1 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:12,531 Defy reason. Defy everything you know. 2 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,137 Welcome to Fright Night. 3 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:39,099 Onstage at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. 4 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,184 Welcome back. 5 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:43,437 In the northern Las Vegas suburb of Hillcrest Bluffs today, 6 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:47,024 a woman leaving a grocery store says a man came up to her 7 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,692 and tried to bite her. 8 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,028 He was scared off by the security guard. 9 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,322 If you've seen or witnessed anything similar... 10 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,415 Really? Really? I'm going to take you apart. 11 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,001 You watch me. Watch me take you apart. 12 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,337 You're done. You're done. 13 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,588 Nothing doing? 14 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:19,635 This thing has got no ambition. It's got no huevos. 15 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,513 Doris, do you want some help with the trash? 16 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,973 Oh, I got it. Thanks. 17 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:30,479 All right. Good to see you, Char-Char. You're getting big. 18 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:42,074 Hey, kid. Don't leer at the neighbors. 19 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,451 She's the one that put the word on her butt. 20 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,453 I'm just reading it. 21 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,958 Is he ever going to move that dumpster? 22 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,585 Oh, Mom, come on. You got to get over it. 23 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,004 Attitude. 24 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,507 You've been stressed or something. 25 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,219 Amy? 26 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:05,472 Amy is good. Hasn't dumped me yet, so... 27 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,977 Getting what you want can be stressful. 28 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:13,188 Especially when you're not used to getting it. More to lose. 29 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:17,067 You reading those books again? The Power of Whatever-the-Hell? 30 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:21,238 Because they're definitely not working. 31 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,448 And neither is this bike. 32 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,242 Still tripping out over some guy's box. 33 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,160 It's an eyesore. 34 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:31,081 I'm trying to get people to move in, not join the legions leaving town. 35 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,166 - I like that word. "Legions." - Hello. 36 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,502 Can I get some help here? 37 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,963 - When the Perrys lived there... - When the Perrys lived there, 38 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,633 they were the greatest neighbors ever, but they moved. 39 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,595 I thought you were happy their house finally sold. 40 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,056 He's not digging a pool, so where did all this concrete come from? 41 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,266 That's a very good question. 42 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,352 Maybe you should spy on him some more and find out. 43 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:56,940 He's 13 feet from our house. That's not spying. 44 00:05:57,316 --> 00:06:00,569 It's merely observing. 45 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,865 - Hi, Mrs. Brewster. - Hey, honey. Hi, girls. 46 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,909 - Hi. - Hi. 47 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,540 - Oh, hey, Ed called again. - Yeah? 48 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,667 I'm tired of making excuses for you, Charley. 49 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,503 If you don't want to talk to him, just tell him. 50 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,631 Kind of defeats the purpose. 51 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,762 - Still can't get the bike started? - No faith. 52 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,140 So you don't need a ride? 53 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,434 Amy! 54 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,648 Amy! Oh, my God. 55 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,109 - Charley? - Yeah. 56 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,361 - Guess what? - What? 57 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:46,156 - Guess what? We are on time. - Oh, good. 58 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,200 - You stress too much. - No, I don't. 59 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,827 Yeah, you do. You do your worried thing. 60 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,330 - What's my "worried thing"? - Your worried thing. 61 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,625 I don't have a worried thing. I never make that face. 62 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,627 All the time. 63 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:03,340 - Ladies. - Dudes. Looking good. 64 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,469 Seriously? A mochaccino? 65 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,222 You can't ride with the girls any more. I mean, 66 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,058 you let them brush your hair, My Pretty Pony? 67 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,268 Chuck's secure. 68 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,812 Nice, man. Nice kicks. 69 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,857 - Puce. - Fuck, yeah. 70 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,025 I have track after school. I'll see you later. 71 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,111 Hey, Amy, Amy. 72 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:29,408 About the prom. I was going to ask you. I just kind of figured it was a go. 73 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:34,121 You, me, ill-fitting tuxedo. The whole thing, you know? 74 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,458 No. Nobody goes to the dance in senior year. 75 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,793 Okay. Yeah, I knew that. 76 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,753 - It's so not cool. - I know. 77 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:45,215 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 78 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,017 Did you find a freaking genie lamp, man? 79 00:07:55,142 --> 00:08:00,480 Make a sacrifice to the hot-ass gods? How do you get that? 80 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,733 Just game, man. 81 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,152 Rock-solid game. 82 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:09,323 - He doesn't even have a car. - Seriously. 83 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,658 - Ben Wegener? - Here. 84 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,744 Nick Straley? 85 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,663 Nick? 86 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,291 - Courtney Frank? - Here. 87 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,460 Adam Johnson? 88 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,504 Adam? 89 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,547 - Steve Danton? - Here. 90 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,300 - Matt Hofstetler? - Yo. 91 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,595 - Ellen Mclntosh? - Here, Ms. Granada. 92 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,388 Samuel Silverman? 93 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,558 Holy crap, man. How did you get that? 94 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,268 She's hard up, man. 95 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,522 Dude, I think Ed's going to talk to us. 96 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,981 Hey, can I get a minute? 97 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,400 Just the two of you? That's sweet! 98 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,403 Now he can school you in the ways of geek-douchery. 99 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,490 Nice. Don't you have some sluts to go fuck? 100 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,158 Actually, yeah, I do. 101 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,536 It's important, Brewster. 102 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,042 What's up, Ed? 103 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,836 You know Adam's missing, right? 104 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,629 What do you mean, Adam's missing? 105 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,216 I keep trying him. No texts, no phone calls, nothing. 106 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,759 I don't know if you were paying attention at roll call, 107 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,178 but he's not the only one that's gone. 108 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,556 Kids aren't coming to school. That happens all the time. 109 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:16,723 What do you want me to do about it? 110 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,100 Just meet me at his house after school. 111 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,768 We'll check around and see if he's okay. 112 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,521 I can't. I'm sorry. I'm busy. 113 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,315 I don't think you understand what I'm telling you. Adam's gone. 114 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,484 Do we really have to do this here? 115 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,319 Am I supposed to not even speak to you any more? 116 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,197 - Be quiet. Don't spaz out. - "Don't spaz out." 117 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,492 You don't want me to spaz out? Oh, my God! It's so horrible! 118 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:39,872 Crossing the streams! Will high school as we know it cease to exist? 119 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:46,044 Okay. You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? 120 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,298 The LEGO contests, the Farscape conventions, 121 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,716 - the costumes? - Please stop. 122 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,759 Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong, 123 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,345 so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour? 124 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,432 - Stop. - Then be my backup. 125 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,353 Okay, fine. Adam's after school. 126 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,439 Don't be late. 127 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,611 I'd really like Stretch back, by the way. 128 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,785 You know what I want for dinner? 129 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,622 You realize you're eating right now, right? 130 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,291 You just forced me to get you a smoothie so big 131 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,835 that they named a planet after it. 132 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,048 It's true. I'm insatiable. 133 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,217 You are. 134 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,390 What was that for? 135 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,726 Nothing. 136 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:48,273 I'm so sorry to take up your time. I really appreciate your help. 137 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,652 Is my mom flirting? 138 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,656 Hey, Charley, I'm at Adam's house, 139 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,575 and it's really weird, because you're not here. 140 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,911 Remember those videos of us back in the day? 141 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,830 Adam, you, and I dressed in tights? 142 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:08,585 You don't want your new pals seeing you in that, do you? All right. 143 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,258 So, not a pool? What's the work you're doing? 144 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,553 Foundation problems. I had to rip up half the basement. 145 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,805 Oh, these houses were practically built overnight. 146 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,890 It never surprises me when they come apart. 147 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,309 This is the third time this thing has broken. 148 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,229 Done. Just needed a new stem. 149 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,899 Jerry, this is my son, Charley, and his... 150 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,360 I don't know. Do we say "girlfriend"? 151 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,778 Hi, I'm Amy. 152 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,530 Hey, Jerry. 153 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:37,823 Nice to meet you. 154 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,243 So, Jerry is our new neighbor at the Perry place. 155 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,037 - And he's handy. - No kidding. 156 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,456 I'm sorry about the mess, Charley. 157 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:50,377 I was just saying to your mom I'll have the dumpster gone tomorrow. 158 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,837 It doesn't bother me. My mom was... 159 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,882 Jerry does night construction on the Strip. 160 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,759 You play ball. 161 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,929 I'm always looking for a pickup game. 162 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,974 Yeah, no, I do. Definitely. 163 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,684 - I do. - It's more of a collector thing, the shoes. 164 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:09,479 He's obsessed. They sleep on sidewalks to get them. 165 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:14,443 - I play, though. - It takes a real man to wear 166 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,695 puce. 167 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,780 I like them. 168 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:24,286 So, I'd invite you guys inside, but it's a mess. 169 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,372 - I've been meaning to. - Be neighborly. 170 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:31,168 A drink. Something. 171 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,137 Soon, okay? 172 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,723 Yeah, you bet. And thank you so much for the help. 173 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,684 It's the least I could do. 174 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,521 My God. Why did you blow him off? 175 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:54,107 A guy that good-looking still single? Bad bet. He is a player. 176 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,443 Nice, Mom, breaking it down. 177 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,447 I've had enough man troubles. I am not getting suckered again. 178 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,288 I got to go. 179 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,541 - What? - I'll call you later. Okay? 180 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,000 - Now? - Dinner's on. 181 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,919 - That's fine. I'll eat after. - Charley! 182 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,130 - Are you okay? - Okay, see you, guys. 183 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,858 Dude, where the hell have you been? 184 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,944 - You said after school. - I meant right after. This is dusk. 185 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,946 - Do you know what that means? - No, I have no idea. 186 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,575 - Let me consult my pocket dictionary. - Nice. 187 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,789 Hello? Anybody home? 188 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,667 Nope. 189 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,561 This is nuts. 190 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,147 I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but 191 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,566 that guy, your neighbor, 192 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,818 he's a vampire, man. 193 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:23,155 - My neighbor? Next door? - Yeah. 194 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,907 Jerry. I just met him. 195 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,575 Okay. Jerry. 196 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,161 That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry? 197 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:33,665 I didn't name him, man. I'm just reporting the facts. 198 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,171 Dude. 199 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,016 Hello? 200 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,478 Adam? 201 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:02,194 Yo. It's Ed. 202 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,202 - Jesus. - I feel stupid. It's a cardboard cut-out. 203 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,954 Nice. 204 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,958 - They're not here, dude. - It's not just them, okay? Listen to me. 205 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,752 I saw this thing on channel 13 where there was this lady 206 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,547 who escaped an attacker that tried to bite her. 207 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,882 Why are you walking like that? 208 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,138 All right. Listen. 209 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,560 Adam and I graphed out all the attacks, all the disappearances. 210 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,645 - Whole families, gone. - That happens all the time. 211 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,605 Nobody lives in Vegas, they just pass through. 212 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,232 You live in Vegas. 213 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,653 That's you right there in the center, next to his house and Perry's old place. 214 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,613 His windows are completely blacked out. 215 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,156 Lots of people have blacked-out windows. 216 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,200 They work on the Strip at night, sleep during the day. 217 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,619 Which is why it's the perfect plan. It fits! 218 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,705 What? That Jerry's a Dracula? 219 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,749 No. Dracula is one specific vampire. I'm telling you... 220 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,920 Dude, I know what you're telling me. I'm making fun of you. I'm mocking you. 221 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,631 - Awesome. - You read way too much Twilight. 222 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925 That's fiction. This is real. 223 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,093 He's a real monster, 224 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,054 and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. 225 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,640 He's the fucking shark from Jaws. 226 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,227 He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. 227 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:21,106 And I seriously am so angry you think I read Twilight. 228 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,616 Ed? Ed? 229 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,659 You haven't asked him in yet, have you? 230 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,077 Because obviously he can't get in 231 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,746 without an invitation. I know you know that. 232 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,165 - You're on drugs, dude. - No, well... Yeah. 233 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,875 But I thought you'd take my word on this, man. 234 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,585 I have hard evidence at home. 235 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,587 Okay. 236 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,175 All right. Listen. We have to stake him in his nest, okay? 237 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,637 Me and you. But not now. It's too dark. 238 00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:52,763 We should go during the day. 239 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,223 That's what I read on Peter Vincent's website. 240 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,892 - The magician? - Yeah. 241 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,186 The magician in the bandana and the leather pants and... 242 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,646 - Yes. - ...tattoos and... 243 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,731 Yes. He's the master of dark forces. 244 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:07,027 He studies vampire methodology. What else do you need? 245 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:14,368 Can we just pretend for one minute that you're not a complete douchebag? 246 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,161 Evil, this was fun when we were eight. 247 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,747 - Try 16. - Whatever, man! 248 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,166 Point is I grew up. If you don't want to, that's fine, 249 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,086 but don't get an attitude because I'd rather have a life than make shit up. 250 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,840 I get it. You're so cool, Brewster. 251 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,050 Go ahead and join your Clark High early peakers, 252 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,219 - and that includes your girlfriend. - Shut up. 253 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,888 She's undeniably doable, yes, I will give you that, 254 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,890 but we used to make fun of her and her friends. 255 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,726 - She's a skank. We used to make fun... - Shut up! 256 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,237 Adam's gone and you act like you don't give a shit! 257 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,282 What the fuck happened to you? 258 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,993 We were inseparable. 259 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,954 You know when my life started to get better? 260 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,832 When I stopped being friends with you. 261 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,892 What a fucking asshole. 262 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,816 Goddamn. 263 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,155 - Why are you on my street, bro? - Sorry. I'm really sorry about that. 264 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,490 You tracked your nerd juice all the way down it. 265 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,827 Really? Looks like I tracked some nerd juice on your face there. 266 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,122 Oh, yeah? Do I still got some? Still there? 267 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,790 Okay. 268 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,752 Just hit me. Really, I don't have time for this. 269 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,003 Seriously? 270 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,714 Jesus, I just gave you a fucking invitation to hit me. 271 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,008 You just gave me an invitation... 272 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,640 You better run, boy! I'm coming! You better run! 273 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,906 Unbelievable. 274 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,590 Shit! 275 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:38,136 You back the fuck up! I'm armed! I know how to use this thing! 276 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,223 Hello! Please! Please, somebody let me in! 277 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,684 Someone's after me right now! Please! 278 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:47,104 Help me! God damn it! 279 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:01,451 Forget it, Jerry. No invitation. You can't get in. 280 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,290 Oh, shit. 281 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:11,378 Abandoned. I thought you did your homework. 282 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,131 You've been watching me. 283 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:20,220 I've been watching you. It seems fair. 284 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,056 Shit, shit. 285 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,017 That looked like it hurt. 286 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,530 You bit off more than you can chew. 287 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:23,534 It's too late. I told people what you are. You've been made! 288 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,453 And you think anyone's actually going to believe you. 289 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,997 Don't play that crap, don't play that mind shit with me. 290 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,250 I'm serious. Try me! 291 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,293 Okay. 292 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,884 You say you're glad you're different. 293 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,888 - Get back! - How can you be in a place like this? 294 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,642 These people, even your best friend, 295 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,812 - you're nothing to him now. - No. 296 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,898 You were born for this. 297 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,150 And you know it. 298 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,280 It's a gift. 299 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,931 Good on his word. 300 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,187 Kid Comeback! 301 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,522 Gladiator Man! 302 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,608 Squid Man! 303 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,611 - Come at me if you dare! - I dare! 304 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,617 What can you do now, Squid Man? 305 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,999 - Hey, you. - Is Charley up yet? 306 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,920 You try. My voice seems to be on some frequency he can't hear. 307 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,296 Charley! 308 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,216 The world is Kid Comeback's! 309 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,262 No, you're already dead. No, you're already dead. 310 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,264 Coming! 311 00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,643 - Eden Miller? - Here. 312 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,686 Ed Lee? 313 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:18,273 Edward Lee? 314 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,985 - Zach Taylor? - Here. 315 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,446 - Beth Tepper? - Here. 316 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:34,998 Charley! 317 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:38,085 - Hey, Mrs. Lee. - What a nice surprise. Come in. 318 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,003 Rick, Charley's here. 319 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,672 - This looks great. - Thank you. 320 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:46,176 - Look at you, so handsome! - No. You look great. 321 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:49,721 Ed said you really sprouted up. Look at you. How's it going? 322 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,557 Ed's going to be so sorry he missed you. 323 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:55,143 - Oh, he's not here? - No, he leaves early. 324 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:59,189 Do you mind if I run upstairs and... There's just a book that we need. 325 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:02,067 Of course. Make yourself at home. 326 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:05,153 - Right up there. - Nope, I remember. 327 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,432 Oh, man. 328 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:45,903 Peter Vincent. Welcome to Fright... 329 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:57,039 Oh, Adam. Here he comes. You see? You see what I'm saying? 330 00:24:57,164 --> 00:25:00,292 He's a guy with a wheelbarrow. The horror. 331 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,046 Don't be a dick. You know what I'm trying to prove. 332 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,926 There. That's his truck. 333 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,346 Fuck! Fuck me! Oh, he didn't look. 334 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,642 That's him right there, Adam. He does not show up on the video. 335 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:20,687 He is so nailed. So nailed. 336 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,132 - Hey, guy. - Hey. 337 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,051 Guy. 338 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:54,596 - You could really do me a solid. - What's that? 339 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:59,726 I got a girl on her way over for a beer, and I'm all out of beer. 340 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:02,688 It's... Sucks. 341 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:06,525 Set me up. I'll pay you back two times. A sixer for your mom and one for you. 342 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,486 - What do you say? - Yeah. 343 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,738 Yeah, let me do that. 344 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,951 Right now. I'll go right now and check what we got in the fridge. 345 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,036 Okay. 346 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,456 - Cool. Just give me a second. - Cool. 347 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:27,337 Let me just see what she's got. 348 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,923 Mom's kind of a... 349 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,718 Kind of a 350 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,345 light domestic 351 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,265 kind of a mother. 352 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,939 Nice kitchen. 353 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,568 Good cabinet work. 354 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,820 Thanks. 355 00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,617 You cool with Budweiser? 356 00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,703 Yeah, that works. Yeah. 357 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,167 - Oh, shit. - Can I help you with that? 358 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,836 No! No, no. 359 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,966 I got it. 360 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,472 I just... Yeah, I got it. 361 00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:38,408 Sorry it's not a sixer. 362 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,470 This girl tonight, she's a handful. 363 00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,431 You know? 364 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,643 Women who look a certain way, they... 365 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:09,273 They need to be managed. 366 00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:11,567 It's true. 367 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,826 Your dad ducked out on you? 368 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:26,164 Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but... 369 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:33,130 there's a kind of neglect. 370 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:38,135 Gives off a scent. 371 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:44,808 You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. 372 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:47,227 The two of you, 373 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,229 alone. 374 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,484 And your girl, Amy, she's ripe. 375 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:59,823 I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. 376 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:05,871 You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. 377 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,709 It's on you to look out for them. 378 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,796 You up for that, guy? 379 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:19,301 - I think I can manage. - Good. 380 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:24,139 Because there are a lot of bad people out there, Charley. 381 00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:34,149 Everyone's got to look after his own business. 382 00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:43,742 Thanks for the beers. 383 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,464 Hey. 384 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,383 Where have you been? 385 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:02,302 You told me to meet you here an hour ago. 386 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,056 Hello? 387 00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:07,766 Hey, are you all right? 388 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,853 Are you all right? Everything good? 389 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:12,688 Yep. 390 00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:16,191 - Why shouldn't it be? - No, it should. 391 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,569 Did you ever read this? 392 00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,821 - No. - It's really good. 393 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,282 It's kind of sexy, actually, in like, 394 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:27,870 frustrated, unconsummated sort of way. 395 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,913 Like us, you mean. 396 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,124 Kind of makes it hotter. 397 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:44,511 - Am I boring you? - No, I'm just tired. Sorry. 398 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:47,639 Okay. That's all right. We can fix that. 399 00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:53,520 Do you want to get under the covers? 400 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:59,526 Right now? Really? 401 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:03,989 Yeah, why not? We could just give it a go, and... 402 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:07,201 Please believe me, there is nothing I would rather be doing right now 403 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:10,037 than getting under the covers with you. 404 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:12,039 Okay. 405 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:18,253 Charley, don't be nervous. 406 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,255 It's okay. 407 00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:24,635 I'm not nervous, I'm cool. I'm good. 408 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,688 Did you hear that? 409 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,941 Sorry I'm late. 410 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:42,945 Doris. Oh, shit. 411 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,072 Shit. 412 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:47,115 What? He's hot, your neighbor's a stripper. 413 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,492 They were bound to find each other. 414 00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,035 Go-go dancer. 415 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,623 No. You take away two tiny pieces of cloth, she is a stripper. 416 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,625 Rude. 417 00:31:57,668 --> 00:32:00,045 Oh, shit! Oh, shit, he saw us! 418 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,673 Maybe. It's not a big deal. 419 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:08,220 It's a huge deal, okay? Very big deal. He looked at us and he was pissed! 420 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,849 Okay, Charley, if you're not into this, can you just tell me? 421 00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:13,517 Because you don't have to do me any favors. 422 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:17,604 Amy, I'm not doing you any favors. Of course I'm into this. Of course. 423 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,648 I don't trust that guy. 424 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:22,526 You're so stupid, Charley. 425 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,820 - I'm going. - Oh, come on. I'm sorry. 426 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:29,032 No, I'm going. I'm going to leave you to look out the window at the neighbors 427 00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:32,578 and have fun with your neighborhood watch thing! 428 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,850 Oh, shit. 429 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,524 911... 430 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:07,446 A woman screaming? 431 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,365 You bet she screamed. 432 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:14,369 "You bet I made her scream." Jeez. 433 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:18,040 - Keep it down a bit. - Sure, absolutely. 434 00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,375 Unbelievable. 435 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:14,763 Come on. Come on. 436 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,269 There it is. 437 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,689 Doris? 438 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:30,047 Doris? 439 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,303 Doris? 440 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,338 Doris? 441 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:52,254 Shit. 442 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,571 Fuck! 443 00:38:02,324 --> 00:38:04,284 Doris? 444 00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:06,286 Doris. 445 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,871 It's Charley. 446 00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:10,999 Charley? Charley! 447 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,335 Oh, God! Get me out of here! 448 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,838 I am. I am. 449 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,011 Hurry! 450 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,437 Shit! Shit! 451 00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:36,066 Oh, no, he's coming back! He's coming back! No! 452 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,753 No, please. 453 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:05,262 Please don't. Please. 454 00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:14,104 No, please don't. Please don't. 455 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,317 Fuck! 456 00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:54,705 Oh, God! 457 00:40:56,623 --> 00:41:00,002 Good. I got you. I got you. 458 00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:03,714 That's the first thing you wear for Joe when you get your new boobies. 459 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,925 I want to get breast implants, but my husband, he's more of an ass guy, 460 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:10,888 and he's very happy with my boobies, with my minus-As. 461 00:43:10,424 --> 00:43:12,301 Thank you. 462 00:43:12,467 --> 00:43:16,346 You'll be all right. You'll be all right. 463 00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:37,242 Hey, you're going to be late. 464 00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:44,249 The hours you keep. It's like living with a vampire. 465 00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:45,876 Mom... 466 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,879 That guy Jerry, next door. 467 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:51,965 Under no circumstances is he invited into our house, 468 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,550 all right? He's dangerous. 469 00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,719 - I think I can handle myself. - Mom, please, I'm serious. 470 00:43:55,844 --> 00:43:58,555 Don't acknowledge him. Don't talk to him, 471 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,891 and at night, please stay inside. 472 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:02,476 Why? Because he's dangerous? 473 00:44:02,601 --> 00:44:05,479 I can't answer a million questions right now. Will you just trust me? 474 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:09,733 Charley, stop! I'm your mom, not some ridiculous woman. 475 00:44:09,858 --> 00:44:14,321 I'm sorry, I can't do this right now. I can't answer a million things right now. 476 00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:17,282 I don't understand. Charley! 477 00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:34,216 - Hey. - Hey. 478 00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:38,804 You weren't in class. What are you working on? 479 00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:41,306 Porn. 480 00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:45,769 Good. I thought it was something creepy. 481 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,609 You okay? 482 00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:56,905 - I should probably... - Get back to your porn? 483 00:44:57,739 --> 00:45:00,826 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 484 00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:57,966 Get back, demons! 485 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:12,689 No! 486 00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:19,363 Stop, stop, stop. Stop! Cut it! 487 00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:22,741 Come on! What the fuck, people? 488 00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:26,203 Fire. She's supposed to be on fire, not dribbling fucking smoke. 489 00:46:26,328 --> 00:46:28,247 She keeps moving the squib. 490 00:46:28,372 --> 00:46:30,040 Hey, I do not. 491 00:46:30,165 --> 00:46:34,878 But Mr. Fireman here almost nearly burned off my extensions last time. 492 00:46:35,003 --> 00:46:39,842 Bugger this. Look! Get me some professionals, all right? 493 00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:42,469 Mr. Vincent? 494 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:44,721 Mr. Vincent? Hi, I'm from the Vegas Sun. 495 00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:46,223 We had an appointment today. 496 00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:48,433 I don't think so. Speak to my guy. 497 00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:50,978 No, we did. I'm doing that article, 498 00:46:51,103 --> 00:46:52,813 "Vampires: Separating Myth From Fact." 499 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:54,773 Do you want a quote? 500 00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:57,901 That's a shit idea for an article. 501 00:46:58,026 --> 00:47:00,028 Look, please... 502 00:47:01,238 --> 00:47:04,408 Please, I need your expertise and you're the man on this stuff, so... 503 00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:06,869 I fucked her. 504 00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:09,204 Filthy! 505 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:11,915 So, is this, what, 506 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,334 your first assignment or something? 507 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,378 Yeah. 508 00:47:19,131 --> 00:47:21,675 I'm going to pop your cherry. 509 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,762 Ginger! Bring him upstairs. You got 10 minutes. 510 00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:34,980 This is all his stuff? 511 00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:38,650 He started collecting tarots and Ouijas. Gateway stuff. 512 00:47:38,775 --> 00:47:42,029 Now scholars, they call him for answers. 513 00:47:42,154 --> 00:47:44,364 Those books, the forgotten texts, 514 00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:46,783 the Agrippa. He's read them all. 515 00:47:46,909 --> 00:47:50,037 No, don't touch anything. He's PMS-y today. 516 00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:52,206 Sensitive little girl. 517 00:47:52,331 --> 00:47:56,919 Over there, that's haunted antiques. Cursed stuff! 518 00:47:57,252 --> 00:48:02,799 And that's Pete's honorary degree from LVSU. 519 00:48:02,925 --> 00:48:05,677 But he got it off the Internet. 520 00:48:09,431 --> 00:48:11,308 Fuck! 521 00:48:12,434 --> 00:48:15,020 The one and only. 522 00:48:16,188 --> 00:48:19,983 - Midori me. - Midori yourself, douchebag. 523 00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:23,028 - Fuck you! - Asswipe. 524 00:48:24,446 --> 00:48:26,698 Come on in. Come on. 525 00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:43,298 It looks like pee, but I'm hooked. 526 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:46,343 - Do you want some? - I'm good, thank you. 527 00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:50,681 No? Too much for you? Do you want a Shirley Temple? 528 00:48:51,557 --> 00:48:53,642 Sit down. 529 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,647 So, 530 00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:03,902 I'm the expert for your vampire thing? 531 00:49:04,903 --> 00:49:07,155 They're all the rage. 532 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:11,076 Leather, it doesn't breathe. 533 00:49:11,201 --> 00:49:15,247 Fucking rashes are fucking killing me. 534 00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:22,462 Shoot. 535 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,048 Right. Well... 536 00:49:25,174 --> 00:49:28,302 Look, I know your show... 537 00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:32,014 I know your show is an illusion. 538 00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:34,266 Meaning bullshit? 539 00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:41,815 - Yeah, fair enough. - But say I wanted to kill a vampire. 540 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:46,695 - Yeah, sorry. Go on. - How would I go about doing that? 541 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:49,364 You want to know how to kill a vampire? Seriously? 542 00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,450 Yeah, kill a vampire. 543 00:49:51,575 --> 00:49:54,786 Well, let's think. 544 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,832 You got fire, beheading. 545 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:04,087 You can make him a big garlicky omelet. 546 00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,382 Or go traditional. Stake through the heart. 547 00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:13,013 Cool. So that stuff really works? 548 00:50:13,138 --> 00:50:16,308 Well, maybe not the omelet. 549 00:50:17,434 --> 00:50:19,728 How the fuck should I know? 550 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:26,235 I don't know. You have all this stuff, 551 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,237 and you... 552 00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:32,157 are "Peter Vincent: Vampire..." 553 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,826 - I don't know. I'm not sure. - I read books. 554 00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:40,749 You think I'm hanging out with Dracula? And the Easter bunny? Fuck off. 555 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,712 I'm sorry, but I have a personal interest in this. 556 00:50:45,838 --> 00:50:48,924 I think one of them got my friend. 557 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:51,176 What? "One of them," meaning a vampire? 558 00:50:51,301 --> 00:50:54,096 Yeah. Jerry. He lives next door to me. 559 00:50:54,221 --> 00:50:57,683 Jerry? Jerry the vampire? 560 00:50:57,808 --> 00:51:01,144 Do you think I don't know how this sounds? 561 00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:05,941 Two days ago I would have laughed in my face, but it's really happening. 562 00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:08,443 I am so far down the rabbit hole. 563 00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:13,740 I was in his house, or his lair, or whatever, and I got these pictures. 564 00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:15,909 - If you just look at them. - Okay. Get out. 565 00:51:16,034 --> 00:51:18,412 - No, please. - You're a nut job. Ginger! 566 00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,873 I'm not! I know what I saw. 567 00:51:20,998 --> 00:51:22,875 No, you don't. Illusion, remember? 568 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,002 People see what they want to see. This is... 569 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:26,879 You don't collect this stuff. You don't have all this stuff 570 00:51:27,004 --> 00:51:29,673 if you don't believe, and I promise you, I can take you to him. 571 00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:31,341 I can show you what you've been waiting for... 572 00:51:31,466 --> 00:51:34,094 What, in Clark County, Nevada? Ginger! 573 00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:35,846 That's a hotbed of supernatural activity. 574 00:51:35,971 --> 00:51:38,348 It is, though. It's genius. 575 00:51:38,473 --> 00:51:41,894 It's a transient population. People work all night, they sleep all day! 576 00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:43,353 Get this loser out of my sight, please. 577 00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:45,147 Stop! 578 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:49,234 He got my friend already! I am not crazy. 579 00:51:49,359 --> 00:51:52,779 I'm not. I don't want to know this shit. 580 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:55,073 Please, just look at these pictures. 581 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:58,827 Get the fuck out of my house! 582 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:02,289 Time to go, doll. Come on. 583 00:52:21,433 --> 00:52:26,271 Dude, is that Charley? What the fuck is he doing? 584 00:52:27,523 --> 00:52:28,774 It's paranoia. 585 00:52:28,899 --> 00:52:33,529 Once I thought I was being chased by carrots with machetes. 586 00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:36,448 - I know! - Whatever, man. 587 00:52:36,573 --> 00:52:39,368 You guys are both ruining my high. 588 00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:44,289 Oh, shit! All right, ditch the weed. I'm cool. 589 00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:53,423 - Hey, guy. - Yeah? 590 00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:58,428 - Fuck... - Oh, fuck. 591 00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:23,120 Hey. 592 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:25,622 - Hey. - Hey. 593 00:53:27,499 --> 00:53:30,878 The whole house looks like that show. Dark Shadows. 594 00:53:31,003 --> 00:53:35,924 Yeah. It's a gag for Amy. 595 00:53:36,049 --> 00:53:37,968 Long story. 596 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:41,972 Don't, Mom, don't! Don't open it! 597 00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:47,769 How did you get in here? 598 00:53:47,895 --> 00:53:49,479 - It was unlocked. - Oh, my God. 599 00:53:49,605 --> 00:53:51,899 Mom, please, I told you to lock the door! 600 00:53:52,024 --> 00:53:53,692 Okay! 601 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:56,945 You are flipping out. You're acting all weird. 602 00:53:57,070 --> 00:53:59,615 You're blowing everything off. 603 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:02,409 Is that a stake? 604 00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:07,039 No. Maybe. 605 00:54:07,915 --> 00:54:09,041 Look. 606 00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:14,379 Even if you are losing it, you do not get to blow me off. 607 00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:17,799 You don't go from something to nothing overnight. 608 00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:21,970 You're not nothing to me, Charley, so whatever is happening, 609 00:54:22,095 --> 00:54:27,518 I would like you to talk to me, to tell me what is going on. 610 00:54:28,685 --> 00:54:31,355 Oh, man. Amy, look... 611 00:54:32,606 --> 00:54:35,692 I need you to just forget about me, okay? 612 00:54:35,817 --> 00:54:37,903 I'm not going to let you get hurt. I'm sorry. 613 00:54:38,028 --> 00:54:40,864 What? How? How am I going to get hurt? 614 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,080 - Stay there. - I got it. 615 00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:50,749 No! Don't answer it. Please don't answer it. 616 00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:52,709 This is ridiculous, Charley. 617 00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,461 Jane, it's Jerry from next door. 618 00:54:54,586 --> 00:54:57,047 Don't answer the door. 619 00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:59,132 This is my house. I will answer the door if I want to. 620 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:00,384 But, Mom! 621 00:55:00,509 --> 00:55:02,928 Jane, I need to talk to you. 622 00:55:05,055 --> 00:55:06,348 Just hold on! 623 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:09,476 Now. Your son is harassing me. 624 00:55:09,601 --> 00:55:10,894 - Charley, what is going on? - Listen to me. 625 00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:12,646 Whatever he says, he's going to try to slip... 626 00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:14,439 Jane, he broke into my house. 627 00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:15,732 Is that true? 628 00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:19,653 I'd rather not take this to the authorities, but I will. I have no choice. 629 00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:22,698 He's sick! He's deluded. 630 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,618 Please. 631 00:55:29,037 --> 00:55:31,665 Go get the authorities! 632 00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:01,528 - Shit! - What? 633 00:56:04,907 --> 00:56:06,116 What is he doing? 634 00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:08,535 I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not good. 635 00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:16,376 We're all right as long as we stay inside 636 00:56:16,502 --> 00:56:19,505 because obviously he can't get in without an invitation. 637 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:24,343 - Like a vampire. - Yeah, really, like a vampire. 638 00:56:25,093 --> 00:56:26,845 This is the joke for Amy, right? 639 00:56:26,970 --> 00:56:28,847 I can't believe you got Jerry to go along with it. 640 00:56:28,972 --> 00:56:30,849 Take this. 641 00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:32,893 Okay. 642 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:34,895 Vampire protection. 643 00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:37,397 I don't think this is funny. 644 00:56:40,150 --> 00:56:42,027 Shit. 645 00:56:44,947 --> 00:56:47,866 What the fuck is he doing to my yard? 646 00:57:10,097 --> 00:57:11,974 What's that? 647 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,747 I don't need an invitation if there's no house. 648 00:57:35,873 --> 00:57:38,041 Come on. Come on! 649 00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:42,588 Get in! I'll drive. 650 00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:49,595 Jesus Christ, Charley, what the hell is going on? 651 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:53,515 Mom, just go! Just gun it! Just go! 652 00:58:07,404 --> 00:58:09,198 - Is everybody okay? - Are you all right? 653 00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:11,200 Nobody's hurt? 654 00:58:14,203 --> 00:58:16,079 Look out! 655 00:58:16,955 --> 00:58:21,001 Are you all right? Amy, are you okay? You okay? 656 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:22,628 - Jesus! - Mom, keep driving! 657 00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:23,879 What the hell is going on? 658 00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:27,633 This is seriously not okay, Charley! Who the fuck is this guy? 659 00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:29,676 Mom, I told you, he's a fucking vampire! 660 00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:33,180 - Enough with the vampires! - Really! 661 00:58:33,305 --> 00:58:36,934 Let's just calm down. I'm going to call the police. 662 00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:39,895 - I don't have any service. - I do. No. 663 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:43,982 I hate the fucking desert! Now I have a psycho next door. 664 00:58:46,235 --> 00:58:50,072 Oh, shit. Charley, is this him? Who is this? 665 00:58:51,281 --> 00:58:54,284 Oh, man. Damn it. 666 00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:55,661 - Oh, my God. - No. 667 00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:58,413 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no. 668 00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:02,042 God! What the fuck! 669 00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:03,168 What is he doing? 670 00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:04,503 Charley, he's coming around the side. 671 00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:06,588 Keep going. Keep going. 672 00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:08,590 Jesus Christ. 673 00:59:08,715 --> 00:59:11,009 Shit. Look out! 674 00:59:13,011 --> 00:59:15,222 What does he want? 675 00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:27,526 - Oh, no. What do I do? - Hit him. 676 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:28,944 - What? - Hit him. 677 00:59:29,069 --> 00:59:32,281 - Mom, just hit him! - Charley, no! 678 00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:34,741 Just fucking hit him! 679 00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:38,829 - Don't stop. - Holy shit! 680 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:41,874 - Just drive. Don't stop! - Oh, my God. 681 00:59:51,383 --> 00:59:54,219 - Do you see him? - No. 682 00:59:57,806 --> 01:00:00,225 - Did I kill him? - Hopefully. 683 01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:14,740 Mom. 684 01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:18,243 Oh, God. 685 01:00:21,079 --> 01:00:25,584 No! That's his fucked-up vampire hand. Now do you believe me? 686 01:00:26,001 --> 01:00:27,044 Shit! 687 01:00:27,169 --> 01:00:29,671 Keep driving, Mom! 688 01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:36,136 Oh, my God! 689 01:00:36,845 --> 01:00:38,680 Charley, fucking kick him! 690 01:00:38,805 --> 01:00:40,766 Shit! 691 01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:44,520 Get away from me! 692 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:51,610 - Where is he? - I don't know. 693 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,581 - Where is he? Where did he go? - Stay in the car. 694 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,295 What the hell do you think you're doing? 695 01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:12,339 No! Stay in the car! 696 01:01:12,464 --> 01:01:15,425 You stop in the middle of the road, you got a taillight out. 697 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,917 No, Charley! 698 01:01:52,921 --> 01:01:54,548 Hey! 699 01:01:54,673 --> 01:01:56,550 Charley! 700 01:02:15,152 --> 01:02:17,029 Hey. 701 01:02:18,113 --> 01:02:20,115 Please go. It'll be all right. Go. Take her and go! 702 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,910 Amy, take her and go! 703 01:02:23,035 --> 01:02:25,287 Catch you later. 704 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:29,791 I repel you with the power of Christ the Lord. 705 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,920 Do you? Really? 706 01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:38,800 That's a mighty big cross you got there, Charley. 707 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:42,221 The question is, do you have faith? 708 01:02:42,346 --> 01:02:44,223 Get back! 709 01:02:45,307 --> 01:02:48,894 Not the cross. Not the cross, Charley. 710 01:02:51,730 --> 01:02:54,107 Come here. 711 01:03:00,322 --> 01:03:03,492 You ever get a stake in the chest, Charley? 712 01:03:04,409 --> 01:03:07,246 I have. It hurts. 713 01:03:07,371 --> 01:03:08,830 But they missed the heart. 714 01:03:08,956 --> 01:03:12,000 It's right here, Charley. 715 01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:14,503 Easy measurement. 716 01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:17,339 You shouldn't have been so nosy. 717 01:03:29,309 --> 01:03:30,936 - Mom! - Mrs. Brewster! 718 01:03:31,061 --> 01:03:33,105 Her head. 719 01:03:36,358 --> 01:03:38,235 - You got her? - Yeah. 720 01:03:53,584 --> 01:03:56,086 - Charley... - Hang on! 721 01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:35,542 Good show tonight, right, babycakes? 722 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:38,462 You were late again on "The Devil's Torture Chamber." 723 01:04:38,587 --> 01:04:40,923 I have something for you. Look. 724 01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:45,302 You were early again in the bedroom. 725 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:46,595 Fuck you! 726 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,390 I will fuck myself. Someone's got to do it. 727 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:31,306 We won't be up all night. 728 01:05:31,473 --> 01:05:34,309 Honestly, it's really not a party. 729 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:37,354 Sit tight. We might have a few more questions for you. 730 01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:39,773 - Okay. - Mom? 731 01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:42,985 I love you. Bye. 732 01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:50,033 They only asked a couple of questions. We should be okay. 733 01:05:50,158 --> 01:05:53,495 I don't know. I think maybe you should've said something to the police. 734 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,875 Like what? "This vampire moved in, borrowed a six-pack of Bud, 735 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,004 ate a stripper and blew up our house because we wouldn't invite him inside." 736 01:06:02,296 --> 01:06:06,508 Last time I called the cops, they nearly all went to Chili's together. 737 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:10,345 Okay. 738 01:06:14,141 --> 01:06:16,310 This is my fault. 739 01:06:17,352 --> 01:06:20,022 You didn't make any of it happen. 740 01:06:20,439 --> 01:06:23,817 Ed came to me, and I turned my back on him. 741 01:06:23,942 --> 01:06:26,069 How were you supposed to believe him? 742 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:29,031 I mean, he begged me. 743 01:06:29,323 --> 01:06:31,450 I mean, he really... 744 01:06:32,326 --> 01:06:34,453 And he was my best friend. 745 01:06:34,953 --> 01:06:38,916 I know, but, Charley, people, they change. 746 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:42,044 Yeah, and I just changed into a dick. 747 01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:43,837 I figured my dweeb past 748 01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:47,508 wasn't really going to be very popular with the ladies, so I... 749 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:51,178 Are you trying to say this is my fault? 750 01:06:56,016 --> 01:06:58,560 I just really wanted you to like me, that's all. 751 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:01,063 Charley, 752 01:07:02,147 --> 01:07:04,399 I knew you were a dweeb. 753 01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:08,946 Do you think I wanted some dude like Mark? Or Ben? 754 01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:10,989 No. 755 01:07:11,406 --> 01:07:15,077 I like you. Because you're different. 756 01:07:17,996 --> 01:07:20,999 It didn't hurt that your skin cleared up. 757 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,544 Thanks. 758 01:07:28,674 --> 01:07:30,968 - Hello? - I can help you. 759 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:33,262 My place in one hour. 760 01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:35,889 We're going to see the Peter Vincent? 761 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:40,727 It's underwhelming, believe me, but he's what we've got. 762 01:07:40,936 --> 01:07:43,605 Mom's very religious. 763 01:07:49,945 --> 01:07:52,656 I'll tell you what I know, but that's it. 764 01:07:52,781 --> 01:07:54,575 Right? 765 01:07:54,700 --> 01:08:00,205 Don't expect me to join your little Scooby gang. Sit down. 766 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:03,458 Whatever you got, I'll take it. 767 01:08:05,627 --> 01:08:08,088 That insignia you showed me. 768 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,634 It's a species that originated in the Mediterranean. 769 01:08:12,801 --> 01:08:16,471 They nest in the earth. And they kill slowly. 770 01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:19,808 They keep their victims alive for days. 771 01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:22,519 Snackers. 772 01:08:22,644 --> 01:08:25,606 And they turn everyone? They change them into... 773 01:08:25,731 --> 01:08:26,857 Yeah, I got it. 774 01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:30,611 They're tribal by nature. He could be trying to turn them all. 775 01:08:30,736 --> 01:08:32,279 Replenish his ranks. 776 01:08:32,404 --> 01:08:34,531 How do we kill these guys? This tribe. 777 01:08:34,656 --> 01:08:37,743 You two? You don't. 778 01:08:38,994 --> 01:08:43,415 It's a strong breed. You're going to need an army. 779 01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:48,337 Hang on. Sorry. Sorry. 780 01:08:50,756 --> 01:08:52,216 - Hello! - Mr. Vincent? 781 01:08:52,341 --> 01:08:54,384 - Yes! - You have a delivery. 782 01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:56,553 All right. Send him up. 783 01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:58,931 Ginger, we've got a delivery! 784 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:02,226 I'm watching my programme! You get it! 785 01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:06,146 You're TiVo-ing it, you lazy cow! Come on! 786 01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:12,694 Shit. Douchebag. 787 01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:15,280 Hi, doll. 788 01:09:15,697 --> 01:09:19,743 eBay. I order things late at night when I've had a few cocktails... 789 01:09:19,868 --> 01:09:21,828 So, yeah, some nice stuff. 790 01:09:21,954 --> 01:09:23,830 Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late? 791 01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:25,874 Yeah. 792 01:09:28,710 --> 01:09:30,379 No. I don't know. 793 01:09:30,504 --> 01:09:33,507 Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a... 794 01:09:33,632 --> 01:09:36,134 An invitation, airhead. 795 01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:39,513 Hey, Mr. Vincent, package for you. 796 01:09:39,638 --> 01:09:40,764 Fuck! 797 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:43,350 One second, guys. Business call. 798 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,894 Hello. Oh, yeah. 799 01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:50,732 No, I'm looking at them right now. Yeah, come on up. 800 01:09:51,066 --> 01:09:53,068 He's actually quite modern. 801 01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:56,196 Jerry dispensed with all that "master" stuff. 802 01:09:56,321 --> 01:09:58,615 Ed, if you have a problem, just keep it with me, okay? 803 01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:03,579 Oh, do I got a problem. You let him get to me. 804 01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:06,248 You let him turn me into this. 805 01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,711 Stay away, demon. 806 01:10:10,836 --> 01:10:12,629 Is that itsy-bitsy little sticky for me? 807 01:10:12,754 --> 01:10:14,631 It's a crucifixion nail. It's lethal to you. 808 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:17,718 Yeah. That's old school. Nice! 809 01:10:17,843 --> 01:10:21,430 You're going to have to get pretty close to use that thing, though. 810 01:10:27,352 --> 01:10:28,645 Oh, no, you don't. 811 01:10:28,770 --> 01:10:30,689 Come on! Let's go! 812 01:10:35,944 --> 01:10:38,280 Holy shit! 813 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,824 You took my arm! 814 01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:43,952 Are you enjoying your panic room, master of darkness? 815 01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:47,247 God, you are such a pussy. I love it! 816 01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:49,291 Come on! 817 01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:53,629 Oh, my God. 818 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:57,257 - Oh, my God. - Amy, listen to me. 819 01:10:57,382 --> 01:11:00,344 There's more than one way out, and there's a million things to fight with. 820 01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:02,179 We're going to be okay. All right? 821 01:11:02,304 --> 01:11:05,307 - Yeah. - Trust me. Come on. 822 01:11:07,809 --> 01:11:09,645 Come on! 823 01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:14,149 Damn it. 824 01:11:14,942 --> 01:11:18,153 Give it up, Chuck. 825 01:11:18,612 --> 01:11:21,782 If you hadn't turned out to be such a dick, 826 01:11:21,907 --> 01:11:23,867 I might have tricked you out. 827 01:11:23,992 --> 01:11:27,120 We could have rocked this evil shit together! 828 01:11:27,996 --> 01:11:29,957 Sign in, please. 829 01:11:30,082 --> 01:11:34,795 Sign in, all right? I'm talking to you! 830 01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:37,673 I need you to sign in. No exceptions... 831 01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:54,273 I expected more of a fight from you, Brewster. 832 01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:57,442 Girl's made you lazy in the head. 833 01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:00,279 Pussy will do that. 834 01:12:01,697 --> 01:12:05,158 I can hear you breathing. 835 01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:08,954 It's really fucking cool. 836 01:12:10,706 --> 01:12:13,500 I can feel you. 837 01:12:13,834 --> 01:12:16,336 I can taste you. 838 01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,298 You're so... 839 01:12:22,217 --> 01:12:23,844 Fuck! 840 01:12:23,969 --> 01:12:25,846 Come on! 841 01:12:28,056 --> 01:12:30,642 Not so fast, Chuck. 842 01:12:34,062 --> 01:12:36,356 We got some catching up to do, my friend. 843 01:12:36,481 --> 01:12:40,402 Amy, go. Amy, please go! 844 01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:50,871 It's just you and me now, buddy. Mano a mano. 845 01:12:50,996 --> 01:12:53,582 Let's do this. 846 01:12:56,919 --> 01:12:58,962 Nice weapon there, Squid Boy. 847 01:12:59,087 --> 01:13:00,130 Ed... 848 01:13:00,255 --> 01:13:01,965 Not going to do you much good, though, 849 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:05,719 because I'm a goddamn killing machine. 850 01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:20,275 Come on. It's like you're not even trying. 851 01:13:47,803 --> 01:13:50,138 I'm so glad you're here. 852 01:14:09,783 --> 01:14:11,702 Werewolves. 853 01:14:17,332 --> 01:14:19,293 Vampires. 854 01:14:41,023 --> 01:14:44,318 Bone is a motherfucker, Chuckles. 855 01:14:45,527 --> 01:14:47,654 It's hard to cut. 856 01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:54,578 Is this weird for you? 857 01:14:54,703 --> 01:14:57,497 Because I'm feeling really homo right about now. 858 01:15:02,669 --> 01:15:04,671 Fuck! 859 01:15:14,223 --> 01:15:16,683 Bimbo's got some juice. 860 01:15:26,026 --> 01:15:27,903 Jerry's here. 861 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,575 Do it, Charley. 862 01:15:34,952 --> 01:15:38,247 Charley, do it now! 863 01:15:49,758 --> 01:15:52,886 It's okay, Charley. It's okay. 864 01:16:02,604 --> 01:16:06,817 Come on. I found the stairs. We have to go. Come on. 865 01:16:07,776 --> 01:16:09,611 Come on. 866 01:16:29,965 --> 01:16:31,842 Shit. 867 01:16:41,977 --> 01:16:43,729 Come on. 868 01:16:43,854 --> 01:16:46,523 Wait. He can't kill us, not in here. 869 01:16:46,648 --> 01:16:50,944 Really? Look around. Do you think any of these people are going to notice? 870 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:53,780 - Oh, shit. - Oh, God. 871 01:17:10,005 --> 01:17:13,175 It's tequila mad T-shirts! 872 01:17:20,682 --> 01:17:25,145 - Amy! - Charley! 873 01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:27,314 Amy! 874 01:17:36,949 --> 01:17:39,034 Amy! 875 01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:44,081 Charley! 876 01:17:44,206 --> 01:17:46,083 Amy! 877 01:17:47,876 --> 01:17:49,753 Now that is what I'm talking about! 878 01:17:49,878 --> 01:17:52,881 Can you help me? Please? 879 01:17:56,885 --> 01:17:58,762 Charley's going to come. He's gonna find me. 880 01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:01,014 I'm counting on it. 881 01:18:01,598 --> 01:18:05,519 You'll see. You just need a taste. 882 01:18:09,898 --> 01:18:11,984 It could be like a dream. 883 01:18:22,202 --> 01:18:24,079 Amy! 884 01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:26,206 - How did you get in here? - Listen, man! Listen to me! 885 01:18:26,331 --> 01:18:29,585 He's dangerous. You have to help me. That guy's going to kill her. 886 01:18:29,710 --> 01:18:31,753 Yeah, she looks to be liking it, then. 887 01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:34,756 No, man. Listen, you don't understand! 888 01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:46,268 Attagirl. 889 01:18:49,271 --> 01:18:52,316 - ID, then you can... - I don't have ID! There's no time! 890 01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:55,444 Amy! Amy! 891 01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:10,542 Amy! No! No! 892 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:14,713 No! Amy! 893 01:19:32,481 --> 01:19:34,691 Shit! How did you get in here? 894 01:19:34,816 --> 01:19:38,695 Security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out. 895 01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:40,906 You, too? Has he turned you? 896 01:19:41,281 --> 01:19:43,825 Check your monitor, man. 897 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:54,336 I don't know if Amy's alive or dead or turned, but he got her. 898 01:19:55,003 --> 01:19:58,048 I'm going to end him, or he's going to end me. 899 01:19:58,173 --> 01:20:01,343 That's how it's going to be, and you're gonna come with me. 900 01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:07,891 Don't you understand this yet? There will be no fighting. 901 01:20:08,016 --> 01:20:11,103 There will only be surviving. 902 01:20:11,270 --> 01:20:12,855 - Maybe. - Really? 903 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,398 You think if you live and we all die, 904 01:20:14,523 --> 01:20:16,859 you'll be able to get us out of your head? 905 01:20:16,984 --> 01:20:21,113 No, I know I won't. I never could after the first time. 906 01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:24,199 So I told myself I made it up. 907 01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:29,705 I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters. 908 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,333 Made what up? 909 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:38,881 The vampire that killed my parents, 910 01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:41,175 but not me. 911 01:20:42,050 --> 01:20:45,387 You think I collected all this stuff because it was bitching? 912 01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:49,308 Come with me. We'll go in at dawn. He's got to rest some time. 913 01:20:49,892 --> 01:20:54,855 The only reason I survived the last time is because I had the sense to hide. 914 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:59,067 If you want to be a dead hero, good for you. I'm out. 915 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:04,239 You think I'm a coward. I'm not. I'm a realist. 916 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:08,035 So you just bail on people. 917 01:21:08,202 --> 01:21:11,788 Hey, I get it. My dad was like that. 918 01:21:11,914 --> 01:21:16,084 But I don't want to live till tomorrow if you're the kind of man I'm going to be. 919 01:21:21,256 --> 01:21:23,926 Hang on. Wait. 920 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,181 Blessed by Saint Michael. 921 01:21:30,599 --> 01:21:35,103 You kill your vampire with this, it's supposed to change his victims back. 922 01:21:38,106 --> 01:21:40,609 Maybe you can still save your girlfriend. 923 01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:43,946 If it's for real. 924 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,449 You got a plan? 925 01:21:47,699 --> 01:21:49,159 There's no guarantee he'll be sleeping. 926 01:21:49,284 --> 01:21:52,287 To stake him, you got to get close. 927 01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:57,125 Torch him. 928 01:21:57,543 --> 01:22:00,879 A vampire on fire is not thinking clearly. 929 01:22:01,463 --> 01:22:06,260 If he's on fire, how do I get close enough to stake him? 930 01:22:12,224 --> 01:22:14,434 Fuck. 931 01:22:54,308 --> 01:22:56,518 I'm going to kill a vampire. 932 01:22:57,144 --> 01:22:59,521 Good for you. 933 01:23:50,656 --> 01:23:52,908 Amy! Amy! 934 01:23:53,575 --> 01:23:55,953 - Amy! Amy! - Charley! 935 01:23:56,078 --> 01:23:58,622 - You all right? - Hey. Yeah. 936 01:23:58,747 --> 01:24:01,583 - Hang on. I'm going to get you out. - Hurry. 937 01:24:05,504 --> 01:24:08,048 Shit. Shit. 938 01:24:09,925 --> 01:24:12,344 Amy! Amy? 939 01:24:13,679 --> 01:24:17,224 - Fuck! - Sorry. 940 01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:21,854 I guess I don't want to be a man like me, either. 941 01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:28,110 Let's kill something. 942 01:24:30,445 --> 01:24:33,073 Floor trap. I use them all the time. 943 01:24:33,198 --> 01:24:35,158 What do you think is down there? 944 01:24:35,284 --> 01:24:37,327 There's only one way to find out. 945 01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:39,121 You're going down? 946 01:24:39,246 --> 01:24:43,792 See that? Like a great date. You get me drunk, I'll try anything. 947 01:25:05,063 --> 01:25:07,983 Peter. Peter. 948 01:25:21,830 --> 01:25:26,793 Oh, shit. I may not be drunk enough for this. 949 01:25:32,508 --> 01:25:34,676 After you. 950 01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,757 Help! 951 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:20,806 You know this is a trap, right? 952 01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:23,100 I'm counting on it. 953 01:26:50,294 --> 01:26:52,212 Fuck! 954 01:27:04,183 --> 01:27:06,310 She's all yours. 955 01:27:10,272 --> 01:27:12,941 Look at you, all grown up. 956 01:27:14,484 --> 01:27:16,987 Welcome to Fright Night... 957 01:27:18,447 --> 01:27:20,741 for real! 958 01:27:26,663 --> 01:27:28,832 Oh, fuck. 959 01:27:32,127 --> 01:27:34,505 You've got your mother's eyes. 960 01:27:37,382 --> 01:27:39,843 And your father's aim. 961 01:27:41,887 --> 01:27:43,680 Better. 962 01:27:43,805 --> 01:27:45,682 Fuck! 963 01:27:47,851 --> 01:27:49,728 Amy! 964 01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:10,207 Ow! 965 01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:15,504 Really? 966 01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:20,008 A pebble? That's it? 967 01:28:25,347 --> 01:28:27,933 Oh, shit. 968 01:28:46,952 --> 01:28:48,954 Fuck! 969 01:28:51,123 --> 01:28:55,085 You know you should have saved me, Charley. 970 01:28:55,252 --> 01:28:58,755 There's still time. All right? 971 01:29:05,512 --> 01:29:08,765 He's inside me now. 972 01:29:27,201 --> 01:29:29,453 Fucking eBay! 973 01:29:32,915 --> 01:29:35,083 I'll be the best you ever had. 974 01:29:35,209 --> 01:29:38,962 The only you ever had. 975 01:29:40,506 --> 01:29:45,761 Charley, we could be together forever. 976 01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:04,947 Shit! 977 01:30:22,297 --> 01:30:25,092 - You missed. - I know. 978 01:30:55,914 --> 01:30:58,792 - How you holding up? - Fucking great. 979 01:31:00,002 --> 01:31:03,130 - Mark? - You're dead now, asshole. 980 01:31:08,218 --> 01:31:10,095 What were you thinking, Charley? 981 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:14,516 That you were just going to walk in here with your little crossbow 982 01:31:14,641 --> 01:31:17,853 and put to bed 400 years of survival? 983 01:31:17,978 --> 01:31:21,190 No, Charley. Not likely. 984 01:31:22,274 --> 01:31:24,651 You smell that? 985 01:31:25,527 --> 01:31:27,654 It's your fear. 986 01:31:30,324 --> 01:31:32,326 It's intoxicating. 987 01:31:32,451 --> 01:31:37,456 It's a very specific scent, Charley. 988 01:31:49,343 --> 01:31:52,221 Amy's scent, 989 01:31:52,638 --> 01:31:56,308 now that was exquisite. 990 01:31:56,683 --> 01:32:00,979 It's all gone now, Charley. 991 01:32:03,315 --> 01:32:05,901 She's something, isn't she? 992 01:32:06,652 --> 01:32:10,155 I have to thank you for bringing her to me. 993 01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:14,451 Well, she makes me feel young again. 994 01:32:15,619 --> 01:32:16,995 I'm smoking. 995 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:19,957 Yeah, you're turning. 996 01:32:20,666 --> 01:32:23,168 You can't stay there forever, Charley. 997 01:32:23,335 --> 01:32:27,130 The sun's got to go down, but we can wait. 998 01:32:38,475 --> 01:32:40,435 That's rough. 999 01:33:06,587 --> 01:33:08,547 Got a light? 1000 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,390 That's your plan? 1001 01:33:19,433 --> 01:33:22,227 Actually, it's your plan. 1002 01:33:27,816 --> 01:33:29,693 Fuck. 1003 01:34:24,289 --> 01:34:26,458 Fuck you! 1004 01:34:36,176 --> 01:34:39,388 Charley! In the heart! 1005 01:35:30,731 --> 01:35:32,691 Charley? Charley, come on. 1006 01:35:32,816 --> 01:35:34,651 Come on, Charley! 1007 01:35:34,776 --> 01:35:37,196 Charley, come on. Come on, come on. 1008 01:35:37,321 --> 01:35:39,489 Wake up. Wake up. 1009 01:35:39,740 --> 01:35:42,409 Come on, you little prick. 1010 01:35:43,118 --> 01:35:44,995 Charley! 1011 01:35:57,633 --> 01:36:02,304 - Hey. - Hey. 1012 01:36:03,972 --> 01:36:05,974 You okay? 1013 01:36:07,017 --> 01:36:08,936 Yeah. 1014 01:36:09,770 --> 01:36:11,730 Are you? 1015 01:36:14,816 --> 01:36:16,985 Yeah, I'm all right. 1016 01:36:19,988 --> 01:36:21,990 You little shit. 1017 01:36:22,491 --> 01:36:26,620 Next time you're going to use my plan, give me a heads-up first. 1018 01:36:34,962 --> 01:36:37,256 That was a fucked-up night. 1019 01:36:57,985 --> 01:36:59,945 Are you sure? 1020 01:37:00,988 --> 01:37:02,865 Yeah. 1021 01:37:09,413 --> 01:37:11,456 One second. 1022 01:37:12,541 --> 01:37:13,876 Hello? 1023 01:37:14,001 --> 01:37:17,629 Hey, it's me. Just checking in. What are you up to? 1024 01:37:21,550 --> 01:37:22,593 Nothing, nothing. 1025 01:37:22,718 --> 01:37:24,553 - What are you doing? - Just did a little shopping 1026 01:37:24,678 --> 01:37:26,555 - for the new house. - Shopping? Nice. 1027 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:30,392 Something actually just came up, and I have to go. 1028 01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:31,560 You okay? 1029 01:37:31,685 --> 01:37:33,478 Yeah, I'm good. Are you all right? 1030 01:37:33,604 --> 01:37:35,606 Yeah, monster free. 1031 01:37:35,731 --> 01:37:38,317 Good. Monster free is good. I'll talk to you later, okay? 1032 01:37:38,442 --> 01:37:40,360 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 1033 01:37:41,361 --> 01:37:43,655 If you're naked, I'm absolutely going to look. 1034 01:37:43,780 --> 01:37:45,699 Dude! Dude! 1035 01:37:45,824 --> 01:37:50,245 I know. Sorry. I left my phone. 1036 01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:52,831 I'm not looking. I promise. See? 1037 01:37:52,956 --> 01:37:56,627 I can't see a thing. All right. That's it. I'm out of here. 1038 01:37:56,752 --> 01:37:59,296 It's all yours. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1039 01:37:59,421 --> 01:38:00,923 That doesn't narrow it down. 1040 01:38:01,048 --> 01:38:04,885 There's, like, mini golf and sushi. Carry on! 1041 01:38:07,137 --> 01:38:10,974 Will you promise me, now we'll finally be alone? 1042 01:38:11,099 --> 01:38:12,434 I promise. 1043 01:38:12,559 --> 01:38:16,355 - Promise? - I promise, promise, promise.