1 00:00:08,094 --> 00:00:18,522 CARNAGE 2 00:00:53,318 --> 00:00:58,492 CARNAGE 3 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:01,517 Based on the play "God of Carnage" By Yasmina Reza 4 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,338 [Penelope] January 11th, at 2:30 PM. 5 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:40,332 You'll do your statement separately, this one is ours. 6 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,966 ...following a verbal dispute in Brooklyn Bridge Park... 7 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:48,614 Zachary Cowan, age 11, and armed with a stick 8 00:02:48,615 --> 00:02:52,892 struck our son, Ethan Longstreet, in the face. 9 00:02:53,853 --> 00:02:57,857 In addition ot the swelling and bruising of Ethan's upper lip 10 00:02:57,858 --> 00:03:02,374 this act also resulted in two broken incisors 11 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:06,186 including nerve damage to the right incisor 12 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,542 "Armed"? 13 00:03:08,537 --> 00:03:10,859 Armed. You don't like armed? 14 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:15,094 Michael, what could we say? Carrying? Holding? Carring a stick? 15 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,447 - "Carrying", yeah. - "Carrying a stick". 16 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,555 "Carrying"... 17 00:03:20,432 --> 00:03:24,990 It's ironic, we always thought the Brooklyn Bridge Park was so safe 18 00:03:24,991 --> 00:03:29,596 - Compared to Hillside. - Ture. We always said, Brooklyn Bridge Park, fine. Hillside, no way. 19 00:03:31,164 --> 00:03:33,070 Just goes to show you. 20 00:03:33,725 --> 00:03:36,112 Hey, thank you so much for coming! 21 00:03:36,113 --> 00:03:41,656 It's so much better than getting caught up in that adversarial mindset. 22 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:46,833 - Well we thank you, really. - There's no reason we have to thank each other. 23 00:03:46,834 --> 00:03:50,321 Luckily, some of us still have a sense of community, right? 24 00:03:50,322 --> 00:03:53,338 Though the kids haven't got that notion straight yet. 25 00:03:53,339 --> 00:03:57,882 - I mean our kid. - Right, our kid. 26 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:06,044 Those tulips are gorgeous. 27 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:09,792 Oh it's the little florist on Henry, you know, all the way up? 28 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,068 Oh right! 29 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:14,804 They fly the bulbs in straight from Holland, 20 dollars for a whole bunch. 30 00:04:14,805 --> 00:04:16,893 - That a fact? - Yeah. 31 00:04:16,894 --> 00:04:19,962 - Do you know the one? All the way up. - Right, right. 32 00:04:20,776 --> 00:04:24,944 What about the tooth with the damaged nerve? 33 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:29,506 Oh. Well they don't know. There's still some question about the prognosis. 34 00:04:30,888 --> 00:04:34,911 - Apparently, the nerve is not completely exposed. - Only part of it is exposed. 35 00:04:34,912 --> 00:04:38,423 Right. There's a part that's exposed and a part that's still protected. 36 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:43,409 - So now, they're not going to devitalize it. - They want to give the tooth a chance. 37 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:46,277 We would so like to avoid root canal. 38 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:49,500 - Of course. - So there's an observation period while they give the nerve a chance to heal. 39 00:04:49,536 --> 00:04:52,573 - Meantime, he's going to need caps. - You can't have implants until you're eighteen anyway. 40 00:04:52,574 --> 00:04:53,951 You can't. 41 00:04:53,952 --> 00:04:56,525 So they only do implants once they are done growing. 42 00:04:56,561 --> 00:05:01,529 Naturally. Well we hope it all turns out all right. 43 00:05:01,564 --> 00:05:02,990 We can only hope. 44 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:08,855 Listen Kate he didnt want tell Zachary. 45 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:10,612 No, he didn't want to tell. 46 00:05:10,648 --> 00:05:16,733 Almost incredible to see this child with no face left, no teeth... 47 00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:02,411 - And he just wouldn't talk. - I can just imagine. 48 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:24,267 Well He didn't want to tell on the kid. Like his friends would say he was a snitch. 49 00:05:24,268 --> 00:05:26,955 I mean let's be honest, Penelope, it wasn't only a sense of honor. 50 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:30,167 Well You could say that. But honor requires a social context... 51 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:32,643 So how did you finally get Zachary's name? 52 00:05:32,644 --> 00:05:38,804 Well because we explained to Ethan that protecting this child was not going to help him. 53 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:42,158 We told him, if this kid thinks he can go on hitting people and getting away with it, why should he stop? 54 00:05:42,159 --> 00:05:45,812 We told him that if we were that child's parents, we would absolutely want to know about this. 55 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,763 - Of course. - Yeah. [phone vibrates] Excuse me one second. 56 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:52,481 Yes Walter, thanks for getting back to me. 57 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:56,070 So it's in this morning's Journal. I'll read it to you. 58 00:05:56,071 --> 00:05:59,538 "According to a study published by British journal Lancet..." 59 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:01,771 "two Australian researchers have identified..." 60 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:07,466 "...neurological side effects of TW Pharma's anti-hypertension medication Antril..." 61 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,102 "including impaired hearing and ataxia." 62 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:14,008 Who the hell does your press monitoring over there? 63 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:17,390 Yeah, you're in deep shit. 64 00:06:18,635 --> 00:06:20,940 No, my problem is the A.S.M. 65 00:06:20,941 --> 00:06:23,545 You have an Annual Stockholders Meeting in two weeks. 66 00:06:23,546 --> 00:06:26,314 Did you schedule a contingency for litigation? 67 00:06:28,331 --> 00:06:32,749 Walter, Walter. Talk to PR and find out 68 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,287 If it was picked up somewhere else and call me back. 69 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:37,668 Sorry. 70 00:06:37,669 --> 00:06:40,167 - So you're like a... - An attorney. 71 00:06:40,168 --> 00:06:43,539 - And yourself? - Houseware supply. 72 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:44,805 Penelope is a writer. 73 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:47,843 She works part time in a bookstore, mostly art books and history books. 74 00:06:47,844 --> 00:06:49,491 A writer! 75 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,782 I co-wrote a volume about Sabean civilization. 76 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:56,760 Working from artifacts recovered when they resumed digs after the Ethiopia-Eritrea conflict. 77 00:06:56,761 --> 00:07:00,760 And now I have a book coming out in January about the Darfur tragedy. 78 00:07:00,761 --> 00:07:02,914 So you specialize in Africa. 79 00:07:02,915 --> 00:07:05,567 I'm interested in that part of the world, yes. 80 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:09,097 - Do you have any other children? - There's Courtney, she is nine. 81 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:14,062 She's very angry at her father right now. He got rid of the hamster last night. 82 00:07:15,648 --> 00:07:17,898 - You got rid of the hamster? - Yeah. 83 00:07:18,779 --> 00:07:22,531 Made such a racket at night. Those things sleep during the day. 84 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:27,274 Ethan was going crazy, he couldn't stand the racket that hamster made. 85 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:32,541 I don't mind telling you, I've been wanting to get rid of the thing for the longest time. 86 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:36,113 So I thought, that's it. I took it out and left it on the street. 87 00:07:36,114 --> 00:07:39,256 - You left it on the street? - I figured it was a gutter-sewer kind of animal. 88 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:42,724 But it was scared out of its wits, out there, on that sidewalk. 89 00:07:42,725 --> 00:07:45,289 Truth is, they're not pets and they're not wild. 90 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:48,925 Drop them in the middle of the forrest they're still unhappy. I mean where are you supposed to put them? 91 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,806 - You just left him outside? - Yeah, he did. 92 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:55,491 And then he tried to convince Courtney that the hamster ran away. 93 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:58,152 Which, of course, she was not buying. 94 00:07:58,153 --> 00:08:01,247 - And this morning the hamster was gone? - Gone. 95 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:07,141 - And what about you? What do you do for a living? - I'm an investment broker. 96 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:12,604 Let me... I'll just gonna ask this directly. 97 00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:16,624 Could Zachary apologize to Ethan? 98 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,244 Sure. It would be good if they talked. 99 00:08:19,245 --> 00:08:23,627 He's got to apologize, Alan. He has to actually say he's sorry. 100 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,647 - Yeah, probably. - Well, is he sorry? 101 00:08:25,648 --> 00:08:29,639 He didn't realize how serious it was. He's eleven years old. 102 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,314 - Eleven is not a baby. - It's not an adult either. 103 00:08:33,315 --> 00:08:36,367 We didn't ask you, you want some coffee or tea? 104 00:08:36,368 --> 00:08:39,077 Is there any cobbler left, Penny? She makes a mean cobbler! 105 00:08:40,303 --> 00:08:42,073 - You got espresso? - We do! 106 00:08:42,074 --> 00:08:45,049 - I wouldn't mind a cup. - A glass of water. 107 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:48,840 Yeah. Espresso for me too, babe. And bring the cobbler. Come on, come on. 108 00:08:53,626 --> 00:08:56,410 Please, please have a seat. 109 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:59,524 Here, here 110 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,072 Thank you. 111 00:09:09,523 --> 00:09:11,810 You got to taste this cobbler. 112 00:09:12,925 --> 00:09:14,656 Where's the cobbler? 113 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:26,737 She put the cobbler in the fridge again. I don't know what language I should speak to her in. 114 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:31,396 - Nice couple. - Very. 115 00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:33,536 They're nice, right? 116 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:38,136 - You tell everybody I'm a writer? - You are a writer. You wrote a book. 117 00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:45,045 Good cobbler is not easy to make. 118 00:09:47,112 --> 00:09:50,495 - What do you sell? - Decorative hardware... 119 00:09:50,496 --> 00:09:54,090 Door locks, handles, copper fittings... 120 00:09:54,091 --> 00:09:57,819 And kitchen equipment, pots and pans... 121 00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:00,222 Is that a good living? 122 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:05,186 You know, it's not like we had any banner years or anything. It was tough starting out. 123 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,824 But long as I'm out there every morning, with my catalog and my sample case, it's a living. 124 00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:13,957 Although the cast iron roasting pans do pick up around the holidays. 125 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:19,928 When you saw the hamster was terrified, why didn't you bring it home? 126 00:10:19,929 --> 00:10:24,478 - Cause I don't touch them. - You put it on the sidewalk. 127 00:10:24,514 --> 00:10:28,890 It was in the cage. I flipped it over. No way I'm touching those things. 128 00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:31,130 - Sugar? - No, no sugar. 129 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,927 - What kind of cobbler you make? - Appler and pear. 130 00:10:34,928 --> 00:10:40,645 - Apple and pear? - Yeah, it's a little recipe of mine. 131 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:45,598 - Apple and pear, that's new to me. - Apple and pear is a classic. 132 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:47,476 Apple and pear is a classic. 133 00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:50,082 - There's a trick to it. - Really? 134 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:54,334 You have to cut the pear thicker than the apple, because they cook faster. 135 00:10:54,335 --> 00:10:57,534 - Oh, right! - She's not telling you the real secret. 136 00:10:57,535 --> 00:11:00,788 - Let them taste it. - Very good, very good. 137 00:11:02,118 --> 00:11:04,748 - Delicious! - Gingerbread crumbs! 138 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:07,209 Oh my god! 139 00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:11,326 It's just a souped-up recipe, his mother gave me this idea. 140 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:14,038 Gingerbread, fantastic! 141 00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:18,747 At least we get a new recipe out of this, right? 142 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:21,731 I wish my son didn't have to lose two teeth in the process. 143 00:11:21,732 --> 00:11:23,561 Right, that's what I meant. 144 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:27,810 - You have a novel way of expressing it. - No. I... Excuse me. 145 00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:30,279 Yeah, Walter. 146 00:11:32,728 --> 00:11:36,147 No. No letters to the editor. 147 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,070 You'll just fan the flames. 148 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:44,289 Was it scheduled? Yeah... 149 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,404 What are these disorders? What's ataxia? 150 00:11:52,685 --> 00:11:54,705 And in normal doses? 151 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,281 How long have you known this? 152 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,712 And in all that time you haven't recalled it? 153 00:12:02,737 --> 00:12:05,121 What are we talking about in revenues? 154 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,330 Oh, oh, I see. 155 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:19,436 - Alan! We're all waiting for you. - Yeah, right. One second. 156 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,923 Dennis? 157 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,413 They've known about the risks for two and a half years. 158 00:12:28,745 --> 00:12:34,956 An internal report, but no undesirable side-effects are firmly established. 159 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:40,297 No precautionary measures and they don't schedule a reserve. Nothing in the annual report. 160 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:48,672 Lack of balance, jerky gait, the works. Basically, you look like you're drunk. 161 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,276 Roughly half a billion in revenues. 162 00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:58,666 You there? 163 00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:01,599 Deny. 164 00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:07,624 That dumbshit wanted us to write a letter to the editor. No way we're writing a letter. 165 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,646 On the other hand, if we see this is getting picked up, we could do a press release. 166 00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:17,416 Like somebody's spreading false rumors two weeks out from the A.S.M. kind of thing. 167 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,269 He's calling me back. 168 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,007 OK. 169 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,845 I've been so busy, I hardly had time for lunch. 170 00:13:28,846 --> 00:13:31,661 Help yourself, help yourself. 171 00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:36,807 Go on. 172 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:41,696 I know I have no manners. Where were we? 173 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:46,224 We were saying it would be so much nicher if me meet some other way. 174 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:49,304 - So this cobbler, your mother, huh? - His mother. 175 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,682 It's my mother's recipe but Pen made it. 176 00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:55,158 - Your mother doesn't use apples and pears. - No. 177 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:59,915 - She's about to have an operation, poor thing. - Really? What for? 178 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:00,921 Her knee. 179 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,036 She's going to get a polythylene and metallic prostheses. 180 00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:08,392 She's wondering what's going to be left of it after the cremation. 181 00:14:08,393 --> 00:14:10,196 Michael, that's mean. 182 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:13,476 She doesn't want to be buried with my father. She wants to be cremated, 183 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,581 And put upstate next to her mother, who's all alone. 184 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:20,860 A couple of urns jabbering away on the shores of Lake Sebago. [Laugh] 185 00:14:24,372 --> 00:14:27,791 We're very touched by how generous you're being. 186 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:32,638 We realize how you're trying to smooth things out here instead of making them worse. 187 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,578 - Please, it's the least we could do. - Yeah. 188 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:43,331 No, come on. So many parents just take their kid's side, acting like children themselves. 189 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:49,868 If Ethan had broken two of Zachary's teeth, I'm thinking Alan and I might have had more of a knee-jerk reaction. 190 00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:52,507 - I'm not sure we would see the big picture. - Sure you would. 191 00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,887 She's right. I'm not so sure. 192 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:57,914 You would. Because we all know it could have happened the other way around. 193 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,157 So what does Zachary say? 194 00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:03,775 How is he experiencing this? 195 00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:06,765 He doesn't talk much. A little overwhelmed I guess. 196 00:15:06,766 --> 00:15:09,432 But he realizes that he disfigured his schoolmate? 197 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:14,277 No. No, he doesn't realize that he disfigured his schoolmate. 198 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:17,675 Why do you say that? Of course Zachary realizes. 199 00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:23,094 He realizes that this violent behavior is unacceptable, not that he disfigured his schoolmate. 200 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,401 You don't like the word but unfortunately the word is appropriate. 201 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,042 My son did not disfigure your son. 202 00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:29,680 Your son disfigured our son! 203 00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:32,175 Come back after school, look at his mouth and teeth. 204 00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:35,651 - Momentarily disfigured. - His mouth will be fine when the swelling goes down. 205 00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:39,343 As for the teeth, if he needs it, we'd be willing to chip in for the best dental care... 206 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:40,868 We got insurance for that. 207 00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:45,328 What we want is for the boys to patch it up, make sure nothing like this ever happens again. 208 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:47,982 - Let's set up a meeting. - Yeah. Exactly. 209 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:51,902 - Should we be there? - They don't need coaching. Let them work it out like men. 210 00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:53,951 Like men? Alan, don't be rediculous. 211 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:56,227 On the other hand, maybe we don't need to be there. 212 00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,873 Maybe it's better if we weren't there, right? 213 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,630 The issue is not whether we are there, whether we are not there. 214 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:05,647 The issue is, do they want to talk about this, do they want to work this out. 215 00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:07,412 - Ethan does. - Does Zachary? 216 00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:10,643 - We won't give him a choice. - It has to come from him. 217 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,948 Zachary acts like a thug, we're not going to wait around for him to see the light. 218 00:16:13,949 --> 00:16:19,076 If Zachary sees Ethan in a punitive context, because he's forced to, 219 00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:22,573 I just don't see anything positive coming out of that. 220 00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:24,989 Mrs. Longstreet, our son is a maniac. 221 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:29,774 If you hope he'll suddenly and spontaneously get all apologetic, you're dreaming. 222 00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:32,908 Look, I'm sorry, but I really do have to get back to the office. 223 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,451 Nancy, you stay. You'll let me know what was decided. 224 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,283 I'm no use to anyone anyway. 225 00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:40,084 Women think you need the man, you need the father, 226 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,718 like it would do any good. 227 00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:44,228 I'm really sorry, but I can't stay either. 228 00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:47,997 My husband has never been much of an I'll-push-the-stroller type daddy. 229 00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,343 That's too bad, because it goes by so fast. 230 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,551 Mike really liked taking care of the kids. 231 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:55,703 - You had a ball pushing that stroller. - Yeah, sure. 232 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,788 So... What should we decide? 233 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,964 Could you come over to our place at about 7:30, with Ethan? 234 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,039 7:30? What do you think, Mike? 235 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,631 - Well, if you want my opinion... - Yes, please. 236 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:11,324 - I think Zachary should come over here. - Yeah, I agree. 237 00:17:11,325 --> 00:17:13,511 The victim shouldn't be the one who makes the trip. 238 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:18,979 - I can't be anywhere at 7:30. - Who needs you? You're useless, right? 239 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:23,607 - Seriously, I think it's important for his father to come. - Not tonight! 240 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:28,863 - I'm sorry. - Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? 241 00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:35,210 There's not a word in the annual report. 242 00:17:35,211 --> 00:17:38,953 But the risk wasn't officially established. There's no proof. 243 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,210 Call me back. 244 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:45,725 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow I'm in Washington. 245 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,265 - You have business in Washington? - At the Pentagon. 246 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:51,039 Look, the main thing is to get the kids to talk. 247 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:55,512 I'll come over to your place with Zachary at 7:30 and we'll let them talk it through. 248 00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:59,102 What? You don't seem convinced. 249 00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:03,007 If Zachary hasn't acquired accountability skills, 250 00:18:03,008 --> 00:18:05,280 They'll just glare at each other, it will be disaster. 251 00:18:05,281 --> 00:18:07,993 "Accountability skills", Mrs. Longstreet? What are you talking about? 252 00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,706 I'm sure your son is not a maniac. 253 00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:14,153 - Zachary is not a maniac. - Yes he is. 254 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:16,472 Alan, don't be an idiot. Why are you saying that? 255 00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:17,730 He's a maniac. 256 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,465 - How does he explain what he did? - He won't talk about it. 257 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,837 - He should talk about it. - That's a lot of "shoulds", Mrs. Longstreet. 258 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,808 He should come here, he should talk about it, he should feel sorry... 259 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,969 I'm sure you're much more evolved than we are. 260 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:32,185 We're trying to get up to speed, but in the meantime try to indulge us. 261 00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:36,660 Hey come on! What happened here? 262 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:38,892 This isn't what we are all about. 263 00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:41,995 - I was talking about Zachary, about him. - I got that. 264 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,011 Alan! 265 00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:47,069 You want some more coffee? Real coffee. 266 00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:48,712 Coffee. 267 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,652 Thank you. 268 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:56,972 - Coffee, all right. - It's OK, I'll get it. 269 00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:37,811 I see you're an art enthusiast. 270 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,585 Yes. 271 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,224 - Bacon? - Yes, bacon. 272 00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:08,143 - Cruelty and splendor. - Chaos. Balance. 273 00:20:11,456 --> 00:20:15,617 - Is Zachary interested in art? - Not as much as he should be. 274 00:20:15,618 --> 00:20:20,435 - Your children are? - We try to make up for the lack in the school curriculum. 275 00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:24,829 We try to get them to read, to concerts and galleries. 276 00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:29,819 I really believe that culture can be a powerful force for peace. 277 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:31,319 Yeah you're so right. 278 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,355 Is cobbler cake or pie? This is an important question. 279 00:20:34,356 --> 00:20:38,554 I was in the kitchen, thinking. Why should pizza be a pie? 280 00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:42,700 N�o deixe isto sobrar! 281 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,836 Have that. 282 00:20:44,837 --> 00:20:48,382 Cobbler is cake. It there's no crust on the bottom then it can't be pie. 283 00:20:48,383 --> 00:20:50,538 You're a gourmet chef. 284 00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:54,693 I like to cook. It's something you have to do out of love or not at all. 285 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:59,474 The way I see it, if there's no curst on the bottom, then it's not a pie. 286 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,379 How about you guys? You have other kids? 287 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,288 I have another son by a former marriage. 288 00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:12,208 You know, I was wondering. I know it's not important but... 289 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,149 Do you know what were they arguing about? 290 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,483 Cause Ethan won't say a word. 291 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,029 Ethan wouldn't let Zachary be part of his gang. 292 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:22,030 - Ethan has a gang? - And he called him a snitch. 293 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,885 Did you know that Ethan had a gang? 294 00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:27,015 No. But I'm thrilled to hear it! 295 00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:30,143 - Why are you thrilled? - Cause I had one. 296 00:21:30,144 --> 00:21:31,925 - I was the leader. - So was I. 297 00:21:31,962 --> 00:21:33,706 What does the leader of a gang do? 298 00:21:33,707 --> 00:21:39,153 You know, you got five, six guys who like you and they're willing to sacrifice themselves for you. 299 00:21:39,155 --> 00:21:42,667 - Like in Ivanhoe. - Exactly, like in Ivanhoe. 300 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,410 Who even knows Ivanhoe any more? 301 00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:47,760 So it's another role model. Like Spiderman or whoever. 302 00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:50,109 Well apparently you know more about it than we do. 303 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,864 Zachary wasn't quite as silent as you first said. 304 00:21:53,865 --> 00:21:56,560 Why did he call him a snitch? 305 00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:01,959 Forget it, silly question, right? What's the point? No one care. 306 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,793 We're not going to get into these children's quarrels. 307 00:22:04,794 --> 00:22:06,125 - It's none of our business. - Right. 308 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:09,157 What is our business is this unfortunate incident. 309 00:22:09,158 --> 00:22:10,705 Violence is our business. 310 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,894 When I was the leader, 311 00:22:12,1000 --> 00:22:16,541 I beat up Jimmy Leach in a fair fight and he was bigger than me. 312 00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:21,546 - What does that do with anything, Michael? - No, nothing. 313 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:23,701 This is not a fair fight, these boys weren't fighting. 314 00:22:23,702 --> 00:22:28,857 - Right, I was just remembering something. - It's not very different. 315 00:22:28,892 --> 00:22:32,002 - Excuse me, I'm sorry there's a difference. - There's a difference. 316 00:22:32,037 --> 00:22:33,486 What's the difference? 317 00:22:33,487 --> 00:22:35,455 Jimmy Leach and me, we agreed to fight. 318 00:22:35,456 --> 00:22:37,902 - Did you mess him up? - A little. 319 00:22:37,903 --> 00:22:40,050 Enough about Jimmy Leach. 320 00:22:41,449 --> 00:22:45,270 - Do you mind if I talked to Zachary? - Of course not. 321 00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:50,601 - I would not do it without your permission. - No, talk to him. That's completely fine with us. 322 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,067 - And good luck with that. - Stop it. 323 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,927 Why did you say that? 324 00:22:55,928 --> 00:23:00,166 - Mrs. Longstreet... - Penelope. I think we'll do better if we're on a first name basis. 325 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:06,462 - Penelope, you're acting on a desire to educate... - I won't talk to him if you don't want me to. 326 00:23:06,557 --> 00:23:09,746 Go ahead, talk to him, lecture him, do whatever you want. 327 00:23:09,747 --> 00:23:13,098 I don't understand how you feel so uninvolved here. 328 00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:14,962 - Mrs. Longstreet... - Penelope. 329 00:23:15,797 --> 00:23:18,715 Penelope, I'm very involved here. 330 00:23:18,717 --> 00:23:21,285 - My son injured another child... - Deliberately. 331 00:23:21,286 --> 00:23:24,899 See, that's the kind of thing that irks me. We know deliberately. 332 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,234 That's what makes all the difference. 333 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,903 The difference between what and what? We're only talking about one thing here. 334 00:23:28,904 --> 00:23:32,168 Our kid picked up a stick and hit your kid. That's why we're here, right? 335 00:23:32,169 --> 00:23:36,134 - Fruitless. - Right, she's right. This kind of talk is fruitless. 336 00:23:36,135 --> 00:23:40,858 Why do you feel you need to slip in the word deliberately? What kind of lesson are you trying to teach me? 337 00:23:40,859 --> 00:23:43,506 All right, this is getting silly. 338 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:46,375 My husband is all stressed out over work stuff. 339 00:23:46,376 --> 00:23:49,674 I'll come back here tonight with Zachary and we'll let them work it out naturally. 340 00:23:49,675 --> 00:23:52,978 - I'm not stressed out in the least. - Well I am. 341 00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:55,793 - There's no reason to be stressed out. - Yes, there is. 342 00:23:55,794 --> 00:23:56,883 Yeah. 343 00:24:00,562 --> 00:24:03,116 Well, no comment...No comment. 344 00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,239 No comment! 345 00:24:10,237 --> 00:24:13,443 What? If you recall it, you're admitting liability! 346 00:24:15,126 --> 00:24:19,995 Recalling Antril would be admitting your liability! 347 00:24:19,996 --> 00:24:22,592 Christmas time in the school play... 348 00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:26,890 - What did Zachary play? Zachary played... - Ebenezer Scrooge. 349 00:24:26,891 --> 00:24:30,015 - [Alan] accused of accounting irregularities... - Ebenezer Scrooge, right. 350 00:24:30,017 --> 00:24:31,972 If you want them to haul you out of the meeting in handcuffs two weeks from now... 351 00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:35,137 Michael, do you remember he played Scrooge? 352 00:24:35,138 --> 00:24:38,568 - Sure. - He was wonderful. 353 00:24:38,569 --> 00:24:40,866 With that night bonnet. He was very funny. 354 00:24:40,868 --> 00:24:44,158 Let's talk about it, what about the victims after the stockholders' meeting... 355 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:49,550 What did Ethan play, he played the... 356 00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:54,918 We can't recall a drug because three guys can't walk a straight line! 357 00:24:54,919 --> 00:24:58,191 For the time being, don't make a move. 358 00:25:00,102 --> 00:25:02,708 All right, call you right back. 359 00:25:10,099 --> 00:25:13,863 They're in panic mode. They have the media breathing down their necks. 360 00:25:13,864 --> 00:25:15,066 All right. 361 00:25:15,938 --> 00:25:19,436 I want a release thant doesn't sound defensive at all. 362 00:25:19,437 --> 00:25:21,957 Just the opposite. Go for the jugular. 363 00:25:21,993 --> 00:25:25,434 Something like: "TW Pharma is a target." 364 00:25:25,435 --> 00:25:30,012 "Attempt at manipulation of the stock two weeks before the stockholders' meeting." 365 00:25:31,026 --> 00:25:36,980 " Where did this study come from anyway?" "How does this suddenly drop out of a clear blue sky", etcetera. 366 00:25:36,981 --> 00:25:38,850 Not one word about the health issue. 367 00:25:38,851 --> 00:25:42,826 Just one question: Who is behind the study? Who? 368 00:25:44,538 --> 00:25:45,572 Fine. 369 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,914 As empresas farmac�uticas s�o bem dif�ceis de manter. 370 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:51,283 Profit, profit, profit. 371 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:54,823 Nobody said you should listen to my conversation. 372 00:25:54,824 --> 00:25:57,871 Nobody said you should have it under my nose. 373 00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:02,642 I'm totally forced to have it here. Against my will, believe me. 374 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,240 They just peddle this shit, right? No one is responsible. 375 00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:09,523 In any therapeutic advance there are benefits and there are risks. 376 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:14,973 Yeah, I know. Still you got some funny line of work. 377 00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:19,239 - What does that mean? - Michael, it's none of our business. 378 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,570 - Funny line of work. - What about you, what do you do? 379 00:26:22,571 --> 00:26:25,878 - I got a normal job. - What's a normal job? 380 00:26:25,879 --> 00:26:29,188 - I told you, I sell pots and pans. - And door handles. 381 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:32,103 And flush mechanisms. And lot of other stuff. 382 00:26:32,104 --> 00:26:35,473 "Flush mechanisms", I like that, That's interesting. 383 00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:40,537 I find that interesting. Flush toilets are interesting. 384 00:26:40,538 --> 00:26:41,893 Why not? 385 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:44,746 - How many different kinds do you have? - There are two basic kinds. 386 00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:46,933 You got your push button and your handle operated. 387 00:26:46,935 --> 00:26:50,377 - Yeah, right. - Depends where your water line is. 388 00:26:50,412 --> 00:26:53,740 - I see. - It either comes from the side near the top, or it comes from the bottom. 389 00:26:53,741 --> 00:26:57,008 One of my store managers is an expert. I could introduce you if you want. 390 00:26:57,009 --> 00:26:59,255 But you'll have to hump it out to Jamaica, Queens. 391 00:26:59,256 --> 00:27:01,490 You seem like you know your business pretty well. 392 00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:04,572 Are you planning to sanction Zachary in any way? 393 00:27:04,573 --> 00:27:07,499 Depois discutem sobre tubula��o. 394 00:27:08,398 --> 00:27:10,994 - I don't feel well. - What's the matter, are you all right? 395 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:14,895 - Oh you do look pale honey. - You're all white, yeah. 396 00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:22,745 - Nauseous. - Some Reglan, you get some Reglan? 397 00:27:22,746 --> 00:27:26,874 - No. I'll be fine. - Coke. What you need is a coke. 398 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:44,933 It's not cold. 399 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,215 - It's not cold. - Thank you. 400 00:27:49,216 --> 00:27:53,322 Just little sips. The coke wasn't in the refrigerator. 401 00:27:54,613 --> 00:27:56,964 Have him call me back. Tell him right away. 402 00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:02,341 Is Coke good for that? It's more for diarrhea, isn't it? 403 00:28:02,342 --> 00:28:04,995 No, not only. Better? 404 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,281 I think so. 405 00:28:12,032 --> 00:28:14,013 Mrs. Longstreet... 406 00:28:15,879 --> 00:28:22,339 If we decide to reprimand our child, we'll do it in our own way and on our own terms. 407 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:24,919 - Absolutely. - What absolutely? 408 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,821 He's their kid, they're free to do as they see fit. 409 00:28:26,822 --> 00:28:28,849 - I don't agree. - You don't agree about what, Penny? 410 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:32,309 - They're not free. - Is that right? Go on. 411 00:28:37,732 --> 00:28:41,773 But don't forget, nothing has been proven here, nothing is certain. 412 00:28:42,658 --> 00:28:44,549 Don't fuck this up. 413 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:48,353 If we don't get this right, Walter will be out on his ear in two weeks, and so will we. 414 00:28:48,354 --> 00:28:53,082 Enough, Alan! Enough with the cell phone already! The here and now, god dammit! 415 00:28:53,985 --> 00:28:55,900 Call me back and read it to me. 416 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,761 What the hell is wrong with you? Screaming at me like that! 417 00:28:58,762 --> 00:29:03,900 - Dennis heard every word! - Good! I'm sick of that fucking cell phone, every minute of every day! 418 00:29:03,936 --> 00:29:07,244 Listen Nancy, you should be thanking me for agreeing to come here... 419 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,516 Really? 420 00:29:09,236 --> 00:29:11,160 - I'm going to throw up. - No you're not. 421 00:29:11,161 --> 00:29:13,454 - I am. - You want to use the bathroom? 422 00:29:13,455 --> 00:29:17,170 - Nobody's forcing you to stay... - She's right, nobody's forcing you to stay. 423 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:21,620 - I'm dizzy. - Stare at a point in space. Stare at a point in space. 424 00:29:21,715 --> 00:29:25,443 - Hey, you can see part of the EL from here. Cool! - Get away from me. Leave me alone. 425 00:29:25,444 --> 00:29:30,004 - Should she go to the bathroom? - Go to the bathroom if you have to throw up. 426 00:29:30,005 --> 00:29:32,799 - Give her some Reglan. - It can't be the cobbler, can it? 427 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,072 - No, I made it yesterday. - Don't touch me! 428 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:39,599 - Take it easy, Doodle. - Come on, don't get all bent out of shape over nothing. 429 00:29:39,634 --> 00:29:43,698 My husband feels that anything to do with the house, the school, the backyard, 430 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,757 - ...is my domain. - I do not. 431 00:29:45,758 --> 00:29:51,222 You do so. And I can understand why. It's all so excruciatingly boring. 432 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:52,493 It's excruciating. 433 00:29:52,494 --> 00:29:55,044 If it's so excruciating, why do you have children in the first place? 434 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:57,777 Maybe Zachary picks up on that lack of interest. 435 00:29:58,557 --> 00:30:01,971 - What lack of interest?! - You just said it yourself! 436 00:30:03,771 --> 00:30:05,815 Go get a bucket, go get a bucket! 437 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:16,559 That stupid bitch. 438 00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:20,537 You should have gone to the bathroom. Doodle, this is rediculous. 439 00:30:20,538 --> 00:30:22,100 - Your suit took a hit. - What? 440 00:30:22,101 --> 00:30:26,554 - It can't be the cobbler. That much I know. - It's not the cobbler, it's nerves. This is just nerves. 441 00:30:26,555 --> 00:30:29,111 You want to clean up in the bathroom? 442 00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,249 Oh my god, my Kokoschka. 443 00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:41,836 - Give her some Reglan. - She couldn't keep anything down right now. 444 00:30:41,837 --> 00:30:43,542 Where's the bathroom? 445 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:46,550 I'll show you. 446 00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:54,762 This is nerves, just nerves. 447 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:09,270 Thank you. 448 00:31:09,271 --> 00:31:13,450 Like I always say, you can't get over something when you're under it. 449 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:17,090 With me it's the back of my neck. Gets all blocked up right here. 450 00:31:18,538 --> 00:31:21,935 - What do we do about the Kokoschka? - We can clean it. 451 00:31:21,936 --> 00:31:27,905 Try Lysol. Only problem is drying it. Or else with plain water and you put some cologne on there. 452 00:31:27,906 --> 00:31:31,093 - Cologne? - I got some of that Kronos I never use. 453 00:31:31,094 --> 00:31:33,380 The paper will warp. 454 00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:36,414 We'll blow-dry it, then put some books on top 455 00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:37,567 then flatten it out. Maybe iron it like dollar bills. 456 00:31:37,568 --> 00:31:40,263 Maybe iron it like dollar bills. 457 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,577 - Oh God! - I'll buy you another one. 458 00:31:43,578 --> 00:31:46,096 There's no other one. It's been out of print for years. 459 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:48,481 - I'm so sorry. - We can save it. 460 00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:50,230 Pen, let me do this. 461 00:31:50,231 --> 00:31:52,992 It's a reprint from the catalog of the 1963 show in London. 462 00:31:52,993 --> 00:31:55,999 Go get the blow-dryer and the cologne. It's in the bathroom cabinet. 463 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,056 - Her husband is in the bathroom! - He's not in the can! 464 00:32:00,144 --> 00:32:03,398 I got most of it off. Little bit on the Dolgans... 465 00:32:13,379 --> 00:32:14,484 Excuse me! 466 00:32:38,773 --> 00:32:41,183 - Are you feeling better? - Yeah. 467 00:32:41,184 --> 00:32:44,472 - Should I spray? - Where's the blow-dryer? 468 00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:46,320 He's drying his pants. 469 00:32:46,321 --> 00:32:49,704 Well, we'll wait. We'll put the Kouros on there last. 470 00:32:50,571 --> 00:32:54,461 - Can I use the bathroom too? - Yes, of course. Of course. 471 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,860 I don't know what to say... 472 00:33:04,004 --> 00:33:06,081 I am so sorry. 473 00:33:15,353 --> 00:33:17,802 Bring the blow-dryer please. 474 00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:19,728 God! 475 00:33:21,414 --> 00:33:22,935 Unbelievable! 476 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,329 Un-fucking-believable. 477 00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:32,658 - Her cobbler is horrible. - You stuffed your face! 478 00:33:34,116 --> 00:33:37,450 Look at my day. I have to get some food in me some time. 479 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:54,441 - Oh God. - What a freaking nightmare! 480 00:33:55,571 --> 00:33:57,938 He better watch it, he's got me right on the edge. 481 00:33:57,939 --> 00:34:00,851 - She's horrible! - Less. 482 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:02,359 She's so fake. 483 00:34:03,077 --> 00:34:05,735 - She doesn't bother me that much. - They're both horrible. 484 00:34:05,736 --> 00:34:08,189 Why do you take their side all the time? 485 00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:11,482 - Sorry. - I don't take their side. What's that supposed to mean? 486 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,830 What the hell are we doing here? 487 00:34:14,716 --> 00:34:18,595 - I hope you're kidding. - Why do you argue with her? 488 00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:23,353 We'd have been out of here a long time ago if you didn't bicker over every word. 489 00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:26,701 You'd rather I was a sheep, like her husband? 490 00:34:26,702 --> 00:34:30,277 - You think it was the cobbler? - Of course it was. 491 00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,185 A little warm coke and... Bang! 492 00:34:37,564 --> 00:34:38,660 Fuck! 493 00:34:39,234 --> 00:34:42,543 You mitigate. You're trying to reconcile everything. 494 00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:44,078 - I'm not! - You are. 495 00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:49,035 You had your gang and you were the leader, and they can do whatever they want with their son. 496 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:51,186 Their son is a threat to homeland security. 497 00:34:51,187 --> 00:34:54,669 When a kid is a menace to society it's everybody's business. 498 00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:58,612 I can't believe she barfed all over my books! 499 00:34:58,613 --> 00:35:02,655 When you know you're going to toss your cookies, you take precautions. 500 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:08,282 Oh, the Foujita! Disgusting... 501 00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:10,986 I was right on the edge with that toilet flushing shit. 502 00:35:10,987 --> 00:35:13,866 - You were incredible. - I held my own, right? 503 00:35:13,867 --> 00:35:17,986 Incredible. "Jamaica, Queens", that was genius. 504 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:20,729 - Little piece of shit. What does he call her again? - Doodle. 505 00:35:21,932 --> 00:35:24,206 - Doodle... - Doodle! 506 00:35:24,207 --> 00:35:26,305 Yeah, I call her Doodle. 507 00:35:28,605 --> 00:35:31,939 Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't mean anything. 508 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:35,536 It's just so easy to make fun of other people's pet names. 509 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:39,015 Michael, what do we call each other? I'm sure it's worse, right? 510 00:35:39,016 --> 00:35:42,408 - Here, you want the blow-dryer. - Thanks. 511 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:45,853 We call each other darjeeling, like the tea. 512 00:35:48,073 --> 00:35:50,726 A lot more embarrassing if you ask me. 513 00:35:51,643 --> 00:35:54,979 - How's she feeling, is she feeling better? - Yeah, better. 514 00:35:54,980 --> 00:36:00,001 I reacted badly. I'm ashamed. 515 00:36:03,818 --> 00:36:08,750 I made a big deal about the catalog. I didn't really know why I did that. 516 00:36:08,786 --> 00:36:13,184 You get so absurdly attached to these things, you don't even know why really. 517 00:36:13,185 --> 00:36:15,570 - Pull it taut. - Hold on at the other side. 518 00:36:15,571 --> 00:36:19,036 I know I got it, just pull it taut. 519 00:36:19,037 --> 00:36:21,492 - The corners are wet. - I know, I get the corners. 520 00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:25,293 - It's gonna tear. - He's right, it gonna tear. 521 00:36:25,355 --> 00:36:27,140 - Here. - It's dry now. 522 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:30,150 You put colognes right now and I finish those. 523 00:36:32,934 --> 00:36:35,546 - What does Doodle come from? - Sorry. 524 00:36:35,547 --> 00:36:38,057 Yankee Doodle? Cheese Doodle? 525 00:36:38,058 --> 00:36:41,935 No, it's a song from Guys and Dolls that goes, "Doodle oodle oodle oo." 526 00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:43,559 Oh yeah, I know that one. 527 00:36:50,932 --> 00:36:53,182 Ours is from our honeynoon in India. 528 00:36:53,183 --> 00:36:56,741 I called her darjeeling instead of darling. 529 00:36:56,742 --> 00:36:58,319 So stupid. 530 00:36:59,506 --> 00:37:03,279 - Should I go check on her? - Go ahead, darjeeling. 531 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,208 Nancy! 532 00:37:06,628 --> 00:37:08,886 I was worried about you, all better? 533 00:37:08,887 --> 00:37:11,741 Yeah, better, I think so. 534 00:37:11,742 --> 00:37:15,322 If you're not sure, stay away from the coffee table. 535 00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:21,983 I left the towel in the bathtub. I didn't know where to put it. 536 00:37:21,984 --> 00:37:23,376 Perfect. 537 00:37:25,198 --> 00:37:28,694 You cleaned up? I'm so sorry. 538 00:37:28,695 --> 00:37:30,852 Everything is fine. All is well. 539 00:37:30,853 --> 00:37:34,935 I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you. I was so focused on my Kokoschka. 540 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:36,041 That's all right. 541 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:39,938 - No, I behaved poorly. - Please. 542 00:37:47,973 --> 00:37:51,712 In the bathroom I was thinking. 543 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:53,734 Yes? 544 00:37:54,269 --> 00:38:00,423 Maybe we glossed over the... 545 00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:03,910 - Well I mean... - What? What is it? 546 00:38:06,502 --> 00:38:09,606 - Name-calling is a kind of abuse. - Sure. 547 00:38:09,607 --> 00:38:12,773 - Depends. - Right, depends. 548 00:38:12,774 --> 00:38:16,796 Zachary has never been a violent child. He must have his reasons. 549 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:20,219 Like getting called a snitch. Excuse me. 550 00:38:22,859 --> 00:38:24,132 Yeah, Walter. 551 00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:34,113 As long as there are no victims on the panel. No victims. I don't want you sitting down with victims. 552 00:38:35,006 --> 00:38:39,100 Deny, deny, deny. If we have to, we'll sue the Journal. 553 00:38:39,894 --> 00:38:42,911 We'll e-mail you the draft of the press release, 554 00:38:42,912 --> 00:38:45,553 Walter, I'm sorry I got to go. 555 00:38:46,395 --> 00:38:48,685 Call me a snitch, it gets a rise out of me. 556 00:38:48,686 --> 00:38:50,533 - Unless it's ture. - What? 557 00:38:50,534 --> 00:38:52,290 You know, the shoe fits. 558 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:55,728 - You think my son is a snitch? - Come on, joking around. 559 00:38:55,729 --> 00:38:58,528 - So is yours anyway. - What do you mean so is ours? 560 00:38:58,529 --> 00:39:01,460 - He snitched on Zachary. - We coaxed it out of him. 561 00:39:01,461 --> 00:39:05,605 - We're completely off point here. - Maybe you coaxed, but he did snitch on him. 562 00:39:05,642 --> 00:39:07,463 - Nancy... - Nancy what? 563 00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:11,248 - You think my son is a snitch? - I don't think anything. 564 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:15,577 Well if you don't think anything, don't say anything. Don't make insinuations. 565 00:39:15,578 --> 00:39:18,378 Nancy, there's no reason to lose our cool here. 566 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:22,113 Michael and I have gone out of our way to be fair-minded and conciliating... 567 00:39:22,114 --> 00:39:24,894 - Not so fair-minded. - Oh, really? 568 00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:28,957 - Superficially fair-minded. - Doodle, I have to go. 569 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:31,490 So go, coward. 570 00:39:31,959 --> 00:39:35,417 Nancy, right now I'm in danger of losing my most important client. 571 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:39,094 So this caring parent crap and the brickering that goes along with it... 572 00:39:39,095 --> 00:39:42,821 - My son lost two teeth. Two incisors. - Yeah, right, we got that. 573 00:39:42,823 --> 00:39:46,034 - One of them permanently. - He'll get new teeth. 574 00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:48,643 Better ones! No one chewed his ear off! 575 00:39:48,644 --> 00:39:51,798 It was a mistake not to consider the source of the problem. 576 00:39:51,799 --> 00:39:55,774 There is no source. There's an 11-year-old kid who hits people, with a stick! 577 00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:58,126 - Armed with a stick. - We took that word out. 578 00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:01,287 - You took it out because we asked you to. - We took it out without argument. 579 00:40:01,288 --> 00:40:05,388 A word which deliberately establishes intent and excludes any hint of a misunderstanding. 580 00:40:05,389 --> 00:40:07,787 Which excludes childhood. 581 00:40:07,788 --> 00:40:13,595 - I don't think I can stand this tone any more. - We're not quite on the same page, you and I. Right from the start. 582 00:40:13,597 --> 00:40:19,317 Mr. Cowan, it is incredibly frustrating to be continued upbraided 583 00:40:19,318 --> 00:40:22,404 For something we ourselves admitted was a mistake. 584 00:40:22,405 --> 00:40:24,709 Like the word "armed" wasn't right, we took it out. 585 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:27,839 Strictly speaking, it certainly applies. 586 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,146 Zachary was verbally abused and over reacted. 587 00:40:30,147 --> 00:40:32,231 If I'm attacked, I defend myself. 588 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:34,784 Especially when I'm all alone against a whole gang. 589 00:40:34,785 --> 00:40:37,874 Well, you've certainly perked up since you tossed your cookies. 590 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,178 Do you realize how crude that is? 591 00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:43,166 We're all decent people. All four of us. 592 00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:46,753 How do we get all carried away, losing our tempers? It's totally unnecessary. 593 00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:48,958 Michael, stop, stop metigating. 594 00:40:48,959 --> 00:40:52,006 We're only superficially fair-minded, why should we be fair-minded at all? 595 00:40:52,007 --> 00:40:54,853 - I'm not going to be led down that path. - What path? 596 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:57,928 The path those two little shits led us down! All right? 597 00:40:57,929 --> 00:41:00,268 - I'm afraid Pen doesn't see things that way... - Penelope. 598 00:41:00,269 --> 00:41:02,813 - Sorry. - So Ethan is a shit now. 599 00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:05,318 That really takes the cake. 600 00:41:05,956 --> 00:41:09,415 - That's it. I really have to leave now. - Yeah so do I. 601 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:12,568 Go, go. I give up. 602 00:41:15,759 --> 00:41:16,838 Hello? 603 00:41:18,455 --> 00:41:20,158 Oh, hi Ma. 604 00:41:20,849 --> 00:41:23,870 No, we got some friends over but go ahead. 605 00:41:26,841 --> 00:41:30,316 Yes, you just do whatever the doctors tell you to do. 606 00:41:30,317 --> 00:41:31,555 Yes. 607 00:41:38,744 --> 00:41:40,025 The what? 608 00:41:42,590 --> 00:41:48,178 Antril? You're taking Antril... Hold on a second. 609 00:41:48,898 --> 00:41:51,720 Antril? That crap of yours, is that Antril? 610 00:41:51,721 --> 00:41:54,555 - My mother's taking it. - Thousands of people take it. 611 00:41:55,309 --> 00:41:58,649 Mum, you stop taking that one immediately. You hear me? Right now. 612 00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:04,507 Do what I tell you, I'll explain later. 613 00:42:07,087 --> 00:42:11,493 Mum, you tell Dr. Perlstein that I won't let you take it. 614 00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:14,453 Good. 615 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,079 Why red? 616 00:42:18,401 --> 00:42:20,113 So who can see you? 617 00:42:21,266 --> 00:42:26,260 Mum, that's rediculous. Mum... 618 00:42:26,261 --> 00:42:28,876 I have to call you back I told you I have company. 619 00:42:28,877 --> 00:42:32,352 OK. I love you. Bye-bye. 620 00:42:34,772 --> 00:42:38,021 She got red crutches so she won't hit by a truck. 621 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:40,347 In case she wanders out on the street at night. 622 00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:42,252 They're giving her Antril for her blood pressure. 623 00:42:42,253 --> 00:42:46,228 If she's taking it and she looks normal, I'll take her deposition. 624 00:42:46,229 --> 00:42:48,187 Didn't I have a scarf? 625 00:42:48,188 --> 00:42:50,689 I don't like that attitude of yours. 626 00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:55,409 If my mother has the slightest symptom, my name will be at the top of a class-action suit. 627 00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,913 - We'll have one anyway. - I should hope so! 628 00:42:57,914 --> 00:42:59,687 Doing the right thing is futile. 629 00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:03,413 Honesty is just stupidity. All it does is weaken you. You let your guard down. 630 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:07,557 OK, let's go Nancy. That's enough sermons and lectures for one day. 631 00:43:07,558 --> 00:43:12,461 Go ahead, go. But let me tell you this, now that I know you two, I'm not surprised 632 00:43:13,261 --> 00:43:16,766 What's his name? Zachary, may have behaviour issues. 633 00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:19,888 - When you killed that hamster... - Killed? 634 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,811 - Killed. - I killed the hamster? 635 00:43:21,812 --> 00:43:24,912 Yes. You do everything you can to make us feel guilty. 636 00:43:24,913 --> 00:43:29,860 You stake out the moral highground as your own, but you yourself are a murderer. 637 00:43:29,861 --> 00:43:32,305 I definitely did not kill the hamster. 638 00:43:32,306 --> 00:43:35,679 Worse. You left it out there, 639 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,473 Trembling with fear in a hostile environment. 640 00:43:37,475 --> 00:43:40,725 That poor critter was probably eaten by a dog or a rat. 641 00:43:40,726 --> 00:43:43,165 - She's right about that. - What do you mean she is right? 642 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:46,977 I mean it's horrible, what must have happened to that animal! 643 00:43:46,978 --> 00:43:51,150 I thought the hamster would be happy to be free. I was sure he'd go running around in the gutter, happy as a clam! 644 00:43:51,151 --> 00:43:53,863 You just left him there! 645 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:58,267 I can't touch those things, OK? I can't touch anything of that family. 646 00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:00,372 - Christ, Penny you know that! - He's afraid of rodents. 647 00:44:00,373 --> 00:44:02,848 Yeah, I have a fear of rodents. 648 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:06,884 And I have a fear of reptiles. Anything down close to the ground, that's it, all right? 649 00:44:06,885 --> 00:44:10,770 What about you? How come you didn't go downstairs and get it? 650 00:44:10,771 --> 00:44:12,299 Because I didn't know! 651 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:15,110 Michael said this morning the hamster ran away. 652 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,299 So I went right out, I went all the way around the block. 653 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,987 I went to the basement! 654 00:44:19,988 --> 00:44:25,526 Penelope, it is completely unfair that all of a sudden I'm in the hot seat about this hamster thing. 655 00:44:25,527 --> 00:44:28,213 That you just had to tell them about. That's a family issue. 656 00:44:28,214 --> 00:44:31,679 That doesn't concern anybody but us and it's got nothing to do with this situation here! 657 00:44:31,681 --> 00:44:35,215 And I can't believe I'm getting called a murderer in my own house! 658 00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:39,685 - What does your house have to do with the price of tea in China? - My house! I opened the door! 659 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,853 The door is wide open in a spirit of reconciliation. 660 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:45,198 To people who should be a little grateful! 661 00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:48,175 Keep right on stroking your own ego, It's beautiful. 662 00:44:48,176 --> 00:44:51,598 - So you have no remorse? - I have no remorse. 663 00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:54,307 That animal was disgusting and I'm glad it's gone. 664 00:44:54,308 --> 00:44:56,647 - Michael, that's ridiculous. - What's rediculous? 665 00:44:56,648 --> 00:44:59,290 What, have you lost your mind too? 666 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:02,588 Their son beats the shit out of Ethan and you're in my face over a hamster? 667 00:45:02,589 --> 00:45:04,827 What you did with that hamster was wrong and you can't deny that. 668 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:08,937 - I don't give a shit about the hamster! - You'll have to give a shit tonight when your daughter get home. 669 00:45:08,938 --> 00:45:13,245 Bring her on! I'm not going to be told how to act by a 9-year-old snotnose brat! 670 00:45:13,246 --> 00:45:15,845 Now I agree with him there, one hundred percent. 671 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:20,799 - That's pathetic. - Watch it, Penelope, watch it. 672 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,019 I've kept my shirt on up till now, but you're pushing me over a line. 673 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:25,919 - And Ethan? - What about Ethan? 674 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,000 - Is he sad too? - Ethan's got other things on his plate, if you ask me. 675 00:45:31,036 --> 00:45:33,635 - Ethan wasn't so attached to Nibbles. - Nibbles? 676 00:45:33,636 --> 00:45:36,515 What kind of pussy name is that anyway? 677 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:41,597 If you feel no remorse, why should our son? 678 00:45:41,598 --> 00:45:45,697 You know what? All this consultation and consideration shit. 679 00:45:45,698 --> 00:45:48,208 I'm sick to death of it. We were nice to you. We bought tulips. 680 00:45:48,243 --> 00:45:54,108 My wife dressed me up as a liberal, but the fact is I got no patience for this touchy-feely bullshit. 681 00:45:54,109 --> 00:45:58,906 - And I'm a temperamental son of a bitch. - We all are. 682 00:45:58,941 --> 00:46:03,702 No, I'm sorry. We are not all temperamental sons of bitches. 683 00:46:03,703 --> 00:46:06,084 - Not you, of course. - No, not me! Thank God! 684 00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,711 Not you, darjee, not you. 685 00:46:08,747 --> 00:46:11,221 You're so evolved. You never go off half-cocked. 686 00:46:11,222 --> 00:46:14,156 - Why are you being so aggressive with me? - I'm not being aggressive. I'm being honest. 687 00:46:14,192 --> 00:46:16,121 Yes, you are being aggressive! 688 00:46:16,122 --> 00:46:19,457 You put this little bash together and I let you recruit me... 689 00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:21,271 - You let me recruit you? - Yes. 690 00:46:22,356 --> 00:46:24,076 That's so disgusting. 691 00:46:24,077 --> 00:46:28,068 No, it's not. You're an advocate for civilized behavior, well that's fine with me. 692 00:46:28,069 --> 00:46:32,160 Yes I'm advocate for civilized behavior, you bet I am! And it's a good thing somebody is! 693 00:46:32,161 --> 00:46:35,413 You think it's better to be a son of a bitch? 694 00:46:35,449 --> 00:46:37,684 Nobody said that, nobody critisized you that! 695 00:46:37,685 --> 00:46:39,617 - You did! - We did not. 696 00:46:39,618 --> 00:46:42,238 What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to sue you? 697 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,537 Never talk to you and tear you to pieces through the insurance company? 698 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,108 - Stop it, Penny. - Stop what?! 699 00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:52,209 - You're blowing this all out of proportion. - I don't care! 700 00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:56,506 You do everything you can to avoid the pettiness and you wind up 701 00:46:56,507 --> 00:46:59,417 Humiliated and completely alone! 702 00:46:59,418 --> 00:47:00,876 Yes, Walter. 703 00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:05,731 Well, let them prove it. 704 00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:07,938 Prove it! 705 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:14,006 From where I sit, the best thing for us to do... 706 00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:16,005 We're born alone and we die alone! 707 00:47:16,006 --> 00:47:17,645 Who wants a little Scotch? 708 00:47:19,459 --> 00:47:24,465 Walter, I'm in a meeting right now. I'll call you when I get back to the office. 709 00:47:24,501 --> 00:47:26,822 That's the thing. I'm living with a totally negative person. 710 00:47:26,823 --> 00:47:28,941 - Who's negative? - Me. 711 00:47:30,092 --> 00:47:32,929 This was the worst possible idea! We should never have had this meeting. 712 00:47:32,931 --> 00:47:34,913 - I told you so. - You told me so? 713 00:47:34,914 --> 00:47:36,008 Yeah! 714 00:47:36,009 --> 00:47:39,310 - You told me we should never have this meeting? - I didn't think it was a very good idea. 715 00:47:39,311 --> 00:47:42,405 - It was a good idea. - Oh come on. Who wants a little? 716 00:47:42,441 --> 00:47:44,979 You told me you think it wasn't a good idea? 717 00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:47,092 - As I recall. - As you recall! 718 00:47:47,093 --> 00:47:49,980 - Maybe just a little slip. - Don't you have to go? 719 00:47:49,981 --> 00:47:53,467 At this point in the game, I may as well have a little drink. 720 00:47:54,979 --> 00:47:57,813 You tell me again we didn't both agree on this! 721 00:47:57,814 --> 00:48:00,775 Calm down, Penelope, this is going nowhere. 722 00:48:00,776 --> 00:48:03,731 Who said not to touch the cobbler this morning? 723 00:48:03,732 --> 00:48:06,366 Who said we should keep the rest for the Cowan's? Who said that?! 724 00:48:06,367 --> 00:48:08,361 That was very nice of you. 725 00:48:08,362 --> 00:48:12,175 - What's that to do with anything? - What do you mean what's that to do with anything? 726 00:48:12,176 --> 00:48:15,662 - Guests are guests. - You're lying, you're lying! 727 00:48:16,801 --> 00:48:20,565 You know, my wife actually had to drag me here today. 728 00:48:20,566 --> 00:48:23,476 When you grow up with a certain John Wayne idea of manhood, 729 00:48:23,477 --> 00:48:27,313 The impulse in this kind of situation is not to talk it through. 730 00:48:27,314 --> 00:48:32,259 - I thought the role model was Ivanhoe. - Same basic concept. 731 00:48:32,262 --> 00:48:35,505 - Another aspect. - Another aspect! 732 00:48:35,506 --> 00:48:38,068 Just how much are you going to humiliate yourself? 733 00:48:38,069 --> 00:48:40,713 I can see I dragged hiim here for nothing. 734 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:44,733 - What did you expect, Doodle? - That is a ridiculous nickname. 735 00:48:44,734 --> 00:48:49,299 Some revelation about universal values? This scotch is unbelievable. 736 00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:55,306 See that? 18 years old, single malt, from a tiny place in Scotland where they still grow their own barley. 737 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,033 What about the tulips? Who got them? 738 00:48:58,034 --> 00:49:02,282 All I said was it's too bad we didn't get any tulips. 739 00:49:02,283 --> 00:49:04,502 I never said anything about going all the way up to Henry street at dawn. 740 00:49:04,503 --> 00:49:08,362 Don't get all bent out of shape over this, Penelope, It's not worth it. 741 00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:10,947 He got the tulips! Him and only him! 742 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:15,341 Don't we get a drink? 743 00:49:16,724 --> 00:49:19,342 Penelope and I would like a drink too. 744 00:49:30,862 --> 00:49:34,017 Pretty funny when you think about it. 745 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:39,492 A devotee of Ivanhoe and John Wayne but he's scared to pick up an itty-bitty mouse. 746 00:49:39,493 --> 00:49:44,315 - Stop the hamster. Stop. - She's right, it's laughable. 747 00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:47,083 - And her? - I don't think that will be necessary. 748 00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:49,222 - Pour me a drink, Michael. - No. 749 00:49:49,223 --> 00:49:50,667 - Michael! - No. 750 00:49:50,668 --> 00:49:52,705 What is wrong with you, Michael? 751 00:49:56,704 --> 00:50:00,070 Fine, fine. Drink, What does it matter? 752 00:50:01,049 --> 00:50:04,640 - Is drinking bad for you or something? - No, no, it's great for me. 753 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,479 Now I don't know... 754 00:50:16,251 --> 00:50:18,488 - Mr. Cowan... - Alan. 755 00:50:19,462 --> 00:50:20,530 Alan... 756 00:50:21,217 --> 00:50:24,782 See, you and I didn't exactly hit it off 757 00:50:24,783 --> 00:50:31,364 I live with a man who has decided once and for all that life is synonymous with mediocrity. 758 00:50:32,069 --> 00:50:36,777 It's very hard to live with a man who's walled himself up in that idea, 759 00:50:36,778 --> 00:50:40,161 who doesn't want to change anything, who never gets excited about anything... 760 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:43,746 What are you telling this for? He could care less. 761 00:50:43,747 --> 00:50:49,264 You have to believe, you have to believe some possible correction. 762 00:50:49,265 --> 00:50:52,046 He's the last guy on earth you should be telling this to. 763 00:50:52,047 --> 00:50:54,466 I'll talk to anyone I damn well please! 764 00:50:56,061 --> 00:50:58,158 Who the fuck is that now? 765 00:50:59,922 --> 00:51:00,769 Mother 766 00:51:04,951 --> 00:51:06,395 Hi, Ma. 767 00:51:09,102 --> 00:51:12,335 He's fine. He got his teeth knocked out but he's fine. 768 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:16,231 He's in pain, it hurts, it'll pass. 769 00:51:16,232 --> 00:51:19,303 Ma, I told you I have company. I'll call you back, remember? 770 00:51:20,732 --> 00:51:21,883 Yeah, bye. 771 00:51:21,884 --> 00:51:24,530 - He's still in pain? - No. 772 00:51:25,229 --> 00:51:29,437 - Then why do you worry your mother? - He has to worry, he can't help himself. 773 00:51:29,438 --> 00:51:33,088 Ok, Penelope, that's enough. What is this drama queen bullshit? 774 00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:37,033 Penelope, nobody cares about anything outside himself. 775 00:51:37,034 --> 00:51:41,239 Sure, we'd all like to believe in some kind of possible correction, 776 00:51:41,482 --> 00:51:45,747 One we could author ourselves, completely free of selfish consideration. 777 00:51:45,749 --> 00:51:48,719 Like you're writing this book about Darfur... 778 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,827 Which is great! 779 00:51:50,828 --> 00:51:55,410 I understand how you might say, OK, I'll pick a massacre, 780 00:51:55,411 --> 00:51:57,033 History is full of them, and I'm going to write a book. 781 00:51:57,034 --> 00:51:59,296 Everybody has to save himself somehow. 782 00:51:59,297 --> 00:52:01,675 I'm not writing this book to save myself. 783 00:52:01,676 --> 00:52:04,225 You haven't read it, you don't even know what's in it! 784 00:52:04,226 --> 00:52:06,232 Whatever. 785 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:10,719 The smell of Kronos is killing me. 786 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,583 - It fucking reeks! - You didn't exactly skimp. 787 00:52:13,584 --> 00:52:17,508 - I'm so sorry. - It's my fault. I sprayed like a madwoman. 788 00:52:21,386 --> 00:52:23,632 Why can't things be easier? 789 00:52:23,633 --> 00:52:28,597 Why does everything have to be so exhausting? 790 00:52:28,598 --> 00:52:31,968 You think too much. Women think too much. 791 00:52:31,969 --> 00:52:33,816 There's an original response? 792 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,607 I don't know what that means, to think too much. 793 00:52:35,608 --> 00:52:41,326 And I don't understand how you can go on living without some moral sense of the world. 794 00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:42,958 Look at me, I'm living! 795 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:44,500 Michael, shut up. 796 00:52:45,317 --> 00:52:48,279 Miserable complicity! Just disgusting. 797 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,182 - What happened to your sense of humor? - I don't have a sense of humor, and I don't want one. 798 00:52:52,183 --> 00:52:57,036 If you ask me, the couple is the most terrible ordeal God ever inflicted on us. 799 00:52:57,037 --> 00:52:58,361 Ah, marvelous. 800 00:52:58,362 --> 00:53:02,670 - The couple and the family. - No one is forcing you to air this out in front of us, Michael. 801 00:53:02,671 --> 00:53:05,175 And I might add, it's a little indecent. 802 00:53:05,176 --> 00:53:07,906 - That doesn't bother him. - You agree with me, don't you? 803 00:53:07,907 --> 00:53:11,780 Look, this is all, beside the point. 804 00:53:12,563 --> 00:53:16,975 - Alan, say something. - He has a right to his ideas. 805 00:53:16,976 --> 00:53:19,865 - That doesn't mean he has to advertise them. - Yeah, maybe. 806 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,718 We don't care about their marriage. 807 00:53:22,755 --> 00:53:25,747 We're here about a problem with the kids. We don't care about their marriage. 808 00:53:25,749 --> 00:53:27,097 - Yes, except... - Except what? 809 00:53:27,098 --> 00:53:31,119 - It's related. - Of course it's related. 810 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,584 Ethan's getting two of his teeth broken is related to our marriage? 811 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:36,089 - Of course it is. - Sorry I don't follow you. 812 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:39,410 Take a step back and look at the situation we're in. 813 00:53:39,411 --> 00:53:44,838 Chrldren suck the life out of you and leave us old and empty. It's the law of nature. 814 00:53:44,839 --> 00:53:48,349 You see these young couples, laughing all the way to the alter. 815 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:51,633 You think they don't know. Poor fuckers have no idea. 816 00:53:51,634 --> 00:53:54,627 They're happy. Nobody tells y ou this stuff in the beginning. 817 00:53:54,628 --> 00:53:58,478 I get this army buddy of mine is going to have a kid with his new girlfriend. 818 00:53:58,479 --> 00:54:02,731 I say to him, "A kid at our age? what are you stupid?" 819 00:54:02,732 --> 00:54:06,992 "You got ten, fifteen good years left before you get cancer or have a stroke," 820 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:09,828 "and you're gonna saddle yourself with a fucking kid?" 821 00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:12,292 - That's not really what you think. - Yes it is. 822 00:54:12,293 --> 00:54:16,382 - Of course it's what I think, even worse. - Yeah, you're debasing yourself, Michael. 823 00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:18,556 Is that right? 824 00:54:18,557 --> 00:54:22,390 Stop crying, Penelope. Makes it worse. 825 00:54:24,796 --> 00:54:26,474 Of course, of course. 826 00:54:27,497 --> 00:54:29,742 - Excellent, isn't it? - So excellent. 827 00:54:29,743 --> 00:54:33,933 - Could I interest you in a cigar? - No cigars in the house! 828 00:54:33,934 --> 00:54:36,505 - Too bad. - Were you going to smoke a cigar now, Alan? 829 00:54:36,506 --> 00:54:40,498 I do what I want, Nancy. If I want to smoke a cigar, I smoke a cigar. 830 00:54:40,499 --> 00:54:43,244 I won't smoke it because I don't want to upset Penelope, 831 00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:46,776 Who's already on edge, to put it mildly. 832 00:54:46,777 --> 00:54:50,719 Oh, quit snuffling like that, she's right. 833 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:54,779 When women cry, men are pushing to their breaking point. 834 00:54:54,780 --> 00:55:00,595 Although unfortunately, I must say that Michael's point of view is completely justified. 835 00:55:00,596 --> 00:55:01,673 Yeah. 836 00:55:02,677 --> 00:55:04,254 Yeah, sure, go ahead. 837 00:55:06,055 --> 00:55:08,729 Put "New York" and a specific time of day. 838 00:55:08,730 --> 00:55:10,639 It's unbearable! 839 00:55:11,495 --> 00:55:14,422 The time you send it. It has to be hot off the press. 840 00:55:16,037 --> 00:55:19,434 No, not "questions". "Deplores". Questions is wishy-washy. 841 00:55:19,435 --> 00:55:22,436 I live with this night and day. 842 00:55:22,437 --> 00:55:25,241 - One second. - Our lives are chopped up by the cell phone. 843 00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:28,510 - Nancy, this is very important. - It's always very important. 844 00:55:29,579 --> 00:55:32,758 What's happening somewhere else is always more important. 845 00:55:32,759 --> 00:55:39,231 Not "strategy". "Scheme". A scheme surfacing two weeks from the company's posting. 846 00:55:40,145 --> 00:55:44,874 In the street. At the dinner table. Everywhere. 847 00:55:45,882 --> 00:55:50,535 "A study" in quotes. Put the word "study" in quotes. 848 00:55:50,536 --> 00:55:55,159 I don't even protest anymore. Unconditional surrender. 849 00:55:56,250 --> 00:55:59,242 - I feel like I'm going to vomit again. - Where's that bucket? 850 00:55:59,243 --> 00:56:01,690 How am I supposed to know? 851 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:09,119 Then just quote me. 852 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,479 - Can you stand over the bucket please? - Pen! 853 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,238 It's all right. We're set up to handle this now. 854 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,665 ...according to TW Pharma attorney Alan Cowan. 855 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:27,850 AP, Reuters, major newspapers, trade journals, the whole shebang. 856 00:56:30,984 --> 00:56:33,223 -What's wrong? - She's gonna throw up again. 857 00:56:33,224 --> 00:56:36,227 - You're so caring, it's touching. - I'm worried. 858 00:56:36,228 --> 00:56:38,372 I didn't get that, my mistake. 859 00:56:38,373 --> 00:56:42,751 Oh come on Nancy, will you? You and I don't have to do this. 860 00:56:42,752 --> 00:56:46,240 Their marriage is going downhill, we don't have to try to compete with them. 861 00:56:46,241 --> 00:56:48,787 What gives you the right to say our marriage is going downhill? 862 00:56:48,788 --> 00:56:50,255 What gives you the right? 863 00:56:52,871 --> 00:56:54,298 Yeah, Walter. 864 00:56:54,335 --> 00:56:58,988 Yeah, I just had it read back. They're sending it over to you. 865 00:57:00,806 --> 00:57:03,444 Manipulation. Manipulation of the stock price. 866 00:57:03,445 --> 00:57:06,287 Walter, I'll call you back in a minute. 867 00:57:06,288 --> 00:57:08,964 - I didn't say it. Steven did. - Michael. 868 00:57:10,838 --> 00:57:15,511 - I won't let you judge our family. - Then don't judge our son either. 869 00:57:15,512 --> 00:57:18,301 That's different! Your son brutalized our son! 870 00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:22,883 They're young, they're kids, kids roughhouse in the playground. 871 00:57:22,884 --> 00:57:25,379 Always have always will, it's a rule of nature. 872 00:57:25,380 --> 00:57:27,138 - No it isn't! - Sure it is. 873 00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:31,214 It takes a little education to substitute the rule of law for violence. 874 00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:35,321 The origin of law, of course you know, is brute force. 875 00:57:35,322 --> 00:57:38,042 Maybe for cavemen, not in this world. 876 00:57:38,043 --> 00:57:42,828 - Tell me about this world! - Boring! This conversation is boring. 877 00:57:42,829 --> 00:57:46,791 Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. 878 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:49,939 The god whose rule has been unchallenged since time immemorial. 879 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:52,306 You're interested in Africa, right? 880 00:57:53,483 --> 00:57:55,844 - What's the matter? - Don't worry about me. 881 00:57:55,845 --> 00:57:57,923 - Nancy! - I'm just fine. 882 00:58:00,193 --> 00:58:05,180 See, I just got back from the Congo. They got kids there, trained to kill at the age of eight. 883 00:58:05,181 --> 00:58:08,118 In the course of their childhood, they might kill hundreds of people. 884 00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:13,082 They'll kill with a machete, a shotgun, a Kalash, a thumper. 885 00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:17,421 So obviously when my kid busts some other kid's tooth, even two teeth, 886 00:58:17,422 --> 00:58:20,402 with a bamboo switch by the sandbox, 887 00:58:20,403 --> 00:58:23,142 I'm not quite as shocked and indignant as you are. 888 00:58:23,143 --> 00:58:25,674 - Well you should be. - Thumper. 889 00:58:25,675 --> 00:58:29,272 - Yes, that's why they call a grenade launcher. - That's what I call it. 890 00:58:30,038 --> 00:58:32,196 - You all right? - Just fine. 891 00:58:34,019 --> 00:58:38,013 - What's wrong with her? - It's bile, nothing. 892 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:43,278 Don't you tell me about Africa! I know all about suffering in Africa. 893 00:58:43,279 --> 00:58:44,729 I don't doubt it. 894 00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:46,762 That's all I've been thinking about for months! 895 00:58:46,763 --> 00:58:49,968 Don't get her started on this, please! 896 00:58:52,370 --> 00:58:55,421 - You know I'm actually starting to like you. - Shut up! 897 00:58:55,422 --> 00:58:59,800 - Talk about commitment to world peace and stability. - Shut the fuck up, Michael! 898 00:58:59,801 --> 00:59:05,023 - You sure about that? - Very sure. Do me some good. 899 00:59:05,024 --> 00:59:10,675 We live in New York. We don't live in Kinshasa! We live in New York City! 900 00:59:11,556 --> 00:59:14,654 With the customs of western society. 901 00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:19,361 What happens in a Brooklyn playground is about western values! 902 00:59:19,362 --> 00:59:24,350 To which, like it or not, I happen to subscribe. 903 00:59:24,351 --> 00:59:27,376 Beating your husband must be one of those customs then... 904 00:59:27,377 --> 00:59:32,106 - I'm warning you, Michael! - She was all over you like a bad rash! 905 00:59:32,107 --> 00:59:37,572 - If I were you it would melt my heart. - He's making fun of you, do you believe it? 906 00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,077 I don't care about this... 907 00:59:39,078 --> 00:59:44,938 No, really. Morally, we're supposed to overcome our impulses but there are times you don't want to overcome them. 908 00:59:45,939 --> 00:59:49,368 I mean, who wants to say a "Hail Mary" when having sex? 909 00:59:49,369 --> 00:59:53,273 - Can you buy this scotch around here? - No, this very likely no. 910 00:59:54,434 --> 00:59:55,971 Thumper! 911 00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:59,713 - Thumper, really. - Yeah. Thumper. 912 00:59:59,714 --> 01:00:00,762 So it is called. 913 01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:06,062 - Why don't you just say grenade launcher? - Because it's a term. 914 01:00:06,063 --> 01:00:09,889 Just like they say "kalash" and not Kalashnikov or AK-47. 915 01:00:09,890 --> 01:00:12,945 - Who is they? - That's enough, Nancy, that's enough. 916 01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:17,526 Hotshot firebrands like my husband, you got to understand, 917 01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:20,984 It's hard for them to get excited about what happens down the block. 918 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:22,245 Exactly. 919 01:00:22,246 --> 01:00:26,495 I don't see why. I don't see why. 920 01:00:26,496 --> 01:00:31,777 We're all citizens of the world. I don't see why we shouldn't have some sense of community. 921 01:00:31,778 --> 01:00:36,706 Penelope, enough for the highfalutin clap trap! 922 01:00:36,707 --> 01:00:38,884 I'm gonna kill him. 923 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,339 Yeah. 924 01:00:44,464 --> 01:00:47,715 She's right! It's unbearable after a while. 925 01:00:47,717 --> 01:00:51,302 "Brazen". a brazen attempt to... There you go. 926 01:00:51,303 --> 01:00:54,119 He sighed off the rest? 927 01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:56,802 Sure. 928 01:00:57,842 --> 01:01:00,590 What were we talking about? Thumpers? 929 01:01:00,592 --> 01:01:05,374 We were saying that, dispite my husband thinks, 930 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:11,822 Whether it happens here or other parts of the world, we must be collectively concerned. 931 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:19,431 "Collectively concerned". Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition. 932 01:01:19,432 --> 01:01:22,416 What condition? I'm perfect. 933 01:01:22,417 --> 01:01:26,797 That's interesting... Yeah? 934 01:01:28,493 --> 01:01:31,561 No, no interviews before we get this release out. 935 01:01:31,562 --> 01:01:37,244 Mr. Cowan, would you please put an end to this nerve-racking conversation? 936 01:01:37,245 --> 01:01:42,207 No way. The stockholders won't give a shit. The stockholders... 937 01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:45,623 Nancy what are you... Are you out of your fucking mind? 938 01:01:47,051 --> 01:01:49,658 - There. - Shit! 939 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,812 - Oh my god. - Way to go! 940 01:02:01,428 --> 01:02:04,955 - The blow-dryer! - What is wrong with you? 941 01:02:06,836 --> 01:02:11,995 I can't believe this! I got everything in there. It's brand new, I spent hours setting it up! 942 01:02:12,031 --> 01:02:17,153 I can't believe you did that. That was an irresponsible thing to do. 943 01:02:19,205 --> 01:02:21,470 My whole life was in there! 944 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,112 His whole life... 945 01:02:27,342 --> 01:02:30,174 Take out the battery and SIM card. How to do that? 946 01:02:32,232 --> 01:02:34,254 I just got it, I don't know! 947 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:41,434 They thikn it's funny, they think it's funny! 948 01:02:44,837 --> 01:02:47,359 Penelope, it's not funny! 949 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,018 My husband has spent the entire afternoot drying thing! 950 01:03:00,313 --> 01:03:03,966 - Forget it. It's over. - You gotta wait. 951 01:03:08,002 --> 01:03:10,787 You want to use the phone? 952 01:03:13,897 --> 01:03:15,961 I must say... 953 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:20,488 What...What must you say, Michael? 954 01:03:21,322 --> 01:03:24,288 No, I don't even know what to say. 955 01:03:25,432 --> 01:03:32,027 I'd say it feels better like this, wouldn't you? 956 01:03:33,859 --> 01:03:36,759 Men get so attached to their toys. 957 01:03:36,795 --> 01:03:40,658 It diminishes them. They lose their credibility. 958 01:03:41,885 --> 01:03:48,891 I liked this guy once and then I saw him carrying this rectangular bag. But with a shoulder strap. 959 01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:53,830 A man's bag, but with a shoulder strap! It was over! 960 01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:57,272 A bag with a shoulder strap, that's the worst. 961 01:03:57,273 --> 01:04:01,744 But the cell phone always at his fingertips is the worst, too. 962 01:04:02,568 --> 01:04:07,834 A man should have both hands free. 963 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:11,540 I've got a John Wayne idea of manhood, too. 964 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,597 What was it he had? A Colt '45. Something that empties a room... 965 01:04:15,598 --> 01:04:21,735 Any man that doesn't give off those loner vibes just doesn't come off as having any substance... 966 01:04:22,774 --> 01:04:27,264 So Michael, I guess you are happy now. 967 01:04:27,265 --> 01:04:31,793 Our touchy-feely-whatever you said- is coming apart at the seams. 968 01:04:31,794 --> 01:04:37,176 But you know what? This almost feels good. In my opinion. 969 01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:41,508 Yeah, well in my opinion, some people can hold their liquor better than others. 970 01:04:41,509 --> 01:04:44,654 - I'm as normal as I can be. - Yeah, right. 971 01:04:44,655 --> 01:04:49,160 I'm beginning to see things with a pleasant serenity. 972 01:04:49,161 --> 01:04:52,523 That's good! "A pleasant serenity"! 973 01:04:52,524 --> 01:04:55,986 I can't understand why you're wasting yourself, right out in the open, darjeeling. 974 01:04:55,987 --> 01:04:59,954 - Shut the hell up. - Alan, relax. 975 01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:03,398 - No cigars in the house! - Hoyo de Monterrey. 976 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:08,244 Partagas D number4, you got your Hoyo Coronation. 977 01:05:08,245 --> 01:05:10,960 - Where did you get these? - You don't want to know. 978 01:05:10,961 --> 01:05:13,634 - Seriously. - The Spanish connection. 979 01:05:13,635 --> 01:05:18,721 My cookware guy. His best friend is going with a flight attendant. Brings in like two boxes a week. 980 01:05:18,722 --> 01:05:22,749 You can't smoke in a house with an asthmatic child! 981 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,099 And why are you telling him your whole life story? 982 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,081 - Who has asthma? - Our son. 983 01:05:27,082 --> 01:05:31,851 - We had a goddamn hamster, didn't we? - It's true that pets aren't good when you're asthmatic. 984 01:05:33,078 --> 01:05:37,158 - Not good at all! - Even goldfish aren't necessarily recommended. 985 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,765 Do I have to listen to this crap? 986 01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:44,297 I guess I'm the only one who doesn't see things with pleasant serendity. 987 01:05:45,127 --> 01:05:48,882 The truth is, I've never been so unhappy. 988 01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:51,121 Unhappiest day of my life. 989 01:05:51,122 --> 01:05:53,285 You're an unhappy drunk. 990 01:05:53,286 --> 01:05:58,932 Michael, every word out of your mouth just slays me. 991 01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:02,465 I don't get drunk. 992 01:06:02,466 --> 01:06:08,775 I had a sip of your shitty 18-year old single malt... that you trot out like it's the 18 wonder of the world. 993 01:06:08,776 --> 01:06:13,138 I don't get drunk, and believe me I wish I could. 994 01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:18,378 It would be such a relief to drown every little sorrow in a good stiff drink. 995 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,113 My husband is unhappy, too. 996 01:06:24,269 --> 01:06:28,096 Look at him. All hunched over. Like he was left on the side of the road. 997 01:06:28,097 --> 01:06:32,217 I think this is the unhappiest day of his life, too. 998 01:06:32,218 --> 01:06:34,898 - It is! - I'm sorry, Doodle. 999 01:06:46,027 --> 01:06:48,389 Hello? 1000 01:06:49,242 --> 01:06:50,521 Hello? 1001 01:06:51,332 --> 01:06:54,835 Mum! I told you I have company, remember? 1002 01:06:58,426 --> 01:07:01,672 Because it's medication thant can kill you! It's poison! 1003 01:07:02,509 --> 01:07:06,300 Mum, someone here who can explain. 1004 01:07:07,047 --> 01:07:09,543 - Here! Tell her! - Tell her what? 1005 01:07:09,544 --> 01:07:12,350 Tell her what you know about that poison shit of yours. 1006 01:07:13,634 --> 01:07:16,753 What can he tell her? He doesn't know anything. 1007 01:07:18,981 --> 01:07:21,555 Hello, ma'am, how are you? 1008 01:07:24,465 --> 01:07:26,578 No... 1009 01:07:28,103 --> 01:07:30,172 Are you in pain? 1010 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:35,514 Yeah...the operation will fix that. 1011 01:07:38,312 --> 01:07:40,875 The other leg too, huh? 1012 01:07:41,607 --> 01:07:46,056 No, I'm not an orthopedist. She keeps calling me doctor. 1013 01:07:46,057 --> 01:07:50,678 Doctor, what a laugh! Hang up! 1014 01:07:50,712 --> 01:07:52,156 Yeah! 1015 01:07:54,076 --> 01:07:56,484 Do you have any balance issues? 1016 01:07:59,928 --> 01:08:04,476 No, of course not, not at all. It can't kill you. 1017 01:08:04,511 --> 01:08:07,064 Don't listen to what people say. 1018 01:08:07,065 --> 01:08:10,772 It's probably a good idea not to take it for a while. 1019 01:08:11,706 --> 01:08:14,526 Just until this operation is behind you. 1020 01:08:19,325 --> 01:08:22,323 Yes, sounds like you're in excellent shape. 1021 01:08:22,324 --> 01:08:26,489 You got that Ma? You stop taking that medication! 1022 01:08:27,306 --> 01:08:30,888 Do as a told, all right? I love you. 1023 01:08:33,882 --> 01:08:36,325 I can't take her anymore. 1024 01:08:36,326 --> 01:08:40,184 - The shit I put up with. - All right, should we wrap this up? 1025 01:08:40,219 --> 01:08:43,810 Should I come back tonight with Zachary? Let's decide. 1026 01:08:43,811 --> 01:08:48,660 This is getting to be like, who cares? That is what we're here for, after all. 1027 01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:51,803 Now I'm going to be sick. Where's that bucket? 1028 01:08:54,483 --> 01:08:57,175 That's enough! 1029 01:08:57,176 --> 01:09:00,863 I'd say both sides share the blame. 1030 01:09:03,381 --> 01:09:06,141 There you are, both sides share the blame. 1031 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,381 - Are you serious? - Excuse me? 1032 01:09:09,417 --> 01:09:14,089 - That's what you really think? - It's what I think, yes. 1033 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:18,735 My son Ethan, who took codeine last night at three in the morning, he shares the blame? 1034 01:09:18,736 --> 01:09:21,774 He's not necessarily innocent. 1035 01:09:21,775 --> 01:09:25,981 Get out my house. Get the fuck out of my house! 1036 01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:29,341 My bag! 1037 01:09:30,467 --> 01:09:33,344 What is going on here? They're totally lost it. 1038 01:09:33,345 --> 01:09:37,397 - Alan, do something! - "Alan, do something"~~ 1039 01:09:37,398 --> 01:09:43,263 Shut your mouth! She broke my make-up mirror and my perfume! 1040 01:09:43,264 --> 01:09:48,025 Stand up for me. Why don't you stand up for me? 1041 01:09:49,395 --> 01:09:52,624 - Let's go, Nancy. - It's not like I'm strangling her! 1042 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:56,435 - What did I do to you? - The blame is not shared! 1043 01:09:56,436 --> 01:10:00,345 The victim and the criminal are not the same! 1044 01:10:00,346 --> 01:10:03,551 - The criminal?! - Oh give it a fucking rest, Penelope! 1045 01:10:03,552 --> 01:10:06,499 Enough of these idealistic theories shit! 1046 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:09,794 - Which I believe in. - You believe, you believe! 1047 01:10:09,795 --> 01:10:14,900 This crush you got on these Sudan sambos is spilling over into everything now! 1048 01:10:14,901 --> 01:10:19,500 I am horrified. How can you be so openly despicable? 1049 01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:23,721 Because I feel like it. I feel like being openly despicable. 1050 01:10:23,722 --> 01:10:28,123 One day you'll understand the sheer horror of what's happening in that part of the world, 1051 01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:33,369 And you'll be ashamed of you inability to take action, of your contemptibly nihilistic attitude. 1052 01:10:33,370 --> 01:10:37,734 Yes, darjeeling, you're so wonderful! 1053 01:10:37,735 --> 01:10:42,432 - You're the best and the brightest! - Yes I am! Yes I am! 1054 01:10:42,433 --> 01:10:47,022 Let's get out of here Alan. These people are monsters. 1055 01:10:47,818 --> 01:10:52,427 - Stop it, Nancy. - No, no. I want to drink some more. 1056 01:10:52,428 --> 01:10:55,155 I want to get drunk off my ass. 1057 01:10:55,156 --> 01:10:59,472 This bitch throws my bag against a wall and nobody lifts a finger. 1058 01:10:59,474 --> 01:11:02,429 - I want to be blink drunk! - You're drunk enough. 1059 01:11:02,430 --> 01:11:05,617 How can you let her call our son a criminal? 1060 01:11:05,619 --> 01:11:08,758 We came over here to work things out... 1061 01:11:08,759 --> 01:11:14,756 They insult us, browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the planet. 1062 01:11:14,757 --> 01:11:19,161 I'm glad our son kicked the shit out of your son, 1063 01:11:19,197 --> 01:11:23,281 And I wipe my ass with your human rights! 1064 01:11:24,797 --> 01:11:29,531 A little booze and bang! Her true self comes out. 1065 01:11:29,532 --> 01:11:33,314 What happened to that gracious, demure woman with the soft eyes... 1066 01:11:33,315 --> 01:11:36,370 - I told you, I told you! - What did you tell him? 1067 01:11:36,371 --> 01:11:40,356 That she was fake. This women is totally fake. I'm sorry. 1068 01:11:40,357 --> 01:11:43,277 - When exactly did you say that? - When you were drying your pants! 1069 01:11:43,278 --> 01:11:46,724 You had known her 15 minutes and you already knew she was a fake? 1070 01:11:46,725 --> 01:11:50,386 - I pick up on these things in people very quickly. - She does. 1071 01:11:50,388 --> 01:11:52,627 - I just have a nose for it. - Fake, what does that mean? 1072 01:11:52,628 --> 01:11:57,814 I don't want to listen to this. Why do you put me through this, Alan? 1073 01:11:57,815 --> 01:11:59,416 Relax, Nancy... 1074 01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:02,681 She's a complete phony. She doesn't care any more than you do. 1075 01:12:02,682 --> 01:12:04,631 It's true. 1076 01:12:04,632 --> 01:12:07,771 - He said it's true. - They don't give a shit! 1077 01:12:07,772 --> 01:12:11,660 It's obvious from the beginning, they don't give a shit. 1078 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:15,427 - She doesn't give a shit either. - Like you do? 1079 01:12:15,428 --> 01:12:20,796 Let him talk, honey. Explain to me, Michael, exactly how you care. 1080 01:12:20,797 --> 01:12:25,253 What does that mean anyway? You're more credible when you're being openly despicable. 1081 01:12:25,254 --> 01:12:28,594 Truth is, nobody here cares. Except maybe Penelope. 1082 01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:30,819 One must acknowledge her integrity. 1083 01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:34,940 I don't need your acknowledgment! I don't need your acknowledgment! 1084 01:12:34,941 --> 01:12:37,880 But I do care. I really do care. 1085 01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:41,310 Yes Doodle we care in a hysterical way, 1086 01:12:41,311 --> 01:12:45,072 Not like heroic figures of a social movement. 1087 01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:48,643 I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. 1088 01:12:48,644 --> 01:12:53,050 Made me want to run out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster. 1089 01:12:53,051 --> 01:12:58,017 My friend Jane Fonda? What the hell does that mean? 1090 01:12:58,018 --> 01:13:02,926 You're the same breed. You're the same kind of involved, problem-solver woman. 1091 01:13:02,927 --> 01:13:06,344 Those are not the women we like. 1092 01:13:06,346 --> 01:13:09,822 The women we like are sensual, crazy, shot full of hormones. 1093 01:13:09,823 --> 01:13:13,693 The gatekeepers of the world, the ones who want to show off how perceptive they are, 1094 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,327 Huge turnoff. 1095 01:13:16,328 --> 01:13:20,447 Even poor Michael, your own husband is turned off... 1096 01:13:20,448 --> 01:13:22,049 Don't you speak for me. 1097 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:25,416 We don't give a shit about what women you like! 1098 01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:27,941 Where do you get off spouting these opinions? 1099 01:13:27,942 --> 01:13:31,561 You're one man whose opinions we don't give a shit about! 1100 01:13:31,562 --> 01:13:33,749 She is screaming. 1101 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:37,046 A quartermaster on a slave ship. 1102 01:13:37,047 --> 01:13:43,711 What about her? She doesn't scream? She didn't just scream that your little asshole was right to beat up ours? 1103 01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:46,455 He was right! 1104 01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:49,202 At least our kid isn't a little wimpy-ass faggot! 1105 01:13:49,203 --> 01:13:53,063 Yours is a fucking snitch! 1106 01:13:53,198 --> 01:13:59,130 Let's go Alan, why are we still in this house? 1107 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:07,274 Here, this is what I think of these stupid tulips! 1108 01:14:07,275 --> 01:14:09,691 Your hideous flowers! 1109 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,254 Worst day of my life, too. 1110 01:14:56,978 --> 01:15:00,982 - THE END -