1 00:00:30,807 --> 00:00:35,101 A million and a half people ride the El trains every day. 2 00:00:35,185 --> 00:00:40,061 Over 20 years. l've written wills for about 8.000 of 'em. 3 00:00:41,066 --> 00:00:44,185 l've sat with 'em as they've combed through their assets. 4 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:47,563 figured out which kid gets the painting over the fireplace. 5 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:51,523 which one gets the antique spoon collection. 6 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:57,822 Last thanks. parting shots. confessions... People try to fit it all in. 7 00:01:00,168 --> 00:01:04,247 And once l've finished. another life has been summed up - 8 00:01:04,337 --> 00:01:08,003 assets and debts tallied. then zeroed out. 9 00:01:08,091 --> 00:01:11,425 You initial here and there. you sign at the bottom. 10 00:01:11,511 --> 00:01:15,343 Then. if you're like most clients. you look up. smile. 11 00:01:15,432 --> 00:01:20,852 and you ask the question l've heard for 20 years: ''ls that it. then?'' 12 00:01:21,728 --> 00:01:27,517 ''That's it for the paperwork.'' l tell 'em. ''The rest is up to you.'' 13 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:34,570 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you 14 00:01:34,657 --> 00:01:41,823 Happy birthday. dear Dad Happy birthday to you 15 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:43,574 Wow. Beautiful. 16 00:01:43,665 --> 00:01:45,872 All right. make a wish. 17 00:01:49,046 --> 00:01:50,954 Sorry. l just have to take this call. 18 00:01:51,047 --> 00:01:53,799 - Did you win? - ''Take this call''? 19 00:01:53,883 --> 00:01:58,130 - She's 1 4. How can she be ''taking calls''? - Jen. not now. Now's not the time. 20 00:01:58,221 --> 00:02:00,972 Remind me. why was it we agreed to give her the phone? 21 00:02:01,056 --> 00:02:03,132 - Emergencies. - Which this is. by the way. 22 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:05,135 Serious problem over there. 23 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,101 Get off. Jen. Now. please. Come on. 24 00:02:07,187 --> 00:02:08,930 - All right. - Come on. get off. 25 00:02:09,023 --> 00:02:13,851 Yeah. my dad's just gonna blow out about a million candles. Bye. 26 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:17,442 All right. everyone. are we all happy now? 27 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,070 Thank you. Thank you. 28 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,577 Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. 29 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,586 - Sorry about the bathrobe. - What do you mean? 30 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:35,623 l just had such a hard time getting you a present. 31 00:02:35,714 --> 00:02:36,877 l love this bathrobe. 32 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:40,169 l think the problem is that you never really want anything. 33 00:02:40,259 --> 00:02:41,671 - That's not true. - That's true. 34 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:44,512 - Tell me one thing that you really want. - What you gave me tonight. 35 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,514 Evan coming home. everyone's at dinner. that cake you make... 36 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:51,893 Tell me one thing that you want that comes in a box. 37 00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:55,978 l rest my case. 38 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:11,496 Yes. That's it. That's it. That's what we needed. 39 00:03:16,377 --> 00:03:19,211 Good night. Mary. l left the Anderson will on your desk. 40 00:03:19,295 --> 00:03:21,287 Night. Bill. 41 00:03:49,991 --> 00:03:52,661 Next stop. Sedgwick. 42 00:03:53,409 --> 00:03:55,534 Hello. l'm home. 43 00:04:03,378 --> 00:04:05,537 There's a female bonding ritual going on in the den. 44 00:04:05,631 --> 00:04:07,255 - l know. - What are they doing in there? 45 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:10,708 Tattooing ''l love Satan'' on their foreheads. piercing their bellybuttons. stuff like that. 46 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:14,502 - Great. What did you say about that? - l said. ''Don't get any blood on the couch.'' 47 00:04:14,597 --> 00:04:17,597 l worry about Jenna. She's too beautiful. That's your fault. 48 00:04:17,683 --> 00:04:19,225 - Here. sign this. - What is it? 49 00:04:19,308 --> 00:04:21,468 - lt's your mom's birthday card. - Oh. God. thank you. 50 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,267 - How was your workout? - Same. How are you? 51 00:04:24,357 --> 00:04:27,937 Fine. You know. ordering the spring line at the store. yada-yada. 52 00:04:28,025 --> 00:04:31,441 - l've got to get going. - l thought you just got here. 53 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,936 Yeah. but it's the fundraiser at Jen's school. 54 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:36,782 So your dinner's in the oven and the girls have already eaten. 55 00:04:36,866 --> 00:04:40,450 Can we go see a movie sometime? 56 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:45,412 Yeah. Or at least we could look at the ads in the paper together. 57 00:04:48,544 --> 00:04:50,752 How are you doing? 58 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,831 Fine. 59 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:58,168 Check on them now and then. OK? 60 00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:00,420 Don't wait up. 61 00:05:06,645 --> 00:05:08,802 Get out of here. Dad. 62 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:28,838 Bev? lt's not true that l don't want anything. 63 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:36,467 Bev? 64 00:07:06,671 --> 00:07:09,341 Doors open on the right. 65 00:07:18,057 --> 00:07:20,762 - Doors closing. Next stop. Sedgwick. - Excuse me. 66 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:35,562 Oh. my God. What are you doing? What are you doing? 67 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:42,783 You know what? l'm gonna just go up. 68 00:07:47,084 --> 00:07:48,791 Oh. my God. 69 00:07:54,924 --> 00:07:57,379 That was a great class. 70 00:08:01,847 --> 00:08:03,840 Come on. 71 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:06,597 - Are we goin' up. or what? - l'm just trying to... 72 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,595 Here. 73 00:08:09,313 --> 00:08:11,223 - OK. don't do that. - Do what? 74 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:14,683 Stand there looking dumb. lt's just not cute in a guy your age. 75 00:08:14,776 --> 00:08:16,935 Be a doll and help me carry my clothes. 76 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:20,279 Come on. And stop lookin' at my ass. 77 00:08:20,656 --> 00:08:22,733 l'll try. 78 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:26,783 T-A-N-G-O... 79 00:08:27,246 --> 00:08:30,580 T-A-N-G-O... 80 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,621 T-A-N-G... 81 00:08:34,753 --> 00:08:37,589 l found him at the bottom of the stairs. 82 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,961 Paulina. could you help? 83 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:43,293 Excuse me. 84 00:08:49,725 --> 00:08:51,765 May l help you? 85 00:08:52,977 --> 00:08:55,102 The sign said ''Feel free to watch.'' 86 00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:57,561 Are you here for lessons? 87 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,852 Yes. 88 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:03,567 - Mr...? - Clark. 89 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:07,031 Are you registering as a couple or as a single? 90 00:09:07,116 --> 00:09:09,654 Single. l mean. not that l'm... 91 00:09:12,539 --> 00:09:14,779 Single. Yeah. just me. 92 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:21,919 Single privates are $45 an hour. lf you buy six at a time. the price per class drops $5. 93 00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:25,836 - Have you ever danced before? - No. No. But l'm a fast learner. 94 00:09:25,925 --> 00:09:28,047 We're starting a new intro ballroom series for singles. 95 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:31,136 l recommend that beginners start with that. There's still room in the class. 96 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:34,970 lt meets every Wednesday at 7.30. for eight weeks. 97 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:37,098 All right. 98 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:41,145 Right. Wednesdays. 7.30. Great. 99 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,728 Great. Well... 100 00:09:45,025 --> 00:09:48,394 - l'll come back then. Thank you. - Mr Clark? 101 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:52,567 Where are you going? The class starts tonight. 102 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,283 Tonight? 103 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:57,072 Right. yeah. Wednesday. 7.30. 104 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,199 You can wait over there. We'll begin shortly. 105 00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:04,659 OK... 106 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:25,263 Hey. l'm Vern. 107 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:26,897 John. 108 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:33,141 - You beginning ballroom? - Yeah. looks that way. Yeah. 109 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:35,562 - Chic. Hey. - Hey. 110 00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:46,530 So. you dance much? 111 00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:52,034 High-school prom. ''Stairway to Heaven.'' 112 00:10:53,256 --> 00:10:56,839 - You? - Not even a prom. l didn't go. 113 00:10:56,926 --> 00:11:02,964 Anybody see any girls? l mean. l'm here for the babes. right. 114 00:11:03,057 --> 00:11:05,428 l mean. it can't be just us. can it? 115 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:11,891 Guys dancin' with guys ain't my kinda thing. you know? No offence. sir. 116 00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,391 None taken. 117 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:22,316 Hi. 118 00:11:22,908 --> 00:11:27,404 See the slinky one with the eyebrows? That's me - if you don't mind. 119 00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:29,736 l know you won't mind. 120 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:33,621 - Be my guest. - All right. 121 00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,955 Work the goods. 122 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,880 Yeah. Here they come. Come to Papa. 123 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,044 Here they... 124 00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:47,759 Ouch. 125 00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:51,513 Memories of high school. huh. boys? 126 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:16,120 Good evening. gentlemen. and welcome to the beginner's ballroom class. 127 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:19,825 My name is Miss Mitzi. l am the owner of this dancing establishment. 128 00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:22,955 and l am going to be your teacher. Disappointed that l'm older? 129 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:25,371 Yes. l mean. no. l mean... 130 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:27,754 You look experienced. 131 00:12:27,842 --> 00:12:32,385 Forward. side. closed... Back. side. close. 132 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:37,090 Very good. Chic. ls it ''Chick''. or ''Sheek''? 133 00:12:37,185 --> 00:12:39,142 - Whoa. ''Chick.'' - ''Chick.'' 134 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:40,604 - Yes. Very good. - Easy. 135 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:43,096 Remember to use the balls of your feet. 136 00:12:43,191 --> 00:12:45,230 Wait a minute. Vern. Where is your right foot? 137 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,566 - lt's right back there. See? - Yes. l know. lt hasn't moved. has it? 138 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:49,851 Not yet. 139 00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:51,939 - Well. now would be a good time. - OK. 140 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,438 - OK? Close. - Close... 141 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,775 Excellent. Very good. 142 00:12:56,869 --> 00:13:02,244 All right. Forward. side. close. Back. side. close. 143 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,003 One. two. three. rise. 144 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,790 - What's up? - You guys saw that? 145 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,833 Excellent. gentlemen. Excellent. 146 00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:16,552 Keep your sticks up. Promenade. 147 00:13:16,638 --> 00:13:19,805 - And... - Counter-promenade. 148 00:13:19,891 --> 00:13:21,848 Let me see what you're doing. 149 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,556 - Miss Mitzi. l'm sorry. Sorry. - God. Jesus. 150 00:13:24,645 --> 00:13:26,555 - l said l'm sorry. - Put the stick down. 151 00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:29,851 We're not gonna play with these sticks any more if you boys won't behave. 152 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,108 A little faster this time. And... 153 00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:37,062 Heel. toe. toe-toe. toe. heel. toe-toe. 154 00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:39,944 Excuse me. When we go forward. is it heel-toe or toe... 155 00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:42,240 lt's forward. heel. toe. toe-... 156 00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:44,949 So it's back... Whoa... 157 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:57,250 Harder than it looks. isn't it. gentlemen? 158 00:13:57,343 --> 00:14:00,378 Well. you've all done very very well for your first lesson. 159 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,012 And before you leave tonight. 160 00:14:02,097 --> 00:14:06,141 l'm gonna give you a little incentive to keep on dancing. 161 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:07,600 Paulina? 162 00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:11,979 Would you and Francesco mind giving our new students a little demonstration? 163 00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:14,140 Certainly. Miss Mitzi. 164 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:16,390 Daphne? 165 00:15:25,672 --> 00:15:27,466 Thank you. Paulina. 166 00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:36,713 That was beautiful. 167 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,096 - You all right? - Yeah. l'm good. 168 00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:44,560 Guys. wait up. l'm comin'. 169 00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:48,397 - Great. How lucky for us. - Where are we goin'? 170 00:15:48,485 --> 00:15:50,443 - Somewhere close. - Yeah. l haven't got long. 171 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,024 Anyway. you guys. don't go to Jim's. 172 00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,486 They got a bad roach problem there around the corner. 173 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:57,990 You're gonna go anywhere after class. you come here. OK? Thank you. 174 00:15:58,078 --> 00:15:59,739 Why'd you guys decide to take dance. anyway? 175 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,368 - l'm gettin' married in September. - Nice. 176 00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:05,079 Yeah. My bride said she'd like to see me lose a few pounds. 177 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:08,584 She thinks the dancing will help. l said it won't. 178 00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:12,040 - l think you'll win that argument. - l'm taking classes to impress the ladies. 179 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,925 You know what they say about guys who can dance. right? 180 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,919 - That they're great in bed. - Yeah. baby. 181 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:19,462 - Where do you get that stupid crap? - Everywhere. What do you think? 182 00:16:19,556 --> 00:16:23,091 Everybody knows a guy who can move on the dance floor can move in the sack. 183 00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:26,802 Most guys. they can't dance at all. Guys who can. they get their pick of the litter. 184 00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:29,434 That's why. when l'm done with this class. babes will drop at my feet. 185 00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:31,563 They're gonna be droppin' dead at your feet. 186 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:35,898 When you took your shoes off in class today. l had to run to the window for air. 187 00:16:35,988 --> 00:16:38,906 What kind of person says something like that to somebody they don't even know? 188 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:40,698 Man. l'm doin' you a favour. 189 00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:43,571 l'm telling you something obnoxious about yourself that you might not be aware of. 190 00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:46,070 lf there's something obnoxious about me that you don't think l'm aware of. 191 00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:50,031 y'all should feel free to say something about it to me. 192 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,958 Shooting fish in a barrel. 193 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,963 - Where are all the ladies. anyways? - l don't know what l'm talking about. 194 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,799 The ladies. they all go and take the classes down at Doctor Dance - 195 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:03,048 that's. like. the hip place to go downtown. Ditzy Mitzi's is only hangin' on by a thread. 196 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:06,804 Only reason l go there is she lets me rehearse whenever l want for free. 197 00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:10,141 l'm gonna compete in the Chicago Taittinger Trophy. 198 00:17:10,227 --> 00:17:12,636 Soon as l find a partner. 199 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,645 So. that leaves you. 200 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,478 Leaves me? How? What? 201 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,820 Leaves you as the only one here who hasn't said why he's dancing yet. 202 00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:25,907 Well. l'm dancing for exercise. like Vern. 203 00:17:25,992 --> 00:17:27,072 Bull. 204 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,996 Because l'm lousy in bed. like Chic. There. l've said it. 205 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,828 - That is bull. l didn't say l was bad in bed. - You didn't have to. 206 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,910 Come on. why? 207 00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:39,456 ls there any pepper here? Could l have some? 208 00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,918 That's what l thought. 209 00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:44,498 She was a Blackpool finalist. you know. 210 00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:45,589 Who? 211 00:17:45,678 --> 00:17:48,512 The princess. The other teacher. Paulina. 212 00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,719 What's Blackpool? 213 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:53,049 Every year. all the best dancers from all over the world 214 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:57,092 go to England to compete there. She was there last year with her partner - 215 00:17:57,188 --> 00:18:00,023 who they say was much more to her than just her partner. 216 00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:02,775 Anyway. he dumped her. That's the only reason she came back here to teach - 217 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,936 mad at the world. boo-hoo-hoo and all that. 218 00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:06,440 - Why'd he dump her? - Yeah. 219 00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:11,238 How the hell should l know? God. they say women gossip. Golly. 220 00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:37,513 Hello? l'm home. 221 00:18:55,909 --> 00:19:00,238 Great. Great. Vern. Slow. The mambo is slow. 222 00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:02,072 Slide that hand one inch south of the equator 223 00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,702 and l will bust you on your ass. twinkle-toes. 224 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:09,786 Let's get something straight. l don't like the tropics any more than you do. OK? 225 00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:27,434 Five. six. seven. eight... 226 00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:30,807 Arms. And basic. And cross over. 227 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,061 Right. 228 00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,688 One more time. and walk around. 229 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:39,608 - And basic. - Watch out. 230 00:19:39,699 --> 00:19:41,858 And big ending. 231 00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:52,997 Look at you. John. 232 00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:05,298 - That was pretty good. - You were really good. 233 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,162 l'm sorry l'm late. l'm gonna go up and change. 234 00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,244 Right. 235 00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:42,084 - Dad work late tonight? - Yeah. looks that way. 236 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:47,005 Guess whatever he's working on. he must like it. 237 00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:51,092 - Why do you say that? - He seems happier lately. 238 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,677 Does he? 239 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:03,765 l called the Halston people in New York. 240 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:07,394 We're gonna have trouble getting more stock in. Everything's on back-order. 241 00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:10,940 Look. Carolyn. l'm gonna need you to go to New York and sweet-talk them. 242 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:13,525 - Can you leave tomorrow? - No. 243 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,659 Why not? 244 00:21:15,746 --> 00:21:18,663 My husband is having an affair. 245 00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:23,994 How do you know that? 246 00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:26,838 l picked up the receiver last night to phone a friend. 247 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:32,046 not knowing that Greg was already on the other line in the den. 248 00:21:32,135 --> 00:21:34,176 He was whispering. 249 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:36,924 What was he whispering? 250 00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:39,091 l don't know. 251 00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:42,719 l was so scared l hung up before l could hear anything. 252 00:21:42,813 --> 00:21:46,726 Well. there's lots of other reasons why he could be whispering. 253 00:21:46,816 --> 00:21:51,230 l mean. maybe he didn't wanna wake up the kids. Huh? 254 00:21:51,321 --> 00:21:56,944 Or he could be planning a surprise for you. l mean. your birthday's coming up. isn't it? 255 00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:01,745 ln two weeks. 256 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,869 That's it. 257 00:22:11,673 --> 00:22:15,966 Take a breath. go get yourself a brownie in the kitchen. just chill. lt's gonna be fine. 258 00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:18,043 OK. 259 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,011 You silly goose. you. 260 00:22:26,062 --> 00:22:28,682 She'll be divorced by Easter. 261 00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:42,734 Come on. John. Join the warm-up. 262 00:23:22,989 --> 00:23:25,989 - Jesus. l'm sorry. - Watch your floorcraft. spasmo. 263 00:23:26,075 --> 00:23:29,526 What. you think you own this floor? l'll have a bruise the size of Texas tomorrow. 264 00:23:29,619 --> 00:23:32,075 - Go away. - Go away? You go away. 265 00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:35,034 Take your stupid music with you. l can't dance to that crap. 266 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:38,327 You just gonna stand there and let that fat cow insult you? 267 00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:43,377 - l'm sorry. what did you say? - Nothing. She didn't say anything. 268 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,928 Sorry. These are the teeth l wear for the Latin. 269 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,937 lt gets your smile out there. Just a little bit bigger smile. 270 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,857 Bam. Gets the judges right in the eye. catches the light. 271 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,566 And then the make-up - you know the make-up. 272 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,688 ''Swish-butt''. ''Fancy pants''. ''Pinky boy''... 273 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,983 All these names. all these names l've been called ever since l was eight years old 274 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:14,159 and dancing around to my mother's rumba records. 275 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,996 You know what the worst of it is? Huh? 276 00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:22,370 l'm not gay. Can you imagine how much easier my life would be if l were? 277 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,535 l mean. a straight man who likes to dance around in sequins 278 00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:27,333 walks a very lonely road. l got news for you. 279 00:24:27,423 --> 00:24:29,331 Look. you're not gonna tell anybody in the office. are you? 280 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:32,876 No. no. no. l wouldn't do that. Look. l'm in the same boat. aren't l? 281 00:24:32,969 --> 00:24:34,547 No. you're not. You're not. 282 00:24:34,638 --> 00:24:37,212 - Why not? - Because people like you. 283 00:24:37,308 --> 00:24:38,966 You know what l mean? You're charming. 284 00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:43,139 l'm Linky Link. They would crucify me if they found out. 285 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:46,644 l'm the sports trivia king. l'm the super sports fan. you know? 286 00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:49,898 - You don't like football? - l... You know. 287 00:24:49,985 --> 00:24:53,021 Run three yards. fall down. pile up. Run three yards. fall down. pile up. 288 00:24:53,113 --> 00:24:56,529 l mean. you know. four months of that. l'm ready to put a gun to my head. 289 00:24:56,616 --> 00:24:59,783 - Fooled me. - l know. l fooled everybody. 290 00:24:59,869 --> 00:25:01,696 You know what my dream is? 291 00:25:01,788 --> 00:25:03,615 What? 292 00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:10,288 My dream is to be able to dance free and proud. 293 00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:13,463 Under my own name. For all the world to see. 294 00:25:13,549 --> 00:25:15,754 That's my dream. 295 00:25:15,841 --> 00:25:17,634 Did l get it all? 296 00:25:23,642 --> 00:25:24,886 Andy. it's Bev. 297 00:25:24,976 --> 00:25:28,261 Look. l'm sorry to call you so late. l was just trying to find John. 298 00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:33,977 Called the office at six and Betsy said that he'd left for the day. and l was just... 299 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,483 You got home by five? How did you manage that. you lucky dog? 300 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,773 There's the door. OK. See you. Bye. 301 00:25:40,866 --> 00:25:42,573 Sorry l'm late. l got hung up at the office. 302 00:25:42,659 --> 00:25:45,445 l wish you'd call. cos we were looking all over for your car keys forever... 303 00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:48,407 - l thought you were shopping with Jenna. - That was weeks ago. 304 00:25:48,498 --> 00:25:51,332 l called the office and Betsy said you left for the day at six. 305 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,823 Yeah. l did - for a sandwich. Then l came back. 306 00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:56,456 Well. l called your private line a few times. nobody picked up. 307 00:25:56,546 --> 00:25:59,002 That's because l wasn't working in my office. l was in Andy's. 308 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,466 How is Andy? 309 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:04,797 We're working on a really big estate plan together. 310 00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:07,259 - So he was there? - What? 311 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,973 Was Andy there? 312 00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,801 Why are you asking me all these questions? 313 00:26:10,892 --> 00:26:12,802 l don't know. 314 00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:18,149 Anyway. l stopped off for a bite on the way home with Link Peterson. 315 00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:20,807 Remember him? lnteresting guy. 316 00:26:21,485 --> 00:26:24,190 Not what you'd think. 317 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,687 - How was your day? - Great. 318 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:37,866 One. two. three. four... 319 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:41,540 One. two. three... 320 00:26:58,311 --> 00:26:59,771 Mom? 321 00:27:00,438 --> 00:27:02,765 Dad's acting weird. 322 00:27:10,573 --> 00:27:15,779 They met five years ago in a chat room for gardeners. 323 00:27:18,163 --> 00:27:20,451 He says they're in love. 324 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,496 He's moving out Saturday. 325 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:26,585 He'll be back. He loves those kids. 326 00:27:26,671 --> 00:27:28,711 l thought we were happy. 327 00:27:28,798 --> 00:27:31,087 He seemed happy to me. 328 00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:34,793 l didn't know anything. 329 00:27:36,638 --> 00:27:38,298 l didn't know. 330 00:27:49,193 --> 00:27:51,231 Hi. 331 00:27:51,318 --> 00:27:56,360 l give free consultations during my lunch hour. 332 00:27:56,449 --> 00:27:58,820 You sure you don't wanna come in? 333 00:27:59,701 --> 00:28:01,528 So he comes home late on Wednesdays. 334 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,577 and when he comes home his shirts smell like perfume. 335 00:28:03,664 --> 00:28:06,914 He's been seen making strange body movements and you feel he has a secret. 336 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:09,573 - That's correct. - Ever think about just asking him? 337 00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:13,203 - Yes. l've thought about it... - Mrs. Clark... 338 00:28:13,296 --> 00:28:17,591 things happen in long marriages. To the best of people. 339 00:28:17,677 --> 00:28:20,593 And sometimes the thing that happens doesn't mean anything. 340 00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:23,550 Doesn't need an investigator. just needs somebody to look the other way for a while. 341 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:28,183 My husband is a serious man. Mr Devine. lf he's having an affair. it is not casual. 342 00:28:28,269 --> 00:28:30,974 ln which case. the sooner l know. the better. 343 00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:36,432 All right. Give me a moment while l call in my associate. Mr Harcourt. 344 00:28:36,527 --> 00:28:38,520 Scottie. 345 00:28:39,905 --> 00:28:41,649 Scottie Harcourt. this is Mrs. Clark. 346 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:44,113 She suspects her husband's up to no good. 347 00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:48,530 ''To catch a husband is an art. To hold him is a job.'' 348 00:28:48,622 --> 00:28:52,120 Simone de Beauvoir said that. lt's very nice to meet you. Mrs. Clark. 349 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,158 Same here. 350 00:28:53,252 --> 00:28:56,252 l think we can start this investigation without too much cost to Mrs. Clark. 351 00:28:56,338 --> 00:29:01,461 Yes. Follow that husband around for a few days. take some pictures. see what's up. 352 00:29:01,551 --> 00:29:03,293 But l have to warn you. if it goes to trial it's gonna be... 353 00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:05,591 Trial? 354 00:29:06,889 --> 00:29:09,344 ln the event of a divorce. 355 00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:11,223 But we don't know if he's having an affair. 356 00:29:11,309 --> 00:29:16,552 l mean. he could just be involved with. l don't know. 357 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:20,478 people who get together to invest things. 358 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:26,356 and the place that they invest things is filled with potpourri. 359 00:29:26,448 --> 00:29:31,572 and that's why his shirts smell so sweet when he comes home. lt's possible. 360 00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:33,951 Yeah. it's possible. lt's possible. 361 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:38,664 lt's possible we could find your husband neck-deep in potpourri. investing things. 362 00:29:38,751 --> 00:29:40,743 Not likely. 363 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,413 Look. this is what we'll do. 364 00:29:49,761 --> 00:29:52,050 We start out gently. 365 00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:58,510 We look for the potpourri. 366 00:29:58,603 --> 00:30:04,107 And if we find it. and it smells like flowers. then 2.000 ought to cover my time. 367 00:30:04,192 --> 00:30:08,485 But if we find the potpourri and there's something big and stinky in the pot. 368 00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:12,021 then you and l renegotiate. OK? That sound good? 369 00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:14,108 OK. 370 00:30:19,955 --> 00:30:21,783 - Hey. - Hi. 371 00:30:21,874 --> 00:30:24,115 - How you doin'? - Good. 372 00:30:26,338 --> 00:30:29,207 - l can tell. you know. - Tell what? 373 00:30:29,298 --> 00:30:32,050 That you've been dancing. Your posture. it's a dead giveaway. 374 00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:34,291 - You're kidding. - No. 375 00:30:36,304 --> 00:30:38,925 - How much you been practising. anyway? - Just in class. 376 00:30:39,015 --> 00:30:42,929 No. Should be five to one. Five-to-one ratio. 377 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:46,886 Five hours of practice for every one hour of class. 378 00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:52,561 Doctor Dance has an open dance party every Thursday. 379 00:30:52,653 --> 00:30:56,068 Anybody can go and practice. Even you. 380 00:30:57,657 --> 00:30:59,864 Ballroom is all or nothing. John. 381 00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:02,655 l'm draggin' your ass out of class and onto a real dance floor. 382 00:31:02,745 --> 00:31:05,663 We'll go straight there after work. 383 00:31:05,748 --> 00:31:08,037 - Link? - Yeah? 384 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,532 Can you really tell? 385 00:31:10,627 --> 00:31:12,335 Yeah. 386 00:31:34,357 --> 00:31:36,515 Having fun? 387 00:31:36,609 --> 00:31:40,109 - What are you doing here? - Spying. 388 00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:09,593 Excuse me. we were dancing together. 389 00:32:09,682 --> 00:32:12,433 Dude. she does not wanna dance with you. Now back off. 390 00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:14,390 You know. l... 391 00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:22,938 Link always insists on dancing with the youngest girls. 392 00:32:23,027 --> 00:32:28,319 l've never seen him with his perfect partner. Not that those are easy to find. 393 00:32:28,408 --> 00:32:30,317 Have you ever found one? 394 00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:35,320 Once. He was my dancing partner for 1 5 years. 395 00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:38,249 - We were husband and wife for 1 4. - Wow. 396 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:42,995 Yeah. He was my perfect partner. Doesn't happen twice in a lifetime. 397 00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:46,042 l'm lucky it even happened once. 398 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:51,754 At last. a song l know. l love this song. 399 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:59,302 Shall wwe still be together With our arms around each other 400 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:03,605 And shall you be my neww romance? 401 00:33:03,689 --> 00:33:08,268 On the clear understanding that this kind of thing can happen 402 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:12,607 Shall wwe dance. shall wwe dance. shall wwe dance? 403 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:17,197 lt's The king and i. Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr. Do you remember that? 404 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,536 They held hands like this. Come on. John. let's try it. 405 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:23,244 - No. No. no. no. l can't. No way. l can't. - Why not? 406 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:28,374 - John. come on. Come on. - l don't... No. l don't want to... 407 00:33:35,261 --> 00:33:37,586 Let go. John. 408 00:33:44,393 --> 00:33:46,386 That's it. John. 409 00:33:50,483 --> 00:33:51,479 Whoa. 410 00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:54,237 - Sorry. l wasn't watching. - Hi. How are you? 411 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,270 - lt doesn't matter. We're finished anyway. - What do you mean? 412 00:33:58,365 --> 00:34:00,404 No offence. but l can't be your dance partner. 413 00:34:00,492 --> 00:34:02,235 - Why? - You're too much of a freak. 414 00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:06,076 l mean. look at your palms. They're bright orange from self-tanning lotion. 415 00:34:06,164 --> 00:34:11,751 Don't you know you're supposed to wash your hands after you use that stuff? 416 00:34:17,007 --> 00:34:19,130 Excuse me. 417 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:47,825 Miss Mitzi couldn't make it tonight. so l'll be your teacher. 418 00:34:47,912 --> 00:34:49,535 l'm Paulina. 419 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:54,661 And you're Chic and Vern and... 420 00:34:56,878 --> 00:34:59,961 - Tom. - John. lt's John. 421 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,457 What would you like to work on tonight? 422 00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:10,256 Well. in my opinion - Chic - l think since we're beginners. a good idea would be... 423 00:35:10,348 --> 00:35:12,139 Waltz. 424 00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:14,384 Maybe the waltz. 425 00:35:17,521 --> 00:35:19,977 OK. 426 00:35:20,066 --> 00:35:24,394 l'll work with you one at a time and you can be first. 427 00:35:25,405 --> 00:35:27,562 OK. All right. 428 00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:12,443 l'm sorry. 429 00:37:04,913 --> 00:37:07,747 So are you really a reporter for The Times. 430 00:37:07,832 --> 00:37:10,323 or are you just pickin' up on her. like everybody else? 431 00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:13,419 l'm a reporter. Plus. she's not my type. 432 00:37:13,504 --> 00:37:17,168 l like a woman built for comfort. not for speed. 433 00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:23,258 Really? Why don't you put the camera down and take me out on the dance floor? 434 00:37:23,346 --> 00:37:27,425 Two reasons: l'm working and this is not my type of dance. 435 00:37:27,517 --> 00:37:29,176 Well. how do you know if you've never tried? 436 00:37:29,268 --> 00:37:32,518 Come on. put the camera down. Come on. give me a shot. 437 00:37:32,604 --> 00:37:33,980 Oh. dear. 438 00:37:34,064 --> 00:37:36,140 Sorry. sorry. 439 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:41,107 - l'm sorry. - lt's gonna stain. 440 00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:44,694 Don't worry. l'll take care of it. 441 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,334 - Would you like to use this? - Excuse me? 442 00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:11,050 Just to wipe your coat. or... 443 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:16,721 Go ahead. just take it. Please. Go ahead. 444 00:38:16,812 --> 00:38:20,513 - lt's silly. but it's my favourite coat. - l'm sorry. 445 00:38:20,607 --> 00:38:22,600 lt's vintage. 446 00:38:23,609 --> 00:38:27,145 But this part's real suede. so now it's ruined. 447 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,776 You sure? Maybe they can fix that. 448 00:38:29,864 --> 00:38:33,281 No. l know about stains. lt's... 449 00:38:34,286 --> 00:38:36,409 You know. l never understood that. l never understood - 450 00:38:36,497 --> 00:38:40,790 live cows get dirty all the time. they don't get stained. 451 00:38:40,876 --> 00:38:44,873 All that leather stands in the mud. nothing happens. Go figure. What is that? 452 00:38:46,089 --> 00:38:48,165 Exactly. 453 00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:53,961 Get a little sauce on your coat and look. 454 00:38:54,055 --> 00:38:56,177 - Why is that? - l don't know. 455 00:38:56,266 --> 00:39:00,214 We'll have to ask the next cow that comes by. 456 00:39:10,277 --> 00:39:15,947 A man with a handkerchief. Wow. l didn't know they made those any more. 457 00:39:21,788 --> 00:39:27,908 l haven't eaten yet. lf you haven't eaten yet. maybe we can go and get a bite. 458 00:39:28,753 --> 00:39:31,208 Someplace close. You know. l saw a Chinese over here. 459 00:39:31,297 --> 00:39:36,125 We could use chopsticks and drop an endless variety of things on our clothes. 460 00:39:36,218 --> 00:39:39,586 l'm sorry. l prefer not to socialise with students. 461 00:39:40,556 --> 00:39:42,215 OK. All right. 462 00:39:42,724 --> 00:39:45,844 l shouldn't have taken this from you. l'll buy you a new one. 463 00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:49,553 Please. l didn't mean anything by that. 464 00:39:49,939 --> 00:39:52,395 l'll buy you a new one. 465 00:39:52,484 --> 00:39:54,476 Excuse me. 466 00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:01,778 Mr Clark. l take dance very seriously. 467 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,486 Miss Mitzi's is a school. not a disco. 468 00:40:05,578 --> 00:40:08,034 And l hope you didn't join class with me as your goal. 469 00:40:08,123 --> 00:40:11,159 because you'd be wasting your time. 470 00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:15,167 Don't dance if that's what you're after. 471 00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:36,355 Dance lessons? My husband is taking dance lessons? 472 00:40:36,441 --> 00:40:38,848 Well. l've found a lot worse hiding in the potpourri over the years. 473 00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,022 Consider yourself lucky. 474 00:40:40,111 --> 00:40:42,649 What's this beautiful young woman? Who's she? 475 00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:45,823 His substitute teacher. His regular teacher's a much older woman. 476 00:40:45,908 --> 00:40:48,233 Great legs. but older. 477 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:52,953 Mr Devine. what would make a man who's done the same thing for the last 20 years 478 00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:56,657 suddenly do something so completely out of character just out of the blue? 479 00:40:56,751 --> 00:40:58,993 That's a question for a shrink. l'm just a detective. 480 00:40:59,086 --> 00:41:03,831 l'm not asking you as a detective. l'm asking you as a man. 481 00:41:09,428 --> 00:41:12,215 Scottie? What would cause a man after 20 years 482 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:14,384 to do something completely out of character out of the blue? 483 00:41:14,477 --> 00:41:16,931 - Did l get that right? - Yeah. 484 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:23,317 ''The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.'' 485 00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:26,236 Maybe the desperation can't be quiet any more. 486 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,648 Bingo. 487 00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:30,063 That's a wonderful use of Thoreau. Scottie. 488 00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:32,363 Thank you. Hello again. Mrs. Clark. 489 00:41:32,451 --> 00:41:34,193 Hey. 490 00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:38,033 - Desperation. - Well. that's a possibility. 491 00:41:38,123 --> 00:41:40,744 Mrs. Clark. the point is your husband's dancing. 492 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:42,493 he's not checking into hotel rooms. 493 00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:44,707 We can continue to keep an eye on things for you. 494 00:41:44,795 --> 00:41:48,874 but my guess is your husband will hang up his dancing shoes shortly anyway. 495 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:53,543 - What makes you say that? - Voice of experience. 496 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:56,970 You give him some time. He'll be home soon. 497 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,896 ''The rest is up to you.'' l tell my clients. ''The rest is up to you.'' 498 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,485 Every few years they come back. 499 00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:18,697 so l have these snapshots in my head of how they've changed over the years. 500 00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:25,285 The ones who've changed the most finally bought that boat. moved to that island. 501 00:42:25,374 --> 00:42:27,533 Those who haven't changed. 502 00:42:27,626 --> 00:42:32,204 l suppose they take comfort in knowing what course their lives are on. 503 00:42:32,297 --> 00:42:36,129 They like to believe they know what lies ahead. 504 00:42:39,138 --> 00:42:40,513 Shit. 505 00:43:05,037 --> 00:43:06,744 Dad. 506 00:43:06,829 --> 00:43:09,285 Evan. What are you doing here? 507 00:43:09,373 --> 00:43:12,789 Trying to meet up with some friends. What are you doing here? 508 00:43:12,876 --> 00:43:14,370 Well. you know. work... 509 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:17,912 l had to come to visit a client over here. l had to come by and... 510 00:43:18,007 --> 00:43:21,091 - lt's really weird. - lt is? 511 00:43:21,176 --> 00:43:25,256 Yeah. Because l've been wanting you to meet this girl that l'm crazy about. 512 00:43:25,347 --> 00:43:29,806 and l'm going to meet her right now at this bar with my other friends. 513 00:43:29,892 --> 00:43:32,892 So can you... Do you wanna go? 514 00:43:33,854 --> 00:43:36,855 Of course l do. Lead on. my son. 515 00:43:52,370 --> 00:43:54,862 Come on. let's get out there. 516 00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:58,453 So. does your dad wanna dance? 517 00:43:58,543 --> 00:44:01,829 l don't know. Dad. you haven't danced in. what. 90 years? 518 00:44:01,922 --> 00:44:05,456 You two go. Go. lt's been a long day for me. 519 00:44:31,198 --> 00:44:33,190 Mr Clark? 520 00:44:33,701 --> 00:44:35,528 Mr Clark? 521 00:44:35,744 --> 00:44:37,867 Do you wanna dance? 522 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,454 Yes. Yes. l do. 523 00:44:43,753 --> 00:44:44,747 OK. 524 00:44:44,835 --> 00:44:47,126 Could you say goodbye to Evan for me? Thank you. 525 00:44:47,213 --> 00:44:49,170 Sure. 526 00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:04,518 - Sorry l'm late. - Don't let it happen again. 527 00:45:07,066 --> 00:45:09,472 Join the warm-up. John. 528 00:46:14,002 --> 00:46:15,828 Come on. 529 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,912 Christ. Vern. 530 00:46:19,006 --> 00:46:22,374 You're soaking wet. man. l already had a shower today. 531 00:46:22,467 --> 00:46:25,172 - Sorry. - You're disgusting. 532 00:46:25,262 --> 00:46:27,171 You don't have to put it like that. 533 00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,934 Why not? lt's the truth. And l prefer to tell the truth. 534 00:46:30,016 --> 00:46:33,930 unlike some people who make up stories about nonexistent fiancees. 535 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:36,427 What are you talking about? He's getting married in the fall. 536 00:46:36,522 --> 00:46:38,561 Come on. What. are ya dumb? 537 00:46:38,649 --> 00:46:42,101 People who are engaged take the classes together. or what the hell's the point? 538 00:46:42,195 --> 00:46:48,612 Come on. tell the people the truth. You're not engaged. are you? 539 00:46:48,699 --> 00:46:50,692 Not exactly. 540 00:46:51,704 --> 00:46:55,830 - l haven't asked her quite yet. - Thank you very much. 541 00:46:58,876 --> 00:47:01,961 Look. l was gonna lose some weight first. 542 00:47:02,046 --> 00:47:06,956 and then l was gonna take her dancing somewhere romantic. 543 00:47:07,050 --> 00:47:09,803 And then maybe pop the question. 544 00:47:11,221 --> 00:47:15,634 But l guess if l'm sweating all over the place. that wouldn't be too romantic. huh? 545 00:47:16,350 --> 00:47:18,592 She's a great dancer. 546 00:47:21,564 --> 00:47:25,348 Well. don't listen to me. What. are you... 547 00:47:27,319 --> 00:47:32,480 C'mon. don't be a big baby. l didn't mean to upset you or anything. Jesus. Vern. 548 00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:36,566 l said l was sorry. 549 00:47:38,330 --> 00:47:39,657 Bobbie. 550 00:47:41,081 --> 00:47:43,157 Somebody call a doctor. 551 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,824 Are you all right? She's out. 552 00:47:47,588 --> 00:47:51,502 lt's her electrolytes. They get crazy because she overworks herself. 553 00:47:51,591 --> 00:47:54,379 She's been in here twice before. 554 00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:56,959 And it's getting so boring. Mom. 555 00:47:57,054 --> 00:48:00,341 - Shut up. Tina. - No. you shut up. God. she pisses me off. 556 00:48:00,433 --> 00:48:04,217 She pulls a 1 2-hour shift at Jimmy's Diner. working five till five. 557 00:48:04,311 --> 00:48:07,098 and then she goes and cooks and cleans for an old feeb in a wheelchair 558 00:48:07,189 --> 00:48:09,477 to earn extra money for her crazy costumes. 559 00:48:09,566 --> 00:48:13,232 And then she plays Cinderella every night at dance practice. 560 00:48:13,321 --> 00:48:16,689 - When you should be home. resting. - l don't need rest. 561 00:48:16,781 --> 00:48:20,196 Right. You need to hang out and flirt with the shy guy with the nice-smelling sweat. 562 00:48:20,284 --> 00:48:22,822 - She told me all about you. - Shut up. Tina. 563 00:48:22,912 --> 00:48:25,450 l never said his sweat smells nice. l never said... 564 00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:28,078 She said it was the best-smelling sweat she'd ever smelled. 565 00:48:28,168 --> 00:48:29,282 OK. kill me now. 566 00:48:29,377 --> 00:48:33,623 lt's all right. Bobbie. l've smelled his sweat and l agree. it's not bad. 567 00:48:33,714 --> 00:48:36,715 Well. l mean. it's no field of flowers after a spring rain... 568 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,089 Yeah. l think we've talked about this enough. 569 00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:42,878 Maybe we should all go home now and let Bobbie get some rest. 570 00:48:42,972 --> 00:48:44,514 - Yeah. - Bye. sweetheart. 571 00:48:44,598 --> 00:48:47,599 Thank you. Thank you. 572 00:49:01,364 --> 00:49:05,064 Bobbie needs a partner for the competition. 573 00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:07,366 Why not you. John? 574 00:49:07,453 --> 00:49:13,242 Me? Competition? No. no. l can't... She'd never go for it anyway. Forget it. 575 00:49:13,334 --> 00:49:18,078 Why not? What are you talking about? You heard her daughter - she likes you. 576 00:49:18,170 --> 00:49:21,671 And dance begins with the dancers' feelings. 577 00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:25,590 l'll work with the both of you after class. Two extra hours. 578 00:49:25,678 --> 00:49:29,757 The Miss Mitzi Special. We've got three months. 579 00:49:31,058 --> 00:49:33,181 This is good. 580 00:49:39,357 --> 00:49:41,396 What do you think? 581 00:49:43,445 --> 00:49:46,648 l think you better stock up on deodorant. 582 00:49:54,329 --> 00:49:58,541 Anything a client says in a lawyer's office is confidential. 583 00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:01,957 So l've gotten used to holding onto secrets. 584 00:50:02,044 --> 00:50:04,452 They're usually nothing incriminating. 585 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:08,960 but a lot of people have accounts they haven't reconciled - 586 00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:12,337 things they're just not ready to share. 587 00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:24,061 l took the liberty of ordering for you. Bombay Sapphire. three limes. 588 00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:27,316 l hired you to watch my husband. You're not supposed to be watching me. 589 00:50:27,402 --> 00:50:30,238 lt's very hard not to. Mrs. Clark - with all due respect. 590 00:50:30,322 --> 00:50:33,026 - Are you a married man. Mr Devine? - l was. 591 00:50:33,116 --> 00:50:36,070 - What happened? - Unfaithful. 592 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,826 - She hired a detective? - No. no. no. 593 00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:42,825 When she found out. l was too far gone. so... 594 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,287 You're smiling at me. 595 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,950 You are on a strange journey to redemption. Mr Devine. 596 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,667 And a very long one. Mrs. Clark. 597 00:50:54,467 --> 00:50:56,592 All these promises that we make and we break. 598 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,968 Why is it. do you think. that people get married? 599 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,725 - Passion. - No. 600 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:06,766 That's interesting. Because l would've taken you for a romantic. Why. then? 601 00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,686 Because we need a witness to our lives. 602 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:15,520 There's a billion people on the planet. l mean. what does any one life really mean? 603 00:51:15,612 --> 00:51:21,199 But in a marriage. you're promising to care about everything - 604 00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:25,448 the good things. the bad things. the terrible things. the mundane things... 605 00:51:25,539 --> 00:51:28,077 All of it. All the time. every day. 606 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:34,287 You're saying. ''Your life will not go unnoticed. because l will notice it.'' 607 00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:39,172 ''Your life will not go unwitnessed. because l will be your witness.'' 608 00:51:42,888 --> 00:51:45,593 You can quote me on that. if you like. 609 00:51:46,182 --> 00:51:47,463 l'm sure l will. 610 00:51:47,559 --> 00:51:50,311 Anyway. the reason that l called you here today. 611 00:51:50,395 --> 00:51:54,973 to tell you in person that l won't be needing your services any more. 612 00:51:55,065 --> 00:51:56,524 l think to continue 613 00:51:56,609 --> 00:52:01,401 would be an unwarranted invasion of my husband's privacy and... 614 00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:04,108 Anyway. even though there was a reason... 615 00:52:04,198 --> 00:52:08,826 l'm sorry for what l've done and l know enough now and... 616 00:52:09,662 --> 00:52:11,821 it's time to stop. 617 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,367 Thank you for everything and goodbye. 618 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,204 Bye. 619 00:52:21,214 --> 00:52:23,208 Mrs. Clark? 620 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:27,255 l was right. You are a romantic. 621 00:52:36,646 --> 00:52:38,306 Bobbie. 622 00:52:38,398 --> 00:52:40,436 - A new costume. - Yeah. 623 00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:42,931 l got it from this mermaid dream l had in the hospital. 624 00:52:43,026 --> 00:52:44,899 Just floated up from my subconscious. 625 00:52:44,986 --> 00:52:48,071 Where. tragically. it did not stay. 626 00:52:49,617 --> 00:52:52,452 Come on. partner. What are you waiting for? 627 00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:54,741 Divine intervention? 628 00:52:54,829 --> 00:53:00,036 You're a brave man. John Clark. Not just anyone could take on the Bobbinator. 629 00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:01,158 Yeah. 630 00:53:01,253 --> 00:53:03,291 Good luck. man. We're with you. 631 00:53:03,379 --> 00:53:07,459 Somebody help me up. Please? 632 00:53:08,467 --> 00:53:10,425 John. 633 00:53:13,097 --> 00:53:19,180 OK. 55 days from today you two are gonna win the novice competition. 634 00:53:19,268 --> 00:53:22,222 That means you're gonna have to master five dances. 635 00:53:22,312 --> 00:53:25,266 l've asked Paulina to videotape you tonight. 636 00:53:25,357 --> 00:53:27,730 so you can see what you're doing wrong. 637 00:53:27,819 --> 00:53:30,440 Let's start with a rumba. 638 00:53:56,429 --> 00:53:58,800 What? What is it? 639 00:53:58,888 --> 00:54:02,507 lt's the rumba. lt's the dance of love. 640 00:54:03,642 --> 00:54:06,133 And he's just not giving me anything. 641 00:54:06,227 --> 00:54:09,145 What does she want me to do? l'm doing it exactly the way l was taught. 642 00:54:09,231 --> 00:54:10,346 You think it's easy...? 643 00:54:10,441 --> 00:54:15,980 The rumba is a vertical expression of a horizontal wish. 644 00:54:16,070 --> 00:54:21,906 You have to hold her like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. 645 00:54:22,786 --> 00:54:27,364 Let her go like your heart's being ripped from your chest. 646 00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:34,873 Pull her back like you're gonna have your way with her. right here on the dance floor. 647 00:54:34,963 --> 00:54:37,371 And then finish... 648 00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:41,462 like she's ruined you for life. 649 00:54:54,899 --> 00:54:57,650 See? Why can't you just do it like that? 650 00:54:58,651 --> 00:55:01,937 Anyone else care for a glass of water? 651 00:55:04,741 --> 00:55:05,771 Damn it. 652 00:55:05,866 --> 00:55:07,444 No. not you. 653 00:55:07,536 --> 00:55:10,452 Look. l have to call you back. 654 00:55:10,538 --> 00:55:12,696 No. he's not home yet. 655 00:55:19,504 --> 00:55:22,292 What was the score at half-time in the NBA playoffs last night? 656 00:55:22,382 --> 00:55:23,247 Why? 657 00:55:23,341 --> 00:55:25,084 Why? You said you watched. What was the score? 658 00:55:25,176 --> 00:55:28,213 - l forget now. - You didn't forget. You didn't watch. 659 00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:31,719 You don't care about playoffs. You care about dancing. 660 00:55:32,726 --> 00:55:34,183 l do not. 661 00:55:34,268 --> 00:55:36,094 Yeah? Then what's this? 662 00:55:36,185 --> 00:55:39,520 Give me that. No. Give me that. Give me... 663 00:55:39,606 --> 00:55:42,143 lt's not even mine. lt's my mother's. 664 00:55:44,027 --> 00:55:47,063 At least. it was my mother's until l took it to this wonderful alterations guy 665 00:55:47,155 --> 00:55:49,562 who had it tailored for me. 666 00:55:50,866 --> 00:55:54,200 Look. it's not like l've figured this out either. 667 00:55:55,204 --> 00:55:56,947 - Listen... - What? 668 00:55:57,039 --> 00:55:58,534 - Come back to class. - No. 669 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:02,122 You could take over as Bobbie's partner in the Latin dances. 670 00:56:02,210 --> 00:56:05,543 You've got those knocked already. There's no way l could learn 'em in time. 671 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:08,120 l'm not comin' back as the Bobbinator's partner. 672 00:56:08,215 --> 00:56:10,672 We'll look like an olive and a toothpick together. 673 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,966 Besides. she would never dance with me. 674 00:56:13,054 --> 00:56:14,844 Sure she would. 675 00:56:14,930 --> 00:56:19,308 Just the Latin dances. l'll still do the waltz and the quickstep. 676 00:56:19,393 --> 00:56:21,220 She would. 677 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:23,188 No. 678 00:56:23,271 --> 00:56:27,601 Not if he was the last bald. bad-breathed. heterosexual sequin-freak on earth - 679 00:56:27,693 --> 00:56:29,981 which he probably is. l'm not doin' it. 680 00:56:30,069 --> 00:56:33,404 You wanna win the Latin competition or not? lt's up to you. l don't care. 681 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:37,485 Link already knows the dances. And he'll be a good competitor. 682 00:56:37,575 --> 00:56:39,569 Right. Link? 683 00:56:46,918 --> 00:56:50,002 So. finally giving up on the underage bimbettes 684 00:56:50,088 --> 00:56:52,163 and gonna go for a real woman? ls that it? 685 00:56:52,257 --> 00:56:57,879 Yeah. no more underage bimbettes for me. Only real women from now on. 686 00:56:57,970 --> 00:57:03,592 Don't even think about coming near me without a breath mint. You got that? 687 00:57:03,683 --> 00:57:06,517 And quit lookin' at my ass. 688 00:57:06,602 --> 00:57:08,975 We'll try. 689 00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:13,689 Vern. you know. there's a joyful freedom in your Latin. 690 00:57:13,776 --> 00:57:18,734 And Chic. you have an innate sensuality quite uncommon in a man. 691 00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:23,571 l've entered you both in the competition along with John. 692 00:57:25,412 --> 00:57:27,321 Good. That's settled. 693 00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:51,222 You are the frame. 694 00:57:51,311 --> 00:57:52,721 l'm the frame. 695 00:57:52,812 --> 00:57:56,892 - She is the picture... - She is the picture... 696 00:57:56,982 --> 00:57:59,058 ..in your frame. 697 00:57:59,152 --> 00:58:02,603 Everything that you do is to show her off. 698 00:58:03,239 --> 00:58:05,563 - You got that? - l didn't hear that. 699 00:58:19,962 --> 00:58:22,370 Nice. lnvite the lady in. 700 00:58:23,215 --> 00:58:26,132 And make the connection. 701 00:58:29,847 --> 00:58:32,551 Projecting to the third balcony. 702 00:58:35,059 --> 00:58:37,301 91 1 . 91 1 . quick. 703 00:58:37,395 --> 00:58:39,766 Quick. 91 1 . 9... 704 00:58:42,524 --> 00:58:46,474 And start here with an initial sweep past the crowd. 705 00:58:46,570 --> 00:58:48,563 Watch. 706 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,152 And contra-check. 707 00:59:04,461 --> 00:59:06,538 Excellent. 708 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,332 Jesus. 709 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,002 We wanted something unusual. 710 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:57,421 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 711 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,839 - You sure? - No. l'm good. 712 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:02,095 But you guys look exhausted. 713 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:05,716 l tell you what. why don't we call it a night? 714 01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:09,344 For your sake. John. You look like you're toast. 715 01:00:09,437 --> 01:00:12,604 - And tomorrow's a big day. - Yeah. 716 01:00:12,690 --> 01:00:14,519 - Get home safe. - OK. 717 01:00:15,193 --> 01:00:17,270 - l'm wearing you guys out. - No. No. no. no. 718 01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:22,190 lt's good. l like it when my feet hurt. Takes my mind off my knees. 719 01:00:22,284 --> 01:00:26,363 l've just been getting carried away. you know. working hard with the two of you. 720 01:00:26,454 --> 01:00:29,822 l guess l like it. Feels good. you know? 721 01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:31,873 For me too. 722 01:00:33,001 --> 01:00:36,371 All right. Well. l'm going home. 723 01:00:36,464 --> 01:00:38,620 Wait. 724 01:00:41,634 --> 01:00:45,797 l wanted to talk to you about that night that you asked me to dinner. 725 01:00:45,888 --> 01:00:49,222 l'm sorry about how l treated you. 726 01:00:50,059 --> 01:00:53,225 lt's just. you know. that people get the wrong idea about me all the time. 727 01:00:53,312 --> 01:00:56,347 Paulina. you don't have to explain anything to me. ever. 728 01:00:56,439 --> 01:00:59,607 Well. l know l don't have to explain anything to anybody 729 01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:01,566 because l don't care what people think about me. 730 01:01:01,653 --> 01:01:04,109 Good. Good. 731 01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:08,064 - l mean it. - Yeah. Good. Good. 732 01:01:17,751 --> 01:01:20,538 l'm sorry. l shouldn't be here right now. 733 01:01:20,628 --> 01:01:26,298 No. it's OK. l think l'm just hungry or something. 734 01:01:30,179 --> 01:01:32,385 - Hungry? - Very. 735 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:37,465 - This is so stupid. - No. 736 01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:40,764 No. not at all. No. no. l cry too when l'm hungry. 737 01:01:40,856 --> 01:01:43,525 For French fries. usually. You? 738 01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:46,437 Cake. 739 01:01:51,031 --> 01:01:53,570 Careful. Don't spill it on your new coat. 740 01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:56,825 - Old coat. new colour. l had it dyed. - Yeah? 741 01:01:56,911 --> 01:01:59,782 Yeah. my dad did it. He's a dry-cleaner. 742 01:01:59,873 --> 01:02:04,001 As is my mom. my brother. my two older sisters and me. 743 01:02:04,085 --> 01:02:06,457 l told you l know about stains. 744 01:02:06,546 --> 01:02:11,373 - You're a dry-cleaner? - Well. l was. Until l was eight. 745 01:02:11,467 --> 01:02:14,172 Actually. that's when l started dancing. 746 01:02:14,262 --> 01:02:16,931 l was helping out in the store one day after school 747 01:02:17,015 --> 01:02:19,968 when my mom asked me to go in the back and get an order. 748 01:02:20,059 --> 01:02:26,143 lt was this incredibly delicate sequinned thing. held together by a gold thread. 749 01:02:26,230 --> 01:02:30,275 Well. l carried the costume like it was gonna break. 750 01:02:30,359 --> 01:02:32,768 And then l saw the customer. 751 01:02:32,862 --> 01:02:37,440 She was the most beautiful woman l had ever laid eyes on. 752 01:02:37,532 --> 01:02:43,238 She invited us to see her dance that night. and my mother said yes. 753 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:51,413 lt was like the whole world had suddenly gone from black-and-white to colour. 754 01:02:51,505 --> 01:02:55,168 The beautiful woman and her partner stopped right in front of us 755 01:02:55,257 --> 01:02:57,831 and did a waltz pose. 756 01:02:57,926 --> 01:03:02,054 She tilted her head back and she winked at me. 757 01:03:03,141 --> 01:03:07,007 And l felt like she was trying to tell me something. 758 01:03:07,101 --> 01:03:09,427 l took it as a sign. 759 01:03:09,521 --> 01:03:14,942 And from then on. l knew that ballroom dancing would be my life. 760 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:24,030 lt wasn't the kind of dream my parents had in mind. 761 01:03:25,619 --> 01:03:28,074 What made you wanna dance? 762 01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:30,698 You. 763 01:03:32,293 --> 01:03:35,790 Looking out that window. right up there. 764 01:03:37,004 --> 01:03:39,875 You can see it from the train and... 765 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:46,838 every night l'd come home from work and l'd look for you. your face. 766 01:03:48,598 --> 01:03:53,011 You looked on the outside the way l was feeling on the inside. 767 01:03:53,103 --> 01:03:55,178 l was watching you too. 768 01:03:55,271 --> 01:03:57,512 From the window l saw you practising on the platform. 769 01:03:57,606 --> 01:03:59,598 No. 770 01:04:03,946 --> 01:04:10,067 That night l said all those things to you. l didn't think l'd ever see you again. 771 01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:14,908 But you kept coming back. 772 01:04:14,997 --> 01:04:17,036 l didn't want to. 773 01:04:18,126 --> 01:04:22,953 But l figured if l hadn't. you'd have been right about everything you accused me of. 774 01:04:23,047 --> 01:04:26,582 Then l started dancing and l found l really liked it. lt made me happy. 775 01:04:26,675 --> 01:04:28,798 Yes. it shows. 776 01:04:28,886 --> 01:04:34,424 l mean. l feel excited about something for the first time in such a long time. 777 01:04:34,515 --> 01:04:36,094 - Aren't you? - Excited? 778 01:04:36,185 --> 01:04:39,269 About tomorrow. The competition. 779 01:04:39,354 --> 01:04:42,355 No. no. no. l'm petrified. l'm... 780 01:04:43,148 --> 01:04:46,065 l'm gonna forget everything. l won't be able to put one foot in front of the other. 781 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:49,437 - l'll make a mess of the whole thing. - No. 782 01:04:54,492 --> 01:04:56,949 Give me one hour. 783 01:05:04,711 --> 01:05:07,746 Leave it. Leave the light. 784 01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:17,128 Don't say anything and don't think. 785 01:05:19,850 --> 01:05:23,053 And don't move unless you feel it. 786 01:07:51,031 --> 01:07:53,319 Be this alive. 787 01:07:56,702 --> 01:07:59,453 Be this alive tomorrow. 788 01:08:13,676 --> 01:08:15,716 Thank you. 789 01:09:17,277 --> 01:09:19,601 God. l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l lost my balance. 790 01:09:19,695 --> 01:09:21,403 That's OK. l lost my fiance. 791 01:09:21,489 --> 01:09:22,769 Lisa. Lisa. 792 01:09:22,865 --> 01:09:25,783 - There you are. - Found the earring. 793 01:09:30,496 --> 01:09:33,414 John Clark. Photo op. Come on. 794 01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:35,411 Smile. everyone. 795 01:09:35,501 --> 01:09:38,205 Paso doble. 796 01:09:39,713 --> 01:09:42,630 - Good luck. everybody. - Good luck. 797 01:09:43,217 --> 01:09:44,545 - Hey. - Yeah. 798 01:09:44,635 --> 01:09:48,501 So what did l tell you? Girls love guys who can dance. right? 799 01:09:48,596 --> 01:09:51,550 Even l got a partner. Check it out. 800 01:09:51,642 --> 01:09:53,551 Cute. 801 01:09:53,643 --> 01:09:57,723 - But who's the guy? - That's her brother. 802 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,311 Yeah. we play basketball together. 803 01:10:08,823 --> 01:10:12,868 Aren't they adorable? They're gonna get slaughtered. 804 01:10:12,953 --> 01:10:14,945 Don't say that. 805 01:10:16,498 --> 01:10:18,490 Mr Clark. 806 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,244 John? 807 01:10:22,212 --> 01:10:25,711 You look blue. Breathe. 808 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:32,762 Thanks. 809 01:10:35,723 --> 01:10:38,760 Ladies and gentlemen. good evening. 810 01:10:38,851 --> 01:10:42,719 The Chicago Taittinger Trophy Latin competition will now begin. 811 01:10:42,814 --> 01:10:47,439 Judges. this is a semifinal round with 1 1 couples on the floor. 812 01:10:47,526 --> 01:10:51,441 And now. ladies and gentlemen. your first dance is the cha-cha. 813 01:10:51,531 --> 01:10:53,273 Music. please. 814 01:11:16,887 --> 01:11:19,294 Nice chasse. Vern. 815 01:11:49,417 --> 01:11:51,207 Whoa. 816 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:17,056 Let's hear it for the cha-cha. ladies and gentlemen. 817 01:12:17,150 --> 01:12:21,230 Who's your favourite couple out there? Let them hear their numbers. 818 01:12:21,321 --> 01:12:25,270 We danced like shit. All you did was worry about that stupid wig. 819 01:12:25,366 --> 01:12:27,360 Well. what did you expect me to do? You saw... 820 01:12:27,452 --> 01:12:29,693 l know. he's a pig. But you know what? This is Latin. 821 01:12:29,787 --> 01:12:32,028 The judges are looking at your hips. not your hair. 822 01:12:32,122 --> 01:12:36,121 So unless that thing looks good on your ass. lose it. 823 01:12:36,709 --> 01:12:38,702 Fine. 824 01:12:44,425 --> 01:12:47,094 We love you. baldy. 825 01:12:47,804 --> 01:12:49,215 Thank you. dancers. 826 01:12:49,305 --> 01:12:52,970 Please take your positions for your second and final dance of this competition. 827 01:12:53,058 --> 01:12:55,549 the paso doble. 828 01:12:55,644 --> 01:12:57,268 Music. please. 829 01:13:23,169 --> 01:13:25,743 Looks like he got rid of a lot more than the wig. 830 01:14:33,985 --> 01:14:37,852 Ladies and gentlemen. l have the final results for the Latin competition. 831 01:14:37,946 --> 01:14:41,860 Your finalists are couple 1 02... 832 01:14:43,077 --> 01:14:46,113 We did it. Lisa. we did it. we did it. 833 01:14:46,205 --> 01:14:47,947 Couple 1 04. 834 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:54,501 - Oh. my God. Oh. my God. - Couple 1 06. 835 01:14:54,879 --> 01:14:56,835 Couple 1 09. 836 01:14:56,923 --> 01:14:59,329 Couple 1 1 0. 837 01:14:59,424 --> 01:15:01,465 And couple 1 05... 838 01:15:01,553 --> 01:15:04,222 has been disqualified. 839 01:15:04,305 --> 01:15:06,297 What? 840 01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:13,600 l thought Slick Willy was pretty good. 841 01:15:13,687 --> 01:15:18,017 Bad attitude. Ungentlemanly behaviour. lt's a British sport. after all. 842 01:15:18,108 --> 01:15:20,315 - The man was working it. - Well... 843 01:15:20,403 --> 01:15:22,478 lmmediately following. the standard competition. 844 01:15:22,570 --> 01:15:23,734 Ladies and gentlemen. 845 01:15:25,490 --> 01:15:27,779 the Chicago Taittinger Trophy standard competition will now begin. 846 01:15:28,285 --> 01:15:32,033 Judges. this is a semifinal round with ten couples on the floor. 847 01:15:32,122 --> 01:15:35,122 They'll be dancing the waltz and the quickstep. 848 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:37,579 Now. ladies and gentlemen. let's bring our dancers out 849 01:15:37,669 --> 01:15:39,542 with a nice big round of applause. 850 01:15:39,629 --> 01:15:42,381 Couples 1 1 5... 851 01:15:42,881 --> 01:15:44,755 Couple 1 1 6. 852 01:15:48,970 --> 01:15:51,010 Couple number 1 1 7. 853 01:15:53,308 --> 01:15:55,715 Couple number 1 1 8. 854 01:15:57,104 --> 01:15:58,810 Couple number 1 1 9. 855 01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:02,312 Couple 1 20. 856 01:16:02,901 --> 01:16:04,976 Couple 1 21 ... 857 01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:09,780 Wow. 858 01:16:11,325 --> 01:16:13,731 Come on. come on. we're gonna be late. 859 01:16:15,119 --> 01:16:17,077 You're not gonna choke on me. are you? 860 01:16:17,164 --> 01:16:19,072 l think my feet are asleep. l don't remember anything... 861 01:16:19,165 --> 01:16:21,406 Don't worry. You're great. You look beautiful. 862 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,121 And finally. couple number 1 26. 863 01:16:37,515 --> 01:16:41,097 - There they are. - Yeah. They look nervous. 864 01:16:41,185 --> 01:16:43,344 No. not them. Them. 865 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:49,976 You invited them? 866 01:16:50,068 --> 01:16:51,978 She said she wanted to be a witness to her husband's life. 867 01:16:52,071 --> 01:16:54,110 l thought she should witness this. 868 01:16:54,198 --> 01:17:00,365 So you're a marriage counsellor now. But could you at least bill Mrs. Clark for that? 869 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:04,074 As our dancers take their positions for their first dance. 870 01:17:04,164 --> 01:17:10,498 l'd like to remind the judges that you'll be recalling six couples for the final round. 871 01:17:10,586 --> 01:17:14,917 Ladies and gentlemen. your first dance is the waltz. 872 01:17:17,093 --> 01:17:19,419 Music. please. 873 01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:47,903 Well done. 874 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:58,330 He's awesome. 875 01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:01,337 Dad is awesome. 876 01:18:32,872 --> 01:18:34,863 Spectacular. 877 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:38,035 lt's spectacular. 878 01:19:08,738 --> 01:19:10,280 1 1 6. 879 01:19:20,457 --> 01:19:22,699 Way to go. Dad. 880 01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:29,920 Such a beautiful waltz. 881 01:19:30,007 --> 01:19:31,918 We weren't terrible. l can't believe it. 882 01:19:32,010 --> 01:19:34,797 Of course we weren't - you were dancing with me. you big nut. 883 01:19:34,888 --> 01:19:38,718 ..the second and final dance of this competition. the quickstep. 884 01:19:47,357 --> 01:19:50,606 - ls your daughter here tonight? - No. Why? 885 01:19:50,694 --> 01:19:54,311 l thought l heard someone yell at you ''Go. Dad.'' 886 01:20:18,093 --> 01:20:19,837 Yes. 887 01:20:35,944 --> 01:20:37,437 1 26. 888 01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:39,812 Go. Dad. 889 01:20:48,538 --> 01:20:50,365 Way to go. Dad. 890 01:21:55,474 --> 01:21:57,350 - Beverly. - Dad. 891 01:21:57,435 --> 01:21:59,891 - Wait a minute. Wait. wait. - Dad. you were terrific. 892 01:21:59,978 --> 01:22:02,730 Get in the car. Jen. Just get in the car. 893 01:22:02,815 --> 01:22:05,306 Beverly. how did you know? 894 01:22:05,401 --> 01:22:08,817 Because l hired a detective. Yeah. l thought you were having an affair. 895 01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:12,355 - lt's ridiculous. l know. OK. l feel... - Listen. that was really bad luck. 896 01:22:12,448 --> 01:22:14,488 Don't worry. There's always next year. 897 01:22:14,576 --> 01:22:18,786 ''There's always next year.'' Thanks. Well. l have a whole year to prepare for it. 898 01:22:18,871 --> 01:22:21,788 - Beverly. please. can we talk... - No. there's nothing to talk about. 899 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:25,125 Please. Will you please stay here... 900 01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:30,960 Stop. No. 901 01:22:31,049 --> 01:22:33,207 - Please. will you talk to me? - lf you want to talk. 902 01:22:33,301 --> 01:22:36,919 you can start by explaining what was it that l just saw in there? What did l witness? 903 01:22:37,013 --> 01:22:38,921 l'm not having an affair. There was no aff... 904 01:22:39,014 --> 01:22:41,471 What's goin' on? 905 01:22:41,558 --> 01:22:43,598 - Let's go. - They're new friends. 906 01:22:43,687 --> 01:22:47,469 But you could've told me about it. couldn't you? You just completely left me out. 907 01:22:47,564 --> 01:22:50,730 Why didn't you tell me. John? You've gotta answer that. 908 01:22:50,817 --> 01:22:53,224 - l was ashamed. - Ashamed of what? Of dancing? 909 01:22:53,319 --> 01:22:56,025 - Well. no. no... - Well. then of what? 910 01:22:56,824 --> 01:22:59,111 Of wanting to be happier. 911 01:23:00,118 --> 01:23:02,525 When we have so much. 912 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:08,453 And it's not your fault. 913 01:23:09,543 --> 01:23:12,877 Fred Astaire. You're blocking traffic. 914 01:23:19,052 --> 01:23:21,294 Finally. Thank you. 915 01:23:37,068 --> 01:23:42,110 The reading of a will can actually come as a kind of relief. 916 01:23:43,616 --> 01:23:48,527 After the initial shock wears off about that trust fund for the family dog. 917 01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:51,953 or the opera seats left to the gardener. 918 01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:57,709 there is at least the sense that everything is finally out on the table. 919 01:23:58,797 --> 01:24:02,380 This. you are not gonna believe this. guys. Louis. Louis. 920 01:24:02,468 --> 01:24:05,137 ''Link started dancing in 1 985.'' 921 01:24:05,221 --> 01:24:09,298 ''lt soon became his passion and he started dancing six days a week.'' 922 01:24:09,389 --> 01:24:11,347 ''Lawyer by day and dancer by night. 923 01:24:11,434 --> 01:24:14,352 Link really lights up the floor with all of his energy.'' 924 01:24:14,436 --> 01:24:18,648 See? l told you. l knew it. l knew Link Peterson was a freaky bastard. 925 01:24:18,732 --> 01:24:22,730 l think Linky Link might be batting for the other team. you know what l mean? 926 01:24:23,569 --> 01:24:27,401 Could those pants be any tighter? Look at his package. 927 01:24:27,490 --> 01:24:29,363 Somebody get a magnifying glass. 928 01:24:29,449 --> 01:24:34,445 There is nothing wrong with ballroom dancing. 929 01:24:42,796 --> 01:24:44,788 Sorry. 930 01:24:57,977 --> 01:25:00,135 Fuck you all. 931 01:25:00,938 --> 01:25:03,263 And football sucks. 932 01:25:14,575 --> 01:25:16,116 - How you doin'? - Hey. 933 01:25:16,201 --> 01:25:17,743 Surprise. 934 01:25:17,828 --> 01:25:20,070 - This is gorgeous. - Yeah. it's a pretty spot. 935 01:25:20,164 --> 01:25:21,906 Thanks. 936 01:25:21,998 --> 01:25:23,742 John. look. we just wanted to talk to you for a minute. 937 01:25:23,834 --> 01:25:27,333 Yeah. l just hope that you weren't staying away from class on account of me. 938 01:25:27,419 --> 01:25:30,255 l'm not mad about you ripping my dress or anything. Seriously. 939 01:25:30,339 --> 01:25:31,963 l mean. l know you always wanted to look at my ass 940 01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:35,751 and l think you picked a pretty weird time to do it. but l forgive you. John. 941 01:25:35,845 --> 01:25:38,051 - Thanks. Thank you. - Honestly. OK? 942 01:25:38,138 --> 01:25:40,096 Come on. can we tell Miss Mitzi you're coming back? 943 01:25:40,182 --> 01:25:46,101 l'm sorry. guys. l'm not coming back. lt's... lt's... l'm done with that now. 944 01:25:46,187 --> 01:25:50,482 But thanks a lot for coming out here. l really appreciate that. 945 01:25:50,566 --> 01:25:52,606 John. look... 946 01:25:52,694 --> 01:25:56,940 Paulina. you know. she's gonna go to England to study dance. 947 01:25:57,030 --> 01:26:00,696 and we're havin' a little. you know. going-away party for her 948 01:26:00,784 --> 01:26:05,945 and we'd love for you to come. Really love it if you would come by. 949 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:09,123 She gave me this to give to you. so... 950 01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:18,085 Anyway. we hope that we see you there. All right? 951 01:26:18,175 --> 01:26:19,799 All right. come on. 952 01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:22,128 - Bye. John. - Bye. 953 01:26:29,186 --> 01:26:33,017 ''l hope you're not upset about what happened with you and Bobbie.'' 954 01:26:33,106 --> 01:26:36,142 ''Because you were wonderful that night.'' 955 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:41,476 ''l'd hate to think that what happened would make you give it all up.'' 956 01:26:41,572 --> 01:26:44,987 ''You looked so graceful and brave out there - 957 01:26:45,076 --> 01:26:50,745 a different person from the one who first walked into Miss Mitzi's studio.'' 958 01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:55,872 ''But a lot has changed for both of us over the last few months.'' 959 01:26:57,753 --> 01:27:00,837 ''When my partner and l went to Blackpool last year. 960 01:27:00,923 --> 01:27:04,374 we were so excited to make it to the finals.'' 961 01:27:06,594 --> 01:27:09,512 ''Everyone was convinced that we were going to win. 962 01:27:09,597 --> 01:27:12,134 and we wanted to prove them right.'' 963 01:27:12,224 --> 01:27:15,974 ''We'd been together as a couple for as long as we'd been partners.'' 964 01:27:16,062 --> 01:27:22,562 ''But we began training too hard. pushing each other. expecting too much.'' 965 01:27:23,943 --> 01:27:28,156 ''Well. we didn't win. Not even close.'' 966 01:27:30,950 --> 01:27:35,198 ''l came back without my trophy or my partner.'' 967 01:27:35,913 --> 01:27:39,364 ''And all this time l've been hiding out at Miss Mitzi's. 968 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:43,788 angry at myself. frustrated and embarrassed.'' 969 01:27:46,048 --> 01:27:51,422 ''But coaching you and Bobbie. seeing how alive you were out there. 970 01:27:51,512 --> 01:27:54,631 made me realise just how much l'd given up.'' 971 01:28:20,330 --> 01:28:24,991 ''And now. for the first time in a long time. 972 01:28:26,418 --> 01:28:28,992 l want to dance again.'' 973 01:28:31,298 --> 01:28:37,003 ''So l need to thank you - thank you for helping me to see this.'' 974 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:46,889 ''l hope l get to see you and dance with you once more before l leave.'' 975 01:28:49,815 --> 01:28:51,807 ''Paulina.'' 976 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,154 Thanks. 977 01:29:08,124 --> 01:29:11,289 By the way. l'm not going to this party. 978 01:29:11,376 --> 01:29:12,575 OK. 979 01:29:12,670 --> 01:29:16,038 But you're not giving up dancing. are you? 980 01:29:19,593 --> 01:29:23,043 You could teach me to dance. 981 01:29:26,014 --> 01:29:28,766 Beverly. l'm not dancing any more. 982 01:29:29,602 --> 01:29:31,476 Why not. Dad? 983 01:29:33,272 --> 01:29:36,688 Why don't you teach Mom how to dance? 984 01:29:55,834 --> 01:30:00,791 The one thing l am proudest of in my whole life... 985 01:30:02,883 --> 01:30:05,837 is that you are happy with me. 986 01:30:05,928 --> 01:30:10,968 lf l couldn't... if l couldn't tell you that l was unhappy sometimes. 987 01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:16,893 it was because l didn't want to risk hurting the one person l treasure most. 988 01:30:19,898 --> 01:30:22,021 l'm so sorry. 989 01:31:56,238 --> 01:31:59,404 So. John. l'll see you at the party. huh? 990 01:33:20,106 --> 01:33:21,848 l like this palette. lt looks lovely. 991 01:33:21,940 --> 01:33:26,437 l just am now worried. though. that these guys are too dark... 992 01:34:04,189 --> 01:34:06,394 lt's a silly rose. 993 01:34:06,482 --> 01:34:08,688 lt's beautiful. 994 01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:12,904 Why aren't you at the party? 995 01:34:12,988 --> 01:34:17,151 Because it's a dance. and to dance you need a partner and... 996 01:34:18,159 --> 01:34:20,994 my partner is right here. 997 01:34:31,171 --> 01:34:34,206 Beverly. dance with me. 998 01:34:35,842 --> 01:34:37,253 l don't know how. 999 01:34:37,343 --> 01:34:38,589 - Yeah. you do. - No. l don't. 1000 01:34:38,678 --> 01:34:42,261 You've been dancing with me for 1 9 years. 1001 01:34:42,349 --> 01:34:44,720 But l don't know the steps. 1002 01:34:45,851 --> 01:34:48,141 l'll teach you. 1003 01:34:50,899 --> 01:34:52,807 Here? 1004 01:34:54,359 --> 01:34:56,351 Right now. 1005 01:35:48,242 --> 01:35:53,912 And now Paulina will choose her partner for her special farewell dance. 1006 01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:57,869 Paulina. 1007 01:35:57,960 --> 01:36:01,127 - You taught me well. Come on. - lt'd be my pleasure. 1008 01:36:01,212 --> 01:36:05,673 - Let me show you how much l learned. - l'm available. 1009 01:36:08,428 --> 01:36:10,502 There's John. 1010 01:36:18,687 --> 01:36:20,762 - Come on. - Come on. 1011 01:36:34,744 --> 01:36:36,902 Shall we dance. Mr Clark? 1012 01:36:36,995 --> 01:36:38,988 l would love to. 1013 01:37:21,661 --> 01:37:23,987 - Beverly. this is Paulina. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1014 01:37:24,081 --> 01:37:26,915 - C'mon. c'mon. C'mon. c'mon. c'mon. - Thank you. 1015 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,826 Come on. let's go dance.