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Penso che sogno cos� non ritorni mai pi�
 

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Mi dipingevo le mani e la faccia di blu

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Poi d'improvviso venivo dal vento rapito

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E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito

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Volare ho ho

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Cantare ho ho hoho

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Nel blu dipinto di blu

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Felice di stare lass�

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E volavo volavo felice
Pi� in alto del sole ed ancora pi� s�

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Mentre il mondo pian piano
Spariva lontano laggi�

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Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me

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Volare ho ho

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Cantare ho ho hoho

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Vieni, vieni, vieni.

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Porca puttana, che botto!

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Sorry. I don't speak English very well.

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I'm from Roma. My job, as you can see,
is to see that the traffic move.

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I stand up here, and I see everything.
All people. I see life.

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In this city, all is a story.

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See that young man over there?
He's a Roman, Michelangelo.

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Oh, uh... Scusi.
Um... Fontana di Trevi?

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Uh... so it's two blocks...
Uh-huh, two blocks...

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and then across the piazza.
OK, and that's Piazza Mignanelli?

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No.
OK, no. Piazza di Spagna is this... No?

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No. This is Piazza Venezia, right?
OK.

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Look, I'll show you.
Um... this is Piazza...

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I don't... I don't know.

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Uh, look, you know what?
I'm going that way, I can show you.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.
You speak very good English.

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That's because of my work.
I visit New York often.

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Oh, that's where I'm from.

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What do you do?
I'm a lawyer.

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And you're, let me guess, a tourist.
For the summer.

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I'm Hayley. Hi.
Hi. Michelangelo.

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It's been an unbelievable summer.

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We read about in all those romantic
novels, American goes to Rome,

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meets handsome Roman at Trevi Fountain.

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No, he's utterly adorable.

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Now, Antonio and Milly
were also a young couple in Rome.

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They married in the little town of Pordenone,

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and came to Rome for their honeymoon
with plans to settle there.

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And then there was that well-known
American architect,

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concluding his vacation
within a few days in Rome.

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And finally, we meet Leopoldo Pisanello,
an average Roman citizen of the middle class,

45
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dependable, agreeable, predictable.

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Everything happened so fast.

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I can't wait to bring you home
and introduce you to my parents.

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I can't wait to meet them.

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It is delicious.
Buono, mamma.

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And what do you do, Hayley?

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Uh... I'm self-employed.
I help clients find art.

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My background is in fine art.

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He's lawyer. I'm very proud.

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All my children, I work night and day
so they get education.

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We want to meet your parents.
They come to Rome?

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Oh... well, yes, as a matter of fact,
they're on their way.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we're beginning our
descent into Fiumicino airport in Rome.

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We may experience some turbulence.
Please keep your seat belt fastened,

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and make sure all trays
are in an upright position.

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Great, turbulence!
My favorite!

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No. You just relax and
stop clenching your fists.

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I can't unclench when this turbulence...
You know I'm an atheist.

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I don't like this. It's bumping.
The plane is bumping.

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I don't like it moves like that.
I can't wait to meet her fiance.

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You know he's a communist.

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There's not even a communist party here anymore.
No, he's just very very left.

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Hey, listen, I was very left
when I was his age too.

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But... but I was never a communist.

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I couldn't share a bathroom.

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Ok... He's not a communist,
he's just a do-gooder.

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What... what does it mean,"a do-gooder"?

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Well he's not into
material possessions, you know.

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What? Well, look,
if she's gonna marry an Italian,

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I want her to marry somebody with,
you know, with material possessions,

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with a yacht, with a couple of Ferraris,
with... with a villa in Sardinia, you know.

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Don't you want our little Hayley
to marry into "Eurotrash"?

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Wow, I don't like it.

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I don't the plane does that!
Just stop it!

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It's not...
Stop it! Just relax.

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I don't like it. I get a bad feeling.
OK? Breathe.

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Please.
Thank you.

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You like this? - A lot.
It's beautiful. - Yes, Yes.

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Look, love, it's late.
My uncles are coming. Come on.

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Yes, but what if they don't like me,
what will we do?

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Love, but what do you care?
Be... - You are so beautiful!

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You just have to be yourself.
Don't worry.

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They are important people. Maybe a little
harsh, but not put off.

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They are nice.

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Next week I will be working in their company.

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I do not want to say or do things that could compromise...

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.. this wonderful opportunity that they offer.

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You will do nicely. Trust me.
Will I? - Of course.

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Listen, what I was saying
on the train...

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Yes, I will probably miss
Pordenone,...

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.. But it is a job that I cannot refuse.

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Do you realize!
If all goes well, we will live in Rome.

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We will meet wonderful people.
We will have children.

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And maybe one day we will have a
villa with servants, like my uncles.

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Yes, but I have to go to the hairdresser.

100
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I look like a schoolhouse teacher
with this hair.

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I should be a little 'more chic.
It 's late. You have to go now?

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It'll only take a moment. I'll be quick.
I would not make them wait...

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Okay. Hurry though, eh?
Okay.

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Goodbye.
Hurry up, eh.

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I'm sorry,
the hairdresser is full.

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There is no one else around here?
Sure.

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You leave the building, go right,
second left,...

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.. Pass under an arch,
immediately to the right, there is a bridge.

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After the bridge, the first
left, straight ahead.

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It is on the right.
Thank you.

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The food is better than Malibu,
I would say that.

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I can't wait to do some sight seeing.

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Oh, John can show us around.
He used to live here.

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Oh, God, Carol.
It was thirty years ago.

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So?

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It must've been great then.
That was fabulous.

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I was young and in love,
and a complete fool.

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But it's the eternal city,
it never changes.

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And I too want to go to see the ruins.
It is Rome after all.

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All those old ruins just depress me.

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I'll get Ozymandias melancholia.

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Besides, I saw it all when I lived here.

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So we'll leave you and then
we'll hook up later. OK?

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I'm just not a good sightseer.
I prefer just to walk through the streets.

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"Ozymandias melancholia",
where did you get that phrase?

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["ARRIVEDERCI ROMA" DI RENATO RASCEL
IN VERSIONE STRUMENTALE]

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Excuse me, are you...
are you John Foye?

128
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Yes. How do you know that?

129
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Right. I recognized your picture
from the Herald Tribune.

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You designed all those shopping malls.

131
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That's how you think of me?
No, I'm an architect.

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Well, studying to be, anyhow.
Really?

133
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Yeah. You... you working
on a project in Rome?

134
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Uh... no, on vacation. I lived in Rome
for a year when I was your age.

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Really? Whe... Where?
Here, Trastevere.

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Yeah? I... I live here,
I'm on Via dei Uffiti.

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That's my old stomping ground.

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I've been wandering around all day,
I can't seem to find it.

139
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Really? No, it's literally
two blocks up to the left.

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Well, I...
What?

141
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Do you... do you want me to show you?
I don't know if I should revisit it.

142
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But... OK, why not?

143
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This honey is from the square in Rome,
right in the middle.

144
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Two euros! But it is good! Oh!
Come on, finish your breakfast. Thank you.

145
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You have to eat. Camilla where is it?

146
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Did you see?
Do you know why there's all this unemployment?

147
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Because people are spoiled
by the latest technologies.

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What movie? - It is too late!
Mangia! Always late!

149
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I think the world will end now that all
the planet speaks Chinese.

150
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Who wants your opinion!
I'm telling you.

151
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They don't give a damn about anyone
or what we think.

152
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We just have to pay taxes.
We pay taxes, right.

153
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Look who it is.

154
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Where were you when I was in the elevator
stuck for two hours?

155
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Being young and unmarried...
Or, at least, one of the two.

156
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Did you see when she did that?
Beautiful!

157
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Don't believe it. - Why?
The weekend is on his mind.

158
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But when?
Always.

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If you want my opinion...
Again?! - Can I say something?!

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I think...

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It was a romantic movie, very interesting.
I did not understand anything.

162
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It's a most beautiful story of"The King's Speech."

163
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It was most beautiful.
What do you mean? - I do not understand.

164
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What was intended by the author.
Why?! - Not at all wanted!

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The incomprehensibility of life...
Let's eat?

166
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Do you see that...
Yes.

167
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If I had to vote for an Oscar,
I'd have doubts. - But you do not vote...

168
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Who is it? Maria! - I want to see.
If I had to vote...

169
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,641
I can't see who it is,
but I think it's Brad Pitt.

170
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,854
"This week we are
interviewing Tony Blair,...

171
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... the winner of Miss Universe,
and Johnny Depp."

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Oh, my God, look at this city!

173
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You're tipping him in euros.

174
00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:25,633
When you realize what you just gave him,
you're gonna have a heart attack.

175
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Well, you know, they gave us
such a great room, Phyllis.

176
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Yeah.
And I'm delighted to be here.

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This is great.
See, you always used to travel for work.

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Isn't it nice to be some place for pleasure?

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No. I... I miss work.
I don't like being retired.

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You know, I... I keep having fantasies that
I'm gonna... gonna wind up an old person...

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in a... in a hotel lobby
watching a communal television set,

182
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drooling with a colostomy bag or something.

183
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You equate retirement with death.
Yes, exactly. Exactly.

184
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Yeah, but it's a fantasy,
because you're not dying.

185
00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,652
No, I'm not dying now!

186
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:05,660
But, you know, it's conceivable
I might one day.

187
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,141
You know, I'm... I'm talking
fifty, sixty years from now.

188
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Can I get a little water, or..?
Sure.

189
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You know, I haven't made my mark, I haven't
really achieved what I wanted to do.

190
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Oh, you did just fine. Your problem was
you just a little ahead of your time.

191
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,798
Hey, I'm way ahead of my time.

192
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You know, you married a very bright guy.
I got... I got a 150, 160 IQ.

193
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You're figuring it in euros,
in dollars it's much less.

194
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Hello!

195
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Oh, darling!
Hi, Mom!

196
00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:44,855
Hi, Dad! How are you?
Good, good.

197
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,324
This Michelangelo.
Hi.

198
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This is my father, my mother.
Nice to meet you.

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Did you have a good trip?
Good trip? Yeah, we have a good trip.

200
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I thought it was all bumpy
when we're landed, but... you know...

201
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Probably you'll read about it on the paper,
if the airline ever recovers the black box.

202
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,851
So our plan is to get married
around Christmas.

203
00:14:04,863 --> 00:14:08,324
Oh, really? Uh... you...
you're a lawyer, Michaelangelo?

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"Michel".

205
00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:12,214
Michel... Michel? They call you Michel?
Yes.

206
00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:15,586
Yes, for the oppressed,
those who cannot pay.

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00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:20,311
Ah, pro bono.
So... she'll be taking in washing soon.

208
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:23,993
Um... would you like a drink or something?
Sure.

209
00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,620
Yeah. Water?
Um... I'm...

210
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:28,119
Would you like water or..?
Yeah, water. - Water is fine.

211
00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:30,640
Hayley told me that you're working
in the music business?

212
00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:36,835
I did. I'm retired. I... I used to work for a
classical music division of a record company.

213
00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:39,216
I was an opera director for many years.

214
00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:45,237
You know, Michelangelo's
great grandfather knew Verdi.

215
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:49,496
Really? Well, I... I staged
some Verdi, I did.

216
00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,390
Basically, I did avant-garde stuff,
atonal things.

217
00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:54,730
But I... I jazzed up a couple of classics.

218
00:14:54,745 --> 00:15:00,708
You know, I did... I did a production of Rigoletto,
where all the characters were dressed as white mice.

219
00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:05,709
I did... I did Tosca once,
and all in a phone booth.

220
00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:07,479
Jerry was ahead of his time.

221
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,964
Yeah, I was... I was a little, you know,
a little fast for mass appeal, but, uh...

222
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:17,671
you know, then... then the productions
got between the critics, and costs, the unions...

223
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:20,002
I'm sorry. You don't like the unions?

224
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:22,736
Well... you know, the unions...

225
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:25,978
You know, without the unions,
the worker would be ground into dust.

226
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:30,867
Yes, I understand where...
what you're saying, Michaelangelo, but I...

227
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,993
"Michel", Michelangelo.

228
00:15:33,213 --> 00:15:35,365
What?
"Michel"!

229
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,954
"Michel"? Yeah.
That Michaelangelo, the painter!

230
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,738
Only with... with him, for some reason,
he's"Michel". Um...

231
00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:45,251
Michelangelo feels very deeply
about the workers.

232
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,745
Excuse me... Excuse me, can you tell me where is
this address?

233
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,874
Er... Er... Ah, yes... ah, yes...

234
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,710
Take the first right.

235
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:07,131
Go a hundred meters.
You will find an ice cream parlor.

236
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:15,098
Then go straight for 50 meters
when there go left.

237
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,141
Thank you.
Your welcome.

238
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,281
At the next traffic light crossing...

239
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,410
There is a seafood restaurant,
you cannot go wrong.

240
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:41,416
It is straight on, turn right, then again
100 meters and turn right again.

241
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:46,421
Do you follow me?
Yes, yes, thank you. Thank you. - Your welcome.

242
00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:40,861
Here, this is where I live.

243
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:46,192
Christ, this might be of my exact street!

244
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:49,159
Can I ask you in for a coffee?
Coffee?

245
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:51,598
Yeah. Yeah, come on in.
Sally makes great espresso.

246
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,803
Sally?
Yeah, my girlfriend.

247
00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:55,933
She's a... she's studying here.

248
00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,196
Hey, Sally!
Hi!

249
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,525
Hey, I brought someone home
who used to live here.

250
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,315
Oh, my gosh!
Yeah. This is John Foye.

251
00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:04,602
This is Sally.
Wow, hey.

252
00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:07,310
Hello. - I know.
Sally. That's so... Wow!

253
00:18:07,323 --> 00:18:09,088
You're right. She's lovely.
She's the best.

254
00:18:09,102 --> 00:18:12,224
Oh, can I give you something to drink?
I can make some coffee.

255
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,357
That'll be great, honey, yeah.
Thank you very much.

256
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:18,977
Oh, my gosh! Uh... my friend, Monica,
she called, she's going to be in Rome,

257
00:18:18,987 --> 00:18:20,824
and I told her she could stay with us.

258
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,122
Ah, well, so I'll finally get to meet her.

259
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:27,354
She just broke up with her boyfriend,
so she's a bit at loose ends.

260
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:29,519
Trouble, trouble in River City...

261
00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:30,638
What trouble? Why... why trouble?

262
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,043
You just gonna love her.

263
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:39,706
She's smart and funny, and interesting.
Men just adore her.

264
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:42,753
I think it's because of the sexual vibe
that she gives off.

265
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:46,144
Um-hm, and how long is she coming for?
Oh, I don't know.

266
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:50,169
Between the breakup and...then
her acting career isn't going that well.

267
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:53,466
Jesus Christ, can't you see
the situation is fraught with peril?

268
00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:54,173
Come on, give me a break.

269
00:18:54,188 --> 00:18:56,050
Her friend is coming. Why do I care?
I'm not looking for anything?

270
00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:58,066
I'm perfectly happy with Sally, and uh...

271
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:03,240
Actually judging from Sally's description of Monica
as kind of like a neurotic unpredictable type.

272
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:09,652
Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also
neurotic. It's like filling an inside straight.

273
00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:14,432
"Monica"... even her name is hot.

274
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,103
Congratulations. - Yes?
I have a super gift for you.

275
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,607
What gift?
-A special gift for a special man.

276
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,818
What is this special gift?
It's Me!

277
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,613
I'm already all paid for.
I'm all yours, all yours.

278
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,491
Look, there must be a mistake.
You can do whatever you like.

279
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:06,495
Ah, yes? Please, go away.
I cannot. You're upset.

280
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:12,084
Who..?!
They told me that you're stressed and
you'd be surprised.

281
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,630
But you are the lucky winner.
Winner of what?!

282
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,382
The winner of the contest.
But what contest?

283
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:23,137
Domi and Fabio have paid me and told me
to congratulate you.

284
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,640
That they were wrong and that you need
to accept their apologies.

285
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:31,354
These two gentlemen I do not know them.
Will you leave?
I will not tell.

286
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,649
I am here to fulfill your dreams.

287
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,652
Please, Miss. Leave!

288
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,905
But you're Mr. Debroca,
room 504.

289
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,783
I'm not Mr. Debroca
but the room is right.

290
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,787
Please, leave now...
Is anyone there?

291
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:54,001
Sorry, sorry.
I told you to wait.

292
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,880
No, it's not like you think.
Have a seat, please.

293
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,133
We were to meet at noon, the door was open...

294
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:06,639
So you do not enter without knocking!
Nice way to meet your wife!

295
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,684
This is not my wife.
No!

296
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,812
I hope you're joking.

297
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,525
Of course I'm kidding.
She's my wife.

298
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,903
I am Uncle Paul.

299
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,156
Giovanna.

300
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,450
Uncle Sal.

301
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,911
Aunt Rita.

302
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,663
Anna.

303
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,918
Anna! But isn't your name Milly?
Milly?..

304
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,964
Milly, of course, Milly.
Anna is the second name.

305
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,216
Milly!
Milly.

306
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:46,304
We will be waiting downstairs,
don't worry. Come on.

307
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,932
Paul... - Yes
Yes, yes. - See you later.

308
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,983
I want to die! My life is over!
I am ruined!

309
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,986
Tell them the truth,
that there was a mistake.

310
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:06,490
But how?! They've seen us
on the bed! I am in my underwear...

311
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:12,246
They won't understand... What they'll think...
I'll never convince them, it's useless.

312
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:17,585
They will think I called an escort.
Why did you jump on me?

313
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,629
I was paid to make love with Mr.
Debroca.

314
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:24,717
And leave the door open! - Yes
Are you an idiot? - I thought it was closed.

315
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,513
They're the kind of people who think
they are in charge of everything.

316
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:33,017
Milly's coming.
We have to get out of here.

317
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,644
You have to pretend to be my wife.

318
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,774
I pretend to be your wife?
I'm no actress. Plus...

319
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,527
You just called me an"idiot".
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

320
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:49,033
I need your help because if
Milly comes, I'll jump out the window.

321
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,912
Do you not understand that sooner or later
they'll discover everything?

322
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,748
I need time,
then I'll think of something.

323
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,793
It is important that we leave immediately
and get away.

324
00:22:59,526 --> 00:23:02,747
Can you walk faster?
I'm walking fine. Relax.

325
00:23:02,831 --> 00:23:04,641
Her flight should've landed.

326
00:23:04,656 --> 00:23:06,622
Right, by the time she goes through customs
and luggage it'll be about an hour.

327
00:23:06,641 --> 00:23:08,911
I hope you don't fall in love with her.

328
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:10,997
In love with her? What...
what the hell does that mean?

329
00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:16,306
Well, men always just go crazy for her.
Well, I'm... I'm crazy for you.

330
00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:19,244
OK, That... that's her.
Monica!

331
00:23:20,704 --> 00:23:26,241
Hi!
Hi! It's so good to see you!

332
00:23:26,397 --> 00:23:30,755
You look so great!
Stop it!

333
00:23:31,408 --> 00:23:32,758
Nothing special, right?

334
00:23:32,769 --> 00:23:36,080
No, nothing special at all.
Like... I got no buzz.

335
00:23:36,093 --> 00:23:38,330
I mean, look at her,
this... this is the hot"femme fatale"?

336
00:23:38,344 --> 00:23:40,513
Of course, she has been flying for 14 hours.

337
00:23:40,527 --> 00:23:44,185
But you would admit
there is something about her.

338
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,373
All I can say is that if something
is clicking, it's so subconscious,

339
00:23:47,378 --> 00:23:48,473
I'm... I'm totally unaware.

340
00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:51,339
She's no big deal, certainly not
some formidable heartbreaker.

341
00:23:51,351 --> 00:23:53,862
She's... she's a disheveled out of work actress.

342
00:23:53,872 --> 00:23:56,656
...for so long, now you're here. I just...

343
00:23:56,673 --> 00:23:59,011
Hi! Hi, I'm Jack.
This is Monica.

344
00:23:59,026 --> 00:24:00,176
Hi, it's so nice to meet you.

345
00:24:00,194 --> 00:24:02,488
I'm sorry. I mean, I must look awful.

346
00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:05,745
Please don't make any snap judgments.
No, you look fine.

347
00:24:06,364 --> 00:24:08,126
I just... I can never sleep on the plane.

348
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,638
I had a Scotch and three Ambien,
but still...

349
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:13,985
Pretty cozy this ride into town.

350
00:24:14,002 --> 00:24:16,392
I keep telling you
I have no interest in Monica.

351
00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:19,440
I just hope having her around is
not gonna interfere with my work.

352
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:24,880
But there is an element of excitement,
a germ, a spark, one molecule...

353
00:24:24,891 --> 00:24:26,180
God...

354
00:24:26,191 --> 00:24:29,961
I see it so clearly now.
But I'm older.

355
00:24:30,544 --> 00:24:32,336
Thank you, the dinner was great.
Thanks.

356
00:24:32,358 --> 00:24:34,942
Ah, yeah, you're becoming
a really great Italian chef.

357
00:24:34,986 --> 00:24:39,738
Well, I figured it was her first
night here, so...uh, why not stay in?

358
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,950
Yeah, it's perfect,
just the three of us.

359
00:24:41,976 --> 00:24:44,990
Wha... what are you reading?
Oh, the poetry of Yeats.

360
00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:47,723
"The gong-tormented sea."

361
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:48,838
Yeah... yeah, you know it?

362
00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:51,921
Do you wanna talk about
the breakup with Donald?

363
00:24:51,937 --> 00:24:56,924
Well, Donald was gay. Um, it was my ego
that thought I could change him,

364
00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:59,815
and I couldn't. Believe me, I tried.

365
00:24:59,828 --> 00:25:01,632
Yeah? How does one try?

366
00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:06,302
Well, I mean... I don't wanna
get graphic, but...

367
00:25:06,315 --> 00:25:09,710
I mean, let's just say that
I gave it my all.

368
00:25:09,728 --> 00:25:12,317
And it's such a shame,
because he's so brilliant,

369
00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:13,912
and he's so wonderful out of bed.

370
00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:16,633
I mean, so much fun to be with.

371
00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:19,746
I... I tried to show him
how sex with a woman...

372
00:25:19,762 --> 00:25:24,605
...could be as exciting or even more so
than with someone from his own sex.

373
00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:28,277
Then he tried, he... he did try.

374
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:31,287
But in the end, I... uh,
I struck out. So...

375
00:25:31,301 --> 00:25:34,834
I remember you saying how much fun
you have when he took you to Paris.

376
00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:36,537
Have you ever had sex with a man?

377
00:25:36,558 --> 00:25:39,290
Me? Se... sex with a man?
God! No...no, no!

378
00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:42,722
I mean, no. It's not something
I'm interested in. I never doing...

379
00:25:42,737 --> 00:25:47,769
Why are you blushing?
Probably because you wanna try it.

380
00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:51,265
Look, I always had a little yen
for sleeping with a woman,

381
00:25:51,282 --> 00:25:56,641
and when I finally did,
and it was... was very intense,

382
00:25:56,662 --> 00:26:00,252
it was very exciting but unnerving.

383
00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:02,007
I really have no repressed...

384
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,762
I... I shot this TV movie once, and...

385
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,967
one of the scenes it was with this
incredible lingerie model.

386
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:11,526
I mean, she was to die.

387
00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:14,929
And... and for whatever reason,
I... I get this message one day...

388
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:19,541
...from the assistant director that Miss Lee
would like me to go to her dressing room.

389
00:26:19,737 --> 00:26:24,959
And why she was so suddenly
obsessed with me, I don't know.

390
00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:30,078
And... and I go.
And she's in her robe.

391
00:26:31,116 --> 00:26:37,422
And she takes it off,
and gives me a big hug and kiss.

392
00:26:38,185 --> 00:26:47,116
And I just become crazed.
I mean, I become so excited.

393
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:51,280
I mean, she was just
too beautiful to turn down.

394
00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:54,936
We had the thing for like...

395
00:26:55,025 --> 00:27:01,503
Three months. Yeah, it was like
being in an erotic dream.

396
00:27:01,531 --> 00:27:05,584
And... and on the one hand,
yes, it was very exciting,

397
00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:09,353
but on the other hand,
just very confusing.

398
00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:13,084
And... and that's when I started seeing
the shrink five days a week.

399
00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:17,312
Well, fortunately, Jamal came along,
and we had a great relationship.

400
00:27:18,896 --> 00:27:25,298
And as great as the orgasms were
with Victoria.

401
00:27:25,825 --> 00:27:31,114
They were stronger with Jamal,
and just a lot less bewildering.

402
00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:34,008
Excuse me.

403
00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:36,995
She is something, isn't she?

404
00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:41,410
Yeah, give me... I need a few minutes to
recover from her story, it's still vibrating.

405
00:27:41,431 --> 00:27:42,830
I think she's so fun.

406
00:27:42,914 --> 00:27:44,658
Yeah, but look, finally what she got,

407
00:27:44,687 --> 00:27:48,412
I mean, no... no real acting career,
no relationship that's remotely stable,

408
00:27:48,429 --> 00:27:49,798
sleeping pills, shrinks...

409
00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:52,520
You sound like you try to convince yourself.

410
00:27:53,182 --> 00:27:57,189
Hey, I've got a great idea.
Let's go for a little walk tonight.

411
00:27:57,372 --> 00:28:01,452
Oh, no, I'm exhausted.
But, um... why don't you take her, Jack?

412
00:28:01,465 --> 00:28:04,076
Oh, no... no... no!
God, no! That will be a catastrophe!

413
00:28:04,096 --> 00:28:05,430
Why are you so worried?

414
00:28:05,439 --> 00:28:08,080
You think of me as the seductress,
this is your problem.

415
00:28:08,089 --> 00:28:12,484
Bullshit! You deliberately made up this
provocative story with some lingerie model.

416
00:28:12,495 --> 00:28:14,326
It was true, most of it. OK?

417
00:28:14,342 --> 00:28:17,207
I... I exaggerated a little.
I like to embellish.

418
00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,899
It's part of my creative charm.

419
00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:20,743
Come on! Come on,
why don't you come?

420
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:24,348
Sally, you've go to go along with them.

421
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:21,049
What's the matter?! Are you crazy!
Go! You have the wrong person!

422
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:25,012
Sofia! Sofia!

423
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:28,682
Sofia! Whats happening?!
What do you want?!

424
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,776
Call the police!
Go away! I am serious!

425
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:44,156
I'm going to work!
I have to go to work! These people are crazy!

426
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,075
What is this car?!
You'll be late for the studio.

427
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:52,581
But I'm late for work!
Get in, Get in.

428
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,167
Sofia... come with me.

429
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,852
Hello and welcome to TG3.

430
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:19,107
Today we have a special guest:
Leopoldo Pisanello.

431
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:23,445
Welcome, Mr. Pisanello.
Welcome to TG3. - Thank you, yes...

432
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,740
Excuse me, but why am I here?

433
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,869
To answer our questions,
for our interview.

434
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,872
What did you have for breakfast?
Me?

435
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:40,087
Er... coffee latte and two slices of bread with butter and jam.

436
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,131
Two slices of bread... And how was it?

437
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,884
Good... toasted.

438
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,888
Ah, so you prefer toast.
Yes, that's right, yes.

439
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,766
Why? Can I ask you?

440
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:58,897
I don't know. I just like it.
I usually prefer the toast.

441
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:02,776
White or whole wheat?
White.

442
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,237
So we can say without a shadow of a doubt...

443
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,283
.. Leopold Pisanello prefers two slices of bread toasted.

444
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:15,622
Yes, and a latte... without sugar.

445
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:20,294
Do you shave before or after breakfast?

446
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:31,179
Extraordinary!
Me?

447
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,265
Me?

448
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:43,525
Still here! Enough! Go! Sofia!

449
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,069
Sofia! Go away!

450
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,158
Leopoldo! You were great!

451
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,912
The phone hasn't stopped ringing.
Yes, but...

452
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,706
They want you on tomorrow's news at 20:00.

453
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:02,043
What are you saying! Me? But why?
You're famous!

454
00:32:02,482 --> 00:32:04,707
95...
95.

456
00:32:04,719 --> 00:32:06,375
Oh, I do not know.
I can't find the address.

457
00:32:06,403 --> 00:32:09,719
This is 91. So it's...
This goes down.

458
00:32:09,777 --> 00:32:11,748
That's 93.
Uh-huh.

459
00:32:12,387 --> 00:32:14,894
Can't be 95.
95 is a funeral parlour.

460
00:32:14,904 --> 00:32:17,425
Oh, then we're right!
What do you mean, we're right?

461
00:32:17,442 --> 00:32:19,408
Mr. Santoli is a mortician.

462
00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:21,079
You're kidding?

463
00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:24,060
He owns a funeral parlour,
and don't make an issue of it.

464
00:32:24,149 --> 00:32:27,505
Jeez, the kid's a communist,
the father's a mortician.

465
00:32:27,516 --> 00:32:29,643
Does the mother run a leper colony?

466
00:32:29,672 --> 00:32:31,360
I guess they live up stairs.

467
00:32:31,395 --> 00:32:36,836
Excuse me, 9... 95's... 95?
Yes. 95. Santoli.

468
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,019
Yes, yes.

469
00:32:38,195 --> 00:32:41,682
Someone dead.
No, but it's early.

470
00:32:41,705 --> 00:32:43,813
No, no.
We're Hayley's parents.

471
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,254
Hayley's parents?
Yes.

472
00:32:45,277 --> 00:32:49,085
Welcome, welcome!
Such a big pleasure to meet you!

473
00:32:49,096 --> 00:32:54,100
Oh... I'm sorry. I've not cleaned up.
I work all day, but...

474
00:32:54,113 --> 00:32:56,525
Please, come to our place.
We live over there.

475
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,612
Please, follow me.
Thank you, thank you very much!

476
00:32:58,635 --> 00:33:01,682
Did you have a nice trip?
Oh, it was wonderful, wonderful.

477
00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:06,719
Please, come in.
Mariangela, vieni!

478
00:33:06,743 --> 00:33:09,201
Sono arrivati I genitori di Hayley.
Oh, hello!

479
00:33:09,216 --> 00:33:11,555
Phyllis, Jerry.
So nice to meet you.

480
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:12,298
Buongiorno.

481
00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:16,293
Oh, Mariangela don't speak good English.
No... - No.

482
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:20,058
What do you drink?
Well... wine would be great.

483
00:33:20,674 --> 00:33:23,134
Michelangelo and Hayley
should be here any minute.

484
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:26,227
But if you excuse me now,
I need to go to clean up.

485
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:31,174
Mariangela, open the bottle and pour him a drink.
I'm going to open it.

486
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:35,178
Meanwhile you sit down.
Ok. - Be right back. - Yes

487
00:33:36,856 --> 00:33:38,456
Hello!
Mamma!

488
00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:39,955
Hi. Hi!

489
00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:42,417
You just find the place OK, right?

490
00:33:42,429 --> 00:33:46,578
We just followed a passing hearse,
and here we are, you know.

491
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,318
You have arrived! Well! - Hello.
Taste my specialties.

492
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,550
Oh, Mom, the green ones are
like Tapenade. They're so good.

493
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,965
You should try them, they're amazing.
Oh, OK.

494
00:33:57,313 --> 00:33:58,726
Oh...

495
00:33:59,144 --> 00:34:03,583
Well... I'm sorry.
Excuse me. It's great.

496
00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:06,972
I mean, I try and make this,
but I never get this taste.

497
00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:10,102
She could teach you.
Insegnale a fare I crostini.

498
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:11,927
S�, s�.
No. Oh, no, really.

499
00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:16,041
Come on, free cooking lesson.
I... I don't wanna be...

500
00:34:17,804 --> 00:34:21,017
Have one. I have to kinda...

501
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,810
Please.

502
00:34:28,783 --> 00:34:30,671
Formaldehyde!

503
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:36,740
  # The time has fled... #

504
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:45,082
  # And I die in despair! #

505
00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:53,965
# And I die in despair! #

506
00:34:54,884 --> 00:35:05,769
# And I've never loved life so much!#

507
00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:19,584
Vincer�!

508
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,706
She showed me how to make these, Jerry,

509
00:35:21,742 --> 00:35:25,714
but, of course, she gets mozzarella
fresh everyday from Naples.

510
00:35:25,803 --> 00:35:29,169
What do you do, Phyllis?
I'm a psychiatrist.

511
00:35:29,186 --> 00:35:32,678
Oh! � una psichiatra!

512
00:35:34,786 --> 00:35:37,013
I've never been to Naples,
but I hear it's beautiful.

513
00:35:37,038 --> 00:35:39,327
There's no cooking like in Naples.

514
00:35:39,352 --> 00:35:41,530
You see much of Italy, Jerry?

515
00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:45,119
Jerry, he's asking you a question.

516
00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:49,454
Yes... Naples.

517
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,593
Have you... have you ever
taken singing lessons, Giancarlo?

518
00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:59,697
Singing lessons? No.
What for?

519
00:36:00,851 --> 00:36:04,448
You, well, you have just a natural voice.

520
00:36:04,797 --> 00:36:07,425
I'm not singer.
I sing for me.

521
00:36:07,693 --> 00:36:09,481
Since I was a boy.

522
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:14,207
You have a very very beautiful gift.
Yeah.

523
00:36:14,596 --> 00:36:20,056
But, no. She says that I make only
too much noise around the house.

524
00:36:20,174 --> 00:36:21,690
And no one's ever heard you?

525
00:36:21,703 --> 00:36:24,480
No, he's our own private Caruso.

526
00:36:24,843 --> 00:36:31,168
You have a fantastic voice, have you
ever thought of doing anything with it?

527
00:36:31,252 --> 00:36:33,937
He sings for pleasure, not for money.

528
00:36:34,145 --> 00:36:36,636
Well, there's a great deal
of pleasure in money.

529
00:36:36,647 --> 00:36:40,859
You know, it's green and crinkley, and
you can fondle the bills.

530
00:36:40,882 --> 00:36:43,969
Listen, uh... I'm no singer.

531
00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:48,470
I... I don't know, I...

532
00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:54,758
Is it possible that... that, um...
after dinner, you could sing something for me?

533
00:36:54,774 --> 00:36:58,493
Me? No... I don't know.
I... I become too embarrassed.

534
00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,185
No... no, right here,
just among us... right...

535
00:37:01,212 --> 00:37:04,879
No... no. Please, Michelangelo,
per favore, diglielo anche tu.

536
00:37:05,546 --> 00:37:11,997
I... you know, I... I have a friend
in town here, who's in the recording business.

537
00:37:12,016 --> 00:37:17,651
And... and if... if you would just... if you
would just sing. He's a very knowledgable man.

538
00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:19,767
And... and... you know, if you just...

539
00:37:19,785 --> 00:37:22,791
When you... when you're not busy,
when you're not cremating anybody,

540
00:37:22,901 --> 00:37:26,612
and we just...
Look, he's already said no.

541
00:37:29,358 --> 00:37:32,992
Dad's not a singer. I'm sure you don't
want him to make fool of himself.

542
00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,670
Jerry, back off.

543
00:37:35,596 --> 00:37:39,372
OK, forget it.
I... I'm not gonna say another word. I...

544
00:37:39,854 --> 00:37:43,535
Forget it.
But the guy has a fantastic voice!

545
00:37:43,896 --> 00:37:48,949
This is... You have...
OK, I'm... I'm finished.

546
00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:51,552
The subject is closed.
But... his voice is great,

547
00:37:51,562 --> 00:37:54,585
somebody's got to do something
with this, because he's... he's...

548
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:56,455
Jerry!
Not me! I'm not saying I would.

549
00:37:56,464 --> 00:37:58,824
But... but he's got a fantastic...

550
00:37:58,832 --> 00:38:00,268
The man is a genius,
That's enough.

551
00:38:00,292 --> 00:38:02,353
he's got a natural... great natural...

552
00:38:02,368 --> 00:38:07,126
I'm not saying anything, you know,
I'm... I'm off the subject.

553
00:38:07,232 --> 00:38:12,148
Great voice. Fantastic.
Big star...

554
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,461
What's the name of the hotel?
I can't remember.

555
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:24,592
It's in the center? - Yes, more or less.
It was... was red...

556
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:34,102
We're here. Sorry for the delay.
We have been waiting for you.

557
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:37,230
Er... yes... uh...

558
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:45,363
You couldn't find
something more simple?

559
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:48,700
We need to meet people rather important.

560
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,745
We like you dressed like that.
Like how?

561
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,622
But some of our friends
may not understand.

562
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:58,752
I lost my suitcase on the train,
Then that's it. Oh, well.

563
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:03,882
Well, we have organized a trip,
a private Vatican tour.

564
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:09,012
Beautiful. True love? - Yes,
I know him well. - Come on, then.

565
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:14,017
I hope they let us in.
I don't want to go in!

566
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:18,980
Miss... are you okay?
Yes, yes, thank you.

567
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,901
Thanks, but...

568
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:27,989
Oh, but... but... but you are...
But you are Pia Fusari?

569
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,494
You recognized me?

570
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:38,041
Yes, but you... Oh, my God, but you
are one of my favorite actresses!

571
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,543
I'm flattered.

572
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:46,549
But you walk down the street here
like a normal person?

573
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,761
We're making a movie here.

574
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,183
You want to come and see?
Me?!

575
00:39:55,267 --> 00:40:00,313
Yes!

576
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:04,317
But that is Juliet Falcone!

577
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:11,408
No! There is Luca Jump! I love
Luke Salta, he is so charismatic!

578
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,451
No, I do not believe it!

579
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:18,540
It 's amazing. He painted the ceiling
lying on scaffolding.

580
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:23,837
Working all the time
lying on your back! I can't imagine!

581
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,714
I do, perfectly.

582
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:29,348
Shoot, I'm gonna be late to class.

583
00:40:29,474 --> 00:40:33,227
Could you take Monica around today?
No, I can't. I'm working on my drawings.

584
00:40:33,254 --> 00:40:38,511
Oh, please. She doesn't know Rome at all.
No, I can't. I do not have time to go...

585
00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,563
...to the Colosseum for the millionth time.
Please... just...

586
00:40:40,578 --> 00:40:42,871
Just, please, for me.
Could you do it for me?

587
00:40:42,888 --> 00:40:46,541
Er... OK.
Thank you.

588
00:40:51,868 --> 00:40:52,982
I mean, wow...

589
00:40:52,991 --> 00:40:55,237
That is so impressive.
Oh, I know.

590
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:59,119
The lines, the empty space...
Yeah, exactly. There's a lot of negative space.

591
00:40:59,131 --> 00:41:01,528
Are you sure I'm not taking you away
from anything important today?

592
00:41:01,553 --> 00:41:05,496
No, I think... I'm just worried
I was taking you away from something,

593
00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:07,594
if you had work to do.
No, no, I'm fine.

594
00:41:07,601 --> 00:41:09,292
This is actually my favorite thing to do.

595
00:41:09,307 --> 00:41:12,014
Yeah. If you weren't here,
I'd probably be doing this alone.

596
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,583
I mean, it's incredible that the Colosseum
is still standing after thousands of years.

597
00:41:16,596 --> 00:41:19,607
You know, Sally and I have to retile
the bathroom every six months.

598
00:41:19,622 --> 00:41:23,017
These guys were truly...
truly brilliant architects.

599
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:31,506
I just find it so ironic that there was once this
magnificent civilization and now just these ruins.

600
00:41:32,385 --> 00:41:38,940
I... I call that futile feeling
"Ozymandias melancholia".

601
00:41:39,434 --> 00:41:40,528
OK.

602
00:41:41,781 --> 00:41:45,983
Is this the kind of thing you want to build?
Oh, I would be very proud if I'd done this.

603
00:41:46,027 --> 00:41:48,211
Did you always wanna be an architect?

604
00:41:48,227 --> 00:41:50,681
Ah, you'll laugh if I tell you
what my ambition is.

605
00:41:50,703 --> 00:41:52,906
What? No... no, I won't.

606
00:41:53,069 --> 00:41:59,342
To build radical structures, I mean, to be
scandalous to change the architectural landscape.

607
00:41:59,464 --> 00:42:01,540
Are.. are you interested in architecture?

608
00:42:01,888 --> 00:42:05,770
I'm interested in Gaud�,
Antonio Gaud�.

609
00:42:05,985 --> 00:42:10,799
I mean, for me La Sagrada Familia
is poetry in stone.

610
00:42:10,915 --> 00:42:14,045
Oh, bullshit!
You went six months of college.

611
00:42:14,054 --> 00:42:16,447
You know nothing about architecture
but a few names.

612
00:42:16,463 --> 00:42:19,803
You saw the movie, The Fountainhead.

613
00:42:19,822 --> 00:42:26,841
I just find something so sexy
about an uncompromising artist.

614
00:42:26,857 --> 00:42:34,652
I mean, I would do anything
to spend a night with Howard Roark.

615
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,599
Oh, God save me, save me!

616
00:42:36,613 --> 00:42:39,691
Another young woman wants to
give her body to Howard Roark.

617
00:42:39,705 --> 00:42:41,837
Come on, I mean, she is fun to talk to.

618
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:46,546
Yes, and you buy into her bullshit because
she seems to know all the right things to say.

619
00:42:46,570 --> 00:42:48,803
She knows names,
she knows buzzwords,

620
00:42:48,813 --> 00:42:52,950
she knows certain cultural phrases
that imply she knows more than she does.

621
00:42:52,968 --> 00:42:56,688
The Anxiety of Influence,
the Bartok's string quartets,

622
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:59,933
the perversion of the dialectic,
La Sagrada Familia,

623
00:42:59,988 --> 00:43:03,077
"The gong-tormented sea".

624
00:43:03,486 --> 00:43:06,767
So what? I should press her and not let
her get away with the namedropping?

625
00:43:06,796 --> 00:43:07,922
But you didn't.

626
00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:12,014
Yeah, I mean, it's sort of charming
that she's a con artist.

627
00:43:12,025 --> 00:43:16,748
Yes, she does have a certain
something which trumps logic.

628
00:43:16,759 --> 00:43:22,005
So, go ahead, walk into the propeller.

629
00:43:22,939 --> 00:43:26,455
So was it OK with Monica today?
Or did she just drive you crazy?

630
00:43:26,469 --> 00:43:29,416
Yeah. I don't have enough time to spend
squiring her around, you know, I'm trying to work.

631
00:43:29,426 --> 00:43:32,124
I started having those insecure
thoughts again today.

632
00:43:32,137 --> 00:43:33,146
Please stop.
No...

633
00:43:33,158 --> 00:43:36,917
Because I thought maybe it was a bad idea that
I put you guys together for the whole day,

634
00:43:36,932 --> 00:43:38,807
because what if you ended up attracted to her.

635
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:41,537
Please stop worrying. She's a
self-obsessed pseudo-intellectual.

636
00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:42,911
I mean, she's pretty, but so what?

637
00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:45,686
She is, she's very pretty.
Yes, she's very pretty.

638
00:43:45,702 --> 00:43:49,499
I mean... I mean, not conventionally.
I'd like to see her with someone.

639
00:43:49,509 --> 00:43:51,087
Who do we know?
We must know someone...

640
00:43:51,103 --> 00:43:52,835
Grazie.
...to fix her up with?

641
00:43:52,845 --> 00:43:57,050
Yeah, I'm sure we can scare somebody up.
Who?

642
00:43:57,106 --> 00:44:01,091
What about Leonardo Basso?
Yeah, we exercise together. He's...

643
00:44:01,101 --> 00:44:03,205
he's nice-looking, and he's smart,
and he makes good dough.

644
00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:05,681
Actually, I think he broke up with
some girl who was also an actress.

645
00:44:05,697 --> 00:44:09,075
I think he'd be the perfect choice for Monica.
That's great. Could you... can you call him.

646
00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:11,179
Yeah. I'll be the matchmaker.
Great.

647
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,318
Please sit down, Mr. Pisanello.

648
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:20,823
This will be your new office.
My new office!

649
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,826
.. but I'm not an employee.

650
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,829
Very funny.

651
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:32,460
Serafina, come. Look. We have
a famous person in our company.

652
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,963
Good morning. - Take care of him,
Give him everything he needs.

653
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:39,967
All day.
With pleasure. - Thank you.

654
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:42,470
You will take care of me
all day? - Yes

655
00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:46,808
Whatever you need,
I'm here. - Yes

656
00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:58,444
Calm down.

657
00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:03,366
How was your day?
My day? - Yes

658
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,868
It's been good.

659
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:10,373
Oh, I did spill coffee on some documents,
but I avoided spilling all of it.

660
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,625
The rest of the day went good.

661
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,462
Did you hear that? Mr. Pisanello
happened to spill his coffee.

662
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:21,509
But his reflexes
avoided a tragedy...

663
00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:24,345
.. with no probable loss of human lives.

664
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:26,389
Why did he spill the coffee?

665
00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,892
It will be on the news at 21:00,
with our distinguished guests...

666
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:34,480
.. the leaders of Italy,
the ambassador of Brazil and the UN.

667
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,733
Mr. Pisanello...a statement.

668
00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,901
A statement!
Yes, a statement.

669
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:45,116
A statement... so?
Tell us anything. - So?

670
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:49,412
I think... I think... Ah, maybe it's going to rain.

671
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,790
You heard it. Pisanello
Leopold says it could rain.

672
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,251
Can you tell us how you will sleep tonight?

673
00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:59,380
Normally I sleep on my back.

674
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,175
Leopoldo Pisanello says
he sleeps on his back.

675
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,178
You never sleep on your stomach?

676
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:09,932
No, I suffer a bit 'of gastritis.
Not a serious thing...

677
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,518
On my belly I don't like like it that much...
How much?

678
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:16,814
Enough! Please! Stop it!
It 's important! - Enough!

679
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,776
Enough! Go!

680
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:23,404
What do you want from me?! How to sleep...

681
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:29,202
What do you think? I only have these printed dresses.

682
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:32,955
I have to buy something now that you're so famous.

683
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:36,834
Sofia, I'm tired, I have a headache.
Forget it.

684
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:40,421
I had a terrible day.
Let's not go to the premiere of the film.

685
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:45,343
But we must go!
We have to keep up our image.

686
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,179
Sofia, but who cares!

687
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:52,600
Do you really think anyone cares if Leopoldo Pisanello
doesn't attend the premier of a film?

688
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:58,439
Sure!
But Sofia, I am Mr."Any Fool".

689
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:02,985
And you're my wife, the wife of
Mr."Any Fool".

690
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,822
But you said you'd go.

691
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,467
It's Gina Francone.

692
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,265
Ah! It's Tony Branca.

693
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:39,522
There he is. Good evening.
Good evening.

694
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:42,900
But who do I see? Here he is!
Leopoldo Pisanello.

695
00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:49,907
He is accompanied by the lovely Sofia.

696
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:54,912
Very elegant, with that dress.

697
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:59,500
Yes, Sofia is wearing a printed cotton dress.

698
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,796
.. And a coat that seems to match.

699
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:08,050
Yes, definitely. - And I
I've never... a ripped stocking.

700
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:13,264
We're checking. Yes, it is a
rip in the left stocking.

701
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:17,810
Lady Pisanello, the run in the stocking,
tell us, it's desired?

702
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,772
I have a run? - Yes,
very impressive, very fashionable.

703
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,816
Don't we not see it, Martina?

704
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:27,069
Then we will see you soon in Cannes?
Absolutely.

705
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,906
Well, sorry, but there's Gina Franconi.
Please.

706
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:34,702
Mr. Pisanello. - Yes? - I am
Marisa Raguso, your fan. - Thank you.

707
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:40,041
I think you are very very sexy,
most of all these players "frocetti"...

708
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,168
.. Making superhero movies.

709
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:46,422
Sure. - It would be nice to have a little
more time to talk.

710
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:50,426
Let me know what you think of the
cultural situation in Italy. - Me?

711
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:55,556
Tell you what, I'll give you my phone number.
Call me.

712
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:58,851
Your Number?
Anytime. - All right.

713
00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:04,982
Mr. Pisanello, tell us the truth.
Do you wear briefs or boxers?

714
00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:10,863
Boxers, large, white.
I knew it! I always knew!

715
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:15,451
It 's clear, a type of boxer.
It 's cool! I knew it!

716
00:49:14,959 --> 00:49:19,377
Non dimenticar le mie parole

717
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:23,911
bimba tu non sai cos'� l'amor

718
00:49:23,978 --> 00:49:28,175
� una cosa bella come il sole

719
00:49:28,436 --> 00:49:32,547
pi� del sole d� calor

720
00:49:32,908 --> 00:49:37,380
Scende lentamente nelle vene

721
00:49:37,446 --> 00:49:41,788
e pian piano giunge fino al cuor...

722
00:49:43,384 --> 00:49:47,138
So, er... what're you thinking now that
you've fixed her with your pal?

723
00:49:47,172 --> 00:49:47,993
I don't know.

724
00:49:48,006 --> 00:49:51,611
Sally and I thought it would be a fun idea
to come out and visit these ruins.

725
00:49:51,634 --> 00:49:53,827
Yes, so then what occurred?
What is it?

726
00:49:54,096 --> 00:49:57,741
I don't know. I just... I know
I regreted introducing her to Leonardo.

727
00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,213
Yes? You're jealous?

728
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,606
Yeah, all of a sudden,
I want to get her alone in a room...

729
00:50:00,627 --> 00:50:03,109
...and tell her I've loved her.
Isn't that stupid?

730
00:50:03,133 --> 00:50:06,363
I had never felt anything until
this afternoon, and suddenly...

731
00:50:07,121 --> 00:50:15,249
Her face got to me, and I... I loved how
she... she wore her hair. She looks great.

732
00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:23,842
How do you like Monica?
Oh, she's lovely.

733
00:50:24,392 --> 00:50:28,344
I can't wait to see her again.
Oh, yeah? You're gonna... gonna see her again?

734
00:50:28,391 --> 00:50:32,362
Tomorrow night.
I think Sally and I are free Tomorrow night.

735
00:50:32,418 --> 00:50:34,034
I think it's better
if there's just the two of us...

736
00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:37,482
Prego. Subito.
Ci porta il menu, grazie?

737
00:50:41,217 --> 00:50:44,264
Giancarlo, I took the liberty
of calling my friend,

738
00:50:44,283 --> 00:50:46,798
and I set up an audition for you
with the recording comp...

739
00:50:46,817 --> 00:50:48,290
I told you no.

740
00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:50,960
But why? What do you
have against live people?

741
00:50:50,975 --> 00:50:55,162
You... your whole life, you can't just
deal with the people of rigor mortis.

742
00:50:55,176 --> 00:51:00,322
You've got a great voice. You should be...
you should be singing Pagliacci for multitudes.

743
00:51:00,338 --> 00:51:01,790
You... you know.
Pagliacci?

744
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,161
Pagliacci, yes!
You... you were born to play that.

745
00:51:05,171 --> 00:51:07,722
I've always dreamed of singing Pagliacci.
Yes, I know!

746
00:51:07,738 --> 00:51:09,585
Of course, 'cause you're a natural.

747
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:13,992
That's... uh, you know, stick with me,
we can go very far, really.

748
00:51:14,006 --> 00:51:16,002
We?
We, yes!

749
00:51:16,013 --> 00:51:17,728
I would... I would manage you,

750
00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:21,627
and I... I will direct you or put on
the greatest production of Pagliacci.

751
00:51:21,651 --> 00:51:25,340
I'm telling you I know exactly what to do,
I... You have to believe me.

752
00:51:25,394 --> 00:51:28,920
I... I don't know why I'm shouting,
you know, you're two inches in front of me.

753
00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:30,578
Trust me.

754
00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:40,044
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!

755
00:51:42,045 --> 00:51:46,742
Tu pure, o Principessa,

756
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:51,004
nella tua fredda stanza,

757
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:59,832
guardi le stelle che tremano d'amore,

758
00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:05,487
e di speranza!

759
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:12,914
Ma il mio mistero � chiuso in me;

760
00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:17,243
il nome mio nessun sapr�!

761
00:52:17,257 --> 00:52:22,067
No, No! Sulla tua bocca...

762
00:52:22,078 --> 00:52:26,073
Tramontate, stelle!

763
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:28,179
Vincer�!

764
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:35,367
Vincer�!

765
00:52:39,864 --> 00:52:42,133
How did it go?

766
00:52:42,179 --> 00:52:44,888
You know what? Ask your father.

767
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:46,569
Uh-oh...

768
00:52:47,351 --> 00:52:50,938
I'm so sorry, Jerry. I let you down.
No...

769
00:52:51,396 --> 00:52:54,733
You should've seen his face.
He knew what's terrible.

770
00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,720
It wasn't terrible, you know.

771
00:52:56,735 --> 00:53:00,789
Yes, if you... if it was at La Scala where
they would've been throwing fruits and vegetables,

772
00:53:00,812 --> 00:53:04,261
yes, they would have.
But, uh... this was a cold audition room.

773
00:53:04,305 --> 00:53:08,306
It's all fantasy. You imagine
his voice is better than it really is,

774
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,634
because you're searching for an excuse
to come out of retirement.

775
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:14,962
Hey, don't psychoanalyze me, Phyllis, OK?

776
00:53:14,982 --> 00:53:17,983
You know, many have tried, all have failed.

777
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:22,840
I didn't... My brain doesn't fit the usual
id, ego, superego model.

778
00:53:22,886 --> 00:53:26,089
No, you have the only brain with three ids.

779
00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:29,359
Se mangiamo qualcosa,
ci sentiremo sicuramente meglio.

780
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,167
Non ho fame.
It was a foolish idea to begin with.

781
00:53:32,187 --> 00:53:35,929
Well, you father is a grown man,
I mean, he can make his own decisions.

782
00:53:35,941 --> 00:53:37,624
I don't know why you showed up at all.

783
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,878
You know, you were sitting there
with a disapproving face,

784
00:53:40,904 --> 00:53:44,632
very sour through the whole thing.
Maybe you made your father nervous.

785
00:53:44,647 --> 00:53:46,660
I came because he's a simple man.

786
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,473
And I didn't want to send him alone
into a tank of shark of the music business.

787
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:54,051
Tank of shark?
Wow, you think my father is a shark?

788
00:53:54,073 --> 00:54:00,854
In the aquatic world, I've been likened to
a spineless jellyfish, but that's about it.

789
00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:04,603
Look, you defend your father,
bacause he's a family, and I understand.

790
00:54:04,615 --> 00:54:08,056
But he is wrong.
No, I defend him because you're wrong.

791
00:54:08,077 --> 00:54:10,849
There's no sin in trying something and failing.

792
00:54:10,861 --> 00:54:12,832
I don't want to say anything,
but I told you:

793
00:54:12,852 --> 00:54:18,568
You choose projects that are doomed to fail.
You get some kind of payoff out of failing.

794
00:54:18,608 --> 00:54:22,316
What projects do I choose
that are doomed to fail?

795
00:54:22,330 --> 00:54:25,301
Rigoletto, with everyone
dressed like white mice.

796
00:54:27,471 --> 00:54:33,141
Can you hear him?
Is that not a gorgeous voice?

797
00:54:33,185 --> 00:54:36,809
Sure, what good it is
if he can only do it in the shower?

798
00:54:36,834 --> 00:54:39,348
Well, but you admit he can...

799
00:54:40,567 --> 00:54:45,206
He's right, Jerry.
Everyone sings great in the shower.

800
00:54:45,489 --> 00:54:51,258
That's right...
He does it in the shower.

801
00:54:51,307 --> 00:54:54,388
Dad, even you sing in the shower.

802
00:54:55,186 --> 00:54:57,051
I know, I...

803
00:54:57,563 --> 00:55:03,144
In life I have a terrible voice, but
when I'm soaping myself under a hot water,

804
00:55:03,173 --> 00:55:07,566
I sound just like Eartha Kitt.

805
00:55:07,584 --> 00:55:09,842
You look strange.

806
00:55:09,888 --> 00:55:14,094
Phyllis, I'm having...
There's a psychological term for this.

807
00:55:14,142 --> 00:55:17,385
I'm having a breakthrough or an epiphany...

808
00:55:17,395 --> 00:55:19,727
Wha... what is that term for what I'm having?

809
00:55:19,741 --> 00:55:21,635
A death wish.

810
00:55:24,195 --> 00:55:29,241
Bravo, you were fantastic. Come,
let me introduce a fan of yours.

811
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:33,120
She has seen all your movies.
Milly, right? - Yes, Milly.

812
00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:38,959
Hi. - I'm sorry.
So you're one of my fans. - Yes

813
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,839
I have seen all of your films.
I'm so flattered.

814
00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:48,635
No, it's true. - Yes? -
I believe that you are an amazing actor.

815
00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:54,725
When you play an Arab or
terrorist or a divorced father...

816
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,395
I always dreamed of being able to meet you.
- Can we have lunch together?

817
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:05,152
What? You and I! - Eh.
Together? - I only have an hour.

818
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:09,406
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

819
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:14,661
You are the sexiest man in Rome,
second in World Film. Did you know?

820
00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,872
Yes, that's what they tell me.

821
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,916
Shall we?
Yes

822
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,669
Thank you.

823
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:27,674
Do you want to have many children?
No, children? No.

824
00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:32,179
You become their slave.
Diapers, schools, diseases...

825
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:36,517
Then they grow up, they leave,
and you never see them anymore. - Not so.

826
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:40,270
For me it was so.
You see, I ran away from home.

827
00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:45,317
My father was a drug dealer and
stole for my mother in stores.

828
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:49,154
What could I do?
Was I not right?

829
00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,957
Look!
He's a great actor.

830
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:06,422
There is the actor, Luchino Salta.
Where? - Yes, that's him.

831
00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:09,466
But he's married.
Who's that with him?

832
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,972
What's up? What is it?

833
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:17,808
I'm fine, I'm fine.

834
00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:23,564
I cannot believe you are here
to lunch with me.

835
00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:27,109
But I am the lucky one, you know?
I usually eat alone now.

836
00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:30,988
No! You alone? You are married,
it is written all over the papers.

837
00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:36,076
Marriage is like wine:
it is a wonder if it is good, if not...

838
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:42,207
We split up. The press does not know.
It's still a secret.

839
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:45,252
Of course.
No, I won't say anything.

840
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:52,134
What are they doing?
He??looks into her eyes. He wants her.

841
00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:59,850
I'd like for you to stop by and watch me
on the set this afternoon.

842
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:04,104
So you can give me some advice,
and you can tell me what you think...

843
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,900
Then, perhaps,
we can go to my hotel to talk about it.

844
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:12,029
Because, you are interested in my ideas?

845
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:16,909
Should I be interested in something else?
No, no. - Ah. - No, absolutely

846
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:21,163
It's just that Anthony, my husband, always says
my head is in the clouds.

847
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:24,041
This, perhaps, is a bit true, but...

848
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:26,502
He doesn't take your ideas seriously?

849
00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:30,172
No, not seriously, respects them, but
they are scientific.

850
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,550
Yes, because I am a high school teacher.
I teach astronomy.

851
00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:36,178
Who would think?
Yes

852
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:41,141
So I would doubt you are interested in
my ideas for acting.

853
00:58:41,142 --> 00:58:44,645
Astronomy, then the sky,
the planets, the stars...

854
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,398
You're... you are... Wait, I do not mean
- I say nothing.

855
00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:53,654
Are you the scales? (Libra)
No, I'm Sagittarius. - Oh...

856
00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,697
He took her hand.

857
00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:02,955
She should give him a slap.
No, actually, I'm sure she likes it.

858
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:14,466
Are you hurt?
No... not.

859
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:18,720
Good morning. We are at the home of Mr. Leopoldo
Pisanello.

860
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:23,600
It's half past seven, and Mr.
Pisanello is shaving...

861
00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:29,481
.. an event that we document
from first to last gesture.

862
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,734
Mr. Pisanello is having his hair cut.

863
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:37,364
Look, just a trim.
He opted for only a trim.

864
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:53,380
Sorry. We are all full.
There are no tables.

865
00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:58,260
You must be wrong. My husband booked
yesterday. - There must be a mistake.

866
00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:01,638
How is this possible?
There's no table? Okay, we'll come back again.

867
01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,392
No, Mr. Pisanello.
Please, this way.

868
01:00:05,476 --> 01:00:08,729
What a shame! - What manners!
How dare you!

869
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:11,231
But we are loyal customers!

870
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:14,985
They are right. They were in line
before us. - Nonsense.

871
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,029
Please, this way. Come in.

872
01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:25,912
When I saw you in the office I could not resist.

873
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,790
They say that power is an aphrodisiac.

874
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:35,172
And who is she?
My best friend.

875
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:40,052
I promised her you'd have sex
with her after me.

876
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:43,138
This will be one of the happiest days of her life.

877
01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:46,183
You know, he's worried
because he is married.

878
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:52,689
Mr. Pisanello, for you
rules do not count. You're special.

879
01:00:54,856 --> 01:00:57,148
Yes, yes, I... I...
I agree with you completely.

880
01:00:57,158 --> 01:01:02,176
I mean, this first time I read The Myth
of Sisyphus, my whole life changed.

881
01:01:02,186 --> 01:01:04,656
Yes, yes.
And, of course, the Russians.

882
01:01:04,673 --> 01:01:06,424
Dostoevsky, thank you.

883
01:01:06,439 --> 01:01:08,426
Stavrogin's Confession?

884
01:01:08,441 --> 01:01:09,261
And Kierkegaard.

885
01:01:09,274 --> 01:01:11,525
I mean, you can feel his pain.

886
01:01:11,541 --> 01:01:14,122
Didn't you say that Rilke
was your favorite author?

887
01:01:14,139 --> 01:01:18,765
Ah, Rilke!
"You must change your life."

888
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:21,220
Or was it Ezra Pound?

889
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,872
"Petals on a wet black bough."

890
01:01:24,912 --> 01:01:28,901
Look at this. She knows one line from
every poet just enough to fake it.

891
01:01:28,914 --> 01:01:31,478
I have such a great idea:

892
01:01:31,656 --> 01:01:36,124
Tonight, after they're closed,
we should sneak into the old Roman baths.

893
01:01:36,294 --> 01:01:37,470
Sneak in?

894
01:01:37,570 --> 01:01:39,643
Leo, you know a way, right?
Yeah.

895
01:01:39,661 --> 01:01:41,087
He knows a way in.

896
01:01:41,104 --> 01:01:43,836
Well, it'll be dark, it'll be spooky,
it'll be fun.

897
01:01:43,839 --> 01:01:47,151
You know what? Jack doesn't
do spooky. Believe me.

898
01:01:48,845 --> 01:01:51,225
I love entering places illegally. So...

899
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:54,961
No, I mean... Sure, I mean, I don't wanna...
I don't wanna a spoilsport.

900
01:01:54,994 --> 01:01:58,892
First it's Camus and Kierkegaard,
and now, "I've run out of namedropping,

901
01:01:58,905 --> 01:02:02,604
...so let's break into some baths." Pretty soon,
she'll have you holding filling stations.

902
01:02:02,630 --> 01:02:06,564
I understand from where you sit
it sounds crazy, but from where I sit...

903
01:02:09,637 --> 01:02:12,944
Ok...
Oh, isn't this great?

904
01:02:12,959 --> 01:02:14,970
My God, I can't believe we snuck in here.

905
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,427
I've never seen this at night before.
Quick! - Yeah.

906
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:18,991
It's amazing. How're you doing?

907
01:02:19,005 --> 01:02:21,385
I'm fine... I'm fine. I'm just...
It looks like it's gonna rain, doesn't it?

908
01:02:21,501 --> 01:02:24,457
He can't break any rules.
Wow... wow! OK! That was lightning!

909
01:02:24,476 --> 01:02:26,549
Hey, guys, come on! Let's go! - God is for us.
Are you afraid? Come on!

910
01:02:26,561 --> 01:02:28,488
Well, I'm not afraid.
We're just sitting ducks here. Come on!

911
01:02:28,496 --> 01:02:30,680
Unbelievable!
OK, let's go back to the car.

912
01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:34,358
OK, now it's definitely raining.

913
01:02:34,412 --> 01:02:39,074
Just a little though.
We have to go. We have to come out.

914
01:02:39,438 --> 01:02:40,790
Sally! Sally, come on!

915
01:02:41,213 --> 01:02:43,068
Here! Here, Monica! Here, Monica!

916
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,154
Sally!

917
01:02:45,214 --> 01:02:48,006
Come on! Ah!
Monica!

918
01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:52,752
Oh, this is amazing!
Wow! Yeah.

919
01:02:52,763 --> 01:02:58,059
It's a little loud. Huh! OK.
That means it's close. It's very close.

920
01:02:58,102 --> 01:03:00,979
Actually I went to school where was
a boy who... who got killed by lightning.

921
01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:02,270
Do you hate it?

922
01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:04,355
No, no, I mean, I didn't
mean to imply that I hate it.

923
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,851
I just think storms are so romantic!

924
01:03:09,384 --> 01:03:16,012
You know... you're actually...
You're really beautiful... or wet.

925
01:03:16,745 --> 01:03:21,350
Ah, you're so sweet to say that.
No...no, really. You do.

926
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,655
You know, I just, I... I love it here.

927
01:03:23,673 --> 01:03:28,539
I mean, I... I... think Rome
is so charismatic!

928
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:31,056
Oh, God! Here comes the bullshit!

929
01:03:31,068 --> 01:03:34,072
Will you keep out of the goddamn scene,
and lemme have a moment alone with her?

930
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:38,755
OK, I will allow you your moment,
but remember, I know how it turns out.

931
01:03:38,855 --> 01:03:42,338
I feel like I have completely
fallen in love with Rome,

932
01:03:42,353 --> 01:03:45,401
just this little while that I've been here.

933
01:03:45,457 --> 01:03:49,901
I feel like I... I could spend my whole
life here and just never go back.

934
01:03:49,929 --> 01:03:53,258
I'm sure... I'm sure meeting Leonardo
has a lot to do with that.

935
01:03:53,502 --> 01:03:55,344
Oh!
Oh, my God!

936
01:03:55,841 --> 01:03:58,819
Oh, that one scared me.
Yeah...

937
01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:02,842
If we die, we die together.

938
01:05:01,326 --> 01:05:12,488

939
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:36,619
Amor ti vieta di non amar.

940
01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:53,130
La man tua lieve che mi respinge,

941
01:05:53,551 --> 01:06:09,746
cerca la stretta della mia man:

942
01:06:10,065 --> 01:06:25,530
la tua pupilla esprime"T'amo"

943
01:06:25,639 --> 01:06:45,341
se il labbro dice"Non t'amer�!"

944
01:07:01,453 --> 01:07:06,276
You were absolutely fabulous.
This guy created a sensation today.

945
01:07:06,391 --> 01:07:08,842
I... I see a big future here.

946
01:07:08,861 --> 01:07:09,863
What does this"future" mean?

947
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:12,861
Well... I see New York,
I see the Vienna Opera House,

948
01:07:12,878 --> 01:07:15,499
I see Paris...
All in the shower?

949
01:07:15,528 --> 01:07:18,154
Yes, they love it that he sings in the shower.

950
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,768
They... they identify.

951
01:07:19,788 --> 01:07:22,924
You know, he's gonna be the most
popular opera singer in the world.

952
01:07:22,941 --> 01:07:24,316
Certainly the cleanest.

953
01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:26,616
You don't want to really take
this further, do you, Dad?

954
01:07:26,633 --> 01:07:27,539
Why not?

955
01:07:27,550 --> 01:07:32,614
Yes, I've got big plans for him. I...
I wanna do now a production of Pagliacci.

956
01:07:32,629 --> 01:07:35,219
You father was born to sing that role.

957
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,034
This is decadent stupidity!

958
01:07:37,047 --> 01:07:39,550
My whole life I sing that role
while I'm in the bathroom.

959
01:07:39,565 --> 01:07:44,000
He wanted to do this his entire life.
You're gonna deny your father his shot?

960
01:07:44,013 --> 01:07:45,432
It's your shot, not his!

961
01:07:45,450 --> 01:07:47,680
I resent your tone with my father.

962
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:50,514
I happen to think out of the box.

963
01:07:50,527 --> 01:07:53,602
Oh, out of the box! That's a
very interesting choice of words.

964
01:07:53,608 --> 01:07:58,063
Listen to me: You're retired.
You equate retirement with death.

965
01:07:58,076 --> 01:08:02,009
Giancarlo's an undertaker.
He puts people in boxes,

966
01:08:02,025 --> 01:08:04,338
but you want to think"out of the box".

967
01:08:04,354 --> 01:08:08,539
It's true. If you're channeling Freud,
ask for my money back.

968
01:08:09,050 --> 01:08:12,050
What "Pagliacci"?! What plans?
What airplane?!

969
01:08:12,075 --> 01:08:15,500
Where do you want to take my husband?!

970
01:08:15,062 --> 01:08:17,242
I... I failed high school Spanish.
I really don't...

971
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,000
This is crazy! What does he say?!

972
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:25,000
They already took away your son.
Now he wants to take away you too!

973
01:08:22,955 --> 01:08:25,336
e ora vuole portare via pure te?!
Mariangela, Calma ti...

974
01:08:25,364 --> 01:08:29,300
He's gonna be a big star, big opera star.
Star? But you cannot sing! It's not true!

975
01:08:29,347 --> 01:08:30,765
Non sai cantare!
Ci penso io.

976
01:08:30,775 --> 01:08:34,519
He sings only in the shower.
I... I'm gonna take care of him. Yeah...

977
01:08:34,529 --> 01:08:36,604
No he can't sing.
I'm gonna take...

978
01:08:36,614 --> 01:08:38,924
Enough, enough...
I'll kill him! It will make me feel better.

979
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:39,967
Oh! No!
Hold it!

980
01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:43,841
Hold it! Hold it! Interpose yourself!
Right... right. Great, go ahead!

981
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:45,408
She... she probably won't stab a woman.

982
01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:46,774
No!
Go ahead! Go a...

983
01:08:46,786 --> 01:08:49,872
Calm, Calm! Relax, relax!
Cosa?! Che cosa?!

984
01:08:49,888 --> 01:08:52,330
You have an attitude problem.
Put the knife down.

985
01:08:52,348 --> 01:08:55,702
We're... This is gonna be our...
our mother-in-law here?

986
01:08:56,756 --> 01:08:58,800
We want to introduce you to some people.

987
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:01,761
Mr. Massucci, the administrator of your company

988
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:04,389
has organized this festival to welcome you.

989
01:09:04,431 --> 01:09:10,770
It 's an opportunity to learn about the
top business people in Rome.

990
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:14,691
He spoke very highly of you
and we are eager to meet you.

991
01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:19,654
It would be a nice chance for your wife
to make a good impression too. - Oh, sure.

992
01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:23,533
Don't drink too much, honey.
I'd better have a coffee.

993
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,786
Does anybody want a drink?
No. - Coffee? - No.

994
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,290
Look who it is! Here he is, come on,
I want to introduce my nephew.

995
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:34,085
Good morning! Thank you. Beautiful party.
Meet Antonio.

996
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:39,841
Pleasure. So, here's the famous nephew.
I've heard such great things about you.

997
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:43,428
You have the perfect image for our community,

998
01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:46,598
and image is very important to us.

999
01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:50,351
Do you follow football?
No.

1000
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,109
Is that you?
Yes.

1001
01:09:58,110 --> 01:10:01,613
What are you doing here, Anna?
Milly!

1002
01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:03,823
My wife...

1003
01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:08,870
Hello, how are you? - Well, thank you.
Pleasure. - All mine. - Milly.

1004
01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:14,000
We have to go. - Yes - Sorry.
Hello. Coffee? Thank you.

1005
01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:20,506
Coffee with milk, please.

1006
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:25,261
Anna!
Hello!

1007
01:10:25,262 --> 01:10:29,265
Milly. - Since when?
I'm Milly. - Ok.

1008
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,353
There's my wife.
Do not worry, do not worry.

1009
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:40,235
I was just going to call you.
How about Tuesday? - Usual hours?

1010
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,862
Anna!
Oh God!

1011
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:47,158
Oh, Lady! Hello.
I did not expect to meet you here. - I am Milly.

1012
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,285
Ah, Milly? Anyways, Milly,

1013
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:52,747
can you come by my office
tomorrow at about three?

1014
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,916
I don't know, I have plans.
Okay, I get it.

1015
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,001
Well, if you feel like it, come by at about 3:00.

1016
01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:01,381
I recommend wearing the black bra...
Yes - The thong... - Yes

1017
01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:04,676
But do you go sailing?
No.

1018
01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,679
Hunting?
No.

1019
01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:13,393
Anna, how are you? - How are you all right!
Milly. Milly, Milly.

1020
01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:18,564
I'm so nervous!
I can't afford to make a fool of myself.

1021
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:21,943
The most important men in Rome are here.
Yes, the"cream of the cream".

1022
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:25,905
It 's the whole list of my clients.
I'm so nervous...

1023
01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:29,784
You're too tense, my friend.
Relax or you'll have a heart attack.

1024
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,787
How can I relax when my
life is falling apart!

1025
01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:35,957
How does your wife put up with you if
you're always so nervous?

1026
01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:38,209
Because she loves me for who I am.

1027
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:43,298
And who is this...smooching by that actor
Luchino... what's his name? - Salta.

1028
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:45,425
What smooching?!
You know.

1029
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,844
You said that they only held hands.

1030
01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:50,722
No, there must be an explanation, because
for me Milly is like the Madonna.

1031
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:55,977
The explanation is simple:
He's a movie star, a sex symbol.

1032
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:59,230
And Milly is beautiful and has never looked
at another man.

1033
01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:01,858
But women don't always know themselves.

1034
01:12:01,942 --> 01:12:06,112
Especially those who have a hysterical husband
who fears his own shadow.

1035
01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:10,742
Why the hell does he have to smooch
if he seduces with his eyes?

1036
01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:14,120
You probably couldn't seduce a woman with your eyes.

1037
01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:19,375
I want this job, but
I look like a small minded idiot.

1038
01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:22,503
Your wife was a virgin when you married?

1039
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:26,966
None of your business.
I bet she was, yes.

1040
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:31,971
We did wild things together.
What do you mean by"wild things"?

1041
01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:34,015
Having sex with the lights on?

1042
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:38,853
Believe me, I was not a virgin.
Okay, I was a virgin.

1043
01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:45,526
You need a lesson!
By whom? Certainly not from you.

1044
01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:50,031
And why not?
Everything is already paid for. It 's free.

1045
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:53,034
But there are people.
I don't see anyone.

1046
01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:02,460
Don't let me forget the carrots.
OK.

1047
01:13:02,476 --> 01:13:05,445
You really need all this pasta?
Yeah, I think we need more pasta.

1048
01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:07,675
More pasta? We're not
cooking for a small village.

1049
01:13:07,697 --> 01:13:09,200
Tomatoes.
OK.

1050
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:12,686
Whose idea was this enterprise?
Uh... it was hers. It was Monica's.

1051
01:13:12,697 --> 01:13:14,028
We all agreed to have dinner together.

1052
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,829
Since Leonardo's at work all day,
and Sally's at school,

1053
01:13:16,847 --> 01:13:18,259
Monica suggested we do the cooking.

1054
01:13:18,273 --> 01:13:20,105
Can I make a prediction?
What?

1055
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:23,935
She can't cook.
Apparently there're somethings she can cook.

1056
01:13:23,950 --> 01:13:27,099
Like what?
Like chocolate brownies.

1057
01:13:27,110 --> 01:13:30,360
Brownies? You're going to have
brownies as the main course?

1058
01:13:30,374 --> 01:13:32,600
Yeah... yeah, I think it should be fun.

1059
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,730
Do you think it needs more wine?
Hmm, no...

1060
01:13:37,845 --> 01:13:40,294
I mean, I know the Italians
cook with a lot of...

1061
01:13:40,306 --> 01:13:41,254
There's a lot wine in here.
I can really feel.

1062
01:13:41,264 --> 01:13:43,749
I don't know, it's... you know,
I think it might be the French.

1063
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:44,229
No, let me see...

1064
01:13:44,246 --> 01:13:47,666
I just... I don't want it to be too subtle.
No, it's definitely not subtle.

1065
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,414
Can I taste it?
Yeah, of course, please.

1066
01:13:49,436 --> 01:13:51,897
Hmm... You know, I think it needs...

1067
01:13:51,908 --> 01:13:54,503
You know, I'll get some...
that other wine, that's there.

1068
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,441
The other wine? Are you sure?
We've already finished this one.

1069
01:13:56,449 --> 01:13:57,859
Uh...
OK.

1070
01:13:58,079 --> 01:13:59,551
Oh, oh, we have to put the brownies in.

1071
01:13:59,561 --> 01:14:02,416
Can you bake?
Can I bake? You said you bake.

1072
01:14:02,450 --> 01:14:06,350
Well, no. I can't... I have... I just...
I left the, um... recipe in Los Angeles.

1073
01:14:06,361 --> 01:14:09,436
But, you know, I'll do it. I can do it by
memory. I'm sure I can do it by memory.

1074
01:14:09,461 --> 01:14:11,011
Hey, you wanna just
order from a restaurant,

1075
01:14:11,025 --> 01:14:14,171
and maybe dirty up the kitchen
a little bit, and say we cooked it?

1076
01:14:14,186 --> 01:14:16,170
Well... Yeah, let me check this sauce.

1077
01:14:16,198 --> 01:14:18,268
Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna check it too, actually.

1078
01:14:18,283 --> 01:14:20,770
Oh, do you want, um...
penne or rigatoni?

1079
01:14:20,786 --> 01:14:23,481
Don't put the pasta in now.
They're not gonna be home for hours.

1080
01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:26,724
Hmm... What?
I think I'm a little drunk.

1081
01:14:26,735 --> 01:14:27,743
Really?
Yeah.

1082
01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:28,633
We can just... We can fake it.

1083
01:14:28,644 --> 01:14:30,509
Yeah, I'm... I'm done with this.
Good.

1084
01:14:30,524 --> 01:14:32,051
I'm done with the cooking.
OK.

1085
01:14:32,066 --> 01:14:35,037
I just... I promised Leonardo that
I'd make a really great dinner.

1086
01:14:35,056 --> 01:14:38,630
Yeah... You know, I'm so... I'm so glad
that worked out between you and Leonardo.

1087
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,030
Really. Because, you know,
I'm the one that got you together.

1088
01:14:42,351 --> 01:14:45,710
Yeah, I mean, he, uh... he's nice.

1089
01:14:46,132 --> 01:14:48,981
Sexy. I think you told Sally.

1090
01:14:49,696 --> 01:14:52,084
Hmm... hmm...

1091
01:14:54,162 --> 01:14:58,650
You know, I... Look, this is...
this is the wine talking.

1092
01:14:59,608 --> 01:15:05,542
He's not the most soulful character,
and he's not, um... he's not a sufferer.

1093
01:15:05,648 --> 01:15:07,649
What's... what's so great about suffering?

1094
01:15:07,734 --> 01:15:15,018
Well, I just... There's something attractive about
a man who's sensitive to the agonies of existence.

1095
01:15:17,615 --> 01:15:22,942
God, you would... you would be perfect
to play Miss Julie? The Strindberg play?

1096
01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:26,975
The Miss Julie tactic, I learned it from
a friend of mine, who's a theater director.

1097
01:15:26,985 --> 01:15:29,633
Tell any actress who would be
perfect for the role of Miss Julie,

1098
01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:33,387
and you could have your way with her.
Just so amazed that you would say that.

1099
01:15:33,568 --> 01:15:38,149
I mean, Miss Julie is... is the role
that I was born to play.

1100
01:15:38,162 --> 01:15:41,812
She is me!
How could you know that?

1101
01:15:41,836 --> 01:15:45,594
I have... a kind of non sequitur
question to ask you now?

1102
01:15:46,386 --> 01:15:47,572
What?

1103
01:15:48,723 --> 01:15:51,508
How would you feel if I kissed you?

1104
01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:58,270
Oh, um... That is a non sequitur.

1105
01:15:58,288 --> 01:15:59,902
Our little miss shocked.

1106
01:15:59,914 --> 01:16:02,911
Didn't you see that two minutes ago
she popped tic-tac?

1107
01:16:02,923 --> 01:16:03,968
What do you think that's about?

1108
01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:07,604
I'm serious. I'm serious.
What... what would you think?

1109
01:16:08,726 --> 01:16:11,695
I would think that you're living
with my best friend.

1110
01:16:11,829 --> 01:16:17,219
Yeah, this is true.
And yet, I can't stop myself.

1111
01:16:22,238 --> 01:16:25,019
Oh, that's not good!
Why? You didn't like it?

1112
01:16:25,124 --> 01:16:28,842
No, I... I liked it,
and that's what's not... good.

1113
01:16:28,857 --> 01:16:31,583
And you? Will you ever recover from it?

1114
01:16:31,610 --> 01:16:35,744
No, no, she's... she's perfect. I mean,
this is... this is too good to be true.

1115
01:16:35,756 --> 01:16:39,609
If something is too good to be true,
you can bet it's not.

1116
01:16:40,414 --> 01:16:42,116
I have to have her.

1117
01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:51,917
What are we gonna do about this?

1118
01:16:52,332 --> 01:16:55,628
Are you acting?
Was it a performance?

1119
01:16:55,851 --> 01:16:58,286
I can't do this to Sally in her home.

1120
01:16:58,304 --> 01:17:01,488
No... no, it's OK. It's OK, trust me.
She... she won't be home for hours.

1121
01:17:01,501 --> 01:17:03,984
No, I just mean I...
What?

1122
01:17:04,181 --> 01:17:06,246
I don't wanna do it here.

1123
01:17:06,370 --> 01:17:09,126
For Christ's sakes, what is all this posturing about?

1124
01:17:09,137 --> 01:17:13,363
If you're gonna screw your best friend's boyfriend,
does it really matter what the venue is?

1125
01:17:13,388 --> 01:17:16,656
You will never understand woman.
That's been proven.

1126
01:17:16,669 --> 01:17:20,465
This is not gonna be some ongoing
affair behind Sally's back, right?

1127
01:17:20,490 --> 01:17:24,490
This is one rainy afternoon,
I'm a little bit drunk...

1128
01:17:24,524 --> 01:17:30,922
And yeah, I'm... I'm turned on by you,
but... just not here, not in her home.

1129
01:17:30,935 --> 01:17:33,470
OK. Look, the time for debating
is... is long passed.

1130
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,556
Let's go down to the car.

1131
01:17:36,128 --> 01:17:40,411
Well, the car is different. You can
fuck me in the car. I'm fine with that.

1132
01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,082
Smile! Smile!

1133
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:56,712
My God, you cannot!

1134
01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,839
my cousin!

1135
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:03,052
We met by chance.
I have anything to say, nothing. Come on.

1136
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,596
Nothing, nothing! Please...

1137
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,849
We met by chance!

1138
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,061
I was waiting for my wife.

1139
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:32,498
Be respectful
at least for the procession.

1140
01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:45,886
Roberto, I can't take it anymore.
Why me, Roberto?

1141
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:50,516
What's going on?
Sir, I think you must resign.

1142
01:18:50,517 --> 01:18:54,895
You are very, very famous.
But why?!

1143
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:59,275
Look at this, the pills...
This morning it was full. - Ah. - Mamma Mia!

1144
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:05,865
Why am I famous?
Why? You are famous for being famous.

1145
01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:08,659
But I have not done anything, Roberto.

1146
01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:14,415
Excuse me, but, as I see it, don't all those who are famous
deserve it?

1147
01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:17,752
I don't know! You see that!
You ask for my opinion?!

1148
01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:20,796
Everyone asking for my opinion.
I do not know!

1149
01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,924
All I do is answer questions.
My life is a living hell!

1150
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:27,136
A journalist asked me two days ago if there is a God.

1151
01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,555
I said,"What do I know? I do not know,"
and she was upset.

1152
01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:33,559
"Mr. Pisanello doesn't know if there is a
God" And I do not know?!

1153
01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:36,312
Everyone asks me things...
"Pisanello"

1154
01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:39,565
"How do you scratch your head?
With the right or the left?"

1155
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,650
"With both hands."
"Oh, he scratches with both!"

1156
01:19:41,693 --> 01:19:45,780
There! I scratch my head with
whatever hand I think is best. Okay?

1157
01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:51,952
Some secret! - The way I see it, sir,
I kind of agree with them.

1158
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:57,458
Being a celebrity,
excitement, special privileges...

1159
01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:02,463
.. The adoring crowds who want an autograph,
every woman's dream.

1160
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:06,217
Women! But you do not know...
"I love him!" They kneel!

1161
01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:09,094
"Ah, Pisanello! How beautiful!
He's so beautiful!"

1162
01:20:09,095 --> 01:20:12,223
They all want to be in bed
with me... in threes, fours...

1163
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,308
I have enough problems with two...

1164
01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:19,188
The wife of a man of your caliber
knows he has to be shared with the public.

1165
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,732
It's not normal...
Don't interrupt me...

1166
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,486
Can't I speak to someone without being interrupted...

1167
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,696
Enough!

1168
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:32,451
Take me home! Enough!
I'll report you for violation of privacy!

1169
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,830
You are heartless!

1170
01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:40,125
Bravo!
You're better than I had imagined.

1171
01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:43,963
Why are you so quiet?
Because I have committed adultery.

1172
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,757
Consider it part of your training.

1173
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:49,468
We did some things I've never done before. Never.

1174
01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:54,223
Why not? - Because of Milly.
She would be upset.

1175
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:58,727
But with me you had no problem.
Is it because I'm a prostitute?

1176
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:02,898
With you I felt uninhibited.
But now I feel guilty.

1177
01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:06,235
Milly would never commit adultery.
She would never betray me.

1178
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,404
Maybe she wouldn't mind you
learning something.

1179
01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:12,408
Some things I can't do with
Milly. She's like a saint.

1180
01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:16,996
Yes, like Madonna.
Only where is Saint Milly?

1181
01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:20,916
The virgin Maddona is the one who married her.

1182
01:21:26,923 --> 01:21:32,052
Like this?
It 's beautiful here!

1183
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:35,556
Want a drink?
No, thanks, I cannot.

1184
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,018
But why not?

1185
01:21:40,812 --> 01:21:44,648
Here.
Thank you.

1186
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:50,279
I love the old songs,
those of my childhood.

1187
01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:54,825
they are very beautiful.
when I once danced.

1188
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,453
Eh, yes?

1189
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:04,460
Eh? - You are very good.
Yes, so are you...

1190
01:22:07,213 --> 01:22:09,340
Ma.. didn't you want to talk?

1191
01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:14,595
Nostalgia is my weakness.
Memories are so beautiful.

1192
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:19,183
Did anyone ever tell you
that you're beautiful?

1193
01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:26,190
It is not true, no. My husband maybe
once but never a movie actor.

1194
01:22:26,232 --> 01:22:30,235
Please don't think of me as an actor,
I am a human being like everyone else...

1195
01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:34,865
.. with the same feelings, the same
vulnerabilities, the same desires.

1196
01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:40,871
I'm sorry,...
when you kiss those beautiful women in the cinema...

1197
01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:45,250
.. You seem to me, how should I say...
A crazy man.

1198
01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:49,380
A kiss is just fiction on film.

1199
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:53,384
Yes, I know, but I've always wondered

1200
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:58,097
.. I wondered what it would be like
kissing Luke Salta.

1201
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:03,143
Now you know.

1202
01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:07,773
That was beautiful! - Wonderful?
No, no more.

1203
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:11,527
Wait. Now we take a nap.
What? A nap?

1204
01:23:11,611 --> 01:23:13,654
Well, at this point
I can't go back.

1205
01:23:13,738 --> 01:23:21,036
You're so charming.
No, no, no, no. What a mess!

1206
01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:24,915
I don't see the problem.
Yes there is a problem.

1207
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:27,502
I would love to make love with you...

1208
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:32,297
.. So I could tell my grandchildren something,
but I can't commit adultery.

1209
01:23:32,298 --> 01:23:34,299
Forget the semantics...

1210
01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:39,054
I love all of you.

1211
01:23:39,055 --> 01:23:44,059
My Lady, I do not know what to do.
I do not know what to do.

1212
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:49,064
I love my husband, but I am so curious.

1213
01:23:49,065 --> 01:23:53,277
Life is so short, there are certain moments
already written in destiny.

1214
01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:59,658
This is one of those moments. - No, wait
a moment, please. I must go to the bathroom.

1215
01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:03,912
Don't move. Do not move from there.
Do not go.

1216
01:24:25,646 --> 01:24:26,961

1217
01:24:27,743 --> 01:24:29,670
I sweared I wouldn't do this.

1218
01:24:29,878 --> 01:24:34,473
I know... I know, I know me, neither.
I, uh... I have to tell Sally.

1219
01:24:34,734 --> 01:24:38,629
But you said your relationship was winding
down, I mean, this cannot be because of me.

1220
01:24:38,653 --> 01:24:43,014
No... no, don't say that!
No... no, it is, it is. It's winding down.

1221
01:24:45,605 --> 01:24:50,589
I... I had fantasies yesterday
of us being together.

1222
01:24:50,610 --> 01:24:51,965
Really?

1223
01:24:53,058 --> 01:24:55,210
Exploring Italy, and...

1224
01:24:56,099 --> 01:25:02,176
looking at all the great architecture
of Milan and Venice and Naples.

1225
01:25:03,858 --> 01:25:06,993
You could teach me.
I'm a good teacher.

1226
01:25:09,088 --> 01:25:16,956
We could stay in little towns
in bed-and-breakfasts.

1227
01:25:17,489 --> 01:25:21,545
Listen, Sally's taking her exams
next week at the university, I just...

1228
01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,341
I just don't wanna bring this
to her before then.

1229
01:25:23,357 --> 01:25:24,415
No, of course.

1230
01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:28,784
Yeah, but right after, right after.
I... I love you.

1231
01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:46,765
Okay.

1232
01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:54,439
Who is that?
He seems interesting!

1233
01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:03,323
We're on the road with Aldo Romano.
It is true that you are a bus driver?

1234
01:26:03,324 --> 01:26:05,659
What do you want? I don't understand?

1235
01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:09,329
It 's true that you bring your clothes to the laundry?
Yes, but what do you want?

1236
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:12,708
Do you like hamburger?
No, I don't like it.

1237
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:16,170
Is that a stain on the jacket?
Yes, it's marinara sauce.

1238
01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:19,715
How did this happen?
I have to tell everyone?

1239
01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:24,970
I was eating a plate of rigatoni. Why does it matter to you?

1240
01:26:39,485 --> 01:26:44,823
Gabriel, Camilla, Sofia.
Hello, Dad! - Hello! - Hello!

1241
01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,576
You know it's all over?

1242
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:50,871
It's back to business as usual.
I'm so happy!

1243
01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,749
Now Aldo Romano is all over the news.

1244
01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:59,213
To celebrate we go to eat a pizza in Velletri. I'm buying.

1245
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,007
Who is it?
Aldo Romano.

1246
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:07,338
I think I did really well in exams.
Of course, you did.

1247
01:27:07,352 --> 01:27:09,661
Yeah, you sailed through it,
because you studied hard enough.

1248
01:27:09,674 --> 01:27:10,917
I worked hard?

1249
01:27:10,930 --> 01:27:13,483
Yeah, you did. She doubts herself
for no reason, I don't know why.

1250
01:27:13,499 --> 01:27:15,816
Do you guys want something else?
Uh...

1251
01:27:15,975 --> 01:27:17,179
Sure. No!
No.

1252
01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:19,659
Oh, OK. Alright, well...

1253
01:27:20,677 --> 01:27:22,050
OK.

1254
01:27:24,686 --> 01:27:26,875
You see how confident she is?

1255
01:27:26,893 --> 01:27:30,360
So I'm gonna... I'm gonna take her to dinner,
and I'm gonna talk to her tonight.

1256
01:27:30,387 --> 01:27:32,240
OK. Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, of course.

1257
01:27:32,256 --> 01:27:34,217
In fact, I planned out an
amazing trip for us.

1258
01:27:34,237 --> 01:27:36,865
Believe it or not, I've never been
to the Acropolis or the Parthenon.

1259
01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:38,976
Can we go to Sicily?
Yeah, of course. You know what?

1260
01:27:38,990 --> 01:27:41,181
Actually, we could... we could hire a
sailboat and go around the boot,

1261
01:27:41,199 --> 01:27:42,848
if you want to.
I've always seen pictures of Palermo,

1262
01:27:42,867 --> 01:27:45,559
I just think it is so romantic.
Well... you can see pictures compared...

1263
01:27:45,578 --> 01:27:48,322
...to nothing to being there,
in the real place. We...

1264
01:27:48,629 --> 01:27:50,847
If you wanna... Yeah, sure.
Excuse me.

1265
01:27:51,374 --> 01:27:52,416
Hello?

1266
01:27:52,990 --> 01:27:54,542
No, I can't... Hello?

1267
01:27:55,258 --> 01:27:57,168
OK, I'm gonna see if I can...
Sure.

1268
01:27:57,253 --> 01:27:58,541
Hello?

1269
01:28:03,155 --> 01:28:05,885
It's sad.
What is?

1270
01:28:06,466 --> 01:28:08,731
That you're in love with Monica.

1271
01:28:08,766 --> 01:28:10,854
I just... something about her.

1272
01:28:11,076 --> 01:28:13,880
You know that Sally's in love with you, right?
I know.

1273
01:28:14,303 --> 01:28:17,819
And your common sense tells you that
Sally is the much more sensible choice.

1274
01:28:17,831 --> 01:28:21,131
Yeah, I know.
I know all of that, and yet...

1275
01:28:21,286 --> 01:28:24,571
I can't explain it.
I understand.

1276
01:28:25,555 --> 01:28:26,682
Guess what?
What?

1277
01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:28,560
I got a part.
A part?

1278
01:28:28,619 --> 01:28:29,901
A good part...

1279
01:28:29,918 --> 01:28:33,780
...in a movie. It's a high budget,
it shoots in Los Angeles and Tokyo.

1280
01:28:33,789 --> 01:28:35,703
But where?
I have to leave tonight.

1281
01:28:35,717 --> 01:28:37,739
What was that about a sailboat and Sicily?

1282
01:28:37,755 --> 01:28:41,333
They need me for like five months.
Five months in Japan?

1283
01:28:41,354 --> 01:28:43,964
Uh... one month in Los Angeles,
four in Japan.

1284
01:28:43,994 --> 01:28:46,108
I mean, assuming it all goes on time.

1285
01:28:46,164 --> 01:28:48,143
Oh, I cannot wait to go!

1286
01:28:48,157 --> 01:28:51,891
I mean, it is like my dream and life
to spend time in the far east.

1287
01:28:51,905 --> 01:28:54,154
That's your dream?
Who's in it?

1288
01:28:54,174 --> 01:28:56,808
Justin Brill, Ricardo Ramirez...

1289
01:28:56,827 --> 01:28:58,946
Ricardo Ramirez?
He's a very attractive man.

1290
01:28:58,982 --> 01:29:02,250
And I worked with Justin Brill before,
like when he was married to Rebecca Wright,

1291
01:29:02,261 --> 01:29:07,049
and he had this big mad crush on me.
Well, he's available now.

1292
01:29:07,072 --> 01:29:09,080
This is so exciting!

1293
01:29:09,117 --> 01:29:12,849
I can't wait to get back to Los Angeles,
see my acting coach.

1294
01:29:12,861 --> 01:29:15,920
I mean, no matter what it is like to
visit a place, there's nothing like home.

1295
01:29:15,930 --> 01:29:18,267
Who's directing?
Mark Strombel.

1296
01:29:18,282 --> 01:29:21,342
I... adore him.
I adore his work.

1297
01:29:21,355 --> 01:29:23,843
And you know what?
He's like the only director...

1298
01:29:23,852 --> 01:29:26,547
...that I would trust to direct
the nude scenes that I have to do?

1299
01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:28,834
And although, I hear he does a lot of drugs,

1300
01:29:28,856 --> 01:29:34,923
and somehow, that burnt-out look is
just so... it's just so sexy on him.

1301
01:29:36,142 --> 01:29:37,841
I have to lose some weight.

1302
01:29:38,162 --> 01:29:44,867
I mean, the writer saw me on that TV thing,
and he just... he flipped out over my quality.

1303
01:29:45,050 --> 01:29:46,342
I'm like five pounds or so.

1304
01:29:46,353 --> 01:29:48,845
I'll just start running again.
I'll start running again.

1305
01:29:48,964 --> 01:29:52,965
This part is such a great showcase for me.

1306
01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,973
I... I just hope I can bring my dog.

1307
01:29:54,993 --> 01:29:58,205
I hope it's not like London
where it's so hard to bring a pet.

1308
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,186
Milly Stay calm, stay calm.

1309
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:04,064
Better to go to bed and have a regret...

1310
01:30:04,148 --> 01:30:08,068
.. Or just go and have a
regret for life?

1311
01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:12,072
What do I do? Better remorse, no?

1312
01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:16,326
Better remorse, absolutely.

1313
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:27,295
Yes, better remorse. - Shut up.
What? - Shut up or I'll kill you.

1314
01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:34,719
Now open the door and let's go.
Not a word.

1315
01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:39,975
Are you ready love?
Don't even open your mouth.

1316
01:30:40,059 --> 01:30:43,979
If you do what I say
it will be okay.

1317
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:47,983
Got it? - Yes
Then give me your money and jewelry.

1318
01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:53,447
You know who I am? - No, I don't
and I don't give a damn.

1319
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:57,367
Shut up and stop crying.
Here.

1320
01:30:57,368 --> 01:31:02,122
Give me your wallet.
But don't get up.

1321
01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:06,126
Give me your watch. - Yes
The watch. - Yes

1322
01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,628
Open up.

1323
01:31:08,713 --> 01:31:13,633
Open up, I am in charge of
hotel security.

1324
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:16,011
Open up, Luke!
I know you're there.

1325
01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:20,640
My wife! That's my wife.
Your wife? - Yes

1326
01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,227
But you said you were separated!
Oh, what a fool!

1327
01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:28,106
I do not want to end up like the other woman
in the paper. - I'm finished.

1328
01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:30,484
Oh...

1329
01:31:30,526 --> 01:31:34,279
Listen to me.
Let's do this... you're not finished yet.

1330
01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:38,033
Let's do this. Go to the
bathroom and hide in the shower.

1331
01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:41,745
I'll put her in bed.
Yes - Go and shut the door.

1332
01:31:41,787 --> 01:31:46,041
Together. - Yes, good.
Close. Go to bed.

1333
01:31:46,876 --> 01:31:49,127
Open up!

1334
01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:55,175
Now sir, explain why you
didn't open the door. - Come on.

1335
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:58,011
Come near the bed.
Didn't you hear me knocking?

1336
01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:02,307
What's going on? Are you crazy?
Did you not hear?

1337
01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:06,186
Didn't I hear what? I'm
here with my girlfriend and I was...

1338
01:32:06,270 --> 01:32:08,438
He is not the woman's husband?

1339
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,816
We didn't know!
She said it was her husband.

1340
01:32:11,817 --> 01:32:15,570
You're all crazy! I will sue!

1341
01:32:15,571 --> 01:32:18,573
Please forgive us and please excuse us.
What have you done?

1342
01:32:18,574 --> 01:32:24,829
I do not understand what is happening.

1343
01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:27,207
It was not my fault.
Leave.

1344
01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:31,169
Look, this was not my fault.
Madam, be patient!

1345
01:32:31,212 --> 01:32:37,050
I'm sorry. - I'll call lawyers.
Sorry.

1346
01:32:37,426 --> 01:32:41,179
Anyway, I...
Come, madam. Thank you.

1347
01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:46,726
It shouldn't have to end like this.
I don't know what happened... - Have a seat, ma'am.

1348
01:32:49,188 --> 01:32:51,856
But...
Enough!

1349
01:32:53,442 --> 01:32:55,735
Thank you. A million thanks.
Imagine.

1350
01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:59,447
I take my leave now.

1351
01:32:59,490 --> 01:33:05,328
In fact, here is the watch.
I'll also give you my ring. Take it all.

1352
01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:07,706
Thank you. Really, thanks.
Thank you.

1353
01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:11,876
Thank you very much.
Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.

1354
01:33:11,961 --> 01:33:14,379
I can't believe it.

1355
01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:23,263
Of course... right,
you're really cute.

1356
01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:27,517
What?
He's right, you're pretty.

1357
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:33,898
Thank you. Ma.. you are a thief, right?

1358
01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:39,904
Yes, I'm a thief specializing in hotels.

1359
01:33:39,905 --> 01:33:44,534
But I also do some mugging.
Oh yeah?

1360
01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:50,290
Ah. Exciting.
You're exciting.

1361
01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:57,797
You know I've never made love with a criminal.

1362
01:33:57,798 --> 01:34:03,011
My husband is a businessman
very respectable. - Yes? - Yes

1363
01:34:03,054 --> 01:34:10,310
You know what they say: Opportunity
makes you a thief. We take this opportunity?

1364
01:34:10,394 --> 01:34:15,065
Sure. - Of course.
We are in a hotel room.

1365
01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:21,071
We're in bed, you're in your underwear.
- I'm already undressed.

1366
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:24,282
So. - So what?
So, anyway...

1367
01:34:39,035 --> 01:34:41,572
I guess I'll never hear from Monica again.

1368
01:34:41,615 --> 01:34:44,243
Yes, but you can read her about
in the gossip columns...

1369
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:48,639
...dating Justin Brill,
vacationing in his Aspen lodge.

1370
01:34:48,996 --> 01:34:52,032
Consider yourself lucky.
You saved your own life there.

1371
01:34:52,082 --> 01:34:58,498
A year with her, she would let you freefall
parachuting and adopting Burmese orphans.

1372
01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:03,216
One with age comes wisdom.
With age comes exhaustion.

1373
01:35:03,260 --> 01:35:05,797
Look, here is where we first met.
Yeah.

1374
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:08,117
I should be giving me back
to the excelsior.

1375
01:35:08,129 --> 01:35:10,556
Oh, it's a nice hotel, you're
obviously doing well.

1376
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:16,264
There's a lot of dough in shopping malls.
You sold out.

1377
01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:19,857
As a foolish man once said,
"Stuff happens."

1378
01:35:20,818 --> 01:35:23,578
Alright, I'll leave you here.
Yes.

1379
01:35:23,930 --> 01:35:24,952
Goodbye.

1380
01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:49,159
How nice!

1381
01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:55,165
Tonight there's a film preview.

1382
01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:58,501
Can we go without the
casino and enjoy the film.

1383
01:35:58,544 --> 01:36:01,880
We can't be out there posing for journalists.

1384
01:36:04,925 --> 01:36:09,387
Look, we were not invited.
Ah...

1385
01:36:09,388 --> 01:36:12,515
Then we can stay at home and enjoy the film.

1386
01:36:12,558 --> 01:36:19,939
And I no longer have to share you with
models, actresses and sexy secretaries.

1387
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:24,944
Ma.. Hey! Hey! Hey!

1388
01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:27,655
I am Leopoldo Pisanello.

1389
01:36:27,698 --> 01:36:30,909
Good morning, ma'am.
This morning I had breakfast...

1390
01:36:30,951 --> 01:36:34,162
.. I put butter on two slices of bread,
and jam.
.

1391
01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:36,790
Then I made lather with the shaving gel
.

1392
01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:41,711
Because that's how I shave
with gel. I really like the lather.

1393
01:36:41,712 --> 01:36:45,715
I am Leopoldo Pisanello.
Good morning. Want an autograph?

1394
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:50,845
I Leopoldo Pisanello. You want it?
I Leopoldo Pisanello. Lady!

1395
01:36:50,846 --> 01:36:55,809
I'll give you a scoop: I wear boxers.
Do you want to see them?

1396
01:36:55,851 --> 01:37:02,357
Do you want to see the boxers? Here they are.
I wear white boxers, large.

1397
01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:05,735
Here they are. It 's a scoop!

1398
01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:12,075
Lady! I'm Leopoldo Pisanello.
Do you think a trim would be better?

1399
01:37:12,117 --> 01:37:16,329
And she's my wife.
Miss, look. A tear in her stockings.

1400
01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:21,876
The run is fashionable.
It's a"trend".

1401
01:37:21,961 --> 01:37:27,257
Do you want to see Pisanello on one leg only?
Here it is, on one leg.

1402
01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:31,886
E 'scoop exceptional.
This morning I had breakfast...

1403
01:37:31,887 --> 01:37:38,351
Enough paparazzi!
Enough paparazzi! Enough!

1404
01:37:38,394 --> 01:37:42,397
Excuse me, but I know you. - Yes..
Yes, I remember the face.

1405
01:37:42,481 --> 01:37:44,524
You are... What was your name?

1406
01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:48,236
I Leopoldo Pisanello. - That's it.
You want an autograph?

1407
01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:53,908
Yes, if you want to... Tenga.
I'll give you an autograph. - Please.

1408
01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:59,247
I Leopoldo Pisanello,
if you remember. - Thank you. - It's me.

1409
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:04,043
You see? - Yes, let's go home,
there are children. - Come on.

1410
01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:09,007
Here, here.
Surely he remembers me.

1411
01:38:09,049 --> 01:38:13,303
This gentleman was once my driver.
Right?

1412
01:38:13,387 --> 01:38:19,183
Yes - There. - I told you:
Life can be cruel and unsatisfying...

1413
01:38:19,268 --> 01:38:22,562
whether you're famous...

1414
01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,064
.. or poor and unknown.

1415
01:38:25,149 --> 01:38:30,820
But, between the two, it is definately better to be.

1416
01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:35,533
Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Thank you. - Lord. - Goodbye.

1417
01:38:37,202 --> 01:38:39,954
Come on.

1418
01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:45,168
You know what he said?
Yes, I understand... I get it.

1419
01:38:53,969 --> 01:39:02,226
Milly? Milly? - Where were you?
I was worried.

1420
01:39:02,311 --> 01:39:06,356
What happened to you?
I went to find you.

1421
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:09,984
Then I lost the phone. I was lost
in Rome.

1422
01:39:10,069 --> 01:39:12,070
But where were you?

1423
01:39:12,112 --> 01:39:14,864
With my uncles, but I was thinking of you
every single minute.

1424
01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:18,743
Did it go well?
We're going home.

1425
01:39:18,744 --> 01:39:21,371
Home?
Yes, let's go back to Pordenone.

1426
01:39:21,372 --> 01:39:24,374
But we just got here.
It doesn't matter.

1427
01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:28,336
You don't want to meet my uncles
and their jerk friends.

1428
01:39:28,379 --> 01:39:31,255
I don't want that job.
I want my old job back.

1429
01:39:31,256 --> 01:39:34,634
Maybe we won't be rich,
but we will have a better life
.

1430
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:40,348
Don't you still want to teach?
Yes. Yes, but... - No"but".

1431
01:39:40,391 --> 01:39:42,767
We'll go back home and have a life...

1432
01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:47,897
.. A life much better,
with children.

1433
01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:56,406
And I can... I can paint a little.

1434
01:40:00,619 --> 01:40:06,541
Okay. I'm surprised.
I don't know what to tell you.

1435
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:09,877
Don't say anything. Make love.

1436
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:13,631
How?
Before leaving, we celebrate.

1437
01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:16,801
Now I'll teach you something about the stars.

1438
01:40:19,263 --> 01:40:24,809
I will ravage you. So, don't be surprised.
Ravage me.

1439
01:41:41,386 --> 01:41:44,639
# I'll say my lines. #

1440
01:41:45,891 --> 01:41:53,481
#A great show for twenty-three hours. #

1441
01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:58,277
# Put on your costume... #

1442
01:41:58,278 --> 01:42:04,408
#.. and your face. #

1443
01:42:04,493 --> 01:42:14,794
# The people pay and they want to laugh. #

1444
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:25,179
#And if a Harlequin shall steal your Columbine,... #

1445
01:42:25,180 --> 01:42:31,394
#.. laugh, clown... #

1446
01:42:31,436 --> 01:42:36,274
#.. and everyone applauds. #

1447
01:42:36,775 --> 01:42:44,031
# Laugh, clown... #

1448
01:42:44,074 --> 01:42:57,336
#.. your love is broken. #

1449
01:42:57,421 --> 01:43:00,548
# Laugh. #

1450
01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:07,597
No! - The name!
Devil! But really... #

1451
01:43:07,598 --> 01:43:11,475
#   - What are you doing?
To you! To you! #

1452
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:17,607
# In the throes of death you will tell! #

1453
01:43:17,608 --> 01:43:21,736
Help!
Edda! #

1454
01:43:23,113 --> 01:43:28,743
# Ah, are you? So be it! #

1455
01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:39,962
# The comedy is over. #

1456
01:44:10,615 --> 01:44:14,518
Dad, the critics says you were wonderful,
"a voice from the golden era".

1457
01:44:14,535 --> 01:44:19,460
It is so great, I... I can't believe it!
But no more for me?

1458
01:44:19,478 --> 01:44:23,100
I've proved myself enough.
Sei bellissimo qui.

1459
01:44:23,117 --> 01:44:27,026
Mamma don't fly, I don't tour,
my life is fulfilled.

1460
01:44:27,068 --> 01:44:29,302
I've had a great family. I stay home.

1461
01:44:29,321 --> 01:44:31,971
I relax. I bury people. I'm happy.

1462
01:44:32,407 --> 01:44:34,991
Non vai via quindi?
No, basta.

1463
01:44:35,014 --> 01:44:36,680
Tonight I owe everybody an apology.

1464
01:44:36,724 --> 01:44:40,145
We should get to the Spanish Steps
for Max's cocktail party.

1465
01:44:40,373 --> 01:44:41,296
We're late?

1466
01:44:41,312 --> 01:44:44,320
No, I mean, he's an old friend of my father,
he's not gonna mind if we're a bit late.

1467
01:44:44,336 --> 01:44:45,853
But we should go soon.
Alright.

1468
01:44:45,879 --> 01:44:50,176
Do you forgive me?
Oh, I'm so happy for your husband.

1469
01:44:50,206 --> 01:44:54,390
And as for you, how can I
not forgive you? I love you.

1470
01:44:54,596 --> 01:44:57,912
"Another Caruso, and in difficult conditions."

1471
01:44:57,974 --> 01:45:00,764
Oh, goodness, they weren't very kind
to my father, were they?

1472
01:45:00,810 --> 01:45:03,620
Uh... Wait, I think it's better
you don't hear that.

1473
01:45:03,646 --> 01:45:06,347
No, no, I can take it.
Just don't tell my Dad.

1474
01:45:06,357 --> 01:45:08,668
Thankfully, he doesn't understand
the word of Italian.

1475
01:45:08,689 --> 01:45:13,261
Alright, um..."Except from Mr. Santoli
magnificent voice...

1476
01:45:13,281 --> 01:45:16,890
Magnifica! Ha la voce pi� bella di tutti!

1477
01:45:16,910 --> 01:45:22,069
Whatever,"whoever imbecile..." imbecile?
Yeah, imbecile.

1478
01:45:22,081 --> 01:45:27,164
"whoever imbecile conceived
this moronic experience...

1479
01:45:27,190 --> 01:45:31,207
"...should be taken out and beheaded."

1480
01:45:31,257 --> 01:45:33,798
Oh, well, he's gotten worse.

1481
01:45:33,822 --> 01:45:36,838
This has to be the most beautiful
terrace in all of Rome.

1482
01:45:36,888 --> 01:45:39,744
Yeah, for my wife and I is a
privilege to live up here.

1483
01:45:39,766 --> 01:45:43,202
Yeah, I mean, the Spanish Steps
right there, the people watching...

1484
01:45:43,227 --> 01:45:46,628
Phyllis, the review was so great.
I mean, the press... what...

1485
01:45:46,647 --> 01:45:49,677
The press called me, um...
not... not, what's the word they used?

1486
01:45:49,692 --> 01:45:53,784
not a maestro,
but uh...uh... an"imbecille"!

1487
01:45:53,811 --> 01:45:56,948
I... What... what does it mean?
Means you're ahead of your time.

1488
01:45:57,004 --> 01:46:00,256
Ahead... you know, your mother,
I'm happy to say, a lucky woman,

1489
01:46:00,269 --> 01:46:01,478
married an"imbecille".

1490
01:46:01,495 --> 01:46:06,491
So I toast to my future father-in-law.
Ah, well, good luck to you guys.

1491
01:46:06,542 --> 01:46:09,457
Honey, let's go to see the piazza.
Yeah. - Get a click.

1492
01:46:09,587 --> 01:46:13,088
I'm so glad to see them.
They make a lovely couple.

1493
01:46:14,237 --> 01:46:17,586
Oh, this city is unbelievable.

1494
01:46:18,036 --> 01:46:20,966
I think we should get married
right in front of the fountain there.

1495
01:46:21,015 --> 01:46:23,012
Anything you want.

1496
01:46:23,622 --> 01:46:27,405
Oh, I could stand here all night.
It's so beautiful.

1497
01:47:02,681 --> 01:47:07,851
It's me, that knows Rome best,
not the traffic policeman or anyone.

1498
01:47:07,874 --> 01:47:10,766
I see all from here.

1499
01:47:10,887 --> 01:47:16,548
The Romans, the students,
the lovers on the Spanish Steps.

1500
01:47:17,529 --> 01:47:21,896
There're many stories.
Next time you come.