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Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos.
A good, good morning to you.
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It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight.
I know.
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I'm the voice you normally
listen to in the middle of the night.
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But today is special, Los Angeles.
It's my favorite day of the year.
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Today is Valentine's Day.
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And that's why I'll be here all day and
all night, playing the songs you love...
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and the songs you love
to love to.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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When I was a kid, most of the advice
that my dad gave me was crap.
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There's one thing that he said
that was pure genius.
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He said, "If you ever are with a girl...
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that's too good for you...
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marry her."
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So...
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-Really?
-Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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She said yes!
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Julia, call me as soon as you get this.
I got big news. Big news.
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-She said yes.
-You're kidding.
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-What?
-I mean, you're kidding!
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-You thought she'd say no.
-Man, come on. You know me...
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always preparing for the worst.
Immigrant mentality.
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-Forget it. She said yes. This is good news.
-Yeah, and get this:
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I don't even have to play it cool today.
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I can be a sappy cheeseball all day...
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mooning about love to total strangers,
and no one'll think I'm a moron.
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Because it's Valentine's Day?
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And everyone is romantic
on Valentine's Day.
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Get your head out of your ass
and use your damn turn signal...
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you freaking moron.
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Good morning, Los Angeles.
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I'm Sherry Donaldson
with the KVLA news team.
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-And now let's check the weather.
-Good morning.
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Sun shines on late morning,
and look at these numbers.
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Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s,
and a bit cloudy by the coast...
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until mid-morning,
when the marine layer burns off.
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Susan, what the hell is this?
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The boss thinks
it's gonna up the ratings.
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And we're clear.
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Not talking about Pippi Longstocking,
I'm talking about this.
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I'm a sports journalist,
I don't do lifestyle.
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You're my number 2 sports journalist,
Kelvin, which means...
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that on slow sports days,
you do the pieces I want you to do.
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The station wants more fluff.
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Look, I'll do some follow-up stories,
do some investigative reporting...
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bring it back to you?
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There's only one story today, Kelvin.
It's all yours.
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It's not complicated.
It's your basic man on the street.
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"Tell me, John Q, Jane Q,
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what does Valentine's Day mean to you?"
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It gives me acid reflux.
That's what it means to me.
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We spend a lot of money. Nobody cares.
It's not a real holiday.
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We don't take the day off.
Come on, Susan.
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And we're coming back
in 5, 4, 3...
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Listen, I'm a player...
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but I shut down my player-ness...
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from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day
just so I can avoid this day.
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I need happy, I need romantic,
I need love...
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and I need it from you.
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You need Jesus.
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Go. Go away now.
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Sunflowers! Beautiful!
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Good morning!
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-Hello, good morning.
-Hello, hello.
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I need my lucky bamboo.
Actually, I need both flats, and--
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-Do you hav-- I actually need the whole lot.
-All of them?
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-Want my Gerbera daisies too?
-No, no, no. No-- Yes.
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Alphonso's gonna
pick everything up later.
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-Mr. Reed, why are you always happy?
-Why not be always happy?
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-Reed?
-Simon.
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-Reed.
-What's up, man?
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-How are you?
-All right.
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-What's going on?
-Hey, I'm gonna be on TV.
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-Interviewer over there.
-Really?
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Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you.
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Morley said yes.
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She said yes?
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What is with everybody?
She said yes. I'm getting married.
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It's great news.
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Listen, I need to get her something,
like, really nice, though, like--
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Not roses, something out of the ordinary,
you know?
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-What is it?
-No, no, no.
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Do not open until perfect moment.
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Ready for the interview.
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Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 13...
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right here at the downtown
flower mart with Mr. Simon Pham...
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that's P-H-A-M, not with an F.
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Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell
on Valentine's Day?
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The Captain and Tennille
were married on Valentine's Day.
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What's that you said?
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The Captain and Tennille were married
on Valentine's Day.
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110 million red roses are sold
in America every Valentine's Day.
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-60% are produced in California.
-Does he work for you? I mean...
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I'm a florist.
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I own Siena Bouquet, 2173 Rosewood.
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-And what's your name, sir?
-Reed Bennett.
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-Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports.
-Reed Bennett. Yeah, sports.
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-Okay, from Santa Montica--
-Siena Bouquet.
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-Santa-- What is it? Siena Bouquet.
-Siena Bouquet.
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In the Val-- Off of Ventura.
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Well, you do have a flaw after all.
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-Yeah? What's that?
-Your job.
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I thought women liked doctors.
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We do like lab coats, but the flying
around everywhere is not so good.
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I'm only going to San Francisco
for one night.
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Couldn't somebody else do it,
just tonight?
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No, I'm the best.
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If it's any consolation,
when I'm fixing his heart...
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you can hold mine.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing? No.
I can't miss my plane. No.
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I can't believe you're leaving me
on Valentine's Day.
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-You said you had something to do.
-I do have something.
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I do have something to do.
I just don't know that I wanna do it.
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-You know my friend Kara?
-Which one's Kara?
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Neurotic, hot mess.
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She throws this annual
"I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner.
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-It's a bit of a downer, actually.
-What's there to hate?
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Nothing, if you're a handsome,
divorced doctor.
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But for the rest of us single women,
it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap.
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It's the universe saying,
"Look, remember when you were 14...
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and you had cystic acne and braces...
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and you played the saxophone
in the band...
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and no one would invite you
to the winter formal?
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Well, nothing's changed."
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I would crawl over cut glass
to take you to the winter formal.
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And then I would prescribe Retin-A
for your skin.
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That's why you're my valentine.
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So we have a professional here.
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I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories
on Valentine's Day.
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Do you still believe in love?
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Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act
left on the planet.
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Well, if he said it, folks,
it must be true, because he is a florist.
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What is it?
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You're up.
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-Did you get my good side?
-I don't know. Roll over.
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Last night...
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Was...?
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-Amazing.
-Okay, thank you.
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-Well, I used to be a gymnast.
-Well, that explains a lot.
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Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right?
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-You're so cute.
-I thought you wanted to be a poet...
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- not a photographer.
-A girl can change her mind, Jason.
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That's how last night happened.
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-Anyway, I could not write that photo.
-Okay, yeah...
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Is my nose kind of--?
It looks kind of big for my face.
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I think that's L.A. talking.
I think you have a great nose.
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My God. Is that the time?
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What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast.
I don't like being late.
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-I have to go. I just--
-Just like that?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just--
Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt.
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What? Right.
I think I half-remember that.
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-3 minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead?
-I don't wanna seem eager.
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But, yeah, you know what? Stay.
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Hang out for a little bit.
Maybe we can grab breakfast.
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-I knew it. I knew it.
-What is that, techno?
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-What?
-The ring.
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No, I think it's, like, a little more retro.
It's kind of '70s.
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Thank you so much for last night.
I had a blast.
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And there is fresh coffee for you
in the kitchen.
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-I think I'm out of coffee.
-You were.
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I borrowed some from your neighbor.
She was surprised...
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you had female company,
thought that you were gay.
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Don't worry, I set her straight.
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Bye.
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Hi.
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I was thinking about you
all night long.
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I'm sorry I didn't answer
on the first ring.
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It's not my fault.
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I was thinking about
what you were gonna do to me...
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and I just couldn't wait.
I didn't have a free hand.
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Baby. You know just
how Katia likes it.
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Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar.
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How about something special?
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My roommate just got home.
Do you wanna have a threesome?
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If he says yes,
it'll take me a minute to change.
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I think that's a very good idea.
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Edgar, we said we were not gonna
give each other presents this year.
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I know, I lied.
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So did I.
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Today's the day I make most of my dough.
I deliver love-grams to businesses.
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I even delivered a breakup-gram today.
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Folks, from the chubby messenger
of love himself...
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that Valentine's Day is about love.
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It's about romance.
It's about commercialism that--
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-Found the glue, Grandma.
-Well, good.
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This is really a hard day for him...
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because they used to make
handcrafted cards together.
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Well, maybe we should've offered
to do that with him.
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I did.
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But he said it was only fun
when it was with his mother.
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So, Edison...
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-what are we doing for breakfast today?
-I can't eat, Grandpa.
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Who said that? So you can't eat?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter, you sick?
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Yeah. Lovesick.
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Julia, it's Reed.
I've been trying to reach you.
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Call me back, please.
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Boy.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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So my boyfriend texted me this morning.
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And he was like,
"Look outside your door."
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And-- But, you know,
I look outside my door...
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and my boyfriend's
nowhere to be found.
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Right.
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-But there's this giant white bear.
-Yeah, the bear.
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-On the ground. The floor.
-I get it.
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-Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever?
-Ever and ever.
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Do you live here? In this building?
Because I see you in the lobby all the time.
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-Because I live here.
-No, I just visit. Just visiting.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna go to school now.
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Gonna take my bear with me.
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-I hope you get a lot of valentines today.
-Thanks.
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Hello, everyone.
This is your captain speaking.
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On behalf of myself and the flight deck...
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we wanted to wish everyone
a happy Valentine's Day.
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Hope you had an opportunity
to get a little rest.
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But according to my digital readout here,
we've still got another 6 hours...
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before we reach our final destination
of Los Angeles...
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where the weather is expected to be warm
and sunny after 3 days of rain.
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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-Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run?
-Yeah, he's in there.
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-Okay. Hey, guys.
-Hi, Julia.
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-How was last night, brutal?
-Yeah.
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-Have you been up all night?
-Hey.
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-Everybody's here today.
-Whose child is this? Hello?
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-There's your mother.
-Please hold.
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-Hey, Nikki.
-Good morning.
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These are yellow. Where's Reed?
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Your pal's in the caf�.
The pastries were late.
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Yeah. I think he might be having
a rough morning.
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Hello, Siena Bouquet.
234
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,860
-Hey. Reed.
-Just need--
235
00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,973
We need the morning glories.
There they are. Perfect. Great.
236
00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:27,542
-Hey, I got your message. You okay?
-Yeah.
237
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,239
-What happened?
-Well, you just sounded like...
238
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:34,484
-You sounded like maybe she said--
-"Yes."
239
00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:36,877
-She said yes.
-No.
240
00:17:37,054 --> 00:17:38,715
Why doesn't anybody have confidence?
241
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,619
-She said yes?
-Yes.
242
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,500
My goodness. Okay. I didn't--
243
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:46,420
I didn't get it, but congratulations!
244
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,203
Call me Mr. Engaged.
245
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,833
You're getting married.
246
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,037
Hi, I ordered some tulips.
247
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,902
Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter,
it's dangerous.
248
00:17:58,075 --> 00:18:01,340
-But I can't get my money out.
-She should be off the counter. Thanks.
249
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:04,106
-Here, let me hold her.
-Thank you.
250
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:07,115
-You should know we're Jewish.
-God loves us all.
251
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:08,912
-Thank you.
-Hello, Siena Bouquet.
252
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,155
He's the first decent guy
I've dated in a long time.
253
00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:15,052
It's going that well.
254
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,922
I am so sick of dating.
I'm so jealous of you guys.
255
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:20,586
When do I get to meet
the phantom physician?
256
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,393
-I think soon.
-You guys got plans tonight?
257
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:27,003
No. He has to go to San Francisco,
so we're gonna talk on the phone.
258
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,367
You know what you should do?
259
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,703
You should fly up and surprise him.
260
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,810
-You think so?
-Yeah. Why not?
261
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:35,411
-No.
-Come on.
262
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,103
I don't know where he's staying--
263
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:40,114
You make a call, you find out.
What's the big deal?
264
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:44,277
-God, you really think I should go?
-Why not?
265
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:47,856
Come on, it's Valentine's Day.
You don't think. You just do.
266
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,796
Go.
267
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,998
-Get out of here.
-Congratulations.
268
00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:22,916
-Hello there.
-Hi.
269
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:26,222
Hey, honey.
I'm just pulling into the airport.
270
00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:27,864
I'll call you when I land, okay?
271
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:31,490
Okay, I get it. Okay, have a safe flight.
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
272
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:33,398
Thanks. Bye-bye.
273
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,422
Hello. Good morning. I'm home.
274
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,325
-Hi, Daddy.
-Hey, peanut.
275
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,860
Hi, sweetie.
276
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,502
-Did you fix all the broken hearts?
-I did.
277
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:08,069
-I did.
-Happy Valentine's Day.
278
00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:09,866
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
279
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:14,175
-Surgery went late. I stayed at the condo.
-I figured.
280
00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:16,802
Doesn't Daddy juggle well?
281
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,278
Yeah.
282
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:38,692
What are you doing?
283
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:43,499
Sorry, I-- Excuse me,
I was trying to close the window.
284
00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:46,667
I'm sorry.
285
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:52,205
No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on,
it's the least I could do. A 14-hour flight.
286
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,582
God, that's better.
287
00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:58,949
-You on active duty?
-Yes, sir.
288
00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:03,355
-2 bars. Is that lieutenant?
-2 bars is the captain.
289
00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:08,327
You have a loved one in L.A.?
290
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,259
Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you.
291
00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:19,333
How long--? How long has it been
since you've been home?
292
00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:21,677
11 months.
293
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,814
And how long do you get to stay?
294
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:25,448
Just till tomorrow.
295
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:31,150
14-hour flight both ways
just for 1 night.
296
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:33,256
That's romantic.
297
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:36,222
You're a romantic.
I mean, that's quite a gesture.
298
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,386
That's commitment.
299
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,834
You on Facebook?
300
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:54,636
-I need some chrysanthemums.
-What? You should speak English.
301
00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:57,804
-I had to learn when I came.
-Chrysanthemums and calla lilies.
302
00:21:57,982 --> 00:22:00,007
-I don't know what it--
-Michael, calm down.
303
00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:01,811
What language do you speak in?
304
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:05,683
I used to speak Bulgarian,
but I'm an American citizen now.
305
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:08,757
Does anybody here speak English
with a Bulgarian accent?
306
00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:11,190
-Over here. I do.
-There he is.
307
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:13,796
Bulgarize away. Here we go.
308
00:22:13,964 --> 00:22:16,262
There she is!
The future Mrs. Reed Bennett!
309
00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,424
Chrysanthemums.
310
00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:20,797
-Hi, babe.
-Hi, baby.
311
00:22:20,971 --> 00:22:23,030
Hello, fianc�e.
312
00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:26,404
It sounds weird. Have you said it yet?
Nikki, take over for a minute.
313
00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:27,771
Come this way.
314
00:22:27,945 --> 00:22:31,108
Wait, these are for you.
I knew they were for somebody.
315
00:22:31,282 --> 00:22:34,251
-Sarah, have you met my fianc�e?
-Hi, Morley.
316
00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:38,912
-Hi.
-I just like saying it. I feel so grown-up.
317
00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,522
Next, please!
318
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:45,128
-Look what you forgot.
-See, that is...
319
00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:48,598
Is one empty hand.
320
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,760
Yeah.
321
00:22:51,936 --> 00:22:53,130
Don't be mad.
322
00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:55,363
Mad? Why would I be mad?
I'm concerned.
323
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,105
Well, just...
324
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:01,904
Do you have any idea what it would be
like at work today if I wore that thing?
325
00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:05,708
-I mean, people will be asking me--
-"Where'd you get the big ring?"
326
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:09,785
You know, "How many bridesmaids?"
And, "How did he do it?"
327
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:13,515
-"Gonna have kids? How many?"
-3.
328
00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:17,286
-What?
-2 dogs, and maybe some chickens.
329
00:23:17,461 --> 00:23:21,124
-We can talk about it. We don't have to.
-Sweetheart, I just think right now...
330
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:25,758
it would be better if maybe
we could just keep it a secret.
331
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:28,003
-Where are you from?
-I am from Ruse.
332
00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:31,471
All right, you guys can start
a Bulgarian village together. All right.
333
00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:34,236
My God, look, there's the bride. Hi.
334
00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:37,073
Listen, I called my BFF, Tony.
He is already on the dress.
335
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,376
He does all the gowns in Vegas.
Cher, Celine, Carrot Top.
336
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:42,883
This is going to be so much fun!
My God, it's--
337
00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:45,647
-Breathe, breathe.
-I have to breathe.
338
00:23:45,823 --> 00:23:46,847
Okay.
339
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:51,025
-See what I mean?
-Yep, I get it.
340
00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:53,224
So...
341
00:23:54,064 --> 00:23:56,532
love is the problem?
342
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,836
-Did you ever have it?
-Yeah.
343
00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:02,534
How old were you when you got it?
344
00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:07,234
Let's see. I'd just started working
at an architectural firm...
345
00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:12,178
and there was this beautiful young girl,
and she was studying to be an actress.
346
00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:14,507
Was your heart kind of going:
347
00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:19,622
Yeah. Yeah, just that way. It went,
bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, boom.
348
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,655
You betcha. Just like that.
349
00:24:21,825 --> 00:24:24,123
One day I got up the courage
to introduce myself.
350
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:28,755
I walk out, walked right up to her
and opened my mouth and...
351
00:24:28,932 --> 00:24:31,127
-nothing comes out.
-Nothing?
352
00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:33,000
Nothing. Not a peep.
353
00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:36,770
But she's just waiting for me
to say something, I'm like a statue.
354
00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:41,109
So finally she says,
"All right, I'll meet you here at 6:30."
355
00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:43,246
She knew what you were going to say.
356
00:24:43,414 --> 00:24:45,007
Yep. Yeah.
357
00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:48,477
She's been reading my mind
like that for 51 years.
358
00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:51,718
The pretty girl was Grandma, right?
359
00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:55,415
The pretty girl is Grandma, right?
360
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:59,229
-When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
-Coming up to Moorpark.
361
00:24:59,396 --> 00:25:03,958
Making a left turn right here.
What's Moorpark spelled backwards?
362
00:25:04,134 --> 00:25:06,659
-I don't know.
-"Kraproom."
363
00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:09,772
-Grandpa.
-And don't say that in school.
364
00:25:10,808 --> 00:25:12,139
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
365
00:25:12,309 --> 00:25:14,470
-I'll come with you on runs.
-You got it.
366
00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:16,545
But we gotta hustle.
They're flying in now.
367
00:25:16,714 --> 00:25:17,976
I'm always hustling, baby.
368
00:25:18,148 --> 00:25:21,709
No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle.
Like, no, don't dilly-dally, okay?
369
00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:23,716
Let me tell you, I don't dilly-dally.
370
00:25:23,887 --> 00:25:25,684
-I only upsy-daisy.
-All right.
371
00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:27,585
[Percy Sledge's When A Man Loves A Woman]
372
00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:30,625
When a man loves a woman
373
00:25:31,662 --> 00:25:32,822
Crazy businessman.
374
00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:37,399
This guy, like, he wants to give
family discounts to his 30 cousins.
375
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:40,696
What is this?
What have you got going--?
376
00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,468
Excuse me. Can I help you?
377
00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:49,769
I'd like to send a dozen of those
to the best girl at my school.
378
00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:52,939
-And this musical card.
-A dozen of those with thi--?
379
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,710
This-- It's...
380
00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:00,348
Okay.
381
00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:05,961
-All right, where am I sending these to?
-Falcon Crest Elementary.
382
00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:07,358
You can MapQuest it.
383
00:26:07,531 --> 00:26:10,398
I actually know where it's at.
I got a friend that goes there.
384
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:13,832
Cool. During recess
would be the best time.
385
00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:17,633
When you get there, just hand me
the flowers, and I'll do the rest.
386
00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:21,335
-Okay?
-I'll be there. Thank you, sir.
387
00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:24,208
What's up with the cutest kid in the world
coming in here?
388
00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:28,977
And he shorted me. He just gave me, like,
15 bucks for a $55 arrangement.
389
00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:32,748
-Could I please have my receipt?
-What, did you get audited last year?
390
00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:33,947
I did.
391
00:26:34,124 --> 00:26:37,958
They always get the good guys,
I'm telling you. Here.
392
00:26:38,529 --> 00:26:40,019
Thanks.
393
00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,499
So, like, last night, amazing.
394
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:49,161
This morning,
she couldn't get away fast enough.
395
00:26:49,339 --> 00:26:53,241
Any chance there was a little, shall we say,
disappointment on her part?
396
00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:56,846
No. What? No. None.
397
00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:58,106
At all.
398
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:03,443
-Well-- No, no, no. It was fine.
-Fine's not good enough, dude.
399
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:06,111
It was better than fine.
It was a solid A.
400
00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:09,256
Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus.
401
00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:11,656
I hate Valentine's Day.
402
00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:15,663
Why can't these guys deliver their
flowers to their girlfriends themselves?
403
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,893
-Wait, what?
-They just dump them in the mailroom.
404
00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:21,768
I mean, if they don't
wanna take the time to--
405
00:27:22,539 --> 00:27:25,406
-It's Valentine's Day today?
-Hello?
406
00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:27,168
Happy Valentine's Day.
407
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,905
Wha--? No, it's a Monday.
Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday.
408
00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:33,948
That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head.
409
00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:38,277
-Really?
-You're 25. You thought that for 25 years?
410
00:27:38,455 --> 00:27:41,720
Dude, he's from Indiana.
They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.
411
00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:45,885
No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course
Liz was acting weird this morning.
412
00:27:46,063 --> 00:27:48,429
You do have something planned
for tonight, right?
413
00:27:48,599 --> 00:27:53,093
How could I have something planned for
tonight? I didn't even know until right now.
414
00:27:53,704 --> 00:27:57,868
I can do my lunch break,
and I can do after 5?
415
00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:00,134
Okay, great.
416
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:02,503
No, no, no.
I don't mind people with fetishes.
417
00:28:02,679 --> 00:28:06,274
No, no, no, very creative people.
I gotta put you on hold, sorry.
418
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,042
Good morning.
419
00:28:09,887 --> 00:28:13,653
-You're a strong, confident person.
-Good morning. Who are you?
420
00:28:13,824 --> 00:28:16,759
I am Liz. I am one of the receptionists.
I'm subbing for Monica.
421
00:28:16,927 --> 00:28:19,691
Yeah, Monica,
because she wanted today off.
422
00:28:19,863 --> 00:28:21,490
Shit, she has a life.
423
00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:24,627
She had a funeral, which is a life,
I guess.
424
00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:26,496
Well, Liz, I'm Paula.
425
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:31,130
I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't.
But you should know I'm in crisis.
426
00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:33,809
-Okay.
-I don't wanna talk about it.
427
00:28:33,977 --> 00:28:36,172
-Okay.
-It has nothing to do with being alone...
428
00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:38,405
-on Valentine's Day.
-Of course not.
429
00:28:38,582 --> 00:28:42,382
And everything to do with the client
in crisis.
430
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,317
-That sounds challenging.
-"Challenging"?
431
00:28:46,757 --> 00:28:49,385
Gotta figure out if he still has
an athletic career.
432
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,461
If he doesn't, big fat problemo.
433
00:28:52,629 --> 00:28:54,790
Well, I'm here
to help you solve that problem.
434
00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:57,493
Who's on hold?
435
00:28:58,468 --> 00:29:00,095
My mother.
436
00:29:00,971 --> 00:29:02,438
I'm sorry.
437
00:29:04,374 --> 00:29:06,672
Hangs up on her own mother.
438
00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:08,572
That's cold.
439
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:09,837
We might just get along.
440
00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:28,087
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm.
441
00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:30,426
And with football season officially over...
442
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:33,934
the only lingering question is:
what will Sean Jackson do?
443
00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:37,039
A devastating loss
in the championship game last week...
444
00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:38,765
leaves his future in question.
445
00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:41,410
His contract is up, and at age 35...
446
00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:44,547
he's one of the oldest quarterbacks
in the league.
447
00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:46,182
Does his team want him back?
448
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:49,410
Of course I want Sean Jackson back.
But it's not my decision.
449
00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:51,952
If not, will he test
the waters of free agency?
450
00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:55,855
Or will he make this easier on
everyone...
451
00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,618
and just retire?
452
00:29:57,794 --> 00:30:00,888
Come on, Hannah. Lighten up.
453
00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,530
Hi, neighbor!
454
00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:09,171
-Hey, Sean.
-Hey, girls.
455
00:30:09,339 --> 00:30:11,534
Hey, when are you gonna come over
for a swim?
456
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,700
Sorry, sweetie.
I got lots going on today.
457
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:18,473
-I'm running out of patience.
-And I'm running out of willpower.
458
00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:21,311
But right now, I gotta make a call.
459
00:30:40,303 --> 00:30:41,669
No.
460
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:46,098
Help, Heather!
461
00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:49,304
I'm coming, I'm coming! Yeah, hello?
462
00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:50,639
Kara, it's Sean.
463
00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:53,612
Hi, hi. What's going on?
What's going on?
464
00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:57,845
-Media blitz on my career has begun.
-Yes, I know. Are you okay?
465
00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:00,512
Of course I'm okay.
It comes with the territory.
466
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:03,785
What I'd love is for
my highly paid publicist to take care of it.
467
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,657
I'm on it. I've got my people standing by
and a press release ready to go.
468
00:31:07,831 --> 00:31:10,595
-What else?
-I got a meeting with my agent today.
469
00:31:10,767 --> 00:31:13,964
I want you to meet me there
in about an hour. You'll be there?
470
00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:19,867
Hello? Hello? Did I lose you?
471
00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:24,144
Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get
crappy cell phone reception.
472
00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:27,283
No, no. I'm here. I'm here.
I'll be at the meeting.
473
00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:29,476
Outstanding.
474
00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:32,184
Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty.
475
00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:37,156
Registration for the AP exam
is due next week, so don't flake.
476
00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:39,788
Hey, Grace.
477
00:31:39,963 --> 00:31:44,764
I was thinking of putting together
just a little test-prep group for the class...
478
00:31:44,935 --> 00:31:48,496
and I was hoping I could pick your brain
about what to focus on...
479
00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:52,199
since you've taken the test,
and I've-- I haven't.
480
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,702
Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem.
481
00:31:54,805 --> 00:31:57,472
Great. How about today after school?
482
00:31:57,647 --> 00:32:00,081
You know, I can't today.
I nanny after school.
483
00:32:00,784 --> 00:32:03,252
How about today at lunch?
484
00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:07,350
See, normally that would
work for me but...
485
00:32:07,523 --> 00:32:11,622
today at lunch, I'm gonna have sex
with my boyfriend for the first time.
486
00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:17,524
-First time having sex for both of us.
-That is quite a special time for you.
487
00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:21,330
It's Valentine's Day,
we're in love, we're both 18...
488
00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:23,530
and I just want it to be special and--
489
00:32:23,707 --> 00:32:26,642
The point is, my parents work,
so they'll be gone during lunch.
490
00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:30,803
Lunch is the only time it can work out.
You know, I'm free tomorrow lunchtime.
491
00:32:30,981 --> 00:32:32,703
Lunchtime tomorrow,
I'll definitely be free.
492
00:32:32,801 --> 00:32:35,543
You'll be done having sex by then?
493
00:32:35,852 --> 00:32:38,412
-Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be good.
-All right.
494
00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:39,885
Bye.
495
00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:45,218
Come sign the latte petition.
Right here, kids.
496
00:32:45,395 --> 00:32:47,920
-Yeah. Right here.
-Okay.
497
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,328
-You're gonna eat first?
-No.
498
00:32:52,502 --> 00:32:54,993
No? Maybe some Gatorade.
499
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:57,436
That's-- Yeah, I don't wanna
get dehydrated.
500
00:32:57,607 --> 00:33:00,474
-You're not gonna eat lunch?
-No. No lunch.
501
00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:04,080
-Well, did you have a big breakfast?
-No.
502
00:33:04,247 --> 00:33:07,944
Do pushups. I'm telling you,
I do them before I run.
503
00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:10,205
What? Pushups make you run faster?
504
00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:13,385
No. Makes you look better.
505
00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:15,525
I'll get you a sandwich
when you come back.
506
00:33:15,692 --> 00:33:18,183
-Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea.
-Save the lattes.
507
00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:22,092
They're putting lattes
in the vending machines? Finally.
508
00:33:22,265 --> 00:33:24,290
-Hey.
-So I'm gonna go to English...
509
00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:26,935
-and then I'm gonna go set up.
-I'll see you there.
510
00:33:27,103 --> 00:33:28,468
All right.
511
00:33:30,607 --> 00:33:31,972
Thank you, Felicia.
512
00:33:32,142 --> 00:33:34,576
Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're
taking care of this.
513
00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:36,974
-You got it.
-And I like caramel lattes...
514
00:33:37,147 --> 00:33:39,775
-just, like, FYI.
-Duly noted.
515
00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,281
Have fun at lunch!
516
00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:46,451
What do you think?
517
00:33:47,724 --> 00:33:49,089
We're gonna wait.
518
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:51,352
I think we should just, like,
enjoy this time.
519
00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:55,931
-Yeah. Okay. Good.
-Did you like your gift?
520
00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:59,796
-I didn't open it yet.
-You need to open it.
521
00:34:02,272 --> 00:34:04,604
It's... It's my track shirt.
522
00:34:04,774 --> 00:34:08,904
Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number
on the back.
523
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:10,205
13.
524
00:34:11,014 --> 00:34:13,346
But that's your lucky number.
525
00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:14,843
You don't even like it.
526
00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:19,682
-No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it.
-Okay.
527
00:34:20,390 --> 00:34:22,517
-Try it on now, then.
-Now?
528
00:34:22,692 --> 00:34:23,989
-Yeah.
-Well...
529
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,323
you know, a little uncomfortable
taking my shirt off in public.
530
00:34:28,498 --> 00:34:32,127
-But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay?
-Okay.
531
00:34:32,602 --> 00:34:35,127
Are you gonna carry it around all day?
532
00:34:35,305 --> 00:34:36,670
Shut up.
533
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,899
-Let's see if this fits in my locker.
-Right.
534
00:34:39,309 --> 00:34:42,472
This is his 5th paternity test.
What are we talking about?
535
00:34:46,082 --> 00:34:49,483
So I spoke with the GM. They passed.
536
00:34:49,653 --> 00:34:51,052
Passed?
537
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:54,281
We got to the playoffs. I was all-league.
538
00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:57,688
They decided to go another way.
They're chasing that kid from Alabama.
539
00:34:57,861 --> 00:35:00,887
I'm working on a press release
saying it was a mutual parting.
540
00:35:01,064 --> 00:35:05,262
-Well, so now what?
-Well, we... We look for another team.
541
00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:07,995
I don't know. Maybe I'm done.
542
00:35:08,171 --> 00:35:09,934
-You're not done.
-Absolutely not.
543
00:35:10,106 --> 00:35:13,234
And I'm not speaking as someone
who makes a lot of money off of you.
544
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:14,934
I'm speaking as your fan.
545
00:35:15,111 --> 00:35:19,741
Right now, you can still make
a ton of money doing what you love.
546
00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:23,818
Well, the problem is, Paula,
it's not the only thing I want out of life.
547
00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:26,353
A relationship. Kids.
548
00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:28,718
Well, you can still have that
and play football.
549
00:35:28,892 --> 00:35:31,452
Look, I'm not complaining.
I've been lucky. But--
550
00:35:31,628 --> 00:35:33,892
So, what is he telling me?
What are we gonna do?
551
00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:39,797
I think we should take a beat
and let Sean think about what he wants.
552
00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:41,699
-Right?
-Right.
553
00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:44,362
We have no time for thinking.
554
00:35:45,308 --> 00:35:47,139
Put it on their tab.
555
00:35:49,779 --> 00:35:51,037
Come on!
556
00:35:51,514 --> 00:35:53,243
-That's 7 in a row.
-It's amazing.
557
00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:55,281
You are like-- This woman's a shark.
558
00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:57,477
-You are good at this game.
-Not really.
559
00:35:57,654 --> 00:36:02,717
Just witnessed a tactical game of reading
your opponent and adjusting accordingly.
560
00:36:02,892 --> 00:36:05,861
Wait, are you saying
that you're reading me?
561
00:36:07,263 --> 00:36:08,821
Thank you.
562
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,933
-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Thank you.
563
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,233
Yes, I can read you.
It's part of my training.
564
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,899
Everyone gives subtle hints.
565
00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:22,840
-Hints? Like what?
-Giveaways.
566
00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:25,641
You boarded the plane wearing a suit
but no wedding ring.
567
00:36:25,815 --> 00:36:27,442
Serious, but not committed.
568
00:36:27,617 --> 00:36:29,778
You let a stranger
sleep on your shoulder.
569
00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:33,445
Kindness, but also feels good
to be needed.
570
00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:37,024
The heart-shaped candy.
Another giveaway.
571
00:36:37,894 --> 00:36:40,954
Either you have a problem with sugar,
which, based on the syrup...
572
00:36:41,131 --> 00:36:43,656
you put on your pancakes,
I wouldn't think so.
573
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,768
Or you have a problem with candy
in the shape of a heart.
574
00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,632
Which means you might have a problem
with romance...
575
00:36:49,806 --> 00:36:52,934
and things pertaining to this day
in particular.
576
00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,774
Not bad, soldier.
577
00:36:59,649 --> 00:37:01,583
Okay, Edison. Thank you very much.
578
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:04,618
Now you all have seen how to properly
place your valentines...
579
00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:07,882
into our fabulous envelopes,
go ahead. Great.
580
00:37:08,058 --> 00:37:11,960
And while you are doing that quietly,
a little history about Valentine's Day.
581
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,825
Valentine's Day was a massacre in
Chicago where they shot everybody...
582
00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:18,331
and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs.
583
00:37:19,202 --> 00:37:22,899
Thank you, Franklin, but this is a
different Valentine's Day. Lose the hat.
584
00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:24,973
Okay, in ancient Rome...
585
00:37:25,141 --> 00:37:29,043
Emperor Claudius II, who was also
known as Claudius the Cruel.
586
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:32,211
Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages...
587
00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:35,044
because he wanted his soldiers
to concentrate on war.
588
00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:38,244
But there was a priest who was known
as Valentine...
589
00:37:38,421 --> 00:37:41,982
who secretly married everyone anyway
because he believed in love.
590
00:37:42,158 --> 00:37:45,491
Claudius found out about the marriages,
and he threw Valentine in jail--
591
00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:47,493
Girls. I'm watching you.
592
00:37:47,664 --> 00:37:48,892
Thank you.
593
00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:52,296
Anyway, on February the 14th,
Valentine wrote a note to his beloved...
594
00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:56,929
and he signed it:
"Farewell, from your Valentine."
595
00:37:58,074 --> 00:38:01,407
Let's see. Are there any questions?
596
00:38:02,979 --> 00:38:05,072
Franklin, I can't wait to hear this.
Go ahead.
597
00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:08,913
Miss Fitzpatrick,
are you in love with anyone?
598
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:14,350
I saw you on TV today.
599
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,621
-Was it on?
-Yeah, that's why I'm here.
600
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,658
Yes. We're famous!
601
00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:20,591
-Yay, we're famous.
-Yes.
602
00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,230
So you're the owner, I take it.
603
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:25,265
Yeah, tech-- Yes.
My grandfather actually started it in Italy.
604
00:38:25,435 --> 00:38:27,869
Yeah, my dad brought it over,
but now I got the shop.
605
00:38:28,037 --> 00:38:29,868
That's great. It's a family business.
606
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,303
Look, I hate to play this card,
but I'm a doctor.
607
00:38:32,475 --> 00:38:35,842
I have surgery in an hour and a half.
Is there any way you could help me?
608
00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:37,104
-Say no more.
-Thank you.
609
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,080
Could I get an order form, please,
for the great doctor here?
610
00:38:41,251 --> 00:38:43,276
I need 2 arrangements.
611
00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,786
Something special, long-stemmed roses for
each one of my...
612
00:38:46,956 --> 00:38:48,389
ladies.
613
00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:50,224
I need your discretion.
614
00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:52,928
We have an understanding, right?
615
00:38:53,096 --> 00:38:54,996
I understand. There's a florist code.
616
00:38:55,165 --> 00:38:58,794
Great. Here's the credit card.
And here are the addresses.
617
00:38:58,968 --> 00:39:01,937
These are the addresses for the ladies.
618
00:39:03,506 --> 00:39:06,441
-Harrison Copeland?
-Yes, you need-- You want some ID?
619
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:10,444
Nope. Should be good.
620
00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:14,650
Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick,
that would be your...
621
00:39:14,817 --> 00:39:15,841
girlfriend.
622
00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:20,213
-Yes.
-And this Pamela Copeland...
623
00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:23,086
it's the same last name as you.
Would that be your wife?
624
00:39:23,259 --> 00:39:24,283
Yes.
625
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:28,590
I thought we had some sort of code,
understanding.
626
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:32,599
The code is the code. I just wanna
make sure that your understanding...
627
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:36,261
is the same understanding
as my understanding. Understand?
628
00:39:36,439 --> 00:39:39,875
-Yeah, can you run the card, please?
-Yep.
629
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:43,008
Thank you. I have to get my wallet.
I'll be right back.
630
00:40:08,338 --> 00:40:11,739
-Wish me luck.
-All us virgins are pulling for you.
631
00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:14,877
If you need any help, text me.
632
00:40:36,532 --> 00:40:38,159
Pushkin.
633
00:40:40,336 --> 00:40:42,668
Good girl. Go play.
634
00:40:50,913 --> 00:40:53,609
Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin.
635
00:40:58,321 --> 00:40:59,879
One...
636
00:41:18,141 --> 00:41:23,374
Oh, Grace
When I saw your face
637
00:41:45,268 --> 00:41:47,168
Oh, Grace
638
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,741
Hey, you. Come on.
Mommy's home for a minute.
639
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,902
Wha--? Come on, sweetie.
640
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:02,017
Made my heart race
Like a high-speed chase
641
00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:04,747
-Grace
-Grace?
642
00:42:04,921 --> 00:42:05,945
My--! Alex!
643
00:42:06,122 --> 00:42:09,853
-Holy-- Mrs. Smart. My gosh!
-What are you doing here?
644
00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:13,518
I'm rehearsing!
645
00:42:13,696 --> 00:42:17,132
-Naked?
-Naked! Yes!
646
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,633
It's... It's experiment--
647
00:42:20,803 --> 00:42:25,297
I'm doing an-- Experimental show.
It's very, very avant-garde type of thing.
648
00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:28,308
And the--
Shit! I mean, excuse me!
649
00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:31,345
-It's okay. I've heard the word before.
-Not shit!
650
00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:34,210
God, look at the time. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything, though.
651
00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:36,574
-I'm so sorry!
-It's okay.
652
00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:38,186
-Are you okay?
-Please! Do not come closer.
653
00:42:38,354 --> 00:42:40,788
This does not look right, Alex.
654
00:42:40,957 --> 00:42:43,892
-Thanks for everything and...
-My God.
655
00:42:44,627 --> 00:42:47,653
-No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no.
-Pushkin. Pushkin.
656
00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:49,821
That's okay.
You know what, I'm gonna just--
657
00:42:49,999 --> 00:42:52,968
All right. Breathe. My goodness.
All right.
658
00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:56,572
See you very soon, Mrs. Smart!
Bye-bye.
659
00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:04,038
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo!
660
00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:19,186
-Grace! Grace!
-What are you doing? What happened?
661
00:43:19,362 --> 00:43:21,296
-Mom.
-What, your mom?
662
00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:25,332
-Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house.
-Wha--?
663
00:43:25,501 --> 00:43:28,993
-My mom. What did you say?
-That I was rehearsing.
664
00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:31,470
Naked? Did she buy it?
665
00:43:31,641 --> 00:43:35,099
I think so.
My fear made me very convincing.
666
00:43:35,278 --> 00:43:37,109
I wrote you a song.
667
00:43:38,281 --> 00:43:40,408
If you do that again, Vladimir...
668
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:44,849
I will have no choice
but to get down off my horse...
669
00:43:45,021 --> 00:43:48,718
-and punish you.
-Hello? Who wants a valentine?
670
00:43:49,559 --> 00:43:52,756
I am wearing my thigh-high
black leather boots...
671
00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:55,557
carrying my riding crop.
672
00:43:56,332 --> 00:44:00,234
Now pull down your pants
and bend over.
673
00:44:00,403 --> 00:44:02,769
I think this floor has the most valentines.
674
00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:05,169
What a sweet little pink ass you have.
675
00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,276
And I will beat it with my crop...
676
00:44:08,444 --> 00:44:12,039
until you submit to me,
you filthy peasant.
677
00:44:12,215 --> 00:44:16,413
I will beat it, and beat it,
and beat it, and beat it.
678
00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:19,954
Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos.
679
00:44:20,122 --> 00:44:23,057
The charge will appear on
your credit card as Vague Entertainment.
680
00:44:23,226 --> 00:44:24,523
Hi there!
681
00:44:24,694 --> 00:44:27,629
Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast.
682
00:44:27,797 --> 00:44:30,789
Well... Yes.
683
00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,766
To paraphrase some poet:
684
00:44:35,438 --> 00:44:38,305
"There's a hell of a nice universe
next door.
685
00:44:38,608 --> 00:44:41,338
-Let's go."
-E. E. Cummings.
686
00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:43,741
Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff.
687
00:44:43,913 --> 00:44:45,972
-I think you said he was your favorite.
-Yes.
688
00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:49,515
I did say he was my favorite.
He had me at the font.
689
00:44:49,685 --> 00:44:53,052
I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting
that it's Valentine's Day today.
690
00:44:53,222 --> 00:44:57,090
-No. It's really not a big deal.
-You know what, it is to me.
691
00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:01,458
So can I take you out tonight?
692
00:45:01,898 --> 00:45:05,425
Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes.
693
00:45:05,601 --> 00:45:08,866
-How fast does that cart go?
-Well, let's find out.
694
00:45:10,506 --> 00:45:11,530
Liz...
695
00:45:11,707 --> 00:45:14,808
there's a man on line 2
asking me to cover him up
696
00:45:14,907 --> 00:45:17,168
in Vaseline and bubble wrap.
697
00:45:17,346 --> 00:45:21,214
I'll take care of that.
Damn prank callers.
698
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,979
And he doesn't have a Russian accent,
so I don't think you'll need your horse.
699
00:45:25,154 --> 00:45:26,815
-You heard that?
-It's my phone line.
700
00:45:26,989 --> 00:45:30,857
Paula. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
701
00:45:31,127 --> 00:45:32,651
Am I fired?
702
00:45:32,828 --> 00:45:35,388
It's cool.
You got a way with dirty words, I like that.
703
00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:37,465
Just make sure
you answer my calls first.
704
00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:40,363
Absolutely.
You do not have to worry about...
705
00:45:40,536 --> 00:45:42,504
that.
706
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:45,132
Probably not gonna make
Employee of the Month.
707
00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:56,714
You're listening to
"Mike and Mike in the Morning" on ESPN...
708
00:45:56,886 --> 00:45:58,751
America's number 1
sports talk show.
709
00:45:58,921 --> 00:46:02,152
And, Greeny, the news of the hour:
Sean Jackson, now a free agent.
710
00:46:02,325 --> 00:46:05,158
-What's he supposed to do?
-He can check out Craigslist...
711
00:46:05,328 --> 00:46:06,352
see who's hiring.
712
00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:19,834
Man. Hey, man, you see this?
713
00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:22,068
You did this.
Man, you're gonna pay for this.
714
00:46:22,244 --> 00:46:25,042
Easy, big fella. I know it was my fault.
715
00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:29,583
If you just call my business manager,
he's got all my information.
716
00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:33,882
And I'll have my business manager call
your business manager, okay?
717
00:46:34,857 --> 00:46:39,817
Sean Jackson. Man, my neck.
And my back.
718
00:46:39,996 --> 00:46:43,625
And my chest. I'm just kidding.
719
00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:46,825
-Dude, will you sign my hat?
-Sure.
720
00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:49,665
35 completions,
3 touchdowns on the ground.
721
00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:52,535
They think you should hang it up.
That's gratitude for you.
722
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:53,732
Well, thanks, buddy.
723
00:46:53,909 --> 00:46:57,401
But that door's pretty messed up.
You got another truck?
724
00:46:57,580 --> 00:46:58,911
Yeah, but I'm already behind.
725
00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:02,209
Valentine's Day is kind of a big day
flower-wise.
726
00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:06,014
I don't know why people get flowers
delivered. You can give them yourself.
727
00:47:06,188 --> 00:47:08,315
Some folks like to get flowers
at the workshop.
728
00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:13,155
To some people, love doesn't exist unless
you acknowledge it in front of other people.
729
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:18,166
You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better.
730
00:47:21,904 --> 00:47:25,965
Yeah, Kara, it's me.
Listen, I know what I wanna do.
731
00:47:26,142 --> 00:47:28,007
I think.
732
00:47:57,106 --> 00:48:00,872
No, man, not today.
733
00:48:18,928 --> 00:48:20,054
So, what do I do?
734
00:48:20,229 --> 00:48:24,529
Do I tell her and break her heart,
or keep it to myself and stay out of it?
735
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:27,066
-It's none of my business.
-You want my opinion?
736
00:48:27,236 --> 00:48:29,363
Yes. No.
737
00:48:29,538 --> 00:48:31,472
Well, it depend-- What's your opinion?
738
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,131
Ask yourself,
if the situation was reversed...
739
00:48:34,310 --> 00:48:35,868
what would you want her to do?
740
00:48:37,213 --> 00:48:40,580
-Why you gotta be so sensitive?
-It's because you're so fragile.
741
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:45,983
Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom
has 17 protons and 17 electrons.
742
00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:48,385
And, if these 2 atoms become--
743
00:48:52,194 --> 00:48:54,992
-Hi.
-This order came into the shop for you.
744
00:48:55,164 --> 00:49:00,124
-I thought I'd deliver it myself.
-Hey, guys, this is my friend, Reed.
745
00:49:00,302 --> 00:49:04,500
-Say hi.
-Hi, Reed.
746
00:49:04,673 --> 00:49:09,337
Take a look at chapter 10, section 2.
Just, quietly, to yourselves.
747
00:49:10,546 --> 00:49:13,338
They're from Harrison.
Did he come into the shop?
748
00:49:14,216 --> 00:49:15,911
Did you meet him?
749
00:49:16,085 --> 00:49:18,679
I kind of need to talk to you.
Do you have a second?
750
00:49:19,555 --> 00:49:21,045
Yeah, sure.
751
00:49:21,223 --> 00:49:23,589
Edison, you're in charge.
752
00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:32,560
-Recess. Let's party.
-Sit down, and be quiet. Got that?
753
00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:35,067
I'm just glad you got to see them.
They're so cute.
754
00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:37,535
-Yeah. They're great.
-Hey, guess what.
755
00:49:37,706 --> 00:49:40,766
I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30.
I'll be there by dinner.
756
00:49:40,943 --> 00:49:44,071
You know what, actually,
I don't think it's a good idea.
757
00:49:44,246 --> 00:49:47,477
-Why? It was your idea.
-Well, sometimes I have bad ideas.
758
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,878
It was a genius idea.
759
00:49:49,051 --> 00:49:51,884
-Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers?
-Is everything okay?
760
00:49:52,054 --> 00:49:56,013
-I gave you $13.
-Right. I remember.
761
00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:59,821
Yeah, they're probably on the truck.
Don't worry, man, they'll be here soon.
762
00:49:59,995 --> 00:50:04,056
Edison, I've known Mr. Bouquet
for a long, long time.
763
00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:07,498
If he tells you your flowers are gonna
be here, then they will be here.
764
00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:11,071
Just give me 30 seconds.
Hold down the fort. I'll be right back.
765
00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:13,338
Don't get on the plane.
766
00:50:14,944 --> 00:50:15,968
Why not?
767
00:50:18,848 --> 00:50:20,440
You're sweet.
768
00:50:20,616 --> 00:50:22,607
Is this because Harrison
came into the shop?
769
00:50:23,986 --> 00:50:28,514
And it made you realize that things
could change between us.
770
00:50:29,091 --> 00:50:30,524
No, it's not about me.
771
00:50:30,693 --> 00:50:33,958
Because up to now, all these years,
I've just been there for you.
772
00:50:34,129 --> 00:50:36,154
And with Morley, if she works late...
773
00:50:36,332 --> 00:50:38,892
if you wanna see a bad movie
she doesn't wanna see...
774
00:50:39,068 --> 00:50:42,060
or if you wanna have junk food
that she's not gonna have...
775
00:50:42,238 --> 00:50:45,366
-I'm clearly your go-to girl.
-And you're the best.
776
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:49,534
And now, there's this guy in the mix.
And he's not just a guy...
777
00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:51,777
he's a man.
778
00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:54,643
-You're afraid he's gonna steal me?
-No. When he came in--
779
00:50:54,817 --> 00:50:56,478
Because, listen, since I--
780
00:50:59,355 --> 00:51:01,323
-I'm your buddy. Don't worry.
-I know.
781
00:51:01,490 --> 00:51:03,117
I'm not going anywhere.
782
00:51:05,761 --> 00:51:08,423
But thanks for coming. I'll call you later.
783
00:51:08,597 --> 00:51:11,031
Hey, what's happening in here?
Get back in your seat!
784
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,633
What in the-- Stop that.
785
00:51:12,801 --> 00:51:16,032
Get back. That is enough.
786
00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:19,265
Have you lost your minds?
To your seat. That's it, that's it.
787
00:51:19,441 --> 00:51:22,569
I can't talk right now!
I'll have to call you later!
788
00:51:23,545 --> 00:51:26,105
Break it up. Let's go. Come on.
789
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,080
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that.
I tried to tell her.
790
00:51:34,256 --> 00:51:36,281
Not hard enough, Reed.
791
00:51:36,692 --> 00:51:38,853
-You don't know.
-I don't know?
792
00:51:39,028 --> 00:51:41,360
No, you've never seen her sad.
793
00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:44,192
She looks like an abandoned puppy dog
when she cries.
794
00:51:44,366 --> 00:51:45,697
I'm not gonna do that to her.
795
00:51:45,868 --> 00:51:48,860
Especially not today.
I'm not gonna ruin Valentine's Day for her.
796
00:51:49,038 --> 00:51:53,634
I know what day it is. We got a van full
of flowers. At least hurry up. We're behind.
797
00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,538
You can't rush love.
798
00:51:55,711 --> 00:52:00,341
I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom
before Morley gets home. I'll be right back.
799
00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:03,043
He's not gonna hurry.
800
00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:04,543
I'm gonna fish.
801
00:52:15,064 --> 00:52:17,555
-Hey, how was your day?
-Go, go.
802
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:18,791
-What--?
-Go!
803
00:52:18,968 --> 00:52:20,128
No, wait.
804
00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:24,966
-I want to get out of here.
-Okay, breathe. Like I taught you.
805
00:52:25,441 --> 00:52:27,136
All right, now tell me what's wrong.
806
00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:29,370
She doesn't know I love her.
807
00:52:29,545 --> 00:52:32,139
She didn't get her flowers.
She doesn't know.
808
00:52:32,314 --> 00:52:36,114
I need to make things right.
Will you please help me, Grace? Please?
809
00:52:36,285 --> 00:52:39,049
Of course. But first, soccer.
810
00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,484
Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now.
811
00:52:47,062 --> 00:52:50,589
Okay. It's gonna be me all alone
at my own party.
812
00:52:50,766 --> 00:52:54,930
Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. It's L.A. Everyone wants
you to think they have a life.
813
00:52:55,104 --> 00:52:58,198
-I hate you being so in love.
-I know. Thank you.
814
00:52:58,374 --> 00:53:01,901
Speaking of which, I am going to
San Francisco. Sorry I won't be there.
815
00:53:03,078 --> 00:53:05,945
Whack the heart for me, honey.
I gotta go. Bye.
816
00:53:11,487 --> 00:53:13,978
Carmine, relax. It's me.
817
00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:16,950
-Hey.
-Reed.
818
00:53:18,594 --> 00:53:22,189
What are you doing here? Are you okay?
Is it--?
819
00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:29,270
I'm sorry.
820
00:53:29,438 --> 00:53:31,497
I love you.
821
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:36,172
But I'm just not ready
for this kind of commitment.
822
00:53:36,645 --> 00:53:40,274
And I didn't know that this morning.
823
00:53:43,352 --> 00:53:45,149
No, it's okay.
824
00:53:46,155 --> 00:53:48,646
I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait.
825
00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:50,951
You didn't do anything wrong.
826
00:53:51,126 --> 00:53:54,027
I shouldn't have been surprised
when you asked.
827
00:53:54,196 --> 00:53:57,097
I should be thinking
about our future together.
828
00:53:57,266 --> 00:54:00,133
But I'm still focused on my future.
829
00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:04,904
Look, you can still have your career,
baby.
830
00:54:05,074 --> 00:54:10,011
We're getting married.
We're not becoming monks or something.
831
00:54:10,179 --> 00:54:14,377
And then there's the whole thing
with my parents' horrible...
832
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:18,145
Your parents? Wait a second. Just because
your parents had a bad divorce...
833
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,948
does not mean that you're going to have
a bad divorce.
834
00:54:21,123 --> 00:54:24,581
They're not hereditary.
It's not like it's contagious, all right?
835
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,351
You're not getting it.
836
00:54:27,529 --> 00:54:32,023
You know, the first phone call I made
after you proposed was to my office.
837
00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:34,533
To confirm my 10:00 meeting.
838
00:54:41,343 --> 00:54:44,312
It's really beautiful.
839
00:54:46,548 --> 00:54:48,516
For someone else.
840
00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:57,517
Don't worry. It's--
841
00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:00,757
Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we?
842
00:55:00,929 --> 00:55:02,954
Won't we, Carmine?
843
00:55:03,465 --> 00:55:04,796
Right, baby?
844
00:55:09,037 --> 00:55:11,767
Carmine, come. Come here.
845
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:19,407
Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay...
846
00:55:33,692 --> 00:55:35,751
Did you even consider marrying me?
847
00:55:36,461 --> 00:55:38,520
Of course I did.
848
00:55:39,798 --> 00:55:42,000
But when you ask a girl to marry you,
849
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:45,100
do you want her to just consider it?
850
00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:47,898
Or do you want her to just know?
851
00:55:53,144 --> 00:55:56,170
It's Romeo Midnight, back again.
852
00:55:56,348 --> 00:56:00,182
And if those topsy-turvy feelings
have got you twisted inside-out...
853
00:56:00,352 --> 00:56:03,810
think of the poet Rumi,
who 800 years ago said:
854
00:56:03,988 --> 00:56:08,322
"All we really want
is love's confusing joy. "
855
00:56:08,493 --> 00:56:10,427
Amen, brother.
856
00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:12,820
She was there?
857
00:56:13,331 --> 00:56:15,026
Is that it?
858
00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,428
So this, you believe.
859
00:56:19,604 --> 00:56:22,402
You don't buy it
when she says yes to me...
860
00:56:22,674 --> 00:56:24,642
but when she dumps me...
861
00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:27,403
that you can wrap your head around.
862
00:56:27,579 --> 00:56:29,308
I had a feeling.
863
00:56:30,382 --> 00:56:32,942
-Excuse me?
-That it wasn't right, Reed.
864
00:56:33,118 --> 00:56:37,111
-Man, you know, an inkling.
-An inkling?
865
00:56:37,856 --> 00:56:42,486
You had an inkling,
and you kept it to yourself?
866
00:56:48,566 --> 00:56:51,967
You don't keep inklings to yourself.
You share them. You're like:
867
00:56:52,137 --> 00:56:53,604
"Hey, guy. I got an inkling...
868
00:56:53,772 --> 00:56:57,230
you're headed for a fall here."
That's what friends do.
869
00:56:57,409 --> 00:57:00,674
That's common knowledge.
It's in the damn handbook.
870
00:57:01,913 --> 00:57:04,882
I'm sorry, Reed. You're right.
871
00:57:05,617 --> 00:57:07,710
I gotta stop Julia, don't I?
872
00:57:07,886 --> 00:57:11,481
If it's the damn handbook,
I think you better.
873
00:57:14,058 --> 00:57:15,082
Now, let's go.
874
00:57:21,466 --> 00:57:22,956
Next.
875
00:57:23,868 --> 00:57:26,701
I'm going to visit my boyfriend.
I'm surprising him.
876
00:57:26,871 --> 00:57:30,329
-Yeah. Guys love surprises.
-Is that sarcasm?
877
00:57:30,508 --> 00:57:33,875
I surprised my husband once.
Now he's my ex-husband.
878
00:57:34,045 --> 00:57:36,912
-That sucks--
-Yes. Never touch security, ma'am.
879
00:57:37,081 --> 00:57:39,743
-Yes, ma'am. Copy that.
-Okay.
880
00:57:43,521 --> 00:57:44,647
-Next.
-Have a nice day.
881
00:57:44,823 --> 00:57:46,415
You too, ma'am.
882
00:57:49,828 --> 00:57:53,594
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
883
00:57:53,765 --> 00:57:55,630
We gotta get to the airport.
884
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,769
-Shit. The flowers.
-Well, I'll deliver them. You go.
885
00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:00,928
I don't have a car. All I have is this van.
886
00:58:01,105 --> 00:58:04,734
My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got
a car you can borrow. It's a Chevy.
887
00:58:04,909 --> 00:58:06,206
Yeah?
888
00:58:06,377 --> 00:58:08,072
A hybrid.
889
00:58:25,630 --> 00:58:27,427
Right over there.
890
00:58:32,070 --> 00:58:36,097
Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog."
He says, "You know, he'll be right back--"
891
00:58:36,274 --> 00:58:39,038
Hi. I need your first ticket...
892
00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:43,840
-out of terminal G to San Francisco.
-This counter for oversized items.
893
00:58:44,015 --> 00:58:46,984
Right. I-- But you sell tickets.
894
00:58:47,151 --> 00:58:50,484
-This counter for oversized items.
-But you sell tickets, right?
895
00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:55,024
That counter is for oversized people
this counter is for oversized items, okay?
896
00:58:55,193 --> 00:58:57,354
Okay, here's my luggage.
897
00:58:58,763 --> 00:59:00,526
Now it's a matched set.
898
00:59:00,698 --> 00:59:03,394
Buddy, I'm 52 and I'm wearing
a bright blue shirt to work.
899
00:59:03,568 --> 00:59:07,197
-Please don't make me madder than I am.
-I'm sorry.
900
00:59:10,775 --> 00:59:12,436
-There's this girl.
-Don't tell me...
901
00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:15,272
that'll take the fun out of guessing.
Gonna be tough.
902
00:59:15,446 --> 00:59:18,643
There's a very pretty girl,
and she's about to get on a big airplane.
903
00:59:18,816 --> 00:59:22,343
And if you don't stop her,
she'll never know how you really feel.
904
00:59:23,021 --> 00:59:24,921
-Not exactly.
-What am I missing?
905
00:59:25,089 --> 00:59:28,115
If she gets on the plane,
she's gonna find out the hard way...
906
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:31,660
that the guy that
she thinks she's in love with...
907
00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:35,526
-is a spineless, lying creep.
-That's no good.
908
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,827
No, it is no good,
and I can't let that happen.
909
00:59:38,002 --> 00:59:42,166
Because this girl, she is great.
She's like...
910
00:59:43,274 --> 00:59:44,969
Like sunshine.
911
00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:48,005
Everything is better when she's there.
912
00:59:48,179 --> 00:59:53,008
I can't stand the idea of some jerk
hurting her. I just can't.
913
00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:54,508
I can't.
914
00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:56,785
Can you please be quiet...
915
00:59:56,955 --> 01:00:01,654
so this nice young man
can sell me a ticket. Please?
916
01:00:02,694 --> 01:00:04,491
Take it easy.
917
01:00:04,662 --> 01:00:06,926
Here, this'll get you
to any gate in the place.
918
01:00:07,098 --> 01:00:09,794
-She's like sunshine?
-Yeah.
919
01:00:09,968 --> 01:00:12,835
Well, in that case, it's on me.
Go on, get out of here.
920
01:00:13,004 --> 01:00:14,471
Thank you.
921
01:00:15,106 --> 01:00:16,573
Thank you.
922
01:00:39,464 --> 01:00:42,627
Right this way. Come on. Let me see.
923
01:00:44,736 --> 01:00:46,169
All right.
924
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,906
Hey, sir. Sir.
925
01:00:52,076 --> 01:00:54,044
-Just a moment, sir.
-Attention please.
926
01:00:54,212 --> 01:00:55,907
Flight 464 to San Francisco...
927
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,913
is now boarding at gate 13
in terminal G.
928
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:05,317
The-- The man left his shoes.
Mister, the man forgot his shoes.
929
01:01:05,490 --> 01:01:06,821
We've got a Code Foxtrot.
930
01:01:06,991 --> 01:01:09,585
-Excuse me. excuse me!
-We've got a Code Foxtrot.
931
01:01:12,063 --> 01:01:13,462
On Mount Tam?
932
01:01:13,631 --> 01:01:16,327
Do you think? Because I heard
there's a little restaurant--
933
01:01:16,501 --> 01:01:19,800
He's a friend of mine. It's okay.
What are you doing?
934
01:01:19,971 --> 01:01:22,098
-Just--
-Where are your shoes? Are you okay?
935
01:01:22,273 --> 01:01:23,399
He's married.
936
01:01:24,776 --> 01:01:27,836
-What?
-Harrison. He's married.
937
01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:30,676
He was married, and now he's divorced.
938
01:01:30,848 --> 01:01:33,942
No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela.
They live in Brentwood.
939
01:01:34,118 --> 01:01:36,245
I know because I delivered flowers to her.
940
01:01:36,688 --> 01:01:39,054
I tried to tell you at the school.
941
01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:42,982
Did he say it was his current wife?
"I'm sending flowers to my current wife"?
942
01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:44,685
He didn't have to. I could tell.
943
01:01:44,862 --> 01:01:47,524
Like you could tell
that my old boyfriend Eddie was gay.
944
01:01:47,699 --> 01:01:50,361
-Eddie was gay.
-Eddie is married with 2 beautiful kids.
945
01:01:50,535 --> 01:01:53,265
-Eddie has a cat named Babs.
-You've tried to talk me...
946
01:01:53,438 --> 01:01:57,238
-out of every boyfriend since we've met.
-I'm telling you the truth. I promise.
947
01:01:57,408 --> 01:01:58,636
I'm going.
948
01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:01,176
No, hang on, hang on.
Come here, come here.
949
01:02:01,345 --> 01:02:03,438
Why, hello there. I'm with security.
950
01:02:03,614 --> 01:02:06,014
Do you think that Morley
and I belong together?
951
01:02:07,552 --> 01:02:10,487
-What does that have to do with anything?
-Just tell me. Do you?
952
01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:13,351
I don't know.
If you love her and if she loves you--
953
01:02:13,524 --> 01:02:16,152
-Answer the question.
-Fine.
954
01:02:17,929 --> 01:02:19,362
No.
955
01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:23,658
-Personally, I don't see it.
-That's what I'm doing here.
956
01:02:23,835 --> 01:02:26,633
Because apparently everyone
and their mother felt that way...
957
01:02:26,804 --> 01:02:28,738
but nobody had the guts to tell me.
958
01:02:29,507 --> 01:02:32,772
And now, I'm left with some stupid ring
and an empty closet...
959
01:02:32,944 --> 01:02:37,881
and an ache in my gut the size of Texas
because nobody told me.
960
01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:41,851
-She left you.
-Today.
961
01:02:44,889 --> 01:02:46,015
I'm sorry.
962
01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:51,153
This will serve as your final boarding call
for flight 464 to San Francisco.
963
01:03:03,341 --> 01:03:07,937
-I don't want this to happen to you.
-I'm sorry about Morley...
964
01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,242
but I'm going to see my boyfriend.
965
01:03:10,848 --> 01:03:12,748
You know it's the truth.
966
01:03:17,221 --> 01:03:19,121
Sir, your shoes are still at security.
967
01:03:19,957 --> 01:03:21,754
We're not allowed to touch them.
968
01:03:21,926 --> 01:03:26,693
Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off
and leave them off in public?
969
01:03:26,864 --> 01:03:29,799
Now, you know,
it's some nasty stuff on these floors, sir.
970
01:03:45,716 --> 01:03:47,206
Sorry.
971
01:03:58,629 --> 01:04:02,292
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you've
noticed we're experiencing turbulence.
972
01:04:02,466 --> 01:04:05,333
Nothing to be concerned about
but the captain has turned on...
973
01:04:05,502 --> 01:04:07,026
the seat belt sign for safety.
974
01:04:07,204 --> 01:04:09,866
Please return to your seats
until we pass through this...
975
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,873
-which should be in just a few minutes.
-Yeah.
976
01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:14,643
-Yeah.
-I'll just put it there.
977
01:04:14,811 --> 01:04:16,369
Watch your hands.
978
01:04:21,018 --> 01:04:22,576
You look very pretty.
979
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,978
Thank you.
980
01:04:25,289 --> 01:04:26,313
-Are you nervous?
-Yes.
981
01:04:26,490 --> 01:04:29,755
No reason to be. The minute you walk
through that door nothing else...
982
01:04:29,927 --> 01:04:30,985
is gonna matter.
983
01:04:31,562 --> 01:04:33,029
Thank you.
984
01:04:35,465 --> 01:04:37,956
Franklin rules!
985
01:04:39,469 --> 01:04:41,494
Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together?
986
01:04:41,672 --> 01:04:44,835
Yeah, Edison.
Warm up with your girlfriend.
987
01:04:45,008 --> 01:04:47,306
Grow up, Franklin.
988
01:04:48,412 --> 01:04:50,539
Are you gonna watch
Discovery Channel tonight?
989
01:04:50,714 --> 01:04:53,239
-It's about giraffes.
-No, I can't.
990
01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:55,317
I have to work at my mother's restaurant.
991
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,547
-The one with the pointy towers?
-Yeah.
992
01:04:58,722 --> 01:05:00,451
I went there for your birthday party.
993
01:05:00,991 --> 01:05:04,222
It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding,
and a party for people...
994
01:05:04,394 --> 01:05:05,884
who hate Valentine's Day.
995
01:05:06,363 --> 01:05:09,457
-Why hate Valentine's Day?
-I don't know.
996
01:05:09,633 --> 01:05:12,898
We have it every year,
and it's all of Miss Fitzpatrick's friends.
997
01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:14,298
Really?
998
01:05:14,972 --> 01:05:17,065
Not in Franklin's house!
999
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,333
Come on, the game's starting!
1000
01:05:28,218 --> 01:05:31,153
-Edison, what the heck is wrong with you?
-I'm in love.
1001
01:05:31,321 --> 01:05:34,051
So am I, but I can move my feet.
1002
01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:44,928
Did you see it?
I went like this with my head.
1003
01:05:45,102 --> 01:05:49,061
I kicked the ball with my head!
Didn't you see it?
1004
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:54,741
I did see it, honey.
Mommy's so proud of you.
1005
01:05:55,545 --> 01:05:57,604
Let's go find Daddy.
1006
01:06:01,151 --> 01:06:04,245
I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day.
1007
01:06:04,421 --> 01:06:06,286
Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars--
1008
01:06:06,456 --> 01:06:07,946
Don't you know who I am?
1009
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,753
-You think I wouldn't find you here?
-What are you doing?
1010
01:06:10,927 --> 01:06:12,986
-I'm trying to work.
-Look at this, everyone!
1011
01:06:13,163 --> 01:06:15,631
This is not in-- This isn't for pictures.
1012
01:06:15,799 --> 01:06:18,768
Miss. Mother, what's going on?
Why so--?
1013
01:06:18,935 --> 01:06:20,869
"Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat."
1014
01:06:21,038 --> 01:06:23,404
She's loco.
I don't know what she's talking about.
1015
01:06:23,573 --> 01:06:27,441
-No, rata. You rata!
-Cisco! Cisco!
1016
01:06:27,611 --> 01:06:30,546
-What are you doing? This is--
-She kneed him in the gonads.
1017
01:06:30,714 --> 01:06:32,875
My goodness, I feel for you.
The Dodger Dog.
1018
01:06:33,050 --> 01:06:34,483
-I'm okay.
-Sleeping with them?
1019
01:06:34,651 --> 01:06:36,243
Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore.
1020
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,513
Happy Valentine's Day.
KVLA, channel 13.
1021
01:06:40,090 --> 01:06:41,580
We done?
1022
01:06:42,826 --> 01:06:45,386
Got a text. Sean Jackson
is calling a press conference.
1023
01:06:45,562 --> 01:06:48,292
This could be my exclusive, okay?
Listen, keep filming.
1024
01:06:48,465 --> 01:06:51,457
All right, do some B-roll
or something like that, all right?
1025
01:06:51,935 --> 01:06:53,732
No worries, boss.
1026
01:06:55,806 --> 01:06:57,797
It's my day.
1027
01:06:58,775 --> 01:07:01,676
Hey, listen, I need to be able
to talk to Kara for 2 seconds.
1028
01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:05,178
I already gave you everything on the
press conference, so we are good.
1029
01:07:05,348 --> 01:07:09,307
I'm trying to do something special.
Look at the profile. I'm from KVLA.
1030
01:07:09,486 --> 01:07:11,920
-The number 2 sports guy.
-On my way to number 1.
1031
01:07:12,089 --> 01:07:14,523
I wanted to ask her 1 question
about Sean Jackson.
1032
01:07:14,691 --> 01:07:17,683
I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson
one question on camera.
1033
01:07:17,861 --> 01:07:19,954
She's on a conference call,
she's very busy.
1034
01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:21,791
-I don't know if I can--
-My bladder.
1035
01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:24,991
I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom?
I dropped my notes.
1036
01:07:25,168 --> 01:07:28,194
-No. You can't just barge into an-- Kara.
-Kara.
1037
01:07:28,371 --> 01:07:30,601
-Damn.
-Kara. Are you okay?
1038
01:07:30,774 --> 01:07:33,971
-Do I look okay?
-Should we call a doctor?
1039
01:07:34,144 --> 01:07:35,509
No, it's this day.
1040
01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:38,113
Christmas, New Year's, 4th of July,
she's fine.
1041
01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:42,183
-Valentine's Day, not so good.
-What are you doing tonight, Kelvin?
1042
01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:47,813
I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson
interview, but we could talk.
1043
01:07:47,991 --> 01:07:52,451
Relax, I'm not asking you out.
I'm just curious.
1044
01:07:52,629 --> 01:07:57,562
How are you spending
this happiest of all days?
1045
01:07:58,435 --> 01:08:00,630
-Let me just...
-You don't wanna call somebody?
1046
01:08:00,804 --> 01:08:02,999
I just wanna know if, in fact...
1047
01:08:03,173 --> 01:08:07,667
I am the only person
on the whole freaking planet...
1048
01:08:07,844 --> 01:08:12,746
who is completely and
100% alone on Valentine's Day.
1049
01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:15,381
I asked you a question.
1050
01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:18,144
Yeah. I'm working.
1051
01:08:18,722 --> 01:08:21,088
I got 3 telecasts: 9, 10, and 11:00.
1052
01:08:21,258 --> 01:08:25,524
Usually, I do 2, but people want it off,
so I'm happy to cover for them on this day.
1053
01:08:25,962 --> 01:08:28,192
You don't like to go out
on Valentine's Day?
1054
01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:30,731
-I hate it.
-Me too.
1055
01:08:31,234 --> 01:08:34,465
It's my fault I'm alone.
I'm neurotic to the nth degree.
1056
01:08:34,638 --> 01:08:36,401
I don't have time to work on myself...
1057
01:08:36,573 --> 01:08:39,064
because I'm too busy
fixing everyone else.
1058
01:08:39,242 --> 01:08:41,802
-Right.
-My closest relationship...
1059
01:08:41,978 --> 01:08:43,673
is with my BlackBerry.
1060
01:08:43,847 --> 01:08:45,906
-Right.
-Thank God it vibrates.
1061
01:08:46,082 --> 01:08:47,549
-No.
-But do you know...
1062
01:08:47,717 --> 01:08:49,981
-who has always been there for me?
-Who's that?
1063
01:08:50,153 --> 01:08:54,089
-My best friend: Candy.
-There's somebody.
1064
01:08:54,624 --> 01:08:57,252
I cannot get enough.
And I know it's bad...
1065
01:08:57,427 --> 01:08:58,655
-Kara.
- but I need it.
1066
01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:01,627
I need it, and there is not a shortage
on Valentine's Day.
1067
01:09:01,798 --> 01:09:03,527
And that is my future.
1068
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:07,227
I'll be a lonely old lady
with rotting teeth.
1069
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:10,373
-No, no, no. No, you're not.
-And a chocolate mustache.
1070
01:09:15,879 --> 01:09:18,347
Okay, maybe you should try some tofu
or something.
1071
01:09:18,515 --> 01:09:21,951
Okay. It'll balance out your emotions.
1072
01:09:22,152 --> 01:09:24,347
I don't want a mustache.
1073
01:09:25,555 --> 01:09:27,147
You'll look hot with a mustache.
1074
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,589
Or without it. It doesn't matter.
1075
01:09:39,169 --> 01:09:43,128
-You can let go of me now.
-Yeah, I should.
1076
01:09:43,306 --> 01:09:45,740
-Well, I guess we're done here.
-All right.
1077
01:09:45,909 --> 01:09:47,171
You can check with Heather.
1078
01:09:47,344 --> 01:09:49,972
-She'll validate your parking.
-You have a blessed day.
1079
01:09:52,482 --> 01:09:54,109
On your mark.
1080
01:09:54,284 --> 01:09:55,444
Get set.
1081
01:10:00,223 --> 01:10:02,851
I'm Greg Gilkins at my old high school,
Henderson High...
1082
01:10:03,026 --> 01:10:04,823
and today's subject: young love.
1083
01:10:04,995 --> 01:10:08,954
I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend,
Willy, will be joining us shortly.
1084
01:10:09,132 --> 01:10:12,533
-Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are...
-Not the cheerleader.
1085
01:10:12,702 --> 01:10:15,933
-I'm on the dance team.
-Maybe you could show us a little bit.
1086
01:10:16,106 --> 01:10:17,971
5, 6, 7, 8.
1087
01:10:24,314 --> 01:10:26,373
Don't hurt yourself.
1088
01:10:26,549 --> 01:10:28,380
-Yes.
-I haven't seen moves like that...
1089
01:10:28,551 --> 01:10:31,850
since the '94 Northridge quake.
You guys are--
1090
01:10:35,091 --> 01:10:37,559
How do you feel about each other
this Valentine's Day?
1091
01:10:37,727 --> 01:10:40,321
-My gosh. I totally love him.
-I'm crazy about her.
1092
01:10:40,497 --> 01:10:42,965
Willy, what is it about her
that makes you so happy?
1093
01:10:43,133 --> 01:10:46,261
Well, she's beautiful,
she makes me laugh...
1094
01:10:46,436 --> 01:10:48,370
-and she does my geometry.
-Bonus.
1095
01:10:48,538 --> 01:10:49,562
-Yep.
-And, Felicia...
1096
01:10:49,739 --> 01:10:51,639
what is it about Willy that's so cool?
1097
01:10:51,808 --> 01:10:55,608
What, besides the fact that he's totally hot?
He's an amazing athlete.
1098
01:10:55,779 --> 01:10:57,906
Go show them, babe.
Go show them, go show them.
1099
01:10:58,081 --> 01:11:00,015
He's so good.
1100
01:11:03,586 --> 01:11:08,023
How about this? I cook her dinner and then
serve it to her in front of a fireplace.
1101
01:11:08,191 --> 01:11:10,659
-That says romance.
-That says cheap-o.
1102
01:11:10,827 --> 01:11:11,851
Okay, not a problem.
1103
01:11:12,028 --> 01:11:14,656
I got her tickets to the movie
at the Hollywood Cemetery.
1104
01:11:14,831 --> 01:11:17,163
Yeah. Chicks love the cemetery...
1105
01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:20,235
-on Valentine's Day.
-Don't you think you should get a gift?
1106
01:11:20,403 --> 01:11:24,100
Gift? I'm supposed to get her a Prius?
We've been dating for like 2 weeks.
1107
01:11:24,841 --> 01:11:26,365
Is there a 2-week gift?
1108
01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:28,943
If you want there to be a third week
there is.
1109
01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:31,706
-So how did you guys meet?
-It's really funny, actually.
1110
01:11:31,881 --> 01:11:33,473
Like, I was not into him at first.
1111
01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:36,050
He used to shoot spit wads at me
in Spanish class...
1112
01:11:36,219 --> 01:11:37,846
which is, like, so junior high.
1113
01:11:38,788 --> 01:11:41,723
But then one night I was brushing out
my hair when I got home...
1114
01:11:41,891 --> 01:11:44,883
and I found this spit wad,
but it was really a note.
1115
01:11:45,061 --> 01:11:48,895
And it said, "What's up?"
And I was like, "That is so cute."
1116
01:11:49,065 --> 01:11:50,089
And then I liked him.
1117
01:11:57,607 --> 01:12:01,304
My God. Baby, are you okay?
Walk it off, baby. Just walk it off.
1118
01:12:02,412 --> 01:12:04,972
You're still hot, baby. You're still hot.
1119
01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:08,174
-He rolled out of that like a ninja.
-He's usually good at those.
1120
01:12:08,351 --> 01:12:10,785
He's quite the athlete,
you're quite the dancer.
1121
01:12:10,954 --> 01:12:14,890
-5, 6, 7, 8!
-No, I think-- I think we're okay.
1122
01:12:15,558 --> 01:12:17,424
We haven't seen that one.
1123
01:12:17,761 --> 01:12:20,229
-Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story?
-She did.
1124
01:12:20,397 --> 01:12:22,365
-Yeah, she's mushy like that.
-You like it.
1125
01:12:22,532 --> 01:12:24,727
-I know.
-I miss high school.
1126
01:12:25,702 --> 01:12:28,603
There you have it, young love.
Full of promise, full of hope...
1127
01:12:28,772 --> 01:12:31,866
ignorant of reality. From Henderson High
on Valentine's Day, I'm Greg Gilkins.
1128
01:12:33,943 --> 01:12:35,035
Okay.
1129
01:12:35,211 --> 01:12:38,146
Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your
flowers delivered today...
1130
01:12:38,314 --> 01:12:42,751
- but they'll figure it out tomorrow.
-No, it has to be today. It has to.
1131
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:47,056
Just let him go.
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
1132
01:12:47,223 --> 01:12:51,319
I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for
anyone, let alone a little kid. Come on.
1133
01:12:52,095 --> 01:12:55,531
Tell me about it. I haven't been having
the best day myself.
1134
01:12:59,335 --> 01:13:01,599
Is everything okay with Alex?
1135
01:13:01,771 --> 01:13:04,797
-Not really.
-What happened?
1136
01:13:06,309 --> 01:13:09,710
Alex and I were supposed to...
1137
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:11,104
have sex today.
1138
01:13:13,783 --> 01:13:15,978
For the first time. For both of us.
1139
01:13:17,153 --> 01:13:20,020
I wanted it to be magical,
and I'm realizing that...
1140
01:13:20,190 --> 01:13:22,715
it's hard to plan something
to be magical, you know?
1141
01:13:22,892 --> 01:13:26,794
-Yes, that it is.
-Love can't be planned.
1142
01:13:26,963 --> 01:13:29,864
It's not love she is talking about, Edgar.
It is sex.
1143
01:13:30,033 --> 01:13:31,295
He's going to Stanford.
1144
01:13:31,468 --> 01:13:35,063
I'm going to Yale.
And it's just hit me recently that...
1145
01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:37,365
it's gonna be really hard
to stay together.
1146
01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:41,442
So I guess I thought that if we had
this amazing thing connecting us...
1147
01:13:41,611 --> 01:13:44,307
it'd make it easier, somehow,
but I don't know...
1148
01:13:44,481 --> 01:13:47,746
hearing myself say it out loud,
it all sounds really stupid.
1149
01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:51,751
And it's not like I'm gonna sleep with
one person for the rest of my life, right?
1150
01:13:51,921 --> 01:13:53,821
I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that?
1151
01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:58,654
-Crazy people like us. We did.
-No.
1152
01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:04,764
-That's amazing.
-Well, granted, it was a different time...
1153
01:14:04,934 --> 01:14:08,563
and people weren't as promiscuous
as they are now.
1154
01:14:08,738 --> 01:14:12,071
And there were times we spent
long periods apart, but we managed.
1155
01:14:12,242 --> 01:14:16,144
I'm not saying it was easy
or suggesting it for you.
1156
01:14:16,312 --> 01:14:18,507
Just saying it's possible.
1157
01:14:18,681 --> 01:14:22,242
And actually, we're gonna renew our vows
this spring, right?
1158
01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:30,221
-Would you excuse us a minute?
-Yeah. I'm gonna take this.
1159
01:14:30,927 --> 01:14:35,159
Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's.
What are you doing?
1160
01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:41,667
Alex, I gotta tell you something.
1161
01:14:41,838 --> 01:14:43,863
I don't know if today's the day.
1162
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,474
I want it to be special,
you want it to be special...
1163
01:14:46,643 --> 01:14:51,046
and, you know, we tried
to make it special, but, you know...
1164
01:14:51,614 --> 01:14:54,845
Do you wanna go back there and see
my mom after what happened earlier?
1165
01:14:55,018 --> 01:14:56,417
I don't think so.
1166
01:14:59,055 --> 01:15:02,286
All right, well, okay.
1167
01:15:04,093 --> 01:15:06,584
You know what, Alex, sorry.
I need to call you back.
1168
01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,731
I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye.
1169
01:15:13,136 --> 01:15:14,160
Edison!
1170
01:15:32,322 --> 01:15:36,691
Remember when you went away
to Florida to build the apartments?
1171
01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:39,693
You remember that.
And you were gone a very long time.
1172
01:15:39,863 --> 01:15:41,125
Yes.
1173
01:15:41,831 --> 01:15:44,129
You were gone so long.
1174
01:15:44,467 --> 01:15:46,128
I was so lonely.
1175
01:15:47,637 --> 01:15:49,434
And...
1176
01:15:49,606 --> 01:15:53,006
Well, Joey came over. It was my birthday,
1177
01:15:53,206 --> 01:15:54,976
and he brought flowers, and--
1178
01:15:55,144 --> 01:15:57,977
-I sent you flowers, hon.
-Yes, you did.
1179
01:15:58,147 --> 01:16:00,274
And champagne.
1180
01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,441
Joey? Wait a minute.
1181
01:16:02,619 --> 01:16:04,382
-Joey Keenan?
-Yes.
1182
01:16:04,554 --> 01:16:06,818
-My business partner.
-That's right.
1183
01:16:08,491 --> 01:16:11,289
And we sat and we talked
and we had dinner, and we...
1184
01:16:12,862 --> 01:16:14,693
And then...
1185
01:16:16,566 --> 01:16:19,399
It wasn't anything at first. And...
1186
01:16:19,569 --> 01:16:23,972
-You had an affair.
-Yes. But it didn't last long, Edgar.
1187
01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:27,405
Didn't last long,
and we regretted it very much.
1188
01:16:27,577 --> 01:16:29,568
I'm so sorry.
1189
01:16:35,218 --> 01:16:39,154
-You're the only man I've ever loved.
-Then why tell me now?
1190
01:16:39,322 --> 01:16:42,814
It's been bothering me.
Our vows and everything.
1191
01:16:42,992 --> 01:16:45,256
And I wanted to tell you the truth.
1192
01:16:45,895 --> 01:16:47,920
The truth?
1193
01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:52,598
Well, unfortunately, Estelle...
1194
01:16:52,769 --> 01:16:56,296
the truth makes everything else
seem like a lie.
1195
01:16:57,907 --> 01:16:59,568
I'm sorry.
1196
01:17:09,852 --> 01:17:11,786
Why do you hate heart-shaped candy?
1197
01:17:12,255 --> 01:17:16,752
I think it's because it reminds me that this
is Valentine's Day, and I'm recently single.
1198
01:17:17,327 --> 01:17:19,158
-We weren't on the same page.
-Sorry.
1199
01:17:19,329 --> 01:17:22,594
-It's okay. It's over.
-Nothing to be done?
1200
01:17:22,765 --> 01:17:25,757
No, no. I've seen the enemy
and the enemy is me.
1201
01:17:25,935 --> 01:17:28,631
You could go for the stewardess.
She seems to like you.
1202
01:17:29,138 --> 01:17:31,129
I think she likes everybody,
that's her job.
1203
01:17:31,307 --> 01:17:33,867
She looks over here every 5 seconds.
1204
01:17:34,043 --> 01:17:35,908
-No.
-Ready?
1205
01:17:36,079 --> 01:17:38,377
-5, 4, 3--
-You wanna bet on it?
1206
01:17:38,548 --> 01:17:41,039
-I'll bet you a bag of pretzels.
-Okay.
1207
01:17:41,217 --> 01:17:43,310
5, 4, 3, 2...
1208
01:17:43,486 --> 01:17:46,580
-There it is.
-Okay. All right, that was a coincidence.
1209
01:17:46,756 --> 01:17:49,418
-5, 4, 3--
-Stop it. Stop it.
1210
01:17:49,592 --> 01:17:52,925
-Looked on 3. She's gonna come here.
-Excuse me.
1211
01:17:53,096 --> 01:17:56,588
-Can I get you anything?
-A bag of pretzels, please.
1212
01:17:57,633 --> 01:17:59,362
2, actually.
1213
01:18:13,316 --> 01:18:17,446
Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken.
Ready for your sponge bath?
1214
01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:19,588
Yes, please.
1215
01:18:28,564 --> 01:18:31,226
Hi, excuse me. Hi.
1216
01:18:31,401 --> 01:18:33,426
Could I ask you a question?
1217
01:18:33,603 --> 01:18:36,401
I'm looking for Dr. Copeland.
Is he here tonight?
1218
01:18:36,572 --> 01:18:40,338
-Not tonight, no.
-Sorry, Dr. Harrison Copeland.
1219
01:18:40,510 --> 01:18:42,273
Not tonight.
1220
01:18:42,979 --> 01:18:47,643
-Could you tell me where I could find him?
-Are you a patient? Is something wrong?
1221
01:18:53,022 --> 01:18:57,118
Look, can I ask you a question,
just woman to woman?
1222
01:18:58,494 --> 01:19:00,052
Okay.
1223
01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:06,297
Is Dr. Copeland married?
1224
01:19:07,203 --> 01:19:08,830
Not divorced or not separated...
1225
01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:12,634
just full-on married
to a woman named Pamela?
1226
01:19:16,446 --> 01:19:19,210
They just celebrated
their 15th anniversary.
1227
01:19:21,284 --> 01:19:22,979
Cardiology Center.
1228
01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:30,015
Los Angeles Hospital, may I help you?
1229
01:19:31,727 --> 01:19:34,696
Bistro Garden, early seating.
1230
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,170
Kara, I'm still here. I'm in L.A.
1231
01:19:46,342 --> 01:19:48,333
I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call.
1232
01:19:49,579 --> 01:19:52,241
May I have your attention, please?
I'm Sean's publicist...
1233
01:19:52,415 --> 01:19:55,612
and recently there has been a lot of
speculation about his future.
1234
01:19:55,785 --> 01:19:59,949
And rather than keep you all in suspense,
he will make a brief statement at this time.
1235
01:20:03,259 --> 01:20:05,887
-Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year.
-Cleaning up?
1236
01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:07,620
-I'm trying to be you.
-All right.
1237
01:20:07,797 --> 01:20:10,061
First off, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming.
1238
01:20:10,233 --> 01:20:13,964
I know it's Valentine's Day and you might
have other plans, so I'll be quick.
1239
01:20:14,137 --> 01:20:15,695
The clich�...
1240
01:20:15,872 --> 01:20:19,035
when someone's retiring
who doesn't wanna retire...
1241
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:23,008
is to say that it's because they wanna
spend more time with their family.
1242
01:20:23,179 --> 01:20:28,173
I don't have a family,
and with everything football has given me...
1243
01:20:28,618 --> 01:20:32,179
the biggest thing it's taken away is that.
1244
01:20:32,355 --> 01:20:35,722
Because of who I am...
1245
01:20:36,025 --> 01:20:37,151
because of my job...
1246
01:20:37,326 --> 01:20:40,921
I haven't been able to live the life
I want to.
1247
01:20:41,097 --> 01:20:44,931
With that in mind, I'll just say the thing
I came here to say.
1248
01:20:46,302 --> 01:20:47,462
I'm gay.
1249
01:20:50,206 --> 01:20:51,230
I knew it!
1250
01:20:51,407 --> 01:20:53,238
-Any questions?
-Are you kidding me?
1251
01:20:53,409 --> 01:20:56,640
And be cool, because I'm not above
kicking anybody's ass.
1252
01:20:56,812 --> 01:20:58,780
Sean, you for real?
1253
01:21:00,415 --> 01:21:02,111
First question.
1254
01:21:02,718 --> 01:21:04,948
Sean, come on, help me out.
1255
01:21:05,721 --> 01:21:07,086
Kelvin Moore, KVLA.
1256
01:21:07,857 --> 01:21:10,849
Sean, I'm confused here.
Are you saying that you're retiring?
1257
01:21:11,027 --> 01:21:13,461
Right, that.
1258
01:21:14,597 --> 01:21:18,363
No, Kelvin. No, I'm not retiring.
1259
01:21:18,701 --> 01:21:21,363
I'm gay, and I'm gonna play.
1260
01:21:32,481 --> 01:21:35,678
Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar.
1261
01:21:39,322 --> 01:21:41,620
-Rosato martini with soda, table 6.
-You got it.
1262
01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:46,387
I'm not really a waitress, I'm an actress.
I just did a day on Days of Our Lives.
1263
01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:50,324
-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Happy Valentine's to you.
1264
01:21:50,499 --> 01:21:52,296
-You look beautiful.
-Thank you.
1265
01:21:54,737 --> 01:21:56,830
-Thank you.
-Olivia's gonna need braces.
1266
01:21:57,006 --> 01:21:58,064
Well, that makes sense.
1267
01:21:58,241 --> 01:22:00,573
-I had them, you had them.
-I know.
1268
01:22:03,045 --> 01:22:04,672
Bistro Gardens restaurant.
1269
01:22:05,448 --> 01:22:06,472
Good evening.
1270
01:22:09,585 --> 01:22:11,382
-Hi.
-Harrison?
1271
01:22:11,554 --> 01:22:13,715
-Are you okay?
-Excuse me. Excuse--
1272
01:22:13,889 --> 01:22:15,857
-You all right, sir?
-You okay?
1273
01:22:16,025 --> 01:22:19,392
Great. Well, my name is Julia,
and I'm gonna be your server tonight.
1274
01:22:19,562 --> 01:22:21,553
Why don't I get started
with a few specials?
1275
01:22:21,731 --> 01:22:23,062
Yes, please.
1276
01:22:23,232 --> 01:22:27,532
Tonight the chef is featuring a dish
that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig.
1277
01:22:28,237 --> 01:22:31,007
You're kidding. How is that cooked?
1278
01:22:31,107 --> 01:22:34,107
He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles...
1279
01:22:34,277 --> 01:22:37,838
and he chops them up really finely,
teeny, tiny pieces.
1280
01:22:38,014 --> 01:22:42,041
And then he takes those testicles,
and he pulverizes them...
1281
01:22:42,218 --> 01:22:44,880
and adds in a little arugula,
some sage...
1282
01:22:45,054 --> 01:22:47,852
feta cheese, and shoves the mixture...
1283
01:22:48,024 --> 01:22:50,049
back up the pig's--
1284
01:22:50,226 --> 01:22:52,387
Well, for lack of a better word, ass.
1285
01:22:54,397 --> 01:22:58,231
-Really?
-Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart...
1286
01:22:58,401 --> 01:23:00,926
the cold, useless, tiny, little heart...
1287
01:23:01,103 --> 01:23:05,199
then fillets it on either side
and it's a nice amuse-bouche.
1288
01:23:07,009 --> 01:23:09,842
-I'll have the salmon.
-Good choice.
1289
01:23:10,012 --> 01:23:11,707
For you, sir?
1290
01:23:11,881 --> 01:23:14,577
I'm not-- I don't-- I don't know.
1291
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:18,516
Just so you know,
the heart of the pig...
1292
01:23:18,688 --> 01:23:20,815
little something like this.
1293
01:23:26,729 --> 01:23:27,753
Did we get a toy?
1294
01:23:28,464 --> 01:23:32,958
Maybe I'll give you a little time
to juggle the choices, sir.
1295
01:23:42,078 --> 01:23:43,773
Nicely done.
1296
01:23:43,946 --> 01:23:47,006
Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin
really loves your class.
1297
01:23:47,183 --> 01:23:50,584
-He's got a great imagination.
-Yeah.
1298
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,512
So I guess we'll charge these to--
1299
01:23:52,688 --> 01:23:55,350
-Charge these to my friend over there.
-I figured.
1300
01:23:55,524 --> 01:23:57,583
I put in some lobster tails
and a cheesecake.
1301
01:23:58,627 --> 01:24:00,458
Thank you, Amos.
1302
01:24:15,978 --> 01:24:17,946
And then maybe these?
1303
01:24:18,781 --> 01:24:21,648
Put that ticket right--
Put it where you're looking. Yep.
1304
01:24:21,817 --> 01:24:25,776
Yep. Great. Thank you.
Now let me take that thing.
1305
01:24:25,955 --> 01:24:28,515
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
1306
01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:32,859
Crap. Just go.
1307
01:24:33,028 --> 01:24:36,589
Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant
in Los Angeles. How may I help you?
1308
01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:40,925
Hi. This is Rehka speaking.
1309
01:24:47,176 --> 01:24:50,509
-Hey, Liz.
-Hi.
1310
01:24:52,681 --> 01:24:53,807
-Hey.
-Hey.
1311
01:24:53,983 --> 01:24:56,474
I made it. Cannot even believe it.
1312
01:24:56,652 --> 01:24:58,347
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
1313
01:24:58,521 --> 01:25:00,648
-Hi.
-Sorry.
1314
01:25:01,023 --> 01:25:02,916
Liz, you look beautiful.
1315
01:25:03,092 --> 01:25:06,823
Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip
out of the office coincided very nicely...
1316
01:25:06,996 --> 01:25:10,227
with my "haul ass home
and throw on something festive" plan, so...
1317
01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:11,423
You look wonderful.
1318
01:25:14,904 --> 01:25:16,166
Hi.
1319
01:25:16,338 --> 01:25:17,362
-So--
-I was think--
1320
01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:20,100
-What? Did you want--?
-Sorry. Go ahead. No, you first.
1321
01:25:20,276 --> 01:25:21,504
-Please. You should.
-You--
1322
01:25:21,677 --> 01:25:24,237
Okay. You don't wanna
be an agent, do you?
1323
01:25:24,413 --> 01:25:26,381
No, but I may need an agent...
1324
01:25:26,549 --> 01:25:31,418
so I figure might as well
learn the business while I'm agentless.
1325
01:25:31,587 --> 01:25:34,556
Good evening, sir, ma'am.
Welcome to The Blvd.
1326
01:25:34,723 --> 01:25:37,055
Would you like the 4-course
Sweetheart's Menu...
1327
01:25:37,226 --> 01:25:40,889
-or the 8-course Eternal Love?
-Slow down.
1328
01:25:41,063 --> 01:25:44,055
Is there, like, a one-course
"Only Been Dating For Two Weeks...
1329
01:25:44,233 --> 01:25:46,701
But It Looks Promising" option?
1330
01:25:47,436 --> 01:25:49,233
Because...
1331
01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:50,804
I'm kidding.
1332
01:25:50,973 --> 01:25:54,374
I realize that, sir.
I'll come back when you're serious.
1333
01:25:56,111 --> 01:25:58,511
He's your biggest fan.
1334
01:25:58,848 --> 01:26:00,645
Hello? That's my water.
1335
01:26:01,617 --> 01:26:04,814
You know, I didn't touch mine,
so why don't you go ahead and have it?
1336
01:26:04,987 --> 01:26:06,682
Happy Valentine's Day.
1337
01:26:06,856 --> 01:26:08,221
Well, same to you.
1338
01:26:08,390 --> 01:26:09,721
-Charlie!
-What?
1339
01:26:09,892 --> 01:26:11,792
She said happy Valentine's Day.
1340
01:26:11,961 --> 01:26:13,155
-Look--
-I can't talk now?
1341
01:26:13,329 --> 01:26:15,058
I'm sorry this place is such a zoo.
1342
01:26:15,231 --> 01:26:19,065
It's fine. I mean, they're fighting,
they're mating, and I'm in the zoo with you.
1343
01:26:23,239 --> 01:26:24,672
God.
1344
01:26:26,876 --> 01:26:30,471
Jason, I really like you...
1345
01:26:30,646 --> 01:26:33,843
and I was-- I just...
1346
01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:37,813
I'm just wondering how you feel...
1347
01:26:38,254 --> 01:26:39,915
about the idea of...
1348
01:26:42,424 --> 01:26:44,949
God. I've gotta--
I'm gonna take this outside.
1349
01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:48,028
-Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah.
-I'm sorry. Thank you.
1350
01:26:48,197 --> 01:26:49,323
Go ahead.
1351
01:26:49,498 --> 01:26:52,058
-Be right back.
-Sure.
1352
01:26:58,974 --> 01:27:01,101
All right, Stanley, listen to me.
1353
01:27:01,277 --> 01:27:04,041
We're gonna make this hard,
and we're gonna make this fast.
1354
01:27:04,213 --> 01:27:06,681
Yes, we can get you
2 adjoining rooms.
1355
01:27:06,849 --> 01:27:09,613
Yes. But with the door open,
you still have to pay for both.
1356
01:27:09,785 --> 01:27:11,810
Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi.
1357
01:27:11,987 --> 01:27:14,012
Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire.
1358
01:27:14,189 --> 01:27:15,451
-How many checking in?
-2.
1359
01:27:15,624 --> 01:27:16,648
-2?
-I mean 1.
1360
01:27:16,825 --> 01:27:20,158
Well, technically, it's 2.
1 person and Carmine, my dog.
1361
01:27:20,329 --> 01:27:22,854
A person and a dog.
Okay, that would be our pleasure.
1362
01:27:23,032 --> 01:27:24,056
Okay.
1363
01:27:24,233 --> 01:27:26,394
And by the way,
happy Valentine's Day.
1364
01:27:27,436 --> 01:27:29,028
You too.
1365
01:27:30,639 --> 01:27:33,574
And Julia's not even in love
with that guy.
1366
01:27:34,176 --> 01:27:35,268
How do you know that?
1367
01:27:35,444 --> 01:27:39,847
She was too calm about the whole thing.
I mean, always under control.
1368
01:27:40,015 --> 01:27:41,277
Listen:
1369
01:27:41,450 --> 01:27:45,580
"The way of love is
not a subtle argument.
1370
01:27:45,754 --> 01:27:49,588
The door there is devastation."
The master.
1371
01:27:49,758 --> 01:27:52,693
So according to Rumi,
love has to be devastating?
1372
01:27:52,861 --> 01:27:57,355
Listen. You don't step into love, my friend,
you fall in. Head over heels.
1373
01:27:57,533 --> 01:28:01,993
You ever seen somebody fall
head over heels in love for real, Reed?
1374
01:28:02,171 --> 01:28:05,163
It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.
1375
01:28:05,341 --> 01:28:08,003
Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left.
1376
01:28:08,177 --> 01:28:11,374
Make something happen
with somebody someplace.
1377
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:12,912
-Cookie?
-I'm good.
1378
01:28:13,082 --> 01:28:15,846
Day's not over yet, man. Give me some.
1379
01:28:16,452 --> 01:28:20,013
Hey, tell me something.
How'd you and your wife get it so right?
1380
01:28:20,956 --> 01:28:23,288
That's easy. I married my best friend.
1381
01:28:25,127 --> 01:28:26,617
Thought I was your best friend.
1382
01:28:26,795 --> 01:28:29,889
Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady.
1383
01:28:30,599 --> 01:28:33,090
-Night.
-Good night.
1384
01:28:33,569 --> 01:28:36,231
-Go give your wife those cookies.
-Best for the best.
1385
01:28:36,405 --> 01:28:39,966
Yeah. Best for the best.
1386
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,569
-Kate. Hey, have a great trip.
-Thanks. Nice meeting you.
1387
01:29:07,736 --> 01:29:09,397
Yeah.
1388
01:29:09,571 --> 01:29:11,766
-This is my taxi!
-No, no, I been waiting.
1389
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:14,602
-I been waiting 45 minutes.
-Be a little patient, folks.
1390
01:29:18,681 --> 01:29:20,672
-Hey, Redmond.
-Welcome back, Mr. Wilson.
1391
01:29:20,849 --> 01:29:22,976
-Did you have to wait long?
-Not long at all.
1392
01:29:23,152 --> 01:29:25,211
-Check any bags?
-No.
1393
01:29:28,957 --> 01:29:31,050
They're right through there.
1394
01:29:39,835 --> 01:29:41,097
May I help you, captain?
1395
01:29:42,171 --> 01:29:43,638
Thank you.
1396
01:29:44,740 --> 01:29:45,764
You okay?
1397
01:29:45,941 --> 01:29:50,037
No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle,
it's gonna take 9 stops to get to my house.
1398
01:29:50,212 --> 01:29:53,704
Thought I'd pay for a cab, and I go there,
and the line's 2 miles long.
1399
01:29:53,882 --> 01:29:57,648
-Now I'm headed to the rental car place.
-Which is gonna take an hour.
1400
01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:58,912
-I'm gonna help.
-Really?
1401
01:29:59,088 --> 01:30:00,715
Yeah, I have a car.
1402
01:30:00,989 --> 01:30:02,149
I live in the Valley.
1403
01:30:02,324 --> 01:30:05,020
I want you to have it.
You traveled so far for a few hours.
1404
01:30:05,194 --> 01:30:07,685
You should spend every possible second
with this guy.
1405
01:30:07,863 --> 01:30:09,057
And it's already paid for.
1406
01:30:09,231 --> 01:30:11,597
Redmond will take you
wherever you need to go.
1407
01:30:11,767 --> 01:30:13,667
You just give him the address.
1408
01:30:16,405 --> 01:30:18,635
Thank you. Thank you.
1409
01:30:21,643 --> 01:30:23,474
He's a lucky man.
1410
01:30:28,183 --> 01:30:29,844
-Thank you.
-Bye.
1411
01:30:33,789 --> 01:30:36,519
Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping?
1412
01:30:36,692 --> 01:30:39,752
Is this about a boy
because it's Valentine's Day?
1413
01:30:39,928 --> 01:30:43,386
Did you get many valentines?
Sweetheart, don't be sad.
1414
01:30:43,565 --> 01:30:45,624
When the time is right, your father and I...
1415
01:30:45,801 --> 01:30:48,099
we are going to find you
a nice Indian boy.
1416
01:30:48,971 --> 01:30:52,065
Hey, cheer up, Rani.
I'll be your valentine.
1417
01:30:52,241 --> 01:30:54,232
Alex, please, for now,
be our delivery boy.
1418
01:30:54,409 --> 01:30:58,470
I have an Indian wedding,
and I have a private party going on.
1419
01:31:00,549 --> 01:31:01,880
Perfect.
1420
01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:03,711
Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle.
1421
01:31:03,886 --> 01:31:07,185
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
1422
01:31:07,356 --> 01:31:08,380
Excuse me.
1423
01:31:08,557 --> 01:31:12,118
You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl,
blue dress, come through here?
1424
01:31:12,294 --> 01:31:17,027
-Are you a guest of the hotel, or...?
-No, we were at the early seating.
1425
01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:20,191
Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone,
and she just went out that way.
1426
01:31:20,369 --> 01:31:22,599
-Okay. Thanks.
-Yeah, no problem.
1427
01:31:23,472 --> 01:31:26,464
Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley.
1428
01:31:26,642 --> 01:31:28,872
You know what's gonna happen
when you do.
1429
01:31:29,044 --> 01:31:31,137
Sugar and your little kitty cat...
1430
01:31:31,747 --> 01:31:36,241
We're gonna lick you
all up and down.
1431
01:31:36,418 --> 01:31:41,151
Scratchy little tongues
going up and down your--
1432
01:31:44,393 --> 01:31:49,057
Stanley, I'm gonna have to have
a mint julep to cool down after that one.
1433
01:31:49,231 --> 01:31:52,462
Talk to you next time. Thank you.
1434
01:31:52,868 --> 01:31:53,892
God.
1435
01:31:54,069 --> 01:31:57,197
That is a really unusual way
to talk to your boss.
1436
01:31:57,372 --> 01:32:00,808
-It's not what you think.
-Really? Awesome.
1437
01:32:00,976 --> 01:32:05,845
Because what I think it is is you leaving me
to talk dirty to your boyfriend, Stanley. So--
1438
01:32:06,014 --> 01:32:07,811
-No, no, no.
-What a relief to know...
1439
01:32:07,983 --> 01:32:11,475
you're not someone who licks people
with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
1440
01:32:11,653 --> 01:32:14,622
I moonlight
as an adult-phone entertainer.
1441
01:32:15,858 --> 01:32:18,986
-Like phone sex?
-Yes.
1442
01:32:21,263 --> 01:32:24,130
This is the busiest day of the year
for phone sex.
1443
01:32:24,299 --> 01:32:25,425
Surprise.
1444
01:32:29,771 --> 01:32:31,295
Why didn't you tell me?
1445
01:32:32,574 --> 01:32:33,973
Okay.
1446
01:32:34,142 --> 01:32:38,806
I'm broke. I have a hundred-K student loan
I have no idea how I'm going to pay off.
1447
01:32:38,981 --> 01:32:40,243
I have no health insurance.
1448
01:32:40,415 --> 01:32:42,940
So if you know of a job
that will pay a poetry major...
1449
01:32:43,118 --> 01:32:47,214
more than $40 an hour,
with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
1450
01:32:47,389 --> 01:32:48,754
Okay.
1451
01:32:49,358 --> 01:32:52,384
-I'm out.
-Are you gonna call me?
1452
01:32:52,561 --> 01:32:55,359
Well, you know,
I'd like to say yes, but...
1453
01:32:55,864 --> 01:32:58,025
I don't know if I can afford it.
1454
01:32:58,500 --> 01:32:59,967
I'm sorry, that was-- I'm sorry.
1455
01:33:01,470 --> 01:33:04,906
Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
I'm just-- This is, like...
1456
01:33:05,073 --> 01:33:06,734
This is way too much for me, okay?
1457
01:33:07,542 --> 01:33:08,873
I'm from Muncie, Indiana.
1458
01:33:09,044 --> 01:33:11,478
Like, the wildest thing I ever did was...
1459
01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:14,642
leave Muncie, Indiana.
1460
01:33:15,017 --> 01:33:17,542
-Look, this is me, it's not you.
-Yeah.
1461
01:33:18,153 --> 01:33:19,177
I just...
1462
01:33:20,989 --> 01:33:22,547
I'm sorry, Liz.
1463
01:33:28,430 --> 01:33:31,207
Welcome to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
1464
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:34,027
Enjoy your romantic evening.
1465
01:33:34,202 --> 01:33:37,660
Please, everyone form a single-file line.
1466
01:33:41,276 --> 01:33:44,211
She said she would meet me
right before showtime. Here it is...
1467
01:33:44,379 --> 01:33:45,846
but she's not here yet, and--
1468
01:33:46,014 --> 01:33:48,073
I got her these flowers
because I'm so sorry.
1469
01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:51,879
I mean, it was a small fire.
It's a small dog. Everything's fine, and--
1470
01:33:52,621 --> 01:33:54,748
We're sold out.
1471
01:33:54,923 --> 01:33:58,859
I'm sorry, sir, but we are completely
sold out. Only pre-sold tickets.
1472
01:33:59,027 --> 01:34:01,359
No, you don't understand.
I need a ticket tonight.
1473
01:34:01,530 --> 01:34:03,964
But I mean, I packed a basket.
It's got her favorite.
1474
01:34:04,132 --> 01:34:05,895
-Ham hocks and squid and--
-Actually...
1475
01:34:06,068 --> 01:34:08,263
you know what, sir?
1476
01:34:08,437 --> 01:34:10,132
I have an extra ticket.
1477
01:34:10,305 --> 01:34:12,773
-That's your ticket?
-That's my ticket.
1478
01:34:12,941 --> 01:34:17,310
It's your lucky night. Have a great time.
All right, everyone, we are sold out.
1479
01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:20,448
-So who do I thank?
-Jason, from Indiana.
1480
01:34:20,615 --> 01:34:22,276
Edgar, from New York.
1481
01:34:22,451 --> 01:34:25,887
Yeah, my wife and I used to come here
every Valentine's Day, but--
1482
01:34:26,054 --> 01:34:28,181
Well, except tonight.
1483
01:34:28,357 --> 01:34:31,622
Well, you know,
I had the extra ticket, so...
1484
01:34:31,793 --> 01:34:34,591
On Valentine's Day.
Well, there's gotta be a story there.
1485
01:34:34,763 --> 01:34:37,323
Well, yeah, not a good one.
1486
01:34:37,499 --> 01:34:40,798
Pretty much the worst
Valentine's Day story of all time.
1487
01:34:40,969 --> 01:34:42,664
You wanna bet?
1488
01:34:42,838 --> 01:34:43,862
Thank you, officers.
1489
01:34:44,039 --> 01:34:46,303
-Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful.
-Thank you.
1490
01:34:46,475 --> 01:34:48,170
Siena Bouquet.
1491
01:34:49,444 --> 01:34:52,277
Yeah, we're still open
for about another hour.
1492
01:34:52,447 --> 01:34:54,039
Mister?
1493
01:34:54,850 --> 01:35:00,379
You owe me flowers.
1494
01:35:06,028 --> 01:35:07,052
Where we taking them?
1495
01:35:16,805 --> 01:35:20,366
Okay, I'm gonna go now.
Have a nice life.
1496
01:35:27,449 --> 01:35:28,939
You came.
1497
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:33,119
What happened?
1498
01:35:46,701 --> 01:35:48,293
He's married.
1499
01:36:18,467 --> 01:36:21,027
Now that's open-heart surgery.
1500
01:36:22,838 --> 01:36:24,396
-Peppermint Pattie?
-Yep.
1501
01:36:27,609 --> 01:36:30,976
Don't step on the people,
step on the grass.
1502
01:36:31,146 --> 01:36:32,875
Step on the grass.
1503
01:36:33,048 --> 01:36:35,175
This telephone girl, you like her?
1504
01:36:37,185 --> 01:36:40,552
Thought maybe she had the trifecta.
1505
01:36:41,022 --> 01:36:43,115
Trifecta? What's that?
1506
01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:45,486
You know,
it's like the big 3 S's.
1507
01:36:45,660 --> 01:36:49,289
Smart, sensitive, sexy.
1508
01:36:49,965 --> 01:36:51,227
That's my trifecta.
1509
01:36:53,368 --> 01:36:54,596
Her?
1510
01:36:54,769 --> 01:36:56,430
You mean, like, literally, that--?
1511
01:36:56,605 --> 01:37:00,041
-Literally. Her.
-She was hot.
1512
01:37:00,775 --> 01:37:02,265
Still is.
1513
01:37:08,950 --> 01:37:10,042
Hey, hey.
1514
01:37:10,218 --> 01:37:11,549
-You guys came!
-You're here!
1515
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:14,154
I thought you were going out
with your new boyfriend.
1516
01:37:14,322 --> 01:37:16,586
I thought you had a date
with your old boyfriend.
1517
01:37:16,758 --> 01:37:17,816
Same guy.
1518
01:37:17,993 --> 01:37:19,017
-No.
-Not surprised.
1519
01:37:19,194 --> 01:37:22,459
Booked back-to-back at the same
restaurant. Thought we wouldn't notice.
1520
01:37:22,631 --> 01:37:24,394
-What?
-Please lead me to the alcohol.
1521
01:37:24,566 --> 01:37:27,558
-Right here. Sit down.
-We are gonna take good care of you.
1522
01:37:27,736 --> 01:37:29,260
What happened to the pi�ata?
1523
01:37:29,437 --> 01:37:33,635
-It got what it deserved.
-More sad and lonely people.
1524
01:37:33,808 --> 01:37:35,469
-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Elise.
1525
01:37:36,044 --> 01:37:39,639
I'm driving around, looking in all
the places he's probably gonna be, but...
1526
01:37:39,814 --> 01:37:41,679
Anyways, like I said, just call me back.
1527
01:37:41,850 --> 01:37:45,911
But no big deal, I've got it under control,
so I'll find him.
1528
01:37:46,655 --> 01:37:49,419
I've found him! Found him.
1529
01:37:49,591 --> 01:37:52,754
My God, he's in a van. Shit!
What are you doing in a van?
1530
01:37:52,928 --> 01:37:54,520
Edison!
1531
01:37:55,864 --> 01:37:57,855
Burn, baby, burn!
1532
01:37:58,033 --> 01:37:59,057
Justin Levy.
1533
01:37:59,234 --> 01:38:01,498
Broke up with me
on the morning of my birthday...
1534
01:38:01,670 --> 01:38:04,468
still showed up to my party.
1535
01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:06,635
Burn, baby, burn!
1536
01:38:07,409 --> 01:38:09,172
Ivonne Quinteros.
1537
01:38:09,344 --> 01:38:12,905
Dumped me for the piano player
at the Beverly Wilshire.
1538
01:38:13,081 --> 01:38:15,515
-2 hours ago.
-Charlie.
1539
01:38:15,684 --> 01:38:20,348
-Burn, baby, burn!
-Fire marshal know about this burning pot?
1540
01:38:20,522 --> 01:38:22,786
-Hey, Kelvin.
-Hey.
1541
01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:24,050
Back to the wine.
1542
01:38:24,226 --> 01:38:26,717
-What are you doing here?
-I had a little time...
1543
01:38:26,895 --> 01:38:30,558
before my 10:00 broadcast, somebody
said there was a gathering of my people.
1544
01:38:30,732 --> 01:38:33,166
-How did you find us?
-Heather.
1545
01:38:33,335 --> 01:38:37,032
Right, right. Well, welcome.
1546
01:38:37,205 --> 01:38:39,969
-Hi. I'm Julia.
-I'm Kelvin.
1547
01:38:40,141 --> 01:38:43,770
-Hi. So you guys know each other?
-Yes.
1548
01:38:43,945 --> 01:38:46,243
What misadventure of the heart
brings you here?
1549
01:38:46,414 --> 01:38:48,746
Actually, I'm Kara's date.
1550
01:38:50,118 --> 01:38:53,417
-Fascinating.
-Yeah.
1551
01:39:03,598 --> 01:39:06,089
-Edison!
-All right, buddy.
1552
01:39:06,268 --> 01:39:09,101
-Don't move!
-I'm really, really sorry.
1553
01:39:09,271 --> 01:39:12,001
Okay, but you can't do that to me.
Do you understand?
1554
01:39:12,173 --> 01:39:14,869
I know, I know.
But this was really important.
1555
01:39:15,043 --> 01:39:17,841
-She had to get her flowers.
-Is everything okay?
1556
01:39:18,013 --> 01:39:20,709
-Yeah, I'm his babysitter.
-I'm his florist.
1557
01:39:22,484 --> 01:39:25,544
Look, I'm glad you're okay.
1558
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:27,688
Do you want me to come in there
with you?
1559
01:39:27,856 --> 01:39:31,348
No. I think this is one of those things
I have to do myself.
1560
01:39:33,194 --> 01:39:35,287
I've been driving Holden for a long time.
1561
01:39:35,463 --> 01:39:38,057
He's never given his car up for anybody.
1562
01:39:38,233 --> 01:39:40,258
You must be pretty special.
1563
01:39:41,736 --> 01:39:45,570
Over? Why do you keep
talking like it's over?
1564
01:39:46,141 --> 01:39:48,132
I love you.
1565
01:39:50,145 --> 01:39:51,772
Edgar!
1566
01:39:53,715 --> 01:39:56,741
-Hey, get out of the way!
-I'll always love you.
1567
01:39:56,918 --> 01:39:58,943
-Edgar!
-Excuse me.
1568
01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:00,712
Down in front!
1569
01:40:00,889 --> 01:40:02,857
Edgar, where are you?
I know you're out there.
1570
01:40:04,392 --> 01:40:07,122
-Who the hell is Edgar?
-He is my husband, and shut your mouth.
1571
01:40:07,295 --> 01:40:10,492
-Edgar, answer me.
-Answer her, Edgar.
1572
01:40:10,665 --> 01:40:14,032
-Lady, I can't see through you.
-Edgar, where are you?
1573
01:40:14,602 --> 01:40:17,070
-Estelle!
-Edgar, answer me.
1574
01:40:17,238 --> 01:40:19,729
-Estelle!
-That must be Edgar.
1575
01:40:20,375 --> 01:40:22,673
I'm here! I'm coming.
1576
01:40:24,045 --> 01:40:25,569
Sorry.
1577
01:40:25,747 --> 01:40:28,614
-I see.
-Hey, run lower!
1578
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:34,286
Listen to me. I know I let you down.
1579
01:40:34,456 --> 01:40:36,549
Maybe you don't think
I deserve forgiveness...
1580
01:40:36,725 --> 01:40:40,422
but you're gonna give it to me anyway,
because when you love someone...
1581
01:40:40,595 --> 01:40:44,326
-you love all of them. That's the job.
-I know that now.
1582
01:40:44,499 --> 01:40:46,091
I'm so sorry.
1583
01:40:46,267 --> 01:40:48,895
And now, please, you gotta love
everything about them.
1584
01:40:49,070 --> 01:40:51,334
Not just the good things,
but the bad things too.
1585
01:40:51,506 --> 01:40:54,771
The things that you find lovable,
and the things that you don't find lovable.
1586
01:40:55,743 --> 01:40:57,275
I understand.
1587
01:40:57,445 --> 01:40:59,743
I'll never leave you.
1588
01:41:24,005 --> 01:41:26,337
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
1589
01:41:26,508 --> 01:41:30,035
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
1590
01:41:30,211 --> 01:41:33,942
Then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
1591
01:41:34,115 --> 01:41:37,676
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
1592
01:41:37,852 --> 01:41:40,116
And so you're back from outer space
1593
01:41:40,288 --> 01:41:43,689
Julia, I found this little friend of Rani's,
and I think he's looking for you.
1594
01:41:43,858 --> 01:41:44,882
I'm not little.
1595
01:41:45,059 --> 01:41:48,517
Edison, are you okay?
Does somebody know that you're here?
1596
01:41:48,696 --> 01:41:50,687
Yeah, my babysitter's outside.
1597
01:41:50,865 --> 01:41:52,093
Okay.
1598
01:41:52,267 --> 01:41:54,098
-Now go
-Go
1599
01:41:54,269 --> 01:41:56,100
-Walk out the door
-Out that door
1600
01:41:56,271 --> 01:41:58,330
Just turn around now
1601
01:41:59,174 --> 01:42:01,039
This is for you.
1602
01:42:02,610 --> 01:42:05,545
-For me?
-You're my valentine.
1603
01:42:11,553 --> 01:42:13,043
Thank you.
1604
01:42:15,423 --> 01:42:17,423
This is beautiful.
1605
01:42:17,592 --> 01:42:18,786
Wha--?
1606
01:42:19,461 --> 01:42:22,953
Are you sure that I am really the person
that you wanna give this to?
1607
01:42:23,131 --> 01:42:26,532
Yeah. I mean, I think so.
1608
01:42:26,701 --> 01:42:27,725
Why?
1609
01:42:27,902 --> 01:42:32,566
Well, when you pick a valentine you have to
be sure that you choose the right person.
1610
01:42:32,740 --> 01:42:36,540
Or else you could be overlooking someone
who's even more special to you.
1611
01:42:39,314 --> 01:42:42,875
Rani? But I don't love her. I love you.
1612
01:42:43,051 --> 01:42:46,111
Is it our age difference
that keeps you from going:
1613
01:42:46,287 --> 01:42:48,152
Boom, boom, boom.
1614
01:42:48,323 --> 01:42:49,551
Yeah, a little bit.
1615
01:42:49,724 --> 01:42:53,251
Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow.
1616
01:42:53,428 --> 01:42:55,157
Well, then, no, it's not your height.
1617
01:42:55,330 --> 01:42:58,925
It's just it wouldn't be right,
because I know Rani likes you.
1618
01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:02,331
Really?
Well, I like her a lot too.
1619
01:43:02,504 --> 01:43:05,803
She's the only other 5th-grader
who has Frank Zappa on her iPod.
1620
01:43:05,974 --> 01:43:08,204
-See?
-And she loves giraffes.
1621
01:43:08,376 --> 01:43:10,844
See, giraffes, it's something you guys
have in common.
1622
01:43:11,012 --> 01:43:13,412
See, it's things like that
that can turn a friend...
1623
01:43:13,581 --> 01:43:16,812
from someone that you like
into someone that you love.
1624
01:43:17,719 --> 01:43:19,914
Has that ever happened to you,
Miss Fitzpatrick?
1625
01:43:26,127 --> 01:43:27,355
Hello?
1626
01:43:29,797 --> 01:43:33,233
Hey, hey
1627
01:43:36,971 --> 01:43:39,565
Back to the chocolate!
1628
01:43:40,308 --> 01:43:41,468
I am the chocolate.
1629
01:43:41,643 --> 01:43:44,612
You are.
Thank you so much for coming.
1630
01:43:44,779 --> 01:43:48,408
You are the most special valentine
I have ever had.
1631
01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:55,317
-But it was great. And bye.
-Bye.
1632
01:43:57,125 --> 01:43:59,593
-Don't know how to do that.
-I'll teach you.
1633
01:43:59,761 --> 01:44:02,161
-There you go. Right on...
There it is. Close. -Okay.
1634
01:44:02,330 --> 01:44:04,161
I know, you gotta go to work.
1635
01:44:04,332 --> 01:44:05,959
Bolly, bolly!
1636
01:44:06,134 --> 01:44:09,160
[Anju Ramapriyam's
Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours]
1637
01:44:12,307 --> 01:44:14,798
Here. Happy Valentine's Day.
1638
01:44:16,911 --> 01:44:21,177
I don't usually go for girls my own age,
but you're pretty cool.
1639
01:44:22,616 --> 01:44:24,077
Thanks.
1640
01:44:28,790 --> 01:44:31,258
I don't really have anything else to say.
1641
01:44:31,926 --> 01:44:36,056
Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong
1642
01:44:36,230 --> 01:44:39,859
Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
1643
01:44:46,608 --> 01:44:47,836
I saw Edison.
1644
01:44:48,009 --> 01:44:50,068
I tipped the valet
to keep an eye on him.
1645
01:44:50,244 --> 01:44:52,644
I have the delivery van
set up over there.
1646
01:44:52,814 --> 01:44:56,113
We could take a trip to Mulholland.
Come check it out.
1647
01:44:56,284 --> 01:44:59,005
Alex, can I...
can I be honest with you?
1648
01:44:59,484 --> 01:45:01,415
I love it when you're honest.
1649
01:45:01,756 --> 01:45:04,122
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
1650
01:45:05,059 --> 01:45:08,187
-Lie to me.
-No, look, I'm serious.
1651
01:45:11,466 --> 01:45:14,060
Signed, sealed, delivered
1652
01:45:14,235 --> 01:45:15,998
I'm gonna go now.
1653
01:45:18,740 --> 01:45:21,504
Signed, sealed, delivered
1654
01:45:21,676 --> 01:45:23,075
Bye.
1655
01:45:26,814 --> 01:45:30,807
I guess that I thought that if we did this,
we'd have this special bond...
1656
01:45:30,985 --> 01:45:34,682
and now I'm realizing that something
like this you can't just plan, you know?
1657
01:45:34,856 --> 01:45:36,653
It has to happen.
1658
01:45:37,358 --> 01:45:39,656
I mean, we have a chance
to make it happen.
1659
01:45:39,827 --> 01:45:43,763
But did you hear what you said,
"make it happen"?
1660
01:45:43,931 --> 01:45:47,423
We shouldn't have to make it happen.
1661
01:45:48,202 --> 01:45:50,363
Look, sit.
1662
01:45:50,805 --> 01:45:54,639
This is so sweet, and...
1663
01:45:54,809 --> 01:45:57,903
Look, Alex, I love you. I just--
1664
01:45:58,780 --> 01:46:00,975
I really think we should wait.
1665
01:46:01,449 --> 01:46:02,575
I'm sorry.
1666
01:46:04,819 --> 01:46:08,118
It's okay. I love you too.
1667
01:46:09,123 --> 01:46:10,556
And...
1668
01:46:12,126 --> 01:46:14,117
we can still make out.
1669
01:46:29,744 --> 01:46:30,870
Bye.
1670
01:47:31,038 --> 01:47:35,407
Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have
a good reason for calling me this late.
1671
01:47:37,311 --> 01:47:39,176
You want me to do what?
1672
01:47:39,981 --> 01:47:42,506
Boy, do you know who you're talking to?
1673
01:47:46,788 --> 01:47:49,052
Vladimir.
1674
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:55,190
Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir.
1675
01:47:55,363 --> 01:48:00,291
You don't know what rough is until
you've dealt with a true African queen.
1676
01:48:00,568 --> 01:48:02,900
Let me get my stick.
1677
01:48:04,105 --> 01:48:05,800
Kneel to Nzinga!
1678
01:48:13,748 --> 01:48:16,444
Attention, I'm going home now.
1679
01:48:16,617 --> 01:48:19,677
But I wanted to say goodnight
to the world's greatest boss...
1680
01:48:19,854 --> 01:48:22,982
and tell him that we all love him.
1681
01:48:27,461 --> 01:48:29,224
Good night, Nikki.
1682
01:49:40,735 --> 01:49:42,134
You saw.
1683
01:49:42,904 --> 01:49:44,337
Yeah.
1684
01:49:47,642 --> 01:49:50,543
I'd like to take to comment
on the story that we broke earlier.
1685
01:49:50,711 --> 01:49:52,679
Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson...
1686
01:49:52,847 --> 01:49:55,611
has popped the lock on the closet
and come out.
1687
01:49:55,783 --> 01:49:59,719
What does this mean? Will there be more
house music played in the locker room?
1688
01:49:59,887 --> 01:50:03,152
These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's
name is likely to be remembered...
1689
01:50:03,324 --> 01:50:06,589
alongside Jackie Robinson,
Muhammad Ali, and Billie Jean King...
1690
01:50:06,761 --> 01:50:09,195
who endured their share
of trash-talking as well.
1691
01:50:09,363 --> 01:50:13,299
But let's allow future generations to decide
where to place Sean Jackson in history.
1692
01:50:13,467 --> 01:50:16,027
But let's be clear:
It's not about defiance...
1693
01:50:16,203 --> 01:50:19,195
it's about what a man will do for love.
1694
01:50:19,373 --> 01:50:22,536
I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically.
1695
01:50:22,710 --> 01:50:23,768
-Jeez.
-Thank you.
1696
01:50:23,945 --> 01:50:25,071
Good night.
1697
01:50:25,780 --> 01:50:27,975
And that's it for tonight's news.
1698
01:50:28,149 --> 01:50:34,247
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.
Sherry Donaldson for KVLA, channel 13.
1699
01:50:34,422 --> 01:50:35,719
-Good. Hey, man.
-Excellent.
1700
01:50:35,890 --> 01:50:38,381
-Hey, way to go, bro.
-Cue music, cue logo.
1701
01:50:38,559 --> 01:50:40,026
You sneaky little cupid.
1702
01:50:40,194 --> 01:50:42,662
You got romantic after all, didn't you?
1703
01:50:42,830 --> 01:50:45,424
I may get a few letters on that,
but I got your back.
1704
01:50:45,599 --> 01:50:47,794
-Thank you.
-Happy Valentine's Day, Kelvin.
1705
01:50:47,969 --> 01:50:49,163
Same to you.
1706
01:50:49,337 --> 01:50:52,636
Well, those stairs never looked so good.
1707
01:50:53,841 --> 01:50:57,208
Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson.
1708
01:51:12,460 --> 01:51:14,325
Just a second.
1709
01:51:20,167 --> 01:51:21,794
Who is it?
1710
01:51:24,338 --> 01:51:25,566
You forgot your camera.
1711
01:51:29,443 --> 01:51:30,501
Can I come in?
1712
01:51:34,682 --> 01:51:36,274
Sure.
1713
01:51:39,754 --> 01:51:42,746
Jason, I feel bad about
how you found out about my job.
1714
01:51:42,923 --> 01:51:44,823
It was awkward, and I'm sorry.
1715
01:51:44,992 --> 01:51:47,187
But that is the only thing
that I apologize for.
1716
01:51:47,361 --> 01:51:50,762
No. I should be the one apologizing.
1717
01:51:51,532 --> 01:51:57,164
If you want to be
a adult phone entertainer...
1718
01:51:57,471 --> 01:51:58,597
that's cool.
1719
01:51:59,607 --> 01:52:00,972
I don't know, Jason.
1720
01:52:01,142 --> 01:52:04,839
When you found out something about me
you didn't like, you judged me and bailed.
1721
01:52:05,012 --> 01:52:07,913
I don't think that's a promising
foundation for a relationship.
1722
01:52:08,082 --> 01:52:11,779
You know what? You're right.
I just spent all night in a cemetery.
1723
01:52:11,952 --> 01:52:14,477
And I actually learned something.
1724
01:52:15,156 --> 01:52:16,350
In a relationship...
1725
01:52:16,524 --> 01:52:18,822
you have to accept the other person...
1726
01:52:18,993 --> 01:52:22,520
for all of what they are,
not just the parts that are easy to like.
1727
01:52:22,696 --> 01:52:24,804
And you're stupid
1728
01:52:25,006 --> 01:52:28,134
if you turn your back
on something as important...
1729
01:52:29,136 --> 01:52:30,160
as...
1730
01:52:32,907 --> 01:52:34,169
love.
1731
01:52:37,812 --> 01:52:41,805
So I bought this for you. At the store.
1732
01:52:51,425 --> 01:52:53,416
And this one goes...
1733
01:53:11,378 --> 01:53:14,472
Sugar can't answer the phone right now.
1734
01:53:15,683 --> 01:53:19,278
She's got to make love
to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day.
1735
01:53:24,525 --> 01:53:27,653
And, for the record, this is what I like.
1736
01:53:27,828 --> 01:53:29,693
Simple.
1737
01:53:41,342 --> 01:53:42,604
Yeah.
1738
01:53:43,277 --> 01:53:45,745
Let's just keep it really simple.
1739
01:53:45,913 --> 01:53:49,280
-I also like make-up sex.
-What a coincidence.
1740
01:53:49,450 --> 01:53:50,644
-You too?
-Me too.
1741
01:53:50,818 --> 01:53:52,308
Yay!
1742
01:54:18,746 --> 01:54:20,043
Hi.
1743
01:54:23,851 --> 01:54:26,012
-Sorry.
-Yeah.
1744
01:54:27,955 --> 01:54:30,185
What are you doing with the flowers?
1745
01:54:30,724 --> 01:54:32,919
They're all the ones that nobody wants.
1746
01:54:33,093 --> 01:54:35,254
So you're giving them a second life?
1747
01:54:36,297 --> 01:54:38,822
Yeah, most shops throw them away.
1748
01:54:41,135 --> 01:54:45,902
I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's
gonna see them floating by and--
1749
01:54:46,073 --> 01:54:47,301
Yeah.
1750
01:54:47,474 --> 01:54:50,204
--wonder where they come from.
And the mystery of it all.
1751
01:54:50,377 --> 01:54:53,039
I used to actually put them together...
1752
01:54:54,014 --> 01:54:56,744
and practice new designs with them...
1753
01:54:56,917 --> 01:55:00,375
and drop them off at a random doorstep
with a note saying:
1754
01:55:00,554 --> 01:55:03,216
"Somebody out there loves you."
1755
01:55:03,557 --> 01:55:05,582
Then I got to thinking...
1756
01:55:06,927 --> 01:55:09,623
what if they found out
that someone was me?
1757
01:55:10,197 --> 01:55:12,461
Would they want me to be the one that
loves them?
1758
01:55:14,501 --> 01:55:15,695
I would...
1759
01:55:18,272 --> 01:55:19,899
want that.
1760
01:55:25,779 --> 01:55:27,440
Am I about to kiss my best friend?
1761
01:55:29,416 --> 01:55:31,111
I hope so.
1762
01:55:41,262 --> 01:55:44,425
-Not great.
-That was awkward. Awkward.
1763
01:55:44,598 --> 01:55:46,691
-Just not great.
-Yep.
1764
01:55:46,867 --> 01:55:49,631
-But this is my old-- Where I get down.
-This is your spot.
1765
01:55:49,803 --> 01:55:51,566
You really helped me out. Susan is...
1766
01:55:51,739 --> 01:55:54,674
-Giving me a chance to be number 1.
-Congratulations.
1767
01:55:54,842 --> 01:55:56,309
-Thank you, again.
-Thank you.
1768
01:55:56,477 --> 01:55:58,377
-I'm gonna have to teach you.
-That is...
1769
01:55:58,712 --> 01:56:00,771
-No-- I'll teach you this.
-It's not natural.
1770
01:56:00,948 --> 01:56:03,314
-Keep the fist-- It's a little--
-Thank you. Okay.
1771
01:56:03,484 --> 01:56:05,111
-No, no, no. Open your--
-Open.
1772
01:56:05,286 --> 01:56:07,754
-You know what? I got a better idea.
-Not happening.
1773
01:56:15,796 --> 01:56:17,229
Okay.
1774
01:56:17,831 --> 01:56:19,822
That was nice.
1775
01:56:23,203 --> 01:56:26,639
Well, you didn't exactly, like,
knock it out of the park.
1776
01:56:26,807 --> 01:56:30,709
Well, we've never practiced,
you have to admit.
1777
01:56:30,878 --> 01:56:33,938
-Maybe we should practice, then.
-Okay.
1778
01:56:52,299 --> 01:56:53,732
Mommy!
1779
01:56:58,739 --> 01:57:00,604
You're so big.
1780
01:57:04,378 --> 01:57:06,209
You're so big.
1781
01:57:21,795 --> 01:57:23,820
-Did you imagine it better or worse?
-I did.
1782
01:57:23,997 --> 01:57:26,261
-You imagined it better?
-I gave you more credit.
1783
01:57:26,433 --> 01:57:27,457
-Really?
-Yeah.
1784
01:57:27,634 --> 01:57:31,764
-Well, I hate that I'm not living up to my--
-Well, I don't know.
1785
01:57:45,853 --> 01:57:49,186
It's Romeo Midnight, one last time.
1786
01:57:49,356 --> 01:57:53,156
Only 30 seconds left now
before it's just another day.
1787
01:57:53,327 --> 01:57:54,851
So count it down with me, lovers.
1788
01:57:55,028 --> 01:57:59,829
And raise your glass to those
3 little words that we all want to hear:
1789
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:03,902
"Let's get naked."
1790
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:12,600
Subtitles: Arigon
1791
01:58:15,649 --> 01:58:18,641
I never had a inkling before, man.
I didn't know what to do.
1792
01:58:18,819 --> 01:58:21,253
I need to get to the airport.
1793
01:58:22,956 --> 01:58:24,480
Stupid--!
1794
01:58:30,164 --> 01:58:32,155
Vladimir! Let me get my whip.
1795
01:58:35,702 --> 01:58:39,069
You know I always
wanna answer yours first--
1796
01:58:41,442 --> 01:58:43,034
Just-- Let's do--
1797
01:58:43,777 --> 01:58:46,940
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1798
01:58:47,114 --> 01:58:49,173
Shoot, we gotta get to the--
1799
01:58:49,349 --> 01:58:53,080
It's stupid. Stupid seat belt!
1800
01:59:00,861 --> 01:59:03,295
There's a--
Hold it, there's a finger in there.
1801
01:59:03,897 --> 01:59:05,057
You on Facebook?
1802
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:08,634
I can't hear out of this ear.
1803
01:59:10,370 --> 01:59:11,860
Are you guys on Facebook?
1804
01:59:12,039 --> 01:59:14,940
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1805
01:59:15,108 --> 01:59:18,168
All right. I gotta get to the airport.
1806
01:59:18,345 --> 01:59:22,179
She's probably at the gate by now.
1807
01:59:22,349 --> 01:59:23,373
How did you do that?
1808
01:59:29,923 --> 01:59:31,914
-Hey, I'm Taylor.
-And I'm Taylor. Too.
1809
01:59:32,092 --> 01:59:34,788
Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that.
1810
01:59:34,962 --> 01:59:36,452
Marker.
1811
01:59:36,630 --> 01:59:38,427
If you look out the window,
ma'am...
1812
01:59:38,599 --> 01:59:40,123
we're passing
the famous Rodeo Drive.
1813
01:59:40,300 --> 01:59:43,701
-Have you ever shopped here?
-I did once, actually.
1814
01:59:43,871 --> 01:59:47,932
But, big mistake. Big. Huge.
1815
02:04:34,094 --> 02:04:36,085
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