1 00:00:56,515 --> 00:01:01,396 Some people swear there's no beauty left in the world. No magic. 2 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:05,783 Then how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night... 3 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:09,741 ...to celebrate the hope of a new year? 4 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,414 Ready. 5 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,669 Pull! 6 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:21,378 Ease it off. Ease it. Gently. 7 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:26,925 Well done, boys. We'll pack up the tarp. Looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day. 8 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,215 Hello, Your Majesty. Ha-ha-ha. 9 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,263 We wanna see a show of strength... 10 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,177 ...from the New York City Police Department. 11 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:44,150 Good morning, this is Ryan Seacrest here in New York... 12 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:49,240 ...where the crowds of revelers are already beginning to arrive in Times Square. 13 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,200 I'll be coming at you all day on radio... 14 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:58,415 ...and all night live from the center of it all, so bundle up and stay tuned. 15 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:11,390 Good morning, Claire! They need you up here for an interview. 16 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,015 This is Claire Morgan. She's in charge. 17 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,108 Mind giving us a sound bite for the newscast? 18 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,859 No, I'd be happy to. 19 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:27,319 I'm talking to Claire Morgan, the new vice president of the Times Square Alliance. 20 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,903 So big night. 21 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,068 Well, I'd say that's an understatement. 22 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,909 Over a billion people all over the world will have their eyes on us tonight... 23 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:40,420 ...as the ball drops, so I'd say that qualifies as a very big night. 24 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,167 Am I looking in the right spot for camera? 25 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,124 Oh, um... 26 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,379 We're radio. 27 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,837 Right. Of course. 28 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,181 This is 14th and Park. 29 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:07,025 Oh! Oh! Uhn. 30 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,815 Are you all right, lady? Are you all right? 31 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:12,530 Here. 32 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,116 No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Go away. 33 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,015 Yeah, what's up, girls? How you doing? All right? 34 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,435 Yo, I see you, player. Ha. 35 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,478 Oh, oh, hey, Happy New Year. Happy New Year. 36 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,062 Yeah, you too. 37 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,615 Sign this, but you can't check in until tonight. 38 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,525 No problem. We'll be back tonight. 39 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,195 - We're gonna win the money. Oh, of course you are. 40 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,533 What money? 41 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:01,917 Oh, the first baby delivered in the new year at this hospital gets 25 grand. 42 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,794 No, no, no, honey. I think it's much less than that. 43 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,797 - No, it's 25 grand. - Twenty-five grand? 44 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:11,301 Honey, you're mistaken. It's much less. 45 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:16,011 Plus, after taxes and all the red tape, you end up with no money. 46 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,764 Did I mention the news cameras in your face right after giving birth? 47 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,145 That's horrible. It's not worth it at all. 48 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:26,150 It's 25 grand. They could put the camera in my hoo-ha and it'd be worth it. 49 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,400 In your hoo-ha! 50 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,482 In my hoo-ha. - Ha-ha-ha. 51 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,816 Mr. and Mrs. Byrne? 52 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,356 - That's us. Right this way. 53 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,529 Come on, Grace. Let's go home. 54 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,033 Hmm. 55 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,586 Okay. Let's figure out how to induce. 56 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:49,168 - I will ask the Internet right now. - By command. 57 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,254 This could pay off my student loan. 58 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:02,603 Okay, honey, the hallway looks great. Very festive. 59 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,105 This could be a little higher. Hand me that tape. 60 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,767 Here you go. It looks beautiful. You did a nice job. 61 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,609 Why you volunteered to decorate the floor I'll never know, but it looks great. 62 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,818 Oh, hush up. 63 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,732 Come on, we gotta get dressed for work. 64 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,901 Let's call in sick. Mm. 65 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,170 - Hey, Paul. - My dog. 66 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,377 - What are we doing tonight? - You're working. 67 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,962 I'm not. So leave me alone. 68 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,845 Randy, listen to me, don't do this right now. Don't go into your black hole. 69 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,552 It's midnight on New Year's Eve. 70 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,512 We have to do something. Not an option. 71 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:45,851 What, are you still on this anti-New Year's kick, bro? Get over yourself. Now. 72 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:50,734 You know what? It's not a kick. It's a core tenet of my being. 73 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,904 Like I said, I get the day off... 74 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:58,818 ...so I'm gonna hang in our apartment by myself and do nothing, and love it. 75 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,704 It's my job as your best friend to just ignore you right now... 76 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,831 ...because you sound crazy. 77 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:08,706 I'm not being crazy! 78 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:14,716 Okay, I'm gonna find something so epic that you will not be able to say no. 79 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,836 Hmm. 80 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,719 I got a funny feeling, Paul, that I'm gonna say no. 81 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,728 You want to throw the challenge flag in my face? Okay. I'll call you back. 82 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,933 Save your minutes. 83 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,643 Now we're talking. 84 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,479 By the power vested in me by the state of Connecticut... 85 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:40,617 ...Rory and Trish, I now pronounce you man and wife. 86 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,324 You may give kisses to the missus. 87 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,666 My cousin will pay you. 88 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,704 Oh. Congratulations to both of you. That was just beautiful. 89 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,505 Thank you all for coming. 90 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,839 We wanted to save money for the honeymoon. 91 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,549 Well, you're the last of us, Sam. 92 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:07,720 Roam the plains of Manhattan and carry on the legacy of late-night barhopping... 93 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,730 ...and casual sex with random women in good shoes. 94 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,608 - Which Rory will never know again. - Mm. 95 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:17,984 For better or worse, I can see why the man's crazy about you. 96 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,565 Aww.. 97 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,738 I'm out of here. 98 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,074 - You can't stay for breakfast? - Rain check. 99 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,035 Office has been calling all morning. I really gotta get back. 100 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,872 - I got that big speech tonight. What about the girl? 101 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,287 - What girl? - The one you met last New Year's Eve? 102 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,627 - Are you gonna meet her tonight? - It was a year ago. We've moved on. 103 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,087 Hey, look at you two. 104 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,586 All married. 105 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,009 Here they come! Congratulations! 106 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,594 No, no, no. These two. Here. 107 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,555 - All right. I'll see you. - Bye, Sam. 108 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,311 Hey, there's someone out there for you too, buddy. 109 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,892 All right. 110 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,448 Okay. 111 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:11,041 All right. Our first event with linen napkins. 112 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:15,420 Not only are we now eco-friendly, but this will be our biggest A-list party to date. 113 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:19,424 I know it's cold, okay? But we cannot mess this up. So you gotta focus. 114 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,301 - Where is Ava? - She thinks she saw a celebrity somewhere. 115 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,804 There's gonna be more celebrities here than rehab. 116 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,308 Okay, Sunil, make sure we have all the booze on this list. 117 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,936 Find Ava and then I'll meet you in the lobby after I scout the kitchen. 118 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,103 Ava! - Take a picture with the bus. 119 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,314 - I'm freaking out. - Ava, there is no time for freaking out. 120 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:43,198 I can't help it. Do you see that bus? I saw it when I went to his concert. 121 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,482 It's Jensen! 122 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,866 That's Jensen's bus? 123 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,115 The Jensen? 124 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,737 That's fantastic. 125 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,618 - I love it. - Aah! 126 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,285 - Ooh! 'Yee! 127 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,704 Keep jumping! 128 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,793 You are very sexy, but don't stop. 129 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,299 Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy! 130 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,972 Now don't be sad 131 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,312 'Cause two out of three ain't bad 132 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,599 Jensen! Jensen! Jensen! 133 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,230 You know, I know him personally. 134 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,321 Everybody, let's get as much prep done in the kitchen as possible. 135 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,579 And any sauces that need to get done can start now. 136 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,956 And I'll check the deliveries up in the lobby. Oh. 137 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:37,244 Anyone who can, can you please help Sunil and Ava unload the truck? That'd be great. 138 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,425 Ay-ay-ay. Laura. You're not going to believe who is here. 139 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,630 Jensen. 140 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,172 How did you know? Are you psychotic? 141 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,220 It's "psychic." And do me a favor. If you see him... 142 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:55,558 ...tell him to avoid the blond in the kitchen with the really big knife. 143 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,018 Ay, Laura, do you know him? 144 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,860 It's good to see you, Laura. 145 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,537 Are you still there? 146 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:17,917 Do you think Jensen will sign a banana? I don't have any paper. 147 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,751 All right. Working on those resolutions, huh? 148 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,545 - No. - Okay. 149 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,056 I have a delivery here for Mr. Jonathan Cox. 150 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,592 Do you work here? 151 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,760 No. I work for a courier service. 152 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,397 I've been delivering packages to you for about, I don't know, a year now. 153 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:43,151 But I think this is maybe the first time you've ever looked me in the eye. 154 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,561 How you doing? 155 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:46,984 Sorry. 156 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,242 That's actually an old resolution. Make more eye contact. 157 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,574 So those were New Year's resolutions, huh? 158 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,830 Looks like a long list. You better get on it. 159 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,242 I don't know, maybe next year. 160 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,289 Whoa. Jeez! Are you serious? 161 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,083 That is a hot ticket. 162 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,127 - Really? - It's amazing. 163 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,633 They have the best food, the best music. 164 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,594 They got so many single girls. 165 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,435 And it's a masquerade, so you don't even have to worry about their faces. 166 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,813 You kind of just use your imagination. 167 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,941 If anybody tries to kick you out, or even asks who you are... 168 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,602 ...you just straight-up lie. What are they gonna do? 169 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,940 It's brilliant. 170 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,606 It's like Facebook, but real. 171 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,733 I remember who you are now. 172 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,243 Right, exactly. 173 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,279 Anyways, I would give my left-- 174 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,750 Well, maybe next year. 175 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,552 Oh, there she is. 176 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,848 - You ready? - Let's go talk to them. 177 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,515 - Hey, Hailey. You good? - Yeah, we're good, Seth. 178 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,399 All right. Well, let's go, fellas. 179 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,108 We need to scout our pen on 54th and head home to gear up for tonight. 180 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,739 - I'm gonna see you there, right? - Yeah, definitely. 181 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,572 - Well, I'll see you there. - See you. 182 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,654 - Ooh. - You are so gonna kiss Seth tonight! 183 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:22,121 I really just, like, haven't even thought about it at all. It's no big deal. 184 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,500 Do you know how to kiss? 185 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,913 They have a video on the Internet that shows you. 186 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,674 Two. One for regular kissing, and one for passionate kissing. 187 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:34,554 All right, guys. Yeah, I know how to kiss, so it's fine. It's not a big deal. Okay, we-- 188 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,807 Hey, what about your mom? What's she doing? 189 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,435 Got it! 190 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:45,349 Oh, and remember, it's just a quarter of an inch at the center back of the collar, okay? 191 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,233 Okay, let me take a look at that. 192 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,110 Kim, is that your New Year's dress? 193 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:53,695 Oh, it's just something I'm working on for a rainy day. 194 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,030 You should wear it tonight. Maybe you'll scare up a little action. 195 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,410 That's highly doubtful. 196 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,494 The only action I've got is Hailey and me watching the ball drop at midnight. 197 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,036 Last New Year's Eve she was with her father. So it's my turn. 198 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,585 - Wanna join us? - Wow, really tempting. 199 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,796 I don't think you understand. Hailey likes staying in with me. 200 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,336 All dancers on-stage! - Go. 201 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,255 - Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome. 202 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,799 Five, six, seven, eight. 203 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,114 - New York. New Rochelle. 204 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,370 - New Brunswick. - New York-- New York City. 205 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,579 New Haven. 206 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,085 New Britain. 207 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,413 New Hartford. 208 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,085 New Jersey? 209 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,924 New York! 210 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,755 New York. Turn right. 211 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,840 Left for New York. 212 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,893 Oh! Oh. 213 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,269 Oh, my nose. 214 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,930 Airbags deployed. 215 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,940 The genny truck's not arrived yet. 216 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,726 Will someone tell me why it isn't here yet? 217 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,237 Make sure Jensen's on schedule for his soundcheck. 218 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,773 He's playing some party, but this is Times Square. 219 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,282 She's a little on edge today. 220 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,193 Ready for the confetti test. 221 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,987 Brendan. 222 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,331 Good to see you. I thought you were with your family. 223 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,370 I was, then I realized you wouldn't make it through the big night without me. 224 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,253 - Wow, I'm really touched. - Heh. 225 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,790 I'm trying not to say this, but if I screw up-- 226 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,927 - You won't. - I don't know. I'm not off to a great start. 227 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,466 The generator truck is late. 228 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,883 I mugged for the camera during a radio interview. Can you believe it? 229 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,972 You'll make it happen. 230 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,307 And you'll make it on time for your meeting. 231 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,268 - We're not talking about my meeting. - And why not? 232 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,775 I should've never told you about that. 233 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,732 Look. Come here, lookit. 234 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,818 They're testing the confetti for tonight. 235 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,611 Don't just dump them! 236 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,781 Float them in the wind. It should be magical. 237 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,832 I'm so glad you're here. 238 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,378 Laura, I know you're upset. All right? 239 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,298 - Mr. Jensen, I play piano. - I just play. 240 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,011 Thank you, thank you. 241 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,683 - Laura, it's been a year already. - I have nothing to say to you, Daniel. 242 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,474 -"Daniel." - She knows Mr. Jensen. 243 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,434 Hello, secrets. 244 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,853 Look at me. Just look at me. 245 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,155 - That was quite a slap. - I've been plotting that slap all year. 246 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,953 How I would walk up to you when you least expect it... 247 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,116 ...and slap you across the face for leaving me like that. 248 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,617 And you know what? 249 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,129 It wasn't nearly as satisfying as I thought it would be. 250 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,716 - Aah! - Ooh. 251 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,837 - That was closer. - We're just fooling around. 252 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,213 - I like fooling around too. - Come back. 253 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,508 I tried to call you. You never called me back. 254 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,473 I left you tickets, you never showed up. Talk to me, damn it. 255 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,013 - Just talk to me. - Just talk to him. 256 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,854 Because it's New Year's Eve, you want another shot at it? 257 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,653 You walked out on me, Daniel. I think that says it all. 258 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,065 I didn't even get to make you one dinner in that apartment. 259 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,075 You walked out before I unpacked the first bag of groceries. 260 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,541 Celebrities. They're just like us. 261 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,873 Mr. Cox? ls there a reason you asked me to work today? 262 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,796 - It's your job. - Of course. 263 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,052 It's just that it's New Year's Eve... 264 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:47,512 ...and I thought maybe you wanted to give me my end-of-year bonus. 265 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,392 - Seeing that it's the end of the year. - Oh. 266 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,270 Right. Almost slipped my mind. Mm. 267 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,438 - Glad to remind you, sir. - Well, unfortunately... 268 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,898 ...it has been a tough year for Ahern Records. 269 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,483 I don't have to tell you. 270 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,941 Music piracy, blah, blah, blah. 271 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,284 Have I got your name right? 272 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:16,286 Yes, it's just that I wanted to use my bonus to book a trip. 273 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,955 Well, that might get you to Staten Island. 274 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,247 Maybe next year. 275 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,213 It's just that I already booked my two weeks' vacation time. 276 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,174 Two weeks? Did I sign off? 277 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,591 You don't need to, sir. It goes through Human Resources. 278 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,227 No, it goes through me. And I can't do without you for two weeks. 279 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,558 You can have one week. 280 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,143 Well, then... 281 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,315 ...I'll take two weeks... 282 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,905 ...and my stapler. 283 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,817 I quit. 284 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,827 You can't quit, it's Grammy season! 285 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,038 L... 286 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,740 I almost died today, sir. 287 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,204 No, no. You look fine. 288 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,244 Can you get me a coffee? 289 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,713 Don't forget the sugar! 290 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,594 Come on, three stars! I need three stars! 291 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,595 Jonathan Cox's office. Please hold. 292 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,938 Look out! Oh, God. No, don't 293 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,103 I have hated him for leaving me like that. 294 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,523 - No, don't do the egg. - Then he just shows up... 295 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:30,694 ...on the biggest night of my career! What kind of karma is that? Huh? 296 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,703 What, that you made love with Jensen... 297 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,490 ...or that you're catering the biggest party in the city? 298 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,408 Because all I'm hearing is good. 299 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,711 - Can I do one? - Yeah. 300 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,339 - The expensive eggs? - They feel good. 301 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,670 Oh. 302 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,383 Oh, that was so sissy. 303 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,216 I'm delicate girl. 304 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,425 Dr. Trokin to Radiation Therapy. 305 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,893 Dr. Trokin to Radiation Therapy. 306 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,522 - Hey, doc. - Yes, Mr. Harris. 307 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,891 I haven't asked you for anything, have I? 308 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,898 No. No, you haven't. 309 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,609 No chemo... 310 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,985 ...no radiation, nothing that could give you an extra couple of months. 311 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,662 So then you owe me one. 312 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,948 Sure, Mr. Harris. What do you need? 313 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,410 Did I tell you why I picked this hospital? 314 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,954 Because of the quality of the doctors? 315 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,588 The roof has a great view of the New Year's Eve ball drop in Times Square. 316 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,721 I heard you say I was living on borrowed time. 317 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,426 I don't recall telling you that. 318 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,512 I heard you tell the nurses. 319 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,348 I'm dying, I'm not deaf. 320 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,313 Well, you've certainly surprised us, Mr. Harris. 321 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:46,569 But be honest, there really isn't anyone we can notify? No one at all? 322 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:51,073 The only people who ever cared about me, I pissed off long ago. There's no one. 323 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,492 Doc, come on. 324 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,617 Call it a dying man's last wish. 325 00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:01,709 Please, come on. I've been hanging on this long just so I can see the ball drop... 326 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,120 ...one more time. 327 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,374 - You know, it's cold out there. - I'll live. 328 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:13,929 - You can see it much better on TV. - I don't wanna see it on TV, doc, please. 329 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:19,140 As much as I'd like to help you, it's against hospital policy to allow anyone on the roof. 330 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,724 Just forget it. Forget I asked. 331 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,396 - Okay. If there's anything else you need... - No, nothing. 332 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,311 -...just have the nurses page me, okay? - Yeah. 333 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,108 Okay. 334 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,946 See if you can get him to eat something. 335 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,656 Did he change his mind? 336 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:40,665 Nope. No treatment, just palliative meds at this point. 337 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,793 - I guess it's time for hospice. - No time. 338 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,746 Well, is he gonna make it until tomorrow? 339 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,004 It's doubtful. 340 00:20:55,629 --> 00:21:00,135 Another thing that chaps my ass about the holiday season is all the fake niceness. 341 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,430 Like, today I received 50 text messages... 342 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,894 ...with a generic "Happy New Year"... 343 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,559 ...from people who hit "send" to their address book. 344 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:12,856 Most of them I haven't heard from since last year. Call me back. 345 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,193 Oh, hey, hold the elevator. 346 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,704 - I'm going down. - Oh, wait, wait. 347 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,864 - Honestly-- - Me too. 348 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,206 Yeah, I tore down the decorations. 349 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,215 According to the lease agreement, you're not supposed to decorate the hallways. 350 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,210 Not my decorations. 351 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,024 - Yep. - No, no, no. This can't be happening. 352 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,238 I have somewhere that I need to be. 353 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:02,747 Hello? Hello? Hello? 354 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,033 - Wait, this thing is dead! - It doesn't work. 355 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,076 Well, call the super. 356 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,586 He doesn't work either. 357 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,379 - No reception. - Oh, no. 358 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,916 Oh, you're the new girl from 5B. 359 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,673 Why aren't you more panicked right now? 360 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,885 Oh, I don't know. I don't really have anywhere to be. 361 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:25,019 Hello? Hello, this is 5B! This is 5B! 362 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,020 I'm stuck in this elevator! 363 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,977 I'm gonna be late for work. 364 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,769 False alarm, dear ones. 365 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,156 - But everything's okay, right? Oh, everything looks very good. 366 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,658 Hmm... 367 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:47,242 We close both eyes so that we may see through the other. 368 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,676 Hmm. Labor could be any day now. 369 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,386 Any day? 370 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,053 Don't worry, I know you wanna have a very natural childbirth... 371 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,719 ...no epidural, no pitocin, we're gonna use the hypnobirthing techniques. 372 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,891 We were actually just kind of wondering if we could schedule a C-section. 373 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,105 Just, you know, kind of get this show on the road, am I right? 374 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,316 - Yeah. - Uh, we were thinking, um... 375 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,606 ...maybe tonight-ish. 376 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,116 Midnight-ish. Uh... 377 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,572 - Right? Griff, right? - Yeah. 378 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,454 We were both thinking that maybe tonight could work better. 379 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:28,867 - If we could do tonight that would be great. - Tonight? 380 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,580 Hmm. 381 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:36,458 You want me to come in on New Year's Eve at midnight and perform a C-section? 382 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,717 Is it New Year's? 383 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,470 - Oh, boy. Weird. It is. Yeah. 384 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,757 - I completely just forgot. - I did too. 385 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,891 - I think with all this. - Pregnancy brain. 386 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,475 We were never really New Year's people. We're more Memorial Day people. 387 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,355 Let me be clear. 388 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:56,352 I will not schedule a C-section just so you can win some money. 389 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,988 The couple who was in here before offered to split the winnings with me. 390 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,070 And of course I said no. 391 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,695 Frankly, I'm surprised that you would even suggest this, Tess. 392 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,832 What if we went 60-40? 393 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,081 - Seventy-thirty. - Yeah. 394 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,251 You are dangerously close to a rectal exam. 395 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,878 Oh, that's not good. 396 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,669 Mom, I wanna go to Times Square to watch the ball drop. 397 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:26,557 Well, I plan to avoid this entire section of the city tonight. 398 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,184 Well, I don't want you to stay. I want you to go home. 399 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,513 - Ouch. - There's this guy in my history class. 400 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,899 His name is Seth, and I've been hoping-- 401 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,903 I have this, like, sick dream that, you know, we'll get to hang out at midnight. 402 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,029 And then, of course, I'll come right home. 403 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,149 Honey, I'm sorry. 404 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:48,412 I'm just-- I'm not comfortable allowing you to stay in Times Square at night alone. 405 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,707 - Period. - End of discussion, got it. 406 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,867 Sorry. Come on. 407 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,958 - You know, I'm 15! - I know, Hailey. 408 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,543 This is not a training bra! 409 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,209 And this is not Girls Gone Wild! 410 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,422 My gosh. 411 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,552 Mom, you know, I'm an honors student, okay? 412 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:08,717 I don't drink or do drugs, and I'm trying really hard to be the perfect daughter. 413 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,977 - But it's like you don't trust me. - No, it's not you I don't trust. 414 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,980 Then who do you not trust, Mom? You don't trust the world? 415 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,642 Or is it just New York because it's a big scary city? 416 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,230 Have you ever been to Newark? 417 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,649 Look, Mom, the world doesn't scare me, okay? It's just getting good. 418 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,738 I wanna start living in it. 419 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,494 You used to. 420 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,075 Brady Finley in Times Square. 421 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:38,166 It's before noon and they're already predicting record-breaking crowds. 422 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,798 I'm with Miss Morgan. We're bringing the media to the roof. 423 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,419 Hey. You okay? 424 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,722 - Fine. - You're not afraid of heights, are you? 425 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,967 - A little. Let me be accurate. 426 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,761 You're afraid of heights and you run the ball drop? 427 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,272 Well, I think it's what makes Claire the best for this job. 428 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:01,110 - Let's do that thing we worked out. - Yeah, let's do that. 429 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,861 - Officer Nolan. - Yes, sir. 430 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:05,899 Be careful here. This is precious cargo, all right? 431 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,908 Make a hole, people. 432 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,204 - Oh. - Oh, are we all getting picked up? 433 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,956 - Sure. - No, no, no. 434 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,038 No, no, no. 435 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,586 Okay. 436 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,089 I'm okay. Ha-ha. 437 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,090 Okay. Where were we? 438 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,592 Uh-- Oh, the ball. 439 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,509 Since 1907 there's been a Times Square ball drop. 440 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,924 The first ball was made of wood and iron... 441 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,470 ...and had only 10025-watt light bulbs. 442 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,598 Okay. Let's light this baby up. 443 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,350 Ready? 444 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,359 On. Hey! 445 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,862 - It worked! - Beautiful. 446 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:50,784 Okay, so this evening we are gonna raise this ball to the very top of the pole... 447 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,992 ...where it will stay until 11:59. 448 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,532 And then the countdown begins. 449 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,870 Can you fix it? - No. And don't you want to know why? 450 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,791 Because the complicated machine behind me isn't called a fix truck. 451 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,049 It's called a tow truck. 452 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,963 That means I put the big hook under the broken car and take it anywhere you want. 453 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,927 - Which is where? - New York City. 454 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,466 No again. 455 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,886 Not today and not me. I've got big plans with my lady friend tonight. 456 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,645 Sign there. 457 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,398 Can you at least tow it to a mechanic nearby, please? 458 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,026 Nearest mechanic is 10 minutes away. 459 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,482 - Whatever, that's perfect. - Let me finish. 460 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:30,149 He's 10 minutes away, but he's closed today. Everyone's closed today. 461 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,818 I guess you know since you're dressed like Penn & Teller. 462 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,371 As far as the car goes, you're SOL... 463 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,373 ...which means "something out of luck," but I don't curse. 464 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:42,582 I can't be SOL. I've got a big speech at the company party tonight, okay? 465 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:43,836 This is very important. 466 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,215 - I've got something important too. - Like what? 467 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,836 Me and my girl are gonna crush a 12-pack and watch porn. 468 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,137 - Ms. Withers? - Oh. 469 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,606 Did you call in a delivery of something? 470 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,937 - Ingrid. - Ingrid. 471 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,478 And actually... 472 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,939 ...I'm your next job. 473 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,572 I bought you for the day. 474 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,154 Bought me for the day, huh? 475 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:17,197 Oh, Ms. Withers. I think I should be offended, but I'm just too intrigued. 476 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,784 My New Year's resolutions. 477 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,411 Mm-hm. 478 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,249 I just took care of the first one. 479 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,497 You quit your job? 480 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:31,840 - All right. - If you make these come true by midnight... 481 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,131 ...you get these. 482 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,640 For me? 483 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,516 Holy sh-- 484 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,400 Whoa. Whoa, okay. Put these down. Don't flash those around. 485 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,526 Everybody can see them. Seriously. 486 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,322 You called the right guy. I'm in. Let me see number two. 487 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,451 What is it? Whew. 488 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,660 "Go to Bali. Breakfast at Tiffany's." 489 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,118 You wanna save a life. 490 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,122 Are you kidding me? 491 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,083 Impossible. I don't understand what you're talking about. 492 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,920 I don't understand what you want me to do here. 493 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,335 Use your imagination. 494 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,845 We're gonna need a bigger boat. 495 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:25,188 You know, you don't have to sit like that. 496 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:28,317 You can put your legs around me, or you can hold onto me. 497 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,273 No, I'm okay. 498 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:31,816 All right. 499 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,195 Jensen, I'm here. 500 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,537 And I brought you some enchiladas. They're very spicy. 501 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:41,868 Thank you. 502 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,533 Listen, Ava, I was hoping maybe you could help me out. 503 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,828 What is it? Is it writer's block? 504 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,838 Because if it is, I've been jotting down these lyrics. 505 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,625 They're in Spanish now, but I can translate them. 506 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,170 Come, come. Come here. No, not like that. Really. Just-- 507 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,719 Help me convince Laura that I made a mistake. 508 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,509 - When? - It was last New Year's Eve. 509 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,269 What did you do to her? 510 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,226 Nothing. I asked her to marry me. 511 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,605 That's beautiful. 512 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,062 But then I got cold feet. I wasn't ready for it. 513 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,818 That's horrible. 514 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,025 You were the one who proposed. 515 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,111 In my country when a man gets down on one knee... 516 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,198 ...it's because he wants to get married or he's been shot. 517 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,372 Sometimes it's been because of both. 518 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,415 No, no. It's just that it all came at me too fast and I wasn't ready for it. 519 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:31,706 I had to go back on the road, and I just didn't wanna deal with it. 520 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:35,627 You should have talked to her. That's what women like. We like to talk. 521 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:39,092 I tried. I just can't get a word in edgewise between slaps. 522 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,095 Do you want to know what I think? 523 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,429 Well, I sure would. 524 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,306 Ay. Hi, Laura. 525 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,939 This is not what it looks like. No. 526 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,102 No? No. 527 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:58,900 It's not my ex-boyfriend telling our whole sad saga to my new sous-chef? 528 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,989 Yeah, pretty much that's what it is. 529 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,074 Uh-huh. 530 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,281 - Be strong. - Mm. 531 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,825 - Hold your ground. - Yes. 532 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:12,462 But don't look into his eyes because they're beautiful. He has, like, a blue... 533 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,715 Bye. 534 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,543 Truce? 535 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,717 Truce. 536 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,270 Breakfast at Tiffany's. 537 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,059 Done. 538 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,224 - Cheers. - Cheers. 539 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,320 Take a New York taxi ride with no traffic. 540 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,822 Done. 541 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,191 Did you hear the new record? 542 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,951 No. 543 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,865 Yeah. 544 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,666 What'd you think? 545 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:53,204 Ugh. You know, I wanted to hate it. I really did. But I loved it. 546 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,125 I thought it was great. 547 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,753 Except for the picture you chose for the cover. 548 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,092 It was a little too much bronzer. 549 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,757 Well, as always, I could've used your help. 550 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,395 I'm a little overwhelmed and frazzled by this job tonight... 551 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,431 ...so I apologize for slapping you. 552 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,723 The second time. 553 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,400 I'm sorry I ran, Laura. 554 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,323 Oh, Daniel. 555 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,534 You sprinted. 556 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,240 I mean-- 557 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,704 Laura, can I see you? 558 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,117 I gotta get back to work, focus on tonight. 559 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,705 What about tomorrow? 560 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,792 We're going back on tour and I'd love it if you'd come with me. 561 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,711 We could fix this. 562 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:41,673 Yeah, sure. I'll go pack a bag. Meet you at the bus? 563 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,170 Come on. 564 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:48,012 I can't go back on tour with you. I did your life. I have a life too. 565 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,560 You really don't get it, do you? 566 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,722 What's there to get? 567 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,728 I'm ready to commit. 568 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,484 I'm ready. 569 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,021 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 570 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,566 I'm ready to commit to what I really love: 571 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,200 My work. 572 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,286 I can't do this again with you, Daniel. 573 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,001 Nope. Still no reception. 574 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,257 So how can you have nowhere to be? 575 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:25,637 Isn't it obvious? New Year's is the worst night to go out. It's total amateur night. 576 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:29,925 People who don't drink or go nuts all year suddenly going all Kanye on you. 577 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,434 It's like a war zone. 578 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,062 Because they have something to be excited about. 579 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,394 I have something to be excited about. 580 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,934 Oh, oh, oh. 581 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,315 Who were you gonna kiss at midnight? 582 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:45,817 Oh. And then it's one big giant letdown. 583 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,950 See, that's the problem with New Year's. 584 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:52,660 Everybody builds up such high expectation that they're inevitably, utterly disappointed. 585 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,871 Hey, can you get through that ceiling hatch? 586 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,458 I am not Spider-Man. 587 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,918 Clearly. Clearly. 588 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,043 If I just climb right through there, get out that window. 589 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,632 And we're gonna be out of here. I am gonna do it. 590 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,556 Lift me up. Lift me up. I don't have all day. 591 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,391 There you go. - Oh. 592 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,767 It's a lock. 593 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,726 Oh, I have a nail file. I'll file it with my nail file. 594 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,356 I'll file through it. 595 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,810 Ugh. You're a groupie? 596 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,156 Put me down. 597 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,536 I got hats and horns and hazarai. I got streamers-- 598 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,823 - Hey, Marvin. Hi. Happy New Year. - Hey, Kim. 599 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,617 Mom, can I go tell my friends? Sure, yeah. 600 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,830 Go ahead. 601 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,995 So Hailey and I are having a party tonight. 602 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:41,538 Hey, wait up. 603 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:44,458 - Hey. Um... - Hey. 604 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,001 I can't come. 605 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,513 What? Hailey, what do you mean? Half the history class is going. 606 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,094 - I know. It's just my mom won't let me. - You serious? 607 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,555 I know. I sound like I'm 12, I know. 608 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,437 All right, where's your mom? Maybe I-- 609 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,644 - Hi. Hi, Mrs. Doyle. - Hi. 610 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,149 You look lovely today. 611 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:04,357 You seem like a nice boy. I'm just not comfortable with Hailey... 612 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,773 ...spending tonight in Times Square unsupervised. 613 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,488 Right. With all due respect... 614 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,529 ...supervision is for kids, you know? We're young adults. 615 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:17,036 Who are you calling? 616 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,166 - You're Rose Anderson's son, right? - Yeah. 617 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:22,250 Yeah, we serve together on your school's academic booster club. 618 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:27,338 Oh. You know, I think she left her cell phone at home. She gonna go out tonight. 619 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,219 - Oh. - Yeah. 620 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:30,841 Okay. 621 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,176 Happy New Year. 622 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,841 Yeah. Happy New Year. 623 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,092 You wanna say goodbye? 624 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,095 So? 625 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,229 Hailey, I tried. But she fights dirty. 626 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,900 Yeah, I know. Welcome to my life. 627 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:45,777 - Bye. - Bye. 628 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,985 Ladies, let's go. Yo. Ladies, let's roll out! 629 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,403 - Yeah! - Whoo! 630 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:17,054 What is this neighborhood? Is it safe? 631 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,810 Give it a chance. 632 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:22,347 That should be on your resolution list: "Give Paul a chance." 633 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,354 I don't like it here. 634 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,937 Maybe this is a really bad idea. I'll just give you the tickets. 635 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,357 Give Paul a chance 636 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,026 Just give me a chance and I'll show you 637 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,781 What I can do. 638 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:38,238 Ingrid Withers... 639 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,708 ...go to Bali. 640 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,223 It's Bali. 641 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,016 It's Brooklyn. 642 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:03,767 It's a spa. 643 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,002 Thank you. 644 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:30,048 I'm sorry. We really can't take you this early yet. 645 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:33,961 Dr. Morriset says that you're not ready. You'll have to come back in a few hours. 646 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,926 We may not have been ready, but now she's eating anchovies... 647 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,090 ...which the Internet claims induce labor. 648 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,759 If only you can keep it down. 649 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,929 Yeah, but it really doesn't go that fast. 650 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,234 - No. I can't do it. I can't do it. - Excuse me. 651 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,153 I'm sorry. 652 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,939 I tried. I can't do it anymore. 653 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,732 You need a breath mint. 654 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,360 Hey, Risa. So we are ready to check in now. 655 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,778 They're checking in? 656 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,869 Hey. Good to see you again. 657 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:10,630 You must be joking, because inside I'm laughing really, really hard. 658 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:15,177 You really think you can come into this at the last minute and steal our money? 659 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,004 I'm sorry, are you being serious? 660 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,682 You are even a bigger numbnuts than you look. 661 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,842 This little fish won't save you. 662 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,642 You probably don't even know that yams can kick-start labor. 663 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,227 Well, yeah, actually, we do. 664 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,359 In fact, at this moment, my wife is full of yams, but thank you. 665 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:32,940 Crammed with yams. 666 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,317 Snap. It doesn't. 667 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,110 It stops pre-term labor. 668 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:40,368 - Did he just snap me in a maternity ward? - Yes. 669 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,036 You're a really hostile guy. 670 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,080 Where do you work, the DMV? 671 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,832 No, I run a charm school. 672 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,710 Oh, yeah? Where's your charm school Guantanamo? 673 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,875 It's on 48th and Madison, you should come by. 674 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,382 Because you could really use some charm. 675 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,586 - He actually works at a charm school. - No way. 676 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,263 Ah. Prince of Charming. 677 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,892 Hello, vision in pink. 678 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,515 Can we check in now? 679 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,104 Well, actually, the ultrasound says it's a no. 680 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:15,146 She's not ready either, so you'll all have to come back later. 681 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:16,813 I'm sorry, James. 682 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,948 It's not your fault. 683 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,286 - I'm sorry too. Right. 684 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,618 - Also, it's on now, Prince Charming. Yeah. - You bet. 685 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,993 What are you doing, honey? 686 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:33,126 Oh, it's on. 687 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,548 - I'm sorry? - Oh, no. 688 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:36,754 What's on? 689 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,965 Oh, yeah, this? 690 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:42,005 - It's on. - Come on. Let's go, honey. 691 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,846 Nobody wins when pregnant women fight. Come on. Come on. 692 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,471 Something's on. Heh-heh. 693 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,978 I know you gave up your own plans tonight just to be with me 694 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:59,990 I can't become your everything, Mom. Please don't become a Piper's mom. 695 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:03,698 A what? "A Piper's mom"? 696 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,742 What, you mean like Joanna? 697 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,658 Yes, Piper's mom. She hides in the bushes every day... 698 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,668 ...just to make sure that Piper goes to school. It's nuts. 699 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,626 - Come on. I'm not that bad. - Mom, you've stopped trying. 700 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:19,167 You're being clingy and mean, because you don't have a man in your life. 701 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,007 You really gotta find somebody. 702 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,843 Look, Mom, you're a hot woman. 703 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,850 If you'd just, you know, lose the clogs, maybe? 704 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:34,775 I'm sorry, but I am trying. And I would like you to try. 705 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,856 Just have our New Year's party. 706 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,113 - And toot-toot, Happy New Year! - Okay. Mom! Mom! No more. 707 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,194 I'm over it. 708 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,618 I'm over it and I'm over you. 709 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:53,710 Why are we at the church? You were supposed to take me to the rental car shop! 710 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,870 Hey, James Bond, I need one more signature. 711 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,880 For what?! What am I even signing for? 712 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,542 So you can get your car back. Right there. Initials. 713 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,710 Keep the pen, it's got my name on it. 714 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,801 Didn't I tell you that all the rental places close at 3? 715 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,184 I've got you covered. There's your ride right there. Hey, Edwin. 716 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,015 Hey, Harley. Hey, Sam. 717 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,895 Hey, he's the pastor. 718 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,556 Yeah, that's right. It's the earmuffs. 719 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:18,151 - So my cousin here tells me you need a lift. - Cousin? 720 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:22,689 I'm taking my wife and kids to see the Radio City Rockettes. We do it every New Year's. 721 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,482 Ever seen the Rockettes? Tch-tch. 722 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,243 Happy to give you a lift. You want to pitch in for gas? 723 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,747 - Hell, yeah. I'll pay for all the gas. - Don't say "hell," he's a pastor. 724 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,327 Show him the book. 725 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,288 Give me my pen back. 726 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,832 I'll never understand people with hair. 727 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,667 Thank you, Harley. 728 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,341 There she is. 729 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,965 How much gas are we talking about? 730 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,051 What's your credit-card limit? 731 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,303 ICU, how can I help you? 732 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,560 Hi, Mr. Harris. 733 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,142 How you doing today? 734 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,352 Right. 735 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:02,237 You've been here for weeks. First no radiation, now no chemo. Why? 736 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:06,032 What's the difference, you know? Why delay the inevitable? I don't know. 737 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,867 When I was a photographer in Vietnam, I'd see death all the time. 738 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,658 Nothing prepared me for this. 739 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:18,457 I promise I'm gonna make you as comfortable as I can, okay? 740 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,376 Just get me to midnight and we're even. 741 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:22,586 Okay. 742 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,260 I'll be back. 743 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:36,392 Honey? I've been thinking. 744 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,306 Hailey? 745 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,735 I fought so hard for custody. 746 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,863 Hey, I got hats here! What do you need? Yo! Scarves, hats! 747 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,157 Happy New Year! Here, pick a hat. Go ahead. 748 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:57,291 Keep walking, then. Go ahead. 749 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,251 Marvin! - Kim! 750 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,960 -Hailey! -UP. 751 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,625 Oh, thanks. 752 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,344 Hey, yo. Happy New Year! 753 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:10,847 Poppers, streamers, horns! 754 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,527 Hailey! 755 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:41,786 Calling you. 756 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,756 Hey, it's Hailey. 757 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,047 Leave me a message and I'll try and get back to you. 758 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,277 I think she decided. 759 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,688 - You got a hat. - You got a dog. 760 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,277 Oh, it's a big responsibility. 761 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,534 Yeah, but you gotta give it a chance. Give it a chance, right? 762 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,242 We'll give him his shots. You can pick him up Monday. 763 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,077 Or you can wait and think about it. 764 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,417 No. 765 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:23,666 - I'm done waiting. - Yeah! 766 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:27,332 We're gonna make each other very happy. Aren't we? 767 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,091 What are we gonna name him? 768 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:32,463 Um... Something manly like Kong. 769 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,766 How about Mr. Snugglepuss? 770 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,052 "Snugglepuss"? You can decide on a name later. 771 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:42,188 Anyways, look what you just did. 772 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,225 Saved a life. Check. 773 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,144 Take a trip around the world. 774 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:51,030 It's a bit of a cheat. But check. 775 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:08,290 It's 6:00 here in Times Square. 776 00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:13,128 And now to host tonight's festivities, Mr. New Year's Eve himself: 777 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,511 Ryan Seacrest! 778 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,270 Thank you very much. 779 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,022 Hello, New York City! 780 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,811 I'm Ryan Seacrest. 781 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,899 Are you ready to see the Times Square ball being raised? 782 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:34,236 We've been joined by several members of the Times Square Alliance... 783 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,275 ...as they get ready for the ball drop. 784 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,412 I know you're nervous, but you have to look up, Jeffrey. 785 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,288 Here we go! 786 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,011 Uh-oh. 787 00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:08,934 That's not supposed to happen. 788 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,689 Sorry, friends, we have a bit of a hiccup here. 789 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,825 We'll just sort that out, no problem. 790 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,282 Stay with us, we'll be right back, okay? 791 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,573 We will have it up and running momentarily, right? 792 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,082 Yeah. it's-- There's-- 793 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:26,493 - Please? Please. - Yes. 794 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:30,163 I'm starting to feel a little bit of pressure. Pressure's not great to feel. 795 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:33,833 And it messes with my hair. And I need my hair to be up. Like the ball. 796 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:41,717 Go, guys, go. We gotta fix this by midnight. Go, go, go. 797 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,852 Whew. This would never have happened to Dick Clark. 798 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,563 - Can't you show me one special trick? - I'm not a magician. 799 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,562 - Okay? - Are you in the Secret Service, mister? 800 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:55,821 Duncan. 801 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,108 So, what's the speech about, Sam? 802 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,868 Like I said, I haven't even written it yet. 803 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:04,076 I guess I'm still looking for the inspiration. 804 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,079 What inspires you, Sam? 805 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,754 - Pizza. - Excellent. 806 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,585 Sweet. 807 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,253 Okay, thanks. 808 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,795 Welcome to the Queens Museum... 809 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:23,432 ...featuring the New York City miniatures depicting all five boroughs. 810 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:26,227 And now, the very best part: 811 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:29,434 Walk all five boroughs in one day. 812 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,855 Crossing that off the list. 813 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:40,483 Yo, Randy, I know you said you didn't wanna come out tonight, but listen. 814 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:44,279 I made a deal with this lady for four tickets to Ahern's VIP party. 815 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:47,073 I don't know what her deal is, man. She's just... 816 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,913 ...like, a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. You know? 817 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:53,797 Like a little bit pathetic. In, like, a cute way. 818 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,048 So, dude, please, please call me back, bro. 819 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:59,677 I need you. I need my wingman at this party. Hit me back, bro. 820 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,797 Okay. All right, next up... 821 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,512 ...is to be amazed. 822 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:07,722 Which is very vague. 823 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:11,685 I will be amazed if I can come up with something. But I will. 824 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,100 I don't wanna do this anymore. 825 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,227 What are you talking about? 826 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,693 I'm pathetic... 827 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:21,657 ...dude. 828 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,870 Hey. 829 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,867 Wait, where are you going? 830 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,751 Staten Island. 831 00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:39,501 - Miss Morgan, we're not sure what's wrong. - How long will it take to be sure? 832 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,049 I don't know. A couple minutes, a couple hours, maybe more. 833 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:46,261 We don't have a couple of hours. We only have midnight. 834 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,893 I have one job tonight. To make sure... 835 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:53,056 ...even if I have to do it with my own two hands, that ball descends at midnight. 836 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,644 You can't move midnight. 837 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:59,437 Why are you looking at your shoes? You're not telling me something. 838 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,526 What are you not telling me? 839 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,031 We need Kominsky. 840 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,368 The Kominsky? 841 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,627 Tess? 842 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:17,463 Tess? You in the bathroom? 843 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:21,967 What are you doing? 844 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,003 Yoga. It's supposed to help. 845 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:27,424 I'm no expert, but seems like that would send the baby in the wrong direction. 846 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,802 Let me help you. 847 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,766 Oh... 848 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,054 - Did you get it? - Yeah. 849 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:36,223 And I got a discount with my vet school ID. 850 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,609 You'll make such a good veterinarian someday. 851 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:41,520 Thanks. And if you were a horse, I'd know what to do. 852 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:45,362 Of course, if you were a horse, we'd never get invited to dinner parties... 853 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,777 -...and I'd be married to a horse. - Ha-ha-ha. 854 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,695 This smells awful. 855 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,368 - Drink it. - Mm-mm. 856 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,703 What? It's castor oil. 857 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,330 Mary Poppins swore by this. 858 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,042 Mary Poppins also danced with cartoon penguins. 859 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,547 You first. 860 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,249 You're a coward. 861 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,678 - Mm. Mm. - Hmm. I'm sensing a thumbs down. 862 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,714 Ugh. Mary Poppins sucks. 863 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,517 Well, you forgot about the spoonful of sugar. Ooh. 864 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,643 - What was that? - What was what? 865 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,520 Oh, my gosh. My water broke. 866 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:17,849 - All of it? -on. 867 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,316 Well, what do you think? 868 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,648 Well, that's too early. Can you turn it off? 869 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,812 - And how do you suggest I do that? - Yoga? 870 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:27,859 Get upside down. You can do a downward dog or an upward dog. Do one of the dogs. 871 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,369 - Okay, we need to pack! - We have packed. 872 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,075 - Okay, calm. - Taxi! 873 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:36,368 - I don't think we're gonna get one up here. - Right, we gotta go where the cars live. 874 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,707 - Pants, I need pants. - Okay. 875 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,085 These are your pants. 876 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,792 Give me the cute pink ones. 877 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,672 Don't throw them at me. 878 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,381 Okay, so I'll meet you there? 879 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,763 You should come with me. 880 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,099 - We should both go. - Oh... 881 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,356 Lady with a baby coming through. 882 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:01,358 Taxi! Pregnant! Taxi! 883 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:05,689 Okay. Want me to help? 884 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:09,825 Honey, I spent my whole life living in New York City. 885 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,986 I think I know how to get a taxicab. 886 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:14,655 - Yeah. - No! No! 887 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:18,034 Hah. Good job, homeboy. 888 00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,369 All right. Plan B. Hold this. 889 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,288 - Oh! 890 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,717 Be here now. 891 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,128 Taxi! 892 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,214 You're doing great, honey. 893 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,802 - You're doing great. - Oh! 894 00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:37,019 Can't we pedal faster? 895 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,644 - Hey, buddy, can you go a little faster? - This is my faster. 896 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,564 Haven't you been here all day? 897 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:48,698 - When do you go home? - Just before midnight. 898 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:49,982 Ah. 899 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:54,575 You know what, I don't care about all that hoopla and stuff anyway. 900 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:57,490 So no big plans? A party or...? 901 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:58,782 Nope. 902 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,793 No hot date? Pretty girl like you. 903 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,169 Well... 904 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,043 ...maybe. 905 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,837 But right now you're my hot date. 906 00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:11,132 - Why? - Pardon me? 907 00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:14,090 Why would you wanna be nice to me? 908 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,434 I'm an ass. 909 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,722 I spent my entire whole life being an ass. 910 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:24,813 And I don't know how to stop. 911 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,527 Well, you know what, Stan? 912 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:32,487 Maybe being an ass is the reason you've gotten every single thing you ever wanted. 913 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,572 Not everything. 914 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,366 I'm sorry I called you a groupie. 915 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:44,078 We're stuck in an elevator together. You're not gonna talk to me at all? 916 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,749 Fine. We can talk. 917 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:51,757 But as long as we're making assumptions about each other... 918 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,387 ...why don't I give it a shot? 919 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:58,510 You grew up in suburban fill-in-the-blank. 920 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,895 You went to la-di-da liberal-arts school. 921 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:03,473 You didn't have enough drive to get a real job... 922 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,516 ...and then you grew half a beard... 923 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:09,563 ...and moved to Manhattan on your grandmother's inheritance. 924 00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:13,983 And now you think that just because you moved somewhere that makes you cool... 925 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,447 ...but the truth is, is that it doesn't. Okay? 926 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:20,160 Because you're just some wannabe hipster who judges everything... 927 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,996 ...because you're too scared to take a chance on anything. 928 00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:27,789 And, you know, my guess is that this whole hatred for New Year's... 929 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,299 ...comes from some boring-as-hell prom queen... 930 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:35,384 ...who broke your heart on New Year's Eve in high school. So, what, am I close? 931 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,224 Suburban Maryland. 932 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,135 Tufts University. 933 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,721 And I am a comic-book artist. 934 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,140 You draw? 935 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,474 I illustrate. 936 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,903 And it was in college... 937 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,814 ...when she broke it. 938 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,779 And this beard took me like a year to grow. 939 00:53:58,277 --> 00:53:59,529 Cold coffee? 940 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:05,701 Last year there were so many speeches, I had to get outside. 941 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,836 So I actually went out and got a pizza. Heh. 942 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,830 Did anything else happen? 943 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:14,009 Oh, my. Something else did happen, didn't it? 944 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,551 - Yes. - Is it R-rated? 945 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,015 Dad. 946 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,642 - I met a woman... - Oh. 947 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:25,892 ...and she was extraordinary. 948 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,523 It's gonna have a goosebump ending. 949 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,526 Take your time telling it, because here comes the traffic. 950 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,610 Extraordinary build, huh? 951 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,280 I have to get to this party. 952 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:44,661 Welcome to the Brooklyn Museum and the Ahern party. Please pull right up, sir. 953 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:48,373 Put on 'em ball When they sleep at the Macy's 954 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:52,172 Penny. Penny. Just quick one picture. Right over here! 955 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:55,210 Tied over money like Seacrest Put it on my life, baby 956 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,843 I can make you feel right, baby 957 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,675 - Excuse me - Excuse me 958 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:02,387 But I might drink a little bit More than I should tonight 959 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,553 And I might take you home with me If! could tonight 960 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,312 You're an actress, right? 961 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:11,692 Yeah. I've played a nurse, a cop, a teacher. 962 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,228 How about playing a waitress and getting me a drink? 963 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:15,941 Go ahead. Scoot, scoot. 964 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,321 And now, your hostess... 965 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,483 ...the president of Ahern Records, Mrs. Rose Ahern. 966 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:24,076 Welcome to the Ahern Records Masked Ball. 967 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:28,288 What better way to end this year, both good and bad... 968 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,202 ...than with the very, very best... 969 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,839 ...and you all know exactly who I'm talking about. 970 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:39,383 So I'll simply say that coming up on this stage very soon... 971 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:44,267 ...one of the hottest names in the music industry: Jensen! 972 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,398 I went to Juilliard... 973 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,901 ...and I am a backup singer. 974 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:57,404 Not a back-of-the-tour-bus groupie. 975 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:02,447 - Randy, a.k.a. Mr. Moron. - Heh. 976 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,864 - How long you been a backup singer? - Too long. 977 00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:09,708 Oh, I just got hired for tonight... 978 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:14,464 ...but I was hoping that he would ask me to go on tour with him. But... 979 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,294 You could sing something for me. 980 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,709 Oh, no. Ha-ha-ha. No. 981 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:23,552 The only time that I do performances for audiences of one is when I'm in the shower. 982 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,809 - Well, you-- - Don't say anything. 983 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,647 Anxiety is now the prevailing mood here at One Times Square. 984 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,682 The ball is still in a state of stuck. 985 00:56:33,849 --> 00:56:37,945 --As officials await the arrival of electrical whiz Lester Kominsky. 986 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,484 Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish. I'm from Ohio. 987 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,659 - Your coffee. - Thank you. 988 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:52,998 The eagle has landed. - Kominsky's here. 989 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,835 Make a hole, people. Move. 990 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,090 Kominsky. 991 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,180 I'm Claire Morgan. 992 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:10,765 Oh, no. Kominsky. 993 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,101 - Kominsky's here, yes. - Yes. 994 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,062 Oh. Thank you so much for coming. 995 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,771 Yes, it's good. 996 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:22,281 - You fire me. - No, no. No, that was someone else. No. 997 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,779 So, what do you think it is? 998 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,740 - Short. - What's short? 999 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,449 A short in the ball. 1000 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:29,659 You got it. 1001 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,698 - Sounds pretty straightforward. - Mm-hm. 1002 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,208 Easy to fix. 1003 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,119 - Then you fix. - No. 1004 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,411 Not so easy. 1005 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,922 This ball has 3500 lighting clues. 1006 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,459 Cues. He means cues. 1007 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,219 You have to find the light that went out in over 3000? 1008 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:45,755 - Mm-hm. - Wh--? 1009 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:50,222 Have we not progressed past the Christmas lights that go out if there's one bad one? 1010 00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:54,355 My question also and then I get fired, so that's all. 1011 00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:56,561 Oh, wait. We need you. 1012 00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:59,480 I need you. 1013 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:07,697 Okay. Then I go visit my ball on the roof. And... 1014 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,699 These TV peoples here? 1015 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,655 - Yes. - Oh. 1016 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:12,869 Here. 1017 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:16,626 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1018 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:18,954 Good. Thank you. 1019 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,670 Please enjoy our New Year's Eve entertainment... 1020 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:26,133 ...as we go to Ginger Adams and some young revelers in the 54th Street pen. 1021 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:27,341 Ginger. 1022 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,848 This little boy is lost. Go with the nice lady. 1023 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:32,892 - What's your name? - Scott. I can't find my mom. 1024 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:35,145 Whoa! Who lost this kid? 1025 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,771 I did, I did. 1026 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,056 I'm coming, Mom. 1027 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,395 I got him. Take it easy. 1028 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:41,060 Be careful. Whoa, thattaboy. 1029 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,273 Watch it! 1030 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,904 Mom, look at me. 1031 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:45,439 I got him. I got him. 1032 00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,192 Hey, is she here? 1033 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:53,614 I haven't seen Piper's mom, but I know she's around here somewhere. 1034 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:58,119 - Who are you gonna kiss at midnight? - You, baby. 1035 00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,663 I'm flattered, but I'm also spoken for. 1036 00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:05,752 We now go live to New Year's headquarters for an update on the situation. 1037 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:13,808 Hello, I'm Claire Morgan of the Times Square Alliance... 1038 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:16,766 ...and, as you all can see... 1039 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,974 ...the ball has stopped halfway to its perch. 1040 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:24,236 It's suspended there to remind us... 1041 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:28,991 ...before we pop the champagne and celebrate the new year... 1042 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:33,829 ...to stop... 1043 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,995 ...and reflect on the year that has gone by. 1044 00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:43,880 To remember both our triumphs and our missteps. 1045 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:48,590 Our promises made and broken. 1046 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:54,016 The times we opened ourselves up to great adventures... 1047 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:59,188 ...or closed ourself down for fear of getting hurt. 1048 01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:03,017 Because that's What New Year's is all about. 1049 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:05,436 Getting another chance. 1050 01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,735 A chance to forgive. 1051 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:15,033 To do better, to do more, to give more, to love more. 1052 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:19,203 And to stop worrying about "what if"... 1053 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,869 ...and start embracing what will be. 1054 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:26,544 So when that ball drops at midnight... 1055 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,917 ...and it will drop... 1056 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:32,588 ...let's remember to be nice to each other. 1057 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,844 Kind to each other. 1058 01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:40,600 And not just tonight, but all year long. 1059 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:44,892 Thank you. 1060 01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:58,660 I want to hear the rest of your story. 1061 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,122 We talked for... It felt like hours. 1062 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,578 - You boink her? Dad. 1063 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:08,374 - You're talking to a man in a tuxedo. - I can't talk like that in front of a lady. 1064 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:11,259 - He's a gentleman. - We talked, all right? 1065 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:15,969 I went on and on about the business and how our stock had just gone public. 1066 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:18,680 She stops me, she puts her hand over mine and she says: 1067 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:20,890 "That's all great, but how's your heart?" 1068 01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:24,560 "How's your he--?" Who says that? 1069 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:28,068 - I mean, I never met anyone that said that-- - Please. Please. 1070 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,523 Did you at least kiss her? 1071 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,154 Yes. At midnight. 1072 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,819 And that's it? 1073 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:37,987 Well, I went to the restroom a little bit later and when I came back... 1074 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,621 -...she was gone. - Oh. 1075 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,866 - She left something on the table. - Naked picture? 1076 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,125 Let me see. 1077 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:49,214 Read it out loud, Maude. 1078 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,087 "Things are complicated. 1079 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,628 If you're still thinking about me in a year... 1080 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,468 ...meet me back here at La Gambina Trattoria... 1081 01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,976 -...at midnight next New Year's Eve." - Midnight next New Year's Eve. 1082 01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,602 You memorized it.