1 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,420 The following is my explanation-- 2 00:01:13,505 --> 00:01:17,133 well, more of an account... 3 00:01:17,217 --> 00:01:19,761 of what happened. 4 00:01:20,846 --> 00:01:22,765 I'd been on my own for a while... 5 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,936 and getting kind of lonely... 6 00:01:27,019 --> 00:01:29,021 and bored. 7 00:01:29,063 --> 00:01:31,065 Nothing, still, all day. 8 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:35,153 And that's when I started shadowing. 9 00:01:35,236 --> 00:01:37,488 "Shadowing?" 10 00:01:37,572 --> 00:01:40,950 Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 11 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:43,202 - Who? - Anyone at first. 12 00:01:43,244 --> 00:01:45,955 I mean, that was the whole point-- 13 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:48,750 somebody at random, somebody who didn't know who I was. 14 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:52,337 And then? 15 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:55,507 - And then nothing. - "Nothing?" 16 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:59,469 Nothing. I'd just see where they went, what they did... 17 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,222 and go home afterwards. 18 00:02:03,807 --> 00:02:06,310 Why'd you do it? 19 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,480 Um, to see where they went. 20 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,900 Anyone-- I mean-- 21 00:02:13,276 --> 00:02:15,778 How can I explain? You ever, um, 22 00:02:17,614 --> 00:02:20,700 been to a football match just to let your eyes rise... 23 00:02:20,783 --> 00:02:24,662 and go over-- drift across a crowd of people, 24 00:02:25,872 --> 00:02:29,000 and then slowly start to fix on one person? 25 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:33,129 And all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore. 26 00:02:33,213 --> 00:02:36,842 They've become an individual, just like that. 27 00:02:36,926 --> 00:02:38,844 This became irresistible. 28 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:41,639 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 29 00:02:41,722 --> 00:02:43,641 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 30 00:02:43,724 --> 00:02:46,811 I just wanted to see where they went, what they did. 31 00:02:46,894 --> 00:02:49,355 You were playing secret agent? 32 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:53,526 No, I'm a writer. Well, I want to be a writer anyway. 33 00:02:53,609 --> 00:02:57,488 I was, um, gathering material for my characters. 34 00:02:57,571 --> 00:02:59,490 Well, to begin with. 35 00:02:59,532 --> 00:03:03,620 After a while I, um, spotted the dangers. I'd become hooked. 36 00:03:03,662 --> 00:03:08,625 I had to start making up rules to, um, just try and keep it under control. 37 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:11,211 Um, never follow people for too long. 38 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:13,839 Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark. 39 00:03:13,922 --> 00:03:16,967 You know, stuff like that. 40 00:03:17,008 --> 00:03:19,761 It was supposed to just be completely random. 41 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,682 And when it stopped being random, 42 00:03:23,765 --> 00:03:26,351 that's when it started to go wrong. 43 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:33,317 When I started... to follow people-- specific people, 44 00:03:33,401 --> 00:03:37,029 when I selected a person to follow, 45 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:40,783 that's when the trouble started. 46 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:48,207 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 47 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:53,338 listened to other people's conversations on the bus or on the tube? 48 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:58,260 Seen somebody on the street that looks interesting or is behaving... 49 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:02,014 slightly-- oddly or something like that? 50 00:04:02,055 --> 00:04:04,057 Wondered what their lives involved, what they do, 51 00:04:04,099 --> 00:04:06,894 where they come from, where they go to? 52 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:33,963 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises a hundred thousand questions, 53 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:38,676 and... I wanted to ask those questions, 54 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,139 and I wanted to know what the answers were, 55 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:45,184 and so I'd follow people to try and find out. 56 00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:50,022 Most important rule was... 57 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:54,109 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived, 58 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,821 then you'd never follow the same person twice. 59 00:04:56,904 --> 00:04:59,490 That was the most important rule. 60 00:04:59,573 --> 00:05:02,076 That was the one that I broke first. 61 00:06:07,769 --> 00:06:10,439 - Yes? - Uh, coffee, please. 62 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:14,443 - Come on. It's lunch. - Toasted cheese sandwich is fine. 63 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:46,017 Mind if I join you? 64 00:06:47,228 --> 00:06:49,855 No. 65 00:06:49,939 --> 00:06:51,732 Who am I? 66 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:58,697 - Uh, yeah, I'll have a black coffee, please, and... - Nothing. 67 00:06:58,739 --> 00:07:01,492 another coffee, black. 68 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:07,957 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you, and why are you following me? 69 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,042 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 70 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:12,337 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 71 00:07:13,755 --> 00:07:16,633 Thank you very much. 72 00:07:16,716 --> 00:07:18,635 Sugar? 73 00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:38,990 No, I wasn't-- I wasn't following you. I-- I-- 74 00:07:39,073 --> 00:07:42,118 I saw you with your bag. I just thought you looked interesting. 75 00:07:42,201 --> 00:07:45,955 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. 76 00:07:46,038 --> 00:07:50,209 No, I-- To tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy that I was at school with. 77 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:54,338 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 78 00:07:54,422 --> 00:07:56,716 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 79 00:07:56,799 --> 00:08:00,303 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 80 00:08:00,386 --> 00:08:03,807 - Not as embarrassed as you are now. - No, I suppose not. 81 00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:06,977 - What's your name? - Bill. 82 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,479 Well, Bill, what do you do? 83 00:08:09,563 --> 00:08:12,524 - Actually, I'm kind of-- - Between jobs right now, yeah. 84 00:08:12,608 --> 00:08:14,651 - Yeah, that's right. - What would you do? 85 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:18,447 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill, don't be coy. 86 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,241 There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 87 00:08:21,325 --> 00:08:24,244 - Something of a starving artist in you, no? No? - No. 88 00:08:24,328 --> 00:08:26,623 - No. No. - You're a painter. 89 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:29,167 - Photos? Writer? - No. No. 90 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,627 - Writer, eh? - No. 91 00:08:30,668 --> 00:08:32,879 - But you write? - Not much. 92 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:35,006 - But sometimes? - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 93 00:08:35,089 --> 00:08:37,008 Me. 94 00:08:41,846 --> 00:08:43,765 So you're a writer. 95 00:08:43,848 --> 00:08:45,850 I didn't say that. 96 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,852 What makes you think I'm a writer anyway? 97 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:52,149 An unemployed twenty-something fancies himself a writer. 98 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:55,194 - A real leap into the unknown. - Well, I'm not a writer. 99 00:08:55,277 --> 00:08:57,905 - But you're interested in people. - Yeah. 100 00:08:57,988 --> 00:08:59,990 - This person? - Perhaps. 101 00:09:00,032 --> 00:09:02,076 You haven't even asked me my name yet. 102 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:04,745 - What's your name? - Or what's in my bag. 103 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:06,831 - What bag? - My bag. 104 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,291 The one you've been looking at all morning. 105 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:14,213 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 106 00:09:15,506 --> 00:09:17,425 My name's Cobb. 107 00:09:18,844 --> 00:09:20,762 Take a look for yourself. 108 00:09:26,226 --> 00:09:29,563 What were you expecting, drugs? 109 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:31,648 Why'd you nick their old CDs? 110 00:09:31,731 --> 00:09:35,443 Easy to grab a load, easy to sell, totally untraceable. 111 00:09:35,527 --> 00:09:38,446 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 112 00:09:40,532 --> 00:09:42,451 You don't look like a burglar. 113 00:09:42,535 --> 00:09:45,246 Sounds like a compliment. 114 00:09:45,329 --> 00:09:47,248 Are you interested now? 115 00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:29,082 Gloves? 116 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:35,673 People don't really do that, do they? 117 00:10:35,757 --> 00:10:37,675 You'd be surprised. 118 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:51,272 Does that really work? 119 00:10:51,314 --> 00:10:53,274 Wait and see. 120 00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:01,158 Beginner's luck. 121 00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:10,709 See, nobody home. 122 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,711 Okay, first things first. 123 00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:14,713 - We need a bag. - "A bag?" 124 00:11:14,797 --> 00:11:16,715 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 125 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:18,717 - Do you have one of your own? - Yeah. 126 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:21,011 It's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 127 00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:23,598 Ah. Bingo! 128 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,809 Okay. What do you fancy? 129 00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:38,613 Nothing here of any value. 130 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,449 - You don't seem that concerned. Why do you do it? - I don't do it for the money. 131 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:45,120 For the adrenalin, and because, like you, I'm interested in people. 132 00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:47,456 Yeah, you can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 133 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,834 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 134 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,004 You can tell a lot from the futon for a start. Young people have futons. 135 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,715 These people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 136 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,051 And they've got one laundry bag, which means they're probably very used to each other. 137 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,137 Probably about 25 or over. 138 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,723 They could be 20, and they've been living together for years. 139 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,934 Nah. Look at the books. They're college educated. 140 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,729 Probably graduated when they were 21 or 22. 141 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,773 Moved in together in the last year. 142 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,693 You can tell more from their music. 143 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,695 And here is the box. 144 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,448 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 145 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,576 - But mainly it's just a shoe box. - Is there valuables in it? 146 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,704 No, more interesting. More personal things like snapshots, 147 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,123 letters, little trinkets from Christmas. 148 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,125 See? 149 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:36,256 Envelope, photo, calling cards, notes. 150 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:39,636 Sort of an unconscious collection, a display. 151 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:42,430 - What do you mean, "display?" - Well, display. 152 00:12:42,514 --> 00:12:45,600 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 153 00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:48,394 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 154 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,316 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What-- 155 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:56,152 What the hell did you do that for? 156 00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,905 It's like a diary. They hide it. 157 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,115 But actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 158 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,410 See their display. Flip sides of the same coin. 159 00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,579 This way they know that someone's seen it. 160 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:08,749 That's what it's all about-- interrupting someone's life, 161 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:11,293 making them see all the things they took for granted. 162 00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:15,297 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves with the insurance money, 163 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:18,300 they'll have to think for the first time in a long time... 164 00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:21,512 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 165 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:25,891 You take it away, and you show them what they had. 166 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:33,817 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 167 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,237 I think I'll just give them something to, uh, chat about. 168 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,239 Why would you want to do that? 169 00:13:39,322 --> 00:13:42,242 She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 170 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:45,453 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 171 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:48,081 Don't you listen? You take it away... 172 00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,584 and show them what they had. 173 00:13:58,342 --> 00:14:00,678 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 174 00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:03,264 Don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 175 00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:07,310 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 176 00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:10,688 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 177 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:18,113 - So are we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 178 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:22,034 But that's not really the point, is it? I mean, this is work. 179 00:14:22,117 --> 00:14:24,453 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 180 00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:28,123 No, this is the point-- breaking in, entering someone's life, 181 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:30,167 finding out who they really are. 182 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:34,171 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here, drinking their wine. 183 00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,465 People we'll never even meet. 184 00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:41,804 Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 185 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:46,017 - What the f-- - Shh! 186 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,061 Oh, you startled us. Are you from the agency, 187 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:50,063 - or are you viewing like us? - What are you doing in my flat? 188 00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:52,857 - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here? - But we're not moving. 189 00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:56,486 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 190 00:14:59,739 --> 00:15:02,283 But we're not moving. 191 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,245 Really? Then I should check with the agent, love. 192 00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:07,248 Sorry. 193 00:15:22,847 --> 00:15:26,517 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down again. 194 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,019 Maybe there's a way off here. 195 00:15:30,271 --> 00:15:33,108 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 196 00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:35,402 Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 197 00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:37,988 - What do you think you were doing? - I caught them on the hop. 198 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,240 - We surprised them. - How do you mean? 199 00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:42,868 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 200 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:45,787 She was up to no good, and she was pretty glad we weren't her boyfriend. 201 00:15:45,871 --> 00:15:50,041 - You reckon? - Why else would she be home in the middle of the afternoon? 202 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,419 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 203 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,630 We're unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 204 00:15:55,714 --> 00:15:57,884 - Well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 205 00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,553 Next time you can do the fucking prep work. 206 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,555 - No, I didn't mean it like that. - No, I mean it. 207 00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:06,809 Take your mark, check it out for days, months, years, whatever. 208 00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:10,188 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 209 00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,190 - Tell you what. - What? 210 00:16:12,273 --> 00:16:14,775 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 211 00:16:14,859 --> 00:16:17,445 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 212 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:21,512 Beer, please. 213 00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,682 Thanks. 214 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:45,120 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 215 00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:47,122 But you can't sleep with me. 216 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:50,417 - Why's that? - 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 217 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:54,713 - That bald one? - He'd let you buy me a drink, 218 00:17:54,754 --> 00:17:56,965 but sex is completely out of the question. 219 00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:01,721 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 220 00:18:08,477 --> 00:18:10,730 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this? 221 00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:14,066 - doing with a cunt like that? - It's a long story. Keep your voice down. 222 00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:16,861 - He does own this place. - I was trying to get your attention. 223 00:18:21,115 --> 00:18:24,118 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 224 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,120 So? 225 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:31,084 So you've obviously had a bad day. 226 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:35,756 Kind of day that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 227 00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:38,175 Yeah. 228 00:18:38,258 --> 00:18:41,136 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 229 00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:48,101 - Say something to me. - Like what? 230 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,982 See you outside in ten minutes. 231 00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:22,304 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just-- - It just came apart in your hands. 232 00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:25,307 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 233 00:19:25,349 --> 00:19:29,228 Somebody dropped it. I've been meaning to... 234 00:19:29,311 --> 00:19:31,230 fix it, but, um, 235 00:19:32,565 --> 00:19:35,025 I'll probably never get around to it. 236 00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:37,778 It's a ticker tape mix of, um-- 237 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,828 - So, what about you and this bald guy? - What about him? 238 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:47,914 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 239 00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:50,375 You and him have got something going? 240 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:53,920 No. We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 241 00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:57,340 - So why'd you tell me you were with him? - To get rid of you. 242 00:19:57,382 --> 00:20:00,552 So why wouldn't you agree to have a drink with me? 243 00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,596 Did we have to come here? 244 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:06,517 He still gets jealous, and I didn't feel like going back to my place. 245 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:09,729 - Why not? - I got burgled yesterday. 246 00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:14,025 What's it feel like, being, uh, broken into? 247 00:20:14,108 --> 00:20:16,068 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 248 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,404 I'm curious about the way people feel. 249 00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:22,033 I'm a writer. 250 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:24,076 Gosh. 251 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,078 - So? - So? 252 00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:29,498 - So how'd it feel? - Great. 253 00:20:29,582 --> 00:20:32,544 Sorry. 254 00:20:32,628 --> 00:20:36,465 - This bald guy's dangerous, is he? - You are a nosy bastard. 255 00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:40,719 - Dangerous, like how? - Dangerous, like criminal-type dangerous. 256 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:43,055 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 257 00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:47,351 - What sort of bad things? - The usual-- girls, drugs, magazines. 258 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,062 - "Magazines?" - And films. Pornography. 259 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,606 - And he owns a couple of clubs. - Wealthy type. 260 00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:56,778 Yes. And refined. 261 00:20:56,861 --> 00:21:00,782 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things that he was capable of. 262 00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:03,326 What sort of things are they? 263 00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:07,080 Perhaps another time. 264 00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:09,749 I really think I should be going. 265 00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:26,308 - Yeah? - It's me, Bill. 266 00:21:26,392 --> 00:21:28,310 What the fuck do you want? 267 00:21:28,394 --> 00:21:31,313 - Advice. - On what? 268 00:21:31,397 --> 00:21:34,400 - On a job. - What fucking job? 269 00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:37,945 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 270 00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:41,031 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 271 00:21:41,115 --> 00:21:44,410 - I wanna know something about protection. - "Protection?" 272 00:21:44,493 --> 00:21:48,540 Yeah, you know, self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 273 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:51,918 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 274 00:21:54,004 --> 00:21:56,506 Steel whip. Nunchakus, they're all right. 275 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:59,634 Tools are good. A sharpened screwdriver, a hammer, a chisel. 276 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,721 - "Hammer?" - Yeah. Medium-sized, good rubber grip. 277 00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:06,474 It's very nasty. You get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 278 00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:09,936 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 279 00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:14,358 You still there? 280 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,628 You might want to get some of these, for Christ's sake. 281 00:22:33,711 --> 00:22:36,464 - Where did you get them? - I stole them from Middlessex Hospital. 282 00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:38,467 You can't buy them. 283 00:22:42,471 --> 00:22:44,598 Bin-fucking-go. 284 00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:52,231 Okay, you get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 285 00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:16,005 - I got one. - Ah, that's good. 286 00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:19,467 - May not need it. There's fuck-all here. - Really? 287 00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:22,845 - What about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 288 00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:26,057 What are we, burglars or vandals? 289 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:28,310 If you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 290 00:23:28,394 --> 00:23:30,896 Uh, what about the tapes? 291 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:35,401 - Not much of a collection, but it's a bit personal. - What do you mean? 292 00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:39,655 It's not the kind of stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps of conversation. 293 00:23:39,738 --> 00:23:43,284 - What sort of music's that? - Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 294 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,411 - He's got taste? - Each to his own, 295 00:23:45,494 --> 00:23:48,372 but he's a sad fucker with no social life. 296 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:54,087 - Ooh, nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 297 00:23:54,129 --> 00:23:56,256 Nah. If he's a writer, he'd have a word processor. 298 00:23:56,339 --> 00:24:00,594 This guy wants to be a writer. Those are two totally separate things. 299 00:24:02,846 --> 00:24:05,557 - You checked this out? - Uh-huh. 300 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,726 - You watched him go to work, saw his routine? - Yeah. 301 00:24:07,809 --> 00:24:09,853 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 302 00:24:09,936 --> 00:24:12,564 This guy's unemployed. 303 00:24:12,647 --> 00:24:15,650 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 304 00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:17,695 People who have jobs don't have this kind of shit in their homes. 305 00:24:17,778 --> 00:24:19,697 He's either unemployed or he's a student. 306 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,033 Which means he could be back any fucking second. 307 00:24:22,116 --> 00:24:25,620 What the fuck is that? You should recognize it, dole boy. 308 00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:29,707 His fucking U.B. 40, you ass. You didn't check this out. We're going now. 309 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,295 - We're not gonna take anything? - No, we're not gonna take anything. 310 00:24:34,337 --> 00:24:37,798 I don't feel like scrounging off some poor dole head. Fuck it. No offense. 311 00:24:37,882 --> 00:24:40,760 None taken. 312 00:24:40,843 --> 00:24:45,015 Let's go to someplace I've checked. 313 00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:21,344 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be done in just a minute. 314 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,447 - Nice place. - Thanks. 315 00:26:20,488 --> 00:26:24,243 Feel a bit funny about it, since someone's been going through my stuff. 316 00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:26,913 - Sort of creepy. - What'd they take? 317 00:26:26,996 --> 00:26:30,082 Books, my camera, CDs. 318 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:34,378 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. Apparently that's standard. 319 00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,589 It must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 320 00:26:36,672 --> 00:26:40,218 Insurance'll cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 321 00:26:40,301 --> 00:26:44,764 - "Personal stuff?" Like what? - They, um, rifled through my underwear. 322 00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:47,226 Shit. Why would they do that? 323 00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:51,063 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 324 00:26:51,146 --> 00:26:55,275 I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 325 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,445 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 326 00:26:58,487 --> 00:27:01,365 They didn't take the pair. They took one just to really fuck me off. 327 00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:03,784 You probably misplaced the other one. 328 00:27:03,825 --> 00:27:06,620 I know. I had them on my dresser, 329 00:27:06,703 --> 00:27:08,789 and I came back and there was just one. 330 00:27:08,872 --> 00:27:13,127 - So you just wear one now. - It gives me something to talk about. 331 00:27:13,211 --> 00:27:15,797 I'll, uh-- I'll go and get some clothes on. 332 00:30:35,129 --> 00:30:37,048 Bill? 333 00:30:51,562 --> 00:30:54,941 Saucy, eh? 334 00:30:55,024 --> 00:30:58,028 Haven't found a bag yet? 335 00:30:58,111 --> 00:31:01,240 - This is her flat. - Yeah, she's a fox. 336 00:31:01,323 --> 00:31:05,494 - She's got pictures of herself everywhere. - Yeah, she looks good. 337 00:31:05,577 --> 00:31:07,704 Look at this stuff. 338 00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:20,217 Mmm. Mmm, you should take some of this stuff. 339 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:23,304 - No way. - Suit yourself. I'm gonna take something. 340 00:31:23,388 --> 00:31:25,765 Look at her. She's a babe. 341 00:31:38,069 --> 00:31:39,988 Bingo. 342 00:32:21,323 --> 00:32:24,951 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 343 00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:27,787 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 344 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,501 Is that about it? 345 00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:37,798 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 346 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:44,764 Not much else. Stereo's too big. Piano-- definitely too big. 347 00:32:44,847 --> 00:32:48,226 I think... I'll just misplace this for her. 348 00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:50,456 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 349 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,960 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 350 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,296 It's owned by one of those management places. 351 00:33:55,379 --> 00:33:58,549 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 352 00:33:58,632 --> 00:34:02,803 Or eventually, they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 353 00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:04,847 London's full of these dead spaces. 354 00:34:04,930 --> 00:34:07,766 Above restaurants or shops, whole buildings. 355 00:34:07,808 --> 00:34:10,769 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 356 00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:14,273 - You hang on to it until I let you know we're ready to fence it. - Okay. 357 00:34:14,315 --> 00:34:18,486 Unless... you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get for it. 358 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:20,488 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 359 00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:23,825 Look, I was hard on you at that last place, 360 00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:26,703 but you've got to understand, I won't let anybody put me at risk. 361 00:34:26,786 --> 00:34:29,456 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 362 00:34:29,539 --> 00:34:31,958 - An early supper, I think. - No, I really can't afford it. 363 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,252 - It's covered. - Yeah? 364 00:34:34,336 --> 00:34:36,087 Okay. 365 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,845 Authentic? I don't know, but I like it. 366 00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:45,014 You keep on coming in here. 367 00:34:45,097 --> 00:34:47,016 - I know. I like it. - Why? I don't know. 368 00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:49,769 Well, no, I do know why. 369 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:53,105 - Why? - Because there's no windows, and because it's dark, 370 00:34:53,147 --> 00:34:55,107 and nobody can see you in the alcoves. 371 00:34:55,149 --> 00:34:58,694 And so, perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 372 00:34:58,778 --> 00:35:00,696 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where... 373 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,698 you bring all the guys you go out with, 374 00:35:02,782 --> 00:35:04,867 because you know that he's, uh, 375 00:35:04,951 --> 00:35:07,788 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 376 00:35:07,829 --> 00:35:09,831 Maybe. 377 00:35:09,873 --> 00:35:11,833 Maybe. Yeah. 378 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,294 I thought it was over between you two. 379 00:35:14,336 --> 00:35:16,838 It is. 380 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,841 So how come you still go to basement bars then... 381 00:35:19,883 --> 00:35:21,843 so that you can't be seen by him? 382 00:35:21,885 --> 00:35:24,638 - Because, as I've told you before-- - You're afraid of him, 383 00:35:24,721 --> 00:35:27,307 - because he's... dangerous. - Because he's dangerous. 384 00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:30,352 Dangerous how? How dangerous? You keep saying he's dangerous. 385 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:34,983 You never explain to me why you're so afraid of him. 386 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,402 Okay. 387 00:35:37,485 --> 00:35:41,114 He came around to my flat with a couple of his... 388 00:35:41,197 --> 00:35:44,993 associates, and... 389 00:35:45,034 --> 00:35:48,496 I didn't really know what all this was about until this other guy arrived... 390 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,165 - Mm-hmm. - who apparently owed them some money. 391 00:35:51,207 --> 00:35:56,129 They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer, 392 00:35:56,212 --> 00:35:58,841 they held him down and smashed every single one of his fingers. 393 00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:09,435 And then they smashed his skull. 394 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,356 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 395 00:36:19,486 --> 00:36:21,656 You're joking with me. 396 00:36:22,741 --> 00:36:24,701 No. 397 00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:29,873 - You're not joking with me. - Uh-uh. 398 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,461 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 399 00:36:34,544 --> 00:36:36,588 - Isn't it? - No. No, no. 400 00:36:36,671 --> 00:36:39,966 That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 401 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:42,719 - That's not funny. - Yeah. 402 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,512 I know. 403 00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:54,273 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 404 00:36:54,357 --> 00:36:56,275 That's not the sort of fella... 405 00:36:56,359 --> 00:36:58,819 - Change the subject. - I would've thought you'd normally associate with. 406 00:36:58,903 --> 00:37:01,781 What were you doing? Were you, um, 407 00:37:01,822 --> 00:37:04,075 working for him at the time? 408 00:37:07,662 --> 00:37:11,332 That is none of your business. 409 00:37:11,415 --> 00:37:14,836 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 410 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,964 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 411 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,001 Bingo. 412 00:39:44,826 --> 00:39:49,122 Bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag. 413 00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:00,592 Fuck! 414 00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:06,431 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 415 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:09,143 Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. 416 00:40:35,337 --> 00:40:37,422 You're developing a taste for it. 417 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:40,133 The violating, the voyeurism-- it's definitely you. 418 00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:42,510 - I think not. - I think so. 419 00:40:42,594 --> 00:40:45,847 I think before long you'll have developed a taste for the things that go with the proceeds. 420 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:47,849 - Such as? - Well, all this. 421 00:40:49,392 --> 00:40:51,353 Do you make all your money through burglary? 422 00:40:51,394 --> 00:40:54,606 No, not all of it. In fact, you're gonna pay for this. 423 00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:56,358 I told you, I can't afford to pay for this. 424 00:40:56,442 --> 00:40:59,820 It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 425 00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:02,240 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 426 00:41:02,323 --> 00:41:04,992 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 427 00:41:05,034 --> 00:41:06,994 - "Sign it?" - Sign it. 428 00:41:07,036 --> 00:41:10,289 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 429 00:41:10,373 --> 00:41:12,291 D. Lloyd. 430 00:41:26,056 --> 00:41:29,935 Are you ever worried about being caught? 431 00:41:30,018 --> 00:41:33,313 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 432 00:41:33,397 --> 00:41:37,317 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 433 00:41:39,111 --> 00:41:41,863 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 434 00:41:41,947 --> 00:41:43,907 I would do things that you don't even believe. 435 00:41:43,949 --> 00:41:46,118 - Such as? - Example. 436 00:41:46,201 --> 00:41:50,123 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat I'll see that the owners are about to go on holiday. 437 00:41:50,206 --> 00:41:53,751 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 438 00:41:53,835 --> 00:41:56,170 - You've gotta be joking. - No. It happens a lot more than you believe. 439 00:41:56,254 --> 00:41:58,881 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 440 00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:03,928 - It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. - Crafty. 441 00:42:05,513 --> 00:42:08,766 Jesus fucking Christ. 442 00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:12,229 - What's wrong? - The woman from the first flat we broke into just walked in. 443 00:42:12,271 --> 00:42:14,231 - Are you sure? - Yes, I am fucking sure! 444 00:42:14,273 --> 00:42:16,609 - Is she with the same bloke? It's all right then. - No. 445 00:42:16,692 --> 00:42:19,194 - What if she sees us? - She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 446 00:42:19,278 --> 00:42:21,405 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 447 00:42:21,447 --> 00:42:24,241 What's she gonna say to us? That we stole half a bottle of red wine? Calm down. 448 00:42:24,283 --> 00:42:26,994 - You mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind! 449 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,455 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 450 00:42:29,496 --> 00:42:32,249 - She saw me. She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 451 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:37,422 - She recognizes us. I think we should leave. - Okay. We'll leave. 452 00:42:37,505 --> 00:42:39,466 Not that we've got anything to worry about... 453 00:42:39,507 --> 00:42:42,469 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 454 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,934 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 455 00:42:48,975 --> 00:42:51,019 - Yeah, but-- - Don't fucking say it! 456 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:55,273 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. That sort of thing makes me nervous. 457 00:42:55,315 --> 00:42:57,817 If you're so worried about your appearance, change it. 458 00:42:57,859 --> 00:43:01,071 A new haircut, set of clothes, your mother won't even recognize you. 459 00:43:01,154 --> 00:43:05,618 Just because you broke into people's homes doesn't mean you need to look like a burglar. 460 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,036 Everybody has a box. 461 00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,606 - Yep? - Hello. It's Bill. 462 00:46:54,689 --> 00:46:56,608 Hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 463 00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,985 Not much. It's about the stuff. 464 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:01,446 What about the stuff? 465 00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:05,200 I've, uh, met this guy, said he'd fence most of it. 466 00:47:05,241 --> 00:47:09,037 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 467 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,582 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could. 468 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:15,711 But, uh, half of whatever I get. 469 00:47:15,795 --> 00:47:18,589 - How does that sound? - Well, that sounds fine. 470 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,758 - Anything else? - Yeah, I took your advice. 471 00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,843 - What advice? - About changing my appearance. 472 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:26,013 - I got my haircut. I'm all dressed up. - With no place to go. 473 00:47:26,097 --> 00:47:28,557 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that. 474 00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:33,271 Yeah. I just feel better this way. 475 00:47:33,354 --> 00:47:37,067 - Safer, huh? - Safer. I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 476 00:47:37,150 --> 00:47:39,653 Right. 477 00:47:42,281 --> 00:47:44,908 What was all that about? 478 00:47:44,950 --> 00:47:48,412 You. Your stuff, anyway. 479 00:47:48,495 --> 00:47:50,455 He's gonna deal with it himself. 480 00:47:50,497 --> 00:47:52,582 Meaning? 481 00:47:52,624 --> 00:47:54,751 Meaning he took the bait and he's hooked. 482 00:47:54,835 --> 00:47:58,505 He's gonna hang on to the stuff but pretend to sell it, give me some money. 483 00:47:58,589 --> 00:48:01,216 You may even get most of it back if you're lucky. 484 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,928 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 485 00:48:03,970 --> 00:48:06,681 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 486 00:48:06,764 --> 00:48:10,310 So, does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 487 00:48:10,393 --> 00:48:13,813 No. And I wouldn't wait for your panties, either. 488 00:48:13,855 --> 00:48:15,815 He's too embarrassed to give those back too. 489 00:48:15,857 --> 00:48:18,192 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 490 00:48:18,276 --> 00:48:20,445 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 491 00:48:20,528 --> 00:48:22,822 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 492 00:48:22,905 --> 00:48:25,450 Even Bill's not gonna fall for that. 493 00:48:25,491 --> 00:48:28,287 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 494 00:48:28,370 --> 00:48:31,624 Right under the mat just like I told him. That's totally pathetic. 495 00:48:31,707 --> 00:48:33,959 It was a new mat as well. I think he bought this mat... 496 00:48:34,001 --> 00:48:35,961 just so he could put the key under it. 497 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,599 Fuck it. 498 00:50:39,173 --> 00:50:41,133 Fuck off. 499 00:50:41,175 --> 00:50:45,888 How do you know it was me? Could have been your mother you just told to fuck off. 500 00:50:45,971 --> 00:50:50,309 - I meant it. - Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 501 00:51:06,576 --> 00:51:09,412 - So, apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 502 00:51:10,830 --> 00:51:15,085 - I'm doing a piece about burglaries. - What? 503 00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:22,051 I'm writing about burglaries-- about a friend of mine who breaks into people's houses. 504 00:51:22,134 --> 00:51:25,805 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 505 00:51:25,846 --> 00:51:28,766 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't wanna upset you too much. 506 00:51:28,849 --> 00:51:32,270 He's been breaking in and-- I haven't stolen anything. 507 00:51:32,353 --> 00:51:36,524 I-- I just go along and see what happens. 508 00:51:36,607 --> 00:51:39,026 Is that it? 509 00:51:39,068 --> 00:51:41,529 Yes. 510 00:51:41,612 --> 00:51:44,657 What's that got to do with anything? 511 00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:47,536 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 512 00:51:47,619 --> 00:51:50,831 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 513 00:51:50,914 --> 00:51:53,500 I was early the other day. I saw him leave. 514 00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:56,503 - You said it was over. - It is. 515 00:51:56,545 --> 00:51:59,339 Then why are you still seeing him? 516 00:52:02,009 --> 00:52:05,387 - He's blackmailing me. - He's rich. 517 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:07,431 - Why would he want money? - I didn't say anything about money. 518 00:52:07,514 --> 00:52:10,434 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 519 00:52:10,517 --> 00:52:14,897 - Of? - Of me. Don't ask me anything else. 520 00:52:14,939 --> 00:52:18,359 - I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. - You've got me all wrong. 521 00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:20,862 - Have I? - Yes. 522 00:52:20,903 --> 00:52:22,947 Where are these... pictures? 523 00:52:23,031 --> 00:52:25,700 - In his office. Why? - I could take them. 524 00:52:25,783 --> 00:52:30,246 - How? - I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 525 00:52:30,288 --> 00:52:33,291 There's gotta be some valuable stuff in his office, you know. 526 00:52:33,374 --> 00:52:36,377 - Sometimes keeps money in the safe. - We can't get into his safe. 527 00:52:36,419 --> 00:52:38,797 - That's where the photos are. - What? 528 00:52:38,881 --> 00:52:41,884 They're in an envelope. There are negatives and some of the prints. 529 00:52:41,925 --> 00:52:44,803 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 530 00:52:44,887 --> 00:52:48,057 - How? - I've seen him open it loads of times. 531 00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:50,434 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 532 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:54,021 Well, that's what we'll do then. 533 00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:03,239 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 534 00:53:03,323 --> 00:53:06,785 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from. 535 00:53:06,826 --> 00:53:09,412 And we're not going to get caught. 536 00:53:12,165 --> 00:53:16,294 If you get them, you won't look at the photos and you won't even look in the envelope. 537 00:53:16,378 --> 00:53:19,214 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 538 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,716 You have my word. 539 00:53:42,822 --> 00:53:45,658 - You're late. - Sorry. 540 00:53:45,741 --> 00:53:48,494 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 541 00:53:48,577 --> 00:53:50,871 I got rid of most of it. 542 00:54:04,636 --> 00:54:08,807 - It'll take me a couple of days to get rid of all of this. - That's what I thought. 543 00:54:14,104 --> 00:54:17,942 - Is there something else on your mind? - Yeah. I wanna hit a place. 544 00:54:18,026 --> 00:54:20,528 Well, I've been scouting out a couple of places. 545 00:54:20,612 --> 00:54:23,156 - A particular place. Some photos. - Photos? 546 00:54:23,197 --> 00:54:25,658 Yeah, for a friend. 547 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,495 - What's the place? - Photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 548 00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:33,124 - Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money at? - Money's in the safe. 549 00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:35,001 Probably. 550 00:54:35,043 --> 00:54:38,254 Probably. Whose office? 551 00:54:38,338 --> 00:54:40,256 A club owner-- pornographer type. 552 00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:43,010 - Heavy? - Yeah, it looks like it. 553 00:54:49,642 --> 00:54:51,894 What the fuck's going on? 554 00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:56,941 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 555 00:54:57,024 --> 00:55:00,694 - The owner of that bag. - What? 556 00:55:00,736 --> 00:55:03,739 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 557 00:55:03,781 --> 00:55:05,866 Now tell me you're fucking joking. 558 00:55:05,908 --> 00:55:08,703 No. 559 00:55:08,745 --> 00:55:11,247 I thought she looked interesting. I followed her. 560 00:55:11,289 --> 00:55:14,542 We had a drink, and... now we're involved. 561 00:55:14,584 --> 00:55:17,379 - Have you slept with her? - Yeah. 562 00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:19,923 We're gettin' on really well. 563 00:55:20,006 --> 00:55:23,426 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean-- 564 00:55:23,468 --> 00:55:28,348 You thought that would mean telling her you robbed her. How prudent not to tell her that! 565 00:55:29,641 --> 00:55:33,145 That's a nice haircut though. Nice suit as well. 566 00:55:33,229 --> 00:55:36,440 - Pity to have bloodstains on it. - What blood? 567 00:56:08,348 --> 00:56:10,767 You're on your own now. 568 00:56:10,809 --> 00:56:13,729 Here. Here's a present for you... 569 00:56:13,812 --> 00:56:17,441 to get you started on your new solo career. 570 00:57:30,225 --> 00:57:32,978 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 571 00:57:33,061 --> 00:57:35,563 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to, 572 00:57:35,647 --> 00:57:38,567 but it's not really the same as telling you to. 573 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:43,864 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 574 00:57:43,906 --> 00:57:46,492 Of course. 575 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:53,040 Look, I'm in deep shit. This has gotta work. 576 00:57:53,082 --> 00:57:55,042 They really think you're involved? 577 00:57:55,084 --> 00:57:57,169 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 578 00:57:57,253 --> 00:57:59,714 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy that saw me leave and pull me in. 579 00:57:59,755 --> 00:58:04,553 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. Which is why I think this is gonna work. 580 00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:07,055 What we need is someone of roughly the same appearance, 581 00:58:07,097 --> 00:58:09,725 roughly the same way of working, we should be fine. 582 00:58:09,766 --> 00:58:12,185 Just tell him what really happened. You found her like that. 583 00:58:12,269 --> 00:58:16,398 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. No, I mean, this is horrible. 584 00:58:16,481 --> 00:58:18,984 There's blood everywhere. 585 00:58:19,067 --> 00:58:23,363 Her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 586 00:58:23,447 --> 00:58:26,826 I'd been there a while. I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. 587 00:58:26,909 --> 00:58:29,579 I don't know. Look, the point is the body's fresh. 588 00:58:29,662 --> 00:58:34,208 It hasn't been dead long. Any witness might put me close enough to the time of death. 589 00:58:34,292 --> 00:58:38,004 - You just said that the witness didn't get a good look at you. - That's not the point, is it? 590 00:58:38,087 --> 00:58:40,798 A crime that brutal-- an old lady beaten to death-- 591 00:58:40,882 --> 00:58:44,010 if they even think it's me they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 592 00:58:44,093 --> 00:58:49,223 - We've got to have someone else. I told them there's someone. - And if he's got an alibi? 593 00:58:49,307 --> 00:58:51,769 Well, he's a loner. He's perfect. 594 00:58:51,810 --> 00:58:54,480 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 595 00:58:54,563 --> 00:58:56,690 because he's had his hair cut. 596 00:58:56,774 --> 00:58:59,026 No, he's our man. 597 00:59:23,677 --> 00:59:28,515 Got it. I took the fuckin' money first. 598 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:32,268 Money-- bundles of fuckin' money. 599 00:59:33,853 --> 00:59:37,524 Ow! Nothing. Nothing. 600 00:59:39,275 --> 00:59:41,194 I'm okay. 601 00:59:43,114 --> 00:59:45,032 Okay! 602 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,704 Oh, I'll be 'round soon. 603 01:00:32,915 --> 01:00:35,418 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 604 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:37,420 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 605 01:00:37,503 --> 01:00:40,715 - They fell out? - So, are you gonna explain? 606 01:00:40,757 --> 01:00:45,011 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 607 01:00:45,094 --> 01:00:48,723 - There isn't usually any in there. - Well, what then? 608 01:00:52,435 --> 01:00:55,021 It was for a friend. 609 01:00:55,104 --> 01:00:57,733 The police think he did something and he didn't. 610 01:00:57,816 --> 01:01:01,612 So he needs a decoy-- another likely suspect. 611 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:05,699 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it-- his methods. 612 01:01:05,783 --> 01:01:08,077 His methods. 613 01:01:08,118 --> 01:01:10,579 Who was the friend? 614 01:01:11,747 --> 01:01:13,666 Cobb. 615 01:01:13,749 --> 01:01:16,669 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 616 01:01:16,752 --> 01:01:19,004 He found an old lady bashed to death. 617 01:01:19,088 --> 01:01:21,716 He ran off. Someone saw him. 618 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:26,096 Couple of days later the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 619 01:01:26,179 --> 01:01:29,516 - He probably did. - He's a thief. He's not a murderer. 620 01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:34,104 So, he told them that, uh, they've got him confused with another burglar he knew. 621 01:01:34,187 --> 01:01:37,941 - One who used the same M.O. - Why me? 622 01:01:38,024 --> 01:01:40,986 You set yourself up for it. 623 01:01:41,027 --> 01:01:45,240 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 624 01:01:45,323 --> 01:01:48,536 Initially, he thought you were police. And then he followed you. 625 01:01:48,619 --> 01:01:51,330 He followed me? 626 01:01:51,414 --> 01:01:56,752 He followed you and realized you were just this sad, little fucker waiting to be used. 627 01:01:56,836 --> 01:01:59,630 So you and Cobb just went for it. 628 01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:02,591 How could you do this to me? 629 01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:05,011 To anybody? 630 01:02:05,094 --> 01:02:08,097 It's not that serious. 631 01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:10,641 You've got the money, you didn't kill the old lady. 632 01:02:10,725 --> 01:02:13,979 You're just there to throw doubt into the minds of the police. 633 01:02:14,062 --> 01:02:16,315 They'll never charge you. 634 01:02:16,356 --> 01:02:18,817 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 635 01:02:18,859 --> 01:02:21,862 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady and you wouldn't know anything. 636 01:02:21,903 --> 01:02:24,531 They still could have charged me for breaking and entering. 637 01:02:24,614 --> 01:02:29,578 You did break and enter. And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 638 01:02:32,873 --> 01:02:35,667 He came in. He went down. 639 01:02:35,709 --> 01:02:39,505 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 640 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,467 It's his blood on my hammer. 641 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:46,054 How could you do this to me? 642 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:48,681 It's nothing personal. 643 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,018 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 644 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:01,027 - I'll go to the police in the morning. - You can't. 645 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:03,614 I'm going and I'm gonna tell them everything. 646 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,116 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 647 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,952 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 648 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:12,164 - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. - You could. 649 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:14,792 I won't. 650 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:18,754 They'll make you because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 651 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:27,472 I wouldn't do this if I were you. 652 01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:34,187 That's it. 653 01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:38,566 I mean, if you got any, uh, questions, then-- 654 01:03:38,608 --> 01:03:41,069 One or two. 655 01:03:41,111 --> 01:03:46,074 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies at the present. 656 01:03:46,157 --> 01:03:51,414 - You must have. - There's no such ongoing investigation. 657 01:03:51,455 --> 01:03:54,583 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 658 01:03:56,043 --> 01:03:58,212 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 659 01:03:58,296 --> 01:04:01,424 He gave me his word. I believed him. 660 01:04:01,465 --> 01:04:03,759 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 661 01:04:03,843 --> 01:04:06,345 I mean, he's a born peeper. 662 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,768 Anyway, down to business. 663 01:04:12,810 --> 01:04:15,104 Business? 664 01:04:16,982 --> 01:04:19,109 Perhaps there's... 665 01:04:19,151 --> 01:04:22,279 something else you'd like to tell me, hmm? 666 01:04:22,321 --> 01:04:24,614 Anything? 667 01:04:27,784 --> 01:04:30,245 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 668 01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:36,460 What are you gonna do with it? 669 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:39,588 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 670 01:04:41,173 --> 01:04:43,718 Wh-- What's the old man got to say about it? 671 01:04:43,801 --> 01:04:46,971 Oh, well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 672 01:04:48,389 --> 01:04:50,558 Anything at all? 673 01:04:50,642 --> 01:04:53,770 Your side of things? 674 01:04:53,853 --> 01:04:57,732 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 675 01:04:57,815 --> 01:04:59,984 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 676 01:05:00,068 --> 01:05:02,737 He said something about you being a witness... 677 01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:05,281 to an incident that happened in this very room. 678 01:05:05,365 --> 01:05:09,286 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 679 01:05:09,370 --> 01:05:14,583 Something about a bloodstained carpet that you've got stashed away to back up your story, 680 01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:17,711 should it ever be told. 681 01:05:17,795 --> 01:05:22,424 - Did you talk to her? - We found her this morning. 682 01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:29,431 - What do you mean, "found her?" - Her body. 683 01:05:29,515 --> 01:05:33,144 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 684 01:05:33,228 --> 01:05:38,108 One type, I assume, will match the bloke you put in hospital. 685 01:05:38,191 --> 01:05:42,696 All her fingers were smashed. You must have tortured her to get the combination. 686 01:05:42,737 --> 01:05:45,907 I didn't touch her! 687 01:05:45,991 --> 01:05:51,538 We also found some interesting items in your flat in this shoe box under your bed. 688 01:05:51,579 --> 01:05:55,875 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 689 01:05:55,917 --> 01:06:00,047 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 690 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:04,218 Were they hers? I assume so since we found them stashed... 691 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:07,138 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 692 01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:12,476 We also found this pearl earring... 693 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:17,898 which exactly matched the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 694 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,443 - A little trophy? - No! 695 01:06:20,526 --> 01:06:24,156 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 696 01:06:24,239 --> 01:06:26,950 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 697 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:31,997 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 698 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:36,168 The flat belongs to a Mister... 699 01:06:36,251 --> 01:06:38,170 D. Lloyd. 700 01:06:39,588 --> 01:06:41,715 He's just returned from holiday. 701 01:06:41,798 --> 01:06:45,552 And he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 702 01:06:45,636 --> 01:06:48,765 Not much was missing. 703 01:06:48,806 --> 01:06:51,392 But his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 704 01:06:51,476 --> 01:06:56,481 Well, that was Cobb! We used it to pay for a meal in a restaurant. 705 01:06:56,564 --> 01:06:58,816 We found this at your flat. 706 01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,444 It was Cobb... 707 01:07:03,488 --> 01:07:05,490 who stole it. 708 01:07:05,573 --> 01:07:07,950 Is that your handwriting? 709 01:07:10,411 --> 01:07:12,331 Yes.