1 00:00:27,617 --> 00:00:29,119 So once we get outside i get this guy 2 00:00:29,186 --> 00:00:30,887 in a rear naked choke and he passes out. 3 00:00:30,954 --> 00:00:32,723 - Oh, fuck, really? - Yeah. 4 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:35,225 - That's terrible. - No, it was awesome. 5 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:38,795 I'm Robbie barkley and you're watching "Hollywood extreme." 6 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:41,598 Another young man comes forward with allegations 7 00:00:41,665 --> 00:00:43,767 that he was sexually molested by Michael Jackson 8 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:45,802 while visiting the neverland ranch. 9 00:00:45,869 --> 00:00:48,372 Parents claimed to keep the secret under wraps 10 00:00:48,438 --> 00:00:49,840 because they loved his music. 11 00:00:49,906 --> 00:00:51,508 Why don't they just leave him alone? 12 00:00:51,575 --> 00:00:53,710 All Michael ever wanted to do was make people happy. 13 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:55,379 That's all he wanted to do. People don't know what happened 14 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:56,780 between him and those kids. They weren't there. 15 00:00:56,847 --> 00:00:58,482 They're just a bunch of jealo haters. 16 00:00:58,548 --> 00:01:00,083 I hate people who say bad things about Michael Jackson. 17 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:01,685 I fucking hate haters. 18 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:03,487 I hate my neighbors. 19 00:01:03,553 --> 00:01:05,956 The constant cacophony of stupidity 20 00:01:06,023 --> 00:01:08,859 that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul-crushing. 21 00:01:08,925 --> 00:01:10,660 I looked him right in the eye. 22 00:01:10,727 --> 00:01:12,562 I go, "you're retarded" and I punched him right in the face. 23 00:01:12,629 --> 00:01:14,531 It doesn't matter how polite I ask them 24 00:01:14,598 --> 00:01:16,933 to pctice some common courtesy. 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,138 They're incapable of comprehending that their actions affect other people. 26 00:01:21,204 --> 00:01:24,741 They have a complete lack of consideration for anyone else 27 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:27,644 and an overly developed sense of entitlement. 28 00:01:27,711 --> 00:01:31,715 They have no decency, no concern, no shame. 29 00:01:31,782 --> 00:01:34,284 They do not care that I suffer 30 00:01:34,351 --> 00:01:36,720 from debilitating migraines and insomnia. 31 00:01:36,787 --> 00:01:39,289 They do not care that i have to go to work 32 00:01:39,356 --> 00:01:41,691 or that I want to kill them. 33 00:01:41,758 --> 00:01:44,694 I know it's not normal to want to kill them. 34 00:01:44,761 --> 00:01:48,532 But I also know that i am no longer normal. 35 00:01:48,598 --> 00:01:51,034 I hate that baby. 36 00:01:51,101 --> 00:01:55,038 I hate that baby's fat, stupid face. 37 00:01:57,707 --> 00:01:59,342 Hey, buddy. What's wrong? 38 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:01,611 A lot. 39 00:02:01,678 --> 00:02:04,748 I'm Robbie barkley and this has been "Hollywood"-- 40 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:10,320 - Take it easy, bro. - I'm not your bro. 41 00:02:12,222 --> 00:02:14,057 Oh, God. 42 00:02:14,124 --> 00:02:16,493 Please don't shoot. I have a baby. 43 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,289 Look at this. Look at this. This is tragic. 44 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:47,791 Oh, God. 45 00:02:47,858 --> 00:02:50,660 What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan? 46 00:02:50,727 --> 00:02:52,963 She used to have a lot of potential. I don't know what happened. 47 00:02:54,731 --> 00:02:56,633 It's the most hilarious ringtone ever. 48 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,802 Just text "p-I-g-f-a-r"-- 49 00:02:58,869 --> 00:03:00,837 ...controversial reverend artemus Goran 50 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:03,240 and his supporters are back in the news, 51 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,909 this time protesting at a cancer victim's funeral. 52 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:08,512 God hates fags! God hates fags! 53 00:03:08,578 --> 00:03:10,547 God hates fags! 54 00:03:12,849 --> 00:03:14,951 Velocity. Velocity. It's in your face. 55 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,456 Coming up on "tuff gurlz"... 56 00:03:22,826 --> 00:03:26,096 Lucy, you -- skank. Don't you -- disrespect me. 57 00:03:26,163 --> 00:03:27,531 Bring it on! 58 00:03:27,597 --> 00:03:30,033 Did you mother-- poop in my food? 59 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,469 What? What? 60 00:03:32,536 --> 00:03:35,071 You bitch! 61 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:43,380 I think she's a traitor and should be tried for treason. 62 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:47,083 Look, just because she lost her son in the war 63 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:50,020 does not give her the right to disrespect 64 00:03:50,086 --> 00:03:54,157 all of our brave sons and daughters who are serving our country right now. 65 00:03:54,224 --> 00:03:57,594 Frankly, I think her son's better off dead 66 00:03:57,661 --> 00:04:00,130 because now he doesn't have to see the jerk 67 00:04:00,197 --> 00:04:02,232 that his mother has turned into. 68 00:04:02,299 --> 00:04:05,835 Now, I know, I know, before you all start flying off the handle 69 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:08,238 with, "oh, Mike, how can you be so heartless?" 70 00:04:08,305 --> 00:04:11,174 Let me remind you there's three things I love-- 71 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,777 my mother, my country, 72 00:04:13,843 --> 00:04:16,513 and the men and women who fight the fight over there 73 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:18,548 so we don't have to fight it here. 74 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:20,984 That's it for "Fuller talk." You've heard the end of the statement. 75 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:22,986 Remember to order all your "Fuller talk" products 76 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:24,554 at the 800 number at the bottom of the screen. 77 00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:27,090 We still got plenty of t-shirts available. 78 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:29,960 The boys were caught after setting the homeless man on fire 79 00:04:30,026 --> 00:04:33,430 and then posting video footage of the attack online. 80 00:04:33,496 --> 00:04:36,166 - "Dumb nutz!" - "Dumb nutz!" 81 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:37,801 "Dumb nutz!" 82 00:04:41,671 --> 00:04:43,873 Oh, --. 83 00:04:47,477 --> 00:04:49,446 - Dude, are you all right? - Oh, --. 84 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:51,448 "Dumb nutz!" 85 00:04:51,514 --> 00:04:54,851 We have a press that just gives him a free pass 86 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:58,521 because he's black so he doesn't have to work hard like the rest of us 87 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:01,057 who play by the rules. 88 00:05:01,124 --> 00:05:04,427 That is the world we live in, ladies and gentlemen. 89 00:05:04,494 --> 00:05:06,596 - What's your name? - Steven Clark. 90 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,598 What are you singing for us, Steven Clark? 91 00:05:08,665 --> 00:05:11,801 Do you know where you're going to? 92 00:05:11,868 --> 00:05:14,871 Do you like the things 93 00:05:14,938 --> 00:05:17,774 that life is showing you? 94 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:21,678 Where are you going to? 95 00:05:21,745 --> 00:05:24,114 Do you know? 96 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:27,884 Did you get what you're hoping for? 97 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:30,687 When you look behind you, there's no-- 98 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:33,123 God, stop it. I'm stopping you. 99 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:35,425 What are you hoping for? 100 00:05:35,492 --> 00:05:37,093 Okay, okay, stop. 101 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,630 I'm hoping that you'll stop. Stop, please. 102 00:05:40,697 --> 00:05:44,167 You are kidding me, right? 103 00:05:44,234 --> 00:05:47,537 You're wasting our time, Steven. 104 00:05:47,604 --> 00:05:49,806 What are you doing? Stop bowing. 105 00:05:49,873 --> 00:05:52,342 Just stop everything and listen to me. 106 00:05:52,409 --> 00:05:55,045 Do you-- 107 00:05:55,111 --> 00:05:56,713 do you have a mental problem? 108 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:58,948 No. 109 00:05:59,015 --> 00:06:00,350 Go get some psychiatric help. 110 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,552 I'll see you in Hollywood. 111 00:06:02,619 --> 00:06:05,288 - No, you won't. - I can't answer that question. 112 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:08,124 He also killed his wife and mother, 113 00:06:08,191 --> 00:06:11,594 bringing the total to 16 dead and 33 wounded 114 00:06:11,661 --> 00:06:14,264 all in one tragic afternoon. 115 00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:16,933 A former altar boy and eagle scout, 116 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,638 he climbed the university of Texas clock tower in 1966 117 00:06:21,705 --> 00:06:24,708 and, using his high-powered rifles and marine training, 118 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:27,610 he became America's first spree killer. 119 00:06:34,884 --> 00:06:36,653 Meet Steven Clark, 120 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,656 the newest star from last night's "American superstarz." 121 00:06:39,723 --> 00:06:43,293 Now, if you missed the show, you might want to plug your ears for this one. 122 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,463 Do you know where you're going to? 123 00:06:46,529 --> 00:06:48,765 What are you hoping for? 124 00:06:48,832 --> 00:06:51,167 Okay, okay, stop. I'm hoping that you'll stop. 125 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:54,337 That's my favorite part of the show when they have the crazies on. 126 00:06:54,404 --> 00:06:58,041 I know, I feel so guilty for laughing, but it is so funny. 127 00:06:58,108 --> 00:07:00,777 Makeup! This is ridiculous. 128 00:07:17,627 --> 00:07:19,996 - Morning. - Yeah? 129 00:07:20,063 --> 00:07:22,465 - Who is it? - You blocked me in again. 130 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:24,701 You blocked yourself in, bro. 131 00:07:24,768 --> 00:07:26,970 Okay. 132 00:07:27,036 --> 00:07:30,340 Can you move your car? I'm running kind of late. 133 00:07:31,908 --> 00:07:34,377 - Now? - Yeah. 134 00:07:36,112 --> 00:07:38,281 Tell him to park his car away from us. 135 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:44,154 Fine. 136 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:45,922 Do you know where the remote is? 137 00:07:45,989 --> 00:07:48,124 Dude, you need to leave yourself more room. 138 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:50,260 Right. 139 00:07:50,326 --> 00:07:52,028 In fact, 40% of adult Americans 140 00:07:52,095 --> 00:07:54,164 cannot read above a fourth grade level. 141 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:57,967 When high schoolers were asked what living American they would want to be, 142 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:00,837 the majority of girls answered Kim kardashian 143 00:08:00,904 --> 00:08:04,841 and the majority of boys answered any male cast member on "the Jersey shore." 144 00:08:04,908 --> 00:08:07,110 We are listener- supported radio. 145 00:08:07,177 --> 00:08:09,446 We can only stay on the air with-- 146 00:08:09,512 --> 00:08:11,848 I'm really late, ed. 147 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:29,666 How about you remember how to park your fucking car? 148 00:08:32,769 --> 00:08:35,104 Hey, if he plays this well with one testicle, 149 00:08:35,171 --> 00:08:36,940 maybe the whole team should get cancer. 150 00:08:38,641 --> 00:08:41,544 Oh, send all angry letters and cards to the e-man here. 151 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:43,713 What? Ok, well, i'm the bad guy, right? 152 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,515 I'm just saying what you're all thinking. 153 00:08:45,582 --> 00:08:47,550 This ain't your daddy's sports show. 154 00:08:47,617 --> 00:08:50,153 The mucho macho Grande burrito mascheesmo experience! 155 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,654 It's extreme. 156 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:56,526 This is my most favorite part of "American superstarz"-- 157 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,595 when they have the retards on. 158 00:08:58,661 --> 00:09:01,030 - I know what you mean. - This thing is crazy. 159 00:09:01,097 --> 00:09:03,132 We're giving you backstage passes, 160 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:05,235 and all you have to do is touch her on the tit 161 00:09:05,301 --> 00:09:07,237 and maybe box a little bit. 162 00:09:07,303 --> 00:09:08,805 Jesus, how long have you worked on this show 163 00:09:08,872 --> 00:09:10,640 and you don't know how to screen the dirty girls? 164 00:09:10,707 --> 00:09:12,275 We want to see blood, we want to see tears, 165 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,844 we want to see one of you whores get knocked out. 166 00:09:14,911 --> 00:09:17,247 Hit her in her defective tit. 167 00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:25,622 - Hi. - What's up? You called. 168 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:28,458 I was just trying to figure out what time to pick up Ava tomorrow. 169 00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:30,627 Ava says she doesn't want to visit you. 170 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:33,930 - Yeah, well, she'going to. - Frank, I can't make her. 171 00:09:33,997 --> 00:09:36,099 Yes, you can, you're the adult. 172 00:09:36,165 --> 00:09:38,034 Put her on the phone. 173 00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:40,003 All right. 174 00:09:40,069 --> 00:09:41,504 Hey, Ava, honey. 175 00:09:41,571 --> 00:09:43,306 It's your dad. 176 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,775 I'm doing something important. 177 00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:47,710 Well, maybe you could press pause? 178 00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:50,380 But I'm almost to the next level! 179 00:09:50,446 --> 00:09:52,382 Hit pause. 180 00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,321 Hi, daddy. 181 00:09:58,388 --> 00:10:01,157 Hey, kid. You excited to come see me tomorrow? 182 00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:04,160 - I want to stay with mommy. - Why? 183 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:07,864 Because there's nothing to do at your house. 184 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,466 What do you mean there's nothing to do? We do lots of stuff. 185 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,936 We play in the park. We go to the zoo. 186 00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:16,005 - We make art. - Your house is boring. 187 00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:18,041 Well, you're coming to see me. 188 00:10:18,107 --> 00:10:20,810 - Do you have a present for me? - No. 189 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:24,847 - Hey. - Where'd she go? 190 00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,317 She just handed the phone back. 191 00:10:27,383 --> 00:10:30,520 You know, I should never have let you move her out of town. 192 00:10:30,587 --> 00:10:34,624 Frank, she didn't like to come visit you even when we lived in Syracuse. 193 00:10:34,691 --> 00:10:36,693 All right, well, Alison, 194 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:38,428 see what you can do about changing her mind, okay? 195 00:10:38,494 --> 00:10:40,563 Bye. 196 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,165 So we're done talking? 197 00:10:42,231 --> 00:10:44,434 No, Brad-- oh, hey, listen. 198 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,870 Um, I'm not sure I remembered to tell you, 199 00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:50,006 but... 200 00:10:50,073 --> 00:10:51,808 Brad and I are getting married. 201 00:10:51,874 --> 00:10:54,877 We, tell Brad 202 00:10:54,944 --> 00:10:57,680 when he's down there to smell my balls, all right? 203 00:10:59,515 --> 00:11:01,584 Frank says hi. 204 00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:04,020 Tell him hi back. 205 00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:06,956 Bye, Ava. 206 00:11:07,023 --> 00:11:09,926 Alison, get her to come, okay? 207 00:11:09,993 --> 00:11:11,194 It means everything to me. 208 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,929 God, Frank, i'll try, all right? 209 00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:14,731 You are such a drama queen. 210 00:11:14,797 --> 00:11:18,735 Drama queen, drama queen, daddy is a drama queen. 211 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:20,637 Yeah, thanks. 212 00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:33,049 - Hi, Karen. - Hi. 213 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,453 Oh, here's that book I was telling you about. 214 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,055 Thanks. 215 00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:47,463 True, true. 216 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,865 But you know what i was thinking? 217 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,900 If he plays that good with only one testicle, 218 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,669 maybe the whole team should get cancer. 219 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:56,172 - Oh, killed it, boss. - I can't believe you said that. 220 00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:59,542 Oh, come on. I'm just saying what you're all thinking. 221 00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:04,347 Oh, my God. I feel so sad for him. 222 00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:06,416 - Is he for real? - Yes, he's for real. 223 00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,384 He was on phat boy this morning. 224 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,253 Yeah, that's real, all right. Real bad. 225 00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:12,855 Oh, you're real bad. 226 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,757 I think he's good. 227 00:12:14,824 --> 00:12:16,893 Not. 228 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:19,429 Oh, you got me. 229 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,202 I think I hurt my back on that one. 230 00:12:30,173 --> 00:12:32,575 You probably like it secretly. 231 00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:34,343 See, right there. 232 00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:44,620 Oh! 233 00:12:59,535 --> 00:13:01,337 What about you, Frank? 234 00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:04,707 Did you see that freak on "American superstarz" last night? 235 00:13:04,774 --> 00:13:06,442 What? 236 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:08,911 Last night, the freak on "American superstarz." 237 00:13:08,978 --> 00:13:10,313 No. 238 00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:13,683 I mean, yes. I saw that guy accidentally. 239 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,819 I don't watch "American superstarz." 240 00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:19,322 You don't watch it, but you saw him? 241 00:13:19,388 --> 00:13:21,591 Yeah, right. What, are you too go for the show? 242 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:23,493 Yeah. 243 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:25,361 I'm too good for a karaoke contest 244 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,497 that makes stars out of people with no talent. 245 00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:29,465 You can't say that, dude. 246 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,200 Some of those kids have real talent. 247 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:34,103 No, they don't. They have good pitch. 248 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:36,405 They're relatively clean. 249 00:13:36,472 --> 00:13:39,809 They're nonthreatening to little girls and old ladies. 250 00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:41,677 They have the ability to stand in line 251 00:13:41,744 --> 00:13:44,747 with a stadium full of other desperate and confused people. 252 00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:47,583 But I assure you, they are talent-free. 253 00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:50,853 Yeah, well, I bet 32 million people would disagree with you, bro. 254 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,188 'Cause that's how many people called in 255 00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:54,757 to vote last year on the finale. 256 00:13:54,824 --> 00:13:57,560 I wish I was a super genius inventor 257 00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:59,729 and could come up with a way to make a telephone 258 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:01,864 into an explosive device that was triggered 259 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:04,834 by the "American superstarz" voting number. 260 00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:08,171 Battery could explode and leave a mark on the face 261 00:14:08,237 --> 00:14:11,941 so I could know who to avoid talking to before they even talked. 262 00:14:12,008 --> 00:14:14,076 Yeah, I could look and say, 263 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:17,246 "no, you're not gonna be saying anything 264 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,081 that's gonna add any value to my life." 265 00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:21,617 Yeah, but it's funny. I mean, you've got to admit that. 266 00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:23,586 Steven Clark, that's funny shit, Frank. 267 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:27,023 It's not nice to laugh at someone who's not all there. 268 00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:29,892 It's the same type of freak show distraction 269 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:33,296 that comes along every time a mighty empire starts collapsing. 270 00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:36,065 "American superstarz" is the new coliseum. 271 00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:38,801 And I won't participate in watching a show 272 00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:42,471 where the weak are torn apart every week for our entertainment. 273 00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:44,974 I'm done, really. 274 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,176 Everything is so cruel now. 275 00:14:47,243 --> 00:14:49,812 I just want it all to stop. 276 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,515 - I feel sorry for Jennifer aniston. - I know, it's tragic. 277 00:14:52,582 --> 00:14:54,684 And I don't care how many foreigners she adopts, 278 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,053 - I do not like Angelina jolie. - Me either. 279 00:14:57,119 --> 00:15:00,356 I mean, nobody talks about anything anymore. 280 00:15:00,423 --> 00:15:03,392 They just regurgitate everything they see on TV 281 00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,828 or hear on the radio or watch on the web. 282 00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:08,698 When was the last time you had a real conversation with someone 283 00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:10,600 without somebody texting 284 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:13,236 or looking at a screen or a monitor over your head? 285 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:17,240 You know, a conversation about something that wasn't 286 00:15:17,306 --> 00:15:20,977 celebrities, gossip, sports or pop politics? 287 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:23,479 You know, something-- 288 00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:26,282 something important or something personal. 289 00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:31,187 You know what? 290 00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:33,856 Taint and Jeff were talking about that this morning. 291 00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:37,827 They were saying how their freedom of speech is in jeopardy. 292 00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:39,629 What, you don't listen to them either? 293 00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:42,465 No, I don't. 294 00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:45,334 What, are you more of a k.T. And the snake pit type of guy? 295 00:15:45,401 --> 00:15:47,103 'Cause those guys are pussies, Frank. 296 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:49,538 All right? And they stole everything they got from taint and Jeff. 297 00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:51,941 I really don't like any of them. 298 00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:54,010 How can you say that, bro? 299 00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:57,313 So maybe they're not politically correct, but it's funny, Frank. 300 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,249 Well, seeing as how I'm not afraid of foreigners 301 00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:03,719 or people with vaginas, I guess I'm just not their target audience. 302 00:16:03,786 --> 00:16:06,889 You don't get it. If you got it, you wouldn't be so offended. 303 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,058 Oh, I get it and I am offended. 304 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,627 Not because I got a problem with bitter, 305 00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:14,463 predictable, whiny, millionaire disk jockeys 306 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:18,234 complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is 307 00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:20,469 while I live in an apartment with paper-thin walls 308 00:16:20,536 --> 00:16:22,171 next to a couple of neanderthals 309 00:16:22,238 --> 00:16:24,307 who instead of a baby decided to give birth 310 00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:27,643 to some kind of nocturnal civil defense air raid siren 311 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:30,479 that goes off every fucking night like it's pearl harbor. 312 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:33,849 I'm not offended that they act li it's my responsibility 313 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:37,753 to protect their rights to pick on the weak like pack animals 314 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:41,023 or that we're supposed to support their freedom of speech 315 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,492 when they don't give a fuck about yours or mine. 316 00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,394 So you're against freedom of speech now? 317 00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:47,263 That's in the bill of rights, man. 318 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:51,600 I would defend their freedom of speech 319 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,736 if I thought it was in jeopardy. 320 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:57,273 I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, 321 00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:01,177 bigoted, blow-job, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes 322 00:17:01,243 --> 00:17:03,245 all under the guise of being edgy. 323 00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:05,681 But that's not the edge. That's what sells. 324 00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:08,451 They couldn't possibly pander any harder 325 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,820 or be more commercially mainstream 326 00:17:10,886 --> 00:17:14,223 because this is the "oh, no, you didn't say that" generation 327 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:17,226 where a shocking comment has more weight then the truth. 328 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:19,328 No one has any shame anymore. 329 00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:21,130 And we're supposed to celebrate it. 330 00:17:21,197 --> 00:17:23,899 I saw a woman throw a used tampon 331 00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,168 at another woman last night on network television. 332 00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:29,538 A network that bills itself as today's woman's channel. 333 00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:33,609 Kids beat each oth blind and post it on YouTube. 334 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:36,779 I mean, do you remember when eating rats 335 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:39,081 and maggots on "survivor" was shocking? 336 00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:41,450 It all seems so quaint now. 337 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,587 I'm sure the girls from "2 girls 1 cup" 338 00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:47,890 are gonna have their own dating show on vh1 any day now. 339 00:17:47,957 --> 00:17:51,327 I mean, why have a civilization anymore 340 00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:54,864 if we no longer are interested in being civilized? 341 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,336 Frank. 342 00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,171 Can I see you iny office? 343 00:18:02,238 --> 00:18:04,440 Uh, yeah, sure. 344 00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:10,112 Come on in. Have a seat. 345 00:18:17,453 --> 00:18:19,355 You know Ronald from h.R. 346 00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:21,457 - Yeah, yeah. Hello. - Hi. 347 00:18:24,927 --> 00:18:27,863 Frank, there's no easy way to bring this up, 348 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:30,066 so let's just cut to the chase. 349 00:18:32,368 --> 00:18:34,303 What is your relationship to Karen in reception? 350 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,839 Frank, what is your relationship to Karen in reception? 351 00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:40,943 Oh, well, I just started talking to her recently. 352 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:44,780 She was very nice. We sit together at lunch. 353 00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,849 Is something wrong? 354 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,285 What is she accused of? 355 00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:52,521 I find it hard to believe that she would ever do anything to hurt the company. 356 00:18:52,588 --> 00:18:54,423 I see. 357 00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:59,061 Did you send Karen flowers to her home? 358 00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:02,765 Yeah, I did. 359 00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:05,134 Why? 360 00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,803 Well, she said she was having a bad day 361 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,272 and I thought it would make her feel better. 362 00:19:10,339 --> 00:19:11,974 How did you get her address? 363 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,176 I looked it up. 364 00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:17,246 I went in her records. 365 00:19:17,313 --> 00:19:20,282 You understand that's a huge violation of company policy, right? 366 00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:22,251 Well, yeah, but I didn't want to have them delivered to the office. 367 00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:23,919 I didn't want to embarrass her. 368 00:19:23,986 --> 00:19:25,588 Frank, I'm going to have to let you go. 369 00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:27,690 You're kidding, right? 370 00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,625 No, Frank, I'm not kidding. 371 00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:32,528 This company has a strict no-tolerance policy 372 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:34,997 about harassment in the workplace 373 00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:38,634 and, well, Karen doesn't feel safe with you employed here. 374 00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:41,670 She's never said anything like that to me. 375 00:19:41,737 --> 00:19:44,039 Why don't I go talk to her and then we'll-- 376 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:47,643 Frank, listen to me for a second. 377 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,311 Now... 378 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:54,750 I want you to leave quietly. 379 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:57,786 Don't harass Karen or anyone else on the staff as you leave. 380 00:19:57,853 --> 00:20:00,556 Your severance checks will be mailed to you. 381 00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:04,293 This is ridiculous. I've been here 11 years. 382 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,061 I know, Frank. I know it's ridiculous. 383 00:20:06,128 --> 00:20:09,431 But it's not me. It's the higher-ups. 384 00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:11,667 Let me know if you need a recommendation. 385 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,888 Would you ask her for my book back? 386 00:20:32,955 --> 00:20:34,757 He wants his book back. 387 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,161 Thank you, Danny. 388 00:21:02,851 --> 00:21:07,289 A tumor this size is very dangerous. 389 00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:11,327 Unfortunately surgery to remove it 390 00:21:11,393 --> 00:21:14,663 can be just as dangerous as leaving it. 391 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,466 I advise you to discuss this... 392 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,501 With your family. 393 00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,639 I'm sorry. Oh, got to take this. 394 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,142 Yeah? 395 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:30,713 What? 396 00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,648 I wanted the one with the moon roof. 397 00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:37,586 The-- the-- no, like the one we test drove. 398 00:21:37,653 --> 00:21:40,789 I'm going to fuck you. 399 00:21:40,856 --> 00:21:43,092 I'm going to come down to that dealership 400 00:21:43,158 --> 00:21:45,160 and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, you understand? 401 00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,830 I'm going to come down there, i'm gonna rip your cock off, 402 00:21:47,896 --> 00:21:49,965 i'm gonna shove it right up-- 403 00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:52,601 no, you know what? I'm gonna tear the cock off 404 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:56,805 that giant purple gorilla and shove that up your ass. 405 00:21:56,872 --> 00:21:59,408 Yes, maybe then you should look into a moon roof. 406 00:21:59,475 --> 00:22:01,310 Yeah, that'd be great. 407 00:22:01,377 --> 00:22:03,679 Thank you. 408 00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:09,752 Do you have any family? 409 00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:14,890 No, not really. 410 00:22:22,531 --> 00:22:24,266 Sir. 411 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,101 You can't be here. 412 00:22:28,304 --> 00:22:31,774 This Tuesday, forget everything you know about bowling. 413 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,877 This is bowling on steroids. 414 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,549 "Bowling beatdown raw." 415 00:22:40,616 --> 00:22:43,285 You think you know bowling? 416 00:22:43,352 --> 00:22:45,387 Suck it. 417 00:22:46,722 --> 00:22:47,923 All right, people, make me happy. 418 00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:49,491 What do you got? Give me something. 419 00:22:49,558 --> 00:22:52,061 We got this dude Steven Clark from "American superstarz." 420 00:22:52,127 --> 00:22:54,997 He is a freak, right? Ridiculous. Very funny. 421 00:22:56,332 --> 00:22:59,034 Do you like the things 422 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:01,103 that life is showing you? 423 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,272 I hear he lives with his mom. 424 00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,974 Oh, shock, whoa. 425 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,244 You're wasting our time, Steven. 426 00:23:09,311 --> 00:23:12,748 What are you doing? Stop bowing. Just stop everything. 427 00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:16,652 That guy's a freak. Find out as much about that weirdo as you can. 428 00:23:16,719 --> 00:23:20,989 - Okay? - Did you get what you're hoping for? 429 00:23:21,056 --> 00:23:23,359 Hi, my name is Chloe. I live in Virginia beach 430 00:23:23,425 --> 00:23:25,394 and I rule holy cross. 431 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:32,935 I love Chloe. She's my bestest friend ever. 432 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:35,003 I feel really blessed to have her in my life. 433 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:36,271 Like, I don't know what i would do without her. 434 00:23:36,338 --> 00:23:38,440 She's like mbest friend. She's so pretty, 435 00:23:38,507 --> 00:23:40,175 she's so beautiful, and she's so rich. 436 00:23:40,242 --> 00:23:42,244 I love her. This party is gonna be amazing. 437 00:23:42,311 --> 00:23:43,846 Yeah! Mm! 438 00:23:49,752 --> 00:23:52,821 We love you, Chloe! We love you, Chloe! 439 00:23:52,888 --> 00:23:54,656 Wow! We love you, Chloe! 440 00:23:54,723 --> 00:23:56,959 I only wear labels and since i live in Virginia, 441 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:59,461 of course I couldn't find a dress good enough for my party. 442 00:24:02,297 --> 00:24:04,767 So I told daddy we had to go to Paris. 443 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,069 I'm all about couture. 444 00:24:07,136 --> 00:24:09,838 - We could be twinsies! - Mother, you look like a whore. 445 00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:13,642 This is about me. 446 00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:15,411 God, I hate you. You ruin everything. 447 00:24:22,618 --> 00:24:25,687 This is fun. Use it in good health. 448 00:24:25,754 --> 00:24:27,890 - Happy Birthday, sweetheart. - Remember, no boys in the back. 449 00:24:32,795 --> 00:24:35,597 Baby? Say something, honey, come on. 450 00:24:35,664 --> 00:24:38,267 - The camera's on. - I wanted an escalade. 451 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:40,669 You said-- 452 00:24:40,736 --> 00:24:43,338 - I wanted an escalade! - Daddy can take it back. 453 00:24:43,405 --> 00:24:45,007 Get away from me! 454 00:24:45,073 --> 00:24:47,176 It's my job as a parent to make her happy. 455 00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:49,912 So I screwed up this time because she's not happy. 456 00:24:49,978 --> 00:24:52,514 That's the evidence of it. If she's not happy, i screwed up. 457 00:24:54,349 --> 00:24:57,219 So tell us all about Chloe. 458 00:24:57,286 --> 00:24:59,888 Chloe is not just my daughter. 459 00:24:59,955 --> 00:25:02,157 - She is my best friend. - Mother! 460 00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:04,860 They're asking me. I'm very popular. 461 00:25:04,927 --> 00:25:07,996 Everyone loves me because my family's rich and because I'm so pretty. 462 00:25:08,063 --> 00:25:10,799 This is the biggest day of my life and you're -- it up! 463 00:25:10,866 --> 00:25:12,768 Are you serious? You're so stupid! 464 00:25:12,835 --> 00:25:15,671 You're not even doing anything! I'm doing all the work! 465 00:25:15,737 --> 00:25:19,775 What the -- is that, dad? What the -- is that? 466 00:25:19,842 --> 00:25:22,411 You know what? Let's do this without them around. 467 00:25:22,478 --> 00:25:24,880 - No, you can stay. - I don't care about you. 468 00:25:29,785 --> 00:25:33,055 - Hey. - I hate mommy! I hate mommy! 469 00:25:33,121 --> 00:25:34,656 What are you talking about? 470 00:25:34,723 --> 00:25:37,960 They got me a BlackBerry and I wanted an iPhone. 471 00:25:38,026 --> 00:25:40,162 Okay, okay, honey. 472 00:25:40,229 --> 00:25:42,397 Let me talk to your mommy. 473 00:25:43,899 --> 00:25:46,001 - Hello? - You got her a BlackBerry? 474 00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:48,770 Look, Frank, I don't want to hear it. I feel bad enough as it is. 475 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:50,839 I thought it's what she really wanted. 476 00:25:50,906 --> 00:25:53,775 No, I mean, why would you get her a BlackBerry or an iPhone? 477 00:25:53,842 --> 00:25:55,811 I don't need this right now. 478 00:25:55,878 --> 00:25:59,481 Did you talk to her about me picking her up? 479 00:25:59,548 --> 00:26:02,751 Ava, princess, you want to go see your dad? 480 00:26:02,818 --> 00:26:04,586 I want an iPhone! I don't want my dad! 481 00:26:04,653 --> 00:26:06,989 I hate going there! I never want to see him again! 482 00:26:07,055 --> 00:26:09,591 I want an iPhone! I want an iPhone! I want an iPhone! 483 00:26:09,658 --> 00:26:11,360 Frank, I've got to go. 484 00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:10,686 - No, you can stay. - I don't care about you. 485 00:27:10,752 --> 00:27:13,322 - All I care about is my party. Turn it off. 486 00:27:13,388 --> 00:27:16,692 Dad, listen to me. This is the biggest day of my life 487 00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:18,460 and you're -- it up. Are you serious? 488 00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:21,163 You're so stupid! You're not even doing anything. 489 00:27:21,229 --> 00:27:24,600 I'm doing all the work. What the -- is that, dad? 490 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:26,735 What the -- is that? 491 00:27:26,802 --> 00:27:29,438 Dad, listen to me. You're not listening to me. 492 00:27:29,504 --> 00:27:31,406 You're just talking to the -- cameras. 493 00:27:31,473 --> 00:27:34,176 You'll get all your gift bags. 494 00:27:34,242 --> 00:27:36,511 I don't care about gift bags. 495 00:27:45,554 --> 00:27:50,092 You have forsaken all the love you've taken 496 00:27:50,158 --> 00:27:55,163 sleeping on a razor, there's nowhere left to fall 497 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,566 your body's aching 498 00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,968 every bone is breaking 499 00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:02,371 nothing seems to shake it 500 00:28:02,437 --> 00:28:05,240 it just keeps lding on 501 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,396 Your soul is able 502 00:28:27,462 --> 00:28:29,831 death is all you cradle 503 00:28:29,898 --> 00:28:32,234 sleeping on the nails 504 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,903 there's nowhere left to fall 505 00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:37,372 you have admired 506 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:39,841 every man desires 507 00:28:39,908 --> 00:28:41,843 everyone is king 508 00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:44,980 when there's no one left to pawn 509 00:29:06,435 --> 00:29:09,271 I thread the needle through 510 00:29:09,337 --> 00:29:11,373 you beat the devil's tattoo 511 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,942 I thread the needle through 512 00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:16,545 you beat the devil's tattoo 513 00:29:16,611 --> 00:29:19,281 I thread the needle through 514 00:29:19,347 --> 00:29:21,450 you beat the devil's tattoo 515 00:29:21,516 --> 00:29:24,186 I thread the needle through 516 00:29:24,252 --> 00:29:26,421 you beat the devil's tattoo 517 00:29:26,488 --> 00:29:29,357 I thread the needle through 518 00:29:29,424 --> 00:29:31,359 you beat the devil's tattoo 519 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:34,362 I thread the needle through 520 00:29:34,429 --> 00:29:36,331 you beat the devil's tattoo 521 00:29:36,398 --> 00:29:38,133 I thread the needle through. 522 00:29:42,704 --> 00:29:45,273 Hey, creepy. 523 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,476 Isn't this schoolgirl thing a little played out? 524 00:30:14,035 --> 00:30:15,804 God damn it! 525 00:30:15,871 --> 00:30:18,106 No, I don't want that. 526 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:20,976 Mom, it's against the law to talk on the phone when I'm driving. 527 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:22,711 I'm going, okay? Bye. 528 00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:33,321 Don't move and don't make a sound. 529 00:30:33,388 --> 00:30:36,158 If you want the car, just take it. My parents got me the wrong one anyways. 530 00:30:36,224 --> 00:30:39,194 - Yeah, that's a fucking tragedy. - What are you doing? 531 00:30:41,129 --> 00:30:43,265 Help! 532 00:30:43,331 --> 00:30:45,634 Help! 533 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,470 Help! 534 00:30:48,537 --> 00:30:50,138 Help! 535 00:30:50,205 --> 00:30:55,210 School's out for summer 536 00:30:58,013 --> 00:31:02,217 school's out forever-- 537 00:31:03,618 --> 00:31:05,720 Oh! 538 00:31:05,787 --> 00:31:07,956 Shit! Shit! Fuck. 539 00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:09,591 Fuck! Fuck! 540 00:31:09,658 --> 00:31:12,194 - God damn it! - Help! 541 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:15,197 - Chloe? - Help! 542 00:31:15,263 --> 00:31:16,498 Help! 543 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:23,939 School's out forever... 544 00:31:25,974 --> 00:31:28,176 Did you just kill Chloe? 545 00:31:30,579 --> 00:31:32,848 Awesome. 546 00:31:34,449 --> 00:31:37,886 No more pencils 547 00:31:37,953 --> 00:31:41,523 no more books 548 00:31:41,590 --> 00:31:45,160 no more teachers... 549 00:32:10,018 --> 00:32:11,186 Hello? 550 00:32:11,253 --> 00:32:14,222 Weird drifter guy. 551 00:32:15,824 --> 00:32:17,692 Look, I know you're in there. 552 00:32:23,965 --> 00:32:26,601 Hi. What are you doing? 553 00:32:26,668 --> 00:32:27,836 Nothing. 554 00:32:27,903 --> 00:32:30,105 Great, me, too. 555 00:32:30,171 --> 00:32:32,707 I'm roxy. What's your name? 556 00:32:34,509 --> 00:32:35,877 - Frank. - Great. 557 00:32:35,944 --> 00:32:38,747 It's really excellent to meet you, Frank. 558 00:32:38,813 --> 00:32:41,383 Telle all about it. 559 00:32:41,449 --> 00:32:43,385 About what? 560 00:32:43,451 --> 00:32:45,887 Did the bitch cry? 561 00:32:45,954 --> 00:32:48,156 Yeah. 562 00:32:48,223 --> 00:32:52,260 Oh, that is fantastic. 563 00:32:52,327 --> 00:32:55,263 Oh, God, I wish I could have seen it up close. 564 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:57,432 Whoo! 565 00:32:57,499 --> 00:33:00,235 Hey, hey, hey. Somebody just made that. 566 00:33:00,302 --> 00:33:02,437 Jumping Jesus Christ, Frank. 567 00:33:02,504 --> 00:33:05,106 Live it up. This is the best day ever. 568 00:33:05,173 --> 00:33:07,876 Who are you killing next? Do you take requests? 569 00:33:07,943 --> 00:33:11,012 'Cause I was thinking maybe some kardashians, 570 00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:14,816 my gym coach, people who give high fives, 571 00:33:14,883 --> 00:33:16,518 really any jock, 572 00:33:16,584 --> 00:33:18,353 twi-hards, 573 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:20,956 people who talk about punk rock. 574 00:33:21,022 --> 00:33:24,059 - Who else really rips my cock off? - Get off the bed. 575 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,394 Oh, mormons and other religious assholes 576 00:33:26,461 --> 00:33:28,229 who won't let gay people be married 577 00:33:28,296 --> 00:33:30,532 and adult women who call their tits "the girls." 578 00:33:30,598 --> 00:33:32,367 - Ew, like I don't even-- - stop it! 579 00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:37,038 Just please, be quiet. 580 00:33:38,473 --> 00:33:40,842 Get off the bed, huh? 581 00:33:40,909 --> 00:33:43,044 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 582 00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:45,580 I'm kind of busy right now. 583 00:33:51,086 --> 00:33:53,054 Awesome. 584 00:33:54,823 --> 00:33:56,391 You have to be careful with that. 585 00:34:03,264 --> 00:34:05,000 - Wait. - No, don't do-- 586 00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:06,401 that's kind of personal. 587 00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:12,240 "Dear Ava, your life will be better without me. 588 00:34:12,307 --> 00:34:15,410 I'm sorry. Love, dad." 589 00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:20,949 A suicide note? 590 00:34:21,016 --> 00:34:22,884 Are you fucking kidding me? 591 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:25,553 God, the greatest thing to ever happen around here 592 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:28,423 and you're just some sad-sack pussy? God damn it. 593 00:34:30,258 --> 00:34:32,427 Well, do it, then. I want to watch. 594 00:34:36,031 --> 00:34:37,465 Let's go. 595 00:34:37,532 --> 00:34:39,968 How do you know I won't kill you? 596 00:34:41,503 --> 00:34:42,837 I don't. 597 00:34:42,904 --> 00:34:46,174 And, frankly, Frank, I don't fucking care. 598 00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:02,824 Frank. 599 00:35:02,891 --> 00:35:04,559 What? 600 00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:07,062 I got an idea. 601 00:35:36,124 --> 00:35:37,525 Okay, go ahead. 602 00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:40,028 You're sure you're ready now? 603 00:35:40,095 --> 00:35:42,330 Yup, all systems go. 604 00:35:48,236 --> 00:35:50,738 Wait, again. 605 00:35:50,805 --> 00:35:53,942 Sorry. Can I say something first? 606 00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:55,510 Go ahead. 607 00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:59,814 You know, it's just that 608 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:02,984 you really had the chance to do something awesome here. 609 00:36:03,051 --> 00:36:05,286 But you're blowing it, Frank. 610 00:36:05,353 --> 00:36:09,124 Now you're just gonna be remembered as some creepy old stalker dude 611 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:12,460 who was in love with some young twat on a television show. 612 00:36:12,527 --> 00:36:15,697 Just a pervy old dude that killed that girl 613 00:36:15,763 --> 00:36:19,134 and then himself when he couldn't have her. 614 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,635 Wah. 615 00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:23,471 I didn't kill her because I couldn't have her. 616 00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:27,041 I killed her because she wasn't nice. 617 00:36:27,108 --> 00:36:30,578 And that was a fantastic start, Frank. 618 00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:32,147 Your instincts were right on. 619 00:36:32,213 --> 00:36:34,549 She was a class-a cunt. 620 00:36:36,050 --> 00:36:38,920 But with so many horrible people in the world 621 00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,856 who should be taking the big dirt nap, 622 00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:44,859 why quit now? 623 00:36:44,926 --> 00:36:47,629 You kill yourself, Frank, 624 00:36:47,695 --> 00:36:49,797 and you're killing the wrong person, 625 00:36:49,864 --> 00:36:53,101 which would be a shame when there are so many other 626 00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:56,004 Chloes out there who need to die. 627 00:36:58,173 --> 00:36:59,307 Like who? 628 00:37:01,609 --> 00:37:04,579 Nascar fans, country fans, 629 00:37:04,646 --> 00:37:06,548 people who dress their babies in band t-shirts. 630 00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:09,751 No, no, no, people who deserve to die. 631 00:37:11,553 --> 00:37:13,588 All those people do deserve to die. 632 00:37:15,023 --> 00:37:16,591 No. 633 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,329 Chloe's parents. 634 00:37:28,903 --> 00:37:31,272 If anybody comes, you honk the horn. 635 00:37:31,339 --> 00:37:33,341 But no matter what, you don't get out of the car, you got it? 636 00:37:33,408 --> 00:37:35,210 Aye, aye, Captain. 637 00:37:35,276 --> 00:37:37,612 I'm not kidding around. 638 00:37:38,913 --> 00:37:40,582 - Frank. - What? 639 00:37:40,648 --> 00:37:43,117 This is more fun than killing yourself, right? 640 00:37:43,184 --> 00:37:45,119 I don't know. 641 00:37:45,186 --> 00:37:47,522 Yeah, I guess. 642 00:37:47,589 --> 00:37:48,890 Frank. 643 00:37:50,391 --> 00:37:52,193 Yeah. 644 00:38:07,809 --> 00:38:09,777 - Yeah? - Get in the house and shut the fuck up. 645 00:38:09,844 --> 00:38:11,412 - Jesus. - Get over here. Get over here. 646 00:38:11,479 --> 00:38:12,914 - Go. Go. - Honey? 647 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:14,816 - Get over there by the couch. - Do what he says. 648 00:38:14,882 --> 00:38:17,418 - Do what he says. - What do you want? 649 00:38:17,485 --> 00:38:20,922 - We could give you money. - Listen, I'm a very rich man. 650 00:38:20,989 --> 00:38:23,958 Don't you know who we are? We're Chloe's parents. 651 00:38:24,025 --> 00:38:27,295 - We were all on TV. - Yeah, I know exactly who you are. 652 00:38:27,362 --> 00:38:29,230 I'm the man that killed your daughter. 653 00:38:31,532 --> 00:38:33,668 - God damn it! - Oh, God! 654 00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:18,246 - Yes, we did it! - Oh, hey, hey, hey. Get off me. 655 00:39:18,313 --> 00:39:19,814 I told you to stay in the car. 656 00:39:19,881 --> 00:39:21,883 Frank, she was getting away. 657 00:39:21,949 --> 00:39:23,618 You mean thanks? 658 00:39:23,685 --> 00:39:25,953 Yeah, let's go. 659 00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:34,462 That was fucking crazy, right? 660 00:39:34,529 --> 00:39:36,097 Yeah. 661 00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:38,533 I feel... 662 00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:41,002 - I feel... - Good? 663 00:39:42,503 --> 00:39:44,605 Yeah. 664 00:39:44,672 --> 00:39:46,541 I feel good. It's weird. 665 00:39:46,607 --> 00:39:48,242 Thanks. 666 00:39:48,309 --> 00:39:50,144 Perfect. 667 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,148 You guys need some extra napkins? 668 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:08,730 Look, I'm sorry. I really thought this would work. 669 00:40:08,796 --> 00:40:10,665 All right, my turn. 670 00:40:10,732 --> 00:40:12,233 Trme again. 671 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,535 We're definitely gonna need some new clothes. 672 00:40:16,471 --> 00:40:18,373 So where are we going next? 673 00:40:18,439 --> 00:40:20,308 What do you mean we? 674 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,043 There's no we. 675 00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:24,178 Frank, you have to take me with you. 676 00:40:24,245 --> 00:40:25,580 No way. 677 00:40:25,646 --> 00:40:27,682 Come on, please? 678 00:40:27,749 --> 00:40:29,650 No. What about your family? 679 00:40:29,717 --> 00:40:32,220 My family? 680 00:40:32,286 --> 00:40:36,190 Well, my mother is what you would call a crack whore. 681 00:40:36,257 --> 00:40:38,826 I live in a trailer with her and her boyfriend, 682 00:40:38,893 --> 00:40:40,862 and every night after she passes out, 683 00:40:40,928 --> 00:40:42,864 he comes into my room and rapes me. 684 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,835 I don't know what to say. 685 00:40:50,138 --> 00:40:52,807 - Well, let's kill them. - Yes! 686 00:40:52,874 --> 00:40:54,709 Wait, no. 687 00:40:54,776 --> 00:40:57,011 No, no, we can't keep killing people we know. 688 00:40:57,078 --> 00:40:58,379 That's how people get caught. 689 00:40:58,446 --> 00:41:00,515 We have to keep it random. 690 00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:02,817 That's a good idea. 691 00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:06,521 See, I'm already helping. 692 00:41:06,587 --> 00:41:08,623 So, please, Frank. 693 00:41:08,689 --> 00:41:10,958 Can I please come with you? 694 00:41:11,025 --> 00:41:14,195 What about your friends? I mean, don't you got any friends you could stay with? 695 00:41:14,262 --> 00:41:16,697 Frank, I have no friends. 696 00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:21,869 - All right. - Really? 697 00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:24,439 - Oh, thank you. - Hey, listen. 698 00:41:24,505 --> 00:41:27,074 When I say something, it goes. No more of this shit. 699 00:41:27,141 --> 00:41:28,910 - Okay. - No more acting on your own. 700 00:41:28,976 --> 00:41:30,178 All right. Thank you. 701 00:41:36,150 --> 00:41:37,852 Washing machine's broken. What? 702 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,162 What are you doing? 703 00:41:48,229 --> 00:41:51,165 Seeing if there's anything in the news about us or the murders. 704 00:41:51,232 --> 00:41:52,767 - Is there? - Yeah. 705 00:41:52,834 --> 00:41:55,102 On the murders, nothing about us. 706 00:41:55,169 --> 00:41:58,239 "Murdered family of reality star found"-- 707 00:41:58,306 --> 00:42:00,608 let me see that. 708 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:06,881 - See ya. - Oh, my God. 709 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,553 I had this shirt. It's still ugly. 710 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:14,222 What do you think? 711 00:42:14,288 --> 00:42:17,725 I think that might be a little small on the belly. 712 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:19,861 So do you have a girlfriend? 713 00:42:19,927 --> 00:42:21,896 I'm not gonna answer that question. 714 00:42:21,963 --> 00:42:24,765 - Why not? - 'Cause you're a kid. 715 00:42:24,832 --> 00:42:28,236 I don't want to have an inappropriately mature conversation with you. 716 00:42:28,302 --> 00:42:29,670 All right? 717 00:42:29,737 --> 00:42:32,039 I was only asking because I thought you were gay. 718 00:42:32,106 --> 00:42:35,643 - Well, I'm not gay. - You seem gay. 719 00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:37,111 - Really? - Yes. 720 00:42:37,178 --> 00:42:39,213 Wow. 721 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,984 So do you have a girlfriend? 722 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:45,286 - No. - A wife? 723 00:42:45,353 --> 00:42:47,788 I did. Not anymore. 724 00:42:47,855 --> 00:42:49,757 Oh. 725 00:42:50,992 --> 00:42:52,627 Are you attracted to me? 726 00:42:52,693 --> 00:42:54,929 Don't be weird. 727 00:42:56,531 --> 00:42:58,633 You don't like me because you think I'm ugly? 728 00:42:58,699 --> 00:43:01,936 I'm not attracted to you because you're a child. 729 00:43:02,003 --> 00:43:04,305 And you think I'm ugly. 730 00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:06,440 I'm not gonna answer that question. 731 00:43:06,507 --> 00:43:09,043 Well, what if we were the same age? 732 00:43:09,110 --> 00:43:11,045 I'm not gonna answer that question either. 733 00:43:11,112 --> 00:43:14,148 So you can kill a teenager, just not fuck one? 734 00:43:14,215 --> 00:43:15,483 Yeah. 735 00:43:17,118 --> 00:43:18,686 But you do think I'm mature for my age? 736 00:43:18,753 --> 00:43:22,490 Not particularly. 737 00:43:22,557 --> 00:43:25,393 You're seriously not interested in me at all as a girlfriend? 738 00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:27,061 What the hell are you talking about? 739 00:43:27,128 --> 00:43:28,696 I'm not a pedophile. 740 00:43:28,763 --> 00:43:31,399 So we're platonic spree killers? 741 00:43:31,465 --> 00:43:33,501 Yeah. And that's all. 742 00:43:33,568 --> 00:43:35,336 Because you think I'm ugly. 743 00:43:35,403 --> 00:43:38,506 It's unethical for me to answer that question 744 00:43:38,573 --> 00:43:41,709 because I refuse to objectify a child. 745 00:43:41,776 --> 00:43:44,245 I mean, that's part of what's wrong with everything. 746 00:43:44,312 --> 00:43:46,280 I'm not American apparel. 747 00:43:46,347 --> 00:43:48,282 I'm not the creep that came up with those bratz dolls. 748 00:43:48,349 --> 00:43:50,084 All men like young girls. 749 00:43:50,151 --> 00:43:52,219 That's what society's trying to sell you. 750 00:43:52,286 --> 00:43:54,155 But, you know, maybe it's time for adult males 751 00:43:54,221 --> 00:43:56,724 to aim a little bit higher than raping kids. 752 00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:58,559 I mean, fuck r. Kelly. 753 00:43:58,626 --> 00:44:01,228 Fuck Vladimir nabokov. 754 00:44:01,295 --> 00:44:03,898 And fuck Mary kay letourneau while we're at it. 755 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,468 Fuck Woody Allen and his whole 756 00:44:07,535 --> 00:44:09,837 "the heart wants what it wants" bullshit. 757 00:44:09,904 --> 00:44:12,740 Apparently that erudite genius' heart 758 00:44:12,807 --> 00:44:15,610 wants the same thing that every run-of-the-mill pedophile wants-- 759 00:44:15,676 --> 00:44:18,379 a young, hairless Asian. 760 00:44:20,247 --> 00:44:22,850 Nobody cares that they damage other people. 761 00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:26,454 I was just wondering if you thought I was pretty. 762 00:44:28,389 --> 00:44:31,125 I won't be responsible for the self-esteem of a teenager. 763 00:44:31,192 --> 00:44:33,027 If you don't like it, you can cram it. 764 00:44:34,629 --> 00:44:36,230 Fuck you, Frank. 765 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:54,649 - Frank? - Hey. 766 00:44:54,715 --> 00:44:58,586 Oh, I thought you left. 767 00:44:58,653 --> 00:45:01,222 I thought about it. 768 00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:03,424 I got you something. 769 00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:07,728 Oh, yeah, yeah. I get it. 770 00:45:07,795 --> 00:45:10,064 Bonnie and Clyde, huh? 771 00:45:10,131 --> 00:45:12,333 Fine, you don't have to wear it. 772 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,269 I just don't usually wear hats. 773 00:45:15,336 --> 00:45:17,271 My head looks kind of weird in them. 774 00:45:22,576 --> 00:45:25,346 Although that one looks pretty good, huh? 775 00:45:25,413 --> 00:45:27,081 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 776 00:45:30,451 --> 00:45:32,987 Yours looks good. Patty hearst, right? 777 00:45:52,973 --> 00:45:55,309 Thank you for choosing our theater. 778 00:45:55,376 --> 00:45:57,344 As a courtesy to your fellow patrons, 779 00:45:57,411 --> 00:45:59,613 please refrain from talking 780 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:04,018 and please turn off your cell phones. 781 00:46:05,986 --> 00:46:09,757 And now enjoy our feature presentation. 782 00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:21,302 War is an atrocity. 783 00:46:23,671 --> 00:46:26,307 I mean, it takes young kids, 784 00:46:26,373 --> 00:46:29,243 good kids for the most part... 785 00:46:29,310 --> 00:46:31,712 Shit. 786 00:46:33,147 --> 00:46:35,116 Hey, bitch. 787 00:46:35,182 --> 00:46:37,384 Oh, not doing nothing. I'm in a movie. 788 00:46:37,451 --> 00:46:39,754 Shh. I'm in a movie. 789 00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:42,323 I'm in a movie. 790 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:46,026 Oh, okay, look. 791 00:46:47,762 --> 00:46:50,030 - Shh. - Okay, mom. 792 00:46:55,402 --> 00:46:57,772 Oh, shh. 793 00:46:57,838 --> 00:46:59,807 Hello? We're in the middle. 794 00:46:59,874 --> 00:47:02,576 We're in the middle. 795 00:47:05,646 --> 00:47:08,582 Hey, did this really happen? 796 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,119 Munchies. 797 00:47:12,186 --> 00:47:14,188 Thank you. 798 00:47:18,893 --> 00:47:20,261 ...several guys stuck, 799 00:47:20,327 --> 00:47:22,663 raping their mothers. 800 00:47:30,070 --> 00:47:33,274 I'm rry. 801 00:47:35,409 --> 00:47:37,344 Sit down. 802 00:47:40,581 --> 00:47:42,950 Because the villagers were supporting these bastards. 803 00:47:49,723 --> 00:47:52,092 Hey, hey. 804 00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:54,461 No, I can't get-- I'm at work. 805 00:47:56,497 --> 00:47:58,232 I can't. You're gonna have to pick her up today. 806 00:47:58,299 --> 00:48:01,669 I can't get there. I'm working. 807 00:48:01,735 --> 00:48:04,638 Yeah. 808 00:48:04,705 --> 00:48:06,774 What can I tell you? I'm swamped. 809 00:48:13,781 --> 00:48:15,983 What are you looking at, old man? 810 00:48:21,956 --> 00:48:24,225 Frank, don't. 811 00:48:24,291 --> 00:48:26,627 Take your hat off. 812 00:48:27,928 --> 00:48:30,064 Let me. 813 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:31,699 Oh! 814 00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,675 God damn it. Give me that. 815 00:48:41,742 --> 00:48:44,011 You fall in love... 816 00:48:44,078 --> 00:48:45,646 Bing boom 817 00:48:45,713 --> 00:48:48,449 the sky up above, zing boom 818 00:48:48,515 --> 00:48:50,851 is caving in... 819 00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,294 ( Grunts I'm recording this. 820 00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:11,572 Shh, shh 821 00:49:11,639 --> 00:49:15,676 it's oh, so quiet 822 00:49:15,743 --> 00:49:18,679 shh, shh... 823 00:49:18,746 --> 00:49:21,415 Thanks for not talking during the feature. 824 00:49:21,482 --> 00:49:24,785 Thanks for turning off your cell phone. 825 00:49:24,852 --> 00:49:26,553 You're welcome. 826 00:49:28,389 --> 00:49:30,658 Shh 827 00:49:33,961 --> 00:49:35,696 shh. 828 00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:08,362 Here, you can use this thing as a pillow. 829 00:50:08,429 --> 00:50:10,931 Oh, thanks. 830 00:50:10,998 --> 00:50:12,900 Good night, Frank. 831 00:50:12,967 --> 00:50:14,635 Good night. 832 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,835 You folks shouldn't be sleeping out here. 833 00:50:47,901 --> 00:50:50,838 Can I see your license and registration? 834 00:50:50,904 --> 00:50:53,207 Of course, officer. 835 00:50:53,273 --> 00:50:55,409 My dad keeps everything in here. 836 00:50:57,478 --> 00:51:00,481 I'm her Uncle. 837 00:51:00,547 --> 00:51:02,483 This is my brother-in-law's car. 838 00:51:02,549 --> 00:51:04,752 I'm taking her down to see some colleges. 839 00:51:04,818 --> 00:51:07,354 Go, big blue! 840 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:11,825 Do you have any I.D.? 841 00:51:11,892 --> 00:51:13,694 Yes, I do, sir. 842 00:51:21,802 --> 00:51:23,470 All right, I'll be right there. 843 00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:29,510 No more sleeping on the side of the road. 844 00:51:29,576 --> 00:51:31,612 Do you still need to see my I.D.? 845 00:51:31,678 --> 00:51:34,915 No, that's fine, hon. You just stay safe. 846 00:51:34,982 --> 00:51:37,484 Lot of crazy people out there. 847 00:51:37,551 --> 00:51:39,386 Tell me about it. 848 00:51:39,453 --> 00:51:40,687 Thank you, officer. 849 00:51:42,723 --> 00:51:44,324 What the hell is that about? 850 00:51:44,391 --> 00:51:46,460 At least I don't steal cars. 851 00:51:46,527 --> 00:51:48,362 What makes you think it's stolen? 852 00:51:48,429 --> 00:51:49,997 All right, I stole it. 853 00:51:50,064 --> 00:51:52,066 But from a jerk. 854 00:52:00,808 --> 00:52:02,509 What is this? 855 00:52:02,576 --> 00:52:04,645 Don't get too attached. 856 00:52:09,550 --> 00:52:11,485 Now you go. 857 00:52:14,455 --> 00:52:16,356 All right, I'm a little bit bigger than you. 858 00:52:16,423 --> 00:52:17,925 You don't got to dirty Harry it. 859 00:52:17,991 --> 00:52:20,127 Wrap your other hand around here. 860 00:52:20,194 --> 00:52:21,929 Feel a little stability there? 861 00:52:21,995 --> 00:52:23,664 All right, now do it. 862 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,902 Pretty good. 863 00:52:28,969 --> 00:52:31,238 Just concentrate on that far site. 864 00:52:36,009 --> 00:52:37,478 You're aiming at the bear, right? 865 00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:39,680 Don't anticipate the recoil. 866 00:52:39,746 --> 00:52:41,615 Just squeeze it and let it go. 867 00:52:45,419 --> 00:52:47,187 That's all bear there. 868 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:51,592 I think Elvis would be proud. 869 00:52:51,658 --> 00:52:53,527 - Pretty good. - Thanks. 870 00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:56,630 3:00. 871 00:52:58,565 --> 00:53:01,468 6:00. 872 00:53:01,535 --> 00:53:02,970 12:00. 873 00:53:04,972 --> 00:53:06,240 9:00. 874 00:53:06,306 --> 00:53:07,641 6:00. 875 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:08,909 Nice. 876 00:53:08,976 --> 00:53:10,944 6:00. 877 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:18,152 - Yay! - Yay. 878 00:53:23,457 --> 00:53:25,058 - Good. - Yeah. 879 00:53:27,161 --> 00:53:29,163 Ooh. 880 00:53:32,432 --> 00:53:34,368 - Migraine? - Yeah. 881 00:53:34,434 --> 00:53:36,537 Well, we could stop shooting. 882 00:53:36,603 --> 00:53:38,505 Yeah, thanks. 883 00:53:40,941 --> 00:53:42,176 You did a good job. 884 00:53:42,242 --> 00:53:44,278 I have a good coach. 885 00:53:44,344 --> 00:53:47,247 That and I was pretending the targets were the cast of "glee." 886 00:53:47,314 --> 00:53:49,149 What's wrong with "glee"? 887 00:53:49,216 --> 00:53:51,785 It stereotypes and homogenizes homosexuals. 888 00:53:51,852 --> 00:53:54,721 Plus it ruined "rocky horror" forever. 889 00:53:54,788 --> 00:53:56,623 That's true. 890 00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:59,193 You want my money? I'll pay for all your health care. 891 00:53:59,259 --> 00:54:01,094 Tea party members continued to taunt 892 00:54:01,161 --> 00:54:03,664 the Parkinson's sufferer after he was shoved to the ground. 893 00:54:03,730 --> 00:54:06,433 Parkinson's is what God gives socialists. 894 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,368 Parkinson's is what God gives socialists. 895 00:54:10,070 --> 00:54:12,506 I am so depressed. 896 00:54:12,573 --> 00:54:15,375 I mean, I can't believe there's nothing on about us. 897 00:54:15,442 --> 00:54:17,744 That's one of the problems of your generation. 898 00:54:17,811 --> 00:54:21,281 You can't enjoy anything unless it was recorded. 899 00:54:21,348 --> 00:54:22,950 You were there. You lived it. 900 00:54:23,016 --> 00:54:24,818 Isn't that enough of an experience? 901 00:54:24,885 --> 00:54:27,721 I mean, next time you want to remember something, 902 00:54:27,788 --> 00:54:29,256 instead of taking out your cell phone, 903 00:54:29,323 --> 00:54:31,858 why don't you take a picture of it with your brain camera? 904 00:54:31,925 --> 00:54:34,328 I mean, when I was your age, 905 00:54:34,394 --> 00:54:37,931 nobody tweeted, yet we managed to have experiences. 906 00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:42,302 You know, a phone was attached to a wall back at the house. 907 00:54:42,369 --> 00:54:44,371 It didn't have a camera. 908 00:54:44,438 --> 00:54:47,007 What are you, Jeff foxworthy? 909 00:54:47,074 --> 00:54:49,543 And a cell phone was the phone you called 910 00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:51,311 your pappy on to get you out of jail. 911 00:54:51,378 --> 00:54:53,647 A-do-do-do-do-do. 912 00:54:55,382 --> 00:54:58,585 Some people are blaming the movie itself for the murders. 913 00:54:58,652 --> 00:55:01,521 Is this violent documentary too violent? 914 00:55:01,588 --> 00:55:04,424 - Do you believe that? - I know, we made the news. 915 00:55:04,491 --> 00:55:06,526 No, what they're saying. 916 00:55:06,593 --> 00:55:10,063 Nobody can take personal responsibility for anything anymore. 917 00:55:10,130 --> 00:55:12,666 But that's not what the lone survivor believes. 918 00:55:12,733 --> 00:55:14,568 - What's the point? - Everybody was talking, 919 00:55:14,635 --> 00:55:16,870 goofing around, 920 00:55:16,937 --> 00:55:18,405 making noise. 921 00:55:18,472 --> 00:55:21,208 I believe they did this because we were all being so rude. 922 00:55:21,275 --> 00:55:23,010 How about that? 923 00:55:23,076 --> 00:55:26,446 Unbelievable. The truth, and on this channel. 924 00:55:26,513 --> 00:55:30,350 The suspects are a Caucasian male in his mid to late 50s... 925 00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:33,287 - Late 50s? T- and a young woman in hern ma early to mid 20s.Te 50s... 926 00:55:33,353 --> 00:55:35,055 Also Caucasian. 927 00:55:35,122 --> 00:55:37,824 They are considered armed and very dangerous. 928 00:55:37,891 --> 00:55:41,028 See? They think I'mature for my age. 929 00:55:41,094 --> 00:55:43,230 - Mm-hmm. - We're famous! 930 00:55:43,297 --> 00:55:45,799 Hey, high five. 931 00:55:45,866 --> 00:55:47,334 Come on, don't leave me hanging, rocko. 932 00:55:47,401 --> 00:55:49,569 No, I don't high five. 933 00:55:52,406 --> 00:55:54,341 Mental high five? 934 00:55:54,408 --> 00:55:56,510 Yeah. 935 00:55:56,576 --> 00:55:58,578 Mental high five. 936 00:55:58,645 --> 00:56:02,182 Steven Clark, he wasn't the winner on "American superstarz," 937 00:56:02,249 --> 00:56:05,052 but I think he's a winner. He's back th a new hit single. 938 00:56:05,118 --> 00:56:07,688 We want to hear what you think. Give us a tweet. 939 00:56:07,754 --> 00:56:10,524 Do you know where you're going to? 940 00:56:10,590 --> 00:56:12,726 Do you like the things... 941 00:56:12,793 --> 00:56:16,596 There they go, making fun of the guy who rides the short bus. 942 00:56:16,663 --> 00:56:18,932 Yay, America. 943 00:56:18,999 --> 00:56:21,702 Do you know? 944 00:56:21,768 --> 00:56:23,403 - Ready? - Your turn. 945 00:56:25,939 --> 00:56:27,240 Okay. 946 00:56:27,307 --> 00:56:28,809 Just think about blowing your head off. 947 00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:30,277 Come on. 948 00:56:30,344 --> 00:56:31,745 Okay. Ready? 949 00:56:33,714 --> 00:56:35,615 Completely random. 950 00:56:35,682 --> 00:56:37,751 It could happen at any time. 951 00:56:39,286 --> 00:56:40,487 - Ready? Am I going? - Yeah. 952 00:56:40,554 --> 00:56:42,255 - Okay. - You're going. 953 00:56:42,322 --> 00:56:44,691 All right, that's good. 954 00:56:44,758 --> 00:56:46,360 - Okay. - You know what I hate? 955 00:56:46,426 --> 00:56:47,694 What? 956 00:56:47,761 --> 00:56:50,897 I hate guys that say actually all the time. 957 00:56:50,964 --> 00:56:53,400 Like, "you actually got a gun to your head." 958 00:56:53,467 --> 00:56:55,502 Oh, that's a good one. 959 00:56:55,569 --> 00:56:58,538 You're actually-- oh! You're actually still alive. 960 00:56:58,605 --> 00:57:00,741 You know what else I hate? 961 00:57:00,807 --> 00:57:03,043 People who misuse the term literally. 962 00:57:04,611 --> 00:57:06,146 Literal people, I gues 963 00:57:06,213 --> 00:57:07,714 - okay. - Ooh. 964 00:57:07,781 --> 00:57:09,950 - We're getting close. - Uh-huh. 965 00:57:10,016 --> 00:57:13,220 I hate guys that buy $100,000 cars 966 00:57:13,286 --> 00:57:16,056 and then drive around 10 Miles slower than the speed limit. 967 00:57:16,123 --> 00:57:17,824 Mau! 968 00:57:17,891 --> 00:57:21,027 I hate guys who wear lady pants. 969 00:57:21,094 --> 00:57:23,330 - Lady pants? - Oh. 970 00:57:23,397 --> 00:57:24,965 - Whoa. - Okay. 971 00:57:25,031 --> 00:57:27,334 I'm no mathematician, but my odds are not good. 972 00:57:29,102 --> 00:57:31,171 Well, Pythagoras, maybe it's time to die. 973 00:57:33,273 --> 00:57:35,876 How'd that feel? 974 00:57:35,942 --> 00:57:38,278 It felt good. It's a good night to die. 975 00:57:40,814 --> 00:57:43,817 Velocity energy drink, it's in your face. 976 00:57:47,821 --> 00:57:49,890 Frank, let me sleep in the chair. 977 00:57:49,956 --> 00:57:52,225 No, I'm all right. 978 00:57:52,292 --> 00:57:55,462 Come on, sleep in the bed. You're the one with the fucked-up headaches. 979 00:57:55,529 --> 00:57:58,899 No, no, this is good. 980 00:58:01,568 --> 00:58:05,839 Behold, the walls of Jericho. 981 00:58:09,009 --> 00:58:10,477 No, I'm fine. 982 00:58:10,544 --> 00:58:13,914 Jesus, Frank, get in bed or I'm sleeping on the floor. 983 00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:16,349 I'm sleeping on the floor. Here I go. 984 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:18,985 Do you see this? I'm going down. 985 00:58:19,052 --> 00:58:21,655 Ah, Frank, it smells. 986 00:58:21,721 --> 00:58:23,857 I wouldn't trust that floor. 987 00:58:29,029 --> 00:58:30,597 Come on, Frank. 988 00:58:51,718 --> 00:58:54,221 What are we gonna do now? 989 00:58:54,287 --> 00:58:56,289 Well, 990 00:58:56,356 --> 00:58:58,692 what's our prime directive? 991 00:58:58,758 --> 00:59:02,863 I didn't have you pegged as a "star trek" fan. 992 00:59:02,929 --> 00:59:05,065 What's that supposed to mean? 993 00:59:05,131 --> 00:59:07,868 I don't know. I figured you more for 994 00:59:07,934 --> 00:59:11,204 the new "Battlestar Galactica." 995 00:59:11,271 --> 00:59:14,808 Maybe some graphic novels. 996 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:18,912 Bands like fall out boy and the green days. 997 00:59:18,979 --> 00:59:21,414 Oh, fuck you, Frank. 998 00:59:21,481 --> 00:59:25,018 I happen to like classic and next gen "star trek" 999 00:59:25,085 --> 00:59:28,555 and I'm actually able to read a book without pictures, thank you. 1000 00:59:28,622 --> 00:59:30,557 And I prefer the classics. 1001 00:59:30,624 --> 00:59:34,461 I'm not ashamed to admit to the occasional Anne rice or "Harry Potter." 1002 00:59:34,528 --> 00:59:37,130 Fall out boy and green day 1003 00:59:37,197 --> 00:59:40,233 suck shit through 10 bricks. 1004 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:43,837 Musically I'm all about Alice Cooper. 1005 00:59:43,904 --> 00:59:46,406 I like Alice Cooper. 1006 00:59:48,675 --> 00:59:51,211 You don't like Alice Cooper, Frank. 1007 00:59:51,278 --> 00:59:55,015 That's like a Muslim saying that he likes Mohammed. 1008 00:59:55,081 --> 00:59:59,819 You accept Alice Cooper. 1009 00:59:59,886 --> 01:00:02,222 You accept that Alice 1010 01:00:02,289 --> 01:00:05,692 came down and gave us rock 1011 01:00:05,759 --> 01:00:08,361 that upset authority figures 1012 01:00:08,428 --> 01:00:12,165 and made the outcasts not feel so all alone. 1013 01:00:12,232 --> 01:00:14,935 You accept that 1014 01:00:15,001 --> 01:00:16,970 there would be no goth movement without Alice. 1015 01:00:17,037 --> 01:00:19,973 No Trent reznor, noarilyn manson, 1016 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,342 not even shitty soft cock rockers 1017 01:00:22,409 --> 01:00:24,244 like poison or bon jovi 1018 01:00:24,311 --> 01:00:27,514 because not only did he introduce macabre theatrics 1019 01:00:27,581 --> 01:00:31,318 into rock, he also invented the power ballad 1020 01:00:31,384 --> 01:00:34,888 with a little song called "only women bleed." 1021 01:00:34,955 --> 01:00:36,923 Okay, I get it. 1022 01:00:36,990 --> 01:00:40,060 I promise I won't kill Alice Cooper. 1023 01:00:40,126 --> 01:00:42,395 Hey, don't even joke about it, Frank. 1024 01:00:42,462 --> 01:00:45,765 Do you realize that he was the first rock star to wear makeup? 1025 01:00:45,832 --> 01:00:48,568 And he was wearing dresses 1026 01:00:48,635 --> 01:00:51,471 long before bowie stole his first pair of culottes 1027 01:00:51,538 --> 01:00:53,273 from his mother's clothesline. 1028 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:56,576 And he was screaming about death and frustration 1029 01:00:56,643 --> 01:00:57,944 way before punks. 1030 01:00:58,011 --> 01:00:59,646 So I guess you have to accept 1031 01:00:59,713 --> 01:01:02,782 that Alice Cooper invented that, too. 1032 01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:06,119 Are you a.D.D., juno? 1033 01:01:06,186 --> 01:01:09,255 Yes, I have a.D.D. 1034 01:01:09,322 --> 01:01:13,093 And don't you ever call me fucking juno again. 1035 01:01:13,159 --> 01:01:15,028 Sorry. 1036 01:01:17,297 --> 01:01:19,232 That's who we should kill next. 1037 01:01:19,299 --> 01:01:21,067 A fictitious character? 1038 01:01:21,134 --> 01:01:23,036 No, diablo Cody. 1039 01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:24,838 Fuck her for writing that movie. 1040 01:01:24,904 --> 01:01:28,708 She's the only stripper who suffers from too much self-esteem. 1041 01:01:28,775 --> 01:01:31,711 I don't want to kill people just because you don't like their movies. 1042 01:01:31,778 --> 01:01:33,580 Why not? 1043 01:01:33,647 --> 01:01:35,949 She's encouraging teen pregnancy. 1044 01:01:36,016 --> 01:01:38,485 Her storylines and characters are for shit. 1045 01:01:38,551 --> 01:01:40,720 And she's just so excited to throw 1046 01:01:40,787 --> 01:01:42,489 any funny line she's heard into the scene 1047 01:01:42,555 --> 01:01:44,290 that she makes girls my age 1048 01:01:44,357 --> 01:01:47,460 look like cutesy assholes from a dirty Dr. Seuss book. 1049 01:01:47,527 --> 01:01:51,831 "Horton hears a star-bellied queef, blah." 1050 01:01:51,898 --> 01:01:54,100 I only want to kill people 1051 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,803 who deserve to die. 1052 01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:01,007 You know who we should kill? 1053 01:02:01,074 --> 01:02:02,776 Who? 1054 01:02:02,842 --> 01:02:05,578 People who use rock star as an adjective. 1055 01:02:05,645 --> 01:02:07,814 As in rock-star parking. 1056 01:02:07,881 --> 01:02:11,017 Or people that pound energy drinks all day. 1057 01:02:11,084 --> 01:02:13,053 People who use the term edgy, 1058 01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:15,722 in your face, or extreme. 1059 01:02:15,789 --> 01:02:19,225 Oh, no, no, wait. That would rule out a lot of the chalupas thai love. 1060 01:02:19,292 --> 01:02:22,295 Anyone who wears crystals 1061 01:02:22,362 --> 01:02:25,131 or calls themselves spiritual. 1062 01:02:25,198 --> 01:02:27,067 Or people who say namaste. 1063 01:02:27,133 --> 01:02:28,802 What's that? 1064 01:02:28,868 --> 01:02:31,604 It's an Indian greeting the hippies stole. 1065 01:02:31,671 --> 01:02:33,840 Oh, hippies. 1066 01:02:33,907 --> 01:02:36,876 Anyone who buys an anarchy t-shirt. 1067 01:02:36,943 --> 01:02:39,112 Or people who use e term the man 1068 01:02:39,179 --> 01:02:41,581 in a positive or negative light. 1069 01:02:41,648 --> 01:02:45,452 As in, "the man is always sticking it to us" or "you're the man." 1070 01:02:45,518 --> 01:02:48,321 - Anyone who's ever been pumped. - Or stoked. 1071 01:02:48,388 --> 01:02:51,791 Anyone who gives and receives physical high fives. 1072 01:02:51,858 --> 01:02:53,660 Agreed. 1073 01:02:53,727 --> 01:02:56,930 No, no, no, I'm not going to let you play the freedom of speech 1074 01:02:56,996 --> 01:02:58,998 here on my show, okay? Okay? 1075 01:02:59,065 --> 01:03:00,734 Leme explain something to you. 1076 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,703 I would much rather lose my rights to freedom of speech 1077 01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:07,107 than ever have the aclu defend my right to freedom of speech. 1078 01:03:07,173 --> 01:03:08,808 And another thing, you pinhead. 1079 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:11,077 The aclu-- take heed, America-- 1080 01:03:11,144 --> 01:03:15,014 I think is more dangerous to the United States than Al-qaeda. 1081 01:03:15,081 --> 01:03:16,916 I'll give you a chance to respond 1082 01:03:16,983 --> 01:03:18,685 if you have anything articulate to say right after this. 1083 01:03:18,752 --> 01:03:20,487 Anyone who makes a living 1084 01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:22,756 spreading fear to the masses. 1085 01:03:22,822 --> 01:03:25,425 Or is just plain mean. 1086 01:03:25,492 --> 01:03:27,093 Mmm. 1087 01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,964 So our prime directive is to interfere 1088 01:03:31,030 --> 01:03:34,567 with the cultural evolution of a pre-warp civilization. 1089 01:03:36,035 --> 01:03:38,204 I've got to go to sleep. My head is killing me. 1090 01:03:43,810 --> 01:03:46,146 Stop it. 1091 01:03:46,212 --> 01:03:48,314 What? I was trying to help your headache. 1092 01:03:48,381 --> 01:03:51,818 It's a pressure point. I wasn't being sensual. 1093 01:03:51,885 --> 01:03:54,888 Yeah, and people who use the term sensual. 1094 01:03:54,954 --> 01:03:56,689 - Gross. - You said it. 1095 01:03:57,991 --> 01:04:00,960 - Hey, Frank. - Mm-hmm. 1096 01:04:01,027 --> 01:04:03,730 Thanks for letting me come along with you. 1097 01:04:17,977 --> 01:04:19,579 Good night, juno. 1098 01:04:19,646 --> 01:04:21,414 Fuck you, Frank. 1099 01:04:23,483 --> 01:04:25,685 Oh 1100 01:04:25,752 --> 01:04:27,120 hurray 1101 01:04:27,187 --> 01:04:29,522 let the show begin 1102 01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:31,291 i've been ready 1103 01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:35,829 come on 1104 01:04:35,895 --> 01:04:37,363 hurray 1105 01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:39,999 let the lights grow dim 1106 01:04:40,066 --> 01:04:41,568 i've been ready 1107 01:04:43,870 --> 01:04:45,772 ready as this audience 1108 01:04:45,839 --> 01:04:49,075 that's come in here to dream 1109 01:04:49,142 --> 01:04:51,878 loving every second 1110 01:04:51,945 --> 01:04:54,614 every moment, every scream 1111 01:04:57,183 --> 01:04:59,018 have been waiting so long 1112 01:04:59,085 --> 01:05:01,721 to sing my song 1113 01:05:01,788 --> 01:05:04,524 and I 1114 01:05:04,591 --> 01:05:06,326 have been waiting so long 1115 01:05:06,392 --> 01:05:08,261 for this thing to come 1116 01:05:09,762 --> 01:05:11,998 and I 1117 01:05:12,065 --> 01:05:14,000 have been thinking so long 1118 01:05:14,067 --> 01:05:16,269 i was the only one 1119 01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:23,643 God, that feels 1120 01:05:23,710 --> 01:05:28,047 so strong 1121 01:05:31,184 --> 01:05:33,753 i've been so strong 1122 01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:36,022 i'm so strong 1123 01:05:36,089 --> 01:05:38,658 feel so strong 1124 01:05:38,725 --> 01:05:41,561 I feel so strong 1125 01:05:41,628 --> 01:05:43,396 so-- 1126 01:05:46,332 --> 01:05:48,301 We gonna do this or what? 1127 01:05:50,536 --> 01:05:53,907 - What do you think? - It's good. 1128 01:05:53,973 --> 01:05:55,909 - It's good. - Jesus, Frank. 1129 01:05:55,975 --> 01:05:57,977 You look like fuck pie. 1130 01:06:39,852 --> 01:06:41,220 There he is. 1131 01:06:44,157 --> 01:06:45,892 Ladies. 1132 01:06:47,327 --> 01:06:49,362 I got to get back to working out. 1133 01:06:54,834 --> 01:06:56,469 I got to get back to working 1134 01:06:58,738 --> 01:07:01,374 - Did we get him? - No, I think we just winged him. 1135 01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:12,452 Is he breathing? 1136 01:07:12,518 --> 01:07:14,887 I don't know. 1137 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:21,027 You stop moving or I shoot her. 1138 01:07:21,094 --> 01:07:22,829 You don't have the balls. 1139 01:07:22,895 --> 01:07:24,998 Really? I don't? 1140 01:07:25,064 --> 01:07:27,433 Fuck you, you condescending prick. 1141 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:30,269 Why do you got to be so rude all the time? 1142 01:07:32,472 --> 01:07:35,141 Is that what this is all about? 1143 01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:37,877 Huh? My show? 1144 01:07:39,645 --> 01:07:42,315 You must really hate my politics, huh? 1145 01:07:42,382 --> 01:07:46,185 Look, you kill me, you jus turn me into a martyr. 1146 01:07:46,252 --> 01:07:48,354 I don't hate your politics. 1147 01:07:48,421 --> 01:07:50,656 In fact, I agree with you on some things. 1148 01:07:52,058 --> 01:07:54,360 - You do? - Yeah. 1149 01:07:55,928 --> 01:07:57,964 Then what is this about? 1150 01:07:58,031 --> 01:08:00,366 Why do you got to be s? 1151 01:08:00,433 --> 01:08:02,769 Are you really willing to die 1152 01:08:02,835 --> 01:08:05,471 just because you don't think I'm nice? 1153 01:08:05,538 --> 01:08:07,740 Do you have it in you, Fuller? 1154 01:08:07,807 --> 01:08:11,411 How long has it been since you actually had to shoot someone? 1155 01:08:11,477 --> 01:08:14,814 Oh, wait. You never have. 1156 01:08:14,881 --> 01:08:17,583 I forgot. You never served in the military. 1157 01:08:17,650 --> 01:08:20,453 You had your parents help you dodge the draft. 1158 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,722 Just like every other rich blowhard 1159 01:08:22,789 --> 01:08:25,324 who makes a living off of American xenophobes. 1160 01:08:25,391 --> 01:08:27,560 Seems like you guys just exploited 1161 01:08:27,627 --> 01:08:29,929 some tragedies to further your agenda. 1162 01:08:29,996 --> 01:08:31,831 In fact, it seems like it's always been 1163 01:08:31,898 --> 01:08:34,467 about protecting big oil companies' right 1164 01:08:34,534 --> 01:08:37,003 to keep boiling the whole world alive 1165 01:08:37,070 --> 01:08:40,807 just bause some court-appointed hillbilly president 1166 01:08:40,873 --> 01:08:43,476 started taking orders from Jesus or the Easter bunny 1167 01:08:43,543 --> 01:08:45,678 orome other make-'em-up play friend of his. 1168 01:08:45,745 --> 01:08:47,680 Please, that is just 1169 01:08:47,747 --> 01:08:50,216 your typical uneducated, 1170 01:08:50,283 --> 01:08:53,252 left wing feminazi point of view. 1171 01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:54,720 Feminazi? 1172 01:08:54,787 --> 01:08:56,656 Again, why do you got to be so mean? 1173 01:08:56,722 --> 01:08:59,392 He just wishes everyone would act nice. 1174 01:08:59,459 --> 01:09:02,495 I, on the other hand, think yo politics are shit. 1175 01:09:02,562 --> 01:09:04,764 Whoa, whoa, wait! 1176 01:09:06,599 --> 01:09:09,936 You bitch. 1177 01:09:11,404 --> 01:09:12,905 Yup. 1178 01:09:22,115 --> 01:09:25,318 Exactly what part of his politics do you agree with? 1179 01:09:25,384 --> 01:09:27,787 Less gun control, of course. 1180 01:09:27,854 --> 01:09:31,524 But, Frank, then every nut will have a gun. 1181 01:09:48,508 --> 01:09:51,544 Wow, look at all these people. 1182 01:09:53,679 --> 01:09:55,581 Yeah, I wish I had an ak-47. 1183 01:09:59,952 --> 01:10:02,021 Bam. 1184 01:10:02,088 --> 01:10:05,825 Supporters of Michael Fuller are calling him a hero, 1185 01:10:05,892 --> 01:10:08,928 believing that his homicide is tied to the outspoken support of the war 1186 01:10:08,995 --> 01:10:11,297 and possibly the work of a terrorist sleeper cell 1187 01:10:12,932 --> 01:10:16,435 Fuller was right. He's a fucking martyr. 1188 01:10:16,502 --> 01:10:19,071 Fucking morons. 1189 01:10:19,138 --> 01:10:21,374 I don't care. 1190 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,442 I'm just glad he's dead. 1191 01:10:33,085 --> 01:10:34,854 Is that your ex-wife? 1192 01:10:34,921 --> 01:10:37,223 Yeah. 1193 01:10:37,290 --> 01:10:39,325 She's pretty. 1194 01:10:39,392 --> 01:10:41,327 Yup. 1195 01:10:43,629 --> 01:10:46,299 I don't care if we're late. I hate school. 1196 01:10:50,369 --> 01:10:52,038 I thought that was you, Frank. 1197 01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:54,307 Hi, Brad. 1198 01:10:54,373 --> 01:10:57,343 - New wheels? - Yeah. 1199 01:10:57,410 --> 01:11:00,112 You want to come say hi? 1200 01:11:00,179 --> 01:11:01,914 School sucks! 1201 01:11:01,981 --> 01:11:04,116 Nah. They look kinda busy. 1202 01:11:04,183 --> 01:11:05,618 Oh. 1203 01:11:07,753 --> 01:11:09,655 Who's ur friend? 1204 01:11:09,722 --> 01:11:11,891 A friend. 1205 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,859 Oh. 1206 01:11:16,395 --> 01:11:19,398 Well, uh, give us a call if you decide to stay in town. 1207 01:11:19,465 --> 01:11:21,167 I'm sure the girls would love to see you. 1208 01:11:21,234 --> 01:11:23,035 Yeah, thanks. 1209 01:11:23,102 --> 01:11:25,371 Hey, don't tell them we were here, all right? 1210 01:11:25,438 --> 01:11:27,673 Oh, Roger that. 1211 01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:29,842 Would you get Ava's backpack from the house? 1212 01:11:29,909 --> 01:11:32,345 Sure thing. 1213 01:11:32,411 --> 01:11:36,048 - I want my backpack. - Honey, you're killing me. 1214 01:11:36,115 --> 01:11:38,551 So are we gonna kill him? 1215 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,789 Not that one. I hate that one. I want my other one! 1216 01:11:43,856 --> 01:11:45,725 Just get the blue one. Get the blue one. 1217 01:11:45,791 --> 01:11:47,293 No. 1218 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,662 I want him to suffer. 1219 01:12:14,086 --> 01:12:16,355 Isn't it early for beer? 1220 01:12:18,724 --> 01:12:21,594 This doesn't seem like the type of place to order the cognac. 1221 01:12:21,661 --> 01:12:24,664 Have you been to a doctor? 1222 01:12:24,730 --> 01:12:26,465 Yeah. 1223 01:12:26,532 --> 01:12:27,700 I'm fine. 1224 01:12:29,568 --> 01:12:31,337 Give me your hand. 1225 01:12:31,404 --> 01:12:33,472 It's not gonna work. 1226 01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:40,713 This some kind of new age bull-- ah! 1227 01:12:42,281 --> 01:12:44,617 Shh. 1228 01:12:46,786 --> 01:12:49,488 I can't believe that's actually working. 1229 01:12:49,555 --> 01:12:51,023 Shut up and give me your other hand. 1230 01:12:51,090 --> 01:12:52,558 Gentle. Ah! 1231 01:12:55,428 --> 01:12:57,430 You know what you need, Frank? 1232 01:12:57,496 --> 01:12:59,465 A straw? 1233 01:12:59,532 --> 01:13:01,734 You need a vacation. 1234 01:13:05,604 --> 01:13:08,941 Let's take a boat to Bermuda 1235 01:13:09,008 --> 01:13:12,478 let's take a plane to St. Paul 1236 01:13:12,545 --> 01:13:14,246 let's take a kayak 1237 01:13:14,313 --> 01:13:16,882 to Quincy or nyack, let's get away... 1238 01:13:16,949 --> 01:13:19,018 You guys are all commies. Pinko commies. 1239 01:13:19,085 --> 01:13:21,687 Here, take all my money. What, are we in Russia? 1240 01:13:21,754 --> 01:13:24,323 Are we in Russia? Is that what's going on here? 1241 01:13:24,390 --> 01:13:26,726 O need to come back at all 1242 01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,794 let's take a powder... 1243 01:13:28,861 --> 01:13:30,830 - Run, man! - To Boston for chowder 1244 01:13:30,896 --> 01:13:33,299 - let's get away from it all... 1245 01:13:33,366 --> 01:13:35,534 We'll travel around 1246 01:13:35,601 --> 01:13:38,104 from town to town 1247 01:13:38,170 --> 01:13:41,374 we'll visit everytate 1248 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:45,111 and I'll repeat, i love you, sweet 1249 01:13:45,177 --> 01:13:47,480 in all the 48 1250 01:13:49,648 --> 01:13:50,883 let's go again to niagara... 1251 01:13:50,950 --> 01:13:52,785 You really got to take both those spots? 1252 01:13:52,852 --> 01:13:54,887 Yeah. Fuck you. 1253 01:13:54,954 --> 01:13:56,822 No, fuck you. 1254 01:13:56,889 --> 01:13:58,324 Let's get out of our hut, dear 1255 01:13:58,391 --> 01:14:00,092 get out of our rut, dear 1256 01:14:00,159 --> 01:14:02,795 let's get away from it all... 1257 01:14:09,969 --> 01:14:13,105 Let's motor down to Miami 1258 01:14:13,172 --> 01:14:16,208 let's climb the grand canyon wall 1259 01:14:16,275 --> 01:14:17,943 let's catch a tuna 1260 01:14:18,010 --> 01:14:20,679 way out in laguna 1261 01:14:20,746 --> 01:14:22,381 let's get away from it all... 1262 01:14:24,617 --> 01:14:27,286 Let's travel South of the border 1263 01:14:27,353 --> 01:14:30,990 buy me a real Spanish shawl 1264 01:14:31,056 --> 01:14:34,860 let's eat tamales in downtown Nogales 1265 01:14:34,927 --> 01:14:38,164 let's get away from it all 1266 01:14:38,230 --> 01:14:42,234 we'll charter boats and airplanes, too 1267 01:14:42,301 --> 01:14:45,771 to far-off spots unknown... 1268 01:14:45,838 --> 01:14:47,673 - Get back in. Get back in. - Then hurry there... 1269 01:14:47,740 --> 01:14:49,742 To find somewhere 1270 01:14:49,809 --> 01:14:53,512 where we can be alone 1271 01:14:53,579 --> 01:14:57,450 let's spend the weekend in Dixie... 1272 01:14:57,516 --> 01:14:59,552 It's beautiful. 1273 01:14:59,618 --> 01:15:01,754 Yeah, it's God's country. 1274 01:15:01,821 --> 01:15:04,990 Then off to Reno, but just to play keno 1275 01:15:05,057 --> 01:15:07,593 - let's get away from it all... 1276 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,670 - Let's breeze to - Buckingham Palace 1277 01:15:17,736 --> 01:15:21,006 we'll tell 'em we dropped by to call 1278 01:15:21,073 --> 01:15:25,878 and be socially busy with Philip and lizzy 1279 01:15:25,945 --> 01:15:27,813 let's get away from it all... 1280 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,915 Come on, Frank. Let's dance. 1281 01:15:29,982 --> 01:15:32,184 - Oh, I don't dance. - Come on, I'll lead. 1282 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:34,553 I don't doubt that. 1283 01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:56,842 All of Europe is waiting to greet us 1284 01:15:56,909 --> 01:16:00,212 lots of good friends said to call 1285 01:16:00,279 --> 01:16:03,983 then after our roaming, good old home, sweet home 1286 01:16:04,049 --> 01:16:07,219 and let's get away 1287 01:16:07,286 --> 01:16:10,823 won't you please take me away? 1288 01:16:10,890 --> 01:16:12,658 Come on, everybody 1289 01:16:12,725 --> 01:16:15,194 let's get away 1290 01:16:15,261 --> 01:16:17,963 from it all... 1291 01:16:18,030 --> 01:16:20,533 Want to get away? So do I. 1292 01:16:20,599 --> 01:16:22,701 Let's get away. 1293 01:16:22,768 --> 01:16:24,970 Thank you. 1294 01:16:25,037 --> 01:16:27,706 I know. Everybody onboard. 1295 01:16:27,773 --> 01:16:29,508 We're getting away, aren't we? 1296 01:16:29,575 --> 01:16:32,177 Thank you. Oh, stop it. 1297 01:16:32,244 --> 01:16:33,779 Thank you so much. 1298 01:16:33,846 --> 01:16:36,048 No, it's always my pleasure. I love doing that song. 1299 01:16:36,115 --> 01:16:38,684 Next I'm gonna do a little rap song 1300 01:16:38,751 --> 01:16:40,486 you're gonna like. "Fuck the police." 1301 01:16:40,553 --> 01:16:43,856 No, I'm kidding. I'm not gonna do that one. Thank you all. 1302 01:16:43,923 --> 01:16:45,958 Where'd you hide them after you killed them? 1303 01:16:48,394 --> 01:16:50,563 I told you the truth, sheriff. 1304 01:16:50,629 --> 01:16:52,565 I didn't kill them. 1305 01:16:52,631 --> 01:16:56,502 I've been thinking. 1306 01:16:56,569 --> 01:16:58,604 Let's go legit. 1307 01:16:58,671 --> 01:17:01,006 What do you mean? Turn ourselves in? 1308 01:17:01,073 --> 01:17:04,343 No. Like, let's move to France 1309 01:17:04,410 --> 01:17:07,580 or some other country that hates Americans. 1310 01:17:07,646 --> 01:17:11,350 If we got caught later, France wouldn't extradite us. 1311 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:14,019 And we could have a cute little French farm 1312 01:17:14,086 --> 01:17:16,221 and raise cute little French goats 1313 01:17:16,288 --> 01:17:18,958 and make cute little French cheeses 1314 01:17:19,024 --> 01:17:22,294 and have a bunch of other adorable little French animals. 1315 01:17:22,361 --> 01:17:24,396 It sounds nice. 1316 01:17:28,934 --> 01:17:30,769 Here, give me your hand. 1317 01:17:37,176 --> 01:17:39,278 I still can't believe that works. 1318 01:17:42,514 --> 01:17:44,183 Do you know where you're going to? 1319 01:17:44,249 --> 01:17:46,251 Llwe know where Steven Clark is going to. 1320 01:17:46,318 --> 01:17:48,020 The "American superstarz" performer 1321 01:17:48,087 --> 01:17:50,456 has been asked to perform on the live finale of the show 1322 01:17:50,522 --> 01:17:52,858 after last week's failed attempt to take his own life. 1323 01:17:52,925 --> 01:17:54,193 Good news. 1324 01:17:54,259 --> 01:17:56,595 Should kill all those people. 1325 01:17:56,662 --> 01:17:59,665 They make fun of that guy till he's ready to kill himself. 1326 01:17:59,732 --> 01:18:01,867 Then they exploit him 1327 01:18:01,934 --> 01:18:04,903 so everybody can feel better about laughing at him 1328 01:18:04,970 --> 01:18:07,773 and pushing him over the edge in the first place. 1329 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:11,076 I really hate this country. 1330 01:18:11,143 --> 01:18:13,779 That's why we're moving to France. 1331 01:18:28,327 --> 01:18:30,229 Hello? 1332 01:18:30,295 --> 01:18:32,231 Hey, doc. It's Frank murdock. 1333 01:18:32,297 --> 01:18:33,565 You left a message? 1334 01:18:33,632 --> 01:18:36,035 Yes, I did, Frank. 1335 01:18:36,101 --> 01:18:39,104 Uh, I have some bad news. 1336 01:18:39,171 --> 01:18:43,042 Um, you don't have a brain tumor. 1337 01:18:43,108 --> 01:18:45,110 What? 1338 01:18:45,177 --> 01:18:46,679 You're not gonna die. 1339 01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:50,282 I don't understand. 1340 01:18:50,349 --> 01:18:52,151 I mean, I saw the tumor. You showed it to me. 1341 01:18:52,217 --> 01:18:56,055 Yes, there was a tumor in an m.R.I., 1342 01:18:56,121 --> 01:18:58,624 but that was Frank burdock with a "b." 1343 01:18:58,691 --> 01:19:02,127 Not Frank murdock with an "m." 1344 01:19:02,194 --> 01:19:05,664 Wait. What is the bad news, then? 1345 01:19:05,731 --> 01:19:08,634 Because this cocksucker burdock is probably gonna sue me. 1346 01:19:08,701 --> 01:19:11,036 He's a real ballbuster. You know what I mean? 1347 01:19:11,103 --> 01:19:14,106 But how come my head hurts all the time, then? 1348 01:19:14,173 --> 01:19:16,041 I don't fucking know, Frank. 1349 01:19:16,108 --> 01:19:18,410 I mean, maybe you sit too close to the computer. 1350 01:19:18,477 --> 01:19:20,245 Maybe you've got high blood pressure. 1351 01:19:20,312 --> 01:19:22,014 Maybe you don't exercise enough. 1352 01:19:22,081 --> 01:19:24,817 Maybe it's too much Viagra, too much caffeine. 1353 01:19:24,883 --> 01:19:28,187 What the fuck do I know? Hey, you're not gonna sue me, are you? 1354 01:19:28,253 --> 01:19:30,856 Uh, no, no. I wouldn't do that, doc. 1355 01:19:30,923 --> 01:19:33,792 Well, that's a relief, Frank. 1356 01:19:33,859 --> 01:19:36,495 Well, hey, thanks for the good news, doc. 1357 01:19:36,562 --> 01:19:38,931 I've got to go call that cocksucker burdock now 1358 01:19:38,997 --> 01:19:41,967 and tell him the bad news. You take care, Frank. 1359 01:19:42,034 --> 01:19:45,504 Let's sell the car and move to France. 1360 01:19:45,571 --> 01:19:47,139 Really? 1361 01:19:47,206 --> 01:19:49,007 I think it would be tres magnifique. 1362 01:19:49,074 --> 01:19:51,477 I know a lot of French. I know a lot of wines. 1363 01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:54,480 I know how to ask where the library is. 1364 01:19:54,546 --> 01:19:56,281 I know how to bum a cigarette. 1365 01:19:56,348 --> 01:19:58,751 I know ooh-LA-LA. But that's about it. 1366 01:19:58,817 --> 01:20:01,086 I know oui. What else could we need? 1367 01:20:01,153 --> 01:20:02,755 Speaking of which, I have to wee. 1368 01:20:02,821 --> 01:20:04,623 Oh, snap. 1369 01:20:09,995 --> 01:20:12,731 Hey, buddy. What's up with the girl? 1370 01:20:12,798 --> 01:20:15,868 - Pardon? - I know she's not your daughter. 1371 01:20:15,934 --> 01:20:18,704 I can tell by the way she makes you smile. 1372 01:20:18,771 --> 01:20:20,939 She's my niece. 1373 01:20:21,006 --> 01:20:22,975 Yeah, I got a lot of nieces. 1374 01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:25,844 How much for a day? 1375 01:20:28,313 --> 01:20:30,916 I think you got the wrong idea, sir. 1376 01:20:30,983 --> 01:20:32,818 Yeah, you stick to that story. 1377 01:20:32,885 --> 01:20:35,487 I don't think I do. 1378 01:20:35,554 --> 01:20:37,055 You have a good one. 1379 01:20:37,122 --> 01:20:39,858 I know you're gonna have a good day. God bless. 1380 01:20:43,695 --> 01:20:46,265 Hey, don't use up all the hot r is time. 1381 01:20:46,331 --> 01:20:47,666 I won't. 1382 01:20:47,733 --> 01:20:50,202 God, you'd better not be this uptight in France. 1383 01:20:50,269 --> 01:20:52,838 You don't have to shower in France. 1384 01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:15,694 We'd like to take this chance 1385 01:21:15,761 --> 01:21:17,729 to thank everybody in our community 1386 01:21:17,796 --> 01:21:20,265 and the media for helping us 1387 01:21:20,332 --> 01:21:22,334 in our search for Roxanne. 1388 01:21:22,401 --> 01:21:25,103 We pray that she's still alive 1389 01:21:25,170 --> 01:21:26,605 and that she makes it home to us. 1390 01:21:26,672 --> 01:21:28,473 Roxanne, we miss you. 1391 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,108 And we love you. 1392 01:21:30,175 --> 01:21:31,777 Anyone with any information-- 1393 01:21:31,844 --> 01:21:34,179 God fucking damn it! 1394 01:21:58,203 --> 01:22:00,272 You fuck. 1395 01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:35,540 Frank, is that you? 1396 01:22:39,044 --> 01:22:41,079 What happened? 1397 01:22:41,146 --> 01:22:43,248 - Your parents. - What? 1398 01:22:43,315 --> 01:22:44,816 Yeah, I just saw them on the TV. 1399 01:22:44,883 --> 01:22:46,752 You lied to me. 1400 01:22:46,818 --> 01:22:49,121 Well, would you have taken me along 1401 01:22:49,187 --> 01:22:51,623 if I told you that I lived in a normal house 1402 01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:53,992 with a set of normal parents 1403 01:22:54,059 --> 01:22:55,761 who didn't abuse me, 1404 01:22:55,827 --> 01:22:58,263 but also didn't even try and understand me? 1405 01:22:58,330 --> 01:23:01,700 That every day in my normal life 1406 01:23:01,767 --> 01:23:03,869 felt like a million years? 1407 01:23:03,936 --> 01:23:06,471 And that I spent all day every day 1408 01:23:06,538 --> 01:23:09,474 being told what to do and what to think 1409 01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:12,110 by people who I'm a million times smarter than, 1410 01:23:12,177 --> 01:23:14,613 but since it's not polite to acknowledge that, 1411 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,815 I just had to pretend to listen to? 1412 01:23:16,882 --> 01:23:20,018 That every single morning I just woke up 1413 01:23:20,085 --> 01:23:23,121 and wished that anything 1414 01:23:23,188 --> 01:23:25,590 not normal would happen? 1415 01:23:25,657 --> 01:23:27,693 Here are the keys to that car. 1416 01:23:27,759 --> 01:23:29,194 Well, where am I supposed to go? 1417 01:23:29,261 --> 01:23:31,296 I don't care. Go back to your parents. 1418 01:23:31,363 --> 01:23:32,998 Just stay out of my life. 1419 01:23:33,065 --> 01:23:34,666 I don't got time for you. 1420 01:23:34,733 --> 01:23:36,335 You're just like everybody else. 1421 01:23:36,401 --> 01:23:38,470 I don't got time for liars. 1422 01:23:38,537 --> 01:23:41,306 Fuck you, Frank. You're just a pathetic, broken man! 1423 01:23:44,943 --> 01:23:47,145 Cocksucker! 1424 01:24:05,230 --> 01:24:10,502 I was running 1425 01:24:10,569 --> 01:24:15,207 I was running with the wolves 1426 01:24:15,273 --> 01:24:17,609 and I knew I was 1427 01:24:17,676 --> 01:24:20,045 caught 1428 01:24:20,112 --> 01:24:22,214 but I didn't know 1429 01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:26,385 what I caught 1430 01:24:26,451 --> 01:24:32,591 and I knew I was fast 1431 01:24:32,657 --> 01:24:34,793 but I wasn't fast enough... 1432 01:24:37,396 --> 01:24:40,565 And thankfully it has. 1433 01:24:40,632 --> 01:24:42,934 It's so exciting. 1434 01:24:44,369 --> 01:24:46,838 We are concerned 1435 01:24:46,905 --> 01:24:49,608 that the perpetrator is still out tre, 1436 01:24:49,674 --> 01:24:51,743 but we couldn't be happier at this moment. 1437 01:24:51,810 --> 01:24:53,645 Everything that we've been through, 1438 01:24:53,712 --> 01:24:55,614 now we're reunited as a family. 1439 01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:57,049 We're planning a family vacation. 1440 01:24:58,817 --> 01:25:02,187 We're going to Disneyland. 1441 01:25:02,254 --> 01:25:07,492 I knew I was fast 1442 01:25:07,559 --> 01:25:12,164 i wasn't fast enough. 1443 01:25:35,987 --> 01:25:37,889 You Frank? 1444 01:25:40,492 --> 01:25:43,128 Frank, you didn't really tell me exactly what you were looking for 1445 01:25:43,195 --> 01:25:46,031 when you called, so I brought you kind of a gun pu-pu platter. 1446 01:25:52,904 --> 01:25:56,141 We got your .357 Magnum. 1447 01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:58,510 Nickel finish. Six-shot. 1448 01:25:58,577 --> 01:25:59,978 Eight-inch barrel. 1449 01:26:00,045 --> 01:26:02,380 .357 so you know it's got some punch to it. 1450 01:26:04,216 --> 01:26:06,151 You put this to the back of some nigger's head, 1451 01:26:06,218 --> 01:26:08,019 all you're gonna see is pink mist. 1452 01:26:10,455 --> 01:26:12,824 No. Maybe not. Maybe not for you. 1453 01:26:12,891 --> 01:26:15,026 Old school. 1454 01:26:15,093 --> 01:26:17,162 Walther p38. 1455 01:26:17,229 --> 01:26:19,998 German, 9mm. 1456 01:26:20,065 --> 01:26:22,334 Made during the second world war. 1457 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:25,103 I mean, who knows how to kill people better than the Germans, right? 1458 01:26:25,170 --> 01:26:27,906 You know it's got to be good. You're not a Jew, Frank, are you? 1459 01:26:27,973 --> 01:26:30,242 I'm just asking 'cause, you know, I brought up a German gun. 1460 01:26:30,308 --> 01:26:32,544 Um, okay. Hey, maybe-- 1461 01:26:32,611 --> 01:26:36,414 maybe you're looking for something that's a little bigger. 1462 01:26:36,481 --> 01:26:39,417 A little more firepower. Let's see what we got 1463 01:26:39,484 --> 01:26:41,720 that may strike your fancy here. 1464 01:26:45,957 --> 01:26:47,425 Huh? 1465 01:26:47,492 --> 01:26:49,761 Is that a honey or what? 1466 01:26:52,831 --> 01:26:54,766 Ak-47. 1467 01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:56,635 When you absolutely, positively 1468 01:26:56,701 --> 01:26:59,171 have to waste every single motherfucker in the room. 1469 01:26:59,237 --> 01:27:01,006 Accept no substitution. 1470 01:27:02,574 --> 01:27:04,576 I can see you like this. Definitely. 1471 01:27:04,643 --> 01:27:07,646 7.62 by 39. 1472 01:27:07,712 --> 01:27:10,015 It's an assault rifle, but it's still light. 1473 01:27:10,081 --> 01:27:13,518 And talk about reliable, Frank, I could throw this off the roof. 1474 01:27:13,585 --> 01:27:15,654 I could run this over with my car. 1475 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:19,658 I could bury it in the dirt and dig it up and it will still fire. 1476 01:27:19,724 --> 01:27:21,860 That's how reliable that is. 1477 01:27:21,927 --> 01:27:25,063 Best mass-produced combat weapon ever made. 1478 01:27:25,130 --> 01:27:27,933 Look at this. That fits you. Look at this. You're friggin' Rambo, man. 1479 01:27:27,999 --> 01:27:30,135 Look at that. Look. I love it. 1480 01:27:30,202 --> 01:27:32,137 You know what? You don't even have to aim this thing. 1481 01:27:32,204 --> 01:27:34,906 It's a spray-and-pray kind of weapon. 1482 01:27:34,973 --> 01:27:36,208 What's better than that, right? 1483 01:27:36,274 --> 01:27:39,244 Now, the one thing is, this is not a cheap weapon. 1484 01:27:39,311 --> 01:27:43,014 This is an assault rifle. So we're looking around two grand for this. 1485 01:27:43,081 --> 01:27:45,116 So I don't know if that's in your budget. 1486 01:27:45,183 --> 01:27:48,787 But what I will do, I got three fully loaded 30-round mags 1487 01:27:48,853 --> 01:27:51,690 in here that I will throw in for that $2,000. 1488 01:27:51,756 --> 01:27:55,126 That's a steal for a weapon of that quality. 1489 01:27:55,193 --> 01:27:57,529 Now, this something you can afford? 1490 01:27:57,596 --> 01:27:59,531 Yeah. I want the case, too. 1491 01:27:59,598 --> 01:28:01,533 Hey, great. You know what? 1492 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:04,436 Is there anything else I can get you while we're talking about the gun? 1493 01:28:04,502 --> 01:28:06,238 Blow? Meth? 1494 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:13,111 I will take all that they hand me down 1495 01:28:13,178 --> 01:28:17,949 and make out a smile, though I wear a frown 1496 01:28:18,016 --> 01:28:23,021 and I'm not gonna take it all lying down 1497 01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:28,093 'cause once I get started, i go to town 1498 01:28:28,159 --> 01:28:30,929 'cause I'm not like everybody else 1499 01:28:30,996 --> 01:28:32,597 no, no 1500 01:28:32,664 --> 01:28:35,667 I'm not like everybody else 1501 01:28:37,335 --> 01:28:41,806 I'm not like everybody else 1502 01:28:41,873 --> 01:28:46,144 I'm not like everybody else 1503 01:28:46,211 --> 01:28:48,513 and I don't want to live my life 1504 01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:50,982 like everybody else 1505 01:28:51,049 --> 01:28:55,253 and I don't want to be destroyed by everybody else 1506 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:59,958 and I don't want to get a job like everybody else 1507 01:29:00,025 --> 01:29:03,428 'cause I'm not like everybody else 1508 01:29:03,495 --> 01:29:04,896 sing it, what are you? 1509 01:29:04,963 --> 01:29:07,899 I'm not like everybody else... 1510 01:29:09,768 --> 01:29:13,838 God, if you know that I love you true 1511 01:29:13,905 --> 01:29:17,242 and I'll do anything that you want me to 1512 01:29:17,309 --> 01:29:20,712 i'll even confess all my sins 1513 01:29:20,779 --> 01:29:23,148 like you want me to 1514 01:29:23,214 --> 01:29:27,652 but there onehing that I can't do for you 1515 01:29:27,719 --> 01:29:31,022 'cause I'm not like everybody else 1516 01:29:31,089 --> 01:29:32,791 what did I say? 1517 01:29:32,857 --> 01:29:35,527 I'm not like everybody else 1518 01:29:35,593 --> 01:29:37,329 how did I say it? 1519 01:29:37,395 --> 01:29:39,898 I'm not like everybody else 1520 01:29:39,964 --> 01:29:41,900 one more time 1521 01:29:41,966 --> 01:29:43,968 I'm not like everybody else 1522 01:29:44,035 --> 01:29:46,304 like everybody else 1523 01:29:46,371 --> 01:29:50,475 and I don't want to live my life like everybody else 1524 01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:52,911 and I don't want to be destroyed 1525 01:29:52,977 --> 01:29:55,413 like everybody else 1526 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:57,449 and I don't want to get a job 1527 01:29:57,515 --> 01:29:59,951 like everybody else 1528 01:30:00,018 --> 01:30:02,921 'cause I'm not like everybody else 1529 01:30:02,987 --> 01:30:04,756 what did I say? 1530 01:30:06,691 --> 01:30:09,394 Like everybody else 1531 01:30:09,461 --> 01:30:11,162 everybody else 1532 01:30:11,229 --> 01:30:13,598 everybody else 1533 01:30:13,665 --> 01:30:16,101 everybody else 1534 01:30:16,167 --> 01:30:19,938 everybody else. 1535 01:30:20,004 --> 01:30:24,209 Live, "American superstarz" finale. 1536 01:30:24,275 --> 01:30:27,979 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. 1537 01:30:28,046 --> 01:30:31,116 Welcome to the stage, my man, Steven Clark. 1538 01:30:39,057 --> 01:30:42,293 Do you know where you're going to? 1539 01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:45,029 Do you like the things 1540 01:30:45,096 --> 01:30:48,333 do you know where you're going to? 1541 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,602 Do you like the things 1542 01:30:50,668 --> 01:30:53,605 that life is showing you? 1543 01:30:53,671 --> 01:30:55,940 Yeah. Yeah, please. 1544 01:30:56,007 --> 01:30:58,009 Just go around. 1545 01:31:00,345 --> 01:31:02,313 Look at me. 1546 01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:03,782 I've killed many people. 1547 01:31:03,848 --> 01:31:05,950 I'll kill you, too. 1548 01:31:06,017 --> 01:31:09,621 The question is, do you want to die for this shitty television show? 1549 01:31:09,687 --> 01:31:12,957 Hey, man, I'm just trying to make a living here. 1550 01:31:13,024 --> 01:31:15,427 I don't even watch the show. 1551 01:31:15,493 --> 01:31:17,562 That's the right answer. 1552 01:31:17,629 --> 01:31:19,330 I'll give you five. 1553 01:31:19,397 --> 01:31:21,800 One, two, 1554 01:31:21,866 --> 01:31:24,836 three, four. 1555 01:31:24,903 --> 01:31:30,942 Do you know? 1556 01:31:33,578 --> 01:31:36,481 Yeah, do you know? 1557 01:31:36,548 --> 01:31:39,951 Do you know? 1558 01:31:40,018 --> 01:31:41,920 Know, do you know? Do you know? 1559 01:31:41,986 --> 01:31:44,756 Yeah 1560 01:31:44,823 --> 01:31:46,825 dyou know? Do you know? 1561 01:31:46,891 --> 01:31:49,427 All my ladies, do you know? 1562 01:31:49,494 --> 01:31:51,529 In other news, Lindsay Lohan 1563 01:31:51,596 --> 01:31:54,799 maintains that she is still sober and happy. 1564 01:31:54,866 --> 01:31:56,501 Yeah, right. 1565 01:31:56,568 --> 01:31:58,937 But she does look great in that new jewelry, right? 1566 01:31:59,003 --> 01:32:01,039 Oh, and speaking of the Hollywood wildlife, 1567 01:32:01,105 --> 01:32:03,508 is that sasquatch by the marquee pool? 1568 01:32:03,575 --> 01:32:05,009 Oh, no, it's Robin Williams. 1569 01:32:06,878 --> 01:32:13,918 Oh, God, run! Everybody run! 1570 01:32:13,985 --> 01:32:16,988 Yeah, all my people 1571 01:32:17,055 --> 01:32:19,891 put your hands in the air. 1572 01:32:21,626 --> 01:32:23,928 Now wave it like you care. 1573 01:32:23,995 --> 01:32:26,364 Yeah! 1574 01:32:26,431 --> 01:32:29,033 Do you know? 1575 01:32:29,100 --> 01:32:32,737 Yeah! Do you know? 1576 01:32:32,804 --> 01:32:34,906 Yeah! 1577 01:32:36,808 --> 01:32:39,777 When I say do, you say know. 1578 01:32:39,844 --> 01:32:42,547 - Do! Do! - Know! Know! 1579 01:32:42,614 --> 01:32:44,749 Do you know? 1580 01:32:44,816 --> 01:32:46,784 Hey, man, you can't be there. 1581 01:32:46,851 --> 01:32:48,920 Do you know? 1582 01:32:51,956 --> 01:32:54,993 Hey, are you deaf? 1583 01:32:55,059 --> 01:32:57,595 Do you like? Do you know 1584 01:32:57,662 --> 01:32:59,230 where you're going to? 1585 01:32:59,297 --> 01:33:03,034 Do you like the things that life is showing you? 1586 01:33:03,101 --> 01:33:06,004 Where are you going to? 1587 01:33:06,070 --> 01:33:08,206 Do you know? 1588 01:33:10,942 --> 01:33:12,343 Do you know? 1589 01:33:12,410 --> 01:33:15,113 Oh, yeah, yeah! 1590 01:33:15,179 --> 01:33:18,850 Dancing time. Yeah! 1591 01:33:18,917 --> 01:33:22,253 - Boo! - Get off the stage. 1592 01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:25,723 - You ck! - You suck! 1593 01:33:27,992 --> 01:33:31,229 You suck! Boo! 1594 01:33:31,296 --> 01:33:33,298 Do you know where you're going to? 1595 01:33:37,502 --> 01:33:39,337 Nobody move! 1596 01:33:39,404 --> 01:33:41,973 Sit down! 1597 01:33:51,249 --> 01:33:54,886 Next time anybody moves, 1598 01:33:54,953 --> 01:33:57,422 I'm bringing the roof down. 1599 01:33:57,488 --> 01:33:59,090 Can I go? 1600 01:33:59,157 --> 01:34:01,326 No, stay here, Steven. 1601 01:34:03,461 --> 01:34:06,030 Get up. 1602 01:34:06,097 --> 01:34:09,000 - I said get up. - You're kidding me, right? 1603 01:34:13,705 --> 01:34:15,773 You two, get up here. 1604 01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,909 Oh, sir, please. Please. 1605 01:34:17,976 --> 01:34:19,410 You don't want to do this. 1606 01:34:19,477 --> 01:34:21,613 How do you know what I want to do? 1607 01:34:21,679 --> 01:34:23,147 Just take it easy. 1608 01:34:23,214 --> 01:34:25,850 Yeah, come on. Both of you get up here. 1609 01:34:28,119 --> 01:34:30,088 Freeze, officer. 1610 01:34:30,154 --> 01:34:32,390 I'll put a bullet right in her head. 1611 01:34:35,426 --> 01:34:37,095 So you think Steven's funny, huh? 1612 01:34:40,098 --> 01:34:42,667 I saw you laughing, so I'm gonna ask you again, 1613 01:34:42,734 --> 01:34:45,637 you think he's funny? 1614 01:34:47,438 --> 01:34:49,540 Yes. 1615 01:34:51,075 --> 01:34:52,710 Why don't you dance? 1616 01:34:52,777 --> 01:34:54,746 Come on, play the song. 1617 01:34:57,015 --> 01:34:59,517 Come on, dance. 1618 01:34:59,584 --> 01:35:01,653 I said dance, come on. 1619 01:35:03,554 --> 01:35:04,722 And sing. 1620 01:35:06,524 --> 01:35:07,892 Sing it. 1621 01:35:07,959 --> 01:35:09,994 Do you know... 1622 01:35:10,061 --> 01:35:12,697 You, too. You used to sing. 1623 01:35:12,764 --> 01:35:14,966 Showing you 1624 01:35:15,033 --> 01:35:16,801 where are you going to? 1625 01:35:16,868 --> 01:35:19,704 And you all boo and laugh like you were. 1626 01:35:21,839 --> 01:35:24,108 Come on, louder than that. 1627 01:35:24,175 --> 01:35:26,744 Frank! 9:00! 1628 01:35:31,249 --> 01:35:34,152 What the hell was that? 1629 01:35:34,218 --> 01:35:36,220 Try anything stupid again 1630 01:35:36,287 --> 01:35:38,089 and I swear I will bring the roof in. 1631 01:35:41,192 --> 01:35:42,627 What are you doing here? 1632 01:35:42,694 --> 01:35:44,996 I'm sorry I lied to you, Frank. 1633 01:35:48,232 --> 01:35:50,134 What do you want? 1634 01:35:50,201 --> 01:35:52,170 I want you to put your guns down. 1635 01:35:52,236 --> 01:35:53,604 You know we can't do that. 1636 01:35:55,306 --> 01:35:58,309 I'm gonna keep shooting judges until you do. 1637 01:35:58,376 --> 01:36:01,179 That wasn't a policeman that came up behind you. 1638 01:36:01,245 --> 01:36:03,214 That was a security guard acting on his own. 1639 01:36:03,281 --> 01:36:05,550 So just calm down. Would you tell me who you are? 1640 01:36:05,616 --> 01:36:08,352 Who I am? 1641 01:36:08,419 --> 01:36:09,887 Sure. 1642 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:16,627 Is that thing on? 1643 01:36:23,768 --> 01:36:25,837 My name is Frank. 1644 01:36:25,903 --> 01:36:28,473 But that's not important. 1645 01:36:28,539 --> 01:36:31,008 The importt question is, 1646 01:36:31,075 --> 01:36:33,077 who are you? 1647 01:36:33,144 --> 01:36:35,613 America... 1648 01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:38,916 Has become a cruel and vicious place. 1649 01:36:40,518 --> 01:36:42,787 We reward the shallowest, 1650 01:36:42,854 --> 01:36:44,689 the dumbest, the meanest, 1651 01:36:44,756 --> 01:36:46,224 and the loudest. 1652 01:36:48,493 --> 01:36:51,462 We no longer have any common sense of decency. 1653 01:36:51,529 --> 01:36:53,798 No sense of shame. 1654 01:36:53,865 --> 01:36:56,167 There's no right and wrong. 1655 01:36:58,035 --> 01:37:00,138 The worst qualities in people 1656 01:37:00,204 --> 01:37:03,174 are looked up to and celebrated. 1657 01:37:05,109 --> 01:37:08,346 Lying and spreading fear are fine 1658 01:37:08,412 --> 01:37:11,182 as long as you make money doing it. 1659 01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:14,752 We've become a nation 1660 01:37:14,819 --> 01:37:17,688 of slogan-saying, bile-spewing 1661 01:37:17,755 --> 01:37:19,857 hate mongers. 1662 01:37:19,924 --> 01:37:22,193 We've lost our kindness. 1663 01:37:23,895 --> 01:37:26,063 We've lost our soul. 1664 01:37:28,132 --> 01:37:30,234 What have we become 1665 01:37:30,301 --> 01:37:32,370 when we take the weakest in our society 1666 01:37:32,436 --> 01:37:35,540 and we hold them up to be ridiculed 1667 01:37:35,606 --> 01:37:39,210 and laughed at for our sport and entertainment? 1668 01:37:40,478 --> 01:37:42,079 Laughed at to the point 1669 01:37:42,146 --> 01:37:43,915 where they would literally rather kill themselves 1670 01:37:43,981 --> 01:37:46,417 then live with us anymore? 1671 01:37:46,484 --> 01:37:48,920 - Frank? - Yes, Steven? 1672 01:37:50,521 --> 01:37:52,156 I didn't try to kill myself 1673 01:37:52,223 --> 01:37:53,791 because people were making fun of me. 1674 01:37:53,858 --> 01:37:56,160 I tried to kill myself because 1675 01:37:56,227 --> 01:37:58,429 they weren't gonna put me on TV anymore. 1676 01:38:19,450 --> 01:38:22,687 You are a pretty girl. 1677 01:38:26,057 --> 01:38:28,259 Thank you, Frank. 1678 01:38:49,513 --> 01:38:53,551 If there's a tear on my face 1679 01:38:56,988 --> 01:39:00,524 it makes me shiver to the bone 1680 01:39:00,591 --> 01:39:02,526 it shakes me, babe 1681 01:39:04,228 --> 01:39:06,364 it's just a heartache 1682 01:39:06,430 --> 01:39:09,433 got caugh in my eye 1683 01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:11,502 and you know 1684 01:39:11,569 --> 01:39:15,406 i never cry 1685 01:39:15,473 --> 01:39:18,309 i never cry 1686 01:39:21,746 --> 01:39:25,583 sometimes I drink more than I need 1687 01:39:29,287 --> 01:39:32,823 until the TV's dead and gone 1688 01:39:36,060 --> 01:39:38,162 i may be lonely 1689 01:39:38,229 --> 01:39:41,766 but I'm never alone 1690 01:39:41,832 --> 01:39:44,602 and the night 1691 01:39:44,669 --> 01:39:48,072 may pass me by 1692 01:39:48,139 --> 01:39:50,374 but I'll never cry 1693 01:39:56,213 --> 01:39:59,784 take away 1694 01:39:59,850 --> 01:40:03,554 take away my eyes 1695 01:40:03,621 --> 01:40:08,793 setimes I'd rather be blind 1696 01:40:10,394 --> 01:40:13,764 break a heart 1697 01:40:13,831 --> 01:40:17,568 break a heart of stone 1698 01:40:17,635 --> 01:40:19,870 open it up 1699 01:40:19,937 --> 01:40:25,810 but don't you leave it alone 1700 01:40:25,876 --> 01:40:28,980 'cause that's all i got to give you 1701 01:40:32,550 --> 01:40:34,485 believe me, babe 1702 01:40:34,552 --> 01:40:36,787 it ain't been used 1703 01:40:40,124 --> 01:40:42,259 my heart's a virgin 1704 01:40:42,326 --> 01:40:45,429 it ain't never been tried 1705 01:40:45,496 --> 01:40:48,132 nd you know 1706 01:40:48,199 --> 01:40:51,268 i'll never cry 1707 01:40:52,837 --> 01:40:55,172 and you know 1708 01:40:55,239 --> 01:40:58,342 i'll never cry 1709 01:41:00,244 --> 01:41:02,179 well, you know, you know, you know 1710 01:41:02,246 --> 01:41:05,649 you know that i'll never cry 1711 01:41:05,716 --> 01:41:08,419 i'll never cry 1712 01:41:21,232 --> 01:41:24,301 break a heart 1713 01:41:24,368 --> 01:41:28,105 break a heart of stone 1714 01:41:28,172 --> 01:41:30,674 open it up 1715 01:41:30,741 --> 01:41:36,280 but don't you leave it alone 1716 01:41:36,347 --> 01:41:38,182 'cause that's all I got 1717 01:41:38,249 --> 01:41:40,317 to give to you 1718 01:41:43,287 --> 01:41:45,189 believe me, babe 1719 01:41:45,256 --> 01:41:47,291 it ain't been used 1720 01:41:50,361 --> 01:41:52,596 my heart's a virgin 1721 01:41:52,663 --> 01:41:56,167 it ain't never been tried 1722 01:41:56,233 --> 01:41:58,936 and you know 1723 01:41:59,003 --> 01:42:02,239 i'll never cry 1724 01:42:02,306 --> 01:42:05,176 i'll never cry. 1725 01:43:49,057 --> 01:44:07,537 dude7001 ---- subscene.com