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[Waves Crashing]
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[Bell Tolling]
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- [Mouse Clicks]
- [Typing]
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Hey! It's me again.
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This is a very special day.
This is day 756...
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of my college experience...
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otherwise known as... graduation day!
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Whoo! Ah!
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Wait for it.
I got the whole outfit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm.
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I have been planning
for this day for my entire life.
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- Um, when I was a kid, I devised
this plan... - [Mouse Clicking]
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- that I cleverly called "The Plan."
- [Beeping]
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Uh, " Dad can't make it to graduation today.
Big shocker.
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Can I join you guys for lunch?"
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Absolutely.
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This is great, because nobody
runs parental interference quite like Adam.
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We've been best friends since freshman year.
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# This is Ryden's study song #
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# I worked on it so damn long #
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# It's to give encouragement #
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# For your big test today #
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Anyway, the plan is pretty straightforward.
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One, kick ass in high school...
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so that I can get...
two... a fatty scholarship.
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Three, limit my beer pong enough...
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to keep said scholarship,
which I did, and...
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- [Sighs]
- # [Fanfare]
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Oh.
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- Hi, Ryden. Jessica Bard here.
- [Sighs]
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Just wanted to clean the slate.
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I'm sorry I nabbed valedictorian...
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but you have to believe
I will do an excellent job.
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Jessica Bard... my own personal Darth Vader
since the third grade.
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[Inhales Deeply, Exhales]
Back to the master plan.
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Number four. Most importantly...
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land a sweet job at the finest
publishing house in all of L. A...
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Happerman & Browning,
where I will no doubt...
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discover the next great American novel.
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All right.
So that's the plan. This is it.
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Malby signing off, about to embark on
the first day of the rest of my life.
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And, hey,
if you're at graduation, come say hi.
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I'll be the one in black. Bye!
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# [Piano Intro]
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[Woman]
# You stumble down a yellow brick road #
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# Spinning your shoes in the air#
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# The air#
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# Then you hold your breath
and count to nine #
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# Hoping that soon
somebody will find you #
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# Find you #
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# Go on, go on, go on #
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# The stars are watching #
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# Just say, just say, just say #
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# What you're feeling #
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# You know, you know, you know #
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# You gotta take a bow
and do it your way #
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# It's okay-ay #
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# La-dada, da-dada, da-dada #
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# It's okay-ay #
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- # L a-dada, da-dada, da-dada # #
- Please welcome your class valedictorian...
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Jessica Bard, with
tonight's keynote address.
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- [Man] All right, Jessica!
- [Applauding]
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- [Woman] Rock on, Jessie!
- [Clears Throat]
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Class of 2009, it is my great honor...
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to welcome you to this evening's
graduation ceremony.
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I stand before you with two age-old words:
Carpe diem.
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- [Shutter Clicks]
- When we walk out these doors...
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I challenge each of us
to not only seize the day...
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but to clutch it with both hands.
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- You go first.
- To squeeze it...
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- Shh!
- with all your strength.
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And drain every last...
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- living, breathing...
- Could you move down a little?
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victorious moment out of it.
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Like when a Trojan decides...
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...to plunge his blade into the beating
heart ofhis enemy. - [Grunts]
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He realizes it's not for
his own personal glory.
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- He does it for the better good of the
community as a whole. - [Rustling]
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- We must remember that our
generation is smarter... - [Crunching]
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...stronger and better equipped than those that
came before us. - Ma'am! Could you keep it down?
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- And now...
- I'm dying.
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it is our responsibility...
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to forge ahead and stake
our rightful claim at the top.
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[Cheering]
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- You know what? This calls for a toast.
- Mm-hmm.
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- What do you say, huh? Glasses up.
- Hear, hear. Yes.
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- To Ryden.
- To Ryden.
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- To Ryden.
- [Father] Who I'm very proud of.
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Mmm. And to Adam.
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The A-Man, who's here because we like him.
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He's also here because
his dad was too busy to come...
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and, uh, his mom couldn't
come because, um...
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'cause she's dead and...
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- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.
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- Yeah.
- To your dead mother.
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- Hmm. Cheers.
- [Ryden] Cheers.
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Anyway, honey, now that you're
out there looking for a job...
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maybe you, uh, you know,
come down and work with me.
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Uh, she's already got something lined up.
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Tell 'em about the big interview.
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At Happerman & Browning, Monday at 10:00.
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- Wow!
- Hey!
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And my thesis adviser is best friends
with the chief editor...
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and has already put in
a good word and everything.
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And they are building
these loft apartments...
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like a block away from the offices, so...
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They have these sweeping city views.
I could walk to work.
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[Gasps]
Didn't I tell you?
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What do you see over there?
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What do you see right here on this wall?
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Uh, white paint.
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- Bookshelves!
- Oh.
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All my babies,
floor to ceiling, organized by title.
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- No, by author. No, by genre.
- Okay. Settle down.
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[Sighs]
It's amazing. I'll take it.
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- Really?
- Really?
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Yes! I can feel it.
It's everything I ever imagined.
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Hello? I love it.
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Here. I've already filled
out the application.
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All right then. I'll need a check
for first and last month's rent...
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plus security deposit, so $3,500.
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Done and done.
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Uh... Hey, don't you think...
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you're getting a little ahead
of yourself there, killer?
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No. No, I don't. I will
have enough money soon.
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Okay, well, right here you wrote
"Happerman & Browning" under "employer"...
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but you're not actually an employee of them.
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In a couple of hours,
that will be true too, so...
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- [Paper Tears]
- Maybe.
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Here you go.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm hoping to
start moving my stuff in on Saturday.
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Just as soon as I call your references.
And your check clears.
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# Wake up, wake up
wake the sun #
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# Wake up, wake up
hanging like...# #
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[Ryden]
Are we okay? Do we have enough time?
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[Adam]
Don't worry. We got plenty of time.
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Hey, what's up with Columbia?
Did you hear back yet?
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Uh, big envelope, so...
I don't know. I guess I got in.
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Wait. Adam.
You might've gotten into law school...
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and you haven't even
opened the envelope yet?
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[Sighs] The shrug? Adam, you know
how I feel about the shrug.
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Another shrug? Adam. I got the double shrug?
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Hey, this is your day, okay?
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Shit!
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- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Okay. No, calm down. Calm down.
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- You just calm down.
- Oh... My car! He killed my car!
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[Groans]
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No!
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, calm down.
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His insurance will pay for it.
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- Uh! Look...
- It's fine. I'll take...
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[Sighs]
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- Oh, shit.
- Shit.
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- Yes?
- Happerman & Browning offices?
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Uh, yes. Eighteenth floor.
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- Okay.
- Uh, uh... Excuse me, ma'am.
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You got something going on right here.
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[Gasps]
Oh!
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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[Elevator Dings]
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[Woman]
Happerman & Browning. Please hold.
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Happerman & Browning.
Yes, at 4:00. Thank you.
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- [Phone Ringing]
- Happerman & Browning. Please hold.
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Hi. I'm Ryden Malby. I have an
interview with Barbara Snaff at 10:00.
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Yeah. We're actually running
about two hours behind...
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so just fill this out and have a seat with
the rest of the applicants, hmm?
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- [Phone Ringing]
- Happerman & Browning.
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Yes, at 4:00. Thank you.
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Sorry.
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[Receptionist]
Yes, Miss Snaff. Right away.
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Stacy Moore?
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Joe Schrader?
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Caroline Hirsch.
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Jeffrey Beales?
Kimberly Rice? Beth Brandon.
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BarryJenkins. Gregory O'Bryant?
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Ryden Malby?
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Hello.
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- Please. Take a seat.
- Thank you.
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All right. You... You just graduated, yes?
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- Yes, I...
- Major?
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- English, with an emphasis...
- Minor?
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- Communications.
- Internships?
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I actually did three internships...
Penguin, Random House...
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[Together]
And Time Warner.
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[Sighs]
So, why do you want this job?
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Because... this is not just a job to me.
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This is... This is what I love.
This is what I'm good at.
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When I was 11, at summer camp, all the
other kids would go down to the lake...
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and I would be finishing
Catcher in the Rye...
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'cause I couldn't get enough
of Holden Caulfield.
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And at 13, Bukowski's Post Office...
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the most explicit,
inappropriate thing I'd ever come across.
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It was like sex ed,
except awesomely foul-mouthed.
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Well, I guess what I'm getting at is
that books are all I know...
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and everything I love, and...
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I want this job because...
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well, because I can't imagine
ever doing anything else.
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All right. Good. Thank you for coming in.
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[Scribbling]
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[Door Closes]
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I got it. Thank you.
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- Jessica?
- Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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They just called me in for a little meeting.
Is that a bow? That's nice.
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Jessica Bard?
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- Barbara. Pleasure to meet you.
- You too.
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Dean Brunswick just called me about you.
So glad I could fit you in.
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Please.
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I can get another job.
It won't be a problem.
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I'm a college graduate.
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Well, I didn't know you
were a college graduate.
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# [Acoustic Guitar]
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Okay.
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That Happerman & Browning thing...
It just wasn't meant to be.
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- You know that, right?
- Yeah.
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It's fine.
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You should eat one of these.
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- [Sighs]
- No, thanks.
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You're turning down an Eskimo Pie?
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- Mmm.
- Oh, come on. All right.
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Every evil, terrible thing
that ever occurs in the world...
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is directly offset...
counterbalanced, if you will...
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by the complete,
utter joy of biting into an Eskimo Pie.
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It's... It's the way
we maintain balance in the universe.
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Come on.
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Mmm.
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Does anyone ever say no to you?
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You do all the time.
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Okay. Take a bite.
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Mmm. Hmm, hmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh, yeah! It's like God's
just giving birth in my mouth.
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Okay. That is the girl
that I fell in love with...
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but harbors nothing but platonic feelings
for me, unfortunately.
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[Groans]
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Y... Your foot is freezing. It's 90
degrees outside, and your foot is freezing.
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My feet are always freezing.
I have the feet of an 80-year-old man.
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- Ooh, that's hot.
- [Laughs]
240
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,069
Oh, so good.
241
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,400
Mmm.
242
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,518
[Objects Clattering]
243
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,992
Wait, wait. Hold... Hold on.
244
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,832
[Woman]
No.
245
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,995
- [Man] Yes, yes, yes.
- Shh.
246
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,628
- [Woman Chuckling] No!
- [Man Grunts]
247
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:07,933
[Woman Yelps]
248
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,805
[Laughing]
249
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,670
Dad.
250
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,943
Juanita. Wow.
251
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,952
Didn't recognize you
without the cash register.
252
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,512
- Hi, Adam.
- [Speaks Spanish]
253
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,524
What the hell are you doing here?
254
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,651
Funny.
I was about to ask you the same thing.
255
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,752
- It's my store.
- Come on. Let's go.
256
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:34,526
- Sorry, Mr. Davies. - Wait, wait, wait.
Actually, I'm really glad you're here.
257
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,425
'Cause you haven't
been home for a while...
258
00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:39,404
...and you definitely were
not at my graduation.
259
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,203
Look, I don't wanna
get into this with you right now.
260
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,004
- Come on. It's time to go.
- Wait. Juanita, is he paying...
261
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:48,205
I hope he's paying you overtime for this,
'cause you do have rights.
262
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,214
You should call your union.
263
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,091
Well, welcome back home.
264
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,326
[Engine Turns Off]
265
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,027
[Father]
Bet you're excited.
266
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,298
[Sighs]
267
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,774
Well, let's have a little look-see here.
268
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,349
- There she is! Hi! [Cackling]
- Hey, Mom.
269
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,080
She's home!
270
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,588
Oh, look at that. That's just a crime. Oh!
271
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,023
- Welcome back, baby.
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
272
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,391
Oh, I'm so glad you're home.
273
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,396
[Chuckles, Grunts]
274
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,694
- Uh, Dad, that's gotta get into the shop.
- Huh?
275
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,791
Uh, I'm not so sure.
276
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,998
- What are you doing? - I'm just
looking it over. Gonna be all right.
277
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,100
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
278
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,202
You... You're not thinking
about fixing this yourself, are you?
279
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,338
Yeah. Just have some faith
in my abilities, honey.
280
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,111
- Usually there's a spot, if I can
just hear it. - But... Dad!
281
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,550
- You've never fixed a car before.
- Honey.
282
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,418
At one point, I'd never roundhouse-kicked
a man in the neck before either.
283
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,118
Now I do it every Wednesday.
My mind's like a sea sponge, honey.
284
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,854
When the synapses get going in Walter
Malby's mind... boom, boom, boom...
285
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,328
It's gonna be fun.
Don't worry about the car. I got it.
286
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,592
- I got the car covered.
- [Groans]
287
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,631
Let me give you a hand there, Adam.
That-a-boy.
288
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,103
Good. Look at you. You're a self-starter.
289
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,037
Walter! Walter! Walter! Walter!
290
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,541
- Watch your step there. You should
wear work gloves. - There's a derby!
291
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,704
There's a boxcar derby!
Can we make a boxcar?
292
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,739
- Not now. Not now.
- Pretty please? The derby's next month!
293
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,251
- Can we make a boxcar?
- Oh, geez.
294
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,116
[Meows]
295
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,123
Son of a bitch.
[Sniffs] Look at that.
296
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:43,491
I knew it. Son of a bitch.
Third time. Third G.D. time!
297
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,496
Goddamn it. That's it.
298
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,328
- Wait. Where are you going?
- Look at this. I gotta...
299
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,561
- Walter, no. Don't. Honey?
- Dad, come back.
300
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,662
What? Goddamn.
301
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,731
- We could go home and clean it. - No.
I gotta talk to him. I'll talk to this guy.
302
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,504
You don't need to disturb him. I mean...
303
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,408
He's not home.
304
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,846
I know he's not working. I don't think
he has a job. Goddamn it. Where is he?
305
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,146
[Sighs]
306
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,846
- [Meows]
- [Sniffs] Hi.
307
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,524
Hi.
308
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,688
Um...
[Exhales]
309
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,496
Hey. Hey. Hey.
310
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,298
Your cat has now crapped on my doorstep,
in my yard...
311
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,032
and now on my driveway, which around here...
312
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,041
is like church to me.
313
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,543
- Okay? That's sanctuary.
- Well...
314
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,545
I'm really sorry, sir. I am...
315
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,983
I'll talk to him. Yeah. I'll talk to him.
316
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,547
- See you later.
- Okay.
317
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,715
# [Rock Intro]
318
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,281
[Door Closes]
319
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,057
Today you are getting a job.
320
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,466
Today... you're getting a job.
321
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,662
Today.
322
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,069
[Man]
# What do you say #
323
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,973
# When people turn you away #
324
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:07,068
# Do you just turn your back #
325
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,080
# And quickly walk away #
326
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,309
# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da #
327
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:16,218
# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da #
328
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,223
# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da #
329
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,919
# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da #
330
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,031
The bottom line is, what I lack in
experience, I make up for in vision.
331
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,658
And what I don't know...
332
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,397
I make up for with passion.
333
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,541
# My world, it's on fire now #
334
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,669
# My world is turned upside down #
335
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,306
# And I don't know what to do #
336
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,077
# Without you #
337
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,345
I'm driven. Full of ideas.
338
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,080
I'm upbeat.
339
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,520
Most importantly, I am
incredibly enthusiastic...
340
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,217
About the work your company is doing.
341
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,692
Really? Like what?
342
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,025
# [Continues, Indistinct]
343
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,088
[Screaming]
344
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,464
# Don't give me a hard time # #
345
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,265
Hunter, I hate getting these calls.
346
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,102
What did I tell you about
licking the kids' heads?
347
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,108
- Don't do it.
- That's right. Ever.
348
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,077
- Okay?
- Fine.
349
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,707
I mean, I know you
like the way it tastes,
350
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,708
but some kids don't like
having their heads licked.
351
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,083
Hey!
352
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,088
How'd it go?
353
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,420
I asked the V.P. if she was pregnant.
354
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:30,552
- No. She was just fat.
- Oh. Well, that's hard sometimes.
355
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,072
I'm gonna call my friend
Betty from high school.
356
00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:34,547
She owns an indie publishing company.
357
00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,432
I'm gonna ask her for a favor.
I'm just gonna do it.
358
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,935
Dad already called her.
Betty's dead.
359
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,404
- Really?
- She died.
360
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,772
- That's a shame.
- [Cell Phone Rings]
361
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,175
- What is it?
- [Sighs]
362
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,010
- Oh, my God.
- What?
363
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,149
# [Organ]
364
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,687
What do you guys think? This one?
365
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:04,117
Or that little mahogany
number I was in earlier?
366
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,003
Hey, Hunter, come here.
367
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:17,474
What do you think of Grandma spending
her eternal slumber in this one, huh?
368
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:22,002
[Chuckles]
I love it!
369
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,844
- Let's talk about casket ornamentation.
- Ornamentation?
370
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:28,852
Yes. Casket ornamentation adds a personal
touch many families find comforting.
371
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,686
And we offer a variety of custom corners
and commemorative panels...
372
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:36,956
to highlight a loved one's passions.
373
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,759
Whatever you want, you could put it
right there on your commemorative panel.
374
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,322
It'll be right with you
through the afterlife.
375
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,393
I'm just not sure about all this.
Thank you.
376
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,133
Really? What do I have to do to put you in
one of my coffins today?
377
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,978
How about a little
magnesium seepage protection system?
378
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,082
Whoa.
379
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,143
That's $18,000.
380
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,269
That's the exact same...
381
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,847
...corrosion and rust technology
that protects our Alaskan pipeline.
382
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,019
- That's what that is.
- [Chuckles] That's $18,000.
383
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,757
You know, she's absolutely right.
384
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,767
I mean, why spend all that money...
385
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,895
when there's probably
a nice local ditch somewhere...
386
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,838
you could take me to
and dump me in for free?
387
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,672
Oh, Maureen, we'd never do that.
388
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,234
[Scoffs, Chuckles]
389
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,916
[Floorboards Creak]
390
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,687
[Shouts]
391
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,427
[Yelps, Gasps]
392
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,799
No, no, no, no! No!
393
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,134
[Clattering]
394
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,741
# [Latin Pop]
395
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,370
# [Man Singing In Spanish]
396
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,887
# [Continues]
397
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,453
Ooh.
398
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,736
# [Fades, Ends]
399
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,074
Special delivery.
400
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,142
I got a cell phone, credit card...
401
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:44,711
student loan and, last but not least...
402
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:51,291
one more little item...
403
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,422
I thought you might wanna see.
404
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,633
- Look at that.
- Mmm.
405
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,169
Come on!
406
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,706
Thanks.
407
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,337
Hey.
408
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,975
Got an idea. Since it concerns your future,
I need you to pay attention.
409
00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,417
- You listening?
- No. Dad...
410
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:18,251
Listen to me. Listen to me. Ready?
411
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,860
Buckles.
412
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,521
Buckles.
413
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,656
Yeah. Belt buckles.
414
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:31,828
Million-dollar niche business.
They're going crazy on the Internet.
415
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:36,533
Who do you think met a distributor,
is gonna start his own company?
416
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:40,669
But, Dad, what about The Luggage Shack?
They just made you regional manager.
417
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:43,737
You gotta think big picture here.
You gotta have vision.
418
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,840
You know what I'm saying?
You just gotta see the...
419
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,785
And since none of this other crap
is really working out for you...
420
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,915
More than likely... gonna
need a vice president.
421
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,156
V.P.
422
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,592
[Groans]
423
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,864
- [Walter] You go out there and
drum up some business. - [Groaning]
424
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,101
Come on. Let's go out there and put
some buckles on belts. What do you say?
425
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,164
[Grunts]
426
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,336
# [Acoustic Guitar]
427
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,910
Are you ever gonna actually open that?
428
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:24,388
It's made a long journey from New York.
I'm letting it breathe.
429
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,967
- You know, Adam, if you don't wanna go...
- Don't give me that shit.
430
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,775
It's not like I'm gonna force you.
431
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:46,777
No, you're just gonna hate me if I don't.
432
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,279
No, I'm not gonna hate you.
433
00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,619
I just want more for you.
434
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:13,327
Do you wanna be like me? You wanna
come home from work 11:00 at night?
435
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,238
Save your whole life so you can afford
the mortgage on a place like this?
436
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,711
I'm going to bed.
437
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,561
[Chattering]
438
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,797
# [Rock, Indistinct]
439
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:50,007
- Seriously, yeah.
- It's a very funny thing, you know.
440
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:53,073
People keep calling me, but
I'm like, " Thanks, but...
441
00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:54,845
...I'm working
for Happerman & Browning.
442
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,508
Make me a better offer, we'll talk."
443
00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:00,016
- So what are you guys doin'?
- Me?
444
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,349
- Why, sure.
- Charles Schwab, baby!
445
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,287
- I'm moving to San Jose... dot-com.
- Oh, nice, man.
446
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,518
- You're going to...
- Pharmacy school, next month.
447
00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:11,153
- Yeah, so what are you doing? What's
your deal? - I got into Columbia. We'll see.
448
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:15,393
Do it. Stay out of the workforce
as long as you can.
449
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:19,028
Ryden, what about you? What are you up to?
450
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,698
Uh... I just...
451
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,870
You know, I've been interviewing.
452
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:30,904
A lot. And, um, just had some
really amazing opportunities...
453
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:34,042
and just keeping my options open.
454
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,519
So what you're saying is you're unemployed.
455
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:40,588
God. I feel like such a loser.
456
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,923
Everyone is doing something
with their lives...
457
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:46,020
and I just turn out to be
this big, pathetic loser.
458
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,766
Come on.
459
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,699
No. I don't want your pity hug.
460
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:54,102
Come on. Ryden.
461
00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:02,844
[Sighs] It's okay, you poor,
poor, no-talent screw-up.
462
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:04,882
- [Stammers]
- Oh, shut up! You can joke about it.
463
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,883
You already got into law school.
464
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,943
- So?
- So, you're set. You're good. Whatever.
465
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,582
Yeah, maybe I'm set and I'm good,
but does that mean I'm gonna be happy?
466
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,892
- Come here.
- Screw you. I'm not going in.
467
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:22,728
You don't have to go in. Just...
468
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,632
come out here so I can tell you something.
469
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:28,571
- I don't think two people can be on
this thing. - Quit bitching and come here.
470
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:32,735
[Sighs]
471
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,143
Okay.
472
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:39,309
- Come all the way to the edge.
- What?
473
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,646
I'm celebrating.
474
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,985
I'm opening at The Mint on Friday.
475
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,024
- You are?
- Yeah.
476
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:48,957
- Shut up! Really?
- Yeah.
477
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:52,622
Adam, so you're going into music then.
Why don't you just say that?
478
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:55,222
Well, because I'm not
saying that necessarily.
479
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,995
So you're going to law school?
480
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,093
No, I'm not saying that either necessarily.
481
00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:02,298
- Then what are you saying, necessarily?
- I don't know what I'm saying.
482
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:06,434
All I'm saying is that I'm opening
at The Mint on Friday. Yea!
483
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:13,145
Look, you got the hard part figured out.
You know what you wanna do.
484
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:16,085
Now you can just spend
the rest of your life going after it.
485
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,414
This one's popular with all the
college kids. And this one...
486
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,290
- No, no.
- If you like 'em, you sell 'em all...
487
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,192
- I got plenty more... even higher quality.
- That's fantastic.
488
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:29,359
- Almost unbelievable.
- I am Hugo, the vampire.
489
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,029
- Not now, Hugo.
- Then help me build my boxcar.
490
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,572
I'm doing business now. Doing business.
491
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,438
It's so lifelike. It is. That's real snake.
492
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,842
- All made right here in the country?
- All here.
493
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:42,474
Geez, that's fantastic.
I'll call you about the rest of them.
494
00:29:42,475 --> 00:29:45,802
All right, buddy.
Thank you. All right.
495
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,719
Hey, who was that guy?
496
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,948
Here, honey.
Grab that box for me, would you?
497
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,855
Carry it inside.
That's Gary. Gary the Buckle Man.
498
00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:57,259
So these are the buckles, huh?
499
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,262
Yep, first shipment.
500
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,821
Hey. Question.
501
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,834
As vice president...
502
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:07,838
how would you like to spearhead
the marketing campaign?
503
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:12,570
- The marketing campaign?
- Yeah. You know, ads and slogans and...
504
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,136
you know, maybe some clever ideas
for some of the buckles, like...
505
00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:18,239
I don't know. What do we got here?
506
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:22,753
Look at this. Look at that one there. That
could be the... like, the Cobra, you know?
507
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,755
Or, uh... I don't know. Here.
508
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,688
Look... Here. This could be the...
509
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,157
Uh...
510
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,251
It's just the flag of
Delaware. I don't know.
511
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:35,061
But you know what I mean.
Just some thoughts. Just ideas.
512
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:40,096
You know what I want...
as vice president, Dad?
513
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,105
I want my car back.
514
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:45,734
I want to stop having to call a taxi
every time I have to leave the house.
515
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,007
I told you. The part hasn't come in from
the factory yet. It's... It's a curveball.
516
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,605
You're gonna get thrown curveballs.
Life and work are like baseball.
517
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,117
You can't rest at the plate.
You gotta keep trying.
518
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:58,349
But I am trying hard.
I mean, I... I am scouring the job market.
519
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:02,792
I... I am. I'm getting up early,
and I'm searching for something, anything...
520
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,795
to get my foot in the door.
521
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,388
And do you have any clue
what these interviews are like?
522
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,298
I mean, I'm constantly having to gauge
how I'm coming across...
523
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,666
all the while without a consistent form
of transportation...
524
00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,968
because you turned my car
into your latest science project.
525
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,703
So I really don't need to hear
that I'm not trying right now.
526
00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:23,770
Well, maybe you're setting
your sights too high.
527
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:27,716
Oh, really? Well, where do you think
I should be setting my sights?
528
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,419
[Sighs]
529
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,716
If you just give this one a chance,
I know you're gonna love it.
530
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,785
You just have to open it up,
get in there, check out all the pockets.
531
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,661
Ma'am? Sir?
[Sighs]
532
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,928
It's on clearance!
533
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:50,807
Eye contact. Remember? We talked about it.
534
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,809
You gotta bring 'em in. Okay?
535
00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:55,311
Honey, come on.
536
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,974
You gotta have a positive attitude
if you want to sell the suitcases.
537
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,246
Here. Let me show you something.
Hey, how you doing?
538
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,484
- Fine. - You headed out of town,
if you don't mind me asking?
539
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:08,525
- Yeah.
- Really? Where you going?
540
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,084
- Maui.
- Oh, wow! Hawaii. That's fantastic.
541
00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:13,096
You going there for business, pleasure?
542
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,257
- Business.
- No, don't say business.
543
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,925
- Don't say business. Say pleasure.
Who go... - Pleasure.
544
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:19,333
- Why do you ask me the question then?
- I'm try... Here. Look.
545
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:22,862
Let me show you, honey. Do a little
demonstration, you know, right in here.
546
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,205
Like this. You point at the
wheels or something, you know.
547
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,938
- It's like, you know what? Those
girls from Deal or No Deal. - Mm-hmm.
548
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:32,039
You do that. Maybe not so slutty,
but show with a hand thing.
549
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,640
Here. Go ahead.
550
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,652
Remember... eye contact.
551
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,086
- Okay. Look at the wheels.
- There you go.
552
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,716
- Look how they roll. Oh, it's so nice.
- Yeah.
553
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,386
Here we go. Hot potato.
Right here. Right here.
554
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,362
Are you in the market for some lug...
Oh, crap!
555
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,058
- Hi.
- Hi.
556
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:51,295
- I didn't know you worked here at
The Luggage Shack. - I don't work here.
557
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,303
Uh...
558
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,636
I, um... It's... It's temporary.
559
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,505
Right.
560
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:03,377
Um, how's Happerman & Browning?
561
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,678
Uh, great. Really, really great.
562
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,650
They're sending me to New York
next week for a conference.
563
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,744
- Hence the need for a new briefcase.
- Sounds so great.
564
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,982
Yeah, I saw one over here
last week that I loved.
565
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,251
- Let me take a look at that black one.
- Up there?
566
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,555
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Um...
567
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,962
There we go.
568
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:26,527
Ah... You know what? I want to take a look
at the one right next to it.
569
00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,765
Nope. I gotta trust my
instincts on this one.
570
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,741
I'm saying no to that one.
I'm going back to the original.
571
00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:41,042
You know, things are moving
outlandishly quick for me right now.
572
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,053
Unbelievably fast.
573
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,715
I'll need a good team.
I need people around me I can trust.
574
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,781
This is a no.
575
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,687
Let me take a look at this gray one here.
576
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,629
I thought you wanted a briefcase.
577
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,065
- I'm gonna need both.
- Mm-hmm.
578
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,365
- Lot of traveling.
- Right.
579
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,563
Okay.
580
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,369
That's the one.
581
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,313
You know, Ryden, I think
we've got really good synergy, you and I.
582
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,314
I know you're in a tough place right now...
583
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:15,216
but I want you to remember that
struggle and strife come before success.
584
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,356
Even in the dictionary.
[Chuckles]
585
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:22,222
I'm not gonna take this one.
Can I see that black one up there?
586
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,819
You know what?
587
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,333
Dad! All yours!
588
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,074
Hunty, can't ride Mama's shoe
when she's trying to make waffles.
589
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,078
- Giddyap.
- Come on, honey.
590
00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:44,137
Go play. Go.
591
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:48,083
- Ride like the wind.
- [Sighs] Honey.
592
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:49,744
What do you want, Maureen? What?
593
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,348
- Hunter is a very unique little boy.
- I don't want you to coddle him.
594
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:58,327
I am not coddling him, okay?
I'm just a little concerned...
595
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,098
that he's weird.
596
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:05,260
Well, of course he's weird!
597
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,965
He's a Malby. Weird is good.
598
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,770
Weird indicates a creative force.
599
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,311
[Mother] You have no idea what
I go through, okay? Trust me.
600
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:17,438
- Hey, come on. I wanna show you
something. Come on. - Huh?
601
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,985
# Bum, bum, bum, bum #
602
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:25,648
# Bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum #
603
00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,453
It is time.
604
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,959
# Bum, bum, bum, bum #
605
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:37,159
# Bum, bum #
606
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:41,296
# Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum #
607
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,272
# Bum #
608
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,535
# Bum #
609
00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,975
# Bum #
610
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,309
# Bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum #
611
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:54,078
# Bum, bum, bum, bum #
612
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,086
No way.
613
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,879
- It's really fixed?
- Yeah.
614
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,420
Yeah, man.
Your dad doesn't jerk around.
615
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,193
Ooh.
616
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:12,600
Watch this. Crack this hood.
Take a look at this.
617
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,070
- Now I'm gonna go fire her up.
- Okay.
618
00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,077
Look under the engine
and let me know what happens.
619
00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,670
I wasn't happy with the timing,
so I tweaked it a little bit.
620
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,943
Think I got her where I like her.
621
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,507
- Ready?
- Yeah.
622
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,713
[Engine Starting]
623
00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,848
Ah, it's great! Hey!
624
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,688
[Cat Meows]
625
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,562
- Just a little bit more. It's...
- [Tires Squeal]
626
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:40,688
[Walter]
Whoa!
627
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:41,857
- [Cat Screeches]
- [Thud]
628
00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:46,803
Oh!
629
00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:56,135
It just isn't fair.
630
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,513
There you are, this poor, little,
innocent thing that wouldn't hurt a fly...
631
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:03,315
and then one day
you're murdered by my own son.
632
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,481
It was an accident. Geez.
633
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,718
Why didn't you tell me to look behind me?
634
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,385
What? How is this my fault?
635
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:14,397
Hon, you always have to keep your eyes open.
Scanning. Constantly scanning.
636
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,933
- You told me to look at the engine.
- Can't do two things at once?
637
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,162
This is ridiculous.
You... You hated that cat.
638
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,695
- Shh. Keep your voice down. - You did say
something about wanting to flatten the cat.
639
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,638
Okay, okay. All right. Fine.
640
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:28,406
- It was a goddamn accident. - Either
way, somebody has to tell the neighbor.
641
00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,211
All right. Geez. I can't believe...
642
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,257
- Look out. Look out. Oh, God.
- [Squishes]
643
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:44,192
God... Jesus.
Goddamn. Even in death! Jesus!
644
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,426
- Ryden, go with him.
- What? No!
645
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,433
Come on, honey. Look at him.
646
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,100
Mmm, all right.
647
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,201
- Oh, no, honey, don't do that.
- Oh, Hunter, don't do that. No, no.
648
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,371
[Knocks In Rhythm]
649
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,435
Dad!
650
00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:06,847
- What?
- Why would you do that?
651
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:10,284
- Do what?
- That knock.
652
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,687
- What?
- Of all the knocks, that one?
653
00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:17,785
That one is the one you think best says,
"Sorry we killed your cat"?
654
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,853
[Chuckling]
"Of all the knocks"?
655
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:23,127
What do you mean, "Of all the knocks"?
How many knocks do you think there are?
656
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,297
No, seriously.
How many knocks do you think there are?
657
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,271
- Let's just make this brief, okay?
- All right.
658
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,671
Cat's dead.
659
00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:39,204
- [Ryden Sighs]
- [Clicks Teeth] Ran over him on accident.
660
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,553
We're really sorry. Um...
661
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,818
- We didn't mean for it to happen.
- Where is he?
662
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:52,451
# [Piano Intro]
663
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,623
- # Midnight #
- Part.
664
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:58,999
- # Not a sound from the pavement #
- Let's part the way. Please.
665
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:03,302
- # Has the moon lost her memory #
- # [Walter Whistling]
666
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:06,901
# She is smiling alone #
667
00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,377
# In the lamplight #
668
00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:15,283
- # The withered leaves collect at my feet #
- There.
669
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,187
- What is that? [Grunts]
- # A nd the wind #
670
00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:22,020
# Begins to moan #
671
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,527
- # Memory #
- [Sighs]
672
00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:28,656
# All alone in the moonlight #
673
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,793
# I can smile at the old days #
674
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:36,306
- There. All right.
- # I was beautiful then #
675
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,138
- There.
- # I remember#
676
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,474
- Ooh, sorry.
- # T he time I knew #
677
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:45,311
# What happiness was #
678
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,477
- # Let the memory #
- Honey?
679
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:52,386
- # L ive again #
- All right. All right.
680
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:56,017
- # Every streetlamp #
- [Grunts]
681
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:59,585
# Seems to beat #
682
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:03,793
# Afatalistic #
683
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,530
# Warning #
684
00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:09,300
- [Tape Stops]
- Well, I gotta roll.
685
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,341
- So, uh, if you need anything...
- Come on. Up. Up.
686
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,001
- here's my card.
- That-a-boy.
687
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,807
Okay? Okeydokey.
688
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,141
Hey.
689
00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:24,187
Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.
690
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:28,282
I... [Sighs] Well, I can't tell
you how sorry I am, I mean...
691
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:30,623
about your poor cat and this...
692
00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:32,491
Do you want some breakfast?
693
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,866
- What, right now?
- Yeah.
694
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,868
It's almost dinnertime.
695
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:41,837
Best time for pancakes.
Do you like pancakes?
696
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,873
- One more?
- No, I'm good, thanks. I'm full.
697
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:49,435
- Do you not like my pancakes?
- I love your pancakes, but I'm stuffed.
698
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,003
- All right.
- All right.
699
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:52,810
- All right.
- [Chuckles]
700
00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,374
No, no, no, no. You go sit.
701
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,114
- Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
- Okay.
702
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,780
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thanks.
703
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,391
You know, it's weird. I've never
seen the inside of this house before.
704
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,193
Yeah. Kind of unimpressive, isn't it?
705
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,564
No, it looks exactly like ours, actually.
706
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:15,366
- Except you have cooler stuff.
- Yeah, yeah. I direct infomercials.
707
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,999
So I end up taking everything home.
708
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,238
Like this. What is this?
709
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,371
- This?
- Yeah.
710
00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:26,075
Well, a couch.
711
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,550
- That's a couch?
- Yeah.
712
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,557
[Whirring]
713
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:41,255
# [Humming]
714
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,823
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro...
715
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,530
cinco.
716
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:48,367
Ah.
717
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,931
Super light.
[Exhales]
718
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:56,002
And can even be used
as a flotation device in case of a flood.
719
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,950
Let's see. I, um... I have no car...
720
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,953
I, uh, lost my job peddling luggage...
721
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,354
- and I now live with my parents.
- All right. Living the dream.
722
00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:08,914
- Yeah.
- That's great.
723
00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,086
[Chuckles]
724
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,965
Yeah, this whole postgraduation thing...
725
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:19,469
is not exactly turning
out the way I planned.
726
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,700
I just thought I'd be doing
something amazing by now.
727
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,472
Or at least doing something.
728
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,479
Right. Hmm.
729
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,249
Well, listen.
730
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:40,547
I know it doesn't solve the problem,
but if you need something temporary...
731
00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:43,149
we could always use an extra P.A. on set.
732
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:47,288
You know, the hours are crap,
and the money is very, very bad, but...
733
00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:49,889
it will get you out of the house.
734
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,970
Yeah. Yeah, that would be good.
735
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,303
- You got a job.
- Thanks.
736
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:59,171
Cool.
737
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,177
But now...
738
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,180
I think it's time for you...
739
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:07,183
to start thinking about the good things.
740
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,310
Yeah.
741
00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:13,287
- Like what?
- Like...
742
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:17,426
your ears.
743
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,855
- Ears?
- Yeah.
744
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,331
- My ears?
- Yeah, you've got incredible ears.
745
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,334
Incredible?
746
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,564
Yeah.
747
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,199
You know how some people
have that... that droop...
748
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,711
that sort of tragic dangling earlobe thing?
749
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,679
Yours... not so, no.
750
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:39,739
Not a single...
751
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,153
Just don't know why
you had to give him those cookies.
752
00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:52,627
- We'll buy more cookies.
- You know they're my favorites.
753
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,300
Hey.
754
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,970
- Where's Ryden?
- She's paying her condolences.
755
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:10,479
[Ryden Moans]
756
00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:13,482
[Ryden Chuckles]
757
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,885
[Both Gasp]
758
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,514
Fuck me!
759
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,150
Well, I would, but somebody beat me to it.
760
00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,028
Cool.
761
00:44:43,647 --> 00:44:49,449
Listen. Dad, I know
that was a little bit awkward, but I...
762
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,114
I just hope you used one.
763
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,454
- One what?
- Used something... That you used something.
764
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,618
Something.
765
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,958
Used a... You know what I'm...
766
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:01,020
Used a rubber or something like that.
767
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,192
- But...
- Protection!
768
00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:08,204
Oh, uh... But we didn't, uh...
769
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:11,002
'Cause I'm gonna tell you something.
Herpes isn't a picnic.
770
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:14,306
It's not a river-rafting trip either, like
they want you to think on that commercial.
771
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,369
- River rafting? - Everybody's
having fun with their herpes out there.
772
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,039
- What?
- You know what?
773
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:21,380
"lx-nay" on the "oodle-day." That's it.
774
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:24,421
- "Oodle-day"? - You know what I
mean. I don't want you near that...
775
00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:27,821
Don't... Just stay away from the whole...
776
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,595
- pen... penile area.
- Dad.
777
00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,995
Don't even see him anymore.
Don't even see him anymore.
778
00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,590
- That's it. You can't see him anymore.
- Or what?
779
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:40,262
What are you gonna do, ground me?
I'm 22 years old.
780
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,931
Oh, really? Well, you're
forgetting you live in my house.
781
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:46,737
Well, trust me.
I'm doing everything I can to change that.
782
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:50,576
[Doorbell Rings]
783
00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:54,811
[Ringing Continues]
784
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,289
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
785
00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:02,154
My name's Bill. And I'm a little upset...
786
00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:04,592
to say the least, if you know what I mean.
787
00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:07,930
Okay.
788
00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:11,490
Someone stole two boxes
of my Buckle-O-Bill belt buckles.
789
00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:13,729
World renowned, uniquely crafted.
790
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:15,772
Word on the street is
you're trying to sell 'em.
791
00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:19,138
[Scoffs]
You talking about this? This here?
792
00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:22,508
No, no, no. I bought this
legit from Gary the Buckle Man.
793
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,513
I don't know Gary the Buckle Man!
794
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,981
I know you're trying to take
food out of my kid's mouth.
795
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:30,019
I don't even have a kid.
But if I did, you're taking his food!
796
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,282
- Uh-uh.
- I want my buckle!
797
00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:34,290
- Hey!
- Hey! Hey!
798
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,451
I need at least three feet
of personal space here.
799
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,018
- It's my buckle!
- I'm gonna paralyze you!
800
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:41,155
[Exhales]
801
00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,199
Crazy, man.
802
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,292
It's my Delaware!
803
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:48,236
Two fingers. Two. That's all it takes.
804
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,239
I will call the cops, man!
805
00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:55,037
[Man]
# I don't know #
806
00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:58,741
# Where I belong #
807
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,081
# And I don't know #
808
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,712
# Where I should go #
809
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:09,282
Wait. So, you're gonna be a P.A. now?
810
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:12,055
It's just temporary. Our
neighbor hooked it up.
811
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,723
Wait. Rico Suave from across the street?
812
00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:17,858
That... That old dude
who wears the low-rise jeans?
813
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:21,393
What? He's 34. He's not that old.
814
00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,405
Very specific information you have there.
815
00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,600
# [Continues, Indistinct]
816
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,166
Hey.
817
00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:34,512
So, uh, tomorrow night?
818
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:36,917
- [Ryden] Yeah? - I wrote
a little "something something" for you.
819
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,420
- For me?
- Oh, yeah.
820
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:40,422
- Shut up!
- Yeah, you want a little sneak preview?
821
00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:44,221
- Okay.
- Okay. [Exhales]
822
00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:49,129
# Ryden is beautiful
It's true #
823
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:53,602
# 'Cause she's got eyes ofblue #
824
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:58,767
# But then one day I tried to kiss you #
825
00:47:58,842 --> 00:48:03,711
# And you said
Oh, n-n-no #
826
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:06,112
[Laughing]
827
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,476
- [Ryden] You're an idiot.
- You love me.
828
00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,488
Anyway, so here's the deal.
829
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,686
Tomorrow night, me, you...
830
00:48:18,428 --> 00:48:19,759
that dress.
831
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,066
[Laughs]
832
00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:25,624
Zip me.
833
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,170
Uh, yeah. Um...
834
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:32,140
So, first of all, I'm just gonna rock
the socks off everyone at that show.
835
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:35,906
Second, you're gonna throw your bra onstage,
just scream like a little girl.
836
00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,641
- [Chuckles]
- Um... There.
837
00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:46,682
And third,
we're gonna go out to a big, fancy dinner.
838
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,850
- Multiple forks... everything.
- We are?
839
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,291
- Yeah.
- Why?
840
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:55,660
To, uh, celebrate your new quasi job thing.
841
00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:58,223
- Just to celebrate?
- Yeah.
842
00:48:58,302 --> 00:49:00,532
- That sounds fun.
- Uh, it sounds...
843
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,300
"fan-crapping-tastic,"
is what it sounds like.
844
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:06,168
- # [Guitar: Spanish]
- [Man] Making guacamole for your family...
845
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:08,473
orjust for yourself used to be a fight.
846
00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:13,380
But now, with the Guacanator...
the Guacanator 3000...
847
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:17,887
making guacamole is as
easy as uno, dos, tres!
848
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,547
- # [Continues]
- # [Man Exclaims]
849
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:25,391
Senor Avocado... he no stand a chance
against the grips of the Guacanator.
850
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,453
# [Continues]
851
00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:31,530
The only assault will be
against your taste buds!
852
00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:33,899
Got it. Got it. Okay, cut!
853
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,565
- [Bell Rings]
- Okay, I got it. All right.
854
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,734
- [Man # 2] And we're clear. - This mustache
is crap. The hairs are going in my mouth.
855
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,801
- I can swear I swallowed a couple.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
856
00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,812
We'll take care of that in a sec, all right?
857
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,474
- Thanks.
- Okay, everyone, take five.
858
00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:49,644
- [Woman] Take a fiver.
- There she is.
859
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:53,747
- Hey. - How's the first day
going? As shitty as I promised?
860
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:57,089
- It's not so bad.
- Well, just wait.
861
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,254
Ah. Psst. Bro. Hey, bro! Yo, dude.
862
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,821
Can I talk to you for a second before
you shoot anything else?
863
00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:04,833
Well, this should be fun.
864
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,404
[Man] The script is like a
road map, but the road map...
865
00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:12,567
Can you talk to the catering people? The
meat on this sandwich smells like ass-crack.
866
00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,269
- Oh, okay.
- First of all, you're really close.
867
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,973
So, congrats. Bones. Awesome. Sweet.
868
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,414
We're getting so close,
but I just wanna go from the top.
869
00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:23,078
A couple things to make this double awesome.
870
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,589
Give me more Mexican. I gotta get
more Mexican. You know what I mean?
871
00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:29,784
I gotta... Oh! I wanna be
on or across the border.
872
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:34,126
You know what I mean? "Mexi-can." Not
"Mexi-can't" or "Mexi-could." "Mexi-can."
873
00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:37,462
Like any of that flavor,
literally and figuratively, into it.
874
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,796
- Awesome.
- All right.
875
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,804
Second of all, your shots are boring, bro.
876
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:45,373
Seriously. Here's an idea.
877
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,967
Did you ever see The Matrix?
Movie about, like, alternative reality.
878
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,481
Okay, that shot... Keanu's, like, up in
the air... Bam! He's in the air. Freeze.
879
00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:53,812
360-degree shot... Bam, bam, bam, bam.
[Whooshes]
880
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:57,115
Remember what I'm saying? Yeah, like that.
That's exciting. That's awesome.
881
00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,587
But check this out. Instead of Keanu...
882
00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:03,217
it's the Guacanator is up in the air,
and you shoot around it, like, 360, 720.
883
00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:05,523
Like, change the axis.
Like, people are totally gonna blow minds.
884
00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,324
Matrix. That's a great idea. Yeah.
885
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,831
- Thank you. I wasn't fishing for that.
I appreciate it. - Maybe while I'm at it...
886
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,925
- I could...
- Bring it. Bring it.
887
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:15,961
Maybe we could hoist it up on a cross...
888
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,236
and we have The Passion of the Guacamole.
889
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:22,437
Okay. I get it. Do you think that's funny?
890
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:25,106
I think you're an idiot.
891
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,116
And I quit.
892
00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,779
- Told you... Hollywood.
- Can you hear me?
893
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,788
- Let's go.
- I think I have the wrong channel.
894
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:34,687
- What?
- Let's go.
895
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,953
Hey. Hey, catch.
896
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:40,121
Hey, whatever.
All right, I'm gonna shoot this.
897
00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:43,462
Can you put him back in the ring?
I got an idea.
898
00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:45,831
- You're fired!
- Thank you!
899
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:49,062
[Man]
# She don't know who she is #
900
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:51,972
- # Oh, I can take her anywhere #
- [Exhales]
901
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:55,034
For years I had to deal with
this kind of stupidity.
902
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,046
Come on. Can you believe it?
903
00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,948
I mean, you can't imagine how many times
I just wanted to walk off set like that.
904
00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:04,976
- My God, I just walked off set.
- Yeah. [Laughs]
905
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,580
And it looks like I just lost another job.
906
00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:09,648
[Exhales]
907
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:12,456
That feels good. That feels great!
908
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:14,861
# With you eventually #
909
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:18,731
# [Man Vocalizing]
910
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:39,315
# 'Cause I am always where I need to be #
911
00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:41,823
- # A nd I always thought #
- [Grunts]
912
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:43,189
Come on.
913
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:46,593
- # I would end up with you eventually #
- Ol�! Ol�!
914
00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:49,530
# [Man Vocalizing]
915
00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:57,131
- # [Fades]
- Can we go? You guys ready?
916
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:00,643
- Where's your guy? Who's your singer?
- Yeah, he's right behind you.
917
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,644
Hey, man, you're on.
918
00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:07,139
- [Crowd Chattering]
- [Hands Clap]
919
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:16,414
- You guys good?
- [Mutters]
920
00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:19,223
So, my name is Adam Davies.
921
00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:21,389
I hope this doesn't make
anyone too uncomfortable...
922
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:24,922
but I'm completely naked
under these clothes.
923
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:28,095
- [Laughter]
- This song is for someone...
924
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:31,663
I, um, care about a lot.
925
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:36,943
Ready?
926
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:39,675
# [Soft Folk]
927
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:56,230
# I'm counting the streetlights #
928
00:53:57,334 --> 00:53:59,996
# It's all I can do #
929
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,501
# While driving myself crazy #
930
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:07,407
# Trying to get to you #
931
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,312
# Feels wrong at the right times #
932
00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,818
# To reveal my hand #
933
00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:19,986
# I'm doing the worst I can #
934
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:23,492
# To make you understand #
935
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:29,991
# Maybe one day you will know #
936
00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:36,264
# How hard it is for me to #
937
00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:39,001
# Show my heart #
938
00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:42,835
# With all the love #
939
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:47,006
# Running through my soul #
940
00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:53,846
# Maybe one day you will know #
941
00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:58,119
[Laughing]
942
00:54:58,194 --> 00:55:02,062
You know what I thought when I met you?
[Groans]
943
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,066
No.
944
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:11,369
- Aside from the incredible ears,
she's smart and stunning. - [Laughing]
945
00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:13,875
- Absolutely stunning.
- Hmm.
946
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,877
But there was something else.
947
00:55:18,381 --> 00:55:21,248
I just saw a girl that has the whole world
at her fingertips...
948
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,718
and she doesn't even know it.
949
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,819
[Mutters]
950
00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:52,547
[Sighs]
951
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:07,193
Good night.
952
00:56:22,245 --> 00:56:24,179
Oh, my God.
953
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:27,842
Oh, I'm such an idiot. I completely forgot.
954
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,885
- It's cool.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
955
00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:32,644
How was it?
956
00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:37,251
Great. Fine, good... I...
957
00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:40,990
And our dinner... I missed our fancy dinner.
958
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:45,091
You're getting overly worked up about this,
Ryden. It's...
959
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:47,102
It's cool.
960
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,900
Besides, you were clearly busy with...
961
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,964
Pel� from across the street.
962
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,532
Oh, no, he... We were at work...
963
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:57,603
- and then there was this big blowup,
so we left, but it was... - Uh-huh.
964
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,241
Awesome. I'll see you later.
965
00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:05,048
- Wait. What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
966
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:07,351
Just let me explain.
967
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,493
What exactly needs explanation?
968
00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,552
The fact that I've been
waiting around like a moron...
969
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:17,430
hoping that one day you'll actually
feel about me the way I feel about you?
970
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,060
Or the fact that you're so obsessed
with your future...
971
00:57:20,136 --> 00:57:24,800
that y-you completely forget about everyone
that you're supposed to give a shit about?
972
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:34,107
I'm not waiting anymore. I'm done.
973
00:57:38,354 --> 00:57:42,654
I may not know exactly what my future
looks like, but I do know one thing.
974
00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,986
You're not in it.
975
00:57:53,102 --> 00:57:55,662
[Door Closes]
976
00:58:08,451 --> 00:58:10,009
[Exhales]
977
00:58:10,253 --> 00:58:12,881
[Tires Screech]
978
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,947
[Gasps]
Oh...
979
00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:18,783
- [Gasps]
- [Police Radio Chatter]
980
00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:23,157
...say can and will be used against
you, okay? - I didn't know they were hot.
981
00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,497
- You have the right to an attorney.
- Bought them on the Internet.
982
00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:27,654
Can't afford one, one will
be provided to you by the state.
983
00:58:27,655 --> 00:58:29,218
This is so stupid. I can't...
984
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:32,040
Didn't have to be this way.
985
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:34,576
[Mother]
Grab your brother. Get him in the car.
986
00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:36,908
Come on, honey.
Come on. Let's go get in the car.
987
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,914
I had absolutely nothing to do with this.
988
00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:42,179
You can ask anybody,
and they'll tell you. I hate crime.
989
00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,812
It's okay. It's okay.
990
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:54,194
[Door Closes]
991
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:58,257
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
992
00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:01,394
The good news is your husband
doesn't have any priors.
993
00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:03,462
The bad news is we're
gonna have to hold him.
994
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,202
Trafficking stolen
property is no small crime.
995
00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:09,109
- The bail won't be set till tomorrow.
- You're keeping him overnight?
996
00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:11,976
- But he's not a criminal. He's
just a moron. - That's the breaks.
997
00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:18,477
I told you. I told you in
1976. Do not marry Walter Malby.
998
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,284
He's your son.
999
00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:22,950
- And I did the best I could with
what I had. - [Phone Beeps]
1000
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:27,656
Yeah, well, your best effort is in jail
till tomorrow morning.
1001
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:31,894
Hey. Pick up. I've called you 80 times.
I'm really, really sorry.
1002
00:59:31,968 --> 00:59:35,404
- I... Call me back.
- [Phone Beeps]
1003
00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:39,407
Where's Dad? I wanna go home.
1004
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:51,287
Try and have a good one, all right?
1005
00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:58,925
[Whispering]
Mrs. Malby? Miss?
1006
00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:00,895
- [Laughs]
- Yes? Yes?
1007
01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,898
- Hey, morning. How you doing?
- Hi. Morning.
1008
01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:06,766
Um, so, basically, in order to bail him out,
you're looking at 15,000 bucks.
1009
01:00:06,836 --> 01:00:09,771
- Oh, my God. What? - Or he stays
in the slammer until the trial.
1010
01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:11,830
Oh, God.
1011
01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:15,372
$15,000.
1012
01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:20,682
Well, let's go home.
1013
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,119
- Maureen?
- What?
1014
01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:26,621
Wait.
1015
01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:28,953
Cough it up.
1016
01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:30,390
Cough what up?
1017
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,554
Pay the man your son's bail money.
1018
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,292
[Scoffs]
Are you crazy?
1019
01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:39,529
You think if I had that kind of dough
I'd be living with you?
1020
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:42,730
Cut the baloney, Maureen. Please.
1021
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:47,367
I know you have money.
I know you sew it into your panty hose.
1022
01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:50,344
And I know you've got
it under your mattress...
1023
01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:54,315
and shoved up inside
every shoe in your closet.
1024
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:56,375
Pay the man.
1025
01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:03,088
Why can't my family just
love me for my soul...
1026
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:07,027
instead of my meager possessions
and my bank account?
1027
01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,496
Well, I love your soul, Grandma.
1028
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:23,278
- [Pills Rattling]
- [Clears Throat]
1029
01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:27,510
Okay, um... Will you take a check,
or do you want the green stuff?
1030
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:30,575
# [Woman Vocalizing]
1031
01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,644
- # [Woman Singing, Indistinct]
- I'm free!
1032
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,257
I'm free!
1033
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:42,058
Look at the sky.
Can you see how blue the sky is?
1034
01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:46,260
This entire experience has transformed me.
1035
01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:48,963
I am a new man. The old Walter is dead.
1036
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:52,405
But the new Walter
wants to say how much I love you guys.
1037
01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:54,636
I'm a new man, and we're a new family.
1038
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:58,442
I mean, look,
we have our problems. What family doesn't?
1039
01:01:58,514 --> 01:01:59,978
I know I get to be bullheaded. And,
1040
01:01:59,979 --> 01:02:03,485
you know, Ryden here is
essentially unemployable.
1041
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:04,748
Hmm?
1042
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:08,279
Hunter licks people, and...
1043
01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:12,293
Grandma's very, very...
1044
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:14,261
very... kind.
1045
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,264
So kind.
1046
01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:20,894
But, no matter what, we're a family.
We're a real family.
1047
01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:23,495
We're the Malbys, damn it.
1048
01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:28,402
From now on, it's Malby time.
1049
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,642
Malby! Malby! Malby!
1050
01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:35,582
[All]
Malby! Malby! Malby!
1051
01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:38,552
Malby! Malby! Malby!
1052
01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:42,284
Malby! Malby! Malby! Malby!
1053
01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:45,293
[Hunter]
Malby! Malby! Malby!
1054
01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:48,694
- Malby! Malby! Malby!
- [Sighs]
1055
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,461
- [Chanting Continues]
- [Chattering, Indistinct]
1056
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,662
That's all right, honey.
I'll just take a cab over to the curb.
1057
01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:57,103
- [Hunter] Malby!
- [Maureen] Grab my purse.
1058
01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:59,300
- My purse. - Did you leave it
at the police station, Maureen?
1059
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,866
- No, I didn't leave... I thought
you had it. - [Phone Ringing]
1060
01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:04,071
- [Mother] I don't have your purse.
- Adam?
1061
01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:07,674
- [Woman] I'm looking for Ryden Malby.
- That's me.
1062
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:10,913
This is Barbara Snaff
from Happerman & Browning.
1063
01:03:10,987 --> 01:03:14,923
Listen, the position you interviewed for
just came available again.
1064
01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:17,619
You wanna fire me? Fine. I don't care.
1065
01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:20,992
I'm gonna own this town. And I'm gonna come
back, and I'm gonna take you down.
1066
01:03:21,063 --> 01:03:23,691
Wait... Wait, are you serious?
You're offering me the job?
1067
01:03:23,766 --> 01:03:27,668
Yes. Absolutely. When can you start?
The job is yours if you want it.
1068
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,365
Immediately! Absolutely, yes.
1069
01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:33,533
Great. I'll have my assistant call you
with all the details.
1070
01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,770
- Thank you. Perfect.
- She's not there anymore.
1071
01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,643
- Guys, I got the job! I got the job!
- Yea!
1072
01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:42,206
- Does it pay? Does it pay?
- Yeah, it pays!
1073
01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:45,311
- Malby! Malby!
- [All] Malby! Malby!
1074
01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,481
- Malby! Malby!
- She got a job!
1075
01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,356
Okay.
1076
01:03:54,697 --> 01:03:58,394
[Line Ringing]
1077
01:03:58,467 --> 01:04:01,368
- Yo, it's Adam. You know what to do.
- [Beep]
1078
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:05,499
Okay. Silent treatment. I get it.
1079
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:09,409
Very fifth grade of you. But very effective.
1080
01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:13,471
[Sighs]
Please call me. Please?
1081
01:04:23,826 --> 01:04:27,592
[Line Ringing]
1082
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,496
- Yo, it's Adam. You know what to do.
- [Beep]
1083
01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:33,902
All right.
1084
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:38,330
Just... call me when you're ready.
1085
01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:41,409
[Beeps]
1086
01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:58,692
- Yo, yo.
- [Chattering]
1087
01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:01,457
- I got him. I got him.
- [Laughing]
1088
01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:05,159
[Man] Yeah, yeah, go. Go, Adam.
Take it in. Take it in.
1089
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:06,223
[Man # 2]
Yes!
1090
01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:09,066
- Nice shot.
- All right. Check ball.
1091
01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:11,800
- # [Jingle: "Pop Goes the Weasel"]
- I'm open right here.
1092
01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:16,402
# [Continues, Out OfTune]
1093
01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:18,947
[Laughter]
1094
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,347
[Ryden On Loudspeaker]
Someone once told me that every...
1095
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,717
evil, horrible thing in the world...
1096
01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:30,418
can be directly counteracted by
the joy of a simple dessert.
1097
01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:32,893
I'm really sorry, Adam.
1098
01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:34,063
I know you don't wanna talk to me,
1099
01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:37,120
but I really have something
to tell you. I wish you...
1100
01:05:37,155 --> 01:05:38,760
Hold on a second.
1101
01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:42,835
If you don't forgive
me, I will follow you...
1102
01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:46,272
everywhere you go,
playing this extremely annoying song...
1103
01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:49,209
till you slowly go insane.
1104
01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:54,149
Okay. Just make it stop.
1105
01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:56,207
Ha!
1106
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,219
[Music Off]
1107
01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,850
How do you steal an ice cream truck?
1108
01:06:01,924 --> 01:06:03,585
Borrow.
1109
01:06:03,659 --> 01:06:06,184
My dad knows a guy that knows a guy, so...
[Clicks Tongue]
1110
01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:07,991
Of course.
1111
01:06:10,132 --> 01:06:11,622
Look.
1112
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,639
I'm good.
1113
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,237
I'm so sorry I flaked on you, Adam.
1114
01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:25,803
You would never do anything like that to me.
1115
01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:27,872
And I've been thinking a lot about...
1116
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:30,680
- I accept your apology.
- Wait. You have to let me get this out.
1117
01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:33,688
I have been thinking a lot
about what you said...
1118
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:37,590
and I think you just...
maybe you just threw me because...
1119
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:40,220
Look, it's fine.
1120
01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:43,754
Really, it's... It's all good.
1121
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,360
I'm just...
You know, I'm in the middle of a game.
1122
01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:49,427
- Yo.
- Well, wait.
1123
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:52,804
Um, do you wanna,
I don't know, hang out later? Um...
1124
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:55,537
Oh, we could celebrate,
'cause I didn't get a chance to tell you...
1125
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:57,772
but I got that job at Happerman & Browning.
1126
01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,274
That's awesome.
1127
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:04,342
Uh, I...
1128
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:07,514
But I can't get together later,
'cause I kind of need to pack.
1129
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,717
Pack?
1130
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,824
Yeah. Uh...
1131
01:07:13,896 --> 01:07:15,864
Look, I didn't get a chance to tell you...
1132
01:07:15,931 --> 01:07:18,297
but I decided to go to Columbia.
1133
01:07:20,436 --> 01:07:23,303
And I'm leaving tomorrow.
1134
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:26,933
What? You're going to law school?
1135
01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:28,943
In New York?
1136
01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:31,070
Yeah.
1137
01:07:32,314 --> 01:07:34,441
That's...
1138
01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:37,384
That's... so great.
1139
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:39,921
- Congratulations. - Yeah, I think
it'll be... I think it'll be good.
1140
01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:45,316
Look, I promise I'll call you...
1141
01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:48,056
as soon as I get settled in, okay?
1142
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:50,189
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1143
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,291
[Man]
Come on, Adam. Ball in. Ball in. Ball in.
1144
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:54,768
- [Man # 2] Hold up.
- [Men Chattering]
1145
01:07:54,837 --> 01:07:56,600
- [Adam] Our ball.
- All right.
1146
01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,737
- Our ball.
- Check it up. Check it up, Adam.
1147
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:05,975
Our ball.
1148
01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:11,586
All right.
1149
01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,252
Ball.
1150
01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:20,995
Okay.
1151
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:26,130
[Inhales, Exhales]
1152
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,869
[Inhales, Exhales]
1153
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,023
Hi. I'm Ryden Malby. I'm...
1154
01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:55,723
The new assistant to the editor. Yes.
One sec. I'll get Lloyd.
1155
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,699
- [Phone Beeps]
- I've got Ryden. Thanks.
1156
01:08:59,702 --> 01:09:01,829
Well, here it is. Home, sweet home.
1157
01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:04,372
- That's the mail cart.
- Great. Well, perfect.
1158
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,034
Is there any material
you want me to start to read or...
1159
01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:08,770
No. Reading's on your own time.
1160
01:09:08,844 --> 01:09:12,837
Jessica was a shit filer,
so we're a little backed up on submissions.
1161
01:09:12,915 --> 01:09:16,476
I see that.
What happened toJessica anyway?
1162
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:19,988
Well, we had a little bit of
a misunderstanding, she and I.
1163
01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:23,821
You see, I thought that she worked for me.
She thought she was running the company.
1164
01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:25,827
- Sounds likeJessica.
- Mm-hmm.
1165
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,363
- Ready to go?
- Yep, I'll get right on it.
1166
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:31,228
You know you're gonna have to enter every
one of these into the database, right?
1167
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,234
Okay. Absolutely. Yeah.
1168
01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:43,207
- Hi.
- Oh!
1169
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,406
Of course.
[Sighs]
1170
01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:47,415
[Woman]
# Apicture paints a thousand words #
1171
01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:51,249
# As one door closes
another door opens #
1172
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,016
# And two wrongs don't make a right #
1173
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:56,887
# Now, good things come to those who wait #
1174
01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:59,120
- # [Continues]
- Okay. I've got it right here.
1175
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,358
My life is a shit-storm. I got way
too much crap to keep in my own brain.
1176
01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:03,693
So, what do I do?
1177
01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:16,437
- # Say what you say # - I think
those two books are totally different.
1178
01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:19,606
- # Do what you do #
- Different enough.
1179
01:10:19,682 --> 01:10:23,277
# Feel what you feel as long as it's real #
1180
01:10:23,352 --> 01:10:25,843
# I said take what you take #
1181
01:10:25,921 --> 01:10:29,755
# And give what you give
Just be what you want #
1182
01:10:29,825 --> 01:10:32,316
- # Just as long as it's real # #
- [Panting]
1183
01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:40,059
[Raspy Voice]
When are you gonna build my boxcar?
1184
01:10:40,135 --> 01:10:42,069
Get the puppet out of my face.
1185
01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:47,836
[Normal Voice] Come on. All the
other kids' dads are practically done.
1186
01:10:50,212 --> 01:10:52,203
Fine. Forget it.
1187
01:10:56,885 --> 01:11:00,184
Hunter. Wait a minute.
1188
01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:09,024
[Panting]
1189
01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:13,802
When's that race again?
1190
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,133
- Saturday.
- Saturday.
1191
01:11:17,339 --> 01:11:19,330
Saturday.
1192
01:11:22,544 --> 01:11:25,172
Go get your mother, your grandmother.
1193
01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:28,648
We need every able-bodied man
we can get. Go.
1194
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,889
- Just move all my Thursday
appointments to Friday. - Okay.
1195
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,152
Oh, and you're gonna wanna get
some beauty sleep this weekend...
1196
01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:40,024
'cause I want you to sit in
on the Asia conference on Monday morning.
1197
01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:41,255
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1198
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:44,299
- Oh, great. I'd love to. That'd be great.
- Great.
1199
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:47,130
- Oh, you forgot one. Sign and date. There.
- Oh. Okay.
1200
01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:50,137
- All right. "Buenos nachos."
- Good night.
1201
01:11:50,205 --> 01:11:52,537
Hey, try to get out of here
by 9:00 tonight, will you?
1202
01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:54,542
- Okay.
- All right.
1203
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,034
[Woman]
# Far, far#
1204
01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:59,046
- # T here's this little girl #
- [Whistling]
1205
01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:03,915
# She was praying for something
to happen to her#
1206
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:09,947
# The reality looks far now
but don't go #
1207
01:12:10,025 --> 01:12:14,428
# How can you stay outside #
1208
01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:18,091
# There's a beautiful mess inside #
1209
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:21,796
# How can you stay outside #
1210
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:26,330
# There's a beautiful mess inside #
1211
01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:29,275
- # Mmm, mmm # #
- I got this job...
1212
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,109
this incredible job.
1213
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,947
And I'm working my ass off.
1214
01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,384
But I always expected that.
1215
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,716
What are all the boxes for?
1216
01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:44,258
Moving back to Brazil.
1217
01:12:44,326 --> 01:12:46,260
Are you serious?
1218
01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:48,762
Yeah. My life is there.
1219
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,924
I haven't seen my family in ages.
1220
01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:55,299
And I come home every night to what?
1221
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:58,465
I guess I finally realized that...
1222
01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:02,476
what you do with your life
is really just one half of the equation.
1223
01:13:03,746 --> 01:13:05,907
The other half...
1224
01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:08,745
the more important half really, is...
1225
01:13:08,817 --> 01:13:11,115
who you're with when you're doing it.
1226
01:13:23,665 --> 01:13:26,498
[Groans]
1227
01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:37,937
Okay, come on! Come on.
1228
01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:41,005
Come on.
You got plenty of room. You got miles.
1229
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,243
- [Objects Shatter]
- Oh, geez!
1230
01:13:46,321 --> 01:13:48,516
Don't tell me that's another cat.
1231
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,458
Oh, geez.
Hey, keep this on the down-low, Mom.
1232
01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:00,832
It's one of those goofy gnomes.
Don't tell Carmella.
1233
01:14:00,903 --> 01:14:03,235
- Hunty? Come on, Hunty.
- He broke the gnome.
1234
01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:06,638
- [Gasps] Oh, sugar.
- Jesus! What'd I just say?
1235
01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:09,610
[Walter]
Hand me...
1236
01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,168
What's going on?
1237
01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:14,181
Get dressed. We're late.
1238
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,342
We need all the manpower we can get.
1239
01:14:16,418 --> 01:14:18,648
[Hunter]
But what if I don't drive good?
1240
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,349
Hey. Hey, you're a Malby.
1241
01:14:22,424 --> 01:14:25,621
Driving is in your blood. Okay?
1242
01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:28,788
Come on. Come on, let's go.
We gotta go. Come on!
1243
01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:31,924
- And it's "drive well,"honey, not
"drive good." - Wait. Don't drive good?
1244
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,163
Proper English is "drive well."
I want you to drive well.
1245
01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:38,070
[Man On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen,
please turn your attention...
1246
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,439
to the starting ramp
for the last event of the day.
1247
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,876
This is the one you've been waiting for...
1248
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:49,441
the final race for the 9th Annual
P. T.A. Boxcar Derby.
1249
01:14:49,518 --> 01:14:52,783
Racers and their teams,
please take your marks.
1250
01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:55,016
[All Chattering]
1251
01:14:56,959 --> 01:14:59,018
[Man]
Let's go, Raymond!
1252
01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,957
[Man Shouting In Distance]
1253
01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:14,568
All right. How you feeling?
1254
01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,203
- Look at Hunter!
- [Maureen] Go, Hunty!
1255
01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:19,179
Go! Go!
1256
01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,840
Are you focused?
1257
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:24,113
Balls to the wall.
Don't tell your mom I said that.
1258
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,585
Smoke 'em. Go get 'em.
1259
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:28,122
[Carmella]
Balls to the wall, Hunty!
1260
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,125
- All right, let's go!
- [Whistle Blows]
1261
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,287
Come on! Go!
1262
01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:38,929
- Dad! Dad!
- [Shouts] Brake! Pull the brake back!
1263
01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:40,730
- What?
- The brake!
1264
01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:43,566
- # [Rock]
- Go, Hunter! Go! Go!
1265
01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:45,630
[Crowd Cheering]
1266
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,607
Yeah! Go get 'em!
1267
01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,041
[Walter]
Go!
1268
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,535
Go!
1269
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,808
- [Carmella On Bullhorn] Walt,
watch your ankle! - Go! Go!
1270
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,289
[Man]
# Here's to you, honey #
1271
01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:03,654
# But I'm out of your league #
1272
01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,558
- # Y ou're never gonna pass me #
- [Cheering]
1273
01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:10,564
- # ' Cause I'm out of your league #
- Go! Get in there!
1274
01:16:10,632 --> 01:16:13,066
- # L ooky here, baby #
- [Cheering]
1275
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:16,730
# You're comin'my way #
1276
01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:20,400
# But I move like a landslide #
1277
01:16:20,475 --> 01:16:23,842
# So I get out of my way
and stay away #
1278
01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:26,073
# Up from the floor
on the count of 10 #
1279
01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:29,481
# Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try again #
1280
01:16:29,551 --> 01:16:32,042
# Up and down and around again #
1281
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,783
# Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try again #
1282
01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:37,825
# Up and down and around again #
1283
01:16:37,893 --> 01:16:41,294
- # Oh, you get up you get down
and you try again # - [Cheering]
1284
01:16:41,363 --> 01:16:44,423
# You get up, you get down
and you try again #
1285
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:48,299
# Get up, you get down
and you try again #
1286
01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:50,838
- # You get up, you get down
and you try again # # - Yeah!
1287
01:16:50,906 --> 01:16:52,771
[Cheering]
1288
01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:57,275
[Squeaking]
1289
01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:00,875
[All Gasping]
1290
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,644
Whoa!
1291
01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:07,621
- Come on! Let's go!
- Excuse me.
1292
01:17:07,689 --> 01:17:09,486
Dad!
1293
01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,958
Dad!
1294
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,031
- [Gasps]
- [Gasps] Oh!
1295
01:17:33,915 --> 01:17:35,906
- [Sighs]
- [All Sigh]
1296
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,817
Thank goodness. You okay?
1297
01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:43,689
By the way, you won!
1298
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:47,520
[Cheering, Laughter]
1299
01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,757
- Wow! Look at that.
- That-a-boy!
1300
01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:51,423
- Come on. Up, up.
- That's okay.
1301
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,489
- No?
- Not today.
1302
01:17:52,567 --> 01:17:53,556
Okay.
1303
01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:56,331
- That-a-boy.
- Let me see. Let me see.
1304
01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:58,464
- It's so cool.
- Look at that.
1305
01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:06,205
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
1306
01:18:11,987 --> 01:18:14,956
[No Audible Dialogue]
1307
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,214
Mom, Dad...
1308
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,981
[Laughs]
1309
01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:57,691
Sure you don't wanna get a little shut-eye
and see how you feel in the morning?
1310
01:18:57,766 --> 01:18:59,700
Nope.
1311
01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:07,171
Just out of curiosity though,
do you think I'm making the right decision?
1312
01:19:13,281 --> 01:19:17,445
Well, you know,
ever since you were a little kid...
1313
01:19:17,519 --> 01:19:19,453
you always seemed to have it figured out.
1314
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:21,716
You know, you made good grades, you...
1315
01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,453
kept your room neat and clean,
you ate your vegetables.
1316
01:19:27,462 --> 01:19:29,396
Can I be honest with you?
1317
01:19:29,464 --> 01:19:31,830
I always found it a little troubling.
1318
01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:35,358
Because, see, hon...
1319
01:19:36,738 --> 01:19:38,672
the world's a screwy place.
1320
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:40,799
It doesn't play by the rules.
1321
01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,511
So if you're asking me...
1322
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:48,913
do I think it's a good
idea for you to, uh...
1323
01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,418
quit your job...
1324
01:19:51,486 --> 01:19:53,420
leave behind the only family you have...
1325
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:56,082
and travel 3,000 miles...
1326
01:19:56,158 --> 01:19:58,149
to a place you've never been before?
1327
01:20:01,563 --> 01:20:04,555
I think it's the most kick-ass idea
you've ever had.
1328
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:11,501
'Cause I think no matter where you are,
you're gonna knock 'em dead.
1329
01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:16,043
Thanks, Dad.
1330
01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:19,509
# [Acoustic Guitar]
1331
01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,210
- See ya.
- Okay.
1332
01:20:23,285 --> 01:20:25,253
- Love ya, honey.
- Love ya. Bye.
1333
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,345
No good-byes. Just see you later.
1334
01:20:27,422 --> 01:20:30,050
You be careful in New York.
There are a bunch of kookies there.
1335
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:32,559
- Okay, I will.
- Call me frequently, okay?
1336
01:20:32,627 --> 01:20:35,460
- Okay. - I've got you on my
speed dial, and you're on mine.
1337
01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:37,464
- [Woman] # Show me the world #
- Okay. Okay, bye.
1338
01:20:37,532 --> 01:20:40,968
- # In the shape of your looking glass #
- Bye.
1339
01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:44,836
- # Beautifully bold when the
colors unfold # - [Laughs]
1340
01:20:44,906 --> 01:20:48,842
# Yes, it's easy to see #
1341
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,844
# But it's harder to find #
1342
01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,006
# And I'm thinkin'of you #
1343
01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:56,846
# And it's clear in my mind, so I #
1344
01:20:56,918 --> 01:21:01,014
# Turn, turn, turn #
1345
01:21:01,089 --> 01:21:07,585
# I turn back around #
1346
01:21:07,662 --> 01:21:11,223
# And turn, turn, turn #
1347
01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:16,601
# I turn back around #
1348
01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:20,767
# And I'm eastern bound #
1349
01:21:25,447 --> 01:21:27,381
Thanks.
1350
01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:35,445
# Almost let slip all these words
in my fingertips #
1351
01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:37,753
# Still unaware #
1352
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:41,421
# Of the pen in my hand, but I'm #
1353
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:46,456
# Makin'my way day by day
comin'back to you #
1354
01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:51,562
# Here, unafraid of the path
that I choose, so I #
1355
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:55,474
# Turn, turn, turn #
1356
01:21:55,543 --> 01:22:00,378
# I turn back around #
1357
01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:03,815
# And that's where you are found # #
1358
01:22:03,885 --> 01:22:06,820
[Rhythmic Knocking]
1359
01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:12,653
Hey.
1360
01:22:12,727 --> 01:22:14,957
Life sucks without you.
1361
01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:18,431
I miss you. I...
Well, of course I miss you. I...
1362
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:22,027
I knew that I would, but it's not like a...
1363
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:25,504
"Hey, we had some great times...
you know, keep in touch" kind of thing.
1364
01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:30,601
It's... It was more like,
"I can't eat... I can't sleep...
1365
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:34,775
I forget what it feels like to laugh"
kind of thing.
1366
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:38,785
And I really think that when you left...
1367
01:22:38,853 --> 01:22:41,185
you took my heart with you.
1368
01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:54,027
Um...
1369
01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,127
I- I probably should've called first.
1370
01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:58,468
Oh, whoa. Whoa. No, no, no. Hold...
1371
01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:02,567
Ryden! Whoa!
Where are you... Where are you going?
1372
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:04,305
Ryden!
1373
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:13,049
Ryden. Ryden, hey. Wait. Hold up.
1374
01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:15,681
Look. Hey. Stop. All right? Hey.
1375
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,522
She's my R.A.
1376
01:23:21,629 --> 01:23:24,689
I was just filling out a maintenance report.
1377
01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:27,599
- She's not...
- No.
1378
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,034
Really?
1379
01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:31,197
Yeah.
1380
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,181
# [Soft Rock]
1381
01:23:49,324 --> 01:23:51,258
I love you.
1382
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,519
Well, that's good.
1383
01:23:54,596 --> 01:23:57,292
'Cause I love you.
1384
01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:00,391
[Man]
# Some kind of magic #
1385
01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:02,732
[Laughing]
1386
01:24:02,804 --> 01:24:06,205
# Happens late at night #
1387
01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:08,208
- Wanna go inside?
- Yeah.
1388
01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:12,235
# When the moon smiles down at me #
1389
01:24:12,313 --> 01:24:14,304
# [Continues]
1390
01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:17,041
- Hey, Walt, it's Ryden.
- Oh.
1391
01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:19,279
- Hey, sweetie-pie.
- It's her machine, so leave a message.
1392
01:24:19,354 --> 01:24:21,584
Oh. Hey, guess who's coming for a visit.
1393
01:24:21,656 --> 01:24:24,887
We got cheap-ass tickets
on CheapAssTickets-dot-com, swear to God.
1394
01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:27,655
Ask Adam if he's got a pull-out,
'cause Grandma's got that heinous hump.
1395
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,959
- 'Cause I don't wanna have her
suffering more than she... - Stop that!
1396
01:24:30,031 --> 01:24:31,965
I don't have a hump! Give me that.
1397
01:24:32,033 --> 01:24:35,264
I don't have a hump. I can sleep
anyplace you wanna put me, Ryden.
1398
01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:37,270
And, honey, it's genetic,
so take your calcium.
1399
01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:39,636
And don't forget to layer up, okay?
You're from California.
1400
01:24:39,707 --> 01:24:42,733
- And remember, condoms are
your best friend. - Oh, you have to...
1401
01:24:42,811 --> 01:24:44,438
- [Hunter Chattering]
- [Laughs]
1402
01:24:44,512 --> 01:24:47,447
Wait, like, the whole family's coming?
1403
01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:51,110
# It's a brand new day #
1404
01:24:51,186 --> 01:24:53,120
# The sun is shining #
1405
01:24:53,188 --> 01:24:56,316
# It's a brand new day #
1406
01:24:58,359 --> 01:25:04,229
# For the first time
in such a long, long time #
1407
01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:06,631
# I know #
1408
01:25:09,137 --> 01:25:11,196
# I'll be okay # #
1409
01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:14,241
[Man]
# I'm counting the streetlights #
1410
01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:17,870
# It's all I can do #
1411
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:21,006
# While driving myself crazy #
1412
01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:23,141
# Trying to get to you #
1413
01:25:24,986 --> 01:25:28,422
# It feels wrong at the right time #
1414
01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:30,981
# To reveal my hand #
1415
01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:34,991
# It's like I'm doing the worst I can #
1416
01:25:35,063 --> 01:25:37,998
# To make you understand #
1417
01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:43,335
# Maybe one day you will know #
1418
01:25:46,508 --> 01:25:48,942
# How hard it is for me #
1419
01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:52,343
# To show my heart #
1420
01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:56,578
# And all the love I have #
1421
01:25:56,651 --> 01:25:59,347
# Running through my soul #
1422
01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:04,625
# Maybe one day you will know #
1423
01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:11,398
# I'm hoping you just might #
1424
01:26:11,466 --> 01:26:14,560
# Take a moment to realize #
1425
01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:17,503
# That everything you're looking for#
1426
01:26:17,572 --> 01:26:20,632
# Is hidden in plain sight #
1427
01:26:22,143 --> 01:26:25,237
# I know you better#
1428
01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:29,044
# Than I know myself#
1429
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:32,086
# How I feel is the only thing that #
1430
01:26:32,153 --> 01:26:36,419
# I could never ever tell you #
1431
01:26:36,491 --> 01:26:40,154
# Maybe one day you will know #
1432
01:26:43,498 --> 01:26:45,932
# How hard it is for me #
1433
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,333
# To show my heart #
1434
01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:53,565
# And all the love I have #
1435
01:26:53,641 --> 01:26:56,508
# Running through my soul #
1436
01:26:58,179 --> 01:27:01,876
# Maybe one day you will know #
1437
01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:08,778
# Maybe one day you will know #
1438
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:15,293
# Maybe one day you will # #
1439
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,029
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