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<i> Jim Brown scores for Cleveland.</i>

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<i>Groza's kick is good.</i>

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That's the end of the first quarter.

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Cleveland Browns 10,
Minnesota Vikings 7.

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The lights are on here.
We had rain and sleet this morning...

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...but the field
was covered with a tarpaulin...

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...so the footing down there is fairly good.

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The teams have changed sides now,
and here comes the kickoff.

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<i>The Viking fullback brought down...</i>

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Camera Two,
cover the downfield pass pattern.

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Camera Four,
move down to the line of scrimmage.

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He only picked up a half-yard, so now
it's fourth down and a kicking situation.

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Going in for Cleveland,
N0.27 Walter Roberts...

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...and N0.44
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson.

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So far this season, Boom Boom has
averaged 28.7 yards on his punt returns.

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- He leads the league in that department.
- Camera Four, move to the 30-yard line.

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Hinkle. Are you there, Hinkle?

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Yeah... Yeah.

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This <i>is</i> Hinkle. 30-yard line. Roger.

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How about some coffee out here for us?
With a little antifreeze in it?

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This way, Joe.

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Looks like Boom Boom
has not only racked up 55 yards...

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...but also one of our cameramen.

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Harry. Harry!

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I hope it isn't anything serious.

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And now let's take a look
at the accident again...

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...on the CBS
exclusive stop-action camera.

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Come on.

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Let's play ball.

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OK, let's go.

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Please, Mother. He'll be all right.

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Do you suppose maybe
it's something... internal?

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How would I know?
I'm a lawyer, not a doctor.

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Children!

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Jeffrey. Ginger. Cut that out.
This is a hospital.

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Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg,
this is the place to do it.

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Oh, I... I'm terribly sorry.

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All my fault, Sister. I was just trying to...
I'm his brother-in-law, Sister.

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And this is his mother, Sister,
and this is my wife, his sister, Sister.

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- We were sort of anxious to find out if...
- I understand.

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But it'll be a few more minutes.

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Thank you, Sister. Shut up, Mother.

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Poor Harry.

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He was always so brittle.
Remember when he fell off the garage?

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- Oh, Mother. Not that old story again.
- What story?

46
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When they were kids in Toledo, he
and Charlotte were playing paratrooper.

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- She pushed him off the roof.
- I didn't push him, he jumped.

48
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And he had an umbrella.
Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?

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- Did he hurt himself?
- Spent two months in bed.

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He had a compressed vertebra.

51
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Compressed vertebra, huh?

52
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- Hey, Dad! Can we have a dime?
- What?

53
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Can we have a dime? To put in that box.

54
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It's for unwed mothers.

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Unwed mothers, huh?

56
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Well, I'm for that.

57
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Harry?

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Harry, baby, how do you feel?

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It's me, Mama.

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And Charlotte is here,
and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey.

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Hi, sports fans.

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- How is he, Doc?
- He has a mild concussion.

63
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He's under sedation.
He'll rest comfortably.

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This is Harry Hinkle on Camera Four.

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He doesn't know his own mother.

66
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- Any broken bones, internal bleeding?
- I don't think so.

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How long you been outta medical school?

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- Five months.
- That long, huh?

69
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- Sir?
- OK, Louie. You pick up the band.

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I'll pan with the pompom girls.

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<i>~ La la-la la-la-la-la-la. ~</i>

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Let's go.

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- Wait. Where are you taking him?
- To the general ward.

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Oh, no. I want a private room for him.
Nothing is too good for my brother-in-law.

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- Check with the admission office.
- No red tape, Sister. Take him upstairs.

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- How about the penthouse suite?
- Now you're talking, Doctor.

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- Hello, Uncle Harry.
- Hi.

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They're not gonna
cut him open, are they?

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Shut up. Charlotte, take her home.
Take everybody home.

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Aren't you coming? What about dinner?

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The hell with it. I'm not lettin' him
out of my sight, not for a minute.

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Jeffrey! Ginger! We're on our way.

83
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- We wanna skate some more.
- You can play at home.

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Yeah, why don't you teach 'em
that paratrooper game?

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<i>Cleveland Plain Dealer?</i>
Give me the city desk.

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This is William H Gingrich,
attorney-at-law. I represent Harry Hinkle.

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The cameraman
who was hurt at the game today.

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Yes. I'm suing CBS, the Cleveland Browns
and the Municipal Stadium for $1 million.

89
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That's right. A million dollars.

90
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Hinkle. H-l-N-K-L-E. St Mark's Hospital.

91
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He's very serious. And so am I.

92
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- Mr Hinkle's room. What's the number?
- Sorry. It's not visiting hours.

93
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,373
Well, maybe you could make
an exception. I'm the guy...

94
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Oh, you're Mr Jackson, aren't you?

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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.

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What do <i>you</i> think our chances are
against Philadelphia?

97
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:35,335
- Sister Veronica wants 13 points.
- You bet around here?

98
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:38,816
Certainly. I already owe her
a Coke from last week.

99
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I can't say anything. It's against
regulations. I could be suspended.

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I understand. He's in 403,
right down the corridor.

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Thank you.

102
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Give her 121/2 points.

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- Yes?
- This <i>is</i> Mr Hinkle's room?

104
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- That's right.
- How is he?

105
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I called, but they wouldn't
give me any information.

106
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I wouldn't know about
his condition. He's asleep.

107
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- Oh... I guess I'd better wait outside.
- You do that.

108
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:33,173
How about that guy? He's got
some nerve showing up here.

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You wouldn't have
a razor on you, would you?

110
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Whatever happened to all those
beautiful nurses you see on television?

111
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Would you mind leaving us
alone for a little while?

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I'd be delighted.

113
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Morning, Harry.

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00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,451
- How... how did I get <i>here?</i>
- By stretcher and ambulance.

115
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:10,937
- Oh, my head. What did they give me?
- A whole gang of sleeping pills.

116
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- Where's the can?
- Forget it. You can't get out of bed.

117
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,333
I can't get... Who says?

118
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:18,054
Hate to break it to you,
but you got a spinal injury.

119
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,057
- What?
- Your left leg is numb...

120
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:24,458
...and you got no feeling in
the first three fingers of your right hand.

121
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:28,408
You're crazy.
I can move my hand <i>and</i> my leg.

122
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,895
Sure you can, if you
wanna blow a million bucks.

123
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,659
- A million buc?
- That's what we're suing for.

124
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:37,693
They'll offer us $100,000,
we settle for a quarter of a million.

125
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- I gotta go to the can.
- Stay where you are. I'll bring it to you.

126
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,570
What are you tryin' to pull? I'm all right.

127
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:49,010
One thing I hate is a patient
who makes his own diagnosis.

128
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:52,052
- There's nothing wrong with me.
- That's what <i>you</i> think.

129
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,694
Not only can't you move
your hand and your leg...

130
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:57,254
...you got ringing in your ears
and double vision.

131
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,338
- Double vision?
- How many of me do you see?

132
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:04,533
One. One cheap, chiselling shyster lawyer
who of all people had to marry my sister.

133
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:08,414
I'm handin' you a quarter of
a million dollars on a silver platter!

134
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,657
Don't want the money, don't want
the silver platter, I just...

135
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:16,296
Insurance companies have got so much
money they've run out of storage space.

136
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:20,049
What's a quarter of a million to them?
They take it out of petty cash.

137
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,855
So don't give me with the scruples.

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00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:32,771
- What is it?
- The nurse said he was awake.

139
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,414
Look, pal, can't you read?
We got a sick man here.

140
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,735
How sick is he?
Nobody will tell me anything.

141
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:41,933
- Leave the flowers. I'll give 'em to him.
- No, thanks. Maybe I could see him later?

142
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,060
Yeah.

143
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,810
They put you in these
just to humiliate you.

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Sh!

145
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,579
Where are my clothes?
I'm checkin' outta here.

146
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Where do you think you are?
In a Hilton Hotel?

147
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:58,092
You're not registered here.
You got a number on your wrist!

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00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:02,372
- Do I need a reprieve from the governor?
- No, a discharge from the doctor.

149
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,775
- Get into bed!
- OK!

150
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,131
But only because
it's draughty and I got no pants.

151
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,410
Harry, puppy...

152
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,376
How much do you make a week?
I mean, after withholding...

153
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,616
...supporting your mother, alimony?

154
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,300
All right, so I owe you $60.

155
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,970
It's not that, Harry. It's not that.

156
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,172
It's just that I don't want
my brother-in-law to be a nobody.

157
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:29,088
I wanna see you in a fastback Mustang,
Italian silk suits...

158
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,973
...a decent apartment,
a go-go baby all the way.

159
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,738
I won't stand still
for one of your phoney whiplash cases!

160
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,135
Whiplash?
We're going for all the marbles.

161
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:41,138
- I wouldn't lift a finger...
- That's all you have to do!

162
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:44,855
Not lift a finger! Think of your mother.
Think of your mother, Harry.

163
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:50,213
Bronchitis every winter. She should
be in Florida, baking her chest.

164
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,969
And your sister -
33 years old and never had a fur coat.

165
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,331
And your nephew and niece.
They have to sleep in the same room.

166
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:00,816
- You want them to wind up in analysis?
- You want me to wind up in jail?

167
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:05,172
That's negative thinking! Sure, insurance
guys are tough and they're smart.

168
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:09,339
But I know all their tricks. They'll hit you
with hammers, stick pins in you...

169
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,099
- Not me!
- Remember which nerves are damaged.

170
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,417
From your ring finger to your thumb,
you're numb. Your leg...

171
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:18,896
- Don't miss any details.
- I don't care if 100 doctors examine you.

172
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:22,808
If you say your back is killing you,
that's what we call "pain and suffering".

173
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:27,092
- The money you get for that is tax-free.
- What pain? What suffering?

174
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:31,657
Six months from now you suddenly start
having dizzy spells, muscle spasms...

175
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,011
...sciatica, you can't work any more...
<i>Then</i> try to collect!

176
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,779
There's nothing wrong with my back...

177
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,970
...if you'd just get off it!

178
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,100
Breakfast.

179
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,899
I thought you might like some nice
stewed prunes. We must keep regular.

180
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:50,012
- Where's the damn doctor?
- Dr Krugman is making his rounds.

181
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,096
He'll be here shortly with your X-rays.

182
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:55,769
Thank you, Nurse.
And bring <i>him</i> some breakfast, too.

183
00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:00,374
Did you hear what she said? X-rays.
There goes your whole cockamamie case.

184
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,493
Oh, yeah? What about your little mishap
when you were with the paratroopers?

185
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,576
What paratroopers?

186
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:10,249
You and Charlotte
on the garage roof in Toledo?

187
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,690
- That compressed vertebra, remember?
- That was like 30 years ago.

188
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:19,736
With a vertebra, you can't tell an old injury
from a new one, so who'll ever know?

189
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,897
<i>I will! Look, I'm not sayin'
I'm any better than the next guy.

190
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,569
Maybe I add a few bucks to my expenses,
but an out-and-out fake, I'm...

191
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,857
Fake? We got 83,000 eyewitnesses.

192
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,778
Another 30 million
watched it on television.

193
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:37,451
They saw you get hit by a 220lb monster
and take a spill over that tarpaulin...

194
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:40,572
...which shouldn't have been there
in the first place.

195
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,339
We got a clear-cut case of negligence.

196
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,177
If you think that gown is humiliating,
taste this coffee.

197
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,689
Where do you think you are?
In a Hilton Hotel?

198
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:53,335
It won't even come to trial. Juries
love to soak an insurance company.

199
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:56,099
- When I wheel you into that courtroom...
- Wheel me in?

200
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,450
Yeah, wearin' one of those corsets.

201
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:01,140
- You wanna bet?
- Only until we collect the money.

202
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,728
Then you make a gradual recovery.

203
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:07,819
I'm gonna make a rapid recovery.
I'm gonna start right now!

204
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,375
I told you no calls.

205
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,455
New York? OK, I'll take it.

206
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,780
Hello?

207
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:20,015
Yes, this is Harry Hinkle's room.
Who wants him?

208
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,140
Who?

209
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,177
You don't say... Yeah, hold on a second.

210
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,178
The next voice you hear will be your wife.

211
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,090
- I have no wife.
- All right, your ex-wife.

212
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,292
- Tell her to drop dead.
- Sorry, Sandy. He can't talk right now.

213
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,059
- Now or any other time. Hang up!
- Sh!

214
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:42,775
Yes, Sandy, it's true. Did you see it, dear?
Did you see it on television?

215
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,216
No, it's in the paper this morning.

216
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:49,731
But all it says is they carried him off
unconscious, and you're suing.

217
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,858
- How bad is he?
- Well, we don't know yet, dear...

218
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:58,814
...but it's gonna take more than
a Band-Aid, I can tell you that.

219
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,091
Listen, you bitch, if it's
the alimony you're worried about...

220
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,609
Come off it, Sandy.
Why else would you call me?

221
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:06,976
You don't have to believe me, Harry.

222
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:11,378
But isn't it possible that I'm worried about
<i>you</i> and wanted to find out how you felt?

223
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:16,655
Isn't that touching? You didn't care how
I felt when you ran off with Gus Gilroy!

224
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,216
Didn't even leave a note, just
a stale meat loaf in the refrigerator!

225
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,696
I went nuts trying to find the laundry
where you'd taken my shirts!

226
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,460
Please, Harry, this is no time to...

227
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:34,531
Well, it was your fault, too, because
you're too nice a person, and too kind.

228
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:38,209
You shoulda run after me and
belted me a few and dragged me back.

229
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:44,656
It's lucky I didn't. I woulda strangled you
with one of Gus Gilroy's fancy ties!

230
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,014
- Well, what would you...
- He's had a concussion.

231
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,892
He doesn't know what he's saying.

232
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:54,138
It may be a couple of days before we have
doctors' reports. Where can I reach you?

233
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:58,731
Well, don't worry. Don't worry, baby.
If your friend answers, I'll hang up.

234
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,250
OK, if it's more convenient,
you call here. Goodbye, Sandy.

235
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:06,771
Of all the miserable broads. I don't know
what I ever saw in her in the first place.

236
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,255
Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed.

237
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,569
Used to walk around like a zombie
because her nail polish was always wet.

238
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:18,774
That's unless she was crawling on her
knees trying to find her contact lenses.

239
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,856
Still crazy about her, huh?

240
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,335
And stupid? Agh!

241
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,499
Never read a book in her life.

242
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,900
She read one book. <i>The Carpetbaggers.</i>

243
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:34,215
End of six months she was on page 19.

244
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:39,695
We had no life together,
no dialogue, no laughs, no...

245
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:43,529
You know, Harry, I've seen guys carry
a torch before, but you're the champ.

246
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:47,175
You could carry it from Greece to Mexico
to open the next Olympic Games.

247
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,370
- Me?
- You.

248
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,936
Are you outta your skull? You know
how many girls I've had since Sandy?

249
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:57,975
- Phyllis, Sheila, Janet...
- Use the other hand. That one's numb.

250
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,092
Don't give me with that torch.
As far as I'm concerned...

251
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,496
And the funny thing is
she still cares about <i>you.</i>

252
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,852
- The hell she does.
- Did you hear her?

253
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,369
Did you hear her?
She was practically crying.

254
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,175
And when she hears what shape
you're in, mangled and helpless...

255
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,416
...she'll hop the first plane from New York.

256
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:21,499
You play along with me, Harry,
and you'll get your wife back.

257
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,775
- Who wants her?
- You do.

258
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,460
Because you still love her.

259
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,011
We open the kid up, and what do we find?

260
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,938
Three buttons, a thumbtack,
and 27 cents in change.

261
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,459
Morning, Doctor.

262
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:42,096
Parents couldn't afford to pay for
the operation, so I kept the 27 cents.

263
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,495
I'm Dr Krugman.
How are you feeling today?

264
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:48,329
- Oh, pretty good.
- He means considering.

265
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:52,089
- What do the X-rays show?
- I'm kinda curious myself.

266
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:55,576
I was sitting on the 40-yard line.
<i>Oy, gevalt...</i>

267
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,693
- Mm...
- You said it, Doctor.

268
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,310
Sister?

269
00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:10,180
Would you mind cranking the bed down?

270
00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:12,266
Yes, indeed.

271
00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:20,582
- Ohh! Ohh!
- What's the matter?

272
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:24,339
- My back! Crank it up! Crank it up!
- Does it hurt much?

273
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:27,030
I should hope so.
He's got a compressed vertebra.

274
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,618
- I've got what?
- Here, look at this.

275
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,025
There's a compression
of the fifth vertebra.

276
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:35,381
- Are you sure?
- I don't wear this because I'm a barber.

277
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:39,469
- I'm not questioning your competence.
- So don't kibitz!

278
00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:42,830
Now just relax. Tell me if this hurts.

279
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,190
Agh!

280
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,143
- Take it easy, Doc.
- I said no kibitzing.

281
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:03,660
- Could I have that cigarette?
- Is it all right if he smokes?

282
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:08,147
Personally, I gave it up. But if you
gotta smoke, blow a little of it my way.

283
00:24:17,470 --> 00:24:19,665
Why are you holding
the cigarette like that?

284
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:23,066
- The other fingers are sort of numb.
- Numb? Did you say numb?

285
00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:26,182
- You heard him.
- I don't understand. He hurt his back.

286
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:30,064
- What's that got to do with the fingers?
- It's normal in a case like this.

287
00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,750
The vertebra must be
pressing on the nerve ending.

288
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:36,499
- Is that a fact?
- It's like a watch that's been run over.

289
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:39,781
Imagine what happens to
the springs, the wheels, the balance.

290
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,470
I guess I'm lucky I'm still ticking.

291
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:49,299
Now tell me when this feels sharp
and when this feels dull.

292
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,060
Sharp... Sharp!

293
00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:54,620
Dull... Dull.

294
00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,986
Sharp... Dull.

295
00:24:57,110 --> 00:25:00,261
Sharp... Sharp... Dull.

296
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,984
We got this trainer
on the team, Doc Murphy.

297
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:06,944
He's great with this kind of stuff.
Us players get clobbered all the time.

298
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:10,380
- Outside.
- He'll just give you a massage and...

299
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,582
- I said out.
- You're Boom Boom Jackson.

300
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:15,860
- Yeah. I brought you these.
- Thank you.

301
00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:18,550
Sister, would you please
put these in a vase?

302
00:25:18,670 --> 00:25:22,583
Goodbye now. Goodbye.
You're very thoughtful. Goodbye.

303
00:25:22,710 --> 00:25:24,143
How'd the game come out?

304
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:27,387
They kicked a field goal
in the last five seconds.

305
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:30,263
Because I fumbled on the 12-yard line.

306
00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:33,340
That's... tough.

307
00:25:34,510 --> 00:25:37,707
They're charging you
for a second breakfast.

308
00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:42,868
- Ever had a previous back injury?
- Hm?

309
00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:46,141
- Maybe when you were a child?
- Uh, lemme see...

310
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:52,424
Um... The phone. Why doesn't
one of you nurses answer the phone?

311
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,381
- What phone?
- It's ringing.

312
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,705
How many nurses do you see?

313
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,820
- Two.
- Two?

314
00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:04,822
- Can we afford 'em?
- Don't tell me <i>this</i> is normal, Doctor.

315
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:09,028
- Somebody pull the shade down.
- I'll do it.

316
00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:17,750
Open your eyes wide. Look at him.

317
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,150
Hm.

318
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,706
- Nice retina.
- Thank you.

319
00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:40,900
What is it, Doc? Any brain damage?
Give it to us straight.

320
00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:44,102
No, just a simple concussion.
All he needs is a little bed rest.

321
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:48,018
Thank God. But actually
it's the back that bothering me.

322
00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:51,222
- Bothering <i>you?</i>
- Those nerves, all connected up.

323
00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:56,219
If it affects his hand, how do we know it
doesn't affect another part of his body?

324
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:01,587
- If you don't mind, I'll have my breakfast.
- Don't you move!

325
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,901
My leg! Got no feeling in my left leg!

326
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,986
Put him back in bed.

327
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,260
Careful now.

328
00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:24,908
Look, Doc, I don't wanna kibitz,
but I don't like the looks of this.

329
00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:28,022
I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean
to hurt you, honest I didn't.

330
00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:31,347
I never hurt anybody in my life,
not even when they played dirty.

331
00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:34,223
You couldn't help it.
It was just one of those things.

332
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:39,299
You're gonna get well, aren't you, buddy?
You gotta. You just gotta, for me.

333
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:43,548
- If you want a layman's opinion...
- I do not.

334
00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:48,263
Nurse? There must be a lower back injury
as well. Get ahold of Dr Montgomery.

335
00:27:48,390 --> 00:27:52,588
I'll want more X-rays, an encephalogram,
an EMG, and if necessary a spinal tap.

336
00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:55,463
- Yes, Doctor.
- Anything I can do?

337
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,945
Pray for him, Sister.

338
00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:19,624
O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid.
Good afternoon.

339
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:23,743
Sorry, Mr O'Brien is in conference
with Mr Thompson and Mr Kincaid.

340
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,667
Oh, just a minute.

341
00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:30,147
Mr O'Brien, it's Consolidated Insurance.
Office of the vice president.

342
00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:32,625
All right, put him through.

343
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,945
Yes, Mr Dalrymple.

344
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:39,700
Of course we know it's a million dollars.
Of course we know it isn't chicken feed.

345
00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:43,789
Please, Mr Dalrymple. You have three
grown-up lawyers handling this case.

346
00:28:43,910 --> 00:28:47,869
We have the hospital report, and we
have the Purkey Agency working on it.

347
00:28:47,990 --> 00:28:51,380
So you just sit back
and leave the worrying to us.

348
00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,660
Go on, Mr Purkey.

349
00:28:54,590 --> 00:29:00,347
In 1959, Harry Hinkle collected $18 for
a raincoat he'd lost in a movie theatre.

350
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:04,383
The coat was ultimately recovered,
and he returned the $18.

351
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,902
Otherwise, there is no record
that he has ever filed a claim...

352
00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:10,988
...against any insurance company
in the United States.

353
00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:14,659
Guess the young man's clean.
Now, let's see. Who's his attorney?

354
00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:17,020
- William Gingrich.
- Gingrich? Gingrich...

355
00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:20,506
- You know... Whiplash Willie.
- Oh, him again.

356
00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:24,669
Well, I guess our first step is to have
Hinkle examined by our own doctors.

357
00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:27,668
- We need the consent of the plaintiff.
- Call Gingrich.

358
00:29:27,790 --> 00:29:31,385
He's not only Hinkle's lawyer.
He's his brother-in-law.

359
00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:34,820
Get me William Gingrich. His office
is somewhere in this building.

360
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:41,347
Now tell me, Mr Cimoli.
Exactly how did you break your hip?

361
00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:44,746
- It's my pelvis.
- All right, your pelvis. How did it happen?

362
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,987
I was comin' out this store,
and there it was on the sidewalk.

363
00:29:48,110 --> 00:29:49,110
What?

364
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,501
- This.
- I see.

365
00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:58,306
- You were coming out of what store?
- Nat's Delicatessen, on Euclid Avenue.

366
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,227
- Too bad.
- Oh, such pain.

367
00:30:00,350 --> 00:30:03,228
I mean too bad it didn't happen
in front of the May Company.

368
00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:07,468
From them you can collect. Couldn't you
have dragged yourself another 20 feet?

369
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,110
Hello?

370
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:16,181
Speaking. O'Brien, Thompson
and Kincaid? Yes, what can I do for you?

371
00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:20,743
The Hinkle case?
Oh, yes. I'm handling that.

372
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:25,549
Well, I can't talk right now.
I have an office full of people.

373
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,550
Suppose I come up to your place? Right.

374
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:31,705
Say, how much do you think
my pelvis is worth?

375
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,822
By itself, nothing.
So it's a good thing you came to me.

376
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:37,783
Before we're through,
we'll have them begging for mercy.

377
00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:40,663
- Who's "them"?
- That I haven't figured out yet.

378
00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,543
But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

379
00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:53,963
This guy is so full of angles, he starts to
describe a donut, it comes out a pretzel.

380
00:30:54,090 --> 00:30:57,287
Nevertheless, I suggest
we try the friendly approach.

381
00:30:57,410 --> 00:31:01,449
OK. But after you shake hands with him,
I suggest you count your fingers.

382
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:05,040
- I'd better get out of here.
- Purkey, I want you to keep digging away.

383
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:10,005
My pleasure. I'd like to dig a nice,
deep hole for our friend Gingrich.

384
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:23,288
- Hi there, Purkey, old boy. Keeping busy?
- I'm not complaining.

385
00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:26,959
Attababy! To see O'Brien,
Thompson and Kincaid.

386
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:30,321
- And you are?
- Gingrich, Gingrich and Gingrich.

387
00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:36,044
- Hey!
- What's the matter?

388
00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:44,483
- Nothin'.
- Go right in, Mr Gingrich.

389
00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:47,078
Thanks. And take
the rest of the afternoon off.

390
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,919
- Gentlemen.
- Ah, Mr Gingrich.

391
00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:52,484
I've heard a lot about you.
Sit down, sit down.

392
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:56,808
Say! You each have an office like this,
or do you all bunk together?

393
00:31:56,930 --> 00:32:01,003
- The reason we called you up here...
- Lemme guess. You want to settle.

394
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,564
- Settle? Certainly not.
- That settles that.

395
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:07,205
You got no case. It's a simple matter
of workmen's compensation.

396
00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:10,402
That tarpaulin should have
been rolled back 50 feet...

397
00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:13,283
...and it's gonna cost you $20,000 per foot!

398
00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:16,561
Rubbish! All the legal precedents
are on our side.

399
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:21,161
That so? What about <i>Fishbein</i>
versus <i>The Empire State Building?</i>

400
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:24,566
- What about it?
- Volume 16, New York Supplement 2...

401
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:28,046
...Page 45, 1939.

402
00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:32,644
A window washer, 61st floor.
The safety belt broke, and...

403
00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:36,201
Mr Fishbein was taking
a normal occupational risk.

404
00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:41,524
The window washer's name was Jones.
Fishbein was a pedestrian on 34th Street.

405
00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:44,881
The next thing he knew,
he was splattered all over the sidewalk.

406
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:47,365
The widow sued, was awarded $85,000.

407
00:32:47,490 --> 00:32:51,722
Case appealed, judgment upheld.
Volume 259, Appellant Division, page 56.

408
00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:57,288
Also Volume 24, New York
Supplement 2, page 168, 1940.

409
00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,720
Maybe in New York
they throw money around.

410
00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:03,479
All right. <i>Mrs Cunningham</i>
versus <i>Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.</i>

411
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:07,398
US District Court,
Eastern District of Ohio, N0.8927.

412
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:12,445
Mrs Cunningham, going to Cincinnati to
visit dying uncle, gets trapped in a toilet.

413
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:16,404
The car is hitched to another train,
she winds up in California.

414
00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:19,249
By this time the uncle is dead,
she's cut out of the will.

415
00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:22,760
So she sues the railroad for damages.
Does this ring a bell?

416
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:25,006
- Never heard of it.
- None of you has?

417
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,598
Because you gentlemen
represented the railroad.

418
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:29,925
- We did?
- And lost the case.

419
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:33,281
Suppose we
get back to the Hinkle case.

420
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:36,846
- You should bone up on negligence.
- We've seen the hospital report.

421
00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:39,928
- Discouraging, isn't it?
- We don't accept it at face value.

422
00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,405
- I wouldn't either.
- Look, Gingrich.

423
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:46,159
We demand the right to have
our own doctors examine Hinkle.

424
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,963
- You got it.
- Agree to it, or we'll get a court order.

425
00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:51,923
- I agree to it.
- Now don't give us any trouble, Gingrich.

426
00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:53,050
We...

427
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:56,408
- What do you mean, you agree to it?
- Permission granted.

428
00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:59,567
- You have no objections?
- As a matter of fact, I insist on it.

429
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,488
To you gentlemen
it's just a question of money.

430
00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:05,443
But to me, it's a personal tragedy.

431
00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:09,529
My kid brother-in-law,
possibly disabled for life.

432
00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:14,405
I'm sure you'll bring him the best doctors,
the specialists we could never afford.

433
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:17,488
Maybe you'll even send him
to the Mayo Clinic.

434
00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:20,363
Don't worry. Mr Hinkle
will get a thorough going-over.

435
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:23,721
- Good. Will there be anything else?
- I can't think of anything.

436
00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:27,479
Well, I can. To examine my client,
you'll need written consent.

437
00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:32,400
- Yes, of course. Get Miss Heffelfinger.
- I have the authorisations right here.

438
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:35,488
Three copies, all signed and notarised.

439
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,570
Thank you, gentlemen.
If you'll excuse me...

440
00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:41,079
...I have somebody waiting in my office.

441
00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:45,600
Interesting case. I'm considering
suing the United Fruit Company.

442
00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:49,723
There should be a warning on bananas.
They can be hazardous to your health.

443
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,475
Carry on, gentlemen.

444
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:21,516
<i>Therefore I say, if you once forfeit</i>
<i>the confidence of your fellow citizens...</i>

445
00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:25,206
<i>... you can never regain</i>
<i>their respect and esteem.</i>

446
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:30,442
<i>It is true that you may fool</i>
<i>all of the people some of the time.</i>

447
00:35:30,745 --> 00:35:33,807
<i>You can even fool</i>
<i>some of the people all of the time.</i>

448
00:35:34,241 --> 00:35:37,550
<i>But you can't fool</i>
<i>all of the people all of the time.</i>

449
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,450
Hi, kid.

450
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:49,327
- What are you watchin'?
- An old movie about Abraham Lincoln.

451
00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:52,248
Lincoln? Great president, lousy lawyer.

452
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:56,200
I picked up some stuff at your apartment.
Robe, slippers...

453
00:35:56,330 --> 00:36:01,404
- Your Playboy pyjamas with the bunnies.
- How much longer do I have to stay here?

454
00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:03,486
Till they get through with your tests.

455
00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:07,398
I hope I flunk! I'm sick of pretending
to doctors, and Mother, and Charlotte.

456
00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:12,001
- You're not gonna flunk. Take my word.
- I can't sit up, lie down... I can't sleep.

457
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:16,487
- You'll get used to that corset.
- Why did I let you talk me into this? Why?

458
00:36:16,610 --> 00:36:17,610
Why?

459
00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:21,880
That's why.

460
00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:29,843
- Where did you find it?
- Where you stashed it.

461
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,167
Top shelf of your closet,
behind the 78 records.

462
00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:37,324
Remember that day? It was July 4th.

463
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,605
Some wise guy
put a firecracker under our bed.

464
00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:43,961
Don't look at me. Check my son's alibi.

465
00:36:45,850 --> 00:36:48,239
Why hasn't she called yet?
You said she'd call.

466
00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:51,567
- That's what she said.
- Maybe she won't call at all.

467
00:36:51,690 --> 00:36:54,045
- Maybe she won't.
- What do you mean she won't?

468
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,207
Maybe she's so anxious to see you
that she's on a train.

469
00:36:57,330 --> 00:37:00,288
Maybe that door will open
and she'll just walk in.

470
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:06,250
Come in.

471
00:37:07,770 --> 00:37:09,370
Harry...

472
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:13,002
- Hello, Mother. Hi, Charlotte.
- My poor baby.

473
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,645
- What have they done to you?
- He's wearing a corset, Mother.

474
00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:20,046
Everybody does. You wear a corset,
Charlotte wears a corset.

475
00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:22,479
- I wear a girdle!
- Don't fight, please.

476
00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,920
I brought you some mushroom soup
and some hot biscuits.

477
00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:29,008
- Forget it. I ordered him a Chinese lunch.
- A Chinese lunch?

478
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:32,839
- I spent the whole morning in the kitchen.
- I'll have it for dinner.

479
00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:35,200
Mother, you're upsetting everybody.

480
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,685
You shouldn't be here.
You should be in Florida.

481
00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:41,689
- Four weeks in the sun and you'll be...
- And leave Harry like that? I couldn't!

482
00:37:41,810 --> 00:37:44,688
Don't worry. I'll take care of him.
I've got your ticket.

483
00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:49,406
Your plane leaves tomorrow. I'll drive you
to the airport in the new Mustang.

484
00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:52,681
- What new Mustang?
- Your new Mustang.

485
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:55,802
- I'm breaking it in for you.
- Gee, that's big of ya.

486
00:37:55,930 --> 00:37:57,807
- What's your favourite colour?
- Red.

487
00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:02,560
Dammit! I hope you don't mind. I got it
in beige to match Charlotte's fur coat.

488
00:38:02,690 --> 00:38:05,568
- What?
- It's kit fox. The hat goes with it.

489
00:38:05,690 --> 00:38:07,646
- You like it?
- He loves it.

490
00:38:07,770 --> 00:38:10,967
Florida, Mustangs, foxes...
How are we gonna pay for all this?

491
00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:14,082
- Our credit is good.
- Don't you think we better wait...

492
00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:16,440
...till we see some of
that insurance money?

493
00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:19,209
Who waits nowadays?
Take the government.

494
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,845
When they shoot a billion dollars' worth
of hardware into space...

495
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:24,926
...it's all on the Diners Club.

496
00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:28,804
That terrible woman!
What's she doing here?

497
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:32,962
If you must know,
they're still crazy about each other.

498
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:35,206
In fact, she may be here any minute.

499
00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:38,083
Harry, you're not going to make
the same mistake again?

500
00:38:38,210 --> 00:38:41,964
- After what she did to you...
- Mother, why <i>don't</i> you go to Florida?

501
00:38:42,090 --> 00:38:45,639
Four weeks baking your chest...

502
00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:48,049
Don't you insult her.

503
00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:50,365
- I...
- Mother!

504
00:38:50,490 --> 00:38:52,090
Come in.

505
00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:56,420
Hi, buddy. How are you feeling?

506
00:38:57,650 --> 00:39:01,006
- Come on in, Boom Boom.
- I brought you a present.

507
00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:05,285
The boys on the team chipped in,
and we got you this.

508
00:39:07,130 --> 00:39:09,485
- Ohh!
- You shouldn't have.

509
00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:12,605
It's electric.

510
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:17,087
It's got three speeds, left-hand drive,
white sidewall tyres, a safety belt...

511
00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:19,724
That's some chariot.
Do they make a two-seater?

512
00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:23,604
- You already got a Mustang.
- And here's a little idea <i>I had.

513
00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:27,200
You mount it on the chair, and
any time you need something...

514
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:29,530
Oh! Don't!

515
00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:34,960
Believe me, Mrs Hinkle,
instead of him needing this chair...

516
00:39:35,090 --> 00:39:37,524
...I wish it was me.

517
00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:40,483
If only they can make him
walk again someday!

518
00:39:40,610 --> 00:39:42,999
- I'll be all right, Mother.
- Sure he will.

519
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:48,079
Every week you read in <i>Time</i> magazine
how they're transplanting kidneys...

520
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:51,282
...and making new spines out of fibreglass.

521
00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:54,766
Don't you think
the doctors read that stuff too?

522
00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,409
Good morning. How's the patient?
And the family?

523
00:40:01,530 --> 00:40:03,919
Good morning, Sister.

524
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:06,484
121/2 points indeed.

525
00:40:07,330 --> 00:40:11,289
Here's the timetable for your
insurance examinations this afternoon...

526
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,605
...by Professor Winterhalter and his staff.

527
00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,925
- Professor?
- Oh. He's Swiss, you know.

528
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:19,669
- Oh! Oh! No!
- Two o'clock, electromyogram.

529
00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:22,930
Four o'clock, dynamometer test.

530
00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:25,405
Six o'clock, myelogram.

531
00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:29,163
- We'll be ready, Sister.
- We will?

532
00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:32,487
Oh, but tomorrow will be
a real rough day for you.

533
00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:34,999
You start at seven in the morning.

534
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:38,486
Now, now, Mrs Hinkle. We must be brave.

535
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:42,125
Come on, Mother.
I'll take you home and help you pack.

536
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:45,563
- Bye, Harry.
- Come on, Mother. Come on.

537
00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:51,729
Why don't those doctors leave him alone?
Why put him through all this misery?

538
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,887
I don't blame them.
There's big money involved.

539
00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:58,559
You'd be surprised how many people
try to fake a thing like this.

540
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:01,409
Fake? There'd better be
empty beds around here.

541
00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:03,725
If anybody calls my buddy a faker...

542
00:41:03,850 --> 00:41:06,239
I used to have one like this on my bike.

543
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:11,408
- You want me to attach it now?
- No, later. Let him get some rest.

544
00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:16,320
- Thank the boys for the chair.
- That's OK, buddy. Use it in good health.

545
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:21,322
- Now, let's get organised.
- I wish you'd tell him to stay away.

546
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:24,328
- Why? He's a nice guy.
- That's what I mean!

547
00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:27,169
Where's that Chinese lunch?
And what are you doing?

548
00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:30,646
Trying to get some circulation
in my legs. Do you mind?

549
00:41:30,770 --> 00:41:34,046
Circulation's the last thing we want.
Why don't we get back in bed?

550
00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:37,367
- What is this with the "we"?
- We're in this together, you and I.

551
00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:40,004
- Fifty-fifty.
- Fifty-fifty?

552
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:43,645
Don't you think that's fair?
I'm devoting 90% of my time to this case.

553
00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:45,886
And if you louse it up, I get nothing.

554
00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:50,450
Yes?

555
00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:58,207
- Did you order some lunch sent in?
- Yeah, yeah. Right here. Bring it in.

556
00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:02,321
What took you so long? A slow boat
from China? We got a hungry man.

557
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:04,441
He talks to me like that all the time.

558
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:08,006
- I don't want any food.
- Look at this. Fried shrimp, egg rolls...

559
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:11,725
- Chicken chow mein.
- I certainly don't want Chinese food.

560
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:14,045
Tea. You forgot the tea. Where's the tea?

561
00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:16,206
Nurse, get us a pot of tea.

562
00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:18,890
- Please?
- Please.

563
00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:21,285
That's more like it.

564
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:25,406
Maybe I'll just have an egg roll.

565
00:42:25,530 --> 00:42:28,169
Put that down! OK, let's go, Schindler.

566
00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:35,119
What's that?

567
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,206
And don't tell me it's chop suey.

568
00:42:37,330 --> 00:42:41,528
- He's gonna give you a shot.
- I'm not takin' any shots from a waiter.

569
00:42:41,650 --> 00:42:44,801
Waiter? This is
Doc Schindler from Chicago!

570
00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:48,445
- Howdy.
- Insurance guys think they're geniuses.

571
00:42:48,570 --> 00:42:51,880
But when they build a better mousetrap,
the mice get smarter too.

572
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:55,366
- You'll be careful, won't you, Doc?
- I'd better be. I'm on parole.

573
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,960
- Parole?
- They caught me tampering with a horse.

574
00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:02,082
- A veterinary?
- Well, actually, he's a dentist.

575
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:05,646
- Where d'you want it?
- Right arm, left leg. Make 'em numb.

576
00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:08,762
- Oh, numb!
- Sure. We want those nerves blocked.

577
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,960
Oh, then I'd better use the Novocaine.

578
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:14,446
With this stuff,
he'll run the mile in 1:34 flat.

579
00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:19,800
I just hope they don't give me a saliva test.

580
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,683
- Step on it. Sam the Hypnotist's coming.
- Sam the who?

581
00:43:22,810 --> 00:43:26,564
Posthypnotic suggestion. You're
gonna have symptoms you won't believe.

582
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:29,568
Find a nice freckle
so that the puncture won't show.

583
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,999
All righty now, just relax.

584
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,722
- You... Ow!
- Attaboy.

585
00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:35,920
What if I get an infection from this?

586
00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:40,009
We sue the hospital for using
dirty needles. Now the leg, Doc.

587
00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:46,645
Hurry up, Doc. The nurse is coming!

588
00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:49,925
I'm looking for a freckle.

589
00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:55,530
Ow!

590
00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:59,759
I used my influence in the kitchen.

591
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,047
Uh, he's...

592
00:44:05,170 --> 00:44:07,730
We, uh... We lost a shrimp somewhere.

593
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:11,319
I don't want that. Would you take it away?

594
00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:13,645
- Are you sure?
- You eat it.

595
00:44:13,770 --> 00:44:16,238
Don't you even want
the fortune cookie? Come on.

596
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:19,123
You've got to open your fortune cookie.

597
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:27,880
- Oh...
- What does it say?

598
00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:31,161
"You can fool all of the people
some of the time..."

599
00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,440
Let me see that.

600
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,929
Those Chinese. What do they know?

601
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,965
- Squeeze.
- Push!

602
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,680
- Feel this?
- Yes. Mm-hm.

603
00:44:57,810 --> 00:45:00,040
How about this?

604
00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,570
E flat?

605
00:45:02,170 --> 00:45:04,843
Well, gentlemen,
the evidence seems quite clear.

606
00:45:04,970 --> 00:45:08,042
- Obvious indications of nerve trauma.
- Obviously.

607
00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:11,924
- I concur.
- And what is your opinion, Professor?

608
00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:16,328
I have not formulated an opinion yet.
But I have formulated a hunch.

609
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:17,810
Oh?

610
00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:19,930
Fake.

611
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,250
Oh.

612
00:45:27,410 --> 00:45:29,765
It's a freckle.

613
00:45:35,010 --> 00:45:36,010
Pull.

614
00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:41,399
Left hand, 80.

615
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,730
Right hand.

616
00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:47,003
- Two.
- Two?

617
00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:50,361
- There's a pronounced discrepancy.
- Indubitably.

618
00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:54,688
- We seem to have a classic syndrome.
- Wouldn't you say so, Professor?

619
00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:57,529
I once saw a similar case in Zürich.

620
00:45:57,850 --> 00:45:58,850
Oh?

621
00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:02,130
Also fake.

622
00:46:02,570 --> 00:46:03,570
Oh.

623
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:12,479
Fascinating, the way we can now
corroborate subjective symptoms.

624
00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:15,488
- A technique developed in Rochester.
- I know.

625
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:18,078
I read all about it in <i>Time</i> magazine.

626
00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:22,927
Well, I think we must agree
our findings are not inconsistent...

627
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:26,201
...with an exacerbation
of the median nerve and lumbar plexus.

628
00:46:26,330 --> 00:46:28,890
- I agree.
- So do I.

629
00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:33,483
Are we then unanimous in our evaluation,
Professor Winterhalter?

630
00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:34,610
Fake!

631
00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:39,240
All these newfangled machines!

632
00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:41,838
Fake! They prove nothing.

633
00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:45,121
In the old days,
we used to do these things better.

634
00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:48,526
A man says he is paralysed,
we simply throw him in the snake pit.

635
00:46:48,650 --> 00:46:51,084
If he climbs out, then we know he is lying.

636
00:46:53,370 --> 00:46:57,124
- And if he doesn't climb out?
- Then we have lost a patient.

637
00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:59,320
But we have found an honest man.

638
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,363
Wait a minute.
You're not throwin' me in any pit!

639
00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:07,802
And you bring one snake in here,
just one little snake...

640
00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:09,330
Willie!

641
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,392
"Therefore, to answer
the most vital question...

642
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,115
...is the patient indeed disabled
or is he merely simulating?"

643
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,550
"After an analysis in depth
of all the diagnostic data...

644
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,353
...we have come
to the definite conclusion...

645
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,392
...that the evidence
is definitely inconclusive."

646
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,910
"Enclosed is a bill for our services
and a list of our expenses."

647
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,635
Double talk! $3700 worth of double talk!

648
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,593
You know, this case has been
getting a lot of publicity.

649
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,439
We could save the insurance company
money if we settle.

650
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,835
Settle? A phoney claim? Never!

651
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,950
It's not just their money
that's at stake, it's our integrity.

652
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:02,029
If we let shysters like Gingrich ride
roughshod over the laws of this land...

653
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,356
All right. Get Gingrich on the phone.

654
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,392
- You wear a belt, or suspenders?
- Suspenders?

655
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,796
They went out with Clarence Darrow.
Great lawyer, lousy dresser.

656
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,316
Hello, Gingrich here.

657
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,592
Oh, hello, Mr O'Brien. That's all right.
I just have my tailor here.

658
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,950
I'm too busy to get away from the office.

659
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,794
We know you're a busy man.
We're pretty busy too.

660
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,992
So why bother with something
as trifling as this Hinkle case?

661
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,157
It may drag through the courts
for months. What I mean is...

662
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,272
...we wouldn't be averse
to discussing a settlement.

663
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,834
I'd like to have
a matching tie and handkerchief.

664
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,952
Nothing flashy,
maybe something like this.

665
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,718
Sorry. You were saying?

666
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,434
In return for a release
from all future claims...

667
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,997
...we're willing to compensate your client
with a lump sum. Say $2,000.

668
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,192
- Fair enough?
- It may be fair, but it's not enough.

669
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,074
I had a slightly different figure
in mind. Say 500,000?

670
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,789
500,000? You're being grotesque.

671
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,276
Let me tell you something,
as one member of the Bar to another...

672
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,356
...if you <i>are</i> a member of the Bar...

673
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,790
Look, I don't wanna be unreasonable.

674
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,354
You say 2,000. I say 500,000.

675
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,677
Tell you what,
let's split it down the middle.

676
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,078
All right! If he wants a knockdown fight,
we'll give it to him. And no compromise!

677
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,191
- I'm with you.
- Now wait a minute.

678
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,029
- We can't go in front of a jury with this!
- We're not in front of a jury yet!

679
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,674
Purkey, you put Hinkle under surveillance.

680
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,712
- I was about to suggest that.
- He can't keep up this act.

681
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,310
- He's bound to crack.
- He's getting out of hospital tomorrow.

682
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,510
- Standard operation?
- What's that?

683
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,757
Microphone, tape recorder,
8mm camera, daytime coverage...

684
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,634
And at nighttime he can go out dancing?
We have to do better than that.

685
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,036
In that case,
may I recommend our Gemini Plan?

686
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,993
- What's Gemini?
- Two operatives, 24-hour coverage...

687
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,511
...a microphone in every room,
16mm camera, telescopic lens...

688
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,790
...and Technicolor.

689
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:20,703
You want something?

690
00:50:20,803 --> 00:50:23,665
- Yeah. I want you to cut out that singing.
- Sorry.

691
00:50:23,968 --> 00:50:26,245
Have we got everything?
Oh, yes. Slippers.

692
00:50:26,370 --> 00:50:29,806
- Shouldn't you be at the stadium?
- So I'm AWOL.

693
00:50:29,930 --> 00:50:32,967
But I put you in here.
The least I can do is help you move out.

694
00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:36,719
Look, Boom Boom, I don't want you
gettin' into trouble on account of me.

695
00:50:36,850 --> 00:50:39,489
So they fine me
another 100 bucks. Big deal!

696
00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:43,888
- What do you mean, another 100?
- I walked out on the coaching session.

697
00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:46,888
I just couldn't take it.
I went and had a couple of beers.

698
00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:48,966
Couldn't take what?

699
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:53,288
They were running the game film,
and when it came to our... accident...

700
00:50:53,410 --> 00:50:55,970
...they had it in slow motion.

701
00:50:56,090 --> 00:50:59,446
- You want these chopsticks?
- To hell with them.

702
00:51:00,650 --> 00:51:05,519
I don't mean to be personal, but didn't you
say your wife was coming to see you?

703
00:51:06,570 --> 00:51:10,563
She's dead... as far as I'm concerned,
so don't pack that picture.

704
00:51:10,690 --> 00:51:14,160
- What do you want me to do with it?
- Toss it out the window. Who cares?

705
00:51:14,290 --> 00:51:16,485
Don't you even want to save the frame?

706
00:51:16,610 --> 00:51:20,364
- We're all checked out. Ready to go, kid?
- Not before I talk to my lawyer.

707
00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:22,367
- What are you driving?
- A Caddy. Why?

708
00:51:22,490 --> 00:51:25,323
I don't think we can get
the wheelchair in the Mustang.

709
00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,601
- I'll bring it round to the front entrance.
- Good. Thanks.

710
00:51:28,730 --> 00:51:31,449
- Charlotte fixed Mother's room for you.
- That's nice.

711
00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:35,404
You'll be better off staying with us,
helpless as you are.

712
00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:39,603
- Somebody may walk through that door!
- You bet! And it's gonna be me.

713
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:42,927
I'm walkin' out on my own two feet
and without this damn corset!

714
00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:47,407
Are you crazy? We've got them
over a barrel. They're trying to settle.

715
00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:50,328
See the way he looks at me?
I'm lettin' him off the hook.

716
00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:53,283
- Harry, they'll get you for fraud.
- Let 'em!

717
00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:56,243
How can you be so selfish?
What about the money I've spent?

718
00:51:56,370 --> 00:51:59,680
Oh, I'm sure you'll think of somethin'.

719
00:51:59,810 --> 00:52:03,883
I did, but you're fighting it!
Are you afraid of a little prosperity?

720
00:52:04,010 --> 00:52:07,639
You're hopeless, Harry. A loser.
Always have been, always will be.

721
00:52:07,770 --> 00:52:10,125
A guy who jumps off roofs
with a closed umbrella!

722
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:14,323
Yeah? Hold on. A born loser!
You wanna know why you lost your wife?

723
00:52:14,450 --> 00:52:18,489
You got no character! No guts! I'm
surprised it didn't show in the X-rays.

724
00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:22,082
You left out the most
important thing. No brains!

725
00:52:22,210 --> 00:52:24,883
Buyin' that bull about
how I'm gonna get Sandy back.

726
00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:26,966
Well, I don't want any part of her.

727
00:52:27,090 --> 00:52:29,888
Cold-blooded little tramp,
shacked up with that guy...

728
00:52:30,010 --> 00:52:32,444
Not so loud. Do you want her to hear?

729
00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:36,485
It's Sandy. Shall I hang up?

730
00:52:38,330 --> 00:52:40,685
Get back in that chair.

731
00:52:43,610 --> 00:52:45,487
Yes, Sandy.

732
00:52:45,610 --> 00:52:48,363
Yes, he's coming along all right.

733
00:52:48,490 --> 00:52:51,129
Well, he has his bad spells
once in a while...

734
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,764
...but the doctors think he'll walk again.

735
00:52:54,210 --> 00:52:57,759
Poor bastard. I just hope
he winds up with a little money.

736
00:52:57,890 --> 00:53:01,007
But with you handling the case,
I know he will.

737
00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:04,245
Here he is.

738
00:53:07,290 --> 00:53:11,442
Hello, Sandy... Well, yes, it's me.
Why are you so surprised?

739
00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:14,762
Well, I only called Willie
to find out how you were.

740
00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:18,007
I didn't really think
you'd want to talk to me ever again...

741
00:53:18,130 --> 00:53:21,839
...the way you sounded the last time.
- It was right after the accident...

742
00:53:21,970 --> 00:53:25,724
...I was full of sedatives,
I didn't know what I was saying.

743
00:53:26,730 --> 00:53:29,290
I'm being discharged
from the hospital today.

744
00:53:29,410 --> 00:53:32,686
I guess there's nothing more
they can do for me here.

745
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,085
Where are you going to go?

746
00:53:36,290 --> 00:53:38,008
Sure I care.

747
00:53:38,170 --> 00:53:42,686
I figure I'll just go back to the apartment.
You remember our old apartment.

748
00:53:43,130 --> 00:53:47,521
Of course I do. Do you still have
that ugly brown velveteen couch?

749
00:53:50,930 --> 00:53:55,401
And the sets of mother-of-pearl demitasse
spoons we got for a wedding present?

750
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:58,567
And that cat.
What was her name? Tinker Bell?

751
00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:01,604
Yeah, everything is just the same.
Except the cat.

752
00:54:01,730 --> 00:54:04,722
She ran away too. There must be
something the matter with me.

753
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:09,401
Don't say that. Maybe there's
something the matter with Tinker Bell.

754
00:54:10,210 --> 00:54:13,600
Harry, I was wondering,
who's gonna look after you?

755
00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,966
Well, Mother's in Florida.

756
00:54:16,090 --> 00:54:19,002
Maybe Charlotte'll drop by,
bring me some mushroom soup.

757
00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:21,519
I could get myself
a babysitter once in a while.

758
00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:25,886
Harry, do you want me
to come and sit with you?

759
00:54:26,570 --> 00:54:28,800
Just say yes or no.

760
00:54:28,930 --> 00:54:31,319
Well, naturally the answer's yes.

761
00:54:31,450 --> 00:54:34,044
It's always nice to see an old roommate.

762
00:54:35,170 --> 00:54:39,960
But if it's in any way awkward...
I mean, I don't know your... situation.

763
00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:43,969
Well, let me handle that.
What if I can get away for a few days?

764
00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:46,524
Hey, Sandy. There's no towels!

765
00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:48,610
Coming.

766
00:54:48,970 --> 00:54:53,919
All right, then. I'll see you Monday.
And take care of yourself, do you hear?

767
00:54:56,690 --> 00:54:58,840
Loud and clear.

768
00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:04,128
- Guess what.
- Tinker Bell is coming back?

769
00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,450
Mm-hm.

770
00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:11,403
- I got the car out front. All set?
- You bet! Let's blow this joint.

771
00:55:12,090 --> 00:55:14,968
- Out of my way!
- Hey, fasten your seat belt.

772
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:19,003
Those things go eight miles an hour!

773
00:55:33,490 --> 00:55:35,685
Oh, doesn't it do your heart good?

774
00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,802
I have a hunch he'll be
up and around in no time.

775
00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:44,799
Now look, Sister, I asked you to pray
for him, but we don't want any miracles.

776
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:21,880
<i> One, two. Left, right.</i>

777
00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:24,570
What's that with the
"One, two. Left, right"?

778
00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:28,524
Hey, Max! What are they doin' over there?
Can you see anything?

779
00:56:28,650 --> 00:56:30,959
<i>One, two. Left, right.</i>

780
00:56:31,090 --> 00:56:32,967
- They're dancin' the frug.
- What?

781
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,365
<i>One, two. Left, right.</i>

782
00:56:39,970 --> 00:56:42,120
Left, right.

783
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:44,050
One, two.

784
00:56:44,410 --> 00:56:46,082
Left, right.

785
00:56:46,210 --> 00:56:48,804
The frug! Some sense of humour.

786
00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:51,922
If you ask me, we're just
wastin' our time. This guy's legit.

787
00:56:52,050 --> 00:56:54,325
Maybe so, but let's give it a chance.

788
00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:57,283
We've been watchin'
for three days and three nights!

789
00:56:57,410 --> 00:57:00,129
That coloured guy, he has to
dress him, shave him...

790
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,242
...put him to bed, carry him
to the toilet, brush his teeth...

791
00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:05,804
- If that's an act, then I'm Soupy Sales.
- Listen.

792
00:57:05,930 --> 00:57:09,320
I shadowed a guy suin' the Yellow Cab
Company. Some kinda collision.

793
00:57:09,450 --> 00:57:14,205
Claimed he was paralysed. Six weeks
we watched him, never moved a muscle.

794
00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:17,845
He had this Swedish masseuse come
every so often, give him a rubdown.

795
00:57:17,970 --> 00:57:21,280
Then one night, bingo!
There he was, givin' <i>her</i> a rubdown.

796
00:57:21,410 --> 00:57:23,640
- No kiddin'.
- Caught him red-handed.

797
00:57:23,770 --> 00:57:27,683
Except that idiot cameraman got so
carried away, he forgot to roll the film.

798
00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:30,244
- Couldn't you ask for another take?
- Well, I...

799
00:57:30,370 --> 00:57:35,364
You mind if I laugh after lunch? Keep
an ear on 'em. I'm going to the drugstore.

800
00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:39,642
Bring me a corned beef on rye, easy on
the mustard, and a strawberry milkshake.

801
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:42,364
- Anything else?
- A pack of Tiparillos.

802
00:57:44,850 --> 00:57:47,523
<i>Left, right... Left, right.</i>

803
00:57:49,850 --> 00:57:52,683
Left, right... Go, man, go!

804
00:57:54,450 --> 00:57:56,805
A coupla more steps.

805
00:57:57,930 --> 00:58:01,161
Attaboy! You're doing great.

806
00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:08,201
I talked to the guys in the front office.

807
00:58:08,330 --> 00:58:11,367
We want you to be
at the stadium November 27th.

808
00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:14,448
- What's November 27th?
- Night game against Washington.

809
00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:17,721
- We'd like to make it Harry Hinkle Night.
- Oh.

810
00:58:18,570 --> 00:58:20,640
- No.
- You just sit on the bench...

811
00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:23,603
...at half-time they introduce you,
and you make a speech.

812
00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:27,689
No. Thank you, Boom Boom,
but I'd rather not.

813
00:58:31,450 --> 00:58:35,204
Don't you think those flowers
would look better over there?

814
00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:42,280
What time is the plane due?

815
00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:44,765
3.40. United Airlines.

816
00:58:46,810 --> 00:58:49,165
"Coming in on a wing and a prayer."

817
00:58:50,170 --> 00:58:52,320
"Love, Sandy."

818
00:58:53,650 --> 00:58:56,118
- I hope she likes my dinner.
- What are we havin'?

819
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:57,842
- Chicken.
- Fried chicken?

820
00:58:57,970 --> 00:59:00,803
No. Chicken paprika with red cabbage.

821
00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:03,603
And for dessert, apricot dumplings.

822
00:59:03,730 --> 00:59:07,120
- What kind of food is that?
- Hungarian. I learned it from my mother.

823
00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:09,810
She used to work as a cook
in a Hungarian restaurant.

824
00:59:09,930 --> 00:59:10,930
Oh.

825
00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:18,325
You want me to fix up the other bed?

826
00:59:19,210 --> 00:59:21,246
I really don't know.

827
00:59:21,370 --> 00:59:24,840
I mean, how long she's gonna stay,
or what her plans are, or...

828
00:59:24,970 --> 00:59:27,438
- Go ahead. Make it up.
- Why not?

829
00:59:28,130 --> 00:59:30,485
What have we got to lose?

830
00:59:40,450 --> 00:59:45,046
- Ever been married, Boom Boom?
- No, but I'm engaged. To a girl in Detroit.

831
00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:48,799
And a girl in Baltimore, and one
in Green Bay, and two in San Francisco.

832
00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:52,479
Hold it. When you say "engaged", do
you mean you give each of them a ring?

833
00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:55,044
Sure. The minute the team hits town.

834
00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:02,163
Funny thing about marriage.
It's like bein' in the army.

835
01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:06,841
Everybody knocks it, but you'd be
surprised how many guys re-enlist.

836
01:00:12,690 --> 01:00:16,239
Where'd you learn that? Don't tell me,
your father was a Pullman porter.

837
01:00:16,370 --> 01:00:20,966
He was a fighter, light heavyweight.
Once went 12 rounds with Billy Conn.

838
01:00:21,090 --> 01:00:25,208
He was goin' places. Then he killed a guy
in the ring, a blood clot or something.

839
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:28,402
He never fought again,
just started hitting the bottle.

840
01:00:28,530 --> 01:00:30,646
- That's a shame.
- He pulled out OK.

841
01:00:30,770 --> 01:00:32,726
We're in business together.

842
01:00:32,850 --> 01:00:36,160
I bought this bowling alley on
the East Side and he runs it for me.

843
01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:39,407
It's got 12 lanes and a cocktail bar,
and it's half paid off.

844
01:00:39,530 --> 01:00:42,761
All I need is another
three good seasons of pro ball.

845
01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:45,768
Boom Boom,
what happened to you yesterday?

846
01:00:45,890 --> 01:00:49,007
- Yesterday?
- I watched the game on television.

847
01:00:49,130 --> 01:00:51,598
I guess I wasn't very sharp,
so they benched me.

848
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:54,164
Anybody can have a bad afternoon.

849
01:00:56,090 --> 01:00:59,799
- <i>You</i> aren't drinking, are you?
- Me? No, sir.

850
01:00:59,930 --> 01:01:03,684
Maybe a beer now and then,
but I can't take the hard stuff.

851
01:01:05,410 --> 01:01:10,040
<i>~ You'd be so nice to come home to ~</i>

852
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:12,923
You know who that is? Sandy.

853
01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:18,580
<i>~ So nice by the fire ~</i>

854
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,603
<i>~ While the breeze on high sang a lullaby ~</i>

855
01:01:22,730 --> 01:01:26,564
- I didn't know she was a singer.
- She always wanted to be.

856
01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:31,161
That was our problem. When we first
married she was working at WJW...

857
01:01:31,290 --> 01:01:34,327
...doing singing commercials
for a linoleum company.

858
01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,805
There was this band...

859
01:01:36,930 --> 01:01:39,285
Gus Gilroy and his Gaslighters.

860
01:01:40,650 --> 01:01:43,562
She... cut an audition record with them.

861
01:01:43,690 --> 01:01:47,569
The next thing I knew she'd run off
to New York with that Gilroy character.

862
01:01:47,690 --> 01:01:50,488
- She was gonna make it big.
- Did she?

863
01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:53,966
If she did, the news
hasn't reached Cleveland.

864
01:01:56,170 --> 01:02:00,163
I tried for a year very hard
to get her out of my mind.

865
01:02:00,290 --> 01:02:04,602
I worked at it day and night.
I figured I'd never see her again.

866
01:02:04,730 --> 01:02:08,518
But just imagine, right now she's
stepping on an airplane in New York...

867
01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:11,562
...and in a few minutes
she's gonna take off.

868
01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:28,246
- Hi, Mr Gingrich.
- Hello, Boomsy.

869
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:37,004
Hey, Nureyev.
You're gonna wear out your batteries.

870
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,519
Now cut it out!

871
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,766
You're not a well man.

872
01:03:41,890 --> 01:03:44,768
I've been tryin' to reach you
all morning. Where you been?

873
01:03:44,890 --> 01:03:47,120
Where have I been?

874
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:49,400
I've been working.

875
01:03:49,530 --> 01:03:54,206
Talking to witnesses, getting depositions,
looking out for your interests.

876
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:58,528
I've interviewed every person who was
sitting between the 20 and 40-yard lines.

877
01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:01,323
Gotten signed statements
from groundskeepers.

878
01:04:01,450 --> 01:04:05,921
Looked at miles of television tape,
instant replays, isolated camera.

879
01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:13,967
In this business you gotta be
on your toes every minute...

880
01:04:14,090 --> 01:04:18,402
...thinking, anticipating, always keeping
one step ahead of the other guy.

881
01:04:18,530 --> 01:04:20,964
I thought you could pick Sandy up at 3.40.

882
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:24,844
Good for you. I can't wait
to see that pretty puss again.

883
01:04:25,890 --> 01:04:28,245
Why doesn't Boom Boom
pick her up, huh?

884
01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:32,124
- Be glad to.
- 3.40 breaks up the whole afternoon.

885
01:04:32,730 --> 01:04:35,449
There are important things
I have to take care of.

886
01:04:35,570 --> 01:04:40,325
- He doesn't know what she looks like.
- I won't bring you the wrong wife.

887
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:53,445
Sure is nice and warm here.

888
01:04:53,570 --> 01:04:57,848
Yeah. Somebody from the building came,
checked the radiators in every room.

889
01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:01,645
Every room? Oh! Isn't that considerate?

890
01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:05,045
I think they suspect something.

891
01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:09,082
I told you not to plant
those mikes in the radiators.

892
01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:13,806
I suppose your idea was better. Send him
candy and bug the chocolate creams!

893
01:05:13,930 --> 01:05:17,320
- Keep lookin'!
- Don't come unglued. We're OK.

894
01:05:24,730 --> 01:05:27,403
- You'd better start for the airport.
- OK, coach.

895
01:05:27,530 --> 01:05:29,998
What's the rush?
He's got an hour and a half.

896
01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:34,089
Well, there's a lot of traffic
this time of day, and those planes...

897
01:05:34,210 --> 01:05:36,849
You never know.
They're late, they're early...

898
01:05:39,090 --> 01:05:42,844
Say, what do I call her?
"Mrs Hinkle", or "Miss", or what?

899
01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:45,924
- Try "Mrs".
- You got it.

900
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:52,958
Oh, boy, this brace is murder.

901
01:05:53,090 --> 01:05:56,639
I don't get out of this chair,
gangrene is gonna set in.

902
01:05:57,970 --> 01:06:00,200
Look at this deposition.

903
01:06:00,850 --> 01:06:03,125
- Well, what do <i>I know?
- It's very important.

904
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,400
Especially the footnote.

905
01:06:16,690 --> 01:06:19,079
Isn't that interesting?

906
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:21,963
- I don't get it.
- Take my word for it.

907
01:06:22,090 --> 01:06:24,650
A case like this is full of pitfalls.

908
01:06:24,770 --> 01:06:28,843
You can't just go skipping through
the wood like Little Red Riding Hood.

909
01:06:28,970 --> 01:06:31,006
There are wolves behind every tree.

910
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:36,329
And you gotta watch out for Grandma,
because she's got big eyes and big ears.

911
01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:40,599
- And big teeth. He forgot the teeth.
- He what?

912
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:44,848
I hate a guy who tells a story
and louses up the punch line.

913
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:50,005
So the moral of the story is, better
Red Riding Hood than <i>Dead</i> Riding Hood.

914
01:06:50,770 --> 01:06:52,920
You read me?

915
01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:57,120
Not really.

916
01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:04,245
Tell me, this whirlpool gadget
that Dr Krugman prescribed.

917
01:07:04,370 --> 01:07:06,725
- The Jacuzzi?
- Yeah. Does it help you any?

918
01:07:06,850 --> 01:07:09,808
I suppose. It tones
the muscles up or somethin'.

919
01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:12,603
But just exactly how does it work?

920
01:07:12,730 --> 01:07:15,198
Well, first you gotta
run some water in the tub.

921
01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,480
All righty.

922
01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:29,004
Say, where's the switch
on this Jacuzzi thing?

923
01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:33,681
- No switch. Just plug it in the wall.
- You'd better come in and show me.

924
01:07:41,530 --> 01:07:43,805
Would you mind telling me...

925
01:08:08,970 --> 01:08:12,724
- OK, kid. You can talk now.
- What the hell is goin' on around here?

926
01:08:12,850 --> 01:08:15,603
The whole place is bugged,
and they're shooting.

927
01:08:15,730 --> 01:08:18,688
- Shooting?
- The detectives. With a camera.

928
01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:22,680
- Well, who needs that? Get rid of 'em!
- Not so fast.

929
01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:26,564
Pull the shades down and rip out the
mikes! We're not gonna put up with this.

930
01:08:26,690 --> 01:08:29,079
- Yes, we are.
- What do you mean, "we are"?

931
01:08:29,210 --> 01:08:32,998
Look, Harry. <i>We</i> know we're bugged,
but <i>they</i> don't know we know.

932
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:37,760
Don't you see the possibilities? Anything
we feed into those mikes, they'll swallow.

933
01:08:37,890 --> 01:08:40,927
- Like what?
- To speed up the action, we'll goose 'em.

934
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:43,518
It may take a year
for this case to come to trial.

935
01:08:43,650 --> 01:08:45,766
You wanna be stuck
in this chair that long?

936
01:08:45,890 --> 01:08:49,121
- A year?
- Worry not, because I've got a scheme.

937
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:53,209
And when we spring it on them, they're
gonna settle right away - for big money.

938
01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:56,402
Oh, to hell with the big money!
Give it to charity.

939
01:08:56,530 --> 01:08:59,090
- How did you guess?
- Huh?

940
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:01,565
That's the scheme.

941
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:25,606
<i> Announcing the arrival</i>
<i>of United Airlines Flight 373...</i>

942
01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:28,563
<i>... from New York</i>
<i>Kennedy International Airport.</i>

943
01:09:28,690 --> 01:09:32,649
<i>Passengers may now claim their luggage</i>
<i>in the baggage area.</i>

944
01:09:43,370 --> 01:09:46,089
- Mrs Hinkle?
- Yes?

945
01:09:46,210 --> 01:09:48,485
Let me take these.

946
01:09:49,170 --> 01:09:53,482
- Mr Gingrich sent me to pick you up.
- Oh? Has he got a chauffeur now?

947
01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:58,240
No, it's just that he's busy with
the lawsuit. I'm a friend of Harry's.

948
01:09:58,370 --> 01:10:01,521
- How <i>is</i> Harry?
- Better now he knows you're coming.

949
01:10:01,650 --> 01:10:04,801
- And how's the lawsuit?
- Mr Gingrich thinks we can't lose.

950
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:08,684
- Oh, really?
- I'm gonna testify myself. I'm a witness.

951
01:10:09,370 --> 01:10:12,407
- You were there?
- Oh, yeah. Right where it happened.

952
01:10:12,530 --> 01:10:15,090
Actually, I'm the guy that hit him.

953
01:10:18,090 --> 01:10:23,164
It's got me all shook up. I keep running
that play over and over again in my mind.

954
01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:25,963
I saw him there.
I could have stepped out of bounds...

955
01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:28,445
...I could have cut back
and reversed my field.

956
01:10:28,570 --> 01:10:32,529
But I didn't. And all for
a lousy extra five yards.

957
01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:37,121
I wouldn't brood about it. Everybody
tries for that extra five yards, and...

958
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,003
Well, sometimes people get in our way.

959
01:10:42,730 --> 01:10:45,085
Harry played me your record.

960
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:47,642
You sing good.

961
01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:51,001
I sing damn good, if you must know,
but I started off wrong...

962
01:10:51,130 --> 01:10:53,644
...working with a cheap band
in some crummy cellar.

963
01:10:53,770 --> 01:10:56,204
To make it these days you need exposure.

964
01:10:56,330 --> 01:10:58,480
- You need what?
- A showcase.

965
01:10:58,610 --> 01:11:00,760
Like the Copa, or the Persian Room.

966
01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:04,326
And for that you need a knockout
wardrobe, and special material...

967
01:11:04,450 --> 01:11:07,920
...and a vocal coach, and a publicity man,
and for that you need money.

968
01:11:08,050 --> 01:11:10,689
So unless you got like
20,000 bucks, forget it.

969
01:11:10,810 --> 01:11:15,008
Maybe it's all for the best, because now
that you're here, maybe you'll stay.

970
01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:18,759
Sure... and go back to
doing those linoleum commercials.

971
01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:22,369
I was talking about going back to Harry.

972
01:11:23,130 --> 01:11:27,760
You know, you and me, we both hurt him.
Except I can't do anything about it.

973
01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:30,609
But it's not too late
for you to square things.

974
01:11:30,730 --> 01:11:32,880
We'll see what happens.

975
01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:37,489
When you travel with a team
you live with a lot of guys.

976
01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:41,683
- But Harry's something else again.
- You don't have to sell me.

977
01:11:42,570 --> 01:11:46,722
When your telegram came,
he almost jumped out of that chair.

978
01:11:46,850 --> 01:11:50,525
All Mr Gingrich talks about is the money,
but all Harry talks about is you.

979
01:11:50,650 --> 01:11:53,448
That's just like him.
Sweet, impractical Harry.

980
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:57,358
If he had his way,
nobody would get anything out of this.

981
01:13:05,450 --> 01:13:08,487
Get a load of that broad!

982
01:13:08,610 --> 01:13:12,649
- Keep your mind on business.
- This <i>is</i> business. It's the wife.

983
01:13:17,330 --> 01:13:21,482
I'd sure hate to be stuck
in a wheelchair with her around.

984
01:13:24,410 --> 01:13:27,402
- You got enough film in the camera?
- Sure. Why?

985
01:13:27,530 --> 01:13:32,126
Because if we're lucky, this may
turn out to be our Swedish masseuse.

986
01:13:50,970 --> 01:13:52,970
Hi, Sandy.

987
01:13:55,610 --> 01:13:57,760
Have a good flight?

988
01:13:58,810 --> 01:14:00,010
Harry!

989
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:05,526
- If I were a gentleman, I'd get up.
- Darling!

990
01:14:13,970 --> 01:14:16,245
Let me look at ya.

991
01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:20,838
- What do I remind you of?
- I don't know.

992
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,559
I'll give you a hint.

993
01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:25,521
No, I still don't know.

994
01:14:25,650 --> 01:14:27,925
All right, one more clue.

995
01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:33,923
Whistler's Mother. Hey, isn't he too much?

996
01:14:35,770 --> 01:14:38,443
What happened? You've got green eyes.

997
01:14:38,570 --> 01:14:42,848
It's the contact lenses.
They make them in all colours now.

998
01:14:42,970 --> 01:14:47,327
- You still wear your hair the way I like it.
- Oh, I've never changed.

999
01:14:49,850 --> 01:14:52,444
Where do you want these?
In the bedroom?

1000
01:14:52,570 --> 01:14:55,528
Well, I certainly don't
want them in the kitchen.

1001
01:14:55,650 --> 01:14:57,800
You heard the lady.

1002
01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:05,120
- How long can you stay?
- It depends.

1003
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:07,400
The band's opening in Atlantic City...

1004
01:15:07,530 --> 01:15:10,522
...but I told them I had to go
to see a sick relative.

1005
01:15:10,650 --> 01:15:14,928
That's close enough. I <i>am</i> sick and
I <i>am</i> a relative. At least I used to be.

1006
01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:16,927
Harry, promise me something.

1007
01:15:17,050 --> 01:15:20,440
As soon as you get a little money,
have this couch re-covered.

1008
01:15:20,570 --> 01:15:24,279
According to Willie, I could have it
re-upholstered in $100 bills.

1009
01:15:24,410 --> 01:15:26,640
I may even get a new apartment.
I got a Mustang.

1010
01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:29,728
- Willie's breaking it in for me.
- Well, who cares?

1011
01:15:29,850 --> 01:15:34,162
The important thing
is to get you well again.

1012
01:15:39,530 --> 01:15:43,284
- I'd better start on that dinner.
- Thank you, Boom Boom.

1013
01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:48,809
- Cooks too. He's quite a treasure.
- I don't know what I'd do without him.

1014
01:15:48,930 --> 01:15:51,285
Harry, what do the doctors say?

1015
01:15:52,050 --> 01:15:56,566
They're just guessing. It's a compressed
vertebra, and some nerve damage...

1016
01:15:56,690 --> 01:15:59,488
- It all connects up.
- Compressed vertebra?

1017
01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:01,999
Yeah. But I may fool everybody.

1018
01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:05,918
I may be back on my feet
a lot sooner than anyone expects.

1019
01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:10,768
On the other hand, you never know.
These things sometimes drag on and on.

1020
01:16:10,890 --> 01:16:13,165
Too bad it's a phoney.

1021
01:16:13,290 --> 01:16:14,890
What is?

1022
01:16:16,210 --> 01:16:18,565
- The fireplace.
- Oh.

1023
01:16:18,690 --> 01:16:21,045
It would be nice to have a fire now.

1024
01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:25,047
Remember when we used to put
a red light bulb behind the logs...

1025
01:16:25,170 --> 01:16:29,163
...and pretend this was a bearskin rug?
- Right in front of Whistler's Mother.

1026
01:16:29,290 --> 01:16:31,290
Shameless.

1027
01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:38,525
I'd better unpack.

1028
01:16:50,210 --> 01:16:53,043
With the chicken paprika
we should have some white wine.

1029
01:16:53,170 --> 01:16:55,730
- I didn't get any.
- Look in the wine cellar.

1030
01:16:55,850 --> 01:17:00,401
Second shelf, behind the cereal.
I hide it from the cleaning woman.

1031
01:17:02,330 --> 01:17:04,446
I'll put it on ice.

1032
01:17:04,570 --> 01:17:08,529
What do you think of Sandy? I guess
it's not fair to ask. You just met her.

1033
01:17:08,650 --> 01:17:11,687
Not that I think she's perfect.
They're all unpredictable.

1034
01:17:11,810 --> 01:17:16,008
And she may not be a raving beauty,
but then I'm no Mastroianni either.

1035
01:17:16,130 --> 01:17:20,521
It's just that sometimes
two people drift apart...

1036
01:17:20,650 --> 01:17:25,041
...and they have to get together again
because they were cut out for each other.

1037
01:17:25,170 --> 01:17:27,559
Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.
They belong.

1038
01:17:27,690 --> 01:17:29,760
- You know what I'm trying to say?
- Yeah.

1039
01:17:29,890 --> 01:17:32,245
I knew you'd agree with me.

1040
01:18:09,850 --> 01:18:12,205
Oh boy, oh boy. Look at this.

1041
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:14,685
- What?
- I think I'm goin' out of my mind.

1042
01:18:14,810 --> 01:18:17,005
- I can't watch it any more.
- What?

1043
01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,246
Apricot dumplings!

1044
01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:23,363
On top of chicken paprika,
red cabbage, buttered noodles...

1045
01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,526
And that dame hasn't touched any of it.

1046
01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:28,528
Just yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak.

1047
01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:36,001
I knew it two weeks after I left you,
what a terrible mistake I'd made.

1048
01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:40,165
You have no idea how many times I
wanted to pick up the phone and call you.

1049
01:18:40,290 --> 01:18:42,440
But I was afraid.

1050
01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:44,925
I thought you'd just hang up on me.

1051
01:18:45,770 --> 01:18:50,082
Then when I heard about your accident,
I didn't stop to think. I just called.

1052
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:54,203
Well, I'm glad you did. At least
something good came out of it.

1053
01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:59,085
The day I got the divorce papers I was
working at a club and I couldn't go on.

1054
01:18:59,210 --> 01:19:01,565
I went to the ladies' room and was sick.

1055
01:19:01,690 --> 01:19:06,366
You know what I did? I went down to
Lake Erie to throw my wedding ring away.

1056
01:19:06,490 --> 01:19:08,560
I don't blame you.

1057
01:19:08,690 --> 01:19:10,646
Lemme show you something.

1058
01:19:10,770 --> 01:19:15,719
You won't believe this, because you
always said I wasn't the sentimental type.

1059
01:19:15,850 --> 01:19:18,205
Oh, where is it?

1060
01:19:19,970 --> 01:19:22,325
What are you looking for?

1061
01:19:24,330 --> 01:19:28,243
The junk you women carry around.
It's like the inside of a claw machine.

1062
01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:31,123
Here. I couldn't bear to throw it away.

1063
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,000
Now that you've brought it up...

1064
01:19:37,530 --> 01:19:39,680
...neither could I.

1065
01:19:41,930 --> 01:19:44,000
Where would you like your coffee?

1066
01:19:44,130 --> 01:19:47,805
Oh, coffee. We'll have it... in the library.

1067
01:19:47,930 --> 01:19:51,047
- Or the east wing terrace?
- It's too cold for the terrace.

1068
01:19:51,170 --> 01:19:53,320
The library it is!

1069
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:57,718
- Bring a third cup and join us.
- No, thanks.

1070
01:19:57,850 --> 01:20:00,603
I don't want to butt into a family reunion.

1071
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:04,366
I don't think he approves of me.

1072
01:20:04,490 --> 01:20:07,687
Nonsense. You shoulda heard him
talk about you in the kitchen.

1073
01:20:07,810 --> 01:20:12,167
Harry, now that I'm here, do you
really think you need him any more?

1074
01:20:13,090 --> 01:20:15,923
Well, it's not that I need him.
He needs me.

1075
01:20:16,050 --> 01:20:18,405
It makes him feel better to help me out.

1076
01:20:18,530 --> 01:20:22,523
I thought that was going to be my job.
You never considered me much of a wife.

1077
01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:24,163
- Oh, honey...
- Don't deny it.

1078
01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:27,248
I guess I was kinda silly and useless.

1079
01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:29,804
But I want a second chance now.

1080
01:20:29,930 --> 01:20:32,239
Maybe I've grown up a little.

1081
01:20:36,650 --> 01:20:38,606
Wait a minute.

1082
01:20:38,730 --> 01:20:42,086
You'd better pour the coffee.
One lump, remember?

1083
01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:50,004
Never mind the dishes, Boom Boom.
Leave 'em.

1084
01:20:50,130 --> 01:20:54,760
OK. They're all rinsed. I'll finish up
when I come to fix your breakfast.

1085
01:20:54,890 --> 01:20:56,881
You don't have to bother.

1086
01:20:57,010 --> 01:20:59,570
No bother. It's on the way
to the practice field.

1087
01:20:59,690 --> 01:21:02,568
Boom Boom, I don't want
to turn you into a housekeeper.

1088
01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:07,241
You have your own job to worry about.
And now that Sandy's here...

1089
01:21:08,090 --> 01:21:10,160
You know how it is.

1090
01:21:10,290 --> 01:21:12,360
I know how it is.

1091
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:27,159
Mrs Hinkle, that walker?
He should practise with it every day.

1092
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,919
He's up to 20 steps now.
He should try 24 tomorrow.

1093
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,759
- 24. All right.
- And that whirlpool bath?

1094
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,316
Twice a day. And if the batteries
run down on the wheelchair...

1095
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:39,034
I'll figure it out.

1096
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,709
- You'll still come to see me, won't you?
- Sure, buddy. Good night.

1097
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,796
Good night.

1098
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:49,797
I didn't want to say anything,
but that chicken dish we had...

1099
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,992
- It's Hungarian.
- Well, it wasn't very good.

1100
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,154
- I've learnt to cook now.
- Yeah? Really?

1101
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,919
I'll make you a meat loaf tomorrow.

1102
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,715
Unzip me, please?

1103
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,720
Put on a little weight, haven't you?

1104
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,593
Seven pounds.
That's how good a cook I am.

1105
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:25,909
- If you need any help with your corset...
- I can manage.

1106
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,710
The phone, darling.
Aren't you going to answer it?

1107
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,115
- Hello?
- Well, welcome to Cleveland.

1108
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:17,597
Certainly nice to have you back
with the organisation. How's our boy?

1109
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:22,192
Why don't you kids
go play on the freeway?

1110
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,959
- I said how's our boy?
- He's wonderful.

1111
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,196
Everything's wonderful.

1112
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,595
Like old times.

1113
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:34,396
We just had dinner,
and we're about to go to bed.

1114
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,830
Lemme talk to him.

1115
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:42,115
Look, Harry, if I were you, I'd forget it.

1116
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:46,552
I know what's going through your mind,
but this is not the time... or the place.

1117
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:51,800
What are you, my marriage counsellor?
If I want advice, I'll write to "Dear Abby".

1118
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,754
OK, Harry, it's your neck. But if
you're gonna do something foolish...

1119
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:01,635
...remember to show your good profile,
because you are on <i>Candid Camera!</i>

1120
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,718
Ohh! Children, watch it!

1121
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,919
Harry? Are you all right?

1122
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,840
I'm fine.

1123
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,390
- Can I have one more of these?
- Sorry.

1124
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:30,433
- What do you mean, "sorry"?
- We reserve the right to refuse service.

1125
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:33,791
- I own this joint!
- You appointed me manager. I say no.

1126
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:35,911
Now cut that out, Pop. I need it.

1127
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:38,235
You wanna drown yourself, use water.

1128
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:41,636
This won't do it. I know.
I tried it once myself.

1129
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:58,470
- What's that?
- Bourbon.

1130
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,114
Haven't seen you around in a long time.

1131
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:04,198
It's me, Elvira. I bleached my hair.

1132
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:06,470
- Do you like it?
- It's gorgeous.

1133
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,672
Well, you know what they say.
"Blondes have more fun."

1134
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,076
Yeah, because there's always
some sucker to pay for it. Beat it!

1135
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,031
- What did I do?
- I said beat it!

1136
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,473
He bothering you, honey?

1137
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:26,559
Why don't you take "honey" home
and dip her head in a pot of ink?

1138
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:29,956
Real tough cat, ain't he?
Except on that football field.

1139
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:33,834
He didn't look so tough
against the Giants last Sunday.

1140
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:59,000
What is this? Break it up!

1141
01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:01,395
Come on, now. Break it up. Break it up.

1142
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,553
- Anything happened across the street?
- I'll say.

1143
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,194
She gave him a rubdown,
he gave her a rubdown.

1144
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:32,436
Did you get it on film?

1145
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,551
Cool it. Nothin' happened.

1146
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:38,559
He fell asleep in the wheelchair,
she stayed up readin' and smokin' a lot.

1147
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,955
It's your turn to drive.

1148
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:46,273
Don't wake me till we get to Albuquerque.

1149
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:52,200
<i>Oh, no! </i>

1150
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:56,639
Please, don't cry, Mother.
Believe me, she's changed.

1151
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:00,633
She washed my socks,
she scrubbed the bathroom.

1152
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,320
Tonight she's cooking me a meat loaf.

1153
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:09,720
Mother?

1154
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,356
Please stop crying.

1155
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,835
How's the weather in Florida?

1156
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,880
Hi, Sandy.

1157
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:30,115
Morning, Harry.

1158
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,310
Shut up, Mother.

1159
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:42,389
Don't mind him. Go back to your canasta
game. I'll call you over the weekend.

1160
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,475
You look yummy
for this early in the morning.

1161
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,795
I feel yummy.

1162
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:55,309
- Everything under control?
- Everything.

1163
01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:58,477
I've got the incorporation papers.
Sign all seven copies.

1164
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,637
- What are you incorporating?
- The Harry Hinkle Foundation.

1165
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,399
- Didn't you tell her?
- I thought it'd be a surprise.

1166
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,035
I don't like surprises.
What's this all about?

1167
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:11,436
Oh, you're gonna be proud
of him when you hear this.

1168
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,710
Next Saturday...

1169
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:18,756
Next Saturday there's gonna be
a night game against Washington.

1170
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:22,873
They're planning a tribute to Harry.
The lights are gonna go out...

1171
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:27,915
...and everybody will be asked to light
a match and pray for Harry's recovery.

1172
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:32,830
Can't you just see it? 83,000 matches
flickering in that dark stadium.

1173
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,471
Then the spotlight will pick up Harry.

1174
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:40,116
He'll wheel himself up to the microphone
and make the announcement.

1175
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:41,832
What announcement?

1176
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:45,748
That all the money from the insurance,
over and above medical expenses...

1177
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:50,670
...is going into the Harry Hinkle Foundation
to help the handicapped.

1178
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:54,270
- I'm not sure I understand.
- We don't want anybody to think...

1179
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:57,437
...we're suing just to line our own pockets.

1180
01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:01,473
Maybe we're not the Rockefeller Institute
or the Ford Foundation.

1181
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:05,832
But in our own small way, we can hold
out a hand to the less fortunate...

1182
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:09,191
...give them a little hope, a leg to stand on.

1183
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,555
Hey, wake up. Wake up!

1184
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,750
- What is it?
- We're in Albuquerque.

1185
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,269
- Huh?
- Something important just came up.

1186
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:23,757
I'd better take this tape
down to O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid.

1187
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:27,429
I shoulda listened to my mother
and become a bookie.

1188
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,916
- Shouldn't "handicapped" have two <i>p's?</i>
- Two <i>p's?</i>

1189
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:42,433
I typed it myself, trying to save money.
After all, it's a non-profit organisation.

1190
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,438
- You're not disappointed, are you?
- About what?

1191
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:48,632
- The couch. I guess it'll have to wait.
- So what?

1192
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:51,911
I think it's a wonderful thing
you're doing. I'm so proud of you.

1193
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:56,750
I better be getting back to the office.
I'm expecting an important phone call.

1194
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,599
83,000 matches.

1195
01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:02,029
I hope it doesn't rain.

1196
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:04,355
Oh, Willie?

1197
01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,232
Be right back.

1198
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,878
Hey, Santa Claus.
Can I ask you a question?

1199
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,195
Sure, little girl. Wanna sit on my lap?

1200
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:16,676
What's all this about you helping
the handicapped? What's the gag?

1201
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,791
- Gag?
- Come off it, Willie.

1202
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:22,754
Why go to the trouble of trumping up
a case and then give the money away?

1203
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:26,111
- Who says it's trumped up?
- I do. You think I'm stupid?

1204
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,913
Five specialists examined him.
Are <i>they</i> stupid?

1205
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:32,999
Compressed vertebra.
Harry has had that since he was a kid.

1206
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:37,398
- So don't snow me. I know it's a fraud.
- I wish you wouldn't use words like that.

1207
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,238
- So is the foundation.
- All right.

1208
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:43,638
Let's just say it's a legal manoeuvre to put
the squeeze on the insurance company.

1209
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:46,399
They wouldn't dare fight
an organised charity.

1210
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:50,195
If anybody had told me Harry would
get involved in a thing like this...

1211
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,880
He may still blow it.
The place is wired for sound...

1212
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,515
...and there are detectives
watching from across the street.

1213
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:59,552
- I get the picture.
- So if you could keep him in line...

1214
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,989
...l'd appreciate it very much.

1215
01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:04,112
- How much?
- Worry not.

1216
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,595
There'll be enough for everybody.

1217
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,392
- I'll do what I can.
- That's a good kid.

1218
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:14,949
Hey, put on a little weight, haven't ya?
I'd say about seven pound.

1219
01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:24,111
Sorry. Just wanted
some legal advice from Willie.

1220
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:26,708
- Legal advice?
- I was wondering...

1221
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:30,913
...if you can annul a marriage,
why can't you annul a divorce?

1222
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:33,349
- Can you?
- You know Willie.

1223
01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:36,870
He could find a loophole
in the Ten Commandments.

1224
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,635
Time to practise with your walker.

1225
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,710
24 steps today.

1226
01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:02,150
<i>Can't you just see it? 83,000 matches</i>
<i>flickering in that dark stadium.</i>

1227
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:07,479
<i>Then Harry will wheel himself up to the</i>
<i>microphone and make the announcement.</i>

1228
01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:09,192
<i>What announcement?</i>

1229
01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:13,108
<i>That all the money from the insurance,</i>
<i>over and above medical expenses...</i>

1230
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:16,596
<i>... is going into the Harry Hinkle Foundation</i>
<i>to help the handicapped.</i>

1231
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:20,269
- Are you sure that's Willie Gingrich?
- Yep. Recorded this morning.

1232
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,755
Whiplash Willie turning philanthropist.

1233
01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:24,996
- Do you believe that?
- Not for a second.

1234
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:28,430
- Do you realise what this means?
- It's obviously some cheap trick.

1235
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:32,030
Cheap? The minute a jury hears
that that money is going to charity...

1236
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:35,072
...they'll nail the insurance company
for $1 million.

1237
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,590
- I still think Hinkle's an impostor.
- You think!

1238
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:41,837
- I know I've let you down...
- You certainly have.

1239
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,076
In Technicolor.

1240
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:47,590
Well, uh... I'd better be
getting back to my post.

1241
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:54,230
Poor Purkey. He used to be
the best private eye in Cleveland.

1242
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:56,749
- Get Gingrich on the phone.
- What for?

1243
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,996
We're in a good position to negotiate.

1244
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:02,112
We know he's up to something,
but <i>he</i> doesn't know <i>we</i> know.

1245
01:34:15,955 --> 01:34:18,425
Hello? Yes.

1246
01:34:18,972 --> 01:34:23,204
O'Brien, Thompson and who? Oh, yes.
You're those lawyers in my building.

1247
01:34:23,332 --> 01:34:25,288
What's on your mind, gentlemen?

1248
01:34:25,412 --> 01:34:29,166
You wanna see me?
Hold on, I'll check my calendar.

1249
01:34:36,052 --> 01:34:38,566
Well, I'm all jammed up tomorrow.

1250
01:34:38,692 --> 01:34:41,160
Uh, nothing open Thursday.

1251
01:34:41,292 --> 01:34:43,760
Friday is out of the question.

1252
01:34:43,892 --> 01:34:49,171
Uh, maybe I can squeeze you in
next Monday between 11 and 11.15?

1253
01:34:50,052 --> 01:34:52,805
Today? I just don't see how I can do it.

1254
01:34:54,412 --> 01:34:57,927
Well, if you boys wanna drop down here
and take your chances...

1255
01:34:58,052 --> 01:35:00,202
All righty.

1256
01:35:29,332 --> 01:35:31,562
Come in, gentlemen, come in.

1257
01:35:33,252 --> 01:35:36,722
I'm sorry things are a little messy.
My secretary got married.

1258
01:35:36,852 --> 01:35:39,446
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, ten years ago. To me.

1259
01:35:39,572 --> 01:35:41,847
Sit down, sit down. Here you are.

1260
01:35:44,732 --> 01:35:46,768
Now, what's your problem, gentlemen?

1261
01:35:46,892 --> 01:35:52,524
Consolidated Insurance want to wrap up
the Hinkle case. A matter of book-keeping.

1262
01:35:52,652 --> 01:35:58,204
Mind you, it's against our advice.
But we are prepared to offer you $10,000.

1263
01:35:58,332 --> 01:36:02,086
Yeah... Now, let's see,
if you're offering 10,000...

1264
01:36:02,212 --> 01:36:04,965
...that means you've been
authorised to go to 25.

1265
01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:10,530
That means they'll go to 50. Why don't we
skip all preliminaries and start at 50,000?

1266
01:36:10,652 --> 01:36:12,404
- $50,000?
- That's not acceptable.

1267
01:36:12,532 --> 01:36:16,081
Would you like some instant coffee?

1268
01:36:16,212 --> 01:36:20,330
- We'd like an instant decision.
- We might go as high as 25,000.

1269
01:36:20,452 --> 01:36:22,841
What's your hurry?
We'll have our day in court.

1270
01:36:22,972 --> 01:36:26,851
I'm perfectly willing to leave the decision
to a jury, 12 good men and true.

1271
01:36:26,972 --> 01:36:28,372
35,000.

1272
01:36:28,612 --> 01:36:32,525
Anybody care for cocoa? Ovaltine?
Sauerkraut juice? Delaware Punch?

1273
01:36:32,652 --> 01:36:33,880
40,000.

1274
01:36:34,012 --> 01:36:38,642
Melba toast? Skinless sardines?
Tootsie Rolls? Low-calorie yogurt?

1275
01:36:38,772 --> 01:36:42,401
- How about some pepperoni pizza?
- No, thank you. I'm on Metrecal.

1276
01:36:42,532 --> 01:36:48,129
Metrecal? Fresh out. But I've got, uh,
Bufferin, Pepto-Bismol, Mercurochrome...

1277
01:36:48,252 --> 01:36:49,652
45,000.

1278
01:36:51,332 --> 01:36:53,721
You boys going to the game Saturday?

1279
01:36:53,852 --> 01:36:57,322
It's Harry Hinkle Night.
There's gonna be a very interesting show.

1280
01:36:57,452 --> 01:36:59,920
50,000. Take it or leave it.

1281
01:37:00,052 --> 01:37:03,283
When this case started I wrote down
a figure on a piece of paper.

1282
01:37:03,412 --> 01:37:07,564
I've got it right here. I will not
settle for one cent less than that.

1283
01:37:07,692 --> 01:37:10,126
All right, $55,000.

1284
01:37:10,932 --> 01:37:13,492
Did you say 55,000?

1285
01:37:15,172 --> 01:37:17,288
That's not it.

1286
01:37:18,612 --> 01:37:21,126
<i>This has been declared a disaster area.</i>

1287
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:23,561
<i>Eleven persons are dead or missing...</i>

1288
01:37:23,692 --> 01:37:27,162
<i>... over 200 families have been</i>
<i>evacuated from their homes...</i>

1289
01:37:27,292 --> 01:37:30,568
<i>... and the property damage</i>
<i>is estimated in the millions.</i>

1290
01:37:30,692 --> 01:37:34,446
<i>I'll be back with more news</i>
<i>after this word from our sponsor.</i>

1291
01:37:34,572 --> 01:37:36,722
Here it comes.

1292
01:37:37,492 --> 01:37:41,007
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1293
01:37:41,132 --> 01:37:44,681
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1294
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1295
01:37:47,172 --> 01:37:50,767
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1296
01:37:51,452 --> 01:37:54,842
I don't wanna be bitchy,
but where did they dig <i>her</i> up?

1297
01:37:55,532 --> 01:37:58,683
- She sings a little flat, doesn't she?
- Flat? She's pitiful.

1298
01:37:58,812 --> 01:38:02,327
<i>~ Come down to Lindenbaum's,</i>
<i>come down to Lindenbaum's  ~</i>

1299
01:38:12,692 --> 01:38:16,731
And how about that long dress? She must
have bad legs. I used to do it in tights.

1300
01:38:16,852 --> 01:38:19,844
You don't have to remind me.
I was behind the camera.

1301
01:38:27,252 --> 01:38:28,401
<i>On the local scene...</i>

1302
01:38:28,532 --> 01:38:33,003
<i>... the chances of the Cleveland Browns</i>
<i>to repeat as National League champions...</i>

1303
01:38:33,132 --> 01:38:38,081
<i>... suffered a blow last night when one of</i>
<i>their star performers ran afoul of the law.</i>

1304
01:38:38,212 --> 01:38:42,171
<i>Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson,</i>
<i>the leading punt returner of the league...</i>

1305
01:38:42,292 --> 01:38:45,762
<i>... was released on bail</i>
<i>after being charged with drunkenness...</i>

1306
01:38:45,892 --> 01:38:48,725
<i>... assault and battery, and resisting arrest.</i>

1307
01:38:48,852 --> 01:38:51,924
<i>Art Modell, owner of the Browns,</i>
<i>announced this afternoon...</i>

1308
01:38:52,052 --> 01:38:54,964
<i>... that Jackson has been</i>
<i>indefinitely suspended...</i>

1309
01:38:55,092 --> 01:38:58,801
<i>... pending a hearing to determine</i>
<i>further disciplinary action.</i>

1310
01:38:58,932 --> 01:39:03,289
<i>In other news of the sports world,</i>
<i>Mickey Mantle said today...</i>

1311
01:39:03,412 --> 01:39:05,972
That's a shame.

1312
01:39:06,092 --> 01:39:09,448
I knew it. I knew I shouldn't
let him out of my sight.

1313
01:39:16,052 --> 01:39:17,770
What are you going to do?

1314
01:39:19,532 --> 01:39:21,727
This is absolutely our final offer.

1315
01:39:21,852 --> 01:39:24,199
$125,000.

1316
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:29,356
Wrong again.

1317
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:38,111
Hello? What is it, kid?

1318
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,629
Did you hear
what happened to Boom Boom?

1319
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:45,478
- Well, I'm sure he must need a lawyer.
- There are 4100 lawyers in Cleveland...

1320
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:48,512
...and you pick the one
who is beating his brains out for you?

1321
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:51,950
Well, there's nothing
we can do for him anyway.

1322
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:56,517
Come on, Harry. Don't bother me.
We got bigger fish to fry.

1323
01:39:59,480 --> 01:40:02,870
- What did Willie say?
- He can't be bothered.

1324
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,355
He's negotiating.

1325
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,878
Harry! Be careful.

1326
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:14,755
Wanna know who got Boom Boom into
this mess? Wanna know the whole story?

1327
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:20,198
Darling, don't get grey hair over it.

1328
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:23,029
I've been lying to you all along. I...

1329
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:27,789
You do have a few grey hairs.
Makes you look distinguished.

1330
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:30,630
Don't move. Don't say anything.

1331
01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:34,148
Just think about you and me.

1332
01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:38,159
If we're going to start all over again,
how can it hurt to have a little money?

1333
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:41,272
We're so close to it now.
Don't throw it away.

1334
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,629
For once in your life, be practical.

1335
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:51,830
Do the smart thing.

1336
01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:55,839
I love you, Harry.
But I don't want to love somebody dumb.

1337
01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:32,631
Hey, Purkey! Can you hear me, Purkey?

1338
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:35,270
I know you're up there!

1339
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:38,790
You're not fooling anybody,
you big tub of lard!

1340
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:41,957
How did he know we're up here?

1341
01:41:42,720 --> 01:41:46,156
I got a message for you
from Gemini Control!

1342
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:50,239
You can start packing up
because the mission has been scrubbed!

1343
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:53,955
Repeat, the mission has been scrubbed!

1344
01:41:54,080 --> 01:41:56,435
Over and out!

1345
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:04,954
Take that filthy glove out of my face!

1346
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:09,835
- Do you suppose he's tellin' the truth?
- I wouldn't put anything past him.

1347
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:13,515
Let me check it out with Mr O'Brien.

1348
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:28,260
Am I early? I hate to be
the first one at a party.

1349
01:42:28,380 --> 01:42:31,850
- What party?
- I thought we were having a celebration.

1350
01:42:31,980 --> 01:42:34,858
- Willie, what happened?
- This <i>is</i> the Hinkle apartment?

1351
01:42:34,980 --> 01:42:36,333
Come on. Tell us.

1352
01:42:36,460 --> 01:42:40,294
Whereas Harry Hinkle, hereinafter
referred to as the plaintiff...

1353
01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:44,049
...renounces all claims
against the Cleveland Browns...

1354
01:42:44,180 --> 01:42:48,059
...CBS and the Municipal Stadium,
hereinafter referred to as the defendants.

1355
01:42:48,180 --> 01:42:50,535
In consideration thereof...

1356
01:42:51,940 --> 01:42:54,693
Like I promised you, on a silver platter.

1357
01:42:55,980 --> 01:42:58,335
Could I have my coffee, please?

1358
01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:04,173
- $200,000!
- I coulda held out for more.

1359
01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:08,009
But old Mr O'Brien, I took pity on him.
I hate to see a grown man cry.

1360
01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:10,893
I may cry myself. Look at all those zeros!

1361
01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:14,251
- Willie, you're a genius.
<i>- ~ I'm a genius, yes, I'm a genius ~</i>

1362
01:43:14,380 --> 01:43:16,371
<i>~ Da-da-da-di-di, a genuine genius ~</i>

1363
01:43:24,540 --> 01:43:28,533
- I'd still like my coffee.
- Coffee? At a time like this?

1364
01:43:28,660 --> 01:43:32,778
- You wouldn't have champagne on ice?
- We don't even have any ice.

1365
01:43:32,900 --> 01:43:35,255
I'll see what I can find.

1366
01:43:36,740 --> 01:43:39,549
Come on, Harry. Cheer up.

1367
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:43,813
You got the biggest cash award ever
made in a personal injury case in Ohio...

1368
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:45,795
...and you're acting like a loser.

1369
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:49,219
What would you like me to do?
Turn cartwheels?

1370
01:43:49,340 --> 01:43:51,649
Not yet. You're still convalescing.

1371
01:43:51,780 --> 01:43:55,455
But in a few weeks we'll have you up
on crutches, then we'll get you a cane.

1372
01:43:55,580 --> 01:43:57,536
Why are you so good to me?

1373
01:43:57,660 --> 01:44:00,618
So you'll be walking
to the bank with a slight limp!

1374
01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:02,540
Big deal!

1375
01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:10,052
OK, Mr O'Brien. If that's the way
you want it. You're the boss.

1376
01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:14,530
- They settled.
- Good.

1377
01:44:14,660 --> 01:44:16,810
I can get home in time to watch <i>Batman.</i>

1378
01:44:16,940 --> 01:44:19,215
- Don't touch that camera!
- The case is over.

1379
01:44:19,340 --> 01:44:21,979
That's what you think.
And what Gingrich thinks.

1380
01:44:22,100 --> 01:44:24,568
Why don't you give up?
He's too smart for ya.

1381
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:27,658
Maybe so. But Hinkle isn't.

1382
01:44:27,780 --> 01:44:30,738
And I think I know
how to break him down.

1383
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:34,652
Where are you goin'?

1384
01:44:34,780 --> 01:44:38,250
The big tub of lard is gonna
pay a little visit across the street.

1385
01:44:38,380 --> 01:44:40,655
So be ready for action.

1386
01:44:46,940 --> 01:44:49,898
Now that you got this kind of money,
be very careful...

1387
01:44:50,020 --> 01:44:52,898
...because the world is full
of chisellers and con men.

1388
01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:55,693
- I'll be careful.
- But luckily you got me.

1389
01:44:55,820 --> 01:45:00,211
You may think I'm a great lawyer, but I am
ten times as good a business manager.

1390
01:45:00,340 --> 01:45:02,649
- I'll be very careful.
- Happy days!

1391
01:45:02,780 --> 01:45:04,771
- What's this?
- Kahlúa.

1392
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:08,415
I thought we had some bourbon,
but your friend Boom Boom...

1393
01:45:08,540 --> 01:45:09,940
Cheers.

1394
01:45:14,340 --> 01:45:17,855
Now when it comes to investing,
the big trick is diversification.

1395
01:45:17,980 --> 01:45:22,770
You put a little money into uranium
stocks, a few oil wells in Montana...

1396
01:45:22,900 --> 01:45:25,460
...some real estate in downtown Phoenix...

1397
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:29,459
As long as you boys are diversifying,
I want $20,000 to invest in me.

1398
01:45:29,580 --> 01:45:31,616
- You?
- That's what it would cost...

1399
01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:33,761
...if I'm to work the Persian Room.

1400
01:45:34,540 --> 01:45:37,008
- You're going back into singing?
- You bet.

1401
01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:39,052
And this time I'm gonna do it right.

1402
01:45:39,700 --> 01:45:42,692
For $20,000 you can put on
a pretty good act.

1403
01:45:42,820 --> 01:45:46,415
"Everything's Coming Up Roses" -
that's what I want to open with.

1404
01:45:46,540 --> 01:45:49,816
Four guys carry me on
in a big basket full of flowers.

1405
01:45:49,940 --> 01:45:53,091
I'm wearing a tight red sequined gown
and they're in tails.

1406
01:45:53,220 --> 01:45:55,495
White tie, top hats and canes.

1407
01:45:56,740 --> 01:45:59,379
Socko, baby, socko!

1408
01:45:59,500 --> 01:46:02,936
Maybe I could be one of the four guys.
Bring my own cane?

1409
01:46:05,580 --> 01:46:08,333
Looks like the party's beginning to build.

1410
01:46:09,780 --> 01:46:11,850
- I take it back.
- Can I come in for a minute?

1411
01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:15,814
I thought you only came in through the
window, or through the heating system.

1412
01:46:15,940 --> 01:46:18,613
If you don't mind,
I'd like to take out my equipment.

1413
01:46:18,740 --> 01:46:20,210
Help yourself.

1414
01:46:22,580 --> 01:46:25,048
You know something, Purkey?
We're gonna miss you.

1415
01:46:25,180 --> 01:46:27,375
You're a real good neighbour.

1416
01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:32,858
Quiet, discreet, unobtrusive, and yet
always keeping a watchful eye on us.

1417
01:46:33,580 --> 01:46:36,936
- I was just doin' my job. Nothin' personal.
- Of course not.

1418
01:46:37,060 --> 01:46:41,372
But sometimes even the best bloodhound
barks up the wrong tree.

1419
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:52,519
Any more news
about Boom Boom Jackson?

1420
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:53,960
No.

1421
01:46:54,446 --> 01:46:57,756
Too bad what happened to him.
But maybe it'll teach him a lesson.

1422
01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:01,390
Our black brothers have been
gettin' a little out of hand lately.

1423
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:03,909
Just too damn cocky,
you know what I mean?

1424
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:07,837
- That's enough out of you, Purkey.
- Look, I'm all for equal.

1425
01:47:07,960 --> 01:47:10,599
But what gets me is,
I'm drivin' an old Chevvy...

1426
01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:14,679
...and when I see a coon
ridin' around in a white Cadillac...

1427
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:21,236
Dirty son of a bitch!

1428
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:22,560
Harry!

1429
01:47:29,760 --> 01:47:31,955
Thanks. Hey, Max!

1430
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,280
Max!

1431
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:39,436
- You walked right into a trap, you idiot!
<i>- I'm</i> the idiot.

1432
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:44,714
I should have tipped off the insurance
company. <i>They'd</i> have given me $20,000!

1433
01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:47,475
Max! Hey, Max!

1434
01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:52,357
- Did you get it?
- I'm not sure. It's a little dark.

1435
01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:55,870
- Oh, no!
- Did you hear that? Get back in the chair.

1436
01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:57,800
Get back.

1437
01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:04,390
You want another take?

1438
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:06,680
Yeah.

1439
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:14,840
Harry...

1440
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:18,594
- What's your exposure?
- I was wide open.

1441
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:21,393
Stop it down to F-4. Check your focus.

1442
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,510
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1443
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:28,830
Roll her, Max.

1444
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:32,990
So much for the bad hand.

1445
01:48:33,120 --> 01:48:36,237
Let's see what a man
with a broken back can do.

1446
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:02,515
Attaboy. Keep it up.

1447
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:11,429
Willie, why don't you do something?

1448
01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:15,838
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do is cancel
my reservation at the Persian Room.

1449
01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:18,633
Hey, you've got one green eye
and one blue eye.

1450
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:21,957
My contact lens! I must have dropped it.

1451
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,230
Don't move.

1452
01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:32,958
And now for the most death-defying feat
ever attempted by a man...

1453
01:49:33,080 --> 01:49:35,594
...who just got out of a wheelchair!

1454
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,995
Did you get what you wanted?

1455
01:50:00,280 --> 01:50:04,193
- Let's have the keys to my car.
- They'll repossess it in the morning.

1456
01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:07,676
They can have it in the morning.
Right now I need it.

1457
01:50:10,160 --> 01:50:13,197
I don't want to find you here
when I get back.

1458
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:16,708
And take your damn meat loaf with you.

1459
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:30,229
Nothing wrong with my leg either.

1460
01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,193
How did I ever marry
into a family like this?

1461
01:50:37,440 --> 01:50:42,355
Wait a minute, Purkey! I'm not
through yet. Keep that camera rolling.

1462
01:50:44,520 --> 01:50:47,592
Go ahead. Let's see him
wriggle out of this one.

1463
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:57,072
This is William H Gingrich,
attorney-at-law.

1464
01:50:57,200 --> 01:51:01,352
I am both shocked and dismayed to learn
that my client has been deceiving me.

1465
01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:03,789
But there is no legal case
against Mr Hinkle...

1466
01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:06,480
...because no money has changed hands.

1467
01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:12,436
However, there <i>is</i> a legal case against the
firm of O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid.

1468
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:14,755
They invaded the privacy of my client...

1469
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:20,830
...a violation of the Fourth Amendment and
the Federal Anti-Wiretapping Law of 1934.

1470
01:51:21,480 --> 01:51:24,711
I am therefore filing charges
against these gentlemen...

1471
01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:29,152
...before the Ethical Practices Committee
of the American Bar Association.

1472
01:51:29,280 --> 01:51:33,717
Furthermore, I am moving immediately
to revoke the licence...

1473
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:38,038
...of one Chester Purkey,
private investigator.

1474
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:43,155
He has maligned a member
of a minority group...

1475
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:47,671
...and I shall report this to the Civil Rights
Division of the Justice Department...

1476
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:51,634
...the Human Rights Commission
of the United Nations, the NAACP...

1477
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:54,790
...CORE, the American
Civil Liberties Union...

1478
01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:02,194
I think I found your contact lens.

1479
01:53:10,208 --> 01:53:11,360
Even.

1480
01:53:19,700 --> 01:53:20,700
Odd.

1481
01:53:22,060 --> 01:53:24,415
This ain't my day.

1482
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:27,974
- Yeah?
- I'm looking for Boom Boom Jackson.

1483
01:53:28,100 --> 01:53:31,775
You're ten minutes late.
He just cleaned out his locker.

1484
01:53:32,260 --> 01:53:35,122
The team fightin' to stay up there
and <i>this</i> has to happen.

1485
01:53:35,420 --> 01:53:39,527
I would've believed it of some of the other
guys, but Jackson? In a barroom brawl?

1486
01:53:40,260 --> 01:53:42,021
I don't know what got into him.

1487
01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:47,220
Even.

1488
01:53:49,176 --> 01:53:51,040
Wait a minute!

1489
01:53:51,220 --> 01:53:53,370
We ain't got no 99.

1490
01:54:51,100 --> 01:54:53,250
This seat taken?

1491
01:55:02,020 --> 01:55:06,252
- What's that with the matches?
- It's for a buddy of mine, Harry Hinkle.

1492
01:55:06,380 --> 01:55:08,610
He's in a wheelchair.

1493
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:14,174
Remember what you said you'd do to
anybody who called your buddy a faker?

1494
01:55:14,300 --> 01:55:17,133
Well, I say Harry Hinkle is a faker.

1495
01:55:18,820 --> 01:55:20,936
What are you waitin' for?
Go ahead, belt me.

1496
01:55:21,060 --> 01:55:24,018
- Why did you do it?
- For the money. What else?

1497
01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:28,409
- You're a liar.
- That's what I came to tell you.

1498
01:55:28,540 --> 01:55:31,498
If it's for the money,
how come you're out of that chair?

1499
01:55:31,620 --> 01:55:34,930
I didn't like the setup,
I didn't like the characters involved.

1500
01:55:35,060 --> 01:55:37,096
Especially me.

1501
01:55:37,220 --> 01:55:40,053
- Go ahead, do it.
- And put you back in that corset?

1502
01:55:40,180 --> 01:55:43,217
Oh, no. I'm not gonna
go through that again.

1503
01:55:48,300 --> 01:55:50,495
- I see you're all packed, huh?
- Yeah.

1504
01:55:50,620 --> 01:55:52,895
Shaving kit, three pairs of socks...

1505
01:55:53,020 --> 01:55:57,013
...and the football they gave me
after the Baltimore game.

1506
01:55:58,060 --> 01:56:00,051
- Where are you goin'?
- I don't know.

1507
01:56:00,180 --> 01:56:03,138
But somewhere between here and there
there's got to be a bar.

1508
01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:05,615
Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

1509
01:56:06,540 --> 01:56:10,374
Look, they'll make you sit out
a couple of games, but you'll be back.

1510
01:56:10,500 --> 01:56:13,014
I don't care one way or the other.
I'm through.

1511
01:56:13,140 --> 01:56:15,973
- Who says you're through?
- 83,000 people.

1512
01:56:16,100 --> 01:56:19,570
When they boo every time you come
off the field, you get the message.

1513
01:56:19,700 --> 01:56:22,612
Sure you've been playing lousy.
You had this mental block.

1514
01:56:22,740 --> 01:56:25,891
I'm supposed to be a pro.
Once you start to choke up...

1515
01:56:26,020 --> 01:56:29,456
...once you drop three punts in a row,
you look for another line of work.

1516
01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:33,175
- Such as what?
- A guy my size, my weight...

1517
01:56:33,300 --> 01:56:35,336
I can make it in the wrestling racket.

1518
01:56:35,460 --> 01:56:39,135
I think I'd make a pretty good heavy,
call myself the Dark Angel.

1519
01:56:40,260 --> 01:56:42,649
- The Dark Angel?
- You coming?

1520
01:56:47,860 --> 01:56:49,634
December 27th.

1521
01:56:50,260 --> 01:56:52,490
You sure kept me busy that day
with the camera.

1522
01:56:52,620 --> 01:56:55,274
- 41 yards, 57 yards...
- So long, buddy.

1523
01:56:55,530 --> 01:56:57,255
See you around.

1524
01:57:05,940 --> 01:57:06,940
Hey!

1525
01:57:09,397 --> 01:57:11,005
Boom Boom!

1526
01:57:12,300 --> 01:57:13,942
You forgot somethin'!

1527
01:57:21,540 --> 01:57:22,740
Catch!

1528
01:57:24,709 --> 01:57:26,417
Go, man, go!

1529
01:57:28,500 --> 01:57:29,790
Yeah!

1530
01:57:30,980 --> 01:57:32,652
Yeah! Ha!

1531
01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:34,180
Got ya!

1532
01:58:12,340 --> 01:58:14,024
Are you all right, buddy?

1533
01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:17,474
Did I hurt you, buddy?

1534
01:58:18,020 --> 01:58:20,177
Buddy! Talk to me, buddy.

1535
01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:28,536
Why doesn't one of you
answer the phone?

1536
01:58:28,660 --> 01:58:30,945
- What phone?
- It's ringing.

1537
01:58:31,420 --> 01:58:33,135
There's no phone here.

1538
01:58:34,603 --> 01:58:36,536
Hey, how many of me do you see?

1539
01:58:36,660 --> 01:58:38,472
- Two.
- Two?

1540
01:58:38,985 --> 01:58:43,610
Boom Boom Jackson, and some nut who
wants to call himself the Dark Angel.

1541
01:58:50,638 --> 01:58:53,784
- Come on. Play ball. Let's go.
- OK.

1542
01:58:53,971 --> 01:58:56,455
- Give me the ball.
- OK.

1543
02:00:21,298 --> 02:00:24,328
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