1 00:00:33,657 --> 00:00:35,852 Michael Rennie was ill 2 00:00:36,097 --> 00:00:39,055 The day the earth stood still 3 00:00:39,297 --> 00:00:44,132 But he told us where we stand 4 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,447 And Flash Gordon was there 5 00:00:46,697 --> 00:00:49,609 In silver underwear 6 00:00:49,857 --> 00:00:53,816 Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man 7 00:00:54,697 --> 00:00:57,052 Then something went wrong 8 00:00:57,297 --> 00:00:59,652 For Fay Wray and King Kong 9 00:00:59,897 --> 00:01:04,015 They got caught in a celluloid jam 10 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:07,211 Then at a deadly pace 11 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:10,409 It came from outer space 12 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:14,815 And this is how the message ran 13 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,206 Science fiction 14 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,415 Double feature 15 00:01:27,737 --> 00:01:30,615 Dr. X 16 00:01:32,497 --> 00:01:35,614 Will build a creature 17 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:40,812 See androids fighting 18 00:01:43,057 --> 00:01:46,208 Brad and Janet 19 00:01:47,577 --> 00:01:51,616 Anne Francis stars in... 20 00:01:53,097 --> 00:01:55,736 ...Forbidden Planet 21 00:01:55,977 --> 00:01:58,207 Oh 22 00:02:01,657 --> 00:02:04,012 At the late-night 23 00:02:04,217 --> 00:02:06,447 Double feature 24 00:02:06,697 --> 00:02:08,813 Picture show 25 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:20,290 I knew Leo G. Carrol 26 00:02:20,537 --> 00:02:22,528 Was over a barrel 27 00:02:22,777 --> 00:02:27,612 When Tarantula took to the hills 28 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,206 And I really got hot 29 00:02:30,457 --> 00:02:32,652 When I saw Janette Scott 30 00:02:32,977 --> 00:02:34,251 Fight a Triffid that 31 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:37,614 Spits poison and kills 32 00:02:38,097 --> 00:02:41,055 Dana Andrews said prunes 33 00:02:41,297 --> 00:02:43,333 Gave him the runes 34 00:02:43,577 --> 00:02:48,014 And passing them used lots of skills 35 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:50,606 But when worlds collide 36 00:02:50,817 --> 00:02:52,853 Said George Pal to his bride 37 00:02:53,097 --> 00:02:54,450 I'm gonna give you 38 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:57,450 Some terrible thrills 39 00:02:57,697 --> 00:02:59,608 Like a 40 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:03,214 Science fiction 41 00:03:05,257 --> 00:03:08,010 Double feature 42 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,817 Dr. X 43 00:03:14,697 --> 00:03:18,212 Will build a creature 44 00:03:19,497 --> 00:03:23,012 See androids fighting 45 00:03:25,217 --> 00:03:28,015 Brad and Janet 46 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:33,616 Anne Francis stars in... 47 00:03:34,857 --> 00:03:37,530 ...Forbidden Planet 48 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:40,211 Oh 49 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:45,612 At the late-night 50 00:03:45,897 --> 00:03:48,013 Double feature 51 00:03:48,337 --> 00:03:50,328 Picture show 52 00:03:50,577 --> 00:03:53,216 I want to go 53 00:03:53,497 --> 00:03:56,409 Oh 54 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:00,812 To the late-night 55 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:03,207 Double feature 56 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:05,607 Picture show 57 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:08,206 By RKO 58 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:11,614 Oh 59 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:15,847 To the late-night 60 00:04:16,097 --> 00:04:18,406 Double feature 61 00:04:18,657 --> 00:04:20,613 Picture show 62 00:04:20,857 --> 00:04:23,417 In the back row 63 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,006 Oh 64 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,207 To the late-night 65 00:04:31,577 --> 00:04:33,647 Double feature 66 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:35,694 Picture show 67 00:04:52,177 --> 00:04:53,610 Here they come. 68 00:05:05,777 --> 00:05:07,654 I'd like the parents and the grandparents. 69 00:05:07,897 --> 00:05:10,013 Yes, all the close family. 70 00:05:15,377 --> 00:05:17,937 Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful! 71 00:05:34,457 --> 00:05:36,254 Congratulations. 72 00:05:36,497 --> 00:05:37,612 Well... 73 00:05:38,057 --> 00:05:40,207 I guess we really did it, huh? 74 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:44,211 You and Betty have been inseparable... 75 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,408 ...since you met in Dr. Scott's courses. 76 00:05:46,657 --> 00:05:51,208 Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the only reason I came in the first place. 77 00:05:52,377 --> 00:05:53,173 I mean.. 78 00:05:53,377 --> 00:05:55,333 Okay, guys, this is it! You ready? 79 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:58,210 Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet. 80 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:04,171 I got it! 81 00:06:04,377 --> 00:06:06,447 - I got it! - Hey, big fella. 82 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:09,131 Looks like it could be your turn next. 83 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:10,810 Who knows. 84 00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:13,013 So long. See you, Brad. 85 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,015 Come on, hop in. 86 00:06:22,057 --> 00:06:23,888 See you, Brad. 87 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:40,252 Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? 88 00:06:40,497 --> 00:06:43,330 Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe. 89 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:47,809 And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt. 90 00:06:50,297 --> 00:06:53,414 - Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy. - Yes. 91 00:06:54,097 --> 00:06:57,009 Oh, I always cry at weddings. 92 00:06:58,577 --> 00:07:01,455 Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook. 93 00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:03,016 Yes. 94 00:07:08,377 --> 00:07:10,811 Ralph will be in line for promotion in a year. 95 00:07:11,017 --> 00:07:12,211 Yes. 96 00:07:15,297 --> 00:07:17,208 - Hey, Janet. - Yes, Brad? 97 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:21,208 I've got something to say. 98 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:25,415 I really loved 99 00:07:29,497 --> 00:07:31,215 The skillful way 100 00:07:32,457 --> 00:07:34,652 You beat the other girls 101 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,530 To the bride's bouquet 102 00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:37,533 Oh, Brad. 103 00:07:41,897 --> 00:07:44,809 - The river was deep but I swam it - Janet 104 00:07:45,017 --> 00:07:47,531 - The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet 105 00:07:47,777 --> 00:07:50,530 - So please don 't tell me to can it - Janet 106 00:07:50,777 --> 00:07:54,008 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 107 00:07:54,257 --> 00:07:56,009 I love you 108 00:07:57,617 --> 00:08:00,085 - The road was long but I ran it - Janet 109 00:08:00,297 --> 00:08:03,653 - A fire's in my heart and you fan it - Janet 110 00:08:03,857 --> 00:08:06,246 - There's one fool for you and I am it - Janet 111 00:08:06,497 --> 00:08:09,455 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 112 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,130 I love you 113 00:08:13,497 --> 00:08:15,408 Here's a ring to prove 114 00:08:15,617 --> 00:08:17,414 That I'm no joker 115 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:20,412 There's three ways 116 00:08:20,617 --> 00:08:24,007 That love can grow 117 00:08:25,257 --> 00:08:27,009 That's good, bad 118 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:30,015 Or mediocre 119 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,927 Oh, J-A-N-E-T 120 00:08:33,177 --> 00:08:35,407 I love you so 121 00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:40,053 - Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had - Oh, Brad 122 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:43,454 - Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - Oh, Brad 123 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,125 - That you met Mom and you know Dad - Oh, Brad 124 00:08:46,377 --> 00:08:49,210 I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad 125 00:08:49,457 --> 00:08:51,413 For you too 126 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:56,013 Oh, Brad 127 00:08:56,457 --> 00:08:58,812 Oh, damn it 128 00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:01,611 I'm mad 129 00:09:02,297 --> 00:09:05,016 Oh, Janet 130 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:07,208 For you 131 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:10,011 I love you too 132 00:09:11,057 --> 00:09:15,687 There's one thing left to do Ah-ooh 133 00:09:16,697 --> 00:09:19,450 - And that's go see the man who began it - Janet 134 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:22,609 - When we met in his science, exam it - Janet 135 00:09:22,857 --> 00:09:25,610 - Made me give you the eye, then panic - Janet 136 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:29,014 Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 137 00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:32,647 I love you 138 00:09:32,897 --> 00:09:35,650 Damn it, Janet 139 00:09:35,897 --> 00:09:38,650 Oh, Brad, I'm mad 140 00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:41,411 Damn it, Janet 141 00:09:41,617 --> 00:09:46,407 I love you 142 00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:06,326 I would like, if I may... 143 00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:11,207 ...to take you on a strange journey. 144 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,455 It seemed a fairly ordinary night... 145 00:10:26,697 --> 00:10:31,168 ...when Brad Majors and his fianc�e, Janet Weiss... 146 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:34,250 ...two young, ordinary, healthy kids... 147 00:10:34,457 --> 00:10:38,006 ...Ieft Denton that late November evening... 148 00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:41,852 ...to visit a Dr. Everett Scott... 149 00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:45,328 ...ex-tutor and now friend to both of them. 150 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:52,248 It's true there were dark storm clouds... 151 00:10:52,497 --> 00:10:55,807 ...heavy, black and pendulous... 152 00:10:56,057 --> 00:10:58,412 ...toward which they were driving. 153 00:10:58,777 --> 00:11:01,655 It's true also that the spare tire they carried... 154 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,853 ...was badly in need of some air. 155 00:11:04,057 --> 00:11:07,447 But they, being normal kids and... 156 00:11:07,697 --> 00:11:09,130 ...on a night out... 157 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,814 ...they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. 158 00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:17,812 On a night out. 159 00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:21,255 It was a night out... 160 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,453 ...they were going to remember... 161 00:11:23,697 --> 00:11:26,814 ...for a very long time. 162 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:38,209 I have never been a quitter. 163 00:11:38,977 --> 00:11:42,936 To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent... 164 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:45,213 ... to every instinct in my body. 165 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,015 But as president... 166 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:52,216 ...l must put the interests ofAmerica first. 167 00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:57,126 America needs a full-time president... 168 00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:59,811 ...and a full-time Congress... 169 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,212 ...particularly at this time... 170 00:12:03,497 --> 00:12:06,250 Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us. 171 00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:09,648 They sure do take their lives in their hands. 172 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,367 Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type. 173 00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:21,808 What's the matter, Brad, darling? 174 00:12:23,897 --> 00:12:26,013 We took the wrong fork a few miles back. 175 00:12:26,217 --> 00:12:27,013 Oh. 176 00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:29,367 Where did that motorcyclist come from? 177 00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:33,492 I guess we'll just have to turn back. 178 00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:39,652 What was that bang? 179 00:12:40,097 --> 00:12:41,610 We must have a blowout. 180 00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:45,967 Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed. 181 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:49,014 You stay here and I'll go for help. 182 00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:51,327 We're in the middle of nowhere. 183 00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:58,485 Didn't we pass a castle a few miles back? 184 00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:02,812 Maybe they have a telephone I could use. 185 00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:04,053 I'm going too. 186 00:13:04,497 --> 00:13:09,013 - Both of us don't need to get wet. - I'm coming with you. 187 00:13:11,097 --> 00:13:14,407 Besides, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman... 188 00:13:14,657 --> 00:13:16,807 ...and you might never come back again. 189 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:00,656 In the velvet darkness 190 00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:03,047 Of the blackest night 191 00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:06,016 Burning bright 192 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:10,207 There's a guiding star 193 00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:15,655 No matter what 194 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,808 Or... 195 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,615 ... who you are 196 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,009 There's a light 197 00:14:28,257 --> 00:14:32,136 Over at the Frankenstein place 198 00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:35,175 There's a light 199 00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:42,412 Burning in the fireplace 200 00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:47,932 There's a light, light 201 00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:51,732 In the darkness 202 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:56,607 Of everybody's life 203 00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:10,009 The darkness must go 204 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,817 Down the river 205 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:16,612 Of nights dreaming 206 00:15:17,737 --> 00:15:20,854 Flow morphia slow 207 00:15:21,097 --> 00:15:23,247 Let the sun 208 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:26,250 And light come streaming 209 00:15:26,497 --> 00:15:29,614 Into my life 210 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:35,612 Into my life 211 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:43,213 There's a light 212 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:47,647 Over at the Frankenstein place 213 00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:51,014 There's a light 214 00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:58,211 Burning in the fireplace 215 00:15:58,617 --> 00:16:01,177 There's a light 216 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,807 Light 217 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:08,046 In the darkness 218 00:16:08,297 --> 00:16:13,212 Of everybody's life 219 00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:21,290 And so... 220 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:26,049 ...it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet... 221 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:30,609 ...and they had found the assistance that their plight required. 222 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,009 Or had they? 223 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:38,211 Brad, let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened. 224 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,812 Just a moment, Janet. They may have a phone. 225 00:16:59,497 --> 00:17:00,816 Hello. 226 00:17:02,497 --> 00:17:05,614 Hi! My name's Brad Majors. 227 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:09,130 This is my fianc�e, Janet Weiss. 228 00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:13,445 I wondered if you might help us. Our car broke down up the road. 229 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:15,449 Do you have a phone we might use? 230 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:18,449 You're wet. 231 00:17:20,297 --> 00:17:23,016 Yes, it's raining. 232 00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:25,006 Yes. 233 00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:27,609 Oh. 234 00:17:32,057 --> 00:17:36,209 I think, perhaps, you better both come inside. 235 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:41,615 You're too kind. 236 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,806 I'm frightened. What kind of place is this? 237 00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:03,016 It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. 238 00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:09,605 This way. 239 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,806 Are you having a party? 240 00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:21,250 You've arrived on a rather special night. 241 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:24,853 - It's one of the master's affairs. - Oh. 242 00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,849 - Lucky him. - You're lucky. 243 00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:31,807 He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! 244 00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:47,447 It's astounding 245 00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:50,211 Time is fleeting 246 00:18:51,057 --> 00:18:54,094 Madness takes its toll 247 00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:57,809 But listen closely 248 00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:01,009 Not for very much longer 249 00:19:01,697 --> 00:19:05,815 I've got to keep control 250 00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:08,606 I remember 251 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,417 Doing the time warp 252 00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:13,416 Drinking 253 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:16,046 Those moments when 254 00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:18,606 The blackness would hit me 255 00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:21,411 And the void would be calling 256 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,170 Let's do the time warp again 257 00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:30,888 Let's do the time warp again 258 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:36,091 It's just a jump to the left 259 00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:41,531 - And a step to the right - With your hands on your hips 260 00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:45,331 You bring your knees in tight 261 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,806 But it's the pelvic thrust 262 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,616 That really drives you insane 263 00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:55,814 Let's do the time warp again 264 00:19:57,056 --> 00:20:00,890 Let's do the time warp again 265 00:20:01,496 --> 00:20:03,452 It's so dreamy 266 00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:06,608 Oh, fantasy free me 267 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,534 So you can 't see me 268 00:20:09,296 --> 00:20:11,127 No, not at all 269 00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:13,851 In another dimension 270 00:20:14,096 --> 00:20:16,610 With voyeuristic intention 271 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:19,416 Well secluded 272 00:20:19,816 --> 00:20:21,568 I see all 273 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:24,091 With a bit of a mind flip 274 00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:27,015 You're into the time slip 275 00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:31,614 And nothing can ever be the same 276 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,324 You're spaced out on sensation 277 00:20:34,536 --> 00:20:37,414 Like you're under sedation 278 00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:42,010 Let's do the time warp again 279 00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:47,214 Let's do the time warp again 280 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,410 I was walking down the street Just having a think 281 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,176 When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink 282 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:55,412 He shook a me up He took me by surprise 283 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:58,375 He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes 284 00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:00,851 He stared at me And I felt a change 285 00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:03,166 Time meant nothing Never would again 286 00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:07,535 Let's do the time warp again 287 00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:12,735 Let's do the time warp again 288 00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:14,455 It's just a jump to the left 289 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:19,971 - And then a step to the right - With your hands on your hips 290 00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:23,805 You bring your knees in tight 291 00:21:24,056 --> 00:21:26,445 But it's the pelvic thrust 292 00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:29,216 That really drives you insane 293 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,805 Let's do the time warp again 294 00:21:35,496 --> 00:21:39,614 Let's do the time warp again 295 00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:01,129 Let's do the time warp again 296 00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:06,369 Let's do the time warp again 297 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,844 It's just a jump to the left 298 00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:13,406 - And then a step to the right - With your hands on your hips 299 00:22:15,096 --> 00:22:16,814 Bring your knees in tight 300 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,372 But it's the pelvic thrust 301 00:22:20,016 --> 00:22:22,325 That really drives you insane 302 00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:27,615 Let's do the time warp again 303 00:22:28,816 --> 00:22:32,889 Let's do the time warp again 304 00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,015 Say something. 305 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:51,055 Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison? 306 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:59,852 - Brad, please, let's get out of here. - Keep a grip on yourself, Janet. 307 00:23:00,056 --> 00:23:03,412 - But it seems so unhealthy here. - It's just a party, Janet. 308 00:23:03,656 --> 00:23:07,205 - Well, I want to go. - We can't till I get to a phone. 309 00:23:07,456 --> 00:23:09,970 - Then ask the butler or someone. - Just a moment. 310 00:23:10,176 --> 00:23:12,406 We don't want to interfere with their celebrations. 311 00:23:12,616 --> 00:23:14,607 This isn't the Chamber of Commerce. 312 00:23:14,816 --> 00:23:17,455 They're probably foreigners with different ways. 313 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,290 They may do some more folk dancing. 314 00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:24,725 I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared. 315 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,814 I'm here, there's nothing to worry about. 316 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,407 How do you do 317 00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:36,647 I see you've met 318 00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:39,774 My faithful handyman 319 00:23:40,096 --> 00:23:42,246 He's just a little brought down 320 00:23:42,496 --> 00:23:45,408 Because when you knocked 321 00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:48,409 He thought you were the candyman 322 00:23:49,976 --> 00:23:51,853 Don 't get strung out 323 00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,007 By the way I look 324 00:23:54,256 --> 00:23:57,532 Don 'tjudge a book by its cover 325 00:23:57,776 --> 00:23:59,926 I'm not much of a man 326 00:24:00,176 --> 00:24:01,848 By the light of day 327 00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:05,805 But by night I'm one hell of a lover 328 00:24:06,056 --> 00:24:09,412 I'm just a sweet transvestite 329 00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:13,649 From Transsexual... 330 00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:16,774 ... Transylvania 331 00:24:19,216 --> 00:24:21,047 Let me show you around 332 00:24:21,296 --> 00:24:24,015 Maybe play you a sound 333 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,606 You look like you're both Pretty groovy 334 00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:30,455 Or if you want something visual 335 00:24:30,696 --> 00:24:32,812 That's not too abysmal 336 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:36,207 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie 337 00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:39,805 I'm glad we caught you at home 338 00:24:40,616 --> 00:24:42,413 Could we use your phone? 339 00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:45,251 - We're both in a bit of a hurry - Right 340 00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:47,208 We'll just say where we are 341 00:24:47,456 --> 00:24:50,653 - Then go back to the car - A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter 342 00:24:50,896 --> 00:24:53,012 We don 't want to be any worry 343 00:24:53,696 --> 00:24:57,006 Well, you got caught with a flat 344 00:24:57,216 --> 00:24:58,854 Well, how about that 345 00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:02,406 Well, babies, don 't you panic 346 00:25:02,656 --> 00:25:04,851 By the light of the night 347 00:25:05,096 --> 00:25:07,007 It'll all seem all right 348 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,931 I'll get you a satanic mechanic 349 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:14,208 I'm just a sweet transvestite 350 00:25:15,776 --> 00:25:18,609 From Transsexual... 351 00:25:18,856 --> 00:25:22,212 ... Transylvania 352 00:25:24,176 --> 00:25:26,167 Why don 't you stay for the night 353 00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:28,612 - Night - Or maybe a bite 354 00:25:28,856 --> 00:25:29,652 Bite 355 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,968 I could show you My favorite obsession 356 00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:36,215 I've been making a man 357 00:25:36,696 --> 00:25:38,732 With blond hair and a tan 358 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:42,048 And he's good for relieving My tension 359 00:25:42,296 --> 00:25:45,606 I'm just a sweet transvestite 360 00:25:47,496 --> 00:25:50,056 From Transsexual... 361 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:53,413 ... Transylvania 362 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,212 Hit it! Hit it! 363 00:25:55,416 --> 00:26:00,046 - I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite 364 00:26:00,296 --> 00:26:03,208 From Transsexual... 365 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:05,452 ... Transylvania 366 00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:12,450 So come up to the lab 367 00:26:13,296 --> 00:26:16,129 And see what's on the slab 368 00:26:17,296 --> 00:26:18,285 I see you shiver 369 00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:20,566 With antici.. 370 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,405 pation 371 00:26:24,656 --> 00:26:26,487 But maybe the rain 372 00:26:27,736 --> 00:26:29,408 Is really to blame 373 00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:32,770 So I'll remove the cause 374 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,375 But not the symptom 375 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,365 Thank you. 376 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,410 Thank you very much. 377 00:27:00,216 --> 00:27:01,205 Brad! 378 00:27:01,456 --> 00:27:05,608 We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. 379 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:10,485 Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush. 380 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:15,606 Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fianc�e, Janet Weiss. 381 00:27:19,296 --> 00:27:20,331 You are...? 382 00:27:20,576 --> 00:27:23,807 You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. 383 00:27:24,056 --> 00:27:27,526 Some people would give their right arm for the privilege. 384 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,812 People like you, maybe? 385 00:27:30,056 --> 00:27:32,012 I've seen it. 386 00:27:36,096 --> 00:27:39,611 Come along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting. 387 00:27:39,896 --> 00:27:42,012 Shift it! 388 00:27:56,456 --> 00:27:59,812 Is he..? Frank, I mean, is he your husband? 389 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:04,204 The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. 390 00:28:04,456 --> 00:28:06,924 - We are simply his servants. - Oh. 391 00:28:49,776 --> 00:28:51,004 Magenta. 392 00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:53,609 Columbia. 393 00:28:54,256 --> 00:28:56,406 Go and assist Riff Raff. 394 00:28:58,096 --> 00:28:59,814 I will entertain... 395 00:29:04,696 --> 00:29:07,733 Brad Majors and this is my fianc�e, Janet Vice. 396 00:29:07,976 --> 00:29:10,012 - Weiss. - Weiss? 397 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,407 Enchant�. 398 00:29:14,696 --> 00:29:17,210 Well, how nice. 399 00:29:17,496 --> 00:29:20,249 And what charming underclothes you both have. 400 00:29:20,496 --> 00:29:23,852 But here, put these on. 401 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:27,452 They'll make you feel less vulnerable. 402 00:29:28,696 --> 00:29:31,051 It's not often we receive visitors here. 403 00:29:31,296 --> 00:29:33,935 Let alone offer them hospitality. 404 00:29:34,176 --> 00:29:38,613 Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone. Goddamn it! 405 00:29:38,856 --> 00:29:41,051 A reasonable request you have ignored! 406 00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:44,413 - Don't be ungrateful. - Ungrateful?! 407 00:29:44,896 --> 00:29:47,456 How forceful you are, Brad. 408 00:29:47,696 --> 00:29:51,894 Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant. 409 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:58,613 You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. 410 00:29:59,096 --> 00:30:01,405 Well, yes, I am. 411 00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:05,413 - Do you have any tattoos, Brad? - Certainly not. 412 00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:08,608 Oh, well. How about you? 413 00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:11,012 Everything is in readiness, master. 414 00:30:11,256 --> 00:30:14,214 We merely await your word. 415 00:30:22,176 --> 00:30:26,328 Tonight, my unconventional conventionists... 416 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,605 ...you are to witness a new breakthrough... 417 00:30:29,816 --> 00:30:32,853 ...in biochemical research. 418 00:30:33,096 --> 00:30:37,089 And paradise is to be mine! 419 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:43,811 It was strange the way it happened. 420 00:30:44,696 --> 00:30:46,015 Suddenly... 421 00:30:46,816 --> 00:30:48,215 ...you get a break. 422 00:30:49,576 --> 00:30:52,807 All the pieces seem to fit into place. 423 00:30:53,176 --> 00:30:56,805 What a sucker you've been. What a fool. 424 00:30:57,096 --> 00:30:59,656 The answer was there all the time. 425 00:30:59,896 --> 00:31:04,208 It took a small accident to make it happen. 426 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,656 - An accident! - An accident! 427 00:31:07,896 --> 00:31:10,330 That's how I discovered the secret. 428 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:13,769 That elusive ingredient. 429 00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:16,371 That spark... 430 00:31:16,616 --> 00:31:19,528 ...that is the breath of life. 431 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:23,324 Yes. 432 00:31:24,976 --> 00:31:28,127 I have that knowledge. 433 00:31:29,136 --> 00:31:31,366 I hold the secret... 434 00:31:31,616 --> 00:31:34,528 ...to life itself! 435 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:50,491 You see... 436 00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:53,211 ...you are fortunate. 437 00:31:53,456 --> 00:31:56,368 For tonight is the night... 438 00:31:56,616 --> 00:32:01,531 ...that my beautiful creature is destined to be born. 439 00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:42,129 Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator. 440 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:50,133 And step up the reactor power input... 441 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,975 ...three more points! 442 00:33:14,616 --> 00:33:15,765 Oh, Brad! 443 00:33:16,016 --> 00:33:17,734 It's all right, Janet. 444 00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:02,852 Oh, Rocky! 445 00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:12,731 The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head 446 00:35:13,816 --> 00:35:17,331 I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread 447 00:35:21,176 --> 00:35:22,768 Oh, woe is me 448 00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:25,814 My life is a misery 449 00:35:26,056 --> 00:35:28,172 Oh, can 't you see 450 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,249 That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 451 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:37,492 I woke up this morning with a start When I fell out of bed 452 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,772 That ain 't no crime 453 00:35:40,016 --> 00:35:43,372 And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread 454 00:35:43,616 --> 00:35:45,766 That ain 't no crime 455 00:35:46,016 --> 00:35:48,530 My high is low 456 00:35:49,136 --> 00:35:51,525 I'm dressed up with no place to go 457 00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:54,336 And all I know 458 00:35:54,576 --> 00:35:58,535 Is I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 459 00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:03,491 - That ain 't no crime. - Oh, no, no, no. 460 00:36:03,736 --> 00:36:06,375 - That ain 't no crime. - Oh, no, no, no. 461 00:36:06,576 --> 00:36:09,136 Oh, my baby! 462 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:15,133 The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head 463 00:36:15,376 --> 00:36:17,526 That ain 't no crime 464 00:36:17,736 --> 00:36:20,967 I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread 465 00:36:21,216 --> 00:36:23,650 That ain 't no crime 466 00:36:23,896 --> 00:36:26,569 Oh, woe is me 467 00:36:26,816 --> 00:36:29,046 My life is a mystery 468 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,935 And can 't you see 469 00:36:32,176 --> 00:36:35,373 That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 470 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:41,135 - That ain 't no crime. - Oh, no, no, no. 471 00:36:42,256 --> 00:36:44,053 That ain 't no crime 472 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:03,165 Well, really! 473 00:37:04,216 --> 00:37:06,935 That's no way to behave on your first day out. 474 00:37:10,616 --> 00:37:14,928 But since you're such an exceptional beauty... 475 00:37:15,296 --> 00:37:17,526 ...I'm prepared to forgive you. 476 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,653 Oh, I just love success! 477 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:27,171 - He is a credit to your genius. - Yes. 478 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:29,327 - A triumph of your will. - Yes. 479 00:37:29,576 --> 00:37:30,895 He's okay. 480 00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:36,335 Okay? 481 00:37:39,016 --> 00:37:40,085 Okay?! 482 00:37:41,816 --> 00:37:44,330 I think we can do better than that. 483 00:37:48,496 --> 00:37:50,771 Now, Brad and Janet... 484 00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:52,927 ...what do you think of him? 485 00:37:53,576 --> 00:37:54,929 Well... 486 00:37:55,336 --> 00:37:58,726 I don't like men with too many muscles. 487 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,530 I didn't make him for you! 488 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:07,006 He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. 489 00:38:17,736 --> 00:38:22,730 A weakling weighing 98 pounds 490 00:38:23,216 --> 00:38:25,810 Will get sand in his face 491 00:38:26,016 --> 00:38:28,484 When kicked to the ground 492 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,849 And soon in the gym 493 00:38:33,096 --> 00:38:35,735 With a determined chin 494 00:38:36,336 --> 00:38:38,372 The sweat from his pores 495 00:38:40,816 --> 00:38:44,331 As he works for his cause 496 00:38:45,176 --> 00:38:47,292 Will make him glisten 497 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,532 And gleam 498 00:38:51,016 --> 00:38:53,371 And with massage 499 00:38:53,616 --> 00:38:58,531 Andjust a little bit of steam 500 00:39:02,616 --> 00:39:04,925 He'll be pink 501 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:08,055 And quite clean 502 00:39:08,296 --> 00:39:12,414 He'll be a strong man 503 00:39:13,336 --> 00:39:17,727 Oh, honey But the wrong man 504 00:39:19,336 --> 00:39:22,851 He'll eat nutritious high protein 505 00:39:23,096 --> 00:39:25,451 And swallow raw eggs 506 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,368 Try to build up his shoulders 507 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:30,574 His chest, arms and legs 508 00:39:30,816 --> 00:39:35,367 Such an effort lf he only knew of my plan 509 00:39:35,616 --> 00:39:38,847 In just seven days 510 00:39:39,096 --> 00:39:43,533 I can make you a man 511 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,736 He'll do press-ups and chin-ups 512 00:39:48,936 --> 00:39:51,006 Do the snatch, clean andjerk 513 00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:54,530 He thinks dynamic tension 514 00:39:54,736 --> 00:39:56,931 Must be hard work 515 00:39:57,176 --> 00:39:58,973 Such strenuous living 516 00:39:59,216 --> 00:40:01,366 Ijust don 't understand 517 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:05,928 When in just seven days Oh, baby 518 00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:10,812 I can make you a man 519 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,490 Eddie! 520 00:40:39,536 --> 00:40:42,255 Whatever happened to Saturday night 521 00:40:42,496 --> 00:40:47,570 When you dressed sharp, felt all right Don 't seem the same since cosmic light 522 00:40:47,816 --> 00:40:51,206 Came into my life I thought I was divine 523 00:40:51,456 --> 00:40:56,325 I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go And listen to the music on the radio 524 00:40:56,536 --> 00:40:59,004 A saxophone was blowing On a rock 'n ' roll show 525 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:03,693 We climbed in the back seat We really had a good time 526 00:41:03,936 --> 00:41:06,450 Hot patootie, bless my soul 527 00:41:06,976 --> 00:41:09,126 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 528 00:41:09,776 --> 00:41:12,370 Hot patootie, bless my soul 529 00:41:12,616 --> 00:41:15,289 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 530 00:41:33,296 --> 00:41:34,809 Lovely party! 531 00:41:40,656 --> 00:41:43,170 My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled 532 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:46,135 My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt 533 00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:49,009 I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt 534 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:52,054 She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine 535 00:41:52,296 --> 00:41:57,051 Get in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his last song 536 00:41:57,296 --> 00:42:00,174 With your arms around your girl You tried to sing along 537 00:42:00,416 --> 00:42:04,694 It felt pretty good Really had a good time 538 00:42:05,136 --> 00:42:07,934 Hot patootie, bless my soul 539 00:42:08,176 --> 00:42:09,894 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 540 00:42:10,776 --> 00:42:13,131 Hot patootie, bless my soul 541 00:42:13,376 --> 00:42:15,970 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 542 00:43:53,696 --> 00:43:55,732 One from the vaults. 543 00:44:06,016 --> 00:44:07,734 Oh, baby! 544 00:44:15,136 --> 00:44:16,933 Don't be upset. 545 00:44:18,976 --> 00:44:21,331 It was a mercy killing. 546 00:44:21,776 --> 00:44:25,132 He had a certain naive charm... 547 00:44:25,336 --> 00:44:27,452 ...but no muscle. 548 00:44:30,016 --> 00:44:32,576 But a deltoid 549 00:44:32,816 --> 00:44:35,774 And a bicep 550 00:44:36,016 --> 00:44:40,851 A hot groin And a tricep 551 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,371 Makes me... 552 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,531 ...shake 553 00:44:45,776 --> 00:44:49,325 Makes me want to take Charles Atlas 554 00:44:49,536 --> 00:44:52,289 By the hand 555 00:44:52,536 --> 00:44:55,528 In just seven days Oh, baby 556 00:44:55,776 --> 00:45:00,611 I can make you a man 557 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:07,415 I don 't want no dissension 558 00:45:08,896 --> 00:45:13,367 Just dynamic tension 559 00:45:14,816 --> 00:45:18,934 I'm a muscle fan 560 00:45:19,176 --> 00:45:22,327 In just seven days 561 00:45:22,696 --> 00:45:27,406 I can make you a man 562 00:45:28,296 --> 00:45:32,335 Dig it if you can 563 00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:35,928 In just seven days 564 00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:39,845 I can make you a man 565 00:45:52,696 --> 00:45:56,928 Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! 566 00:46:11,216 --> 00:46:14,970 There are those who say that life is an illusion... 567 00:46:15,216 --> 00:46:18,731 ...and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination. 568 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:22,931 If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe. 569 00:46:23,896 --> 00:46:27,775 However, the sudden departure of their host... 570 00:46:28,016 --> 00:46:30,769 ...and his creation... 571 00:46:31,016 --> 00:46:34,053 ...into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite... 572 00:46:34,296 --> 00:46:38,972 ...had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. 573 00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:42,731 A feeling which grew as the other guests departed... 574 00:46:42,976 --> 00:46:47,333 ...and they were shown to their separate rooms. 575 00:47:23,670 --> 00:47:26,184 Who is it? Who's there? 576 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:31,381 It's only me, Janet. 577 00:47:31,830 --> 00:47:34,185 Brad, darling, come in. 578 00:47:36,230 --> 00:47:38,186 Oh, Brad! 579 00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:41,188 Yes, my darling! But what if..? 580 00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:43,386 Everything's going to be all right. 581 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:46,781 Oh, I hope so, my darling. 582 00:47:49,270 --> 00:47:53,582 - It's you! - I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice? 583 00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:58,108 You beast, you monster! What have you done with Brad? 584 00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:01,183 Well, nothing. Why, do you think I should? 585 00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:04,706 You tricked me! I wouldn't have. I've never, never... 586 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,100 Yes. Yes, I know. 587 00:48:07,350 --> 00:48:09,580 But it isn't all bad, is it? 588 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:13,780 I think you'll really find it quite pleasurable. 589 00:48:14,470 --> 00:48:16,825 - So soft, so sensual. - Stop! I mean, help! 590 00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:18,788 Brad. Oh, Brad! 591 00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:23,909 Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this? 592 00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:27,586 Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame! 593 00:48:27,790 --> 00:48:29,985 I was saving myself. 594 00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:34,389 Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet. 595 00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:36,782 Promise you won't tell Brad? 596 00:48:36,990 --> 00:48:39,982 Cross my heart and hope to die. 597 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:29,028 Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here! 598 00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:30,783 It'll destroy us. 599 00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:34,181 Don't worry. We'll be away from here in the morning. 600 00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:37,382 Oh, Brad, you're so strong and protective. 601 00:50:41,390 --> 00:50:42,789 You! 602 00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:45,629 I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it nice? 603 00:50:45,870 --> 00:50:48,828 Why you.. What have you done with Janet? 604 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:51,425 Nothing. Why, do you think I should? 605 00:50:51,670 --> 00:50:56,380 You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never, never, never! 606 00:50:56,630 --> 00:50:59,190 Yes, I know. But it isn't all bad, is it? 607 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:03,389 Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it. 608 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,103 - So soft. So sensual. - No, stop. 609 00:51:07,350 --> 00:51:08,783 Oh, Janet. 610 00:51:09,550 --> 00:51:10,778 Janet! 611 00:51:11,350 --> 00:51:15,229 Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this? 612 00:51:15,470 --> 00:51:19,383 Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame. 613 00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:21,621 I thought it was the real thing! 614 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,588 Oh, come on, Brad, admit it. 615 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,582 You liked it, didn't you? 616 00:51:25,830 --> 00:51:29,027 There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. 617 00:51:29,270 --> 00:51:32,979 Oh, Brad, you have wasted so much time already. 618 00:51:33,230 --> 00:51:36,586 Janet needn't know. I won't tell her. 619 00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:39,181 You promise you won't tell? 620 00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:42,580 On my mother's grave. 621 00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:47,299 Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. 622 00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:51,304 The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. 623 00:51:51,550 --> 00:51:54,781 Magenta has just released the dogs. 624 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:58,986 Coming! 625 00:52:02,990 --> 00:52:06,266 What's happening here? Where's Brad? 626 00:52:06,870 --> 00:52:08,986 Where's anybody? 627 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:19,306 Oh, Brad! 628 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:24,785 Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you? 629 00:52:35,470 --> 00:52:38,507 Oh, lf only we hadn't made this journey. 630 00:52:39,350 --> 00:52:41,944 If only the car hadn't broken down. 631 00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:47,860 If only we were amongst friends or sane persons. 632 00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:51,186 Oh, Brad. 633 00:52:53,550 --> 00:52:55,222 What have they done with him? 634 00:53:00,950 --> 00:53:04,386 Brad, how could you? 635 00:53:28,070 --> 00:53:29,981 But you're hurt. 636 00:53:31,190 --> 00:53:33,579 Did they do this to you? 637 00:53:36,390 --> 00:53:38,267 Here. I'll dress your wounds. 638 00:53:39,990 --> 00:53:42,185 Baby, there. Oh. 639 00:53:52,870 --> 00:53:56,988 agitation or disturbance of mind... 640 00:53:57,230 --> 00:54:01,189 ...vehement or excited mental state. " 641 00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:06,783 It is also a powerful and irrational master. 642 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:11,620 And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their TV monitor... 643 00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:15,385 ... there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... 644 00:54:15,590 --> 00:54:17,023 ...its slave. 645 00:54:17,670 --> 00:54:20,582 Tell us about it, Janet. 646 00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:26,979 I was feeling done in 647 00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:29,387 Couldn 't win 648 00:54:30,670 --> 00:54:33,980 I'd only ever kissed before 649 00:54:35,990 --> 00:54:37,423 You mean she..? 650 00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:41,185 I thought there's no use getting 651 00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:44,427 Into heavy petting 652 00:54:44,670 --> 00:54:48,788 It only leads to trouble 653 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,060 And seat wetting 654 00:54:51,510 --> 00:54:54,388 Now all I want to know 655 00:54:55,110 --> 00:54:57,385 Is how to go 656 00:54:57,590 --> 00:55:00,502 I've tasted blood and I want more 657 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,468 More, more, more. 658 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:05,630 I'll put up no resistance 659 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:08,020 I want to stay the distance 660 00:55:08,830 --> 00:55:10,821 I've got an itch to scratch 661 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,980 I need assistance 662 00:55:14,230 --> 00:55:16,619 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 663 00:55:16,870 --> 00:55:19,384 I wanna be dirty 664 00:55:19,590 --> 00:55:22,024 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 665 00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:24,579 Creature of the night 666 00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:32,184 Then if anything grows 667 00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,984 While you pose 668 00:55:35,190 --> 00:55:38,068 I'll oil you up and rub you down 669 00:55:38,310 --> 00:55:40,540 Down, down, down. 670 00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:45,580 And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction 671 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:48,780 You need a friendly hand 672 00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:51,225 Oh, and I need action 673 00:55:51,470 --> 00:55:54,030 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 674 00:55:54,270 --> 00:55:56,704 I wanna be dirty 675 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:59,384 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 676 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:02,104 Creature of the night 677 00:56:02,350 --> 00:56:04,420 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 678 00:56:04,670 --> 00:56:07,184 I wanna be dirty 679 00:56:07,390 --> 00:56:09,699 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 680 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,542 Creature of the night 681 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,098 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 682 00:56:15,350 --> 00:56:17,989 I wanna be dirty 683 00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:20,266 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 684 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,785 Creature of the night 685 00:56:23,030 --> 00:56:24,588 Creature of the night. 686 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,586 Creature of the night? 687 00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:29,981 Creature of the night. 688 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:32,069 Creature of the night. 689 00:56:33,350 --> 00:56:35,181 Creature of the night. 690 00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:37,428 Creature of the night 691 00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:39,743 Creature of the night. 692 00:56:41,070 --> 00:56:43,584 Creature of the night 693 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,580 Mercy! 694 00:56:54,190 --> 00:56:55,828 How did it happen? 695 00:56:56,070 --> 00:56:59,585 I understood you were to be watching. 696 00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,822 I was only away for a minute, master. 697 00:57:03,070 --> 00:57:07,780 Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. 698 00:57:14,470 --> 00:57:15,823 Master. 699 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:19,187 Master, we have a visitor. 700 00:57:24,230 --> 00:57:25,379 Hey, Scotty! 701 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:28,579 Dr. Everett Scott. 702 00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:32,021 You know this earthling.. ..this person? 703 00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:36,229 I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine. 704 00:57:36,470 --> 00:57:38,188 I see. 705 00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:41,987 So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. 706 00:57:42,430 --> 00:57:44,705 You came here with a purpose. 707 00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:48,739 I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth. 708 00:57:48,990 --> 00:57:51,379 I know what you told me, Brad. 709 00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:56,186 But this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me. 710 00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:58,860 He was a science teacher at Denton High. 711 00:57:59,150 --> 00:58:01,220 And now he works for your government. 712 00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:04,789 He's attached to the Bureau of lnvestigation... 713 00:58:04,990 --> 00:58:08,426 ...of that which you call UFOs! lsn't that right, Brad? 714 00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:10,979 He might be. I don't know. 715 00:58:11,230 --> 00:58:14,188 The intruder is entering the building, master. 716 00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:20,624 He'll probably be in the Zen Room. 717 00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:30,985 Shall we inquire of him in person? 718 00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:05,106 Great Scott! 719 00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:18,018 Frank N. Furter. 720 00:59:19,150 --> 00:59:20,424 We meet at last. 721 00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:23,828 Dr. Scott! 722 00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:26,300 Brad! What are you doing here? 723 00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:29,780 Don't play games, Dr. Scott. 724 00:59:30,590 --> 00:59:33,548 You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. 725 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,826 It was part of your plan, was it not? 726 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:39,745 That he and his female should check the layout for you? 727 00:59:40,350 --> 00:59:44,662 Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed. 728 00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:48,982 I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. 729 00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:51,385 I know Brad is. 730 00:59:51,590 --> 00:59:55,549 I assure you, Brad's presence comes as a complete surprise to me. 731 00:59:55,790 --> 00:59:57,587 I came here to find Eddie. 732 00:59:58,590 --> 01:00:00,660 - Eddie? I've seen him. He's.. - Eddie? 733 01:00:00,910 --> 01:00:02,662 What do you know of Eddie? 734 01:00:03,670 --> 01:00:06,230 I know a great deal about a lot of things. 735 01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:09,428 You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew. 736 01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:15,983 Dr. Scott. 737 01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:21,582 - Janet! - Dr. Scott! 738 01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:23,058 - Janet! - Brad! 739 01:00:23,310 --> 01:00:24,345 Rocky! 740 01:00:24,590 --> 01:00:26,182 - Janet! - Dr. Scott! 741 01:00:26,430 --> 01:00:27,829 - Janet! - Brad! 742 01:00:28,070 --> 01:00:29,139 Rocky! 743 01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:36,785 Listen! I made you... 744 01:00:37,030 --> 01:00:40,579 ...and I can break you just as easily. 745 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:46,307 Master, dinner is prepared! 746 01:00:49,030 --> 01:00:50,349 Excellent. 747 01:00:51,470 --> 01:00:55,986 Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. 748 01:00:58,630 --> 01:01:02,987 Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals: 749 01:01:03,230 --> 01:01:07,621 The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man... 750 01:01:07,870 --> 01:01:11,101 ...and now this meal. 751 01:01:11,630 --> 01:01:14,428 However informal it might appear... 752 01:01:14,670 --> 01:01:18,822 ... you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie. 753 01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:33,299 A toast. 754 01:02:35,110 --> 01:02:37,226 To absent friends. 755 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:39,621 To absent friends. 756 01:02:43,070 --> 01:02:45,630 And Rocky. 757 01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:55,982 Happy birthday to you 758 01:02:56,230 --> 01:02:58,061 Happy birthday to you 759 01:02:58,310 --> 01:03:00,221 Happy birthday, dear Rocky 760 01:03:00,470 --> 01:03:02,301 - Happy birthday.. - Shall we? 761 01:03:20,270 --> 01:03:23,023 We came here to discuss Eddie. 762 01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:24,589 Eddie! 763 01:03:28,710 --> 01:03:30,348 It's a rather tender subject. 764 01:03:31,030 --> 01:03:33,021 Another slice, anyone? 765 01:03:38,910 --> 01:03:40,628 Excuse me. 766 01:03:52,030 --> 01:03:55,545 I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined. 767 01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,348 Aliens! 768 01:03:57,590 --> 01:03:58,500 Dr. Scott! 769 01:03:59,230 --> 01:04:00,822 Go on, Dr. Scott. 770 01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:05,181 Or should I say Dr. Von Scott? 771 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:08,419 Just what exactly are you implying? 772 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:09,819 It's all right! 773 01:04:10,030 --> 01:04:11,702 That's all right, Brad. 774 01:04:15,030 --> 01:04:17,385 From the day he was born 775 01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:22,823 He was trouble 776 01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:27,429 He was the thorn 777 01:04:28,910 --> 01:04:32,220 In his mother's side 778 01:04:34,110 --> 01:04:37,227 She tried in vain 779 01:04:40,070 --> 01:04:44,222 But he never caused her Nothing but shame 780 01:04:45,110 --> 01:04:48,341 He left home... 781 01:04:48,590 --> 01:04:51,662 ... the day she died 782 01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:54,026 From the day she was gone 783 01:04:55,030 --> 01:04:57,021 All he wanted 784 01:04:57,870 --> 01:05:00,020 Was rock 'n ' roll porn 785 01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:03,019 Und a motorbike 786 01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:06,019 Shooting up junk 787 01:05:07,030 --> 01:05:10,067 He was a low-down, cheap little punk 788 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:15,225 Taking everyone for a ride 789 01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:18,670 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 790 01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,265 You knew he was a no-good kid 791 01:05:21,510 --> 01:05:24,229 But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 792 01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:25,823 - What a guy - Makes you cry 793 01:05:26,030 --> 01:05:27,429 Und I did 794 01:05:27,910 --> 01:05:30,663 Everybody shoved him 795 01:05:30,910 --> 01:05:33,822 I very nearly loved him 796 01:05:34,070 --> 01:05:36,630 I said, hey, listen to me 797 01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:39,668 Stay sane inside insanity 798 01:05:39,910 --> 01:05:44,825 But he locked the door And threw away the key 799 01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:46,867 But he must've been drawn 800 01:05:48,510 --> 01:05:50,068 Into something 801 01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:53,346 Making him warn me 802 01:05:53,590 --> 01:05:55,182 In a note which reads: 803 01:05:55,390 --> 01:05:56,823 What's it say? What's it say? 804 01:05:57,070 --> 01:05:58,389 "I'm out of my head 805 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,829 Oh, hurry, or I may be dead 806 01:06:03,390 --> 01:06:08,305 They mustn 't carry out Their evil deeds" 807 01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:12,229 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 808 01:06:12,430 --> 01:06:14,148 You knew he was a no-good kid 809 01:06:14,790 --> 01:06:17,384 When he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 810 01:06:17,710 --> 01:06:19,223 - What a guy - Makes you cry 811 01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:20,823 Und I did 812 01:06:21,070 --> 01:06:23,425 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 813 01:06:23,630 --> 01:06:25,939 You knew he was a no-good kid 814 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:29,307 But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 815 01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:34,748 - What a guy - Woe, woe, woe 816 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:39,427 - Makes you cry - Hey, hey, hey 817 01:06:39,670 --> 01:06:42,980 Und I did 818 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:46,859 Hey 819 01:06:48,430 --> 01:06:49,419 Oh. 820 01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:01,863 Oh, Rocky! 821 01:07:03,950 --> 01:07:06,020 How could you?! 822 01:07:13,670 --> 01:07:15,422 This way! This way! 823 01:07:18,230 --> 01:07:19,504 Shut up! 824 01:07:20,990 --> 01:07:24,027 I'll tell you once I won 't tell you twice 825 01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:27,660 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 826 01:07:27,910 --> 01:07:31,141 Your apple pie Don 't taste too nice 827 01:07:31,390 --> 01:07:34,587 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 828 01:07:41,110 --> 01:07:44,466 I've laid the seed It should be all you need 829 01:07:44,710 --> 01:07:46,541 You're as sensual as a pencil 830 01:07:46,790 --> 01:07:48,348 Wound up like an E or first string 831 01:07:48,590 --> 01:07:51,024 When we made it Did ya hear a bell ring? 832 01:07:51,710 --> 01:07:54,668 You got a block Well, take my advice 833 01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:58,823 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 834 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:02,586 The transducer Will seduce ya 835 01:08:04,510 --> 01:08:07,263 My feet! I can't move my feet! 836 01:08:07,510 --> 01:08:10,468 My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels. 837 01:08:11,910 --> 01:08:14,026 It's as if we were glued to the spot. 838 01:08:14,470 --> 01:08:16,028 You are. 839 01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:19,661 So quake with fear, you tiny fools. 840 01:08:21,110 --> 01:08:22,384 We're trapped. 841 01:08:23,030 --> 01:08:26,818 It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice 842 01:08:27,030 --> 01:08:27,826 No! 843 01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:31,142 You won't find Earth people the easy mark you imagine. 844 01:08:31,390 --> 01:08:33,267 This sonic transducer... 845 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:37,742 ...it is some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device? 846 01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:39,469 - You mean...? - Yes, Brad. 847 01:08:39,710 --> 01:08:43,020 It's something we ourselves have been working on for a while. 848 01:08:43,270 --> 01:08:46,945 But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. 849 01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:50,341 A device capable of breaking down solid matter... 850 01:08:50,590 --> 01:08:53,821 ...and then projecting it through space, and who knows... 851 01:08:54,070 --> 01:08:57,460 ...perhaps even time itself! 852 01:08:57,710 --> 01:09:00,019 He's gonna send us to another planet? 853 01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:03,267 Planet schmanet, Janet. 854 01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:06,748 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 855 01:09:06,990 --> 01:09:10,824 You'd better wise up Build your thighs up 856 01:09:11,030 --> 01:09:12,463 You'd better wise up 857 01:09:12,710 --> 01:09:14,746 And then she cried out: 858 01:09:14,990 --> 01:09:16,662 Stop! 859 01:09:20,670 --> 01:09:25,585 Don 't get hot and flustered 860 01:09:26,310 --> 01:09:30,428 Use a bit of mustard 861 01:09:30,630 --> 01:09:33,224 You're a hot dog 862 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:36,064 But you'd better not... 863 01:09:36,670 --> 01:09:39,230 ... try to hurt her 864 01:09:39,710 --> 01:09:40,779 Frank Furter 865 01:09:41,830 --> 01:09:44,424 You're a hot dog 866 01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:47,349 But you'd better not... 867 01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:50,423 ... try to hurt her 868 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:52,189 Frank Furter 869 01:09:53,310 --> 01:09:55,380 You're a hot dog 870 01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:01,464 My God! I can't stand any more of this. 871 01:10:01,710 --> 01:10:06,420 First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you toss him like an old coat for Rocky. 872 01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:10,221 You chew people up and then you spit them out again. 873 01:10:10,990 --> 01:10:12,264 I loved you. 874 01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,622 Do you hear me? I loved you. 875 01:10:14,830 --> 01:10:18,220 And what did it get me? I'll tell you, a big nothing. 876 01:10:18,470 --> 01:10:22,463 You're like a sponge. You drain others of their love and emotion. 877 01:10:22,710 --> 01:10:24,223 Well, I've had enough! 878 01:10:24,430 --> 01:10:28,389 Choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. 879 01:10:38,710 --> 01:10:41,429 It's not easy, having a good time. 880 01:10:49,390 --> 01:10:52,427 Even smiling makes my face ache. 881 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:58,429 And my children turn on me. 882 01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:02,021 Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. 883 01:11:04,630 --> 01:11:05,858 Maybe I made a mistake... 884 01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:08,829 ...splitting his brain between the two of them. 885 01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:11,265 I grow weary of this world! 886 01:11:11,510 --> 01:11:14,627 When shall we return to Transylvania?! 887 01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:17,223 Magenta... 888 01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:21,345 ...I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother, Riff Raff. 889 01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:24,024 You have both served me well. 890 01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:28,143 Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. 891 01:11:28,390 --> 01:11:32,827 You'll discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. 892 01:11:33,030 --> 01:11:36,022 I ask for nothing, master. 893 01:11:36,510 --> 01:11:40,423 And you shall receive it in abundance! 894 01:11:42,390 --> 01:11:45,621 Come. We are ready for the floorshow. 895 01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:17,499 And so, by some extraordinary coincidence... 896 01:12:17,710 --> 01:12:20,508 ...fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet... 897 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:24,459 ...should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Everett Scott. 898 01:12:24,710 --> 01:12:26,541 But it was to be in a situation... 899 01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:29,827 ...which none of them could have possibly foreseen. 900 01:12:30,030 --> 01:12:34,308 And just a few hours after announcing their engagement... 901 01:12:34,550 --> 01:12:38,020 ...Brad and Janet had both tasted... 902 01:12:38,910 --> 01:12:40,821 ...forbidden fruit. 903 01:12:42,270 --> 01:12:43,862 This in itself was proof... 904 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:47,341 ...that their host was a man of little morals... 905 01:12:47,590 --> 01:12:50,423 ...and some persuasion. 906 01:12:51,110 --> 01:12:55,626 What further indignities were they to be subjected to? 907 01:12:55,910 --> 01:13:00,620 And what of the floorshow that had been spoken of? 908 01:13:01,230 --> 01:13:03,869 In an empty house... 909 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,943 ...in the middle of the night? 910 01:13:07,190 --> 01:13:09,829 What diabolical plan... 911 01:13:10,070 --> 01:13:14,029 ...had seized Frank's crazed imagination? 912 01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:17,826 What indeed? 913 01:13:18,430 --> 01:13:21,866 From what had gone before, it was clear... 914 01:13:22,110 --> 01:13:25,466 ...that this was to be no picnic. 915 01:13:52,830 --> 01:13:56,459 It was great when it all began 916 01:13:56,710 --> 01:14:01,226 I was a regular Frankie fan 917 01:14:01,430 --> 01:14:04,740 But it was over when he had the plan 918 01:14:04,990 --> 01:14:09,029 To start working on a muscleman 919 01:14:09,230 --> 01:14:12,825 Now the only thing that gives me hope 920 01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:17,421 Is my love of a certain dope 921 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:20,138 Rose tints my world 922 01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:24,065 Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain 923 01:14:25,510 --> 01:14:29,264 I'm just seven hours old 924 01:14:29,510 --> 01:14:32,388 Truly beautiful to behold 925 01:14:33,830 --> 01:14:37,027 And somebody should be told 926 01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:41,064 My libido hasn 't been controlled 927 01:14:41,590 --> 01:14:45,219 Now the only thing I've come to trust 928 01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:49,629 Is an orgasmic rush of lust 929 01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:51,423 Rose tints my world 930 01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:55,822 And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain 931 01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:01,865 It's beyond me 932 01:15:02,110 --> 01:15:06,069 Help me, Mommy 933 01:15:06,350 --> 01:15:09,865 I'll be good, you'll see 934 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:13,420 Take this dream away 935 01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:16,545 What's this 936 01:15:16,790 --> 01:15:18,621 Let's see 937 01:15:18,870 --> 01:15:22,226 I feel sexy 938 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:26,229 What's come over me 939 01:15:26,630 --> 01:15:29,303 Here it comes again 940 01:15:32,430 --> 01:15:36,059 I feel released 941 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:39,427 Bad times deceased 942 01:15:39,630 --> 01:15:42,747 My confidence has increased 943 01:15:44,030 --> 01:15:47,022 Reality is here 944 01:15:47,230 --> 01:15:51,269 The game has been disbanded 945 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:54,820 My mind has been expanded 946 01:15:55,030 --> 01:15:58,102 It's a gas that Frankie's landed 947 01:15:59,230 --> 01:16:03,621 His lust is so sincere 948 01:16:37,910 --> 01:16:39,741 Whatever happened... 949 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:42,424 ... to Fay Wray 950 01:16:42,910 --> 01:16:44,662 That delicate... 951 01:16:44,910 --> 01:16:49,267 ...satin-draped frame 952 01:16:50,390 --> 01:16:54,429 As it clung to her thigh 953 01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:59,625 How I started to cry 954 01:17:00,990 --> 01:17:03,868 'Cause I wanted to be dressed 955 01:17:04,110 --> 01:17:08,228 Just the same 956 01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:11,546 Give yourself over 957 01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:15,669 To absolute pleasure 958 01:17:15,910 --> 01:17:18,868 Swim the warm waters 959 01:17:19,110 --> 01:17:22,659 Of sins of the flesh 960 01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:25,629 Erotic nightmares 961 01:17:25,830 --> 01:17:29,459 Beyond any measure 962 01:17:29,710 --> 01:17:32,861 And sensual daydreams 963 01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:37,467 To treasure forever 964 01:17:37,710 --> 01:17:42,625 Can 't you just see it 965 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:58,422 Don 't dream it 966 01:17:59,710 --> 01:18:02,429 Be it 967 01:18:02,630 --> 01:18:06,225 Don 't dream it 968 01:18:07,110 --> 01:18:09,829 Be it 969 01:18:10,070 --> 01:18:13,028 Don 't dream it 970 01:18:14,310 --> 01:18:16,107 Be it 971 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:28,702 Don 't dream it 972 01:18:28,950 --> 01:18:31,384 Be it 973 01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:03,420 We've got to get... 974 01:19:03,710 --> 01:19:05,428 ...out of this trap... 975 01:19:06,630 --> 01:19:10,225 ...before this decadence... 976 01:19:10,910 --> 01:19:13,185 ...saps our wills. 977 01:19:14,390 --> 01:19:16,620 I've got to be strong... 978 01:19:17,030 --> 01:19:19,419 ...und try to hang on. 979 01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:22,867 Or else my mind... 980 01:19:24,110 --> 01:19:26,419 ...may well snap. 981 01:19:27,190 --> 01:19:31,229 Und my life will be lived... 982 01:19:32,790 --> 01:19:37,466 ...for the thrill 983 01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:44,940 It's beyond me 984 01:19:45,190 --> 01:19:48,227 Help me, Mommy 985 01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:50,421 God bless... 986 01:19:50,670 --> 01:19:54,663 ...Lily St. Cyr 987 01:19:56,870 --> 01:19:58,906 My, my, my, my 988 01:19:59,150 --> 01:20:01,345 My, my, my, my 989 01:20:01,590 --> 01:20:03,467 I'm a wild and untamed thing 990 01:20:03,710 --> 01:20:05,666 I'm a bee with a deadly sting 991 01:20:05,910 --> 01:20:08,060 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 992 01:20:08,310 --> 01:20:10,426 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 993 01:20:10,670 --> 01:20:12,820 Let the party and the sounds rock on 994 01:20:13,030 --> 01:20:15,498 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 995 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:19,982 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 996 01:20:22,510 --> 01:20:24,466 We're a wild and an untamed thing 997 01:20:24,710 --> 01:20:26,621 We're a bee with a deadly sting 998 01:20:26,870 --> 01:20:29,145 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 999 01:20:29,390 --> 01:20:31,267 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 1000 01:20:31,510 --> 01:20:33,660 So let the party And the sounds rock on 1001 01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:36,504 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 1002 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:41,426 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 1003 01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:53,301 We're a wild and an untamed thing 1004 01:20:53,550 --> 01:20:55,984 We're a bee with a deadly sting 1005 01:20:56,230 --> 01:20:58,221 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 1006 01:20:58,470 --> 01:20:59,983 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 1007 01:21:00,470 --> 01:21:02,540 So let the party And the sounds rock on 1008 01:21:02,790 --> 01:21:05,099 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 1009 01:21:05,350 --> 01:21:10,026 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 1010 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:16,349 Frank N. Furter 1011 01:21:16,590 --> 01:21:19,309 It's all over 1012 01:21:19,710 --> 01:21:22,668 Your mission is a failure 1013 01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:26,220 Your lifestyle's too extreme 1014 01:21:26,470 --> 01:21:29,621 I'm your new commander 1015 01:21:29,830 --> 01:21:32,185 You now are my prisoner 1016 01:21:32,430 --> 01:21:35,627 We return to Transylvania 1017 01:21:36,310 --> 01:21:41,225 Prepare the transit beam 1018 01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:44,384 Wait! 1019 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,388 I can explain. 1020 01:22:17,790 --> 01:22:21,749 On the day I went away 1021 01:22:21,990 --> 01:22:25,744 Goodbye 1022 01:22:25,990 --> 01:22:28,788 Was all I had to say 1023 01:22:29,390 --> 01:22:32,188 Now I 1024 01:22:33,350 --> 01:22:36,626 I want to come again and stay 1025 01:22:36,870 --> 01:22:39,543 Oh, my, my 1026 01:22:39,790 --> 01:22:44,705 Smile and that will mean I may 1027 01:22:50,190 --> 01:22:51,418 'Cause I've seen 1028 01:22:54,710 --> 01:22:59,625 Blue skies through the tears 1029 01:23:00,710 --> 01:23:01,699 In my eyes 1030 01:23:04,870 --> 01:23:07,100 And I realize 1031 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:12,503 I'm going home 1032 01:23:16,510 --> 01:23:19,900 I'm going home 1033 01:23:26,790 --> 01:23:30,305 Everywhere it's been the same 1034 01:23:31,070 --> 01:23:34,619 Feeling 1035 01:23:34,870 --> 01:23:38,146 Like I'm outside in the rain 1036 01:23:38,390 --> 01:23:41,302 Wheeling 1037 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:45,145 Free to try and find a game 1038 01:23:45,390 --> 01:23:48,029 Dealing 1039 01:23:48,270 --> 01:23:50,738 Cards for sorrow 1040 01:23:50,990 --> 01:23:55,905 Cards for pain 1041 01:23:58,150 --> 01:24:00,106 'Cause I've seen 1042 01:24:02,550 --> 01:24:04,780 Blue skies 1043 01:24:05,030 --> 01:24:08,102 Through the tears 1044 01:24:08,350 --> 01:24:10,500 In my eyes 1045 01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:14,899 And I realize 1046 01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:19,665 That I'm going home 1047 01:24:23,910 --> 01:24:28,506 I'm going home 1048 01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:34,500 I'm going home 1049 01:24:39,190 --> 01:24:44,105 I'm going home 1050 01:25:07,350 --> 01:25:10,308 How sentimental. 1051 01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:23,466 And also presumptuous of you. 1052 01:25:25,390 --> 01:25:28,302 You see, when I said "we"... 1053 01:25:28,550 --> 01:25:31,018 ...were to return to Transylvania... 1054 01:25:31,270 --> 01:25:33,545 ...I referred only to Magenta and myself. 1055 01:25:34,510 --> 01:25:37,707 I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading... 1056 01:25:37,910 --> 01:25:38,945 ...but you see... 1057 01:25:39,190 --> 01:25:41,909 ...you are to remain here. 1058 01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:44,699 In spirit anyway. 1059 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:47,908 Good heavens, that's a laser. 1060 01:25:48,110 --> 01:25:49,429 Yes, Dr. Scott. 1061 01:25:50,190 --> 01:25:53,899 A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter. 1062 01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:56,622 You're going to kill him? 1063 01:25:57,190 --> 01:26:00,102 - What's his crime? - You saw what became of Eddie. 1064 01:26:00,350 --> 01:26:02,466 Society must be protected. 1065 01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,906 Exactly, Dr. Scott. 1066 01:26:05,110 --> 01:26:07,908 Now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come 1067 01:26:08,590 --> 01:26:11,900 Say goodbye to all of this... 1068 01:26:13,190 --> 01:26:16,978 ...and hello to oblivion. 1069 01:26:33,590 --> 01:26:34,705 No. 1070 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:36,179 No. 1071 01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:37,903 No! 1072 01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:05,709 Good God! 1073 01:28:06,910 --> 01:28:08,104 You killed them. 1074 01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:12,901 But I thought you liked them. They liked you. 1075 01:28:13,510 --> 01:28:15,899 They didn't like me! 1076 01:28:16,790 --> 01:28:19,099 They never liked me! 1077 01:28:19,390 --> 01:28:21,108 You did right. 1078 01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:37,702 A decision had to be made. 1079 01:28:38,190 --> 01:28:40,306 You're okay by me. 1080 01:28:41,390 --> 01:28:43,301 Dr. Scott... 1081 01:28:44,190 --> 01:28:48,422 ...I'm sorry about your nephew. 1082 01:28:48,670 --> 01:28:49,898 Eddie? 1083 01:28:50,390 --> 01:28:53,507 Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best. 1084 01:28:55,750 --> 01:28:59,709 You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. 1085 01:28:59,990 --> 01:29:02,550 We are about to beam the entire house... 1086 01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:05,429 ...back to the planet of Transsexual... 1087 01:29:05,670 --> 01:29:08,707 ...in the galaxy of Transylvania. 1088 01:29:10,190 --> 01:29:11,305 Go. 1089 01:29:12,470 --> 01:29:13,698 Now. 1090 01:29:25,910 --> 01:29:29,698 Our noble mission is almost completed... 1091 01:29:31,150 --> 01:29:33,300 ...my most beautiful sister. 1092 01:29:34,070 --> 01:29:38,302 And soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores... 1093 01:29:38,550 --> 01:29:40,700 ...of our beloved planet. 1094 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:46,508 Sweet Transsexual. 1095 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:50,303 Land of night. 1096 01:29:51,190 --> 01:29:56,105 To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain. 1097 01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:02,907 To take that... 1098 01:30:04,670 --> 01:30:07,707 ...step to the right. 1099 01:30:09,590 --> 01:30:12,309 But it's the pelvic thrust 1100 01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:15,701 That really drives you insane 1101 01:30:16,270 --> 01:30:19,103 And our world... 1102 01:30:19,350 --> 01:30:24,105 ...will do the time warp again! 1103 01:30:43,190 --> 01:30:46,421 I've done a lot 1104 01:30:46,670 --> 01:30:50,709 God knows I've tried 1105 01:30:50,910 --> 01:30:54,346 To find the truth 1106 01:30:54,590 --> 01:30:58,708 I've even lied 1107 01:30:58,950 --> 01:31:02,306 But all I know 1108 01:31:02,550 --> 01:31:05,542 Is down inside 1109 01:31:05,790 --> 01:31:10,147 I'm bleeding 1110 01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:18,108 And superheroes 1111 01:31:18,310 --> 01:31:21,507 Come to feast 1112 01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:25,106 To taste the flesh 1113 01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:28,820 Not yet deceased 1114 01:31:29,070 --> 01:31:32,699 And all I know 1115 01:31:32,910 --> 01:31:35,743 Is still the beast 1116 01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:39,699 Is feeding 1117 01:32:28,950 --> 01:32:30,906 And crawling 1118 01:32:32,270 --> 01:32:34,704 On the planet's face 1119 01:32:35,510 --> 01:32:38,104 Some insects 1120 01:32:38,950 --> 01:32:41,703 Called the human race 1121 01:32:43,590 --> 01:32:45,899 Lost in time 1122 01:32:48,590 --> 01:32:51,104 And lost in space 1123 01:32:51,750 --> 01:32:53,706 And meaning 1124 01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:57,338 Meaning 1125 01:33:12,870 --> 01:33:16,340 Science fiction 1126 01:33:18,790 --> 01:33:22,146 Double feature 1127 01:33:24,470 --> 01:33:27,826 Frank has built... 1128 01:33:30,070 --> 01:33:33,779 ...and lost his creature 1129 01:33:34,990 --> 01:33:39,427 Darkness has conquered 1130 01:33:41,190 --> 01:33:45,069 Brad and Janet 1131 01:33:46,110 --> 01:33:50,501 The servants gone 1132 01:33:51,950 --> 01:33:55,704 To a distant planet 1133 01:34:01,270 --> 01:34:03,738 At the late-night 1134 01:34:03,990 --> 01:34:06,550 Double feature 1135 01:34:06,790 --> 01:34:08,940 Picture show 1136 01:34:09,190 --> 01:34:11,909 I want to go 1137 01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:20,344 To the late-night 1138 01:34:20,590 --> 01:34:22,706 Double feature 1139 01:34:22,910 --> 01:34:27,825 Picture show 1140 01:35:20,630 --> 01:35:21,619 Subtitles by Gelula/SDI