1 00:01:36,519 --> 00:01:39,639 Launch control is having trouble verifying mass acceleration. 2 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:43,879 Team Banzai rotational supervisor, please confirm. 3 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:49,199 l want an electromagnetic fuel reading from the launch. 4 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,400 We areT minus seven zero and holding. 5 00:01:55,559 --> 00:01:59,480 Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck. 6 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,279 Can we have a photographic printout to the bunker? 7 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:09,600 T minus six zero three and holding. Phaser positive. Latch compressor. 8 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,800 Multistage axial compressor... latched. 9 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,919 Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs. 10 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:23,639 Commence pullback to the launch sequence. Clear the launch. 11 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:29,240 Specific density is 2.5. Over. 12 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,479 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 13 00:02:33,679 --> 00:02:36,039 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr Secretary. 14 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,880 Looks like he's got cold feet. 15 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:42,479 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 16 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,919 Why me? 17 00:02:45,119 --> 00:02:46,720 Cos I'm busy. 18 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,320 May I have the curved Yasargil, please? 19 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,679 It's not here, Dr Banzai. 20 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,199 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 21 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,479 See, this is the part where for me it started looking like a problem. 22 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,759 I mean, I wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 23 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,039 But because of this guy's normal variation, I got excited and all the sudden I didn't know 24 00:03:05,199 --> 00:03:08,639 whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen 25 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,679 or the Basilarvein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at this point I was ready to say "That's it, let's get out". 26 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:15,800 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 27 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,440 and even though there may be normal variation, if you get right dovm to it, 28 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,279 this farinside the head, it all looks the same. 29 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,360 No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never knowwhat it might be attached to. 30 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,080 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 31 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,880 Dr Banzai is using the laser to vaporise a pineal tumour 32 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,559 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 33 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,520 Subcutaneous microphone gonna allow the patient to transmit 34 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,080 verbal instructions to his own brain. 35 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:47,759 - Like "Raise my lefi arm"? - Or "Throw the harpoon". 36 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:50,800 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo. 37 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,839 You ever thought about joining me full time? 38 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:57,000 What do you mean? You serious? Do you have an opening? 39 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,800 Uh—huh. Can you sing? 40 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,559 A little. Yeah. I can dance. 41 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:05,199 Hey, it's Buckaroo. 42 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,240 We have Buckaroo descending. We have him on the launch parameter. 43 00:04:08,399 --> 00:04:13,960 Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 44 00:04:14,119 --> 00:04:15,720 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 45 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:19,640 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 46 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:34,000 I'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do anyway? 47 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:37,679 - 500 miles an hour, General. - Oh, Senator, you're so gullible. 48 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,799 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 49 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,799 HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 50 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,720 ...B, C, D, E... - Clear the area! 51 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,640 Control, this is HB 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 52 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:05,880 Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out. 53 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:09,640 Control, this is HB 88. Event timer started. Over. 54 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,160 HB 88, this is control. APU start is go. 55 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,559 You are on your on—board computer. Over. 56 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,040 Roger, I copy. 57 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,959 —Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 58 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,880 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 59 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:28,720 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 60 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,959 —Throttles and start levers? - Closed, off. 61 00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:34,359 - Number four electric hydraulic pump and press? - On and checked. 62 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:36,200 - Parking brake? - Set. Press checked. 63 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:39,600 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 64 00:05:45,239 --> 00:05:48,959 HB 88, this is control. IMU alignment in progress. 65 00:05:49,119 --> 00:05:51,760 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 66 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:57,160 30.32 seconds north... by 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 67 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:01,000 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 68 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,959 HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 69 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:33,480 - INS ram coordinates. - Form one, fuel ticket? 70 00:06:33,679 --> 00:06:36,600 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 71 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,119 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 72 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,320 - We have main engine start. one. 73 00:06:53,519 --> 00:06:55,880 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 74 00:06:57,519 --> 00:07:03,160 He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one heat—seeking missile and he's history 75 00:07:03,359 --> 00:07:06,760 This is control. APU start is go. 76 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,519 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 77 00:07:10,679 --> 00:07:15,239 They are reading you on the localiser downrange. Looks good. Over. 78 00:07:15,359 --> 00:07:17,320 HB 88, this is control. 79 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,920 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 80 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:27,160 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 81 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,519 - Four... three... - Here he comes. 82 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,440 ...two... one. 83 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:39,119 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 84 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,799 He is off course. This is Chase One. Over. 85 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,679 He has broken trajectory... 86 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:49,720 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 87 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,799 - Roger. - Do you read? 88 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,640 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two! 89 00:07:55,799 --> 00:07:59,399 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can—do. 90 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,079 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 91 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,920 - He's broken the sound barrier! - Mach 1.3. 92 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:14,160 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 93 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,640 Just be cool. She'll hold. 94 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,640 Axis negative. Pneumatic pressure negative. 95 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:23,079 We are looking at 500 degrees... 96 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:26,720 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 97 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,200 He's headed for the mountains! 98 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,839 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 99 00:08:33,119 --> 00:08:38,239 H B 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 100 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,000 Unsafe levels of... 101 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:46,280 Standby recirculation has been activated. 102 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,000 HB 88, this is control. Do you... 103 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:58,599 Hotel Brava 88 do you read? Do you read? Over. 104 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,719 - What is going on? - It's off my scope. 105 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,479 This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go right up to a wall of rock. 106 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,200 Holy shit! 107 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:53,440 This is Chase Two. Chase Two. We see him. We see him. 108 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,159 We have him. Chase Two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 109 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,159 Banzai! 110 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,200 He's gone through it. He's gone through the mountain. 111 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:05,440 It has deployed there. 112 00:10:07,479 --> 00:10:11,119 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 113 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,000 Antigravity inertia is normal. 114 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:17,599 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 115 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,280 He is OK. 116 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,760 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 117 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,640 HB 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 118 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,080 We show electrical-field aberrations on the windshield. 119 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:37,400 We are getting a localised vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 120 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,280 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 121 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,719 HB 88, this is control. 122 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,039 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 123 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,080 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 124 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,479 HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 125 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:14,320 We are getting localised vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 126 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:29,320 HB 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 127 00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:43,440 Well, there it is, lyre tracks right up to a wall of rock. 128 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:47,039 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 129 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:51,960 cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 130 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,640 Could you elaborate on that device, I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"... 131 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:00,200 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 132 00:12:00,359 --> 00:12:04,080 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 133 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:13,159 Tranquillisers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11 am, 134 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,679 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 135 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:27,919 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barner. 136 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:34,200 It was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 137 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,799 through the overthruster he and Dr Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 138 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,119 in a laboratory at Princeton. 139 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:47,080 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 140 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,599 Molto grazie, Dr Lizardo. 141 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:05,400 Almost ready, Dr Lizardo! Almost. 142 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,359 Electromagnets, they are charging. 143 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,119 Catapult, she's wired! 144 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,440 No. Not yet. No! 145 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,039 Whoo! 146 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,440 No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready! 147 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,760 - He did not go through the wall. 148 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,880 Holy Toledo! 149 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,320 Facile. Sotto, dottor. 150 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,400 Emilio? 151 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,039 ...asked what he saw, asked where he went, 152 00:14:55,200 --> 00:15:00,479 Dr Banzai replied "Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 153 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,880 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations." 154 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,239 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 155 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,440 G-sub—E... 156 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,320 Ges Cristo, make the ganglia Mitch. We're home free. 157 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:26,200 Home... home is where you wear yourhat. 158 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:30,520 l feel so break up, l want to go home! 159 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,840 Hello, Doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 160 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:37,880 No. Lord John Whorfin. 161 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:41,719 lf there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 162 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:46,760 Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got a care package from your yo—yo friends. 163 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,359 Hey, Signore... 164 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,640 grazie tanto. 165 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,679 Thanks, Doc. 166 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:57,799 I come for yourT\l. You\Ie been using too much juice. 167 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,840 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 168 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 It beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 169 00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:06,880 Go on, take it! I don't need it! 170 00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:12,559 Tomorrow I'm goin' home with my overthruster. 171 00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:17,080 That's terrific, Doc. 172 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,479 I'll make sure you get an early wake—up call. 173 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,479 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 174 00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:39,359 Buckaroo, I've done a spectrographic analysis 175 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,479 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shafl. 176 00:16:44,599 --> 00:16:46,280 Rawhide, what do you think? 177 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,479 I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 178 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,239 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 179 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:58,039 - I want some music out of you. - You want it,Artie? You got it. 180 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Let's rock and roll! 181 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,959 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery is proud to present for a single night only, 182 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,599 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 183 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,479 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers! 184 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,439 Excuse me. 185 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,400 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 186 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,800 ls somebody... 187 00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:43,239 is somebody crying... 188 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,560 out there in the darkness? 189 00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:48,239 Somebody crying? 190 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,599 Over here. I'm sorry. 191 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:58,280 Um, could we get... could we get her a mike and a spotlight? 192 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:01,239 Tommy, could we run her a mike? 193 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,319 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a mike. 194 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,359 What's your name? 195 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,439 - Who cares? - Right. 196 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,959 Well, I care. What's your name? 197 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,000 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 198 00:19:24,199 --> 00:19:26,920 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 199 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,760 That doesnt matter. It's not important. 200 00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:38,119 l just... l just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all. 201 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:42,319 I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 202 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:44,800 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 203 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,280 I lost my room at the Y this morning. 204 00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:53,160 But it's cool. 205 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,640 Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 206 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,040 Don't be mean. 207 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:03,280 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 208 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,479 no matter where you go... there you are. 209 00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:30,599 - I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 210 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:43,359 I don't have plans and schemes... 211 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,959 And I... 212 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,839 Don't have hopes and dreams... 213 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:57,400 l don‘t have anything... 214 00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,199 —This is weird. - Sure is. 215 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:04,479 Since I don't have you... 216 00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,599 —Yeah, I... —V\Iho's the girl? 217 00:21:08,719 --> 00:21:13,479 Don't have fond desires... 218 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:20,839 I don‘t have happy hours... 219 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:27,800 l don‘t have anything... 220 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,640 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 221 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,520 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 222 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,520 ...festive briefing by the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow... 223 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,319 Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon? 224 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,640 - No, no. PlanetTen. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 225 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,680 - Operator? - Doc, put dowm the phone. 226 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:04,359 Operator? l wanna make a call to a Mr John Bigbooty 227 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:09,719 at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems over in Grover's Mill. 228 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,239 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 229 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,599 That's W-H-OR-F-I-N. You got that, honey? 230 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,520 - John. J-O-H-N. - This better be collect, Doc. 231 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:32,479 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 232 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,959 The time has come, Bigbooty. 233 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,400 Prepare for my return. 234 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,359 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 235 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:47,000 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 236 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,119 Si. Si. 30 meet me at the factory. 237 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:55,199 And get their overthruster. 238 00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:57,160 And Hikita, too. 239 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,560 Sure. Alive. 240 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,079 No, no, don't worry about me. I'll get my ovn ride. 241 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,599 Evil will not prevail. That was... 242 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,319 Arrivederci, Jersey. 243 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,510 Goodbye, goodbye to her... 244 00:23:31,439 --> 00:23:35,079 - It's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look anything like her. 245 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,959 Pictures don't lie. 246 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,079 Hell they don‘t. Met my first wife that way. 247 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,719 It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose. It's the same hair. 248 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,640 Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 249 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,880 to make a fool of himself. 250 00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:59,760 Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 251 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,640 Remember that old Italian pal of the professor's? 252 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,280 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 253 00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:08,319 Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane. 254 00:24:08,439 --> 00:24:11,920 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati Bora. Totalled it a block away. 255 00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:13,199 Holy moly. 256 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,760 - Maserati Bora. - Mm—hm. That ain‘t all. 257 00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:19,560 He's vanished.Thin air. 258 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:25,199 - Dr Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? —You're thinking of Mr Wizard. 259 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,160 This guy is a top scientist, dummkopf. 260 00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:33,319 - So was Mr Wizard. - Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy. 261 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,400 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 262 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,119 Buckaroo, look at this. 263 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:48,199 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 264 00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:51,479 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 265 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,439 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. 266 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,479 It could be above—ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 267 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,920 Man, that's strange. 268 00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:06,839 Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected 269 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,800 a mysterious radioactive cloudlike mass over southern New England. 270 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,119 Sources close to the National Security Consortium have refused to comment. 271 00:25:15,239 --> 00:25:20,640 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 272 00:25:23,719 --> 00:25:24,760 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 273 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:27,239 - Hows the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 274 00:25:27,439 --> 00:25:29,280 - But more importantly: Congratulations! - Thank you. 275 00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:31,839 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 276 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,760 You did it right afler you lefi me at the operation. You haven't even said anything about it. 277 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,959 - Didn't mention it. - Sidney, these are my friends. 278 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,599 This is my colleague Dr Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia P and S. 279 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,920 - Howdy. How you're doing? - Listen, Sidney, I'm glad you could make it. 280 00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:45,319 Cos it looks like we may need an extra hand sooner than I thought. 281 00:25:45,439 --> 00:25:47,359 Aha, I see. That's what I was wondering about. 282 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,880 I got your message about rendezvousing at this address. Barely had time to pack. 283 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,239 -Then I came here... - I can see that. 284 00:25:53,439 --> 00:25:55,680 I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 285 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,520 You know, I thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 286 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,280 I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic books and the records. 287 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,160 I know you. You're Pecos. 288 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:10,560 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry. 289 00:26:10,719 --> 00:26:14,000 - You're Pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 290 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,719 - Reno! It's an honour. - Where do you hail from, Doc? 291 00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:20,280 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 292 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:21,760 Is he making fun of me? 293 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,680 Third cell to the lefl. Pink dress. 294 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,359 Arigato. 295 00:26:40,479 --> 00:26:44,959 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 296 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,199 What are you doing here? 297 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,079 Why don‘t you just go away and let me rot? 298 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,760 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 299 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,280 You. Just like the papers all say. 300 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,800 Come over here. 301 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,800 Come on. 302 00:27:09,959 --> 00:27:14,079 Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy! 303 00:27:19,479 --> 00:27:20,880 What do you want from me? 304 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:27,560 Oh, you remind me of someone I once knewlong ago. 305 00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:33,839 Was she very beautiful? 306 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,199 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 307 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,599 That's a long way from where I come from. 308 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,079 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 309 00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,800 No, I'm from Laramie. 310 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,680 Except that I was born in Cody, but nobody... 311 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,880 Do you have family? Back in Cody, I mean? 312 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,160 I don't know. 313 00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:01,119 See, I always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 314 00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:03,400 Another part of you? 315 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,839 Somewhere, yeah. 316 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,839 I'm adopted. 317 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,719 Of course! 318 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,880 If it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 319 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,280 —Another you. —Anything's possible. 320 00:28:16,439 --> 00:28:18,880 - Let her out! - Hey, me too. 321 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,319 - Let her out? —Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible. 322 00:28:22,479 --> 00:28:25,400 - She's a killer! - No, she's not.And give her your coat. 323 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,959 Why me? 324 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,199 Because you're perfect. 325 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,719 You have a point there. 326 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:41,119 I'd like to move this thing along. 327 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:45,760 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 328 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,239 We're a little short of time. 329 00:28:48,439 --> 00:28:51,839 Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 330 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,000 You're right. 331 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,000 Without further ado, I'd like to introduce a young man 332 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:06,199 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 333 00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:10,400 Dr Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 334 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,880 Ooh. 335 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:20,680 Secretary, Senator Cunningham... members of the wond press. 336 00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:25,439 30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 337 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,160 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 338 00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:33,599 the possibility of contacting alien life. 339 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:38,319 However, not on another planet. But here. 340 00:29:38,439 --> 00:29:41,560 Maybe right inside this table... 341 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,839 living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 342 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,800 Perhaps within a mountain. 343 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,880 See this rock? It's solid matter, right? 344 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,719 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 345 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,319 comprise only about 346 00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:03,160 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 347 00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:05,359 - How many zeros is that? — Quite a few. 348 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,760 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 349 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,439 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr Emilio Lizardo 350 00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:15,920 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 351 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:20,199 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 352 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:24,439 We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way. 353 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,280 We have created a device 354 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,760 called an oscillation overthruster, 355 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,520 which systematically reorders matter 356 00:30:34,719 --> 00:30:38,920 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 357 00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:42,680 I get it. What you're saying is that oppositely—charged particles collide, 358 00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:47,479 and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 359 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,319 I'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 360 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:57,319 Oh, no. It's not obvious at all. If it was obvious, everybody would be doing it every day. 361 00:30:57,479 --> 00:31:01,760 See, by all accounts, it appears as though I literally went right through a mountain. 362 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,719 But you could take that mountain and pulverise it... 363 00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:10,599 and sifl through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 364 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,920 and you would never ever find... this. 365 00:31:17,119 --> 00:31:21,880 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 366 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,719 Even though I was never inside that mountain. 367 00:31:26,439 --> 00:31:27,760 The president's calling. 368 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,920 —The president of what? —The president of the United States. 369 00:31:31,079 --> 00:31:33,359 Oh. Here. 370 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,640 Later. 371 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,760 - Is he still delirious? - I can't tell. It's real fuzzy. l patched him through to a payphone down the hall. 372 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:42,839 - Do yourthing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 373 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,760 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 374 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,640 Any time. 375 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,160 Do we have the first slide, please? 376 00:31:50,319 --> 00:31:53,599 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 377 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,119 in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary? 378 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:56,869 What? 379 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,199 What? 380 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,800 It seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 381 00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:06,160 Mr President? 382 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,160 Some kind of interference. 383 00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:13,880 Hello, Mr President? 384 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Mr President? Mr President, hello? 385 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,239 Hello, Mr President? 386 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,640 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some computer whiz kid. 387 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,719 Not with Elephant Bravo. 388 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,000 - Not with an alpha clearance. —Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 389 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,199 Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital. 390 00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:37,959 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 391 00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:40,079 Does the President call him a lot? 392 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,520 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 393 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,359 Don't touch him! 394 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,800 What's he writing? 395 00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,239 Conference room! 396 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,280 Conference room! Let's go! 397 00:32:56,439 --> 00:32:58,719 Launch thermopod. 398 00:33:10,199 --> 00:33:12,319 - There they are. - Dr Banzai. 399 00:33:12,479 --> 00:33:14,959 - Don't you see ‘em? - What do you mean? Who? 400 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:19,280 Evil! Pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Grab ‘em! 401 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,160 - Lectroids! Grab ‘em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun. 402 00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:26,599 OK, wise guy! 403 00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:33,880 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the Prof is history! 404 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,880 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him. 405 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,959 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance. 406 00:33:58,199 --> 00:34:02,400 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - Isn't that...? 407 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,520 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 408 00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:31,120 It's Buckaroo Banzai! 409 00:34:43,399 --> 00:34:44,360 - Hold it! - Freeze! 410 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:09,439 - I had my eyes open all daylong, Burt. - It may not be a total loss. 411 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,719 - I'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 412 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,159 l hit it! It is wounded. 413 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,280 What'd it look like to you? 414 00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:28,479 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? It was purple. 415 00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:33,199 - That's what it looked like. It was black. - It was purple. It'll be dark before we even find it. 416 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,399 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the crucial missing circuit 417 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,679 and then we finally get our butts off this rock! 418 00:35:39,919 --> 00:35:42,600 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 419 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,879 Well, what is it? What is it? 420 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,840 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 421 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,560 Here? On Earth? 422 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,520 —Why? John Bigbooté, why? - Coordinates established. 423 00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:58,520 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 424 00:36:16,399 --> 00:36:19,320 —The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it up there? 425 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,320 Let's wait for the cops, Bun. 426 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:24,239 What for? Are you scared? 427 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:27,360 —There's gotta be something there. - Come on, Bun. There's nothing up there. 428 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,800 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 429 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,159 Where you going? Where you going?! 430 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,239 Christmas shopping. 431 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,679 - What's that? - It's a stick. What's it look like? 432 00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:47,399 - Gimme some light, will ya? - I got two guns in my hands. 433 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,320 - Put one of them down. - l ain‘t putting the guns down! 434 00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:53,600 - It's just a tree. —Then leave it alone! 435 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,159 Aagh! See, I told you! I told you! Leave it alone! 436 00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:02,919 Run! Run! Run! 437 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:08,040 - Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - I can‘t! It's jammed! It's jammed! 438 00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:15,560 There's something. There's something coming out! 439 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,520 - Where? - Out ofthe top. 440 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,679 Oh, my soul! 441 00:37:25,439 --> 00:37:29,760 Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it. 442 00:37:32,399 --> 00:37:33,520 5orIY- 443 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,239 Is he dead? 444 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,239 Yeah, I think so. But look at his face. It's changing. 445 00:37:50,439 --> 00:37:53,560 And his hair... his hair is all disappeared. 446 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,560 - What's that smell? You smell electricity? - He's crackling. We're standing in water. 447 00:37:58,719 --> 00:37:59,879 What is he, Bun? Is he radioactive? 448 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,800 How the hell do I know? Do I look like a nuclear genius? 449 00:38:03,919 --> 00:38:06,000 He's probably from Mars. Or Jupiter. 450 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,360 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 451 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,560 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 452 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,679 Right there. 453 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,679 What is it? 454 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,399 Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue. 455 00:38:31,399 --> 00:38:34,320 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 456 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,080 Rawhide. 457 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,320 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static. 458 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,719 Yeah. That's me. 459 00:38:43,879 --> 00:38:48,399 I've been ionised, but I'm OK now. 460 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,080 Listen, I'm switching on the homing beacon. 461 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,719 Mark two minute intervals... now. 462 00:38:55,919 --> 00:39:00,239 Look, we got the overthruster. But someone shanghaied the professor right from the conference. 463 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,879 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 464 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,280 - Dr Lizardo, maybe? —Yeah, I'd put money on it. 465 00:39:08,439 --> 00:39:10,919 - That crate. - What crate? 466 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,879 The crate they shoved in that van. 467 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,439 You and the guys... 468 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,159 go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 469 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,639 Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 470 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,919 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 471 00:39:27,879 --> 00:39:31,159 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 472 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,199 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 473 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,600 - Now what? —Who are they? 474 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,479 Cover it up. 475 00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:50,919 John Bigbooté, Officer. 476 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,679 Head of Operations, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 477 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,719 - There's one of our birds. —That fella over there one of your birds, too? 478 00:39:57,879 --> 00:39:59,840 The droid, you mean? 479 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,360 Doesn't look like anything I've seen before. I mean, I've seen droids... 480 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,429 Nice night, huh? 481 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:07,639 Nice night, huh? 482 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,560 That big thing over there attacked me. 483 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,520 Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 484 00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:30,199 Yeah! It's some kinda creature. There's pan of it still stuck in the tree. 485 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,320 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. I think it's radioactive. 486 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:38,840 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 487 00:40:38,959 --> 00:40:40,760 Let's get somebody over there. 488 00:40:40,879 --> 00:40:43,959 Al, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 489 00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:47,000 Tommy, hop on the Marconi and see if we got Blue Blazes 490 00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:50,080 in a ten-minute radius. But no strike teams, Tommy, understand? 491 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,800 I'm headed dovmstairs. Keep everybody calm. 492 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,959 - Hikita-san. - Buckaroo! 493 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,679 Repeating: Intrastate outward band five. 494 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,040 Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State. 495 00:41:08,879 --> 00:41:12,760 Buckaroo... in trouble. V\flll repeat coordinates. 496 00:41:12,959 --> 00:41:18,000 This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze irregular41 and a half. Hang on. 497 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,639 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 498 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,199 Aliens from the Eighth Dimension. I'm seeing them now. 499 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,040 You can see them now? Here? 500 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,800 Yeah, the three jerks driving this van. Look at this. What is this? 501 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,320 It's your hand, Buckaroo. 502 00:41:35,479 --> 00:41:38,840 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. It's an antidote of some kind. 503 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,199 Whatever that was in that phoney call from the president gave me information, 504 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,439 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 505 00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:50,760 - What are they? - Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth Dimension. 506 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,040 Mr Gomez? 507 00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:55,639 - I got a truck on the way to help mop things up. - Identification? 508 00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,360 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 509 00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:02,600 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 510 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,479 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 511 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,879 We'll go ahead and start breaking it domm. 512 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,120 Don‘t touch it! 513 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,560 I got my ovm help on the way. Now, that's an order. 514 00:42:18,479 --> 00:42:20,479 Go find something to crack it open. 515 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:22,320 There's a Harley in those bushes. 516 00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:25,879 I want you to get out and go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 517 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,320 - I want you to synthesise it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 518 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:45,840 Oh wow! 519 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,280 Peggy! 520 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,280 She's not Peggy, Mrs Johnson. Sois sage, mon amie. 521 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:55,879 No. Of course not. How could she be? 522 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,840 —Any word from Buckaroo? - No, I thought he was with you guys. 523 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000 No, he's not. Ah, Dr Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs Johnson. 524 00:43:03,199 --> 00:43:06,879 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 525 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,879 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Olflimits. 526 00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:21,399 Again, John Gomez! 527 00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:27,320 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 528 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,399 I'll get it. 529 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,040 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 530 00:43:46,919 --> 00:43:48,840 Set detonator. 531 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,199 Detonator set. 532 00:43:56,159 --> 00:44:00,679 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 533 00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:04,520 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 534 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,560 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 535 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,120 I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it! 536 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,360 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 537 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,639 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 538 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,520 Hey! 539 00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:28,000 It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 540 00:44:38,879 --> 00:44:39,800 Hustle up! 541 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,520 Scooter Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregular. 542 00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:26,000 - It is! It is Professor Hikita. - We're closing the gate. Please, step back! 543 00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:29,280 - Where's Buckaroo? 544 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,919 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 545 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,600 - Try a G-cipher. - Gcipher. 546 00:45:53,479 --> 00:45:55,439 There. 547 00:45:55,679 --> 00:45:56,560 That's more like it. 548 00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,600 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 549 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,639 No sign of Buckaroo. The professor just rode up saying something 550 00:46:05,879 --> 00:46:09,760 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 551 00:46:09,919 --> 00:46:11,600 Space monsters, my ass. 552 00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:17,239 Hey, man, nice jacket. 553 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,000 What's in the big pink box? 554 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,159 Hey, buddy. May I help you? 555 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,320 Hello! Buckaroo Banzail? 556 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,840 You a messenger? What you got here? 557 00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:42,840 No, no, wait a minute. I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 558 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,520 My name is John Parker. 559 00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:48,199 Identify yourself, no? 560 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,479 Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers. 561 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,879 Sorry, John, everybody needs see Buckaroo. Later. 562 00:46:56,479 --> 00:46:58,719 Gino, run this down to the professor for me. 563 00:46:58,879 --> 00:47:00,320 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 564 00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:04,800 - This is queer. Look. - What's up? What you got? 565 00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:09,760 All these people applied for social security cards in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date. 566 00:47:09,919 --> 00:47:11,120 New Jersey? 567 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,320 46 Yoyodyne employees, Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 568 00:47:15,479 --> 00:47:17,760 11-1-38. 569 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,360 I got some pictures, boys. 570 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:25,080 It looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 571 00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,760 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 572 00:47:29,959 --> 00:47:33,439 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 573 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,560 No way, José. 574 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:41,199 John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 575 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,479 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 576 00:47:44,679 --> 00:47:48,879 Uh, Grovers Mill. Grovers Mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 577 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,719 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 578 00:47:53,879 --> 00:47:57,399 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 579 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,520 No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 580 00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,520 November one. October. 581 00:48:01,919 --> 00:48:04,439 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 582 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,000 And all the rest have 31. October 31st. 583 00:48:08,159 --> 00:48:10,280 Halloween. 584 00:48:10,439 --> 00:48:12,199 Oh,um... 585 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,679 Don't you get it? Orson Welles. 586 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,399 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 587 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,479 Halloween, 1938. War of the Wonds, that fake radio news broadcast 588 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,919 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live Martians... 589 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,560 were landing in Grover's Mill... 590 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,879 New Jersey. 591 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,280 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 592 00:48:34,439 --> 00:48:35,360 So? 593 00:48:36,199 --> 00:48:40,199 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn‘t a hoax. 594 00:48:49,959 --> 00:48:53,040 If we don‘t find the overthruster, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 595 00:48:53,199 --> 00:48:56,479 Who says the damn thing's even here? 596 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,959 Come on! Come on! 597 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,840 —Who is he? - I don't know. 598 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,399 All right, who's the wise guy? 599 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,760 I said, who's the wise guy? 600 00:50:22,399 --> 00:50:24,280 It's locked. 601 00:50:29,919 --> 00:50:32,199 John O'Connor, smash the window. 602 00:50:32,399 --> 00:50:35,159 Why me, John Bigbooté? 603 00:50:39,159 --> 00:50:41,479 It might be booby—trapped. 604 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,280 Oh. 605 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,560 - Buckaroo! - Mrs Johnson, this is Casper and Scooter Lindley. 606 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,800 ls Hikita—san here yet? Where's the overthrustel’? Where's Penny? 607 00:50:53,959 --> 00:50:58,120 Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in the right wing guest room. Everybody's safe and sound. 608 00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,159 - They're leotroids, Buckaroo. - From Planet Ten. 609 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,479 - Planet Ten? How do you guys know? - It's all on the yellow record. Come on. 610 00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:04,959 - Casper Lindley. - Reno. 611 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:09,000 - Yellow record? - However, they didn't come here on a nonstop flight. 612 00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,760 They blasted through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 over in Grovers Mill. 613 00:51:12,959 --> 00:51:15,879 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 614 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,800 Some giant explosion.And they hypnotised Orson Welles into covering it up. 615 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 616 00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:26,080 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 617 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,439 — Get it? 618 00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:30,679 - Let's go. - Orson Welles? What about Yoyodyne? What about Dr Lizardo? 619 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,239 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 620 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,560 - Buckaroo. — Pinky. 621 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:42,560 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and there's one over there. 622 00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,919 - What's this? - It came with the record. It's like a 3-D type thing. 623 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,320 How am I supposed to know he's from outer space? 624 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,919 This Rasla guy pedals up to the front gate and delivers it all in a pink cake box. 625 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,439 - What? What for? - We don't know. It wouldn't tell us. 626 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:58,199 - It wants to talkto the head honcho. - Lights. 627 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,439 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 628 00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,719 I am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 629 00:52:17,879 --> 00:52:21,760 A common, grave danger confronts both ourwonds. 630 00:52:22,399 --> 00:52:25,159 —Afler a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 631 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,399 ...the hated leader of a military caste... 632 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,239 the self—proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin, 633 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,120 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 634 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,239 Oh wow! 635 00:52:36,399 --> 00:52:39,800 ...was overthrown by freedom—loving forces... 636 00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:44,439 tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 637 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:49,919 to spend eternity in the formless void of the Eighth Dimension. 638 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,679 Did you tell Penny that Buckaroo's looking for her? 639 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,000 I looked in her room. She wasn't there. 640 00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:55,719 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 641 00:52:55,879 --> 00:52:58,959 Will everybody shut up so I can hear the rest ofthis thing? 642 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:04,560 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 643 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,959 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 644 00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:14,120 For our intelligence wams us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 645 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,080 lf he should attempt this, we will have no choice 646 00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:22,800 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 647 00:53:22,959 --> 00:53:27,320 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 648 00:53:27,479 --> 00:53:31,800 to Smolensk in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 649 00:53:31,919 --> 00:53:35,360 That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly misinterpret as an American first strike. 650 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:42,280 - They're already a little trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 651 00:53:42,439 --> 00:53:47,199 If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 652 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,120 - If it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 653 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,919 End of discussion. 654 00:53:54,159 --> 00:53:56,719 Discussion? What discussion? 655 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,639 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporise the whole damn planet? 656 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:09,000 —You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 657 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,479 Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne. 658 00:54:12,639 --> 00:54:15,040 Rawhide, see how Hikita—san is with that formula. 659 00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,719 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 660 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,000 What about a Blue Blaze strike team? 661 00:54:20,199 --> 00:54:23,719 We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers. 662 00:54:23,919 --> 00:54:26,879 - Where are you going? - Get my guns. 663 00:54:28,399 --> 00:54:30,159 His guns? 664 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,800 Okay okay, I'm a gin. I don't deny it. I sneaked into your bedroom. 665 00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:36,719 I invaded your privacy. I went through your personal belongings. 666 00:54:36,879 --> 00:54:41,000 - Mrs Johnson! I can neverfind anything around here... - I tooka bath! 667 00:54:41,159 --> 00:54:45,000 - Penny, what's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 668 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:49,520 I'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo? What's going on around here? 669 00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:51,919 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis. 670 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,760 You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 671 00:54:54,919 --> 00:54:58,800 while you strap on your six—guns. What do you want from me? 672 00:54:58,959 --> 00:55:01,120 -Who am I? -As near as I can figure... 673 00:55:01,679 --> 00:55:05,040 you had an identical twin sister and... 674 00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:07,159 I married her. 675 00:55:08,159 --> 00:55:09,800 But that's over now. 676 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,919 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 677 00:55:25,479 --> 00:55:30,719 We don't knowwhat to expect here. It disagrees with all the standard pictures. 678 00:55:31,639 --> 00:55:34,760 It's producing a magnetic force. 679 00:55:34,919 --> 00:55:37,239 No, no. I'm wrong! 680 00:55:48,159 --> 00:55:49,959 Hey! 681 00:55:53,479 --> 00:55:55,600 Oh, tell me I'm dreaming. 682 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,520 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's... 683 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,000 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 684 00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:04,360 Someone broke into the jet—car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 685 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,439 Wait here. I'll be right back. 686 00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:18,399 Oh, boy. 687 00:56:26,159 --> 00:56:31,520 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 688 00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,840 Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno. 689 00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:39,040 - Where you going? - Engineering. 690 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,000 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 691 00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:45,639 - Oh, I see. I got that. OK. - It's cool. 692 00:56:57,679 --> 00:56:59,120 Buckaroo, behind you! 693 00:57:08,479 --> 00:57:11,840 - You... you OK? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 694 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,639 Professor went down into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 695 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,760 All right. 696 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,879 Why is there a watermelon there? 697 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,320 I'll tell you later. 698 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,199 Buckaroo? 699 00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,600 Rawhide? 700 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,199 Anybody? 701 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,520 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 702 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,919 Here, put this in your purse. 703 00:58:51,679 --> 00:58:53,600 Get out of here! 704 00:58:56,159 --> 00:58:58,199 Where's your overthruster? 705 00:58:58,399 --> 00:59:00,320 Hikita-san! 706 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,840 Nice morning, huh? 707 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,800 It's just making my legs asleep. 708 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:27,520 - What the hell is wrong with him? - I don't know. I don't know. Are you cold? 709 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,479 It's my spine. 710 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,320 - What're you still doing on this floor? - I think it's cos I can‘t move my legs. 711 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:43,080 Ooh, damn! 712 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:47,360 - What is it? Apache? —Arachtoid. 713 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,159 Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh? 714 00:59:50,399 --> 00:59:53,639 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only med... 715 00:59:54,399 --> 00:59:57,399 —Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 716 00:59:58,719 --> 01:00:02,239 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 717 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:03,959 That's right. 718 01:00:06,919 --> 01:00:11,600 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 719 01:00:12,159 --> 01:00:14,520 What are y'all looking at? 720 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,280 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 721 01:00:26,879 --> 01:00:29,239 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 722 01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:34,840 They've got Penny! 723 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,760 She has the overthruster. 724 01:00:37,879 --> 01:00:40,760 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 725 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:47,520 It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr President. It's his men. 726 01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:51,120 Foreigners, some of ‘em. Or their names have been changed. 727 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,879 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 728 01:00:55,080 --> 01:01:00,120 Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of Defense. 729 01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:04,479 l mean, if the Banzai Institute doesn't want to sell it to us, 730 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,719 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 731 01:01:06,919 --> 01:01:09,840 In national interest, of course. 732 01:01:11,679 --> 01:01:13,199 Come in. 733 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:18,239 Excuse me, Mr President, World Watch One. Direct—incoming transmission. 734 01:01:18,439 --> 01:01:19,800 Yeah. 735 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,840 Hello, Mr President, I know your back is killing you, 736 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,919 but I have a developing situation here and I must speak frankly. 737 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,479 Buckaroo... Secretary of Defense McKinley 738 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,080 and my National Security Advisor Smirnoff, are visiting me, 739 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,520 but I have no secrets from them. 740 01:01:41,639 --> 01:01:44,959 Well, something has reared its ugly head in outer space, Mr President, 741 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,679 and it looks like the Earth is caught in a crossfire. 742 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,560 We have reason to believe that there are vicious red aliens 743 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,080 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 744 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,199 of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 745 01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:01,800 Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people working on ourTruncheon Bomber? 746 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:06,280 - In the hands of foreign nationals? - Excuse me, Mr President. iime is short. 747 01:02:07,239 --> 01:02:10,040 In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 748 01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:13,760 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 749 01:02:13,919 --> 01:02:17,000 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 750 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,479 - Who the hell is that? - Explosive, what are you saying man? 751 01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:21,439 Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 752 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,840 No, Mr President, no. 753 01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:26,639 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 754 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,760 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 755 01:02:30,919 --> 01:02:34,439 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above Yoyodyne. 756 01:02:34,679 --> 01:02:35,560 Yoyodyne. 757 01:02:35,719 --> 01:02:38,479 - Buckaroo, my good friend... - That's it! 758 01:02:38,679 --> 01:02:42,320 These red creatures, they must somehow give ofi the bacteria. 759 01:02:42,479 --> 01:02:47,239 We breathe it. It swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 760 01:02:47,399 --> 01:02:50,600 where it talks to our brain cells. 761 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,760 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 762 01:02:53,919 --> 01:02:55,239 Electric brainwashing. 763 01:02:55,399 --> 01:02:56,959 Diabolical. They got us so confused... 764 01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:00,000 Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. 765 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,399 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 766 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,320 Nuclear extortion? 767 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,639 Agin named John? 768 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,479 Buckaroo, Leotroid Wing Commander. 769 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,199 Excuse me, Mr President, I have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 770 01:03:16,439 --> 01:03:18,280 Good God. 771 01:03:18,439 --> 01:03:22,800 Well, if it wasn‘t Buckaroo Banzai, I'd say commit the man. 772 01:03:22,959 --> 01:03:24,439 Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, 773 01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:28,360 NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. l want some hard data on that cloud. 774 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,639 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 775 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,520 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 776 01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:38,469 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 777 01:03:38,479 --> 01:03:41,040 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 778 01:03:41,199 --> 01:03:43,159 Wond Watch One. 779 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,679 Buckaroo. 780 01:03:47,919 --> 01:03:49,840 It's Whorfin. 781 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,199 Dr Banzai? 782 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,280 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 783 01:03:59,439 --> 01:04:01,520 Maybe you don't remember me. 784 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:06,199 Ah. I'm flattered. We know the same people. 785 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,879 Yeah. In fact, one ofthem is with me right now. 786 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,959 Your associate. 787 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,439 Dr Penny Priddy. 788 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,800 Doctor? 789 01:04:15,959 --> 01:04:18,479 May I pass along my congratulations 790 01:04:18,639 --> 01:04:22,280 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 791 01:04:22,439 --> 01:04:27,280 I'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. 792 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:32,879 However... Miss Priddy claims 793 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,719 to be unable to solve my problem 794 01:04:35,879 --> 01:04:38,879 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 795 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,600 for my overthruster! 796 01:04:41,199 --> 01:04:43,159 He hasn't found it. He hasn‘t found it. 797 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,679 Maybe you can convince her to try. 798 01:04:46,679 --> 01:04:48,600 John O'Connor! 799 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,120 I'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me! 800 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,760 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 801 01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:58,679 Dr Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 802 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,280 Shall we play... a Penny for yourthoughts? 803 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,639 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 804 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,719 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You knowthe address. 805 01:05:10,879 --> 01:05:14,360 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 806 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:20,719 He'll come. I know his type. 807 01:05:20,879 --> 01:05:23,159 Take her to the pit! 808 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,239 Go, Bigbooty! 809 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,439 Use more honey! Find outwhat she knows. 810 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,199 These breathing devices Hikita—san has cooked up will enable you to see them 811 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:40,399 as they really are, as I've been seeing them since yesterday- as Lectroids. 812 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,280 In our eyes, they're not very pret1y. 813 01:05:44,159 --> 01:05:46,239 Nothing personal, John Parker. 814 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,760 If we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow 815 01:05:53,919 --> 01:05:57,439 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 816 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,760 Right. I'm working under the assumption that Penny still has the ovenhruster, 817 01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:04,479 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 818 01:06:04,679 --> 01:06:06,919 To get her and it back in one piece. 819 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:12,080 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 820 01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:13,760 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 821 01:06:13,919 --> 01:06:18,320 Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. 822 01:06:18,479 --> 01:06:23,320 It's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 823 01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:28,560 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 824 01:06:28,719 --> 01:06:32,000 Without it, Whorfin cant get off this planet. 825 01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:35,719 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 826 01:06:35,879 --> 01:06:38,199 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 827 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,879 Strategic Space Command now reports 828 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,679 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 829 01:06:44,879 --> 01:06:47,199 Jammed? By who? Who by? 830 01:06:47,399 --> 01:06:50,000 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 831 01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:52,120 - Solar. - Solar? 832 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:56,439 Intelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 833 01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:59,159 Should we be on Code Red? 834 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,879 We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. 835 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,360 No sense going off half—cocked, Mr President. 836 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,760 I don‘t know, but Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 837 01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:10,040 The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. 838 01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:11,879 Who knows what happened to his brain. 839 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,080 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 840 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,439 All I'm saying is, Mr President, let's not panic. 841 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,800 What's happening? 842 01:07:22,919 --> 01:07:25,919 Electromagnetic pulsar. 843 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,520 Russiansjust gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. 844 01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:34,040 We’ve no choice, then. 845 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,679 Mr President, I am a soldier, and I'm a damn good one. 846 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,600 I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 847 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:45,639 All I'm trying to say is— and I hope I speak for everyone in this room - 848 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,800 is that I am scared. 849 01:07:48,959 --> 01:07:51,399 I'm barely holding my fudge right now. 850 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,959 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgin, General, and pull yourself together. 851 01:07:56,159 --> 01:08:00,040 I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 852 01:08:06,399 --> 01:08:08,760 - Don't embarrass us. - Have I ever? 853 01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:12,000 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 854 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,560 Shut up! 855 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,919 I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 856 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:50,879 Well... Mrs Johnson, thank you. 857 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,160 It's certainly food for thought. 858 01:08:55,359 --> 01:08:59,479 No answer at the Kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 859 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,680 Then I guess the moment is upon us. 860 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,680 Here you go, Mr President. 861 01:09:04,799 --> 01:09:07,560 The Presidential EmergencyAction Document. 862 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,479 For your eyes only. 863 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,520 John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. 864 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,560 You know, on second thought, maybe we should think this through a bit more 865 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:18,160 so that future generations of Americans will... 866 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,160 Oh, wow. 867 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,879 "Declaration of War: The Short Form." 868 01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:43,560 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, straight ahead, come on. 869 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,520 Blacks... are on this planet! 870 01:09:51,399 --> 01:09:54,279 Here, in NewJersey! 871 01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:57,640 Coming to destroy us! 872 01:09:57,839 --> 01:09:59,399 We must act! 873 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,399 Escape or die! 874 01:10:03,359 --> 01:10:05,479 We must work faster 875 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:09,200 to finish the great vehicle itself, 876 01:10:09,359 --> 01:10:13,759 so we can enter the Eighth Dimension 877 01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:17,799 and free ourtrapped comrades! 878 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:20,759 So we can return home 879 01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:24,479 and seize power once again! 880 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,879 - What is the greatest joy? - Thejoy of duty! 881 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:35,560 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 882 01:10:35,759 --> 01:10:38,959 History is made at night. 883 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:43,959 Character is what you are in the dark! 884 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,279 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 885 01:10:48,959 --> 01:10:53,279 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the Black Lectroids! 886 01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:56,359 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 887 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,680 —When? - Real soon! 888 01:11:05,759 --> 01:11:09,120 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 889 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,399 This way! 890 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,279 Now park it. 891 01:11:17,839 --> 01:11:19,959 There's no overthruster! 892 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,399 Get him here! Get him outta there! I wanna see his face! 893 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,240 It's not here! 894 01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:33,319 Take him to the shock tower. 895 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,959 The equations. Solve them. 896 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:56,839 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 897 01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:00,839 The shock tower is a lie detector. 898 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,279 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 899 01:12:04,399 --> 01:12:07,479 to your auditory meatus. 900 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:12,080 - Open circuit. - So? 901 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:16,279 You're not getting jack from me until you let Penny out of thisjunkyard. 902 01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:19,919 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realise what are you saying? 903 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,479 Yourwhole planet is gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 904 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,040 fime? I got nothing but time. 905 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,839 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 906 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:37,720 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 907 01:12:38,879 --> 01:12:40,479 Buzz off. 908 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,120 Bigbooty... 909 01:12:45,279 --> 01:12:47,560 more power to him. 910 01:12:47,759 --> 01:12:50,200 Bigbooté. 911 01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:53,160 I want my missing circuit, now! 912 01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:29,279 - Is there something I can help you with? - ls Buckaroo upstairs? 913 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,000 Hello, Mr Secretary. 914 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,200 Where is he? 915 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:38,439 - That won't work either. - Porco Giuda! 916 01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:42,160 Hey, Banzai. 917 01:13:44,839 --> 01:13:47,279 Take a look at your girlfriend. 918 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,080 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 919 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:02,919 She'll live... but only for a while. 920 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,200 And she won't enjoy it. 921 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:09,000 Only you can save her from a fate 922 01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:12,200 even worse than that of yourfnend, Mr Rawhide. 923 01:14:12,359 --> 01:14:15,879 Missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin. 924 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,200 Bigbooty... 925 01:14:18,359 --> 01:14:20,600 activate your probes. 926 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,560 Slow this sucker domm. I'll handle these birds. 927 01:14:46,759 --> 01:14:51,520 You gentlemen have a telephone? You wannajump on the horn and get Mr John Bigboot. 928 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:52,959 It's Bigbooté. 929 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:57,120 Oh, hell, ifyou wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 930 01:14:57,279 --> 01:15:00,200 —What is yourname? - John Yaya. 931 01:15:00,359 --> 01:15:03,600 John Yaya, huh?And you are? 932 01:15:03,759 --> 01:15:05,680 "John Small Berries." 933 01:15:25,879 --> 01:15:28,720 - He's dovm there. I feel it. - We're not... 934 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:43,120 - It's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 935 01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,680 Red Lectroid. 936 01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:09,680 Don‘t touch it. It might be a bomb. 937 01:16:09,839 --> 01:16:11,000 Nah, it's a toy. 938 01:16:15,799 --> 01:16:19,279 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 939 01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:22,640 Yeah? Not to me! 940 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:32,160 This I know. This I know. And I love Whorfin too. 941 01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:39,160 - What is this place? - It's a bivouac. They sleep here. 942 01:16:39,359 --> 01:16:42,799 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 943 01:16:42,959 --> 01:16:45,000 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 944 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,560 - You sure? - Believe it. 945 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:49,640 Just once. 946 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,919 -Where...? - Shh. 947 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,520 What's going on? Where are we? 948 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,279 It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 949 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,120 What's happening? 950 01:17:50,319 --> 01:17:52,799 John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 951 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,479 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 952 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,399 Scooter! Where are you? 953 01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:14,160 Hey, somebody tum off that gosh dang klaxon! 954 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:19,160 Work. Work. Work. 955 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,160 There are monkey boys in the facility. 956 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:26,240 You are secure. 957 01:18:27,319 --> 01:18:28,279 Do not panic. 958 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,720 John Emdall must die. 959 01:18:34,839 --> 01:18:37,160 Lord Whorfin must live. 960 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:39,839 Work. 961 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,439 Work. 962 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,080 Work. 963 01:19:10,959 --> 01:19:12,319 Sony. I'm sorry. 964 01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:13,879 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 965 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,959 It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 966 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,919 Yeah. 967 01:19:21,319 --> 01:19:23,479 What are you gonna use? 968 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,919 —Where are we? - I hate to tell you. 969 01:19:27,959 --> 01:19:30,240 Where are we going? 970 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,080 This way. 971 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,040 Get over here. 972 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:47,959 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 973 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,600 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 974 01:19:51,799 --> 01:19:54,680 Work. Work. Work. 975 01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:58,640 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 976 01:19:58,839 --> 01:20:04,319 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, I wanna talk to you. 977 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,640 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you! 978 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,240 Jesus! 979 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:37,479 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 980 01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:42,520 Bigbooté. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 981 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,479 I don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 982 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,759 I'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 983 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,319 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 984 01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:54,759 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 985 01:20:54,919 --> 01:20:58,120 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 986 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,439 But I'm here to see a bomber and I'm damn sure gonna see it now! 987 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:06,520 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty! 988 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:12,640 It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 989 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:17,040 - Let's get outta here, O'Connor. - But Whorfin said we could kill her. 990 01:21:37,279 --> 01:21:39,200 (lectroid #5 growls) 991 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,120 You owe me one, Buck. 992 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,240 It's not over yet. 993 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:02,120 I may be down but I'm not out. 994 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:10,839 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 995 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:15,759 Penny. 996 01:22:16,919 --> 01:22:18,720 Hows she doing? 997 01:22:18,839 --> 01:22:21,680 - I don't know. - There's no overthruster. 998 01:22:21,879 --> 01:22:23,439 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 999 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,919 There is little time! 1000 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:29,799 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 1001 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,240 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 1002 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,720 Thanks. 1003 01:22:35,879 --> 01:22:37,839 - Go. Go. - Right. 1004 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:44,000 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the coop. 1005 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,799 - Is the girl dead? - Yes! 1006 01:22:45,959 --> 01:22:48,680 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1007 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,359 Without the crucial missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1008 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:55,640 They're only monkey boys! We can still crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin! 1009 01:22:55,799 --> 01:22:58,600 No. It's time to go home. 1010 01:22:58,759 --> 01:23:02,279 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1011 01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:05,279 John O'Connor... 1012 01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:07,720 you stick by my side. 1013 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:20,080 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1014 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,600 What is that? 1015 01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:27,359 It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1016 01:23:32,359 --> 01:23:35,479 Massacre them without quarter! 1017 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:56,279 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare fora crosscheck. 1018 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:11,000 If you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1019 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:18,240 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1020 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:21,799 Do not take to the floor. 1021 01:24:21,959 --> 01:24:25,600 Lord Whorfin will return for all those lefi behind. 1022 01:24:25,759 --> 01:24:30,959 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1023 01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:39,399 John O'Connor! Install my overthruster! 1024 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,759 ...all carry—on baggage overhead and secure. 1025 01:24:42,919 --> 01:24:44,919 Electromagnetic field... 1026 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:49,879 - What is this? - It looks like one of our thermopods. 1027 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,959 But it's a very bad design. 1028 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:59,640 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1029 01:24:59,799 --> 01:25:02,839 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1030 01:25:02,959 --> 01:25:05,080 It won't work! It won't work! 1031 01:25:05,279 --> 01:25:08,200 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1032 01:25:08,359 --> 01:25:11,759 You're the weakest individual I ever know! 1033 01:25:12,839 --> 01:25:14,759 We are cooking. Over. 1034 01:25:16,359 --> 01:25:20,359 Get away from that, boy, or I'll drink your blood! 1035 01:25:22,919 --> 01:25:26,399 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1036 01:25:29,319 --> 01:25:30,080 Get ‘em up. 1037 01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:34,919 H2 tank pressurisation, OK. We're go for launch. 1038 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:40,759 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1039 01:25:41,879 --> 01:25:45,240 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1040 01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:48,080 John O'Connor! My ovenhruster! 1041 01:25:56,600 --> 01:26:00,120 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1042 01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:03,000 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1043 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:12,560 If he can't connect the dots, they never gonna penetrate. 1044 01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:19,799 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1045 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:20,919 What is that? 1046 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:24,319 is OK. No worry. is an insulating liquid. 1047 01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:26,919 Full speed ahead! 1048 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,600 May I remind you to fasten your seat belts 1049 01:26:30,799 --> 01:26:33,560 and extinguish all smoking material. 1050 01:26:33,759 --> 01:26:37,160 We haven‘t a chance! Your overthrusters for shit! 1051 01:26:37,319 --> 01:26:39,799 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1052 01:26:39,919 --> 01:26:43,000 Bigbooté! 1053 01:26:45,319 --> 01:26:49,200 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1054 01:26:51,319 --> 01:26:53,359 Let's go home. 1055 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,560 The wall is soflening. 1056 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:08,600 - Inertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1057 01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:25,560 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1058 01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:36,279 We're not in the Eighth Dimension. We are over NewJersey. 1059 01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:38,120 All is not lost... 1060 01:27:38,279 --> 01:27:40,799 Stand by to incinerate Smolensk. 1061 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,319 Jettison! 1062 01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:47,120 So sorry, gentlemen, but I must dump the excess baggage. 1063 01:27:51,919 --> 01:27:54,680 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1064 01:27:56,399 --> 01:28:00,680 - Where's the power? - I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school. 1065 01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:03,200 What do we do, jump-start it? 1066 01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:31,359 Rocket stabiliser. 1067 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,479 What this? 1068 01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:37,279 Looks like a gun. 1069 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,359 John Parker, take this wheel. 1070 01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:51,240 Right, just... just hold onto that. It flies like a truck. 1071 01:28:51,359 --> 01:28:53,200 Good. What is a truck? 1072 01:28:53,319 --> 01:28:57,200 Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin. 1073 01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:19,479 Thermopod on ourtail. Over. 1074 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:23,000 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1075 01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:28,000 - Let's just stabilise her? - Wanna play hide—and—seek? Huh? 1076 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:33,600 OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! l said left! 1077 01:29:33,759 --> 01:29:36,399 —This is left! - I mean my left. Go your right. 1078 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,680 Go. 1079 01:29:37,799 --> 01:29:40,080 Feet, do your stuff! 1080 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,080 Faster! He's gaining. 1081 01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:47,600 More, more, more. Lock in, look in, look in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1082 01:29:47,759 --> 01:29:50,479 Whorfin... sayonara. 1083 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:58,160 Banzai! I'll see you in hell! 1084 01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:01,560 We've got him! 1085 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,799 - Pull up! - It's stuck! 1086 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,479 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1087 01:30:14,879 --> 01:30:16,959 Deactivate particle beam. 1088 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:21,279 Tracking 0-0-0. 1089 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,919 l thought you bought it. 1090 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,399 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? —At the bus. 1091 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:12,520 NewJersey helped me bring her back. 1092 01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:15,160 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1093 01:31:15,319 --> 01:31:17,959 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1094 01:31:18,919 --> 01:31:20,399 You give me that gizmo 1095 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:25,839 and I'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1096 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:31,319 —All right, I'll tell you what... - Hey, Scooter! Fall in. 1097 01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:39,160 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1098 01:31:40,439 --> 01:31:44,879 - Scooter... you got his job. -All right! 1099 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,959 - Wanna ride with me in the jet car? - Wow! You know. 1100 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,359 But I have to ask my dad first. 1101 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,720 OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up. 1102 01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,560 Aw. 1103 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,080 ldid all I could. 1104 01:32:10,279 --> 01:32:14,160 Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is everything OK with the alien space cloud, 1105 01:32:14,319 --> 01:32:16,560 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1106 01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,479 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1107 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:24,040 Which was "yes"? To destroy Russia or number two? 1108 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,680 Penny. 1109 01:33:40,319 --> 01:33:42,240 Careful. 1110 01:33:44,839 --> 01:33:46,759 You're all right. 1111 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,040 You look awful. 1112 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:57,120 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1113 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,720 So what? Big deal! 1114 01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:19,160 WATCH FOR THE NEXTADVENTURE OF BUCKAROO BANZAI 1115 01:34:19,319 --> 01:34:21,160 BUCKAROO BANZAI AGAINST THEWORLD CRIME LEAGUE