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This is creepy, Daddy. Where is everybody?
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I'm sure they're all hard at work, darling.
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Come on.
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This is so unbelievably low rent.
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Good afternoon.
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(Tinny techno music)
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(Music stops, girl gasps)
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We're here to see Miss Fritton.
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You're not from t' Inland Revenue?
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No. I'm er... Camilla's younger brother.
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Ooh
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You'll have to forgive me.
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My brain doesn't kick in till Wednesday
when I've been caning it all weekend.
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You know what I mean.
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Miss Fritton, your brother's here to see you.
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WOMAN: I can't understand
a word you're saying
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I said your brother's here to see you
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(Phone rings)
MAN: Carnaby Fritton
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CARNABY:
No no listen to me very carefully
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Why would I buy a picture
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from someone of your dubious reputation?
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(Woman laughs)
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That's what you do, isn't it, Carnaby?
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I'll get back to you.
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Hello, Camilla.
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(Snarls)
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Mr Darcy, stop that at once.
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Go to your happy place.
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Carnaby Fritton.
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Oh, I haven't heard a word from you
in over 15 years.
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I sent flowers.
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A wreath...
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for Mummy's funeral.
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Oh, you must be my lully,
lully niece Annabelle.
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You're all clear.
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(Sound of breaking wind)
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(Chuckles)
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Oh.
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So... your father's PA
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tells me you're joining us from
Cheltenham Ladies' College.
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For the life of me, I can't understand
why he sent you there.
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Yes, I was an utter fool to be taken in
by the excellent teaching standards
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and their consistently high performance
in league tables.
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In my experience,
the teachers are insufferable snobs,
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and the girls are all shits.
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Not to worry, my dear.
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Here, pupil and teacher live in blissful harmony.
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(Screaming)
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Daddy.
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Daddy you can't expect me to stay here
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It's like Hogwarts for pikeys.
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It's a little rough around the edges, darling.
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- But that's part of the fun of the place.
(Door opens)
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(Humming to herself)
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Here is a breakdown of the school fees.
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(Sighs)
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Whisky?
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There seems to be some kind of mistake.
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The Bursar never makes mistakes about money,
unless it's for tax purposes.
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But what about... a family discount?
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Family discount!
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You discounted the family years ago,
Carnaby Fritton,
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when you ruined Great Aunt Millicent
with your hair-brained schemes.
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I've done nothing to feel guilty about.
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(Exasperated cry)
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Your father has a short memory
masquerading as a clear conscience.
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The fees are 4,000.
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1,500.
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3,000, take it or leave it.
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Let's call it 2,000, cash.
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2,500.
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- Two and a quarter.
- Two-three.
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Two-three, done.
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Daddy, you can't leave me here.
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Don't be silly, darling.
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It'll be half term before you know it.
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- Bonne chance!
- Daddy!
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- Daddy!
(Car horn toots)
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(Crows caw)
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(Bell rings)
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(Deep rumbling)
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(Sings happily)
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(Girl squeals)
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(Shouting and rumbling)
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(Bell tinkling)
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Your old man's Roller
looks like it's seen better days.
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No.
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It's a classic.
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Daddy's an expert on the finer things.
He has an art gallery in Mayfair.
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I'm Annabelle...
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Miss Fritton's niece.
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I'll have someone come fetch your bags.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
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Kelly Jones.
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I'm head girl.
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(Scoffs)
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Really?
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Welcome to St Trinian's.
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# MARK RONSON feat.
LILY ALLEN: Oh, My God
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# I've never been this far away from home
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# And, oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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What are you bogging at... Ugly Betty?
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Know where my bed is?
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You saying I nicked your bed?
Is that what you're saying?
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I'll give you a slap.
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Back off, Taylor.
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Go paint your nails.
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She who angers you conquers you.
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Whatever.
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Weirdo.
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The Chavs are a bit touchy at the moment.
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Oi, are you calling me a chav?
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So, I told him...
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They run a chatline
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and all claim to have slept with
a member of the Royal Family.
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When you've dropped that many
US bonds in the market, begin trading...
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KELLY: Refused credit?
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Talk to the Geeks
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What about this lot? Are they asleep?
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(Eerie whistling)
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Goths.
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We're not Goths, we're Emos.
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What are Emos?
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Emotionally unstable.
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First years.
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(Chatter)
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Fulchester's answer to The Sopranos
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This is you.
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ANNABELLE: What are they betting on?
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How long you'll last.
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# And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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# And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from home
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# And oh, my God, I can't believe it
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# I've never been this far away from...
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All right, girls.
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We're live on YouTube.
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Hm.
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(Screams)
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(Laughter)
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Now we'll see what she's made of.
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(Astonished gasps)
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(Thud)
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New girl.
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- (Whispers) Daddy?
- Hello?
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- Sorry, Daddy, did I wake you?
- What is it darling?
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I want you to come and pick me up
from this hell hole right now.
150
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,109
I've been broadcast on the Internet.
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(Chuckles) It's like a schoolgirl prank that's all
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Naked, Daddy!
(Whispers) I want you to get me now.
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- (Woman laughs)
- Who's that?
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Nobody darling I'm tucked up in bed
watching Desperate Housewives
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00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,597
(Static interference)
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00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,830
Daddy, are you coming or not?
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00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,559
I'm losing you, darling. Cc-hhh!
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00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,119
Hello? Hello?
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Cc-hhh!
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Ohh!
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Annabelle Fritton!
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00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,435
Uh... er...
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I can't believe what you just did.
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I'm sorry, miss.
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I don't know what came over me.
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I've been looking for someone
with a shot like that.
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I'm drafting you into the hockey team
as of today.
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THE ORDINARY BOYS:
# Nine2Five
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He's here.
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# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer
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# And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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# Just to keep my contract
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00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,917
# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30
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00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,595
# I ain't no early birdy,
I'm working the nine to five
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00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,517
Bonsoir, nitwits.
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00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,717
Evening. Make it silver.
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00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,308
# So you gotta do some idents,
what channel are you?
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00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,277
# Channel who?
Sorry I'm haltered for a snooze
179
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,555
# Oh, Channel U,
the ones that made me huge
180
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,119
# Like Katie Price's boobs
181
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,519
# Whoops! I'm being rude
182
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,239
# Where's my Red Bull
and my sandwich? I need food!
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00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,514
# I can't handle this
184
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,068
# I'm getting... like Pampers throwing a tantrum
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00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,436
# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer
186
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,308
# And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,277
# Just to keep my contract
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00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,271
# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30
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# I ain't no early birdy,
I'm working the nine to five
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00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,710
Well, I um... love the new packaging, girls.
191
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,190
But what about the problems
we had with the last batch?
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00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,759
Problems, Flash?
193
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,115
Yeah, the slightly bitter aftertaste,
194
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people going blind after the second glass...
195
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,635
that lady what died...
196
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,870
She was old. She could have gone at any time.
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00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,592
She was 38.
198
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,272
Yeah?
199
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,277
Anoushka. Come here, girl.
200
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,837
- Na zdorovye!
- Abramovich.
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00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,798
(Glass smashes, girl screams)
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00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,352
Are you all right?
203
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,034
- No problem, Flash.
- We got ourselves a deal, then.
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00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,189
Excellent.
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00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,273
If that's permanent...
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00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,157
I'll see you in court.
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00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,116
Just be aware of that.
208
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:54,951
Ta-da!
209
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,918
Nice. Wow. What have we here?
210
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,355
It looks lovely, anyway.
211
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,556
Like Christmas. What's this, then?
212
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,119
Like, sweets, is it? A cigar?
213
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,199
Hey, look at me.
214
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,874
- They're tampons, Flash.
- What?! Oh!
215
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,350
- Designer tampons.
- Why? Why do you do that?
216
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,910
A woman doesn't only want to look
beautiful on the outside.
217
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,673
I can't sell a product I don't believe in. Come on.
218
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,919
You wanted a word, Flash?
219
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,275
Ooh, yeah. All right, girls.
220
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,396
Yeah, well, carry on.
221
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,959
Keep at it
222
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,315
Yes. Um...
223
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,078
I was wondering if you could have
a word with the Maths Department.
224
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,798
What's the problem?
225
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,269
They're very keen to place a bet and that,
226
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,830
but they're not so forthcoming
when it comes to squaring it with the bookie,
227
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,229
if you get my drift.
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00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,869
Teachers.
Keeping them in line is a full-time occupation.
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00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,877
Kell, um...
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00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,716
A new Chinese opened in the high street.
231
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,677
Apparently it's handsome.
232
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,672
I wondered if you weren't too busy,
maybe one night this week.
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00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:08,276
Shoot me down in flames if it's not a good idea,
but I thought we could pop along, the two of us.
234
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,749
- I don't think so, Flash.
- No. Stupid idea.
235
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,717
I don't mix business with pleasure.
236
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,799
And I've got a lot on.
237
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,757
Very busy.
238
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,355
Busy with all my... gear here, so...
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00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,796
# And there's no turning back,
I'm working the nine to five
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# Just to keep my contract...
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00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,471
- Nice work on the paint job.
- Night, Flash.
242
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,755
- Auf Wiedersehen, girls.
- See you soon.
243
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,151
Incoming 10 degrees south possible hostile
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00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,392
Intruder located
245
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,198
First years, into position.
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GIRLS: Morning Miss
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(Splash)
- Oh!
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00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,953
(Laughter)
249
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,918
But we still need to pay the staff.
250
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,831
Otherwise they'll go out on strike.
251
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,638
Not now, Bursar.
252
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,918
Miss Fritton, if we don't take
a firm grasp of this situation,
253
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,956
then St Trinian's will have to...
254
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,110
Not now.
255
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,916
(Buzzer)
256
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,070
Some dosser's just pitched up.
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00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,838
She claims she's our new English teacher
She doesn't look like it
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00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,831
She looks like she hasn't got a pot to piss in.
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00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,275
- Beverly
- Sorry, Miss Fritton.
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00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,876
She doesn't look like she's got a pot
in which to piss.
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00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,512
That's better
262
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:44,392
Ah, Miss Fritton,
my references and qualifications.
263
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,277
Oh, my dear, how lovely.
264
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,397
That you made it down the drive
is qualification enough.
265
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,357
I daresay you'll do very well.
266
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:55,069
The agency tells me you've lost
four English teachers in six months.
267
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,151
Very careless of us.
268
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,435
I expect they'll turn up.
269
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,397
Moorcroft! Tuck that shirt in!
270
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,391
- Sorry, Miss.
- (Girl screams, thud)
271
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,959
(Laughter from below)
272
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,917
(Teacher speaks in Spanish)
273
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,637
(Girls recite)
274
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,632
Muy bien chicas
275
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,313
How do you feel, girls?
276
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,153
- Much better, Miss.
- Anger management. Carry on.
277
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,596
No. No, no, no. You will get paid.
278
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,233
I promise.
279
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,432
Everyone...
280
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:50,750
I'd like to introduce you to
our new English teacher. Miss Dickinson.
281
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,475
Hello.
282
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,959
Welcome.
283
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,356
You must try my latest concoction.
It's a real beauty.
284
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,236
- I call it The Gerald.
- The Gerald.
285
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,912
After my first husband.
286
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,150
Cheap, bitter and completely alcoholic.
287
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,110
- Have you been drinking again?
- No. no.
288
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,433
Just a little breathless.
289
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,193
Go on. I'm dying to know what you think.
290
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,396
I... I'm teetotal, I'm afraid.
291
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,040
(Wind whistles)
292
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,236
But I do like having fun
as much as the next person.
293
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,713
In fact, I'd love it if we could all
get involved in School Challenge.
294
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,357
TV quiz show.
295
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,912
Popular at my last school
296
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,639
and tremendous fun
for both pupils and teachers.
297
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,835
- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning, Mr Thwaites.
298
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,069
Please, sit.
299
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,628
Now, as you know all too well,
300
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,632
our nation's schools have been blighted
by the false kindness
301
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,553
of namby-pamby, touchy-feely policies
for far too long.
302
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,672
Badly behaved children don't need
an arm around the shoulder.
303
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,832
They need a good kick up the arse.
304
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,798
May we say "shot in the arm," sir?
For the tabloids?
305
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,032
Say what you need to say.
The important thing is what we do.
306
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,908
I intend to start with the worst schools
in the country.
307
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,833
But that would mean St Trinian's, sir.
308
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,479
- What's the matter with him?
- Five years ago he went to...
309
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,471
that place undercover.
310
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,108
He's suffered severe
and recurrent trauma ever since.
311
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,033
Really? From a bunch of naughty schoolgirls?
312
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,234
You wouldn't know, man. You weren't there.
313
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,992
When I overhauled the prison service
314
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:42,949
I began by tackling the most fractious,
lawless and feared institutions around.
315
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,316
Once I'd dealt with those,
the others simply fell into place.
316
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,600
We'll take the same approach with St Trinian's.
317
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,717
Be afraid, sir. Be very afraid.
318
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,278
Right. On my command, unleash hell.
319
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,956
(Shouting)
320
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,117
- Daddy!
- Hello, darling.
321
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,117
Daddy, look!
322
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,270
They're bloody animals.
323
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,193
Animals! I'm going to kill them!
324
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,795
Try to remember
what your behavioural therapist said. Run along.
325
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,518
We've entered bedlam. The very gates of hell.
326
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,672
I don't understand
why you didn't close this place years ago.
327
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,354
Because, Miss Bagstock,
they can change. And they will.
328
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,078
(Laughs)
329
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,470
Not this lot. You'd understand
if you met their headmistress.
330
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,958
Between you and I,
she's worse than the children.
331
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,031
A Miss Fritton.
332
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,075
Camilla.
333
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,957
# Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing
334
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,713
That's right Completely barking mad
Have you heard of her?
335
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,030
Ah, Miss Bagstock.
336
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,271
Your girlish laughter
hit me like the lash of a hunting crop.
337
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,512
Miss Fritton, I don't expect you've met
our new Minister of Education.
338
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:32,630
# Love is a many splendoured thing
339
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,875
- Geoffrey.
- Miss Fritton.
340
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,193
- So you have met?
- University.
341
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,475
We were the toast of the dramatic society.
342
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,437
Oh, Geoffrey.
343
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,757
Another time...
344
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,558
Another Country.
345
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,108
(Camilla laughs) To what do I owe the pleasure?
346
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,352
I've heard that your school is a hotbed
of anarchy, ill-discipline...
347
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,350
Oh.
348
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,954
...and your academic results are a disaster.
349
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,600
- So I'm here to help.
- How lovely.
350
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,349
I've got some shelves that need putting up
and the kitchens need a good scrub.
351
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,273
Unsanitary catering facilities.
I'll add that to the list.
352
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,796
You know, I think you'll find
you and I both want the same things.
353
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,553
We just happen to be sitting on
different sides of the table.
354
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,359
Table? Mortuary slab, I'd say, Geoffrey.
355
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,318
You want to straitjacket us
with your limited curriculum,
356
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,313
which has become nothing more than
state-circulated Chinese whispers
357
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,550
and you call it education.
358
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,031
You've changed, Geoffrey.
359
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,916
You haven't.
360
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,037
(Panting)
361
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,992
I think Mr Darcy likes you.
362
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,270
(Mr Darcy yelps, then whimpers)
363
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,677
Let it dry, and then a good stiff brush.
364
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:03,113
Oh, my God. It's Verity Thwaites.
She's a total psycho.
365
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,317
Come on Cheltenham Ladies
Show them what you're made of
366
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,036
The important thing is not to provoke her.
367
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,476
(Chanting) Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who-who?
368
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,028
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who?
369
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,756
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who?
370
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,149
So, what do you think of my girls?
371
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,549
- Hawes!
- I beg your pardon?
372
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,757
Jemma Hawes, pull your socks up.
You're a Cheltenham Lady.
373
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,520
I'm sure your girls will try their very best.
374
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,275
But It's not the winning that matters.
It's the taking part that counts.
375
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,638
Snooty cow.
376
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,073
Sorry?
377
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,833
Emily Snooty-Cow, do remember to stretch.
378
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,237
Jolly good. Jolly good.
379
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,792
Girls!
380
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,757
Look who it is.
381
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,315
It's Annabelle the Cannibal.
382
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,388
(Hisses)
383
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,357
What's that all about?
384
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,478
I used to eat people.
385
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,039
What?
386
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,908
I used to have braces
and bits of food got stuck in them.
387
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,597
Nice.
388
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,432
(Sombre organ music)
389
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,557
OK, girls, let's play clean.
390
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,635
No biting, scratching, kicking.
391
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,039
No gouging.
392
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,870
No headbutting no punching
393
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,793
No slapping, spitting. No um...
394
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,713
No gouging.
395
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,837
And um... no non -regulation equipment.
396
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,797
Janey, I'm talking to you.
397
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,112
OK, into position.
398
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,314
VERITY: Come on, girls, let's take them down.
399
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,837
CROWD: Ooh!
400
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,797
On you go, Matron.
401
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,279
Right you are.
402
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,998
You do know the rules, don't you?
403
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,513
Nope.
404
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,510
Oh.
405
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,677
(Blows whistle frantically)
406
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,070
- Good shot!
- Yes!
407
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,309
Yes!
408
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,397
(Snores)
409
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,639
- Barbed wire?
- Check.
410
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,119
- Crowbar?
- Check.
411
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,519
- Wheel clamp.
- Check.
412
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,795
- Follow the tools girls
- Wait for me.
413
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,598
Hurry up slow coach
414
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,320
- He didn't?
- He did!
415
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,356
It was just so disgusting. (Giggles)
416
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,717
It was still quite funny.
417
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,677
But then I said to him, "You didn't?"
418
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,436
And he said, "I did."
419
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,549
- He didn't?
- He did. Just imagine!
420
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,557
(Phone rings)
421
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,157
Posh Totty.
422
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,677
Hello, big boy.
423
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,953
Shoo, shoo, shoo. Shoo.
424
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,278
I'm wearing my school uniform, silly.
425
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,152
Although, I'm about to get changed
into my gym kit.
426
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,469
I did really well in my last oral
427
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,314
Although I did find it a bit of a mouthful at first
428
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,279
But Miss says if I practise as often as I can
429
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,510
I could become Head Girl.
430
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,115
(Chanting)
431
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,117
We're onto you, so watch your backs!
432
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,031
Feel the fear. We're maniacs!
433
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,439
St Trinian's!
434
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,598
M-A-N -l-A-C. St Trinian's!
435
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,635
Look out.
436
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,557
(Cheering)
437
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,913
# NOISETTES: Don't Give Up
438
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,434
# If I tried to tell you to do what for?
439
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,759
# Can't you see life's knocking right at your door
440
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,792
# I just don't know for sure
441
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,997
(Whistle blows)
442
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,877
# Don't give up, don't give up
443
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,077
# Don't give up, don't give up
444
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,832
# Don't give up, don't give up
445
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,357
# Don't give up, don't give up!
446
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,877
(Jeering)
447
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,357
(Booing)
448
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,156
Does anybody have any smelling salts?
449
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,719
No, but I've got poppers.
450
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,591
Go, girlie! Go, girlie!
451
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,188
# Can't you see life's knocking right at your door
452
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,037
- (Booing)
- Fair play.
453
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,877
# What if I tried to tell you to do what for
454
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,837
# Don't give up, don't give up
455
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,233
# Don't give up, don't give up
456
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,557
# Don't give up, don't give up
457
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,951
# Don't give up, don't give up!
458
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,030
Girlie, girlie, girlie! Ha-ha!
459
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,592
I know it's very hard Charles
460
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,676
and most of the girls hate it
461
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,832
but I really like Greek
462
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,475
Charles? Charles?
463
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,797
Are you there?
464
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,837
(Phone rings)
465
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,357
What's that?
466
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,317
Is that yours?
467
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,594
You wouldn't know the way to
the hockey pitch, would you?
468
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,069
Wargh!
469
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,877
Short corner to St Trinian's.
470
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,389
(Whistle)
471
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,435
Go!
472
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,430
(Snarls)
473
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,631
You're dead.
474
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,875
Yes!
475
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,952
# Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
476
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,319
# Every time he walks down the street
477
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,353
# Another boy in my neighbourhood
478
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,760
# Wish he was mine, he looks so good
479
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,034
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight
480
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,715
# I get teenage kicks right through the night
481
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,030
Geoffrey, where on earth have you been?
482
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,953
You're running quite an exotic
establishment here, Miss Fritton.
483
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,998
- What a lovely thing to say.
- What have they done to you?
484
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,751
(Muffled cries)
485
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,558
I quite agree. The best team did win.
486
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,712
I suppose the lesson is,
don't mess with St Trinian's.
487
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,552
We do play a little rough.
488
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,870
We can all play rough, Camilla.
489
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,554
Maybe we'll be seeing a little more
of one another.
490
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,517
I'll make sure of it.
491
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,275
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight
492
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,511
# Get teenage kicks right through the night
493
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,158
# All right!
494
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,517
(Snoring)
495
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,675
Ah!
496
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,956
(Whispers) Beverly. Beverly.
497
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,917
(Mouths)
498
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,677
(Clattering)
- Ow!
499
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,512
Beverly, would you like to offer
this gentleman something to drink?
500
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,272
Sorry, how rude of me.
501
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,671
I'm... I'm afraid after last night
we've only got Smirnoff.
502
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,399
- Tea, Beverly.
- Or tea.
503
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,199
Yeah, sorry. Tea, tea, tea...
504
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,477
We're not here to drink tea, Miss Fritton.
505
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,757
You owe the bank over �500,000.
506
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,958
Aren't you lucky?
Christmas bonuses all round, I expect.
507
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,794
Because of your decision to ignore
our six previous final demands,
508
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,793
I am forced to serve you with this
foreclosure notice.
509
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,757
Final demand? How can there be
more than one final demand?
510
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,229
Which is the final final demand?
511
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,550
I can't believe you haven't told me about this.
512
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,108
Well, actually, I did try to tell you.
513
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,760
Not now, Bursar. Beverly, where's that tea?
514
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:01,391
You can't just pull the plug on us,
like some under performing hairdressing salon.
515
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,189
This is an institution of learning, sir,
and I have a duty of care.
516
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,714
I don't answer to you, I answer to my girls.
517
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,711
Girls who find shelter in no other schools.
518
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,394
A bunch of delinquents
and playground terrorists.
519
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,475
One man's terrorist
is another woman's freedom fighter, Mr...
520
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,554
...Bank Manager.
521
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:26,191
You have four weeks to repay
the outstanding balance...
522
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,271
or this school...
523
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,237
is declared officially bankrupt.
524
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,879
Tea.
525
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,554
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble
526
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,791
# Something's come along
and it's burst our bubble...
527
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,950
Houston, we have a problem.
528
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,149
# Gotta make a dash
for the cash on the double
529
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,072
# The party was great, yeah
530
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,479
# We were really thrilled
531
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,189
# But the bank man came
and we're gonna get killed
532
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,033
# We got some style but we got no money
533
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,509
# Now the joke's on us...
534
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,397
- (Shouting)
- Quiet, everyone!
535
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,034
(Piercing whistle)
536
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,156
(Silence)
537
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,876
St Trinian's is closing down.
538
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,119
(Cheering)
539
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,992
We're facing the biggest crisis of our lives
and you're behaving like bloody children.
540
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,871
If this place closes down,
we have to go to other schools,
541
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,997
and by that I mean normal schools.
542
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,718
(Silence)
543
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,959
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble
544
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,191
# We're deep in doo-doo
and we don't have a shovel...
545
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,878
Thank you, Matron.
546
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,556
Mm... Oh...
547
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,600
A dark cloud hangs over the school, Beverly.
548
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,671
I know all about that one, Miss Fritton.
549
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,991
Sits on top of me every Monday
when I'm on a comedown.
550
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,911
Do you know what you've got to do?
551
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,833
You gotta get your serotonin levels
back in whack.
552
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,039
Red ones bring you up
and blue ones bring you down.
553
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,192
I believe in a healthy balance.
I'll have one of each.
554
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,952
Thank you.
555
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,315
Mm. Delicious.
556
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,351
- Oh, darling!
- Daddy! I'll get my stuff and we'll go.
557
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,670
- What?
- That's why you're here, isn't it?
558
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,276
No, we'll... talk later, darling. Milla.
559
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,757
Oi.
560
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,312
You might wanna see this.
561
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,239
A boutique hotel?
But this is my school, Carnaby.
562
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,312
The bank's school, Camilla.
And when they shut you down,
563
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,437
you will have lost everything -
and more importantly, so will I.
564
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,355
The good news is live a pal in property
565
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,038
Oh Milla do listen
566
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,469
I think live come up with a solution
that could benefit us both
567
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,597
If we move fast, sell the place now,
568
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,958
we can repay the debt and er... split the profits.
569
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,154
Looks like your old man's
selling us down the river.
570
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,754
No. Daddy wouldn't do anything like that.
571
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,353
What about the girls?
572
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,317
What would happen to my dear girls?
573
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,590
You can stop the Miss Jean Brodie act,
now, Milla. It's me you're talking to.
574
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,429
- What about Annabelle?
- I don't know what to make of that girl
575
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,192
A bit of a drip if you ask me
576
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,395
I sometimes wonder if she's actually mine
577
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,395
Still a daddy's girl, eh?
578
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,277
You're wrong about her Carnaby
579
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,157
In there there's a Fritton
580
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:05,233
She's got the true family stripe
which is more than I can say about you
581
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,278
- You snake in the grass
- Let's face it little sister
582
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,555
This dump is history
583
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,755
(Growls)
584
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,717
- Oh
(Thud)
585
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,791
It's no use relying on the grown -ups.
586
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,711
We need to sort this out ourselves.
587
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,757
Now, the subject of today's lesson is crime.
588
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,910
Yeah? All right? You're liking me now.
589
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,151
So for every need there is a misdeed
590
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,879
And what our need is,
in this particular instance, girls,
591
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,871
is to get our hands on half a bar.
592
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,275
That's half a million pounds for you little ladies
593
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,920
- Any ideas? Who's got an idea?
- (Girls call out)
594
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,353
Anyone? Yes?
595
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,953
Shut up! You!
596
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,669
- What about extortion?
- Excellent. Well done.
597
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,236
Yes.
598
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,073
Brilliant Extortion
599
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,550
Now, I know a lot of people think
the old, "Give me your money or else,"
600
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,952
is a bit old hat, but it's a classic,
it's perennial, possible.
601
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,952
Good work Now who else has got any ideas?
602
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,310
- Go on, Celia.
- Confidence trickery.
603
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,675
Confidence trickery. Excellent!
604
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,955
- Credit card fraud.
- Credit card fraud
605
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,600
- Kidnapping, Flash.
- Kidnapping!
606
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,150
That is more like it. Kid... napping!
607
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,553
So, we take a rich man's wife...
608
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,631
- Excellent.
...cut off her ear...
609
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,756
and then send it to him special delivery.
610
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,399
And then... we just keep chopping...
611
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,670
...bits of her off...
- (Girls all groan)
612
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,557
...until he pays the ransom.
613
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,517
(Giggling)
614
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,552
You shouldn't be laughing at that.
That is too much evil.
615
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,234
You should see a counsellor.
Don't leave her on her own.
616
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,352
(Soft creak)
- Come in, don't loiter in the doorway.
617
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,910
I didn't know you painted, Auntie.
618
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,956
Miss.
619
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,600
Just having a little bit of "me" time.
620
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,600
Once upon a time
I used to think of it as a career.
621
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,193
It's jolly good. Did you sell many paintings?
622
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,595
Not under my own name.
623
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,275
I took it up when I was recovering
from a broken heart.
624
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,954
We Fritton women are made of sturdy stuff
625
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,237
but we do need an emotional outlet,
don't we, dear?
626
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,197
Hit me. Come on, girlie, hit me!
627
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,077
Come on, come on.
628
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,991
- Come on, girlie, girlie!
- I can't!
629
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,911
You can. Let out your frustrations.
630
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,549
Inhale your anger
and let it all out with a good right hook.
631
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,993
Go on.
632
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,832
I see.
633
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:54,517
Turn your mind to something or someone
who really makes your blood boil. Hm?
634
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,637
A snake in the grass
who betrays his family ties
635
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,790
as easily as he betrays his word.
636
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,637
An unconscionable shit.
A complete and utter...
637
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,392
(Roars)
638
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,197
Oh...
639
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,397
Welcome to the fold, girlie.
640
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,277
Help your old auntie up.
641
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,395
- Rah!
- (Squeals)
642
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,074
(Chuckles) Oh, poor girl.
Let's have a whisky.
643
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,590
Come on, ladies, we need to think big.
Open your minds real wide.
644
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,955
(All call out)
645
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,918
You gotta search
for the criminal inside yourself. Yes!
646
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,749
BOTH: Theft.
647
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,559
Theft. Finally. Now you're talking.
648
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,189
Excellent Theft
649
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,316
- Good work.
- Bank of England?
650
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,038
Bank of England too big.
651
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,509
- Woolworths.
- Too small. Just sweets.
652
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,478
Come on, think about it. I'm telling you...
653
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,155
If you don't use your noggins,
we ain't gonna get this dough together.
654
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,592
I see erm... Yes... Kelly.
655
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,597
What about that?
656
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,353
(Gasps)
657
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,112
(In unison) Oh, my God!
658
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,869
You want to steal Scarlett Johansson?
659
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,837
You are so blonde, Chelsea.
660
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,595
That is one of the most
valuable paintings in the world.
661
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,748
And it is here now.
662
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,071
We steal it and then we fence it.
663
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,435
You'd be able to flog it for us, Flash,
wouldn't you?
664
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,556
Well, erm...
665
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,794
It's probably a bit out of my league, Kel.
666
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,397
Number 7.
667
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,473
The Heist.
668
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,668
Girls, it's time we organised a school trip.
669
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,473
Girls, please. Remember we have
the school's reputation to uphold.
670
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,677
(Screaming)
671
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,072
Oi.
672
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,559
Bingo.
673
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,199
Wow.
674
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,198
You can so see why
Colin Firth wanted to shag her.
675
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,753
Yeah, but you could spruce it up with
a dash of colour and some accessories.
676
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,393
I'm thinking, lose the earrings
and go for some big gold hoops.
677
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,672
Ciao-ciao.
678
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,079
- So?
- OK.
679
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,470
They've got 28 CCTV cameras
on separate circuits.
680
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:41,031
Four shifts of 12 armed guards
patrol the galleries 24 hours a day.
681
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,196
Pressure alarms, invisible random lasers,
682
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,840
and hydraulically-operated
reinforced steel shutters.
683
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,075
Golly!
684
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,628
- So?
- We're talking Mission: Impossible.
685
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,518
- That's a no?
- If Tom Cruise can do it, so can we.
686
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,957
Yeah, yeah, but the real problem is,
how do we get into the building?
687
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,316
We need some kind of cover
688
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,991
Any bright ideas?
689
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,317
So, are we good?
690
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,029
It's such a pity none of you want to give
School Challenge a shot.
691
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,395
It would be so much fun.
692
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,709
I only mention it because
the final takes place right here.
693
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,031
KELLY: What did you say?
- The final will be televised here.
694
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,437
In the Grand Hall.
695
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,957
The location: Trafalgar Square.
696
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,314
The target: National Gallery.
697
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,118
This is where our trailer base is.
698
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,078
- And the distance?
- 114 metres.
699
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,515
OK, let's get animated.
700
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,913
So here we are -
one of the world's busiest squares
701
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,514
And Big Brother will definitely be watching us
702
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,670
with a surveillance camera on every wall
703
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,876
and security guards at every turn
704
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,958
So we use the trailer as cover
and take the sewers
705
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,598
(Girls groan)
706
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,515
- Nasty.
- Who's that?
707
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,310
- Ha-ha! Taylor.
- What?
708
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,709
- (Laughter)
- Why me?
709
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,360
I don't know what you're looking
so pleased about, Andrea.
710
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,317
- You're coming as well.
- Shut up!
711
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,675
Me and the Corpse Bride? I don't think so.
712
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,432
Drop the attitude, Taylor.
713
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,351
- Polly
- Now...
714
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,069
When you get in the sewers,
you have to get through these iron gates.
715
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,468
- Eugh!
- (Laughs)
716
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,073
(Laughs)
717
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,313
(Mouse squeaks)
718
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,071
We have double chemistry tomorrow.
719
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,469
BOTH: We'll start on the explosives.
- Good work.
720
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,959
Once inside, you'll make your way
through to the balcony,
721
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,473
which overlooks the Grand Hall.
722
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,552
Then you take the zip wire over the audience,
723
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,517
while the show is being recorded.
724
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,995
It's like 10 metres high.
725
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,957
113 actually
726
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,559
So after we've got through the rank sewers,
iron gates, security guards...
727
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,871
And then we've done a live wire act
over the audience,
728
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,197
I suppose you want us to swim
the Channel, and then...
729
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,510
- climb a mountain...
...as well!
730
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,989
No. You just have to get through these.
731
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,153
Invisible random lasers
732
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:27,028
with pressure alarms that trigger
hydraulically-operated steel shutters.
733
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,635
All sounds frightfully exciting, doesn't it?
734
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,472
As for the explosives, girls,
735
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,710
I'd go for RDX rather than Trinitrotoluene.
736
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,360
There's nothing worse than rogue C-4.
737
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,668
BOTH: Yes, Miss.
738
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,036
But all this will be a complete waste of time
unless we get to the Final
739
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,838
Oh, God, yeah.
740
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,549
So, girls... how do you plan to get us there?
741
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,110
That's not a problem.
742
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,078
Get yourself on camera
and the world can be your oyster
743
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,391
One day you're on School Challenge,
the next it's Love Island.
744
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,074
Soon you've married a footballer
and bought the Bahamas.
745
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:10,190
But easy, now, girls,
because if you don't take that moment,
746
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,510
blink... and it's back to obscurity.
747
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,317
KELLY: Oi, girls. Jog on.
748
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,149
- So who...
- JJ French.
749
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:23,471
Our last Head Girl, now turned PR guru.
750
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,869
People want soap opera.
751
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,077
They want to know how to get your look.
What diet you're on.
752
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,390
They want to know all about your broken hearts
753
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,152
and your fashion disasters.
754
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,754
But keep them talking, that's the game.
755
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,717
That's genius.
756
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,917
Then why isn't everybody famous?
757
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,991
Because they don't have me.
758
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,072
You need to play an angle.
759
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,072
Look at Liz Hurley.
She wore that dress and what happened?
760
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,037
An acting career, her own clothing line
761
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,588
and a 15-page wedding in Hello! magazine.
762
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,954
Now that's genius.
763
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,750
OK, so here's a little tip I learned from Paris.
764
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,956
- Hilton?
- France.
765
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,956
Put on a pair of YSL's and the whole world
will think you're a total brainiac.
766
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,917
(Giggling)
767
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,153
(Cheering)
768
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,277
You are welcome to join us
on our quizzical quest
769
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,318
to find the brightest of sparks,
the smartest of alecks,
770
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,789
the very pluperfect of pupils
771
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,919
in this year's battle to find
the champions of School Challenge.
772
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,554
On my right in the red corner
we have Ampleforth College
773
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:50,589
And on my left in the blue corner
it's Peaches Chelsea and Chloe
774
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,990
- from St Trinian's!
- (Cheering)
775
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,908
What term is applied to a restraint
on the expansion of an economy
776
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,594
as a result of governmental taxation policy
777
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,831
whereby a rise in inflation
causes a larger proportion
778
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,832
of wage earners' income to be paid in tax?
779
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,669
(Ping)
780
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,398
Chelsea, St Trinian's.
781
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,674
Fiscal drag.
782
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,397
Fiscal drag is the right answer.
783
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,198
- (Cheering)
- Well done. Five points.
784
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,553
- Which Roman poet...
- (Ping)
785
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,517
Peaches, St Trinian's.
786
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,953
Ovid.
787
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,996
Ovid is the answer I have on the card.
788
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,354
(Cheering)
789
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,634
- Who wrote...
- (Ping)
790
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,790
Charles Dickens.
791
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,519
...is the right answer. Well, I'm sorry, Ampleforth,
792
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,433
you're up against a team
at the very top of their form.
793
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,875
Quickly.
794
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,874
- Which Tchaikovsky overture
(Ping)
795
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,710
1812.
796
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,994
Is the correct answer.
797
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,275
(Bell)
- There goes the school bell
798
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,879
with the scores standing at
799
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,709
...which means, I'm sorry to say,
Ampleforth College,
800
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,711
we have to bid farewell to you.
801
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,394
ALL: Loser! Loser!
802
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,913
Loser!
803
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,876
So...
804
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,230
how are we going to beat Bedales?
805
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,278
CELIA: Magic
806
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,796
The kind you get in mushrooms.
807
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,352
- Hi
- Hi.
808
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,510
Anyone for camomile tea?
809
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,477
- Yes.
- Thanks.
810
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:37,600
In which Shakespeare play would you
find the following stage directions:
811
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,752
"Exit, pursued by a bear"?
812
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,034
(Buzzer)
813
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,759
Yes. Chas. Bedales.
814
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,957
- Was it Winnie the Pooh?
- (Laughter)
815
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,109
(Continuous buzzing)
816
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,835
Caspar...
817
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,917
- Are you buzzing, Caspar?
- Oh, yeah.
818
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,553
You've had your chance
819
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,074
You've buzzed... What are you doing?
820
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,355
What are you doing? Chas! I'm being touched.
821
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,476
Derek, I'm being touched. Derek!
822
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,193
(Ping)
823
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,509
Sure, just sign the deal
and I'll make sure she says the brand live on air.
824
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,795
- Apple
- Apple is the right answer
825
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,676
(Cheering)
826
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,917
Know-it-all nymphets from St Trinian's
827
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,556
Oh, come on, Eton.
I'm going to have to hurry you.
828
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,557
No, it's gone.
829
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,516
(Bell)
830
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,477
And so has the bell!
831
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,758
And er... on that note, I'm afraid we leave Eton...
832
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,590
(Thud)
833
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:38,037
...and congratulate our glorious
and glamorous victresses,
834
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,109
who will go on next week
835
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:42,118
to the grand final to meet
Cheltenham Ladies' College
836
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,838
It is of course St Trinian's
837
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,797
(Cheering and chanting)
838
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,910
Are we going to close down St Trinian's?
839
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,550
THWAITES: No they're more use to us alive
840
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,673
You see, as things stand,
they're the perfect symbol of misguided youth.
841
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,513
They're a beacon of ill-discipline
in need of correction.
842
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,672
I'm going to make an example of them.
I'll break their spirit.
843
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,075
They will conform.
844
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,435
It's time the world saw
what we've been dealing with.
845
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,954
Show them the problem... then fix it.
846
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,757
The press pack is panting, Peter.
847
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,317
It's time we let them loose.
848
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,039
Hang on.
849
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,588
You want me, a man of my calibre...
850
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,636
...just to... bowl into some gallery in London,
851
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,356
waltz up to your old man
852
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,749
and offer to flog him a Vermeer for half a bar?
853
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,308
It won't be you. It will be this guy.
854
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,473
Gerhard Von Strubel,
the most elusive art dealer in the world.
855
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,317
You want me to pretend to be some...
856
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,072
art bloke?
857
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,639
They've never met,
858
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,354
but my father would do anything
to do business with him.
859
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,635
No, I'm sorry, I don't fancy it. No.
860
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,079
KELLY: What's wrong?
861
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,037
Not up to it, Flash?
862
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,997
I told you, Annabelle.
863
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,514
Hold on, hold on.
I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
864
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,717
Come on, give us a look at it.
I'll give anything a try once.
865
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,677
So, erm...
866
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,479
What's he like, then, this von Strubel mug?
867
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,271
- He's a count.
- He sounds like one!
868
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,159
No, he's posh. I can do posh, look.
869
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,038
Oh, la-di-dah! Shall we go hunting?
870
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,156
But can you do German?
871
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,913
Yeah, of course I can. Ah, mon freuer...
872
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,753
Strindberg Wiederkind Jütgen Klinsmann...
873
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,150
It'll be all right on the night.
Just give me a little bit of time.
874
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,196
What's he erm... What's he look like?
875
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:58,439
Well, all I've heard is that he's successful...
876
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,397
erudite and handsome.
877
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,752
Oh, I almost forgot. He's also very, very gay.
878
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,193
(Chokes)
879
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,157
(Whistle)
880
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,999
Scramble! Black Eagle, one o'clock!
881
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,916
Ready to make the front pages, Minister?
882
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,759
Peter, the only things
the public wants to read about
883
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,717
are mayhem, misery and disaster.
884
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,837
So we'll be fine.
885
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,310
Thank you for coming, gentlemen, ladies.
886
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,312
What you're about to witness
is the disgraceful result
887
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,470
of 15 years of political indifference.
888
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,957
Schools like this one are weeds.
889
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,589
Long neglected, they've been
allowed to grow wild and unruly.
890
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,558
- And you're the weedkiller, Minister?
- I like it, Denise.
891
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,153
Code Red!
892
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,757
Code Red!
893
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,110
People have often criticised my methods.
894
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,873
They say I'm too aggressive,
hard-line, whatever.
895
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,437
But what I'm about to show you...
896
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,510
...is the appalling alternative.
897
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,795
It looks rather pleasant, if you ask me.
898
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,553
You were only supposed
to blow the bloody doors off.
899
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,157
Minister! Minister?
900
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,677
Code Red!
901
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,677
Morning.
902
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,950
Er... are you lot from t' Inland Revenue?
903
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,917
No.
904
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,109
Phew!
905
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,553
Quickly, quickly.
906
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,478
Ready?
907
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,635
...when the sixth hour was come,
there was a darkness over...
908
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,837
How can I help you?
909
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:31,158
And some of them stood by
when they heard the saint
910
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,595
They're bound to slip up sooner or later.
911
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,477
(Clattering)
912
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,957
Christ! He's coming this way!
913
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,798
We're never gonna make it!
914
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,993
Who are you?
915
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,712
I know your daughter.
916
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,791
You're friends with Verity?
917
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,757
I was at Cheltenham with her.
918
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,591
She was the school bully
and I was one of her favourite victims.
919
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,914
DENISE: Really?
920
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,151
So Minister your daughter was the school bully
921
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,515
And what's it like being at St Trinian's?
922
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,477
Oh, it's like...
923
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,996
one big, happy...
if slightly dysfunctional... family.
924
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,150
A bastard profanes the English throne
925
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,759
The generous Britons are cheated by a juggler.
926
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,717
Geoffrey What a surprise!
927
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,992
What's going on, Miss Fritton?
928
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,957
The girls are hard at work,
929
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,918
and their headmistress
is rehearsing the role of a lifetime.
930
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,434
Don't you think I make a remarkable queen?
931
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,478
You're up to something,
and I will get to the bottom of it.
932
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:53,913
I will expose you.
933
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,594
Well, you'll have to at least
buy me dinner first.
934
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,557
Oh, Geoffrey.
935
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,952
Oh, not again.
936
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,352
(Snarls)
937
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:08,355
Aar-rooo!
938
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,438
Not quite the headline we had in mind, Minister.
939
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,357
(Suppressed giggling)
940
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,237
(Screams)
941
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,277
(Snarls)
942
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:05,597
You've had this coming
since the day you arrived, Fritton.
943
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,511
What are you going to do to me?
944
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,837
Give you a makeover, silly.
945
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,155
# SUGABABES:
3 Spoons Of Suga
946
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,188
# She likes to dress
like she's fresh out of a magazine
947
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,514
# She struts around
getting down to her record machine
948
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,116
# It's clear that she enjoys teasing all the boys
949
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,472
# They always say
that you'll remember her name
950
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,437
# Because she's got it
951
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,597
# She's got it right down
952
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,231
# And all the guys say
953
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,073
# I need three spoons of sugar
in a glass full of liquor
954
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,878
# To get over you
955
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:07,548
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy
to cure the sugar rush
956
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,517
# I can't get over you
957
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,319
# Gimme something in my coffee
958
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,072
# Gimme thrills, take my money
959
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,037
# Can't get over you
960
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,352
So... how do you feel?
961
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,479
Like a St Trinian.
962
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,075
# I need three spoons of sugar
in a glass full of liquor
963
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,718
# To get over you
964
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,797
# Gimme something in my coffee
965
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,552
# Gimme thrills, take my money
966
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,551
# Can't get over you
967
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,718
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy
to cure the sugar rush
968
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,756
# I can't get over you
969
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,792
Ah, Lavinia.
970
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,713
Are you tempted by our caped crusader?
971
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,677
(Chuckles)
972
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,752
(German accent)
Gah! Why is it that the first face I see
973
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,559
is not only the handsomest face in this room
974
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,677
but also the very face I came here to talk to?
975
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,273
It must be fate.
976
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,270
You are?
977
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,839
German.
978
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,751
Whereabouts in Germany?
979
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,839
Bayern Munich.
980
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,192
That's a football team.
981
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,595
Yes... and I am their number one fan.
982
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,076
Please, don't go. I didn't mean to offend you.
983
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,709
It's just... I get very lonely being German.
984
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,313
And a bigwig in the art world.
985
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,038
- I imagine.
- And gay.
986
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,079
- Would you...
- Ohh!
987
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,272
Whoopsie-daisy! Gerhard, Gerhard, Gerhard!
988
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,839
Oh, my God.
989
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,399
You're not Count Gerhard von...
990
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,357
Sshh, please!
991
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,908
I'm trying to keep a low profile.
992
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:54,752
One of the great masterpieces has just
become available on the black market.
993
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,356
Which masterpiece are you talking about?
994
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,431
Well, it's actually rather a big deal.
995
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,034
A little out of your league, perhaps.
996
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,997
Perhaps it's something you'd er...
997
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,638
prefer to discuss over dinner.
998
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:11,996
What?
999
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,469
Well, you said how... lonely you are.
1000
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,678
We could er... spend some time together.
1001
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,597
A nice candlelit dinner,
1002
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,875
a stroll along the beach...
1003
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,592
...just the two of us...
1004
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,318
...barefoot in the surf.
1005
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,792
And then...
1006
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,717
...back to my place.
1007
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,669
Or I could just... tell you now.
1008
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,990
- Oh, yes, OK.
- Good, it's better.
1009
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,712
The masterpiece is the...
1010
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,475
The Girl With The Pearl Earring.
1011
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,073
Really?
1012
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,277
(Sombre music)
1013
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,956
The ultimate price was paid by one...
1014
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,837
...who laid down his life...
1015
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,150
for his sisters and his school.
1016
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,960
No greater love hath any dog...
1017
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,993
...than this.
1018
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,037
(Sniffs) I'm sorry.
1019
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,677
This one's for Mr Darcy!
1020
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,432
(Cheering)
1021
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,670
# GIRLS ALOUD:
On My Way To Satisfaction
1022
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,397
# Hey, yeah, yeah
1023
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:27,038
# Don't you know I saved a spot for you?
1024
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,595
# And I-I-I
1025
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,038
# I wanna introduce you to my crew
1026
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,997
# So what do you say?
1027
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,435
# Am I gonna get my way?
1028
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,277
# I don't need your permission
1029
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,388
# You're uptight and it don't look right
1030
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,997
# You've gotta share my vision
1031
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,077
# On my way
1032
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,517
# To satisfaction
1033
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,077
# How I love
1034
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,597
# Your reaction
1035
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,997
# On my way
1036
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,077
# To satisfaction
1037
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,791
# How I love
1038
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,438
# Yeah
1039
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,437
# Your reaction
1040
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,119
Minister?
1041
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,512
This school you very publicly condemned
is now in the final of School Challenge.
1042
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,797
A little embarrassing for your department
is it not? Like to comment?
1043
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,757
No, Denise, I wouldn't.
1044
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:39,355
I'm here in a private capacity
to support my daughter's school.
1045
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,317
No more photos now, please, gentlemen.
1046
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,197
REPORTER: One question.
1047
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,877
Excuse, can I just...
1048
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,678
I'm sorry, you can't go in there.
1049
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,159
What? But I...
1050
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,913
The team's going through
some intense preparations.
1051
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,877
(Power tool whirring)
1052
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,389
Eurgh!
1053
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,192
OK. Picture's up.
1054
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,512
Tania, what are you doing?
1055
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,192
You're 10.
1056
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,271
And you're carrying high explosives.
1057
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,237
It's not what you think, Kell.
1058
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,038
It's for the smell.
1059
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,997
We saw it on CSI.
1060
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,274
Oh.
1061
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,997
Good luck, girls.
1062
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,717
(Cheering and applause)
1063
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,677
(Theme tune intro)
1064
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,311
- Annabelle?
- Wait for it.
1065
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:19,840
Hello and welcome to no less an institution
than the National Gallery,
1066
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,273
in London itself
1067
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:26,309
where we're proud to welcome you to
the grand final of School Challenge.
1068
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,277
(Whooping)
1069
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:30,229
OK. Now.
1070
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,192
(Dull thud)
1071
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,355
Girls? Girls, hello.
1072
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,230
What's happened?
1073
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,595
Come in, come in. Speak to me.
1074
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,711
- (Groaning)
- Oh look
1075
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,031
BOTH: That was wicked.
1076
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,233
OK, girls, let's rock'n'roll.
1077
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,518
I love what you've done with the place
1078
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,830
There's no time for this. Concentrate.
1079
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:36,034
Who was burned at the stake for
the crime of wearing men's clothes?
1080
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,357
(Buzzer)
- Peaches. St Trinian's.
1081
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,358
Joan of Arc.
1082
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:43,317
Joe Nafark.
1083
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,510
Joan of Arc is the right answer.
Five points to St Trinian's.
1084
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,677
Plenty of time yet ladies from Cheltenham
1085
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,436
OK, it looks like you're clear.
1086
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:17,918
(Door slams)
1087
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,037
What's happening?
1088
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,519
Speak to me.
1089
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,757
(Crying)
1090
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,030
What are you doing here?
1091
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,474
We got stuck in the toilet.
1092
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,069
We thought our mummy
would come and get us but nobody did.
1093
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,037
We were scared.
1094
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,997
You're safe now. Come on.
1095
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,912
Come on.
1096
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:07,628
Which Latin phrase defines
the common -law legal action or writ
1097
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,678
which is the means by which
detainees can seek relief
1098
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:12,637
from unlawful imprisonment?
1099
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,514
Yes! Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1100
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,196
Is it... um...
1101
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,231
I think it might possibly be...
1102
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,637
Um...
1103
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,599
Habeas corpus.
1104
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:36,195
Habeas corpus is the right answer.
They are on fire, Cheltenham.
1105
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,157
(Cheering and whooping)
1106
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,516
A great English novel, published in 1813,
1107
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:46,798
was originally said to be entitled
First Impressions
1108
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:51,237
It's better known by another title
Can you give me that title please?
1109
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,077
(Buzzer)
- Chelsea. St Trinian's.
1110
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,717
- Pride and
(Feedback squeal)
1111
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,035
Ow!
1112
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:05,192
That was more painful than a Brazilian wax.
1113
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:08,716
Brazilian wax? Is that your answer?
Pride And Brazilian Wax?
1114
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,234
- No! No, um...
- (Laughter)
1115
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,037
(Questions continue below)
1116
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,317
We need more cover.
1117
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:39,995
Medusa.
1118
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,674
Medusa is the right answer. Well done.
1119
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,910
Jolly good!
1120
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:47,597
(Whooping and cheering)
1121
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,472
I'm not sure why you're cheering
quite so enthusiastically.
1122
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,630
Your school is not doing too well at the moment.
1123
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,596
- Go on.
- I don't want to go.
1124
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:44,037
Get out of the way, Morticia.
1125
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,350
I'm scared of heights.
1126
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,360
OK. I'm coming.
1127
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,397
No. One at a time.
1128
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,998
Go back.
1129
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,477
Come on. Quick.
1130
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,996
Now maths How are we on maths girls?
1131
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,640
What is the volume of a sphere?
1132
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,397
Yes, Peaches. You got there first.
1133
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,717
Quite loud.
1134
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,551
You're barking up the wrong tree there.
1135
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,232
Not quite what we mean by "volume"
1136
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,311
Any idea? Jemima yes?
1137
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,075
- Pi R cubed.
- Pi times the radius cubed
1138
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,037
- It is Pi R cubed
- Bursar.
1139
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:53,750
I've always been rather good at figures.
1140
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,596
Literature Let's see how we do here
1141
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,911
She made her first appearance
as a young girl in the novel
1142
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,197
L'Assommoir by Emile Zola.
1143
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,916
Yes. Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1144
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,228
Kylie.
1145
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,595
- (Laughter)
- No, it isn't Kylie.
1146
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:11,997
Yes, please, Antonia.
1147
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,036
That would be Nana.
1148
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,395
- Nana is the right answer.
- (Applause)
1149
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,917
St Trinian's lagging
after a wonderful start on 45 points
1150
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,917
to Cheltenham's 120
1151
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,560
We'll take those scores into school break time.
1152
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,992
Milk and buns for us,
hopscotch in the playground for you.
1153
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,957
See you later.
1154
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,277
This is not happening.
1155
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,797
Chelsea! You can't leave!
1156
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,078
You all right, babes?
1157
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:48,870
I just wonder if I'm wasting myself
doing this platitudinous drivel.
1158
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,637
Is this all there is?
1159
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,677
That'll be your serotonin levels.
1160
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,637
Here. I've got summat for you.
1161
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,791
Red ones bring you up,
blue ones bring you down.
1162
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,192
Go for your life.
1163
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,518
Oh... (Whimpers)
1164
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,550
Wait Chelsea wait
1165
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,677
No way.
There is no way I am going back in there.
1166
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:16,117
- What's wrong, Chelsea?
- Our earpieces have stopped working.
1167
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,350
Earpieces?
1168
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,034
That's how we were getting the answers. Unnnh!
1169
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,032
If you walk out now,
this whole thing goes up in smoke.
1170
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:28,790
Every offer we've had
over the last six weeks will vanish.
1171
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:34,479
No more Big Brother. No more Project Catwalk.
1172
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:38,678
No more Celebrity Love Island.
1173
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,876
You've been cheating.
1174
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,837
(Sobs)
1175
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,996
Just one moment, Chelsea Parker.
1176
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,553
I've been watching you, you little madam...
1177
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:55,997
...with your girlish wiles and your... saucy ways.
1178
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,355
And now, it seems, your criminal cunning.
1179
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,556
You know what you are, don't you?
1180
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,675
(Whimpers)
1181
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,637
A washed-up slapper.
1182
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,597
- Smart.
- Huh?
1183
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,671
Smarter than you think.
1184
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,637
I am?
1185
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,597
And smart is cool.
1186
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,709
- It is?
- Yes.
1187
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,677
And very, very sexy.
1188
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,557
Really?
1189
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,915
We're going to be back on in 30 seconds, OK?
1190
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,275
- Where's Stephen?
- He's here He's here He's here
1191
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,710
I know he's here, because... I am he.
1192
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,233
(Stephen laughs)
1193
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:38,596
Oh, my darling lady girls.
Welcome back, welcome back.
1194
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,558
It's the kind of glorious evening,
isn't it, gentle boys and all...
1195
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:42,914
It's the kind of evening
1196
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,151
where you want to gather
every known numpty in the universe
1197
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,310
and clutch them to your bosom.
1198
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,917
Let's get straight down to it.
1199
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,831
Let's do it and get straight down to it.
1200
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,832
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it now.
1201
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,036
Ladies and gentlemen first question
1202
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,033
It's another fruit. We had a fruit earlier -
we've got another fruit now.
1203
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:07,114
This question is
which native Brazilian tropical fruit
1204
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:11,079
bears the Latin name ananas comosus?
1205
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:13,433
Pawpaw. It's the pawpaw.
1206
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:14,635
(Ping)
1207
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,954
St Trinian's Chelsea
1208
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,272
Pawpaw. Pawpaw!
1209
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:24,718
Pawpaw! Pawpaw! Pawpaw!
1210
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,313
Is it pineapple?
1211
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,072
No!
1212
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,269
It is pineapple.
1213
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,112
- Five points to St Trinian's
- Good.
1214
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,077
OK. Well done.
1215
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,276
- (Cheering)
- I don't know who St Trinian was
1216
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,032
but he was watching over you then
1217
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,156
Congratulations you're back on form
1218
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,876
So fingers back on buzzers please
1219
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,277
(Quiz continues in background)
1220
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,112
- Othello?
STEPHEN: Othello will do
1221
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,317
(Applause)
- We've got a problem.
1222
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,311
Thwaites is onto us.
1223
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:03,911
Buggeration!
1224
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,468
What is the capital of Burkina Faso?
1225
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,711
(Ping)
- Yes?
1226
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,074
Chloe
1227
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:10,990
Ouagadougou.
1228
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,435
Ouagadougou is the right answer.
1229
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,557
- (Cheering)
- Well done, Chloe. Congratulations.
1230
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,676
I had a boyfriend from there.
1231
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,949
Another five points to St Trinian's
This is getting exciting
1232
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,157
Geoffrey!
1233
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,312
You know, when I was in the prison system,
1234
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,595
I encountered some of the country's top felons,
1235
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,911
but your girls really are in a whole other league.
1236
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,036
They are the crème de la crème.
1237
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,758
What did I tell you?
1238
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,159
Don't tell me. Tell it to the judge.
1239
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,391
Oh, I've met some hard-boiled men in my time,
1240
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,552
but... you are 20 minutes.
1241
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,672
One last drink... for old times' sake?
1242
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,677
I don't think so.
1243
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,277
Geoffrey, where did it all go wrong?
1244
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,316
You and I...
1245
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,470
Where did it go wrong?
1246
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:14,112
Was I... (Sighs)... too fickle, too... fanciful?
1247
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,998
Too... much for you?
1248
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,437
Maybe I will have that drink.
1249
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,237
Down here!
1250
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,397
Wait for me.
1251
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,717
Let's dance.
1252
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:52,956
# A new dawn waits for us tonight
1253
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,074
# If you play the cards...
- Come on, focus!
1254
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:07,789
# I swear I'll keep in party line
1255
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:15,315
# Cross my heart and hope to die
1256
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:21,310
# If I lose myself to rhythm
1257
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,472
# Doesn't mean I lose control
1258
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,235
# If I can't dance then I don't want
1259
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,869
# Any part of your revolution
1260
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,598
# Revolution
1261
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:35,757
# Revolution
1262
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,913
You've put me in a very difficult position, Milla.
1263
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:44,470
Whereas on the one hand,
it's my sovereign duty to...
1264
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,875
to turn you in. On. Over.
1265
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:54,235
On the other hand, the second hand. Ticktock.
1266
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,037
You're so...
1267
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,111
- So...
- Intelligent?
1268
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,557
Fragrant?
1269
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,150
- Dangerous?
- Odd.
1270
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,832
I mean, you always have been.
1271
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:26,590
Cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river.
1272
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,631
Everyone, we have lift-off!
1273
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,877
(Cheering)
1274
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:49,269
I'm sorry, Camilla,
but as you well know, I am a hard...
1275
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,797
I'm a hard...
1276
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,794
What am I? ...liner.
1277
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,273
I'm a hardliner,
which means I'm hard and a liner.
1278
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,636
Had a dog called Linus once.
1279
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,914
Linus!
1280
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,399
Here, boy.
1281
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:12,957
GEOFFREY: Linus! Here boy!
1282
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,433
Linus!
1283
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,397
I thought the world of that dog.
1284
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,637
I loved that dog.
1285
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:24,437
Camilla.
1286
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,197
What I'm trying to tell you...
1287
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,030
...is that you...
1288
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,037
you remind me of Linus.
1289
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,637
(Moans)
1290
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,597
(Thud)
1291
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,515
Woof, woof.
1292
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,154
(Camilla humming)
1293
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,117
(Geoffrey mumbling)
1294
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:49,671
Three minutes till the end of the show.
1295
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,030
You've gotta get back pronto
1296
01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:56,757
(Gasps)
1297
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,191
(Quiz continues below)
1298
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:02,832
What are you doing?
1299
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,797
I couldn't stay there on my own.
1300
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,469
...in Greek mythology, of Hercules...
1301
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,477
- OK, don't panic.
- Panic?
1302
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,034
You can do it - you're nearly there
1303
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,638
(Gasps)
1304
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,951
And I know now
that it's time for the final question.
1305
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,553
And looking at the scores...
1306
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,955
- Kelly listen to me
- What am I meant to do?
1307
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,395
Get back now. Right now.
1308
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,277
Or we're history
1309
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:52,315
. 140 points. For the first time
in School Challenge we have a tie
1310
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:53,958
as we go into the final question
1311
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:58,158
All the sweating, all the heartache,
all the dreams, the hopes, ambitions,
1312
01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:59,878
the revising the swotting
1313
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:03,316
it's all come down to this moment.
1314
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,436
(Contestant breaks wind)
1315
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:07,636
(Laughter)
1316
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,837
I'm sorry. It's a side effect
of my raisin and Ryvita diet.
1317
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:14,230
Contrary to popular opinion, better in than out.
1318
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:17,197
And so, ladies and gentlemen,
1319
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,840
the final question - the decider.
1320
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:25,077
Fingers on buzzers.
Which substance is believed to have
1321
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,993
such strong aphrodisiac properties
1322
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,992
that the Aztecs forbade women
1323
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,798
from consuming it.
1324
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,757
Thwaites Junior is onto us.
1325
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:37,754
She'll blow the whole thing -
we've got to stop her
1326
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,037
- I'll handle this.
- But, Annabelle...
1327
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,071
- Annabelle.
- She's mine.
1328
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,673
Annabelle come in!
1329
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:45,755
(Ping)
1330
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:47,670
(Gasps)
1331
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,197
Chelsea, St Trinian's.
1332
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:56,632
Thwaites.
1333
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,508
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to bring you down, Fritton.
1334
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,148
You and your vulgar little school.
1335
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,592
I have to hurry you, Chelsea.
If you buzz you must answer straightaway.
1336
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,314
Is it chocolate?
1337
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:19,829
(Sighs)
1338
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,717
You do know I'm faster than you.
1339
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,917
Annabelle? Annabelle come in
1340
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,032
Annabelle
1341
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:37,669
Urgh!
1342
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,797
Chocolate? Is that your answer?
1343
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:42,757
Er...
1344
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,838
Yes, it is.
1345
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:54,958
Time for a little prayer.
1346
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:02,596
Is the right answer!
1347
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:04,272
(Cheering and applause)
- Yes!
1348
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:07,158
Which means this year's champions
are St Trinian's School.
1349
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,515
(Wild cheering)
1350
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:20,878
(Stephen chuckles)
1351
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,877
I'm so happy.
1352
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:29,274
Yes! Yes!
1353
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,309
Yes, Bursar!
1354
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,434
(Cheering continues)
1355
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,397
Yeah!
1356
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:46,754
(Running water)
1357
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:48,478
(Camilla humming)
1358
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,917
(Gargling)
1359
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,077
(Toilet flushes)
1360
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,956
Camilla, erm...
1361
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,474
Last night, what happened?
I don't remember anything.
1362
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,790
(Giggles) I'm sorry, Geoffrey.
1363
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:12,670
I'm afraid I had to slip you a little something.
1364
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:18,751
And then...
1365
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,558
you returned the favour.
1366
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,759
Oh, God, you didn't, did you?
1367
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:26,877
Well not exactly
1368
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:30,350
- Now, listen, Camilla, I can't...
- Oh, shut up, Geoffrey.
1369
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,317
Just kiss me.
1370
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,760
# THE FOUR ACES:
Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing
1371
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:48,317
# Love is a many splendoured thing
1372
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:59,753
# It's the April rose
that only grows in the early spring
1373
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,192
(Needle scratches across record)
1374
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:05,197
What the?
1375
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:08,117
(Gasps)
1376
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:12,995
(Groans)
1377
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:21,711
What took you so long?
1378
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,870
More now on that breaking news story.
1379
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,951
In an extraordinary turn of events,
1380
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,828
the priceless painting that was stolen
last night from the National Gallery
1381
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,672
has been recovered.
1382
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,637
Vermeer's Girl With A Pearl Earring
1383
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:37,713
was found by a group of schoolgirls
in a changing room of Harvey Nichols.
1384
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:41,233
We can go live now to St Trinian's School
1385
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:43,231
where our reporter Denise Stephenson
1386
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:45,788
is with the chairman of the National Gallery
1387
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,791
waiting to give the girls a reward.
1388
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,950
It gives me great pleasure to present this award
1389
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:51,393
to the girls of St Trinian's
1390
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:54,990
who are model citizens,
an example to young people everywhere.
1391
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:56,957
And here they are now.
1392
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:59,549
(Cameras click, reporters call out)
1393
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,596
How does it feel to be a role model?
1394
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:05,593
We've been unable to contact
Education Minister Geoffrey Thwaites...
1395
01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:07,472
- There he is!
- He's up there.
1396
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,551
- (Shouting)
- Come on, Minister.
1397
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,277
(Cheering)
1398
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:23,957
# We can't fake the way we feel
1399
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,838
# We were born to keep it real
1400
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,798
# Hockey sticks and balls of steel
1401
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,639
# We are St Trinian's
1402
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:37,153
# You bite us, we'll bite you back
1403
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:40,312
# Better be scared when we attack
1404
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:43,472
# Feel the fear, we're maniacs
1405
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:46,233
# St Trinian's
1406
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:50,072
# Check out our battle cry
1407
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:52,913
# A song to terrify
1408
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:58,757
# No-one can stand in our way
1409
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:01,718
# We are the best
1410
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:05,588
# So screw the rest
1411
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:10,834
# We do as we damn well please
1412
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:13,718
# Until the end
1413
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:17,554
# St Trinian's
1414
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:21,235
# Defenders of anarchy
1415
01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:37,318
# We are the best
1416
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:41,188
# So screw the rest
1417
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:46,070
# We do as we damn well please
1418
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,799
# Until the end
1419
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:52,589
# St Trinian's
1420
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:57,549
# Defenders of anarchy
1421
01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:58,755
# St Trinian's!
1422
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,673
# So scam all the toffs, the neats and the freaks
1423
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:04,593
# Blackmail the goths,
the slappers and the geeks
1424
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:07,638
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again
1425
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:10,359
# We do as we damn well please
1426
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,080
# ASBO the chavs, the emos and their mates
1427
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,628
# To torment the slags, we offer special rates
1428
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:20,553
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again
1429
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:23,552
# Defenders of anarchy
1430
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:26,950
# Check out our battle cry
1431
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,554
# A song to terrify
1432
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:35,670
# No-one can stand in our way
1433
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:38,638
# We are the best
1434
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,188
# So screw the rest
1435
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:47,390
# We do as we damn well please
1436
01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:50,392
# Until the end
# Until the end
1437
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:53,950
# St Trinian's
1438
01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:58,949
# Defenders of anarchy
1439
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,917
# St Trinian's!
1440
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,877
(Cheering)
1441
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:09,234
# CAMILLA & GEOFFREY:
Love Is In The Air
1442
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,674
There's something about you tonight, Camilla.
1443
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,116
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1444
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,509
# Everywhere I look around
1445
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,477
# Love is in the air
1446
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,673
# Every sight and every sound
1447
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:31,957
GEOFFREY:
# And I don't know if I'm being foolish
1448
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:35,470
# Don't know if I'm being wise
1449
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:39,353
# It's something that I must believe in
1450
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:43,238
# And it's there when I look in your eyes
1451
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:46,669
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1452
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,354
# In the whisper of the trees
1453
01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:51,715
Yes, it is Geoffrey.
1454
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:54,155
# Love is in the air
1455
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,834
# In the thunder of the sea
1456
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:03,478
# And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
- Shall I pinch you, Geoffrey?
1457
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:06,791
# Don't know if I feel sane
- You're utterly bonkers.
1458
01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:09,519
# But it's something that I must believe in
1459
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:13,398
# And it's there when you call out my name
1460
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,357
Oh, Geoffrey!
1461
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,917
BOTH: # Love is in the air
1462
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:27,717
# Love is in the air
1463
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,918
# Whoa-whoa-whoa
- Geoffrey!
1464
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,151
- Do it again.
# Whoa-whoa-whoa
1465
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,117
You love it, you saucy minx.
1466
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:40,795
(Camilla giggles)
Fame Academy, here we come.
1467
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:42,757
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1468
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:45,271
# In the rising of the sun
1469
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,277
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air
1470
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:53,395
# When the day is nearly done
1471
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:59,673
# And I don't know if you're an illusion
- I'm here, Camilla.
1472
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:02,558
# I don't know if I see it true
1473
01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:06,153
GEOFFREY:
# But you're something that I must believe in
1474
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:09,395
# And you're there when I reach out for you
1475
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,152
Not there, please, Geoffrey.
1476
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,117
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air
1477
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:15,556
# Everywhere I look around
1478
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:20,597
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air
1479
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:24,954
# Every sight and every sound
- Geoffrey!
1480
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:29,639
BOTH: # And I don't know if I'm being foolish
1481
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:33,555
# Don't know if I'm being wise
1482
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:36,712
# But it's something that I must believe in
1483
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:40,512
# And it's there when I look in your eyes
1484
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:44,032
- More rhythm.
- Slow down, Camilla.
1485
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:46,350
For God's sake, slow down.
Give a man a chance.
1486
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:48,874
CAMILLA:
Give it more rhythm, more rhythm. Go on. Go on!
1487
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:50,757
# Love is in the air
1488
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:52,751
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1489
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,558
# Love is in the air
1490
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,517
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1491
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:00,876
GEOFFREY:
I love it when you look at me like that.
1492
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:02,951
Come on, Geoffrey, let's not ruin the chorus.
1493
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:05,998
- Here we go. One, two...
- One, two...
1494
01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:07,752
One, two, three, four!
1495
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:09,671
# Love is in the air
1496
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,591
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1497
01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:13,511
# Love is in the air
1498
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:15,477
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo!
1499
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:28,477
# Love is in the air
1500
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:32,437
# Love is in the air