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-So?
-So what?

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-So tell me.
-What?

3
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-About last night.
-Are you kidding me?

4
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-Yeah.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

5
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-Yeah.
-Are you pulling my leg?

6
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-So?
-So, tits out to here. So.

7
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, twenty-couple years old.

8
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-You gotta be fooling.
-No.

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-You devil.
-What, you think she hadn't been around?

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-Yeah.
-Hadn't gone the route?

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-She knew the route, did she?
-Are you fucking kidding me?

12
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-Yeah?
-She wrote the route.

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-No shit? So tell me.
-So, okay, so where am l?

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So, you're probably at the Pancake House.

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So, okay, I'm over at the Pancake House.

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Who walks in over to the cash register
but this chick?

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-Right.
-Yeah, 1 9, 20-year-old chick.

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-Who we're talking about.
-She wants to buy a pack of Viceroys.

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l can believe it.

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Gets the smokes and does this number

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about how she forgot her purse
up in her room.

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-Up in her room?
-Yeah.

23
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-Was she a pro?
-At that age?

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-Yeah.
-Well, at this point, we don't know.

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So down we sit. We get to talking, this, that.
Blah, blah, blah.

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And it's, "Come up to my room
and l'll pay you back for the smokes."

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-No.
-Yeah.

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-You're shitting me.
-l'm telling you.

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-And was she a pro?
-At this point, we don't know.

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But up we go, and it's,
"Sit down. You want a drink?"

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"Well, what do you got?" "Bourbon." "Fine."

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And then what shot does she up and pull?

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A, she says,
"l think l want to take a shower."

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-No.
-Yeah.

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And, B, she says, "Then let's fuck."

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-She said that?
-What did l just tell you?

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-You're... Was she a pro?
-At this point, we don't know.

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So, anyway, l do say, "l'll join you
in the shower, if you have no objections."

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-Of course.
-So into the old shower we go.

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-Does this broad have a body?
-Yeah?

41
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-Are you kidding me?
-So tell me.

42
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-The tits, the legs...
-Yeah? The ass?

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Are you fucking fooling me?
The ass on this broad!

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-Young ass?
-Well, yeah.

45
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-Young broad, young ass.
-Right.

46
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So, anyway, we get out,
toweling each other off

47
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-in his and her full glory.
-Yeah.

48
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But while we're toweling off,
l flick the towel at her, very playfully like.

49
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And by accident, it catches her
a good one on the ass.

50
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-We got this big red mark.
-No.

51
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Well, l'm all sorry and so forth.

52
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But what does this broad do,
but let out a squeal of pleasure relief

53
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-that would fucking kill a horse?
-No.

54
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So, what the hell? l'm liberal.
l pick up a chair and heave it at her.

55
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-Draw blood?
-At this point, no.

56
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But what does she say? "Wait a minute!"

57
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She crawls under the bed,
pulls out this suitcase from under the bed.

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From out of the suitcase
comes this World War ll flak suit.

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-They're hard to find.
-Sure.

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Zip, zip, zip. She gets into the flak suit.
We get down on the bed.

61
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-What are you doing?
-We're fucking.

62
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-But she's in the flak suit?
-Right.

63
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-Well, how do you get in?
-Well, she leaves the zipper open.

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-Right. Right.
-But the shot is, every 30 seconds or so,

65
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she wants me to go, "Boom!"
at the top of my lungs.

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-At her?
-No, just in general.

67
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So we're humping and pumping
and greasing the old flak suit.

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Every once in a while l go, "Boom!"

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ln the middle of everything,
she slithers over the side of the bed,

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turns on a little Sony tape recorder.

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Wait. Wait. Wait.
l don't know what the shot is, right?

72
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All of the sudden l hear,
coming out of the tape recorder...

73
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So, fine. l'm pumping away,
the tape recorder's making airplane noises.

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Every once in a while l go, "Boom!"

75
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and the broad on the bed
starts going crazy, right?

76
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She's moaning and groaning.
l'm humping and bumping.

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She's screaming,
"Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron," right?

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All of the sudden she screams,
"Wait a minute!" Right?

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She leaps under the bed,
pulls out a five-gallon jerry can.

80
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-Right.
-Opens it up. lt's full of gasoline.

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She splashes some all over the walls,
whips a fucking Zippo out of her flak suit,

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and the whole room
goes up in flames, right?

83
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So the tape recorder's going...
The room's full of smoke, right?

84
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The broad jumps back on the bed
and she screams, "Now! Give it to me now,

85
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"for the love of Christ!"

86
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So l look at the broad,

87
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and l figure, fuck this nonsense.

88
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One, two, six, I'm in the haII,
struggling with my shorts.

89
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Make it to the elevator,
whole place is filled with smoke.

90
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Elevator arrives,
the whole hall's filled with firemen.

91
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You know, those fucking firemen
make out like bandits.

92
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Nobody does it normally anymore.

93
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lt's these young broads, Danny.
They don't know what the fuck they want.

94
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Do you think she was a pro?

95
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-A pro, Dan.
-Yeah.

96
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A pro is how you think of yourself.

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-See my point?
-Right.

98
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Come on, you scumbags, last inning!
Only one run down!

99
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We hold them down!
We'll catch them in our half!

100
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Todd, get up.

101
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-Who's that over there?
-Where? Where? Where? Where?

102
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-Which one?
-Right there.

103
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-Cute guys.
-Here comes Debbie's boss.

104
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He looks good. Let's see if he can hit.

105
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Come on, Mr. Carlson!

106
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Out! Out, out, out.

107
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Good play, Danny! Good one, Dan.

108
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All right, no stick now. No stick.

109
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That second baseman
has got a really nice ass.

110
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He does.

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l refuse to go out with a man
whose ass is smaller than mine.

112
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-Really?
-Me, too.

113
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Your dates are gonna be pretty scarce.

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Very nice catch, Danny.

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All right, Danny.

116
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...your date, God forbid.

117
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l'm making a beer run. Anybody?

118
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Yeah. Thirsty?

119
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-Thanks.
-No, thank you.

120
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Go get him. Go on.

121
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Oh, God, it's the guy with the cute ass.

122
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-Go for it.
-Come on!

123
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Hey, Bernie! For me and Mother!
Come on, honey!

124
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Here, let me help you.

125
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Do it, Big Bernie, do it!

126
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-Anytime l can give you a hand.
-l'm finished. Just give yourself a hand.

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Come on, guys.

128
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Looks good. lt's going, it's going. lt's gone!

129
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Yeah!

130
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Put me down! Put me down!

131
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Mother's is giving a party tonight!
Winners and losers!

132
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Mr. Carlson, that was such a good game.

133
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Carrie, l don't want to hear about it
right now, okay?

134
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Steve, are you going to Mother's?

135
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l doubt it.

136
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You know, l've been meaning to mention
that it's really stupid to fuck your boss.

137
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l mean, for starters,
it's a damn good way to lose yourjob.

138
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-Guess who walked in here last night?
-Not the redhead.

139
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The redhead was here last night?
What did she say?

140
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-Ask Bernie. He took her home.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

141
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You know, the thing about redheads
is lack of pigmentation.

142
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Well, they're almost albino.

143
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-You bang an albino?
-No.

144
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Well, l have, and they're nuts.

145
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Welcome, ladies! Welcome to Mother's.

146
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We're honored. Come on, follow Mother.

147
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-So, where are the guys from your team?
-Sulking.

148
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-First round's on Mother.
-Thank you.

149
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l'll be back in a minute, you guys.

150
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You know, they're gonna come at me
tomorrow like savages.

151
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Marauding beasts bent on destruction.

152
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-Stop it.
-Deborah...

153
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Deborah, you work in advertising, all right?
lt is a civilized business.

154
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l, on the other hand, work with monsters.

155
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You're talking about five-year-olds.

156
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Right, and my job is to break their spirit.
That's what kindergarten is all about.

157
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The Germans invented it, Deborah.
Think about it.

158
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Oh, God, Pat's going in for the kill.

159
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That's a nice turn.

160
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-Coy.
-With just a hint of giddiness.

161
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Her big move
should be coming up any moment.

162
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The combination hair flip with a giggle.

163
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There's a 3.2 degree of difficulty here, Joan.
Let's see if she can pull it off.

164
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This is it. This is it.

165
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,082
-Yes.
-Yes.

166
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-Yes!
-Yes!

167
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,628
-Bravo!
-Bravo!

168
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,881
-Bravo! Yes!
-Bravo! 9.0! 9.0!

169
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Now, look it, tell me. Tell me getting these
advertising babes here wasn't perfect.

170
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Look at that. Pick a pair, any pair.

171
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lt's like shooting fish in a barrel.

172
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We did pretty well for ourselves, huh?

173
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We? Did you say "we"?

174
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You know, you got a lot of brass balls,
you know that?

175
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l do all the work, you take all the credit.

176
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You know what your problem is? Your face.

177
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-Yeah, right.
-Come on. Wise up, man.

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You're too good-looking.

179
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These girls go out with you
and they get nervous, man.

180
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They feel dumpy.
They don't want to compete.

181
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They want a guy like... Like me.

182
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You know, a guy that's gonna
make them look good.

183
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-Right. A basic Neanderthal type.
-Right. Your swarthy type.

184
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A man's man. A kind of guy who's...

185
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-Oozing testosterone?
-Exactly.

186
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A young woman in today's society,
she wants a little bulk in her diet.

187
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-Yeah, she wants a big guy who sweats.
-Yeah. Right.

188
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:06,688
Best thing that could happen to you, Danny,
is an industrial accident.

189
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,403
-You know...
-Excuse me.

190
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,946
You're not leaving, are you?

191
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,158
No, we're walking in backwards.

192
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:21,244
-l'm Debbie.
-Hi. Dan.

193
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:27,542
This is Joan, my roommate.
She specializes in unsolicited attacks.

194
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,086
Deb, we're going to lrving's, right?

195
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,965
lt's a 4:00 dive for us Kamikaze pilots.

196
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,885
Right. l've been bombed there
a couple times myself.

197
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,972
Quit while you're ahead, okay? Deb.

198
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,937
-So...
-So...

199
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,484
So, l couldn't help noticing you

200
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,153
and noticing you noticing me.

201
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,155
There was a clock over your head.

202
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,382
-So...
-So...

203
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,300
l'll bet these have been put to a lot of use.

204
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,513
They work? Good.
'Cause l just got them today.

205
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,644
Shit. Shit.

206
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,918
-You don't have to run right off.
-Yes, l do.

207
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,921
lt's really...
lt's been a slice of heaven, all right?

208
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,841
l just have to go home.
lt's a habit of mine. And...

209
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,054
-Here, l can turn on a light.
-No, no, no. That's all right.

210
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,892
Well, bye.

211
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,229
Yeah. Bye.

212
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,777
-Listen, l could give you a ride home.
-No. No, thanks. Really.

213
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,445
Bye. Thank you.

214
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,074
Thank you.

215
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,795
What are you doing out here?

216
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:02,882
l have this guy in my room. This big guy.

217
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,512
Real drunk. Real cute.
l mean, this guy is huge.

218
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,016
He's laying facedown,
kitty-corner on the bed

219
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,768
like a big old beached whale.

220
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,353
-Come on, you have to see.
-No.

221
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,981
No, he is dead drunk. He is out like a light.

222
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,487
lt would take a crane to get him out.

223
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,954
Didn't l tell you?

224
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,332
So, did you have a nice evening?

225
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,544
Yes, l did,
and then l crawled away in shame.

226
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,713
Aren't we a couple of sluts?

227
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,467
l can't believe that l slept with him
on the first date.

228
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,803
There wasn't even a date.

229
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,972
Thank you.

230
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:57,186
l tell you, l couldn't help myself
because he is so gorgeous.

231
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,855
But can he type?

232
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,738
Well, l guess you'll have the bed to yourself.

233
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,701
But here's the shot.
She's got this fur-lined bed, right?

234
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,244
-What kind of fur?
-l don't know what kind of fur,

235
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,495
but it's fur, all right?

236
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,873
And the static electricity
that is being caused

237
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:20,001
is sending these little sparks
right to my nuts.

238
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,254
You know, l felt like a human jumper cable.

239
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,174
No shit.

240
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:31,054
-So, you score last night?
-Yeah.

241
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,015
Yeah, double headphone deal?

242
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,100
Yeah, right.

243
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,561
That chick, is she hot?

244
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,026
-Yeah, she was fun.
-Fun?

245
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,196
Fun? She was fun?

246
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,115
Yeah, she...

247
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,869
Have you ever done it in a plane?

248
00:15:54,954 --> 00:16:00,458
Yeah. Yeah, l once nailed
two stewardesses in a 747 at 35,000 feet.

249
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:05,254
You know what? lt was fun.

250
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,175
l had a fun time.

251
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,345
Favio. Are you ready for this?

252
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,846
-Yeah. Yeah, cheap son of a bitch.
-Are you ready?

253
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,099
Come on, you haven't ordered silverware
in over six months.

254
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,142
Are your customers eating with their toes?

255
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,980
-Throw in a plastic steak marker.
-Look, l'll throw in a plastic steak marker.

256
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,565
lf some kid throws up on them, man,
you don't have to worry about it.

257
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,067
-Push the French fries.
-Yeah. Yeah...

258
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,653
-French fries. French fries.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

259
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,488
They're fabulous.
l'm sure you're gonna love them.

260
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,491
Okay. Okay. Sure.
No, anything you want for a deal.

261
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,669
Hello?

262
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,295
Hello.

263
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,256
Hello. Debbie?

264
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,799
Who's this?

265
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,301
lt's Dan. Dan Martin.

266
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,095
From last night.

267
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:59,058
Yeah. Look, l wanted to talk to you
about last night.

268
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,770
What an amazing coincidence.
That's what l'm calling about. Last night.

269
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:07,817
Listen, l was pretty drunk last night.
Did anything happen?

270
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,903
No. Absolutely nothing. Want to do it again?

271
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,032
l mean, would you like to get together again
for a drink?

272
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,950
l'm awfully sorry.

273
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,703
Come on, we picked up the phone
at the same time. l think that's a sign.

274
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,330
lt was a fluke. Last night was a fluke.

275
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,415
Debbie.

276
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,047
Could you send up two pages
of the 36-point Bodoni Bold press?

277
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,466
Can you bring me this layout
to Conference Room E?

278
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,426
-ls that your boss?
-Yeah.

279
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,095
Well, listen. Meet me at Mother's at 6:00.

280
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,388
And don't take me for granted

281
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,599
'cause l'm only gonna wait there
for four or five hours.

282
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,644
No. No. l won't need any. Yeah. Thank you.

283
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,774
The broad from last night, huh?

284
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,735
Yeah. l pick up the phone to make a call
and she's on the line.

285
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,113
Yeah, right.
Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells.

286
00:17:56,658 --> 00:18:00,328
-l'm really sorry about last night.
-That's okay.

287
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,164
See what happens
when you take life too seriously?

288
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:09,212
-What did you do last night?
-Went home and took some lithium. You?

289
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:14,717
Are you busy for lunch?
How about a nice long one at my apartment?

290
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,262
l can't. This stuff's due tonight.
Maybe tomorrow.

291
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,056
Tomorrow.

292
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,980
They're fine. Well, the first week
they're too scared to cause any trouble.

293
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,441
-Miss Gunther?
-Wait a second.

294
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,486
Lisa, honey, l am on the telephone, all right?

295
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,948
-The baseball player, he called you?
-Miss Gunther.

296
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,241
Wait a sec. Hang on.

297
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,035
Lisa, you really shouldn't be out here
wandering in the halls.

298
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:46,124
What? l will go with you
if you need a chaperone.

299
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,336
Look, l have to go pick up some art supplies.
So why don't you just meet me at Horder's?

300
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,421
l will buy you a Mickey Mouse pencil holder.

301
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,423
-Wait. Hang on.
-Miss Gunther.

302
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,931
Look, Deb, l really have to go.
No, l will meet you at 5:00. Okay?

303
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,641
Yes. Yes. Bye.

304
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,394
lt's okay. Honey, come here.

305
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:14,527
You know, everybody wets their pants,
and nobody has to know about it.

306
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,448
What size do you wear? 6X?

307
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:24,412
Well, l just happen to have
an extra pair in my locker

308
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:29,125
with little pictures of Wonder Woman
all over them.

309
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:34,338
-Bernie, Bernie, they're here.
-Great. l guess l get the dog.

310
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,340
-Hi. How are you?
-Hey.

311
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,385
Come on, sit down. Here.
Here you go. Here. Sit.

312
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,263
Bernie, this is Debbie. Debbie, this is Bernie.

313
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,431
-Hi.
-Hi.

314
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,977
You know, you're a very attractive woman.
Anybody ever tell you that before?

315
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,231
-Bernie.
-What?

316
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,150
This is...

317
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,613
-Joan.
-Bernie.

318
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:03,284
Joan, that's a nice name. So sit down.
You want a drink? Mother, some drinks.

319
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,871
l don't want anything. l... l gotta go.

320
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,750
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

321
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,045
-What do you do?
-Me?

322
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,005
Well, yeah, for a living?

323
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,716
l'm a neurosurgeon. You?

324
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,219
l'm a professional boxer.

325
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,179
-You know much about the fight game?
-No.

326
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,306
l'm the heavyweight champion of the world.

327
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,767
Well, it's nice to meet you, champ,
but l gotta go.

328
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,228
Wait. Come on. One drink.
One drink's not gonna hurt.

329
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,313
l have something better to do.

330
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,859
Deb, l'll meet you at the steam bath
tomorrow at 6:00. Dan.

331
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,989
Yeah, nice meeting you.

332
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,786
lnteresting broad.

333
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,039
Where did she develop her personality?
ln a car crash?

334
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,375
She really is very nice
once you get to know her.

335
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,460
Yeah, yeah, right, sure.

336
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,091
Are you gonna sit down?

337
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,218
Shoot, no, no, no, no.

338
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:06,389
l'm gonna let you guys do
what you guys gotta do.

339
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,724
Don't worry about me.
l'm just gonna go home,

340
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,977
make a little macaroni and cheese,

341
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:15,147
seal the window and turn on the gas.
l'll be all right.

342
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,441
-l'll see you tomorrow, Bernie.
-Yeah, Danny.

343
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,365
Fashionably late.

344
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:30,496
Well, l just thought you might be
fool enough to sit here until midnight.

345
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,503
Don't look at me like
the cat who just ate the canary,

346
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,715
because this is as far as this goes tonight.

347
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,017
Are you cold? Do you want a T-shirt?

348
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,145
l don't need anything.

349
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,817
Are you okay? l mean, did you...

350
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,194
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

351
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,946
Couldn't you tell?

352
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:10,119
Yeah. l mean, you know, girls
sometimes, it's...

353
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,831
l mean, guys... You know.

354
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:17,418
Yeah. We figure we'll just
keep you in the dark

355
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,587
and then that way
maybe you'll work a little harder.

356
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,340
-You're full of secrets, aren't you?
-lt's a conspiracy.

357
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,468
-l knew it. l knew it.
-Just to throw you off balance.

358
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,221
You wanna know something else?

359
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:33,976
We went out with, you know, older guys
in high school just to make you jealous.

360
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:37,980
l knew that, too. Okay, come on, what else?

361
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:44,111
Well, our girlfriends,
they're really lesbian lovers.

362
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,030
Every one of them.

363
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:50,242
You must hate us, l mean, as a race.
Don't you?

364
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,786
Yes, we do.

365
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,040
-Tell me one.
-What?

366
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,583
-A secret?
-Yeah.

367
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:01,670
l don't have any secrets.
l mean, what you see is what you get.

368
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,387
You going home?

369
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,267
l was stretching.
Do you want me to go home?

370
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:19,188
No, l... Well, do you want to?

371
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,357
Well, do you want me to stay?

372
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,819
l mean, l don't know
if it's such a good idea if l stay.

373
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,822
lt doesn't mean anything if you stay.

374
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,454
l'd like you to stay, if you want to.

375
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,170
Yeah. All right.

376
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,925
Yeah. Well, all right. l'll stay.

377
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:53,347
l am getting sick and tired
of you making fun of me.

378
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,550
What?

379
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,845
l like this place.

380
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,098
"Place"? Come on, this is a joint.

381
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,519
Look at the fixtures in here.

382
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,523
Everything in here. l mean, the Formica.
You can't even get this Formica anymore.

383
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,108
Everything in here is all art deco, isn't it?

384
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,445
Yeah, kind of.

385
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,533
Yo, Gus. How about a refill?

386
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,785
Yo, Danny, you know where the coffee is.

387
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,704
l've got a date l'm trying to impress here.

388
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,082
You shouldn't have brought her here, then.

389
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,209
ls this the way you talk
to all your customers?

390
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,835
All three of them.

391
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,386
l like this joint.

392
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,157
-You remember last night in bed?
-Yeah.

393
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:21,161
-You wanted to know something about me.
-Yeah.

394
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,915
l wanna own my own restaurant.

395
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:32,047
l mean, nothing fancy,
but a real first-class joint.

396
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,966
Danny's.

397
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:35,884
l know, who am l kidding?

398
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,720
l'm never gonna have
that kind of money, right?

399
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,264
Yeah, l guess it all falls apart right there.

400
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,557
No. l mean, you wouldn't believe

401
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,809
what you got to go through in this town
to get a liquor license.

402
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:46,770
-lt's an outrage.
-lt's a goddamn scandal.

403
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:50,691
Washed up at 24. lt's tragic.

404
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:54,069
You know what? You're all right.

405
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,878
lf you answer it, l'll kill you.

406
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:22,097
-Where the hell have you been?
-l'm sorry. l got hung up.

407
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,434
Steve called.

408
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,978
-What'd he say?
-What do you think he said?

409
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,022
He said, where the hell were you?

410
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,108
And what'd you tell him?

411
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:38,072
l told him that you have to wait 24 hours
before you file a missing person's report.

412
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,785
l just thought you were
in somebody's trunk or something.

413
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,958
-l was with Danny.
-You were with Danny.

414
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,171
l waited for you at the steam bath place.

415
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:59,468
Just sweating my ass off with a bunch
of fat women from the old country

416
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,804
who don't speak any English.

417
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,889
What was l supposed to do? Talk to myself?

418
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,934
-l'm sorry.
-"l'm sorry."

419
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:11,438
You know, it's the same old thing, Deborah.
lt's the same old crap.

420
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,232
You know, l bet in high school,
you were one of those girls

421
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,984
that just sort of dropped your friends
like a hot potato

422
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,778
whenever some guy would call.

423
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,280
-Who didn't?
-l didn't.

424
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:24,535
Of course, l didn't have
a whole lot of dates anyway.

425
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,705
-Don't pull that.
-lt's not fair. All right?

426
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,540
We have been friends for a long time

427
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,126
because we don't take
each other for granted.

428
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,462
l'm sorry.

429
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,132
l got hurt.

430
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:41,593
l guess l'm just a little too sensitive.

431
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,013
So, what's for breakfast?

432
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:48,308
Egg McMuffin,
corner of Broadway and Belmont.

433
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:57,401
-He was supposed to come today.
-But he didn't. He came a day earlier.

434
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,862
This is a big city.
You gotta expect that, Danny.

435
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,405
This is a business!

436
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,657
You know, what you did, you don't do that.

437
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,201
Hell, l'd like to spend a day with my kid.

438
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,954
You know, l'm sure Mrs. Lyons here
would like to spend a day with her family,

439
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,706
but we don't do that.

440
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,877
l don't know, Danny. l really don't know.
Let me ask you something.

441
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:16,670
Who do you think ought to get
the commission?

442
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,047
Hey, l spent three months
setting up this deal.

443
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:22,259
Who signed it? Me. Who put it to bed? Me.

444
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,303
lt always boils down
to the same thing, Danny.

445
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:25,971
Business is a game of inches.

446
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,598
Fine, if you don't think l deserve it,
l don't want it.

447
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,893
Hey, l didn't say that.
Look, l want you to have it.

448
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,104
You know, when you started to work here,
l said to you, "Welcome aboard."

449
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:38,776
And l meant it. All l'm trying to do is,
l'm just trying to show you a lesson.

450
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,911
l'll be just a couple more minutes, Dan.

451
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,706
-How did it go at work today?
-l caught hell.

452
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:57,461
Oh, God, another smoker.
Look, would you mind?

453
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,379
l'm sorry. You're eating.

454
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,341
l know what you mean.
My boss is mad at me, too.

455
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,051
l bet he was.

456
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:06,845
There.

457
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:10,474
l just added another seven minutes
to your life.

458
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,729
-lt's okay. l don't expect a thank you.
-Thank you.

459
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,995
So, worried much
about western civilization?

460
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,208
-Not particularly. Not tonight.
-lt's collapsing. Or hadn't you noticed?

461
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,794
l live in a pretty good neighborhood.

462
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,923
Sorry l kept you waiting.

463
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,342
We've gotta go.
Our movie starts in 1 0 minutes.

464
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,426
Okay.

465
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,681
-Do you want to come with us?
-Sure.

466
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,812
Well, just give me a minute to get ready.

467
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,576
So, tomorrow, are we going
to the auto show or what?

468
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:15,122
-l was thinking of calling Debbie.
-Seeing a lot of her, huh?

469
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,791
-How many times you call her this week?
-Twice.

470
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,503
Twice? You called her twice?

471
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:26,466
Dan, never call a broad more than
once a week. Never, ever, ever!

472
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,805
Look, he forgets to call one day,
it's no big deal.

473
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,849
Two days, it's an oversight.

474
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:37,060
Honey, he hasn't called you in three days.
He's sleeping with somebody else.

475
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,770
Hey, it's a free country.

476
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,356
Well, if he gives you a hard time,
all you have to do is just...

477
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,442
You know, l'll take care of Favio for you.

478
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,405
-That's what's-her-name.
-Debbie.

479
00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:49,489
Debbie, yeah.

480
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:50,616
Hi.

481
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,332
-Hi.
-Hi.

482
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,084
Well, we're sort of in the middle
of an issue here.

483
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,963
Now, listen, all l'm saying is
if he's gonna sleep over three nights a week,

484
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,840
then he can pay half the rent.

485
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:10,761
Yeah, but if l ask him to pay half the rent,

486
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:13,639
then that's like asking him
to move in with me.

487
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:17,184
All right, what is in it for you, Carrie?
l really don't get it.

488
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,353
Maybe she loves the guy.

489
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,605
Maybe l enjoy it.

490
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:24,608
Would you put up with a dog that
came home three nights a week?

491
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,860
l mean, what are we talking here?

492
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,279
Excuse me, guys,
l'm gonna go make a phone call.

493
00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:30,864
That was funny.

494
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:35,702
-Hi.
-Hi.

495
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:39,873
Hi.

496
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,212
Oh, God. l'm sorry. This is no good.

497
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:47,422
l'm sorry.

498
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:52,219
l don't think l can see you anymore.

499
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,972
And don't be offended because l like you.
And you know l do.

500
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,975
l think you're terrific. lt's just that...

501
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,310
Well, l'm...

502
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,188
l'm seeing someone else.

503
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:08,568
-Who?
-Nobody. l mean, you don't know him.

504
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,112
Okay.

505
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,365
Okay, if that's the way you want it.

506
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,867
See what happens
when people don't say, "l love you"?

507
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,454
You know, sometimes you can be
a real son of a bitch.

508
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:23,417
Come on. Come on, sweetie. Come on.

509
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,670
l thought we had something kind of special.

510
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:30,215
No. lt was kind of sleazy.

511
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,094
And now it's kind of over.

512
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,976
Just a minute.

513
00:33:50,069 --> 00:33:51,445
-Hi.
-Hi.

514
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,239
Are you okay? ls something the matter?

515
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:58,744
Nothing. Everything's great. l just was...

516
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,080
-Bye.
-Wait a minute.

517
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:08,003
l... l just wanted to let you know l was fine,
in case you're wondering.

518
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:11,715
And now l have, so good night.

519
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:16,261
l was going to call you,
and l should have called.

520
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:21,183
Look, don't try to make me feel better, okay?
l mean, l don't care if you call me.

521
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,517
ln fact, don't.

522
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,520
Look, just don't try
to make me feel better, okay?

523
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,022
Look, you want to come in?

524
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,984
Dan, l may be easy, but l'm not stupid.

525
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:35,072
Just for a minute. l missed you.

526
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:38,325
-Just for a minute.
-No. Absolutely not.

527
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,562
-You're so good.
-Yeah.

528
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:11,108
-You are. You're the best.
-l bet you say that to all your guys.

529
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,943
Yep, and they believe it.

530
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,281
God, l love you...

531
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,036
l love making love with you.

532
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,831
l love making love with you, too.

533
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:33,463
Are you getting serious?
l mean, she seemed like a hell of a girl.

534
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,133
l mean, what little l saw of her.
You know, not too this, not too that.

535
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,678
Very kind of... What?

536
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,599
Well, what the fuck?
You know, l only saw her for a minute.

537
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,936
l mean, first impressions of this kind
can often be misleading.

538
00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:53,191
-Does she give head?
-What?

539
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,403
To you. l'm saying,
does she give head to you?

540
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,616
Forget it.

541
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,043
Don't look at me like that.

542
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,298
Just get out of bed, you bum.

543
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,262
Debbie, l've been thinking.

544
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,514
For the last two months,
you've been running around town

545
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,976
with your undies in a paper bag, and l...

546
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,855
l think maybe you ought to have
a drawer over here.

547
00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:36,151
A drawer? A whole drawer?
l don't know, Dan.

548
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,155
That's a pretty big step.
l think you better think about this.

549
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,781
Take the drawer.

550
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,534
-Are you sure? You positive?
-Come on.

551
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,870
Okay, maybe just like a little small one
in the kitchen

552
00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:49,247
next to the utensils or something.

553
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,708
-ls that okay?
-Stop it.

554
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,211
Look at your divorce rate, Deborah.

555
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:58,089
Men and women are fighting
for their lives, you know.

556
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:01,843
You know, the sexes relate
in a very violent way. They do.

557
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,680
And we're the ones who end up
giving up so much of ourselves.

558
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:10,477
God. We lose so much along the way.

559
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,646
-Come on, disagree with me.
-l disagree with you.

560
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,899
lt is a dirty joke, Deborah,
the whole godforsaken business.

561
00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,818
-l disagree with you.
-You're right.

562
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,739
So, are you gonna drink
that soda water or what?

563
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:29,162
Perhaps l could have it.

564
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,999
l'm moving in with Danny.

565
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,837
l give you two months.

566
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,799
Wait. Wait!

567
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,345
All right. And what in the hell
do you think you're doing?

568
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,722
-What?
-Some of those are Joan's.

569
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,641
l'm sorry.
Here, do you want to separate them?

570
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,477
Well, they're not going
to separate themselves now, are they?

571
00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:57,107
No, l don't suppose they are.
Here. ls this your Shostakovich?

572
00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:01,111
lt is Shos-ta-ko-vich. And it's mine.

573
00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,406
Great. What are we going to do
about the television set?

574
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,492
-Why don't you keep it? l got a TV.
-Good for you.

575
00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:09,953
No, really, l insist on paying
for at least half of it.

576
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:13,915
-So why don't l write you a check?
-That's fine. l'll just pick it up next week.

577
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,377
When? Can you come by,
like, Tuesday night?

578
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:22,465
-Can Debbie come by on Tuesday night?
-That's funny. That's good.

579
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,885
Now if you could find it in your heart
to take this thing and shove it up your ass.

580
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,804
That is very telling.

581
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:32,142
l mean, on your instructions, l am supposed
to rend and torture myself anally.

582
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:35,186
ls that what you're into?
Does Deborah know about this?

583
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,106
-Look, you're moving out, so move out.
-She's moving out.

584
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:42,152
She's moving out. Well, move her out, then,
and the hell with you!

585
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:44,654
l hope you'll be very happy.

586
00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:46,489
Excuse me.

587
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,625
-You got it? Sure?
-l got it.

588
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,710
Okay. Fine.

589
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,672
l got it. l got it. l know.

590
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,138
That's it.

591
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:22,937
-Do you want a cup of tea?
-Tea? No, thanks. l'm a coffee drinker.

592
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,191
Come on, expand your horizons a little.

593
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,153
l got it.

594
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:34,824
-Hello.
-Danny?

595
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,327
Hi, it's Alex.

596
00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:38,745
Long time no see.

597
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,457
Yeah. Fine.

598
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,294
ls this a bad time?

599
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,089
No. No. No. l kind of met somebody.

600
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,799
So?

601
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,802
-So...
-Hey, listen, Dan.

602
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:57,472
You think my husband and kids
are replicants?

603
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,807
Hey, sweetheart, you know,
we all have to make sacrifices

604
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,434
in our personal relationships.

605
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,064
She's there.

606
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,485
Well, give her a kiss from me.

607
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:14,113
And, Dan, l'd like to leave you
with one final bit of advice.

608
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,658
l'm in the book.

609
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,580
To tell you the truth, we're living together.

610
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:25,625
Yeah, and... Her name's Debbie.

611
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:30,004
Thank you. l'll tell her.

612
00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:33,466
Same to you. Bye-bye.

613
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:38,972
Don't tell me. Your cousin?

614
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,016
Nah, that was my mom.

615
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:46,062
Mom disappointed you won't be
sleeping with her anymore?

616
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,857
lt was an old girlfriend.

617
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:52,860
But it's... l mean, it's history.

618
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,029
You heard me say it, right?

619
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:58,825
lt's okay.
l guess l'll just have to get used to it.

620
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:05,373
You know, what kind of tea is this?
'Cause it's actually pretty good.

621
00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:06,916
-l don't usually...
-What's going on here?

622
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,876
Do you not want me here?

623
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,921
Yeah, you're right. l don't.
l mean, we gave this our best shot,

624
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,132
and it didn't work out.
But what the hell? We tried, right?

625
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:16,217
l mean, this is nuts.

626
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,846
l mean, we talked about this once
for what, 1 0 minutes in bed?

627
00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:21,806
lt's not all that complicated.

628
00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:25,101
lt's already different.
l mean, this changes everything.

629
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,896
Things are gonna change a little bit.

630
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:33,359
Look, we're not Siamese twins.
We're not gonna be fused at the hip.

631
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,446
We're not talking about marriage, are we?

632
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,532
-No.
-Well, then, all right.

633
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,077
Look, you're gonna have your life
and your friends. l'm gonna have...

634
00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:47,081
You're always covered.
You always have just the right thing to say.

635
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:52,545
What, do you think my responses
are programed?

636
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:59,260
-You think l'm a replicant?
-Shit!

637
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:05,099
What do you think you're doing?
Give me that!

638
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,186
l'm sorry.

639
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,980
l made this in Girl Scouts.

640
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,401
lt's nice.

641
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,408
lt was for my hope chest.

642
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:26,996
Hey.

643
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,628
This is our place.

644
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,425
You're not an overnight guest anymore.

645
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:45,765
Danny. Danny. Heads up.

646
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,601
Who the hell is that?

647
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,104
That's Carmen. She works in shipping.

648
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:53,147
You see the look she just gave you?

649
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,942
You just know
she's not wearing no underpants.

650
00:44:56,568 --> 00:45:00,029
Here she comes. Hi. How are you?

651
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,240
Good to see you. This is Danny.

652
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,455
So, how's what's-her-name?

653
00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:10,581
-Debbie.
-Debbie.

654
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,542
-She's great.
-Yeah?

655
00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:16,504
What do you guys do?
What, go to the zoo? Go shopping?

656
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,924
You know, she looks very intellectual.

657
00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:22,385
-l mean, that's not always a bad thing.
-No.

658
00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:25,221
l mean, what the fuck?
A guy wants to get it on with a broad

659
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:28,266
on a more or less stable basis,
who's to say no, huh?

660
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:33,980
A lot of these broads, you know,
you just don't know. You know?

661
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:37,734
l mean, a young woman in today's society,
by the time she's 22, 23,

662
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,986
you don't know where the fuck she's been.

663
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,323
That's your business, right?

664
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:48,161
Hey, hey, you guys. Go out, have lunch.
We're gonna make you a lot of money.

665
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,582
Danny, l almost forgot.
l want you to shit-can the Sparrow.

666
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,417
-You mean the Swallow?
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.

667
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,294
Cut him off. No more credit.
The guy's two months behind.

668
00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:58,421
-No. He's a good guy...
-Danny, do me a favor, will you?

669
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,631
He's a loser. Cut him off!

670
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,512
David, pick up line two. lt's your mother.

671
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,223
You know, for 600 bucks,
l can have that guy put to sleep.

672
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,311
Please don't do this to me.
You're cutting my throat!

673
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:15,813
Christ, Danny, how many years
do we go back, huh?

674
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,441
l always paid. l never crapped out on you.

675
00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,234
l'll change the menu, Danny.

676
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:23,321
Look at me. Look me in the face, would you?

677
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,823
lt was my dad's place.

678
00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,784
Danny, l'm begging you.

679
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:30,578
ln front of God, in front of the family,
in front of my neighborhood,

680
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:34,165
l swear to you.
Danny, please, don't do this to me!

681
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:45,718
l'm sorry, honey.

682
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,180
lt's all right.

683
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,059
ls everything okay?

684
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,479
Sure.

685
00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:58,731
Are you sure?

686
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,234
Sure.

687
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,736
Are you okay?

688
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:06,030
Sure.

689
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,408
Okay.

690
00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:22,463
Dan?

691
00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:24,590
Dan, you up?

692
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,177
Are you sleeping?

693
00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,056
You asleep?

694
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,644
l can't sleep.

695
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:43,776
You sleeping? Did l wake you?

696
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:48,489
Dan?

697
00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:09,677
-Nose hair clippers.
-l didn't...

698
00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:13,723
-...know what...
-Nose hair.

699
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:16,642
l'm sorry. l shouldn't be...

700
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,145
l was snooping, and...

701
00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:24,150
-lt's okay.
-No, it's not right. lt's wrong.

702
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:28,154
lt's wrong that l don't know you very well.

703
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:32,116
l mean, l'm sneaking through your drawers
looking for pieces of l don't know what!

704
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,619
l'm sorry.

705
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:38,414
l just... This is wrong. Everything is wrong!

706
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,124
What? What's wrong?

707
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,627
l don't want to be your roommate anymore.

708
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,547
-What?
-l had a roommate.

709
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:52,845
l wanna be closer, you know?
l wanna be a couple.

710
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,932
-And l want...
-We can do that.

711
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:59,602
-l thought you said...
-l know what l said. l don't care what l said.

712
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,730
You know? l just want to know you better.

713
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:08,694
And when something's bothering you,
l want to know about it.

714
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,491
You know? Because it's my problem, too.

715
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,534
We can do that.

716
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:22,166
-l just don't want you to be unhappy.
-l'm not unhappy.

717
00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,336
l'm not.

718
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,904
l hope we didn't wake Mrs. Boelter.

719
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,741
We can hear her screaming at the dog.
l know she can hear us.

720
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,585
-Don't move.
-What?

721
00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:56,839
-You look so good in that light.
-What light?

722
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,216
The light coming through the window.

723
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,510
Get out of here.

724
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,224
God, you are so beautiful.

725
00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:09,643
Danny.

726
00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:12,146
You are.

727
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,153
l love you, Danny.

728
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,783
l love you, too.

729
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,300
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.

730
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:47,223
-Who said it first?
-l did.

731
00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:50,476
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.

732
00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:54,605
Was it before you came or after?

733
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:02,863
-Geez, that bathroom's so tiny.
-Was he home?

734
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:06,408
-What?
-When you called. Was he home?

735
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,913
No. That's okay. lt's sandwich night anyway.

736
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:15,376
-Sandwich night?
-Yeah.

737
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:20,881
Two nights a week, l cook.
Two nights a week, he cooks.

738
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:25,719
Two nights, we go out.
And then there's sandwich night.

739
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,306
You know, l bet your sex life is a real thrill.

740
00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:32,851
l mean, two nights a week, you're on top.
Two nights a week, he's on top.

741
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,521
So what is it that you do on sandwich night?

742
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:45,322
So, is this guy gonna marry you or what?

743
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:49,285
Are you insane?
We don't talk about marriage.

744
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,829
l mean, we don't talk about next week.

745
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:56,709
We just don't talk about things.

746
00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:03,716
There's just stuff like that. You know?

747
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:13,392
So, how about those Cubs, huh?

748
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,272
Hi, honey.

749
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,739
-ls something wrong?
-No, it's fine.

750
00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,702
Don't worry. You're not a daddy.

751
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:35,247
l'm not? Was l?

752
00:55:35,915 --> 00:55:38,876
No, no, no. l was late and l was worried,

753
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,505
so l just checked it out, and l'm not.
So relax.

754
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:46,842
l thought we were being
really careful about this.

755
00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:49,928
We were. l was. l am.

756
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:54,266
l was late and l was worried
that l was pregnant.

757
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:59,271
-But you're not.
-No, l'm not.

758
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,608
Okay.

759
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,027
Great.

760
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:16,330
-l'm sorry, honey.
-lt's no big deal.

761
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,793
You look sad.

762
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,795
l'm fine.

763
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:27,633
-Were you disappointed?
-No. No.

764
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:32,054
Honest to God, l didn't want to be pregnant.

765
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,140
l just, you know...

766
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,310
l was... l thought and...

767
00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:44,817
Well, maybe l am a little.

768
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:53,617
You know what you are, Martin?

769
00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:56,203
You're a 14-karat fuckup,
that's what you are.

770
00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:57,371
Something wrong?

771
00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,957
Goddamn smart mouth.
Jesus, you got a mouth!

772
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,793
You think people like that mouth?
You think customers like it?

773
00:57:02,877 --> 00:57:06,588
Mr. Big Shot. How come you didn't
cut off that dump on Canal Street?

774
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:07,881
Swallow?

775
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:11,677
l say "dump," he immediately
connects it with the Swallow.

776
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:15,013
-You know what a swallow is?
-Let me guess, it's a bird.

777
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,517
Yeah, it's a bird! A loser bird! A dodo!

778
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:20,436
Hey, that guy threw a hell
of a lot of business our way.

779
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,603
That's ancient history!

780
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:25,190
-l told you to freeze him up!
-For Christ's sake, the guy has got a family.

781
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,776
l got a family!
The whole country's full of families!

782
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:30,779
But business is business!
You cut the son of a bitch off!

783
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:33,073
-Fuck you!
-Fuck me? Fuck you!

784
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,701
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you, Martin!

785
00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,162
-Mr. Favio?
-Fuck you!

786
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,038
See you, boy.

787
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:45,836
-Good morning, Officer.
-Top of the morning to you.

788
00:57:46,337 --> 00:57:47,921
Hi, there...

789
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,882
Honey, l'll be home about 6:00.

790
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,925
And l'm gonna go by the store
on my way home.

791
00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:55,220
Would you like me
to pick you up some beer or something?

792
00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,933
Are you gonna be okay?

793
00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:03,979
l hate that son of a bitch.

794
00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:06,899
lf you don't want to go back to work,
don't go.

795
00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,859
Honey, it's what l do.

796
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:11,487
l have spent my life stuffing

797
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:14,114
more unneeded restaurant supplies
on the shelves

798
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:18,577
of more unneeded restaurants
than any other salesman in Chicago.

799
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:22,080
l didn't finish college.
l don't have a million bucks.

800
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:24,082
What am l gonna do?

801
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:28,003
Three times l've heard you say that
you wanted to open up your own restaurant.

802
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:29,713
How? With what?

803
00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:31,840
-You could go to a bank.
-Right.

804
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,676
-You could.
-Honey, it's complicated.

805
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,512
lt's not that complicated,

806
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:40,098
and l'm making plenty of money
to tide us over.

807
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,735
l'm sorry. l'm just trying to help.

808
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:00,827
Hey.

809
00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:04,540
-Favio wants you back.
-Did he say he was sorry?

810
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,458
What do you want, a fucking dozen roses?

811
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,460
l should have decked him.

812
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,796
You know, you're a lunatic.

813
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,216
You know that? Six more years,
you have profit sharing, you're rich,

814
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,218
you got Favio's job.

815
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:18,971
Yeah, and then l'm plugging Mrs. Lyons

816
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:21,223
and chewing the ass
of guys like you and me.

817
00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:24,726
Yeah, well, you didn't talk that shit
three months ago.

818
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:28,814
Come on. What is it?
ls she pushing you to get out?

819
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,816
What?

820
00:59:32,485 --> 00:59:36,363
-What did you say?
-l said, is she pushing you to get out?

821
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:38,282
-Who?
-The permanent piece at home.

822
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:40,742
-Bernie, don't start on her!
-Job isn't good enough for her, huh?

823
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:43,495
-What the fuck's your problem?
-What the fuck's your problem, man?

824
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,873
You don't go here, you don't go there.
You got no job!

825
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,293
You're as much fun as a stick.

826
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:53,130
l'd cut them off,
but, hey, it's your decision, man.

827
00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:56,216
l just wish you'd come back.

828
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:07,853
l miss you, man.

829
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:19,948
Hey, Dan!

830
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:21,867
Dan.

831
01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:26,747
Listen, l know you done
what you could, okay?

832
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:29,666
Thanks.

833
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,590
-Dan?
-ln here.

834
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,970
Hi, honey.
Are you gonna go play basketball?

835
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:43,305
Yes.

836
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,807
Well, before you leave,
can l show you this...

837
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:48,226
Honey, do you think
you could clean up some of this shit?

838
01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:50,812
Okay.

839
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:54,566
-Did you get a turkey for tomorrow?
-No, l got a ham.

840
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:59,321
You can't have a ham for Thanksgiving.
You gotta have a turkey.

841
01:00:59,405 --> 01:01:00,405
Well, there's only two of us,

842
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,866
unless you wanna be having
turkey sandwiches until Easter.

843
01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:05,202
l told Bernie we'd have a turkey.

844
01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:08,497
-You asked Bernie?
-Yeah, he's my friend.

845
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:10,707
-Well, then l'll ask Joan.
-Suit yourself.

846
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,377
No, l can't. lt'll be a nightmare.
They'll be at each other's throats.

847
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:16,880
-Then don't invite her.
-No, l will. She's my friend.

848
01:01:16,964 --> 01:01:18,590
Suit yourself.

849
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:23,929
Dan, l don't understand.
Did l do something wrong?

850
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,098
No, no.

851
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:31,978
l went back to work today
with my goddamn tail between my legs.

852
01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:34,773
Honey.

853
01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:41,154
-l'll leave you alone.
-Thank you.

854
01:02:19,193 --> 01:02:22,404
Look, l don't care what you did
or who you were with,

855
01:02:22,488 --> 01:02:23,864
or what the hell time you came in.

856
01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:27,075
l would've just appreciated a phone call
and maybe a little help today.

857
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,535
Come on, l'm helping you.

858
01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:32,497
-And l'm hung way over. So shoot me.
-Don't tempt me, please.

859
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,499
Besides, they're not gonna be able
to eat all of this.

860
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:38,086
You shouldn't put yourself out
on Bernie's account.

861
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,422
lt's for Joan, too. My friend.

862
01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,674
Could you please put the cranberry sauce
in that dish?

863
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,635
All of these airs and graces are for Joan.

864
01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:48,388
No, it's for both of them.

865
01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:52,434
At least Joan's used to sitting down
while she eats.

866
01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:55,771
Yeah, yeah, she's a real lady, that one.

867
01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,773
Look, you want me to make Bernie
feel right at home?

868
01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:01,651
l'll serve him a fistful of white bread
and a hunk of Velveeta, okay?

869
01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:06,448
Hey, he is a better human being than
that bitch on wheels you've got for a friend.

870
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:09,075
You know, she's been trying
to sabotage us from day one.

871
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,162
And Bernie's been really
full of comfort and support.

872
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:15,999
He hates my guts, and l'm busting my ass
cooking this seven-course meal for him.

873
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,793
l did all the hard stuff.

874
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,128
-You did not!
-l did, too.

875
01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:23,131
-Danny, please! You did not!
-l did, too!

876
01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:25,801
l made the mashed potatoes.
l made the stuffing.

877
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,636
l did the salad. You cooked the turkey.

878
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,515
You son of a bitch!
l did all the shopping, all the preparation.

879
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:34,226
l mean, look at this goddamn spread!

880
01:03:44,278 --> 01:03:45,987
-Joanie!
-Hi.

881
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:51,159
God, she looks great.
And she baked us a pie. That's terrific.

882
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:56,289
Your vulgarian friend is downstairs
denting innocent people's fenders.

883
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,086
Yo, Litko!

884
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:06,633
Nice feed.

885
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:13,265
You know, Dan, you got a terrific little
homemaker there. You know that?

886
01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:20,689
And there goes the gun
ending the first half of this...

887
01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:23,024
Hey. Guess who's been asking about you
down at shipping?

888
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:24,317
-Carmen?
-Carmen.

889
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,569
-Yeah, what did she say?
-Yeah.

890
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:28,113
Come on, man, l can't tell you.
You're practically a married man.

891
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,698
Come on, what did she say?

892
01:04:29,782 --> 01:04:34,953
Basically, she has this desire
to grab yourjoint! She wants your...

893
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,038
Shut up. Touchdown!

894
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:40,125
Touchdown! No, no, no. Touch! Touchdown!

895
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:46,631
Well, it's official. l've become my mother.

896
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:50,427
-So, did he help at all?
-Hardly. l hate this spoon.

897
01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:53,430
So, let me tell you about Gary.

898
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:59,269
He's tall. He's nice to me.

899
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:02,147
He's intelligent,

900
01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:05,692
and he doesn't make me sleep
in the wet spot.

901
01:05:05,776 --> 01:05:07,819
lt's a trick. l bet he's a shit.

902
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:11,990
No, really, l think that he is truly concerned
with my happiness.

903
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:14,492
Good. Then he'll be a big help next year

904
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:17,245
when we all come to your house
for Thanksgiving.

905
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:20,707
Well, now, he's already asked me out
for New Year's.

906
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:24,544
And did l mention that he is a lawyer?
Nothing.

907
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,088
l have to meet him at Yvette's
in a half an hour,

908
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:30,050
so what do you say we smoke this now?

909
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:35,722
God, l haven't been stoned in ages.

910
01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:38,516
He doesn't like to smoke.

911
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:43,104
That's probably why l haven't been stoned.
Good, Deb.

912
01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:56,493
Do l seem different to you?

913
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:03,458
All l'm saying is that maid service
is not included in the package.

914
01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:07,128
And if you want to put on
this little domestic show in the future,

915
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:10,006
be ready to handle the weight, okay?

916
01:06:11,592 --> 01:06:13,301
-Okay?
-Okay.

917
01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,178
l should have, but l didn't.

918
01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:17,806
But l'm not always gonna do what you want,
when you want,

919
01:06:17,890 --> 01:06:20,183
according to your grand plan
of the way things should be.

920
01:06:20,267 --> 01:06:24,479
-l don't have any grand plan.
-Who invented sandwich night?

921
01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:27,774
That has nothing to do with this.
All l'm asking for is a little help.

922
01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:29,526
Yeah, because you tried
to turn this nice dinner

923
01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:32,445
into a goddamn Norman Rockwell painting.

924
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,157
Would you please not put this on
the counter? You see this black stuff?

925
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:39,327
This gets in the little cracks in the porcelain,
and then l get it on my fingers.

926
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:40,829
l'll make an effort.

927
01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:44,708
And would you make an effort to please
put these wrappers in the trashcan?

928
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,001
Or why don't you just flush them?

929
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:48,003
-What?
-Flush them!

930
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,213
You want me to waste eight gallons of water

931
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,007
so that you don't have to look at
a piece of paper

932
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:53,842
with the word "Tampax" written on it?

933
01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:56,386
You didn't even say "Tampax."
You had to say "those wrappers."

934
01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:57,595
Does it offend you that much?

935
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,307
No, l just want you to hit the trashcan
or the toilet, not the floor.

936
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:03,351
Fine. l'll work on my dunk shot.

937
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,937
What l'm trying to say to you
is you don't need a lot of this shit.

938
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,856
l think you look pretty the way you are.

939
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:12,027
No. You look great just the way you are.
Some of us have to work at it.

940
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,029
Why do you wear all this stuff?

941
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:16,114
-To impress your boss?
-No.

942
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:20,869
You know that Bernie says
Joan says you go out with him.

943
01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:24,039
l used to go out with him.
lt's no big secret, for God's sake.

944
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,541
lt's no big secret?
Then how come l didn't know about it?

945
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:27,876
Well, maybe you never asked.

946
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:32,130
-Okay, l'm asking. Did you sleep with him?
-No, Dan, we were bowling partners.

947
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:35,550
So you fucked him
and you see him every goddamn day?

948
01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:39,387
-That's just fucking great!
-Hey, you know that l'm not sleeping around!

949
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,764
And if that's what you wanna do,

950
01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:43,141
then why don't you have the balls
to just come out and say it?

951
01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:45,101
Hey! Hey!

952
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:48,146
-Where are you going?
-l'm not staying here.

953
01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,732
No, you stay here. l'll leave.

954
01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:52,567
Don't be ridiculous. You live here.

955
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:55,320
We live here! We live here!

956
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,324
Debbie!

957
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:14,297
He is not worth it, you know?

958
01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:18,176
-l hate that number they play.
-Establishing dominance?

959
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:22,764
l feel like a fire hydrant
that's been pissed on.

960
01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,265
Well, maybe it's job-related.

961
01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,267
l mean, the man does sell toilet paper
for a living.

962
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,354
-Joan, please. Don't.
-All right, all right.

963
01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:34,442
l just... l just don't know what l'm doing.

964
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:40,657
l feel like we're a couple of kids
playing house.

965
01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:45,328
l mean, what's it supposed to be like?

966
01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:48,957
Look, holidays...
Holidays are hard on some guys.

967
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:54,963
That's not it. l used the big "L" word.

968
01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:58,508
You see?
You tell someone that you love them,

969
01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:00,927
and all you get is a headache.

970
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:05,140
-What's going on?
-l have someone l want you to meet.

971
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,060
-Deborah?
-Yeah. Gary.

972
01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:13,231
Pleased to meet you. Excuse the attire.

973
01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:16,609
She's had a blowout with her boyfriend.

974
01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:21,156
Hey, guys can be real assholes sometimes.

975
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:25,702
Why don't you get a good night's sleep,
and it'll all get fixed up in the morning.

976
01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:27,537
He'll come around.

977
01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:31,082
And if he doesn't,
you can always move back in here.

978
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:22,008
"And then an angel of the Lord
descended upon the Virgin Mary..."

979
01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:24,093
What's "descended"?

980
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,139
Came down from out of the sky.

981
01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:34,729
"And then an angel of the Lord
descended upon the Virgin Mary..."

982
01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:36,522
What's a virgin?

983
01:10:39,985 --> 01:10:44,656
A virgin is someone who has never had sex.

984
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,699
What's sex?

985
01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:53,289
Sex?
Sex is how men and women make babies.

986
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:55,792
Are you a virgin?

987
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,086
No.

988
01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,338
So, you have a baby?

989
01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:03,549
No.

990
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:08,263
Men and women who don't want babies
also have sex.

991
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:11,849
-What for?
-For about 1 0 or 1 5 minutes.

992
01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:15,311
"And then an angel of the Lord..."

993
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:20,358
And Santa Claus
came down the chimney and...

994
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:25,029
Dan! Dan, hold on a second!
l'll be right back, all right?

995
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:29,951
Dan, Dan, come here.
l got this broad that's dying to meet you.

996
01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,786
Come here, come here.

997
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:35,039
This is Carmen. This is Danny.

998
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,710
-Hi, Danny.
-Hi.

999
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:43,673
Bernie says you might want
to go out dancing later on. Like, what time?

1000
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:48,803
l'm sorry.
l'm gonna have to take a rain check tonight.

1001
01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:52,557
Wait, wait right here. Dan. Dan!

1002
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:54,726
Come on, come dancing. Come dance,

1003
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:57,061
and we'll go over to my place,
have a little party.

1004
01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:59,105
Play "spin the pickle." Come on.

1005
01:11:59,189 --> 01:12:02,358
Bernie, l can't.
There's been tension at home.

1006
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,862
l'm sorry about that, Dan.

1007
01:12:05,946 --> 01:12:09,741
But this Carmen's a sure thing.
She's hot, hot, hot.

1008
01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:12,744
She'll grab yourjoint on the dance floor.

1009
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,580
Merry Christmas, Bernie.

1010
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,709
Yeah. Merry Christmas, Danny.

1011
01:12:20,919 --> 01:12:23,629
Alan, my friend. Alan, how are you?

1012
01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:31,054
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Would you hold this for me, please?

1013
01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:32,472
-l'll just set it on your desk.
-All right.

1014
01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:33,973
Thank you.

1015
01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,443
Hey there.

1016
01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:50,239
-Don't you ever think about me anymore?
-Sure.

1017
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:54,202
What we had was pretty good, wasn't it?

1018
01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:57,622
lt was fine.

1019
01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:01,876
Do you remember last year's party,
what we did when we came in here?

1020
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,711
Steve, don't. Just... Just turn on the light.

1021
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,214
l had to stuff a mitten in your mouth
to keep you from laughing.

1022
01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:08,007
God damn it, Steve!

1023
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,968
-What?
-Look, there's somebody else now.

1024
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,929
Well, you're not married. l don't see a ring.

1025
01:13:13,013 --> 01:13:16,766
l don't need a ring!
l don't need a ring, you asshole.

1026
01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:21,312
Look at me. Don't l look different?
l mean, l'm in love. Can't you tell?

1027
01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:24,399
l mean, this has never
happened to me before.

1028
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:29,112
l want to have 1 0 kids with this guy.
l mean, Jesus, doesn't it show?

1029
01:13:31,031 --> 01:13:32,782
Does he love you?

1030
01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,828
l don't know.

1031
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,999
Thanks.

1032
01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:44,335
Good luck.

1033
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,173
-Here you go.
-Hi, honey.

1034
01:13:51,385 --> 01:13:54,679
This is my boss, Steve. This is Dan.

1035
01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:56,097
-Hey, come on, take it easy!
-Dan!

1036
01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:59,434
Take it easy. lt's all right. lt's all right.

1037
01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:01,018
Take it easy.

1038
01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:37,823
This is great, hon. Lots of fun.

1039
01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:41,494
-Here, let me get that for you.
-Thank you.

1040
01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:46,040
-You look very elegant in that suit.
-Thank you. My girlfriend picked it out.

1041
01:15:46,124 --> 01:15:48,125
-She did?
-Yes.

1042
01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:59,762
To you, to me, to us,
and to a happy new year.

1043
01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,694
Do you like it?

1044
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,697
l used pecans in the dressing.

1045
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:19,699
Pecans.

1046
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,167
-Hello?
-Hello, Danny? This is Bernie.

1047
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:34,005
Are you with your girl?
Get your ass down to Mother's now.

1048
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:40,845
-Bernie?
-What's left of him. He's at Mother's.

1049
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:45,850
-Everybody's at Mother's.
-Yeah.

1050
01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:03,242
-Let's go.
-Are you sure?

1051
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,204
Yeah.

1052
01:17:15,547 --> 01:17:19,133
-Yo, Danny, over here!
-Hey, Litko!

1053
01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:21,385
Danny, come here. Hey, man!

1054
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:24,138
Happy New Year. l've been waiting for you.

1055
01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:25,222
-Hi, Deb.
-Hi.

1056
01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:27,433
This is Crystal. l wanna show you
this bit that we've been doing.

1057
01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:29,226
-Watch this.
-Bernie, no!

1058
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,979
Come on, come on.
l'm not gonna let go till you do it. Watch.

1059
01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:39,445
-lt gets old if you do it too much.
-Yeah, yeah, right.

1060
01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:41,280
Debbie, this is Crystal.
Crystal, this is Debbie.

1061
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,448
-Hi.
-Show her your tattoo.

1062
01:17:42,532 --> 01:17:44,575
-Danny, come on, let's get a drink.
-Okay, okay.

1063
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,994
Okay, l'm gonna be the Refrigerator.
You be Payton.

1064
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,372
Come on! Come on!

1065
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:51,415
Danny, dance with me.

1066
01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:56,379
Hey, Deb!

1067
01:18:01,593 --> 01:18:04,178
-You look great.
-So do you.

1068
01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:06,764
Hi.

1069
01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,236
Yeah!

1070
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:27,243
-So, let's go.
-What?

1071
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:44,635
God, l bet you're terrific.

1072
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,722
And l know l am.

1073
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:50,099
You know, maybe someday we'll find out.

1074
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:53,144
One, two, three. Drop it!

1075
01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,730
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Now! Now!

1076
01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:01,652
Hi.

1077
01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:06,449
Hi, good to see you again.
l've been waiting all night to see you.

1078
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:10,411
-How about now?
-Right here? No.

1079
01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,705
-Yeah, right here and now.
-Well... Yeah, l...

1080
01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,501
-Look, l couldn't tell you.
-What?

1081
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,336
l just couldn't tell you before.

1082
01:19:19,504 --> 01:19:23,674
-Just one little kiss.
-A New Year's kiss? One New Year's kiss?

1083
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,011
Okay, one New Year's kiss.

1084
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:37,438
-What?
-Joan, please. Please. Now, calm down!

1085
01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,106
-Joan, please! l care about you.
-Get away from me!

1086
01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:40,274
-l don't wanna lose you!
-Let me get by!

1087
01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:41,567
-Get away from me!
-Please, Joan. Listen...

1088
01:19:41,651 --> 01:19:44,528
-You are a son of a bitch!
-Joan, please! Joan, please.

1089
01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:48,032
Get away from me. You stay away from me.

1090
01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,743
-Let me through!
-Joan.

1091
01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:58,876
Joan. What's wrong?

1092
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,546
-What happened?
-What the hell do you care?

1093
01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,882
l care a lot. l'm sorry.

1094
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:08,552
-l haven't been a very good friend lately.
-Very perceptive.

1095
01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:12,681
-What? Will you just let me in? Please...
-Nothing! Will you just leave me alone?

1096
01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,726
-Just give us a minute, okay?
-l am such a fool.

1097
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:20,231
Tell me. Tell me what's going on.
l'm your best friend.

1098
01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:23,400
He's going back with his wife.

1099
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:27,571
-l didn't even know he was married.
-Neither did l.

1100
01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:33,536
Come here.

1101
01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,747
Honey.

1102
01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:40,751
Go, go, go! Come on, chug it!
Chug it, Bernie! Chug, chug!

1103
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,337
-l can't drink any more champagne.
-You win.

1104
01:20:43,421 --> 01:20:44,755
-l won. l won.
-Danny!

1105
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,924
-l cannot...
-Danny! Danny.

1106
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,843
-What?
-l'm gonna take Joan home.

1107
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:52,388
-lt's almost midnight.
-Look, she's really a mess.

1108
01:20:52,472 --> 01:20:54,723
She does this every goddamn time.

1109
01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:56,934
She falls apart, so you gotta take care of her.

1110
01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:58,853
Gary just dumped her.

1111
01:20:58,937 --> 01:21:03,065
Proving to herself, once again,
that all men are selfish bastards.

1112
01:21:03,149 --> 01:21:04,149
That's not fair.

1113
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:07,444
Hey, that broad don't know thing one
about keeping a guy happy.

1114
01:21:07,529 --> 01:21:10,322
l mean, l'm surprised the guy
didn't leave skid marks.

1115
01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:13,367
-Honey, why don't you put her in a cab?
-Because it's New Year's Eve.

1116
01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:18,122
You know what? Give the cabbie 50 bucks
and maybe she'll get a New Year's pop.

1117
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:20,833
Sometimes you're funny.
Sometimes you're just slime!

1118
01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,626
Don't you see a pattern here?

1119
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,755
She sets him up, she puts her hooks in him,
and he tries for daylight,

1120
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,383
and he's a bad guy, he's the asshole.

1121
01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:31,760
No. You're the asshole!

1122
01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:35,973
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1123
01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:38,392
-Wait a minute. Danny, come here!
-Come back here!

1124
01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,645
Hey! Hey!
What the hell was that all about back there?

1125
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:43,522
Look, she's in trouble. She needs me.

1126
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:47,526
-What kind of answer is that? l need you.
-For what? To help you have a good time?

1127
01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:51,113
A good time. When was the last time
we had a good time?

1128
01:21:51,197 --> 01:21:52,698
Dan, just go back to your friends in the bar.

1129
01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:55,743
The hooks are out.
You better run for daylight.

1130
01:21:55,827 --> 01:21:58,078
Come back! Debbie!

1131
01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:01,832
That's... That's great! Well, Happy New Year!

1132
01:22:14,804 --> 01:22:16,805
-Dan?
-ln here.

1133
01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,619
l'm sorry. lt's just not working out, is it?

1134
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,373
Here we go.

1135
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:48,629
-Just say it, Dan.
-What?

1136
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,592
Just say what you're gonna say.

1137
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,483
l think one of us should move out.

1138
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,573
l do, too.

1139
01:23:19,285 --> 01:23:22,871
-l'm sorry.
-What?

1140
01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:27,376
-l said l'm sorry.
-For what? What are you sorry for?

1141
01:23:29,754 --> 01:23:32,548
l'm sorry that it didn't work out.

1142
01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:36,135
l need some time.

1143
01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:39,263
What? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

1144
01:23:40,181 --> 01:23:43,559
You know, you started out real strong,
and now you're finishing like a wimp.

1145
01:23:43,643 --> 01:23:45,769
Why didn't you just quit
while you were ahead?

1146
01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:50,274
-Yeah, that's what l'm trying to do.
-Good. Let's see your face on that one.

1147
01:23:53,611 --> 01:23:55,195
Do you mind?

1148
01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:59,783
Good. Because l think
we've been in the dark long enough.

1149
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:15,090
l know why l'm leaving.
What's your story? What killed it for you?

1150
01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:19,720
The radical change in your lifestyle?
Decided you wanted to travel light?

1151
01:24:19,804 --> 01:24:21,305
Come on, Debbie.

1152
01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:24,391
Or is it just that you were afraid
that somebody better might come along

1153
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:25,893
and you would be stuck with me?

1154
01:24:25,977 --> 01:24:27,686
Look, why can't you just see this
for what it is?

1155
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:31,732
-And what is it?
-What it is. Nothing more, nothing less.

1156
01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:35,110
What, two people committed to screwing
until they get sick of each other?

1157
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:37,112
That's so great. That's really special.

1158
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:41,492
Look, l don't want marriage.
l don't want kids.

1159
01:24:42,994 --> 01:24:45,454
l don't want to be tied down.

1160
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:51,335
l'm not happy.

1161
01:24:52,545 --> 01:24:54,671
l don't

1162
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,716
love you anymore.

1163
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:05,974
Fine.

1164
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:09,812
l'm gone. lt's done.

1165
01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:14,274
And you can go back to doing
whatever you want to do,

1166
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:18,946
with whoever you want to do it with,
in whatever orifice you want to do it in.

1167
01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:21,406
Hey, you leave here knowing one thing.

1168
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:24,618
l never fooled around. Not once!

1169
01:25:24,702 --> 01:25:28,413
Well, let's just give the boy a medal.
Forgive me.

1170
01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:31,875
l didn't realize it was such a sacrifice!

1171
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,803
Are you okay?

1172
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,389
Can you make arrangements
not to be here tomorrow

1173
01:26:27,473 --> 01:26:30,559
so that l can pick up the rest of my things?

1174
01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:39,943
God, honey, l hope you find him someday.

1175
01:27:14,687 --> 01:27:17,022
l told you you'd be back on your feet
in a couple of weeks.

1176
01:27:17,106 --> 01:27:19,691
-You know what? l like women.
-Yeah.

1177
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,944
l like all kinds of women.

1178
01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:25,405
But l especially like women l don't know

1179
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:27,574
-very well!
-Very well!

1180
01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:30,285
He's back! He's happening!

1181
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:40,754
This... This is the place. This is the place.

1182
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,048
Tonight we ride!

1183
01:27:43,132 --> 01:27:48,220
Bartender, a bottle of your best cognac
and fresh horses for the men!

1184
01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:53,058
You know,
l have a little confession to make.

1185
01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:55,018
Well, actually, when lra first told me

1186
01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:58,230
that he was gonna be fixing me up
with Joan's best friend,

1187
01:27:58,314 --> 01:28:01,233
well, l was a tad apprehensive. l mean...

1188
01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:04,945
You know how bloody awful
these things can be, right?

1189
01:28:05,029 --> 01:28:07,531
Well, l was not the least bit prepared for her

1190
01:28:07,615 --> 01:28:10,617
to be such a charming
and delightful creature.

1191
01:28:10,702 --> 01:28:12,619
Thank you. You're very sweet.

1192
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,955
And that accent.

1193
01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:18,166
Couldn't you just listen to him
all night long?

1194
01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:23,213
Colin's too bashful to mention it,
but he happens to be a wiz at card tricks.

1195
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,425
God, lra, don't put me on the spot like that.

1196
01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:30,429
Those are exquisite earrings you have there.

1197
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:33,473
Where did this come from?

1198
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:36,893
Did you know that was up there
when you left the house this evening?

1199
01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:50,240
l'm going home.

1200
01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:53,910
-Good night, Danny.
-Good night.

1201
01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:09,176
Good morning to you
Good morning to you

1202
01:29:09,260 --> 01:29:11,803
God. l had such a wonderful time
last night, didn't you?

1203
01:29:11,888 --> 01:29:15,265
l knew you would. You were so good.
l've got breakfast in the oven.

1204
01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:17,642
l made a soufflé. l hope you like soufflés.

1205
01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:19,478
And l talked to my mother,

1206
01:29:19,562 --> 01:29:21,938
and she said that
she would have us for dinner...

1207
01:29:32,283 --> 01:29:36,745
You know...

1208
01:29:53,554 --> 01:29:55,806
Are we doing it here because it's exotic,

1209
01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:59,101
or are you having your place
bombed for roaches?

1210
01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,777
Do you live around here?

1211
01:30:08,861 --> 01:30:11,321
Yeah? What do you say we go over there?

1212
01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:26,962
-l'm sorry.
-Are you going in?

1213
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,799
l really like you a lot.

1214
01:30:41,769 --> 01:30:44,104
-l can't do this.
-What?

1215
01:30:44,188 --> 01:30:48,817
l have my eyes closed,
and l'm thinking you're somebody else.

1216
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:52,362
l'm really sorry.

1217
01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:55,615
What am l gonna do?

1218
01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:59,578
Wait! You didn't close?

1219
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,373
ls that what you're telling me?
You didn't close?

1220
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,792
You leave a classy chick like that
just hanging?

1221
01:31:05,877 --> 01:31:07,377
l don't know.

1222
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:12,174
Tits and ass! Tits and ass! Tits and ass!
Tits and ass! Tits and ass!

1223
01:31:12,341 --> 01:31:15,218
Bloody blue, bloody blue,
bloody blue, bloody blue.

1224
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:20,140
-l don't know.
-So don't know!

1225
01:31:20,224 --> 01:31:22,726
So, what, are you gonna sell your birthright
for a little bit of puss?

1226
01:31:22,810 --> 01:31:24,936
-Hey, you better back off!
-Hey, l'm backed.

1227
01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:27,314
You back off 'cause she was the best thing
that ever happened to me!

1228
01:31:27,398 --> 01:31:30,650
-She was the best fuck you ever had, man!
-And l fucked it completely! Why is that?

1229
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,694
-Because you're thinking with your dick!
-She was perfect!

1230
01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:34,196
-No, l loved her!
-Perfect shit, man!

1231
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:37,407
l love her! Don't you understand?
l still love her!

1232
01:31:39,243 --> 01:31:42,704
Yeah, l understand.

1233
01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:47,292
l understand, Dan. l do.

1234
01:31:47,376 --> 01:31:50,086
You know, this babe last night, now,

1235
01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:53,423
you got her number or what?

1236
01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,344
-Christ, you got problems.
-Dan!

1237
01:31:58,471 --> 01:32:02,098
Dan! Don't ever lose
your sense of humor, Dan!

1238
01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:05,644
Don't ever lose your sense of humor!

1239
01:32:21,577 --> 01:32:25,080
-Hello?
-Hey, stranger. How's it going?

1240
01:32:28,084 --> 01:32:31,378
Boy, we have a bad connection.
l can barely hear you.

1241
01:32:31,462 --> 01:32:33,838
Maybe we better talk over lunch.

1242
01:32:33,923 --> 01:32:37,884
-You're serious?
-Yeah, l am. Can you hang on for a second?

1243
01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:44,182
l'm sorry.

1244
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,562
l don't know what l was trying to figure out.

1245
01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:51,648
These last couple weeks
have been miserable.

1246
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:55,860
l can't stand going out.
l can't stand being at home

1247
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:58,196
because it reminds me of you.

1248
01:32:59,490 --> 01:33:00,615
l can't work.

1249
01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:04,536
Everything is falling apart,
because l miss you.

1250
01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:08,290
l need to see you again.

1251
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,293
All right. l'll send you a picture.

1252
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:17,173
Debbie, please. Come on, l...
lf you just give me one more chance...

1253
01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:22,679
Dan, l don't want you ever
to bother me again, okay?

1254
01:33:50,583 --> 01:33:52,042
Nice legs.

1255
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,673
Hey, are you sure you want to be here?

1256
01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,842
lt's St. Patrick's Day.

1257
01:34:02,970 --> 01:34:06,097
So, guess who l bumped into
at the supermarket?

1258
01:34:06,682 --> 01:34:08,224
St. Patrick?

1259
01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:11,061
l see we took our happy pill today.

1260
01:34:11,604 --> 01:34:12,896
Danny.

1261
01:34:13,731 --> 01:34:18,443
He said hello to me. Naturally, l ignored him.
So guess what he does?

1262
01:34:18,527 --> 01:34:23,073
He starts screaming at the top of his lungs,
"Hello! Hello!"

1263
01:34:23,616 --> 01:34:28,453
Like a lunatic. l got the hell out of there.
l am sorry. That guy is a maniac.

1264
01:34:30,581 --> 01:34:34,918
You don't suppose that he was,
like, hitting on me, do you?

1265
01:34:35,836 --> 01:34:39,297
No. l mean, to get back at you,
that sort of thing.

1266
01:34:40,049 --> 01:34:41,925
Speak of the devil.

1267
01:34:46,847 --> 01:34:48,598
Would you stop following me around?

1268
01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:50,475
l don't wanna have to start drinking
in the suburbs.

1269
01:34:50,559 --> 01:34:53,728
-l love you.
-Let's not get corny, please.

1270
01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:57,607
-l love you.
-l'm going home.

1271
01:34:58,234 --> 01:34:59,651
Deb. Wait.

1272
01:35:03,447 --> 01:35:05,532
Just get away from me
or l'm gonna call the cops!

1273
01:35:05,616 --> 01:35:07,242
l love you!

1274
01:35:07,326 --> 01:35:09,202
Five months we were together,
and you couldn't say it!

1275
01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:12,372
-So just knock it off!
-l said it! l did say it!

1276
01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:16,668
-Once. Once, but you didn't even mean it!
-l did mean it! l love you!

1277
01:35:16,752 --> 01:35:19,087
-lt'll pass.
-No, it won't!

1278
01:35:19,171 --> 01:35:22,882
-l miss you. l miss what we had.
-We had nothing.

1279
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:25,635
That's not true. lt was the best.

1280
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,554
We had nothing.

1281
01:35:27,638 --> 01:35:31,391
-We had good sex.
-Don't say that.

1282
01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:34,102
l love you.

1283
01:35:34,937 --> 01:35:38,398
Bullshit. You don't know what love is.

1284
01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:41,151
You've gotten everything
that you've always wanted.

1285
01:35:41,235 --> 01:35:42,610
And now you feel sorry for yourself

1286
01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:44,988
because there's something you want,
and you can't have it.

1287
01:35:45,072 --> 01:35:49,409
But you had it. l gave you love.
But you asked me to leave, and l left.

1288
01:35:49,493 --> 01:35:53,037
Debbie, let's talk about it.
Can't we have a cup of coffee?

1289
01:35:53,122 --> 01:35:57,375
Dan, it's taken me a long time
to get over this.

1290
01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:00,003
And it was so hard, but l did it.

1291
01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:02,881
-Please? Please?
-Dan.

1292
01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:06,301
Get on with your life. lt's over.

1293
01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:25,964
Mr. Martin, so nice of you to show up.
The prince of the plates is here, Litko.

1294
01:37:26,048 --> 01:37:28,842
-lsn't that great? Welcome.
-How are you?

1295
01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:45,316
Hey, Vic, come on, guy,
where are you going?

1296
01:37:45,401 --> 01:37:47,986
This is the way out. Come on.
We're gonna get you home, guy.

1297
01:37:48,070 --> 01:37:50,488
Stevie, get him a cab, huh?

1298
01:37:50,573 --> 01:37:54,367
-Give me a gin and tonic.
-Last call was a half-hour ago.

1299
01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:56,911
Give me a gin and tonic, or l will kill you.

1300
01:37:56,996 --> 01:37:58,454
Just one.

1301
01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:05,587
You know, l've been wanting to do this
my whole life.

1302
01:38:05,671 --> 01:38:09,132
l'd like to buy the house
a round of drinks, Mother.

1303
01:38:09,216 --> 01:38:14,012
To think l didn't think that you didn't
have a decent bone in your entire body.

1304
01:38:14,096 --> 01:38:15,722
Hey, you wanna leave my bone out of this?

1305
01:38:15,806 --> 01:38:18,057
-You are a filthy scumbag.
-Thank you.

1306
01:38:18,142 --> 01:38:20,685
And you dress for shit.
Who dresses you in the morning?

1307
01:38:20,769 --> 01:38:22,729
Here you go, guys.

1308
01:38:22,813 --> 01:38:25,982
A toast to Danny and Debbie.

1309
01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:34,782
-Well, they're better off anyway.
-Fucking A.

1310
01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,201
-l mean, she's happy, right?
-Ecstatic.

1311
01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:38,912
Well, so is he.

1312
01:38:40,331 --> 01:38:42,874
l'll bet you she starts
banging her boss again.

1313
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:45,251
l bet he catches a disease.

1314
01:38:46,712 --> 01:38:48,338
You know what, Joan?

1315
01:38:48,422 --> 01:38:51,966
lf you didn't have a pussy, there'd be
a bounty on your head. You know that?

1316
01:38:52,051 --> 01:38:57,889
And you are a psychopathic, schizophrenic,
maladjusted, social misfit

1317
01:38:57,973 --> 01:39:02,435
who is clearly in the middle
of a very deep homosexual panic.

1318
01:39:02,519 --> 01:39:04,270
Yeah, yeah, right.

1319
01:39:05,356 --> 01:39:07,732
So, you want to dance or what?

1320
01:40:02,413 --> 01:40:05,748
-Yo, check this.
-l love it.

1321
01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:09,252
To you, this is culture. To me, it's soda pop.

1322
01:40:11,547 --> 01:40:16,009
You know, everyone said you were dead.
They said, "Dan is dead."

1323
01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:19,721
l said, "No, no, no. He was my best friend.

1324
01:40:20,389 --> 01:40:22,557
"He would have called me for the funeral."

1325
01:40:22,641 --> 01:40:23,933
Hello, Litko.

1326
01:40:24,018 --> 01:40:27,270
All right, shut up now.
You cut the small talk, all right?

1327
01:40:28,731 --> 01:40:30,273
Now, l got a deal for you.

1328
01:40:30,357 --> 01:40:33,526
l got you here some tall fountain glasses.

1329
01:40:33,610 --> 01:40:35,611
-Where did you find those?
-You like that?

1330
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:38,156
l got you matching banana boats.

1331
01:40:38,907 --> 01:40:41,200
And will you take a fucking look at this?

1332
01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:47,040
This shitload of Fiestaware, all yours,
with the low, low, low, low Litko discount.

1333
01:40:47,666 --> 01:40:51,461
-Yeah. How much?
-Yeah, l don't know. 1 00% off.

1334
01:40:52,212 --> 01:40:55,048
-Bernie, l can't do it.
-Hey, come on, 1 00% off.

1335
01:40:55,132 --> 01:40:57,216
l can't do any better than that.
Take it or leave it.

1336
01:40:57,301 --> 01:40:59,635
-Bernie, l can't.
-l stole it.

1337
01:41:00,304 --> 01:41:03,639
-You did not.
-That's great, Dan. That's really great.

1338
01:41:03,724 --> 01:41:07,769
l tell you l'm a thief, and you call me a liar.
Nice guy.

1339
01:41:07,853 --> 01:41:10,730
What's this? Menu?

1340
01:41:10,814 --> 01:41:12,940
A pink menu? Pink?

1341
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:16,986
Yo, Litko!

1342
01:41:18,030 --> 01:41:19,197
Hey!

1343
01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:22,784
-Thanks.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1344
01:41:22,868 --> 01:41:24,827
$4.95 for a burger?

1345
01:41:24,912 --> 01:41:27,497
l can get a burger down the street
for a buck and a half.

1346
01:41:27,581 --> 01:41:28,998
No parking.

1347
01:41:30,375 --> 01:41:32,126
Ain't gonna catch me around here.

1348
01:41:32,211 --> 01:41:34,962
Hey. Awnings. Nice touch, Danny.

1349
01:41:35,672 --> 01:41:37,465
The place ought to do okay.

1350
01:41:37,549 --> 01:41:40,635
You'll meet a nice girl,
you'll settle down, you'll get married.

1351
01:41:41,386 --> 01:41:43,096
Then she'll divorce you
and steal all your money.

1352
01:41:43,180 --> 01:41:46,974
Listen to this.
"You learn from your mistakes.

1353
01:41:47,684 --> 01:41:51,020
"Man is the one animal
that has that capacity."

1354
01:41:51,772 --> 01:41:54,816
-Right.
-"And in the end, what do you have?

1355
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:57,318
"You have your friends."

1356
01:41:57,402 --> 01:42:01,155
l mean, it's not really therapy.
lt's like a workshop.

1357
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:03,157
-Come with me.
-No.

1358
01:42:03,242 --> 01:42:06,786
Don't you think that it's about time
you tried helping yourself?

1359
01:42:07,579 --> 01:42:10,832
Look, this is not me helping myself.
This is you helping myself.

1360
01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:13,459
Deborah, this workshop was made for you.

1361
01:42:13,544 --> 01:42:17,672
l mean, just a simple weekend
dealing with rage and anger.

1362
01:42:17,756 --> 01:42:22,510
With men and women sharing,
working out their hate.

1363
01:42:23,428 --> 01:42:26,514
l'm sick of hating. Don't you understand?

1364
01:42:26,598 --> 01:42:29,809
l mean, God, Joan,
l don't think l have any more hate left.

1365
01:42:29,893 --> 01:42:32,311
Yes, you do. You just don't know it.

1366
01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:35,815
Just wait a second. Come back here.

1367
01:42:36,859 --> 01:42:39,360
Let me tell you something about yourself.

1368
01:42:39,444 --> 01:42:42,321
You and this psychobabble brochure
are just full of shit.

1369
01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:43,906
You knew that l was in love with Danny,

1370
01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:46,450
and you did everything in your power
to break us up.

1371
01:42:46,535 --> 01:42:49,704
So don't you dare tell me about friendship!

1372
01:42:55,294 --> 01:42:57,587
l am such a bitch.

1373
01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:02,216
How do you put up with me?

1374
01:43:04,303 --> 01:43:08,097
lf l didn't love you so much,
l'd throw you out the window.

1375
01:43:14,938 --> 01:43:17,899
-Will you look at the nips on this one?
-Where?

1376
01:43:17,983 --> 01:43:19,525
-T-shirt, blue shorts.
-Yeah.

1377
01:43:19,610 --> 01:43:20,568
-Are you kidding me?
-Yeah.

1378
01:43:20,652 --> 01:43:22,153
-Are you fucking kidding me?
-Yeah, yeah.

1379
01:43:22,237 --> 01:43:24,030
-Are you pulling my leg?
-Yeah.

1380
01:43:24,114 --> 01:43:26,407
That is a sensitive lady.

1381
01:43:27,242 --> 01:43:30,077
-l think l can see her beaver.
-No shit? Really?

1382
01:43:30,162 --> 01:43:31,287
-l'm telling you.
-Get out of here.

1383
01:43:31,371 --> 01:43:33,748
-l'm telling you, look.
-Get the fuck out of here.

1384
01:43:33,832 --> 01:43:37,168
-See? See?
-l can't make it out.

1385
01:43:37,252 --> 01:43:41,422
-When she bends over. Top of her legs.
-l know where it is. l just can't see it.

1386
01:43:41,506 --> 01:43:44,550
When the little flap goes up there.
You gotta look real close.

1387
01:43:46,136 --> 01:43:50,431
That pisses me off.
That fucking pisses me off.

1388
01:43:50,515 --> 01:43:53,059
l mean, where does she get off
with that noise?

1389
01:43:53,143 --> 01:43:57,104
l mean, coming to the ballpark,
bending all over the ballpark.

1390
01:43:57,189 --> 01:44:01,025
l mean, just flaunting her body.
l mean, what's a fellow supposed to think?

1391
01:44:01,109 --> 01:44:04,111
l mean, a fellow comes out here to play ball.
Am l wrong?

1392
01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:08,491
l mean, we're talking about space.
Recreational fucking space!

1393
01:44:10,160 --> 01:44:13,162
-Feeling all right?
-Well, how do l look? Do l look all right?

1394
01:44:13,247 --> 01:44:15,957
-You look fine.
-Well, then let's assume l feel all right!

1395
01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:17,541
All right?

1396
01:44:23,257 --> 01:44:25,383
Will you look at those...

1397
01:44:25,467 --> 01:44:27,677
Shit. lt's what's-her-name.

1398
01:44:33,934 --> 01:44:37,687
Just pretend you don't see her, that's all.
Don't look at her, man.

1399
01:44:40,399 --> 01:44:41,732
Deborah?

1400
01:44:44,361 --> 01:44:47,613
-You dickhead, now she sees you...
-Bernie, for Christ's sakes!

1401
01:44:47,698 --> 01:44:49,407
The way l see it,

1402
01:44:50,033 --> 01:44:53,369
either you can stay here
and continue to blame me,

1403
01:44:57,082 --> 01:45:00,960
or you can go talk to him
and only have yourself to blame.

1404
01:45:10,095 --> 01:45:11,178
Perfect.

1405
01:45:21,565 --> 01:45:23,316
-Hey, guys.
-Hi.

1406
01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:25,067
Hi.

1407
01:45:26,903 --> 01:45:30,698
-Bernie, could you excuse us for a minute?
-Sure. Go ahead.

1408
01:45:31,033 --> 01:45:32,992
-Come on, man.
-What?

1409
01:45:33,452 --> 01:45:36,537
-Come on, don't be a jerk your whole life.
-What?

1410
01:45:36,621 --> 01:45:39,165
She said don't be an asshole your whole life.

1411
01:45:39,249 --> 01:45:44,003
Wait a minute. You're trying...
You want to talk. Go ahead. You guys talk.

1412
01:45:44,087 --> 01:45:45,796
-You want a hot dog or something, Dan?
-No.

1413
01:45:45,881 --> 01:45:49,175
Deb, you want
a nice hot ltalian sausage, maybe?

1414
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,177
Okay. Joke.

1415
01:45:57,267 --> 01:45:59,769
-How have you been?
-Great.

1416
01:46:00,979 --> 01:46:03,272
You... You look great.

1417
01:46:04,149 --> 01:46:06,150
Thanks. So do you.

1418
01:46:14,951 --> 01:46:19,246
-l'm sorry things got so screwed up.
-l'm sorry, too.

1419
01:46:24,419 --> 01:46:27,296
Well, that's really all l wanted to say.

1420
01:46:32,928 --> 01:46:35,805
We really ripped it to shreds, didn't we?

1421
01:46:36,973 --> 01:46:38,766
lt wasn't that bad.

1422
01:46:39,351 --> 01:46:44,313
As bad as it got, l really think
that it was the best thing around.

1423
01:46:47,109 --> 01:46:51,612
l think that l thought that it should be
the way it was with my parents,

1424
01:46:52,572 --> 01:46:55,282
and l just wish l wouldn't have pushed.

1425
01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:59,328
-You know, maybe if we had gone slower...
-No, it was me. l...

1426
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:04,750
l think l thought
it was gonna be different than...

1427
01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:07,545
Than what it was really like. Me, too.

1428
01:47:09,005 --> 01:47:11,465
Maybe we were just too naive.

1429
01:47:13,510 --> 01:47:17,179
Yeah, maybe. Maybe we knew too much.

1430
01:47:18,515 --> 01:47:19,974
That, too.

1431
01:47:21,017 --> 01:47:26,564
But how can you be against freedom?
Freedom is good.

1432
01:47:30,152 --> 01:47:32,903
l mean, you gotta believe in something.

1433
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:40,578
l just want you to know
that when we were together,

1434
01:47:41,204 --> 01:47:43,205
l was really happy.

1435
01:47:52,799 --> 01:47:54,216
l gotta go.

1436
01:47:59,389 --> 01:48:01,724
Could we have dinner sometime?

1437
01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:04,727
Yeah, we could.

1438
01:48:05,937 --> 01:48:10,983
Actually, my roommate is going
out of town for the weekend,

1439
01:48:11,067 --> 01:48:14,904
and l don't have any special plans
for tonight, even.

1440
01:48:15,489 --> 01:48:18,991
lf you happen to be in the neighborhood,
we could do Chinese or something.

1441
01:48:19,075 --> 01:48:21,535
l know a great new restaurant.
l think you'd love it.

1442
01:48:21,620 --> 01:48:23,162
-A new place?
-Yeah.

1443
01:48:23,246 --> 01:48:24,997
Let's just go to some old joint.

1444
01:48:25,081 --> 01:48:28,876
lt's not. lt's not new.
lt's an old joint that's been...

1445
01:48:40,722 --> 01:48:44,016
-So...
-So...

1446
01:48:44,976 --> 01:48:47,561
Let's just sit with this a while.

1447
01:48:48,772 --> 01:48:51,398
l'm gonna ride off into the sunset.

1448
01:48:52,150 --> 01:48:55,486
-You mind if l watch?
-l was hoping you would.

1449
01:48:59,783 --> 01:49:04,119
l can't believe we're doing this.
Why are we doing this?

1450
01:49:12,754 --> 01:49:15,339
Boy, she had a bug up her ass, huh?

1451
01:49:20,178 --> 01:49:21,387
What?

1452
01:49:22,055 --> 01:49:26,850
What, l'm gonna stick around all day
with that face, that attitude, huh?

1453
01:49:26,935 --> 01:49:29,562
You're not gonna be any good to the team.
Why don't you just get lost?

1454
01:49:29,646 --> 01:49:31,480
Come on, go home.

1455
01:49:32,899 --> 01:49:34,316
Go on.

1456
01:49:43,243 --> 01:49:45,995
Hi. lsn't this a coincidence, huh?

1457
01:49:46,830 --> 01:49:49,039
You know, l was thinking...

1458
01:49:50,834 --> 01:49:51,959
What?