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(CLOCK TICKING)
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♪
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♪
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(BELL TOLLING)
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(TICKING)
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MAN:
Dear Lewis:
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Enclosed, please find
one bus ticket
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and two silver dollars
for your trip to Michigan.
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I'm really sorry about the loss
of your parents.
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Your mom was my sister,
so that makes you family.
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And I'll do my best to make you
feel right at home.
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As Einstein said,
life is like a bicycle.
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To stay balanced,
you got to keep moving forward.
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And so will we.
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I look forward to meeting you.
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Your Uncle Jonathan.
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P.S. Sorry for the stain
on the letter.
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- That's chocolate.
- (MAN SNORING)
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(SIGHS)
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Mom, Dad, are you there?
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Am I gonna be okay?
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"Cannot say."
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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MAN: Gonna buy Charlie
a bike for his birthday.
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WOMAN:
Oh, he's gonna love it.
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MAN:
Emma Jean, bus is here.
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(HORN HONKS TWICE)
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(LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Last stop: New Zebedee.
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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(LEWIS GRUNTS)
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(STRAINED GRUNTING)
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- (GRUNTS)
- JONATHAN: Oh, come on.
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Don't kill yourself before
I've had a chance to meet you.
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Lewis?
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I'm your Uncle Jonathan.
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Are you wearing a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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Oh.
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Here, let me help you
with that.
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Oh! Good Lord, what do you got
in this thing, encyclopedias?
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Dictionaries.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you're serious.
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I like new words.
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I think they're very
pulchritudinous.
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Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
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Or should I say "salutations"?
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You can look that one up.
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I know what
"salutations" means.
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Oh. Smart kid.
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Uh, do you think
that we're gonna be home soon?
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'Cause the Captain Midnight
show's almost on.
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Uh, you don't have to worry
about that. I don't have a TV.
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But I do have a big poker game
tonight, if you want to join.
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Do you play?
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Uh, no. I'm ten.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Duly noted.
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- (BELL TOLLING)
- (GASPS)
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(TOLLING BECOMES DISTORTED,
LOWERING IN PITCH)
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(TOLLING STOPS)
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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Ah. Here we are.
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Excuse me.
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The Muggins Simoon.
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Temperamental door handle.
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Hop in.
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Here we go.
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Watch your tootsies.
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(BRAKES SQUEAL,
ENGINE BACKFIRES)
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JONATHAN:
All right, here we are.
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You can get out here.
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Here we go.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(PANTING)
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Home, sweet home.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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LEWIS:
Do you like...
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- Halloween?
- Hmm?
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Oh, no, I keep those up
year round.
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- (JONATHAN CHUCKLES)
- WOMAN: Mr. Barnavelt!
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- (DOG YAPPING)
- Come on, darling.
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Yes. Good puppy.
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Mr. Barnavelt!
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Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.
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Marmalade.
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Is that a robe?
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It's a kimono.
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You've been playing
your saxophone again.
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Madame, not everyone
can appreciate the intricacies
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of a free-form jazz odyssey.
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I don't care what you play.
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You're playing at 3:00
in the morning,
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so I'm begging you...
Who is this?
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JONATHAN:
Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.
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He'll be living with me.
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You're responsible
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for keeping
a human child alive?
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That's right.
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Good evening.
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This way, Lewis.
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- (MARMALADE YAPS)
- I'll try to keep it down
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around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...
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them's my best jammin' hours.
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- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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And here we are.
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♪
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LEWIS:
Wow. You've...
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That's a lot of clocks.
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Well, what constitutes "a lot"
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is really a matter
of personal taste.
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For me, it's a perfect amount
of clocks.
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(BANGING, BELL DINGING)
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Oh, sorry.
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There's a deranged cuckoo
in there.
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Your ratchet wheel's shot,
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and the click spring's
not far behind.
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Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.
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How was your trip?
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This old hag
is my next-door neighbor,
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Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
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I am relieved to see
you didn't inherit your uncle's
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- freakishly oversized head.
- JONATHAN: Huh.
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Says the woman who literally
looks like a Q-tip.
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Oh, look,
the giant head is angry.
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JONATHAN:
My God, did that withered
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purple skeleton just speak?
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LEWIS:
It's nice to meet you.
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- Lewis, are you hungry?
- Yes, please.
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Florence, I'm gonna
show Lewis to his room.
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For once in your life,
could you
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make yourself useful
and whip up a batch
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of those chocolate chip
cookies? (CLICKS TONGUE)
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And how would you
like them, sir?
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Stuffed down your throat
one by one
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or crumbled up
and shoved into your pants?
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Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks
she's smarter than me
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because she's got more
college degrees.
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No, I think I'm smarter
than you
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because I'm smarter than you.
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(ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
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- Shh!
- (ORGAN STOPS PLAYING)
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LEWIS:
But, Uncle Jonathan?
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- Hmm?
- Don't I have to have dinner
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before I'm allowed
to have cookies?
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Well, why not just
eat cookies for dinner?
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They're far more delicious.
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I know. It's just,
we had these house rules.
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Well, not in this house.
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There's no bedtime,
bath time or mealtime.
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You can eat cookies till you
throw up, for all I care.
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You'll see... things are...
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quite different here.
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(CREAKS QUIETLY)
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♪
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- All mine?
- All yours.
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Although, why this is yours,
I have no idea.
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You know it's about
the complete opposite
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of real magic.
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Well, it's the last thing
my parents gave to me
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before the... (STIFLED SOBS)
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(CRYING):
...the car crash.
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I'm... sorry.
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Uh, here.
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Yeah, take that back.
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Um, I have a tissue...
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around here somewhere.
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Ah.
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Here you go. No, hold on.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...
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I didn't realize the ball
was of emotional significance.
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Almost there.
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(SIGHS)
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Feel free to grab
any color tissue.
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They're all the same.
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FLORENCE:
Hey, gorilla groin.
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Are we playing poker,
or am I playing solitaire?
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Hold your horses,
you scarecrow.
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- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
- Right?
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Calling that a poker face
is an insult to faces.
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(JONATHAN GIGGLING)
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Sore loser, frumpy.
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Well, beat that.
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(SIGHS)
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FLORENCE:
Ugh.
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- He wins... again.
- JONATHAN: You're hustling me.
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You've played before.
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I haven't.
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I swear.
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Beginner's luck, I guess?
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Well, I'm gonna drown
my sorrows in some hot cocoa.
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- You want some?
- Yes, please.
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- Florence?
- Delighted.
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- Get your own.
- Choke and die.
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So, how long have you lived
next door to Uncle Jonathan?
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Oh, we've been friends forever,
ever since I came here.
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Ran here, actually.
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From Paris.
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After the war.
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And no, to answer that look
you're giving me,
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your uncle and I
aren't anything kissy-faced.
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- JONATHAN: Gross!
- Ugh.
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The word's "platonic."
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That's right.
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Look, your uncle
drives me nuts.
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And he doesn't always smell
so terrific,
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but he's gotten me out
of more tough scrapes
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than I care to mention.
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You know, I've found
that all one really needs
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in this world
is one good friend.
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Oh, but I'm sure
you've got lots.
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Yeah.
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Tons.
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All my friends are...
really great.
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Hmm.
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Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
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I really miss you guys.
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Love you.
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(KISS)
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(CLANKING)
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- (LOUD METALLIC BANG)
- (LEWIS GASPS)
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(DISTANT FOOTSTEPS)
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(DEEP CREAKING)
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(CREAKING,
FOOTSTEPS GROW CLOSER)
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(CREAKING AND FOOTSTEPS
CONTINUE)
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(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
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(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
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(METALLIC RATTLING)
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- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- (GASPING)
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(PANTING)
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♪
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(BIRDS SINGING)
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(CLOCKS TICKING)
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Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
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FLORENCE: You've got to go
into the wall.
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JONATHAN:
I am going in the wall.
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You did not go into the wall
yesterday.
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- I saw you. You did not go into...
- Hello?
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Lewis, didn't see you there.
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Big day. First day of school.
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- How'd you sleep?
- Uh... fine.
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How did you sleep?
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Peachy. Like a baby.
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Like a big, peachy baby.
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Okay, off you go.
Knock 'em dead.
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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JONATHAN:
I played it perfect.
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He suspects nothing.
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DJ (OVER CAR RADIO): 43rd New
Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Hold the door!
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Clark, let's make a decision.
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(SIGHS) Herman.
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(METALLIC SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING QUIETLY)
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Good hustle, Herman.
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Thanks, Coach.
259
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:06,281
(METALLIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
260
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:08,548
Woody.
261
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,449
We're even teams now.
262
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,285
Let's play ball.
263
00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:13,586
Maybe next time, ankle biter.
264
00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,121
Coach.
265
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,355
(WHISPERS):
Come on, just pick him.
266
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,591
- No. No.
- Just pick him.
267
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,126
Come on.
268
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:21,360
(MUTTERS UNDER BREATH)
269
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,395
Fine. All right.
270
00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,462
You're with us.
271
00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:24,566
You can play, right?
272
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,236
S-Sure.
273
00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:32,538
I'm open! I'm...
274
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,307
COACH: Goggles, get up!
Come on, guys!
275
00:14:34,309 --> 00:14:35,474
Down the court, down the court!
276
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:36,709
You all right?
277
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,311
(GRUNTS)
278
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:39,612
- You good?
- COACH: Open your space up.
279
00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:41,347
Come on, guys.
Open the space.
280
00:14:41,349 --> 00:14:43,215
All right, get it.
Let's go, go, go!
281
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,550
- BOY: Pass the ball!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
282
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,385
- COACH: Goggles, what's going on?
- BOY: Come on!
283
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:47,420
COACH:
Come on, let's go!
284
00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:49,255
Defense, look alive!
Come on, look alive, guys!
285
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:50,356
- Shoot it!
- Goggles, make the shot!
286
00:14:50,358 --> 00:14:51,624
- Come on! Make a shot!
- Oh!
287
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,693
Make a...
Not at me. The basket.
288
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,428
- Pass the ball!
- You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
289
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,596
Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!
290
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,230
- (GROANS)
- I'm sorry.
291
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,733
- (CLAMORING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
292
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,368
Guard your guys.
Guard your guys. Let's go.
293
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,603
- I'm open!
- COACH: Shoot!
294
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,106
- Shoot!
- Shoot!
295
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,507
(KIDS CHEERING)
296
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,676
- Nice shot, speedy.
- Thanks, Coach.
297
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:12,278
WOMAN (OVER P.A.):
Attention, students.
298
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,746
(ANNOUNCEMENT
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
299
00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,681
- Hi!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
300
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:18,384
There he is... star forward
for the Minneapolis Lakers.
301
00:15:18,386 --> 00:15:19,952
- How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good.
302
00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:22,221
A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
303
00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:23,589
- in the drinking fountains.
- Thank you.
304
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,791
Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop
305
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,493
- in the drinking fountains.
- Please.
306
00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:29,362
How is he gonna carbonate
the drinking fountains?
307
00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:31,499
(CHATTER CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
308
00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:43,476
(QUIETLY):
Whoa.
309
00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:45,277
(SIGHS)
310
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,812
TARBY:
Don't just stand there.
311
00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:49,248
- Can you pitch?
- Uh...
312
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,484
no, not very well.
313
00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:53,786
I'll take what I can get.
314
00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:55,289
Come toss me one.
315
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:57,759
Come on.
316
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,000
What are you doing here?
317
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,769
Where are all your friends?
318
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,370
Football practice.
319
00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:13,572
Can't play.
Can't do anything.
320
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:16,544
My butt is just
warming the bench.
321
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:21,380
So, you're new in town.
322
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:23,349
- Where do you live?
- Kind of this big,
323
00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:25,186
old place on the end
of High Street.
324
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,720
Wait.
325
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:29,822
You... you live
in the slaughterhouse?
326
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,524
I'm sorry.
327
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:32,725
The what?
328
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,326
Some old guy died there.
329
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,695
Now it's haunted.
330
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:36,829
Well, everyone says so.
331
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:38,364
Have you seen anything creepy?
332
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:39,732
No.
333
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,834
Well, last night,
I thought I heard something,
334
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,403
but it wasn't anything;
it was just my uncle.
335
00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,404
What was he doing?
336
00:16:45,406 --> 00:16:47,673
I don't know.
Just sort of wandering around.
337
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,575
I think he was looking
for something.
338
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,544
Maybe he was looking for an ax.
339
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:53,345
It's his house.
340
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,347
Why wouldn't he know
where his own ax is?
341
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:58,286
Maybe he hid it from the police
after the last murder.
342
00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:02,588
Look, I'm just trying
to help us both out.
343
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,359
You can't vote for me
if you don't have arms.
344
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,663
Come on.
345
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,803
(QUIET SQUEAKING)
346
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,410
WOMAN (ECHOING):
Lewis.
347
00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:25,680
Lewis.
348
00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:30,750
Lewis.
349
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:32,618
Sweetheart.
350
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,420
(GASPS, SIGHS)
351
00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:35,621
Hey, kiddo.
352
00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,658
I missed you so much.
353
00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:42,595
I miss you, too, Mom.
A lot.
354
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:46,432
Your dad and I,
we'd give anything
355
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:48,101
to be with you again.
356
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,736
You know that, right?
357
00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:52,571
(SIGHS) So...
358
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,673
how are you making out?
359
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,542
How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
360
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,410
He seems nice.
361
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,814
Just...
362
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,548
What?
363
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,916
Hey.
364
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,452
It's okay. You can tell me.
365
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:09,421
This house is scary.
And-and old and scary.
366
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,690
And there's all these clocks,
and I see weird stuff
367
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,559
out of the corner of my eye,
and...
368
00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:16,395
I feel like...
I almost feel like
369
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,430
that Uncle Jonathan's
hiding something.
370
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,433
That's because he is...
371
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,404
hiding something.
372
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:25,573
From you.
373
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:28,808
I'm sorry, sweetheart,
374
00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,975
but you're in danger.
375
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,944
Danger? Wh...
376
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,546
What danger? What do you mean?
377
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,149
You're gonna have to be brave.
378
00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:37,917
But I... But, Mom, this is me.
379
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,418
I'm not brave.
380
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,954
(SHUSHING)
381
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,658
(KISS)
382
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,560
First, you get the book.
383
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:49,528
Then you get the key.
384
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,697
Book.
385
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:53,601
K-Key...
What are you talking about?
386
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,803
(CLOCK TICKING)
387
00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:00,539
Do you hear the ticking?
388
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,611
- (GASPING)
- (CLOCK TICKING)
389
00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:18,392
(TICKING CONTINUES)
390
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,000
(DISTANT DOOR CLOSES)
391
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:30,838
(FOOTSTEPS)
392
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:35,507
Brave.
393
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,845
Brave. Brave.
394
00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:51,893
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
395
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,744
(FAINT, DISTORTED SCREAMS)
396
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:13,481
(SCREAMS FADE)
397
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:18,519
(FAINT, DISTORTED HOWL
OF A WOLF)
398
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,674
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
399
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:43,444
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
400
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:01,961
- (QUIET CLINKING)
- JONATHAN: Come out, come out,
401
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,764
wherever you are.
402
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,700
You can't hide forever.
403
00:21:07,702 --> 00:21:08,901
- (GRUNTS)
- (LOUD BANGING)
404
00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:10,036
(GASPS)
405
00:21:10,038 --> 00:21:14,840
(REPEATED GRUNTING AND BANGING)
406
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:17,578
(GRUNTING AND BANGING CONTINUE)
407
00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:23,884
- (GASPS, WHIMPERS)
- (GRUNTING AND BANGING STOP)
408
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,556
(LEWIS SCREAMS)
409
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:31,757
LEWIS:
Help!
410
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,494
(JONATHAN PANTING)
411
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:42,803
(SCRAPING)
412
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,841
(GASPS)
413
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,912
(GASPING)
414
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,718
(GASPING)
415
00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:05,958
(RAPID GASPING)
416
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,926
(CUCKOOING)
417
00:22:07,928 --> 00:22:10,896
(ORGAN PLAYING
DISCORDANT NOTES)
418
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:13,101
- (CLOCKS TICKING RAPIDLY)
- (CUCKOOING CONTINUES)
419
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,139
(CHAIR SQUEAKING LOUDLY)
420
00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:21,640
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING)
421
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:22,576
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
422
00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:25,147
(SQUEAKING AND HONKING STOP)
423
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,847
Help! Let me out!
424
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,083
Help, please!
425
00:22:30,085 --> 00:22:31,683
Help me! Let me out!
426
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,054
- (SCREAMS)
- It's me.
427
00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:35,888
- (SCREAMS AGAIN)
- Down, boy!
428
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:37,057
- I said down.
- (CHAIR WHINING)
429
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:38,690
Go. Go on, go to your room.
430
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:39,892
- Go on, get.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
431
00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:41,627
(GROANS)
432
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:43,096
I'm sorry you had to see that.
433
00:22:43,098 --> 00:22:44,696
No. No.
434
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,066
No, houses don't attack you.
435
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,833
And if they do attack,
you're definitely not
436
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,835
supposed to say,
"Sorry you had to see that."
437
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,071
Is this place haunted?
438
00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:53,639
- Are you gonna ax-murder me?
- What? No.
439
00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:54,973
You're gonna ax-murder me,
aren't you?
440
00:22:54,975 --> 00:22:56,642
(LAUGHING):
I'm not gonna ax-murder you.
441
00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:57,978
Then what is going on?
442
00:22:59,081 --> 00:23:00,679
Well, one thing's for sure.
443
00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:02,048
The house likes you.
444
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:03,984
Houses don't like anything.
They're houses.
445
00:23:06,121 --> 00:23:08,923
- (ORGAN PLAYS CHORD)
- (SQUEAKING)
446
00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:14,662
(TINKLING, WHOOSHING)
447
00:23:22,002 --> 00:23:23,971
♪
448
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,754
♪
449
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,759
Do you know what
a warlock is, Lewis?
450
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,295
It's...
451
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,164
a boy witch.
452
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,032
Well... (CHUCKLES)
453
00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,735
I think they're a little more
than boy witches.
454
00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:57,836
"Warlock.
455
00:23:57,838 --> 00:23:59,705
"Noun.
456
00:23:59,707 --> 00:24:02,175
A man who practices magic."
457
00:24:02,177 --> 00:24:03,878
A boy witch.
458
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:11,084
Are you saying that...
you're a warlock?
459
00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:13,155
Would it scare you if I was?
460
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:20,226
Well, are you a good warlock
or a bad one?
461
00:24:20,228 --> 00:24:23,062
Ah. Depends on what
you mean by "bad."
462
00:24:23,064 --> 00:24:26,199
I'm nice, but...
I'm not that good.
463
00:24:26,201 --> 00:24:28,800
I'm just a parlor magician,
really, but, uh,
464
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,804
Mrs. Zimmerman, now,
she's nice and good.
465
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,174
Damn good.
466
00:24:34,176 --> 00:24:35,974
Got a Doctor Magicorum degree
467
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:38,044
from the University
of Göttingen.
468
00:24:38,046 --> 00:24:40,746
Why are you always
wandering around at night?
469
00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:42,182
What is that ticking
in the walls?
470
00:24:42,184 --> 00:24:43,851
You've heard that?
471
00:24:46,754 --> 00:24:50,223
This house used to be owned
by another warlock,
472
00:24:50,225 --> 00:24:54,093
Isaac Izard,
and his wife Selena.
473
00:24:54,095 --> 00:24:55,994
He, uh...
474
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:57,330
passed away
475
00:24:57,332 --> 00:25:00,200
and left a magic clock
in the walls.
476
00:25:00,202 --> 00:25:01,301
Why?
477
00:25:01,303 --> 00:25:03,171
Because he's a terrible...
478
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,838
Joker.
479
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,840
He's a practical joker.
480
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,177
Put a clock in the walls
to drive me nuts.
481
00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:13,379
I try to drown it out
with all those other clocks,
482
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,114
but it doesn't really work,
483
00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,982
so at night, I...
484
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,152
go around the house and...
485
00:25:19,154 --> 00:25:21,087
search for the damn thing.
486
00:25:21,089 --> 00:25:22,257
With an ax?
487
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:27,229
Sometimes I get over-enthused.
I'll admit that.
488
00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,866
Do you have to be born
a boy wi...
489
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,269
a warlock?
490
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,204
No. Anyone can learn.
491
00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:40,240
If they study,
practice hard enough.
492
00:25:40,242 --> 00:25:42,342
- Can I learn?
- No.
493
00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:44,009
- But you just said "anyone."
- Grown-up anyone.
494
00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:45,411
There's charts and hieroglyphs
495
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,313
and stuff that would stump
a Harvard professor,
496
00:25:47,315 --> 00:25:49,148
- and I don't have time to teach a...
- Please.
497
00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:52,252
Please, please teach me.
Please, please,
498
00:25:52,254 --> 00:25:54,087
please, please, please.
499
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,824
Okay! Have it your way.
500
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,994
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
501
00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:03,895
Oh.
502
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:05,298
(BLOWS)
503
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,135
(JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
504
00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,938
(GRUNTS)
505
00:26:14,309 --> 00:26:17,176
Let me know
when you've read all those.
506
00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:18,879
Just for a start.
507
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,385
♪
508
00:26:32,294 --> 00:26:34,227
- Jack-o-lanterns.
- They scare away evil.
509
00:26:34,229 --> 00:26:35,894
And iron does, too.
510
00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:37,397
Well, it repels evil,
like bug spray.
511
00:26:37,399 --> 00:26:39,299
And that is why we have
iron horseshoes,
512
00:26:39,301 --> 00:26:41,401
and that's why cemetery gates
are made of iron.
513
00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:43,336
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
514
00:26:43,338 --> 00:26:46,205
And how does one become
a full-fledged warlock?
515
00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:48,041
You have to defeat
an evil spirit
516
00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:50,243
by using your own magic.
517
00:26:50,245 --> 00:26:52,347
That is absolutely right.
518
00:26:54,182 --> 00:26:56,349
(SNIFFING)
519
00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:58,386
What smells of rancid sulfur?
520
00:27:00,188 --> 00:27:02,088
(PASSES GAS)
521
00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:03,289
Bad kitty!
522
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,058
(LION PURRS)
523
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:08,027
Am I gonna have to defeat
an evil spirit one day?
524
00:27:08,029 --> 00:27:10,229
Oh, don't worry.
Not for a long, long time.
525
00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:12,198
You're perfectly safe.
526
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,299
- (CREATURE WHEEZING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
527
00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:14,500
(CREATURE GROWLING)
528
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:15,967
That's safe?
529
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,370
(CREATURE GROWLS, WHEEZES)
530
00:27:17,372 --> 00:27:19,038
(JONATHAN GRUNTS)
531
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,273
As long as it's fed.
532
00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:21,973
(CREATURE BELCHES)
533
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,476
It used to be Florence's
pet garter snake,
534
00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:25,078
William Snakespeare.
535
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,046
She tried to turn it purple.
536
00:27:27,048 --> 00:27:28,214
The spell backfired.
537
00:27:28,216 --> 00:27:29,449
Between you and me,
538
00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:31,384
most of her spells
backfire these days.
539
00:27:31,386 --> 00:27:33,086
- Why?
- Ah, you'll have to
540
00:27:33,088 --> 00:27:35,088
ask her that one yourself.
541
00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:37,056
What's all that?
542
00:27:37,058 --> 00:27:41,127
Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
543
00:27:41,129 --> 00:27:43,262
Evil can't come within 20 feet
of that cabinet,
544
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:45,264
much less open it.
545
00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,068
What's in it?
546
00:27:48,436 --> 00:27:51,371
You know how I said
there were no rules?
547
00:27:51,373 --> 00:27:53,406
Actually, there's one rule.
548
00:27:53,408 --> 00:27:56,342
Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
549
00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:59,112
Or I'll toss you out
on your ear.
550
00:27:59,114 --> 00:28:00,179
You understand?
551
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:01,714
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
552
00:28:01,716 --> 00:28:03,349
This is pretty much
the only thing
553
00:28:03,351 --> 00:28:06,985
I'm serious about,
so I need to hear you say it.
554
00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:09,190
I understand.
555
00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:12,458
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
556
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,396
(DEEP CREAKING)
557
00:28:28,476 --> 00:28:30,143
JONATHAN and FLORENCE
(DISTORTED, ECHOING): Isaac!
558
00:28:30,145 --> 00:28:32,178
JONATHAN:
Isaac!
559
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,214
- Isaac, don't do this!
- Stop!
560
00:28:39,087 --> 00:28:40,586
JONATHAN (IN DISTANCE):
Please! Isaac, don't do it!
561
00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:43,258
- (WHISPERS INDISTINCT SPELL)
- Isaac!
562
00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:47,226
Isaac, please!
563
00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:49,030
- (EXPLOSIVE BOOM)
- (BOTH YELL)
564
00:28:55,503 --> 00:28:57,205
Isaac.
565
00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:03,044
(GASPS)
566
00:29:04,312 --> 00:29:06,245
ISAAC:
The beginning...
567
00:29:06,247 --> 00:29:07,482
and the end.
568
00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,050
The alpha
569
00:29:11,052 --> 00:29:12,287
and the omega.
570
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,489
Do you hear the ticking?
571
00:29:16,491 --> 00:29:19,394
(CLOCKS TICKING)
572
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:25,131
FLORENCE: Well, I have scoured
the crawl space.
573
00:29:25,133 --> 00:29:27,366
I found a dead mouse, but...
574
00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:29,204
no clock.
575
00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,139
You think reading that
for the millionth time
576
00:29:33,141 --> 00:29:35,041
will turn up something new?
577
00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:36,476
No, not really.
578
00:29:36,478 --> 00:29:38,110
So...
579
00:29:38,112 --> 00:29:40,146
you've told Lewis everything?
580
00:29:40,148 --> 00:29:42,048
Well, not everything.
581
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,517
I think you should.
582
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:47,386
Isaac may be dead,
but he is still dangerous.
583
00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:49,522
- If Lewis knew the truth...
- Well, we don't know the truth.
584
00:29:49,524 --> 00:29:51,257
We don't know
where the clock is
585
00:29:51,259 --> 00:29:54,293
or what it does,
except something horrible.
586
00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:57,063
No, we gotta do
the responsible thing:
587
00:29:57,065 --> 00:29:58,399
lie to the kid.
588
00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:03,003
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
589
00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:06,572
(LAUGHING)
590
00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,274
(MOCKING GRUNT)
591
00:30:08,276 --> 00:30:09,544
(GIRLS CONTINUE LAUGHING)
592
00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:14,215
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
593
00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:16,682
Hey, Lewis.
594
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,284
Hmm?
595
00:30:18,286 --> 00:30:19,652
Why do you wear those goggles?
596
00:30:19,654 --> 00:30:22,488
Captain Midnight wears a pair
just like these.
597
00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:24,123
You ever seen his show?
598
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,324
He's indomitable.
599
00:30:25,326 --> 00:30:27,159
He's what?
600
00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,294
"Indomitable.
601
00:30:28,296 --> 00:30:31,097
Adjective.
Impossible to defeat."
602
00:30:31,099 --> 00:30:32,465
That's what they call him.
603
00:30:32,467 --> 00:30:34,435
The Indomitable
Captain Midnight.
604
00:30:36,104 --> 00:30:38,237
I just think it might be
easier for you if you...
605
00:30:38,239 --> 00:30:39,505
lost the goggles.
606
00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:42,875
Acted a little more...
607
00:30:42,877 --> 00:30:45,246
you know, normal.
608
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:48,381
Oh.
609
00:30:48,383 --> 00:30:50,449
You think?
610
00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:53,021
I'm just telling you
as a friend.
611
00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:56,589
Right.
612
00:30:56,591 --> 00:30:59,325
- Friends. We're friends.
- (CAR APPROACHES, MUSIC PLAYS)
613
00:30:59,327 --> 00:31:00,593
(ENGINE RUMBLES, BACKFIRES)
614
00:31:00,595 --> 00:31:02,194
- (BRAKES SQUEALING)
- Lewis!
615
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,297
(HORN HONKS)
616
00:31:04,299 --> 00:31:05,631
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS REPEATEDLY)
617
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:07,600
Can't you see me?
618
00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:09,468
Over here! Right here!
619
00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:10,603
- Lewis!
- (HORN HONKS)
620
00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:12,605
It's your Uncle Johnny!
621
00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:14,206
I should go.
622
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,708
Probably.
623
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:17,476
JONATHAN:
Come on! Let's go!
624
00:31:17,478 --> 00:31:19,312
Get in. Where's your goggles?
625
00:31:19,314 --> 00:31:20,580
What are you doing here?
626
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,915
Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
627
00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,517
Got a harvest moon tonight.
628
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,552
- It's perfect.
- Perfect for what?
629
00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:28,521
For your first big-time,
serious spell.
630
00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:30,189
Should I punch it?
631
00:31:30,191 --> 00:31:31,624
You won't believe
what this thing can do.
632
00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,225
Can we just go, please?
633
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,627
MAN (OVER RADIO):
Well, doggone, that moon
634
00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,662
will be gone next week
with the lunar eclipse coming.
635
00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:38,497
- Till then, let's keep on rocking.
- (ENGINE BACKFIRES)
636
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:41,601
LEWIS (READING WOODENLY):
"From Saturn to the sun,
637
00:31:41,603 --> 00:31:44,337
"from the base to noble one,
638
00:31:44,339 --> 00:31:46,505
"like the alchemist of old,
639
00:31:46,507 --> 00:31:50,576
turn this dross lead
into gold!"
640
00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,645
JONATHAN:
Wow.
641
00:31:52,647 --> 00:31:54,647
That was really,
642
00:31:54,649 --> 00:31:56,417
really...
643
00:31:57,619 --> 00:31:59,218
...terrible.
644
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,387
(CHUCKLING):
I mean, just awful.
645
00:32:01,389 --> 00:32:02,388
Hey.
646
00:32:02,390 --> 00:32:04,523
You're reading it
like it's a Buick manual.
647
00:32:04,525 --> 00:32:07,293
It's not what you say, Lewis.
648
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,395
It's how you say it.
649
00:32:09,397 --> 00:32:13,232
You're the only you
in the whole universe.
650
00:32:13,234 --> 00:32:14,767
JONATHAN:
That makes your style of magic
651
00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:16,702
just crazy unique.
652
00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:19,238
One in a hundred million
kajillion.
653
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,240
So I can give you
the right books,
654
00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:23,976
teach you the right spells,
but that last one percent...
655
00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:25,346
that's up to you.
656
00:32:26,414 --> 00:32:28,414
So...
657
00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:31,617
how do I find my magic style
or whatever it is?
658
00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:33,653
It's in there somewhere.
659
00:32:33,655 --> 00:32:36,424
You just have to quiet down
and listen.
660
00:32:39,661 --> 00:32:42,461
Now it looks
like you're pooping.
661
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:43,729
Well, I don't know!
662
00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:45,431
This all feels weird.
663
00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:47,333
What's wrong with weird?
664
00:32:47,335 --> 00:32:49,268
Weird's like the nuts
in my cookies.
665
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:51,704
It's the nuts
that make things interesting.
666
00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:55,007
Let me show you
what a little weird can do.
667
00:32:55,009 --> 00:32:58,010
(PLAYS LOUD, SHRILL NOTE)
668
00:32:58,012 --> 00:32:59,712
(PLAYS DISCORDANT MELODY)
669
00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,382
(LEWIS GASPS)
670
00:33:02,717 --> 00:33:04,517
(DOGS BARKING)
671
00:33:04,519 --> 00:33:06,719
(CONTINUES DISCORDANT PLAYING)
672
00:33:06,721 --> 00:33:08,454
Be a dear.
673
00:33:08,456 --> 00:33:10,723
Fetch a knife
and stab me in the ears.
674
00:33:10,725 --> 00:33:13,826
- (DOGS BARKING)
- (DISCORDANT PLAYING CONTINUES)
675
00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:16,698
- (YAPPING)
- (GROANING)
676
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:23,337
- (DOGS BARKING AND YAPPING)
- (LION MOANS)
677
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,476
(DEEP, LOW GRUMBLE OF LION)
678
00:33:35,616 --> 00:33:37,418
(ANIMAL SOUNDS STOP)
679
00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:43,791
♪
680
00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:50,331
(TINKLING)
681
00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,737
(WHOOSHING)
682
00:34:10,718 --> 00:34:12,752
Well, for a boy
who loves words,
683
00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,788
you're sure at a loss for them.
684
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,823
Uncle Jonathan?
685
00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:21,395
You're way more than just
a parlor magician.
686
00:34:23,498 --> 00:34:25,397
Have a look around.
687
00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:27,869
♪
688
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,792
(QUIET WHOOSHING, TINKLING)
689
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:03,704
(PURRS)
690
00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:11,977
JONATHAN:
Finally.
691
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,579
A smile.
692
00:35:13,581 --> 00:35:16,450
I was starting to think
you were incapable.
693
00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:18,586
(GRUNTS)
694
00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:20,853
(GROANS)
695
00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:22,421
Bad kitty!
696
00:35:22,423 --> 00:35:23,689
You use the litter box!
697
00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:25,457
(LION GROANS)
698
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,993
All right.
I'm going to bed.
699
00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:31,497
You're welcome to stay up
as long as you like, of course.
700
00:35:31,499 --> 00:35:32,565
Uncle Jonathan?
701
00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,466
- Hmm?
- Tonight,
702
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:35,868
that was the most splendor...
703
00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:37,570
s-splendortas...
704
00:35:37,572 --> 00:35:40,606
splendorific...
705
00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,944
I don't know the word yet,
but thank you.
706
00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:48,848
I just wish that I met you
a long time ago.
707
00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,883
Yeah. Me, too.
708
00:35:50,885 --> 00:35:52,718
Good night.
709
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,622
Why didn't I?
710
00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,857
How come you left home?
711
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,658
(SIGHS)
712
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:01,493
Well...
713
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:05,031
truth is, my father...
your grandpa...
714
00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:06,866
didn't like magic.
715
00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:09,568
And he sure didn't like me
messing around with it.
716
00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:13,772
We fought about it,
and we fought some more
717
00:36:13,774 --> 00:36:15,941
until finally I just...
718
00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:17,478
took off.
719
00:36:19,047 --> 00:36:21,582
I was the black swan
of the family.
720
00:36:22,984 --> 00:36:25,651
It's "black sheep."
721
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:29,622
Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."
722
00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:33,527
Is that why you didn't go
to Mom and Dad's funeral?
723
00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:36,962
(SIGHS)
724
00:36:36,964 --> 00:36:39,700
I don't really think
she would have wanted me there.
725
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:43,669
I don't know.
726
00:36:43,671 --> 00:36:44,739
She missed you.
727
00:36:45,973 --> 00:36:47,875
She talked about you
all the time.
728
00:36:51,046 --> 00:36:52,811
(SIGHS)
729
00:36:52,813 --> 00:36:54,749
Uh, good night.
730
00:36:58,986 --> 00:37:00,755
Uncle Jonathan?
731
00:37:01,956 --> 00:37:03,622
I think...
732
00:37:03,624 --> 00:37:06,627
I think that I might be
a black swan, too.
733
00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:11,832
Well, then I guess
we're a flock of swans.
734
00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,533
A bevy.
735
00:37:14,535 --> 00:37:16,069
It's called "a bevy of swans."
736
00:37:16,071 --> 00:37:17,970
Right.
737
00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:20,739
♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary
'bout Uncle John ♪
738
00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,809
♪ He claim he has the misery
but he havin' a lot of fun ♪
739
00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,678
♪ Oh, baby
740
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,713
♪ Yes, baby
741
00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:30,783
- (CAT MEOWS, CHAIR SQUEAKS)
- ♪ Whoo, baby
742
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:32,851
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
743
00:37:32,853 --> 00:37:34,853
- (SQUEAKY CHATTERING)
- ♪ Yeah
744
00:37:34,855 --> 00:37:36,622
- ♪ Well, long tall Sally
- (CHAIR WHIMPERS)
745
00:37:36,624 --> 00:37:38,024
- ♪ She's built for speed
- (CAT MEOWS)
746
00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:39,292
- ♪ She's got everything
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
747
00:37:39,294 --> 00:37:40,859
♪ That Uncle John need
748
00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,561
- ♪ Oh, baby
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
749
00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:44,930
- ♪ Yes, baby
- (CAT MEOWS)
750
00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:47,733
♪ Whoo, baby
751
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:51,737
♪ Havin' me some fun
tonight, yeah ♪
752
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,739
♪ Well, I saw Uncle John...
753
00:37:53,741 --> 00:37:55,041
Whoa! (YELLS)
754
00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:57,077
Guys! Guys! I'm floating.
755
00:37:57,079 --> 00:37:59,011
- Oh, uh, uh...
- I don't know.
756
00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:00,646
JONATHAN:
Levitaius dominungus!
757
00:38:00,648 --> 00:38:02,115
- Uh, um... No, just...
- Put me... Chair!
758
00:38:02,117 --> 00:38:04,150
- No, I...
- Chair! Guys!
759
00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:06,618
- Uh, uh...
- (CHAIR SQUEAKING)
760
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,754
- No, no, that's not right.
- Fiddlesticks.
761
00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:10,156
Just get the...
762
00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:11,824
- Um, just one... just...
- (FLASHBULB POPS)
763
00:38:11,826 --> 00:38:13,093
(CHAIR CHUCKLING)
764
00:38:13,095 --> 00:38:16,029
(KIDS GROANING, CLAMORING)
765
00:38:16,031 --> 00:38:17,763
(SLURPING, GRUNTING)
766
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:19,798
CHILD:
Seriously, are you almost done?
767
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,334
CHILD 2:
Please hurry up!
768
00:38:21,336 --> 00:38:23,669
(WHISPERS): Water to the face
at a very high-speed pace.
769
00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:24,670
(WHOOSHING)
770
00:38:24,672 --> 00:38:26,638
(GAGGING)
771
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,042
(LAUGHTER)
772
00:38:29,044 --> 00:38:31,177
Shut up. Shut up.
Stop laughing.
773
00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:32,711
- (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
- It's not funny.
774
00:38:32,713 --> 00:38:34,147
(STOPS LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
775
00:38:34,149 --> 00:38:37,583
(OTHER STUDENTS
CONTINUE LAUGHING)
776
00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:40,086
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- You can control the energy
777
00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:42,888
if you focus and channel it.
778
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:45,125
- Won't it kill me?
- Not if you focus.
779
00:38:45,127 --> 00:38:47,193
Then you are the conductor.
Watch.
780
00:38:47,195 --> 00:38:48,927
- (GRUNTS)
- (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
781
00:38:48,929 --> 00:38:51,364
♪ Yes, baby, whoo...
782
00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:52,865
Show me what you got.
783
00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,600
- ♪ Baby
- (WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
784
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:56,668
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
785
00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,771
♪ Yeah, well,
I saw Uncle John... ♪
786
00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:00,073
- (CHAIR BABBLING)
- Oh! Chair!
787
00:39:00,075 --> 00:39:01,974
- Sorry, chair!
- (CRASH, CAT MEOWS)
788
00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,676
(SIGHING):
Ooh.
789
00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:05,911
Not bad.
790
00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:07,946
- ♪ Yeah, baby
- (CRACKLING)
791
00:39:07,948 --> 00:39:10,682
♪ Whoo, baby
792
00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:13,386
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight
793
00:39:13,388 --> 00:39:15,788
♪ Yeah, we gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
794
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,057
Oh.
795
00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:19,758
♪ We gonna have
some fun tonight ♪
796
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,928
♪ Whoo, have some fun tonight
797
00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:25,697
♪ Everything's all right
798
00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:27,067
♪ Have some fun
799
00:39:27,069 --> 00:39:29,804
♪ Have me some fun tonight.
800
00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:34,842
(CLOCKS TICKING)
801
00:39:36,044 --> 00:39:37,978
- (BELL CLANGS)
- (CREAKING)
802
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,948
(BELL CLANGS)
803
00:39:42,184 --> 00:39:43,816
(BELL CLANGS)
804
00:39:43,818 --> 00:39:45,151
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
805
00:39:45,153 --> 00:39:47,588
(PANTING)
806
00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:52,691
JONATHAN:
Three gongs, Florence.
807
00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,760
Last time, it was four;
now it's three.
808
00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:56,962
What happens
when it gets down to one?
809
00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:58,730
We'll hide in the basement,
like sensible people.
810
00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:00,433
Okay, this is no time
for jokes.
811
00:40:00,435 --> 00:40:02,801
Things have changed.
812
00:40:02,803 --> 00:40:04,002
I know.
813
00:40:04,004 --> 00:40:07,840
Lewis.
814
00:40:07,842 --> 00:40:09,875
What happens if he's here
when it goes off?
815
00:40:09,877 --> 00:40:13,179
He won't be, because we
are going to find it.
816
00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:16,082
We just have to hold it
together.
817
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:17,183
(JONATHAN SIGHS)
818
00:40:17,185 --> 00:40:18,752
Okay.
819
00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:21,922
- (GRUNTS)
- (POPPING)
820
00:40:23,023 --> 00:40:24,892
Sorry.
821
00:40:26,061 --> 00:40:27,895
Let me get some butter.
822
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,035
♪
823
00:40:40,475 --> 00:40:42,741
(SIGHS)
824
00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:45,247
Plaid button-down, please.
825
00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:51,184
(CLOCKS TICKING)
826
00:40:51,186 --> 00:40:53,186
ANNOUNCER (OVER TV PROGRAM):
And will the Indomitable
827
00:40:53,188 --> 00:40:54,753
Captain Midnight
828
00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:56,788
defeat the dastardly
Comrade Ivan?
829
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,692
Maybe later, okay?
830
00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:03,862
- (CHAIR WHINES AND WHIMPERS)
- Come on, I'm gonna be late!
831
00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:05,298
- See ya.
- Toodles.
832
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,200
WOMAN (OVER TV PROGRAM):
I'm getting out of here.
833
00:41:07,202 --> 00:41:09,135
MAN (OVER PROGRAM): No, stop!
Stop! You ain't going anywhere.
834
00:41:09,137 --> 00:41:11,204
WOMAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I foolishly walked into a trap.
835
00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:12,738
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
Why, you double-crossing hound.
836
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:13,839
- Stay.
- (CHAIR GROANS)
837
00:41:13,841 --> 00:41:16,008
MAN (OVER PROGRAM):
I'll have your life for this!
838
00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:17,310
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
OVER TV PROGRAM)
839
00:41:17,312 --> 00:41:20,779
(CLICKING)
840
00:41:20,781 --> 00:41:22,848
(LOCK CLUNKS)
841
00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:24,818
- Yes!
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
842
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,354
- (THUMP)
- JONATHAN (GRUNTS): Chair!
843
00:41:28,356 --> 00:41:30,123
MAN (OVER INTERCOM):
And the winner of the
844
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:32,225
fourth grade
class president election is...
845
00:41:32,227 --> 00:41:34,093
- Tarby Corrigan!
- Yeah!
846
00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:37,530
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
847
00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:39,032
Thank you.
848
00:41:39,034 --> 00:41:40,366
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
849
00:41:40,368 --> 00:41:42,101
LEWIS:
Tarby. Excuse me.
850
00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:44,002
Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.
851
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,971
- Thanks, Lewis.
- If you want,
852
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:47,973
I can bring some cookies
tomorrow to celebrate.
853
00:41:47,975 --> 00:41:49,309
Yeah, Tarby.
Go have a cookie picnic
854
00:41:49,311 --> 00:41:50,976
here with the little runt.
855
00:41:50,978 --> 00:41:52,811
TARBY:
Woody.
856
00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:54,113
Just...
857
00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:55,849
I'll catch up later.
858
00:41:57,552 --> 00:41:59,352
LEWIS:
Hey, you got your cast off.
859
00:41:59,354 --> 00:42:00,886
Do you want to go hit
some balls?
860
00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:02,255
Sorry.
861
00:42:02,257 --> 00:42:03,989
The boys and me...
862
00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:05,857
we're gonna explore
Wilder Creek.
863
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:08,061
Maybe another time.
864
00:42:08,063 --> 00:42:10,165
I've got something
way better than that.
865
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,799
Oh, yeah?
866
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,967
My house.
867
00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:16,302
Everyone's wrong, you know.
868
00:42:16,304 --> 00:42:18,104
It's not haunted.
869
00:42:18,106 --> 00:42:19,840
It's magic.
870
00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:24,011
Magic?
871
00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:26,878
Magic's not real.
872
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,147
It is real.
873
00:42:28,149 --> 00:42:30,083
My uncle...
874
00:42:30,085 --> 00:42:31,217
he's a warlock.
875
00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:32,851
That's a boy witch. And...
876
00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:35,355
I could teach you spells
to throw a curveball
877
00:42:35,357 --> 00:42:37,889
or-or hit a home run
878
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,859
or throw a touchdown
every single time.
879
00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:42,262
Cross my heart.
880
00:42:42,264 --> 00:42:44,299
You can see for yourself.
881
00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:50,372
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
882
00:43:02,183 --> 00:43:04,152
(CLUNKING CONTINUES)
883
00:43:21,935 --> 00:43:25,140
So, where is it already,
you evil old coot?
884
00:43:34,115 --> 00:43:36,016
The arm.
885
00:43:41,323 --> 00:43:43,222
(CLICKING)
886
00:43:43,224 --> 00:43:44,424
(CLUNK)
887
00:43:44,426 --> 00:43:47,429
(LOUD, METALLIC CLICKING)
888
00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:52,933
(METALLIC CREAKING)
889
00:43:54,169 --> 00:43:56,204
(CLUNKING, RATTLING)
890
00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:03,944
♪
891
00:44:06,381 --> 00:44:08,348
- (GASPING)
- (PIGEONS COOING)
892
00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:10,251
Blasted pigeons.
893
00:44:17,392 --> 00:44:19,361
♪
894
00:44:35,143 --> 00:44:37,078
♪
895
00:44:52,327 --> 00:44:54,295
♪
896
00:45:00,368 --> 00:45:02,368
Got you.
897
00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:04,370
I'll find you
that curveball spell.
898
00:45:04,372 --> 00:45:06,307
Just give me a sec.
899
00:45:08,976 --> 00:45:10,178
Whoa. What's in there?
900
00:45:11,346 --> 00:45:13,013
LEWIS:
Oh, I...
901
00:45:14,149 --> 00:45:16,048
We're not allowed to open it.
902
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:18,184
Oh, yeah? Why not?
903
00:45:18,186 --> 00:45:20,453
I don't know,
but it's my uncle's only rule.
904
00:45:20,455 --> 00:45:22,490
- (DRAWER SLIDES OPEN)
- Besides, it's locked.
905
00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,329
No... it's not.
906
00:45:29,497 --> 00:45:31,533
(KEY TURNING IN LOCK)
907
00:45:33,201 --> 00:45:35,236
Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
908
00:45:37,338 --> 00:45:40,339
Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
909
00:45:40,341 --> 00:45:43,576
Maybe it's the spell
you're looking for.
910
00:45:43,578 --> 00:45:45,213
LEWIS:
No!
911
00:45:51,352 --> 00:45:53,087
(GRUNTS QUIETLY)
912
00:46:03,398 --> 00:46:05,097
What's...
913
00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:06,499
necromancy?
914
00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:09,035
"Noun. The practice
of communicating with the dead
915
00:46:09,037 --> 00:46:10,403
or raising them to life."
916
00:46:10,405 --> 00:46:12,371
Put it back.
917
00:46:12,373 --> 00:46:14,073
Raising the dead?
918
00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,508
Now, that would be a trick.
919
00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:17,178
(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)
920
00:46:18,246 --> 00:46:19,314
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
921
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:25,117
- Put it back! We have to put it back right now!
- Stop.
922
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,354
(BOTH GRUNT)
923
00:46:28,056 --> 00:46:29,188
TARBY:
Fine.
924
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,456
None of it's real anyways.
925
00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,091
It's all just weird.
926
00:46:32,093 --> 00:46:33,394
- You're just weird.
- (LOCK CLICKS)
927
00:46:38,399 --> 00:46:40,335
(CLOCKS TICKING)
928
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:43,503
Was that the Corrigan boy?
929
00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:45,304
He was just leaving.
930
00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:46,539
What were you two doing?
931
00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:48,140
Nothing.
932
00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:49,609
Uncle Jonathan, do you want to
933
00:46:49,611 --> 00:46:51,277
- play ball with me?
- I can't right now.
934
00:46:51,279 --> 00:46:54,146
There's something
I need to look into.
935
00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:55,548
- Later, okay?
- Okay.
936
00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:58,117
(DOOR SHUTS, LOCKS CLICK)
937
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,119
(SIGHS)
938
00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:02,288
(CLOCKS TICKING)
939
00:47:02,290 --> 00:47:04,156
JONATHAN:
Isaac hid the room with a hex
940
00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:05,391
so no one would find these,
941
00:47:05,393 --> 00:47:07,360
but I can't make
heads or tails of this.
942
00:47:07,362 --> 00:47:09,529
FLORENCE: I know about every
magic language there is...
943
00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:12,298
the Alberti cipher,
the Enochian glyphs...
944
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,100
but this... (SIGHS)
945
00:47:14,102 --> 00:47:15,701
Really?
946
00:47:15,703 --> 00:47:17,403
Well, at least I lived to see
947
00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:18,671
the purple pachyderm
get stumped.
948
00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,306
I don't know how much longer
949
00:47:20,308 --> 00:47:22,308
any of us will be living,
weird beard.
950
00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:23,609
- Cranky old crone.
- Mush brush.
951
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:25,545
- Hag face.
- Oh, go braid your back hair.
952
00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:27,880
I'd give you a nasty look,
but you've already got one.
953
00:47:27,882 --> 00:47:29,715
(SCOFFS) Okay, okay.
954
00:47:29,717 --> 00:47:32,153
You old yeti. Now, look.
955
00:47:35,456 --> 00:47:37,423
What does this mean to you?
956
00:47:37,425 --> 00:47:38,891
JONATHAN:
The omega.
957
00:47:38,893 --> 00:47:41,327
Isaac talked about it
when he died.
958
00:47:41,329 --> 00:47:44,163
The last letter
of the Greek alphabet.
959
00:47:44,165 --> 00:47:47,335
And in early Christianity?
960
00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:51,472
It means Judgment Day.
961
00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:02,150
(METALLIC CRANKING
AND CLICKING)
962
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,221
MOTHER:
You all right, kiddo?
963
00:48:08,456 --> 00:48:10,124
I'm okay.
964
00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:14,095
You always were a lousy liar.
965
00:48:17,398 --> 00:48:19,298
(SIGHS)
966
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,934
You're lonely, huh?
967
00:48:21,936 --> 00:48:26,472
I just wish Jonathan
wasn't so busy.
968
00:48:26,474 --> 00:48:28,443
I wish he could spend
more time with you.
969
00:48:30,378 --> 00:48:32,447
It's okay.
970
00:48:34,248 --> 00:48:35,514
What about Tarby?
971
00:48:35,516 --> 00:48:37,383
(SCOFFS) Tarby hates me.
972
00:48:37,385 --> 00:48:39,785
Oh, you can fix that.
973
00:48:39,787 --> 00:48:41,621
Easy.
974
00:48:41,623 --> 00:48:43,522
Just show him some real magic.
975
00:48:43,524 --> 00:48:45,424
I can't do any real magic.
976
00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:46,726
Yes, you can.
977
00:48:46,728 --> 00:48:48,728
With the book, silly.
978
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:51,631
The one I told you to find.
979
00:48:51,633 --> 00:48:54,333
Well, you found it, didn't you?
980
00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:55,601
Book?
981
00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:57,670
You mean the necromancy book
in the library?
982
00:48:57,672 --> 00:49:00,373
Uncle Jonathan told me
never to even touch it.
983
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,408
Oh, he won't mind.
984
00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:04,545
He's too busy anyways.
985
00:49:06,481 --> 00:49:07,747
Take the book.
986
00:49:07,749 --> 00:49:10,516
Show Tarby a real trick.
987
00:49:10,518 --> 00:49:13,519
He's gonna be
your friend again.
988
00:49:13,521 --> 00:49:15,521
I know it.
989
00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:18,259
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (CHILDREN CLAMORING)
990
00:49:21,229 --> 00:49:23,229
GIRL:
Tarby's a jerk, you know.
991
00:49:23,231 --> 00:49:24,697
He runs for president
every year,
992
00:49:24,699 --> 00:49:28,334
and he's always nice
until the election.
993
00:49:28,336 --> 00:49:29,769
- After that...
- TARBY: Hey! Over here!
994
00:49:29,771 --> 00:49:33,305
...he goes back to being him.
995
00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,307
You don't need him.
996
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,643
We could go look for spiders.
997
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:39,645
If you want.
998
00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:41,547
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
999
00:49:41,549 --> 00:49:43,718
Just leave me alone, okay?
1000
00:49:50,558 --> 00:49:52,326
LEWIS:
Tarby!
1001
00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:57,396
Okay. You want to see
some real magic?
1002
00:49:57,398 --> 00:49:58,597
I'll show you.
1003
00:49:58,599 --> 00:49:59,732
Yeah?
1004
00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:02,668
You gonna saw a lady in half?
1005
00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:04,804
I'm gonna raise the dead.
1006
00:50:04,806 --> 00:50:06,372
You're a liar.
1007
00:50:06,374 --> 00:50:07,606
No one can raise the dead.
1008
00:50:07,608 --> 00:50:08,841
Watch me.
1009
00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:10,743
Unless...
1010
00:50:10,745 --> 00:50:12,411
unless you're scared.
1011
00:50:12,413 --> 00:50:13,879
(KICKS BALL AGAINST FENCE)
1012
00:50:13,881 --> 00:50:15,548
You need a babysitter?
1013
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,483
Fine, but this whole thing
1014
00:50:17,485 --> 00:50:19,754
is just gonna be
a big waste of time.
1015
00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:22,888
When?
1016
00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,693
(QUIET CREAKING)
1017
00:50:36,637 --> 00:50:38,573
♪
1018
00:50:44,479 --> 00:50:46,481
(OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE)
1019
00:50:47,715 --> 00:50:50,251
(WOLF HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
1020
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,687
LEWIS:
Tarby!
1021
00:50:54,689 --> 00:50:56,624
- Tarby?
- (BIRD CAWING)
1022
00:51:02,497 --> 00:51:04,632
(FROG CROAKING)
1023
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:13,839
- Boo!
- (YELLS)
1024
00:51:13,841 --> 00:51:15,108
(CHUCKLING)
1025
00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:17,777
Tarby, that's not funny.
1026
00:51:17,779 --> 00:51:19,680
It is from here.
1027
00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:23,618
Well, come on, smart guy.
1028
00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:29,455
Who are we gonna wake up?
1029
00:51:29,457 --> 00:51:31,524
How about this one?
1030
00:51:31,526 --> 00:51:33,425
LEWIS: The lamb means
that it's a kid's grave,
1031
00:51:33,427 --> 00:51:36,362
and I don't want
to raise up a kid.
1032
00:51:36,364 --> 00:51:38,733
It's creepy that you know that.
1033
00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:46,407
- (CLICKING)
- This way, I think.
1034
00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:51,610
Nice trick
with the book, Lewis.
1035
00:51:51,612 --> 00:51:53,913
- I know that's you.
- No, it's not.
1036
00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:55,881
(CLICKING CONTINUES)
1037
00:51:55,883 --> 00:51:57,783
Is that it?
1038
00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,652
LEWIS:
Yeah.
1039
00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:01,422
I think so.
1040
00:52:02,857 --> 00:52:04,659
Come on.
1041
00:52:09,164 --> 00:52:11,465
(OWL HOOTING)
1042
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:22,844
♪
1043
00:52:25,913 --> 00:52:27,682
(PAINED GRUNT)
1044
00:52:38,026 --> 00:52:40,193
Okay.
1045
00:52:40,195 --> 00:52:41,796
(CLEARS THROAT)
1046
00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:47,766
"For thou who sleeps
in stone and clay,
1047
00:52:47,768 --> 00:52:50,870
"heed this call...
rise up and obey.
1048
00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:53,505
"Trek on through
the mortal door.
1049
00:52:53,507 --> 00:52:56,842
Assemble flesh
and walk once more."
1050
00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:58,980
(WIND WHISTLING)
1051
00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:02,915
TARBY:
So, what now?
1052
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:04,650
That's it.
1053
00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:06,585
That's all it says.
1054
00:53:06,587 --> 00:53:07,586
(QUIET TINKLING)
1055
00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,521
See, I told you all this was...
1056
00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:11,559
- (CLUNKING)
- (GASPING)
1057
00:53:12,526 --> 00:53:13,461
(STARTLED GRUNT)
1058
00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:17,696
(GASPING)
1059
00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:18,799
Tarby?
1060
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:21,702
Tarby!
1061
00:53:28,643 --> 00:53:29,875
(SCREAMS)
1062
00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,779
(WHIMPERS, PANTS)
1063
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:38,019
(YELPS, WHIMPERS)
1064
00:53:50,265 --> 00:53:52,433
♪
1065
00:53:56,837 --> 00:53:59,041
(THUNDER CRASHES,
RAIN PATTERING)
1066
00:54:04,845 --> 00:54:06,681
(BELL CLANGS)
1067
00:54:07,882 --> 00:54:09,650
(BELL CLANGS)
1068
00:54:12,087 --> 00:54:13,988
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
- (YAWNS)
1069
00:54:16,524 --> 00:54:17,858
(SIGHS)
1070
00:54:34,008 --> 00:54:36,477
Could you put those back,
please?
1071
00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:42,614
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1072
00:54:42,616 --> 00:54:44,984
- DEEP VOICE: He's free.
- VOICE: He's back!
1073
00:54:44,986 --> 00:54:47,753
- (VOICES GIGGLING)
- VOICE: He's awake.
1074
00:54:47,755 --> 00:54:49,688
- (SIGHS)
- HIGH VOICE: He's coming home!
1075
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:52,058
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1076
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,993
- (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
- Coming home!
1077
00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:55,661
- He's coming home.
- He's awake.
1078
00:54:55,663 --> 00:54:57,030
Coming home. He's coming home.
1079
00:54:57,032 --> 00:54:59,065
- He's coming home.
- Coming home.
1080
00:54:59,067 --> 00:55:00,866
- He's back!
- He's coming home.
1081
00:55:00,868 --> 00:55:03,635
- He's awake.
- He's back!
1082
00:55:03,637 --> 00:55:06,805
He's coming home.
He's coming home.
1083
00:55:06,807 --> 00:55:09,042
(VOICES CHATTERING)
1084
00:55:09,044 --> 00:55:11,079
- That's not creepy.
- (VOICE GIGGLING)
1085
00:55:14,782 --> 00:55:16,049
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1086
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:18,586
(BIRD CAWING)
1087
00:55:24,192 --> 00:55:25,924
JONATHAN:
Who'd be crazy enough
1088
00:55:25,926 --> 00:55:27,726
to bring Isaac Izard back?
1089
00:55:27,728 --> 00:55:29,595
Someone suicidal.
1090
00:55:29,597 --> 00:55:31,799
(DEEP CREAKING)
1091
00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:34,633
The house knows he's back.
1092
00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:36,069
Can you feel that?
1093
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:38,071
Like a dog with rabies.
1094
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:40,639
Knows his master's coming home.
1095
00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,875
I'm gonna need your help
on this one, Florence.
1096
00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:44,044
My magic won't be enough.
1097
00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:45,711
I'm barely qualified as it is.
1098
00:55:45,713 --> 00:55:48,013
I can't.
I'll-I'll just mess it up.
1099
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,050
- I can't do this alone.
- Well, you won't have to.
1100
00:55:50,052 --> 00:55:51,683
- Lewis.
- What about Lewis?
1101
00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:53,053
He's stronger than you know.
1102
00:55:53,055 --> 00:55:55,221
And one and a half warlocks
is better than nothing.
1103
00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:57,756
- Just tell him the truth.
- No! He's just a boy.
1104
00:55:57,758 --> 00:55:59,092
You're the smartest witch
I've ever known.
1105
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,893
You can cast spells
I can't even pronounce.
1106
00:56:00,895 --> 00:56:02,596
I said I can't.
1107
00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,569
I can't.
1108
00:56:10,072 --> 00:56:11,970
I'm sorry.
1109
00:56:11,972 --> 00:56:13,639
Look... (SIGHS)
1110
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:14,940
Isaac is coming back,
1111
00:56:14,942 --> 00:56:16,844
and we can't let him
get inside.
1112
00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:19,978
(SIGHS) Well...
1113
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:23,216
if your magic is off-limits,
then what's the plan?
1114
00:56:23,218 --> 00:56:26,020
I can still swing a hammer.
1115
00:56:32,726 --> 00:56:34,929
- (YAPPING)
- (HAMMERING CONTINUES)
1116
00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:42,734
(MRS. HANCHETT SIGHS)
1117
00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:45,205
These are crazy people,
Marmalade.
1118
00:56:45,207 --> 00:56:46,874
Crazy people.
1119
00:56:49,211 --> 00:56:51,244
Do you think these are enough
to keep Isaac out?
1120
00:56:51,246 --> 00:56:53,246
Oh, yes.
1121
00:56:53,248 --> 00:56:54,847
Maybe.
1122
00:56:54,849 --> 00:56:56,617
I'm gonna get some more.
1123
00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:59,751
(WHISTLING A TUNE)
1124
00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:01,689
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1125
00:57:03,023 --> 00:57:05,227
(WHISTLING SLOWS, THEN STOPS)
1126
00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:14,035
(BIRDS CAWING)
1127
00:57:17,139 --> 00:57:18,904
LEWIS (FROM DOWNSTAIRS):
Uncle Jonathan?
1128
00:57:18,906 --> 00:57:20,839
Don't come up! I'm, uh...
1129
00:57:20,841 --> 00:57:22,910
I'm coming down.
1130
00:57:28,483 --> 00:57:29,882
Listen.
1131
00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:31,317
I-I need to talk to you.
1132
00:57:31,319 --> 00:57:33,052
Not a great time, Lewis.
1133
00:57:33,054 --> 00:57:35,088
I'm working
on a heavy-duty spell.
1134
00:57:35,090 --> 00:57:36,889
I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's
1135
00:57:36,891 --> 00:57:38,324
- for a few days.
- Come on.
1136
00:57:38,326 --> 00:57:40,792
I see the horseshoes.
I know something's wrong.
1137
00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:42,195
What are you talking about?
There... Everything's fine.
1138
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:43,496
FLORENCE:
No, it's not.
1139
00:57:43,498 --> 00:57:45,131
You're right, Lewis.
1140
00:57:45,133 --> 00:57:47,100
Something is wrong.
1141
00:57:47,102 --> 00:57:48,967
- Something is very wrong.
- Florence.
1142
00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:51,104
- He's got eyes, Jonathan.
- (SIGHS)
1143
00:57:51,106 --> 00:57:53,239
It's our friend, Isaac Izard.
1144
00:57:53,241 --> 00:57:54,973
Except he's not our friend.
1145
00:57:54,975 --> 00:57:56,742
He's very wicked,
very powerful,
1146
00:57:56,744 --> 00:57:59,312
and I'm afraid he's back
from the great beyond.
1147
00:57:59,314 --> 00:58:02,014
Yeah, uh, that's what
I wanted to talk...
1148
00:58:02,016 --> 00:58:04,750
And when we find out
who's raised him from the dead,
1149
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:07,920
they are going to be sorry...
very sorry.
1150
00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:09,355
Oh. Mmm.
1151
00:58:09,357 --> 00:58:11,823
Yeah, they... they sure will.
1152
00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:13,092
JONATHAN:
Look.
1153
00:58:13,094 --> 00:58:14,960
(SIGHS) The truth is,
1154
00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:16,828
it's not safe for you here.
1155
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:18,064
At least not now.
1156
00:58:18,066 --> 00:58:21,167
So go next door
with Florence, okay?
1157
00:58:21,169 --> 00:58:23,802
Everything's gonna be fine.
1158
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,739
♪
1159
00:58:34,848 --> 00:58:36,984
- (QUIET CHATTER)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
1160
00:58:38,186 --> 00:58:39,818
- (CRACKLING)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
1161
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:41,221
Come on.
1162
00:58:41,223 --> 00:58:42,388
Mrs. Zimmerman?
1163
00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:44,856
Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
1164
00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:46,259
What are you doing?
1165
00:58:46,261 --> 00:58:49,095
I'm just trying...
1166
00:58:49,097 --> 00:58:51,299
- (SIGHS)
- (MUSIC POWERS DOWN)
1167
00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:54,236
Nothing.
1168
00:58:56,204 --> 00:58:58,139
♪
1169
00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:01,875
LEWIS:
Wait.
1170
00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,844
Isaac and Uncle Jonathan
used to perform together?
1171
00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:08,316
They did everything together.
1172
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,883
They were best friends.
1173
00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:12,920
LEWIS:
They were?
1174
00:59:14,055 --> 00:59:15,990
Once.
1175
00:59:17,425 --> 00:59:19,361
(COIN CLINKS, MACHINE WHIRRING)
1176
00:59:21,263 --> 00:59:24,097
FLORENCE:
Isaac was an orphan,
1177
00:59:24,099 --> 00:59:26,832
and Jonathan a runaway.
1178
00:59:26,834 --> 00:59:29,868
Neither of them had family.
1179
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:32,307
All they had was magic.
1180
00:59:35,443 --> 00:59:37,377
And each other.
1181
00:59:37,379 --> 00:59:41,047
Then Isaac went away to war.
1182
00:59:41,049 --> 00:59:43,949
He was fighting in Germany,
when he went M.I.A.
1183
00:59:43,951 --> 00:59:45,618
Months passed.
1184
00:59:45,620 --> 00:59:48,789
Then, suddenly,
Isaac came back home.
1185
00:59:49,923 --> 00:59:52,327
But it wasn't the same Isaac.
1186
00:59:54,195 --> 00:59:56,928
He was different.
1187
00:59:56,930 --> 00:59:58,997
And angry.
1188
00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:03,069
And more powerful than any
warlock had the right to be.
1189
01:00:03,071 --> 01:00:04,339
LEWIS:
How?
1190
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,373
What happened to him?
1191
01:00:07,375 --> 01:00:09,242
We don't know.
1192
01:00:09,244 --> 01:00:13,479
All he said was he was lost
in the Black Forest.
1193
01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:17,183
Now, that is a very old place
1194
01:00:17,185 --> 01:00:19,452
with very old magic.
1195
01:00:19,454 --> 01:00:22,121
It's where the Brothers Grimm
wrote their histories.
1196
01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:23,425
You mean their fairy tales.
1197
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,127
Now, we think that Isaac
1198
01:00:28,129 --> 01:00:30,463
met a dark warlock
in those woods,
1199
01:00:30,465 --> 01:00:32,964
a teacher who gave him
1200
01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:36,102
some terrifying,
forbidden books.
1201
01:00:36,104 --> 01:00:38,438
One of which is so dangerous
1202
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,108
that your uncle keeps it
locked up in his cabinet.
1203
01:00:42,110 --> 01:00:46,346
Then Isaac abandoned
poor Jonathan.
1204
01:00:46,348 --> 01:00:47,680
No explanation.
1205
01:00:47,682 --> 01:00:51,184
And he found himself
a witch, Selena.
1206
01:00:51,186 --> 01:00:54,520
So spiteful and mean,
he married her.
1207
01:00:54,522 --> 01:00:57,092
And they locked themselves away
in the house.
1208
01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:00,693
Until one night last year...
1209
01:01:00,695 --> 01:01:03,496
Isaac performed
a blood magic ritual
1210
01:01:03,498 --> 01:01:05,198
that killed him.
1211
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,499
LEWIS:
What was the ritual for?
1212
01:01:06,501 --> 01:01:09,000
To make a key.
1213
01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:11,002
A clock key.
1214
01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:12,407
Of human bone.
1215
01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:16,311
We think his wife's bones.
1216
01:01:18,011 --> 01:01:21,249
We think Isaac killed Selena
to make it.
1217
01:01:25,086 --> 01:01:27,553
Uncle Jonathan said that you
were a really good witch...
1218
01:01:27,555 --> 01:01:29,555
even better than him.
1219
01:01:29,557 --> 01:01:31,426
I was.
1220
01:01:32,527 --> 01:01:34,162
Once.
1221
01:01:36,264 --> 01:01:38,498
My magic was the toast
of Paris.
1222
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:41,967
You should have seen me
before the war.
1223
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:44,170
I melted Salvador Dalí's watch
one time,
1224
01:01:44,172 --> 01:01:45,440
- right off his wrist.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
1225
01:01:47,075 --> 01:01:48,410
Then why can't you help us?
1226
01:01:55,116 --> 01:01:58,319
You know how magic comes
from the inside?
1227
01:01:59,421 --> 01:02:01,087
Well...
1228
01:02:01,089 --> 01:02:03,589
I got hurt one time.
1229
01:02:03,591 --> 01:02:05,591
Pretty badly.
1230
01:02:05,593 --> 01:02:09,462
And even though my outsides
got better,
1231
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:12,565
my insides never did.
1232
01:02:12,567 --> 01:02:17,603
And so now, every time I try
to work any real magic,
1233
01:02:17,605 --> 01:02:20,506
it just comes out...
1234
01:02:20,508 --> 01:02:22,377
broken.
1235
01:02:25,613 --> 01:02:27,513
(INHALES DEEPLY) Now...
1236
01:02:27,515 --> 01:02:29,182
(FLORENCE EXHALES)
1237
01:02:29,184 --> 01:02:32,418
There's very few problems
in the world
1238
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,620
that can't at least be helped
1239
01:02:34,622 --> 01:02:37,991
by a good
chocolate chip cookie.
1240
01:02:43,531 --> 01:02:46,265
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- Tarby. Tarby!
1241
01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,067
Not now, Lewis.
I'm late for gym.
1242
01:02:48,069 --> 01:02:49,635
- No, now. We gotta talk now.
- What?
1243
01:02:49,637 --> 01:02:51,370
- BOY: Let go!
- WOODY: Where do you think you're going, huh?
1244
01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:53,573
The other night,
what we did in the cemetery,
1245
01:02:53,575 --> 01:02:55,274
we did something awful.
1246
01:02:55,276 --> 01:02:57,410
My uncle's in trouble.
We all are, and...
1247
01:02:57,412 --> 01:02:58,444
See, see, there's this clock.
1248
01:02:58,446 --> 01:03:01,581
- Lewis, just stop.
- (BOYS CLAMORING, GRUNTING)
1249
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,616
Nothing happened
in that cemetery.
1250
01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:05,117
Look, I get it... you're scared.
1251
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:06,252
I am, too. We're...
1252
01:03:06,254 --> 01:03:08,120
- (GRUNTS, GASPS)
- Woody!
1253
01:03:08,122 --> 01:03:09,388
(BOY GROANS)
1254
01:03:09,390 --> 01:03:11,357
- Let's get out of here!
- Let's go!
1255
01:03:11,359 --> 01:03:12,594
(GRUNTS)
1256
01:03:15,163 --> 01:03:16,529
- Good morning, Miss Fisher.
- Woody.
1257
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,197
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- I'm not scared.
1258
01:03:18,199 --> 01:03:20,166
And if you tell anyone
I was there,
1259
01:03:20,168 --> 01:03:22,136
I'll break both your arms.
1260
01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:24,606
(BOTH GRUNT)
1261
01:03:25,473 --> 01:03:27,406
(PANTING)
1262
01:03:27,408 --> 01:03:29,208
You're just a weirdo.
1263
01:03:29,210 --> 01:03:30,612
(LEWIS COUGHING)
1264
01:03:31,846 --> 01:03:33,279
(CHUCKLES)
1265
01:03:33,281 --> 01:03:35,015
(GASPING)
1266
01:03:41,089 --> 01:03:42,490
"Indomitable."
1267
01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:46,160
(PANTING)
1268
01:03:53,868 --> 01:03:56,304
- (DOOR CREAKING)
- (CLOCKS TICKING)
1269
01:04:03,378 --> 01:04:05,177
Uncle Jonathan?
1270
01:04:05,179 --> 01:04:07,148
You in here?
1271
01:04:20,328 --> 01:04:21,529
No way.
1272
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,402
(WINGS FLUTTERING)
1273
01:04:30,204 --> 01:04:32,540
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1274
01:04:35,476 --> 01:04:37,310
(GASPS)
1275
01:04:37,312 --> 01:04:39,312
(WINGS FLUTTERING,
BIRD SCREECHING)
1276
01:04:39,314 --> 01:04:40,682
(SCREAMING)
1277
01:04:46,754 --> 01:04:49,221
Help me! Help, please!
1278
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:51,524
Help! Uncle Jonathan!
1279
01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:53,359
Uncle Jonathan! Help!
1280
01:04:53,361 --> 01:04:55,928
- Help me, please!
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE GRUNT)
1281
01:04:55,930 --> 01:04:57,630
(JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1282
01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:59,534
Get those papers!
1283
01:05:01,235 --> 01:05:03,369
(GRUNTING)
1284
01:05:03,371 --> 01:05:05,538
Get, get, get. Get!
1285
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,473
- Are you all right?
- (PANTING)
1286
01:05:07,475 --> 01:05:08,641
JONATHAN:
What are you doing here?
1287
01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:11,277
I told you it's not safe.
1288
01:05:11,279 --> 01:05:13,114
I was being indomitable.
1289
01:05:14,515 --> 01:05:16,616
I suppose you were,
weren't you?
1290
01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:18,250
You can't do this alone.
1291
01:05:18,252 --> 01:05:19,485
You need help,
1292
01:05:19,487 --> 01:05:21,220
- and I can help you.
- No, you can't.
1293
01:05:21,222 --> 01:05:23,725
Actually, I can,
'cause I know how to read this.
1294
01:05:26,294 --> 01:05:29,228
But I'm gonna need
some Ovaltine.
1295
01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,529
FLORENCE:
Wait, I-I don't understand.
1296
01:05:30,531 --> 01:05:32,331
- You've seen this code before?
- Yes.
1297
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,233
Comrade Ivan uses one
just like it
1298
01:05:34,235 --> 01:05:35,668
to send commands
to his Red Brigade.
1299
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:38,270
- Comrade who?
- Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
1300
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:41,540
But Captain Midnight always
stops him and decodes it...
1301
01:05:41,542 --> 01:05:43,709
with, uh...
1302
01:05:43,711 --> 01:05:46,214
this, the Captain Midnight
Secret Decoder Pin.
1303
01:05:47,281 --> 01:05:48,681
I don't believe it.
1304
01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:50,349
I don't
believe it.
1305
01:05:50,351 --> 01:05:52,620
Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
1306
01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:56,989
(DOO-WOP PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX)
1307
01:05:56,991 --> 01:05:59,625
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
1308
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:02,695
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
- ♪ Do, do, do, do...
1309
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,764
"With this clock, Selena and I
1310
01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:07,268
shall wipe
this filthy world clean."
1311
01:06:09,504 --> 01:06:11,673
It's a doomsday clock.
1312
01:06:13,608 --> 01:06:16,308
In a way,
it destroys everything,
1313
01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:18,577
but not by ending the world,
but sending it back
1314
01:06:18,579 --> 01:06:20,246
- to the beginning.
- (BOY GASPS)
1315
01:06:20,248 --> 01:06:21,814
If the planet
is one giant clock,
1316
01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,582
then this damn thing
is the winder.
1317
01:06:23,584 --> 01:06:24,750
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- (WHOOSHING)
1318
01:06:24,752 --> 01:06:26,452
- (GASPS)
- He's winding it back
1319
01:06:26,454 --> 01:06:27,386
to the very beginning of time!
1320
01:06:27,388 --> 01:06:28,854
- (GROANS)
- FLORENCE: So everything goes
1321
01:06:28,856 --> 01:06:30,589
in reverse...
we grow younger and younger
1322
01:06:30,591 --> 01:06:32,625
until we vanish,
until there's no one left.
1323
01:06:32,627 --> 01:06:34,427
(JONATHAN WHISTLES)
1324
01:06:34,429 --> 01:06:37,763
I knew Isaac was strong,
but this goes beyond anything
1325
01:06:37,765 --> 01:06:40,466
I ever thought
he was capable of.
1326
01:06:40,468 --> 01:06:41,602
When's it happen?
1327
01:06:42,704 --> 01:06:45,871
"When night's at its blackest."
1328
01:06:45,873 --> 01:06:48,541
The total lunar eclipse...
tonight.
1329
01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:50,876
All those moons painted
in my bedroom...
1330
01:06:50,878 --> 01:06:52,411
what if Isaac was studying them
1331
01:06:52,413 --> 01:06:53,879
and waiting
for the right moment?
1332
01:06:53,881 --> 01:06:55,717
JONATHAN: That's what the gongs
are counting down to.
1333
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,753
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1334
01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:02,488
♪ Fallin' in love
1335
01:07:02,490 --> 01:07:05,458
- ♪ Oh
- ♪ Must be fallin' in love.
1336
01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,662
We'll take the gumballs, too.
1337
01:07:09,064 --> 01:07:10,665
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
1338
01:07:13,868 --> 01:07:16,569
(METALLIC CREAKING)
1339
01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:18,637
JONATHAN:
Isaac's been here.
1340
01:07:18,639 --> 01:07:20,506
(BIRD CAWING)
1341
01:07:20,508 --> 01:07:22,641
Isaac pulled all
the horseshoes off?
1342
01:07:22,643 --> 01:07:24,877
Burned 'em off, one by one.
1343
01:07:24,879 --> 01:07:27,646
FLORENCE: Like ants
with a magnifying glass.
1344
01:07:27,648 --> 01:07:29,915
Ooh, just how powerful
is he now?
1345
01:07:29,917 --> 01:07:31,817
Death's been good to him.
1346
01:07:31,819 --> 01:07:33,354
Wait here.
1347
01:07:42,463 --> 01:07:44,730
(SCRAPING, CREAKING)
1348
01:07:44,732 --> 01:07:46,398
(QUIET WHIMPERING)
1349
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,634
LEWIS:
Chair! It's okay, it's okay.
1350
01:07:48,636 --> 01:07:50,936
- I'm here. I'm here to help.
- (PAINED WHIMPERING)
1351
01:07:50,938 --> 01:07:53,405
LEWIS:
It's okay.
1352
01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:54,673
You're okay.
1353
01:07:54,675 --> 01:07:57,676
He's torn the place to pieces.
1354
01:07:57,678 --> 01:08:00,479
He must have been looking
for something.
1355
01:08:00,481 --> 01:08:02,583
And I think I know what.
1356
01:08:04,685 --> 01:08:06,585
Well, what are we waiting for?
1357
01:08:06,587 --> 01:08:07,855
Let's get rid of it.
1358
01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:12,892
(SIZZLING)
1359
01:08:12,894 --> 01:08:15,561
Uh, shouldn't this
be melting right now?
1360
01:08:15,563 --> 01:08:17,897
Too much
John the Conqueror root?
1361
01:08:17,899 --> 01:08:19,498
No.
1362
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,433
Not enough goofer dust.
1363
01:08:21,435 --> 01:08:22,635
(GASPS) Oh.
1364
01:08:22,637 --> 01:08:23,636
JONATHAN (CHUCKLES):
Grains of paradise.
1365
01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:25,404
FLORENCE: We don't have
any grains of paradise.
1366
01:08:25,406 --> 01:08:26,405
JONATHAN:
You know what?
1367
01:08:26,407 --> 01:08:27,706
- Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
- Uncle Jonathan?
1368
01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:28,908
FLORENCE:
How about some lotus root?
1369
01:08:28,910 --> 01:08:30,143
JONATHAN:
Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.
1370
01:08:30,145 --> 01:08:32,678
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
- Hmm?
1371
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,513
This is my fault.
1372
01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:36,582
Lewis, you helped us.
1373
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,617
You're the one
who decoded the blueprints.
1374
01:08:38,619 --> 01:08:39,654
LEWIS:
No.
1375
01:08:41,389 --> 01:08:43,791
I mean I'm the one
who brought Isaac back.
1376
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:45,991
Lewis?
1377
01:08:45,993 --> 01:08:48,596
What are you talking about?
1378
01:08:50,531 --> 01:08:51,797
I opened the cabinet.
1379
01:08:51,799 --> 01:08:53,399
I used your book.
1380
01:08:53,401 --> 01:08:55,801
I-I'm so, so, so sorry.
1381
01:08:55,803 --> 01:08:57,736
No, you couldn't have.
You don't know enough magic
1382
01:08:57,738 --> 01:08:59,172
to pull off a spell like that.
1383
01:08:59,174 --> 01:09:02,474
I just followed the directions.
1384
01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:04,009
I bled onto the book.
1385
01:09:04,011 --> 01:09:06,614
Oh, Lewis.
1386
01:09:07,748 --> 01:09:09,782
Blood magic?
1387
01:09:09,784 --> 01:09:12,718
That was my one rule.
1388
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,854
I-I know. I'm sorry.
1389
01:09:14,856 --> 01:09:16,789
- And you broke it?
- I didn't mean to.
1390
01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:19,525
So you opened
a forbidden cabinet
1391
01:09:19,527 --> 01:09:21,694
and performed an unholy ritual
1392
01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:23,462
- on accident?
- Jonathan.
1393
01:09:23,464 --> 01:09:24,630
I didn't know Isaac was evil.
1394
01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:25,764
You never told me.
1395
01:09:25,766 --> 01:09:26,799
Oh, so this is my fault?
1396
01:09:26,801 --> 01:09:27,800
I didn't say that.
1397
01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:29,035
Then what are you saying?!
1398
01:09:29,037 --> 01:09:30,502
(GASPING)
1399
01:09:30,504 --> 01:09:31,704
What the hell
were you thinking?!
1400
01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:35,574
I just wanted Tarby
to be my friend again.
1401
01:09:35,576 --> 01:09:36,876
(CRYING):
And I want my parents back.
1402
01:09:36,878 --> 01:09:38,510
And I figured,
if it worked here,
1403
01:09:38,512 --> 01:09:40,213
I could go home
and try it on them.
1404
01:09:40,215 --> 01:09:42,681
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1405
01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:43,784
I just want my mom.
1406
01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:47,653
(LEWIS SHUDDERING)
1407
01:09:47,655 --> 01:09:49,788
I'm sorry.
1408
01:09:49,790 --> 01:09:51,824
It was a mistake.
1409
01:09:51,826 --> 01:09:53,759
You coming here.
1410
01:09:53,761 --> 01:09:56,495
FLORENCE:
Now, hold on, Jonathan.
1411
01:09:56,497 --> 01:09:57,763
No. No, please, please.
1412
01:09:57,765 --> 01:09:58,964
I'll-I'll make it up to you.
1413
01:09:58,966 --> 01:10:00,933
Please.
1414
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:04,070
No. This is no place for a kid.
1415
01:10:04,072 --> 01:10:06,705
It's not safe for you here.
1416
01:10:06,707 --> 01:10:08,807
I was wrong to ever think
that it was.
1417
01:10:08,809 --> 01:10:10,009
LEWIS:
But...
1418
01:10:10,011 --> 01:10:12,678
we're a bevy of swans.
1419
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,981
JONATHAN:
I'm sorry.
1420
01:10:16,684 --> 01:10:18,784
- You stay here.
- (SOBBING)
1421
01:10:18,786 --> 01:10:20,588
Let me talk to him.
1422
01:10:30,098 --> 01:10:32,564
I know I've got
a Malleus Maleficarum
1423
01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:34,500
around here somewhere.
1424
01:10:34,502 --> 01:10:36,437
Should help with the key.
1425
01:10:37,939 --> 01:10:39,538
Go ahead, yell at me.
1426
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:40,839
Call me some names.
1427
01:10:40,841 --> 01:10:42,044
No names.
1428
01:10:43,544 --> 01:10:45,047
Not this time.
1429
01:10:46,681 --> 01:10:47,980
Jonathan.
1430
01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:50,582
That little boy needs you.
1431
01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:51,850
But what he did...
1432
01:10:51,852 --> 01:10:53,719
He's a child.
1433
01:10:53,721 --> 01:10:56,089
Children make mistakes.
They get in trouble.
1434
01:10:56,091 --> 01:10:57,723
That's why they're children.
1435
01:10:57,725 --> 01:11:00,726
No, this is not swiping
a comic book, Florence.
1436
01:11:00,728 --> 01:11:02,728
This is... I-I...
1437
01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:04,630
I-I... I don't have
a choice here.
1438
01:11:04,632 --> 01:11:06,299
Of course you do.
1439
01:11:06,301 --> 01:11:08,734
You could stick it out.
1440
01:11:08,736 --> 01:11:11,037
No, no, when the going
gets tough,
1441
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,739
you get going
right for the exit.
1442
01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:16,109
Like how you ran away
from your family.
1443
01:11:16,111 --> 01:11:17,977
Ran away? My dad threw me out!
1444
01:11:17,979 --> 01:11:19,878
And what about
your little sister?
1445
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,613
She looked up to you.
1446
01:11:21,615 --> 01:11:23,916
She needed you,
and now she's gone.
1447
01:11:23,918 --> 01:11:25,951
And you're going to abandon
her only child.
1448
01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:28,154
Look, I don't know
how to take care of a kid.
1449
01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:30,556
How to talk to him,
how to keep him safe.
1450
01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:31,890
Especially now.
1451
01:11:31,892 --> 01:11:33,625
- I'm just...
- You're scared.
1452
01:11:33,627 --> 01:11:34,893
Yes, all right?
1453
01:11:34,895 --> 01:11:36,762
I'm scared... for Lewis.
1454
01:11:36,764 --> 01:11:37,997
Scared he'll get hurt.
1455
01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:39,500
Well, guess what, genius.
1456
01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:42,035
That is the whole point.
1457
01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:45,738
Having a child means
being scared for them 24-7
1458
01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:47,706
and doing it anyway.
1459
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,943
It's the whole damn
job description.
1460
01:11:50,945 --> 01:11:53,912
And I would give everything
to have that job again.
1461
01:11:53,914 --> 01:11:56,617
To have my little girl
back to...
1462
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,720
You know what?
1463
01:12:01,722 --> 01:12:04,090
I do have a name for you.
1464
01:12:04,092 --> 01:12:07,561
Jonathan Barnavelt,
you're a coward.
1465
01:12:09,797 --> 01:12:11,830
(MARMALADE YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
1466
01:12:11,832 --> 01:12:14,668
(YAPPING CONTINUES)
1467
01:12:30,818 --> 01:12:33,754
Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
1468
01:12:34,989 --> 01:12:36,688
- Lewis.
- He's free.
1469
01:12:36,690 --> 01:12:37,990
(STAMMERING): He's in there.
We gotta go now!
1470
01:12:37,992 --> 01:12:39,225
Well, who?
What are we talking about?
1471
01:12:39,227 --> 01:12:40,226
There is someone in your house!
1472
01:12:40,228 --> 01:12:41,727
- Please hurry!
- Who?
1473
01:12:41,729 --> 01:12:43,063
- Come on!
- Oh, take Marmalade.
1474
01:12:43,065 --> 01:12:44,663
- (BARKING)
- Wait.
1475
01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:45,798
- Come on! Hurry! Please!
- Hold on.
1476
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,833
- We don't care about the door!
- What? Lewis, it's cold.
1477
01:12:47,835 --> 01:12:49,202
- He's upstairs! I saw him!
- Oh, my God.
1478
01:12:49,204 --> 01:12:50,936
- He's in your house right now!
- Lewis!
1479
01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:53,972
- Please! Hurry! Hurry!
- Lewis! Lewis!
1480
01:12:53,974 --> 01:12:54,973
- Come on!
- Wait, hold on, Lewis.
1481
01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:56,742
- It's slippery, Lewis!
- Come on, run! Hurry!
1482
01:12:56,744 --> 01:12:57,876
- Mrs. Hanchett, hurry!
- Hold on!
1483
01:12:57,878 --> 01:12:59,745
It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!
1484
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,147
(PANTING):
You're not making any sense.
1485
01:13:01,149 --> 01:13:03,183
- What bad man?
- His name is Isaac.
1486
01:13:03,185 --> 01:13:04,250
- Isaac Izard.
- Isaac Izard?
1487
01:13:04,252 --> 01:13:05,851
Lewis, he's dead.
1488
01:13:05,853 --> 01:13:07,721
He died last year.
1489
01:13:08,789 --> 01:13:10,022
Stay here.
1490
01:13:10,024 --> 01:13:12,825
Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
1491
01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:13,828
(LOCK CLUNKS)
1492
01:13:16,064 --> 01:13:17,598
It's locked.
1493
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,800
It must be Isaac.
Out of the way.
1494
01:13:21,802 --> 01:13:23,869
(GRUNTING)
1495
01:13:23,871 --> 01:13:26,006
(BANGING)
1496
01:13:28,143 --> 01:13:30,210
Mrs. Hanchett,
get away from the door.
1497
01:13:30,212 --> 01:13:32,613
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No!
1498
01:13:33,881 --> 01:13:35,749
(WIND WHISTLING)
1499
01:13:44,992 --> 01:13:46,927
(LAUGHS)
1500
01:13:48,829 --> 01:13:51,231
Hello, Lewis.
1501
01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:52,898
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1502
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:53,901
(ISAAC COUGHS)
1503
01:13:55,137 --> 01:13:57,769
- (ISAAC GRUNTS)
- (MARMALADE YAPPING)
1504
01:13:57,771 --> 01:13:58,937
ISAAC:
Mmm.
1505
01:13:58,939 --> 01:14:01,042
(GASPS)
Stay away from her.
1506
01:14:03,044 --> 01:14:05,478
Why should I stay away
1507
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:09,717
from my beautiful wife?
1508
01:14:10,885 --> 01:14:12,920
(BOTH GRUNTING, MOANING SOFTLY)
1509
01:14:18,126 --> 01:14:20,095
You're Selena Izard?
1510
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,681
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1511
01:14:46,354 --> 01:14:48,820
(YAPPING RAPIDLY)
1512
01:14:48,822 --> 01:14:51,825
(RAPID GRUNTING AND SQUEALING)
1513
01:14:52,927 --> 01:14:55,261
(SQUEAKING)
1514
01:14:55,263 --> 01:14:56,962
(SIGHS)
1515
01:14:56,964 --> 01:14:59,798
In the flesh.
1516
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,966
Uncle Jonathan!
1517
01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,302
Lewis!
1518
01:15:02,304 --> 01:15:04,270
But... but you died.
1519
01:15:04,272 --> 01:15:06,805
Whoever said I died?
1520
01:15:06,807 --> 01:15:08,874
- Isaac!
- Isaac!
1521
01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,143
- Isaac?
- (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE SHOUTING)
1522
01:15:10,145 --> 01:15:11,311
(ISAAC RECITING
INDISTINCT SPELL)
1523
01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:13,112
- SELENA: Isaac!
- (GRUNTS)
1524
01:15:13,114 --> 01:15:15,250
(YELLS)
1525
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,919
(PANTING)
1526
01:15:21,289 --> 01:15:23,289
Is that bone?
1527
01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:25,325
FLORENCE:
Human.
1528
01:15:25,327 --> 01:15:28,894
He killed her
to make some sort of key.
1529
01:15:28,896 --> 01:15:30,363
I thought it was made from...
1530
01:15:30,365 --> 01:15:32,831
Not my bone, no.
1531
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:35,834
That was a chunk
from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
1532
01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:37,203
Lovely woman.
1533
01:15:37,205 --> 01:15:39,239
That is, before I killed her
and took her place.
1534
01:15:39,241 --> 01:15:41,176
- (GASPS)
- ISAAC: My wife.
1535
01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:45,245
She has a talent for disguises.
1536
01:15:45,247 --> 01:15:46,878
(CHUCKLING)
1537
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,947
- I learned from the best.
- Aw.
1538
01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:51,119
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)
1539
01:15:55,190 --> 01:15:56,322
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1540
01:15:56,324 --> 01:15:58,824
(GASPING)
1541
01:15:58,826 --> 01:16:00,159
(GIGGLES)
1542
01:16:00,161 --> 01:16:02,061
Come give your mommy a kiss.
1543
01:16:02,063 --> 01:16:03,229
LEWIS:
You.
1544
01:16:03,231 --> 01:16:05,598
It was you in my dreams.
1545
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,034
I couldn't get near
that locked cabinet.
1546
01:16:08,036 --> 01:16:09,901
The charms were too strong.
1547
01:16:09,903 --> 01:16:14,207
But you... you could get
that nasty old book for me.
1548
01:16:14,209 --> 01:16:16,175
Raise Isaac for me.
1549
01:16:16,177 --> 01:16:19,078
You could do everything
I wanted.
1550
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,347
And now...
1551
01:16:21,349 --> 01:16:25,618
you are going to get us
that clock key.
1552
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:26,787
(GASPS)
1553
01:16:29,324 --> 01:16:30,325
(YELLS)
1554
01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:35,028
(YELLING, BABBLING)
1555
01:16:35,030 --> 01:16:36,928
No, no, not... ah, not there!
1556
01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:39,334
(YELLING, SCREAMING)
1557
01:16:41,069 --> 01:16:42,335
- (THUD)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1558
01:16:42,337 --> 01:16:44,203
- (CAT YOWLS)
- (FLORENCE EXHALES SHARPLY)
1559
01:16:44,205 --> 01:16:45,937
Hmm.
1560
01:16:45,939 --> 01:16:48,341
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1561
01:16:48,343 --> 01:16:51,177
- (JONATHAN GROANS)
- Well, come on!
1562
01:16:51,179 --> 01:16:53,479
- Now you're just showing off.
- Lewis!
1563
01:16:53,481 --> 01:16:54,980
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1564
01:16:54,982 --> 01:16:56,950
- Lewis!
- Lewis, where are you?
1565
01:17:00,055 --> 01:17:02,088
- Isaac took him.
- Yes, but where?
1566
01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:04,090
I think I know.
1567
01:17:04,092 --> 01:17:06,259
(WHIRRING, CRACKLING)
1568
01:17:06,261 --> 01:17:07,427
(GASPS)
1569
01:17:07,429 --> 01:17:10,031
(CREAKING, SCRAPING)
1570
01:17:19,441 --> 01:17:20,972
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan!
1571
01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:22,941
- Lewis!
- We're coming.
1572
01:17:22,943 --> 01:17:24,245
Mrs. Zimmerman,
I'm over here! I'm over here!
1573
01:17:27,215 --> 01:17:29,315
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan, over here!
1574
01:17:29,317 --> 01:17:31,250
Here! No, over here!
1575
01:17:31,252 --> 01:17:32,452
- Help me!
- (FLORENCE GASPS)
1576
01:17:32,454 --> 01:17:34,087
(GRUNTING)
1577
01:17:34,089 --> 01:17:36,122
- (CHAIN CLINKS)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
1578
01:17:36,124 --> 01:17:38,224
(GRUNTS)
1579
01:17:38,226 --> 01:17:42,128
Barnavelt and Izard,
masters of prestidigitation,
1580
01:17:42,130 --> 01:17:45,264
beloved by the crown heads
of Europe,
1581
01:17:45,266 --> 01:17:47,133
together again.
1582
01:17:47,135 --> 01:17:51,937
I'm sure you'll remember
my next trick.
1583
01:17:51,939 --> 01:17:54,040
(JONATHAN GASPS)
1584
01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:55,541
- (LEWIS GASPS)
- (BLADES SCRAPE)
1585
01:17:55,543 --> 01:17:57,377
- No! -FLORENCE: No!
- Uncle Jonathan!
1586
01:17:57,379 --> 01:18:00,046
Isaac, don't do this.
1587
01:18:00,048 --> 01:18:02,415
ISAAC:
I like the boy.
1588
01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:04,417
An orphan with a love
for Captain Midnight?
1589
01:18:04,419 --> 01:18:05,984
- (SQUEAKING)
- Mmm.
1590
01:18:05,986 --> 01:18:08,021
Warms my dead heart.
1591
01:18:09,290 --> 01:18:12,158
Please don't make me
butcher him.
1592
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,026
Give me the key.
1593
01:18:14,028 --> 01:18:15,461
JONATHAN:
You don't have to hurt anyone.
1594
01:18:15,463 --> 01:18:18,131
Just tell us...
where is the clock?
1595
01:18:18,133 --> 01:18:21,033
The clock is under
a witch's hex.
1596
01:18:21,035 --> 01:18:22,402
You'll never find it.
1597
01:18:22,404 --> 01:18:25,271
- This is over.
- JONATHAN: Isaac, please.
1598
01:18:25,273 --> 01:18:27,740
There must be some part of you
that doesn't want this,
1599
01:18:27,742 --> 01:18:30,476
that isn't completely dead.
1600
01:18:30,478 --> 01:18:33,045
I was dead long before I died.
1601
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,980
FLORENCE:
We know you went through
1602
01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,449
something awful during the war.
1603
01:18:36,451 --> 01:18:37,750
We all did.
1604
01:18:37,752 --> 01:18:40,018
Oh, on the contrary.
1605
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,188
(CLUNKS, WHIRS)
1606
01:18:42,190 --> 01:18:45,057
It's where I met my teacher.
1607
01:18:45,059 --> 01:18:47,460
My unit had been caught
in an ambush.
1608
01:18:47,462 --> 01:18:49,030
Everyone slaughtered.
1609
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:51,397
I'd been left for dead.
1610
01:18:51,399 --> 01:18:54,434
I stumbled through
the Black Forest for days.
1611
01:18:54,436 --> 01:18:58,438
I chanted every spell I knew,
with one thought only:
1612
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:02,508
"Make me powerful enough
to end this."
1613
01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:06,080
To erase the horrors
I had witnessed.
1614
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:11,085
When I opened my eyes...
1615
01:19:12,187 --> 01:19:13,154
I saw him.
1616
01:19:15,423 --> 01:19:17,523
He offered me
something to drink.
1617
01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:19,325
(RASPY BREATHING)
1618
01:19:19,327 --> 01:19:22,030
For a small price, of course.
1619
01:19:26,134 --> 01:19:27,268
(GROANS QUIETLY)
1620
01:19:28,503 --> 01:19:31,573
Suddenly, I had it.
1621
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:35,041
The blueprints for the clock.
1622
01:19:35,043 --> 01:19:36,108
(CLOCKS TICKING)
1623
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:38,146
In my mind.
1624
01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:44,519
Clear as day.
1625
01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,220
That wasn't a warlock.
1626
01:19:47,222 --> 01:19:48,521
It wasn't even a human.
1627
01:19:48,523 --> 01:19:50,289
It was a demon,
you reckless idiot!
1628
01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:51,424
- You summoned a demon!
- (LAUGHS)
1629
01:19:51,426 --> 01:19:53,593
Yes, yes.
1630
01:19:53,595 --> 01:19:56,395
Azazel, to be exact.
1631
01:19:56,397 --> 01:19:58,164
The fourth prince of hell.
1632
01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:00,333
Oh, he gave me
a wonderful gift.
1633
01:20:00,335 --> 01:20:01,834
(SQUEAKING)
1634
01:20:01,836 --> 01:20:04,403
The greatest magic trick ever.
1635
01:20:04,405 --> 01:20:07,540
I'm going to make people
disappear.
1636
01:20:07,542 --> 01:20:11,277
Spin the world back
until the dawn of time.
1637
01:20:11,279 --> 01:20:14,247
All that will be left...
1638
01:20:14,249 --> 01:20:16,349
- Selena and I.
- FLORENCE: But...
1639
01:20:16,351 --> 01:20:18,551
if you go back
to the beginning,
1640
01:20:18,553 --> 01:20:21,287
history, humans, it will all
just start over again.
1641
01:20:21,289 --> 01:20:22,855
No.
1642
01:20:22,857 --> 01:20:25,691
I'll make sure people
are never born this time.
1643
01:20:25,693 --> 01:20:29,095
With the help of a friend.
1644
01:20:29,097 --> 01:20:32,532
Lewis's parents won't die
in that awful crash.
1645
01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:35,434
Your husband and sweet
little girl won't be killed.
1646
01:20:35,436 --> 01:20:37,870
ISAAC:
They'll never have existed.
1647
01:20:37,872 --> 01:20:41,140
No people, no war.
1648
01:20:41,142 --> 01:20:42,343
Now, Jonathan...
1649
01:20:43,645 --> 01:20:45,578
The key.
1650
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,680
(CREAKING)
1651
01:20:47,682 --> 01:20:49,549
Florence?
1652
01:20:49,551 --> 01:20:51,617
Now would be a good time...
1653
01:20:51,619 --> 01:20:53,388
(STRAINING):
for a little... magic.
1654
01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:56,622
ISAAC:
Of all people, Florence,
1655
01:20:56,624 --> 01:20:58,424
I thought you'd want this.
1656
01:20:58,426 --> 01:21:01,193
I know what losing
your family did to you.
1657
01:21:01,195 --> 01:21:03,496
- You're too sad and broken...
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1658
01:21:03,498 --> 01:21:06,334
...to work any real magic.
1659
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,338
Maybe I was.
1660
01:21:11,706 --> 01:21:14,140
But now...
1661
01:21:14,142 --> 01:21:16,742
I'm indomitable.
1662
01:21:16,744 --> 01:21:18,613
(BOTH GRUNT)
1663
01:21:19,614 --> 01:21:20,615
(YELLS)
1664
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,419
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
1665
01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:27,420
(LAUGHS)
1666
01:21:27,422 --> 01:21:30,222
Marmalade, now!
1667
01:21:30,224 --> 01:21:31,657
(SQUEAKING)
1668
01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:32,725
(SCREAMS)
1669
01:21:32,727 --> 01:21:35,428
(GASPING)
1670
01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:37,532
(WHIRRING)
1671
01:21:41,369 --> 01:21:42,468
(SIGHS)
1672
01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:43,504
(GRUNTS)
1673
01:21:44,672 --> 01:21:47,442
- (SIZZLING)
- (PAINED YELLING)
1674
01:21:51,412 --> 01:21:53,247
(JONATHAN GROANING)
1675
01:21:54,282 --> 01:21:55,617
(JONATHAN GRUNTS QUIETLY)
1676
01:21:58,353 --> 01:22:00,686
- Where are they?
- They're gone.
1677
01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:03,189
LEWIS: Mind your step.
There's a tongue.
1678
01:22:03,191 --> 01:22:04,659
- JONATHAN: I've got it.
- There's a big tongue.
1679
01:22:15,570 --> 01:22:17,438
(GULP)
1680
01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:23,444
(VOICE SHAKING):
So... creepy.
1681
01:22:29,684 --> 01:22:31,350
JONATHAN:
Oh, oh!
1682
01:22:31,352 --> 01:22:33,287
(TOYS AND PUPPETS
CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1683
01:22:34,422 --> 01:22:35,655
(HORN HONKING)
1684
01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:36,756
Uncle Jonathan!
Uncle Jonathan!
1685
01:22:36,758 --> 01:22:37,723
(SCREAMS)
1686
01:22:37,725 --> 01:22:40,693
- Lewis, don't freak them out!
- (LAUGHING)
1687
01:22:40,695 --> 01:22:43,262
Unhand me.
Let me go!
1688
01:22:43,264 --> 01:22:45,498
- (CHILDLIKE): Mommy. Mommy.
- JONATHAN: Put me down! Stop!
1689
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:46,668
(WHIRRING, RAPID CLICKING)
1690
01:22:49,604 --> 01:22:51,370
(HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER)
1691
01:22:51,372 --> 01:22:52,738
(GRUNTS)
1692
01:22:52,740 --> 01:22:55,307
- (GASPS, SCREAMS)
- (HORN HONKING)
1693
01:22:55,309 --> 01:22:56,809
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Why won't you talk to me?
1694
01:22:56,811 --> 01:22:58,577
- Why won't you talk to me?
- (SCREAMS)
1695
01:22:58,579 --> 01:23:00,413
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
1696
01:23:00,415 --> 01:23:01,781
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1697
01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:03,649
(SCREAMING)
1698
01:23:03,651 --> 01:23:05,685
Hey, wait! Help us!
1699
01:23:05,687 --> 01:23:07,853
Jonathan!
1700
01:23:07,855 --> 01:23:10,456
- Let me go!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!
1701
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:12,326
- Jonathan!
- Jonathan! Jonathan!
1702
01:23:13,327 --> 01:23:14,360
(GRUNTS)
1703
01:23:14,362 --> 01:23:16,395
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
1704
01:23:16,397 --> 01:23:17,863
- Lewis, you okay?
- I'm okay.
1705
01:23:17,865 --> 01:23:19,832
(SIGHS)
Would you look at that?
1706
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:21,667
JONATHAN:
Okay, let's get back in there.
1707
01:23:21,669 --> 01:23:23,536
FLORENCE: What, with those
creepy metal monsters inside?
1708
01:23:23,538 --> 01:23:25,538
- They'll tear us to shreds.
- Florence, we have to find
1709
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,605
- Isaac and Selena.
- (CONVERSATION FADES)
1710
01:23:26,607 --> 01:23:28,710
(CREAKING, QUIET GROWLING)
1711
01:23:31,046 --> 01:23:32,878
FLORENCE: You heard Isaac.
He's using a witch's hex!
1712
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:34,480
JONATHAN: I understand that.
So, should we just
1713
01:23:34,482 --> 01:23:35,815
sit around and try
to figure out the hex?
1714
01:23:35,817 --> 01:23:37,483
- No. We need a plan!
- We don't have time!
1715
01:23:37,485 --> 01:23:39,285
Guys!
1716
01:23:39,287 --> 01:23:40,453
(GROWLING)
1717
01:23:40,455 --> 01:23:41,487
(SCREAMS)
1718
01:23:41,489 --> 01:23:43,289
(JACK-O-LANTERN SNARLING)
1719
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:44,692
- (SHRIEKING, SNARLING)
- (JONATHAN GASPS)
1720
01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:49,361
Oh, my giddy aunt.
1721
01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:50,730
Don't worry. Their teeth
are made of pumpkin.
1722
01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:51,864
They can't really hurt us.
1723
01:23:51,866 --> 01:23:54,067
- (JACK-O-LANTERN SQUEALS)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTS, GASPS)
1724
01:23:54,069 --> 01:23:56,635
(YELLING)
1725
01:23:56,637 --> 01:23:58,304
(GROANS)
1726
01:23:58,306 --> 01:24:00,439
(GRUNTS)
Okay, I made that up.
1727
01:24:00,441 --> 01:24:02,710
- (JACK-O-LANTERNS SQUEALING)
- (GASPING)
1728
01:24:07,648 --> 01:24:09,782
Some kind of ungodly adhesive.
1729
01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:12,318
- (GRUNTING)
- LEWIS: I'm stuck!
1730
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:13,652
Me, too.
1731
01:24:13,654 --> 01:24:14,820
JONATHAN:
You know, I didn't think
1732
01:24:14,822 --> 01:24:16,555
this is how I was gonna die.
1733
01:24:16,557 --> 01:24:18,390
(GROWLS, HISSES)
1734
01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:19,892
Look! Mrs. Zimmerman,
grab my shirt.
1735
01:24:19,894 --> 01:24:21,327
I got you.
1736
01:24:21,329 --> 01:24:22,795
(WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)
1737
01:24:22,797 --> 01:24:24,097
- Just chop!
- Lewis, hurry!
1738
01:24:24,099 --> 01:24:25,698
JONATHAN:
Chop! Chop!
1739
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:28,367
(SNARLING, BABBLING)
1740
01:24:28,369 --> 01:24:30,503
(LAUGHING)
1741
01:24:30,505 --> 01:24:31,670
(GRUNTS)
1742
01:24:31,672 --> 01:24:32,807
God, I hate pumpkins.
1743
01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:36,511
(GRUNTING)
1744
01:24:38,546 --> 01:24:40,446
Did you see that, Florence?
1745
01:24:40,448 --> 01:24:42,815
I exploded it with a psychic
energy blast. It worked!
1746
01:24:42,817 --> 01:24:45,551
Yes, Jonathan.
We're all very proud of you.
1747
01:24:45,553 --> 01:24:47,486
Did you see that I now
have the power?
1748
01:24:47,488 --> 01:24:49,421
Yes, I understand. Gold star.
1749
01:24:49,423 --> 01:24:50,556
(LAUGHS)
1750
01:24:50,558 --> 01:24:52,894
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
1751
01:24:54,395 --> 01:24:55,494
LEWIS:
Uncle Jonathan.
1752
01:24:55,496 --> 01:24:57,363
Uncle Jonathan, it's me.
Please wake up!
1753
01:24:57,365 --> 01:24:58,664
- FLORENCE: Jonathan.
- LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan.
1754
01:24:58,666 --> 01:24:59,832
FLORENCE:
Jonathan, you've got to get up.
1755
01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:01,400
You've got to get up right now!
1756
01:25:01,402 --> 01:25:02,902
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (GRUNTS, SIGHS)
1757
01:25:02,904 --> 01:25:05,738
What are you looking at,
you shriveled old prune?
1758
01:25:05,740 --> 01:25:08,974
I'm looking at you,
you dumb baby orangutan.
1759
01:25:08,976 --> 01:25:10,943
(CHUCKLES) Aw, Lewis.
1760
01:25:10,945 --> 01:25:12,711
Oh, Florence,
you missed a spot.
1761
01:25:12,713 --> 01:25:14,914
- (WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
- Lewis...
1762
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:17,583
I'm sorry, Lewis.
I'm sorry about everything.
1763
01:25:17,585 --> 01:25:18,951
It's okay.
1764
01:25:18,953 --> 01:25:21,420
- Me, too.
- FLORENCE: Don't get me wrong.
1765
01:25:21,422 --> 01:25:23,856
Uh, this is lovely,
but there's only 18 minutes
1766
01:25:23,858 --> 01:25:25,591
till the eclipse.
1767
01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:26,859
And they've got the key.
1768
01:25:26,861 --> 01:25:28,661
How do we find the clock?
1769
01:25:28,663 --> 01:25:30,163
We can't.
1770
01:25:30,165 --> 01:25:31,831
It's got a witch's hex on it.
1771
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,866
That means it's hidden
from every witch or warlock,
1772
01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,401
no matter how powerful.
1773
01:25:35,403 --> 01:25:36,602
Not even Florence
could find it.
1774
01:25:36,604 --> 01:25:38,470
(SIGHS)
There must be something
1775
01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:40,472
we're not thinking of.
1776
01:25:40,474 --> 01:25:41,574
(SIGHS)
1777
01:25:41,576 --> 01:25:42,910
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1778
01:25:44,879 --> 01:25:46,547
Maybe I could find it.
1779
01:25:47,615 --> 01:25:49,615
I'm not a witch or warlock.
1780
01:25:49,617 --> 01:25:51,550
Well, not-not yet anyways,
but...
1781
01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,786
maybe if I tried some magic,
1782
01:25:53,788 --> 01:25:55,523
would that work?
1783
01:25:59,627 --> 01:26:00,860
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1784
01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,028
Okay.
1785
01:26:02,030 --> 01:26:03,662
I'm ready.
1786
01:26:03,664 --> 01:26:05,998
Lewis, I don't know
about that 8 Ball.
1787
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,034
Hey, this is my magic,
not yours.
1788
01:26:08,036 --> 01:26:10,603
(LEWIS SIGHS)
1789
01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:12,006
Let's go.
1790
01:26:15,910 --> 01:26:17,776
"Locate. Verb.
1791
01:26:17,778 --> 01:26:21,214
To discover the exact place
and position of."
1792
01:26:21,216 --> 01:26:22,915
"Secret. Adjective.
1793
01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,917
Something that is kept
unknown or unseen."
1794
01:26:24,919 --> 01:26:27,220
"Clock. Noun.
1795
01:26:27,222 --> 01:26:29,688
"A mechanical device used
for measuring time.
1796
01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:30,856
"A timepiece.
1797
01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:33,659
A horologe!"
1798
01:26:33,661 --> 01:26:35,494
Wow.
1799
01:26:35,496 --> 01:26:37,596
- He is weird.
- Isn't he, though?
1800
01:26:37,598 --> 01:26:39,798
LEWIS:
Locate the secret clock.
1801
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:40,866
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1802
01:26:40,868 --> 01:26:43,804
Locate the secret clock!
1803
01:26:45,873 --> 01:26:47,973
Please, Mom and Dad.
1804
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:51,545
Tell me where the clock is,
please.
1805
01:26:56,617 --> 01:26:58,552
♪
1806
01:27:01,689 --> 01:27:03,022
LEWIS:
"Under the boiler."
1807
01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:05,826
(GASPS)
Lewis, you genius.
1808
01:27:07,929 --> 01:27:10,498
(JACK-O-LANTERNS GROWLING
AND SNARLING)
1809
01:27:18,005 --> 01:27:19,571
Shall we?
1810
01:27:19,573 --> 01:27:21,509
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1811
01:27:27,282 --> 01:27:29,717
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
- (SCREECHING)
1812
01:27:32,853 --> 01:27:34,720
(GROWLING)
1813
01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:35,888
(SCREECHES)
1814
01:27:35,890 --> 01:27:38,592
(GROWLING AND SCREECHING
CONTINUE)
1815
01:27:43,798 --> 01:27:45,700
Trick or treat!
1816
01:27:53,007 --> 01:27:55,643
(CLICKING)
1817
01:27:57,645 --> 01:27:59,780
(DEEP GROWLING)
1818
01:28:00,982 --> 01:28:03,649
- Mrs. Zimmerman?
- Hmm?
1819
01:28:03,651 --> 01:28:04,850
What is that?
1820
01:28:04,852 --> 01:28:07,120
(GROWLING CONTINUES)
1821
01:28:07,122 --> 01:28:09,021
FLORENCE:
Jonathan.
1822
01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:10,889
Open the door.
1823
01:28:10,891 --> 01:28:12,025
Working on it.
1824
01:28:12,027 --> 01:28:14,160
- (GROWLING)
- Jonathan.
1825
01:28:14,162 --> 01:28:16,029
(WHOOSHING, CRACKLING)
1826
01:28:16,031 --> 01:28:17,663
- Jonathan!
- (LEWIS SCREAMS)
1827
01:28:17,665 --> 01:28:18,764
That's not helping.
1828
01:28:18,766 --> 01:28:19,798
(GRUNTS)
1829
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,069
(LEWIS SCREAMING)
1830
01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:25,771
- (BANGING)
- (GROWLING)
1831
01:28:25,773 --> 01:28:27,173
(BANGING AND GROWLING STOP)
1832
01:28:27,175 --> 01:28:30,876
(CACKLING)
1833
01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:31,946
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
1834
01:28:33,048 --> 01:28:34,880
Crack it open.
1835
01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:37,818
- (CACKLING CONTINUES)
- (CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1836
01:28:39,187 --> 01:28:41,687
(HORN HONKING)
1837
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,657
(SPRAYING)
1838
01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:47,029
(TOYS CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
1839
01:28:48,662 --> 01:28:53,699
JONATHAN:
Even in death, so creepy.
1840
01:28:53,701 --> 01:28:55,634
(CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1841
01:28:55,636 --> 01:28:56,802
(HORN HONKING)
1842
01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:58,939
(TOY SOUNDS SLOW TO A STOP)
1843
01:29:06,081 --> 01:29:07,948
(DOOR CREAKING)
1844
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,736
(QUIET, MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
1845
01:29:34,742 --> 01:29:36,010
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
1846
01:29:37,412 --> 01:29:39,978
(LEWIS PANTING)
1847
01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:41,980
JONATHAN:
Florence, I really have to pee.
1848
01:29:41,982 --> 01:29:43,951
FLORENCE:
Not the time, Jonathan.
1849
01:29:49,957 --> 01:29:52,693
(RHYTHMIC, METALLIC CLUNKING)
1850
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:07,608
(RHYTHMIC CLUNKING,
FAN WHIRRING)
1851
01:30:10,811 --> 01:30:13,179
(QUIET GROWLING)
1852
01:30:13,181 --> 01:30:14,746
Snakespeare!
1853
01:30:14,748 --> 01:30:16,849
- Mrs. Zimmerman!
- Florence!
1854
01:30:16,851 --> 01:30:19,219
Go! Go!
1855
01:30:19,221 --> 01:30:21,854
It's okay. She knows how
to handle Snakespeare.
1856
01:30:21,856 --> 01:30:24,024
Come here. Quickly.
1857
01:30:25,093 --> 01:30:26,128
Isaac!
1858
01:30:27,895 --> 01:30:29,095
Stop!
1859
01:30:29,097 --> 01:30:30,098
(GRUNTS)
1860
01:30:31,266 --> 01:30:32,766
(BOTH GRUNT)
1861
01:30:34,169 --> 01:30:36,169
ISAAC:
Please.
1862
01:30:36,171 --> 01:30:39,771
I taught you everything
you know, Jonathan.
1863
01:30:39,773 --> 01:30:42,177
I didn't teach you
everything I know.
1864
01:30:45,313 --> 01:30:47,748
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1865
01:30:53,121 --> 01:30:55,188
(BELL CLANGS)
1866
01:30:55,190 --> 01:30:58,024
(CRUNCHING)
1867
01:30:58,026 --> 01:30:59,325
(BLOWS)
1868
01:30:59,327 --> 01:31:01,896
(METALLIC RATTLING)
1869
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,101
- My darling.
- (CRUMBLING)
1870
01:31:08,069 --> 01:31:10,802
No!
1871
01:31:10,804 --> 01:31:12,773
- (RUMBLING)
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1872
01:31:16,044 --> 01:31:17,043
(YELLS)
1873
01:31:17,045 --> 01:31:18,679
(LEWIS GASPING)
1874
01:31:19,847 --> 01:31:21,247
(BOTH PANTING)
1875
01:31:21,249 --> 01:31:23,149
(GRUNTS)
Wait there, Lewis.
1876
01:31:23,151 --> 01:31:24,950
- No, I have to come with you.
- No!
1877
01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:26,252
There may be traps.
1878
01:31:26,254 --> 01:31:28,223
I have protection.
(GRUNTS)
1879
01:31:31,293 --> 01:31:33,761
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)
1880
01:31:39,934 --> 01:31:41,069
(CLICKING)
1881
01:31:44,105 --> 01:31:45,205
JONATHAN:
I feel something.
1882
01:31:45,207 --> 01:31:47,140
- (CLICKING)
- I got it!
1883
01:31:47,142 --> 01:31:50,078
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSHING)
1884
01:31:51,845 --> 01:31:53,781
Uncle Jonathan!
1885
01:31:56,218 --> 01:31:59,154
(TICKING, HEAVY CLUNKING)
1886
01:32:00,255 --> 01:32:01,289
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1887
01:32:03,124 --> 01:32:05,960
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
1888
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:13,333
(GASPS) Uncle Jonathan?
1889
01:32:13,335 --> 01:32:14,933
Uncle Jonathan!
1890
01:32:14,935 --> 01:32:17,136
(WAILING CRY)
1891
01:32:17,138 --> 01:32:18,338
Shh, shh. It's okay.
1892
01:32:18,340 --> 01:32:20,005
It's okay. It's okay.
1893
01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:21,873
Shh. It's me, Lewis,
your nephew.
1894
01:32:21,875 --> 01:32:23,276
- Shh, shh.
- (CRYING CONTINUES)
1895
01:32:23,278 --> 01:32:24,943
ISAAC:
Lewis!
1896
01:32:24,945 --> 01:32:27,146
Come with us to the turret.
1897
01:32:27,148 --> 01:32:29,148
It's a special turret.
1898
01:32:29,150 --> 01:32:30,916
It'll protect us.
1899
01:32:30,918 --> 01:32:32,218
I like you, Lewis.
1900
01:32:32,220 --> 01:32:34,019
I like being your mom.
1901
01:32:34,021 --> 01:32:35,421
ISAAC:
Forget about your uncle.
1902
01:32:35,423 --> 01:32:37,056
Soon, he'll be gone.
1903
01:32:37,058 --> 01:32:39,359
- (GASPS)
- Like everyone else.
1904
01:32:39,361 --> 01:32:40,926
Uncle Jonathan?
1905
01:32:40,928 --> 01:32:42,428
- Uncle Jonathan!
- (CHILDLIKE BABBLING)
1906
01:32:42,430 --> 01:32:44,063
(LAUGHING)
1907
01:32:44,065 --> 01:32:46,134
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1908
01:32:49,037 --> 01:32:50,038
LEWIS:
Huh?
1909
01:32:51,106 --> 01:32:52,305
Hey. I got you.
1910
01:32:52,307 --> 01:32:54,274
(COOS)
1911
01:32:54,276 --> 01:32:56,409
- (SIGHING)
- (LEWIS GROANS)
1912
01:32:56,411 --> 01:32:58,944
(ISAAC GRUMBLES)
1913
01:32:58,946 --> 01:33:01,114
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1914
01:33:01,116 --> 01:33:03,285
(PANTING)
1915
01:33:04,419 --> 01:33:05,986
(JONATHAN COOING)
1916
01:33:08,223 --> 01:33:10,958
- (LEWIS PANTING)
- (JONATHAN COOING)
1917
01:33:15,330 --> 01:33:16,298
(GASPS)
1918
01:33:18,066 --> 01:33:20,400
(CHILDLIKE LAUGHTER)
1919
01:33:20,402 --> 01:33:22,468
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
1920
01:33:22,470 --> 01:33:23,937
(PANTING)
1921
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:27,273
What?
1922
01:33:27,275 --> 01:33:29,110
(JONATHAN COOING, BABBLING)
1923
01:33:30,978 --> 01:33:33,214
- (COOS, WHIMPERS)
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1924
01:33:34,316 --> 01:33:36,384
Mom, Dad, what should I do?
1925
01:33:40,221 --> 01:33:41,654
"Say good-bye."
1926
01:33:41,656 --> 01:33:43,222
Say good-bye? I don't get it!
1927
01:33:43,224 --> 01:33:44,923
What do you mean?
1928
01:33:44,925 --> 01:33:47,026
(PANTING)
1929
01:33:47,028 --> 01:33:49,062
(METALLIC CLANKING,
ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1930
01:33:49,064 --> 01:33:50,165
(GASPS)
1931
01:33:51,266 --> 01:33:53,099
Okay. Good-bye, guys.
1932
01:33:53,101 --> 01:33:54,167
(SHUDDERING BREATHS)
1933
01:33:54,169 --> 01:33:55,437
I love you.
1934
01:33:57,238 --> 01:33:59,004
(GRUNTS)
1935
01:33:59,006 --> 01:34:00,108
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
1936
01:34:01,509 --> 01:34:03,509
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1937
01:34:03,511 --> 01:34:05,211
Look, my darling.
1938
01:34:05,213 --> 01:34:07,012
It's beginning.
1939
01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:09,182
(DISTORTED WHIRRING)
1940
01:34:09,184 --> 01:34:12,418
The sands of time are shifting.
1941
01:34:12,420 --> 01:34:14,120
(LAUGHS)
1942
01:34:14,122 --> 01:34:18,224
- (RAPID TICKING)
- (PEOPLE GASPING, MUTTERING)
1943
01:34:18,226 --> 01:34:21,194
(ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING
AND CRACKLING)
1944
01:34:21,196 --> 01:34:23,064
(LAUGHING)
1945
01:34:24,699 --> 01:34:27,433
(GASPING)
1946
01:34:27,435 --> 01:34:29,935
(THUNDER CRASHES)
1947
01:34:29,937 --> 01:34:31,239
(GASPING)
1948
01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:34,140
- (METALLIC SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS)
1949
01:34:34,142 --> 01:34:36,977
(METALLIC GRINDING
AND CREAKING)
1950
01:34:39,347 --> 01:34:41,147
ISAAC:
Quickly!
1951
01:34:41,149 --> 01:34:43,449
- Something is wrong.
- What is it?
1952
01:34:43,451 --> 01:34:44,950
Help me.
1953
01:34:44,952 --> 01:34:46,017
(GRUNTS)
1954
01:34:46,019 --> 01:34:46,954
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
1955
01:34:48,289 --> 01:34:49,288
No.
1956
01:34:49,290 --> 01:34:51,157
(METALLIC SCREECHING)
1957
01:34:51,159 --> 01:34:53,359
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
1958
01:34:53,361 --> 01:34:55,163
Yes!
1959
01:34:56,431 --> 01:34:57,499
(GRUNTS)
1960
01:35:00,502 --> 01:35:02,270
(GRUNTING)
1961
01:35:06,508 --> 01:35:07,540
(GRUNTING)
1962
01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:11,277
I'm gonna show you
what a little weird can do.
1963
01:35:11,279 --> 01:35:13,212
- (GRUNTS)
- (EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1964
01:35:13,214 --> 01:35:15,381
- (YELLS)
- (SELENA SCREAMS)
1965
01:35:15,383 --> 01:35:18,486
- (ISAAC AND SELENA SCREAMING)
- (CRACKLING AND WHOOSHING)
1966
01:35:21,122 --> 01:35:22,188
(GRUNTS)
1967
01:35:22,190 --> 01:35:23,491
(EXPLOSIVE WHOOSH)
1968
01:35:25,460 --> 01:35:27,460
(METALLIC SQUEALING)
1969
01:35:27,462 --> 01:35:30,265
(CLUNKING SLOWS TO A STOP)
1970
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,536
(PANTING QUIETLY)
1971
01:35:38,573 --> 01:35:41,240
- (GRUNTING NEARBY)
- What?
1972
01:35:41,242 --> 01:35:42,575
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
1973
01:35:42,577 --> 01:35:45,313
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1974
01:35:47,482 --> 01:35:49,315
(SIGHS)
1975
01:35:49,317 --> 01:35:51,317
Uncle Jonathan.
1976
01:35:51,319 --> 01:35:53,453
I'm back.
1977
01:35:53,455 --> 01:35:55,121
You did it.
1978
01:35:55,123 --> 01:35:58,090
- (CHUCKLES)
- You stopped the clock!
1979
01:35:58,092 --> 01:36:01,060
Do not tell Florence
about the baby body.
1980
01:36:01,062 --> 01:36:02,562
She'll never let me
live it down.
1981
01:36:02,564 --> 01:36:04,530
- I won't.
- You promise?
1982
01:36:04,532 --> 01:36:05,598
I swear.
1983
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,467
- No baby body.
- Warlock secret?
1984
01:36:07,469 --> 01:36:09,335
- Never happened.
- (CHUCKLES)
1985
01:36:09,337 --> 01:36:10,536
You're the best.
1986
01:36:10,538 --> 01:36:12,271
- (CHUCKLES)
- You did it.
1987
01:36:12,273 --> 01:36:14,042
Toss me my trousers.
1988
01:36:15,109 --> 01:36:16,442
(GRUNTING)
1989
01:36:16,444 --> 01:36:18,177
Not a word to Florence.
I'm serious.
1990
01:36:18,179 --> 01:36:20,112
FLORENCE:
Well, well, well.
1991
01:36:20,114 --> 01:36:22,215
- Look what the cat threw up.
- (QUIET SQUEAKING)
1992
01:36:22,217 --> 01:36:24,085
(BOTH LAUGH)
1993
01:36:26,087 --> 01:36:27,453
- (JONATHAN CHUCKLING)
- FLORENCE: Whew!
1994
01:36:27,455 --> 01:36:29,155
Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
1995
01:36:29,157 --> 01:36:31,190
Well, you stopped the clock?
1996
01:36:31,192 --> 01:36:33,159
Nah, I just wet my pants.
1997
01:36:33,161 --> 01:36:34,427
Literally.
1998
01:36:34,429 --> 01:36:36,596
Lewis stopped the clock.
1999
01:36:36,598 --> 01:36:38,664
FLORENCE:
Lewis.
2000
01:36:38,666 --> 01:36:41,402
You are indomitable.
2001
01:36:44,305 --> 01:36:45,507
Mrs. Zimmerman...
2002
01:36:47,275 --> 01:36:49,141
I'm sorry you lost your family.
2003
01:36:49,143 --> 01:36:51,446
I'm sorry you lost yours.
2004
01:36:53,281 --> 01:36:56,117
But maybe, would you want to be
a black swan with us?
2005
01:37:02,123 --> 01:37:03,656
Can I be a purple one?
2006
01:37:03,658 --> 01:37:05,491
Deal.
2007
01:37:05,493 --> 01:37:08,296
I would like that very much.
2008
01:37:12,433 --> 01:37:14,502
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
2009
01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:18,571
I don't want
the creepy little runt.
2010
01:37:18,573 --> 01:37:20,273
Think I want him?
2011
01:37:20,275 --> 01:37:21,607
LEWIS:
You know what, fellas?
2012
01:37:21,609 --> 01:37:24,312
I don't really want to play
anyways.
2013
01:37:25,446 --> 01:37:26,646
(WHISPERS):
Ball to the face
2014
01:37:26,648 --> 01:37:28,449
at a very high-speed pace.
2015
01:37:29,551 --> 01:37:30,883
(BOYS GRUNT IN PAIN)
2016
01:37:30,885 --> 01:37:32,585
- (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
- STUDENT: What?!
2017
01:37:32,587 --> 01:37:33,555
(STUDENTS GASPING)
2018
01:37:35,290 --> 01:37:36,355
Lucky shot.
2019
01:37:36,357 --> 01:37:38,291
We want Lewis on our team.
2020
01:37:38,293 --> 01:37:40,192
- No, we want him.
- No!
2021
01:37:40,194 --> 01:37:43,064
(CLAMORING)
2022
01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:47,333
(CLAMORING FADES)
2023
01:37:47,335 --> 01:37:48,369
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2024
01:37:49,470 --> 01:37:50,736
Rose Rita, right?
2025
01:37:50,738 --> 01:37:52,204
Mm-hmm.
2026
01:37:52,206 --> 01:37:53,906
Can I see your bug book?
2027
01:37:53,908 --> 01:37:55,608
I've seen you
with your dictionary.
2028
01:37:55,610 --> 01:37:58,277
You know the word is "insect."
2029
01:37:58,279 --> 01:38:00,114
But sure.
2030
01:38:04,719 --> 01:38:06,485
LEWIS:
Wow.
2031
01:38:06,487 --> 01:38:08,154
You drew these?
2032
01:38:08,156 --> 01:38:09,390
These are really good.
2033
01:38:12,427 --> 01:38:14,427
You look like an insect.
2034
01:38:14,429 --> 01:38:16,531
I mean that as
the highest compliment.
2035
01:38:19,634 --> 01:38:21,402
That's how I take it.
2036
01:38:24,372 --> 01:38:26,606
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2037
01:38:26,608 --> 01:38:28,240
(HORN HONKING)
2038
01:38:28,242 --> 01:38:30,209
- Bye.
- Bye.
2039
01:38:30,211 --> 01:38:31,444
Who was that?
2040
01:38:31,446 --> 01:38:33,346
Rose Rita Pottinger.
She's a friend.
2041
01:38:33,348 --> 01:38:34,513
She is?
2042
01:38:34,515 --> 01:38:36,382
- Is it kissy-faced?
- No, platonic.
2043
01:38:36,384 --> 01:38:39,385
Look at him playing it cool...
James Dean all of a sudden.
2044
01:38:39,387 --> 01:38:41,322
(JONATHAN LAUGHS)
2045
01:38:43,491 --> 01:38:45,458
Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
2046
01:38:45,460 --> 01:38:47,460
Let's see
what this baby can do.
2047
01:38:47,462 --> 01:38:48,628
(FLORENCE AND JONATHAN LAUGH)
2048
01:38:48,630 --> 01:38:50,665
(ENGINE BACKFIRES, RUMBLES)
2049
01:38:59,407 --> 01:39:01,207
(QUIET LAUGHTER)
2050
01:39:01,209 --> 01:39:02,708
- Hi! We're home!
- Oh!
2051
01:39:02,710 --> 01:39:04,479
(CHAIR SQUEAKING)
2052
01:39:05,647 --> 01:39:07,380
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.
2053
01:39:07,382 --> 01:39:09,615
- (CHAIR HONKING)
- Stay.
2054
01:39:09,617 --> 01:39:12,284
FLORENCE: You know, Jonathan,
you drive like an old grandma.
2055
01:39:12,286 --> 01:39:13,719
JONATHAN: Oh, that's funny.
You look like one.
2056
01:39:13,721 --> 01:39:16,422
LEWIS: Guys, stop.
You're both super old.
2057
01:39:16,424 --> 01:39:18,224
JONATHAN (LAUGHS):
Nice one, Lewis.
2058
01:39:18,226 --> 01:39:19,661
FLORENCE:
Gold star.
2059
01:39:23,698 --> 01:39:25,831
(SQUEAKS)
2060
01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:27,633
- (GROANS)
- JONATHAN: Bad kitty!
2061
01:39:27,635 --> 01:39:29,502
- Use the litter box!
- (LION ROARS)
2062
01:39:29,504 --> 01:39:30,803
(SNEEZES)
2063
01:39:30,805 --> 01:39:33,305
♪ Hey, lolly lolly
2064
01:39:33,307 --> 01:39:35,574
♪ Hey, hey, lolly lolly
2065
01:39:35,576 --> 01:39:37,578
♪ Hey, hey,
lolly lolly ♪
2066
01:39:38,746 --> 01:39:40,279
(BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
2067
01:39:40,281 --> 01:39:42,815
(CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2068
01:39:42,817 --> 01:39:45,818
♪ Well, it ain't
what you used to watch ♪
2069
01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:47,720
♪ But what you
now have missed ♪
2070
01:39:47,722 --> 01:39:49,422
- ♪ I say it ain't...
- (ROARING)
2071
01:39:49,424 --> 01:39:52,193
- (BOWLING PINS CRASHING)
- (CHAIN SAW BUZZING)
2072
01:39:55,363 --> 01:39:57,331
♪
2073
01:40:01,736 --> 01:40:03,705
♪
2074
01:40:33,768 --> 01:40:35,737
♪
2075
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,769
♪
2076
01:41:37,832 --> 01:41:39,801
♪
2077
01:42:09,864 --> 01:42:11,833
♪
2078
01:42:41,896 --> 01:42:43,865
♪
2079
01:43:13,928 --> 01:43:15,897
♪
2080
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:47,929
♪
2081
01:44:17,992 --> 01:44:19,961
♪
2082
01:44:50,024 --> 01:44:51,993
♪
2083
01:45:13,714 --> 01:45:15,649
(MUSIC FADES)
2084
01:45:15,651 --> 01:45:20,651
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