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- Lula loves her syrup.
- You have enough syrup.

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Mrs. Butterworths
isn't a squirt bottle.

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It's no big deal. You've had enough.

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- Mom, these aren't brown enough.
- Do you want me to burn them?

5
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No, but I just want them more brown.

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Mikey, Mom's not a short order cook.

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Eat up now.

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Double knots?
We never did double knots.

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- Sweetie, I can't get it.
- Don't use a fork.

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No bubbles at the table.
Eat your breakfast first.

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She's right, you know,
my eggs taste like bubbles now.

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- Hurry up, honey, you'll be late.
- All right.

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The van needs an inspection sticker.
Good luck.

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Alrighty.

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What's this?
Look who's hiding.

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Mr. Dino...
and another weird stowaway.

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Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie.

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- Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye, honey.

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Nathan!

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- What's that?
- What?

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That.

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Maple syrup.

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Mmm, man! Can you believe
that comes from a tree?

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Don't taste my pants.

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I can't taste your pants?

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Ever.

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- Ever?
- No.

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Well, don't spill maple syrup on them.

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Just because it's there
doesn't mean you have to taste it.

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- I like maple syrup.
- Not from my pants.

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I love it.

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How about this:
What if you had, like, an inkpad...

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only instead of ink,
it was soaked in maple syrup.

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Or peppermint.
Any flavor you wanted.

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- And you just open up your little pad.
- Right.

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And you press your finger on it
and then you taste your finger.

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Peppermint. Any time of day.
Or cherry.

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Wouldn't the pad get disgusting
after awhile?

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Disgusting how?

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I don't know. You keep touching it
with your filthy fingers.

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Couple of days that flavor pad's like
some mattress you find at the dump.

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You're right. It's no good.

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Tim.

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- Did you get your performance chart?
- Yeah.

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Well, look at mine. I don't get it.

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Good. Fair. Fair. Good.

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Then it falls into the red
in the focus department.

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Well, you know, Nick, that's because
you're a dreamer. You know?

49
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- I'm not a dreamer.
- You're not the most focused person.

50
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You're a dreamer.

51
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Yeah. I'm a dreamer?

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Hey, you want to feel something?
Come here.

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Sit in this chair. Come here.

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Okay.

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Check this out.

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Whoa.

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- Sit back.
- Oh, this is some chair!

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- Do you like it?
- Yeah.

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Feel this.

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What is that?

61
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- Lumbar support.
- That is good.

62
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- It's made especially for your spine.
- I like it.

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Comes with the office.
And the promotion.

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- Right.
- Thinking of buying a swimming pool?

65
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- What, are you kidding?
- I am.

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- Thinking bean-shaped.

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Expensive. Bean-shaped?

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Take a look at my performance chart.

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Look at your focus. It's way up there.
It's in the yellow.

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I'm telling you, you get your focus
even into the orange, just the orange...

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I guarantee you can have
a chair like that.

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- Really?
- And an office like this.

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And a piano-shaped pool
if that's what you want.

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It's all there for you.
All you got to do is focus.

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Just work a little bit harder.

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You can get bumped up to sandpaper
with me and the world opens up.

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You know what, man?
You could really sack out in this thing.

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I'm telling you, your numbers
aren't that bad. It's just focus.

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If you put together everything else, you
got a really strong thing going on...

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Nick. Nick!

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- I got to get back to work.
- Yeah.

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- Good talk.
- Yeah, good talk.

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- Remember what I said.
- Focus.

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- Just get into orange.
- That's all I need.

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Don't even worry about yellow,
just orange.

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Do you ever just watch your hand?

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No.

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I was just looking at my hand today.

89
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It was like a separate thing.

90
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It was...

91
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picking up papers.

92
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It tapped on my desk.
It sat in my lap.

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- It's like...
- Sorry.

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It's like a...

95
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It's like a sidekick.

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My little ugly sidekick.
It was very odd.

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Eww.

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- Oh, oh!
- What?

99
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- Oh!
- What?!

100
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How about this?

101
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A spray can, see?
And you spray it on dog poo...

102
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and the poo disappears.

103
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- Disappears?
- Yes!

104
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Where does it go?

105
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Who knows? But the thing is...

106
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you come up with something
that gets rid of dog turds,

107
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you are home free, my friend.
Home free.

108
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What?

109
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Nothing.

110
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Liposuction.

111
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You mean, where they suck the fat out?

112
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There's a thing about it in here.

113
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You're fine. You don't need
to get fat sucked out.

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- If we had a little extra money...
- We don't have extra money.

115
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- We have a little.
- Not to get fat sucked out.

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Hello?

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- Timmy. Timmy, check this out.
- What?

118
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You know that invention of mine
that makes turds disappear?

119
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I got a name for it.

120
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Vapoorize.

121
00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:04,980
Just like vaporize only you add an "o"
so you got "poo" right in the middle.

122
00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,380
Yeah, I get it.

123
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,620
Do you see how perfect it is?
Maybe even underline the poo.

124
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Va-poo-rize.

125
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- All right.
- Vapoorize.

126
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Goodbye.

127
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- Nick?
- Mmm-hmm.

128
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- What did he want?
- Nothing.

129
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Vapoorize.

130
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Next up, ladies
and gentlemen, Nathan Vanderpark.

131
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- Go ahead, Nathan.
- All right.

132
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- Here we go, Nathan. Here we go.

133
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- Almost.
- All right.

134
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- Nice try.
- All right, Nathan, let's...

135
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Close one.

136
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Oh! Come... all right.

137
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That's enough. Hey!

138
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Almost.

139
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- We'll get them next time, no problem.
- Good job.

140
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You know Dimitriov in research?

141
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- Dimitriov?
- Yeah.

142
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- Kind of big beard? Kind of strange?
- No.

143
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,460
- I told him about my invention.
- What invention?

144
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,860
Vapoorize!

145
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,980
Nick, you got a cute name, that's it.

146
00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:10,260
It's not an invention. It's an idea.
It's nothing.

147
00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,220
Not according to Dimitriov.
He thinks I'm really on to something.

148
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,500
- Bravo!
- Good stuff.

149
00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,620
- Good job.
- Good stuff.

150
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:37,460
You know what? I love this tent.
There's not one bug.

151
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,780
Guess what?

152
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:41,380
I went over to Dimitriov's
a couple nights ago.

153
00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,340
We ran some experiments in his sink.

154
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:46,060
- He's having a ball with this thing.
- What thing?

155
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,020
You didn't tell Debbie
about my invention?

156
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,940
No, sorry, I didn't.
Go ahead. This is great.

157
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,580
Check it out.
It's a spray can, okay?

158
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,500
And you spray it on dog poo...

159
00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:58,220
and the poo disappears.

160
00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:02,540
That is an awesome invention.
I mean, we could sure use it.

161
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:06,420
It's not an invention. It's nothing.
I mean, how does it work?

162
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,860
It's a spray can and you spray it on.

163
00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:12,020
- Exactly.
- Right?

164
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,140
Yeah, I know.
But what makes it disappear?

165
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,860
Things don't just disappear.

166
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,540
I don't know, honey.
How does anything work?

167
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,740
How does electricity work?
I think it's a great idea.

168
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,260
So do l. I think it's really exciting.

169
00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,260
- You're nuts.

170
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:27,700
Dessert, everybody?

171
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,060
- I'm nuts. I'm crazy.
- You're crazy!

172
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,060
Hey, I have an invention.
Honey, I have an invention.

173
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:36,860
It's this button you press and
you sprout wings and you can fly.

174
00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:40,340
You can fly into outer space,
to the moon, to Jupiter if you like.

175
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:49,420
He's doing so well.

176
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,540
He's not doing anything.

177
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:54,940
- Does he have any lines?
- No, honey, he's a tree.

178
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,140
Three months of rehearsal.

179
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:04,140
Dimitriov wants to know
if I want to take it to the next level.

180
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,180
Four thousand bucks.
You want to go in with me, 50/50?

181
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,780
I pray to God
you're kidding.

182
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,500
- Your invention?
- Yeah.

183
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:16,500
We've been working with dry ice.
We've got something amazing.

184
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,780
Nick, forget it.

185
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:22,260
No, wait a minute. $2,000.
We have that in our savings.

186
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,500
Who knows?

187
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:26,580
Shit doesn't just disappear.

188
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,300
It has to go somewhere.

189
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:33,100
And it's not an invention, it's an idea.
It's a pie in the sky idea.

190
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,300
And I'll tell you,
as your best friend...

191
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,660
I think you should
just pull out right now.

192
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,420
Don't waste your money.
You're gonna regret it.

193
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,860
"It's pie in the sky."

194
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:48,700
Where are the kids?
What's happening?

195
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,580
Honey?

196
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,020
I have champagne glasses, too.

197
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,500
All right!

198
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,980
What's happening?

199
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:02,660
Okay, let me get it for you.
I'll do everything.

200
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,540
You just stay there and just relax
and get ready for the big stuff.

201
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,420
- We got it.

202
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,780
- Exciting.
- Watch this.

203
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:14,420
I'm so glad you guys are here!
This is Dimitriov.

204
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,140
- Meet our best friends in the universe.
- How do you do?

205
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,860
Give Tim the flash, Big D.

206
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,580
Okay. Here, take it.

207
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,740
Goggles.

208
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,220
Shine it right on her, buddy boy.

209
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,820
"Her"?

210
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:50,220
- You told me it would work and it did!
- Did you see that?!

211
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,300
It works.
It works like a charm.

212
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,500
Did you guys see that?

213
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:03,500
Get a camera.
There's nothing to shoot!

214
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:08,220
Spray some on my butt
because I shat my pants. Yeah!

215
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,940
We are going to be so rich, Dimitriov!

216
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,060
Vapoorize!

217
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,020
God, we are going
to be so rich!

218
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,180
No matter what kind of dog you have,
let's face it,

219
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,020
they all gotta do their "business."

220
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,860
Vapoorize!

221
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,180
That's right!

222
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,900
One spray: Problem solved.

223
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,620
Is this some kind of video trick?

224
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:37,940
No.

225
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,780
It's the miracle spray.
One spray and doggy doo disappears.

226
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:43,700
No fuss, no muss, no tools,
no robot arm...

227
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,860
"How do I work it? I don't know!"

228
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,860
- Too good to be true?
- No!

229
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,100
Because life is tough enough.

230
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,740
Now at stores everywhere.

231
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,020
Now at stores everywhere.

232
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,580
Now's a good time
to break the big news.

233
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:45,300
I have decided to run for Congress.

234
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,740
Congress.

235
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,940
No, I'm serious.

236
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:54,300
Yeah. I mean, not the big Congress,
of course, the little one.

237
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,140
- "The little one."
- "The little one?"

238
00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,900
Yeah. Actually, it might be
the state senate. I can't remember.

239
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,340
Anyway, I'm super excited...

240
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,900
because we are so lucky...

241
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:09,180
and we have so, so, so much.

242
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,660
And I feel like
we should give something back.

243
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,460
So, I've decided
I'm going to run for Congress

244
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,740
or state senate or whatever.

245
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,660
And my main platform...

246
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:22,700
is going to be...

247
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,820
the environment.

248
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,060
State senate.

249
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,820
Environment, like the whole environment?

250
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,380
Yeah. I believe in all environments
and I'm going to say it.

251
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,460
And now for dessert.

252
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:43,500
Flan!

253
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:46,100
- Flan! Oh, boy!
- Whoo!

254
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:50,060
- Come on, kids, flan time!
- Get down here, the flan's here!

255
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,060
Flan, kids! Flan!

256
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,660
I love flan. Do you?

257
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,940
What is flan?

258
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,020
My God, you're in for such a treat.

259
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,020
- You don't know flan?
- Eat your flan, buddy. Kids, flan!

260
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,220
- Guys, flan's on the table!
- Flan!

261
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,500
Flan! Flan!

262
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,980
Flan! Yay, flan! Flan!

263
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,780
What's flan?

264
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,540
"Jasper and Amos
shine the flashlight into the hole.

265
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:16,940
"Staring up at them, tied and gagged,
was Louie the Grouch."

266
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:19,380
It's getting exciting, isn't it?

267
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:22,380
Boy, that flan was good.

268
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,940
I wish we had flan.

269
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,700
Dad?

270
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,380
Yeah?

271
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,700
Why are we getting the little,
itty-bitty pool?

272
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,180
It's not a little itty-bitty.

273
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:41,980
The square one's little itty-bitty.
We're getting the bean-shaped model.

274
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,820
A little itty-bitty bean.

275
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:47,900
It's not a little, itty-bitty bean.
It's an average-sized bean, Mikey.

276
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,380
And I got news for you.

277
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:53,340
There are kids in the world
who'd walk 50 miles through quicksand

278
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,980
just to stick a toe in your pool.

279
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,740
And I got news for you about beans too.

280
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:02,540
Some kids'd eat beans because they've
had nothing to eat their whole life,

281
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,500
but leaves and bark and roots.

282
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:08,460
And I guarantee you, none of them has
ever heard of your big, show-off flan,

283
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:13,340
or flan or whatever you want to call it
that you got to have every night.

284
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:21,620
Two thousand dollars.
That's all it would've taken.

285
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,900
- It's okay, honey.
- Dad's just having a meltdown.

286
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,140
Good night. Sleep tight.

287
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:27,860
- I don't like English muffins.
- Eat your cereal.

288
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:30,100
- I don't like English muffins.
- Eat your cereal.

289
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,620
- Try different breakfast foods.
- I like pancakes.

290
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,380
- Tomorrow we'll have pancakes.
- Fine.

291
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,380
I don't want any more cereal.

292
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:45,380
Eat up, otherwise you don't
get to play with Corky, okay?

293
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,620
- What?
- Nothing.

294
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,220
Why are you always asking "what"?

295
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,500
- I'm not always asking "what."
- Yes, you are.

296
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,060
It's true, Dad, you are.

297
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,500
Well, because I know there's something.

298
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:05,820
- And you know exactly what it is.
- Then why do you always say "nothing"?

299
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,180
- Corky!
- Hold Lula's hand, honey.

300
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,460
- Corky!

301
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,060
So beautiful.

302
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,460
Such a great horse, Corky.

303
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,500
Who's a good boy?

304
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:23,500
Corky's a sweet and gentle horse
and me and the kids love him.

305
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,540
Corky happens to shit
the size of a breadbasket

306
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,500
in our yard every day
when he comes to visit.

307
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,260
What are you doing?

308
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,820
Nothing. Nothing at all.

309
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:18,460
I'm just throwing away some more
completely useless inventions.

310
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,860
For chrissakes, Debbie, light?
Light?! Come on!

311
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,140
Come on! This was shit.

312
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,980
You think Edison would've looked up
from his workbench at some shit spray?

313
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,900
Yes. Yes, I do.

314
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:34,220
Because, you see, a good invention
is a good invention!

315
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:37,020
I got news for you, sister.
Edison ain't looking up.

316
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,300
Sister. Sister?!

317
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,660
I'm calling you sister.

318
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,220
You should be so lucky
to be my sister.

319
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,060
She knows what she's talking about.

320
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,860
Windtalker, or whatever her name is.

321
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:52,260
- Do not call her that. It's Windsong.
- Windsong. My mistake. Windsong.

322
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:52,740
Knockety, knockety.
A-knock, knock, knock.

323
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:55,060
Knockety, knockety.
A-knock, knock, knock.

324
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,060
How's everybody doing?

325
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,980
What a day, right?

326
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,700
My God! Can you believe
the coffee that makes?

327
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,380
I knew you'd love it.
Let's go, tiger.

328
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,860
Look who's here, will you please?

329
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,700
Look who's here. It's okay, poopie.

330
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,740
Have you been stealing apples again,
you little rascal?

331
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:25,100
Listen, and I want you to be honest,
has Corky become a nuisance?

332
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,420
- No.
- Not one bit.

333
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,620
Natalie says, "Keep the corral closed."

334
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,860
But Corky's so crazy about your apples,
I don't know what to do.

335
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,180
No more apples for you.
No more apples...

336
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:38,060
I can't stop him. He loves your apples.
Are you sure he's not a problem?

337
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,340
- Positive.
- You guys are so fantastic.

338
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:43,140
Well, my buddy boy,
let's go shoot us some golf.

339
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:43,540
Well, my buddy boy,
let's go shoot us some golf.

340
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,900
I got something for you.
I'll be right back.

341
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:03,460
- Nick, no. Please.
- Yes. You'll love it.

342
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:05,780
You don't have to get me anything else.

343
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,860
When I hit it big,

344
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,340
everyone said I should buy a house
in Beverly Hills, Bel Air or Malibu.

345
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,100
"Why you spending money
on a mansion in the Valley?"

346
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:25,100
But I love my neighborhood, and being
across the street from my best friend.

347
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:28,020
Do you see how it moves in the wind?
That's what I love.

348
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:33,100
It flaps different than cheaper fabric.
Do you notice that?

349
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,340
- Yeah.
- And it makes you feel better.

350
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:41,100
Nice fabric makes you feel better!
It's mind-blowing, isn't it?

351
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:43,380
Nick, you buy us too much.

352
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:47,700
Too much?! You're my best friend.
Nice things make life nicer.

353
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:52,820
All right, let's take another look
at that follow-through.

354
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,620
I want the head down.

355
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,140
That is nice, Nicky.

356
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,180
- Right?
- Very nice.

357
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,820
God Almighty, Mr. Dingman.

358
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,460
Nick? Can I talk to you for a second?

359
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,540
Just take a second.

360
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,980
Can't it just be us?
You and me playing golf?

361
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,020
It's just, this is costing a fortune.

362
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:21,660
Cut it out with this money thing.
It means nothing to me.

363
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,940
Let's just enjoy it.

364
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,540
Why can't you come with us?

365
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,340
Because Daddy has to go to work.

366
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,740
You'll have a great time
at Aunt Nancy's.

367
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,580
Aunt Windsong, and you know that.

368
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,380
It's Aunt Windsong now.

369
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,780
Honey, you don't have to do this.
Really. Why do this?

370
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,580
Because I have to do this.
We have to do this.

371
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,540
Something has to change.

372
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,460
I can't look at you,
I can't look across the street.

373
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:55,700
I'm running out of places to look.

374
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,380
The pool people
come tomorrow.

375
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,900
Just wait and see this, Dad.

376
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,820
Whoa! You the man.

377
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,620
- You're the man.
- Yeah!

378
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,500
Hey, Timmy, check this out!

379
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,940
Yeah!

380
00:24:57,980 --> 00:25:00,300
Yah! Yah!

381
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,180
Yah!

382
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,340
Mr. Dingman!

383
00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:15,100
Mr. Parmenter wants to see you!
Section 1 1!

384
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:19,020
You wanted to see me?

385
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,060
You all right?

386
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,140
What?

387
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,420
You seem distracted!

388
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,580
- What?
- Come on!

389
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:29,580
Your performance chart's
pretty good until here.

390
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,860
And then your focus
nosedives into the red.

391
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,620
You see?

392
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:38,780
Now, is there anything that happened
around here...

393
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,780
you might like to talk about?

394
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:43,940
No.

395
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,060
- You sure?
- Yeah. No.

396
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,780
Any reason?

397
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:50,740
Reason? No, I can't think of...

398
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:54,300
Any reason at all?

399
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:59,180
No. No reason. No.
I mean, nothing I can think of.

400
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,060
I mean...

401
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:05,100
you know, other than every day
I get into my little shit-box car

402
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:08,620
and there he is,
with the wind in his hair...

403
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:11,060
on his great big shiny horse.

404
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:15,500
And I drive off to do what?
To make sandpaper.

405
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:19,420
To make paper with sand on it.

406
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:25,340
I'd love to see you try to turn your
weasely little mouth into a fake smile,

407
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,260
day after day after day...

408
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:30,100
while waving toodly-fucking-do
to your best friend,

409
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:33,660
who's rearing up on a big white horse
like he's the Lone Ranger.

410
00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:36,140
Then I'd like to see
your performance chart,

411
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,900
you beady-eyed
little shrimp-boat bastard!

412
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:43,020
Is that a reason?

413
00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:49,780
I mean, is that a reason?

414
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:11,060
Hi.

415
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:16,220
I don't really drink,
but my family just left me

416
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,300
and I got fired and I want a drink.

417
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:24,500
So, if you could just give me whatever
you'd have if you wanted to drink.

418
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,100
Please.

419
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,620
Harsh.

420
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,100
Abandoned.

421
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:40,420
Fired.

422
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:44,660
It's harsh, man.

423
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,220
Know what the best job
I ever got fired from was?

424
00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:56,820
Pretzel kiosk.

425
00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,580
Afternoon shift. Just loved it,
don't know why, just did.

426
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,900
Could be the apron, who the hell knows?

427
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,980
Or maybe the feeling of power you get
when there's a crowd.

428
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,500
One hand rolls dough,
ties those babies off.

429
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:13,620
The other hand maybe works the soda,
refills the mustard. It's quite a thing.

430
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,180
I'll tell you a secret.

431
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:18,460
If a pretzel is a quality pretzel,
you don't need salt.

432
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,140
It's just a fact.

433
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,980
How come?

434
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,740
Your family up
and blew out of town on you?

435
00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:36,260
Thank you, but I don't really feel like
talking about it right now.

436
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,860
- Thank you.
- Okay.

437
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:41,540
So, how come you got canned?

438
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,700
It's a whole different topic.

439
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,660
I just blew up.

440
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,980
Good for you, man. Good for you.
Good for you.

441
00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:56,500
- Who at?
- I blew up at my boss.

442
00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:59,140
Right on, brother. I hear you.

443
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,540
Man, I hear you!

444
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:04,660
What'd you go and blow up
at your boss for?

445
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:10,060
You know, it's like
a long, complicated story.

446
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:14,100
Well, that is sensational.
I'm the J-Man, by the way.

447
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,780
- Tim.
- Tim.

448
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,420
Ike.

449
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,340
Another round, please.

450
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:23,500
Something fruity
for me and my friend, Tim.

451
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,420
On the J-Man.

452
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,340
Okay, Tim...

453
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:32,500
just let it tumble out
like circus freaks, man.

454
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,180
I'm here for you.

455
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:36,860
The J-Man is zeroed in, okay?

456
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,180
Go.

457
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,980
Go.

458
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:46,700
Well, I have this friend.
He's my best friend.

459
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:49,340
I love the guy.
I mean, it's like we're, you know...

460
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,300
Our families do everything together.

461
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:55,380
- Used to go to work together every day.
- Keep it coming.

462
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,820
And he'd have these stupid...

463
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,180
He'd have these stupid ideas.

464
00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,220
Open your heart. Open your heart.

465
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,460
Where does it come from?

466
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,060
Shit.

467
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,660
It's all from shit.

468
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,580
You know who you are?
You're like that guy...

469
00:30:10,660 --> 00:30:12,820
Che, Che something.

470
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:16,900
- "Che something"?
- Up with the people. People power.

471
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,940
Or the kid that stole a chicken
with the golden eggs.

472
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,580
What a fantastic chicken.

473
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,660
Who's for the giant? Nobody.
You hear what I'm saying.

474
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,220
You're the hero.

475
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,500
Forget Che! You're like Robin Hood.

476
00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:30,780
- Robin Hood? Really?
- Listen to me.

477
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:34,300
Listen to me. Life's unfair.
It's a raw deal planet, Jack.

478
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,940
You, my little dumbbell friend,
are Mr. Everyman

479
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:40,940
and you don't even know it, which makes
you like the grand turbo Mr. Everyman.

480
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,340
Honestly?

481
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:43,660
Come on.

482
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,700
You're like a great big dimwit.
You know that. Fantastic.

483
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,220
Everyman Dimwit.

484
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:51,820
That stinking family across the street.
Who wouldn't feel like you?

485
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:57,300
I like you.
I'm glad I came in here.

486
00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:58,740
You know that?

487
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:02,260
Ringlets! Give me a break.
Let me tell you a little story.

488
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,820
When I was maybe 1 0,

489
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:08,260
there was this kid across the street,
Ernie "Nice Kid."

490
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:12,300
Ernie had everything.
Only kid around with a BB gun, okay?

491
00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:15,260
So one night I see
the whole family drive off.

492
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:19,420
What'd I do? I sneak across the street
and find the BB gun.

493
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,780
I squeeze off maybe five, ten pot shots
at the windows...

494
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,620
Hello. In my house.

495
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:28,780
- In your house?
- Yes, you got...

496
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,580
You squoze off to your house?

497
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,980
You got it.
Next morning my old man gets up,

498
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,620
sees all these little BB holes
in our windows.

499
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,820
He marches across the street,
bangs on the door and Tim,

500
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:41,700
my little bozo friend,

501
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:45,940
things changed big time
over there in Ernieville.

502
00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:53,140
That's what you got to do!

503
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,180
- What?
- Shake things up.

504
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,180
Over there, man.
Shake them up.

505
00:31:57,260 --> 00:32:01,780
Make them think of something besides
the temperature in that candy-ass pool.

506
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,380
- Shit, what time is it?
- What kind of question is that?

507
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:11,140
I got to get back!
They can't build the pool!

508
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:14,220
Ike, cab...

509
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:16,300
on the J-Man.

510
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:19,860
- Come on!

511
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:27,340
Excuse me!

512
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:32,180
Sir! Sir!

513
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:33,740
You have to stop, please.

514
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:35,420
Here they come!

515
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,300
- Whoo!
- Hi, Mom!

516
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:39,500
Digging, no. We can't pay for the pool.

517
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,940
We don't... we can't pay for the pool.

518
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:44,300
No, no. Stop! Sir!
No mas!

519
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:47,180
- Sir, I'll talk to the office.

520
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,420
Good afternoon, Mr. Tim.

521
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:53,660
- Hi.
- You look really, really wonderful.

522
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:57,260
And here is something from
your great friends across the street

523
00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,860
while your wonderful family is away.

524
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:11,900
"Thought you might enjoy a taste
from our newly acquired vineyard."

525
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:39,140
You got to shake things up.
Over there, man. Shake them up.

526
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:48,060
Carousel of dreams.

527
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,180
Casa Corky.

528
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,860
Casa Corky.

529
00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:59,860
Incredible.

530
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:01,540
Incredible hedge work.

531
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,540
You got to shake things up.

532
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,660
Over there, man.
Shake them up.

533
00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:16,140
Shake things up.
Shake them up.

534
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,500
Huh?

535
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,020
Corky.

536
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,780
My God. How is this possible?

537
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:03,420
How could a little arrow
kill a big horse?

538
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,700
Come on, Corky.
Corky, come on, come on.

539
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,740
It's just a little arrow.
Come on, Corky.

540
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,180
Giddy up, boy.

541
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,300
Corky. Giddy up. Giddy up.

542
00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,260
Corky.

543
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:18,300
Okay, Corky.

544
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:21,460
Come on, boy. One, two.

545
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,460
Come on.

546
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:25,100
Shit.

547
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,580
Shit. God.

548
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,900
Come on, Corky.

549
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,100
Hey.

550
00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,740
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

551
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,820
Car return.
How's that for service?

552
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:42,020
I'd probably still be driving a limo
if it wasn't for the hat.

553
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,060
Hats.

554
00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:45,420
Hats make my head itch.

555
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:48,460
- What time is it?
- You got a time hang-up, don't you?

556
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,940
Oh, God.

557
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,460
- Look at me.
- I was thinking the same thing.

558
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,300
You are one big stinking pig, Tim.

559
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,980
- How'd you get my keys?
- Keys?

560
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,340
The J-Man don't usually need keys,
my little dumbbell pal.

561
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:03,260
So, that's the place?

562
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:06,900
Look at it. All from shit?
I see what you mean.

563
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:10,300
I don't even live here and that place
is pulling my testicles up.

564
00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:13,100
I mean, literally,
they're actually coming up.

565
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,180
You ever get that?

566
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:16,660
I killed his horse.

567
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,260
- What?
- I killed his horse.

568
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:22,180
That story you were telling
about shaking things up...

569
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:24,620
I went over there and
I shot this bow and arrow,

570
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:28,060
and I shot at my house
and I hit his horse.

571
00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:29,780
He was eating apples in my yard.

572
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:33,540
There was a hole because we were going
to have a pool and I buried him in it.

573
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,780
- Well, now.
- Daddy! We're home!

574
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,140
No!

575
00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,980
It's my family.

576
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,260
- Hide!
- Hide?

577
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,100
Hide! Hide.

578
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:50,740
- Hide? Can't I just mosey off?
- No! Don't mosey off.

579
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:53,100
No, you can't mosey off.
They'll see you!

580
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,380
- So?
- So? So, what are you doing here?

581
00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:57,420
Who are you?
You're some guy from a bar.

582
00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:01,500
What's wrong with...?
I'm the J-Man, bringing your car back.

583
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,020
Daddy!

584
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,860
- Hey, tiger!
- Daddy!

585
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:08,100
- Hey, peanut.
- We all really missed you.

586
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:11,580
You look terrible.
Honey, one question.

587
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:14,660
What is at the heart of everything?
What I'm asking you is:

588
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:17,940
What is at the heart of the heart
of the heart of the heart?

589
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,940
Do you know what the answer is?
Self-love.

590
00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:24,060
Windsong told me that I have been
hating myself for resenting you.

591
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:27,740
And you've been resenting yourself
for passing up on a big opportunity.

592
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:31,020
What we need to do
is we need to focus on what we have.

593
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:35,180
Hey! Oh, hey!

594
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:37,460
This is... This guy...

595
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,180
Honey...

596
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:42,660
this is...
This man is the man...

597
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,180
who was in the bathroom.
I didn't tell you.

598
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:54,380
Honey... something happened
while you were gone, something bad.

599
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:55,860
What?

600
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,460
I'll take it from here, Tim.

601
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,780
Mrs. Dingman...

602
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,420
I'm Elmo Carp, pool rep.

603
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:08,060
Your husband and I were up here
discussing your swimming pool options.

604
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,940
- Swimming pool options?
- Yes.

605
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,980
You see, we dug it,
we had to fill it back in.

606
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:15,420
We're sorry as heck.
Where do we go from here?

607
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,220
That's the point we were at
when you barged in.

608
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:21,060
I don't understand.
Fill it back in?

609
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:24,220
So you mean we're not getting a pool?

610
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,380
No, sonny boy, I'm afraid not.
Too many gosh darn pipes.

611
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,780
- Pipes?
- Yes.

612
00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:30,980
Underground pipes in your yard,

613
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:35,940
but I've intruded enough
on your little family reunion here.

614
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,660
I'll be on my way.

615
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:40,500
And thanks for filthying up
your clothes,

616
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:42,420
helping me fill in the big hole, Tim.

617
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,580
Ma'am, your husband's
got the back of a coal miner.

618
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:48,940
I know because I've mined coal.
See you.

619
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,100
Something's happened to Corky.

620
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:00,740
- What?
- Corky?

621
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:03,180
- Have you seen Corky?
- I haven't seen Corky.

622
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,020
- Corky's gone?
- Have you seen Corky?

623
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,020
- I have not seen Corky.
- That's what I mean.

624
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,500
We've been looking and looking.
Where could he be?

625
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,940
- A great big horse, where?
- Nick, a horse can't just disappear.

626
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,100
- He's got to be somewhere.
- Yeah, but where?

627
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:18,220
Where? Where?
The kids are a mess.

628
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:20,780
Wish me luck.

629
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,180
Corky!

630
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,660
Corky, come on!

631
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:31,620
Good afternoon.
My name is Natalie Vanderpark.

632
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,940
I'm running for state senate
in your district.

633
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:36,020
So I thought l'd
canvass the neighborhood

634
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,900
and introduce myself to everyone.

635
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:39,700
Who it is, Mable?

636
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:42,660
It's that woman running
for state senate, Carl.

637
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:47,300
The shit lady? No way.
We're going with Shaunessey.

638
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:48,860
Your opponent Shaunessey,

639
00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:51,420
he asked a good question
on the radio this morning.

640
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,860
And what question was that?

641
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:57,140
Well, didn't your husband get loaded
making turds disappear?

642
00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:01,220
My husband invented Vapoorize,
if that's what you're referring to.

643
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,700
That's what Shaunessey
was talking about.

644
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:07,500
Where do all them turds go?
I mean, they got to be somewhere.

645
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,940
First they're here,
then they're not here,

646
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,420
and then they disappear.

647
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,220
Where does the turd go to?
Really, tell me now.

648
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:39,220
So long, everybody.

649
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,420
- Bye, have a good day at work.
- Bye, Daddy.

650
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,940
- Bye, honey.
- Good luck at the salt mines, Dad.

651
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,900
Where am I going?

652
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:53,100
Wait. Timmy, wait!

653
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,660
Wait! God.

654
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,300
Timmy, I can't find him.

655
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:59,740
I've been looking all night
and he's nowhere.

656
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,980
I know he's just a horse, but...

657
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,820
Corky.

658
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,420
Corky! Where are you,
my Corky boy?

659
00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,340
God, look at me.
This is crazy.

660
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,100
Will you pass these out
down at 3M for me?

661
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:23,460
I found some grooming hairs
in his tail brush.

662
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,420
My God.

663
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,860
- $50,000?
- It's pennies!

664
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:31,820
It's pennies. Who cares?
Corky's my pal.

665
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:38,340
He's my pal and I'd pay $50,000 to
find you if you were lost, wouldn't l?

666
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:41,100
- Yeah.
- Wouldn't l?!

667
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:47,940
- Okay.

668
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,460
All right.
It's going to be okay.

669
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:50,900
All right.
It's going to be okay.

670
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,820
Are you insane?

671
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:27,500
That is the most selfish thing
I ever heard in my life.

672
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:31,500
The guy loves you, man.
You'd be killing your best friend.

673
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:33,940
You killed his horse, right?
You killed his horse.

674
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:37,100
Now you want to tell him?
You tell him.

675
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,540
What about this?
We move the horse someplace else.

676
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:43,660
I find it, I get the reward.
I'm bending over backwards here.

677
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:45,740
How do we move a horse?

678
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:47,980
We dig him up. We haul him off.

679
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:51,900
No, I mean...
without anybody seeing us.

680
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:53,740
You ever hear of night?

681
00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:56,620
What about the noise?
My family's right there.

682
00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:58,460
I don't want them to...

683
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:00,620
You don't move the horse, I do,

684
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:02,860
while you and your family
are enjoying nature,

685
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,940
down at my cabin on the lake.

686
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:07,980
- You have a cabin on the lake?
- What?

687
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:09,980
You think I didn't have a childhood?

688
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:13,340
Bunk beds, hiking trails, hooty owls.

689
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:16,780
You can move a horse by yourself?

690
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:20,020
For 50 grand.

691
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:26,540
But I will say this:

692
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:30,820
Knowing what I happen to know
about things buried,

693
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,620
the sooner the better.

694
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:35,260
- Hey, Deb?
- Mmm-hmm?

695
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,500
How'd you like to go
to a nice cabin on a lake?

696
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,180
- Cabin on a lake?
- Yeah.

697
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:44,020
This guy at work offered his cabin.
It's supposed to be really nice.

698
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:47,380
- Who at work offered you this?
- Jackameyer.

699
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:50,740
Jack... Jack Jackameyer.

700
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:54,540
It's an hour from here
and it has all sorts of wildlife...

701
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:56,780
and hooty owls and stuff.

702
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,740
Hiking trails.

703
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,660
Where does the shit go?
We want to know!

704
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,500
Where does the shit go?
We want to know!

705
00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:09,820
Where does the shit go?
We want to know!

706
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,180
Pretty incredible, huh?

707
00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:42,260
Whoa!
Watch out. It's okay.

708
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:43,660
What a spot.

709
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,300
What do you mean, "what a spot"?
I mean, where...

710
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:52,300
He said it's just down at the end
of the private driveway.

711
00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:55,220
What private driveway?
This isn't a private driveway.

712
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:58,100
This is pretty private, honey.
I mean, this is great.

713
00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,500
Talk about secluded.

714
00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:01,740
We've walked, like, a mile.

715
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:04,820
It's not a mile, honey. It seems longer
because it's so beautiful.

716
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:07,180
Tim!

717
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:10,340
- Mommy, where's Daddy?
- I don't know, honey.

718
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,900
- I'm thirsty.
- Okay.

719
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:17,740
- Tim!
- Whoo! I found it!

720
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:21,460
It's a little sloping incline
down to the...

721
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:26,860
This is it?

722
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,940
You bet this is it.

723
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:32,620
This is...
This is wild, huh, kids?

724
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:36,180
Kind of like a... Like an old
gingerbread house in the woods.

725
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,580
Where's the lake?

726
00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:41,540
I'll tell you what. Why don't
we check out the bunkhouse, okay?

727
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:45,220
And then you guys can have a contest to
see who finds the lake first, all right?

728
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,940
Winner gets 50 cents.
50 cents. Come on.

729
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,420
Let's check it out.

730
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,340
Okay. Weird smell.

731
00:46:57,420 --> 00:46:59,380
Let's hold our noses. Come on.

732
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,180
It's okay, Mikey, come on in.

733
00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,340
- My God.
- It's okay.

734
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:07,300
Just a little critter. Just...

735
00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:10,420
Don't touch it. He's dead.

736
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:19,540
Under no circumstances
is this a lake.

737
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,300
Maybe there's a tide.

738
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:27,100
No one could ever find this lake.

739
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,940
Congratulations,
you saved yourself 50 cents.

740
00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:40,580
What is that?

741
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,220
Tim?

742
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,220
Yes?

743
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,420
Tim?

744
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:09,780
Yes?

745
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:11,100
You're Tim?

746
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,180
Yes, I'm Tim.

747
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,380
The J-Man says, "Come quick."

748
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,940
Come quick?

749
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,060
Yeah, come quick.

750
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,780
That's it.

751
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:25,140
Now, when you see the J-Man,
you tell him we're even.

752
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:29,340
And Bosco says,
"Up your ass with Mobil gas."

753
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,660
Okay.

754
00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,620
What will you tell the J-Man?

755
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:38,380
I'm going to tell him that Bosco
says we're even

756
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,300
and up your ass with Mobil gas.

757
00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:41,780
Mobil gas.

758
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:51,380
It's Jack's neighbor,
he needs some help.

759
00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:53,380
Neighbor?

760
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:55,820
That's right, Bosco,
he's as nice as Jack,

761
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,300
but his car's stuck
so I'm going to help him, okay?

762
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,140
I didn't see any neighbors.

763
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:02,260
What? You think Bosco would lie?

764
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:05,620
Why would Bosco lie?
I'll go get him right now if you want.

765
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,620
Okay.

766
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:09,940
- Okay?
- Yes.

767
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,300
Yes, I'd like to ask him
about this hellhole.

768
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:14,180
I don't want to bring him in.
He's big.

769
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:16,220
- You know, the floorboards.
- How big?

770
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,220
- How big?
- Yes.

771
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,380
Big. He's like a bear of a guy
with, like, a little head.

772
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:23,540
I don't know what that means.

773
00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,900
Look, I'm going to go help this guy

774
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:29,420
because Windsong would sure
as hell help this guy. Okay?

775
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,660
I'm going to be back.
Just go back to sleep, okay?

776
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,940
- What's wrong?
- It's for you.

777
00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:06,860
Don't hassle me about crumbs, man,

778
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,660
because I am on
the edge of the edge.

779
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:12,300
Hello?

780
00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:14,380
Natalie stormed out
of the bedroom.

781
00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:17,380
We had a terrible fight.
You got to come over here now.

782
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,260
I know you got your Army pal
over there.

783
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:21,820
I didn't know you were in the Army.
If I can come over...

784
00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:24,060
No, l' ll come there.

785
00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:26,700
- Okay, good. Thanks.
- No, no, no. I'll come over.

786
00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:29,100
I'll come there.
Here I come.

787
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:31,260
I got to go across the street
for a second.

788
00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:33,780
That is incorrect. Follow me.

789
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,460
This was no picnic, let me tell you.

790
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:42,260
I had an '88 Ford flatbed

791
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:44,740
all lined up
with a brand-new winch,

792
00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:47,820
but I fried it during the hot-wire,
goddamn it.

793
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:51,620
Good thing Monk passed out,
or I'd never got this baby.

794
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,860
Whoa.

795
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,820
What in the shit is this?
What is it?

796
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:03,220
It's winches, hoists, pulleys, blocks
and tackles. This kind of thing.

797
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,780
You know how I got the idea? You know
those big things on Easter lsland?

798
00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:08,780
- Easter lsland?
- Huh?

799
00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:09,900
Easter lsland?

800
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:14,060
With this device, I can place that horse
on top of any object.

801
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,660
That truck's too high.
You won't get the horse in there.

802
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:20,020
You're like a specially trained
super agent. You know that?

803
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:22,700
Why do you think I called you?
I was so pissed off.

804
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:26,780
I nearly climbed back into your house
and smashed some plates.

805
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:30,740
Stand warned, okay, stand warned.

806
00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:34,060
I have to go over there for a minute
or you don't get your money.

807
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,580
- Do you want your money?
- Yes.

808
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:39,500
Then put that horse on top of my van.
There's rope and tarp in the garage.

809
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:42,580
- Put the horse on the van?
- Put the horse on the van.

810
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:44,420
- Rope.
- Yeah, and be quiet.

811
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,860
It's simple, okay?

812
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:48,020
- All right? I'll be right back.
- Yeah.

813
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,860
Hello, Mr. Tim.

814
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:53,700
You're looking very sprightly
for the hour.

815
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:57,300
We go up the stairs, please.
Right this way.

816
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,300
I've never been in this part.

817
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:06,780
They are practicing for the tournament.

818
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,620
Come on!

819
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,060
Yes!

820
00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:16,140
Who's your nanny?!

821
00:52:24,060 --> 00:52:25,500
Hey.

822
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,220
Come.

823
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,140
Come here.

824
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,180
Right here, come on.

825
00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:38,540
You're incredible, do you know that?
You're an incredible friend.

826
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:43,260
- What the hell was that?
- They're bowling next door.

827
00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:46,540
Getting ready for your tournament.
They're hitting strikes.

828
00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,860
- She's been blaming me for Corky.
- Who?

829
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:53,260
Natalie, she just kept blaming me
for Corky and making me feel guilty.

830
00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,340
Then she starts up with the shit thing.

831
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:57,460
How do I know where the shit goes?!

832
00:52:57,540 --> 00:53:00,900
Then I tell her, "I'm going to Rome
tomorrow," and she freaks out!

833
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:04,500
She has a complete flip out!
She flips out the room!

834
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,540
- Where'd she go?
- I don't know.

835
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:09,460
- Some other wing.

836
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,700
But, buddy...
this ltaly thing is huge.

837
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:15,500
It could seriously...
It could mean literally billions.

838
00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:19,380
You know what I think this is?
I think you just got to get some sleep.

839
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:23,140
You got to shut everything down.
Get under the covers. Come on.

840
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,780
Get under the covers.
Don't listen to anything.

841
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:29,060
- Sometimes you think you hear things...
- You're a great friend.

842
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:35,300
Sleep and it's going to be different
and don't wake up. Okay?

843
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:40,740
# Valderi

844
00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,260
# Valdera

845
00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:43,780
# Valderi

846
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:46,860
# Valdera ha ha ha...

847
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:48,820
# Valderi

848
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,340
Et cetera.

849
00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:52,940
What about here? Right here?

850
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:55,180
You kidding? There's towns around.

851
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:57,420
You want somebody else
finding my horse?

852
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,220
There'll be towns everywhere.

853
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,020
Hey, six months I drove
a yogurt truck, okay?

854
00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:04,780
This is my territory, Jack.

855
00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,740
What do you got up there?

856
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,180
A sofa.

857
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,740
What kind of sofa?

858
00:54:26,820 --> 00:54:28,340
Homemade.

859
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:39,380
- Oh, my God. What is this?
- Troopers.

860
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,900
Oh, no.

861
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,620
The bridge is out.

862
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:50,620
Follow the detour along the river
to the next bridge, all right?

863
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,820
Thank you very much.

864
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,780
- Have a good night.
- Let's go.

865
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:56,260
He didn't notice the horse.

866
00:54:56,340 --> 00:55:00,660
Smokey didn't even notice
that we got a horse on the roof.

867
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:10,220
- I can't believe he didn't see it.
- Dumb Smokey.

868
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:24,540
- How about right here?
- No, it's not good.

869
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,940
- What's wrong with here?
- It doesn't feel right.

870
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:28,900
I hope it's very soon.

871
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:32,300
I got to be back there.
It's going to be light out.

872
00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:35,980
They're asleep and don't know you left.
I'm doing you a favor doing this.

873
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,020
How about here?
What's wrong with here?

874
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:40,700
I dig up the horse, I haul it up,
I invent everything.

875
00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:43,140
Why do we have to do
what you want to do?

876
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:45,620
- Corky's new home.
- This is not good for me.

877
00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:47,500
Forget it. This is it, right here.
Okay?

878
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,660
Bad vibe.

879
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:54,540
Oh, no! He's gone!

880
00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:58,220
Where'd he go?!

881
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:01,140
Did you hear anything?
Like a thump?

882
00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:04,300
Where did he go?

883
00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:06,380
Shit!

884
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:09,740
- Did you check the knots?
- Knots? Who knows knots?

885
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:12,620
- Not you.
- You know, I'm not Popeye.

886
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,820
How did we not hear? How do you
not hear a horse fall off a car?

887
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:18,300
Maybe he's not dead.
Maybe he ran away.

888
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:22,300
It's raining so hard,
the horse might have fallen off

889
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,140
and floated, who knows, into a ditch.

890
00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:29,420
There's a river that runs
along this road. He could be in it.

891
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:31,980
Corky could be heading
for the open sea.

892
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:53,220
My God, honey.
What time is it?

893
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,340
It's okay.
Go back to sleep.

894
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:57,020
Yeah?

895
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:58,940
Did you solve the problem?

896
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,940
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

897
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:03,620
Actually...

898
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,460
I think I did.

899
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:13,220
# Gonna be a bright
Bright sunshiny day

900
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,260
Whoo!

901
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:19,700
# Gonna be a bright
Bright sunshiny day

902
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:24,340
-
- Timmy! Telephone!

903
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,100
Good morning, Mr. Tim.

904
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:35,380
I must say...

905
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:38,540
you're looking fit as a fiddle
this morning, Mr. Tim.

906
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,940
Thanks.
I hear Mr. Nick wants to see me.

907
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,460
Yes, I know.

908
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:45,500
He's running in the woods.

909
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:48,580
I talked to the guys over at 3M.
I know you got canned.

910
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:51,180
You've met Pete, right?
My trainer.

911
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:54,100
Don't feel funny around Pete.
I got no secrets from Pete.

912
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,980
- Do l, Pete?
- I don't think so.

913
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:58,420
So here's the deal:
Buddy boy...

914
00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:02,060
that my little hearty
hi-ho Silver routine

915
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:05,900
affected you like that,
all I can say is, I am such a jerk.

916
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:08,020
But it's the best thing
that ever happened,

917
00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:10,940
because now I'll go kick ass in Rome.
And guess what?

918
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:14,540
You, you unemployed bum,
you'll come kick ass with me.

919
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:16,340
I want us to be partners.

920
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,780
I want us to be equal again, man.

921
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:21,820
Why not? I mean, for crying out loud,
I've got a Pete.

922
00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:25,580
Why shouldn't you have a Pete?
Who wouldn't like having a Pete?

923
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:28,700
So this is the deal.
From now on, you and me, 50/50.

924
00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:32,380
- 50/50?
- That's right. 50/50.

925
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:35,980
I'll talk to my lawyer. Why didn't
I think of it sooner? It's awesome!

926
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:39,660
Get the hell out of here,
the limo leaves in an hour and a half!

927
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,420
Buddy boy! Let's go, buddy boy!

928
00:58:43,380 --> 00:58:46,980
All right. Come on. Now, pump it up.
I want full cardio blast now.

929
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:49,140
- Let's go.
- Don't be shy.

930
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,820
There you go.

931
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:54,940
No, keep going! Keep it there!

932
00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:58,820
Crampers.

933
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,820
- You all right?
- Crampers.

934
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:02,980
I don't know, honey.
Do you want to do this?

935
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:05,340
I mean, do we want to be part
of the shit industry?

936
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:08,140
What about the heart of the heart
of the heart of the heart?

937
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:11,940
I don't think this conflicts with that.
I mean, you know, there's...

938
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:16,380
It's a lot of money and the heart
of the heart, and they're both...

939
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,460
Still have the heart
with a lot of money.

940
00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:23,340
- I think. You know.
- You know what I think?

941
00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:27,060
I think I know what we should do.
We should just try it.

942
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,700
- Try it!
- Yes.

943
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:29,700
- Try it.
- Try it.

944
00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:31,340
Try it.

945
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,820
- Try it. See how it feels.
- Try it.

946
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,100
Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

947
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:43,660
- Bye, Daddy.
- We'll miss you.

948
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:45,660
- We miss you already.
- I'll be home soon.

949
00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:00,660
Good to see you, captain.

950
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,540
You know what I was thinking?
We should target zoos.

951
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:12,900
Thank you, Denise. Zoos?

952
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:15,740
Yeah, zoos. I mean, come on,
they're full of poop.

953
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:18,700
I popped on the lnternet
just before we got on the plane.

954
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:22,300
Did you know that an elephant goes,
like 1 00 pounds a day?

955
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:26,300
Times that by seven, that's 700 pounds
of dung a week for one elephant.

956
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:29,140
There's got to be thousands of zoos
in the world.

957
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:33,060
That is really very good. Zoos.

958
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:35,060
- I got another one for you.
- Yeah?

959
01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,900
Travel industry.
We get into the travel industry.

960
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:40,980
I'm talking about little
travel-size Vapoorize.

961
01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:44,180
You mean,
like the cute little shampoo bottles?

962
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:47,260
- Exactly.
- My God, that's so simple and awesome!

963
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:49,580
You're on a trip.
You're walking through Venice.

964
01:00:49,660 --> 01:00:52,220
You step in some dog doo.
So, what do you do?

965
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,900
- You take out a travel-size Vapoorize.
- That's it!

966
01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:57,460
A little Velcro holster
you put on your belt.

967
01:00:57,540 --> 01:01:00,500
Right next to your cell phone,
your pager, your Vapoorize.

968
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:03,660
You can walk the dog handsfree
and not worry about the Vapoorize.

969
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:04,740
I love a holster.

970
01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:07,020
- Accessorize with Vapoorize.
- Hold on.

971
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,300
Hold on. Let me take it from here.

972
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:11,580
# You're walkin' along

973
01:01:11,660 --> 01:01:12,980
# A-doodley doo

974
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:16,140
# All of a sudden
You stepped in poo!

975
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,380
# You don't know what to do

976
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:21,260
- What do you do?
- I don't know what to do.

977
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,620
# Vapoorize, Vapoorize

978
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:29,380
- # Mountain-scented Vapoorize
- # doogah-doogah-doogah Vapoorize

979
01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:31,380
- What is the doogah?
- I thought there would be drums.

980
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:33,020
- What is the doogah?
- I thought there would be drums.

981
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,740
Come on. Look at this place.

982
01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:55,660
Go check out your bedroom.

983
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,620
Whoo!

984
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:08,580
Wow.

985
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,220
Vapoorize.

986
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,340
Shopping.

987
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:57,540
Gucci.

988
01:02:58,260 --> 01:02:59,740
Here.

989
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:03,060
This'll look great in the yard
next to the bug tent.

990
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:07,100
Definitely. We'll take it.
It's great. Pay the man.

991
01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:10,700
It makes the whole house.
It makes the yard. With the sound.

992
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:13,780
With the sound. It's ridiculous,
but that's what I love about it.

993
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:14,860
I like this.

994
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:17,980
...with the Dow off 1 1 and
the NASDAQ up five and a half.

995
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:20,620
A rather sluggish day on Wall Street.

996
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:24,220
On the international front, investors
are watching Vanderpark Enterprises.

997
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:27,820
CEO, Nicholas Vanderpark and newly
appointed partner, Tim Dingman...

998
01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:30,620
arrive in Italy to introduce to Europe

999
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:35,820
their complete line of fecal-removing
product that's been so successful here.

1000
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,460
The American entrepreneurs
have reason to be hopeful.

1001
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,980
They were greeted with great enthusiasm
everywhere and fanfare.

1002
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:45,980
Later, they'll be feted at a banquet
to be held in the presidential palace.

1003
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:57,380
He says, "l noticed
when we climbed into the tub

1004
01:03:57,420 --> 01:04:01,220
"our three penises were quite similar
in size and bulk."

1005
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:08,300
He say, "And I thought to myself,

1006
01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:10,580
"'Good. Good."'

1007
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:14,100
Envy is a funny, funny thing.

1008
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:21,820
He says, "l remember when
I was a teenager,

1009
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,100
"my friend Armando and I spent
the summer in New York.

1010
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,020
"A sweet time of life."

1011
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:37,740
The minister, he says,

1012
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:41,940
"l must tell you, my friend Armando
had a hog like a freight train."

1013
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,420
What a hog.

1014
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:53,580
He says,
"And I must tell you secretly,

1015
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:56,420
"Armando's freight-train-sized manhood

1016
01:04:56,460 --> 01:05:00,260
"made me, with a regular-size one,
quite miserable."

1017
01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:06,220
"Not all the time miserable,
of course, but sometimes."

1018
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:19,380
This call has been
transferred to you.

1019
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,500
Thank you.

1020
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:24,100
Hello?

1021
01:05:24,180 --> 01:05:26,220
Turbo Everyman, my ass.

1022
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:29,780
Where do you get off at?
I bought you drinks.

1023
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:32,940
You vacation in my bungalow
and now you go jump ship.

1024
01:05:32,980 --> 01:05:35,220
Screw Robin Hood, you hear me?

1025
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:38,380
Screw the Merry Men.
You're a stinko pinko.

1026
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,140
Turncoat!

1027
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:42,220
Here's what I do, Mr. Traitor.

1028
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:46,060
Remember Lester? He pumped our gas
when we moved the sofa.

1029
01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:48,460
Not a tooth in his head, nice fella.

1030
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:52,340
- Remember him now?
- I do. Yes.

1031
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:57,580
Good. For $50,000
Lester keeps thinking it's a sofa.

1032
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,900
And me and him don't spill the beans

1033
01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:02,700
to your hoity-toity pal
across the street.

1034
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:06,860
Let's be very clear on this:
I want $50,000...

1035
01:06:06,940 --> 01:06:09,980
or I tell your friend
you killed his horse.

1036
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,740
Debbie? Deb, I'm home.

1037
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,380
Sweetheart, I've been liposucked.

1038
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:37,740
Can you tell? Can you?
Does it look good?

1039
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:42,060
Dr. Weitzman is supposed to be a genius
and it didn't even really hurt.

1040
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:45,900
And that is not all.
Come. I am so excited.

1041
01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:49,020
Here's a little gift I bought for us.

1042
01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:51,820
A little 50/50 surprise.

1043
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:55,540
- My big international partner.
- Debbie.

1044
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,940
- Let's do it on the laundry.
- Where are the kids?!

1045
01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:00,100
At Mother's, honey. It's just us.

1046
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:04,500
Come lie on the warm pile.
It's all clean out of the dryer.

1047
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,420
I will lie with you
after I tell you something important.

1048
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:12,140
I got drunk and by mistake killed Corky.
I buried him in the swimming pool hole.

1049
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:15,140
The pool guy,
he's actually some bum I met at a bar.

1050
01:07:15,220 --> 01:07:16,780
Nick? Where does it go?

1051
01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:18,660
- What?
- The shit.

1052
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,300
- Where does the shit go?
- Up.

1053
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,940
Up is not good enough.
You'll have to do better than up.

1054
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:25,980
- Up... and out.
- Out where?!

1055
01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:27,820
Up and out. Out. Up and out.

1056
01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:29,900
- Up and out?
- Up and out.

1057
01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:32,180
The bum wants $50,000
or he'll tell Nick.

1058
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:35,100
- Then we won't get a chance to be rich.

1059
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:37,340
Oh, my God.

1060
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,860
Yes!

1061
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:40,460
Go and pay the bum.

1062
01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:42,580
- Go pay the bum now.
- Go pay the bum?!

1063
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:45,580
- Honey, I love you.
- I love you too.

1064
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,220
- Bye.
- Oh!

1065
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,340
What?

1066
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:51,300
You don't know this guy.
He's not like other people, he's...

1067
01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:53,500
What if we pay him
and then he wants more?

1068
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:56,300
Then we will give him more.

1069
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:57,820
What if he wants more again?!

1070
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:01,140
We'll give him more money because
we'll have enough money to give him.

1071
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:04,220
But it'll never end with him.
He'll be in our lives forever.

1072
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:07,420
Tim, if he tells Nick,
it'll all be over.

1073
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,460
You know, what else can we do?

1074
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:13,340
We fess up.

1075
01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:17,180
- Fess up?
- Yeah.

1076
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:20,180
Yeah. No, no, no. We fess up.
We fess up. We tell Nick.

1077
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:22,300
We go and ask for forgiveness.

1078
01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:23,780
- Forgiveness?
- Yes.

1079
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:27,140
- Honey, you killed his horse!
- I'm telling him everything.

1080
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:30,580
No, sweetheart! Please.
Please don't do it to me.

1081
01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:34,540
I love my car in the garage.
It's got heated seats.

1082
01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:37,180
And I've got shoes. I've got bags.

1083
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:39,300
- Knock, knock.
- Clothes.

1084
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,860
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

1085
01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:43,540
Look at you two.

1086
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:47,660
God, I'm so envious of you!
You've got to give Natalie a talk.

1087
01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:50,820
She's locked herself in the bathroom
and I want what you have so bad!

1088
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,380
- I want some of that!
- Okay.

1089
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:57,980
Shh! Don't say a word.
Not a word. Not a word. Okay?

1090
01:08:58,060 --> 01:09:01,060
Everywhere I go,
they yell, "Where does the shit go?"

1091
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,300
And we don't know!
What if my opponent's right?

1092
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,580
- What if we are polluting?
- Natalie...

1093
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:10,220
the only thing this guy Shaunessey's
got going for him is your own guilt.

1094
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:11,740
Guilt that you're wealthy.

1095
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:16,460
You know what, we're partners now
and we have money too.

1096
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,500
You know what we'll do with ours?

1097
01:09:18,540 --> 01:09:23,460
We're going to sponsor the biggest rally
for you that this town has ever seen.

1098
01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:26,140
Then we'll throw out
this challenge:

1099
01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:32,100
We'll say that if anyone can say
that Vapoorize does damage to anything,

1100
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:35,100
then Natalie Vanderpark will cease
to be a candidate.

1101
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:44,660
May I suggest
we put on our dancing shoes?

1102
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:49,940
Honey! I love you.

1103
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,420
So how was the flight?
Was it enjoyable?

1104
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:55,300
Yeah, it was fine. It was very smooth.
Everything went fine.

1105
01:09:55,340 --> 01:09:58,060
Here's what I got to tell you.
We'll pay you the money, okay?

1106
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,740
We got it all worked out.

1107
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:02,500
That is sensational news,
my little gypsy roving friend.

1108
01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:06,420
But I've revised my thinking
about the $50,000 grand thing.

1109
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:10,820
I can't accept that.
I mean, what are we, animals?

1110
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:13,180
- What? No, we're not animals.
- No, of course not.

1111
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:16,620
What we are is pals.
You slept in my bunk.

1112
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,580
I ate some of your crackers.
We sang in the rain.

1113
01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:20,900
# Valderi

1114
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,340
# Valdera

1115
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,380
# Valderi

1116
01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:27,580
# Valdera ha ha ha...

1117
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,180
Okay.

1118
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:33,220
# My knapsack on my back

1119
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:35,580
- Yes, I remember.
- That's when we were buddies.

1120
01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:37,700
Last week? Yeah. I remember.

1121
01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:42,180
So, what I'm saying is to hell
with the flat cash payout.

1122
01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:44,020
I say let's be partners.

1123
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:45,900
- Partners?
- Why not?

1124
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,020
- What do you mean "partners"?
- You, me...

1125
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:50,900
your other so-called friend
in a cozy little triumvirate.

1126
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,340
Am I using the word correctly?

1127
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:55,820
Listen to me. We're not partners, okay?
How can we be partners?

1128
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:58,260
We'll iron out the details
when I come over later.

1129
01:10:58,340 --> 01:11:00,780
- No.
- This evening. Who knows exactly when.

1130
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:02,460
- You're not coming over here.
- Yes.

1131
01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:05,940
And don't you worry, buddy partner.
I'll smooth out the rough parts.

1132
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:09,380
- You want to talk? Where are you?
- I'm coming over.

1133
01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:11,980
- You're not coming over.
- Don't you worry, buddy roll.

1134
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,820
We'll put pen to paper. Bye-bye.

1135
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,220
- Listen to me.
- Bye-bye.

1136
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:18,060
There are no rough parts to smooth...
What? Hello?

1137
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:23,380
Oh, God.

1138
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:27,020
All right. I got to tell Nick.
I'm just going to tell him.

1139
01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:47,140
Come on, honey.
Start with your hips.

1140
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,420
Come on.

1141
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:50,980
Whoo!

1142
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:08,180
Mr. Vanderpark!
Mr. Vanderpark!

1143
01:12:08,180 --> 01:12:11,820
Mr. Vanderpark!
Mr. Vanderpark!

1144
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:14,620
- The merry-go-round is acting up again.

1145
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:19,580
I hate that thing. I hate it.

1146
01:12:19,660 --> 01:12:22,380
Timmy, I'm sorry,
we got to deal with it.

1147
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,580
Nick, I gotta talk to you.
I did something really stupid.

1148
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:32,980
You won't believe what happened.
The stupidest, most ridiculous thing.

1149
01:12:33,060 --> 01:12:34,660
That wife of yours was incredible.

1150
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:38,220
But I don't care how much money
we make, don't buy one of these.

1151
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:41,340
It's junk.
It just keeps speeding up for no reason.

1152
01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:45,820
- Nick, I got to talk to you.
- And the on/off button's in the middle!

1153
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:48,860
- I did a horrible thing.
- The thing's in the middle.

1154
01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:51,820
- Here goes. All right, come on.
- Nick!

1155
01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:00,340
- Nick!

1156
01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:19,620
- Hang on!
- I can't hold on much longer!

1157
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:29,340
- Nick, are you okay?
- Ribs.

1158
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:31,380
Yeah. No, I'm fine.

1159
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,780
Goddamned...

1160
01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:36,460
Bastard, bitch merry-go-round.
Stupid merry-go-round!

1161
01:13:36,540 --> 01:13:39,820
- I got to talk to you.
- Stupid, crappy, stupid thing.

1162
01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:42,460
I've been feeling guilty
for a long time.

1163
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:45,900
- It's impossible to turn it off.
- I did something really stupid.

1164
01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:48,380
- I hate you, merry-go-round.
- Where's the switch?

1165
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:52,140
It's in the middle of the thing.
It's impossible to turn off.

1166
01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,940
- Where's the button?
- In the middle.

1167
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,340
I'll turn it off, then we'll talk.

1168
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:57,500
I'll get it.

1169
01:14:04,020 --> 01:14:06,020
- Whoa!
- Ow!

1170
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:09,260
Oh! Oh! Timmy.

1171
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:13,020
Man, are you all right?
Let me help you up there.

1172
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:17,260
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy. All right.

1173
01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:18,780
- You okay? Yeah?
- Yeah.

1174
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:23,300
It knocked the wind out of you.
You went flying off of that thing.

1175
01:14:23,380 --> 01:14:28,180
Now, listen. I don't want to let this
ruin our jolly feeling.

1176
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:31,500
Let's go back in there
and talk about this fantastic rally.

1177
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:34,620
- No, Nick. You see this bow and arrow?
- Yeah.

1178
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:37,060
- One night...
- Yeah?

1179
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,860
One night...

1180
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,380
I'm so ashamed of this.
But one night...

1181
01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:48,580
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, man!

1182
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:51,380
- I told you it was a piece of junk!
- I'm glad we weren't on it.

1183
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,260
- What?
- I'm glad we weren't on it.

1184
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:57,140
- I can't hear. Are your ears ringing?
- No.

1185
01:14:57,220 --> 01:15:00,740
Boy, mine are. What was it
you were saying, my fine friend?

1186
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:03,780
What I was saying is that one night
I got drunk. All right?

1187
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:06,700
Being drunk had nothing to do with it.
I can't even explain it.

1188
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:10,420
Wait, you know what?
I'm thinking it's just one ear.

1189
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,100
I hear you way better
when I turn like this. Talk to me.

1190
01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:17,340
That night I got drunk and
I was aiming this arrow at my house.

1191
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:19,500
No, it's both ears.
What are you doing?

1192
01:15:19,580 --> 01:15:21,100
I'm trying to tell you.

1193
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:23,620
I pulled it back, I aimed at the house,
I did this.

1194
01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:26,820
Nick, Nathan and Nellie
want you to kiss their boo-boos.

1195
01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:29,740
Wait, I heard that. I'm coming!

1196
01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:31,540
That was not a smart thing to do.

1197
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:32,740
- I know!
- Come on.

1198
01:15:32,780 --> 01:15:35,500
No, Nick!
I got to tell...

1199
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,500
Oh, shit!

1200
01:15:53,020 --> 01:15:55,260
- Timmy, honey!
- What?!

1201
01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:56,420
Where are you?

1202
01:15:56,500 --> 01:16:00,500
Timmy. Honey, I got it.
Definitely in the hips.

1203
01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:02,420
Timmy, where have you been?

1204
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,140
- I killed the bum.
- What?

1205
01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:05,380
The bum. I shot an arrow.

1206
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:08,420
It went up, it went down.
It's in the bum. I killed him.

1207
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:09,940
Come. Come.

1208
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:12,420
- Did you work out a deal with him?
- No! He's dead.

1209
01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:15,300
It's in his back. The arrow.
I shot him. I killed him.

1210
01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:17,380
I killed a person!

1211
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:22,660
What? Is this a joke?
I don't get your jokes sometimes.

1212
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:25,660
And I'll tell you something:
I don't think it's always me.

1213
01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:27,060
- Hurry up! Come on!
- Honey!

1214
01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:30,380
- Hurry. Get in the house.
- Let it go. Stop! What are you doing?

1215
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,140
Wait! He could be in the house.

1216
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:35,820
- There's nobody there! God.
- Car! He's wounded! He's crazy!

1217
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:39,420
- Honey, this is really insane.
- Get in! Get in!

1218
01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:57,180
Excuse me.

1219
01:16:57,260 --> 01:17:00,260
This'll take half a second.
Could you tell me...

1220
01:17:00,340 --> 01:17:02,540
what's sticking in my back, please?

1221
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:06,260
- Arrow.
- Fricking nitwit.

1222
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:11,140
Look, I'm being stalked
by a genuine madman, okay?

1223
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:13,340
I'm talking about a black force here.

1224
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,940
I hate spoiling the atmosphere,

1225
01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:20,180
but would you mind
tugging the arrow out?

1226
01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:24,980
I want you to stop the car.
Honey, stop the car right now!

1227
01:17:25,060 --> 01:17:28,660
- Look. The guy's crazy.
- There is no dead man!

1228
01:17:28,740 --> 01:17:30,460
He's a loose cannon.

1229
01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:33,220
- Excuse me.

1230
01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:38,780
Oh, my God, there is a bum
with an arrow.

1231
01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:40,820
He looks afraid of us.

1232
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:49,260
You ever hear of "reach for the sky"?

1233
01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:52,260
You just shoot a guy in the back
with no warning.

1234
01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:53,900
That's right.

1235
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:56,300
That's correct.
That's right. That's what I do.

1236
01:17:56,340 --> 01:17:58,300
Well, then, good God almighty,

1237
01:17:58,380 --> 01:18:01,580
we have entered, indeed,
into a dark day.

1238
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,540
You got to talk to him.
We were pals.

1239
01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:08,100
Who shoots a pal in the back
with a bow and arrow?

1240
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:10,820
- Over a couple of bucks.
- Me.

1241
01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:13,980
I'm an archer and I shoot arrows.

1242
01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:17,380
And I got more back
where they came from. My quiver.

1243
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:19,700
Listen to me.
I just wanted what you wanted.

1244
01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:21,860
A little taste of the good life.

1245
01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:24,860
A little taste of honey.
Is that so bad? Is it?

1246
01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:27,540
But you win.

1247
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:31,940
Man, I fold. I can see it:
Greed has hardened your heart.

1248
01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:34,540
And money's poisoned your soul.

1249
01:18:34,620 --> 01:18:36,260
I'm out of here.

1250
01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:39,180
There's nothing as dangerous
as large quantities of money.

1251
01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:43,140
That's why I've always remained an
independent contractor, an odd job man.

1252
01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:44,780
I want no part of this.

1253
01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:49,900
I stand before you, begging:
Take the arrow out of my back.

1254
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:51,860
You will never see me again.

1255
01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:56,180
Help me, God! Come on.

1256
01:18:56,260 --> 01:18:58,620
- Honey...

1257
01:18:58,700 --> 01:19:01,580
take the arrow out of his back.

1258
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,460
Thank you.

1259
01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:19,260
- Thank you.
- Souvenir.

1260
01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,140
- Hey!
- Hey.

1261
01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:18,540
I couldn't sleep.
I got to talk to you.

1262
01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:20,100
Yeah, I got to talk to you too.

1263
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:23,340
You know, this big rally tomorrow,
I'm a wreck about it.

1264
01:20:23,380 --> 01:20:26,620
I got to give a big speech.
I'm not a speech guy.

1265
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:29,700
Are you kidding?
Come on, those infomercials you did.

1266
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:31,260
You're great in front of people.

1267
01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:34,180
Really? You thought I was good?
You never said a word about it.

1268
01:20:35,180 --> 01:20:38,660
Because it was just another thing
of yours that made me miserable.

1269
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:39,940
What?

1270
01:20:40,020 --> 01:20:42,380
This is what I have to talk
to you about. Sit down.

1271
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:48,140
I killed Corky.

1272
01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:50,980
You...

1273
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,380
When?

1274
01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:58,660
Now, please, just don't say anything
till I'm done, all right?

1275
01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,980
The day that you gave me the wine,
remember?

1276
01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:03,300
I got drunk on the wine.

1277
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:07,540
I actually was drunk from before.
I went into your yard and...

1278
01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:21,700
So that's it.
There you have it.

1279
01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:26,340
Well, you know, it sounds like
it was an accident.

1280
01:21:26,380 --> 01:21:28,820
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I should've told you.

1281
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:31,700
That's the thing.
But I don't know what happened.

1282
01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:35,180
I felt guilty or something.

1283
01:21:35,260 --> 01:21:39,140
And I was just so wrapped up in the envy
that I felt for everything you had.

1284
01:21:39,220 --> 01:21:40,620
It's true what they say.

1285
01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:44,940
It's like a little green monster that
comes out and it just poisoned my head.

1286
01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:47,460
And, by the way, you did nothing wrong.

1287
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:50,220
You followed your dream.
You did what you wanted to do.

1288
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:53,220
I was always saying, "Don't do it."
You did it and it worked.

1289
01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:56,740
Look, you built a house, right?
That's all you did. You built a house.

1290
01:21:56,780 --> 01:22:00,180
I mean, it's a big house.
I mean, it's a really big house.

1291
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:04,180
It's a large house.
It's a... I mean, it's...

1292
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:07,900
It's gigantic, Nick.
It's the White House.

1293
01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:10,860
You built the White House here,
and we're in the shadow of it.

1294
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:13,340
Literally, every day at 4:00,
we're in its shadow.

1295
01:22:13,420 --> 01:22:15,940
That's not your fault.
You wanted to be friends still,

1296
01:22:15,980 --> 01:22:17,820
you didn't want to move
and I love that.

1297
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,220
It was coming from such a good place,
but it was...

1298
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:23,020
It really got to me because every day
I'd have to look at you,

1299
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,860
and see you with all of this stuff.

1300
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,900
You know, buy the yellow Lamborghini
that goes 500 miles an hour.

1301
01:22:28,980 --> 01:22:31,820
Have a bowling alley next to your room.
If I could do it, I would.

1302
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:34,540
Everybody should have a merry-go-round.
Of course you should.

1303
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:37,460
Jealousy, every day.
And it was just chewing me up.

1304
01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:40,700
Your kid's playing the concert piano,
my kid's banging trash cans.

1305
01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:42,420
And that has nothing to do with money.

1306
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:45,460
That's just his musical ability.
That's a whole other thing.

1307
01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:48,740
You just gave to us. You gave
and you gave and you're so generous.

1308
01:22:48,780 --> 01:22:50,260
And what am I going to give you?

1309
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:53,900
I gave you tube socks for Christmas
last year. That's not going to work.

1310
01:22:53,980 --> 01:22:55,940
- I like the socks.
- You gave us so much.

1311
01:22:55,980 --> 01:22:59,740
The coffee machine. It's a beautiful,
giant rocketship-sized coffee machine.

1312
01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:03,180
Debbie loved the coffee. I'll tell you
something, I never tasted it.

1313
01:23:03,260 --> 01:23:05,220
I wanted to tell you that.

1314
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:07,700
I can't even tell you
I haven't tried the coffee.

1315
01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:10,100
Like I'll feel better
if I don't drink your coffee.

1316
01:23:10,180 --> 01:23:12,940
And you gave our kids flan.
All of a sudden my son's going,

1317
01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:14,660
"Daddy, where's the flan?"

1318
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,740
It felt like a dagger in my heart
every time he'd request flan.

1319
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:19,260
It made me feel little.

1320
01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:22,100
I felt like a little man
who didn't like flan.

1321
01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:25,100
The horse was great, Nick.
Of course you should have a horse.

1322
01:23:25,180 --> 01:23:28,460
Does it have to be a white horse
that you come galloping up on,

1323
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,300
and it neighs
and makes the whole thing?

1324
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:34,540
Of course. Make it a beautiful horse
that I think, honestly, didn't like me.

1325
01:23:34,620 --> 01:23:37,300
It had nothing to do with anything,
I never clicked with it.

1326
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:40,820
I think the horse sensed something.
I think "horse sense" is a real thing.

1327
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:44,900
Because the horse had a feeling.
He came over and sensed the envy I felt.

1328
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:48,660
He'd come over and eat the apples.
He'd see me and give me a weird look.

1329
01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:52,980
I'm telling you. You know how sometimes
the side of a face and you get one eye?

1330
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,900
He would keep the eye on me
and I knew he was thinking something.

1331
01:23:55,980 --> 01:23:59,300
That's unrelated to what happened
with the arrow. That was an accident.

1332
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:02,180
I swear to God. I swear to God.
I couldn't do it if I tried.

1333
01:24:02,220 --> 01:24:06,900
I'm sorry about this.
I feel horrible. I feel bad.

1334
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:10,500
I feel like I have this fountain
in my yard that I don't deserve.

1335
01:24:10,580 --> 01:24:12,620
I don't deserve to be your partner.

1336
01:24:13,660 --> 01:24:16,740
I don't deserve to be your friend.
I just...

1337
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:19,420
Well, you know what, Tim?
You made a mistake.

1338
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:22,020
You're human.
Everyone makes mistakes.

1339
01:24:22,540 --> 01:24:25,100
So what, man?
You're still my best friend.

1340
01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,460
- Really?
- Of course.

1341
01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:31,820
Of course. Come on, man.

1342
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,780
It was a big mistake.

1343
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:37,220
It was a big mistake.
It was a doozy.

1344
01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:39,820
Corky.

1345
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:42,500
- I'm sorry, Nick.
- No, no. It's okay.

1346
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:44,740
I know how much
you loved him and l...

1347
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:47,740
I did love Corky.

1348
01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:49,580
I never liked Corky.

1349
01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:52,820
I mean, he's beautiful on the outside.
It's just something wasn't...

1350
01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:54,100
We're still partners.

1351
01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:57,220
There is no way you are getting out
of this partnership.

1352
01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:58,900
- Okay.
- Okay?

1353
01:24:58,980 --> 01:25:01,060
And I will see you tomorrow
at the big rally.

1354
01:25:02,540 --> 01:25:04,020
- Yeah.
- Good.

1355
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:06,860
Big day.

1356
01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,700
Big day.

1357
01:25:08,780 --> 01:25:11,180
Poor Corky.
One little target arrow.

1358
01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:13,700
You wouldn't think that could kill
a great big horse.

1359
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:15,460
That's exactly what I thought.

1360
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:18,020
It's one little arrow
and when I shot the bum...

1361
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:20,300
he hardly seemed to notice.

1362
01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,740
You know, that fountain
looked a lot better in Rome.

1363
01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:29,060
- Yeah.
- Well...

1364
01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:32,660
C'est la vie, as the Romans say.

1365
01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:39,300
On this beautiful, clear day,

1366
01:25:39,380 --> 01:25:42,660
I think it is appropriate
that we clear the air

1367
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:49,540
of the toxic distortions that
my husband and, by association, myself,

1368
01:25:49,620 --> 01:25:55,020
are somehow poisoning our environment
in our efforts to purify it.

1369
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:58,500
It's not true. No es verdad.

1370
01:25:59,940 --> 01:26:01,580
Ladies and gentlemen...

1371
01:26:01,660 --> 01:26:04,620
please help me welcome
Nick Vanderpark and Tim Dingman.

1372
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:20,420
Thank you.

1373
01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:23,980
Ladies and gentlemen, young people.

1374
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:27,460
I stand here with my partner,
Tim Dingman...

1375
01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:30,660
That's right.

1376
01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:36,100
...grateful for this opportunity
to address the central question

1377
01:26:36,180 --> 01:26:41,540
posed in so many colorful
and eloquent variations.

1378
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:47,340
Where is the shit?!

1379
01:26:50,300 --> 01:26:53,100
My God. Nick. Nick!

1380
01:26:53,140 --> 01:26:54,740
Corky?

1381
01:26:57,260 --> 01:27:00,420
Mr. and Mrs. Vanderpark,
sorry we had to perform an autopsy,

1382
01:27:00,460 --> 01:27:03,620
but when any large dead animal
comes in proximity with the public

1383
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:06,220
it must be examined immediately
for health reasons.

1384
01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:09,260
I'm a little curious. Did you feed
your horse a lot of apples?

1385
01:27:09,340 --> 01:27:13,420
Our neighbors have an apple tree.
Corky loved their apples.

1386
01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:16,340
- Did he ever defecate in their yard?
- I imagine.

1387
01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:20,620
Can you tell me what you did
when the horse defecated in your yard?

1388
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:24,740
We used Vapoorize
because Nick invented it.

1389
01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:27,020
We get crates of it for free.

1390
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:28,740
Well...

1391
01:27:28,820 --> 01:27:30,820
It's all making sense.

1392
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:34,620
The horse was poisoned.

1393
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:38,540
We did find a broken shaft of
a small target arrow in the sternum,

1394
01:27:38,620 --> 01:27:41,220
but that played no part
in the horse's death.

1395
01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:45,580
The horse died from the prolonged
ingesting of a certain chemical,

1396
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:49,900
which by itself is harmless, but when
combined with certain fecal bacteria

1397
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:51,940
becomes a lethal poison.

1398
01:27:53,380 --> 01:27:54,900
A little person?

1399
01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:57,260
Lethal poison.

1400
01:27:57,300 --> 01:28:01,740
That chemical is the ingredient in every
can of your so-called miracle invention.

1401
01:28:01,820 --> 01:28:04,220
He had enough of it literally
to kill a horse.

1402
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:10,780
I am obligated, of course,
to report this to the EPA.

1403
01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:13,940
EPA?

1404
01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:15,420
Mmm-hmm.

1405
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:19,020
Environmental Protection Agency?

1406
01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:22,380
Do you have to do that?
Right. You have to.

1407
01:28:24,700 --> 01:28:28,340
- It's all right.
- Every time without exception?

1408
01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:42,660
The next item, an extra
large bed that sleeps nine comfortably,

1409
01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:44,940
for, let's say, $1 00.

1410
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:48,900
XL bed, sleeping nine.
Got to love it for $1 00.

1411
01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:53,500
$72 for this white statue of a man
on a horse with a spray can.

1412
01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:55,060
$72, anyone? No?

1413
01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:58,620
Anybody need a portable phone?
Everyone needs one.

1414
01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:01,140
You want one in your kitchen,
in your extra bedroom.

1415
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:04,340
You got a portable phone right there.
It's going to go for $5.

1416
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:05,900
The next thing is item 31.

1417
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:10,180
I like this bug net. Why don't we
find out the estimated cost?

1418
01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:15,980
Oh, we've got two cases
of a semi-gourmet flan.

1419
01:29:16,020 --> 01:29:19,900
I believe that's some sort of
custard dish or something.

1420
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:24,340
The semi-gourmet flan
is going to start the bidding at $4.

1421
01:29:24,420 --> 01:29:26,540
- Nick?
- Yeah.

1422
01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:30,900
I think I have an idea.

1423
01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:33,980
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Like a really big idea.

1424
01:29:34,060 --> 01:29:34,900
Really?

1425
01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:37,460
When you got your idea,
did you feel it immediately?

1426
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:39,180
Oh, yeah. Right away.

1427
01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:41,180
You got one of those?
Like one of my ideas?

1428
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:43,540
- I think so.
- What is it?

1429
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,140
Yes!

1430
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:55,580
Hey. Hey! Stop the auction!

1431
01:29:57,980 --> 01:30:02,220
You just cannot eat flan
and drive at the same time.

1432
01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:04,700
Look, I've got flan all over me.

1433
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:07,060
Can't somebody come up
with a better idea?!

1434
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:08,980
- We have.

1435
01:30:09,060 --> 01:30:10,460
That's right!

1436
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:15,340
Be one of the millions enjoying the
taste sensation sweeping the nation.

1437
01:30:15,380 --> 01:30:17,300
Nick's talking about Pocket Flan!

1438
01:30:17,380 --> 01:30:18,740
Pocket Flan!

1439
01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:22,380
- No spoon, no mess!
- That's right.

1440
01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:23,820
Three simple steps, folks.

1441
01:30:23,900 --> 01:30:25,980
- Just flip it!
- Flip it!

1442
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:27,820
- Squeeze it!
- Squeeze it!

1443
01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:29,700
Mmm.

1444
01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:32,180
- And enjoy.
- Enjoy!

1445
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,820
Wait a second, Tim.
What was that name again?

1446
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:36,780
Pocket Flan!

1447
01:30:36,860 --> 01:30:38,300
Isn't that just fantastic?

1448
01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:41,100
No, Nick, it's not fantastic.
It's flan-tastic.

1449
01:30:42,580 --> 01:30:45,740
Yeah, but, Tim, Nick, I have a question.

1450
01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:49,060
How about us
who are lactose-intolerant?

1451
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:52,060
We've got a new soy-based Pocket Flan.

1452
01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:43,020
It's flan in a tube.

1453
01:31:43,060 --> 01:31:44,860
It's a little bit of happiness
in a tube.

1454
01:31:44,940 --> 01:31:46,660
Let's say I'm jogging.

1455
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:50,980
I'm getting tired, I need a pick-me-up.
What am I going to do, get a candy bar?

1456
01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:54,220
Imagine if you're jogging
with some of this stuff.

1457
01:31:54,260 --> 01:31:56,260
What's going on?
It's not going to work.

1458
01:31:56,300 --> 01:31:59,100
Here's the other thing.
You're eating your flan, you're like:

1459
01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:00,140
"That's good.

1460
01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:03,300
"l want to get down there
where it's brown and super-sugary."

1461
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:06,100
Where do you...? I can't...
In here we've mixed it up.

1462
01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:08,140
You've got all that. It's pre-mixed.

1463
01:32:08,220 --> 01:32:11,060
The brown is always part of it.
Even if you don't see it.

1464
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:14,660
In the Tour de France, they're going
20 miles a day, going up mountains.

1465
01:32:14,740 --> 01:32:17,580
What do you think they pull out
of their Spandex bikini bottom

1466
01:32:17,620 --> 01:32:19,900
to squeeze into their mouth
when they want to eat?

1467
01:32:19,980 --> 01:32:23,180
- Pocket Flan!
- And here's another question.

1468
01:32:23,220 --> 01:32:26,020
What if I'm doing
some skydiving and I'm like:

1469
01:32:26,060 --> 01:32:28,580
"l got to get some...
I'm going to get some cornflakes.

1470
01:32:28,620 --> 01:32:31,580
"l don't have time for cornflakes.
I do have time for flan."

1471
01:32:31,660 --> 01:32:33,900
That's right.
I'd love to see this...

1472
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:36,380
This has been vacuum-tested

1473
01:32:36,460 --> 01:32:39,300
to a depth of 200 feet
if you're scuba diving.

1474
01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:42,260
Just the other day I see
this kid walking down the street.

1475
01:32:42,340 --> 01:32:44,660
- He has the Pocket Flan. Right?
- Right.

1476
01:32:44,740 --> 01:32:47,980
He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard.
He squeezes it...

1477
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:51,100
It arcs up. He goes like... and...

1478
01:32:51,180 --> 01:32:53,100
That's like a new skateboard trick.

1479
01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:56,380
Who here likes to drive?
You guys like to drive? Yeah.

1480
01:32:56,460 --> 01:32:59,180
Who here likes to drive race cars?
Anybody? All right.

1481
01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,060
I'm Captain Speedway,

1482
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:06,020
and nothing tastes better at 200 miles
per hour than Pocket Flan.

1483
01:33:06,100 --> 01:33:10,220
Firemen. "l got to go save someone.
Maybe I need a little extra something."

1484
01:33:10,300 --> 01:33:13,380
"Where am I gonna put my hose?
I can't hold the hose and this thing.

1485
01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:15,380
- "Where's the hose go?

1486
01:33:15,460 --> 01:33:17,940
"l put a hose under my arm
and then I fight the fire."

1487
01:33:18,020 --> 01:33:20,300
This is on a serious note.

1488
01:33:20,380 --> 01:33:26,500
Recently we received a letter
from a woman, Gladys, who...

1489
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:29,340
well, Pocket Flan saved her life.

1490
01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,980
- All right.

1491
01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:35,460
She was a backpacker.
She was stuck out in the woods...

1492
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:37,940
and, by God, Pocket Flan...

1493
01:33:38,020 --> 01:33:40,020
I can't think of it.

1494
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:43,620
I wanted to say some tearful thing,
but I couldn't think of a thing.