1 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,893 Just get the fuckin' coffee and let's go. 2 00:00:53,279 --> 00:00:54,947 This ain't exactly Brazil. 3 00:00:54,948 --> 00:00:57,416 I could pissed ya a fuckin' cup by now. 4 00:01:02,956 --> 00:01:06,577 Hey! You're out of chocolate mac. 5 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,964 Sorry. No chocolate macadamia. 6 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,059 You would please have something else? 7 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:12,937 Fuckin' hazelnut... 8 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,923 That sign says "All Coffee 69 Cents." 9 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,479 I am very sorry, but that is a 44-ounce cup, - 10 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:35,000 - and the largest coffee cup is 20 ounces. 11 00:01:35,036 --> 00:01:37,002 Therefore, I must charge you - 12 00:01:37,039 --> 00:01:38,968 - 99 cents, plus tax, - 13 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:41,007 - the price of a large fountain drink. 14 00:01:41,008 --> 00:01:44,012 That's bullshit. That sign says: "Coffee All Sizes" - 15 00:01:44,049 --> 00:01:46,848 - not "All Sizes Up to 20 Ounces". 16 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:49,986 I am humbly sorry, but you must pay 99 cents plus tax - 17 00:01:50,087 --> 00:01:51,053 - for that cup. 18 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,089 Just pay the bitch the $1.08 - 19 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:55,292 - and let's get the fuck out of here. 20 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,244 All right. 21 00:01:57,662 --> 00:02:01,042 This is bullshit. Just give me my fuckin Snackie Cake. 22 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,904 I am sorry. I cannot do that. 23 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,437 That is only available - 24 00:02:04,474 --> 00:02:05,873 - with the 20-ounce coffee. 25 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:06,972 That is not a 20-ounce coffee. 26 00:02:07,008 --> 00:02:10,012 This bitch is gettin' on my nerves, man. Forget it. 27 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:12,015 - Just give him the fuckin' danish. - That sign says: 28 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:13,383 "Free Snackie Cake" 29 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:16,052 I paid $ 1.08 for my coffee. I want my free Snackie Cake. 30 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,231 I cannot do that. 31 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:22,137 Here. Take it. 32 00:02:22,196 --> 00:02:25,049 That's apple cinnamon. I wanted cream cheese. 33 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:28,069 Fuck's sake. Pay her the money and let's go. 34 00:02:29,697 --> 00:02:32,008 Either of you got something smaller than a Ben? 35 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:42,513 I'm sorry. 36 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:46,135 I cannot accept any monies over a $20 bill. 37 00:02:48,697 --> 00:02:51,166 - That's it. - I should not sell it to you, anyway... 38 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:54,103 As that cup is very hot and might burn you. 39 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,530 You are very strange. 40 00:02:55,574 --> 00:02:57,651 I'm going to call the police. 41 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:59,076 Fuck this. 42 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:07,502 Fuck me. 43 00:03:07,122 --> 00:03:09,124 Give me a smock. 44 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,363 How you doing tonight? 45 00:03:25,566 --> 00:03:26,798 Fine. 46 00:03:26,747 --> 00:03:28,115 How about yourself? 47 00:03:28,117 --> 00:03:29,984 I'm doing okay. 48 00:03:30,118 --> 00:03:32,122 Need a cup of coffee, though. 49 00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:36,744 Hmm... raspberry blend. 50 00:03:45,805 --> 00:03:47,340 It's on the house. 51 00:03:47,383 --> 00:03:48,509 You sure? 52 00:03:48,526 --> 00:03:50,010 Hey man, here you are - 53 00:03:50,145 --> 00:03:52,148 - out chasing bad guys at 4:00 in the morning - 54 00:03:52,184 --> 00:03:54,152 - while I'm sitting here like a duck... 55 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:55,845 It's the least I can do. 56 00:03:55,846 --> 00:03:56,997 I appreciate it. 57 00:03:58,157 --> 00:04:00,534 Smell something funny? 58 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:04,163 Yeah, one of our coolers went down. 59 00:04:04,164 --> 00:04:06,167 Spoiled a lot of shit. 60 00:04:06,401 --> 00:04:08,133 Sorry. 61 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,964 Hey man, if you can stand it - 62 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:14,418 - it don't bother me none. You got to work in it. 63 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:16,473 Mind if I, uh... 64 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,708 - ask you a question? 65 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:19,601 Go ahead, officer. 66 00:04:22,771 --> 00:04:27,226 Tell me, who do you like better: Picard or Kirk? 67 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:29,397 Oh, there's no question about it. 68 00:04:30,268 --> 00:04:31,791 - Kirk. - You bet. 69 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:34,203 You got to respect a man who can fuck a green bitch - 70 00:04:34,471 --> 00:04:37,332 - and destroy a whole civilization all in 60 minutes. 71 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:39,795 Good night. 72 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,701 Thought we had a problem. 73 00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:53,604 I almost forgot... my free Snackie Cake. 74 00:05:23,234 --> 00:05:24,812 - Hello? - This is the operator. 75 00:05:24,836 --> 00:05:26,565 I have a collect call from Nick. 76 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:29,402 - Who? - From a "Nick", will you accept charges? 77 00:05:29,481 --> 00:05:31,822 - Yeah, I'll take it. - Go ahead, sir. 78 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:36,362 - Nick? - Case? 79 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:42,244 Look, uh, I'm coming through Houston tomorrow morning. 80 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:44,706 I was wondering if I might come see you. 81 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:49,045 - Oh, I don't know, bro. Why? - Things have changed. 82 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:51,312 I'm getting married. 83 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:53,918 I was hoping I could stay a couple days, you know? 84 00:05:53,968 --> 00:05:55,519 Catch up? 85 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,128 Jesus. 86 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,922 What do you want me to say? "I'm sorry, bro, my wife's... 87 00:06:31,923 --> 00:06:33,891 "going to be a little tired when she gets home tonight. 88 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:35,878 Here's 20 bucks. There's a La Quinta up the highway." 89 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:39,120 I thought maybe you'd want him to meet me. If he's such a good friend, - 90 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:40,998 - why haven't I heard about him before, hmm? 91 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,337 I told you. 92 00:06:42,374 --> 00:06:46,378 I was kind of in the wrong path when I was in L.A. 93 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:49,550 I chose to get my shit together. He didn't. 94 00:06:49,598 --> 00:06:52,386 What time is it? Oh, shit! 95 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:55,406 I'm going to miss my plane. I got to go. Bye. 96 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:58,720 - What about breakfast? - No, sorry. No time. 97 00:06:58,464 --> 00:06:59,830 Okay... 98 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:03,810 Chris, don't plan anything tomorrow night. It's opening night. 99 00:07:04,645 --> 00:07:08,150 I planned dinner with Allen tomorrow night. 100 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:09,406 Why didn't you remind me? 101 00:07:09,443 --> 00:07:11,621 Chris, I've been working on this club for eight months. 102 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,874 He's the C.E.O. I have to be there. 103 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,318 Every critic in town will be there. We can't miss it. 104 00:07:16,418 --> 00:07:20,787 We'll work something out. Just don't forget your appointment with Dr. Jarvis. 105 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:23,053 Casey, you know this adoption is... 106 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,213 Yeah, I know. 107 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:27,976 - It'll be fine. - You want me to take you? 108 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:31,898 No. I'll drive. I'm taking the Mustang. 109 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,676 - I love you. - I love you too. Bye. 110 00:08:15,531 --> 00:08:17,533 Turn around and put your hands on the wall. 111 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:19,499 What? 112 00:08:19,536 --> 00:08:24,541 Turn around... and put your hands on that wall. 113 00:08:24,578 --> 00:08:26,544 You're kidding, right? 114 00:08:29,547 --> 00:08:31,602 You're not going to try and fuck me are you? 115 00:08:33,188 --> 00:08:34,819 You wish. 116 00:08:35,524 --> 00:08:38,861 This isn't exactly how I envisioned our reunion going. 117 00:08:39,095 --> 00:08:43,033 Oh, God... damn! 118 00:08:43,534 --> 00:08:45,917 You had me going. 119 00:08:45,954 --> 00:08:49,858 Goddamn, good to see you. Come on. 120 00:08:49,942 --> 00:08:51,760 Finally, I ended up in Texas. 121 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,580 That was about a year ago. 122 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:56,126 I had a little money, got into mineral leases - 123 00:08:56,194 --> 00:08:57,551 - and I've been, uh... 124 00:08:57,586 --> 00:09:00,139 - working between here and L.A. ever since. 125 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,300 Looks like we both escaped. 126 00:09:04,028 --> 00:09:05,596 No shit. 127 00:09:06,598 --> 00:09:08,564 Look at you. 128 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,905 You look like that wolf that got taken in as a pet... 129 00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:14,448 - all dumb and domesticated. 130 00:09:16,878 --> 00:09:19,114 You want a beer? 131 00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:21,667 When's the last time you had a beer at 8:00 in the morning? 132 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,837 About three and a half years ago. 133 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:27,062 - Well, let me get them. - No, I'll get them. 134 00:09:27,105 --> 00:09:28,926 Sit down, I'm closer. 135 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:32,786 - That woman's got you trained, doesn't she? - They're not in there. 136 00:09:32,829 --> 00:09:35,283 They're in the fridge in the garage. I'll get them. 137 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,141 Two fridges. 138 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:41,645 Welcome to suburbia. 139 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,861 What the fuck? 140 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,789 - What? - What the hell is this? 141 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,001 - It's Soy Moo. - Yeah, I can see that. 142 00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:53,591 What's it for? 143 00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:56,569 That's a milk substitute. 144 00:09:56,631 --> 00:09:59,068 We're very health conscious. 145 00:09:59,369 --> 00:10:00,636 There's no meat... 146 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:06,948 - no dairy... nothing. 147 00:10:07,646 --> 00:10:09,925 - You're kidding. - Nope. 148 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,084 Three happy years - 149 00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:14,111 - of veggie burgers and acidophilus. 150 00:10:14,154 --> 00:10:16,148 Those are scrambled eggs. 151 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,459 Scrambled Tofutti. 152 00:10:19,695 --> 00:10:21,388 Fuck, dude, Rod Serling's - 153 00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:23,701 - going to step out of that fridge any second. 154 00:10:29,438 --> 00:10:30,480 Nick? 155 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,645 What? 156 00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:36,684 Does that look like a trash can to you? 157 00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:39,689 Oh. Sorry, bro. 158 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:42,656 Under the sink, man. 159 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,695 So you're an architect, huh? 160 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,896 Yep. 161 00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:47,566 - You're good. - Nah. 162 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,702 No, seriously, you're really fucking good. 163 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,370 Thanks. 164 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,274 She know? 165 00:11:00,148 --> 00:11:03,753 Not... even... a clue. 166 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:08,723 Never. 167 00:11:08,761 --> 00:11:11,731 I fly out tonight for "Paree". 168 00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:12,799 "Yeah", "that's right." 169 00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:15,802 You're fixing to tie that knot yourself. 170 00:11:16,038 --> 00:11:18,704 Who's the lucky girl? 171 00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:20,742 Aw, just some French chick. 172 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:24,480 Man, you sound head over heels. 173 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:26,714 Nervous, I guess. 174 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,962 Nothing wrong with living in France. 175 00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,664 No extradition. 176 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:33,175 What? 177 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:34,759 I'm just kidding. 178 00:11:35,755 --> 00:11:38,801 Say, I've got some errands to run. 179 00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:40,868 You mind if I borrow your car? 180 00:11:41,169 --> 00:11:43,806 Help yourself. 181 00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,811 Hell, I got a floor plan that was due last Monday. 182 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:47,776 I'm not going anywhere. 183 00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:53,160 Let's throw your bags into the guest, uh... bedroom here. 184 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,159 Fuck, bro. 185 00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:03,800 It's really good seeing you. 186 00:12:15,983 --> 00:12:16,816 Ooh! 187 00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:19,374 Beamer... Nice! 188 00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:22,067 - Insurance is in the glove box. - Got it. 189 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:25,070 And the, uh, spare is in the... trunk. 190 00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:26,865 No problem. Thanks. 191 00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:28,667 Don't mention it. 192 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,195 It's a fucking station wagon! 193 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:53,865 - Hey, what can I get you? - Just coffee. 194 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,399 Hi. 195 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,729 Have a seat. 196 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:09,057 Thanks. 197 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,889 What can I do for you? 198 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,897 You, uh, look pretty tired. 199 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,840 Well, it's 1:00 in the morning. I can't imagine why. 200 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:23,903 Well, you're kind of a dick, aren't you? 201 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:26,872 I'm sorry. 202 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:29,913 I guess I just haven't acclimatized yet. 203 00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:30,981 I was in L.A. 204 00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:33,786 Los Angeles? Oh. 205 00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:36,288 Took some time off. 206 00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:41,962 You know, for six weeks you come in here... 207 00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:44,451 - every night, alone, I might add - 208 00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:46,802 - and you sit here, and you study for hours. 209 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:50,357 And every night I wait on you, and you don't even notice me. 210 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,997 How come? 211 00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:54,946 It's not that I... I mean, I noticed. 212 00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:56,914 I mean, you... You're... 213 00:13:56,951 --> 00:13:59,574 - Fuck, I'm just trying to get through this. - So, here it is, - 214 00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,956 - Friday night, and here you sit. 215 00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:03,292 And I'm thinking either, one: 216 00:14:03,527 --> 00:14:05,745 You know, you're just a total geek. 217 00:14:05,782 --> 00:14:07,927 Or two: you don't have any friends. 218 00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:10,779 And you don't look like a geek, so, uh... 219 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,263 - I was wondering if you'd like to go, uh... 220 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:15,048 - get some breakfast? 221 00:14:16,843 --> 00:14:18,929 You don't even know me. 222 00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:21,993 Oh, uh... I'm Christine. 223 00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:25,092 - You are? - Casey. 224 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,156 Casey. Casey. Okay, good. 225 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:30,505 Wait. 226 00:14:31,253 --> 00:14:32,487 What? 227 00:14:32,546 --> 00:14:36,210 - Tell me, why is it so fucking difficult? - What? 228 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,965 This relationship. 229 00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,783 Why is it so... difficult? 230 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:45,708 I'm busting my ass here - 231 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,672 - to be the perfect husband for you... 232 00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:50,842 - and the harder I work, the less you care. 233 00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:52,988 I love you, and... 234 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:57,062 - you care more about your career than you care about me. 235 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,065 Casey, I do love you... 236 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,797 - but you are boring the shit, out of me. 237 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:05,144 You are working so fucking hard to be what you think I want - 238 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,796 - instead of giving me what I need. 239 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:09,599 Quit trying so hard. Why don't you just be yourself? 240 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,891 I don't want Fred Mac Murray, Casey. 241 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,051 I want you. 242 00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:18,003 You, the cocky, determined guy, full of life. 243 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:21,014 - Full of... - You wouldn't like who I am. 244 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:25,024 I married you! I love you. 245 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,149 I don't want to lose you, Christine. 246 00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:31,075 Christine! 247 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:43,336 There is nothing in that case but a pack of legal documents. 248 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,008 Maybe a box of condoms. 249 00:16:47,051 --> 00:16:48,719 That's it. 250 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:05,792 Yeah? 251 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,235 I just want to know one thing. 252 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:10,086 What kind of fucking drugs are you on? 253 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,210 What? 254 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:16,715 I want to know what kind of "fucking drugs" you were on - 255 00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:20,345 - to make you think you could bring fucking smack into my house! 256 00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:25,000 - That briefcase was locked, Case. - Yeah? Sue me! 257 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,192 That wasn't very trusting of you to go through my shit. 258 00:17:27,229 --> 00:17:30,233 This ain't exactly me borrowing your trading cards here, Beave. 259 00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:33,236 You brought shit into my house! Into my home! 260 00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:35,714 Which I invited you into as my fucking guest! 261 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:37,697 You know what they did in ancient Rome - 262 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,087 - when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? 263 00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:44,786 They cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate! 264 00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:47,252 See, this is why I didn't want to tell you. 265 00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:50,259 I knew that you would have very little enthusiasm for this deal. 266 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,263 I had a little business to finish up in Houston - 267 00:17:52,299 --> 00:17:54,228 - and I wanted to tell you "Adios" face to face. 268 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:57,269 I want you to pedal your ass back here, pick up your shit, - 269 00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:58,688 - get the fuck out of my house. 270 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,236 No can do, buddy. 271 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:03,408 I appreciate your situation, but I told you... 272 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:06,282 I got a little unfinished business to take care of. 273 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:11,588 - So what? - A little unfinished business. 274 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:14,192 If you're not back here in 15 minutes, - 275 00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:17,327 - you're going to have to pick up your shit from the police evidence room. 276 00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:18,293 And tell 'em what? 277 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,332 Your ex-partner just happened to stop by - 278 00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:21,500 - with a basketful of goodies - 279 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,270 - and you felt it was your moral obligation to turn him in? 280 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,884 - I don't think so. - Look, you lame piece of shit. 281 00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:29,979 I am having a little bit of trouble - 282 00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:34,735 - coming up with reasons, not to blow the back of your fucking head off! 283 00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:38,323 You're not sounding like that happy little suburbanite I saw this morning. 284 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,289 Don't forget. 285 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,292 Never can tell who's listening in. 286 00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:45,855 Just watch my shit, Case. I'll be back in a couple of hours, - 287 00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:47,667 - I'll pick up my bags and I'll split. 288 00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:49,301 Watch your shit? 289 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,805 You're not hearing me, Nick. Get... 290 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,344 Sorry, Case, time's up. Gotta go. 291 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,645 Nick. 292 00:18:54,946 --> 00:18:59,348 Nick! 293 00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:02,667 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 294 00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:45,968 Say, man, you got the wrong house. 295 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:47,449 I didn't order any pizza. 296 00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,383 What? 297 00:19:49,451 --> 00:19:53,138 I said you got the wrong house! I didn't order the pizza! 298 00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,460 - This ain't your pizza, no? - No. 299 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,745 What kind is it? 300 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,054 Meat lover's. 301 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:05,439 I'll tell you what... 302 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,161 How much is it? I'll buy if off you. 303 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,862 No, man. No can do, no? You ain't ordered the pizza, - 304 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:14,483 - I can't sell it to you. - What are you going to do with it, take it back? 305 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,249 I'm offering to buy it from you. 306 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,696 Tell you what... 307 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:21,493 I'll sell you this one if you let me use your phone, yeah? 308 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:24,163 Deal. Come on in. 309 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:31,473 You know what happens if I pull this trigger? 310 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:35,044 - Do you? - You repaint my ceiling. 311 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,481 Yeah, man. 312 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,486 You know why I'm here, yeah? 313 00:20:40,902 --> 00:20:43,108 Collecting for D.A.R.E.? 314 00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:48,809 Okay, you give me the shit, and it's over real quick like. 315 00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:50,299 Yeah. 316 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,116 Yeah. well, I hope you can swim. 317 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,746 - I put it down the disposal. - You put it in the drain? 318 00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:58,821 Every milligram. 319 00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:00,509 Okay. 320 00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:03,136 Why you forcing me to pain you now? 321 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:06,517 Look, motherfucker, I don't have a clue - 322 00:21:06,552 --> 00:21:09,557 - what's going on here, and I really don't care. 323 00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:12,237 Check it out, professor. 324 00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:28,315 Why would you do such a thing? 325 00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:30,551 I'm not a drug dealer. I don't want that crap in my house. 326 00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:33,555 This too much for me. 327 00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:38,562 Yes, sir. 328 00:21:38,795 --> 00:21:41,599 No, I'm here, man. 329 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,565 No, he don't have it. 330 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,639 Him put it in the sink, yo. 331 00:21:45,906 --> 00:21:48,320 I checked, no man, he straight-up done it. 332 00:21:48,321 --> 00:21:50,577 Him say he don't want it, in his house no more, yeah? 333 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,581 No, I'm not a drug dealer. 334 00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:57,589 You sure, yeah? But... 335 00:21:58,589 --> 00:22:01,593 Yeah, man. Yeah, man. 336 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,559 Got it. 337 00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:07,567 Sorry, man. But you got to go. 338 00:22:07,601 --> 00:22:10,354 Him doubly pissed now that you trashed it, yeah. 339 00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,925 I have a little favor to ask. 340 00:22:18,064 --> 00:22:19,339 Favor? 341 00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:22,620 I think I could use a little ganj. 342 00:22:30,631 --> 00:22:32,049 Yeah, man. 343 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,232 Die. 344 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:06,713 Hydroponic, man. 345 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:08,714 Yeah. 346 00:23:10,685 --> 00:23:12,687 Oh, yeah. 347 00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:23,701 Feel that. 348 00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:45,764 You fond of music, man? 349 00:23:47,766 --> 00:23:49,435 What? 350 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:52,840 You think I do this 'cause I like killing people, huh? 351 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:55,743 No-no. 352 00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:59,031 Ga-ga music is my life, yeah. 353 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:01,692 I have aspirations, yeah. 354 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,138 That's what I do on the radio. 355 00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:07,760 I'm this close to a record deal. 356 00:24:07,796 --> 00:24:09,726 Then... 357 00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:12,182 No more of the killing. 358 00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:49,368 It's time, man. Dog day, yeah? 359 00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:52,818 I'm just helping you on to the next life, you know. 360 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,949 Yeah, man? 361 00:25:12,966 --> 00:25:13,914 Marcia... 362 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:16,584 Can I call you back, yo? 363 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,770 I'm kinda into something. 364 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,612 Who? 365 00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:23,458 In the office right now? 366 00:25:23,496 --> 00:25:26,063 You want me to come down? 367 00:25:26,398 --> 00:25:28,867 Over the phone. 368 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:31,672 No, man, the acoustics would be lousy. 369 00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:34,909 Yeah, yeah. You're the boss, yeah. 370 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:37,913 Hey, grab the blue tape now, and put it the box. 371 00:25:39,782 --> 00:25:42,508 - Come on, man! - You gotta be kidding me. 372 00:25:52,967 --> 00:25:55,256 No, no, no. Turn it way up. Way up! 373 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,740 Can you hear it? Yeah, man. 374 00:25:58,797 --> 00:26:00,305 Follow me. 375 00:26:03,988 --> 00:26:07,126 Every day mortality stares me in the face-ah 376 00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,921 Writing in reality's keepin' me awake now 377 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,643 Puttin' on the new me to work it 378 00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,531 It's like letting go of things no choice but to forget 379 00:26:15,764 --> 00:26:17,966 Pack up my nine and I strap it to my waist, now 380 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,936 Smoke on the reefer to keep my head straight 381 00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:23,975 Talk to Jah for the lyrics now they're coming from the crowd 382 00:26:24,012 --> 00:26:26,309 A doper M.C. I know will never be found 383 00:26:26,609 --> 00:26:29,772 Don't know what I'm watchin' Don't know what I see 384 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:32,367 See, I know that I'm from got to follow me 385 00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:41,964 Sign him quick. His value's about to go up. 386 00:26:44,409 --> 00:26:45,968 I just love duct tape, don't you? 387 00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:49,704 You're probably one of them morons who call it "duck" tape. 388 00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:53,979 Here's the situation, ganja boy. 389 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,486 You had no way of knowing - 390 00:26:55,487 --> 00:26:58,300 - that I was merely an innocent bystander to all of this. 391 00:26:58,353 --> 00:27:01,921 And you "did" share your stash. 392 00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:04,108 I can appreciate this. 393 00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:05,551 Not to mention the fact - 394 00:27:05,552 --> 00:27:07,998 - that I really don't want to kill you. 395 00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:11,337 I don't even know what I'd do with you once you were dead. 396 00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:14,739 But I can't just let you go. 397 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,843 So... 398 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,016 I have a dilemma. 399 00:27:28,024 --> 00:27:29,392 What time is it? 400 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,030 Fuck. 401 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,397 Just a minute. 402 00:28:23,236 --> 00:28:25,515 - Hello. - Mr. Wells. 403 00:28:25,516 --> 00:28:28,639 - Dr. Jarvis, so good to see you again. - Nice to see you, too. 404 00:28:28,639 --> 00:28:30,141 Won't you come in? 405 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,111 Sorry about that. 406 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,113 I-I couldn't find the key to the door. 407 00:28:35,216 --> 00:28:38,118 - I didn't hear it unlock. - Oh, that's right. 408 00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:42,157 I didn't find it. Um, right this way. 409 00:28:42,425 --> 00:28:45,545 So, Mr. Wells, you and your wife - 410 00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:47,768 - would like to adopt the baby. 411 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,025 - Yes, sir. that's right. - Okay. 412 00:28:50,027 --> 00:28:53,618 Now, you understand the next step in the adoption proceedings? 413 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:58,325 Um, yes. We are to be individually evaluated. 414 00:28:58,326 --> 00:29:00,197 Yes. that's right. That's why I'm here. 415 00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:01,668 Uh, your wife, of course, - 416 00:29:01,669 --> 00:29:03,918 - has already completed her evaluation. 417 00:29:04,086 --> 00:29:06,188 She's an extraordinary woman. 418 00:29:06,189 --> 00:29:08,364 Absolutely extraordinary woman. 419 00:29:08,365 --> 00:29:12,162 - Um, shall we begin? - Sure, yeah. One thing? 420 00:29:12,164 --> 00:29:15,480 Weren't we already evaluated at the previous screening? 421 00:29:15,518 --> 00:29:17,756 No, that was just the initial consultation. 422 00:29:17,793 --> 00:29:20,308 This is the individual competency test. 423 00:29:20,574 --> 00:29:23,177 Do you have a problem with that, Mr. Wells? 424 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,149 No... not really. 425 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,551 Good. Then we can get started. 426 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,896 And what are your qualifications, Dr. Jarvis? 427 00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:33,400 Are you an M.D... uh... 428 00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:38,929 Are you nervous, Mr. Wells? 429 00:29:39,829 --> 00:29:40,960 No. 430 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:43,341 Why? 431 00:29:43,405 --> 00:29:45,874 Because what you're doing is this thing - 432 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,209 - called conversational transference. 433 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,176 Simply means that you're trying to evade - 434 00:29:50,213 --> 00:29:53,217 - answering my question, by answering me with questions. 435 00:29:53,218 --> 00:29:55,783 It's something that's usually indulged in - 436 00:29:55,784 --> 00:30:00,226 - by individuals who are trying to hide something. 437 00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:04,834 Are you trying to hide something from me, Mr. Wells? 438 00:30:07,528 --> 00:30:10,177 - No. - Good. 439 00:30:11,242 --> 00:30:13,978 - Do you currently use drugs? - No. 440 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:15,697 Not even Tylenol? 441 00:30:16,278 --> 00:30:18,284 Some... sure. 442 00:30:18,286 --> 00:30:21,988 - Any history of drug use? - Uh... 443 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,026 A little, I guess. 444 00:30:24,227 --> 00:30:27,364 About as much as anyone who goes to college. 445 00:30:27,407 --> 00:30:31,266 Justification of drug use. 446 00:30:31,267 --> 00:30:32,669 How about alcohol? 447 00:30:34,272 --> 00:30:36,238 An occasional beer. 448 00:30:37,317 --> 00:30:40,612 You ever been incarcerated or institutionalized? 449 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:43,167 - No. - Any history of mental illness? 450 00:30:43,211 --> 00:30:44,048 No. 451 00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:46,245 You know, there's something about your application - 452 00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:48,318 - that's very troubling to me. 453 00:30:48,945 --> 00:30:51,913 There's a gap of two, two and a half years. 454 00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:54,889 I mean... 455 00:30:55,335 --> 00:31:00,341 - It occurs, like, five years ago. - Yeah. 456 00:31:00,377 --> 00:31:03,308 Can I get you, uh, some iced tea? 457 00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:06,394 - No. No, thank you. - I'm a little dry. 458 00:31:06,395 --> 00:31:09,769 - Do you mind? - Oh, no. please, go. Go right ahead. 459 00:31:11,322 --> 00:31:14,701 I asked because your wife was very vague - 460 00:31:14,737 --> 00:31:16,596 - about what you might have been doing - 461 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,707 - and I was hoping you might be able - 462 00:31:18,724 --> 00:31:21,334 - to shed a little bit of light on it for me. 463 00:31:24,338 --> 00:31:27,455 Uh... I was in L.A. 464 00:31:27,509 --> 00:31:29,309 Yes, that's just what your wife said. 465 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,265 Could you be a little bit more specific, though? 466 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:37,389 Oh, well... I-I was doing some odd jobs... 467 00:31:37,426 --> 00:31:40,159 - and this and that, you know? 468 00:31:40,226 --> 00:31:43,689 No, I don't know. 469 00:31:43,732 --> 00:31:45,656 Could you elaborate? 470 00:31:45,693 --> 00:31:49,530 Well, I did work as a mechanic for a while. 471 00:31:49,572 --> 00:31:51,191 Oh, you mean like, for a body shop? 472 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,086 No. I mean like in a performance shop. 473 00:31:55,211 --> 00:31:58,997 - Perf... - Well, exotics and, uh, rally cars. 474 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:02,040 Oh. Uh-huh. You know, I've changed my mind. 475 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,392 I think I would like some iced tea. 476 00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:09,230 I'm sorry. We're all out of iced tea. 477 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,267 How about a beer? Yeah... 478 00:32:18,402 --> 00:32:22,413 - You don't have anything else? - No. No, I don't. 479 00:32:22,449 --> 00:32:26,872 This is... This is just about all that... all that I have. 480 00:32:26,908 --> 00:32:29,458 Chris has been a little busy. 481 00:32:37,134 --> 00:32:39,438 I'm-I'm sorry, Dr. Jarvis. 482 00:32:39,439 --> 00:32:40,973 What-what were you saying? 483 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:45,448 Oh, I was just asking if you remember the name of that performance shop. 484 00:32:45,483 --> 00:32:47,449 Uh, Bubba's. 485 00:32:49,018 --> 00:32:50,453 Bubba's? 486 00:32:51,455 --> 00:32:57,495 Bubba's... Big... Block... Shop. 487 00:32:57,496 --> 00:33:00,466 Do you have a number for Bubba's? 488 00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:08,510 No. No, they're, uh, out of business. 489 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,486 Could you excuse me, - 490 00:33:15,487 --> 00:33:16,869 - for just a second? 491 00:33:17,948 --> 00:33:20,494 My cat... must have got in... 492 00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:22,460 - got into the garage, - 493 00:33:22,496 --> 00:33:25,875 - and I'll be... be right back. 494 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:45,522 See these? 495 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,744 Got any idea what I can do with these? 496 00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:55,456 - Mm-hmm. - Somehow, I just don't believe you. 497 00:33:57,107 --> 00:33:59,711 Besides, that'd just make a lot of noise. 498 00:34:27,615 --> 00:34:29,618 Sorry about that, Dr. Jarvis. 499 00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:46,733 - So, where were we? - I was asking you about L.A. 500 00:34:46,775 --> 00:34:48,151 Oh, yeah. 501 00:34:52,135 --> 00:34:56,244 Wow, I apologize. This never happens. 502 00:35:02,662 --> 00:35:04,164 Can I help you? 503 00:35:04,365 --> 00:35:06,667 May I. 504 00:35:06,668 --> 00:35:10,639 All right... may I help you? 505 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,407 - So, you're Casey? - That's right. 506 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:17,373 I'm a friend of Nick's. 507 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,654 I'll bet you are. 508 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:22,655 May I come in? 509 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:26,708 - Nick's not here right now. - I'll wait. 510 00:35:26,744 --> 00:35:30,874 - I'm a little busy. - Well, I'll be real quiet. 511 00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:34,969 Look, lady, I just told you. I'm a little busy! 512 00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:38,500 It's quite all right. I would enjoy speaking with your friend. 513 00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:41,471 She's not my friend. I don't know who the fuck she is. 514 00:35:41,588 --> 00:35:45,249 Uh, hi. I am Dallas. 515 00:35:45,267 --> 00:35:48,223 No, don't bother introducing yourself, 'cause she's not staying. 516 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,678 What is that? 517 00:35:51,715 --> 00:35:53,616 "That" is my phone. 518 00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:56,233 Aren't you going to answer it? 519 00:35:56,234 --> 00:35:59,558 Yeah. I'm going to answer it. 520 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,265 Where's your cordless? 521 00:36:02,308 --> 00:36:03,976 You doing a survey? 522 00:36:04,276 --> 00:36:08,173 I had one. I broke it. 523 00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:10,866 - In anger? - Yeah. 524 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:13,286 I mean, no. 525 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,430 Can you give me, uh, just a second? 526 00:36:16,627 --> 00:36:18,853 Don't sit down. 527 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:29,115 - Hello. - Case. 528 00:36:29,116 --> 00:36:31,762 Nick, you get the fuck back here right now. 529 00:36:31,763 --> 00:36:33,549 No. I got myself in a little trouble, Case. 530 00:36:33,717 --> 00:36:37,087 You, my friend, are in a lot more trouble than you fuckin' know. 531 00:36:37,123 --> 00:36:42,404 - Yalie, huh? I'm a Vassar gal myself. - Oh, really? 532 00:36:42,405 --> 00:36:46,767 - What was your major? - Poly-sci and philosophy. You mind? 533 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,987 Casey's got to be real fucked up - 534 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:05,123 - if you're making a house call. 535 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:08,119 I'm beginning to think so, yes. 536 00:37:08,244 --> 00:37:10,814 Some Jamaican showed up here, and he tried to kill me. 537 00:37:10,852 --> 00:37:13,802 And now one of your bimbos is sitting in my living room! 538 00:37:13,838 --> 00:37:17,097 - Bimbo? - Some bitch named Dallas. 539 00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:19,774 Tell me, you're not one of those, uh... 540 00:37:19,811 --> 00:37:22,547 - Freudian sub-intellectuals who waste all their time - 541 00:37:22,781 --> 00:37:24,617 - fixating on penis envy? 542 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,783 Well, sex is a prime motivator. 543 00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:31,206 I mean, indirectly, I believe sex - 544 00:37:31,242 --> 00:37:34,562 - is behind most of our major thought processes. 545 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:38,040 - You think so? - Absolutely. 546 00:37:38,201 --> 00:37:41,872 - Do you like pornos? - Excuse me? 547 00:37:41,909 --> 00:37:44,794 You know, pornos. Fuck films. 548 00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:47,681 Surely you've heard stories. 549 00:37:47,814 --> 00:37:48,847 Yes. I've heard stories, - 550 00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:53,520 - but I've never... never really given them that much thought. 551 00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:55,857 I love them, especially fag flicks. 552 00:37:55,991 --> 00:38:00,597 Their big cocks sliding in and out of each other. 553 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:04,870 Fuck, that gets me so wet they have to steam clean the seat after I leave. 554 00:38:06,873 --> 00:38:08,875 In fact... 555 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,351 - I'm getting wet just talking about it. 556 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,323 - What aren't you telling me, Nick? - Nothing, Case. 557 00:38:20,557 --> 00:38:24,862 - Just don't give her my shit. - Don't worry. I don't have it. 558 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,974 - You give it to the Jamaican? - No. 559 00:38:27,218 --> 00:38:29,900 - I flushed it down the sink. - What? 560 00:38:29,937 --> 00:38:33,449 I went on as a day player on this porn film in L.A. 561 00:38:33,492 --> 00:38:35,912 Just to see what it was like, right? 562 00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:40,208 So, I spent five hours with this guy ramming his dick up my ass - 563 00:38:40,246 --> 00:38:42,920 - and these two women licking my clit. 564 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,925 Not what you'd expect, though. It's just acting. 565 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,693 I mean, at first, it was great. 566 00:38:48,895 --> 00:38:53,600 Then you have some prick director that comes over and yells "cut" in your face - 567 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,971 - and some queen makeup artist that comes over every couple of minutes - 568 00:38:56,972 --> 00:38:59,309 - to touch up the makeup that's been slobbered off your tits. 569 00:38:59,387 --> 00:39:02,980 So you don't really have a chance to enjoy it. 570 00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:05,684 Finally, I just walked off the set. 571 00:39:06,985 --> 00:39:09,301 Cool experience, though. 572 00:39:11,693 --> 00:39:13,961 You got a hard-on, Jarv? 573 00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:15,942 All right... 574 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,244 Time to go. 575 00:39:20,346 --> 00:39:22,273 Your cow is calling you. 576 00:39:22,507 --> 00:39:26,023 - I am so sorry, Dr. Jarvis. - Oh, no. Please, take your time. 577 00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:31,505 You get the fuck out of my house. 578 00:39:36,106 --> 00:39:38,339 Did you say you were from L.A.? 579 00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:39,993 - What? - What? 580 00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:42,733 Is that how you answer the phone these days? 581 00:39:43,001 --> 00:39:45,034 I'm sorry, honey. I thought you were somebody else. 582 00:39:45,035 --> 00:39:48,044 Did you know Mr. Wells when he was living in L.A.? 583 00:39:48,045 --> 00:39:52,011 Well, not directly. Course, I heard of his work. 584 00:39:52,013 --> 00:39:53,981 His work? 585 00:39:57,018 --> 00:40:00,122 Isn't that why you're here? 586 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,026 What do you need? I mean, how's your day going? 587 00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:06,552 Tough. We're at an impasse on the fee, so... 588 00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:10,193 - That's great, honey. - What? Casey, are you okay? 589 00:40:10,194 --> 00:40:11,438 How's everything there? 590 00:40:11,706 --> 00:40:15,669 Oh, it's interesting. You really wouldn't believe it. 591 00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,646 Have you seen Dr. Jarvis? 592 00:40:17,946 --> 00:40:21,082 - Yes, and he's here right now. - Really? 593 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,049 - How's it going? - Huh... 594 00:40:23,085 --> 00:40:28,343 And then, once I met Nick, I got the full-blown Casey Wells story. 595 00:40:29,436 --> 00:40:32,649 - You want one? - One what? 596 00:40:32,685 --> 00:40:34,800 A Casey Wells story. 597 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:40,175 - Yes, I would. - How about the last one? 598 00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:43,079 - Fine. - All right. 599 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,047 Nick and Casey - 600 00:40:46,084 --> 00:40:50,090 - had this guy, Jimmy. A small-time nothing, - 601 00:40:50,257 --> 00:40:53,092 - a bird dog for some of the mid-level players. 602 00:40:53,094 --> 00:40:57,131 It's cool, man. You just took too big a lick. 603 00:40:57,132 --> 00:41:00,052 That is some rank fuckin' shit, man. 604 00:41:00,089 --> 00:41:02,974 And he set up a meeting between them - 605 00:41:03,139 --> 00:41:06,107 - and this big nigger named... uh, Lester James. 606 00:41:06,144 --> 00:41:09,109 Of course, most people knew him as Ballpeen. 607 00:41:09,147 --> 00:41:11,132 Ballpeen's casa at 7:00. 608 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:13,119 Where in the fuck a nigger get a name like that? 609 00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,223 - You seen little nigger's arm, right? - Oh, yeah. 610 00:41:16,457 --> 00:41:19,126 - That's why they call him Ballpeen. - He broke Jimmy's arm... 611 00:41:19,164 --> 00:41:22,094 ... with a ten-pound ball peen hammer. 612 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:25,134 Three years ago "Lester James", a.k.a. Ballpeen, - 613 00:41:25,135 --> 00:41:27,101 - was a big, stud motherfucker. 614 00:41:27,139 --> 00:41:29,453 Had a stable of bitches he fucked on a regular basis, - 615 00:41:29,455 --> 00:41:32,713 - but every couple weeks... he went out to get some strange. 616 00:41:32,947 --> 00:41:36,017 One night, Lester finds himself in this titty bar, - 617 00:41:36,184 --> 00:41:40,189 - and this knockout white girl named Raven, is just gyrating her little tits off. 618 00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:43,577 Well, Lester wanted her in the worst way. 619 00:41:43,613 --> 00:41:45,713 Even more when she told him to go fuck himself. 620 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:47,598 He sprinkles a little fairy dust on her, - 621 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:50,165 - somehow gets her to go back to his place. 622 00:41:50,202 --> 00:41:53,552 That was all she wrote. He "abused" this bitch. 623 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:57,178 He fucked her every way you can think of and then some. 624 00:41:57,179 --> 00:41:59,180 Finally, he gets ready to go again, and he figures - 625 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:01,183 - he'd "really" degrade this bitch and make her blow him. 626 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:04,187 So, he pushes her head down and, bam! 627 00:42:07,545 --> 00:42:10,594 She bites that motherfucker's dick... clean off. 628 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,199 Fortunately, they found it and sewed it back on. 629 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,005 But it never worked right again. 630 00:42:16,769 --> 00:42:20,240 The problem is, a story like that gets around, you know how it is. 631 00:42:20,242 --> 00:42:22,545 So to combat this, anytime he even heard anybody talk about it, - 632 00:42:22,746 --> 00:42:24,893 - he'd use this fuckin' hammer on them. 633 00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:28,216 "Ballpeen" kind of stuck. 634 00:42:28,670 --> 00:42:30,062 And Jimmy? 635 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,759 Over the years, this kind of shit gets out of control. 636 00:42:33,025 --> 00:42:34,969 So one day, Ballpeen, shows up late for a meeting - 637 00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:38,231 - and Jimmy made the mistake of asking if he'd been jerking off. 638 00:42:38,232 --> 00:42:40,769 Next thing you know, Jimmy's got a broken arm. 639 00:42:42,438 --> 00:42:45,643 Goddamn. 640 00:42:45,910 --> 00:42:48,579 Fast-forward to Ballpeen's. Just another drug deal - 641 00:42:48,812 --> 00:42:51,500 - in "La-La Land." - Motherfuckers team make it out here? 642 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,251 Want to get this over with. 643 00:42:53,288 --> 00:42:56,022 Shit makes me nervous. 644 00:43:10,768 --> 00:43:12,945 What the fuck is up with this shit? 645 00:43:13,179 --> 00:43:15,248 You must have some pretty bad fuckin' karma... 646 00:43:15,282 --> 00:43:17,284 - feel the need for that kind of artillery. 647 00:43:17,321 --> 00:43:19,245 Don't worry, babe. It's cool. 648 00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:29,611 - Casey... - Whoa, whoa. Hey, man! 649 00:43:29,612 --> 00:43:31,579 Fuck you! You in my motherfuckin' house! 650 00:43:31,670 --> 00:43:34,271 Now, come on, big black man. 651 00:43:34,306 --> 00:43:37,343 You know I wouldn't bring no niggas up in here unless they was cool. 652 00:43:37,344 --> 00:43:39,809 Let that bad motherfucker in. 653 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:53,331 - How's that arm, nigga? - It's all right. 654 00:43:53,332 --> 00:43:58,302 - It's still here. - You a bad motherfucker? 655 00:43:58,339 --> 00:44:02,677 I just don't let people run their hands all over me. It shows a lack of trust. 656 00:44:02,878 --> 00:44:06,216 - May I sit down? - Are you here to sit? 657 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:15,361 You tell me. 658 00:44:29,038 --> 00:44:30,727 Sit down. 659 00:44:51,409 --> 00:44:54,300 - Shit looks good. - Your turn. 660 00:44:54,301 --> 00:44:56,588 Why don't you show us the money now? 661 00:44:56,623 --> 00:45:00,734 Why don't you, uh. let me choose the next kilo to test? 662 00:45:03,564 --> 00:45:05,394 Help yourself. 663 00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:28,458 Derrick. 664 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,590 Count 'em, Jimmy. 665 00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:40,205 Some more, square? 666 00:45:44,514 --> 00:45:48,832 Since we're all good friends here, I got a question for you. 667 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,729 Ask away. 668 00:45:51,489 --> 00:45:53,429 It's all here, Case. 669 00:45:54,492 --> 00:45:57,696 I heard about this big, bad motherfucker. 670 00:45:57,998 --> 00:46:02,433 He's got this habit of hitting niggers with his hammer. 671 00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:07,476 I've heard the reason why he uses it - 672 00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:09,476 - and I can sympathize. 673 00:46:09,513 --> 00:46:12,751 But, uh... there's this one thing... 674 00:46:12,752 --> 00:46:16,034 - that I just... I can't get it out of my head. 675 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,558 - Go on. - Well... 676 00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:22,564 I heard about how most niggers got these really big dicks, you know. 677 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,625 I mean... just salami-sized cocks. 678 00:46:26,035 --> 00:46:27,430 Well... 679 00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:29,573 Now, I've had many a different blow job, - 680 00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:31,159 - by any number of different bitches. 681 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,005 So, I know how much room even my white-boy dick - 682 00:46:34,005 --> 00:46:36,547 - takes up in a bitch's mouth, right. 683 00:46:36,548 --> 00:46:39,516 My question... 684 00:46:39,552 --> 00:46:41,689 - is how the hell this little bitch, - 685 00:46:41,890 --> 00:46:45,559 - got this big, nigger dick in her mouth... 686 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:48,564 - chomped it off all in one bite? 687 00:46:48,565 --> 00:46:51,368 She could have gnawed on it for a while, but - 688 00:46:51,568 --> 00:46:53,825 - I don't think there's a motherfucker in here let that happen. 689 00:46:53,862 --> 00:46:58,361 - Yo, we got a problem here. - So, the only thing I can think of... 690 00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:01,823 - is that this big, bad ass-kickin' nigger - 691 00:47:01,824 --> 00:47:04,310 - had this little "itty-bitty dick" - 692 00:47:04,311 --> 00:47:06,553 - wouldn't have done him no good, anyway. 693 00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:09,520 What do you think? 694 00:47:10,774 --> 00:47:12,325 Am I close? 695 00:47:12,355 --> 00:47:15,700 I said, we got a motherfuckin' problem here! 696 00:47:34,526 --> 00:47:37,626 What you doing, man? I'm fuckin' dead. 697 00:47:37,664 --> 00:47:40,361 - Fuckin' dead. - Why didn't you use a silencer, Casey? 698 00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:43,745 Get the fuckin' money, Jimmy. 699 00:47:43,746 --> 00:47:46,674 I'm fuckin' dead. I'm fuckin' dead, man. 700 00:47:46,711 --> 00:47:48,609 Why didn't you use a silencer, Casey? 701 00:47:48,677 --> 00:47:51,646 You want to go door-to-door... tell everybody my fuckin' name? 702 00:47:51,647 --> 00:47:54,615 - Oh! I'm fuckin', fuckin' dead. - Fuckin' forgot 'em. 703 00:47:54,651 --> 00:47:58,256 Good luck, man. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. 704 00:47:59,358 --> 00:48:01,160 We got 45 seconds. Let's go. 705 00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,141 You still here? 706 00:48:13,144 --> 00:48:16,530 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 707 00:48:16,565 --> 00:48:18,583 I've heard quite enough for one day. 708 00:48:18,718 --> 00:48:20,684 What-what? What did you tell him? 709 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:24,934 - I don't even know this bitch. - Well, she certainly seems to know you. 710 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:27,730 Thank you very much. It's been a pleasure to meet you. 711 00:48:27,767 --> 00:48:29,733 Could have made a very bad mistake. 712 00:48:29,769 --> 00:48:32,813 Dr. Jarvis. Now, I-I... 713 00:48:32,814 --> 00:48:35,190 - Doctor! - We'll be in touch, Mr. Wells. 714 00:48:35,226 --> 00:48:38,709 No, now, there's been some kind of a mistake, Dr. Jarvis. 715 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:40,713 Dr. Jarvis! 716 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:49,724 - I'm fucked. - Yes... you are. 717 00:49:04,779 --> 00:49:08,216 Well, Case, it's just you and I. 718 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:10,551 What do you think? 719 00:49:10,753 --> 00:49:14,259 My wife's going to have my ass when she finds out I let some - 720 00:49:14,296 --> 00:49:17,764 - dyke in a pink rubber dress blow off her chances - 721 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,765 - for Happy Meals and diaper wipes. 722 00:49:19,802 --> 00:49:22,732 It's red, asshole. 723 00:49:22,769 --> 00:49:27,776 - Where is it? - I'll tell you, if you answer one question. 724 00:49:27,812 --> 00:49:30,743 Sure. Shoot. 725 00:49:30,779 --> 00:49:33,746 Are you on the rag? 726 00:49:33,784 --> 00:49:37,509 Because you look like one of those women who are... 727 00:49:37,614 --> 00:49:40,790 - explosive under stressful situations, and... 728 00:49:40,827 --> 00:49:45,766 Being married, you should fucking know how much women hate that question. 729 00:49:46,868 --> 00:49:48,801 But being a typical male, - 730 00:49:48,836 --> 00:49:50,806 - you ignore your better judgment - 731 00:49:50,843 --> 00:49:53,810 - and ask anyway, huh? 732 00:49:53,811 --> 00:49:57,348 I should just do your wife a favor and blow your head off. 733 00:49:57,549 --> 00:50:00,821 It's as if every mood swing can be written off as: 734 00:50:00,857 --> 00:50:02,787 "She's just on the rag." 735 00:50:02,823 --> 00:50:04,789 Like that explains something. 736 00:50:04,826 --> 00:50:09,331 Women have mood shifts, that "is" a fact of life. 737 00:50:09,367 --> 00:50:13,837 And for your information, I am a complete bitch, - 738 00:50:13,873 --> 00:50:15,839 - whether I'm on the rag or not. 739 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:18,241 Hmm? 740 00:50:18,509 --> 00:50:21,646 Now, let me answer your question. 741 00:50:29,891 --> 00:50:34,865 - Does that answer it? - I'd say you're right. You're just a bitch. 742 00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:37,166 Good. Now... 743 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:40,836 - answer my questions - 744 00:50:40,873 --> 00:50:43,943 - before you start losing appendages. 745 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:46,881 It's gone. 746 00:50:46,882 --> 00:50:48,848 - Gone? - Yeah. 747 00:50:48,885 --> 00:50:53,289 - What do you mean, it's gone? - I 86'ed it. 748 00:50:53,557 --> 00:50:58,144 I sent it swimming down the sink. Bye-bye. 749 00:50:58,215 --> 00:51:00,524 You're one smooth motherfucker, Casey. 750 00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:04,900 You can keep the smack, and I'll take the money - 751 00:51:04,938 --> 00:51:09,945 - and we can call it even. - Money? What fucking money? 752 00:51:09,977 --> 00:51:12,914 It seems we're going around in circles here. Hmm. 753 00:51:13,917 --> 00:51:17,220 I want the two mil, Casey. 754 00:51:17,454 --> 00:51:20,883 - Let me... - Let me explain something to you. 755 00:51:20,883 --> 00:51:25,330 I am not a drug dealer. It's been four years, - 756 00:51:25,598 --> 00:51:27,934 - since I've even seen any drugs. 757 00:51:27,936 --> 00:51:30,214 I'm an architect. 758 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:34,909 I am a happy little Republican, - 759 00:51:34,945 --> 00:51:36,911 - who spends the majority of his time, - 760 00:51:36,949 --> 00:51:38,950 - trying to figure out how to pay the fucking bills - 761 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:41,986 - and make his wife happy. 762 00:51:42,989 --> 00:51:45,994 I got to tell you, Casey, I'm not impressed. 763 00:51:46,029 --> 00:51:47,959 After everything I heard about you, - 764 00:51:47,994 --> 00:51:50,964 - I thought you were gonna be more like... me. 765 00:51:51,002 --> 00:51:54,970 But you are a sheep, like all the rest. 766 00:51:55,007 --> 00:51:58,293 There will come a time... 767 00:51:58,322 --> 00:52:02,081 - when even you, can't handle it anymore. 768 00:52:02,314 --> 00:52:05,819 You'll pack it up or you'll put a bullet - 769 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:08,041 - in that pretty little head of yours. 770 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,992 Or someone else will. 771 00:52:10,993 --> 00:52:14,315 You are a pussy, Casey. 772 00:52:14,351 --> 00:52:17,341 Nick wouldn't admit it, but it's true. 773 00:52:17,378 --> 00:52:20,750 You just couldn't handle it, could you? 774 00:52:20,776 --> 00:52:24,043 Nick ever tell you about that last time? 775 00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:26,391 - Sure. - Ballpeen's apartment? 776 00:52:26,450 --> 00:52:30,050 - Uh-huh. - Did he tell you about the girl? 777 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:35,841 - What's up? - Why didn't you use the silencer, Casey? 778 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,463 Get the fucking money. 779 00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:41,656 - Why didn't you use a silencer? - You wanna go door to door - 780 00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:44,870 - and tell everybody, in the building my fuckin' name? 781 00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:48,980 - I forgot 'em, all right? - I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. 782 00:52:48,981 --> 00:52:52,246 Get the fuckin' money, Jimmy, and let's get the fuck out. 783 00:52:52,447 --> 00:52:55,050 We got 45 seconds. Let's go. 784 00:53:19,813 --> 00:53:23,088 - What? - Jesus. 785 00:53:23,288 --> 00:53:26,404 She's seven, maybe eight months, pregnant, Nick. 786 00:53:26,405 --> 00:53:28,294 Fuck me. 787 00:53:29,225 --> 00:53:31,515 Come on, Casey, we got to go. 788 00:53:31,516 --> 00:53:33,342 She's dead, Casey. 789 00:53:33,439 --> 00:53:34,895 Dead, just like we're going to be - 790 00:53:34,896 --> 00:53:36,512 - if we don't move our asses. 791 00:53:36,827 --> 00:53:40,506 We got to go. Snap out of it, man! 792 00:53:45,150 --> 00:53:49,467 It's clear. We got to jump. That bitch was gonna kill you, man. Let it go. 793 00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:55,549 - What about Jimmy? Is he... - He's meat loaf, bro. 794 00:53:58,135 --> 00:54:00,137 This is it, Nick. 795 00:54:00,174 --> 00:54:02,140 No more. 796 00:54:11,151 --> 00:54:13,467 That was it. 797 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,601 Oh, that was a real touching story, Case. 798 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,820 Remind me to submit it to "Reader's Digest" after you're gone. 799 00:54:28,608 --> 00:54:31,594 So it looks like we're going to have to wait for Nick. 800 00:54:31,595 --> 00:54:34,249 What should we do to kill some time? 801 00:54:34,933 --> 00:54:36,705 I know. 802 00:54:38,189 --> 00:54:42,574 - Let's fuck. - That's happening. 803 00:54:42,606 --> 00:54:46,198 Even if you weren't the most disgusting bitch I'd ever met, - 804 00:54:46,235 --> 00:54:50,168 - I'd have to decline. You see, I'm a married man. 805 00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:53,833 You seem to be under the impression that you have a choice here. 806 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:10,262 Ah, let's see. 807 00:55:22,246 --> 00:55:24,449 You'll appreciate the irony here. 808 00:55:34,778 --> 00:55:37,016 She wanted to watch. 809 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:50,000 Fuck you, bitch. 810 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,607 There's no fucking way, you'll ever get me inside you. 811 00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:05,616 You wanna' bet? 812 00:56:28,403 --> 00:56:30,570 Well, look at that. 813 00:56:30,803 --> 00:56:32,873 Have you done this before? 814 00:57:39,961 --> 00:57:41,965 Don't worry. 815 00:57:42,266 --> 00:57:45,335 I'm not going to kill you till you come. 816 00:57:45,371 --> 00:57:48,718 I'll let you betray your wife thoroughly. 817 00:57:50,476 --> 00:57:54,522 Maybe if we get lucky, I'll get pregnant. 818 00:58:22,516 --> 00:58:25,353 Oh... 819 00:58:29,328 --> 00:58:32,465 That was one. 820 00:58:32,498 --> 00:58:35,502 Don't worry. I'm multiorgasmic. 821 00:58:38,506 --> 00:58:41,472 - Got it, honey? - Yeah, hold on. 822 00:58:41,510 --> 00:58:43,476 - Wait, wait, wait. - Okay, it's flashing. 823 00:58:43,512 --> 00:58:47,517 Okay, here we go. Here we go! Whoo! Okay, here we go! Whoo! 824 00:58:47,554 --> 00:58:50,523 I love you. 825 00:58:52,525 --> 00:58:54,572 I love you, too. 826 00:59:07,577 --> 00:59:09,892 Number two. 827 00:59:12,551 --> 00:59:15,109 Great self-control. 828 00:59:43,627 --> 00:59:48,597 Goddamn, did you see the way that bitch head explode? Shit! 829 00:59:48,633 --> 00:59:53,022 Ordinarily, it would be a damn shame to shoot a piece of ass like that. 830 00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:56,922 You know what I mean? But in her case, I'll make an exception. 831 00:59:56,959 --> 01:00:00,348 I always hated that bitch. My name's Billy Hill. 832 01:00:00,582 --> 01:00:02,929 My friend's call me Hill-Billy. You can call me Mr. Hill. 833 01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:04,724 I hope I didn't interrupt anything too romantic for you, - 834 01:00:04,829 --> 01:00:07,107 - but that whore could go all day long. 835 01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:10,072 Besides, I was getting tired sitting down in the cab of my truck. 836 01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:11,905 She lost me on the freeway. 837 01:00:11,906 --> 01:00:14,596 Let me give you a little friendly piece of advice. 838 01:00:14,633 --> 01:00:18,087 I know you're retired. You got this family thing going here. 839 01:00:18,088 --> 01:00:21,061 But you really ought to have your name and number unlisted. 840 01:00:21,063 --> 01:00:22,811 Information girl give me your address. 841 01:00:22,845 --> 01:00:26,382 Your fucking address, man. That don't sound too smart. 842 01:00:26,409 --> 01:00:28,619 - What are you looking for? - Tequila. 843 01:00:29,687 --> 01:00:33,658 - To your right. - Mm. 844 01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:36,662 The good stuff. 845 01:00:38,632 --> 01:00:40,667 Fancy. 846 01:00:40,668 --> 01:00:44,497 You got any limes? No? Just as well. 847 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:52,412 Oh! Yeah! Damn! 848 01:00:52,413 --> 01:00:54,077 It always tastes like old feet to me. 849 01:00:54,114 --> 01:00:56,146 That shit'll fuck you up, though. Mm. 850 01:00:56,689 --> 01:00:59,225 You ever hear how it's made? 851 01:01:03,732 --> 01:01:07,210 A bunch of Mexicans... sitting around this big wooden vat - 852 01:01:07,228 --> 01:01:09,673 - chewing on agave, right? 853 01:01:09,741 --> 01:01:13,736 They do this days and days spitting into this giant vat. 854 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,881 Then when it's full, - 855 01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:18,718 - then they leave that there to ferment. 856 01:01:18,755 --> 01:01:20,721 When it's ready, - 857 01:01:20,821 --> 01:01:23,274 - they scoop off the top layer. 858 01:01:23,311 --> 01:01:25,810 That's mescal. Nasty, huh? 859 01:01:25,811 --> 01:01:28,398 No wonder that shit tastes so bad. 860 01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:30,734 Well, I ain't going to shit you, pal. 861 01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,702 When I leave here today, - 862 01:01:32,738 --> 01:01:35,825 - you're going be dead as Cinderella over there. 863 01:01:37,322 --> 01:01:39,944 Regardless of what you tell me, - 864 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:42,874 - I'm gonna fuck you up. 865 01:01:47,790 --> 01:01:49,391 Ready to get started? 866 01:01:52,763 --> 01:01:54,729 I know you threw out the smack. 867 01:01:54,765 --> 01:01:58,354 And you probably don't know where the money is, neither. 868 01:01:58,808 --> 01:02:00,499 That's cool. 869 01:02:02,330 --> 01:02:04,617 The truth is... 870 01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:08,747 I ain't got nothing better to do... 871 01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:10,869 - while I wait here for my old friend, Nick. 872 01:02:11,748 --> 01:02:15,294 Just so you know, I ain't going to let you bleed to death. 873 01:02:15,318 --> 01:02:19,090 No, sir. 'Cause when I cut you... 874 01:02:20,293 --> 01:02:22,569 - I'm going to cauterize you. 875 01:02:23,538 --> 01:02:26,674 I consider myself an artist. Matter of fact, - 876 01:02:26,842 --> 01:02:29,845 - I picked up this little girl at this club one time, - 877 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:32,779 - and I cut on her for 16 hours. 878 01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:37,404 That's a personal best. But I keep hopin'. 879 01:02:39,825 --> 01:02:41,625 You know, in a way, - 880 01:02:41,703 --> 01:02:44,298 - it's really Nick that's to blame for all this. 881 01:02:44,376 --> 01:02:46,559 If he hadn't tried to double-cross me and Dallas, - 882 01:02:46,603 --> 01:02:48,425 - I wouldn't be here. 883 01:02:48,504 --> 01:02:50,720 All right. Now, let's see. 884 01:02:51,841 --> 01:02:54,937 I think I'm going to start at the feet and work my way up! 885 01:03:04,393 --> 01:03:06,478 What the hell? 886 01:03:16,915 --> 01:03:20,212 Open the door. Police! Open the fucking door, Will! 887 01:03:20,415 --> 01:03:23,138 There's no Will here! Go away! 888 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:27,137 Stupid son of a bitches. They got the wrong house. 889 01:03:27,174 --> 01:03:29,057 Go away! 890 01:03:29,217 --> 01:03:32,062 Everybody on the ground! 891 01:03:32,098 --> 01:03:34,897 Don't go nowhere. 892 01:03:38,438 --> 01:03:40,982 Where's the money, motherfucker? 893 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,336 Where's the money? 894 01:03:52,823 --> 01:03:56,927 I mean, there's no money in here! 895 01:03:57,930 --> 01:03:59,932 Shut up, bitch! 896 01:04:06,941 --> 01:04:09,240 There's a .45 in the fridge - 897 01:04:09,319 --> 01:04:12,322 - and you grab a fucking frying pan. 898 01:04:12,984 --> 01:04:16,579 I must have some really bad karma. 899 01:04:20,785 --> 01:04:22,041 Stupid cops. 900 01:04:22,079 --> 01:04:23,913 They busted up the wrong house. 901 01:04:23,951 --> 01:04:26,292 They went in, blew everyone away! 902 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:27,943 The wrong house! 903 01:04:27,969 --> 01:04:30,971 They got the Wong house. 904 01:04:30,972 --> 01:04:33,852 They got the "Wong" house. 905 01:04:35,354 --> 01:04:37,891 Shit, man. Lighten up. 906 01:04:37,928 --> 01:04:40,762 Where the hell was I? 907 01:04:42,397 --> 01:04:46,493 Yeah. I think I was, uh... 908 01:05:14,572 --> 01:05:16,768 This piece of shit was going to cut you up. 909 01:05:16,784 --> 01:05:18,745 Now you fucking do it. 910 01:05:18,864 --> 01:05:20,932 Do it! 911 01:05:21,386 --> 01:05:23,461 Fuck! 912 01:05:32,598 --> 01:05:34,658 Dallas was right. 913 01:05:50,612 --> 01:05:52,086 Hello. 914 01:05:52,122 --> 01:05:55,000 - Hey, Case. - Nick! 915 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:57,051 Man, it's good to hear from you! 916 01:05:57,088 --> 01:05:59,389 Goddamn. I just wanted to tell you - 917 01:05:59,624 --> 01:06:02,058 - how much I enjoyed your visit. - I know you're pissed. 918 01:06:02,094 --> 01:06:05,098 Pissed? Oh, no, I'm not pissed. If you hadn't brought your friends along - 919 01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:07,168 - what would I have done with my day, man? 920 01:06:07,469 --> 01:06:12,108 I'd a missed out on being beaten and raped, abused, tied up, generally fucked up. 921 01:06:12,145 --> 01:06:15,479 - Casey... - Not to mention what you done for my house. 922 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,492 What would you call it? Early-Gothic horror. 923 01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:20,651 I don't have time for this shit. 924 01:06:20,954 --> 01:06:22,822 I'm dead. 925 01:06:22,830 --> 01:06:25,860 Unless I make this next plane, you can write me off. 926 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:29,165 - There's still a chance for you. - Where's the money, Nick? 927 01:06:29,264 --> 01:06:33,135 That's why I'm calling you. I stole it from the cops, - 928 01:06:33,172 --> 01:06:35,657 - and they ain't real happy about it. 929 01:06:35,693 --> 01:06:37,919 They're going to be coming after you. 930 01:06:37,955 --> 01:06:40,144 They already hit the house next door. 931 01:06:40,181 --> 01:06:42,110 It's only a matter of time. 932 01:06:42,147 --> 01:06:45,151 - What about the fucks you stole the shit from? - Oh, they're dead. 933 01:06:45,350 --> 01:06:48,755 Unfortunately, the niggers who they work for ain't. 934 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:51,368 They're going to find you too, sooner or later. 935 01:06:51,953 --> 01:06:55,082 Come on, man. Where's the money? 936 01:06:55,661 --> 01:06:57,753 I hid it. 937 01:06:58,202 --> 01:07:00,168 I want you to get out of town for a while. 938 01:07:00,205 --> 01:07:03,707 Take a vacation... A second honeymoon. Something. 939 01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:07,214 One day when you're sitting on a beach sipping a cold one, - 940 01:07:07,215 --> 01:07:10,718 - spare tire around your waist, think about me, bro. 941 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:14,598 - Where you going, Nick? - Can't tell you. 942 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:18,195 Your car's at I.A.H. in short-term parking. 943 01:07:18,196 --> 01:07:22,299 There's a flight leaving for Paris tonight at 8:05. 944 01:07:22,534 --> 01:07:25,204 If I were you, I would be on it. 945 01:07:25,238 --> 01:07:30,210 - I got to go. - Hey, Nick, you really getting married, man? 946 01:07:31,707 --> 01:07:33,806 No, man. 947 01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:37,220 Not my style. 948 01:07:47,267 --> 01:07:49,269 Nick? 949 01:07:53,142 --> 01:07:54,835 I love you, Case. 950 01:07:55,412 --> 01:07:58,420 I'm sorry about the shit. 951 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:02,253 Maybe one day I'll make it up to you. 952 01:08:04,258 --> 01:08:06,260 I got to go. 953 01:08:13,267 --> 01:08:15,271 Adios. 954 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:18,333 Nick... 955 01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:23,580 Nick? 956 01:09:51,397 --> 01:09:53,874 Oh, fuck. 957 01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:07,928 Just a minute. 958 01:10:24,476 --> 01:10:26,411 Oh, shit, that's cold. 959 01:10:32,452 --> 01:10:34,456 Mr. Wells. 960 01:10:35,457 --> 01:10:39,462 Detective Kasarov. May I come in? 961 01:10:39,462 --> 01:10:41,298 Sure. 962 01:10:45,470 --> 01:10:48,474 This is a nice place you got here. 963 01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:50,477 I like the mailbox... cute. 964 01:10:50,597 --> 01:10:52,443 My wife's idea. 965 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:55,484 I'll have to drive my wife by sometime... She'd... 966 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,486 She'd love it. 967 01:11:13,298 --> 01:11:16,444 - Feel better now? - Tons. 968 01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:19,520 Keep yours. It's a gesture. 969 01:11:19,558 --> 01:11:23,729 - Mind if I get something to drink? - No, no. Help yourself. 970 01:11:23,766 --> 01:11:26,524 Casey, why don't you take a peek in that bag? 971 01:11:26,524 --> 01:11:28,526 I got a little something for you. 972 01:11:35,935 --> 01:11:39,340 Soy milk. I just love soy milk. 973 01:11:39,575 --> 01:11:42,803 You know, one of my kids is lactose-intolerant. 974 01:11:42,854 --> 01:11:45,224 So I ended up getting hooked on the shit. 975 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,924 Couldn't get enough of it. 976 01:11:47,945 --> 01:11:51,557 I don't get too much anymore. Mmm. 977 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,563 Ahh! 978 01:11:57,123 --> 01:12:00,491 Well... Why don't we... 979 01:12:00,528 --> 01:12:03,866 - handle our business like a couple of grown-ups. 980 01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:06,577 I mean, Casey, you know I didn't pop over here - 981 01:12:06,627 --> 01:12:08,580 - for some social visit. 982 01:12:08,714 --> 01:12:12,952 Your friend, Nicky, stole a lot of money from us. 983 01:12:14,454 --> 01:12:16,924 Killed a few officers, in the process. 984 01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:19,986 Deaths we can overlook. 985 01:12:19,998 --> 01:12:21,863 Okay? 986 01:12:22,097 --> 01:12:24,597 But we want our money back. 987 01:12:24,634 --> 01:12:27,429 Like I've been telling everybody come through here... 988 01:12:27,471 --> 01:12:30,567 I realize you don't have it, but you know where it is. 989 01:12:32,648 --> 01:12:36,867 Somewhere in the deepest recesses of your brain, - 990 01:12:36,925 --> 01:12:38,619 - you know. 991 01:12:38,753 --> 01:12:43,627 You can't tell me after all the time you spent with Nicky, - 992 01:12:43,664 --> 01:12:45,630 - you don't know, how his mind worked. 993 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,949 You just figure it out. 994 01:12:49,426 --> 01:12:51,095 I'm telling you... 995 01:12:51,138 --> 01:12:54,642 I know how much you're doing to clean up your act. 996 01:12:54,677 --> 01:12:57,645 And I venture to guess that... 997 01:12:57,845 --> 01:13:01,734 - that your good-looking wife doesn't even know about your past. 998 01:13:02,194 --> 01:13:03,878 Right? 999 01:13:03,987 --> 01:13:07,692 Tell you what, Casey, I want to make you a deal. 1000 01:13:07,727 --> 01:13:13,031 You have that money here tonight at 7:00... 1001 01:13:13,332 --> 01:13:16,045 - and I'll make this fuckin' nightmare disappear. 1002 01:13:17,671 --> 01:13:22,302 - Where do you got the bodies? - In the garage. 1003 01:13:22,339 --> 01:13:24,263 Let's go. 1004 01:13:27,393 --> 01:13:29,879 What the fuck is this? 1005 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,692 I didn't know what to do with them. 1006 01:13:37,906 --> 01:13:40,618 Well, I'll tell you something, Casey, If I was you, - 1007 01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:44,140 - I'd clean up this mess, because your wife's going - 1008 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,868 - to come home and she's not going to be very happy. 1009 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:48,751 Any suggestions? 1010 01:13:48,787 --> 01:13:52,718 Well, I'll tell you, if I'm not mistaken... 1011 01:13:52,719 --> 01:13:55,723 I think today's garbage day. 1012 01:14:05,602 --> 01:14:07,453 7:00. 1013 01:14:09,115 --> 01:14:11,200 Sharp. 1014 01:14:12,143 --> 01:14:14,330 And if I don't find it? 1015 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:19,094 Casey, I'd try real hard. 1016 01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:24,961 How do I know all of this is going to disappear? 1017 01:14:25,186 --> 01:14:27,696 Don't be late. 1018 01:15:33,218 --> 01:15:36,287 One day, when you're sitting on a beach sipping a cold one, - 1019 01:15:36,347 --> 01:15:38,091 - a spare tire around your waist, - 1020 01:15:38,258 --> 01:15:41,895 - think about me, bro. 1021 01:16:01,289 --> 01:16:03,891 You're good, Nick. 1022 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:07,530 You're very, very good. 1023 01:16:25,955 --> 01:16:29,100 "Sorry I missed it. Nick." 1024 01:16:37,779 --> 01:16:39,632 Whew. 1025 01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:54,827 Never forget who you are, man. You do, you die. 1026 01:16:54,961 --> 01:16:56,554 Love, Nick. 1027 01:17:30,005 --> 01:17:31,971 Who the fuck's this? 1028 01:17:32,008 --> 01:17:35,012 This is the motherfucker who killed the ganja man. 1029 01:17:36,849 --> 01:17:39,311 I got your shit, motherfucker. 1030 01:17:40,212 --> 01:17:42,622 Yeah? Then if you do, - 1031 01:17:42,682 --> 01:17:44,325 - you have one mil at my "Casa" at 7:00, - 1032 01:17:44,382 --> 01:17:47,663 - 'cause I'm auctioning the shit off. 1033 01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:50,358 My name is Casey Wells. 1034 01:17:50,401 --> 01:17:52,910 You can't find me, you don't get to bid. 1035 01:17:52,954 --> 01:17:55,882 7:00. Don't be late. 1036 01:18:26,983 --> 01:18:29,328 Looks like it's just you and me, partner. 1037 01:18:42,102 --> 01:18:44,104 All right, Casey. Time's up. 1038 01:18:45,816 --> 01:18:47,466 He's in the kitchen! 1039 01:20:04,044 --> 01:20:06,214 Casey, what are you doing here? 1040 01:20:06,251 --> 01:20:08,180 Can I speak with you a minute? 1041 01:20:08,216 --> 01:20:11,220 I'm kind of in the middle of something here, Casey. 1042 01:20:13,223 --> 01:20:17,094 - Casey, you remember Allen? - Hey, Allen, excuse us. 1043 01:20:18,463 --> 01:20:22,269 God, of all the times you decide to spaz out. 1044 01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:25,524 - Whose car? - It was Nick's. I'm borrowing it. 1045 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,489 It's not important. Here's the deal. 1046 01:20:27,567 --> 01:20:30,695 I'm going to France. My plane leaves in one hour. 1047 01:20:30,733 --> 01:20:33,378 I miss it, I won't be going anywhere. 1048 01:20:33,415 --> 01:20:35,960 What? Your little friend's gotten you in trouble, hasn't he? 1049 01:20:37,045 --> 01:20:38,505 God. 1050 01:20:41,009 --> 01:20:43,070 What, are you just going to go with or without me? 1051 01:20:43,137 --> 01:20:46,800 I got no choice. Line in the sand, Chris. 1052 01:20:47,035 --> 01:20:49,270 For better or for worse. 1053 01:20:49,271 --> 01:20:51,774 That's your decision. 1054 01:20:54,378 --> 01:20:56,480 I love you. 1055 01:20:58,282 --> 01:21:00,618 You're asking me to throw away my life. 1056 01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:03,239 This has got its own reward. Now, I got to know. 1057 01:21:03,990 --> 01:21:06,710 You in or you out? 1058 01:21:11,301 --> 01:21:13,636 Time's up. I got to go. 1059 01:21:13,711 --> 01:21:16,304 Casey, wait. 1060 01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:22,847 Last chance. 1061 01:21:24,317 --> 01:21:28,497 - I won't lose you, Casey. - Good choice, Chris. 1062 01:21:29,322 --> 01:21:31,819 Let's see what's behind door number one. 1063 01:21:34,330 --> 01:21:36,334 Oh, my God. 1064 01:21:36,567 --> 01:21:38,334 How much? 1065 01:21:38,335 --> 01:21:40,335 Two million dollars. 1066 01:21:40,372 --> 01:21:45,378 - I guess we won't be too miserable. - Did you rob a bank? 1067 01:21:45,379 --> 01:21:49,634 No, I'll tell you all about it... everything. 1068 01:21:49,713 --> 01:21:51,686 We got to catch that plane! 1069 01:21:52,204 --> 01:21:54,757 Oh, my God... 1070 01:21:54,849 --> 01:21:57,754 Sorry, Allen, I have to miss that dinner tomorrow night. 1071 01:21:57,903 --> 01:21:59,739 Looks like I'll be out of town. 1072 01:22:16,386 --> 01:22:18,907 So, how was your day? 1073 01:22:18,942 --> 01:22:20,768 I closed the account. 1074 01:22:21,722 --> 01:22:24,393 I'm really happy for you. 1075 01:22:24,430 --> 01:22:26,365 Oh, I didn't know you cared. 1076 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:28,435 Sweetheart... 1077 01:22:28,436 --> 01:22:32,407 There are a lot of things you don't know about me.