1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:33,800 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 1 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,087 Everyone is born... 2 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,589 ...but not everyone is born the same. 3 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,969 Some will grow to be butchers or bakers or candlestick makers. 4 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:56,806 Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. 5 00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:01,018 One way or another, though, every human being is unique... 6 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:06,357 ...for better or for worse. Most parents believe their children... 7 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,360 ...are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. 8 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,571 Others take a less emotional approach. 9 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,656 - What a waste of time. - And painful. 10 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:16,534 And expensive. $9.25 for a bar of soap? 11 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:19,787 Well, I had to take a shower, Harry. $5000? 12 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,999 I'm not paying it. What are they gonna do, repossess the kid? 13 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,184 - There's no way out. - Make a U-turn. 14 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,393 All right. 15 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,485 - Harry! - All right. 16 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,029 Harry! 17 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,572 The Wormwood guy's back! 18 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,407 Harry and Zinnia Wormwood... 19 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,494 ...lived in a very nice neighborhood, in a very nice house. 20 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,455 But they were not really very nice people. 21 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,259 Get out of the street, you little dodos! 22 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:25,019 The Wormwoods were so wrapped up in their own silly lives... 23 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,438 ...that they barely noticed they had a daughter. 24 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,816 Had they paid any attention to her at all... 25 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,319 ...they'd have realized she was a rather extraordinary child. 26 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,863 Oh, my gosh, Matilda, now look what you did! 27 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,407 They named her Matilda. 28 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,911 You're supposed to eat the spinach. 29 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,588 Babies! 30 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,633 You're better off raising tomatoes. 31 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,885 By the time she was 2... 32 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,389 ...Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early 30s: 33 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,724 How to take care of herself. 34 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:11,274 As time went by, she developed a sense of style. 35 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,902 Every morning, Matilda's brother, Michael, went to school. 36 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,362 - Bye, Mom. - Get out of here. 37 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,407 - Her father worked selling used cars... - Make money. 38 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,660 ...for unfair prices. And her mother took off to play bingo. 39 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,913 Soup's on the stove. Heat it up if you get hungry. 40 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,291 Matilda was left alone. 41 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,669 That was how she liked it. 42 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:11,375 By the time she was 4, Matilda had read every magazine in the house. 43 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,836 One night, she got up her courage... 44 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,715 ...and asked her father for something she desperately wanted. 45 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,676 A book? What do you want a book for? 46 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,178 To read. 47 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,598 To read? Why would you wanna read when you got the television set... 48 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,850 ...sitting right in front of you? 49 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:33,022 There's nothing you can get from a book you can't get from a television faster. 50 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,941 Get out of the way! 51 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,946 Matilda already knew that she was somewhat different from her family. 52 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,782 She saw that whatever she needed in this world... 53 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,951 ...she'd have to get herself. 54 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,119 - Bye. - Ciao. 55 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,164 There's fish fingers in the microwave. 56 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,087 The next morning, after her parents left... 57 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,673 ...Matilda set off in search of a book. 58 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,214 Where are the children's books, please? 59 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,091 In that room right over there. 60 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:45,386 Would you like me to pick you out one with lots of pictures in it? 61 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,348 No, thank you. I'm sure I can manage. 62 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:09,035 From then on, every day, as soon as her mother went to bingo... 63 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,913 ...Matilda walked the 10 blocks to the library 64 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,917 ...and devoured one book after another. 65 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,424 When she finished all the children's books... 66 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,635 ...she started wandering around in search of something else. 67 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,722 Mrs. Phelps, who had been watching her with fascination... 68 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,348 ...for the past few weeks... 69 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,518 ...offered Matilda some valuable library information. 70 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,521 You know, you could have your very own library card. 71 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,066 And then you could take books home... 72 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,235 ...and you wouldn't have to walk here every day. 73 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,571 You could take as many as you like. 74 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,115 That would be wonderful. 75 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,246 So Matilda's strong, young mind continued to grow... 76 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,166 ...nurtured by the voices of all those authors... 77 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,835 ...who had sent their books out into the world... 78 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,963 ...like ships onto the sea. 79 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:15,392 These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: 80 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,686 You are not alone. 81 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,542 Any packages come today? 82 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,712 Where did all this come from? 83 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,881 The library. 84 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:50,219 The library? You've never set foot in a library. You're only 4 years old. 85 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:51,762 Six and a half. 86 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,472 - You're 4. - Six and a half. 87 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,058 If you were 6 and a half, you'd be in school already. 88 00:07:56,226 --> 00:08:00,229 I want to be in school. I told you I was supposed to start school in September. 89 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,689 You wouldn't listen. 90 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,567 Get up. Get up! 91 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,028 Get out here. Give me that book. 92 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,742 - Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? - Four. 93 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,829 - I'm 6 and a half, Mommy. - Five, then. 94 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,415 - I was 6 in August. - You're a liar. 95 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,918 - I wanna go to school. - School! 96 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,338 Out of the question. Who would be here to sign for the packages? 97 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,592 We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. 98 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,428 Now, go watch TV like a good kid. 99 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,973 You know, sometimes I think there's something wrong with that girl. 100 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,684 Tell me about it. 101 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,686 Hey, dip-face... 102 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,273 ...have a marshmallow. Have another marshmallow, dip-face! 103 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,734 Dip-face! 104 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,286 Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend. 105 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:01,081 Someone like the kind, courageous people in her books. 106 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,627 It occurred to her that like talking dragons and princesses... 107 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:10,424 ...with hair long enough to climb, such people might exist only in storybooks. 108 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:14,345 But Matilda was about to discover that she could be her own friend. 109 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,389 That she had a kind of strength she wasn't even aware of. 110 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,517 I'm great! I'm incredible! 111 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,145 Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. 112 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,898 Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? 113 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,358 Did we! 114 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,443 Does that mean I can get that new TV? 115 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,780 Yeah. Son, one day you're gonna have to earn your own living. 116 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,032 It's time you learned the family business. 117 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,618 Sit down. Write this down. 118 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:43,123 All right. The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. 119 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,961 I sold it for $1158. 120 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,672 The second one cost $512. 121 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:55,010 I sold it for $2269. 122 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,513 - Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. - Just write. 123 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:03,018 The third cost $68. I sold it for $999. 124 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,189 And the fourth cost $1100. 125 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:13,279 I sold it for 7839 big American boffos. 126 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,948 - Harry! - What was my profit for the day? 127 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:20,327 - Could you repeat the last one...? - $10,265. 128 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,374 Check it if you don't believe me. 129 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,839 You're a little cheat. You saw the paper. 130 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,674 From all the way over here? 131 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,136 Are you being smart with me? 132 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,432 If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're gonna be punished. 133 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,892 Punished for being smart? 134 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,020 For being a smart aleck. 135 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,982 When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson. 136 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,067 - Person? - Get up! 137 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,528 - Get up. - Harry Wormwood... 138 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,947 ...had unintentionally given his daughter... 139 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,867 ...the first practical advice she could use. 140 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,661 He meant to say, "When a child is bad." 141 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,456 Instead he said, "When a person is bad." 142 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:09,126 And thereby introduced a revolutionary idea... 143 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,463 ...that children could punish their parents. 144 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,675 Only when they deserved it, of course. 145 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,674 Michael, come into my room. 146 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,636 What? 147 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,682 My boy, today's the day I take you to the shop. What do you say? 148 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,059 I don't know. What do you say, Dad? 149 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,687 I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law. 150 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,897 People don't buy a car, they buy me. 151 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,025 Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance. 152 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,654 Well-oiled hair, clean shaved, snappy suit. 153 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,949 Now, run along and get ready for a big day of learning, kid. 154 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,243 It's gonna be a big day of learning too. 155 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,872 There's a sucker born every minute. We're gonna take them for all they got. 156 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,207 Give me the cookies. 157 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,168 Here. 158 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,885 Okay, my boy, heir to the throne. 159 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,721 Today we diddle the customer. 160 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,891 What's wrong with you? What are you looking at? 161 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,685 Lovekins, where's my breakfast? 162 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,521 Here we are, my heartstrings. 163 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,568 Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? 164 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,364 My hair? 165 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,754 Give me those things. Give me that. Where are you going with those? 166 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,256 Give me those. Get in the car. Go on. 167 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,929 - Get in. - Dirty dealings... 168 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:11,350 ...like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long. 169 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,603 Especially when the FBI gets involved. 170 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,404 9: 17, suspect exits domicile. 171 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448 I've got 9:18. 172 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,285 9: 17 is correct. 173 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:44,633 Michael, one day all this will be yours. 174 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,510 This? 175 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,805 See this junker? I paid $100 for it. 176 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,099 She's got 120,000 miles on her. 177 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,185 Transmission shot, bumpers have fallen off. 178 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,271 What do I do with her? 179 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,566 I sell her. 180 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,193 We really should weld these bumpers on... 181 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:07,155 ...but that takes time, equipment, money. 182 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,366 So we use Super Super Glue instead. 183 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,370 Go ahead, put it on there. 184 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,122 Won't it fall off? 185 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,333 - Definitely. - Isn't that dangerous? 186 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,627 Not to me, okay? 187 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,296 Transmission. 188 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,675 The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the engine run as sweet as a nut... 189 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,344 ...for a couple of miles. - Daddy, that's cheating. 190 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,015 Of course it's cheating. Nobody ever got rich being honest. 191 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,184 20 years ago, we could turn the numbers back by hand. But... 192 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,353 Here, take my hat. 193 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,899 But the feds like to test the ingenuity of the American businessman. 194 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,651 Two-directional drill. 195 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,279 You run it backwards, the numbers go down. 196 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,656 Watch the speedometer. 197 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,367 Cool. 198 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,621 - See? - Yeah. 199 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,831 Daddy, you're a crook. 200 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,126 - What? - This is illegal. 201 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,337 Here, keep drilling. 202 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,924 Do you make money? Do you have a job? 203 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,469 No, but don't people need good cars? 204 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,305 Can't you sell good cars, Dad? 205 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,016 Listen, you little wiseacre. 206 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,811 I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. 207 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,230 And there's nothing you can do about it. 208 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,996 Harry, I won! I won! 209 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,083 I hit the double bingo! 210 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,337 Come on, everybody! I'm taking you all to Café Le Ritz. 211 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,381 - Let me see the money. - Never mind. 212 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,341 Double bingo, huh? 213 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:53,011 God, your hair looks awful. I hope they let you in. 214 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,180 - They'll let me in. - Here's your hat, Daddy. 215 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,224 Get in the car. 216 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,935 Go on, get in. 217 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,188 How much? 218 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,857 It's for me to know and you to find out. 219 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,073 - It's nice to go out sometimes. - Yeah. 220 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,282 You never take us out. 221 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,201 Of course I do. I took you to the Flipper. 222 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,704 - I don't remember any of the Flipper. - The fish joint. 223 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,372 You found that comb in the bouillabaisse. 224 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,125 Oh, yeah. I like that joint. 225 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,585 Bonjour. This way, please. 226 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,254 Harry, take your hat off. 227 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,840 - I can't. - This is a nice place. 228 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,842 You can't wear a hat inside. 229 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,135 I can't take it off. 230 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,138 Harry, nobody cares what your hair looks like. 231 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,516 - What's with this hat? - I can't get it off. I can't get it off. 232 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,271 Just a minute. I'm gonna yank this hat off. I'm pulling it. 233 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,109 I think your head swelled up really bad. 234 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,531 - You're pulling the skin! - You're such a baby! Stop it! 235 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,159 - Fibers are fused to the head! - Fibers are fused? 236 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,245 What is that supposed to mean? Give me that hat! 237 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,864 I will not be the figure of ridicule! 238 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,241 I want respect, and I want it now! 239 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,913 I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. 240 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,707 I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously you did. 241 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,335 I did not glue my hat to my head. 242 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:52,672 The hat shrunk, the fibers fused to my hair. 243 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,258 Baby, wait a minute. I'm getting it now. 244 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,219 I'm getting it. One more. 245 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,348 Oh, my God. 246 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,819 From now on, this family does exactly what I say... 247 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,404 ...when, exactly when, I say it! 248 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,074 - Here's your hat, Harry. - Give me that. 249 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,159 And right now... 250 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,704 ...we are eating dinner and watching TV. 251 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,585 Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey? 252 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,588 Shut your light off. 253 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,758 I'm just giving it away! 254 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,929 But for those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. 255 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:45,433 For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our cube of cash. 256 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,521 Once in our cube of cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body... 257 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,857 ...you get to take home. 258 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,653 Hi, Dad. 259 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,238 Are you in this family? 260 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,285 Hello? 261 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,037 Are you in this family? 262 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,335 Dinnertime is family time. What is this trash you're reading? 263 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,796 It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. 264 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,215 It's called Moby Dick, by Herman Melville. 265 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,551 Moby what? 266 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:26,016 - This is filth! Trash! Here. - It's not mine! It's a library book. 267 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,726 Trash! 268 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:32,105 I'm fed up with all this reading! You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! 269 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,607 Sit up and look at the TV. 270 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,485 Producers are not liable for any skin irritation that may result from playing. 271 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,779 Get real sticky and get cash for free. 272 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,241 All right, that's enough. Let's get sticky! 273 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,656 I didn't do it. 274 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,659 Of course you didn't do it, you little twit. 275 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,328 I told you that was a cheap set. 276 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:32,207 It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set. 277 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,084 Put your light on! 278 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,087 Bummer. 279 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,214 Was it magic or coincidence? 280 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,882 She didn't know. 281 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,761 It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. 282 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,431 Matilda might never have discovered her own great strength of mind... 283 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,268 ...were it not for the events that began on the very next day. 284 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,854 I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. 285 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,691 - Can you service me? - In a manner of speaking, yes. 286 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,275 Welcome to Wormwood Motors. 287 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,695 Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. 288 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,782 Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. 289 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,744 I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. 290 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,832 - Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh... - My school is a model of discipline. 291 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,085 "Use the rod, beat the child," that's my motto. 292 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,587 - Terrific motto. - You have brats yourself? 293 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,173 Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mistake, Matilda. 294 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,469 They're all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one. 295 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,140 Well, since you're an educator, I'm gonna make you a great deal. 296 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,851 - You had better. - Let's do business. 297 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,187 Thank you. 298 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,939 Enjoy it. 299 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,192 - Hey, you, you're going to school. - I am? 300 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,194 First thing tomorrow. 301 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,407 Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. You'll get a real education at this place. 302 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,039 Matilda had always wanted to go to school because she loved to learn. 303 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,834 She tried to imagine what her new school would be like. 304 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,794 Go ahead. 305 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,131 She pictured a lovely building surrounded by trees... 306 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,216 ...and flowers and swings. 307 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,929 Well, there was a building... 308 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,806 ...and children. 309 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,601 So regardless of what Crunchem Hall looked like... 310 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,478 ...she was happy to be there. 311 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,979 Hey, wait up! 312 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:22,484 After all, any school is better than no school at all. 313 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,652 Isn't it? 314 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,271 You, detention. 315 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,696 You're too small. Grow up quicker! 316 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,910 Heads up! Shoulders back! Stomachs in! Stand straight. 317 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,286 - Hey. - Sorry. 318 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,496 Detention for you. 319 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,707 That's okay. It's much better than being out there. 320 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,167 Is that my teacher? 321 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,753 No, that's the principal, Miss Trunchbull. 322 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,880 You've gotta be kidding. 323 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,675 You squirts better skedaddle. I'm not kidding. 324 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,719 The Trunchbull likes to snap a whip in there to see who's trying to hide. 325 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,429 Stomach in! 326 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,765 Change those socks! Too pink. 327 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,517 - I'm Matilda. - Lavender. 328 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,853 - I'm Hortensia. - Hi. 329 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,898 She doesn't really hit children with that riding crop, does she? 330 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,192 No, it's mostly for scare. 331 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,069 What she does is worse. 332 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:52,031 Like yesterday, in the second grade, the Trunchbull makes a weekly visit... 333 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,284 ...to every classroom to show the teachers... 334 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,494 ...a thing or two about handling kids. 335 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,079 And Julius Rottwinkle ate... 336 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,124 ...two M&M's during her lesson. - And she caught him? 337 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,917 Of course. 338 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,135 Was Julius okay? After being thrown out the window? 339 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:15,722 Of course he wasn't okay. He lived, if that's what you mean. 340 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,725 The Trunchbull used to be in the Olympics. 341 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,811 Shot put, javelin, hammer throw. 342 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,605 The hammer throw is her specialty. 343 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,108 - So she does this all the time? - Better than being put in the choky. 344 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,028 - Choky? - Yeah, the choky. 345 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,031 It's a tall, narrow hole in the wall behind a door. 346 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,034 You have to stand in a drippy pipe with jagged edges. 347 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,745 And the walls have broken glass and nails sticking out. 348 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,789 Get inside, you festering ball of pus! 349 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,459 - She puts kids in there? - I've been in twice. 350 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,836 Sometimes she leaves you in there all day. 351 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,797 - Didn't you tell your parents? - They didn't believe me. 352 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,342 I mean, would your parents believe it? 353 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,303 Sixty lines after school: "I must obey Miss Trunchbull." 354 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,430 No. 355 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,807 - Out of my way. - Here she comes. 356 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,813 Fresh meat. 357 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,614 Amanda Thripp. 358 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,325 Yes, Miss Trunchbull. 359 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,328 - What are those? - What's what, Miss Trunchbull? 360 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,331 Hanging down by your ears. 361 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,999 You mean my pigtails? 362 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:30,338 - Are you a pig, Amanda? - No, Miss Trunchbull. 363 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,508 Do I allow pigs in my school? 364 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,928 My mommy thinks they're sweet. 365 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,847 Your mommy is a twit! 366 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,477 You'll chop those off before school tomorrow or I will... 367 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,229 - But... - But?! 368 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:49,107 - I don't... - But? Did you say "but"? 369 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,025 - Hammer throw. - What? 370 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,819 Definitely. 371 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,029 I'll give you "but"! 372 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,293 - Good loft! - And excellent release. 373 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,049 - Think she'll make the fence? - Gonna be a close one. 374 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:39,574 Quiet! Get to class before I throw you all in the choky. 375 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,951 Lavender. 376 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,703 What's my teacher like? 377 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,915 Run, run, run. Faster! Get in. 378 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,584 Quickly! 379 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,711 But Matilda's teacher, Miss Honey... 380 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,880 ...was one of those remarkable people... 381 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,925 ...who appreciates every single child for who she or he is. 382 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,094 I scooped these up for you, Miss Honey. 383 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:03,598 Oh, how lovely. Thank you, Amanda. 384 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:07,810 Okay, listen up, everybody. We have a new student with us today. 385 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:11,522 This is Matilda Wormwood. I'd like you to sit over here with Lavender. 386 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,567 Now, you all remember how scary your first days at school were. 387 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:19,155 So I'd like you to be especially nice to Matilda and make her feel welcome. 388 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,740 Could you get her workbook for her, please? 389 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,659 - Yes, Miss Honey. - You can sit down. 390 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,789 Miss Honey was a wonderful teacher and a friend to everyone. 391 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,292 But her life was not as simple and beautiful as it seemed. 392 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,295 Miss Honey had a deep, dark secret. 393 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,297 Though it caused her great pain... 394 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:39,550 ...she did not let it interfere with her teaching. 395 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,471 Well, Matilda, you've come on a very good day... 396 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,141 ...because we're going to review everything that we've learned so far. 397 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,478 Now, it's all right if you don't understand any of this because you're brand-new. 398 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,815 But if you do know an answer, just raise your hand. Okay? 399 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,151 All right. We've been working on our two-times tables. 400 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,404 Would anyone like to demonstrate? 401 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,073 Okay. 402 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,325 Let's do some together. 403 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:09,664 - Two times four is? - Eight. 404 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:13,126 - Two times six is? - Twelve. 405 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,795 - Two times nine is? - Eighteen. 406 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,172 Excellent! You've been practicing. 407 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,675 Pretty soon you'll be able to do any multiplication... 408 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,428 ...whether it's two times seven... - Fourteen. 409 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:27,181 Very good. Or 13 times 379. 410 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,018 4927. 411 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,355 I beg your pardon? 412 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,858 I think that's the answer. 413 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,361 13 times 379. 414 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,029 4-9-2-7. 415 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,216 It is. 416 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:11,058 Matilda, you know how to multiply big numbers? 417 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:15,688 I read this book last year on mathematics at the library. 418 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,650 You like to read? 419 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,069 Oh, yes, I love to read. 420 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,821 What do you like to read? 421 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:29,827 Everything, but lately I've been reading Darles Chickens. 422 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,874 Charles Dickens. I could read him every day. 423 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,085 So could I. 424 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,465 All right, everyone... 425 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:46,135 ...take out your workbooks and let's start with section three. 426 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,770 I'll be back in a moment. 427 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,661 Gotcha right in the neck! And you. 428 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,290 Yes! You... Come in, come in, whoever you are. 429 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,463 Almost got you. 430 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:27,134 Good to see you, Jen. Good, good, good. 431 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:30,471 Time for one of our little heart-to-hearts? 432 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:37,353 Actually, it's about the new girl in my class, Miss Trunchbull... 433 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,146 ...Matilda Wormwood. 434 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,149 - Her father says she's a real wart. - A what? 435 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,778 A carbuncle, a blister, a festering pustule of malignant ooze. 436 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:51,033 Oh, no, Matilda Wormwood is a very sweet girl, and very bright. 437 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,785 A bright child? 438 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:55,246 Yes. She can multiply large sums in her head. 439 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,999 So can a calculator. 440 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:03,754 Well, I think she might be happier in an older and more advanced class. 441 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,133 I knew it! You can't handle the little viper... 442 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,927 ...so you're trying to foist her off on one of the other teachers. 443 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,846 - No, no, no, Miss Trunchbull. - Yes! 444 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,682 Typical, slothful cowardice. 445 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,184 Listen to me, Jen. 446 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,981 The distance the shot put goes depends upon the effort you put into it. 447 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,649 Perspiration! 448 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:28,154 If you can't handle the little brat, I'll lock her in the choky! 449 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,950 - Get it? - Yes, ma'am. 450 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:37,705 One day, Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good... 451 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:42,209 ...and the good of those putrescent little children! 452 00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,233 Get back at Tiffany. Before. 453 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,402 - When she was having that... - Mom, I'm home. 454 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,614 - How was school? - School was great. 455 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:14,408 My teacher lets me do sixth-grade work. Look. 456 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,911 - Algebra and geography. - Hold on a minute. 457 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,789 Can't you see I'm in the middle of an important phone call? 458 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,375 Well, you just asked me how school was. 459 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,001 Quiet. 460 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,587 What else was she supposed to do? The baby wasn't his. 461 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,090 Well, it was really great. 462 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,801 No way. They gotta be implants. 463 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:36,806 The principal is insane. She threw a girl over the fence by her hair. 464 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,851 It would change your life too if you waxed yours, I'm positive. 465 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,021 I have the most wonderful teacher. 466 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,107 Mine are driving me crazy. 467 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:49,610 I'm telling you, six hours a day at school is not enough. 468 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,195 I'll say. 469 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,907 Whack to the belly! A smack to the face. Another smack to the face! 470 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,910 Burns is hurt. He's on the ropes, ladies and gentlemen. 471 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,162 Saved by the bell. 472 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,832 - Packages at this hour? - Come here. 473 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:05,543 - What? - Okay. 474 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,131 Hello. 475 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:14,218 We don't give money. We don't like charities. We don't buy raffle tickets. 476 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,303 Mr. Wormwood. 477 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,639 I'm Jennifer Honey. I'm Matilda's teacher. 478 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,433 What has she done now? 479 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,979 You! Go to your room right now! Right now. Beat it! 480 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:28,733 Look, whatever it is, she's your problem now. 481 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,818 No, there is no problem. 482 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:33,404 Then beat it. We're watching TV. 483 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:38,743 Mr. Wormwood, if you think watching some rotten TV show... 484 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,538 ...is more important than your daughter, then maybe you shouldn't be a parent. 485 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,041 Now, why don't you turn that darn thing off and listen to me? 486 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,298 All right, come in. Get this over with. 487 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:55,676 Mrs. Wormwood's not gonna like this. Come on, get in. 488 00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,680 Close the door. 489 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,849 - Who is it? - Some teacher. 490 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:04,852 Says she's gotta talk to you about Matilda. 491 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,315 What did you do that for? He had Velasquez on the ropes. 492 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:10,775 What do you want? 493 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,403 I'm sure you're aware by now that Matilda has a brilliant mind. 494 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,447 Yeah, right. Mikey, get me a beer. 495 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,241 Her math skills are simply extraordinary. 496 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,494 - She's reading material that I... - Want one? 497 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,038 Oh, no, thank you, dear. 498 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:28,501 Material that I didn't see until my second year of college. 499 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,711 - Oh, college. - Great, college. 500 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,047 I really feel, with private instruction... 501 00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:36,050 ...that she'd be ready for college in just a few short years. 502 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:38,719 Look, Miss Snit. 503 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,264 A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent. 504 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,391 I mean, take a look at you and me. 505 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,937 You chose books. I chose looks. 506 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:51,732 I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... 507 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,779 ...and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABC's. 508 00:35:56,947 --> 00:36:00,074 You want Matilda to go to college? 509 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:05,079 College! I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. 510 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:08,791 Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen. 511 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,127 Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. 512 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,672 If you became ill, heaven forbid... 513 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,008 ...your doctor would be a college graduate. 514 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:21,136 Or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. 515 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,597 The lawyer who defended you would've gone to college too. 516 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:27,101 What car? Sued by who? 517 00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:30,396 - Who you been talking to? - Nobody. 518 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:38,904 Oh, dear, I can see we're not going to agree, are we? 519 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:42,741 No. I'm sorry I burst in on you like this. 520 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,618 Sorry. 521 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,455 We ought to sue her for interrupting our show. 522 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,875 Tell me about it. 523 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:53,085 Why's he in the middle of the ring? 524 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,421 He's standing in the middle of the ring because it's over. 525 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:56,881 Thank you. 526 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,716 - We missed it? - Tomorrow. 527 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:02,553 - Great, it's over. - Who won? 528 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,346 How do I know? You shut it off! 529 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,849 Was it my fault that she came in the middle of the fight? 530 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:08,559 Hop to. Hippity-hop. 531 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:13,314 The entire school will go to the assembly room immediately. 532 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,107 Sit! 533 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,903 - What's up? - Beats me. 534 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,491 Bruce Bogtrotter. 535 00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:36,712 Would little Brucey come up here, please? 536 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:51,685 He lives on my block. 537 00:37:56,358 --> 00:38:00,444 This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter... 538 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,531 ...is none other than a vicious sneak thief. 539 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,034 You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? 540 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,620 I don't know what you're talking about. 541 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,706 Cake. Chocolate cake. 542 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,335 You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen... 543 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,879 ...and ate my personal snack! 544 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:21,799 Do you deny it? 545 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:29,223 Confess! 546 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,977 Well, it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. 547 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,646 This one... 548 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,231 ...was mine. 549 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:41,235 And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. 550 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:42,528 My mom's is better. 551 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,532 It is, is it? 552 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,035 How can you be sure unless you have another piece? 553 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,540 Sit down, Bog. 554 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,518 Here we go. 555 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,147 Smells chocolaty, eh? 556 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:22,276 Now, eat it! 557 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,614 I don't want any, thank you. 558 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,408 Eat it! 559 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,079 Don't eat it. 560 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,290 She wouldn't give him cake. 561 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,625 - It's poison. - Something's up. 562 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,344 Yeah. 563 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,576 You look like you enjoyed that, Brucey. 564 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,661 Yes, ma'am. 565 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,331 You must have some more. 566 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,917 Oh, no, thanks. 567 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:22,419 But you'll hurt Cook's feelings. 568 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,880 Cookie. 569 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:32,679 She made this cake just for you to have on your very own. 570 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,019 Her sweat and blood went into this cake... 571 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,146 ...and you will not leave this platform... 572 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:45,359 ...until you have consumed the entire confection! 573 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,694 Entire confection. 574 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,364 - See you at lunch. - Thank you, Cookie. 575 00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:54,284 - Rotten kids. - You wanted cake, you got cake. 576 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,870 Now, eat it! 577 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,719 Poor Brucey. 578 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,713 He's going to puke. 579 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,341 I can't look. Is he going to puke? 580 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,427 Without a doubt. 581 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,769 Bruce looks real bad. 582 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,605 Give up? 583 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:12,029 You can do it, Brucey! 584 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,698 You can do it, Bruce! 585 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,909 Yeah, you can do it! 586 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,621 Go, Bruce! 587 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,956 Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! 588 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,629 Silence! 589 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,717 Yes! 590 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,094 Yeah! 591 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:38,805 Silence! 592 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,479 Stop! Silence! 593 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,421 Shut up! The entire assembly... 594 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,467 ...will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary. 595 00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:19,638 Any children who object will go straight into the choky... 596 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,682 ...together! 597 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:30,816 Rescue 8 out of Station 8, Los Angeles County. 598 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:35,070 This was a Code R, an official way of saying we've caught a bad one. 599 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:38,699 The kind of accident where death itself holds a stopwatch on us. 600 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,454 - Young lady, where were you? - Miss Trunchbull kept the school late... 601 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,498 ...because a boy ate some chocolate cake. 602 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:49,543 That's the biggest lie I ever heard. You see those packages over there? 603 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:52,963 They were left out for the world to see because you weren't here to take them in. 604 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,340 - I don't think it's fair, bumpkins. - What? 605 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,677 You get all this stuff from catalogs, and I don't get anything. 606 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:02,431 It's not catalogs, it's car parts, sweetness. It's business. 607 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:05,559 Oh, if it's business, why don't you have it sent to the office? 608 00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:07,728 Because the cops may be watching the office. 609 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,147 The cops are watching the house. 610 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:13,400 - What? - They're parked outside right now. 611 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,902 You are such an ignoramus. 612 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:20,073 Those are speedboat salesmen. Really nice guys. 613 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,908 Cops. 614 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,497 Speedboats? There are no lakes around here. 615 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:31,126 Yeah, but some people like to go away on the weekends. 616 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:34,463 - Some people have fun. - And some people are cops. 617 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,590 - They are not cops. - Are too. 618 00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:39,259 They are not. I ought to know if there's cops watching my house. 619 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,429 Now, go to bed, you lying little earwig. 620 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,807 With the FBI watching her father... 621 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,393 ...and the Trunchbull terrorising her school... 622 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:52,356 ...it was a rare, happy moment when Matilda could just play with her friends. 623 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,859 A frog! A frog! A frog! 624 00:44:56,736 --> 00:45:00,197 - What is it, Lavender? - A frog! 625 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,367 It's a salamander. 626 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,452 - It's a chameleon. - It's a newt. 627 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:10,082 "Any of the small semiaquatic salamanders from the genus Triturus." 628 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:14,878 "Some are brightly colored and secrete irritating substances." 629 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,592 How could you keep going? 630 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,304 Useless, flaming car! 631 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,556 Wormwood! 632 00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:28,392 Sell me a lemon? 633 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,560 You're heading for the choky, young lady! 634 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,812 - Choky? - Teach you a lesson. 635 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,105 What lesson? 636 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,565 You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! 637 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,276 - My father? - The guy with that stupid haircut! 638 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:42,614 - I'm nothing like my father. - You're the spitting image. 639 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,867 The apple never rots far from the tree. 640 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,078 Miss Honey! 641 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,372 Miss Trunchbull teaches our class today, Lavender. 642 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:52,040 - Please get a water pitcher. - But Miss Honey... 643 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,335 Quickly. She'll be here any second. Come on. 644 00:45:56,379 --> 00:46:00,173 Make sure the water's cold, Lavender. Hurry. Vinnie, cover the fish. 645 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,885 Put away the art projects. Put away anything colorful. 646 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,637 Oh, Charlie, won't you get those crayons for me. 647 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,474 Most great ideas come from hard work and careful planning. 648 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:13,353 Of course, once in a while, they just jump out at you. 649 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:16,148 Raina, cover the birds and beetles. Hurry! Hurry! 650 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:21,236 I hear her coming. Okay, now, last time, some of you forgot yourselves. 651 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:25,198 Don't speak unless you're spoken to. Don't laugh. Don't smile. 652 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,492 Don't even breathe loudly. 653 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:30,203 Don't breathe at all. 654 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,040 Morning, Miss Trunchbull. 655 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,418 Good morning, Miss Trunchbull. 656 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,171 Sit! 657 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:52,517 I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. 658 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:54,895 They're the bane of my life. 659 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,481 - They're like insects. - Where's Matilda? 660 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,984 They should be got rid of as early as possible. 661 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,572 My idea of a perfect school... 662 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:10,619 ...is one in which there are no children at all. 663 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,206 Do you agree, Miss Honey? 664 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:22,756 Now, you, front of the class! 665 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,931 Are you okay? 666 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:36,019 Next time I tell you to empty your pockets, you'll do it faster, won't you? 667 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,605 - Yes, Miss Trunchbull. - Miss Honey. 668 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:43,109 This could be the most interesting thing you've ever done. 669 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:49,032 Sit down, you squirming worm of vomit! 670 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,576 Thank you, Miss Trunchbull. 671 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:02,796 Get up! 672 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,341 Can you spell? 673 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:09,678 Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. 674 00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,596 We can spell "difficulty." 675 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:15,475 You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. 676 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,686 She taught us with a poem. 677 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,521 A poem, how sweet. 678 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:25,110 - What poem would that be? - Mrs. D, Mrs. I 679 00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:27,737 Mrs. F-F-I 680 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:32,409 Mrs. C, Mrs. U Mrs. L-T-Y 681 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,495 Why are all these women married? 682 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:40,000 Mrs. D? Mrs. I? You're supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry! 683 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,465 I cannot, for the life of me, understand... 684 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,385 ...why small children take so long to grow up. 685 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:53,305 I think they do it deliberately just to annoy me. 686 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,948 What's funny? 687 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,951 Come on, spit it out. Speak up. 688 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:18,038 I like a joke as well as the next fat person. 689 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,963 It's a snake. It's a snake! 690 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,841 It's a snake! 691 00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:35,263 One of you tried to poison me. Who? 692 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,558 Matilda. 693 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:39,768 I knew it! 694 00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,730 I just thought you'd like to know, it's not a snake. It's a newt. 695 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,858 - What did you say? - It's a newt. 696 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:52,238 Stand up, you villainous sack of goat slime! You did this. 697 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,531 No, Miss Trunchbull. 698 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:58,203 Did you act alone, or did you have accomplices? 699 00:49:58,371 --> 00:49:59,996 I didn't do it. 700 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,582 You didn't like the choky, did you? 701 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,834 Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? 702 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,129 Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. 703 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:11,341 - For what, Miss Trunchbull? - For this newt, you piss-worm! 704 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,427 I'm telling you, I didn't do it! 705 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:17,514 Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm gonna punish you... 706 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:21,434 ...because I'm big and you're small, and I'm right and you're wrong. 707 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:24,187 And there's nothing you can do about it. 708 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:28,274 You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat. 709 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:32,946 You're the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization. 710 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,615 Am I wrong? I'm never wrong. 711 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:42,122 In this classroom, in this school, I am God! 712 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,488 - You! - I didn't move. 713 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:17,699 You did this! 714 00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:21,995 How could she possibly have done it when she was sitting way over here? 715 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,541 I'll be watching you, each and every one. 716 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,376 When you turn the corner... 717 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,671 ...when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats... 718 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,840 ...when you skip merrily to lunch... 719 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,843 ...I'll be watching you, all of you... 720 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,554 ...and especially you. 721 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,648 Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry. 722 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:54,861 - Thanks for not telling. - Best friends don't tell. 723 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,948 She can really dance. 724 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,204 I'm gonna clean up this mess, then I'll come and help you fill the bird feeder. 725 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,372 I'll be out there in a minute. 726 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:11,503 - Miss Honey? - Yes, Matilda? 727 00:52:13,214 --> 00:52:15,965 Miss Honey, I did it. 728 00:52:16,509 --> 00:52:19,052 - Did what? - I made the glass tip over. 729 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:23,223 Oh, sweetheart, don't let Miss Trunchbull make you feel that way. 730 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,058 Nobody did it. It was an accident. 731 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:29,229 I did it with my eyes. Watch, I'll prove it to you. 732 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:35,026 It's wonderful you feel so powerful. 733 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:39,072 Many people don't feel powerful at all. 734 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:52,919 Come on, tip over, you glass. Glass, tip over. Tip over. 735 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,588 Come on, tip over. Tip over, glass. 736 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,423 It's all right, Matilda. 737 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:04,347 I really did do it, Miss Honey. 738 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:08,601 One of the odd things about life is sometimes you can do something... 739 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,855 ...until you wanna show someone, and then you can't. 740 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,941 Or sometimes you think something's broken and then you take it to be fixed... 741 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,734 This isn't like that. 742 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,406 I don't know. 743 00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:24,951 Maybe I made myself tired. 744 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,205 Matilda, would you like to come over to my house this afternoon? 745 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,458 I'd like that very much, Miss Honey. 746 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,544 Good. 747 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:39,799 I just stare very hard, and then my eyes get all hot... 748 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,302 ...and I can feel the strongness. 749 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:46,472 I feel like I can move almost anything in the world. 750 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:49,350 You do believe me, don't you? 751 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,644 Oh, I believe that you should believe in whatever power... 752 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:56,649 ...you think you have inside of you. Believe it with all your heart. 753 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:02,488 That's where Miss Trunchbull lives. 754 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,326 Why is there a swing? 755 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:13,166 A girl I know used to live in that house. Her life was good and happy. 756 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:17,295 When she was just 2 years old, her mother died. 757 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,213 Her father was a doctor... 758 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,175 ...and he needed someone to look after things at home... 759 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,720 ...so he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. 760 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:30,266 But the girl's aunt was a mean person who treated the girl very badly. 761 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:33,603 - The Trunchbull. - Yes. 762 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,857 And worst of all, when the girl was 5, her father died. 763 00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:39,484 How did her father die? 764 00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:42,487 The police decided he'd killed himself. 765 00:54:42,655 --> 00:54:44,405 Why would he do such a thing? 766 00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,532 No one knows. 767 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,705 The end is happier. 768 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:54,540 She found a small cottage. 769 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:58,544 She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month... 770 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:02,382 ...and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers... 771 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,718 ...and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house and she finally got her freedom. 772 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,971 Good for her. 773 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,224 - Do you know why I told you this? - No. 774 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:17,230 You were born into a family that doesn't always appreciate you... 775 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:21,234 ...but one day, things are gonna be very different. 776 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:28,700 Should we go inside and have tea and cookies? 777 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,618 - Yes, please. - Okay. 778 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:38,918 - This is the cottage from your story. - Yes. 779 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,380 The young woman is you. 780 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,800 But then... 781 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:49,470 - No. - Yes. 782 00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,931 Aunt Trunchbull. 783 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:58,312 When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home... 784 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,606 ...I had to leave all my treasures behind. 785 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:05,611 - Treasures? - Photographs of my mother and father... 786 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:10,074 ...and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. 787 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:12,285 Lissy Doll, I called her. 788 00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:15,038 - Would you like some milk? - Yes, please. 789 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,167 Why don't you run away? 790 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:24,505 I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. 791 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:27,842 And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. 792 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,803 You're very brave, Miss Honey. 793 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,723 Not as brave as you. 794 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,642 I thought grownups weren't afraid of anything. 795 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,144 Quite the contrary. 796 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:41,773 All grownups get scared, just like children. 797 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:46,152 I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. 798 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,661 There she is. 799 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:03,920 Shot put. 800 00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,296 Hammer throw. 801 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:07,548 Javelin. 802 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,228 Back, back, back, back! 803 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:22,355 She's afraid of a cat? 804 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:24,774 Black cats. She's very superstitious. 805 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:29,529 Go! 806 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,035 Poor kitty. 807 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,372 - Oh, he's all right. - Hopefully. 808 00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:49,132 - Let's go get your treasures. - No, Matilda. 809 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,927 Well, she's gone. Come on. 810 00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:59,100 - Matilda! - Miss Honey. 811 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,235 Come on, move, you piece of junkyard fodder. 812 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,571 Shift, you... No, no. 813 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,498 My house. 814 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,342 Oh, my. 815 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:38,806 My father's portrait used to hang there. 816 00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:42,518 Whoever painted the Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. 817 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,271 A really strong stomach. 818 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,878 We should go. 819 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:12,590 Father's chocolate box. 820 00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:20,932 After supper, he'd take a chocolate, cut it in half... 821 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:23,517 ...and he'd always give me the bigger half. 822 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,730 When he died, Trunchbull would count them so I couldn't even sneak one. 823 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:32,485 She'd take a chocolate, bring it to her lips and say: 824 00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:35,238 Much too good for children. 825 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,328 Have one. 826 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,418 No, she'd notice. 827 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:53,005 - Where's Lissy Doll? - Upstairs. 828 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,676 Matilda. 829 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,429 What? 830 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,349 Matilda. 831 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:12,733 You filthy... Crush the little weasel! 832 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:16,112 This is my room. 833 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:23,119 That's my dad. 834 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:25,955 - What's his name? - Magnus. 835 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:30,209 I used to call him King Magnus and he called me Bumblebee. 836 01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,588 I don't think Magnus killed himself. 837 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,215 Neither do I. 838 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:39,885 Is that Lissy Doll? 839 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:47,435 Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum! 840 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:51,605 I want you around here now with another car! 841 01:00:52,441 --> 01:00:56,402 Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! 842 01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,988 I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna burn down your showroom! 843 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,533 I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! 844 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:06,037 When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! 845 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:08,039 You what? 846 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,189 Come on. 847 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,863 - Shouldn't we hide or something? - Yeah. Yeah, go. 848 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:44,241 Go to the end of the hall, down the stairs and out the kitchen door. 849 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:46,369 I'll distract her. 850 01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:58,422 Who's in my house?! 851 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,221 Come out and fight like a man! 852 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:03,279 Tallyho! 853 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,529 Come on, come on. 854 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:28,340 Come on, over there. 855 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:32,845 Some rats are gonna die today. 856 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:14,136 Oh, my goodness. 857 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,014 Feel my heart. 858 01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:21,060 Weren't you the most scared you've ever been in your whole life? 859 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:25,606 Come on, let's go. 860 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:29,234 She shouldn't be allowed to treat people like that. 861 01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,237 - Somebody's gotta teach her a lesson. - I know. 862 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,908 We'll wait until she leaves again, then we'll go get your doll. 863 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,327 - What? - Just kidding. 864 01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:43,290 Come here. 865 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:49,046 Matilda, promise me you will never go back in that house again. 866 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,465 I promise. 867 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,468 Okay. Come on. 868 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:07,314 So he came home with $2000 cash... 869 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,441 ...and he threw it up in the air... 870 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:14,947 ...and we both just swam in it like we were on The Million Dollar Sticky. 871 01:07:15,407 --> 01:07:17,783 Do you like that show? 872 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,910 I love that show. 873 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,537 That was the old days. 874 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:25,582 Now he's got money in banks all over this planet, and does he give me a dime? 875 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:29,962 - Matilda, this is Bob and Bill. - They're cops. 876 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:33,716 They are not cops. They are Ace Powerboat salesmen. 877 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,342 Babyface, I'm starved! 878 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:39,179 Hi, Harry. 879 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,973 Who are you? 880 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:44,226 What is this, a hot tub party? Get the hell out of here! 881 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,894 I slave all day, I come home... 882 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,814 ...you're entertaining a couple of surfer-dude bodybuilders. 883 01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:50,566 They're cops, Dad. 884 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:53,569 - You interested in time-share? - Get out of here. 885 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:57,656 You don't let me talk to people. I am in a cage, Harry. 886 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,368 I need to talk to somebody besides our stupid kids. 887 01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:05,247 Oh, yeah? A man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table... 888 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:08,333 ...without having to wade through male strippers! 889 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:10,377 - Dad? - What do you want? 890 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:14,548 - Yell at me, okay? - Shut up and leave us alone! 891 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:17,843 - Yell at me again. - Yell at you? 892 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,345 I'll come in and pound your miserable hide! 893 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,931 What do I have to do to gain respect around here?! 894 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,768 I'm gonna give you a tanning like you've never had in your life! 895 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:29,521 My word is my law! You understand?! Law! 896 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,570 No kid likes being yelled at... 897 01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:39,573 ...but it was precisely Harry's ranting and raving... 898 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:42,034 ...that gave Matilda the key to her power. 899 01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:46,622 To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. 900 01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:59,218 You're a little cheat. What, are you stupid? 901 01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:02,513 I'm smart, you're dumb. The apple never rots far from the tree. 902 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,306 I think there is something wrong with that girl. 903 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,809 - I'm right, you're wrong. - Hey, dip-face, here's your book. 904 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:11,063 You're a Wormwood. It's time you started acting like one! 905 01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:23,302 That was my personal favorite... 906 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,929 ...played especially for all you little bitty pretty ones... 907 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:27,806 ...moving and grooving on this sunny afternoon. 908 01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:31,226 Playing music to make you smile, so you'd better not touch that d... 909 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,282 Shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this? 910 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:47,826 No, this guy's dirty. 911 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:51,872 Once we show this tape in court, Wormwood's goose is cooked. 912 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,584 I'm sure that box is full of stolen car parts. 913 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,669 You've been taping all week. 914 01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,672 How about letting me handle that camera for a while? 915 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,591 You know how to use it? 916 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,344 You know about the zoom and the white balance? 917 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:09,473 - You know how to adjust the eyepiece? - I can handle it. 918 01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,187 Besides, it's my turn. 919 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,940 Yeah, your turn to drop it. 920 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,859 I won't drop it. 921 01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:22,736 Come on. 922 01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:27,199 You two men are gonna be in a lot of trouble very soon. 923 01:11:27,367 --> 01:11:30,035 It's the female minor. 924 01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:33,163 Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? 925 01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,374 I really hope you have a search warrant. 926 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,835 According to a constitutional law book I read in the library... 927 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:43,382 ...if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison. 928 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,717 It's your father who's going to federal prison. 929 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:49,054 - And you know where you'll end up? - In a federal orphanage. 930 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:51,640 If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. 931 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:56,061 The kind with food and teeny-weeny cockroaches. 932 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,270 What do you say? 933 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:03,485 There's another crime in the making. Your car's about to run a stop sign. 934 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:18,250 So she bought a little time for her dad to come to his senses. 935 01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,420 But now Matilda had bigger fish to fry... 936 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:23,630 ...much bigger. 937 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:41,940 Hey, dip-face, where are you going? 938 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,151 Out. 939 01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:49,948 Hey, dip-face, have a carrot. 940 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:06,131 Chew your food. You're an animal. 941 01:13:11,471 --> 01:13:13,472 Having power isn't nearly as important... 942 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,557 ...as what you choose to do with it. 943 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,895 And what Matilda had in mind was nothing short of heroic. 944 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:46,982 Come here. Come on. Lissy Doll, come on. 945 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:50,152 Come, Lissy. Come on, doll. Please. Come on. 946 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,445 Come on, Lissy. Please come here. 947 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,796 Yes! 948 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,527 Leave me alone! 949 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,396 Magnus! 950 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:35,085 Miss Honey! Miss Honey, you'll never believe what I got you. 951 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,630 Oh, Matilda. 952 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:42,300 - Matilda. - Oh, I also brought you this. 953 01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,302 I ate mine last night. 954 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:02,195 I will be teaching your class today. 955 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,871 In the time it took Miss Honey to get very, very nervous... 956 01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:15,083 ...Matilda had formulated a plan. 957 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:18,002 She is really raving mad. 958 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:21,589 What is it your father used to call you? Hummingbird? 959 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:25,260 Bumblebee. I'm sure she knows the doll's missing. 960 01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:27,303 And he called her Trunchbull? 961 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:31,099 No, I suppose he called her Agatha. Yes, that's... 962 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:35,478 - She called him Magnus, right? - Yeah. Yes. 963 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:37,355 Maybe I could go back to the house... 964 01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:39,941 ...and put the doll back while she's still at school. 965 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:43,528 - No, I can't do that. - Calm down, Miss Honey. Really. 966 01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,613 It's gonna be okay, I promise. 967 01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:49,200 Sweetheart, you promised you wouldn't go back in that house again. 968 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:53,621 I didn't. I was on the garage roof. I did it with my powers. 969 01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,499 Okay, on the garage roof with your powers. 970 01:19:56,667 --> 01:20:00,044 All right, I need to think. Let's see. 971 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,440 Powers. 972 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:30,742 I think I've got them down. Watch this. 973 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:51,429 No more Miss Nice Girl. 974 01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:56,601 Get inside. Inside! Quickly, run! 975 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:59,771 Run! Get against the wall! Against that wall. Quickly! 976 01:20:59,939 --> 01:21:01,731 Don't make me wait. 977 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,983 Water! 978 01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:07,362 And hold the newt. 979 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,785 Join the ranks. Move! 980 01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:21,125 I am here to teach you all a lesson. 981 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:30,218 Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen. 982 01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:38,184 These things are a test of character. 983 01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,691 And I have character. 984 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:49,404 Form a line across the room! Quickly! Run, run, run! Don't keep me waiting. 985 01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:51,322 Fill this gap! 986 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:56,995 I expect you're wondering what I'm talking about. 987 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,581 Yes. 988 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:03,084 A child came to my house. 989 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:07,005 I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know why. 990 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:09,841 - Miss Trunchbull, may I...? - No, you may not. 991 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,970 But I know a child came. 992 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:17,849 So did you know it was illegal... 993 01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,686 ...to enter someone's home without their permission? 994 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,690 - Yes, Miss Trunchbull. - Sir. 995 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:28,067 Stand straight! Stomachs in! Shoulders back! 996 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:32,196 Do any of you recognize... 997 01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,866 ...this? 998 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:39,412 Let's play a game. Shall we? 999 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:45,043 Who was wearing a pretty red hair ribbon yesterday... 1000 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:48,046 ...and isn't wearing one today? 1001 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:51,299 Can you answer me that? 1002 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:56,721 Who does this disgusting ribbon belong to? 1003 01:22:58,015 --> 01:22:59,891 I shall personally see to it... 1004 01:23:00,059 --> 01:23:03,561 ...that the demented, drooling, slime-breathed little Lilliputian... 1005 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,397 ...who owns this disgusting ribbon... 1006 01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:11,027 ...will never see the light of day again. You. 1007 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:14,822 Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night. I know what... 1008 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:18,743 I broke your arm once before, I can do it again, Jenny. 1009 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,829 I am not 7 years old anymore, Aunt Trunchbull. 1010 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,584 Shut your holes! 1011 01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,420 You will be put away in a place... 1012 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:34,342 ...where not even the crows can land their droppings on you. 1013 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:35,760 Look. 1014 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,514 - The chalk. - The chalk. 1015 01:23:39,682 --> 01:23:42,016 - Chalk. - The blinds. 1016 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:49,941 - "A." - "Agatha... 1017 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:55,154 ...this is Magnus. 1018 01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,492 Give my... 1019 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,786 ...little Bumblebee... 1020 01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:04,997 ...her house... 1021 01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,958 ...and her money." 1022 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:10,461 - Money? - "Then get out of town. 1023 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,881 If you don't, I will get you. 1024 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:18,094 I will get you like you got me. 1025 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,346 That is a promise." 1026 01:25:39,218 --> 01:25:41,969 No, no, Miss Trunchbull, please don't throw him. 1027 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,454 - Lavender! - Lavender! 1028 01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:58,212 - Neat! - That's cool. 1029 01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:10,141 It's the Trunch. 1030 01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:15,771 Hey, you guys, look at this. 1031 01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:17,565 Yes! 1032 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,320 Let go. 1033 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:29,785 Cool. I didn't know I could do that. 1034 01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,996 Pretty good, huh? 1035 01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:49,347 Yeah! 1036 01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:23,214 And the Trunchbull was gone, never to be seen or heard from... 1037 01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:26,175 ...never to darken a doorway again. 1038 01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:30,888 Miss Honey moved back into her father's house. 1039 01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:32,390 Teatime. 1040 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,350 Of course, Matilda was a frequent visitor. 1041 01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:38,938 Did you know that the heart of a mouse beats at the rate of 650 times a minute? 1042 01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:42,274 - My, where'd you learn that? - In a book. 1043 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,070 It beats so fast, it doesn't sound like beating. It sounds like it's humming. 1044 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:49,407 A porcupine's heart beats 300 times a minute. 1045 01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:51,993 - All right. - Quick! 1046 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,786 Hey, you. 1047 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:57,832 Hey, we're leaving. Let's go. Get in the car. Hurry up. 1048 01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:01,002 Let's wrap up these cookies. Come on, we're leaving. Now. 1049 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:02,837 I'd be happy to walk her home. 1050 01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:05,840 Well, nobody will be there. We're moving to Guam. 1051 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:07,508 - Come on, let's go. - Guam? 1052 01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,719 Daddy's not gonna be in the auto business anymore. 1053 01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,179 I don't want to leave. 1054 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,306 But we're going on a permanent vacation. 1055 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:17,268 Yeah, and we gotta beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport. 1056 01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:21,022 I love it here. I love my school. It isn't fair. 1057 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:22,523 Miss Honey, please don't let them take me. 1058 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,108 - Get in the car, Melinda. - Matilda. 1059 01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,402 - Whatever. - I want to stay with Miss Honey. 1060 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,362 Well, Miss Honey doesn't want you. 1061 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:30,614 Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid? 1062 01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:34,452 Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child, and I love her. 1063 01:29:34,911 --> 01:29:38,330 Adopt me, Miss Honey. You can adopt me. 1064 01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,624 Look, I don't have time for all these legalities. 1065 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:43,127 One second, Dad, I have the adoption papers. 1066 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,712 What? 1067 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,381 Hey, where'd you get those? From a book in the library. 1068 01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:49,717 I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. 1069 01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:52,094 Are you hearing this, Harry? 1070 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:56,724 - All you have to do is sign them. - I'll be an only child again. 1071 01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:00,853 Shut up! I can't think with all these sirens. 1072 01:30:02,606 --> 01:30:04,815 What do you think, pumpkin? 1073 01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:10,321 You're the only daughter I ever had, Matilda. 1074 01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:14,241 And I never understood you, not one little bit. 1075 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,330 Who's got a pen? 1076 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:24,001 - Here. - Thanks. 1077 01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:29,715 And doing, perhaps, the first decent thing they ever did for their daughter... 1078 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:33,469 ...the Wormwoods signed the adoption papers. 1079 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:36,764 - And here. - Okay. 1080 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,645 All right, come on. Here. Turn around. 1081 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:48,526 You're not gonna be calling us for support payments or something like that? 1082 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:51,821 Oh, no, no. We'll have everything we need. Don't worry. 1083 01:30:51,988 --> 01:30:54,031 All right, here. Let's roll. 1084 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:00,746 Ciao. 1085 01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:12,007 So Harry and Zinnia got away. 1086 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:16,637 And as bad as things were before, that's how good they became. 1087 01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:23,018 Miss Honey was made principal of Crunchem Hall... 1088 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:26,939 ...which had to add an upper school because children never wanted to leave. 1089 01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,276 And Matilda found, to her great surprise... 1090 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,194 ...that life could be fun. 1091 01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:36,323 And she decided to have as much of it as possible. 1092 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:40,286 After all, she was a very smart kid. 1093 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:56,760 But the happiest part of the story... 1094 01:31:56,928 --> 01:31:59,138 ...is that Matilda and Miss Honey... 1095 01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:02,141 ...each got what they had always wanted: 1096 01:32:02,309 --> 01:32:04,977 A loving family. 1097 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:10,482 And Matilda never had to use her powers again. 1098 01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,777 Well, I mean, almost never. 1099 01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:26,457 "Call me Ishmael. 1100 01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:29,627 Some years ago, never mind how long precisely... 1101 01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:33,255 ...having little or no money in my purse and nothing particular to..." 603 01:33:53,300 --> 01:37:56,200 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 604 01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:59,900 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud