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[Lively instrumental music]

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[Lively instrumental music continues]

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-The gentleman has not arrived?
-No, he has not.

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I'm afraid the dinner will be spoiled.

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What difference does it make?
It's too late to dine now.

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Boy, will you page
Mr. Otis B. Driftwood, please?

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Paging Mr. Driftwood!

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Mr. Driftwood!

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[Woman laughing]

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Do me a favor and stop yelling my name
all over this restaurant.

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-Do I go around yelling your name?
-Mr. Driftwood!

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Is your voice changing,
or is somebody else paging me?

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-Mr. Driftwood!
-Why, Mrs. Claypool, hello!

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You invited me to dine with you at 7:00.

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It is now 8:00, and no dinner.

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No dinner? I just had
one of the biggest meals of my life...

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and no thanks to you, either.

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-I've been sitting right here since 7:00.
-With your back to me.

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When I dine with a woman,
I expect her to look at my face.

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OTlS: That's the price she has to pay.
WAlTER: Your check, sir.

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$9.40? This is an outrage!
If I were you, I wouldn't pay it.

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-What are we gonna have for dinner?
-You've had your dinner.

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All right, we'll have breakfast.

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-Waiter!
-Yes, sir.

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-Have you got any milk-fed chicken?
-Yes, sir.

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Squeeze the milk out of one
and bring me a glass.

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Yes, sir.

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Mr. Driftwood, three months ago,
you promised to put me into society.

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In all that time, you've done nothing
but draw a very handsome salary.

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You think that's nothing? How many men
do you think draw a handsome salary?

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You can count them on the fingers
of one hand, my good woman.

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-I'm not your good woman!
-Don't say that, Mrs. Claypool.

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I don't care what your past has been.

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To me, you'll always be my good woman,
because I love you.

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There. I didn't mean to tell you
but you dragged it out of me.

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I love you.

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That's hard to believe when I find you
dining with another woman.

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That woman?
Do you know why I sat with her?

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Because she reminded me of you.

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-Really?
-Of course.

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That's why I'm here with you,
because you remind me of you.

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Your eyes, your throat, your lips....
Everything about you reminds me of you...

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except you.

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How do you account for that?
She figures that out, she's good.

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Mr. Driftwood, I think we'd better
keep everything on a business basis.

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Every time I get romantic with you,
you want to talk business.

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I don't know. There's something about me
that brings out the business in all women.

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All right, we'll talk business.
You see that man eating spaghetti?

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MRS. CLAYPOOL: No.
OTlS: You see the spaghetti, don't you?

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Behind that spaghetti
is none other than Herman Gottlieb...

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director of the New York Opera Company.

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-Do you follow me?
-Yes.

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Stop following me,
or I'll have you arrested!

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I've arranged for you to invest $200,000
in the New York Opera Company.

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I don't understand.

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Don't you see?
You'll be a patron of the opera.

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You'll get into society.

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You can marry me,
and they'll kick you out of society...

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and all you've lost is $200,000.

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Gottlieb. Allow me.

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Mrs. Claypool, Mr. Gottlieb.

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I could go on all night,
but it's tough on my suspenders.

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Where was l?

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What are you doing?

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If you four people want to play bridge,
don't mind me, go right ahead.

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Mrs. Claypool, I'm so happy.

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I just wanted to see
if your rings were still there.

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You're as charming as you are beautiful.

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I'm afraid you've used
that speech before, Mr. Gottlieb.

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Now listen here, Gottlieb,
making love to Mrs. Claypool is my racket.

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What you're after is $200,000.

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Make it sound plausible,
because incredible as it may seem...

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Mrs. Claypool isn't as big a sap
as she looks.

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How's that for lovemaking?

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I think the Europeans do it better.

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All right, Gottlieb, it's your turn.
You take a whack at her...

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and keep it clean.

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Mrs. Claypool, it is most generous
of you to help us.

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Now, you have, of course,
heard of Rodolfo Lassparri.

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-Of course.
-He is the greatest tenor since Caruso.

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Tonight, with the money
you so generously provide...

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I sign Lassparri for the Opera Company.

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He will be a sensation.
All New York will be at your feet.

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There's plenty of room.

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And now, the opera awaits us.

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If you both will honor me
by occupying my box.

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I should be charmed.

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-And you, Mr. Driftwood?
-I'll join up with you later.

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Listen, Gottlieb, nix on the lovemaking,
because I saw Mrs. Claypool first.

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Of course, her mother really saw her first,
but why bring the Civil War into this?

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[Dramatic instrumental music]

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[Comical instrumental music]

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[Cheerful instrumental music]

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[Comical instrumental music]

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[Cheerful instrumental music]

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[lndistinct chattering]

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[Tense instrumental music]

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What are you doing in my costume?

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Take it off at once, do you hear?
Immediately.

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LASSPARRl: Why, you....

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Take that off.

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Take off that dress, do you hear me?
You dumb idiot.

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You do what I say, or I'll break your neck!

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LASSPARRl: Do you hear me?
Take off that dress.

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If I get my hands on you,
you'll never hear the end of this!

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You're no longer my dresser,
you're fired! Get out!

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Get out, do you hear me? Out you go.
And don't come back in here again.

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Don't you care.
You're lucky to be rid of him.

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-Good evening, Rosa.
-Good evening, signore.

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Tomasso, why don't you come in?
I've been waiting for you.

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[Whip cracking]

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Are they not beautiful, signorina?
From Signor Lassparri.

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I wouldn't wear them
if they were the only flowers in the world.

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-Come in!
-Not if you use that tone.

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Let's try the whole thing all over again.
Only this time, try to be more cordial.

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[Knock at door]

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-Come in.
-That's better. Let's try it once more.

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No, Ricky. You're such a fool.

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-What was it you wanted to see me about?
-I suppose I sent for you?

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You meant to. Didn't she, Marie?

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It's the last night of the season,
and I'm more in love with you than ever.

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-What will you do about it?
-We have all summer to talk that over.

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-Tonight, we have to sing an opera.
-You have to sing an opera.

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-I'm nothing but a glorified chorus man.
-Don't say that.

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I've got to say it.
I've got something else to say.

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What are you doing tonight,
unless that ham Lassparri asked you first.

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-He has asked me first.
-Just my luck.

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But I'm having supper with you, Riccardo.

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Hooray! We'll have champagne,
music, flowers....

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"Lassparri."

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No flowers.

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[Opera singers singing]

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-Fiorello!
-Tony!

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-Where have you been all these weeks?
-Here, there, different places.

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-Got some mail for me?
-Mail for you? You don't work here.

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Where am I gonna get my mail?
I no work anyplace.

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[Whistles]

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Tomasso!

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Not so good. Don't be so glad.

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I brought you present.
You got something for me, too?

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What do you got?

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Where's Riccardo? All right.

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[All singing]

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What are you doing here?
I thought you were with the circus.

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The circus? When was I with the circus?

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I nearly forgot.
That was a long time ago, last week.

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Since then I have lots of jobs.

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Your piano and my voice.

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All those years we studied at
the conservatory, and what's come of it?

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What's a matter with you?
We're still young. We've got our health.

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[Singing]

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You hear that? Someday, Riccardo,
you're gonna be where Lassparri is.

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When you were six years old,
you sing better than Lassparri.

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Maybe I was better at six than I am now.

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You make me sick. You crazy.

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You sing better than he ever could sing
and you know it.

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I know it and you know it,
but the public doesn't know it.

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-All right. We tell the public.
-How?

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What you need is a manager.

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A wise guy, somebody who's very smart.

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-I know just the man for you.
-You do? Who is it?

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Me!

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-But you wouldn't make any money at it.
-I'll break even.

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Just as long as I no lose nothing.

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-ls the opera over yet?
-Not yet, signore, in a few minutes.

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I told you to slow that nag down.

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On account of you,
I nearly heard the opera.

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Once around the park, and drive slowly.
And none of your back talk.

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[Singing]

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You're still crazy about her?

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And she's crazy about you, too?

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Even if she was,
I couldn't ask her to marry me.

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Don't worry.
The manager, he'll fix everything.

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Anyhow, we're together again...

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-you and me, just like old times.
-Yeah, like old times.

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Yeah, you bet my life.

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[Audience clapping]

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If you pardon my saying so,
Mrs. Claypool...

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Mr. Driftwood seems hardly the person
to handle your business affairs.

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-I'm beginning to think the same thing.
-Bravo!

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I made it.
How soon does the curtain go up?

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The curtain, Mr. Driftwood,
will go up again next season.

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-You've missed the entire opera.
-I only missed it by a few minutes.

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I can go then?

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Was I right? Isn't Lassparri
the greatest tenor that ever lived?

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He's superb.
But what would you have to pay him?

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What's the difference?

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He must sail with us tomorrow
no matter what we pay.

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-He would be worth $1,000 a night.
-How much?

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-What does he do?
-What does he do, he sings.

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You're willing to pay him
$1,000 a night just for singing?

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You can get a phonograph record
of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents.

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For $1.25, you can get Minnie.

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If you'll excuse me, Mrs. Claypool...

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I think I had better arrange
to see Lassparri immediately.

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-You are agreed, $1,000 a night?
-Just as you think.

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$1,000. There must be some way
I can get a piece of this.

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Wait. Why don't I sign Lassparri?
I represent Mrs. Claypool.

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But I represent
the New York Opera Company.

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Boy? Will you give my card
to Signor Lassparri, please?

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[People chattering]

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[Whistles]

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What is it? What do you want?

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LASSPARRl: Rosa.
ROSA: Yes, signore?

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My good friend Herman Gottlieb
is coming back to see me.

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How would you like
to have supper with us?

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I'm terribly sorry, Signor Lassparri,
I already have an engagement.

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I see.

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That's too bad, because I have an idea...

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he's going to invite me
to sing in New York.

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And he may permit me
to select my leading lady.

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Are you sure
you can't break your appointment?

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I'm terribly sorry, signore.

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[Flute playing]

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[Clanging]

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What do you mean by humiliating me
in front of those people?

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You're fired, do you understand?

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You big bully,
why are you hitting that little bully?

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Will you kindly let me
handle my own affairs?

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Get out. What do you got to say to me?

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Can you sleep on your stomach
with such big buttons on your pajamas?

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Why, you....

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Nice work, I think you got him.

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Smelling salts. That will bring him to.

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You're sorry for what you did?
That shows a nice spirit.

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Now he's coming along. He'll be fine now.

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-Get fresh with me, huh?
-How do you do?

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-Hello.
-What's the matter, mister?

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We had an argument.
He pulled a knife on me, so I shot him.

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-Do you mind if l....
-Go right ahead. Plenty of room.

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-Two beers, bartender.
-I'll take two beers, too.

232
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,389
Things seem to be getting better
around the country.

233
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,789
I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.

234
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,268
I came back here looking for somebody.
You don't know who it is, do you?

235
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,920
It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind.

236
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,515
I know. The greatest tenor in the world.
That's what I'm after.

237
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,716
-Why, I'm his manager.
-Whose manager?

238
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,552
The greatest tenor in the world.

239
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,552
-The fellow that sings at the opera here?
-Sure.

240
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,868
What's his name?

241
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,555
What do you care? I can't pronounce it.
What do you want with him?

242
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,997
I want to sign him up
for the New York Opera Company.

243
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,594
Do you know that America is waiting
to hear him sing?

244
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,513
He can sing loud
but he can't sing that loud.

245
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,033
I think I can get America
to meet him halfway.

246
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,394
Could he sail tomorrow?

247
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,040
You pay him enough money,
he could sail yesterday.

248
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,473
How much you pay him?

249
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,950
I don't know. Let's see, $1,000 a night.

250
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,030
I'm entitled to a small profit.

251
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,194
-How about $10 a night?
-$10?

252
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,873
[Laughing]

253
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,313
I'll take it.

254
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,118
All right, but remember,
I get 10% for negotiating the deal.

255
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,953
Yes, and I get 10% for being the manager.

256
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,593
How much does that leave?

257
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,195
Well, that leaves him $8.

258
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,632
-He sends $5 home to his mother.
-That leaves $3.

259
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,511
Can he live in New York on $3?

260
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,794
Like a prince.

261
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,031
Of course, he won't be able to eat,
but he can live like a prince.

262
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,396
However, out of that $3,
he'll have to pay an income tax.

263
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,275
Yes, there's a federal tax, a state tax,
and a city tax...

264
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,710
a street tax, and a sewer tax.

265
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,279
How much does this come to?

266
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,318
I figure if he doesn't sing too often,
he can break even.

267
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,994
-All right, we take it.
-All right, fine.

268
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,559
Here are the contracts.

269
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,030
You just put his name at the top,
and you sign at the bottom.

270
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,839
No need of you reading that
because these are duplicates.

271
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,592
Yeah. Is a duplicate.

272
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,195
-Duplicates?
-I say, they're duplicates.

273
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,152
-Don't you know what duplicates are?
-Sure, those five kids up in Canada.

274
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,791
I wouldn't know about that.
I haven't been in Canada in years.

275
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,838
Go ahead and read it.

276
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,274
-What does it say?
-Go on and read it.

277
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,638
-You read it.
-All right, I'll read it to you.

278
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,519
-Can you hear?
-I haven't heard anything yet.

279
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,710
-You say anything?
-I haven't said anything worth hearing.

280
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,836
That's why I didn't hear anything.

281
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,195
That's why I didn't say anything.

282
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,237
-Can you read?
-I can read, but I can't see it.

283
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,034
Don't seem to have it in focus here.

284
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,353
If my arms were a little longer,
I could read it.

285
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,954
You haven't got a baboon
in your pocket, have you?

286
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,156
Here we are. Now I've got it.

287
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,392
Pay particular attention to this first clause
because it's most important.

288
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,950
It says, "The party of the first part
shall be known in this contract...

289
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,031
"as the party of the first part."

290
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,156
How do you like that?
That's pretty neat, eh?

291
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,798
No, it's no good.

292
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,069
-What's the matter with it?
-I don't know. Let's hear it again.

293
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,837
"The party of the first part
shall be known in this contract...

294
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,831
"as the party of the first part."

295
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,475
Sounds a little better this time.

296
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,989
It grows on you.
Would you like to hear it once more?

297
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,752
Just the first part.

298
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,837
What? "The party of the first part"?

299
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,037
No. The first part
of "the party of the first part."

300
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,390
It says, "The first part
of the party of the first part...

301
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,790
"shall be known in this contract
as the first part of the party....

302
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,518
"Shall be known in this contract...."

303
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,239
Why should we quarrel about this?
We'll take it out.

304
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,311
Yeah. It's too long anyhow.

305
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,357
Now what do we got left?

306
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,556
I got about a foot and a half.

307
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,036
It says, "The party of the second part
shall be known in this contract...

308
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,678
"as the party of the second part."

309
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,637
I don't know about that.

310
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,710
-Now what's the matter?
-I don't like the second party either.

311
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,759
You should have come to the first party.
We didn't get home till around 4:00 a.m.

312
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,831
I was blind for three days.

313
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,874
Why can't the first part
of the second party...

314
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,872
be the second part of the first party?
Then you got something.

315
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,838
Look, rather than go through that again,
what do you say....

316
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,955
Fine.

317
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,271
I've got something you're bound to like.
You'll be crazy about it.

318
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,679
No. I don't like it.

319
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,274
-You don't like what?
-Whatever it is, I don't like it.

320
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,670
Don't let's break up an old friendship
over a thing like that. Ready?

321
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,795
Okay.

322
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,149
The next part,
I don't think you're going to like.

323
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,789
Your word's good enough for me.
Is my word good enough for you?

324
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,031
-I should say not.
-That takes out two more clauses.

325
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,238
-"The party of the eighth part...."
-No, that's no good.

326
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,876
-"The party of the ninth...."
-No, that's no good, too.

327
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,988
How is it my contract
is skinnier than yours?

328
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,117
I don't know, you must have been out
on a tear last night.

329
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,270
-We're all set now, aren't we?
-Sure.

330
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:52,558
Just you put your name down there,
and then the deal is legal.

331
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,512
I forgot to tell you, I can't write.

332
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,830
That's all right, there's no ink in the pen.

333
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,751
-But it's a contract, isn't it?
-Sure.

334
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,115
We've got a contract,
no matter how small it is.

335
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,919
Wait. What does this say here?

336
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,390
That? That's the usual clause.
That's in every contract.

337
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,189
That just says, "lf any of the parties...

338
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,952
"participating in this contract...

339
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,996
"are shown not to be in their right mind...

340
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,072
"the entire agreement
is automatically nullified."

341
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,799
I don't know.

342
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,110
It's all right. That's in every contract.

343
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,714
That's what they call a sanity clause.

344
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,472
You can't fool me.
There ain't no Sanity Claus.

345
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,156
You win the white carnation.

346
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,914
-I'll give this to Riccardo.
-...sensation in New York.

347
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,036
Could you tell me
where Signor Lassparri is?

348
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,758
Sure. There's Lassparri.

349
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,316
Lassparri? Then whom did I sign?

350
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,834
You signed Riccardo Baroni.
That's my man.

351
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,751
Signor Lassparri, what happened?

352
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,229
Speak to me. It's me, it's Gottlieb.

353
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,792
What is this now?

354
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,836
How early the fruit is falling this season.

355
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,795
[Lively instrumental music]

356
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,199
-Are you sure you have everything, Otis?
-I've never had any complaints yet.

357
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,672
Here you are,
on your way to America and fame.

358
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,752
Riccardo, I'm going to miss you.

359
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,792
RlCCARDO: How do you think
I feel about it?

360
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,349
GOTTLlEB: Miss Castaldi,
ready for the big trip?

361
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,115
Mr. Gottlieb. This is Riccardo Baroni
of the Opera Company.

362
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,318
-How do you do?
-Did you say Baroni?

363
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,674
[Chuckling]

364
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,113
Is it as funny as all that?

365
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,237
Mr. Otis B. Driftwood seems to think
you have quite a voice.

366
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,676
He has, Mr. Gottlieb, really he has,
a wonderful voice.

367
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,115
-Yes, really I have.
-That's interesting.

368
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,632
[All clamoring]

369
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,115
-Come on, Riccardo.
-No, thanks.

370
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,759
Come on, Ricky!

371
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,316
-Signor Lassparri.
-Yes?

372
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,159
WOMAN #1 : Will you sing a farewell song?
WOMAN #2: Please!

373
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,069
MAN #1 : Come on!

374
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,311
My dear friends,
I am so sorry, I must be excused...

375
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,319
but I have a slight touch of laryngitis.

376
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,476
MAN #1 : Where's Rosa?
MAN #2: Yes, Rosa!

377
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,153
Why should I sing for them
when I'm not being paid for it?

378
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,756
-Please sing.
-No.

379
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,437
Yes, of course I'll sing.

380
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,152
[Singing romantic opera song]

381
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,238
[Singing romantic opera song]

382
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,268
Mr. Gottlieb.

383
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,712
Hasn't he a wonderful voice?

384
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,390
There must be a place for him
in New York.

385
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,959
Not a bad voice.

386
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,438
Someday, perhaps,
when he has made a reputation.

387
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,552
All visitors ashore!

388
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,589
Rosa!

389
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,151
We've come to say goodbye.

390
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,677
AII right. Goodbye. Arrivederci.

391
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,113
Come on!

392
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,112
[Continues singing]

393
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,518
[Singing romantic opera song]

394
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,958
[Both humming]

395
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,629
-All right, take it away.
-Yes, sir.

396
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,035
Have I got time to go back
and pay my hotel bill?

397
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,270
-Sorry. Too late.
-That suits me fine.

398
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,436
That's mine. A trunk thief?

399
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,829
-Where you going with that?
-Suite number 58, sir.

400
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,559
Fifty-eight? That's me. Let's go.

401
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,637
[Singing]

402
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,553
What's the idea? Hit-and-run driver?

403
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,789
PORTER #1 : I'm sorry, sir.

404
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,668
Sorry, my eye. Look at that fender.
It's all bumped out of shape.

405
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,672
You'll pay for this, my good man.
Let me see your number.

406
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,910
Thirty-two? You got any insurance?

407
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,111
-What?
-Are you insured?

408
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,875
-No, sir.
-You're just the fellow I want to see.

409
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,077
I have an accident policy that protects you
no matter what happens.

410
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,277
If you lose a leg, we'll look for it.
All this will cost you is....

411
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,750
What have you got there?
$1. Here you are.

412
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,829
OTlS: Let's go.

413
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,074
Suite 58,
and don't go over 20 miles an hour.

414
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,191
[Otis humming]

415
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,111
OTlS: Say, was that three fellows
or one fellow with three beards?

416
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,760
Hi, Gottlieb,
always beating around the bush.

417
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,553
Wait a minute.

418
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,833
[Woman crying]

419
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,632
Anything I can do?

420
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,276
-Just a little homesick.
-That's funny.

421
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,875
I happen to have the greatest prescription
for homesickness you ever saw.

422
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,349
A fellow gave it to me
just before the boat sailed.

423
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,353
Here's the prescription,
and take it every two hours.

424
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,349
I'm going out
and getting another prescription.

425
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,276
OTlS: Hello, toots.
MRS. CLAYPOOL: Hello.

426
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,036
OTlS: Pretty classy layout you got here.
MRS. CLAYPOOL: Do you like it?

427
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,549
Twin beds. You little rascal, you.

428
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,353
-One of those is a day bed.
-A likely story.

429
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,672
Have you read any good books lately?

430
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,752
MRS. CLAYPOOL: Mr. Driftwood,
will you please get off the bed?

431
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,072
-What would people say?
-They'd say you're a very lucky woman.

432
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,390
Will you please shut up
so I can continue reading?

433
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,233
No, I will not shut up.
And will you kindly get up at once?

434
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,754
All right, I'll go.
I'll make you another proposition.

435
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,910
Let's go in my room
and discuss the situation.

436
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,594
-What situation?
-What situations have you got?

437
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,389
-I most certainly will not go to your room.
-Okay. Then I'll stay here.

438
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,636
[Singing loudly]

439
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,833
All right.

440
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,517
I'll come, but get out.

441
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,559
Shall we say 10 minutes?

442
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,235
Yes, 10 minutes. Anything, but go.

443
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,949
Because if you're not there in 10 minutes,
I'll be back here in 1 1.

444
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,792
With squeaky shoes on.

445
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,993
-Wait a minute. This can't be my room.
-Yes, sir.

446
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,839
Suite number 58, sir.

447
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,799
Fifty-eight? That's an awful big number
for a birdcage this size.

448
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,311
Wouldn't it be simpler
if you just put the stateroom in the trunk?

449
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,756
Say, who is responsible for installing me
in this telephone booth?

450
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,717
Mr. Gottlieb picked it out for you, sir.

451
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,031
Gottlieb? That's awfully decent of him.
Awfully decent.

452
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,595
Did he pick out the whole room
or just the porthole?

453
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,275
-I'm sure you'll find it cozy, sir.
-Cozy is hardly the word.

454
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,634
Anything else, sir?

455
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,314
Yes. Tomorrow you can take the trunk out
and I'll go in.

456
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,594
Yes, sir.

457
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,917
[Singing loudly]

458
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,273
-Hello, boss. What are you doing here?
-Hello.

459
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,191
This makes it a perfect voyage.

460
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,636
-I'm sorry. I thought this was my trunk.
-lt is your trunk.

461
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,233
I don't remember packing you boys.

462
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,959
Remember Riccardo Baroni,
the greatest tenor in the world?

463
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,393
You nearly signed him up once.

464
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,835
Sure. I just delivered a letter for you.
How are you?

465
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,514
-Good. Just a little cramped.
-We're still in the harbor.

466
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,512
As soon as we get out in the ocean,
there'll be plenty of room.

467
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,273
-lsn't that my shirt?
-I don't know. I found it in the trunk.

468
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,749
Then it couldn't be mine.
It's nice seeing you again.

469
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,195
But I was expecting my other suit.
Did you see it?

470
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,510
Yeah. Took up too much room,
so we sold it.

471
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,830
-Did you get anything for it?
-$1.40.

472
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,993
That's my suit, all right. Say, it's lucky
I left another shirt in this drawer.

473
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,069
[Snoring]

474
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,312
That can't be my shirt.
My shirt doesn't snore.

475
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,392
Don't wake him up. He's got insomnia.
He's sleeping it off.

476
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,119
That's as grisly a looking object
as I've ever seen.

477
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,838
Get him up out of there.

478
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,877
He certainly is sleeping.

479
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,028
I wish you fellows
would explain this thing to me.

480
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,918
It's very simple.
You see, Riccardo, he's in love with Rosa.

481
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,560
Rosa, she go to New York.
We want to go to New York, too.

482
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,710
But we got no money,
so we hide in the trunk.

483
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,677
Without money,
what'll you do in New York?

484
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,910
I can sing. There must be
some place for me to work.

485
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,275
Besides, I can be near Rosa.
That's the main thing.

486
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,032
You won't give us away, will you?

487
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,270
No, but you fellows
have got to get out of here.

488
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,669
I've got a date with a lady
in a few minutes...

489
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,672
and you know the old saying:
"Two's company, five's a crowd."

490
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,116
We go, but we want something to eat.
We no eat all day. We're hungry.

491
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,031
We'll discuss the food situation later.

492
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,190
We get food, or we don't go.

493
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,796
I know I never should have
met you fellows.

494
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,269
Okay. But promise to scram out
after you've eaten.

495
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,032
-All right.
-I'll get the steward.

496
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,315
You fellows be quiet.
Remember, you're stowaways.

497
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,674
-We no say nothing.
-All right.

498
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,150
Now, just put that bag of Jell-O over here.

499
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,150
Wouldn't it be simpler
if you had him stuffed?

500
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,118
-He's no olive.
-I'll go and get the steward.

501
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,475
Is it the door of the room,
or am I in the trunk?

502
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,834
Over here.

503
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,673
Be quiet, now. Don't make any noise.

504
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,399
-We no say nothing.
-I'll get the steward.

505
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,192
Steward!

506
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,233
OTlS: Stew!
STEWARD: Yes, sir.

507
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,594
-I say, stew....
-Yes, sir.

508
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,432
-What's for dinner?
-Anything you like.

509
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,830
Tomato juice, orange juice,
grape juice, pineapple juice....

510
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,354
Turn off the juice before I get electrocuted.

511
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,749
All right, let me have one of each.

512
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,949
And two fried eggs, two poached eggs...

513
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,156
two scrambled eggs,
and two medium-boiled eggs.

514
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,037
And two hard-boiled eggs.

515
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,918
OTlS: And two hard-boiled eggs.

516
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,194
[Horn honks]

517
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,709
Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

518
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,956
And some roast beef:
rare, medium, well-done, and overdone.

519
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,917
FlORELLO: And two hard-boiled eggs.

520
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,079
[Horn honks]

521
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,469
Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

522
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,276
And eight pieces of French pastry.

523
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,558
FlORELLO: With two hard-boiled eggs.
OTlS: And two hard-boiled eggs.

524
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,269
[Horn honks]

525
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,669
Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

526
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,035
[Horn honks]

527
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,678
And one duck egg.

528
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,355
-Have you got any stewed prunes?
-Yes, sir.

529
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,795
Give them some black coffee.
That'll sober them up.

530
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,518
And two hard-boiled eggs.

531
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,029
And two hard-boiled eggs.

532
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,872
[Continuous honking]

533
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,871
It's either foggy out,
or make that 12 more hard-boiled eggs.

534
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,075
Rush that along. The faster it comes,
the faster this convention will be over.

535
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,149
Yes, sir.

536
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,390
-Do they allow tipping on the boat?
-Yes, sir!

537
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,436
-Have you got two fives?
-Yes, sir.

538
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,637
Then you won't need the 1 0 cents
I was gonna give you.

539
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,395
That's fine. If that steward
is deaf and dumb...

540
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,313
-he'll never know you're in here.
-That's all right.

541
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,550
-Yes?
-We've come to make up your room.

542
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,110
-Are those my hard-boiled eggs?
-I can't tell until they get in the room.

543
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,668
Come in, girls. Leave all hope behind.

544
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,988
Work fast because
you gotta get out in 10 minutes.

545
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,548
Tomasso. Wake up.
They're going to fix the bed.

546
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,200
I'd like two pillows on that bed there.

547
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,632
There's a slight misunderstanding here.

548
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,029
I said the girls had to work fast,
not your friend.

549
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,599
He's still asleep.

550
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,796
You know, he does better asleep
than I do awake.

551
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,518
Yeah, he always sleeps that way.

552
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,910
-Now he's half-asleep.
-Yes, he's half-asleep in a half Nelson.

553
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,913
-All right, come on.
-Yes?

554
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,514
I'm the engineer.
I'm here to turn off the heat.

555
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,716
You can start right in on him.

556
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,518
Wake up, Tomasso.

557
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,871
Tomasso, we're going to eat soon.

558
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,191
You know, if it wasn't for Gottlieb,
I wouldn't have got this room.

559
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,713
Just hold him there a second.

560
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,472
-Yes?
-Did you want a manicure?

561
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,913
No. Come on in.

562
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,993
I hadn't planned on a manicure,
but on a journey like this...

563
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,674
you ought to have
every convenience you can get.

564
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,551
Listen, I'm getting the manicure.
Get out of here, will you?

565
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,191
Did you want your nails long or short?

566
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,114
You better make them short.
It's getting kind of crowded in here.

567
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,797
I don't know. This isn't the way
I pictured an ocean voyage.

568
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,953
I always visualized myself in a steamer
chair with a steward bringing me bouillon.

569
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,109
Come on, Riccardo.

570
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,829
You couldn't get bouillon in unless
they brought it in through a keyhole.

571
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,913
I'm the engineer's assistant.

572
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,514
I had a premonition
you were going to show up.

573
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,231
The engineer's over there in the corner.
You can chop your way right through.

574
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,599
Is it my imagination,
or is it getting crowded in here?

575
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,398
FlORELLO: I got plenty of room.

576
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,469
[Knocking]

577
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,313
-Yes?
-ls my Aunt Minnie in here?

578
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,595
You can come in and prowl around
if you want to.

579
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,752
If she isn't in here, you can probably
find somebody just as good.

580
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,035
WOMAN: Could I use your phone?
OTlS: Use the phone?

581
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,192
OTlS: I'll lay you money you can't get in.
FlORELLO: How do you do?

582
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,397
OTlS: This boat will be in New York
before you get to that phone.

583
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,868
I came to mop up.

584
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,155
Just the woman I'm looking for.
Come right ahead.

585
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,349
You have to start on the ceiling.
It's the only place that's not occupied.

586
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,113
-You can clean my shoes if you want to.
-Operator.

587
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,118
Tell Aunt Minnie to send up
a bigger room, will you?

588
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,590
-Steward.
-Come right ahead.

589
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,831
-The food!
-We've been waiting all afternoon for you.

590
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,672
I want my Aunt Minnie!

591
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,469
[Lively music playing]

592
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,391
Ladies and gentlemen...

593
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:24,077
it's with great pleasure I welcome you all
on this, the final night of the voyage.

594
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,592
I cannot let the evening pass...

595
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,832
without paying a little tribute
to our distinguished guests of honor:

596
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,879
the three greatest aviators in the world.

597
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,152
[All clapping]

598
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,152
Three greatest aviators,
but notice they're traveling by boat.

599
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,635
We are honored
by your presence, gentlemen.

600
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,995
-Thank you.
-Thank you, Captain.

601
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,192
[Lively music playing]

602
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,078
-Do you rumba?
-Why, yes. Of course I do.

603
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,191
Take a rumba from one to ten.

604
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,512
Mr. Claypool went to his reward
three years ago.

605
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,275
-And left you all alone.
-All alone.

606
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,510
With $8 million.

607
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,518
$8 million.

608
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,511
Gottlieb, you're just wasting your time.

609
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,592
If Mrs. Claypool wants to marry
a fortune hunter, she's got me.

610
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,829
Fortune hunter?

611
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,275
In fact, you can't call me a fortune hunter.

612
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,432
Because when I proposed to her,
I thought she only had $7 million.

613
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,478
But the extra million never interfered
with my feelings for her.

614
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,152
If you had any real feeling for me...

615
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,993
you'd stop associating
with the riffraff I've seen you with.

616
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,149
You mean Gottlieb?

617
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,630
I mean those two uncouth men
I saw you around the opera house with.

618
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,870
I'm grateful they're not on board the boat.

619
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,474
-Why, have they slipped off?
-Sit down.

620
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,038
Come on, we find something to eat.

621
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,714
You think it's safe?
If they catch us, they'll deport us.

622
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,268
What will we lose?
If we're deported, they'll feed us.

623
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,157
Come on, we'll take a chance.

624
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,232
LASSPARRl: It means nothing
that I'm the world's greatest singer?

625
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,232
-But I love to hear you sing, Rodolfo.
-No.

626
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,591
Let me put it this way. I love you.

627
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,671
I adore you. I would die for you.

628
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,397
-Now do you understand?
-I'm afraid I don't.

629
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,273
The whole thing is very simple.

630
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,158
When he says he's the greatest singer,
it means he loves you.

631
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,913
Personally, I don't believe
either statement.

632
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,680
There may be something in what you say.

633
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,751
I'll tell you something confidentially.

634
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,877
The only tenor I could ever stand
was a fellow by the name...

635
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,552
of Riccardo Baroni.

636
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,438
-Ever hear of him?
-Riccardo.

637
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,150
I wonder where he is right now.

638
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,198
Probably roaming
over the countryside someplace.

639
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,717
Riccardo always loved the open.
He never could stand being cooped up.

640
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,871
He still doesn't like it.

641
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,753
[Lively music playing]

642
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,155
[People talking and laughing]

643
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,951
[All singing]

644
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,349
Tomasso, you feel better now?
And, you, Riccardo, how do you feel?

645
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,273
After a meal like that? Great.
I could sing my head off.

646
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,679
That's the spirit.

647
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,632
[Singing]

648
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,355
Stop that! Get away
from those instruments!

649
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,556
-What are you doing here?
-Please let him play.

650
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,756
Let him play.

651
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,514
It's all right with me. Let him play.

652
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,072
[Singing cheerful opera song]

653
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,671
[All singing]

654
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,190
[Lively instrumental music]

655
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,839
[All singing]

656
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,588
[All cheering]

657
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,308
[Playing cheerful tunes]

658
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,633
[All cheering]

659
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,353
[Laughing]

660
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,919
[Playing raucous tune]

661
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,508
[Playing a sweet melody]

662
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,993
[Whistling]

663
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,118
[All cheering]

664
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,076
Those men can't be passengers
on this boat.

665
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,948
-They must be stowaways.
-Stowaways? We'll soon find out.

666
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,311
[Lively music playing]

667
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,039
[Playing a lively tune]

668
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,995
[Dramatic instrumental music]

669
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,595
What are you.... Are you crazy?

670
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,798
[Tomasso whistling]

671
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,795
You got it. Fine.
Now you go first and see if it's safe.

672
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,872
Come on. Hold on. Out you go.

673
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,635
[Comical instrumental music]

674
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,399
You're all right,
but the boat's too far away.

675
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,478
What's he doing now?

676
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,398
I think he's hanging himself.

677
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,476
[Peaceful instrumental music]

678
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,911
[Comical instrumental music]

679
00:53:26,147 --> 00:53:27,944
[Band playing upbeat music]

680
00:53:35,147 --> 00:53:37,945
-Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to--
-Quiet.

681
00:53:38,027 --> 00:53:41,542
Our guests have asked me to represent
them and to act as their interpreter.

682
00:53:41,627 --> 00:53:43,822
If you'll follow me,
I'll take you to their cabin.

683
00:53:43,907 --> 00:53:47,138
If they're still in it,
very few of us will come out alive.

684
00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:58,535
Pardon me. Our guests
are having their shredded wheat.

685
00:53:58,627 --> 00:53:59,980
They'll be right out.

686
00:54:04,347 --> 00:54:05,621
Gentlemen.

687
00:54:08,307 --> 00:54:10,821
-"Kind friends--"
-Give me that. Let's cut this short.

688
00:54:10,907 --> 00:54:13,580
The whole thing is very simple.
You're going to City Hall.

689
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,259
The Mayor's gonna make another speech.

690
00:54:15,347 --> 00:54:17,736
We can tear up the Mayor's speech
when we get there.

691
00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:19,180
[People cheering]

692
00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:23,140
So, my friends,
as mayor of this great city...

693
00:54:23,267 --> 00:54:26,145
I take pleasure in inviting
our distinguished visitors...

694
00:54:26,227 --> 00:54:28,422
to tell us something
about their achievement.

695
00:54:28,707 --> 00:54:30,459
[All clapping]

696
00:54:34,267 --> 00:54:35,461
What'll I say?

697
00:54:35,547 --> 00:54:38,266
-Tell them you're not here.
-Suppose they don't believe me?

698
00:54:38,347 --> 00:54:40,417
They'll believe you when you start talking.

699
00:54:44,107 --> 00:54:45,142
Friends....

700
00:54:45,227 --> 00:54:47,661
Talk fast.
I see a man in the crowd with a rope.

701
00:54:48,307 --> 00:54:52,061
How we happen to come to America
is a great story, but I no tell that.

702
00:54:52,187 --> 00:54:53,506
When we first started out...

703
00:54:53,587 --> 00:54:56,704
we got no idea
you give us this grand reception.

704
00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,745
We don't deserve it.

705
00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:00,579
When I say we don't deserve it...

706
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:02,623
believe me, I know what I'm talking about.

707
00:55:02,707 --> 00:55:04,379
That's a novelty.

708
00:55:04,907 --> 00:55:06,784
Now I tell you how we fly to America.

709
00:55:07,027 --> 00:55:10,144
The first time, we get halfway across
when we run out of gasoline.

710
00:55:10,227 --> 00:55:11,546
We got to go back.

711
00:55:11,627 --> 00:55:13,618
Then I take twice as much gasoline.

712
00:55:13,707 --> 00:55:16,301
This time, we were just about to land,
maybe 3 feet...

713
00:55:16,387 --> 00:55:18,855
when, what do you think,
we run out of gasoline again.

714
00:55:18,947 --> 00:55:21,017
Back we go and get more gas.

715
00:55:21,107 --> 00:55:23,541
This time, I take plenty gas.

716
00:55:24,707 --> 00:55:27,585
We get halfway over,
when what do you think happened?

717
00:55:27,667 --> 00:55:29,225
We forgot the airplane.

718
00:55:29,307 --> 00:55:31,582
So we sit down and talk it over.

719
00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:33,419
Then I get the great idea...

720
00:55:33,507 --> 00:55:36,738
we no take gasoline.
We no take the airplane.

721
00:55:37,307 --> 00:55:38,979
We take steamship.

722
00:55:39,067 --> 00:55:42,218
And that, friends,
is how we fly across the ocean.

723
00:55:43,147 --> 00:55:44,739
[People clapping]

724
00:55:44,827 --> 00:55:46,658
I'm going out to arrange your bail.

725
00:55:47,547 --> 00:55:49,219
This is the mayor again.

726
00:55:49,307 --> 00:55:53,346
And now I take great pleasure
in introducing another of our heroes...

727
00:55:53,467 --> 00:55:56,220
who will tell you something
of his exploits.

728
00:55:57,867 --> 00:55:58,936
Of course.

729
00:55:59,027 --> 00:56:01,336
From now on, it's every man for himself.

730
00:56:01,427 --> 00:56:05,466
I would suggest you make your speech
a little more direct than your brother's.

731
00:56:08,867 --> 00:56:11,506
What will you give me
to set fire to your beard?

732
00:56:39,147 --> 00:56:42,583
We're all right
as long as the water supply holds out.

733
00:56:47,267 --> 00:56:49,462
Please, the radio. Your speech.

734
00:56:55,507 --> 00:56:58,305
They may have to build
a dam in the back of him.

735
00:57:12,227 --> 00:57:14,457
I think these fellas are phonies.

736
00:57:14,547 --> 00:57:16,344
-What's that you say?
-You heard me.

737
00:57:16,787 --> 00:57:18,539
[Speaking gibberish]

738
00:57:19,947 --> 00:57:21,744
[Speaking gibberish]

739
00:57:22,427 --> 00:57:23,496
You hear what they say?

740
00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:26,385
They've never been so insulted,
and they refuse to stay.

741
00:57:26,467 --> 00:57:29,823
No, please. Tell them he didn't mean it.

742
00:57:36,907 --> 00:57:39,057
Of course, you know this means war.

743
00:57:40,587 --> 00:57:41,986
Now see what you've done.

744
00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:44,342
I'm sorry. I'm awful sorry.

745
00:57:46,347 --> 00:57:49,180
I apologize,
and I hope you're not offended.

746
00:57:53,827 --> 00:57:54,942
[Yelling]

747
00:57:55,027 --> 00:57:57,143
MAN #1 : Go on! After him!

748
00:57:57,227 --> 00:57:58,945
MAN #2: Come on, get him.

749
00:58:04,867 --> 00:58:06,744
[Riccardo singing]

750
00:58:07,387 --> 00:58:09,901
What are you singing about? Read this.

751
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:14,146
What will you do?

752
00:58:14,227 --> 00:58:18,220
First, I'll throw those two gorillas out.
That goes for you, too.

753
00:58:18,387 --> 00:58:21,026
Thought I got rid of those mugs
when I sold my trunk.

754
00:58:21,107 --> 00:58:22,506
[Alarm buzzing]

755
00:58:22,987 --> 00:58:23,976
[Alarm stops]

756
00:58:24,227 --> 00:58:25,262
[Bell ringing]

757
00:58:25,347 --> 00:58:28,305
Kiddies, come on, everything is piping hot.

758
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:29,866
Breakfast.

759
00:58:30,867 --> 00:58:33,745
-Good morning.
-Oh, boy, I'm hungry.

760
00:58:34,107 --> 00:58:36,337
Read that.
That will take away your appetite.

761
00:58:36,907 --> 00:58:39,137
No. That only makes me hungrier.

762
00:58:39,227 --> 00:58:41,946
Come on. You're going to be late for jail.

763
00:58:44,067 --> 00:58:46,137
Those certainly went like hot cakes.

764
00:58:48,187 --> 00:58:50,940
You know, this isn't the way
I anticipated my breakfast.

765
00:58:51,947 --> 00:58:54,097
I'm certainly getting enough of you fellas.

766
00:58:54,787 --> 00:58:56,982
-I no like cupcakes.
-No.

767
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,066
I know when I've had enough....

768
00:58:59,147 --> 00:59:02,264
Say, wait a minute.
That was a two-bit cigar.

769
00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:06,939
Bad enough I have to smoke those things
without eating them.

770
00:59:09,307 --> 00:59:10,456
Get out.

771
00:59:11,867 --> 00:59:13,539
Glad I didn't bring my vest.

772
00:59:13,627 --> 00:59:16,619
I forgot to tell you.
He ate your vest last night for dessert.

773
00:59:16,707 --> 00:59:17,696
He's half goat.

774
00:59:17,787 --> 00:59:20,506
Yes, and that's giving him
all the best of it.

775
00:59:25,227 --> 00:59:27,218
Thought I had another cigar on me.

776
00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:35,936
He's going to smell Iike a vegetable salad
when he gets through with that.

777
00:59:36,507 --> 00:59:40,102
I've been looking forward to this breakfast.
I've been waiting all morning.

778
00:59:40,187 --> 00:59:42,064
This is how it wound up.

779
00:59:51,067 --> 00:59:53,786
-I'll take a quart.
-A little of that, anyway.

780
00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:01,697
Why don't you fellows be nice?
Get out of here before I get arrested.

781
01:00:01,787 --> 01:00:03,618
I'd like to stay and see that.

782
01:00:03,707 --> 01:00:04,935
[Knocking at door]

783
01:00:05,147 --> 01:00:06,466
What's that?

784
01:00:07,867 --> 01:00:09,823
If it's a policeman, knock once more.

785
01:00:10,467 --> 01:00:12,981
-That's good enough for me.
-Scram, get out.

786
01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:16,861
Come in.

787
01:00:19,307 --> 01:00:20,820
[Otis humming]

788
01:00:29,067 --> 01:00:31,137
-Yes?
-You remember me.

789
01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:33,343
I'm Henderson, plainclothesman.

790
01:00:33,507 --> 01:00:35,702
You look more like
an old clothes man to me.

791
01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:39,981
HENDERSON: Nice place.
OTlS: It's comfortable.

792
01:00:41,027 --> 01:00:42,779
You live here all alone?

793
01:00:43,027 --> 01:00:44,824
Yes. Just me and my memories.

794
01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:48,138
-I'm practically a hermit.
-A hermit.

795
01:00:48,827 --> 01:00:50,863
I notice the table is set for four.

796
01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:53,063
That's nothing.
My alarm clock is set for 8:00.

797
01:00:53,147 --> 01:00:54,865
That doesn't prove a thing.

798
01:00:54,947 --> 01:00:56,221
A wise guy.

799
01:00:57,307 --> 01:00:59,537
I'll take a little look around.

800
01:01:05,107 --> 01:01:06,665
-Hey, you.
-Coming.

801
01:01:08,027 --> 01:01:10,905
What's a hermit doing with four beds?

802
01:01:11,187 --> 01:01:13,018
-You see those first three beds?
-Yes.

803
01:01:13,107 --> 01:01:15,575
Last night, I counted 5,000 sheep
on those beds.

804
01:01:15,667 --> 01:01:17,020
So I had to have another bed.

805
01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:19,667
You wouldn't want me
to sleep with the sheep, would you?

806
01:01:28,027 --> 01:01:30,302
-Who are you talking to?
-I was talking to myself.

807
01:01:30,387 --> 01:01:31,900
There's nothing you can do about it.

808
01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:35,297
-I've had three of the best doctors.
-I certainly heard somebody talk.

809
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:37,298
OTlS: It's sheer folly.
HENDERSON: What's this?

810
01:01:37,387 --> 01:01:39,025
OTlS: That's a fire escape.

811
01:01:39,107 --> 01:01:41,063
That's a table. This is a room.

812
01:01:41,147 --> 01:01:43,581
There's the door leading out.
I wish you would use it.

813
01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:46,977
-I want to be alone.
-You'll be alone when I throw you in jail.

814
01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:49,581
OTlS: lsn't there a song like that,
Henderson?

815
01:01:50,747 --> 01:01:52,658
Look out.
He's coming around the other way.

816
01:01:52,747 --> 01:01:54,100
Get inside, quick.

817
01:01:54,947 --> 01:01:57,780
It means a stretch at the big house
if he catches you.

818
01:01:57,867 --> 01:01:59,061
Don't let him catch you.

819
01:01:59,147 --> 01:02:00,421
HENDERSON: Hey, you!
OTlS: Coming.

820
01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:02,705
What became of that fourth bed?

821
01:02:02,787 --> 01:02:04,300
What are you referring to, Colonel?

822
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,220
Last time I was in this room,
there were four beds here.

823
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,583
Please. I'm not interested
in your private life, Henderson.

824
01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:11,782
[Henderson groans]

825
01:02:14,947 --> 01:02:16,699
Say, what's that bed doing here?

826
01:02:16,787 --> 01:02:18,300
I don't see it doing anything.

827
01:02:18,387 --> 01:02:21,982
There's something funny going on here.
But I'll get to the bottom of it.

828
01:02:22,067 --> 01:02:23,386
OTlS: Stairs right there.

829
01:02:23,467 --> 01:02:24,502
Look out

830
01:02:26,907 --> 01:02:29,057
OTlS: Be on your guard.
HENDERSON: Hey, you!

831
01:02:29,147 --> 01:02:30,136
Coming.

832
01:02:30,227 --> 01:02:33,378
Am I crazy,
or are there only two beds here?

833
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:36,181
Which question
do you want me to answer first?

834
01:02:38,827 --> 01:02:39,816
[Yelling]

835
01:02:41,627 --> 01:02:43,618
How did those two beds get together?

836
01:02:43,707 --> 01:02:46,380
You know how those things are.
They breed like rabbits.

837
01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:47,946
Let me tell you something.

838
01:02:48,027 --> 01:02:50,541
I'll solve this
if I have to stay here all night.

839
01:02:50,627 --> 01:02:53,778
OTlS: If you stay, you'll have to bring a bed.
HENDERSON: One bed!

840
01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:56,256
OTlS: One bed?
What are you talking about?

841
01:03:02,747 --> 01:03:06,103
Now they're all gone. I know I am crazy.

842
01:03:25,027 --> 01:03:27,587
I beg your pardon,
I must be in the wrong room.

843
01:03:32,907 --> 01:03:34,181
[Singing a romantic song]

844
01:03:34,467 --> 01:03:35,946
[Playing a sweet melody on piano]

845
01:03:38,867 --> 01:03:40,459
[Singing a romantic song]

846
01:03:45,987 --> 01:03:48,342
You thought you could come to America
without me?

847
01:03:48,427 --> 01:03:51,339
ROSA: You fool. You dear fool.

848
01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:54,976
Because I love you, you call me a fool.
There may be something in that.

849
01:03:55,067 --> 01:03:57,535
-What are you doing here?
-Easiest thing in the world.

850
01:03:57,627 --> 01:03:59,538
An open window,
a detective, and here I am.

851
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,458
Riccardo, you shouldn't have.

852
01:04:02,067 --> 01:04:04,058
ROSA: They'll only send you back again.

853
01:04:04,147 --> 01:04:07,457
-Perhaps even put you in jail.
-I don't care, darling. It's worth it.

854
01:04:07,547 --> 01:04:10,619
Suppose I go to Mr. Gottlieb.
Maybe he'd intercede for you.

855
01:04:10,707 --> 01:04:13,983
Gottlieb couldn't do anything.
Besides, Lassparri's got to him first.

856
01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,819
But there must be something we can do.

857
01:04:15,947 --> 01:04:17,266
[Knocking at door]

858
01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:20,220
ROSA: Who is it?
LASSPARRl: It is l. Rodolfo.

859
01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:25,863
[Tense instrumental music]

860
01:04:28,387 --> 01:04:29,581
Come in.

861
01:04:32,227 --> 01:04:33,455
Do you mind my dropping down?

862
01:04:33,547 --> 01:04:37,984
No, of course not.
Only, I was just going to take a nap.

863
01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:41,306
-Rosa, why do you do this to me?
-Do what, Rodolfo?

864
01:04:41,387 --> 01:04:43,582
Whenever I want to see you,
you make some excuse.

865
01:04:43,667 --> 01:04:46,898
You will not dine with me, ride with me,
or even take a walk with me.

866
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:49,945
But, Rodolfo, you know how busy I am.

867
01:04:50,027 --> 01:04:51,699
My debut in America.

868
01:04:52,027 --> 01:04:54,097
Have you forgotten that it was l...

869
01:04:54,187 --> 01:04:56,985
who brought about your debut in America?

870
01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:59,376
No, I haven't forgotten.

871
01:05:00,187 --> 01:05:02,382
Then why do you treat me this way?

872
01:05:02,467 --> 01:05:05,140
Rodolfo, I must ask you to leave.

873
01:05:05,267 --> 01:05:07,735
Come now, my dear. Be sensible.

874
01:05:07,827 --> 01:05:10,580
If you ask me,
I think she's being very sensible.

875
01:05:11,267 --> 01:05:12,416
Baroni.

876
01:05:14,747 --> 01:05:16,226
Now I understand.

877
01:05:16,827 --> 01:05:19,625
You did not tell me
you had a previous engagement.

878
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:20,856
Now you know it.

879
01:05:20,947 --> 01:05:22,266
And I apologize.

880
01:05:22,347 --> 01:05:24,463
Now, permit me to withdraw.

881
01:05:24,747 --> 01:05:27,625
In a boudoir, two are company,
three a crowd.

882
01:05:27,787 --> 01:05:30,062
-Just what do you mean by that?
-Please, Riccardo.

883
01:05:30,147 --> 01:05:32,138
Surely I have made my meaning clear.

884
01:05:32,227 --> 01:05:33,660
Riccardo!

885
01:05:35,387 --> 01:05:36,979
You have not heard the end of this.

886
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,706
-I'm sure I haven't.
-You may be very sure.

887
01:05:44,187 --> 01:05:46,701
-Good afternoon, Mr. Driftwood.
-Good afternoon.

888
01:05:46,787 --> 01:05:48,823
-Ready for the opening tonight?
-Am l?

889
01:05:49,307 --> 01:05:51,025
[Singing loudly]

890
01:05:54,427 --> 01:05:56,736
That's all right, boys.
I was young myself once.

891
01:05:56,827 --> 01:05:57,942
Thank you.

892
01:05:59,867 --> 01:06:01,380
Good morning, Mr. Driftwood.

893
01:06:01,467 --> 01:06:04,425
-How are all my songbirds?
-Fine.

894
01:06:04,507 --> 01:06:06,498
OTlS: Splendid. Sing well tonight, now.

895
01:06:09,947 --> 01:06:12,097
Waiting for you, Mr. Driftwood.
Step right in.

896
01:06:12,187 --> 01:06:13,336
OTlS: Thank you, Otto.

897
01:06:13,427 --> 01:06:16,100
OTTO: Nice day, isn't it?
OTlS: It has its points.

898
01:06:17,947 --> 01:06:19,016
Here you are, sir.

899
01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:21,905
OTlS: Thank you, Otto.
OTTO: That's all right, Mr. Driftwood.

900
01:06:22,747 --> 01:06:25,181
What's all this? What's going on here?

901
01:06:25,267 --> 01:06:27,144
You mean, what's coming off here?

902
01:06:27,227 --> 01:06:29,616
-You can't do that.
-Wanna bet?

903
01:06:30,307 --> 01:06:31,820
But that's my office.

904
01:06:31,907 --> 01:06:34,580
I'm taking orders from Mr. Gottlieb.
Go see him about it.

905
01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:37,818
I'll see Mr. Gottlieb,
and I'll break you, my fine fellow.

906
01:06:37,907 --> 01:06:39,659
Go see Mr. Gottlieb.

907
01:06:41,027 --> 01:06:44,497
What's the meaning of this?
If you think that I'm going to....

908
01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:47,535
If you're busy, I'll return later.

909
01:06:47,627 --> 01:06:50,619
GOTTLlEB: Just a minute, Mr. Driftwood.
We have some news for you.

910
01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:51,935
News? For me?

911
01:06:52,027 --> 01:06:56,066
Mrs. Claypool has decided to dispense
with your services immediately.

912
01:06:56,147 --> 01:06:58,581
Dispense with my services?
She hasn't even had them.

913
01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:01,739
I warned you, if you continued to associate
with those men...

914
01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:03,738
everything would be over between us.

915
01:07:03,827 --> 01:07:05,658
And you've been associating with them.

916
01:07:05,747 --> 01:07:07,624
How do you know? You couldn't find them.

917
01:07:08,347 --> 01:07:10,781
You've disgraced me,
and the entire Opera Company.

918
01:07:10,867 --> 01:07:13,506
As Mrs. Claypool's
new business manager...

919
01:07:13,587 --> 01:07:15,578
I must request you to get out and stay out.

920
01:07:15,667 --> 01:07:18,500
Just a minute. You can't fire me
without two weeks' salary.

921
01:07:18,587 --> 01:07:20,259
That's in section 1 0-A of my contract.

922
01:07:20,347 --> 01:07:24,420
I find that you have overdrawn your salary
for the next six months.

923
01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:28,341
-ln that case, I'll take one week's salary.
-You'll take nothing. Get out.

924
01:07:28,547 --> 01:07:32,062
If that's your best offer, I'll get out,
but I'm not making a nickel on it.

925
01:07:32,147 --> 01:07:35,264
As for you, Mrs. Claypool,
I withdraw my offer of marriage.

926
01:07:37,067 --> 01:07:39,058
And that goes for you, too.

927
01:07:41,147 --> 01:07:43,581
The thanks I get
for working my fingers to the bone.

928
01:07:43,667 --> 01:07:45,942
-All right, Otto.
-Just a minute.

929
01:07:46,867 --> 01:07:49,586
This car is for officials. Take the stairs.

930
01:07:50,227 --> 01:07:51,740
-The stairs?
-Yeah.

931
01:07:52,947 --> 01:07:55,984
Why, that's four flights.
I can't walk all that distance.

932
01:07:56,067 --> 01:07:58,058
All right. I'll help you.

933
01:08:21,987 --> 01:08:24,706
-Now there's room.
-That's all I needed.

934
01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,144
I'm certainly glad I met you boys.

935
01:08:27,227 --> 01:08:30,344
First you get me fired,
then you get me thrown out of my hotel...

936
01:08:30,427 --> 01:08:32,463
and finally you push me off a park bench.

937
01:08:32,547 --> 01:08:35,937
There's one consolation.
Nothing more can happen to me.

938
01:08:36,947 --> 01:08:38,665
POLlCEMAN: Get off of the grass.

939
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:41,740
I was wrong.

940
01:08:45,867 --> 01:08:48,176
People drink too much water, anyhow.

941
01:08:48,347 --> 01:08:50,144
I'm certainly glad you came along.

942
01:08:50,547 --> 01:08:54,620
When I met you boys, I had a good job
and was about to marry a rich widow.

943
01:08:54,707 --> 01:08:56,504
Now I can't even sit on the grass.

944
01:08:56,587 --> 01:08:58,782
I'd give you my seat, but I'm sitting here.

945
01:08:58,867 --> 01:09:02,098
That's an offer.
I'd like to think it over for a couple of days.

946
01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:03,621
Where can I find you?

947
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:06,096
Don't worry.
Wherever you are, you'll find us.

948
01:09:06,187 --> 01:09:09,020
I'm sick of that.
Let's meet somewhere else.

949
01:09:09,387 --> 01:09:10,376
[Whistles]

950
01:09:10,867 --> 01:09:12,141
It's Rosa.

951
01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:17,142
At least I can get my bench back.

952
01:09:17,627 --> 01:09:19,697
Don't feel so badly, Riccardo.

953
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:23,340
I can't feel cheerful
about being such a hoodoo to you.

954
01:09:23,427 --> 01:09:25,383
We all make things bad for you.

955
01:09:25,707 --> 01:09:27,425
[Whistling]

956
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:32,782
What's the matter?

957
01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:35,904
What do you think?
Lassparri. He's get Rosa fired.

958
01:09:36,107 --> 01:09:38,177
-Lassparri?
-He won't let her sing tonight.

959
01:09:38,267 --> 01:09:40,019
What do you know about that?

960
01:09:40,107 --> 01:09:42,621
We've got all day to think of some plan.

961
01:09:42,707 --> 01:09:45,221
And believe me,
the way I think, it'll take all day.

962
01:09:52,787 --> 01:09:54,664
[Gottlieb humming]

963
01:09:54,747 --> 01:09:56,305
-Good evening, Tim.
-Good evening.

964
01:09:56,387 --> 01:09:57,615
Plenty for you tonight.

965
01:09:57,707 --> 01:09:59,777
-Thank you.
-You're welcome, sir.

966
01:10:16,347 --> 01:10:18,099
GOTTLlEB: What does this mean?

967
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:20,065
Just the man I want to see.

968
01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:23,298
Gottlieb, these are the worst cigars
I ever smoked.

969
01:10:23,387 --> 01:10:25,742
Yes, and your ice isn't cold enough, either.

970
01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:29,183
Get out of here, all of you.
I shall send for the police.

971
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,065
Just a minute.
I'll tell you what we came here for.

972
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:34,259
We make you a proposition.

973
01:10:34,347 --> 01:10:36,781
So you're willing to give yourselves up?

974
01:10:36,987 --> 01:10:38,625
Yes, if you let Rosa sing.

975
01:10:38,707 --> 01:10:41,665
I'm managing director,
and Rosa does not sing.

976
01:10:41,747 --> 01:10:43,578
But the rest of your proposition...

977
01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:47,376
giving yourselves up,
that rather appeals to me.

978
01:10:49,307 --> 01:10:52,697
Give me police headquarters.
Sergeant Henderson, please.

979
01:10:59,827 --> 01:11:01,977
[Tuning instruments]

980
01:11:16,427 --> 01:11:18,065
[Audience clapping]

981
01:11:19,027 --> 01:11:20,346
Hello, toots.

982
01:11:20,987 --> 01:11:23,342
What are you doing here?
This is Mr. Gottlieb's box.

983
01:11:23,427 --> 01:11:25,304
He couldn't come,
so he gave me his ticket.

984
01:11:25,387 --> 01:11:28,265
And he couldn't get dressed,
so he gave me his clothes.

985
01:11:30,067 --> 01:11:32,456
Shorty, will you toss up that kelly?

986
01:11:35,467 --> 01:11:37,185
Attaboy. Here.

987
01:11:38,347 --> 01:11:40,099
Get yourself a stogy.

988
01:11:42,627 --> 01:11:43,821
Who's ahead?

989
01:11:44,427 --> 01:11:45,826
GOTTLlEB: Open the door.

990
01:11:53,347 --> 01:11:55,178
Get me police headquarters.

991
01:11:56,707 --> 01:11:59,221
Mrs. Claypool,
have you seen Mr. Gottlieb?

992
01:11:59,307 --> 01:12:00,626
MRS. CLAYPOOL: lsn't he backstage?

993
01:12:00,707 --> 01:12:02,698
He's disappeared.
We can't find him anywhere.

994
01:12:02,787 --> 01:12:04,345
You didn't look in the right place.

995
01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:06,861
He was to make a speech
before the curtain went up.

996
01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:09,018
[Orchestra playing cue]

997
01:12:09,107 --> 01:12:11,177
That's the cue.
You'd better say something.

998
01:12:11,267 --> 01:12:12,939
But I never made a speech in my life.

999
01:12:13,027 --> 01:12:15,495
-All right, I'll take care of it.
-You?

1000
01:12:16,387 --> 01:12:18,184
Ladies and gentlemen....

1001
01:12:18,307 --> 01:12:20,138
I guess that takes in most of you.

1002
01:12:20,227 --> 01:12:22,297
!his is the opening of a new opera season.

1003
01:12:22,387 --> 01:12:26,016
A season made possible
by the generous checks of Mrs. Claypool.

1004
01:12:26,387 --> 01:12:28,105
[Audience clapping]

1005
01:12:32,107 --> 01:12:35,861
I'm sure the familiar strains of Verdi's
music will come back to you tonight...

1006
01:12:35,947 --> 01:12:39,064
and Mrs. Claypool's checks
will probably come back in the morning.

1007
01:12:41,147 --> 01:12:44,457
Tonight marks the American debut
of Rodolfo Lassparri.

1008
01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:49,660
Signor Lassparri comes
from a very famous family.

1009
01:12:49,747 --> 01:12:51,977
His mother was a well-known bass singer.

1010
01:12:52,067 --> 01:12:55,696
His father was the first man to stuff
spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda...

1011
01:12:55,787 --> 01:12:58,779
thus causing and curing indigestion
at the same time.

1012
01:13:01,227 --> 01:13:02,899
[Playing tin whistle]

1013
01:13:03,627 --> 01:13:06,585
Now, on with the opera.
Let joy be unconfined.

1014
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:08,385
Let there be dancing in the streets...

1015
01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:10,776
drinking in the saloons,
and necking in the parlor.

1016
01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:11,936
Play, Don.

1017
01:13:13,467 --> 01:13:15,298
[Audience clapping]

1018
01:13:20,027 --> 01:13:21,699
[Tomasso and Fiorello tapping batons]

1019
01:13:21,787 --> 01:13:23,459
I'll take this side.

1020
01:13:27,627 --> 01:13:29,106
It's none of my business...

1021
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:32,259
but I think there's a brace of woodpeckers
in the orchestra.

1022
01:13:41,707 --> 01:13:43,265
[Audience murmuring]

1023
01:13:49,707 --> 01:13:51,937
Don't give up, boys. The cavalry is coming.

1024
01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,662
OTlS: See you later.
MRS. CLAYPOOL: What are you doing?

1025
01:13:59,747 --> 01:14:01,897
It's all right. It's just the Tarzan in me.

1026
01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:03,500
[Wailing]

1027
01:14:06,347 --> 01:14:07,985
That Schweinehund.

1028
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:10,660
[Orchestra playing classical music]

1029
01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:09,095
[Orchestra playing baseball theme]

1030
01:15:15,827 --> 01:15:18,864
Peanuts! Get your fresh
roasted peanuts, folks!

1031
01:15:19,507 --> 01:15:22,579
!hey're nice and hot! Get your peanuts!

1032
01:15:22,787 --> 01:15:24,937
Here you are!

1033
01:15:26,507 --> 01:15:27,496
[Woman gasping]

1034
01:15:35,787 --> 01:15:37,618
There you are, you....

1035
01:15:38,787 --> 01:15:39,822
[Fiorello laughing]

1036
01:15:39,907 --> 01:15:41,386
What are you laughing at?

1037
01:15:41,467 --> 01:15:43,617
-Those clothes don't fit you.
-Why you....

1038
01:15:47,427 --> 01:15:50,146
You're getting to be
a good shot, Tomasso.

1039
01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:53,101
The opera starts.
Now we really go to work.

1040
01:15:56,187 --> 01:15:57,176
[Lassparri singing]

1041
01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:58,865
The curtain's up.

1042
01:16:03,187 --> 01:16:04,825
-They've started.
-Now, don't worry.

1043
01:16:04,907 --> 01:16:06,784
GOTTLlEB: Someone open the door here!

1044
01:16:06,867 --> 01:16:08,186
[Banging on door]

1045
01:16:08,267 --> 01:16:09,985
GOTTLlEB: Let me out of here!

1046
01:16:11,347 --> 01:16:12,541
Herr Gottlieb.

1047
01:16:12,747 --> 01:16:15,181
-Where are they? Where did they go?
-What?

1048
01:16:15,267 --> 01:16:16,985
"What," he asks me.

1049
01:16:20,467 --> 01:16:22,822
-Did a couple of men come up here?
-What?

1050
01:16:22,907 --> 01:16:25,296
"What?" All I get is "what."

1051
01:16:25,827 --> 01:16:27,419
[Singing]

1052
01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:40,583
How would you like to feel
the way she looks?

1053
01:16:41,467 --> 01:16:43,458
That is Driftwood's voice.

1054
01:16:43,547 --> 01:16:46,425
-I want him put out of the opera house.
-Yes, sir.

1055
01:17:02,907 --> 01:17:05,102
That's right. You go talk to him.

1056
01:17:09,787 --> 01:17:11,266
[Singing continues]

1057
01:17:11,467 --> 01:17:13,378
We know he's in the audience someplace.

1058
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:18,135
-Where's Mr. Gottlieb?
-The other side of the stage.

1059
01:17:18,227 --> 01:17:19,626
Come on, boys.

1060
01:17:26,987 --> 01:17:29,660
What was that? High "C" or vitamin "D"?

1061
01:17:38,507 --> 01:17:40,259
[All singing]

1062
01:18:01,587 --> 01:18:03,259
MAN: What's the matter?
What happened here?

1063
01:18:03,347 --> 01:18:05,417
Mr. Gottlieb! Here, give me a hand.

1064
01:18:22,587 --> 01:18:24,942
Where are those men?
Did you catch them?

1065
01:18:25,027 --> 01:18:27,177
No, sir. I'm sorry. They're still out there.

1066
01:18:27,267 --> 01:18:28,905
Still out there?

1067
01:18:30,947 --> 01:18:34,542
I have an idea.
Get me two gypsy costumes at once.

1068
01:18:36,187 --> 01:18:37,176
[Whistles]

1069
01:18:51,187 --> 01:18:52,984
Now we're getting somewhere.

1070
01:18:58,987 --> 01:19:01,217
I will not sing unless
they are put off there.

1071
01:19:01,307 --> 01:19:02,296
Yes, sir.

1072
01:19:03,507 --> 01:19:04,496
[Whistles]

1073
01:19:09,627 --> 01:19:11,106
[All continue singing]

1074
01:19:33,947 --> 01:19:35,699
[Lassparri singing]

1075
01:20:09,747 --> 01:20:10,975
[Women screaming]

1076
01:20:36,347 --> 01:20:38,815
A battleship in II!rovatore!

1077
01:20:50,347 --> 01:20:51,336
[Ripping]

1078
01:22:00,267 --> 01:22:02,064
LASSPARRl: Stop! Don't you do--

1079
01:22:02,147 --> 01:22:03,136
[lndistinct talking]

1080
01:22:06,227 --> 01:22:08,866
Herr Gottlieb! Lassparri, he's disappeared.

1081
01:22:08,947 --> 01:22:10,096
What?

1082
01:22:17,107 --> 01:22:20,179
GOTTLlEB: Then we haven't even a tenor.
ROSA: Mr. Gottlieb.

1083
01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:24,576
-You are Baroni.
-That's who I am.

1084
01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:26,100
Get into a costume quickly.

1085
01:22:26,187 --> 01:22:28,178
-What?
-I want you to sing.

1086
01:22:30,347 --> 01:22:33,066
But I have no reputation, Mr. Gottlieb.

1087
01:22:33,147 --> 01:22:36,025
Besides, I couldn't sing
with a strange Leonora.

1088
01:22:36,107 --> 01:22:38,496
I've been rehearsing with Miss Castaldi.

1089
01:22:38,987 --> 01:22:41,740
-So that's it.
-That's it exactly.

1090
01:22:43,507 --> 01:22:46,624
All right.
Get them two costumes at once. Quick.

1091
01:22:47,267 --> 01:22:51,101
Please, after the opera.
Go ahead. Get ready.

1092
01:22:53,387 --> 01:22:55,025
[Singing a slow opera]

1093
01:23:30,667 --> 01:23:32,305
[Singing a slow opera]

1094
01:23:36,187 --> 01:23:38,655
You hear that? That's real singing.

1095
01:24:11,027 --> 01:24:12,506
[Rosa and Riccardo singing]

1096
01:25:03,347 --> 01:25:04,575
[Audience applauding]

1097
01:25:08,307 --> 01:25:09,899
-What?
-Get off!

1098
01:25:16,227 --> 01:25:18,297
Is this the opera house?

1099
01:25:18,787 --> 01:25:21,301
Arrest those men, and this one, too.

1100
01:25:21,507 --> 01:25:24,544
-It's about time.
-Lassparri, where have you been?

1101
01:25:24,627 --> 01:25:26,822
Been? Do you know what they did to me?

1102
01:25:29,387 --> 01:25:32,504
I'll sing them an encore
that they'll never forget.

1103
01:25:35,387 --> 01:25:36,979
[Audience booing]

1104
01:25:40,907 --> 01:25:43,740
Never in my life
have I received such treatment.

1105
01:25:43,827 --> 01:25:45,385
They threw an apple at me.

1106
01:25:45,467 --> 01:25:47,617
Watermelons are out of season.

1107
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,183
Rosa, Baroni, get out there quick.

1108
01:25:54,267 --> 01:25:56,417
No. I'm under arrest, Mr. Gottlieb.

1109
01:25:56,507 --> 01:25:59,465
-What's that?
-If they're arrested, I ought to be, too.

1110
01:25:59,547 --> 01:26:01,344
I can't sing if I'm arrested.

1111
01:26:04,787 --> 01:26:05,856
What do we do?

1112
01:26:05,947 --> 01:26:08,336
We must have them.
They'll save the entire season.

1113
01:26:08,427 --> 01:26:10,463
Well, what is it you want?

1114
01:26:10,547 --> 01:26:12,105
Just a minute. Let me handle this.

1115
01:26:12,187 --> 01:26:16,066
-Quick! What do you want?
-First, call off that police dog.

1116
01:26:16,267 --> 01:26:17,985
All right, anything.

1117
01:26:18,067 --> 01:26:21,537
These men are in this country
under false pretenses, and I'll do my duty.

1118
01:26:21,627 --> 01:26:23,618
I'll be responsible for them.

1119
01:26:23,707 --> 01:26:26,175
Besides, they came over here
with Mr. Driftwood.

1120
01:26:26,267 --> 01:26:29,418
Mr. Driftwood is an employee
of the Opera Company.

1121
01:26:29,507 --> 01:26:31,463
-Since when?
-Since Baroni started singing.

1122
01:26:31,547 --> 01:26:33,777
Wait till I get a hold
of that elevator operator.

1123
01:26:33,867 --> 01:26:37,064
All right, anything.
Please, go out and sing.

1124
01:26:37,147 --> 01:26:38,341
Wait a minute.

1125
01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:41,737
Before he sings, you gotta sign a contract,
and I get 1 0%.

1126
01:26:41,827 --> 01:26:43,658
Yes, and I get 1 0%, too.

1127
01:26:43,827 --> 01:26:45,180
[Singing]

1128
01:26:58,027 --> 01:26:59,540
Now, where were we?

1129
01:26:59,627 --> 01:27:02,505
-"The party of the 1 0th part...."
-No.

1130
01:27:02,587 --> 01:27:04,896
-"The party of the 1 1th part...."
-No.

1131
01:27:22,427 --> 01:27:23,780
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1132
01:27:23,867 --> 01:27:24,982
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