. It's Mighty Maggie. 1249 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:32,233 This is a dream, really. 1250 01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:35,278 And, you know, I was taught that this is a team effort 1251 01:24:35,361 --> 01:24:37,072 and to always credit my coach first. 1252 01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:41,159 So, this gold medal, I owe it to you, Hope Greggory. 1253 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:42,786 Thank you. 1254 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,538 With that being said, 1255 01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:49,167 I have a responsibility to myself to take advantage of every opportunity 1256 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,045 that being a global brand offers while training for my next victory. 1257 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:55,006 I need someone in my corner that sees the big picture, 1258 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,341 that has a vision for me. 1259 01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:59,552 Not just with my athletic talents, but for my entire career. 1260 01:25:00,386 --> 01:25:03,598 After many long discussions with my mom following my victory, 1261 01:25:03,681 --> 01:25:06,976 I have learned that it takes a gold medalist to understand one. 1262 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:11,481 {\an8}That's why my mom and I will be moving to Los Angeles, California, 1263 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:13,900 {\an8}and I will start training with my brand-new coach 1264 01:25:13,983 --> 01:25:16,611 {\an8}and fellow gold medalist, Lance Tucker. 1265 01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,658 {\an8}That fucking bitch. 1266 01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:25,245 {\an8}Thank you. Thank you. 1267 01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:32,669 MIGHT MAGGIE TOWNSEND 1268 01:25:32,752 --> 01:25:34,003 AMHERST LOVES MIGHTY MAGGIE 1269 01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,639 -Hey. -Hey. 1270 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,352 You hear about that ungrateful little bitch? 1271 01:25:50,061 --> 01:25:53,982 If you're referring to Maggie, yeah. I heard she won't be coming back. 1272 01:25:54,774 --> 01:25:56,151 She didn't even say it to my face. 1273 01:25:59,028 --> 01:26:00,363 -Yeah. -I didn't see that coming. 1274 01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:04,826 Yeah, I don't think we did. 1275 01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:08,872 Fuck her, right? Who needs her? 1276 01:26:11,374 --> 01:26:12,250 The gym did. 1277 01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:16,087 She was our last hope to keep this place going. 1278 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:18,173 Bank's taking it on Monday, so... 1279 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,885 I guess that'll give us some more time to hang out. 1280 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:24,304 Really, Hope? 1281 01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:27,098 Grow up. 1282 01:26:29,225 --> 01:26:30,059 Just grow up. 1283 01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:41,946 I am soaring right now. 1284 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:50,288 Hey, isn't that other gymnast girl supposed to be signing pictures today? 1285 01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:52,790 -Why are you talking so much? -Yep. 1286 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:56,044 Sorry, everybody, Mighty Maggie is a no-show! 1287 01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:59,047 -I'm very sorry. -I came all the way from Akron! 1288 01:27:00,256 --> 01:27:02,842 I'm sorry, I'm very sorry! It's a no-show! 1289 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,177 She will not be here today! 1290 01:27:05,261 --> 01:27:07,889 Breaks my heart, too! It really does. 1291 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:09,557 Thank you very much. 1292 01:27:19,984 --> 01:27:20,860 What are you doing? 1293 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:26,991 -Check, check. -Who's that? 1294 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:33,373 Maggie Townsend. 1295 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:36,251 Maggie Townsend, folks. 1296 01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:41,172 The butterfly has left the nest. 1297 01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:48,888 I'm not gonna stand up here 1298 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,517 and pretend it doesn't hurt like fucking hell. 1299 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:57,814 Sometimes we hurt people when we're balls deep in our own bullshit. 1300 01:28:01,901 --> 01:28:05,863 Sometimes it feels like we can't get out of that. 1301 01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:10,326 But it doesn't mean it's game over. 1302 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:13,538 Throughout history, 1303 01:28:13,871 --> 01:28:17,500 those who are truly great, have stepped up. 1304 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:20,253 Just like all of you. 1305 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:23,923 You give me a smile or a wave. 1306 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:27,677 Or sometimes you break the celebrity boundary and come up to me, 1307 01:28:28,177 --> 01:28:31,514 tell me about where you were on the day I made this country proud. 1308 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,103 There is a reason I call this town my home. 1309 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:43,276 'Cause you fuckers remind me of who I am. 1310 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,614 And who I can be. 1311 01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:54,954 I am 1312 01:28:57,498 --> 01:28:59,042 COACH HOPE 1313 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:00,084 Coach Hope. 1314 01:29:09,969 --> 01:29:10,803 Hi, sweetie. 1315 01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:15,516 -I heard about Maggie. I'm so sorry. -Yep. 1316 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:20,355 Listen, I have a few things I need to attend to tomorrow morning. 1317 01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:22,857 Can I count on you to make me Bisquick? 1318 01:29:23,649 --> 01:29:26,402 Or will you write me a letter from my dead coach saying it'll happen, 1319 01:29:26,486 --> 01:29:27,820 and then it'll all be a lie? 1320 01:29:28,654 --> 01:29:30,448 I should have never betrayed your trust. 1321 01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,494 -And I never will again. -Yep. 1322 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:40,958 -You want me to wake you? -Nope. Got it. 1323 01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:49,217 Thank you, Dad. 1324 01:29:59,185 --> 01:30:01,354 BRONZED 1325 01:30:02,188 --> 01:30:03,481 All right, I'll be right back. 1326 01:30:15,618 --> 01:30:17,912 -Hello? -Twitchy, so glad you picked up. 1327 01:30:17,995 --> 01:30:20,248 -What? -Meet me at the gym in 20 minutes. 1328 01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:22,708 -There is no more gym. -No, I know. 1329 01:30:23,334 --> 01:30:26,462 Just meet me there and I promise I'll never ask you for anything again. 1330 01:30:27,296 --> 01:30:28,172 Please, Twitchy. 1331 01:30:28,714 --> 01:30:30,967 It's an emergency. Thank you. 1332 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:35,638 UNIFORMS MANDATORY ONE SIZE FITS ALL $50 1333 01:30:35,721 --> 01:30:38,558 All right, uniforms are mandatory, people. They are $50 each. 1334 01:30:38,641 --> 01:30:40,601 $100 with an autograph. 1335 01:30:40,893 --> 01:30:43,813 No refunds, no exchanges, and I don't have change, 1336 01:30:43,896 --> 01:30:46,232 so whatever extra you give me, I will keep as a donation. 1337 01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:54,157 Hang tight. It's just gonna be a few more minutes 1338 01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:55,950 and then we'll get inside and I'll show... 1339 01:30:57,994 --> 01:30:59,287 -Hi. -Hey. 1340 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,205 Great. After you. 1341 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:04,959 -About time. You're 20 minutes late. -Yeah. 1342 01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:07,503 That's for you. All of it. 1343 01:31:09,046 --> 01:31:10,464 -Jesus. -Come on. 1344 01:31:13,092 --> 01:31:14,343 I need you to unlock the doors. 1345 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:16,721 Okay, what's going on? 1346 01:31:18,222 --> 01:31:20,224 What's going on is you're being very unprofessional 1347 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:22,518 by not unlocking the doors for all these nice people 1348 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,061 who are here for gymnastics lessons. 1349 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,898 Hope, I don't know what's happening. 1350 01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:30,860 All right. I've prepared a statement. Just wait right there. 1351 01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:38,367 "Yesterday at the mall, I instructed all these people to come here today. 1352 01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:40,036 "Point to all the people." Yeah... 1353 01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:45,124 -These are the people that have come. -I understand. 1354 01:31:49,212 --> 01:31:52,381 "So, this is where we met, at this gym years ago." 1355 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:55,426 "Keeping it alive is my gift to you." 1356 01:31:56,260 --> 01:31:57,637 "And it won't suck for me either." 1357 01:31:58,387 --> 01:32:02,433 "I would like to say to you now that I am so sorry, co-pilot." 1358 01:32:04,518 --> 01:32:06,354 "When you win a medal the way that I did," 1359 01:32:06,812 --> 01:32:10,066 "you start to believe that nothing will be better than that feeling." 1360 01:32:10,733 --> 01:32:15,321 "But each moment I've had with you, it tops that, each and every time." 1361 01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:18,866 It's true. 1362 01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:22,620 "Hurting you was the most dumbass thing that I've ever done." 1363 01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:24,664 "Will you please forgive me?" 1364 01:32:24,956 --> 01:32:27,291 "A-plus on spelling. Good luck, Hope. Love, Dad." 1365 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:29,502 Fuck. That... That last sentence wasn't for you. 1366 01:32:29,585 --> 01:32:31,629 My dad spellchecked, but I wrote it all myself. 1367 01:32:31,712 --> 01:32:34,674 You can see that's in my handwriting, and that's in my dad's handwriting-- 1368 01:32:34,757 --> 01:32:36,300 -I believe you. -Okay. 1369 01:32:38,010 --> 01:32:40,096 -You could have that. -Thank you. 1370 01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:44,225 Truth. 1371 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:48,271 I am really, really sorry. 1372 01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,108 And I really, really like you. 1373 01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:02,410 Well, yeah. I mean, it really, really sucked. 1374 01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:06,038 You really, really hurt me. 1375 01:33:10,209 --> 01:33:12,461 But also, truth. 1376 01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:16,799 I've always really, really liked you. 1377 01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:23,306 And I really, really forgive you. 1378 01:33:26,767 --> 01:33:27,601 Good call, Ben. 1379 01:33:28,311 --> 01:33:30,521 That's the first time you called me "Ben." 1380 01:33:33,524 --> 01:33:35,276 Actually, I prefer "Twitchy." 1381 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,070 That was a fake one. 1382 01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:39,488 That was real. 1383 01:33:50,207 --> 01:33:54,003 -Nope. -Please. Just a little. Why not? 1384 01:34:00,926 --> 01:34:05,806 {\an8}Maggie Townsend was unable to compete for another gold. 1385 01:34:06,557 --> 01:34:10,519 {\an8}She got knocked up with Lance Tucker's baby. 1386 01:34:13,230 --> 01:34:16,817 {\an8}Stan is enjoying his little girl back. 1387 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:17,735 {\an8}#1 DAD 1388 01:34:17,818 --> 01:34:21,864 {\an8}Bradley still doesn't know he exists. 1389 01:34:26,577 --> 01:34:28,829 {\an8}Hope and Ben went on to coach hundreds of children 1390 01:34:28,913 --> 01:34:31,374 {\an8}at the "Pavleck/Greggory Gymnastics Center." 1391 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:35,961 {\an8}To date, none of them have made it to the Games 1392 01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:40,132 {\an8}or even a National Championship. 1393 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:46,806 Thankfully, Amherst still has Hope's Bronze to be proud of. 1394 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:54,688 {\an8}Welcome to Amherst Ohio "Sandstone capital of the world" 1395 01:34:54,772 --> 01:34:57,149 {\an8}Home of HOPE ANN GREGGORY Bronze Medalist, 2004 1396 01:35:01,153 --> 01:35:03,447 First name, Hope Middle name, Annabelle 1397 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,825 Third name, Greggory Last name, Bring 'em Hell 1398 01:35:06,367 --> 01:35:08,452 Hope! Hope! 1399 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:11,956 Hopey! 1400 01:35:12,957 --> 01:35:14,792 Dad, get out of my room, I'm rapping. 1401 01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:17,378 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1402 01:35:17,461 --> 01:35:19,839 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1403 01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:22,174 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1404 01:35:22,258 --> 01:35:24,552 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1405 01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:26,971 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1406 01:35:27,304 --> 01:35:29,223 'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you 1407 01:35:29,598 --> 01:35:31,976 Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1408 01:35:32,309 --> 01:35:33,894 We don't wanna fuck with you 1409 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,312 White Russian, really? 1410 01:35:35,396 --> 01:35:36,522 ...back bitch 1411 01:35:37,064 --> 01:35:39,066 City of Ohio, State of Amherst 1412 01:35:39,442 --> 01:35:41,402 When I was just a baby, lost my mother to a hearse 1413 01:35:41,485 --> 01:35:42,319 Excuse me? 1414 01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:43,946 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1415 01:35:44,029 --> 01:35:46,407 If I said it then, I said it, I ain't taking it back 1416 01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:48,742 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1417 01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:51,454 Gotta lock it from your key that I stole from your crack 1418 01:35:51,537 --> 01:35:53,539 Dad's name is Stan, Post General wussy 1419 01:35:53,914 --> 01:35:56,167 His fish's name is Bradley and that fish is a pussy 1420 01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:58,461 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1421 01:35:58,669 --> 01:36:00,754 I be snorting...while you be smoking crack 1422 01:36:00,838 --> 01:36:02,882 No one can stop her, 'cause she's a winner 1423 01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:05,217 -Yeah, I am -Blonde hair, don't care, go-getter 1424 01:36:05,342 --> 01:36:07,761 Finger in the fist Fuck her in the pussy 1425 01:36:08,012 --> 01:36:09,889 Have her whistle like Ricky, I love Lucy 1426 01:36:09,972 --> 01:36:11,474 -Who's that? -She like this one dude 1427 01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,808 And he's geeky 1428 01:36:12,892 --> 01:36:14,768 When he nervous, he starts twitching, call him Twitchy 1429 01:36:14,852 --> 01:36:16,020 Deformity problem 1430 01:36:16,103 --> 01:36:17,229 Finna soda...fuck you 1431 01:36:17,313 --> 01:36:18,731 Fuck you, yo, blow the pussy 1432 01:36:18,814 --> 01:36:19,690 And your...too 1433 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,359 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1434 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:24,695 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1435 01:36:24,778 --> 01:36:26,947 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1436 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:29,283 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1437 01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:31,368 -Fuck that -We don't wanna fuck with you 1438 01:36:31,452 --> 01:36:32,286 No, you don't 1439 01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:34,205 Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1440 01:36:34,705 --> 01:36:36,707 -We don't wanna fuck with you -No, you don't 1441 01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,792 Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1442 01:36:39,210 --> 01:36:41,545 On the high bar now, Perfect 10, perfect... 1443 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:43,881 Doing Twitchy till he's sticky, then I do it again 1444 01:36:44,298 --> 01:36:46,300 Fuck what you've heard Believe what you see 1445 01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:48,677 Rocked the bronze so hard, you think I'm Avril Lavigne 1446 01:36:48,761 --> 01:36:50,971 I'm a boss-ass bitch Check the resume, son 1447 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:53,516 I brought that bronze home, homie What the fuck have you done? 1448 01:36:54,767 --> 01:36:57,186 I'll wait. Waiting. 1449 01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,563 Hope, your grilled cheese is ready! 1450 01:37:00,731 --> 01:37:03,067 If your dad wakes you up Let me give you advice 1451 01:37:03,150 --> 01:37:05,611 Knock that meal-bitch down So he doesn't ring twice 1452 01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:07,947 Hope Annabelle, let's de-escalate, shall we? 1453 01:37:08,030 --> 01:37:10,282 Need a tight, hot mama with a brand new bag 1454 01:37:10,366 --> 01:37:12,952 Hardly ever get my flow, so I'm not on the rag 1455 01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:15,204 F-U-C-K-Y-O-U 1456 01:37:15,287 --> 01:37:16,497 I'm a boss-bitch 1457 01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:17,581 Thought you knew 1458 01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:19,750 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1459 01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:22,002 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1460 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:24,630 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1461 01:37:24,713 --> 01:37:27,174 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1462 01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:29,677 -'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you -No 1463 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,929 Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1464 01:37:32,263 --> 01:37:34,640 -We don't wanna fuck with you -You got Fanta? 1465 01:37:37,059 --> 01:37:38,727 -Yeah -All up on my change 1466 01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:41,063 Everybody in the mall know my name 1467 01:37:41,146 --> 01:37:42,314 -It's Hope Ann -Give me what I want 1468 01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:44,525 I'll fuck you in the pussy And the boots... 1469 01:37:44,608 --> 01:37:46,277 -Awesome boss bitch music -Mission accomplished 1470 01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:48,153 ...give a fuck how you feel 1471 01:37:48,237 --> 01:37:50,656 If it ain't about me, then you get no chill 1472 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:53,200 Try to take my place... 1473 01:37:53,284 --> 01:37:55,661 You can never be me, 'cause I'm a real one 1474 01:37:55,744 --> 01:37:57,997 Second to none I'm always number one 1475 01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,207 Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done 1476 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:01,292 And she's fucking awesome 1477 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:02,793 Second to none I'm always number one 1478 01:38:02,876 --> 01:38:04,962 Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done 1479 01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:09,967 I'm a fucking role model. That's a shit ton of pressure. 1480 01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:11,176 That's bullshit. 1481 01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:13,637 My whole life is lived on a microscope. 1482 01:38:14,096 --> 01:38:15,097 You got nice cans. 1483 01:38:15,514 --> 01:38:16,390 Suck it! 1484 01:38:17,266 --> 01:38:19,059 I'm Hope Ann Greggory, motherfuckers 1485 01:38:19,351 --> 01:38:20,644 You don't wanna fuck with that. 1486 01:38:22,771 --> 01:38:24,189 It's Hope Ann Greggory, y'all. 1487 01:38:26,358 --> 01:38:28,277 You try doing that with a torn Achilles. 1488 01:38:31,905 --> 01:38:32,823 Word up.