1 00:00:30,329 --> 00:00:34,925 Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos. A good, good morning to you. 2 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:38,627 It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight. I know. 3 00:00:38,804 --> 00:00:41,796 I'm the voice you normally listen to in the middle of the night. 4 00:00:41,974 --> 00:00:47,503 But today is special, Los Angeles. It's my favorite day of the year. 5 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:50,978 Today is Valentine's Day. 6 00:00:51,149 --> 00:00:56,280 And that's why I'll be here all day and all night, playing the songs you love... 7 00:00:56,455 --> 00:01:00,414 and the songs you love to love to. 8 00:02:46,631 --> 00:02:48,189 Hi. 9 00:02:48,867 --> 00:02:50,357 Okay. 10 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:56,372 When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. 11 00:02:57,676 --> 00:03:00,839 There's one thing that he said that was pure genius. 12 00:03:02,114 --> 00:03:05,606 He said, "If you ever are with a girl... 13 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:09,246 that's too good for you... 14 00:03:10,288 --> 00:03:11,516 marry her." 15 00:03:14,726 --> 00:03:16,318 So... 16 00:03:28,673 --> 00:03:32,165 -Really? -Happy Valentine's Day. 17 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:35,279 Happy Valentine's Day. 18 00:03:41,953 --> 00:03:43,386 She said yes! 19 00:03:55,834 --> 00:04:00,567 Julia, call me as soon as you get this. I got big news. Big news. 20 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:03,230 -She said yes. -You're kidding. 21 00:04:03,408 --> 00:04:05,808 -What? -I mean, you're kidding! 22 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:08,605 -You thought she'd say no. -Man, come on. You know me... 23 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,305 always preparing for the worst. Immigrant mentality. 24 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:14,611 -Forget it. She said yes. This is good news. -Yeah, and get this: 25 00:04:14,786 --> 00:04:16,304 I don't even have to play it cool today. 26 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,224 I can be a sappy cheeseball all day... 27 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:24,192 mooning about love to total strangers, and no one'll think I'm a moron. 28 00:04:24,362 --> 00:04:27,092 Because it's Valentine's Day? 29 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:30,530 And everyone is romantic on Valentine's Day. 30 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:36,202 Get your head out of your ass and use your damn turn signal... 31 00:04:36,374 --> 00:04:38,865 you freaking moron. 32 00:04:40,846 --> 00:04:42,507 Good morning, Los Angeles. 33 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:46,742 I'm Sherry Donaldson with the KVLA news team. 34 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:50,581 -And now let's check the weather. -Good morning. 35 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:56,018 Sun shines on late morning, and look at these numbers. 36 00:04:56,194 --> 00:05:00,130 Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s, and a bit cloudy by the coast... 37 00:05:00,298 --> 00:05:04,257 until mid-morning, when the marine layer burns off. 38 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:06,504 Susan, what the hell is this? 39 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,300 The boss thinks it's gonna up the ratings. 40 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:12,636 And we're clear. 41 00:05:12,811 --> 00:05:15,609 Not talking about Pippi Longstocking, I'm talking about this. 42 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,146 I'm a sports journalist, I don't do lifestyle. 43 00:05:18,316 --> 00:05:21,183 You're my number 2 sports journalist, Kelvin, which means... 44 00:05:21,353 --> 00:05:24,754 that on slow sports days, you do the pieces I want you to do. 45 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:26,989 The station wants more fluff. 46 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:30,690 Look, I'll do some follow-up stories, do some investigative reporting... 47 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:31,954 bring it back to you? 48 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:35,395 There's only one story today, Kelvin. It's all yours. 49 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:38,627 It's not complicated. It's your basic man on the street. 50 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:42,000 "Tell me, John Q, Jane Q, 51 00:05:42,107 --> 00:05:44,200 what does Valentine's Day mean to you?" 52 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:47,076 It gives me acid reflux. That's what it means to me. 53 00:05:47,245 --> 00:05:50,005 We spend a lot of money. Nobody cares. It's not a real holiday. 54 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:52,082 We don't take the day off. Come on, Susan. 55 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:56,448 And we're coming back in 5, 4, 3... 56 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:59,354 Listen, I'm a player... 57 00:05:59,524 --> 00:06:02,425 but I shut down my player-ness... 58 00:06:02,594 --> 00:06:06,325 from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day just so I can avoid this day. 59 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:11,199 I need happy, I need romantic, I need love... 60 00:06:11,369 --> 00:06:12,859 and I need it from you. 61 00:06:13,572 --> 00:06:15,199 You need Jesus. 62 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:18,934 Go. Go away now. 63 00:06:32,257 --> 00:06:34,885 Sunflowers! Beautiful! 64 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:01,476 Good morning! 65 00:07:04,823 --> 00:07:06,757 -Hello, good morning. -Hello, hello. 66 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:09,587 I need my lucky bamboo. Actually, I need both flats, and-- 67 00:07:09,761 --> 00:07:12,662 -Do you hav-- I actually need the whole lot. -All of them? 68 00:07:12,831 --> 00:07:15,527 -Want my Gerbera daisies too? -No, no, no. No-- Yes. 69 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,759 Alphonso's gonna pick everything up later. 70 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:21,303 -Mr. Reed, why are you always happy? -Why not be always happy? 71 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,603 -Reed? -Simon. 72 00:07:24,776 --> 00:07:26,107 -Reed. -What's up, man? 73 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:27,370 -How are you? -All right. 74 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:30,173 -What's going on? -Hey, I'm gonna be on TV. 75 00:07:30,348 --> 00:07:32,373 -Interviewer over there. -Really? 76 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:35,212 Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you. 77 00:07:35,387 --> 00:07:36,877 Morley said yes. 78 00:07:37,722 --> 00:07:38,882 She said yes? 79 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:41,924 What is with everybody? She said yes. I'm getting married. 80 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:43,117 It's great news. 81 00:07:45,196 --> 00:07:48,461 Listen, I need to get her something, like, really nice, though, like-- 82 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:51,864 Not roses, something out of the ordinary, you know? 83 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,668 -What is it? -No, no, no. 84 00:07:57,842 --> 00:08:01,710 Do not open until perfect moment. 85 00:08:01,913 --> 00:08:04,313 Ready for the interview. 86 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:07,417 Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 13... 87 00:08:07,585 --> 00:08:11,885 right here at the downtown flower mart with Mr. Simon Pham... 88 00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:13,888 that's P-H-A-M, not with an F. 89 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:18,018 Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell on Valentine's Day? 90 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:20,824 The Captain and Tennille were married on Valentine's Day. 91 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:22,023 What's that you said? 92 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,828 The Captain and Tennille were married on Valentine's Day. 93 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:29,099 110 million red roses are sold in America every Valentine's Day. 94 00:08:29,274 --> 00:08:33,301 -60% are produced in California. -Does he work for you? I mean... 95 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:34,502 I'm a florist. 96 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,910 I own Siena Bouquet, 2173 Rosewood. 97 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,983 -And what's your name, sir? -Reed Bennett. 98 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:43,780 -Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports. -Reed Bennett. Yeah, sports. 99 00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:46,150 -Okay, from Santa Montica-- -Siena Bouquet. 100 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:48,986 -Santa-- What is it? Siena Bouquet. -Siena Bouquet. 101 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,492 In the Val-- Off of Ventura. 102 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:04,202 Well, you do have a flaw after all. 103 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,970 -Yeah? What's that? -Your job. 104 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:08,544 I thought women liked doctors. 105 00:09:10,115 --> 00:09:14,643 We do like lab coats, but the flying around everywhere is not so good. 106 00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:16,980 I'm only going to San Francisco for one night. 107 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,151 Couldn't somebody else do it, just tonight? 108 00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:22,486 No, I'm the best. 109 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:27,797 If it's any consolation, when I'm fixing his heart... 110 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:30,696 you can hold mine. 111 00:09:32,169 --> 00:09:34,032 Thank you. 112 00:09:35,673 --> 00:09:40,042 Hey, what are you doing? No. I can't miss my plane. No. 113 00:09:43,381 --> 00:09:46,248 I can't believe you're leaving me on Valentine's Day. 114 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:49,080 -You said you had something to do. -I do have something. 115 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:52,815 I do have something to do. I just don't know that I wanna do it. 116 00:09:52,991 --> 00:09:55,186 -You know my friend Kara? -Which one's Kara? 117 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,850 Neurotic, hot mess. 118 00:09:57,028 --> 00:10:00,930 She throws this annual "I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner. 119 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:05,799 -It's a bit of a downer, actually. -What's there to hate? 120 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,498 Nothing, if you're a handsome, divorced doctor. 121 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:13,201 But for the rest of us single women, it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap. 122 00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:16,176 It's the universe saying, "Look, remember when you were 14... 123 00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:18,212 and you had cystic acne and braces... 124 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:20,476 and you played the saxophone in the band... 125 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:23,177 and no one would invite you to the winter formal? 126 00:10:23,354 --> 00:10:24,582 Well, nothing's changed." 127 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:29,524 I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. 128 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:31,958 And then I would prescribe Retin-A for your skin. 129 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,656 That's why you're my valentine. 130 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:38,666 So we have a professional here. 131 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:41,305 I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories on Valentine's Day. 132 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:42,804 Do you still believe in love? 133 00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:47,035 Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act left on the planet. 134 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:51,581 Well, if he said it, folks, it must be true, because he is a florist. 135 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,992 What is it? 136 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,326 You're up. 137 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:13,061 -Did you get my good side? -I don't know. Roll over. 138 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,234 Last night... 139 00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:23,912 Was...? 140 00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,447 -Amazing. -Okay, thank you. 141 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:29,519 -Well, I used to be a gymnast. -Well, that explains a lot. 142 00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:31,882 Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right? 143 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:35,483 -You're so cute. -I thought you wanted to be a poet... 144 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,356 - not a photographer. -A girl can change her mind, Jason. 145 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,828 That's how last night happened. 146 00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:45,295 -Anyway, I could not write that photo. -Okay, yeah... 147 00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:49,035 Is my nose kind of--? It looks kind of big for my face. 148 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,665 I think that's L.A. talking. I think you have a great nose. 149 00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:01,849 My God. Is that the time? 150 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:05,820 What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast. I don't like being late. 151 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:08,584 -I have to go. I just-- -Just like that? 152 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,558 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just-- Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt. 153 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:16,297 What? Right. I think I half-remember that. 154 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:19,834 -3 minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead? -I don't wanna seem eager. 155 00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:21,699 But, yeah, you know what? Stay. 156 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:24,865 Hang out for a little bit. Maybe we can grab breakfast. 157 00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:31,907 -I knew it. I knew it. -What is that, techno? 158 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,277 -What? -The ring. 159 00:12:34,351 --> 00:12:39,083 No, I think it's, like, a little more retro. It's kind of '70s. 160 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:42,590 Thank you so much for last night. I had a blast. 161 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,024 And there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen. 162 00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:46,925 -I think I'm out of coffee. -You were. 163 00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:49,658 I borrowed some from your neighbor. She was surprised... 164 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,268 you had female company, thought that you were gay. 165 00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,166 Don't worry, I set her straight. 166 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:00,968 Bye. 167 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,121 Hi. 168 00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:26,134 I was thinking about you all night long. 169 00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:31,035 I'm sorry I didn't answer on the first ring. 170 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:32,870 It's not my fault. 171 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:35,444 I was thinking about what you were gonna do to me... 172 00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:40,448 and I just couldn't wait. I didn't have a free hand. 173 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:46,256 Baby. You know just how Katia likes it. 174 00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:50,954 Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar. 175 00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,393 How about something special? 176 00:13:53,564 --> 00:13:57,500 My roommate just got home. Do you wanna have a threesome? 177 00:13:57,669 --> 00:14:00,137 If he says yes, it'll take me a minute to change. 178 00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,643 I think that's a very good idea. 179 00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:33,462 Edgar, we said we were not gonna give each other presents this year. 180 00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:36,129 I know, I lied. 181 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,474 So did I. 182 00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:44,105 Today's the day I make most of my dough. I deliver love-grams to businesses. 183 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:46,113 I even delivered a breakup-gram today. 184 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,616 Folks, from the chubby messenger of love himself... 185 00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:50,549 that Valentine's Day is about love. 186 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,054 It's about romance. It's about commercialism that-- 187 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:55,852 -Found the glue, Grandma. -Well, good. 188 00:14:56,627 --> 00:14:58,788 This is really a hard day for him... 189 00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:02,797 because they used to make handcrafted cards together. 190 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,435 Well, maybe we should've offered to do that with him. 191 00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:06,627 I did. 192 00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:09,705 But he said it was only fun when it was with his mother. 193 00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:13,404 So, Edison... 194 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:18,077 -what are we doing for breakfast today? -I can't eat, Grandpa. 195 00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:20,740 Who said that? So you can't eat? 196 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,751 What's the matter? What's the matter, you sick? 197 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:27,191 Yeah. Lovesick. 198 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:32,156 Julia, it's Reed. I've been trying to reach you. 199 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,388 Call me back, please. 200 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:38,831 Boy. 201 00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:42,167 -Hi. -Hi. 202 00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,905 So my boyfriend texted me this morning. 203 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:49,137 And he was like, "Look outside your door." 204 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:53,206 And-- But, you know, I look outside my door... 205 00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:55,750 and my boyfriend's nowhere to be found. 206 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,978 Right. 207 00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:59,589 -But there's this giant white bear. -Yeah, the bear. 208 00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,588 -On the ground. The floor. -I get it. 209 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,990 -Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever? -Ever and ever. 210 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:09,227 Do you live here? In this building? Because I see you in the lobby all the time. 211 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,803 -Because I live here. -No, I just visit. Just visiting. 212 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:17,233 All right, well, I'm gonna go to school now. 213 00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:18,905 Gonna take my bear with me. 214 00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:21,840 -I hope you get a lot of valentines today. -Thanks. 215 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:27,478 Hello, everyone. This is your captain speaking. 216 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,483 On behalf of myself and the flight deck... 217 00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:32,122 we wanted to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. 218 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,554 Hope you had an opportunity to get a little rest. 219 00:16:34,725 --> 00:16:38,388 But according to my digital readout here, we've still got another 6 hours... 220 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,555 before we reach our final destination of Los Angeles... 221 00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:46,294 where the weather is expected to be warm and sunny after 3 days of rain. 222 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:52,467 -Hello. -Hey. 223 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,407 -Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run? -Yeah, he's in there. 224 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,207 -Okay. Hey, guys. -Hi, Julia. 225 00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:59,076 -How was last night, brutal? -Yeah. 226 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,774 -Have you been up all night? -Hey. 227 00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:05,252 -Everybody's here today. -Whose child is this? Hello? 228 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:08,017 -There's your mother. -Please hold. 229 00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,716 -Hey, Nikki. -Good morning. 230 00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:11,862 These are yellow. Where's Reed? 231 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,520 Your pal's in the caf�. The pastries were late. 232 00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,758 Yeah. I think he might be having a rough morning. 233 00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:19,193 Hello, Siena Bouquet. 234 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,860 -Hey. Reed. -Just need-- 235 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,973 We need the morning glories. There they are. Perfect. Great. 236 00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:27,542 -Hey, I got your message. You okay? -Yeah. 237 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,239 -What happened? -Well, you just sounded like... 238 00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:34,484 -You sounded like maybe she said-- -"Yes." 239 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:36,877 -She said yes. -No. 240 00:17:37,054 --> 00:17:38,715 Why doesn't anybody have confidence? 241 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,619 -She said yes? -Yes. 242 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,500 My goodness. Okay. I didn't-- 243 00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:46,420 I didn't get it, but congratulations! 244 00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,203 Call me Mr. Engaged. 245 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,833 You're getting married. 246 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,037 Hi, I ordered some tulips. 247 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,902 Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter, it's dangerous. 248 00:17:58,075 --> 00:18:01,340 -But I can't get my money out. -She should be off the counter. Thanks. 249 00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:04,106 -Here, let me hold her. -Thank you. 250 00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:07,115 -You should know we're Jewish. -God loves us all. 251 00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:08,912 -Thank you. -Hello, Siena Bouquet. 252 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,155 He's the first decent guy I've dated in a long time. 253 00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:15,052 It's going that well. 254 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,922 I am so sick of dating. I'm so jealous of you guys. 255 00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:20,586 When do I get to meet the phantom physician? 256 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,393 -I think soon. -You guys got plans tonight? 257 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:27,003 No. He has to go to San Francisco, so we're gonna talk on the phone. 258 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,367 You know what you should do? 259 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,703 You should fly up and surprise him. 260 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,810 -You think so? -Yeah. Why not? 261 00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:35,411 -No. -Come on. 262 00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,103 I don't know where he's staying-- 263 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:40,114 You make a call, you find out. What's the big deal? 264 00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:44,277 -God, you really think I should go? -Why not? 265 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:47,856 Come on, it's Valentine's Day. You don't think. You just do. 266 00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,796 Go. 267 00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,998 -Get out of here. -Congratulations. 268 00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:22,916 -Hello there. -Hi. 269 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:26,222 Hey, honey. I'm just pulling into the airport. 270 00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:27,864 I'll call you when I land, okay? 271 00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:31,490 Okay, I get it. Okay, have a safe flight. I'll talk to you later. Bye. 272 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:33,398 Thanks. Bye-bye. 273 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,422 Hello. Good morning. I'm home. 274 00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,325 -Hi, Daddy. -Hey, peanut. 275 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,860 Hi, sweetie. 276 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,502 -Did you fix all the broken hearts? -I did. 277 00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:08,069 -I did. -Happy Valentine's Day. 278 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:09,866 Happy Valentine's Day to you. 279 00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:14,175 -Surgery went late. I stayed at the condo. -I figured. 280 00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:16,802 Doesn't Daddy juggle well? 281 00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,278 Yeah. 282 00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:38,692 What are you doing? 283 00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:43,499 Sorry, I-- Excuse me, I was trying to close the window. 284 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:46,667 I'm sorry. 285 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:52,205 No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on, it's the least I could do. A 14-hour flight. 286 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,582 God, that's better. 287 00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:58,949 -You on active duty? -Yes, sir. 288 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:03,355 -2 bars. Is that lieutenant? -2 bars is the captain. 289 00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:08,327 You have a loved one in L.A.? 290 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,259 Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you. 291 00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:19,333 How long--? How long has it been since you've been home? 292 00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:21,677 11 months. 293 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,814 And how long do you get to stay? 294 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:25,448 Just till tomorrow. 295 00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:31,150 14-hour flight both ways just for 1 night. 296 00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:33,256 That's romantic. 297 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:36,222 You're a romantic. I mean, that's quite a gesture. 298 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,386 That's commitment. 299 00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,834 You on Facebook? 300 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:54,636 -I need some chrysanthemums. -What? You should speak English. 301 00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:57,804 -I had to learn when I came. -Chrysanthemums and calla lilies. 302 00:21:57,982 --> 00:22:00,007 -I don't know what it-- -Michael, calm down. 303 00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:01,811 What language do you speak in? 304 00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:05,683 I used to speak Bulgarian, but I'm an American citizen now. 305 00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:08,757 Does anybody here speak English with a Bulgarian accent? 306 00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:11,190 -Over here. I do. -There he is. 307 00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:13,796 Bulgarize away. Here we go. 308 00:22:13,964 --> 00:22:16,262 There she is! The future Mrs. Reed Bennett! 309 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,424 Chrysanthemums. 310 00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,797 -Hi, babe. -Hi, baby. 311 00:22:20,971 --> 00:22:23,030 Hello, fianc�e. 312 00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:26,404 It sounds weird. Have you said it yet? Nikki, take over for a minute. 313 00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:27,771 Come this way. 314 00:22:27,945 --> 00:22:31,108 Wait, these are for you. I knew they were for somebody. 315 00:22:31,282 --> 00:22:34,251 -Sarah, have you met my fianc�e? -Hi, Morley. 316 00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:38,912 -Hi. -I just like saying it. I feel so grown-up. 317 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,522 Next, please! 318 00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:45,128 -Look what you forgot. -See, that is... 319 00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:48,598 Is one empty hand. 320 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,760 Yeah. 321 00:22:51,936 --> 00:22:53,130 Don't be mad. 322 00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:55,363 Mad? Why would I be mad? I'm concerned. 323 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,105 Well, just... 324 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:01,904 Do you have any idea what it would be like at work today if I wore that thing? 325 00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:05,708 -I mean, people will be asking me-- -"Where'd you get the big ring?" 326 00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:09,785 You know, "How many bridesmaids?" And, "How did he do it?" 327 00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:13,515 -"Gonna have kids? How many?" -3. 328 00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:17,286 -What? -2 dogs, and maybe some chickens. 329 00:23:17,461 --> 00:23:21,124 -We can talk about it. We don't have to. -Sweetheart, I just think right now... 330 00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:25,758 it would be better if maybe we could just keep it a secret. 331 00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:28,003 -Where are you from? -I am from Ruse. 332 00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:31,471 All right, you guys can start a Bulgarian village together. All right. 333 00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:34,236 My God, look, there's the bride. Hi. 334 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:37,073 Listen, I called my BFF, Tony. He is already on the dress. 335 00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,376 He does all the gowns in Vegas. Cher, Celine, Carrot Top. 336 00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:42,883 This is going to be so much fun! My God, it's-- 337 00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:45,647 -Breathe, breathe. -I have to breathe. 338 00:23:45,823 --> 00:23:46,847 Okay. 339 00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:51,025 -See what I mean? -Yep, I get it. 340 00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:53,224 So... 341 00:23:54,064 --> 00:23:56,532 love is the problem? 342 00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,836 -Did you ever have it? -Yeah. 343 00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:02,534 How old were you when you got it? 344 00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:07,234 Let's see. I'd just started working at an architectural firm... 345 00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:12,178 and there was this beautiful young girl, and she was studying to be an actress. 346 00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:14,507 Was your heart kind of going: 347 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:19,622 Yeah. Yeah, just that way. It went, bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, boom. 348 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,655 You betcha. Just like that. 349 00:24:21,825 --> 00:24:24,123 One day I got up the courage to introduce myself. 350 00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:28,755 I walk out, walked right up to her and opened my mouth and... 351 00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:31,127 -nothing comes out. -Nothing? 352 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:33,000 Nothing. Not a peep. 353 00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:36,770 But she's just waiting for me to say something, I'm like a statue. 354 00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:41,109 So finally she says, "All right, I'll meet you here at 6:30." 355 00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:43,246 She knew what you were going to say. 356 00:24:43,414 --> 00:24:45,007 Yep. Yeah. 357 00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:48,477 She's been reading my mind like that for 51 years. 358 00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:51,718 The pretty girl was Grandma, right? 359 00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:55,415 The pretty girl is Grandma, right? 360 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:59,229 -When are we gonna get there, Grandpa? -Coming up to Moorpark. 361 00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:03,958 Making a left turn right here. What's Moorpark spelled backwards? 362 00:25:04,134 --> 00:25:06,659 -I don't know. -"Kraproom." 363 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:09,772 -Grandpa. -And don't say that in school. 364 00:25:10,808 --> 00:25:12,139 Hello, Siena Bouquet. 365 00:25:12,309 --> 00:25:14,470 -I'll come with you on runs. -You got it. 366 00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:16,545 But we gotta hustle. They're flying in now. 367 00:25:16,714 --> 00:25:17,976 I'm always hustling, baby. 368 00:25:18,148 --> 00:25:21,709 No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle. Like, no, don't dilly-dally, okay? 369 00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:23,716 Let me tell you, I don't dilly-dally. 370 00:25:23,887 --> 00:25:25,684 -I only upsy-daisy. -All right. 371 00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:27,585 [Percy Sledge's When A Man Loves A Woman] 372 00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:30,625 When a man loves a woman 373 00:25:31,662 --> 00:25:32,822 Crazy businessman. 374 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:37,399 This guy, like, he wants to give family discounts to his 30 cousins. 375 00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:40,696 What is this? What have you got going--? 376 00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,468 Excuse me. Can I help you? 377 00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:49,769 I'd like to send a dozen of those to the best girl at my school. 378 00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:52,939 -And this musical card. -A dozen of those with thi--? 379 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,710 This-- It's... 380 00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:00,348 Okay. 381 00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:05,961 -All right, where am I sending these to? -Falcon Crest Elementary. 382 00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:07,358 You can MapQuest it. 383 00:26:07,531 --> 00:26:10,398 I actually know where it's at. I got a friend that goes there. 384 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:13,832 Cool. During recess would be the best time. 385 00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:17,633 When you get there, just hand me the flowers, and I'll do the rest. 386 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:21,335 -Okay? -I'll be there. Thank you, sir. 387 00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:24,208 What's up with the cutest kid in the world coming in here? 388 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:28,977 And he shorted me. He just gave me, like, 15 bucks for a $55 arrangement. 389 00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:32,748 -Could I please have my receipt? -What, did you get audited last year? 390 00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:33,947 I did. 391 00:26:34,124 --> 00:26:37,958 They always get the good guys, I'm telling you. Here. 392 00:26:38,529 --> 00:26:40,019 Thanks. 393 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,499 So, like, last night, amazing. 394 00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:49,161 This morning, she couldn't get away fast enough. 395 00:26:49,339 --> 00:26:53,241 Any chance there was a little, shall we say, disappointment on her part? 396 00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:56,846 No. What? No. None. 397 00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:58,106 At all. 398 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:03,443 -Well-- No, no, no. It was fine. -Fine's not good enough, dude. 399 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:06,111 It was better than fine. It was a solid A. 400 00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:09,256 Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus. 401 00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:11,656 I hate Valentine's Day. 402 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:15,663 Why can't these guys deliver their flowers to their girlfriends themselves? 403 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,893 -Wait, what? -They just dump them in the mailroom. 404 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:21,768 I mean, if they don't wanna take the time to-- 405 00:27:22,539 --> 00:27:25,406 -It's Valentine's Day today? -Hello? 406 00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:27,168 Happy Valentine's Day. 407 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,905 Wha--? No, it's a Monday. Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday. 408 00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:33,948 That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head. 409 00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:38,277 -Really? -You're 25. You thought that for 25 years? 410 00:27:38,455 --> 00:27:41,720 Dude, he's from Indiana. They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day. 411 00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:45,885 No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course Liz was acting weird this morning. 412 00:27:46,063 --> 00:27:48,429 You do have something planned for tonight, right? 413 00:27:48,599 --> 00:27:53,093 How could I have something planned for tonight? I didn't even know until right now. 414 00:27:53,704 --> 00:27:57,868 I can do my lunch break, and I can do after 5? 415 00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:00,134 Okay, great. 416 00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:02,503 No, no, no. I don't mind people with fetishes. 417 00:28:02,679 --> 00:28:06,274 No, no, no, very creative people. I gotta put you on hold, sorry. 418 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,042 Good morning. 419 00:28:09,887 --> 00:28:13,653 -You're a strong, confident person. -Good morning. Who are you? 420 00:28:13,824 --> 00:28:16,759 I am Liz. I am one of the receptionists. I'm subbing for Monica. 421 00:28:16,927 --> 00:28:19,691 Yeah, Monica, because she wanted today off. 422 00:28:19,863 --> 00:28:21,490 Shit, she has a life. 423 00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:24,627 She had a funeral, which is a life, I guess. 424 00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:26,496 Well, Liz, I'm Paula. 425 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:31,130 I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't. But you should know I'm in crisis. 426 00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:33,809 -Okay. -I don't wanna talk about it. 427 00:28:33,977 --> 00:28:36,172 -Okay. -It has nothing to do with being alone... 428 00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:38,405 -on Valentine's Day. -Of course not. 429 00:28:38,582 --> 00:28:42,382 And everything to do with the client in crisis. 430 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,317 -That sounds challenging. -"Challenging"? 431 00:28:46,757 --> 00:28:49,385 Gotta figure out if he still has an athletic career. 432 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,461 If he doesn't, big fat problemo. 433 00:28:52,629 --> 00:28:54,790 Well, I'm here to help you solve that problem. 434 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:57,493 Who's on hold? 435 00:28:58,468 --> 00:29:00,095 My mother. 436 00:29:00,971 --> 00:29:02,438 I'm sorry. 437 00:29:04,374 --> 00:29:06,672 Hangs up on her own mother. 438 00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:08,572 That's cold. 439 00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:09,837 We might just get along. 440 00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:28,087 Hello, I'm Hannah Storm. 441 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:30,426 And with football season officially over... 442 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:33,934 the only lingering question is: what will Sean Jackson do? 443 00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:37,039 A devastating loss in the championship game last week... 444 00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:38,765 leaves his future in question. 445 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:41,410 His contract is up, and at age 35... 446 00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:44,547 he's one of the oldest quarterbacks in the league. 447 00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:46,182 Does his team want him back? 448 00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:49,410 Of course I want Sean Jackson back. But it's not my decision. 449 00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:51,952 If not, will he test the waters of free agency? 450 00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:55,855 Or will he make this easier on everyone... 451 00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,618 and just retire? 452 00:29:57,794 --> 00:30:00,888 Come on, Hannah. Lighten up. 453 00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,530 Hi, neighbor! 454 00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:09,171 -Hey, Sean. -Hey, girls. 455 00:30:09,339 --> 00:30:11,534 Hey, when are you gonna come over for a swim? 456 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,700 Sorry, sweetie. I got lots going on today. 457 00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:18,473 -I'm running out of patience. -And I'm running out of willpower. 458 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:21,311 But right now, I gotta make a call. 459 00:30:40,303 --> 00:30:41,669 No. 460 00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:46,098 Help, Heather! 461 00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:49,304 I'm coming, I'm coming! Yeah, hello? 462 00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:50,639 Kara, it's Sean. 463 00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:53,612 Hi, hi. What's going on? What's going on? 464 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:57,845 -Media blitz on my career has begun. -Yes, I know. Are you okay? 465 00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:00,512 Of course I'm okay. It comes with the territory. 466 00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:03,785 What I'd love is for my highly paid publicist to take care of it. 467 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,657 I'm on it. I've got my people standing by and a press release ready to go. 468 00:31:07,831 --> 00:31:10,595 -What else? -I got a meeting with my agent today. 469 00:31:10,767 --> 00:31:13,964 I want you to meet me there in about an hour. You'll be there? 470 00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:19,867 Hello? Hello? Did I lose you? 471 00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:24,144 Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get crappy cell phone reception. 472 00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:27,283 No, no. I'm here. I'm here. I'll be at the meeting. 473 00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:29,476 Outstanding. 474 00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:32,184 Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty. 475 00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:37,156 Registration for the AP exam is due next week, so don't flake. 476 00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:39,788 Hey, Grace. 477 00:31:39,963 --> 00:31:44,764 I was thinking of putting together just a little test-prep group for the class... 478 00:31:44,935 --> 00:31:48,496 and I was hoping I could pick your brain about what to focus on... 479 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:52,199 since you've taken the test, and I've-- I haven't. 480 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,702 Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem. 481 00:31:54,805 --> 00:31:57,472 Great. How about today after school? 482 00:31:57,647 --> 00:32:00,081 You know, I can't today. I nanny after school. 483 00:32:00,784 --> 00:32:03,252 How about today at lunch? 484 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:07,350 See, normally that would work for me but... 485 00:32:07,523 --> 00:32:11,622 today at lunch, I'm gonna have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. 486 00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:17,524 -First time having sex for both of us. -That is quite a special time for you. 487 00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:21,330 It's Valentine's Day, we're in love, we're both 18... 488 00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:23,530 and I just want it to be special and-- 489 00:32:23,707 --> 00:32:26,642 The point is, my parents work, so they'll be gone during lunch. 490 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:30,803 Lunch is the only time it can work out. You know, I'm free tomorrow lunchtime. 491 00:32:30,981 --> 00:32:32,703 Lunchtime tomorrow, I'll definitely be free. 492 00:32:32,801 --> 00:32:35,543 You'll be done having sex by then? 493 00:32:35,852 --> 00:32:38,412 -Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be good. -All right. 494 00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:39,885 Bye. 495 00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:45,218 Come sign the latte petition. Right here, kids. 496 00:32:45,395 --> 00:32:47,920 -Yeah. Right here. -Okay. 497 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,328 -You're gonna eat first? -No. 498 00:32:52,502 --> 00:32:54,993 No? Maybe some Gatorade. 499 00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:57,436 That's-- Yeah, I don't wanna get dehydrated. 500 00:32:57,607 --> 00:33:00,474 -You're not gonna eat lunch? -No. No lunch. 501 00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:04,080 -Well, did you have a big breakfast? -No. 502 00:33:04,247 --> 00:33:07,944 Do pushups. I'm telling you, I do them before I run. 503 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:10,205 What? Pushups make you run faster? 504 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:13,385 No. Makes you look better. 505 00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:15,525 I'll get you a sandwich when you come back. 506 00:33:15,692 --> 00:33:18,183 -Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea. -Save the lattes. 507 00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:22,092 They're putting lattes in the vending machines? Finally. 508 00:33:22,265 --> 00:33:24,290 -Hey. -So I'm gonna go to English... 509 00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:26,935 -and then I'm gonna go set up. -I'll see you there. 510 00:33:27,103 --> 00:33:28,468 All right. 511 00:33:30,607 --> 00:33:31,972 Thank you, Felicia. 512 00:33:32,142 --> 00:33:34,576 Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're taking care of this. 513 00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:36,974 -You got it. -And I like caramel lattes... 514 00:33:37,147 --> 00:33:39,775 -just, like, FYI. -Duly noted. 515 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,281 Have fun at lunch! 516 00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:46,451 What do you think? 517 00:33:47,724 --> 00:33:49,089 We're gonna wait. 518 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:51,352 I think we should just, like, enjoy this time. 519 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:55,931 -Yeah. Okay. Good. -Did you like your gift? 520 00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:59,796 -I didn't open it yet. -You need to open it. 521 00:34:02,272 --> 00:34:04,604 It's... It's my track shirt. 522 00:34:04,774 --> 00:34:08,904 Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number on the back. 523 00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:10,205 13. 524 00:34:11,014 --> 00:34:13,346 But that's your lucky number. 525 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:14,843 You don't even like it. 526 00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:19,682 -No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it. -Okay. 527 00:34:20,390 --> 00:34:22,517 -Try it on now, then. -Now? 528 00:34:22,692 --> 00:34:23,989 -Yeah. -Well... 529 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,323 you know, a little uncomfortable taking my shirt off in public. 530 00:34:28,498 --> 00:34:32,127 -But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay? -Okay. 531 00:34:32,602 --> 00:34:35,127 Are you gonna carry it around all day? 532 00:34:35,305 --> 00:34:36,670 Shut up. 533 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,899 -Let's see if this fits in my locker. -Right. 534 00:34:39,309 --> 00:34:42,472 This is his 5th paternity test. What are we talking about? 535 00:34:46,082 --> 00:34:49,483 So I spoke with the GM. They passed. 536 00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:51,052 Passed? 537 00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:54,281 We got to the playoffs. I was all-league. 538 00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:57,688 They decided to go another way. They're chasing that kid from Alabama. 539 00:34:57,861 --> 00:35:00,887 I'm working on a press release saying it was a mutual parting. 540 00:35:01,064 --> 00:35:05,262 -Well, so now what? -Well, we... We look for another team. 541 00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:07,995 I don't know. Maybe I'm done. 542 00:35:08,171 --> 00:35:09,934 -You're not done. -Absolutely not. 543 00:35:10,106 --> 00:35:13,234 And I'm not speaking as someone who makes a lot of money off of you. 544 00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:14,934 I'm speaking as your fan. 545 00:35:15,111 --> 00:35:19,741 Right now, you can still make a ton of money doing what you love. 546 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:23,818 Well, the problem is, Paula, it's not the only thing I want out of life. 547 00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:26,353 A relationship. Kids. 548 00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:28,718 Well, you can still have that and play football. 549 00:35:28,892 --> 00:35:31,452 Look, I'm not complaining. I've been lucky. But-- 550 00:35:31,628 --> 00:35:33,892 So, what is he telling me? What are we gonna do? 551 00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:39,797 I think we should take a beat and let Sean think about what he wants. 552 00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:41,699 -Right? -Right. 553 00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:44,362 We have no time for thinking. 554 00:35:45,308 --> 00:35:47,139 Put it on their tab. 555 00:35:49,779 --> 00:35:51,037 Come on! 556 00:35:51,514 --> 00:35:53,243 -That's 7 in a row. -It's amazing. 557 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:55,281 You are like-- This woman's a shark. 558 00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:57,477 -You are good at this game. -Not really. 559 00:35:57,654 --> 00:36:02,717 Just witnessed a tactical game of reading your opponent and adjusting accordingly. 560 00:36:02,892 --> 00:36:05,861 Wait, are you saying that you're reading me? 561 00:36:07,263 --> 00:36:08,821 Thank you. 562 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,933 -Happy Valentine's Day. -Thank you. 563 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,233 Yes, I can read you. It's part of my training. 564 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,899 Everyone gives subtle hints. 565 00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:22,840 -Hints? Like what? -Giveaways. 566 00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:25,641 You boarded the plane wearing a suit but no wedding ring. 567 00:36:25,815 --> 00:36:27,442 Serious, but not committed. 568 00:36:27,617 --> 00:36:29,778 You let a stranger sleep on your shoulder. 569 00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:33,445 Kindness, but also feels good to be needed. 570 00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:37,024 The heart-shaped candy. Another giveaway. 571 00:36:37,894 --> 00:36:40,954 Either you have a problem with sugar, which, based on the syrup... 572 00:36:41,131 --> 00:36:43,656 you put on your pancakes, I wouldn't think so. 573 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,768 Or you have a problem with candy in the shape of a heart. 574 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,632 Which means you might have a problem with romance... 575 00:36:49,806 --> 00:36:52,934 and things pertaining to this day in particular. 576 00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,774 Not bad, soldier. 577 00:36:59,649 --> 00:37:01,583 Okay, Edison. Thank you very much. 578 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:04,618 Now you all have seen how to properly place your valentines... 579 00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:07,882 into our fabulous envelopes, go ahead. Great. 580 00:37:08,058 --> 00:37:11,960 And while you are doing that quietly, a little history about Valentine's Day. 581 00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,825 Valentine's Day was a massacre in Chicago where they shot everybody... 582 00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:18,331 and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs. 583 00:37:19,202 --> 00:37:22,899 Thank you, Franklin, but this is a different Valentine's Day. Lose the hat. 584 00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:24,973 Okay, in ancient Rome... 585 00:37:25,141 --> 00:37:29,043 Emperor Claudius II, who was also known as Claudius the Cruel. 586 00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:32,211 Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages... 587 00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:35,044 because he wanted his soldiers to concentrate on war. 588 00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:38,244 But there was a priest who was known as Valentine... 589 00:37:38,421 --> 00:37:41,982 who secretly married everyone anyway because he believed in love. 590 00:37:42,158 --> 00:37:45,491 Claudius found out about the marriages, and he threw Valentine in jail-- 591 00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:47,493 Girls. I'm watching you. 592 00:37:47,664 --> 00:37:48,892 Thank you. 593 00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:52,296 Anyway, on February the 14th, Valentine wrote a note to his beloved... 594 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:56,929 and he signed it: "Farewell, from your Valentine." 595 00:37:58,074 --> 00:38:01,407 Let's see. Are there any questions? 596 00:38:02,979 --> 00:38:05,072 Franklin, I can't wait to hear this. Go ahead. 597 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:08,913 Miss Fitzpatrick, are you in love with anyone? 598 00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:14,350 I saw you on TV today. 599 00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,621 -Was it on? -Yeah, that's why I'm here. 600 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,658 Yes. We're famous! 601 00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:20,591 -Yay, we're famous. -Yes. 602 00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,230 So you're the owner, I take it. 603 00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:25,265 Yeah, tech-- Yes. My grandfather actually started it in Italy. 604 00:38:25,435 --> 00:38:27,869 Yeah, my dad brought it over, but now I got the shop. 605 00:38:28,037 --> 00:38:29,868 That's great. It's a family business. 606 00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,303 Look, I hate to play this card, but I'm a doctor. 607 00:38:32,475 --> 00:38:35,842 I have surgery in an hour and a half. Is there any way you could help me? 608 00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:37,104 -Say no more. -Thank you. 609 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,080 Could I get an order form, please, for the great doctor here? 610 00:38:41,251 --> 00:38:43,276 I need 2 arrangements. 611 00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,786 Something special, long-stemmed roses for each one of my... 612 00:38:46,956 --> 00:38:48,389 ladies. 613 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:50,224 I need your discretion. 614 00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:52,928 We have an understanding, right? 615 00:38:53,096 --> 00:38:54,996 I understand. There's a florist code. 616 00:38:55,165 --> 00:38:58,794 Great. Here's the credit card. And here are the addresses. 617 00:38:58,968 --> 00:39:01,937 These are the addresses for the ladies. 618 00:39:03,506 --> 00:39:06,441 -Harrison Copeland? -Yes, you need-- You want some ID? 619 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:10,444 Nope. Should be good. 620 00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:14,650 Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick, that would be your... 621 00:39:14,817 --> 00:39:15,841 girlfriend. 622 00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:20,213 -Yes. -And this Pamela Copeland... 623 00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:23,086 it's the same last name as you. Would that be your wife? 624 00:39:23,259 --> 00:39:24,283 Yes. 625 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:28,590 I thought we had some sort of code, understanding. 626 00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:32,599 The code is the code. I just wanna make sure that your understanding... 627 00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:36,261 is the same understanding as my understanding. Understand? 628 00:39:36,439 --> 00:39:39,875 -Yeah, can you run the card, please? -Yep. 629 00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:43,008 Thank you. I have to get my wallet. I'll be right back. 630 00:40:08,338 --> 00:40:11,739 -Wish me luck. -All us virgins are pulling for you. 631 00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:14,877 If you need any help, text me. 632 00:40:36,532 --> 00:40:38,159 Pushkin. 633 00:40:40,336 --> 00:40:42,668 Good girl. Go play. 634 00:40:50,913 --> 00:40:53,609 Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin. 635 00:40:58,321 --> 00:40:59,879 One... 636 00:41:18,141 --> 00:41:23,374 Oh, Grace When I saw your face 637 00:41:45,268 --> 00:41:47,168 Oh, Grace 638 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,741 Hey, you. Come on. Mommy's home for a minute. 639 00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,902 Wha--? Come on, sweetie. 640 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:02,017 Made my heart race Like a high-speed chase 641 00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:04,747 -Grace -Grace? 642 00:42:04,921 --> 00:42:05,945 My--! Alex! 643 00:42:06,122 --> 00:42:09,853 -Holy-- Mrs. Smart. My gosh! -What are you doing here? 644 00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:13,518 I'm rehearsing! 645 00:42:13,696 --> 00:42:17,132 -Naked? -Naked! Yes! 646 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,633 It's... It's experiment-- 647 00:42:20,803 --> 00:42:25,297 I'm doing an-- Experimental show. It's very, very avant-garde type of thing. 648 00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:28,308 And the-- Shit! I mean, excuse me! 649 00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:31,345 -It's okay. I've heard the word before. -Not shit! 650 00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:34,210 God, look at the time. I gotta go. Thank you for everything, though. 651 00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:36,574 -I'm so sorry! -It's okay. 652 00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:38,186 -Are you okay? -Please! Do not come closer. 653 00:42:38,354 --> 00:42:40,788 This does not look right, Alex. 654 00:42:40,957 --> 00:42:43,892 -Thanks for everything and... -My God. 655 00:42:44,627 --> 00:42:47,653 -No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no. -Pushkin. Pushkin. 656 00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:49,821 That's okay. You know what, I'm gonna just-- 657 00:42:49,999 --> 00:42:52,968 All right. Breathe. My goodness. All right. 658 00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:56,572 See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! Bye-bye. 659 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:04,038 Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo! 660 00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:19,186 -Grace! Grace! -What are you doing? What happened? 661 00:43:19,362 --> 00:43:21,296 -Mom. -What, your mom? 662 00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:25,332 -Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house. -Wha--? 663 00:43:25,501 --> 00:43:28,993 -My mom. What did you say? -That I was rehearsing. 664 00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:31,470 Naked? Did she buy it? 665 00:43:31,641 --> 00:43:35,099 I think so. My fear made me very convincing. 666 00:43:35,278 --> 00:43:37,109 I wrote you a song. 667 00:43:38,281 --> 00:43:40,408 If you do that again, Vladimir... 668 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:44,849 I will have no choice but to get down off my horse... 669 00:43:45,021 --> 00:43:48,718 -and punish you. -Hello? Who wants a valentine? 670 00:43:49,559 --> 00:43:52,756 I am wearing my thigh-high black leather boots... 671 00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:55,557 carrying my riding crop. 672 00:43:56,332 --> 00:44:00,234 Now pull down your pants and bend over. 673 00:44:00,403 --> 00:44:02,769 I think this floor has the most valentines. 674 00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:05,169 What a sweet little pink ass you have. 675 00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,276 And I will beat it with my crop... 676 00:44:08,444 --> 00:44:12,039 until you submit to me, you filthy peasant. 677 00:44:12,215 --> 00:44:16,413 I will beat it, and beat it, and beat it, and beat it. 678 00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:19,954 Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos. 679 00:44:20,122 --> 00:44:23,057 The charge will appear on your credit card as Vague Entertainment. 680 00:44:23,226 --> 00:44:24,523 Hi there! 681 00:44:24,694 --> 00:44:27,629 Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast. 682 00:44:27,797 --> 00:44:30,789 Well... Yes. 683 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,766 To paraphrase some poet: 684 00:44:35,438 --> 00:44:38,305 "There's a hell of a nice universe next door. 685 00:44:38,608 --> 00:44:41,338 -Let's go." -E. E. Cummings. 686 00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:43,741 Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. 687 00:44:43,913 --> 00:44:45,972 -I think you said he was your favorite. -Yes. 688 00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:49,515 I did say he was my favorite. He had me at the font. 689 00:44:49,685 --> 00:44:53,052 I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting that it's Valentine's Day today. 690 00:44:53,222 --> 00:44:57,090 -No. It's really not a big deal. -You know what, it is to me. 691 00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:01,458 So can I take you out tonight? 692 00:45:01,898 --> 00:45:05,425 Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes. 693 00:45:05,601 --> 00:45:08,866 -How fast does that cart go? -Well, let's find out. 694 00:45:10,506 --> 00:45:11,530 Liz... 695 00:45:11,707 --> 00:45:14,808 there's a man on line 2 asking me to cover him up 696 00:45:14,907 --> 00:45:17,168 in Vaseline and bubble wrap. 697 00:45:17,346 --> 00:45:21,214 I'll take care of that. Damn prank callers. 698 00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,979 And he doesn't have a Russian accent, so I don't think you'll need your horse. 699 00:45:25,154 --> 00:45:26,815 -You heard that? -It's my phone line. 700 00:45:26,989 --> 00:45:30,857 Paula. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. 701 00:45:31,127 --> 00:45:32,651 Am I fired? 702 00:45:32,828 --> 00:45:35,388 It's cool. You got a way with dirty words, I like that. 703 00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:37,465 Just make sure you answer my calls first. 704 00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:40,363 Absolutely. You do not have to worry about... 705 00:45:40,536 --> 00:45:42,504 that. 706 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:45,132 Probably not gonna make Employee of the Month. 707 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:56,714 You're listening to "Mike and Mike in the Morning" on ESPN... 708 00:45:56,886 --> 00:45:58,751 America's number 1 sports talk show. 709 00:45:58,921 --> 00:46:02,152 And, Greeny, the news of the hour: Sean Jackson, now a free agent. 710 00:46:02,325 --> 00:46:05,158 -What's he supposed to do? -He can check out Craigslist... 711 00:46:05,328 --> 00:46:06,352 see who's hiring. 712 00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:19,834 Man. Hey, man, you see this? 713 00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:22,068 You did this. Man, you're gonna pay for this. 714 00:46:22,244 --> 00:46:25,042 Easy, big fella. I know it was my fault. 715 00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:29,583 If you just call my business manager, he's got all my information. 716 00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:33,882 And I'll have my business manager call your business manager, okay? 717 00:46:34,857 --> 00:46:39,817 Sean Jackson. Man, my neck. And my back. 718 00:46:39,996 --> 00:46:43,625 And my chest. I'm just kidding. 719 00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:46,825 -Dude, will you sign my hat? -Sure. 720 00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:49,665 35 completions, 3 touchdowns on the ground. 721 00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:52,535 They think you should hang it up. That's gratitude for you. 722 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:53,732 Well, thanks, buddy. 723 00:46:53,909 --> 00:46:57,401 But that door's pretty messed up. You got another truck? 724 00:46:57,580 --> 00:46:58,911 Yeah, but I'm already behind. 725 00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:02,209 Valentine's Day is kind of a big day flower-wise. 726 00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:06,014 I don't know why people get flowers delivered. You can give them yourself. 727 00:47:06,188 --> 00:47:08,315 Some folks like to get flowers at the workshop. 728 00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:13,155 To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people. 729 00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:18,166 You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better. 730 00:47:21,904 --> 00:47:25,965 Yeah, Kara, it's me. Listen, I know what I wanna do. 731 00:47:26,142 --> 00:47:28,007 I think. 732 00:47:57,106 --> 00:48:00,872 No, man, not today. 733 00:48:18,928 --> 00:48:20,054 So, what do I do? 734 00:48:20,229 --> 00:48:24,529 Do I tell her and break her heart, or keep it to myself and stay out of it? 735 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:27,066 -It's none of my business. -You want my opinion? 736 00:48:27,236 --> 00:48:29,363 Yes. No. 737 00:48:29,538 --> 00:48:31,472 Well, it depend-- What's your opinion? 738 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,131 Ask yourself, if the situation was reversed... 739 00:48:34,310 --> 00:48:35,868 what would you want her to do? 740 00:48:37,213 --> 00:48:40,580 -Why you gotta be so sensitive? -It's because you're so fragile. 741 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:45,983 Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom has 17 protons and 17 electrons. 742 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:48,385 And, if these 2 atoms become-- 743 00:48:52,194 --> 00:48:54,992 -Hi. -This order came into the shop for you. 744 00:48:55,164 --> 00:49:00,124 -I thought I'd deliver it myself. -Hey, guys, this is my friend, Reed. 745 00:49:00,302 --> 00:49:04,500 -Say hi. -Hi, Reed. 746 00:49:04,673 --> 00:49:09,337 Take a look at chapter 10, section 2. Just, quietly, to yourselves. 747 00:49:10,546 --> 00:49:13,338 They're from Harrison. Did he come into the shop? 748 00:49:14,216 --> 00:49:15,911 Did you meet him? 749 00:49:16,085 --> 00:49:18,679 I kind of need to talk to you. Do you have a second? 750 00:49:19,555 --> 00:49:21,045 Yeah, sure. 751 00:49:21,223 --> 00:49:23,589 Edison, you're in charge. 752 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:32,560 -Recess. Let's party. -Sit down, and be quiet. Got that? 753 00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:35,067 I'm just glad you got to see them. They're so cute. 754 00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:37,535 -Yeah. They're great. -Hey, guess what. 755 00:49:37,706 --> 00:49:40,766 I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30. I'll be there by dinner. 756 00:49:40,943 --> 00:49:44,071 You know what, actually, I don't think it's a good idea. 757 00:49:44,246 --> 00:49:47,477 -Why? It was your idea. -Well, sometimes I have bad ideas. 758 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,878 It was a genius idea. 759 00:49:49,051 --> 00:49:51,884 -Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers? -Is everything okay? 760 00:49:52,054 --> 00:49:56,013 -I gave you $13. -Right. I remember. 761 00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:59,821 Yeah, they're probably on the truck. Don't worry, man, they'll be here soon. 762 00:49:59,995 --> 00:50:04,056 Edison, I've known Mr. Bouquet for a long, long time. 763 00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:07,498 If he tells you your flowers are gonna be here, then they will be here. 764 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:11,071 Just give me 30 seconds. Hold down the fort. I'll be right back. 765 00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:13,338 Don't get on the plane. 766 00:50:14,944 --> 00:50:15,968 Why not? 767 00:50:18,848 --> 00:50:20,440 You're sweet. 768 00:50:20,616 --> 00:50:22,607 Is this because Harrison came into the shop? 769 00:50:23,986 --> 00:50:28,514 And it made you realize that things could change between us. 770 00:50:29,091 --> 00:50:30,524 No, it's not about me. 771 00:50:30,693 --> 00:50:33,958 Because up to now, all these years, I've just been there for you. 772 00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:36,154 And with Morley, if she works late... 773 00:50:36,332 --> 00:50:38,892 if you wanna see a bad movie she doesn't wanna see... 774 00:50:39,068 --> 00:50:42,060 or if you wanna have junk food that she's not gonna have... 775 00:50:42,238 --> 00:50:45,366 -I'm clearly your go-to girl. -And you're the best. 776 00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:49,534 And now, there's this guy in the mix. And he's not just a guy... 777 00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:51,777 he's a man. 778 00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:54,643 -You're afraid he's gonna steal me? -No. When he came in-- 779 00:50:54,817 --> 00:50:56,478 Because, listen, since I-- 780 00:50:59,355 --> 00:51:01,323 -I'm your buddy. Don't worry. -I know. 781 00:51:01,490 --> 00:51:03,117 I'm not going anywhere. 782 00:51:05,761 --> 00:51:08,423 But thanks for coming. I'll call you later. 783 00:51:08,597 --> 00:51:11,031 Hey, what's happening in here? Get back in your seat! 784 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,633 What in the-- Stop that. 785 00:51:12,801 --> 00:51:16,032 Get back. That is enough. 786 00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:19,265 Have you lost your minds? To your seat. That's it, that's it. 787 00:51:19,441 --> 00:51:22,569 I can't talk right now! I'll have to call you later! 788 00:51:23,545 --> 00:51:26,105 Break it up. Let's go. Come on. 789 00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,080 Stop it. Stop looking at me like that. I tried to tell her. 790 00:51:34,256 --> 00:51:36,281 Not hard enough, Reed. 791 00:51:36,692 --> 00:51:38,853 -You don't know. -I don't know? 792 00:51:39,028 --> 00:51:41,360 No, you've never seen her sad. 793 00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:44,192 She looks like an abandoned puppy dog when she cries. 794 00:51:44,366 --> 00:51:45,697 I'm not gonna do that to her. 795 00:51:45,868 --> 00:51:48,860 Especially not today. I'm not gonna ruin Valentine's Day for her. 796 00:51:49,038 --> 00:51:53,634 I know what day it is. We got a van full of flowers. At least hurry up. We're behind. 797 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,538 You can't rush love. 798 00:51:55,711 --> 00:52:00,341 I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom before Morley gets home. I'll be right back. 799 00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:03,043 He's not gonna hurry. 800 00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:04,543 I'm gonna fish. 801 00:52:15,064 --> 00:52:17,555 -Hey, how was your day? -Go, go. 802 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:18,791 -What--? -Go! 803 00:52:18,968 --> 00:52:20,128 No, wait. 804 00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:24,966 -I want to get out of here. -Okay, breathe. Like I taught you. 805 00:52:25,441 --> 00:52:27,136 All right, now tell me what's wrong. 806 00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:29,370 She doesn't know I love her. 807 00:52:29,545 --> 00:52:32,139 She didn't get her flowers. She doesn't know. 808 00:52:32,314 --> 00:52:36,114 I need to make things right. Will you please help me, Grace? Please? 809 00:52:36,285 --> 00:52:39,049 Of course. But first, soccer. 810 00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,484 Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now. 811 00:52:47,062 --> 00:52:50,589 Okay. It's gonna be me all alone at my own party. 812 00:52:50,766 --> 00:52:54,930 Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. It's L.A. Everyone wants you to think they have a life. 813 00:52:55,104 --> 00:52:58,198 -I hate you being so in love. -I know. Thank you. 814 00:52:58,374 --> 00:53:01,901 Speaking of which, I am going to San Francisco. Sorry I won't be there. 815 00:53:03,078 --> 00:53:05,945 Whack the heart for me, honey. I gotta go. Bye. 816 00:53:11,487 --> 00:53:13,978 Carmine, relax. It's me. 817 00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:16,950 -Hey. -Reed. 818 00:53:18,594 --> 00:53:22,189 What are you doing here? Are you okay? Is it--? 819 00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:29,270 I'm sorry. 820 00:53:29,438 --> 00:53:31,497 I love you. 821 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:36,172 But I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. 822 00:53:36,645 --> 00:53:40,274 And I didn't know that this morning. 823 00:53:43,352 --> 00:53:45,149 No, it's okay. 824 00:53:46,155 --> 00:53:48,646 I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait. 825 00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:50,951 You didn't do anything wrong. 826 00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:54,027 I shouldn't have been surprised when you asked. 827 00:53:54,196 --> 00:53:57,097 I should be thinking about our future together. 828 00:53:57,266 --> 00:54:00,133 But I'm still focused on my future. 829 00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:04,904 Look, you can still have your career, baby. 830 00:54:05,074 --> 00:54:10,011 We're getting married. We're not becoming monks or something. 831 00:54:10,179 --> 00:54:14,377 And then there's the whole thing with my parents' horrible... 832 00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:18,145 Your parents? Wait a second. Just because your parents had a bad divorce... 833 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,948 does not mean that you're going to have a bad divorce. 834 00:54:21,123 --> 00:54:24,581 They're not hereditary. It's not like it's contagious, all right? 835 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,351 You're not getting it. 836 00:54:27,529 --> 00:54:32,023 You know, the first phone call I made after you proposed was to my office. 837 00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:34,533 To confirm my 10:00 meeting. 838 00:54:41,343 --> 00:54:44,312 It's really beautiful. 839 00:54:46,548 --> 00:54:48,516 For someone else. 840 00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:57,517 Don't worry. It's-- 841 00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:00,757 Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we? 842 00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:02,954 Won't we, Carmine? 843 00:55:03,465 --> 00:55:04,796 Right, baby? 844 00:55:09,037 --> 00:55:11,767 Carmine, come. Come here. 845 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:19,407 Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay... 846 00:55:33,692 --> 00:55:35,751 Did you even consider marrying me? 847 00:55:36,461 --> 00:55:38,520 Of course I did. 848 00:55:39,798 --> 00:55:42,000 But when you ask a girl to marry you, 849 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:45,100 do you want her to just consider it? 850 00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:47,898 Or do you want her to just know? 851 00:55:53,144 --> 00:55:56,170 It's Romeo Midnight, back again. 852 00:55:56,348 --> 00:56:00,182 And if those topsy-turvy feelings have got you twisted inside-out... 853 00:56:00,352 --> 00:56:03,810 think of the poet Rumi, who 800 years ago said: 854 00:56:03,988 --> 00:56:08,322 "All we really want is love's confusing joy. " 855 00:56:08,493 --> 00:56:10,427 Amen, brother. 856 00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:12,820 She was there? 857 00:56:13,331 --> 00:56:15,026 Is that it? 858 00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,428 So this, you believe. 859 00:56:19,604 --> 00:56:22,402 You don't buy it when she says yes to me... 860 00:56:22,674 --> 00:56:24,642 but when she dumps me... 861 00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:27,403 that you can wrap your head around. 862 00:56:27,579 --> 00:56:29,308 I had a feeling. 863 00:56:30,382 --> 00:56:32,942 -Excuse me? -That it wasn't right, Reed. 864 00:56:33,118 --> 00:56:37,111 -Man, you know, an inkling. -An inkling? 865 00:56:37,856 --> 00:56:42,486 You had an inkling, and you kept it to yourself? 866 00:56:48,566 --> 00:56:51,967 You don't keep inklings to yourself. You share them. You're like: 867 00:56:52,137 --> 00:56:53,604 "Hey, guy. I got an inkling... 868 00:56:53,772 --> 00:56:57,230 you're headed for a fall here." That's what friends do. 869 00:56:57,409 --> 00:57:00,674 That's common knowledge. It's in the damn handbook. 870 00:57:01,913 --> 00:57:04,882 I'm sorry, Reed. You're right. 871 00:57:05,617 --> 00:57:07,710 I gotta stop Julia, don't I? 872 00:57:07,886 --> 00:57:11,481 If it's the damn handbook, I think you better. 873 00:57:14,058 --> 00:57:15,082 Now, let's go. 874 00:57:21,466 --> 00:57:22,956 Next. 875 00:57:23,868 --> 00:57:26,701 I'm going to visit my boyfriend. I'm surprising him. 876 00:57:26,871 --> 00:57:30,329 -Yeah. Guys love surprises. -Is that sarcasm? 877 00:57:30,508 --> 00:57:33,875 I surprised my husband once. Now he's my ex-husband. 878 00:57:34,045 --> 00:57:36,912 -That sucks-- -Yes. Never touch security, ma'am. 879 00:57:37,081 --> 00:57:39,743 -Yes, ma'am. Copy that. -Okay. 880 00:57:43,521 --> 00:57:44,647 -Next. -Have a nice day. 881 00:57:44,823 --> 00:57:46,415 You too, ma'am. 882 00:57:49,828 --> 00:57:53,594 I never had a inkling before. I didn't know what to do with it. 883 00:57:53,765 --> 00:57:55,630 We gotta get to the airport. 884 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,769 -Shit. The flowers. -Well, I'll deliver them. You go. 885 00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:00,928 I don't have a car. All I have is this van. 886 00:58:01,105 --> 00:58:04,734 My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got a car you can borrow. It's a Chevy. 887 00:58:04,909 --> 00:58:06,206 Yeah? 888 00:58:06,377 --> 00:58:08,072 A hybrid. 889 00:58:25,630 --> 00:58:27,427 Right over there. 890 00:58:32,070 --> 00:58:36,097 Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog." He says, "You know, he'll be right back--" 891 00:58:36,274 --> 00:58:39,038 Hi. I need your first ticket... 892 00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:43,840 -out of terminal G to San Francisco. -This counter for oversized items. 893 00:58:44,015 --> 00:58:46,984 Right. I-- But you sell tickets. 894 00:58:47,151 --> 00:58:50,484 -This counter for oversized items. -But you sell tickets, right? 895 00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:55,024 That counter is for oversized people this counter is for oversized items, okay? 896 00:58:55,193 --> 00:58:57,354 Okay, here's my luggage. 897 00:58:58,763 --> 00:59:00,526 Now it's a matched set. 898 00:59:00,698 --> 00:59:03,394 Buddy, I'm 52 and I'm wearing a bright blue shirt to work. 899 00:59:03,568 --> 00:59:07,197 -Please don't make me madder than I am. -I'm sorry. 900 00:59:10,775 --> 00:59:12,436 -There's this girl. -Don't tell me... 901 00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:15,272 that'll take the fun out of guessing. Gonna be tough. 902 00:59:15,446 --> 00:59:18,643 There's a very pretty girl, and she's about to get on a big airplane. 903 00:59:18,816 --> 00:59:22,343 And if you don't stop her, she'll never know how you really feel. 904 00:59:23,021 --> 00:59:24,921 -Not exactly. -What am I missing? 905 00:59:25,089 --> 00:59:28,115 If she gets on the plane, she's gonna find out the hard way... 906 00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,660 that the guy that she thinks she's in love with... 907 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:35,526 -is a spineless, lying creep. -That's no good. 908 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,827 No, it is no good, and I can't let that happen. 909 00:59:38,002 --> 00:59:42,166 Because this girl, she is great. She's like... 910 00:59:43,274 --> 00:59:44,969 Like sunshine. 911 00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:48,005 Everything is better when she's there. 912 00:59:48,179 --> 00:59:53,008 I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her. I just can't. 913 00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:54,508 I can't. 914 00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:56,785 Can you please be quiet... 915 00:59:56,955 --> 01:00:01,654 so this nice young man can sell me a ticket. Please? 916 01:00:02,694 --> 01:00:04,491 Take it easy. 917 01:00:04,662 --> 01:00:06,926 Here, this'll get you to any gate in the place. 918 01:00:07,098 --> 01:00:09,794 -She's like sunshine? -Yeah. 919 01:00:09,968 --> 01:00:12,835 Well, in that case, it's on me. Go on, get out of here. 920 01:00:13,004 --> 01:00:14,471 Thank you. 921 01:00:15,106 --> 01:00:16,573 Thank you. 922 01:00:39,464 --> 01:00:42,627 Right this way. Come on. Let me see. 923 01:00:44,736 --> 01:00:46,169 All right. 924 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,906 Hey, sir. Sir. 925 01:00:52,076 --> 01:00:54,044 -Just a moment, sir. -Attention please. 926 01:00:54,212 --> 01:00:55,907 Flight 464 to San Francisco... 927 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,913 is now boarding at gate 13 in terminal G. 928 01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:05,317 The-- The man left his shoes. Mister, the man forgot his shoes. 929 01:01:05,490 --> 01:01:06,821 We've got a Code Foxtrot. 930 01:01:06,991 --> 01:01:09,585 -Excuse me. excuse me! -We've got a Code Foxtrot. 931 01:01:12,063 --> 01:01:13,462 On Mount Tam? 932 01:01:13,631 --> 01:01:16,327 Do you think? Because I heard there's a little restaurant-- 933 01:01:16,501 --> 01:01:19,800 He's a friend of mine. It's okay. What are you doing? 934 01:01:19,971 --> 01:01:22,098 -Just-- -Where are your shoes? Are you okay? 935 01:01:22,273 --> 01:01:23,399 He's married. 936 01:01:24,776 --> 01:01:27,836 -What? -Harrison. He's married. 937 01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:30,676 He was married, and now he's divorced. 938 01:01:30,848 --> 01:01:33,942 No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela. They live in Brentwood. 939 01:01:34,118 --> 01:01:36,245 I know because I delivered flowers to her. 940 01:01:36,688 --> 01:01:39,054 I tried to tell you at the school. 941 01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:42,982 Did he say it was his current wife? "I'm sending flowers to my current wife"? 942 01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:44,685 He didn't have to. I could tell. 943 01:01:44,862 --> 01:01:47,524 Like you could tell that my old boyfriend Eddie was gay. 944 01:01:47,699 --> 01:01:50,361 -Eddie was gay. -Eddie is married with 2 beautiful kids. 945 01:01:50,535 --> 01:01:53,265 -Eddie has a cat named Babs. -You've tried to talk me... 946 01:01:53,438 --> 01:01:57,238 -out of every boyfriend since we've met. -I'm telling you the truth. I promise. 947 01:01:57,408 --> 01:01:58,636 I'm going. 948 01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:01,176 No, hang on, hang on. Come here, come here. 949 01:02:01,345 --> 01:02:03,438 Why, hello there. I'm with security. 950 01:02:03,614 --> 01:02:06,014 Do you think that Morley and I belong together? 951 01:02:07,552 --> 01:02:10,487 -What does that have to do with anything? -Just tell me. Do you? 952 01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:13,351 I don't know. If you love her and if she loves you-- 953 01:02:13,524 --> 01:02:16,152 -Answer the question. -Fine. 954 01:02:17,929 --> 01:02:19,362 No. 955 01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:23,658 -Personally, I don't see it. -That's what I'm doing here. 956 01:02:23,835 --> 01:02:26,633 Because apparently everyone and their mother felt that way... 957 01:02:26,804 --> 01:02:28,738 but nobody had the guts to tell me. 958 01:02:29,507 --> 01:02:32,772 And now, I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closet... 959 01:02:32,944 --> 01:02:37,881 and an ache in my gut the size of Texas because nobody told me. 960 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:41,851 -She left you. -Today. 961 01:02:44,889 --> 01:02:46,015 I'm sorry. 962 01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:51,153 This will serve as your final boarding call for flight 464 to San Francisco. 963 01:03:03,341 --> 01:03:07,937 -I don't want this to happen to you. -I'm sorry about Morley... 964 01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,242 but I'm going to see my boyfriend. 965 01:03:10,848 --> 01:03:12,748 You know it's the truth. 966 01:03:17,221 --> 01:03:19,121 Sir, your shoes are still at security. 967 01:03:19,957 --> 01:03:21,754 We're not allowed to touch them. 968 01:03:21,926 --> 01:03:26,693 Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off and leave them off in public? 969 01:03:26,864 --> 01:03:29,799 Now, you know, it's some nasty stuff on these floors, sir. 970 01:03:45,716 --> 01:03:47,206 Sorry. 971 01:03:58,629 --> 01:04:02,292 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you've noticed we're experiencing turbulence. 972 01:04:02,466 --> 01:04:05,333 Nothing to be concerned about but the captain has turned on... 973 01:04:05,502 --> 01:04:07,026 the seat belt sign for safety. 974 01:04:07,204 --> 01:04:09,866 Please return to your seats until we pass through this... 975 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,873 -which should be in just a few minutes. -Yeah. 976 01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:14,643 -Yeah. -I'll just put it there. 977 01:04:14,811 --> 01:04:16,369 Watch your hands. 978 01:04:21,018 --> 01:04:22,576 You look very pretty. 979 01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,978 Thank you. 980 01:04:25,289 --> 01:04:26,313 -Are you nervous? -Yes. 981 01:04:26,490 --> 01:04:29,755 No reason to be. The minute you walk through that door nothing else... 982 01:04:29,927 --> 01:04:30,985 is gonna matter. 983 01:04:31,562 --> 01:04:33,029 Thank you. 984 01:04:35,465 --> 01:04:37,956 Franklin rules! 985 01:04:39,469 --> 01:04:41,494 Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together? 986 01:04:41,672 --> 01:04:44,835 Yeah, Edison. Warm up with your girlfriend. 987 01:04:45,008 --> 01:04:47,306 Grow up, Franklin. 988 01:04:48,412 --> 01:04:50,539 Are you gonna watch Discovery Channel tonight? 989 01:04:50,714 --> 01:04:53,239 -It's about giraffes. -No, I can't. 990 01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:55,317 I have to work at my mother's restaurant. 991 01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,547 -The one with the pointy towers? -Yeah. 992 01:04:58,722 --> 01:05:00,451 I went there for your birthday party. 993 01:05:00,991 --> 01:05:04,222 It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding, and a party for people... 994 01:05:04,394 --> 01:05:05,884 who hate Valentine's Day. 995 01:05:06,363 --> 01:05:09,457 -Why hate Valentine's Day? -I don't know. 996 01:05:09,633 --> 01:05:12,898 We have it every year, and it's all of Miss Fitzpatrick's friends. 997 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:14,298 Really? 998 01:05:14,972 --> 01:05:17,065 Not in Franklin's house! 999 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,333 Come on, the game's starting! 1000 01:05:28,218 --> 01:05:31,153 -Edison, what the heck is wrong with you? -I'm in love. 1001 01:05:31,321 --> 01:05:34,051 So am I, but I can move my feet. 1002 01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:44,928 Did you see it? I went like this with my head. 1003 01:05:45,102 --> 01:05:49,061 I kicked the ball with my head! Didn't you see it? 1004 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:54,741 I did see it, honey. Mommy's so proud of you. 1005 01:05:55,545 --> 01:05:57,604 Let's go find Daddy. 1006 01:06:01,151 --> 01:06:04,245 I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day. 1007 01:06:04,421 --> 01:06:06,286 Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars-- 1008 01:06:06,456 --> 01:06:07,946 Don't you know who I am? 1009 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,753 -You think I wouldn't find you here? -What are you doing? 1010 01:06:10,927 --> 01:06:12,986 -I'm trying to work. -Look at this, everyone! 1011 01:06:13,163 --> 01:06:15,631 This is not in-- This isn't for pictures. 1012 01:06:15,799 --> 01:06:18,768 Miss. Mother, what's going on? Why so--? 1013 01:06:18,935 --> 01:06:20,869 "Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat." 1014 01:06:21,038 --> 01:06:23,404 She's loco. I don't know what she's talking about. 1015 01:06:23,573 --> 01:06:27,441 -No, rata. You rata! -Cisco! Cisco! 1016 01:06:27,611 --> 01:06:30,546 -What are you doing? This is-- -She kneed him in the gonads. 1017 01:06:30,714 --> 01:06:32,875 My goodness, I feel for you. The Dodger Dog. 1018 01:06:33,050 --> 01:06:34,483 -I'm okay. -Sleeping with them? 1019 01:06:34,651 --> 01:06:36,243 Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore. 1020 01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,513 Happy Valentine's Day. KVLA, channel 13. 1021 01:06:40,090 --> 01:06:41,580 We done? 1022 01:06:42,826 --> 01:06:45,386 Got a text. Sean Jackson is calling a press conference. 1023 01:06:45,562 --> 01:06:48,292 This could be my exclusive, okay? Listen, keep filming. 1024 01:06:48,465 --> 01:06:51,457 All right, do some B-roll or something like that, all right? 1025 01:06:51,935 --> 01:06:53,732 No worries, boss. 1026 01:06:55,806 --> 01:06:57,797 It's my day. 1027 01:06:58,775 --> 01:07:01,676 Hey, listen, I need to be able to talk to Kara for 2 seconds. 1028 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:05,178 I already gave you everything on the press conference, so we are good. 1029 01:07:05,348 --> 01:07:09,307 I'm trying to do something special. Look at the profile. I'm from KVLA. 1030 01:07:09,486 --> 01:07:11,920 -The number 2 sports guy. -On my way to number 1. 1031 01:07:12,089 --> 01:07:14,523 I wanted to ask her 1 question about Sean Jackson. 1032 01:07:14,691 --> 01:07:17,683 I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson one question on camera. 1033 01:07:17,861 --> 01:07:19,954 She's on a conference call, she's very busy. 1034 01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:21,791 -I don't know if I can-- -My bladder. 1035 01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:24,991 I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom? I dropped my notes. 1036 01:07:25,168 --> 01:07:28,194 -No. You can't just barge into an-- Kara. -Kara. 1037 01:07:28,371 --> 01:07:30,601 -Damn. -Kara. Are you okay? 1038 01:07:30,774 --> 01:07:33,971 -Do I look okay? -Should we call a doctor? 1039 01:07:34,144 --> 01:07:35,509 No, it's this day. 1040 01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:38,113 Christmas, New Year's, 4th of July, she's fine. 1041 01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:42,183 -Valentine's Day, not so good. -What are you doing tonight, Kelvin? 1042 01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:47,813 I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson interview, but we could talk. 1043 01:07:47,991 --> 01:07:52,451 Relax, I'm not asking you out. I'm just curious. 1044 01:07:52,629 --> 01:07:57,562 How are you spending this happiest of all days? 1045 01:07:58,435 --> 01:08:00,630 -Let me just... -You don't wanna call somebody? 1046 01:08:00,804 --> 01:08:02,999 I just wanna know if, in fact... 1047 01:08:03,173 --> 01:08:07,667 I am the only person on the whole freaking planet... 1048 01:08:07,844 --> 01:08:12,746 who is completely and 100% alone on Valentine's Day. 1049 01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:15,381 I asked you a question. 1050 01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:18,144 Yeah. I'm working. 1051 01:08:18,722 --> 01:08:21,088 I got 3 telecasts: 9, 10, and 11:00. 1052 01:08:21,258 --> 01:08:25,524 Usually, I do 2, but people want it off, so I'm happy to cover for them on this day. 1053 01:08:25,962 --> 01:08:28,192 You don't like to go out on Valentine's Day? 1054 01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:30,731 -I hate it. -Me too. 1055 01:08:31,234 --> 01:08:34,465 It's my fault I'm alone. I'm neurotic to the nth degree. 1056 01:08:34,638 --> 01:08:36,401 I don't have time to work on myself... 1057 01:08:36,573 --> 01:08:39,064 because I'm too busy fixing everyone else. 1058 01:08:39,242 --> 01:08:41,802 -Right. -My closest relationship... 1059 01:08:41,978 --> 01:08:43,673 is with my BlackBerry. 1060 01:08:43,847 --> 01:08:45,906 -Right. -Thank God it vibrates. 1061 01:08:46,082 --> 01:08:47,549 -No. -But do you know... 1062 01:08:47,717 --> 01:08:49,981 -who has always been there for me? -Who's that? 1063 01:08:50,153 --> 01:08:54,089 -My best friend: Candy. -There's somebody. 1064 01:08:54,624 --> 01:08:57,252 I cannot get enough. And I know it's bad... 1065 01:08:57,427 --> 01:08:58,655 -Kara. - but I need it. 1066 01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:01,627 I need it, and there is not a shortage on Valentine's Day. 1067 01:09:01,798 --> 01:09:03,527 And that is my future. 1068 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:07,227 I'll be a lonely old lady with rotting teeth. 1069 01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:10,373 -No, no, no. No, you're not. -And a chocolate mustache. 1070 01:09:15,879 --> 01:09:18,347 Okay, maybe you should try some tofu or something. 1071 01:09:18,515 --> 01:09:21,951 Okay. It'll balance out your emotions. 1072 01:09:22,152 --> 01:09:24,347 I don't want a mustache. 1073 01:09:25,555 --> 01:09:27,147 You'll look hot with a mustache. 1074 01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,589 Or without it. It doesn't matter. 1075 01:09:39,169 --> 01:09:43,128 -You can let go of me now. -Yeah, I should. 1076 01:09:43,306 --> 01:09:45,740 -Well, I guess we're done here. -All right. 1077 01:09:45,909 --> 01:09:47,171 You can check with Heather. 1078 01:09:47,344 --> 01:09:49,972 -She'll validate your parking. -You have a blessed day. 1079 01:09:52,482 --> 01:09:54,109 On your mark. 1080 01:09:54,284 --> 01:09:55,444 Get set. 1081 01:10:00,223 --> 01:10:02,851 I'm Greg Gilkins at my old high school, Henderson High... 1082 01:10:03,026 --> 01:10:04,823 and today's subject: young love. 1083 01:10:04,995 --> 01:10:08,954 I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend, Willy, will be joining us shortly. 1084 01:10:09,132 --> 01:10:12,533 -Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are... -Not the cheerleader. 1085 01:10:12,702 --> 01:10:15,933 -I'm on the dance team. -Maybe you could show us a little bit. 1086 01:10:16,106 --> 01:10:17,971 5, 6, 7, 8. 1087 01:10:24,314 --> 01:10:26,373 Don't hurt yourself. 1088 01:10:26,549 --> 01:10:28,380 -Yes. -I haven't seen moves like that... 1089 01:10:28,551 --> 01:10:31,850 since the '94 Northridge quake. You guys are-- 1090 01:10:35,091 --> 01:10:37,559 How do you feel about each other this Valentine's Day? 1091 01:10:37,727 --> 01:10:40,321 -My gosh. I totally love him. -I'm crazy about her. 1092 01:10:40,497 --> 01:10:42,965 Willy, what is it about her that makes you so happy? 1093 01:10:43,133 --> 01:10:46,261 Well, she's beautiful, she makes me laugh... 1094 01:10:46,436 --> 01:10:48,370 -and she does my geometry. -Bonus. 1095 01:10:48,538 --> 01:10:49,562 -Yep. -And, Felicia... 1096 01:10:49,739 --> 01:10:51,639 what is it about Willy that's so cool? 1097 01:10:51,808 --> 01:10:55,608 What, besides the fact that he's totally hot? He's an amazing athlete. 1098 01:10:55,779 --> 01:10:57,906 Go show them, babe. Go show them, go show them. 1099 01:10:58,081 --> 01:11:00,015 He's so good. 1100 01:11:03,586 --> 01:11:08,023 How about this? I cook her dinner and then serve it to her in front of a fireplace. 1101 01:11:08,191 --> 01:11:10,659 -That says romance. -That says cheap-o. 1102 01:11:10,827 --> 01:11:11,851 Okay, not a problem. 1103 01:11:12,028 --> 01:11:14,656 I got her tickets to the movie at the Hollywood Cemetery. 1104 01:11:14,831 --> 01:11:17,163 Yeah. Chicks love the cemetery... 1105 01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:20,235 -on Valentine's Day. -Don't you think you should get a gift? 1106 01:11:20,403 --> 01:11:24,100 Gift? I'm supposed to get her a Prius? We've been dating for like 2 weeks. 1107 01:11:24,841 --> 01:11:26,365 Is there a 2-week gift? 1108 01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:28,943 If you want there to be a third week there is. 1109 01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:31,706 -So how did you guys meet? -It's really funny, actually. 1110 01:11:31,881 --> 01:11:33,473 Like, I was not into him at first. 1111 01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:36,050 He used to shoot spit wads at me in Spanish class... 1112 01:11:36,219 --> 01:11:37,846 which is, like, so junior high. 1113 01:11:38,788 --> 01:11:41,723 But then one night I was brushing out my hair when I got home... 1114 01:11:41,891 --> 01:11:44,883 and I found this spit wad, but it was really a note. 1115 01:11:45,061 --> 01:11:48,895 And it said, "What's up?" And I was like, "That is so cute." 1116 01:11:49,065 --> 01:11:50,089 And then I liked him. 1117 01:11:57,607 --> 01:12:01,304 My God. Baby, are you okay? Walk it off, baby. Just walk it off. 1118 01:12:02,412 --> 01:12:04,972 You're still hot, baby. You're still hot. 1119 01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:08,174 -He rolled out of that like a ninja. -He's usually good at those. 1120 01:12:08,351 --> 01:12:10,785 He's quite the athlete, you're quite the dancer. 1121 01:12:10,954 --> 01:12:14,890 -5, 6, 7, 8! -No, I think-- I think we're okay. 1122 01:12:15,558 --> 01:12:17,424 We haven't seen that one. 1123 01:12:17,761 --> 01:12:20,229 -Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story? -She did. 1124 01:12:20,397 --> 01:12:22,365 -Yeah, she's mushy like that. -You like it. 1125 01:12:22,532 --> 01:12:24,727 -I know. -I miss high school. 1126 01:12:25,702 --> 01:12:28,603 There you have it, young love. Full of promise, full of hope... 1127 01:12:28,772 --> 01:12:31,866 ignorant of reality. From Henderson High on Valentine's Day, I'm Greg Gilkins. 1128 01:12:33,943 --> 01:12:35,035 Okay. 1129 01:12:35,211 --> 01:12:38,146 Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your flowers delivered today... 1130 01:12:38,314 --> 01:12:42,751 - but they'll figure it out tomorrow. -No, it has to be today. It has to. 1131 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:47,056 Just let him go. Let him go, let him go, let him go. 1132 01:12:47,223 --> 01:12:51,319 I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for anyone, let alone a little kid. Come on. 1133 01:12:52,095 --> 01:12:55,531 Tell me about it. I haven't been having the best day myself. 1134 01:12:59,335 --> 01:13:01,599 Is everything okay with Alex? 1135 01:13:01,771 --> 01:13:04,797 -Not really. -What happened? 1136 01:13:06,309 --> 01:13:09,710 Alex and I were supposed to... 1137 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:11,104 have sex today. 1138 01:13:13,783 --> 01:13:15,978 For the first time. For both of us. 1139 01:13:17,153 --> 01:13:20,020 I wanted it to be magical, and I'm realizing that... 1140 01:13:20,190 --> 01:13:22,715 it's hard to plan something to be magical, you know? 1141 01:13:22,892 --> 01:13:26,794 -Yes, that it is. -Love can't be planned. 1142 01:13:26,963 --> 01:13:29,864 It's not love she is talking about, Edgar. It is sex. 1143 01:13:30,033 --> 01:13:31,295 He's going to Stanford. 1144 01:13:31,468 --> 01:13:35,063 I'm going to Yale. And it's just hit me recently that... 1145 01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:37,365 it's gonna be really hard to stay together. 1146 01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:41,442 So I guess I thought that if we had this amazing thing connecting us... 1147 01:13:41,611 --> 01:13:44,307 it'd make it easier, somehow, but I don't know... 1148 01:13:44,481 --> 01:13:47,746 hearing myself say it out loud, it all sounds really stupid. 1149 01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:51,751 And it's not like I'm gonna sleep with one person for the rest of my life, right? 1150 01:13:51,921 --> 01:13:53,821 I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that? 1151 01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:58,654 -Crazy people like us. We did. -No. 1152 01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:04,764 -That's amazing. -Well, granted, it was a different time... 1153 01:14:04,934 --> 01:14:08,563 and people weren't as promiscuous as they are now. 1154 01:14:08,738 --> 01:14:12,071 And there were times we spent long periods apart, but we managed. 1155 01:14:12,242 --> 01:14:16,144 I'm not saying it was easy or suggesting it for you. 1156 01:14:16,312 --> 01:14:18,507 Just saying it's possible. 1157 01:14:18,681 --> 01:14:22,242 And actually, we're gonna renew our vows this spring, right? 1158 01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:30,221 -Would you excuse us a minute? -Yeah. I'm gonna take this. 1159 01:14:30,927 --> 01:14:35,159 Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's. What are you doing? 1160 01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:41,667 Alex, I gotta tell you something. 1161 01:14:41,838 --> 01:14:43,863 I don't know if today's the day. 1162 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,474 I want it to be special, you want it to be special... 1163 01:14:46,643 --> 01:14:51,046 and, you know, we tried to make it special, but, you know... 1164 01:14:51,614 --> 01:14:54,845 Do you wanna go back there and see my mom after what happened earlier? 1165 01:14:55,018 --> 01:14:56,417 I don't think so. 1166 01:14:59,055 --> 01:15:02,286 All right, well, okay. 1167 01:15:04,093 --> 01:15:06,584 You know what, Alex, sorry. I need to call you back. 1168 01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,731 I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye. 1169 01:15:13,136 --> 01:15:14,160 Edison! 1170 01:15:32,322 --> 01:15:36,691 Remember when you went away to Florida to build the apartments? 1171 01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:39,693 You remember that. And you were gone a very long time. 1172 01:15:39,863 --> 01:15:41,125 Yes. 1173 01:15:41,831 --> 01:15:44,129 You were gone so long. 1174 01:15:44,467 --> 01:15:46,128 I was so lonely. 1175 01:15:47,637 --> 01:15:49,434 And... 1176 01:15:49,606 --> 01:15:53,006 Well, Joey came over. It was my birthday, 1177 01:15:53,206 --> 01:15:54,976 and he brought flowers, and-- 1178 01:15:55,144 --> 01:15:57,977 -I sent you flowers, hon. -Yes, you did. 1179 01:15:58,147 --> 01:16:00,274 And champagne. 1180 01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,441 Joey? Wait a minute. 1181 01:16:02,619 --> 01:16:04,382 -Joey Keenan? -Yes. 1182 01:16:04,554 --> 01:16:06,818 -My business partner. -That's right. 1183 01:16:08,491 --> 01:16:11,289 And we sat and we talked and we had dinner, and we... 1184 01:16:12,862 --> 01:16:14,693 And then... 1185 01:16:16,566 --> 01:16:19,399 It wasn't anything at first. And... 1186 01:16:19,569 --> 01:16:23,972 -You had an affair. -Yes. But it didn't last long, Edgar. 1187 01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:27,405 Didn't last long, and we regretted it very much. 1188 01:16:27,577 --> 01:16:29,568 I'm so sorry. 1189 01:16:35,218 --> 01:16:39,154 -You're the only man I've ever loved. -Then why tell me now? 1190 01:16:39,322 --> 01:16:42,814 It's been bothering me. Our vows and everything. 1191 01:16:42,992 --> 01:16:45,256 And I wanted to tell you the truth. 1192 01:16:45,895 --> 01:16:47,920 The truth? 1193 01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:52,598 Well, unfortunately, Estelle... 1194 01:16:52,769 --> 01:16:56,296 the truth makes everything else seem like a lie. 1195 01:16:57,907 --> 01:16:59,568 I'm sorry. 1196 01:17:09,852 --> 01:17:11,786 Why do you hate heart-shaped candy? 1197 01:17:12,255 --> 01:17:16,752 I think it's because it reminds me that this is Valentine's Day, and I'm recently single. 1198 01:17:17,327 --> 01:17:19,158 -We weren't on the same page. -Sorry. 1199 01:17:19,329 --> 01:17:22,594 -It's okay. It's over. -Nothing to be done? 1200 01:17:22,765 --> 01:17:25,757 No, no. I've seen the enemy and the enemy is me. 1201 01:17:25,935 --> 01:17:28,631 You could go for the stewardess. She seems to like you. 1202 01:17:29,138 --> 01:17:31,129 I think she likes everybody, that's her job. 1203 01:17:31,307 --> 01:17:33,867 She looks over here every 5 seconds. 1204 01:17:34,043 --> 01:17:35,908 -No. -Ready? 1205 01:17:36,079 --> 01:17:38,377 -5, 4, 3-- -You wanna bet on it? 1206 01:17:38,548 --> 01:17:41,039 -I'll bet you a bag of pretzels. -Okay. 1207 01:17:41,217 --> 01:17:43,310 5, 4, 3, 2... 1208 01:17:43,486 --> 01:17:46,580 -There it is. -Okay. All right, that was a coincidence. 1209 01:17:46,756 --> 01:17:49,418 -5, 4, 3-- -Stop it. Stop it. 1210 01:17:49,592 --> 01:17:52,925 -Looked on 3. She's gonna come here. -Excuse me. 1211 01:17:53,096 --> 01:17:56,588 -Can I get you anything? -A bag of pretzels, please. 1212 01:17:57,633 --> 01:17:59,362 2, actually. 1213 01:18:13,316 --> 01:18:17,446 Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken. Ready for your sponge bath? 1214 01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:19,588 Yes, please. 1215 01:18:28,564 --> 01:18:31,226 Hi, excuse me. Hi. 1216 01:18:31,401 --> 01:18:33,426 Could I ask you a question? 1217 01:18:33,603 --> 01:18:36,401 I'm looking for Dr. Copeland. Is he here tonight? 1218 01:18:36,572 --> 01:18:40,338 -Not tonight, no. -Sorry, Dr. Harrison Copeland. 1219 01:18:40,510 --> 01:18:42,273 Not tonight. 1220 01:18:42,979 --> 01:18:47,643 -Could you tell me where I could find him? -Are you a patient? Is something wrong? 1221 01:18:53,022 --> 01:18:57,118 Look, can I ask you a question, just woman to woman? 1222 01:18:58,494 --> 01:19:00,052 Okay. 1223 01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:06,297 Is Dr. Copeland married? 1224 01:19:07,203 --> 01:19:08,830 Not divorced or not separated... 1225 01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:12,634 just full-on married to a woman named Pamela? 1226 01:19:16,446 --> 01:19:19,210 They just celebrated their 15th anniversary. 1227 01:19:21,284 --> 01:19:22,979 Cardiology Center. 1228 01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:30,015 Los Angeles Hospital, may I help you? 1229 01:19:31,727 --> 01:19:34,696 Bistro Garden, early seating. 1230 01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,170 Kara, I'm still here. I'm in L.A. 1231 01:19:46,342 --> 01:19:48,333 I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call. 1232 01:19:49,579 --> 01:19:52,241 May I have your attention, please? I'm Sean's publicist... 1233 01:19:52,415 --> 01:19:55,612 and recently there has been a lot of speculation about his future. 1234 01:19:55,785 --> 01:19:59,949 And rather than keep you all in suspense, he will make a brief statement at this time. 1235 01:20:03,259 --> 01:20:05,887 -Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year. -Cleaning up? 1236 01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:07,620 -I'm trying to be you. -All right. 1237 01:20:07,797 --> 01:20:10,061 First off, I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 1238 01:20:10,233 --> 01:20:13,964 I know it's Valentine's Day and you might have other plans, so I'll be quick. 1239 01:20:14,137 --> 01:20:15,695 The clich�... 1240 01:20:15,872 --> 01:20:19,035 when someone's retiring who doesn't wanna retire... 1241 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:23,008 is to say that it's because they wanna spend more time with their family. 1242 01:20:23,179 --> 01:20:28,173 I don't have a family, and with everything football has given me... 1243 01:20:28,618 --> 01:20:32,179 the biggest thing it's taken away is that. 1244 01:20:32,355 --> 01:20:35,722 Because of who I am... 1245 01:20:36,025 --> 01:20:37,151 because of my job... 1246 01:20:37,326 --> 01:20:40,921 I haven't been able to live the life I want to. 1247 01:20:41,097 --> 01:20:44,931 With that in mind, I'll just say the thing I came here to say. 1248 01:20:46,302 --> 01:20:47,462 I'm gay. 1249 01:20:50,206 --> 01:20:51,230 I knew it! 1250 01:20:51,407 --> 01:20:53,238 -Any questions? -Are you kidding me? 1251 01:20:53,409 --> 01:20:56,640 And be cool, because I'm not above kicking anybody's ass. 1252 01:20:56,812 --> 01:20:58,780 Sean, you for real? 1253 01:21:00,415 --> 01:21:02,111 First question. 1254 01:21:02,718 --> 01:21:04,948 Sean, come on, help me out. 1255 01:21:05,721 --> 01:21:07,086 Kelvin Moore, KVLA. 1256 01:21:07,857 --> 01:21:10,849 Sean, I'm confused here. Are you saying that you're retiring? 1257 01:21:11,027 --> 01:21:13,461 Right, that. 1258 01:21:14,597 --> 01:21:18,363 No, Kelvin. No, I'm not retiring. 1259 01:21:18,701 --> 01:21:21,363 I'm gay, and I'm gonna play. 1260 01:21:32,481 --> 01:21:35,678 Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar. 1261 01:21:39,322 --> 01:21:41,620 -Rosato martini with soda, table 6. -You got it. 1262 01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:46,387 I'm not really a waitress, I'm an actress. I just did a day on Days of Our Lives. 1263 01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:50,324 -Happy Valentine's Day. -Happy Valentine's to you. 1264 01:21:50,499 --> 01:21:52,296 -You look beautiful. -Thank you. 1265 01:21:54,737 --> 01:21:56,830 -Thank you. -Olivia's gonna need braces. 1266 01:21:57,006 --> 01:21:58,064 Well, that makes sense. 1267 01:21:58,241 --> 01:22:00,573 -I had them, you had them. -I know. 1268 01:22:03,045 --> 01:22:04,672 Bistro Gardens restaurant. 1269 01:22:05,448 --> 01:22:06,472 Good evening. 1270 01:22:09,585 --> 01:22:11,382 -Hi. -Harrison? 1271 01:22:11,554 --> 01:22:13,715 -Are you okay? -Excuse me. Excuse-- 1272 01:22:13,889 --> 01:22:15,857 -You all right, sir? -You okay? 1273 01:22:16,025 --> 01:22:19,392 Great. Well, my name is Julia, and I'm gonna be your server tonight. 1274 01:22:19,562 --> 01:22:21,553 Why don't I get started with a few specials? 1275 01:22:21,731 --> 01:22:23,062 Yes, please. 1276 01:22:23,232 --> 01:22:27,532 Tonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig. 1277 01:22:28,237 --> 01:22:31,007 You're kidding. How is that cooked? 1278 01:22:31,107 --> 01:22:34,107 He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles... 1279 01:22:34,277 --> 01:22:37,838 and he chops them up really finely, teeny, tiny pieces. 1280 01:22:38,014 --> 01:22:42,041 And then he takes those testicles, and he pulverizes them... 1281 01:22:42,218 --> 01:22:44,880 and adds in a little arugula, some sage... 1282 01:22:45,054 --> 01:22:47,852 feta cheese, and shoves the mixture... 1283 01:22:48,024 --> 01:22:50,049 back up the pig's-- 1284 01:22:50,226 --> 01:22:52,387 Well, for lack of a better word, ass. 1285 01:22:54,397 --> 01:22:58,231 -Really? -Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart... 1286 01:22:58,401 --> 01:23:00,926 the cold, useless, tiny, little heart... 1287 01:23:01,103 --> 01:23:05,199 then fillets it on either side and it's a nice amuse-bouche. 1288 01:23:07,009 --> 01:23:09,842 -I'll have the salmon. -Good choice. 1289 01:23:10,012 --> 01:23:11,707 For you, sir? 1290 01:23:11,881 --> 01:23:14,577 I'm not-- I don't-- I don't know. 1291 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:18,516 Just so you know, the heart of the pig... 1292 01:23:18,688 --> 01:23:20,815 little something like this. 1293 01:23:26,729 --> 01:23:27,753 Did we get a toy? 1294 01:23:28,464 --> 01:23:32,958 Maybe I'll give you a little time to juggle the choices, sir. 1295 01:23:42,078 --> 01:23:43,773 Nicely done. 1296 01:23:43,946 --> 01:23:47,006 Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin really loves your class. 1297 01:23:47,183 --> 01:23:50,584 -He's got a great imagination. -Yeah. 1298 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,512 So I guess we'll charge these to-- 1299 01:23:52,688 --> 01:23:55,350 -Charge these to my friend over there. -I figured. 1300 01:23:55,524 --> 01:23:57,583 I put in some lobster tails and a cheesecake. 1301 01:23:58,627 --> 01:24:00,458 Thank you, Amos. 1302 01:24:15,978 --> 01:24:17,946 And then maybe these? 1303 01:24:18,781 --> 01:24:21,648 Put that ticket right-- Put it where you're looking. Yep. 1304 01:24:21,817 --> 01:24:25,776 Yep. Great. Thank you. Now let me take that thing. 1305 01:24:25,955 --> 01:24:28,515 Thank you very much. Appreciate it. 1306 01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:32,859 Crap. Just go. 1307 01:24:33,028 --> 01:24:36,589 Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant in Los Angeles. How may I help you? 1308 01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:40,925 Hi. This is Rehka speaking. 1309 01:24:47,176 --> 01:24:50,509 -Hey, Liz. -Hi. 1310 01:24:52,681 --> 01:24:53,807 -Hey. -Hey. 1311 01:24:53,983 --> 01:24:56,474 I made it. Cannot even believe it. 1312 01:24:56,652 --> 01:24:58,347 -Sorry. -Sorry. 1313 01:24:58,521 --> 01:25:00,648 -Hi. -Sorry. 1314 01:25:01,023 --> 01:25:02,916 Liz, you look beautiful. 1315 01:25:03,092 --> 01:25:06,823 Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip out of the office coincided very nicely... 1316 01:25:06,996 --> 01:25:10,227 with my "haul ass home and throw on something festive" plan, so... 1317 01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:11,423 You look wonderful. 1318 01:25:14,904 --> 01:25:16,166 Hi. 1319 01:25:16,338 --> 01:25:17,362 -So-- -I was think-- 1320 01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:20,100 -What? Did you want--? -Sorry. Go ahead. No, you first. 1321 01:25:20,276 --> 01:25:21,504 -Please. You should. -You-- 1322 01:25:21,677 --> 01:25:24,237 Okay. You don't wanna be an agent, do you? 1323 01:25:24,413 --> 01:25:26,381 No, but I may need an agent... 1324 01:25:26,549 --> 01:25:31,418 so I figure might as well learn the business while I'm agentless. 1325 01:25:31,587 --> 01:25:34,556 Good evening, sir, ma'am. Welcome to The Blvd. 1326 01:25:34,723 --> 01:25:37,055 Would you like the 4-course Sweetheart's Menu... 1327 01:25:37,226 --> 01:25:40,889 -or the 8-course Eternal Love? -Slow down. 1328 01:25:41,063 --> 01:25:44,055 Is there, like, a one-course "Only Been Dating For Two Weeks... 1329 01:25:44,233 --> 01:25:46,701 But It Looks Promising" option? 1330 01:25:47,436 --> 01:25:49,233 Because... 1331 01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:50,804 I'm kidding. 1332 01:25:50,973 --> 01:25:54,374 I realize that, sir. I'll come back when you're serious. 1333 01:25:56,111 --> 01:25:58,511 He's your biggest fan. 1334 01:25:58,848 --> 01:26:00,645 Hello? That's my water. 1335 01:26:01,617 --> 01:26:04,814 You know, I didn't touch mine, so why don't you go ahead and have it? 1336 01:26:04,987 --> 01:26:06,682 Happy Valentine's Day. 1337 01:26:06,856 --> 01:26:08,221 Well, same to you. 1338 01:26:08,390 --> 01:26:09,721 -Charlie! -What? 1339 01:26:09,892 --> 01:26:11,792 She said happy Valentine's Day. 1340 01:26:11,961 --> 01:26:13,155 -Look-- -I can't talk now? 1341 01:26:13,329 --> 01:26:15,058 I'm sorry this place is such a zoo. 1342 01:26:15,231 --> 01:26:19,065 It's fine. I mean, they're fighting, they're mating, and I'm in the zoo with you. 1343 01:26:23,239 --> 01:26:24,672 God. 1344 01:26:26,876 --> 01:26:30,471 Jason, I really like you... 1345 01:26:30,646 --> 01:26:33,843 and I was-- I just... 1346 01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:37,813 I'm just wondering how you feel... 1347 01:26:38,254 --> 01:26:39,915 about the idea of... 1348 01:26:42,424 --> 01:26:44,949 God. I've gotta-- I'm gonna take this outside. 1349 01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:48,028 -Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah. -I'm sorry. Thank you. 1350 01:26:48,197 --> 01:26:49,323 Go ahead. 1351 01:26:49,498 --> 01:26:52,058 -Be right back. -Sure. 1352 01:26:58,974 --> 01:27:01,101 All right, Stanley, listen to me. 1353 01:27:01,277 --> 01:27:04,041 We're gonna make this hard, and we're gonna make this fast. 1354 01:27:04,213 --> 01:27:06,681 Yes, we can get you 2 adjoining rooms. 1355 01:27:06,849 --> 01:27:09,613 Yes. But with the door open, you still have to pay for both. 1356 01:27:09,785 --> 01:27:11,810 Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi. 1357 01:27:11,987 --> 01:27:14,012 Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire. 1358 01:27:14,189 --> 01:27:15,451 -How many checking in? -2. 1359 01:27:15,624 --> 01:27:16,648 -2? -I mean 1. 1360 01:27:16,825 --> 01:27:20,158 Well, technically, it's 2. 1 person and Carmine, my dog. 1361 01:27:20,329 --> 01:27:22,854 A person and a dog. Okay, that would be our pleasure. 1362 01:27:23,032 --> 01:27:24,056 Okay. 1363 01:27:24,233 --> 01:27:26,394 And by the way, happy Valentine's Day. 1364 01:27:27,436 --> 01:27:29,028 You too. 1365 01:27:30,639 --> 01:27:33,574 And Julia's not even in love with that guy. 1366 01:27:34,176 --> 01:27:35,268 How do you know that? 1367 01:27:35,444 --> 01:27:39,847 She was too calm about the whole thing. I mean, always under control. 1368 01:27:40,015 --> 01:27:41,277 Listen: 1369 01:27:41,450 --> 01:27:45,580 "The way of love is not a subtle argument. 1370 01:27:45,754 --> 01:27:49,588 The door there is devastation." The master. 1371 01:27:49,758 --> 01:27:52,693 So according to Rumi, love has to be devastating? 1372 01:27:52,861 --> 01:27:57,355 Listen. You don't step into love, my friend, you fall in. Head over heels. 1373 01:27:57,533 --> 01:28:01,993 You ever seen somebody fall head over heels in love for real, Reed? 1374 01:28:02,171 --> 01:28:05,163 It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic. 1375 01:28:05,341 --> 01:28:08,003 Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left. 1376 01:28:08,177 --> 01:28:11,374 Make something happen with somebody someplace. 1377 01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:12,912 -Cookie? -I'm good. 1378 01:28:13,082 --> 01:28:15,846 Day's not over yet, man. Give me some. 1379 01:28:16,452 --> 01:28:20,013 Hey, tell me something. How'd you and your wife get it so right? 1380 01:28:20,956 --> 01:28:23,288 That's easy. I married my best friend. 1381 01:28:25,127 --> 01:28:26,617 Thought I was your best friend. 1382 01:28:26,795 --> 01:28:29,889 Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady. 1383 01:28:30,599 --> 01:28:33,090 -Night. -Good night. 1384 01:28:33,569 --> 01:28:36,231 -Go give your wife those cookies. -Best for the best. 1385 01:28:36,405 --> 01:28:39,966 Yeah. Best for the best. 1386 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,569 -Kate. Hey, have a great trip. -Thanks. Nice meeting you. 1387 01:29:07,736 --> 01:29:09,397 Yeah. 1388 01:29:09,571 --> 01:29:11,766 -This is my taxi! -No, no, I been waiting. 1389 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:14,602 -I been waiting 45 minutes. -Be a little patient, folks. 1390 01:29:18,681 --> 01:29:20,672 -Hey, Redmond. -Welcome back, Mr. Wilson. 1391 01:29:20,849 --> 01:29:22,976 -Did you have to wait long? -Not long at all. 1392 01:29:23,152 --> 01:29:25,211 -Check any bags? -No. 1393 01:29:28,957 --> 01:29:31,050 They're right through there. 1394 01:29:39,835 --> 01:29:41,097 May I help you, captain? 1395 01:29:42,171 --> 01:29:43,638 Thank you. 1396 01:29:44,740 --> 01:29:45,764 You okay? 1397 01:29:45,941 --> 01:29:50,037 No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle, it's gonna take 9 stops to get to my house. 1398 01:29:50,212 --> 01:29:53,704 Thought I'd pay for a cab, and I go there, and the line's 2 miles long. 1399 01:29:53,882 --> 01:29:57,648 -Now I'm headed to the rental car place. -Which is gonna take an hour. 1400 01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:58,912 -I'm gonna help. -Really? 1401 01:29:59,088 --> 01:30:00,715 Yeah, I have a car. 1402 01:30:00,989 --> 01:30:02,149 I live in the Valley. 1403 01:30:02,324 --> 01:30:05,020 I want you to have it. You traveled so far for a few hours. 1404 01:30:05,194 --> 01:30:07,685 You should spend every possible second with this guy. 1405 01:30:07,863 --> 01:30:09,057 And it's already paid for. 1406 01:30:09,231 --> 01:30:11,597 Redmond will take you wherever you need to go. 1407 01:30:11,767 --> 01:30:13,667 You just give him the address. 1408 01:30:16,405 --> 01:30:18,635 Thank you. Thank you. 1409 01:30:21,643 --> 01:30:23,474 He's a lucky man. 1410 01:30:28,183 --> 01:30:29,844 -Thank you. -Bye. 1411 01:30:33,789 --> 01:30:36,519 Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping? 1412 01:30:36,692 --> 01:30:39,752 Is this about a boy because it's Valentine's Day? 1413 01:30:39,928 --> 01:30:43,386 Did you get many valentines? Sweetheart, don't be sad. 1414 01:30:43,565 --> 01:30:45,624 When the time is right, your father and I... 1415 01:30:45,801 --> 01:30:48,099 we are going to find you a nice Indian boy. 1416 01:30:48,971 --> 01:30:52,065 Hey, cheer up, Rani. I'll be your valentine. 1417 01:30:52,241 --> 01:30:54,232 Alex, please, for now, be our delivery boy. 1418 01:30:54,409 --> 01:30:58,470 I have an Indian wedding, and I have a private party going on. 1419 01:31:00,549 --> 01:31:01,880 Perfect. 1420 01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:03,711 Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle. 1421 01:31:03,886 --> 01:31:07,185 Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold. All right, thanks. Bye-bye. 1422 01:31:07,356 --> 01:31:08,380 Excuse me. 1423 01:31:08,557 --> 01:31:12,118 You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl, blue dress, come through here? 1424 01:31:12,294 --> 01:31:17,027 -Are you a guest of the hotel, or...? -No, we were at the early seating. 1425 01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:20,191 Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone, and she just went out that way. 1426 01:31:20,369 --> 01:31:22,599 -Okay. Thanks. -Yeah, no problem. 1427 01:31:23,472 --> 01:31:26,464 Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley. 1428 01:31:26,642 --> 01:31:28,872 You know what's gonna happen when you do. 1429 01:31:29,044 --> 01:31:31,137 Sugar and your little kitty cat... 1430 01:31:31,747 --> 01:31:36,241 We're gonna lick you all up and down. 1431 01:31:36,418 --> 01:31:41,151 Scratchy little tongues going up and down your-- 1432 01:31:44,393 --> 01:31:49,057 Stanley, I'm gonna have to have a mint julep to cool down after that one. 1433 01:31:49,231 --> 01:31:52,462 Talk to you next time. Thank you. 1434 01:31:52,868 --> 01:31:53,892 God. 1435 01:31:54,069 --> 01:31:57,197 That is a really unusual way to talk to your boss. 1436 01:31:57,372 --> 01:32:00,808 -It's not what you think. -Really? Awesome. 1437 01:32:00,976 --> 01:32:05,845 Because what I think it is is you leaving me to talk dirty to your boyfriend, Stanley. So-- 1438 01:32:06,014 --> 01:32:07,811 -No, no, no. -What a relief to know... 1439 01:32:07,983 --> 01:32:11,475 you're not someone who licks people with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue. 1440 01:32:11,653 --> 01:32:14,622 I moonlight as an adult-phone entertainer. 1441 01:32:15,858 --> 01:32:18,986 -Like phone sex? -Yes. 1442 01:32:21,263 --> 01:32:24,130 This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. 1443 01:32:24,299 --> 01:32:25,425 Surprise. 1444 01:32:29,771 --> 01:32:31,295 Why didn't you tell me? 1445 01:32:32,574 --> 01:32:33,973 Okay. 1446 01:32:34,142 --> 01:32:38,806 I'm broke. I have a hundred-K student loan I have no idea how I'm going to pay off. 1447 01:32:38,981 --> 01:32:40,243 I have no health insurance. 1448 01:32:40,415 --> 01:32:42,940 So if you know of a job that will pay a poetry major... 1449 01:32:43,118 --> 01:32:47,214 more than $40 an hour, with her clothes on, I'm all ears. 1450 01:32:47,389 --> 01:32:48,754 Okay. 1451 01:32:49,358 --> 01:32:52,384 -I'm out. -Are you gonna call me? 1452 01:32:52,561 --> 01:32:55,359 Well, you know, I'd like to say yes, but... 1453 01:32:55,864 --> 01:32:58,025 I don't know if I can afford it. 1454 01:32:58,500 --> 01:32:59,967 I'm sorry, that was-- I'm sorry. 1455 01:33:01,470 --> 01:33:04,906 Come on, you know I didn't mean that. I'm just-- This is, like... 1456 01:33:05,073 --> 01:33:06,734 This is way too much for me, okay? 1457 01:33:07,542 --> 01:33:08,873 I'm from Muncie, Indiana. 1458 01:33:09,044 --> 01:33:11,478 Like, the wildest thing I ever did was... 1459 01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:14,642 leave Muncie, Indiana. 1460 01:33:15,017 --> 01:33:17,542 -Look, this is me, it's not you. -Yeah. 1461 01:33:18,153 --> 01:33:19,177 I just... 1462 01:33:20,989 --> 01:33:22,547 I'm sorry, Liz. 1463 01:33:28,430 --> 01:33:31,207 Welcome to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. 1464 01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:34,027 Enjoy your romantic evening. 1465 01:33:34,202 --> 01:33:37,660 Please, everyone form a single-file line. 1466 01:33:41,276 --> 01:33:44,211 She said she would meet me right before showtime. Here it is... 1467 01:33:44,379 --> 01:33:45,846 but she's not here yet, and-- 1468 01:33:46,014 --> 01:33:48,073 I got her these flowers because I'm so sorry. 1469 01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:51,879 I mean, it was a small fire. It's a small dog. Everything's fine, and-- 1470 01:33:52,621 --> 01:33:54,748 We're sold out. 1471 01:33:54,923 --> 01:33:58,859 I'm sorry, sir, but we are completely sold out. Only pre-sold tickets. 1472 01:33:59,027 --> 01:34:01,359 No, you don't understand. I need a ticket tonight. 1473 01:34:01,530 --> 01:34:03,964 But I mean, I packed a basket. It's got her favorite. 1474 01:34:04,132 --> 01:34:05,895 -Ham hocks and squid and-- -Actually... 1475 01:34:06,068 --> 01:34:08,263 you know what, sir? 1476 01:34:08,437 --> 01:34:10,132 I have an extra ticket. 1477 01:34:10,305 --> 01:34:12,773 -That's your ticket? -That's my ticket. 1478 01:34:12,941 --> 01:34:17,310 It's your lucky night. Have a great time. All right, everyone, we are sold out. 1479 01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:20,448 -So who do I thank? -Jason, from Indiana. 1480 01:34:20,615 --> 01:34:22,276 Edgar, from New York. 1481 01:34:22,451 --> 01:34:25,887 Yeah, my wife and I used to come here every Valentine's Day, but-- 1482 01:34:26,054 --> 01:34:28,181 Well, except tonight. 1483 01:34:28,357 --> 01:34:31,622 Well, you know, I had the extra ticket, so... 1484 01:34:31,793 --> 01:34:34,591 On Valentine's Day. Well, there's gotta be a story there. 1485 01:34:34,763 --> 01:34:37,323 Well, yeah, not a good one. 1486 01:34:37,499 --> 01:34:40,798 Pretty much the worst Valentine's Day story of all time. 1487 01:34:40,969 --> 01:34:42,664 You wanna bet? 1488 01:34:42,838 --> 01:34:43,862 Thank you, officers. 1489 01:34:44,039 --> 01:34:46,303 -Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful. -Thank you. 1490 01:34:46,475 --> 01:34:48,170 Siena Bouquet. 1491 01:34:49,444 --> 01:34:52,277 Yeah, we're still open for about another hour. 1492 01:34:52,447 --> 01:34:54,039 Mister? 1493 01:34:54,850 --> 01:35:00,379 You owe me flowers. 1494 01:35:06,028 --> 01:35:07,052 Where we taking them? 1495 01:35:16,805 --> 01:35:20,366 Okay, I'm gonna go now. Have a nice life. 1496 01:35:27,449 --> 01:35:28,939 You came. 1497 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:33,119 What happened? 1498 01:35:46,701 --> 01:35:48,293 He's married. 1499 01:36:18,467 --> 01:36:21,027 Now that's open-heart surgery. 1500 01:36:22,838 --> 01:36:24,396 -Peppermint Pattie? -Yep. 1501 01:36:27,609 --> 01:36:30,976 Don't step on the people, step on the grass. 1502 01:36:31,146 --> 01:36:32,875 Step on the grass. 1503 01:36:33,048 --> 01:36:35,175 This telephone girl, you like her? 1504 01:36:37,185 --> 01:36:40,552 Thought maybe she had the trifecta. 1505 01:36:41,022 --> 01:36:43,115 Trifecta? What's that? 1506 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:45,486 You know, it's like the big 3 S's. 1507 01:36:45,660 --> 01:36:49,289 Smart, sensitive, sexy. 1508 01:36:49,965 --> 01:36:51,227 That's my trifecta. 1509 01:36:53,368 --> 01:36:54,596 Her? 1510 01:36:54,769 --> 01:36:56,430 You mean, like, literally, that--? 1511 01:36:56,605 --> 01:37:00,041 -Literally. Her. -She was hot. 1512 01:37:00,775 --> 01:37:02,265 Still is. 1513 01:37:08,950 --> 01:37:10,042 Hey, hey. 1514 01:37:10,218 --> 01:37:11,549 -You guys came! -You're here! 1515 01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:14,154 I thought you were going out with your new boyfriend. 1516 01:37:14,322 --> 01:37:16,586 I thought you had a date with your old boyfriend. 1517 01:37:16,758 --> 01:37:17,816 Same guy. 1518 01:37:17,993 --> 01:37:19,017 -No. -Not surprised. 1519 01:37:19,194 --> 01:37:22,459 Booked back-to-back at the same restaurant. Thought we wouldn't notice. 1520 01:37:22,631 --> 01:37:24,394 -What? -Please lead me to the alcohol. 1521 01:37:24,566 --> 01:37:27,558 -Right here. Sit down. -We are gonna take good care of you. 1522 01:37:27,736 --> 01:37:29,260 What happened to the pi�ata? 1523 01:37:29,437 --> 01:37:33,635 -It got what it deserved. -More sad and lonely people. 1524 01:37:33,808 --> 01:37:35,469 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Elise. 1525 01:37:36,044 --> 01:37:39,639 I'm driving around, looking in all the places he's probably gonna be, but... 1526 01:37:39,814 --> 01:37:41,679 Anyways, like I said, just call me back. 1527 01:37:41,850 --> 01:37:45,911 But no big deal, I've got it under control, so I'll find him. 1528 01:37:46,655 --> 01:37:49,419 I've found him! Found him. 1529 01:37:49,591 --> 01:37:52,754 My God, he's in a van. Shit! What are you doing in a van? 1530 01:37:52,928 --> 01:37:54,520 Edison! 1531 01:37:55,864 --> 01:37:57,855 Burn, baby, burn! 1532 01:37:58,033 --> 01:37:59,057 Justin Levy. 1533 01:37:59,234 --> 01:38:01,498 Broke up with me on the morning of my birthday... 1534 01:38:01,670 --> 01:38:04,468 still showed up to my party. 1535 01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:06,635 Burn, baby, burn! 1536 01:38:07,409 --> 01:38:09,172 Ivonne Quinteros. 1537 01:38:09,344 --> 01:38:12,905 Dumped me for the piano player at the Beverly Wilshire. 1538 01:38:13,081 --> 01:38:15,515 -2 hours ago. -Charlie. 1539 01:38:15,684 --> 01:38:20,348 -Burn, baby, burn! -Fire marshal know about this burning pot? 1540 01:38:20,522 --> 01:38:22,786 -Hey, Kelvin. -Hey. 1541 01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:24,050 Back to the wine. 1542 01:38:24,226 --> 01:38:26,717 -What are you doing here? -I had a little time... 1543 01:38:26,895 --> 01:38:30,558 before my 10:00 broadcast, somebody said there was a gathering of my people. 1544 01:38:30,732 --> 01:38:33,166 -How did you find us? -Heather. 1545 01:38:33,335 --> 01:38:37,032 Right, right. Well, welcome. 1546 01:38:37,205 --> 01:38:39,969 -Hi. I'm Julia. -I'm Kelvin. 1547 01:38:40,141 --> 01:38:43,770 -Hi. So you guys know each other? -Yes. 1548 01:38:43,945 --> 01:38:46,243 What misadventure of the heart brings you here? 1549 01:38:46,414 --> 01:38:48,746 Actually, I'm Kara's date. 1550 01:38:50,118 --> 01:38:53,417 -Fascinating. -Yeah. 1551 01:39:03,598 --> 01:39:06,089 -Edison! -All right, buddy. 1552 01:39:06,268 --> 01:39:09,101 -Don't move! -I'm really, really sorry. 1553 01:39:09,271 --> 01:39:12,001 Okay, but you can't do that to me. Do you understand? 1554 01:39:12,173 --> 01:39:14,869 I know, I know. But this was really important. 1555 01:39:15,043 --> 01:39:17,841 -She had to get her flowers. -Is everything okay? 1556 01:39:18,013 --> 01:39:20,709 -Yeah, I'm his babysitter. -I'm his florist. 1557 01:39:22,484 --> 01:39:25,544 Look, I'm glad you're okay. 1558 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:27,688 Do you want me to come in there with you? 1559 01:39:27,856 --> 01:39:31,348 No. I think this is one of those things I have to do myself. 1560 01:39:33,194 --> 01:39:35,287 I've been driving Holden for a long time. 1561 01:39:35,463 --> 01:39:38,057 He's never given his car up for anybody. 1562 01:39:38,233 --> 01:39:40,258 You must be pretty special. 1563 01:39:41,736 --> 01:39:45,570 Over? Why do you keep talking like it's over? 1564 01:39:46,141 --> 01:39:48,132 I love you. 1565 01:39:50,145 --> 01:39:51,772 Edgar! 1566 01:39:53,715 --> 01:39:56,741 -Hey, get out of the way! -I'll always love you. 1567 01:39:56,918 --> 01:39:58,943 -Edgar! -Excuse me. 1568 01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:00,712 Down in front! 1569 01:40:00,889 --> 01:40:02,857 Edgar, where are you? I know you're out there. 1570 01:40:04,392 --> 01:40:07,122 -Who the hell is Edgar? -He is my husband, and shut your mouth. 1571 01:40:07,295 --> 01:40:10,492 -Edgar, answer me. -Answer her, Edgar. 1572 01:40:10,665 --> 01:40:14,032 -Lady, I can't see through you. -Edgar, where are you? 1573 01:40:14,602 --> 01:40:17,070 -Estelle! -Edgar, answer me. 1574 01:40:17,238 --> 01:40:19,729 -Estelle! -That must be Edgar. 1575 01:40:20,375 --> 01:40:22,673 I'm here! I'm coming. 1576 01:40:24,045 --> 01:40:25,569 Sorry. 1577 01:40:25,747 --> 01:40:28,614 -I see. -Hey, run lower! 1578 01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:34,286 Listen to me. I know I let you down. 1579 01:40:34,456 --> 01:40:36,549 Maybe you don't think I deserve forgiveness... 1580 01:40:36,725 --> 01:40:40,422 but you're gonna give it to me anyway, because when you love someone... 1581 01:40:40,595 --> 01:40:44,326 -you love all of them. That's the job. -I know that now. 1582 01:40:44,499 --> 01:40:46,091 I'm so sorry. 1583 01:40:46,267 --> 01:40:48,895 And now, please, you gotta love everything about them. 1584 01:40:49,070 --> 01:40:51,334 Not just the good things, but the bad things too. 1585 01:40:51,506 --> 01:40:54,771 The things that you find lovable, and the things that you don't find lovable. 1586 01:40:55,743 --> 01:40:57,275 I understand. 1587 01:40:57,445 --> 01:40:59,743 I'll never leave you. 1588 01:41:24,005 --> 01:41:26,337 At first I was afraid, I was petrified 1589 01:41:26,508 --> 01:41:30,035 Kept thinking I could never live Without you by my side 1590 01:41:30,211 --> 01:41:33,942 Then I spent so many nights Thinking how you did me wrong 1591 01:41:34,115 --> 01:41:37,676 And I grew strong And I learned how to get along 1592 01:41:37,852 --> 01:41:40,116 And so you're back from outer space 1593 01:41:40,288 --> 01:41:43,689 Julia, I found this little friend of Rani's, and I think he's looking for you. 1594 01:41:43,858 --> 01:41:44,882 I'm not little. 1595 01:41:45,059 --> 01:41:48,517 Edison, are you okay? Does somebody know that you're here? 1596 01:41:48,696 --> 01:41:50,687 Yeah, my babysitter's outside. 1597 01:41:50,865 --> 01:41:52,093 Okay. 1598 01:41:52,267 --> 01:41:54,098 -Now go -Go 1599 01:41:54,269 --> 01:41:56,100 -Walk out the door -Out that door 1600 01:41:56,271 --> 01:41:58,330 Just turn around now 1601 01:41:59,174 --> 01:42:01,039 This is for you. 1602 01:42:02,610 --> 01:42:05,545 -For me? -You're my valentine. 1603 01:42:11,553 --> 01:42:13,043 Thank you. 1604 01:42:15,423 --> 01:42:17,423 This is beautiful. 1605 01:42:17,592 --> 01:42:18,786 Wha--? 1606 01:42:19,461 --> 01:42:22,953 Are you sure that I am really the person that you wanna give this to? 1607 01:42:23,131 --> 01:42:26,532 Yeah. I mean, I think so. 1608 01:42:26,701 --> 01:42:27,725 Why? 1609 01:42:27,902 --> 01:42:32,566 Well, when you pick a valentine you have to be sure that you choose the right person. 1610 01:42:32,740 --> 01:42:36,540 Or else you could be overlooking someone who's even more special to you. 1611 01:42:39,314 --> 01:42:42,875 Rani? But I don't love her. I love you. 1612 01:42:43,051 --> 01:42:46,111 Is it our age difference that keeps you from going: 1613 01:42:46,287 --> 01:42:48,152 Boom, boom, boom. 1614 01:42:48,323 --> 01:42:49,551 Yeah, a little bit. 1615 01:42:49,724 --> 01:42:53,251 Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow. 1616 01:42:53,428 --> 01:42:55,157 Well, then, no, it's not your height. 1617 01:42:55,330 --> 01:42:58,925 It's just it wouldn't be right, because I know Rani likes you. 1618 01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:02,331 Really? Well, I like her a lot too. 1619 01:43:02,504 --> 01:43:05,803 She's the only other 5th-grader who has Frank Zappa on her iPod. 1620 01:43:05,974 --> 01:43:08,204 -See? -And she loves giraffes. 1621 01:43:08,376 --> 01:43:10,844 See, giraffes, it's something you guys have in common. 1622 01:43:11,012 --> 01:43:13,412 See, it's things like that that can turn a friend... 1623 01:43:13,581 --> 01:43:16,812 from someone that you like into someone that you love. 1624 01:43:17,719 --> 01:43:19,914 Has that ever happened to you, Miss Fitzpatrick? 1625 01:43:26,127 --> 01:43:27,355 Hello? 1626 01:43:29,797 --> 01:43:33,233 Hey, hey 1627 01:43:36,971 --> 01:43:39,565 Back to the chocolate! 1628 01:43:40,308 --> 01:43:41,468 I am the chocolate. 1629 01:43:41,643 --> 01:43:44,612 You are. Thank you so much for coming. 1630 01:43:44,779 --> 01:43:48,408 You are the most special valentine I have ever had. 1631 01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:55,317 -But it was great. And bye. -Bye. 1632 01:43:57,125 --> 01:43:59,593 -Don't know how to do that. -I'll teach you. 1633 01:43:59,761 --> 01:44:02,161 -There you go. Right on... There it is. Close. -Okay. 1634 01:44:02,330 --> 01:44:04,161 I know, you gotta go to work. 1635 01:44:04,332 --> 01:44:05,959 Bolly, bolly! 1636 01:44:06,134 --> 01:44:09,160 [Anju Ramapriyam's Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours] 1637 01:44:12,307 --> 01:44:14,798 Here. Happy Valentine's Day. 1638 01:44:16,911 --> 01:44:21,177 I don't usually go for girls my own age, but you're pretty cool. 1639 01:44:22,616 --> 01:44:24,077 Thanks. 1640 01:44:28,790 --> 01:44:31,258 I don't really have anything else to say. 1641 01:44:31,926 --> 01:44:36,056 Now I'm wondering If your love's still strong 1642 01:44:36,230 --> 01:44:39,859 Here I am Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours 1643 01:44:46,608 --> 01:44:47,836 I saw Edison. 1644 01:44:48,009 --> 01:44:50,068 I tipped the valet to keep an eye on him. 1645 01:44:50,244 --> 01:44:52,644 I have the delivery van set up over there. 1646 01:44:52,814 --> 01:44:56,113 We could take a trip to Mulholland. Come check it out. 1647 01:44:56,284 --> 01:44:59,005 Alex, can I... can I be honest with you? 1648 01:44:59,484 --> 01:45:01,415 I love it when you're honest. 1649 01:45:01,756 --> 01:45:04,122 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 1650 01:45:05,059 --> 01:45:08,187 -Lie to me. -No, look, I'm serious. 1651 01:45:11,466 --> 01:45:14,060 Signed, sealed, delivered 1652 01:45:14,235 --> 01:45:15,998 I'm gonna go now. 1653 01:45:18,740 --> 01:45:21,504 Signed, sealed, delivered 1654 01:45:21,676 --> 01:45:23,075 Bye. 1655 01:45:26,814 --> 01:45:30,807 I guess that I thought that if we did this, we'd have this special bond... 1656 01:45:30,985 --> 01:45:34,682 and now I'm realizing that something like this you can't just plan, you know? 1657 01:45:34,856 --> 01:45:36,653 It has to happen. 1658 01:45:37,358 --> 01:45:39,656 I mean, we have a chance to make it happen. 1659 01:45:39,827 --> 01:45:43,763 But did you hear what you said, "make it happen"? 1660 01:45:43,931 --> 01:45:47,423 We shouldn't have to make it happen. 1661 01:45:48,202 --> 01:45:50,363 Look, sit. 1662 01:45:50,805 --> 01:45:54,639 This is so sweet, and... 1663 01:45:54,809 --> 01:45:57,903 Look, Alex, I love you. I just-- 1664 01:45:58,780 --> 01:46:00,975 I really think we should wait. 1665 01:46:01,449 --> 01:46:02,575 I'm sorry. 1666 01:46:04,819 --> 01:46:08,118 It's okay. I love you too. 1667 01:46:09,123 --> 01:46:10,556 And... 1668 01:46:12,126 --> 01:46:14,117 we can still make out. 1669 01:46:29,744 --> 01:46:30,870 Bye. 1670 01:47:31,038 --> 01:47:35,407 Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have a good reason for calling me this late. 1671 01:47:37,311 --> 01:47:39,176 You want me to do what? 1672 01:47:39,981 --> 01:47:42,506 Boy, do you know who you're talking to? 1673 01:47:46,788 --> 01:47:49,052 Vladimir. 1674 01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:55,190 Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir. 1675 01:47:55,363 --> 01:48:00,291 You don't know what rough is until you've dealt with a true African queen. 1676 01:48:00,568 --> 01:48:02,900 Let me get my stick. 1677 01:48:04,105 --> 01:48:05,800 Kneel to Nzinga! 1678 01:48:13,748 --> 01:48:16,444 Attention, I'm going home now. 1679 01:48:16,617 --> 01:48:19,677 But I wanted to say goodnight to the world's greatest boss... 1680 01:48:19,854 --> 01:48:22,982 and tell him that we all love him. 1681 01:48:27,461 --> 01:48:29,224 Good night, Nikki. 1682 01:49:40,735 --> 01:49:42,134 You saw. 1683 01:49:42,904 --> 01:49:44,337 Yeah. 1684 01:49:47,642 --> 01:49:50,543 I'd like to take to comment on the story that we broke earlier. 1685 01:49:50,711 --> 01:49:52,679 Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson... 1686 01:49:52,847 --> 01:49:55,611 has popped the lock on the closet and come out. 1687 01:49:55,783 --> 01:49:59,719 What does this mean? Will there be more house music played in the locker room? 1688 01:49:59,887 --> 01:50:03,152 These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's name is likely to be remembered... 1689 01:50:03,324 --> 01:50:06,589 alongside Jackie Robinson, Muhammad Ali, and Billie Jean King... 1690 01:50:06,761 --> 01:50:09,195 who endured their share of trash-talking as well. 1691 01:50:09,363 --> 01:50:13,299 But let's allow future generations to decide where to place Sean Jackson in history. 1692 01:50:13,467 --> 01:50:16,027 But let's be clear: It's not about defiance... 1693 01:50:16,203 --> 01:50:19,195 it's about what a man will do for love. 1694 01:50:19,373 --> 01:50:22,536 I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically. 1695 01:50:22,710 --> 01:50:23,768 -Jeez. -Thank you. 1696 01:50:23,945 --> 01:50:25,071 Good night. 1697 01:50:25,780 --> 01:50:27,975 And that's it for tonight's news. 1698 01:50:28,149 --> 01:50:34,247 Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. Sherry Donaldson for KVLA, channel 13. 1699 01:50:34,422 --> 01:50:35,719 -Good. Hey, man. -Excellent. 1700 01:50:35,890 --> 01:50:38,381 -Hey, way to go, bro. -Cue music, cue logo. 1701 01:50:38,559 --> 01:50:40,026 You sneaky little cupid. 1702 01:50:40,194 --> 01:50:42,662 You got romantic after all, didn't you? 1703 01:50:42,830 --> 01:50:45,424 I may get a few letters on that, but I got your back. 1704 01:50:45,599 --> 01:50:47,794 -Thank you. -Happy Valentine's Day, Kelvin. 1705 01:50:47,969 --> 01:50:49,163 Same to you. 1706 01:50:49,337 --> 01:50:52,636 Well, those stairs never looked so good. 1707 01:50:53,841 --> 01:50:57,208 Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson. 1708 01:51:12,460 --> 01:51:14,325 Just a second. 1709 01:51:20,167 --> 01:51:21,794 Who is it? 1710 01:51:24,338 --> 01:51:25,566 You forgot your camera. 1711 01:51:29,443 --> 01:51:30,501 Can I come in? 1712 01:51:34,682 --> 01:51:36,274 Sure. 1713 01:51:39,754 --> 01:51:42,746 Jason, I feel bad about how you found out about my job. 1714 01:51:42,923 --> 01:51:44,823 It was awkward, and I'm sorry. 1715 01:51:44,992 --> 01:51:47,187 But that is the only thing that I apologize for. 1716 01:51:47,361 --> 01:51:50,762 No. I should be the one apologizing. 1717 01:51:51,532 --> 01:51:57,164 If you want to be a adult phone entertainer... 1718 01:51:57,471 --> 01:51:58,597 that's cool. 1719 01:51:59,607 --> 01:52:00,972 I don't know, Jason. 1720 01:52:01,142 --> 01:52:04,839 When you found out something about me you didn't like, you judged me and bailed. 1721 01:52:05,012 --> 01:52:07,913 I don't think that's a promising foundation for a relationship. 1722 01:52:08,082 --> 01:52:11,779 You know what? You're right. I just spent all night in a cemetery. 1723 01:52:11,952 --> 01:52:14,477 And I actually learned something. 1724 01:52:15,156 --> 01:52:16,350 In a relationship... 1725 01:52:16,524 --> 01:52:18,822 you have to accept the other person... 1726 01:52:18,993 --> 01:52:22,520 for all of what they are, not just the parts that are easy to like. 1727 01:52:22,696 --> 01:52:24,804 And you're stupid 1728 01:52:25,006 --> 01:52:28,134 if you turn your back on something as important... 1729 01:52:29,136 --> 01:52:30,160 as... 1730 01:52:32,907 --> 01:52:34,169 love. 1731 01:52:37,812 --> 01:52:41,805 So I bought this for you. At the store. 1732 01:52:51,425 --> 01:52:53,416 And this one goes... 1733 01:53:11,378 --> 01:53:14,472 Sugar can't answer the phone right now. 1734 01:53:15,683 --> 01:53:19,278 She's got to make love to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day. 1735 01:53:24,525 --> 01:53:27,653 And, for the record, this is what I like. 1736 01:53:27,828 --> 01:53:29,693 Simple. 1737 01:53:41,342 --> 01:53:42,604 Yeah. 1738 01:53:43,277 --> 01:53:45,745 Let's just keep it really simple. 1739 01:53:45,913 --> 01:53:49,280 -I also like make-up sex. -What a coincidence. 1740 01:53:49,450 --> 01:53:50,644 -You too? -Me too. 1741 01:53:50,818 --> 01:53:52,308 Yay! 1742 01:54:18,746 --> 01:54:20,043 Hi. 1743 01:54:23,851 --> 01:54:26,012 -Sorry. -Yeah. 1744 01:54:27,955 --> 01:54:30,185 What are you doing with the flowers? 1745 01:54:30,724 --> 01:54:32,919 They're all the ones that nobody wants. 1746 01:54:33,093 --> 01:54:35,254 So you're giving them a second life? 1747 01:54:36,297 --> 01:54:38,822 Yeah, most shops throw them away. 1748 01:54:41,135 --> 01:54:45,902 I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's gonna see them floating by and-- 1749 01:54:46,073 --> 01:54:47,301 Yeah. 1750 01:54:47,474 --> 01:54:50,204 --wonder where they come from. And the mystery of it all. 1751 01:54:50,377 --> 01:54:53,039 I used to actually put them together... 1752 01:54:54,014 --> 01:54:56,744 and practice new designs with them... 1753 01:54:56,917 --> 01:55:00,375 and drop them off at a random doorstep with a note saying: 1754 01:55:00,554 --> 01:55:03,216 "Somebody out there loves you." 1755 01:55:03,557 --> 01:55:05,582 Then I got to thinking... 1756 01:55:06,927 --> 01:55:09,623 what if they found out that someone was me? 1757 01:55:10,197 --> 01:55:12,461 Would they want me to be the one that loves them? 1758 01:55:14,501 --> 01:55:15,695 I would... 1759 01:55:18,272 --> 01:55:19,899 want that. 1760 01:55:25,779 --> 01:55:27,440 Am I about to kiss my best friend? 1761 01:55:29,416 --> 01:55:31,111 I hope so. 1762 01:55:41,262 --> 01:55:44,425 -Not great. -That was awkward. Awkward. 1763 01:55:44,598 --> 01:55:46,691 -Just not great. -Yep. 1764 01:55:46,867 --> 01:55:49,631 -But this is my old-- Where I get down. -This is your spot. 1765 01:55:49,803 --> 01:55:51,566 You really helped me out. Susan is... 1766 01:55:51,739 --> 01:55:54,674 -Giving me a chance to be number 1. -Congratulations. 1767 01:55:54,842 --> 01:55:56,309 -Thank you, again. -Thank you. 1768 01:55:56,477 --> 01:55:58,377 -I'm gonna have to teach you. -That is... 1769 01:55:58,712 --> 01:56:00,771 -No-- I'll teach you this. -It's not natural. 1770 01:56:00,948 --> 01:56:03,314 -Keep the fist-- It's a little-- -Thank you. Okay. 1771 01:56:03,484 --> 01:56:05,111 -No, no, no. Open your-- -Open. 1772 01:56:05,286 --> 01:56:07,754 -You know what? I got a better idea. -Not happening. 1773 01:56:15,796 --> 01:56:17,229 Okay. 1774 01:56:17,831 --> 01:56:19,822 That was nice. 1775 01:56:23,203 --> 01:56:26,639 Well, you didn't exactly, like, knock it out of the park. 1776 01:56:26,807 --> 01:56:30,709 Well, we've never practiced, you have to admit. 1777 01:56:30,878 --> 01:56:33,938 -Maybe we should practice, then. -Okay. 1778 01:56:52,299 --> 01:56:53,732 Mommy! 1779 01:56:58,739 --> 01:57:00,604 You're so big. 1780 01:57:04,378 --> 01:57:06,209 You're so big. 1781 01:57:21,795 --> 01:57:23,820 -Did you imagine it better or worse? -I did. 1782 01:57:23,997 --> 01:57:26,261 -You imagined it better? -I gave you more credit. 1783 01:57:26,433 --> 01:57:27,457 -Really? -Yeah. 1784 01:57:27,634 --> 01:57:31,764 -Well, I hate that I'm not living up to my-- -Well, I don't know. 1785 01:57:45,853 --> 01:57:49,186 It's Romeo Midnight, one last time. 1786 01:57:49,356 --> 01:57:53,156 Only 30 seconds left now before it's just another day. 1787 01:57:53,327 --> 01:57:54,851 So count it down with me, lovers. 1788 01:57:55,028 --> 01:57:59,829 And raise your glass to those 3 little words that we all want to hear: 1789 01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:03,902 "Let's get naked." 1790 01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:12,600 Subtitles: Arigon 1791 01:58:15,649 --> 01:58:18,641 I never had a inkling before, man. I didn't know what to do. 1792 01:58:18,819 --> 01:58:21,253 I need to get to the airport. 1793 01:58:22,956 --> 01:58:24,480 Stupid--! 1794 01:58:30,164 --> 01:58:32,155 Vladimir! Let me get my whip. 1795 01:58:35,702 --> 01:58:39,069 You know I always wanna answer yours first-- 1796 01:58:41,442 --> 01:58:43,034 Just-- Let's do-- 1797 01:58:43,777 --> 01:58:46,940 I never had a inkling before. I didn't know what to do with it. 1798 01:58:47,114 --> 01:58:49,173 Shoot, we gotta get to the-- 1799 01:58:49,349 --> 01:58:53,080 It's stupid. Stupid seat belt! 1800 01:59:00,861 --> 01:59:03,295 There's a-- Hold it, there's a finger in there. 1801 01:59:03,897 --> 01:59:05,057 You on Facebook? 1802 01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:08,634 I can't hear out of this ear. 1803 01:59:10,370 --> 01:59:11,860 Are you guys on Facebook? 1804 01:59:12,039 --> 01:59:14,940 I never had a inkling before. I didn't know what to do with it. 1805 01:59:15,108 --> 01:59:18,168 All right. I gotta get to the airport. 1806 01:59:18,345 --> 01:59:22,179 She's probably at the gate by now. 1807 01:59:22,349 --> 01:59:23,373 How did you do that? 1808 01:59:29,923 --> 01:59:31,914 -Hey, I'm Taylor. -And I'm Taylor. Too. 1809 01:59:32,092 --> 01:59:34,788 Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that. 1810 01:59:34,962 --> 01:59:36,452 Marker. 1811 01:59:36,630 --> 01:59:38,427 If you look out the window, ma'am... 1812 01:59:38,599 --> 01:59:40,123 we're passing the famous Rodeo Drive. 1813 01:59:40,300 --> 01:59:43,701 -Have you ever shopped here? -I did once, actually. 1814 01:59:43,871 --> 01:59:47,932 But, big mistake. Big. Huge. 1815 02:04:34,094 --> 02:04:36,085 [ENGLISH]