1 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,020 Real Estate Query Engine 2 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:05,428 is a virtual rubicon of information, 3 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,864 putting the lawyer himself at the controls. 4 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:12,234 Listen, I'm going to take off, okay? I'm gonna try and catch the 2:00 back. 5 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,603 You're leaving the seminar now? It's not even intermission. 6 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:18,235 - I don't think you can do that. - No, it's fine. Just cover for me, okay? 7 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,575 - Get it all. - I guess. 8 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,377 - Listen, could we have your badge? - Yeah. 9 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,385 It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet. 10 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,593 Hello. 11 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,832 I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too. 12 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,272 Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken. 13 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,139 What do you recommend I do? 14 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,703 I recommend you stop being such a faggot. 15 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,240 You're in the back seat. 16 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,050 Jesus. 17 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,119 See? 18 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,903 Hello? 19 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,278 Hey, boy. 20 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,113 Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy? 21 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,819 Honey? 22 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:47,456 Heidi? 23 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,397 Heidi? 24 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,120 Mitch! 25 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:20,153 What are you doing home? You totally scared me! 26 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,752 I scared you? Because for a second, I thought... 27 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,423 I don't even want to say it. 28 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,733 Wow. 29 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,773 That's, like, pretty hard-core. 30 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,638 Yeah, I know. 31 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:40,145 No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed. 32 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,307 This is a major turn-on. Let's go with this. 33 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,749 - Is this what you do when I'm gone? - Mitch, wait. 34 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:49,754 No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines. 35 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,722 Okay, Mitch, we need to talk. 36 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,315 - Hello! - Aah! 37 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,397 Be honest. 38 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,559 Please tell me this is the first time this has happened. 39 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:07,596 Well, do you want me to be honest, or you want me to tell you this is the first time? 40 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:11,610 - Jesus, what is wrong with you? - Nothing is wrong with me! 41 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,646 I've tried to tell you about this. 42 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,647 What? When? 43 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,949 - All the time! - Like when? 44 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:23,116 - Like, when we're in bed and stuff. - In bed? 45 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,724 I thought you were just talking dirty. 46 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,990 I was, but I was being serious. 47 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:36,228 You've said some really sick stuff. 48 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:37,599 You have to admit it, 49 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,265 we haven't exactly been living the most exciting lives in the world. 50 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,777 This is a totally different kind of satisfaction for me. 51 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,471 It's purely sexual. 52 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,639 Ooh! 53 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,584 I'm really sorry. 54 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,227 Hello. 55 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:06,822 Yeah? 56 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,861 I'm here for the gang bang. 57 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,132 You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe. 58 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,404 Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya? 59 00:06:19,478 --> 00:06:22,504 - I don't want to breathe. - You should be proud of yourself. 60 00:06:22,581 --> 00:06:26,312 Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is? 61 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,183 A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years? 62 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,519 I wasn't looking for a girl like that. 63 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:34,753 Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everybody. 64 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:37,654 You're here. You know what I mean? 65 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,222 Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here. 66 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,961 It's the best day ever. 67 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:46,630 Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP. 68 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:49,333 - What? - You need to get out, Frankie. 69 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,917 This is it. It's now or never. 70 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,888 You need to get out of here while you're still single. 71 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:03,912 - I'm not single. - She's 30 yards away, you're single now. 72 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:07,857 Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 73 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,395 Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? 74 00:07:10,462 --> 00:07:12,487 I got a wife, kids. 75 00:07:12,564 --> 00:07:15,431 Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? 76 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,426 There's my wife. See that? 77 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:21,473 Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby. " 78 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:24,202 She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go. 79 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:30,042 Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. 80 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,386 You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. 81 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,667 Way to work it through. 82 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,411 - Don't listen to him. - I need my inhaler. 83 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:42,252 It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart. 84 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,353 You look beautiful. 85 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,761 Great. 86 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,432 Dearly beloved, 87 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:52,629 we are gathered here together 88 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:55,299 to join Franklin and Marissa... 89 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:56,739 Don't do it! 90 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,672 My throat is dry. I'm sorry. 91 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:04,612 I'm a smoker. 92 00:08:05,217 --> 00:08:06,514 Okay. 93 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:07,950 # Turn around 94 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,989 # Every now and then I get a little bit lonely 95 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:14,822 # And you're never coming round Turn around 96 00:08:14,893 --> 00:08:18,226 # Every now and then I get a little bit tired 97 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:22,165 # Of listening to the sound of my tears Turn around 98 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:25,294 # Every now and then I get a little bit nervous 99 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,566 # That the best of All the years have gone by 100 00:08:27,639 --> 00:08:29,300 # Turn around 101 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,674 # Every now and then I get a little bit terrified 102 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:38,081 # I see the fuckin'look in your eyes Turn around, bright eyes 103 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,380 # Every now and then I fall apart 104 00:08:40,452 --> 00:08:42,920 # Turn around, bright eyes 105 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:46,082 # Fuckin 'every now and then I fall apart 106 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:49,221 # And I need you now tonight 107 00:08:49,294 --> 00:08:52,661 # I fuckin' need you more than ever 108 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:55,029 # Look in your eye 109 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:59,230 # And then I fall apart I need you more than ever 110 00:08:59,304 --> 00:09:00,236 Mitch Martin? 111 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,234 Yeah. 112 00:09:06,311 --> 00:09:07,573 Nicole! 113 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,414 My God! 114 00:09:10,482 --> 00:09:12,746 This is crazy! 115 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:15,116 I can't believe it's you! 116 00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:18,748 God. 117 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:22,454 - What are you doing here? - I was invited. 118 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:29,232 The last time that I had heard, you had moved to... 119 00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:31,098 - What do you call it? - Denver. 120 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,671 The Sunshine State. 121 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,001 Denver! 122 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,508 Gorgeous! Gorgeous! 123 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:41,740 Oh, boy. 124 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,175 Are you okay? 125 00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:45,648 No, I'm... 126 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:48,311 Yeah, I just feel a little... 127 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:50,950 fucked up. 128 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,882 Yeah, Marissa told me about your girlfriend. I'm very sorry. 129 00:09:57,529 --> 00:10:01,295 The thing about that one is, is it's not just that. 130 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,667 It's a combination of things. 131 00:10:04,736 --> 00:10:07,500 We had a dog, we had a great place, 132 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,565 but all just... 133 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,840 You know what? I think you should have some of this. 134 00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:17,381 - What's in this one? - Coffee. 135 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,986 Ow! Oww! Jesus! 136 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,721 - I am so sorry! Please, just... - No, don't touch! 137 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,354 - I can fix it. Just... - Mitch, really. 138 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:35,025 - No, Mitch! - What are you doing to this poor girl? 139 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,466 Mitch, stop it! I got it. 140 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:40,130 No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now. 141 00:10:40,205 --> 00:10:42,196 - Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here. - Thank you. 142 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,640 Mitch, honey? Hon? 143 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,701 Why don't you go get some air, okay? Walk it off. 144 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,643 No, wait a second. 145 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,181 Yeah? 146 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,309 - Put in a good word for me. - Yeah, okay. 147 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:58,115 # Lay, oh-de-lay, oh-de-lay hee hool 148 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:03,787 # Sparkling, clear and lovely 149 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,688 # You're my 150 00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:08,756 # Lady 151 00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,765 Hey, Marissa! 152 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,702 You're the lady. 153 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:28,713 Can't hear you! 154 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:30,877 Excuse me. 155 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:34,983 I'd like to say I'm really glad and proud to be here tonight. 156 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:40,488 I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years. 157 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,397 That's great. Congratulations. 158 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:44,492 I love you, Dad! 159 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,232 True love is hard to find. 160 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,399 Sometimes you think you have true love, 161 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:52,841 and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, 162 00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:56,142 and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded 163 00:11:56,215 --> 00:12:00,311 like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend... 164 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:04,151 It stops right there and it continues right here, 165 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,590 because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind. 166 00:12:09,494 --> 00:12:11,860 Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us. 167 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,921 Salute. Health and happiness. 168 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,864 Cheers, everybody. 169 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,403 I love you so much, Frankie. I love you. 170 00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:21,336 I'm not a talker. 171 00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:23,704 I love you. Congratulations. 172 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,124 I thought you said near campus. This is practically on-campus. It's sick. 173 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,396 - This is great. - How did you land this place? 174 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,370 I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually. 175 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,067 A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died. 176 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,506 That's awesome! 177 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,971 That's awesome. 178 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,311 A little housewarming. 179 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,317 To new beginnings. 180 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,845 Thanks. 181 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,325 Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding. 182 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,658 This model? 183 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,061 No, this exact one. 184 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,865 I'm sorry. 185 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,868 I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. 186 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,164 It's okay. 187 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,967 I hope you like it. 188 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,041 I love it. Thank you. 189 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,100 This place is unbelievable. 190 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,237 - You like it? - How could you still be depressed? 191 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,715 This is the probably the best thing that's ever happened to us. 192 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,376 - Us? - Yeah, us. 193 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,319 Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me. 194 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,322 You put a bar in over there, right? 195 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,588 Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere. 196 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,390 Max, can you earmuff it for me? 197 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,462 We're gonna get so much ass here, it's gonna be sick. 198 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,593 I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass. 199 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,967 That sounds like a lot of fun, but 200 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,030 I need a little time to get my life back together. 201 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,975 We need to throw a big kick-ass party to start things off. 202 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:08,309 Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors. 203 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,315 Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about. 204 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,645 Break it in. 205 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,176 The real estate guy was really adamant about not having... 206 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,155 I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you. 207 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,920 Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation. 208 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,153 What situation? 209 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,287 Mitch, you're on the rebound. 210 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,730 You're like an injured fawn nursed back to health, 211 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,632 who's finally gonna be rereleased into the wilderness. 212 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,260 Sorry. 213 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,929 Please be careful. 214 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,667 - I'm sorry. You okay? - Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby. 215 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,334 - You upset him. - Sorry, baby. 216 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,310 It's okay. It happens. 217 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,677 We should go tropical with this thing. 218 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:45,013 Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price. 219 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,142 Sand in here? 220 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,813 Or foam, whatever. Something in here. 221 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,516 - You understand what I'm talking about? - Absolutely. 222 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,185 I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa. 223 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,787 I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke! 224 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,233 It's not funny. And now the baby is upset. 225 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,742 Hey! 226 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,208 Hey! 227 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,479 Hey, honey! 228 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,581 I brought you an iced tea! 229 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,885 No, thanks. I got a fresh beer. 230 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,152 Can you turn that off for a second? 231 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,126 Wow. That's really loud. 232 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,531 Yeah. Thanks. 233 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,729 I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice. 234 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:43,037 But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal. 235 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,269 Hey, Mike! 236 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,469 Right. 237 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,605 - So, what's up? - Nothing much. 238 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,514 I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night. 239 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,109 Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night. 240 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,519 Oh, that's right. I totally forgot. 241 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,352 But I can skip it. 242 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,449 Oh! No. 243 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,023 Don't be silly. 244 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,963 I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me. 245 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,700 I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night. 246 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,068 - It'll be fun. - Thanks. 247 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,868 You're the best. 248 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,768 Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know. 249 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,109 - What do you mean? - You know exactly what I mean. 250 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,215 You've come a long way since Frank the Tank, and we don't want him coming back. 251 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,879 Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay? 252 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,083 That part of me is over. It's water under the bridge. 253 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,785 I promise. 254 00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:48,666 Nice, right? 255 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,674 This is incredible. How did you do this? 256 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:53,336 With all the people here, and the speakers. 257 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,880 I thought we were having a small get-together. 258 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,610 It's one of many small get-togethers. 259 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,584 That's why you got the house, brother. 260 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,176 You're having fun? 261 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,779 - I'm having a great time. - Good. 262 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,850 What else have you got planned? A student band or something? 263 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,258 Yeah, that's it. 264 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,765 I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next. 265 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,459 I own six Speaker Cities. 266 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,367 I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about. 267 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,372 I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. 268 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,143 You think I'd roll out that kind of red carpet 269 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,563 for a fuckin' marching band? 270 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,368 Just make sure you can see the stage. 271 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,847 Excuse me. Pardon me. 272 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:33,112 I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind. 273 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,345 Thank you. 274 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:37,149 This is the guy I was talking about. This is his house. 275 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,658 - What's up, man? - No, that's my friend, Mitch. 276 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,194 My friend Mitch, he owns the house. 277 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,959 Anyway, come hit this right here. You need to hit this. 278 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:50,661 No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. 279 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,501 Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time. 280 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,064 A big day? Doing what? 281 00:17:57,142 --> 00:18:00,043 Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday. 282 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,704 We're going to Home Depot. 283 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,243 Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring. 284 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,276 Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond, I don't know. 285 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,844 I don't know if we'll have enough time. 286 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:16,317 You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one. 287 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,626 He gonna do one! He gonna do one! 288 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,431 That's a talented man right there. 289 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,642 - That's what I'm talking about. - Fill it up again! 290 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,942 God, that's good. It's so good! 291 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,608 Once it hits your lips, it's so good. 292 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,242 Thank you very much, guys. This will be happening at this house all year. 293 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,380 So just get ready, don't burn yourselves out tonight. 294 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:48,324 I wanna thank you very much for coming to the official Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. 295 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,697 For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is, 296 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,893 he's the very successful, 297 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,063 very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar. 298 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,938 Now, courtesy of Speaker City, 299 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,778 which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DvD players, 300 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:15,183 give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal 301 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:18,814 and your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg. 302 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,959 # Yeah Get up 303 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,733 # You know what 304 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,802 # I'm thlnklng of a master plan 305 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,697 # Cuz aln't nothlng but sweat Inslde my hand 306 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,070 # So I dlg Into my pockets All my money Is spent 307 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,371 # So I dlg deeper But still coming up with lint 308 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,934 # So I start my mlsslon Leave my resldence 309 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,447 # I'm thlnkln'how can I get Some dead presldents 310 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,450 Frank! Frank! 311 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,981 Whoo! 312 00:19:56,061 --> 00:20:00,659 Frank the Tank! 313 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,730 You know it! 314 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:12,873 # A pen and a paper A stereo, a tape 315 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,283 You're that guy. 316 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,340 What? 317 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,353 Mitch-a-Palooza, from the poster. 318 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,854 Yeah, that's me. 319 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,356 This party is great. Nice work. 320 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,791 My friends put it on for me. 321 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,387 They're kind of rereleasing me out into the wild. 322 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,728 What are you talking about? 323 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,358 Nothing. Sorry. 324 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:41,031 # Got to have some thangs So what you need Is some game 325 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,870 - # Say what - # To get your paper, man 326 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,672 - # Say what, say what, yeah - # Oh, baby 327 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,111 - # In a world of paper - # Check me out, y'all 328 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,275 # Dld somebody say make money money Make money money money 329 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,545 # Make money money Make money money money 330 00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:57,452 # Say make money money Make money money money 331 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,717 We're going streaking! 332 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,325 I'm sorry. 333 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:15,567 We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium. 334 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,971 Come on, everybody! 335 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,600 Come on, Snoop! 336 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,400 Snoop-a-loop! 337 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,468 Snoop! 338 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,940 No, it's cool. I'm cool. 339 00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:25,949 Bring your green hat. Let's go. 340 00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:28,417 Come on, everybody, we're going! 341 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,977 Here we go! 342 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,819 Man, man. Man, put the music back on. 343 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,451 Let's get the party back cracking up in here. 344 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,023 Whoo! Come on! 345 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,361 We're streaking. Come on! 346 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,163 Come on, every... We're... come on! 347 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,966 Whoo! Whoo! 348 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:50,405 We're streaking. We're streaking! 349 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,500 Whooo! 350 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:54,238 Come on! 351 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,706 Oh, tell her! 352 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,649 Marissa, I totally forgot. 353 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:03,017 I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present! 354 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,182 Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything. 355 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,194 Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class. 356 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,929 - It was incredible. - A class? 357 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,796 And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance. 358 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,494 Why should I go to a class? 359 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:21,403 Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged. 360 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,771 Wait a second, is that guy... 361 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,675 Oh, my God. 362 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,246 That's disgusting! 363 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,015 Why am I looking at that? 364 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,647 Why are you slowing down? 365 00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:39,485 Just drive. Go. 366 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:41,247 Frank? 367 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,689 No way. 368 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,853 Frank! 369 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,156 Hey, honey. 370 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,327 What the hell are you doing? 371 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:56,500 We're streaking. We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium. 372 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,240 Who's streaking? 373 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,142 There's more coming. 374 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,780 Frank, get in the car. 375 00:23:03,848 --> 00:23:05,748 - Everybody's doing it. - Now! 376 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:06,806 Okay. 377 00:23:12,123 --> 00:23:14,683 Whoa! Scooch over. 378 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,592 Hey, ladies. 379 00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:25,324 Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh? 380 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:29,963 Please, guys. 381 00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,239 Honey, do you think KFC is still open? 382 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,929 Oh, shit. 383 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,657 Good morning. 384 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,128 Now, that was a party. 385 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:06,075 Since when are you so shy? 386 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,908 No, I'm not. I just... 387 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,472 Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk. 388 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,912 I don't remember. 389 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,046 I don't think so. 390 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,788 Listen, about last night. 391 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:27,029 I just got out of a very serious and traumatic relationship. 392 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,031 I'm kind of in a weird place right now. 393 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,335 What? 394 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:35,703 Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal. 395 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,439 Mitch, with an "M." 396 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,673 Right. Look. 397 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:47,985 Whatever. We were just having a little fun. You have nothing to worry about. 398 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,350 No. 399 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,889 Yeah, you're right. I'm okay with it. 400 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,221 It's casual. I was just... 401 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:57,023 I got to go to class, so... 402 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,361 So, how do we do this? Shall I... 403 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,525 You want to leave me your number? 404 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:05,263 You don't even have to worry about it. 405 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,008 See you around. 406 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:14,738 Bye. 407 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,043 I love you. 408 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,917 At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players 409 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,080 to camcorders, and everything in between. 410 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:27,421 Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state-of-the-art 411 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,484 home theater equipment and accessories. 412 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:32,156 Show us a competitor's price. We'll beat it. 413 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,997 If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally. 414 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,399 Figuratively, I mean. 415 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,734 The only thing that sounds better than our speakers are our prices! 416 00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:42,103 Hi, silly kid. 417 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,975 What do you think? Honestly. Shoot me straight. 418 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,307 Really good. 419 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,370 - You look great. - Really? 420 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,448 God, I went a little bit... 421 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,851 Got crazy last night. 422 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:59,049 Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank. I'm a little worried. 423 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,024 Hello? 424 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:04,592 Come on in. Jesus! 425 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,631 Is this one of your guys here? 426 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:09,463 - About three fire hazards over here. - What are you doing, man? 427 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:17,064 Cheese, is that you? 428 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:21,774 Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much. 429 00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:22,814 Who is this? 430 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:25,111 Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother? 431 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:29,086 Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard. 432 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,382 Oh, yeah! 433 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,390 Cheese! 434 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,983 Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time? 435 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,618 I got out. 436 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:39,721 Cool, man. I'm glad you did. 437 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,365 - You had a good time last night? - Yeah. 438 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,837 There might be some whippits lying around if you want them. 439 00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,431 - No, thanks. I'm working. - Working what? 440 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:51,669 Campus patrol? 441 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,978 - Try again. - You a Jehovah's Witness? 442 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,844 I'm the dean. 443 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,940 Dean Pritchard. Yeah. 444 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:02,146 And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned. 445 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,281 It is now exclusively for campus use only. 446 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:07,882 What are you talking about? 447 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,521 You can'tjust do that. I've already paid the first and last month's rent! 448 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,859 Take a look at that. 449 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:17,699 You have a week to vacate the premises, and I thank you for your cooperation. 450 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,067 Great. 451 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,339 - Can I ask you a question? - Absolutely not. 452 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:24,899 It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great. 453 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,885 Frank, this is a safe place. 454 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:42,893 It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. 455 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:47,398 Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. 456 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:48,989 We can say anything here. 457 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:50,993 Anything? 458 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,566 It's okay, honey. That's why we came. 459 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:04,539 Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. 460 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:08,675 I mean, suddenly you get married 461 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:11,313 and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. 462 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:13,220 I don't feel different. 463 00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:16,083 Take yesterday, for example. 464 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:20,222 We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. 465 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,993 And... 466 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:27,027 I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, 467 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:32,304 and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. 468 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,701 Her panties. 469 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:42,113 Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. 470 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:46,817 But I started thinking, "Well, maybe they're silk panties. " 471 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,621 "Maybe it's a thong. " 472 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:54,097 "Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. " 473 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:57,657 You know? And I started feeling... 474 00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,058 What? 475 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,796 I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not? 476 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:05,570 - We are. It's okay. - Okay? 477 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:09,808 It's okay. Please continue. 478 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,842 I don't know where I was going with that. 479 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:18,451 I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married, 480 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:22,323 I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact 481 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:26,558 that I'm gonna have sex with only one person 482 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,294 for the rest of my life. 483 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,766 Walsh tells me your San Diego trip was a blast! 484 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,135 Yeah. 485 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:37,640 How was Hooters? 486 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:39,768 I actually didn't go to Hooters. 487 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,436 Yeah, right. 488 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:42,980 Skittles? 489 00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:44,413 No, thanks. 490 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,973 Listen. I got a call from Manetti. 491 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:51,148 He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked. 492 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,746 What's wrong with it? 493 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:56,282 Well, for one thing, it violates the zoning restrictions set forth 494 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:59,990 in the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966. 495 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:02,795 Most notably, clause four. 496 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:04,129 Shall I continue? 497 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,727 - Actually, I'm familiar with that item... - Honey. 498 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,796 - Hi, Dad, am I interrupting? - No, come in. 499 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,572 I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin. 500 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,681 Nice to meet you, Mitch. 501 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,774 Hi. Nice to meet you. 502 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:22,183 - How was the slumber party? - Great. You know, 503 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:24,414 movies and popcorn. 504 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,421 She's an angel. 505 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,726 It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up. 506 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:33,593 - Dad, stop. - I'm sorry honey, but it's true. 507 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:38,159 To think that in just seven months you'll be graduating from high school! 508 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,837 You okay? 509 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,841 I thought you said high school. 510 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:46,900 Yeah. Shocking, isn't it? 511 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,774 Yes, it is. 512 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,354 Give me a break. 513 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,017 Hey, Mitch. 514 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:09,127 Hey, man. Did you have a good day? 515 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,031 Not too bad. 516 00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,670 What's going on? 517 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,936 I thought maybe I could crash here tonight, if that's all right. 518 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:20,910 Marissa is going through some personal stuff. 519 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:26,850 Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked? 520 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:30,479 That and some other stuff. 521 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,957 No problem. Make yourself at home. 522 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,253 Thanks. 523 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:39,690 Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand-new way to look at a fraternity. 524 00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:45,294 In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society, 525 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:48,134 because this is a very big idea, my friends. 526 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:52,370 We are talking about a non-exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood 527 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:55,413 where community status and more importantly, age, 528 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,710 have no bearing whatsoever. 529 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,979 Yeah? From the guy who probably won't get in. 530 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,749 - I go to school here. - Okay. 531 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:07,781 I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university? 532 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,986 - Who are these people? - I don't know. 533 00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:13,395 Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation, 534 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:16,832 but we will give nothing back to the academic community. 535 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:20,861 As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise. 536 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,169 What the hell is going on here? 537 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:25,732 Guys, this is a very special occasion. 538 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:29,770 The Godfather himself has been kind enough to grace us with his presence. 539 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,179 The Godfather! 540 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:34,582 This is his damn house. He lives here, he sleeps 20 feet away. 541 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,856 We need to talk. 542 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,113 Kitchen. 543 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,526 Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Mitch for a second. 544 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,388 There you go, buddy. 545 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,662 - How long have these people been here? - All day. 546 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:52,329 That party we had last night has given us all kinds of street cred. 547 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,167 What are you talking about? 548 00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:57,675 This is called "rush. " We're officially starting a fraternity. 549 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,734 I like it. It's genius! 550 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,438 You've got to be kidding me. 551 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,606 You heard Pritchard, all right? We're obligated to do this. 552 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:07,778 This house, he says, is zoned specifically for social services and student housing. 553 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:09,684 Fraternity solves both of those. 554 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,451 But this is my house. I live here, Beanie. 555 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:15,857 I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college. 556 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,590 I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details. 557 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,634 Did you or did you not have a good time at the party? 558 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,498 I had an awesome time. 559 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,962 I know you had an awesome time. 560 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,507 The entire town knows you had an awesome time. 561 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,134 I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time. 562 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,905 - I had a good time. - Okay, that's good. 563 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:36,004 Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going? 564 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,413 - More good... - God. I mean... 565 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:42,249 I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this. 566 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,687 We got 40 guys that want this. There must be a reason for it. 567 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:48,021 Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm. 568 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:51,995 I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is, 569 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:55,898 I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month. 570 00:33:55,967 --> 00:34:00,028 And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room 571 00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:02,835 and all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep. 572 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:07,174 So, I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity. 573 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:10,442 I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the "F'ing. " 574 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,608 All you got to do is say "earmuffs" to him. 575 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,709 Then you can say, "fuck, shit, bitch," whatever you want. 576 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,117 Cock. Balls. 577 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,986 I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank. 578 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,457 - Sorry. - Don't say sorry to me. 579 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:24,154 You let down Frank, you let down me, you let down Max, most importantly. 580 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,424 And right about now, I'm having a real hard time 581 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,277 trying to figure out why I take my time out of my schedule 582 00:34:28,477 --> 00:34:29,860 to try to help you get over... 583 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,160 Earmuffs. That whore that you dated. 584 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:37,072 Wanna go out and see the other guys? Uncle Mitch is sorry. 585 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,211 Say "yes. " 586 00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,370 Yes. 587 00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,378 Here's the deal. Listen up! 588 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:53,323 All together, we've picked 14 pledges. 589 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,326 Wait, who's this guy? 590 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,827 That's Blue. 591 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,261 He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot. 592 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,060 But don't worry about it. He's legit. 593 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,658 He looks like he's 100 years old. He wants to pledge? 594 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:07,364 Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it. 595 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,373 Go time! 596 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:27,485 Don't make this any harder on yourself! 597 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,037 What's going on? 598 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,597 You tell anyone about this, I'll fuckin' kill you! 599 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:46,610 I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie? 600 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,009 Let's go! 601 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:02,190 Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue. 602 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,372 Congratulations, gentlemen. 603 00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:16,532 You should all be very proud of yourselves. 604 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,577 Each and every one of you has been hand-picked 605 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:23,137 to represent our inaugural pledge class. 606 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,775 Over the next 21 days, 607 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:32,415 you're all going to experience intense mental and physical strain. 608 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,281 D- ahhh! 609 00:36:35,127 --> 00:36:37,095 Frank, just pace yourself. 610 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:41,058 Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry. 611 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:45,365 At this point you may be asking yourself, 612 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:50,170 "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinderblock in my hands?" 613 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,209 You might also ask yourself, 614 00:36:55,247 --> 00:37:00,583 "Why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string 615 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:03,147 tied to it?" 616 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,019 And finally, 617 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:11,919 "Why's the other end of this string tied securely 618 00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,397 to your penis?" 619 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,933 And the answer, ladies, is trust. 620 00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:23,203 This is your first test. 621 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,299 Spanish! 622 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,978 Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack 623 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:30,606 so your block will land safely on the lawn? 624 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,206 Sir, yes, sir. 625 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:34,081 - And Blue! - Yes, sir? 626 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:36,484 Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight? 627 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,887 - Sir, yes, sir. - Blue, you're my boy! 628 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,288 Thank you, sir. 629 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,352 About face. 630 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,429 Step to the edge! 631 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,772 Pledges, prepare to release! 632 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,568 One... 633 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,207 two... 634 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,910 three! Release! 635 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:10,017 Aahh! 636 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:12,552 Oh...! 637 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,190 Wasn't meant to happen like that, Weensie! 638 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,924 Walk it off, big guy. We're coming down. 639 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:24,592 # One, two, three, four 640 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:27,036 # I've been laid more times than God 641 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:29,266 # Got six kids in Laung-Pau-Lad 642 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:33,300 # One two three four One two three four 643 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:37,847 # I don't know, but it's been sald One more lap and I'll be dead 644 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,781 - # One two three four... - Faster! 645 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:44,422 Jesus. Who are these people? 646 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:49,952 Patricia, get security to the South Lawn. 647 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,724 We have an illegal off-road vehicle operating without a permit. 648 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,925 They've already been called, slr. 649 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,264 Call them again. 650 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:06,543 It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity? 651 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,374 They're not a fraternity, sir. 652 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:11,382 They've been approved for temporary status by the student council. 653 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,782 Half these guys don't even go to the school. 654 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,843 You see the one guy, he's like 90. 655 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:18,685 Technically, that doesn't matter. They found a loophole. 656 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,247 - A loophole? - Yes. 657 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:21,883 Well, it's interesting, sir. 658 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,327 As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork. 659 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:27,126 It's quite an anomaly. 660 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,497 I'm sorry, is that funny? Are you a standup comic? 661 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:32,059 Is that what you do now? 662 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,201 This is me leaving. This is me leaving. 663 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,682 There he is. 664 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,285 What's going on, brother? 665 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:55,588 Nothing. Just making some copies. 666 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,385 See you later. 667 00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,658 Hey, Mitch, hang on a second. 668 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,530 I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity. 669 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,001 Who told you that? 670 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,163 Nobody. Is it true? 671 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,673 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Right. 672 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,209 It sounds cool, man. I want in. 673 00:40:13,345 --> 00:40:16,644 Listen to me. There is no fraternity. 674 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:19,047 I don't even know what you're talking about. 675 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,813 You listen to me. I need this, okay? 676 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,085 My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same. 677 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,490 I go golfing on Sundays. 678 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,653 I hate golf. 679 00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:33,061 Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please. 680 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,726 I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh. 681 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,999 And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home. 682 00:40:40,372 --> 00:40:43,432 Trust me, you're not missing anything, anyways. 683 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,668 Really? 684 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,177 Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter. 685 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:50,174 Sorry. Sorry. 686 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,309 That is untrue! 687 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,780 Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is think about it, okay? 688 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,257 Think about it! 689 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,586 So what? Who cares if you work with the guy? 690 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,096 I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about. 691 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:10,191 You're killing me. You really need to start embracing this whole thing here. 692 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:13,203 The frustrating thing is I don't think you appreciate everything I did for you. 693 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,262 - For me? - Yeah, for you. 694 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:18,571 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls all day? 695 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,338 - Yeah, I do. - Well, I don't, man. 696 00:41:20,412 --> 00:41:22,607 - I'm doing this whole thing for you. - Hello. 697 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,912 Nicole, how's it going? Who's this? 698 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,214 This is my daughter, Amanda. Say hi, sweetie. 699 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,652 Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right? 700 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:34,180 Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing at the wedding, actually. 701 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,420 - How you been? - Fine, thanks. 702 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,290 Good. 703 00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:40,297 I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding. 704 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:42,230 I hope I didn't embarrass you. 705 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:45,235 It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself. 706 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:48,932 - I brought you a housewarming gift. - That is really nice. 707 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:52,773 It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was... 708 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,438 No, that thing's a piece of crap. Awful. 709 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,478 - I stopped selling it six months ago. - Please, hey, Beanie. 710 00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:01,178 - Thanks. - A lot of complaints. 711 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:03,550 - But it's a nice gesture, I think. - No, this is cool. 712 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,111 Hey, Godfather! 713 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,590 - What's up? - Yo, you the man, dog! 714 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,092 See you around, homey! 715 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,151 Did that guy just call you the Godfather? 716 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,891 Must be joking around or something. 717 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,626 Where are you guys living now? 718 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,794 We're staying with my dad for awhile, until I find something better. 719 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,838 The move's been a little rough on Amanda. 720 00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:25,604 My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him. 721 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:28,043 Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that. 722 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,047 But you guys are welcome to come, if you like. 723 00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:32,174 - Great idea! You should definitely come. - Okay. 724 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,811 What do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? 725 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,087 Hi, Nicole. 726 00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,091 Hi, Frank. 727 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,650 It's a nice doll you have there. 728 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,821 Yeah, thanks. She's okay. 729 00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,321 Did you have fun at the wedding? 730 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,031 Yeah, it was fun. 731 00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:55,233 I'm just staying here, for right now. 732 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,035 Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then. 733 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,008 Sunday, right. Okay. 734 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,908 - Bye. Say bye. - Bye. 735 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,341 Bye. 736 00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:12,650 - Hi, you've reached Marissa. - And Frank! 737 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:15,090 We're not here, so leave us a message. 738 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,786 Hey, honey, it's me. 739 00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:20,490 Listen, just was calling to check in. 740 00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:24,228 I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that. 741 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,291 Damn it. 742 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:29,932 If you are satisfied, press "1." To rerecord, press "2." 743 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,877 Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen. 744 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,311 Gonna be in the neighborhood a little bit later. 745 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:40,249 Didn't know if you wanted to get together for frozen yogurt sometime, 746 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,616 or maybe even a whole meal of food. 747 00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:45,247 If that'd be agreeable... Stupid. 748 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:49,419 If you are satisfied, press "1." To rerecord, press "2." 749 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:53,023 Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard... 750 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,558 Okay, ladies. 751 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,602 The secret to a good B.J. is focus. 752 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,900 I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years 753 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:06,000 or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago. 754 00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,601 Who never did call me back 755 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:11,115 but did leave me with a little something called herpes. 756 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:14,151 Which I then gave to the dog. 757 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,344 But that's neither here nor there. 758 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,018 Grab your vegetables. 759 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:28,191 Who's hungry? Who's hungry? 760 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,393 Come on. Is this guy for real? 761 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:33,631 Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is. 762 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:36,799 Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed, 763 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,308 and we're gonna position ourselves for insertion. 764 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,207 Ready? Do it. 765 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,811 Um hmm. Good, Marissa. 766 00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:51,719 You can use a little teeth but don't be a biter. 767 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,285 Now you're going to do the work, ladies. 768 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:59,125 These carrots are not going to ejaculate themselves. 769 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,631 Get Into It. Very good. 770 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,428 very good. 771 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,992 Good, good, good. Not so good. 772 00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:07,935 Please, what are you doing? 773 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,132 You're not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf. 774 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,142 If you know your Greek mythology. 775 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,144 Ladies, we are giving head here. 776 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,180 We're not breast feeding from a mythological beast. 777 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:20,380 Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing 778 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,385 when somebody prematurely pops in your face. 779 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:25,889 It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye. 780 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:28,858 Thank you very much. Continue, please, continue. 781 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,394 Up and in. 782 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,954 And mind the stepchildren. 783 00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:36,158 Mind the stepchildren. 784 00:45:53,818 --> 00:45:57,117 Marissa, come on. That's it. 785 00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:03,622 I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it. 786 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:08,761 Marissa, come on. That's it. 787 00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:14,699 Everybody can learn from Marissa. I'm gonna take a quick five. 788 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,763 You guys continue. 789 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,934 Nice work, Marissa. 790 00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:24,948 Way to give a hundred and ten percent. 791 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,507 When I get back there, I'm gonna show you something I call 792 00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:30,179 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis. " 793 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:32,315 Did you see that movie? 794 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:36,121 I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic. 795 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:39,496 Bastardl 796 00:46:39,697 --> 00:46:41,995 Someone just make a bad mistake! 797 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:54,341 Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here? 798 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,175 You know this person? 799 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:58,306 I am so sorry. Are you hurt? 800 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,850 Yes, I'm hurt. 801 00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:08,554 Bob's not here. They're on the rocks. 802 00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:14,387 You've outdone yourself once again. 803 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,400 It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing? 804 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:20,164 Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot. 805 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:24,037 Put your head on. Are you nuts? That can be very traumatic for these kids. 806 00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:26,474 - You're right, I'm sorry, sir. - Don't "sorry" me. 807 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:29,011 Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that. 808 00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:30,239 Take it easy. 809 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:31,906 You don't see me breaking the fourth wall. 810 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,980 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 811 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:35,916 - Nice costume. - Thanks a lot. 812 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:38,250 - This is a great party. - When'd you get here? 813 00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:41,257 Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark. 814 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:44,761 Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie. 815 00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:46,386 How's it hanging, boys? 816 00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:47,521 Pleasure to meet you. 817 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,158 So, listen, somebody told me 818 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:52,668 you guys are in a fraternity, is that right? 819 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:55,170 - No. - A fraternity. Is that true? 820 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,869 Not really. I mean, no. It's more kind of like a social club. 821 00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:02,411 We just kinda watch football and hang out. 822 00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:05,039 Hang out and spank each other, I bet. 823 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:07,242 It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously... 824 00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:10,411 Blue! How come there's no ice in my lemonade? 825 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:11,954 Sorry, sir! 826 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:14,456 You drop down and you give me ten! 827 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:15,890 - Now! - Yes, sir. 828 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:17,684 Let's go! 829 00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:18,921 That's Frank. 830 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:22,997 I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me. 831 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,658 Speaker City. I own all six locations. 832 00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:28,933 Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right? 833 00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:31,907 Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute? 834 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,529 We'll talk surround sound and everything else later. 835 00:48:33,529 --> 00:48:34,376 I'll cut you a deal. 836 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,803 I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it. 837 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,541 How you doing, bud? What a day! 838 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:41,379 We can open Uncle Frank's, but we got to wait for the others. 839 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:44,114 I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max. 840 00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,884 Rip it up! Go at there. What is it? 841 00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:50,188 Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got! 842 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,387 Yay! 843 00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:55,891 What do you think, Max, huh? It's got three speeds. 844 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,739 Damn it. 845 00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:11,708 Excuse me. I'll have one of those. 846 00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,148 I'm Mark. What's your name? 847 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:16,311 Tracy. 848 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:20,418 Nice meeting you, Tracy. 849 00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:23,526 - Right on there. - There we go. 850 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:26,085 Okay, you can go back out and play now. 851 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,425 Come on. 852 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:31,059 There. Take your doll. Okay. 853 00:49:33,203 --> 00:49:35,865 I think she likes you. She ignores most people. 854 00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:37,429 I feel honored. 855 00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:43,773 So, Mark, he seems like an interesting guy. 856 00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,371 He's harmless. 857 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,049 - How long have you two been together? - Two years now. 858 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:52,649 I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous. 859 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,623 You had a crush on me? 860 00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:57,888 You got to be kidding me. I was obsessed with you. 861 00:49:57,961 --> 00:50:02,523 Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance. 862 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,794 How come you never asked me out then? 863 00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:07,462 You were pretty intimidating back then. 864 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:11,998 You were always with older guys. You had that Whitesnake jean jacket. 865 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:15,203 You smoked Marlboro Reds. You were way out of my league. 866 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,009 I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket. 867 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,984 I'm still pretty intimidated by you. 868 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:31,483 You're bad. 869 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:34,358 You're right. I am bad. 870 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:39,095 I'm sorry... 871 00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:41,467 - I guess we're not knocking? - Excuse me. 872 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:43,836 Excuse me, I've got to get back to work. 873 00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:46,432 ...just returning these Band-Aids. 874 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,736 What are you gonna do? Tell on me? 875 00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:53,749 You know you can't, buddy. It's guy code. Okay? 876 00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:57,044 Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh... 877 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,781 something chicks do. 878 00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:03,486 You're not a chick, are you? 879 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:10,029 All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there. 880 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:20,134 Hey there, buddy. 881 00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:21,939 Need a friend? 882 00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:24,438 Yeah, me, too. 883 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:28,707 Hey. 884 00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,821 Wow. 885 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:42,490 - She's a beauty, ain't she? - Yeah. 886 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,761 What kind of gun is this? 887 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,735 That's a tranquilizer gun. 888 00:51:46,803 --> 00:51:50,068 If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, 889 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:51,573 I get to take them down. 890 00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:55,144 Ain't that right, mother? What? 891 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,305 That's what I thought. Shut up. 892 00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,911 Hey, be careful with that. 893 00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:02,713 That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. 894 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,378 Got her in Mexico. 895 00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,786 - Cool. - Yeah, it is cool. 896 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:09,792 They say it could puncture the skin of a rhino from a hundred... 897 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:13,057 Oww! Oh... 898 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,499 Yes! 899 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:20,126 That's awesome! 900 00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:22,333 What? 901 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:25,400 You just took one in the jugular, man! 902 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:28,672 Ha! Whoa. 903 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:30,271 Yes! 904 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,679 Oh, my God. 905 00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:37,246 Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad? 906 00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:39,282 Is this bad? 907 00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:42,086 You should pull that out. That shit is not cool. 908 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,225 Wait. 909 00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:48,821 Wait. Pull what out? 910 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:52,426 The dart, man. You got a fuckin' dart in your neck. 911 00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:58,407 You're craz... You're crazy, man. 912 00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,340 You're crazy. 913 00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:02,105 I like you. 914 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,574 But you're crazy. 915 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:08,016 I feel tired. 916 00:53:15,258 --> 00:53:19,194 # Happy birthday to you 917 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,254 No! 918 00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:27,259 # Happy birthday, dear Max 919 00:53:58,168 --> 00:54:00,796 # Hello darkness My old friend 920 00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:05,099 # I've come to talk Wlth you agaln 921 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:10,510 # Because a vision softly creeping 922 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:15,040 # Left its seeds while I was sleeping 923 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,381 This is the most beautiful day. 924 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:21,991 Yes. 925 00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,557 It really is. 926 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:30,959 # Wlthin the sound of silence 927 00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,697 I've missed you, Frank. 928 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,170 I'm so glad you're back. 929 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,131 I've missed you too, honey. 930 00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:42,308 You look gorgeous. 931 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:45,606 You're sweet. 932 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:49,209 # I turned my collar To the cold and damp 933 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,320 He just French kissed me! 934 00:55:05,701 --> 00:55:07,032 This better work. 935 00:55:07,103 --> 00:55:09,050 The board members are beginning to ask questions about this "civilian fraternity. " 936 00:55:09,085 --> 00:55:10,997 The board members are beginning to ask questions about this "civilian fraternity. " 937 00:55:11,073 --> 00:55:13,371 Don't worry, it'll work. 938 00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:18,477 Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang. 939 00:55:18,547 --> 00:55:19,980 She's student council president, 940 00:55:20,049 --> 00:55:23,780 prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman. 941 00:55:23,852 --> 00:55:25,752 A young woman with a lot to lose. 942 00:55:25,821 --> 00:55:27,379 - Megan, hello. - Hi. 943 00:55:27,456 --> 00:55:29,048 Have a seat. 944 00:55:35,397 --> 00:55:37,922 I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard. 945 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,490 Don't turn around. 946 00:55:42,271 --> 00:55:45,866 Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street 947 00:55:45,941 --> 00:55:49,775 has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay? 948 00:55:49,845 --> 00:55:54,009 And as student body president, you approved their temporary status. 949 00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:58,076 Unfortunately, you alone have the ability to revoke it. 950 00:55:58,153 --> 00:56:00,587 So, we're gonna need you to go ahead and do that. 951 00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:03,989 Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys. 952 00:56:04,059 --> 00:56:08,359 They throw the sickest parties. I met my boyfriend at their casino night. 953 00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:10,295 Uh-huh, that's great. 954 00:56:10,366 --> 00:56:13,767 It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School. 955 00:56:13,836 --> 00:56:16,566 Wow, that's a tough school to get into. 956 00:56:16,638 --> 00:56:20,631 You know, Dean Pritchard has some serious connections at Columbia. 957 00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:23,001 Are you bribing me? 958 00:56:26,048 --> 00:56:28,278 Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang. 959 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:29,874 It's Huang. 960 00:56:30,552 --> 00:56:33,646 Whatever. How's the tennis season going? 961 00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:37,787 I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay. 962 00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:40,658 - It's a pretty standard lease. - Okay, great. 963 00:56:40,729 --> 00:56:44,756 Thank you for taking a look at it for me. This stuff always confuses me. 964 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,027 Anytime. 965 00:56:46,201 --> 00:56:49,932 So, you and Mark are moving in together? 966 00:56:50,539 --> 00:56:54,703 Yeah. Well, financially it makes sense, so... 967 00:56:55,210 --> 00:56:59,772 You know, there's something I think you should know... 968 00:57:00,749 --> 00:57:02,512 about Mark. 969 00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:04,074 What is it? 970 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,819 Well... 971 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,325 Relationships are a lot of work. 972 00:57:12,394 --> 00:57:15,420 And, I guess what I'm saying is... 973 00:57:20,269 --> 00:57:21,793 Good luck. 974 00:57:22,905 --> 00:57:25,339 Oh, okay. Well, thank you. 975 00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,238 Yeah. Listen. 976 00:57:27,309 --> 00:57:31,678 I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something? 977 00:57:31,747 --> 00:57:33,738 - Yeah. - If that's okay with you. 978 00:57:33,816 --> 00:57:35,647 - I'd like that. - Yeah. 979 00:57:35,717 --> 00:57:40,313 Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend 980 00:57:40,389 --> 00:57:42,186 to finally ask you out. 981 00:57:42,257 --> 00:57:44,020 Timing was never your thing. 982 00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:45,424 No. 983 00:57:47,496 --> 00:57:49,430 Okay, so, thank you. 984 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,566 And, call me about dinner. 985 00:57:53,635 --> 00:57:55,865 - I will. - Excuse me, sir! 986 00:57:56,171 --> 00:57:57,900 We have a situation, sir! 987 00:57:57,973 --> 00:58:00,203 What are you guys doing here? I said never at work. 988 00:58:00,275 --> 00:58:01,765 But it's an emergency. 989 00:58:01,844 --> 00:58:04,312 We can only buy KY Jelly in the 4-ounce tubes. 990 00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:09,373 Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed. 991 00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:10,577 What's all that for? 992 00:58:10,652 --> 00:58:12,779 It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match. 993 00:58:12,855 --> 00:58:16,188 You know what? Can we talk about this later, please? 994 00:58:20,062 --> 00:58:23,031 I'm going again, baby! 995 00:58:23,098 --> 00:58:24,963 Whoo-hoo! 996 00:58:32,441 --> 00:58:34,636 Yeah! Yeah! 997 00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:37,702 This doesn't seem fair! I'm on a roll! 998 00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:53,159 Rip his head off! 999 00:59:05,474 --> 00:59:07,374 I like your room. 1000 00:59:07,443 --> 00:59:10,970 Thanks a lot. It's kind of a home away from home for me. 1001 00:59:11,046 --> 00:59:13,207 All the posters are mine. 1002 00:59:13,549 --> 00:59:16,882 I don't usually like fraternity guys. They're such losers. 1003 00:59:16,952 --> 00:59:21,082 But, you're like... mature. 1004 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:22,918 Mature? 1005 00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:24,186 Yeah. 1006 00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:27,627 So, where do you sleep, anyway? 1007 00:59:27,696 --> 00:59:30,392 Usually, I sleep at home. 1008 00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:32,832 Sometimes I do crash here. 1009 00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:36,303 This is a futon, actually. It pulls out, you know. 1010 00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:37,930 Cool, I didn't realize. 1011 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:40,236 Can I see it? 1012 00:59:40,709 --> 00:59:42,233 The futon? 1013 00:59:42,611 --> 00:59:43,976 Yeah. 1014 00:59:46,982 --> 00:59:48,313 Wow. 1015 00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:52,686 Amy, I'm sorry. 1016 00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:56,520 I'm married. And I can't do this. 1017 00:59:56,592 --> 00:59:58,560 I don't want this to get weird, but... 1018 00:59:58,627 --> 01:00:01,221 Right. I see. 1019 01:00:01,897 --> 01:00:04,695 But why don't you leave me your number? 1020 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:07,895 This way, if something happens to my wife, I can give you a call. 1021 01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:10,734 - I don't think so. - Okay, that was a bad idea. 1022 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:16,700 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event! 1023 01:00:22,284 --> 01:00:25,447 In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds, 1024 01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:28,422 and pushing 89 years of age, 1025 01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:31,653 the recent recipient of a brand-new plastic hip, 1026 01:00:31,727 --> 01:00:34,059 Joseph "Blue" Pulasky! 1027 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:42,933 And in the opposite corner, with a combined weight of 210 pounds, 1028 01:00:43,005 --> 01:00:45,735 hailing from Hayden dormitory, 1029 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,833 Jenny and Jeanie! 1030 01:00:53,716 --> 01:00:56,708 Fighters, are you ready? 1031 01:00:59,088 --> 01:01:01,079 Blue, you sure you're okay with this? 1032 01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:03,989 Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy. 1033 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:07,454 Let's get it on! 1034 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,729 - Come on. - Come on, grandpa, let's go. 1035 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:17,101 Let's go, birthday boy! 1036 01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:20,039 What's the matter, you scared? 1037 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:21,406 Hello? 1038 01:01:37,492 --> 01:01:41,758 # I close my eyes 1039 01:01:42,330 --> 01:01:46,733 # Only for a moment And the moment's gone 1040 01:01:47,803 --> 01:01:51,762 # All my dreams 1041 01:01:52,741 --> 01:01:56,802 # Pass before my eyes In curiosity 1042 01:01:58,513 --> 01:02:00,811 # Dust in the wlnd 1043 01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:04,147 Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while. 1044 01:02:04,219 --> 01:02:06,312 Good idea. 1045 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:10,757 Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault. 1046 01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:13,158 Damn it, Blue was old. 1047 01:02:13,228 --> 01:02:15,992 That's what old people do. They die. 1048 01:02:16,064 --> 01:02:17,691 I'm sorry. 1049 01:02:18,533 --> 01:02:22,936 # All we are is Dust in the wlnd 1050 01:02:25,073 --> 01:02:30,705 # Ah-ah-ah 1051 01:02:31,613 --> 01:02:33,240 You're my boy, Blue! 1052 01:02:33,748 --> 01:02:35,648 You're my boy. 1053 01:02:39,287 --> 01:02:41,619 It's been a weird month, huh? 1054 01:02:41,690 --> 01:02:43,157 Yeah. 1055 01:02:44,826 --> 01:02:48,455 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday. 1056 01:02:48,530 --> 01:02:50,555 My birthday, what do you mean? 1057 01:02:50,632 --> 01:02:52,395 Yeah, last Thursday. 1058 01:02:53,768 --> 01:02:56,737 - You forgot your birthday, didn't you? - Damn it! 1059 01:02:56,805 --> 01:02:58,796 I'm such an idiot. 1060 01:03:00,141 --> 01:03:05,135 - What have you been doing? - I've been keeping busy. 1061 01:03:06,248 --> 01:03:10,617 I... tried to join a new gym. 1062 01:03:11,253 --> 01:03:13,312 That was one thing. 1063 01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:17,786 And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy. 1064 01:03:17,859 --> 01:03:21,590 You know, I've missed you. You know? 1065 01:03:21,663 --> 01:03:23,358 I want you to know that. 1066 01:03:23,431 --> 01:03:27,026 I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home, 1067 01:03:27,102 --> 01:03:29,900 and, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD... 1068 01:03:29,971 --> 01:03:32,633 I don't think that's such a good idea. 1069 01:03:32,908 --> 01:03:35,342 Really? You don't? 1070 01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:37,344 I don't know. 1071 01:03:37,879 --> 01:03:40,541 Maybe we rushed into this, you know? 1072 01:03:41,449 --> 01:03:45,579 I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it? 1073 01:03:47,188 --> 01:03:49,053 Being married? 1074 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,422 What do you mean? 1075 01:03:53,695 --> 01:03:56,596 I mean, I think we should get a divorce. 1076 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,300 Like a real divorce? 1077 01:04:01,303 --> 01:04:02,668 Yeah. 1078 01:04:03,204 --> 01:04:04,603 Gotcha. 1079 01:04:06,074 --> 01:04:07,905 Okay, well... 1080 01:04:09,444 --> 01:04:10,775 I'm sorry. 1081 01:04:10,845 --> 01:04:13,575 No. Actually, I got to run. 1082 01:04:15,116 --> 01:04:18,677 But, if I don't talk to you, 1083 01:04:18,753 --> 01:04:21,347 keep on, keep trucking, you know? 1084 01:04:23,892 --> 01:04:26,292 Okay, good stuff. 1085 01:04:37,939 --> 01:04:40,169 Well, what do you think? 1086 01:04:40,241 --> 01:04:42,368 Yeah, it's okay. 1087 01:04:42,444 --> 01:04:44,674 - Just okay? - Yeah. 1088 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:49,806 I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal. 1089 01:04:49,884 --> 01:04:52,717 You had Mitch look at the lease? When? 1090 01:04:52,787 --> 01:04:55,187 Last week, I stopped by his office. 1091 01:04:55,256 --> 01:04:57,554 - Oh, God. - What? 1092 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,260 I don't know. 1093 01:05:00,595 --> 01:05:02,654 I'm not so sure about that guy. 1094 01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:04,926 Mitch? Why? He's so sweet. 1095 01:05:05,633 --> 01:05:08,693 Something I saw last week, at the birthday party. 1096 01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:10,397 What did you see? 1097 01:05:10,472 --> 01:05:13,305 I didn't want to get into this, but... 1098 01:05:13,808 --> 01:05:17,767 I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers. 1099 01:05:17,846 --> 01:05:19,245 A young girl. 1100 01:05:19,547 --> 01:05:21,174 - Really? - Yeah. 1101 01:05:21,249 --> 01:05:23,979 He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff. 1102 01:05:24,052 --> 01:05:26,782 It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything 1103 01:05:26,855 --> 01:05:28,413 'cause he's your friend. 1104 01:05:28,490 --> 01:05:30,822 - Hello? - Hey Nlcole, It's Mltch. 1105 01:05:30,892 --> 01:05:32,416 Hi, Mitch. 1106 01:05:32,494 --> 01:05:35,395 I was thinking, if you're not too busy, 1107 01:05:35,463 --> 01:05:37,761 maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee. 1108 01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:41,393 - Now's not really a good time. - Look. 1109 01:05:41,770 --> 01:05:46,366 I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything. 1110 01:05:46,441 --> 01:05:49,342 - I don't think so. - It's... 1111 01:05:49,577 --> 01:05:52,341 It's been kind of a tough day, 1112 01:05:52,414 --> 01:05:54,814 and it'd really mean a lot. 1113 01:05:58,119 --> 01:06:01,350 Listen, there are a few things I wanted to clear up, 1114 01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:05,951 because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am. 1115 01:06:06,027 --> 01:06:08,689 Really? What would ever give you that idea? 1116 01:06:08,763 --> 01:06:11,732 Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees. 1117 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,463 And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house. 1118 01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:18,170 - Not here. - I know who you are. 1119 01:06:18,239 --> 01:06:20,537 I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing. 1120 01:06:20,608 --> 01:06:21,472 Thank you. 1121 01:06:21,543 --> 01:06:25,138 You are beautiful. No offense, though. He is the king. 1122 01:06:25,213 --> 01:06:27,738 You are taking coffee and pie with a living legend. 1123 01:06:27,816 --> 01:06:30,250 That's very kind, but I insist, I'll pay. 1124 01:06:30,318 --> 01:06:32,252 Your money, it's not good here. 1125 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,686 - Okay. - I look forward to pledging next semester. 1126 01:06:36,157 --> 01:06:39,923 Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far? 1127 01:06:39,994 --> 01:06:43,122 I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true? 1128 01:06:43,832 --> 01:06:46,801 Well, yes. But he was really old. 1129 01:06:46,868 --> 01:06:49,701 And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back, 1130 01:06:49,771 --> 01:06:52,001 it'll show that it was probably of natural causes. 1131 01:06:52,073 --> 01:06:56,339 Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were. 1132 01:06:56,411 --> 01:06:58,845 But it's okay. It's not a big deal. 1133 01:06:58,913 --> 01:07:01,211 I think that I am that person. 1134 01:07:01,282 --> 01:07:04,911 And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time. 1135 01:07:04,986 --> 01:07:08,114 So, that's why you go around harassing young women? 1136 01:07:08,189 --> 01:07:09,918 - Doing what? - The caterer. 1137 01:07:09,991 --> 01:07:13,017 At the birthday party. Mark told me about her. 1138 01:07:13,094 --> 01:07:16,461 Wait a second. I didn't want to say anything, 1139 01:07:16,531 --> 01:07:19,762 but Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate. 1140 01:07:19,834 --> 01:07:22,029 - You are unbelievable. - It's true. 1141 01:07:22,103 --> 01:07:23,900 Hey, look who it is. 1142 01:07:23,972 --> 01:07:25,633 Hey, Mitch. 1143 01:07:25,707 --> 01:07:27,072 Darcie, hey. 1144 01:07:27,142 --> 01:07:30,111 Hi. I've been meaning to call you. 1145 01:07:30,178 --> 01:07:32,476 I just didn't want you to worry about my dad. 1146 01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:35,380 He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool. 1147 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:36,644 Her dad? 1148 01:07:36,751 --> 01:07:38,480 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1149 01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:44,055 You know, it's nothing, really. I mean, they actually work together. 1150 01:07:44,826 --> 01:07:50,059 We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom committee thing, so I'll see you around. 1151 01:07:50,131 --> 01:07:51,063 Sorry. 1152 01:07:51,132 --> 01:07:52,656 Bye. 1153 01:07:53,401 --> 01:07:55,494 Prom committee thing? 1154 01:07:55,570 --> 01:07:58,061 That I actually can explain. 1155 01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:00,198 Right, I'm sure you can. 1156 01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:02,835 - I have to go. - Please wait a second. 1157 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:05,812 No, really. I have to go. 1158 01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:12,719 Hey. Chicks. 1159 01:08:12,787 --> 01:08:14,721 Don't worry for her. 1160 01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:17,952 Love, it's a motherfucker. 1161 01:08:50,058 --> 01:08:53,721 Dear Mltch, If you're holding this letter, you already know. 1162 01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:58,095 The house has been boarded up. The wlndows, the doors, everythlng. 1163 01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,999 We're at the Comfort Inn, room 112. 1164 01:09:01,069 --> 01:09:03,094 I love you. Frank. 1165 01:09:03,605 --> 01:09:07,803 Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed, 1166 01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:11,368 but those of you who are students will be expelled from the unlverslty 1167 01:09:11,446 --> 01:09:14,609 for your participation In a non-sanctloned fraternlty. 1168 01:09:14,682 --> 01:09:18,379 Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in. 1169 01:09:22,724 --> 01:09:25,887 Good. Belleve me, 1170 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:31,023 the actlons taken by the student councll have come as a great shock to me. 1171 01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:34,198 But unfortunately, there's nothlng I can do about It. 1172 01:09:34,269 --> 01:09:38,171 Thank you for your tlme. Good luck, and God bless Amerlca. 1173 01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:45,473 He can't do that. 1174 01:09:45,547 --> 01:09:47,606 This guy's playing hardball. 1175 01:09:48,483 --> 01:09:51,714 I got to say, I'm kind of impressed by him. 1176 01:09:51,786 --> 01:09:53,151 Well, we're expelled. 1177 01:09:53,221 --> 01:09:55,689 My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster. 1178 01:09:55,757 --> 01:09:59,523 - You already work in Red Lobster. - Yeah, but it's part time, dick. 1179 01:09:59,594 --> 01:10:02,188 - Guys. - Hey, listen. 1180 01:10:02,263 --> 01:10:06,723 This is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. 1181 01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:10,637 I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me. 1182 01:10:10,705 --> 01:10:12,935 Come on, she's not gonna kill you. 1183 01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:16,340 Yes, she is. I'm the first one to go to college in my family. 1184 01:10:16,411 --> 01:10:21,610 When I left, she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you. " 1185 01:10:21,983 --> 01:10:24,008 She showed me the knife. 1186 01:10:24,252 --> 01:10:27,551 Shhh. 1187 01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:32,223 Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay? 1188 01:10:32,293 --> 01:10:33,954 It's gonna be all right. 1189 01:10:37,098 --> 01:10:39,259 He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker. 1190 01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,962 Guys, still want to be in the fraternity? 1191 01:10:43,972 --> 01:10:47,032 We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us that. 1192 01:10:47,108 --> 01:10:49,338 Good. I need your help with something. 1193 01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:52,038 Off the record. You do this, you're in. 1194 01:10:52,113 --> 01:10:53,546 Sir, yes, sir. 1195 01:10:53,615 --> 01:10:57,483 Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7-A, 1196 01:10:57,552 --> 01:10:59,611 - then fax it to this number immediately. - Got it. 1197 01:10:59,687 --> 01:11:02,019 - I need to talk to you. - Give me five minutes. 1198 01:11:02,090 --> 01:11:04,957 Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized, 1199 01:11:05,026 --> 01:11:07,586 and then messenger it over to 34 Langley, and then I need- 1200 01:11:07,662 --> 01:11:11,063 Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration. 1201 01:11:11,132 --> 01:11:14,329 I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal. 1202 01:11:14,402 --> 01:11:16,996 Well, I locked the Sunshine Square deal yesterday, 1203 01:11:17,071 --> 01:11:19,335 so now I have them helping with the arbitration, 1204 01:11:19,407 --> 01:11:22,035 and I'd appreciate it if you let me handle my own team, 1205 01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:25,204 and don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something. 1206 01:11:26,681 --> 01:11:28,171 All right. 1207 01:11:28,249 --> 01:11:30,240 Wanna make sure you're on top of it. 1208 01:11:30,318 --> 01:11:31,751 Well, I am. 1209 01:11:31,819 --> 01:11:34,014 Well, good. Carry on. 1210 01:11:34,088 --> 01:11:37,148 See? That's why they call him the Godfather. 1211 01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:38,055 Hey. 1212 01:11:39,227 --> 01:11:41,388 Just take care of it. 1213 01:11:44,065 --> 01:11:48,331 Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news. 1214 01:11:48,403 --> 01:11:50,268 Did a little research. 1215 01:11:50,338 --> 01:11:53,705 What Pritchard did, technically, is illegal. 1216 01:11:53,775 --> 01:11:55,766 We have the right to a formal evaluation 1217 01:11:55,843 --> 01:11:58,505 before they can deny our official application. 1218 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:02,516 However, we're now subject to a charter certification review 1219 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:04,051 given by the board of trustees. 1220 01:12:04,118 --> 01:12:05,483 Damn it. 1221 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,185 Wait. Wait, what does that mean exactly? 1222 01:12:09,257 --> 01:12:13,159 According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity, 1223 01:12:13,227 --> 01:12:15,218 and our contribution to the community. 1224 01:12:15,296 --> 01:12:17,560 Focus is on five categories: 1225 01:12:17,632 --> 01:12:20,965 Academics, athletics, community service, 1226 01:12:21,035 --> 01:12:23,663 debate, and school spirit. 1227 01:12:24,038 --> 01:12:26,905 Good luck to everybody. It was nice to know you all. 1228 01:12:26,975 --> 01:12:28,875 And I'll see you around campus. 1229 01:12:28,943 --> 01:12:31,878 Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah. 1230 01:12:31,946 --> 01:12:34,938 What are you talking about? I'm not even in school. 1231 01:12:35,016 --> 01:12:38,611 It's in the bylaws. Every member of the fraternity is subject to review 1232 01:12:38,686 --> 01:12:41,154 in every category, including academics. 1233 01:12:41,222 --> 01:12:44,123 Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast. 1234 01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:46,820 I do speakers. I don't do tests. 1235 01:12:47,328 --> 01:12:49,057 This is unbelievable. 1236 01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:52,930 What happened to, "needing brotherhood now more than ever?" They need us. 1237 01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:55,060 Come on, college is overrated anyway. 1238 01:12:55,136 --> 01:12:58,367 I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth. 1239 01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:02,466 This damn thing was your idea, and you convinced me to do it, 1240 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,534 and now people's lives are ruined. 1241 01:13:04,612 --> 01:13:07,046 Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined? 1242 01:13:07,115 --> 01:13:09,174 Well, let's see. 1243 01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:10,975 Blue's dead. 1244 01:13:11,052 --> 01:13:13,020 Frank's divorced. 1245 01:13:13,087 --> 01:13:16,921 I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. 1246 01:13:16,991 --> 01:13:21,291 And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, 1247 01:13:21,362 --> 01:13:23,557 and you're not even gonna help 'em out. 1248 01:13:37,311 --> 01:13:41,509 Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here. 1249 01:13:41,582 --> 01:13:44,415 One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests. 1250 01:13:44,485 --> 01:13:46,009 It should make for a very entertaining day. 1251 01:13:46,087 --> 01:13:48,681 I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus. 1252 01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:49,620 Ditto. 1253 01:13:51,058 --> 01:13:55,051 Welcome, everyone, to the official debate section of the charter review. 1254 01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:58,630 Unfortunately, 1255 01:13:58,699 --> 01:14:02,931 the captain of the university debate team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah. 1256 01:14:03,004 --> 01:14:06,701 So, we had to bring someone else in to fill in for this event. 1257 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:11,975 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, 1258 01:14:12,046 --> 01:14:15,538 famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun, 1259 01:14:15,616 --> 01:14:17,345 Mr. James Carville. 1260 01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:23,886 - Thank you. - Don't clap. 1261 01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:27,155 Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and pleasure to be here, sir. 1262 01:14:27,228 --> 01:14:29,355 Topic number one. 1263 01:14:31,065 --> 01:14:34,159 What is your position on the role of government 1264 01:14:34,235 --> 01:14:38,103 in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology? 1265 01:14:38,906 --> 01:14:41,340 Well, Dean, I'm glad you asked that question... 1266 01:14:41,409 --> 01:14:44,537 I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind. 1267 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:48,039 Have at it, hoss. 1268 01:14:48,115 --> 01:14:50,049 Why doesn't he wait for an easy one? 1269 01:14:57,224 --> 01:14:59,920 Recent research has shown the empirical evidence 1270 01:14:59,994 --> 01:15:02,622 for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. 1271 01:15:02,697 --> 01:15:05,860 And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. 1272 01:15:05,933 --> 01:15:08,424 As a world leader, it is important for America to provide 1273 01:15:08,502 --> 01:15:10,663 systematic research grants for our scientists. 1274 01:15:10,738 --> 01:15:14,674 I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy 1275 01:15:14,742 --> 01:15:18,041 with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you. 1276 01:15:22,516 --> 01:15:23,778 Where'd that come from? 1277 01:15:23,851 --> 01:15:25,512 What happened? I blacked out. 1278 01:15:25,586 --> 01:15:27,110 It was awesome. 1279 01:15:27,188 --> 01:15:29,986 That was interesting. Thank you very much. 1280 01:15:30,057 --> 01:15:33,356 And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville? 1281 01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:37,454 We have no response. 1282 01:15:37,832 --> 01:15:39,732 That was perfect. 1283 01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:46,270 That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate. 1284 01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:58,208 Number 12. 1285 01:15:58,619 --> 01:16:03,386 Which of the following is a generally accepted graphical technique 1286 01:16:03,457 --> 01:16:06,915 for determining first order system parameters? 1287 01:16:07,661 --> 01:16:11,995 Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics? 1288 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:15,401 B, Pythagorean triplets? 1289 01:16:15,469 --> 01:16:19,633 Or C, the mlgratlon method of graphlng quadratlc functlons? 1290 01:16:22,643 --> 01:16:24,611 Harriot's method of solving cubics. 1291 01:16:24,678 --> 01:16:27,670 The answer Is A, Harrlot's method of solvlng cublcs. 1292 01:16:33,988 --> 01:16:35,615 Good test. 1293 01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:47,097 All right, Frank. Let's do this. 1294 01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:49,635 Go Harrison! 1295 01:16:49,703 --> 01:16:51,102 # Everybody dance now! 1296 01:16:57,945 --> 01:16:59,970 # Everybody dance now! 1297 01:17:07,521 --> 01:17:09,250 # Give me the music 1298 01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:13,456 # Glve me the music 1299 01:17:14,562 --> 01:17:16,996 # Everybody dance nowl 1300 01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:26,000 # Everybody dance nowl 1301 01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:31,111 - Yes! - Wow. 1302 01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:41,188 Go, Cougars! 1303 01:17:44,658 --> 01:17:46,455 Oh, no! 1304 01:17:48,329 --> 01:17:51,127 Help me! Help me! 1305 01:17:55,002 --> 01:17:57,334 Dean Pritchard, can I talk to you for a second? 1306 01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:58,996 Megan, I'm a little busy. 1307 01:17:59,073 --> 01:18:01,701 I didn't get into Columbia Law School. 1308 01:18:01,775 --> 01:18:03,333 How awful. 1309 01:18:03,410 --> 01:18:06,504 You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia. 1310 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:07,672 You're right, I did say that. 1311 01:18:07,748 --> 01:18:09,841 No one at Columbia has even heard of you. 1312 01:18:09,917 --> 01:18:11,179 Oh, Megan. 1313 01:18:11,652 --> 01:18:14,780 Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours. 1314 01:18:14,855 --> 01:18:17,187 - That's how bribes work. - I know how bribes work. 1315 01:18:17,258 --> 01:18:19,749 I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country. 1316 01:18:19,827 --> 01:18:21,886 Lesson learned. 1317 01:18:25,599 --> 01:18:27,123 Damn it! 1318 01:18:28,102 --> 01:18:32,038 Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there. I'm an idiot. 1319 01:18:32,106 --> 01:18:35,405 Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you. 1320 01:18:35,476 --> 01:18:37,706 Your skin's gonna grow back, too. 1321 01:18:37,778 --> 01:18:39,245 I'm sorry. 1322 01:18:39,313 --> 01:18:41,508 Okay, how many events do we actually have left here? 1323 01:18:41,582 --> 01:18:45,211 One. Frank's accident definitely set us back. 1324 01:18:45,286 --> 01:18:49,245 But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in. 1325 01:18:49,323 --> 01:18:52,190 All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys. 1326 01:18:52,259 --> 01:18:54,750 We've made a great effort so far. Let's just keep it up! 1327 01:18:54,829 --> 01:18:58,663 That's right! We can't have anyone freak out out there, okay? 1328 01:18:58,733 --> 01:19:02,032 We've got to keep our composure! We've come too far. 1329 01:19:02,103 --> 01:19:05,300 There's too much to lose! We've got to just keep our composure! 1330 01:19:05,373 --> 01:19:09,639 For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all-around competition. 1331 01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:13,578 And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me, 1332 01:19:13,647 --> 01:19:14,841 right now. 1333 01:19:14,915 --> 01:19:17,247 Let's see, rings. 1334 01:19:17,318 --> 01:19:18,751 Bernard. 1335 01:19:18,819 --> 01:19:21,583 Okay, great. Floor exercise. 1336 01:19:21,655 --> 01:19:24,249 How about Frank? Great. 1337 01:19:24,325 --> 01:19:29,627 And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know... 1338 01:19:29,697 --> 01:19:31,324 How about... 1339 01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,765 - You. - Me? 1340 01:19:35,069 --> 01:19:37,435 Yeah. Is there a problem with that? 1341 01:20:18,546 --> 01:20:20,480 I'm still holding. 1342 01:20:21,248 --> 01:20:22,579 Still holding! 1343 01:20:26,754 --> 01:20:28,949 It's physically impossible. 1344 01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:32,288 Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you. 1345 01:20:36,297 --> 01:20:38,128 We're waiting, gentlemen. 1346 01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:40,997 Just hit the board as hard as you can and shut your eyes. 1347 01:20:41,068 --> 01:20:42,865 - You ready? - Have fun with it. 1348 01:20:42,937 --> 01:20:45,565 Go! Come on! 1349 01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:53,541 Come on! 1350 01:21:07,294 --> 01:21:09,922 Oh, my God! Yes! 1351 01:21:22,643 --> 01:21:24,133 Hey, I did good. 1352 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:29,745 Congratulations, gentlemen. You put forth quite an effort. 1353 01:21:29,817 --> 01:21:30,977 You really did. 1354 01:21:31,051 --> 01:21:34,179 But, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 1355 01:21:34,255 --> 01:21:36,246 You didn't pass your review. 1356 01:21:37,658 --> 01:21:41,025 What are you talking about? We finished with an 84%. 1357 01:21:41,095 --> 01:21:43,791 Yes, you people did finish with an 84%, 1358 01:21:43,864 --> 01:21:48,096 but unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a "0" in every category. 1359 01:21:48,168 --> 01:21:49,260 What pledge? 1360 01:21:49,336 --> 01:21:52,828 A Joseph "Blue" Pulasky. 1361 01:21:55,309 --> 01:21:59,746 Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago. 1362 01:21:59,813 --> 01:22:02,247 He's listed right here on your official chapter roster, 1363 01:22:02,316 --> 01:22:05,945 and those zeroes drop your average to a 58. 1364 01:22:06,020 --> 01:22:08,750 Come on, you got to be kidding me. 1365 01:22:08,822 --> 01:22:10,847 It's been quite a journey. 1366 01:22:11,959 --> 01:22:14,587 You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right, Frank. 1367 01:22:15,129 --> 01:22:18,428 - Come on, now, big cat. - I have no reason to live. 1368 01:22:18,499 --> 01:22:20,729 We're gonna find you a one-bedroom apartment, 1369 01:22:20,801 --> 01:22:23,702 get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's... 1370 01:22:23,771 --> 01:22:25,432 It's not gonna be the same. 1371 01:22:25,506 --> 01:22:27,974 Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it? 1372 01:22:28,042 --> 01:22:30,943 You know what? I recommend you drive off immediately, 1373 01:22:31,011 --> 01:22:33,343 before something extremely bad happens. 1374 01:22:33,414 --> 01:22:35,143 - I'm scared. - Excuse me, Mitch? 1375 01:22:35,216 --> 01:22:36,444 Am I interrupting? 1376 01:22:36,517 --> 01:22:39,782 Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us. 1377 01:22:39,854 --> 01:22:42,379 I thought you guys might find this interesting. 1378 01:22:42,656 --> 01:22:46,057 You sald If I revoked thelr charter, you'd get me Into Columbla. 1379 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:47,924 - I did say that. - Look... 1380 01:22:47,995 --> 01:22:51,453 I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how brlbes work. 1381 01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:53,159 I know how brlbes work... 1382 01:22:53,234 --> 01:22:55,202 You know what? Just, let me... 1383 01:22:56,203 --> 01:22:58,103 Bird-dog him, Frankie! 1384 01:23:00,741 --> 01:23:02,265 Coming through! 1385 01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:05,809 - Go that way! - Slow down, man! 1386 01:23:10,351 --> 01:23:13,115 Pritchard, hey, it's over. 1387 01:23:13,487 --> 01:23:17,446 Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay? 1388 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:18,753 You know where the rest of the guys are? 1389 01:23:18,826 --> 01:23:21,761 I don't know, we all spread out... Ow! 1390 01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:23,296 What are you doing? What are you... 1391 01:23:25,032 --> 01:23:27,091 Time out. Time out. 1392 01:23:32,206 --> 01:23:34,697 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1393 01:23:34,775 --> 01:23:36,470 Gentlemen... Oh, God! 1394 01:23:44,919 --> 01:23:46,819 Wait, wait, my shoulder. 1395 01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:54,750 This man accosted me! 1396 01:23:54,929 --> 01:23:56,692 You are all witnesses! He accosted me! 1397 01:23:56,764 --> 01:23:58,755 Frank! 1398 01:24:02,903 --> 01:24:04,768 Frank, are you okay? 1399 01:24:05,039 --> 01:24:08,440 Mitch, I'm so cold. 1400 01:24:10,811 --> 01:24:12,870 Come on, big cat. 1401 01:24:12,947 --> 01:24:14,915 I think I see Blue. 1402 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:17,775 He looks glorious. 1403 01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:20,320 - Stay with me. - Okay. 1404 01:24:21,155 --> 01:24:22,918 I did good. 1405 01:24:24,525 --> 01:24:26,254 You did great. 1406 01:24:57,057 --> 01:24:58,285 Hi. 1407 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:02,495 Hey! Wow... 1408 01:25:03,731 --> 01:25:04,925 How are you? 1409 01:25:04,998 --> 01:25:06,295 I'm okay. 1410 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,434 You know, I got that apartment. 1411 01:25:08,502 --> 01:25:10,732 Good for you. That's great. 1412 01:25:10,804 --> 01:25:13,295 And you were right about Mark. 1413 01:25:13,374 --> 01:25:14,671 What happened? 1414 01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:19,202 Let's just say I caught him red-handed and it wasn't pretty. 1415 01:25:20,381 --> 01:25:22,815 I guess I thought he could change, you know? 1416 01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:24,214 I don't know. 1417 01:25:25,786 --> 01:25:27,879 So, you're moving out? 1418 01:25:28,255 --> 01:25:31,884 Yeah, I'm moving into a new place, 1419 01:25:31,959 --> 01:25:33,950 far, far away from here. 1420 01:25:34,027 --> 01:25:36,052 What about your little fraternity? 1421 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:39,861 Well, they're upgrading, moving into a new facility. 1422 01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:42,299 And to tell you the truth, 1423 01:25:42,369 --> 01:25:45,634 they don't have much use for the Godfather anymore. 1424 01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:51,100 I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this. 1425 01:25:51,178 --> 01:25:53,203 I think I can deal with it. 1426 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:54,941 I appreciate it. 1427 01:25:55,516 --> 01:25:57,950 Although, you know, I have to say, 1428 01:25:58,018 --> 01:26:02,580 I have always been a little curious about what goes on inside these places. 1429 01:26:02,656 --> 01:26:04,180 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1430 01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:10,091 I do have another 12 hours on my lease. 1431 01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:13,998 I'd be more than happy to show you around. 1432 01:26:14,268 --> 01:26:15,360 Really? 1433 01:26:15,436 --> 01:26:16,630 Yeah. 1434 01:26:17,571 --> 01:26:19,129 Maybe for a minute. 1435 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,205 Great. 1436 01:26:21,842 --> 01:26:23,571 Happy Tuesday to you out there. 1437 01:26:23,644 --> 01:26:27,273 It's "Frank the Tank" here at Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6. 1438 01:26:27,347 --> 01:26:30,214 Wanna give a shout-out to the Godfather. 1439 01:26:30,284 --> 01:26:33,219 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch. 1440 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:35,084 I'd probably be dead. 1441 01:26:35,255 --> 01:26:38,554 Face down in a drained pool somewhere. 1442 01:26:39,426 --> 01:26:42,088 A qulck note to all you future brothers out there, 1443 01:26:42,162 --> 01:26:46,565 brand-new house on campus, located at Dean Prltchard's former resldence. 1444 01:26:46,633 --> 01:26:49,227 You all remember that crazy bastard. 1445 01:26:50,604 --> 01:26:53,835 We'd love for you tojoln us thls Saturday at our open house 1446 01:26:53,907 --> 01:26:57,934 for some chlps, soda, and some late-nlght streaklng. 1447 01:26:58,011 --> 01:27:00,502 Little right. Little more. 1448 01:27:01,048 --> 01:27:03,175 Yeah, that's good enough. That's good enough. 1449 01:27:03,784 --> 01:27:05,911 - Welcome aboard, Booker. - Thank you, sir. 1450 01:27:05,986 --> 01:27:08,420 - Walsh. Well done. - Frank the Tank. 1451 01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:10,354 Why don't you get me a fresh beer? 1452 01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:11,618 You serious? 1453 01:27:11,692 --> 01:27:12,818 Now! 1454 01:27:13,193 --> 01:27:16,492 Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-bitch! 1455 01:27:18,699 --> 01:27:21,998 # Golng down the only road I've ever known 1456 01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:27,605 # Llke a drlfter I was born To walk alone 1457 01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:32,701 # And I've made up my mlnd 1458 01:27:46,093 --> 01:27:48,721 Aahh! 1459 01:27:50,731 --> 01:27:52,028 Oh, shit. 1460 01:28:03,243 --> 01:28:07,407 # I close my eyes 1461 01:28:07,481 --> 01:28:12,509 # Only for a moment And the moment's gone 1462 01:28:13,353 --> 01:28:17,346 # All my dreams 1463 01:28:18,025 --> 01:28:22,189 # Pass before my eyes A curloslty 1464 01:28:22,896 --> 01:28:27,265 # Dust In the wlnd 1465 01:28:27,334 --> 01:28:31,031 # All we are Is Dust In the wlnd 1466 01:28:31,338 --> 01:28:33,272 Stay in the goal. 1467 01:28:33,340 --> 01:28:35,774 We gotta stay in the goal. You can't be walking around. 1468 01:28:35,842 --> 01:28:38,106 You're killing me. Can we stay between the posts? 1469 01:28:38,178 --> 01:28:41,705 I want focus, I want intensity, and I want "1,2,3"! 1470 01:28:41,782 --> 01:28:42,908 Woofers! 1471 01:28:42,983 --> 01:28:46,885 Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up! 1472 01:28:46,954 --> 01:28:51,050 Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box! 1473 01:28:51,124 --> 01:28:53,092 Chill out, we're up by six. 1474 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:57,893 That ref's a real prick out there. That's right, you heard me, my man! 1475 01:28:57,965 --> 01:29:01,765 Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt. 1476 01:29:01,835 --> 01:29:03,234 What? 1477 01:29:03,303 --> 01:29:05,134 Let's make it official then, jackass! 1478 01:29:05,205 --> 01:29:06,968 Let's make it official! 1479 01:29:07,841 --> 01:29:10,867 Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right? 1480 01:29:10,944 --> 01:29:13,003 - Have some respect for yourself. - Thank you. 1481 01:29:13,747 --> 01:29:16,716 Is that Frank the Tank? 1482 01:29:16,783 --> 01:29:18,876 Hey. Heidi. 1483 01:29:19,753 --> 01:29:22,688 - How you doing? - I'm doing really good. 1484 01:29:22,756 --> 01:29:25,589 I got into body painting. 1485 01:29:25,659 --> 01:29:27,490 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 1486 01:29:27,561 --> 01:29:28,653 That's great. 1487 01:29:28,729 --> 01:29:31,391 Well, you're looking very healthy. 1488 01:29:31,465 --> 01:29:34,764 Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you. 1489 01:29:34,835 --> 01:29:36,769 Oh, thank you. 1490 01:29:36,837 --> 01:29:40,204 So, I heard you and Marissa split up. Is that true? 1491 01:29:40,273 --> 01:29:42,138 Yeah, we did. 1492 01:29:42,876 --> 01:29:44,810 You poor baby. 1493 01:29:45,612 --> 01:29:47,170 You know, I'm having this get-together 1494 01:29:47,247 --> 01:29:48,839 at my place tomorrow night. 1495 01:29:49,016 --> 01:29:52,747 Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by. 1496 01:29:52,819 --> 01:29:54,810 - Really? - Totally. 1497 01:29:55,656 --> 01:29:57,089 - Okay. - All right. 1498 01:29:57,157 --> 01:30:00,320 - That sounds awesome. - See you tomorrow night. 1499 01:30:03,163 --> 01:30:04,494 Awesome. 1500 01:30:04,564 --> 01:30:05,997 Yes! 1501 01:30:08,902 --> 01:30:10,767 I am back! 1502 01:30:14,841 --> 01:30:16,706 You know it!