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When I was a boy,
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Tickle Head was
a proud fishing harbour.
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Back then, people
from Tickle Head
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were strong, dignified, brave.
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Their days were
filled with purpose.
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By no means was this life
for the faint at heart,
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for the weak or the lazy.
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But as I look back now,
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I can truly say
life was a thing of beauty.
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My father would labour 14 hours a day
till his hands were raw,
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risking life and limb,
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fighting the merciless sea,
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all to put food on the table,
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a roof over our heads,
warmth in our stove.
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At day's end,
my father glowed with pride
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because he knew, deep down,
he'd earned it.
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He earned every precious, beautiful
moment life gave back to him.
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'Cause he knew his hard work
made him worthy,
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worthy of the cod on his plate,
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the smell of
the salt on his skin,
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worthy of the stars
in the sky.
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Oh, Ernest!
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Alice!
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The whole harbour was worthy
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of every consequence
of happiness...
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There were even some
who believed
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they were more worthy
than others.
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True happiness.
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Murray, stop
buggin' the cat.
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Mornin', Anne.
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Hey, how's it going?
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- Mornin', Sammy.
- Thanks.
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Mornin', Seez.
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Heya, Frankie.
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There you are,
my love.
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Thanks, Kath.
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Mornin', Murray.
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Thank you,
and Mr. Pelley asked me
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to pick up
his welfare cheque.
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There you go.
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- Thank you.
- Have a good one.
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Catch you later.
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Mornin', Joe.
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Thank you.
Wonderful.
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There you go.
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Have a nice day, and don't
forget the town meeting, OK?
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Thanks, Henry.
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Next.
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This is my cheque,
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and this is
Mr. Pelley's cheque.
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Murray, now,
we've been through this.
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I've explained this.
I can't-
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We go through
this every month.
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- I could lose my job.
- You will not.
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You have seen Mr. Pelley's
power of attorney.
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It's fraudulent!
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This is
totally legal.
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This is illegal!
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Thanks.
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And don't forget
the town meeting, OK?
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Next.
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My brother called.
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Oh yeah?
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How's he doing?
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Good.
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There's a job
available in St. John's.
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Of course!
You prefer to stay here.
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This is our home.
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You prefer to stay here and
live like thieves, Murray.
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Thieves?
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You steal from
the cable company!
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You rigged up our
electrical box!
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That wasn't on purpose.
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You sell the salmon
you catch in your herring nets
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and you're still
cashing that
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2nd illegal welfare cheque
every month.
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Illegal?
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This is a power
of attorney.
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It is written in
black and white.
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It is my duty and
moral obligation
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to pick up and to deposit
Mr. Pelley's welfare cheque.
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It is Mr. Pelley himself
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who wrote this particular
power of attorney.
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Mr. Pelley has
given me a mission!
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Mr. Pelley's dead.
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Not in the
government registry.
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Until Mr. Pelley
is dead everywhere,
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I have a moral duty.
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Murray, why does this always
have to be your decision?
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'Cause I'd be the one
who'd be workin'!
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This job is for me, Murray.
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I'd be the one
who'd be workin'.
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Murray...
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It's the town meeting.
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Murray.
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What am I gonna
tell my brother?
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Murray!
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Where is everyone?
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Stuck in traffic.
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Murray?
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This is quite
the surprise.
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Shag off.
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All right. Now, the company is
still considering our proposal
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for the factory.
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So I offered them a full tax
exemption to sweeten the deal.
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Tax exemption? Why would you
give them a full tax exemption?
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I mean, 2% less than Port Anne
would've enticed them.
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Enticed them?
Enticed them?
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Henry, I didn't want
to entice them!
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I wanted to
blind them.
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I wanted to blind them
so they wouldn't notice
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the gaping holes
in our bid.
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Yeah but A full tax exemption?
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But that's not
the problem, 'cause-
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But for how
many years?
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Forever, Henry, forever.
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The real problem is-
- But I-
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Forever! I offered them full
tax exemption forever
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and I threw in your
daughter's virginity.
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What the hell
are you talkin' about?
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Oh, Henry,
Tom is pulling your leg.
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Everyone knows Lucy gave
that away long ago.
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Look, the tax exemption and
his daughter's virginity
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are irrelevant.
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Why?
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The company
insurance requires
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that the town have
a resident doctor.
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No doctor, no factory.
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So why don't-
Let's just get a doctor.
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We've been looking for
8 friggin' years, Murray!
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Well, let's stop lookin'
and start findin'!
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You're our mayor, right?
You're "the" guy.
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I know you can do this!
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You said you would
and you will!
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What would Barb
be doin' in town?
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She won't be
going to town.
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Well, if she goes, though.
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If she goes, where
will it leave you?
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- What do you mean?
- Well, she'll be working.
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Where will that leave you?
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What will be your role?
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You'll become the new
little missus, I guess.
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I guess you'll be shopping
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and doing the cooking,
laundry and the gossiping.
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They sometimes like to
do arts and crafts together.
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They do yoga sessions.
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Oh my God,
you'll love yoga, b'y.
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Great for the posture.
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She'll be the new boss,
in a sexual perspective now.
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Who'll be doing
the driving?
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She won't be
goin' to town.
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Come on, now! Another tune!
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Murray!
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Lizzy, grab the box.
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With all that stuff?
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Yes, grab the bottom.
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thank you, darlin'.
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Murray!
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What's goin' on?
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Holidays.
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Holiday?
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With your furniture?
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I got a job in town.
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You knows what
it's like, Murray.
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And young Lizzie there
desperately needs braces.
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You can't do
it here so...
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She's got horrible teeth.
She's got her mother's teeth.
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Thank you, Tom.
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Honey, you know
what I mean.
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- Of course. I'm ugly.
- Sheryl!
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At least she doesn't
have your ears.
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Don't start with my ears!
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What about the factory,
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Mr. Mayor?
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Enjoy your holiday, buddy.
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You leavin' me?
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I'm not leavin'
you, Murray.
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I'm goin' to work.
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We're this close to
gettin' a doctor.
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I don't like what
we've become, Murray.
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These are tough times.
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It's not
the times.
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It's us.
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I don't recognize us.
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Barb!
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This is it, Simon.
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This is it.
I'm leavin'.
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Will you come
visit me in town?
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Nope.
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Simon.
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I'm afraid of flyin'.
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Yeah, well, drive down.
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I don't drive.
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I'm serious.
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I'm gonna need you to come
visit me from time to time.
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I won't.
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Take the bus.
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I do not know how
to take the bus.
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Well, then how
do you go to town?
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I've never
been to town.
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Never?
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No.
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You've never
been to town?
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Nope!
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Lucky dog.
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Lucky dog.
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Welcome to St. John's
International Airport.
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For passengers making
a connecting flight to Toronto,
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please report to Gate C...
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No, no. OK, no,
I'm not still drunk.
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No, I'm not.
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Babe, honestly,
I don't know what else to say.
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I've said I'm sorry.
I'll say it again, I'm sorry!
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I unfortunately
missed my flight.
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I just paid an astronomical
amount of money
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to get on the next,
which I will.
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I have 35 minutes
to make my connection.
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Bye, Paul.
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- Hey, boss.
- Hey.
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Hold on one sec.
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Can I get you to go
this way, please?
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What?
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00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,623
- Just over this way.
- No, no, no, sir.
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This way, sir.
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See, I'm late.
I got a connection.
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Just over here, sir.
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Right.
That's awesome.
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This is good.
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Shorts.
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That's a shirt.
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00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,941
Those are, uh,
cricket balls.
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Cricket?
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Yeah. I play cricket.
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Just won a tournament.
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Hence the trophy and
the hangover, sir.
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00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,520
I'm kind of in
a rush, you know?
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I've got a flight
to catch-
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Sir, please.
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Sir, I'm a doctor, OK?
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I'm due for surgery,
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and while you're
itemizing my toiletries,
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there's a young
child named Jimmy
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that's pondering his
future as an amputee.
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00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,468
He might lose
his leg, sir.
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Jimmy might lose his leg,
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and I need to leave
immediately for Jimmy's sake.
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Right now, sir.
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Now! Right. OK.
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OK, that's cocaine.
That's cocaine. OK?
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00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,984
And I just finished my
residency as a plastic surgeon.
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00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,821
And I am damned good and I can
fix anything you want for free.
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Free of charge, pro bono.
Maybe on your wife perhaps?
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00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,860
Maybe she needs
a fresh bosom,
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maybe a tuck to her rear,
make it sing again.
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00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,064
I could work
miracles, sir.
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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,533
Maybe I could fix-
I could fix your ears.
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Don't start
with my ears.
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So you're a doctor.
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00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,574
Yes, sir.
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Where is
everyone?
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It's that bloody
traffic again.
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Sweet Jesus!
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,949
Hear ye, hear ye!
265
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,888
Hear ye, goddammit, hear ye!
266
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,523
OK, I'm gonna tell you one thing
and it's not another!
267
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,260
If you hear
the church bell ringin'
268
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,765
and it ain't the
Sunday mornin',
269
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,633
it's because of
the town meetin'.
270
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,369
And if there's
a town meetin',
271
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,605
it's because the town bloody
well needs a town meetin'!
272
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,879
It's your civic duty
to be there!
273
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:08,467
OK. First order of business.
274
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,416
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am pleased to announce
275
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:15,420
that a doctor is comin'
to Tickle Head for one month.
276
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,187
We have exactly one month
to convince our good doctor
277
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,292
to sign long term.
278
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,762
Because we have just heard
279
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,831
that if the doctor chooses
to stay here in Tickle Head,
280
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,266
we gets the factory!
281
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,744
We get a doctor,
the factory is a done deal.
282
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,476
Right? Done deal!
283
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,779
What is this factory?
284
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,749
Herbert, we have been through
this a hundred times.
285
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,319
It is a petrochemical by-product
repurposing facility.
286
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,656
What does the
factory make?
287
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,125
It's very simple, Herbert.
288
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,226
They take petrochemical waste
from the oil rigs and such
289
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,098
and, uh...
290
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,966
I don't know.
They make jobs.
291
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,702
They make full-time jobs
for everyone.
292
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,438
Who wants to earn
a paycheque?
293
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,306
Who wants to shove
the welfare cheque
294
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,008
right up the government's arse?
295
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,544
Who wants to work again?
296
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,521
Well, raise your hands.
Raise your hands!
297
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,656
There you go! Yes!
Raise your hands, yes!
298
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,295
Yes!
299
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,404
Now, we have one month
300
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:44,399
to make our man here,
Dr. Paul Lewis, believe.
301
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:47,178
One month, to make him
believe like a child,
302
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:47,879
believe that Tickle Head is
the finest place on earth
303
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,051
to call home.
304
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,388
One month.
305
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,490
All right!
306
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,425
Yeah!
307
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,927
There's a whole lot
of stuff on the beach.
308
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,496
We need a big,
big cleanup.
309
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,897
We do need
a big cleanup.
310
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,666
We do. We've gotta get
some young fellas out there.
311
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,201
Murray, it's
not a done deal.
312
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,370
And then the whole
beautification process,
313
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,605
you know, you were saying,
314
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,773
like, maybe paint her up
a little bit and...
315
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,909
But, it has to be more
than that, you know.
316
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:21,779
The whole harbour has to
be tailor-made for him.
317
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,081
So we must have a
cocaine-friendly village.
318
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,453
Murray, it's
not a done deal.
319
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,222
It's nowhere near
being a done deal,
320
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,857
I didn't say
"done deal".
321
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,559
Yeah, you said
"done deal"!
322
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,528
Well, I need people
to believe in this.
323
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,363
Yeah, but it's a lie.
324
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,065
Well, right now,
lies is all we got.
325
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,067
It's gotta be love
at first sight.
326
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,803
That's right.
Every detail is important.
327
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,793
For example, Mr. Mayor said
the doctor loves cricket.
328
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,776
- Cricket, cricket?
- Yeah.
329
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,044
That's disgusting.
330
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,780
I mean, sushi
is bad enough.
331
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,583
No, cricket!
The sport! Cricket!
332
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,919
The sport, for God's sake!
The sport!
333
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,054
What do they,
like, race 'em?
334
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,323
No, it's with a ball
and the flat bat.
335
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,991
Have you never seen it?
336
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,259
No!
337
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,661
Yeah.
338
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,131
They must be some
small bats, what! Crickets!
339
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,432
Listen.
Yeah, listen.
340
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,767
What else we got?
341
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,902
There's a whole slew
of houses down there
342
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,103
that need some work...
343
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,005
You know what
would seduce him?
344
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,675
You know what would
seduce him? Findin' money.
345
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,909
What?
346
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,010
Findin' money.
347
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,512
Nothing makes me happier.
348
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,147
It's-it's satisfying.
349
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,916
I mean, you're walkin'
along and then, bam!
350
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,252
There's 5 bucks just
lying there, you know?
351
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,653
You feel lucky.
352
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:38,256
We have one
chance at this.
353
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:41,359
Let's not mess it up.
354
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,694
You said
small details!
355
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:47,298
Henry, don't
mess this up.
356
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,449
Well, one of the
first houses he'll see.
357
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,187
I know.
358
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,221
It does not give a good
first impression, b'y.
359
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,794
Bloody painful.
360
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:17,895
Turn it! Turn it! Hold it!
361
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,399
That's it. That's it!
362
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,737
Right. So, here's
the cricket uniform.
363
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,341
There's the cricket field...
364
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,713
The rules.
365
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,885
I could print it for ya.
366
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,264
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
367
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,858
Is there... anything else?
368
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,159
Nah.
369
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,927
No.
370
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,195
Can you show us some
photos of naughty nurses?
371
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,434
Sure.
372
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,373
I got 'em.
373
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,775
Great.
374
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,377
All right, OK.
375
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,712
Now, it is your civic duty
376
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,517
to study these rules.
377
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,352
Don't like
the sound of that.
378
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,521
We must all become
cricket aficionados.
379
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,556
Fill them out there.
Here we go.
380
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:22,093
It's kind of like baseball
but it's only 2 two bases
381
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,362
and no one wears gloves.
382
00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:28,499
One guy wears a glove.
383
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,869
Here you go, Joe.
384
00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,973
Now the cricket pitch
is a circle
385
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,942
with a rectangle in the middle.
386
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,244
You can do that, right?
You got lime?
387
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,479
Sure, I got bags.
388
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,247
All right,
let's get to it.
389
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:51,657
We're gonna need
a whole lot of whites.
390
00:24:52,472 --> 00:24:54,908
Where are we going to
get all these whites?
391
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,542
One, two, three.
392
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,357
These are pink!
393
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,092
Yeah, we can
just bleach 'em.
394
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:29,527
But these are pink!
395
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,662
We can just bleach them!
396
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:32,497
And so the doctor will be
staying in our beautiful home
397
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,602
for a month.
398
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:38,970
What about us?
399
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,205
We'll be staying
with the Williamses.
400
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,876
Anyone else have
any announcements
401
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,548
they'd like to make?
402
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,849
Lucy?
403
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,518
What?
404
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,521
Anything anyone
would like to share?
405
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:59,023
News, updates.
406
00:25:59,948 --> 00:26:02,628
New milestones achieved,
407
00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:05,163
barriers broken?
408
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,575
This is it.
409
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,709
What?
410
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,879
What?
411
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,616
Sweet Jesus.
412
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,251
Do we know how
to hook it up?
413
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,190
No idea.
414
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,425
It's still very pink.
415
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,726
That's not pink.
416
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,933
It's pink.
417
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:20,571
Even at night,
it's horrendous.
418
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:28,546
What the hell are
you talkin' about?
419
00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:29,614
Nothing, really.
420
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:32,083
Just, you know,
everybody's pitchin' in.
421
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,584
Yeah. You're using my attic!
422
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,587
Well, we appreciate that,
but this would really help,
423
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,989
and only you can do it.
424
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,290
Out of the question!
425
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,992
Just... a little flirt.
426
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,493
Murray! No!
427
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,428
I'm not talkin'
about intercourse.
428
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,763
Intercourse?
429
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,900
I said I am not
talking about intercourse.
430
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,167
I'm not a hooker, Murray.
431
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,003
I know you're not a hooker.
432
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,605
You're a beautiful,
young woman.
433
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:57,108
All I'm asking
is if it's possible
434
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,911
to adopt a flirtatious
attitude towards the doctor.
435
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,246
No! He's happily engaged!
436
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:04,749
Yeah, exactly!
437
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,351
So what would be the point
of me flirtin' with him?
438
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,320
Well, just his
manhood, you know,
439
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,622
just let him feel
desired and feel alive,
440
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,091
make Tickle Head
a great place to be a man!
441
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,826
And that's
what you want?
442
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:18,496
That's would make
you happy, Murray,
443
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,131
watching me come on
to a stranger?
444
00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,336
Yes.
445
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,004
No. The answer's no.
446
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,207
And if you asked me,
I'd say no to the factory too.
447
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,044
It's a petrochemical
by-product repurposing facility!
448
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,211
It's the oil company!
449
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,212
It's recycling!
450
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,048
That's good, eh?
That's good, right?
451
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,817
That's just something they're
doin' for public image,
452
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,186
to repay for environmental
damage they done!
453
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:43,821
So let 'em pay!
454
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,623
I don't want the
oil company here!
455
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:48,693
Well, you know, that's
very easy for you to say
456
00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:49,827
with a job, right?
457
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,529
Government job
with vacation pay.
458
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,731
All I'm asking for
is a little flirt!
459
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,499
Hey, Annette.
460
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:58,402
You're cracked.
461
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,403
You're cracked!
462
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,138
I know you're
good for it.
463
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,124
A cricket match is divided
into periods called innings.
464
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,831
One team fields
and the other bats.
465
00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:27,632
The 2 teams switch between
fielding and batting
466
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:33,537
after each inning.
467
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,740
All right,
so we switch around.
468
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:36,707
Now, all 11 members of the
fielding team take the field,
469
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:43,681
but the only 2 members
of the batting team
470
00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:46,384
are on the field
at any given time.
471
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,019
You stand
side-by-side or what?
472
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,453
Opposite ends
of the field?
473
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,123
Come on! Does this make
sense to any of you?
474
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,392
Hold up. Give me
a chance to look at it!
475
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,595
Joe! Joe, we're sorry we took
your oars now, all right?
476
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,596
Give me the-
477
00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,964
Come on,
that's enough!
478
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:00,931
Now's not the time
for questions.
479
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,706
All right, go!
480
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:11,108
Hold it!
That was awful!
481
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,543
Awful! Bloody awful!
482
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:13,778
Go!
483
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:14,812
Right foot!
484
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,947
Left foot! Right foot!
485
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:18,749
That's your left
foot, Henry.
486
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,085
Go back.
487
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,654
Right foot!
Left foot!
488
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,257
Right to the side!
Follow through!
489
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,492
There you go. Back to
where you were.
490
00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:41,238
OK, Henry.
491
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,507
That's gotta hurt.
492
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,076
Just swing it up!
493
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:47,411
Ho ho ho!
He's out!
494
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,251
What happens now?
He caught it.
495
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:55,920
You gotta
run now.
496
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:57,154
Yeah, you gotta run.
497
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,155
He dropped it.
498
00:30:58,156 --> 00:30:59,457
Run!
499
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,925
You too,
you gotta run.
500
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,194
Don't knock him over.
501
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,396
Keep goin'.
Where's the ball?
502
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,045
Oh, yes! Yeah.
503
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,013
And this is for the top.
504
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,382
Yeah, yeah.
505
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,184
He looks the part.
You look good! Dapper!
506
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,820
And I put some extra
protection down there for you.
507
00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:31,989
Yes, good. There.
508
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,158
Why... why is it pink?
509
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,562
Good luck, Murray!
510
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,436
Good luck!
511
00:31:40,471 --> 00:31:42,032
Come on.
512
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,605
I took the wrong one!
513
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,882
How's he doin'?
514
00:31:57,883 --> 00:31:59,850
Not good.
515
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,565
You OK?
516
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,867
All good.
517
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,669
It's this fresh
air. I just-
518
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:19,603
I'm just used to, like, this
dense, dense smog, you know?
519
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:25,743
That's why I never
left the city.
520
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,511
I get these anxiety attacks
521
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,114
when I'm not mugged by
a homeless person
522
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,749
on a daily
basis, you know?
523
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,645
Yeah.
524
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,686
Yeah, those
don't work here.
525
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:40,124
Land lines only. Sorry.
526
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,059
That's... that's great.
527
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,478
They're coming'!
528
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,479
What?
529
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,480
They're comin'!
530
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,881
Everybody up!
531
00:33:03,882 --> 00:33:06,383
Come on, everybody together!
532
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,082
Get in your positions!
Let's play cricket!
533
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,240
You gotta
be kidding me.
534
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,845
What the-
Is this for real?
535
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:39,850
This!
536
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,253
Do you-do you
like cricket?
537
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:44,088
Love cricket.
538
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,122
I live for cricket.
539
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,123
Really?
540
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,124
You play?
541
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,692
Oh yeah! Love that!
542
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,693
Really?
543
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,028
Oh yeah.
544
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,364
We got the final game
of the season here.
545
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,965
Good boy!
546
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,166
Well done!
547
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,669
Nice one!
548
00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:02,540
Come on! Come on!
549
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,442
No checking, no checking!
550
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,044
Our fathers played.
551
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,014
It's a great tradition
in our small harbour.
552
00:34:10,015 --> 00:34:11,081
That's definitely a field
setting I've never seen before.
553
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,720
Yeah, I know.
I keep tellin' them,
554
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,955
but they don't listen.
555
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,256
Final game, huh?
556
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,497
Let's go.
557
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,299
- We gotta go!
- Not possible.
558
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,200
A few overs never
hurt no one.
559
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:31,835
Nah, they hate spectators.
560
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:32,903
We have to, Murray.
561
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,806
Let's go.
562
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,864
A few overs for me.
563
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,814
Thank you.
564
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,817
He wants to
watch the match.
565
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,319
What?
566
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,386
Well, that's it then.
567
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,155
The arse has
gone out of her.
568
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,590
No, no. Sound the horn.
I'll think of something.
569
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,527
Peter, you're next!
570
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,828
Come on!
571
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,330
Get it together,
for God's sake!
572
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,597
They're coming.
573
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:01,598
What?
574
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600
They're coming!
575
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,601
They're-they're coming!
576
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,836
They're coming!
577
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,037
Sweet Christ.
578
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,205
Any idea what happens
579
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,340
after we hit the ball?
580
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,941
No.
581
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,110
Is there a plan B
you haven't told us about?
582
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,378
No plan B.
583
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,046
The doctor might
find it peculiar
584
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,082
that we're dressed up
as cricket players,
585
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,284
that we're playing with
equipment that looks
586
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,418
like cricket equipment,
587
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:22,953
but we have
absolutely no idea
588
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,221
how to play cricket!
589
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,691
Keep playing!
590
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,998
It's all right.
It's all right.
591
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,301
Jumpin' Jesus!
592
00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:40,938
What do we do?
What do we do?
593
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,606
I thought you'd
all love hockey!
594
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,908
What do we do?
What do we do?
595
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,144
We can't stand hockey.
596
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:51,882
What do we do?
What do we do?
597
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,751
Simon! What do we do?
598
00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,435
There you go.
Game's over.
599
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,206
Season's over.
Let's get back to the boat.
600
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,482
Both teams won?
601
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,352
Well, one team won the league,
one team won the match.
602
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,288
You know. It's, uh,
it's basic good sportsmanship.
603
00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:37,995
Not too close, son.
604
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,697
Sorry.
605
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,470
Thank you.
606
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,372
Yeah!
607
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,775
It's a small harbour,
but it's got a big heart!
608
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,379
Come on, they'll
deliver the rest.
609
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,448
Yeah. Thank you.
610
00:36:59,152 --> 00:37:01,874
They'll deliver that up.
That's all right. Come on.
611
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,830
That is the pride
of Tickle Head.
612
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:13,964
We can't touch her.
613
00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,659
Here we are. Door's open.
614
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,661
The stuff will be up
in a minute.
615
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,330
All right.
616
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,298
Well, thank you.
617
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,033
Will you be
needing any cocaine?
618
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,773
I'm sorry, what?
619
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:59,209
We're down with it.
620
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,246
Yeah, it's... it's...
621
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,715
It's not really... OK!
622
00:38:05,168 --> 00:38:06,938
But thanks.
623
00:38:08,781 --> 00:38:11,446
Enjoy our
beautiful harbour.
624
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,987
I can hear something.
625
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,256
I can definitely
hear something.
626
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,324
He's dialling.
627
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:21,491
Yeah, he is!
628
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:25,095
Turn it up.
Put it on speakers!
629
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,434
Jesus!
630
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:31,802
Helen?
631
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,670
Hello?
- Helen!
632
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,339
- Don't touch that knob!
- It's...
633
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:38,842
Henry!
634
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:39,943
No, no, no!
635
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,445
There.
636
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,146
Helen, can you hear me?
637
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,381
Hello?
638
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,782
- Hey, it's Paul.
- Paul!
639
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:47,484
You wouldn't
believe the number
640
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:50,187
of upset clients of yours
that I had to deal with today.
641
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,489
- It works!
- Mrs. Goldwater yelled at me
642
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,458
'cause she won't get
her new breasts
643
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,293
in time for
her daughter's wedding.
644
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:57,961
Have you walked
the dog lately?
645
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,563
Yes.
646
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,965
You gotta walk him
2, 3 times a day, every day.
647
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,066
I'm talking every day.
648
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,167
Talk to him too.
649
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:05,369
Huh? What?
650
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:06,803
I'm not gonna talk to him.
651
00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:08,972
He'll get depressed.
He will.
652
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:11,074
You gotta talk to him.
He's a good listener.
653
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,809
He's a dog.
I don't talk to dogs.
654
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,144
And the dog park!
655
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,179
Don't go back to the one
we always go to.
656
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,748
That Yorkie's back.
657
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,150
He gets in his head
and he makes him unmanly.
658
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,085
He overcompensates.
We don't want that.
659
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,221
Do we have to write down
all this stuff?
660
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,822
Yes!
661
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,091
So how is it,
the town you're in?
662
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,726
The town I'm in.
663
00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:32,562
Medical opinion?
664
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,894
Inbreeding.
665
00:40:35,029 --> 00:40:36,600
I'm not-I'm not
writin' that down.
666
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:40,837
And what about the house?
667
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:42,673
The house?
Yeah, it's...
668
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,076
It's hideous.
669
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,245
Hideous?
670
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,247
Didn't hear that, Henry.
671
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,883
Didn't get what the
doctor said about your house.
672
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,954
I gotta go. I'm late.
It's girls' night out.
673
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,523
That reminds me. I talked to
Bernie before I left.
674
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,591
Yeah, he's not gay,
so he says.
675
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,126
Bernie's gay?
Bernie's gay!
676
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,462
...a ploy to get women
in the sack. It works.
677
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,731
It makes them feel special,
according to him.
678
00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:09,066
I may have
to try that.
679
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,267
For God's sake!
680
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,535
Where you going?
681
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:12,803
We're going to dinner
682
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,804
at the Taj!
683
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,072
"Taj".
684
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:17,074
The Taj!
685
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,976
I'd kill for
Lamb Dhansak right now.
686
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,377
You get it spicy or mild?
687
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:21,611
He'd kill for what?
688
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:23,580
"Lamb dan" something!
689
00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:26,650
Taj, Taj. Taj Mahal.
That's, uh, curry.
690
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:27,918
Curry!
691
00:41:27,919 --> 00:41:30,053
Lamb Dhansak,
Lamb Dhansak...
692
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:31,762
...a little white wine.
693
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:23,607
Hello.
694
00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:26,777
Hi.
695
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:27,544
I'm Paul,
the, uh, new doctor.
696
00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:32,682
Terrific.
697
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:36,553
You know where
the restaurant is?
698
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,859
It's over the hill,
down by the pier.
699
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,361
You walked past it.
700
00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:45,729
Right. Right.
701
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,898
I mean, what kind
of moron would get lost
702
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,966
in a tiny village
like this, huh?
703
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,569
Pretty big moron, I guess.
704
00:42:55,972 --> 00:42:58,302
It's a harbour, not a village.
705
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:02,012
Harbour. Mental noting.
706
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,084
Right.
707
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:13,990
Good evening.
708
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:14,991
Hello.
709
00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:17,260
The soup today
is carrot.
710
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:21,731
And the specials are flat
fish, hot turkey sandwich
711
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,767
and Lamb Dhansak.
712
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:27,003
Lamb Dhansak?
713
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:30,440
Yes, it's our famous
Lamb Dhansak Festival.
714
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,581
I'll take that.
715
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:39,983
OK then!
One Lamb Dhansak.
716
00:43:57,034 --> 00:43:59,402
Hi.
717
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,872
So, uh, I've
been drinking.
718
00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:04,107
That's exactly
what a girl wants to hear
719
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:07,544
when a stranger knocks on her
door in the middle of the night.
720
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:10,780
Well, I asked
where you lived.
721
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:11,648
So, I just-I just
wanted to apologize.
722
00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:16,953
At 10:00?
723
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:21,825
What, is there some kind of
curfew here for apologies?
724
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,935
Are you open
for business today?
725
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,903
Yeah.
726
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:16,206
Just...
727
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,941
I'm just gonna
need a minute.
728
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:51,741
Dr. Lewis.
729
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:52,976
Herbert.
730
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,478
Dr. Lewis. Come on in.
731
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,315
Dr. Lewis.
Come on in.
732
00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,716
Have a seat.
733
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:02,986
Breathe in and out.
734
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,622
Nice, big, wide,
and give me a long "ah"...
735
00:47:07,938 --> 00:47:10,818
In... and out.
736
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,430
There you go.
737
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,398
Any swelling?
738
00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:22,739
That's pretty good, huh?
739
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,174
Yeah.
740
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,176
Right?
That's pretty good.
741
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,244
We're gonna put
a bandage on there,
742
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:30,146
and then you will
be on your way.
743
00:47:30,724 --> 00:47:35,200
If you wanna lay down
here, head here, please,
744
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,260
and we'll take a peek.
745
00:47:37,295 --> 00:47:39,686
Any pain when I push down?
- No.
746
00:47:39,687 --> 00:47:41,205
- And when I release?
- No.
747
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,760
All right, Calvert. You mind
if I take a peek at that?
748
00:47:44,867 --> 00:47:46,996
- Yeah.
- Great.
749
00:47:46,997 --> 00:47:49,833
Who put this on,
if I may ask you?
750
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,701
I put that on myself.
751
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:57,173
Well, uh, I got what you could
call persistent athlete's foot.
752
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,279
It's itchy.
753
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,548
Itchy, itchy all the time.
754
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,317
And it's moving up!
755
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:10,720
It's no longer athlete's foot,
it's athlete's leg!
756
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,456
And I'm scared it'll
go even higher.
757
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,403
Do you wanna see?
758
00:48:17,054 --> 00:48:20,275
Sure.
759
00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:24,367
Oh, yeah.
That's...
760
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:29,506
If the pain's
still there,
761
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,508
just come back and
see me in 2 weeks.
762
00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:34,377
Lisa got the plantar warts.
763
00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:35,845
Don't!
764
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:37,714
Keith scraped up
his leg Wednesday,
765
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:41,084
James, Sherry and Krista got
the ear infection last month,
766
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,752
and little Kenny
coughs at night.
767
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,587
Maybe it's asthma or allergies.
768
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,389
And David still wets his bed.
- Mom!
769
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,324
Well, he's a doctor!
770
00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:50,660
I mean, I tried
everything, you know?
771
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,862
Threats, treats.
Nothing works.
772
00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,063
He is a bed wetter!
773
00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:58,868
Anything else?
774
00:49:00,004 --> 00:49:02,114
I need to go
on the pill.
775
00:49:04,364 --> 00:49:07,181
So, officially, you're not
coming this Tuesday, ok?
776
00:49:07,216 --> 00:49:08,278
You know how it is with work.
777
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,447
Look, I'm not gonna last
a full month here
778
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,448
without seeing you.
779
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,449
I know.
780
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,017
You know, it's beyond hectic.
781
00:49:14,018 --> 00:49:16,119
I'll call you right back.
Yep. OK, bye.
782
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,120
OK, bye!
783
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:18,221
Hey, pal.
784
00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:19,222
Hey!
785
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:21,724
How was your first day?
786
00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:22,959
Busy! Yeah.
787
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,761
Real busy, Murray.
788
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:26,095
And at this rate,
I- I doubt I'll last a week.
789
00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:45,114
Are you all completely mad?
790
00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:48,618
The doctor said he saw
43 patients in one day!
791
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,955
He said he witnessed things
he'd never seen before
792
00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,390
in his entire medical career.
793
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:56,759
He said, and I quote:
794
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,163
"I felt like
I'd been transported
795
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,932
"back to medieval times".
796
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:06,002
Is this how we seduce
our good doctor?
797
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,604
Who here has a case
of creeping athlete's foot?
798
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,810
Who?
799
00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:15,265
Frank?
800
00:50:18,615 --> 00:50:21,333
Frank... you said to yourself:
801
00:50:21,368 --> 00:50:23,486
"The best way to convince
the doctor to live here
802
00:50:23,487 --> 00:50:26,422
"is to show him that there
exists here in Tickle Head
803
00:50:26,423 --> 00:50:28,424
"some kind of powerful
foot fungus. "?
804
00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:33,129
Well, it is
very uncomfortable.
805
00:50:38,302 --> 00:50:41,638
From now on, I'll take
the doctor's appointments.
806
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,606
All right. Annette.
807
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:44,607
Who's next?
808
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:45,775
Over here.
809
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:46,776
Me here.
810
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:47,810
Yes, sir.
811
00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:48,845
Jeez!
812
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:51,114
Frank?
813
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:53,349
I know, I know.
No more athlete's foot.
814
00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,351
No, no, no.
You like music, right?
815
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:56,553
Yeah.
816
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,855
Yeah. Great, 'cause
the doctor loves jazz.
817
00:50:58,856 --> 00:50:59,989
Oh man, I hate jazz.
818
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:01,057
Yeah? So, I'm busy.
819
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,058
Right.
820
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,226
I gotta be somewhere.
821
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,494
Yeah.
822
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,063
So I'm really counting
on you, Frank. Thanks.
823
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,966
No, no, no...
I hate jazz!
824
00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,968
I hate jazz! Aw!
825
00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:16,005
Good morning.
826
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,309
Come on in.
827
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,655
Hello?
828
00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:35,425
Mr. Anderson, this is
Murray French from Tickle Head.
829
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:37,327
Who?
830
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:38,861
Murray French.
831
00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:41,064
The new mayor of Tickle Head.
832
00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,665
We're bidding for
833
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:44,667
the repurposing facility
you guys are...
834
00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:46,069
Oh yes!
Yes, Mr. French.
835
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,870
I remember your town's
proposal now.
836
00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:49,872
Well, I'm just
calling to tell you
837
00:51:49,873 --> 00:51:52,275
that we've got a doctor
assigned full-time.
838
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,377
Great news.
I'll make a note of that.
839
00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:56,879
But to be perfectly
honest with you,
840
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,082
the town of Port Anne
has made a dazzling bid.
841
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:01,384
Well, we can beat
anything they offer.
842
00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,086
Anything.
843
00:52:03,087 --> 00:52:05,088
Yeah, no, they've
been very creative
844
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:07,523
in coming up with an idea-
845
00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:09,792
Well, now,
we can be creative.
846
00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,961
Believe me, Trip,
we can be creative.
847
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,764
Sir, they've actually included
a personal assurance...
848
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,601
How much is their
personal assurance?
849
00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:24,207
A bribe!
He wants a bribe?
850
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:25,908
That's how
these things work!
851
00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:27,210
Yeah, $100,000?
852
00:52:27,211 --> 00:52:29,646
It's nothing to what
the factory will generate!
853
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,315
I can't get you that
kind of money, all right?
854
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:35,618
Here.
855
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:36,953
It's just a loan!
856
00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:39,122
Murray, there's no way
that my boss
857
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:41,290
is gonna give me
that kind of money.
858
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,794
Your boss? Why don't you
make a decision?
859
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:47,063
I'm this close to being
replaced with an ATM.
860
00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:48,998
You are
already an ATM!
861
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,801
I told you we had
to do this the proper way.
862
00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:53,069
You could've worn a tie!
They watch these videos.
863
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,906
What can I do for you
today, gentlemen?
864
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,478
Henry, you know
why we're here!
865
00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:04,814
A loan? I see!
866
00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:12,722
Names?
867
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:14,691
I'm gonna punch
you in the throat.
868
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:20,063
Easy, Simon. Easy.
869
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:28,838
Names?
870
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,240
Same as yesterday.
871
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,626
Barb.
872
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,894
Murray?
873
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:00,963
What are you doing?
874
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,832
Oh my God!
875
00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:35,331
He never liked that spaghetti.
876
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,066
It gave him
the vicious heartburn.
877
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,502
He still misses that dog.
878
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,571
It's a spaniel.
Bucket is his name.
879
00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:43,072
Cute name.
880
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,907
Maybe-maybe we should
get him a pet or something.
881
00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:49,679
What's that?
882
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,647
What?
883
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:52,815
The page.
884
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,651
Doodles.
885
00:55:55,652 --> 00:55:56,919
Show me.
886
00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,488
No.
887
00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:01,424
Come on.
888
00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:02,825
It's private
information.
889
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,598
It could hurt him.
890
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:11,968
Vera, we won't hurt him.
891
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,703
I promise.
892
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,304
He never
had a father.
893
00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:31,120
This is great!
894
00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:32,655
It's really nice.
895
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:34,123
Fantastic.
896
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:39,486
So... what's happenin'
with Kathleen?
897
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,398
Postmistress Kathleen?
898
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:45,401
You two are the talk of the harbour.
899
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,970
I mean, that's
flattering Murray,
900
00:56:47,971 --> 00:56:50,072
and she is
drop-dead gorgeous.
901
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,874
I mean...
902
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,077
But I can assure you that there
is nothing going on with her
903
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,580
and I mean, nothing.
904
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,986
So what about
the cocaine addiction?
905
00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:05,054
My... I... It's not a...
906
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,494
It's under control.
907
00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:13,496
You sure?
908
00:57:13,497 --> 00:57:16,565
Well, then you should bloody
well stop messing about with it.
909
00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:18,434
- Absolutely.
- It'll ruin your life.
910
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,702
Ruin it!
911
00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:21,504
- It really is-
- Your life.
912
00:57:21,505 --> 00:57:22,905
You're right.
913
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:24,507
Ruin it!
914
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:30,913
She talks about you all the time.
915
00:57:35,052 --> 00:57:36,485
You know, I-I feel I'm pretty
good at picking up signals,
916
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,725
but-but from her,
it's just...
917
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:44,560
I mean, it is distant.
918
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:46,195
I'm talking...
919
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,097
I'm talking distant.
920
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:51,400
Well, you know,
since you're engaged,
921
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:54,904
she maybe prefers to keep
her distance a little bit,
922
00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:56,739
but she is in love.
923
00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,140
What? Murray.
924
00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,875
She's in... With me?
925
00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,410
Well, that's
what she said.
926
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:03,145
Something about
your smile or...
927
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:04,780
What?
928
00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:07,083
There you go.
That's the one.
929
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,250
No. No.
930
00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:10,486
That's it, that's
the smile right there.
931
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,288
It drives her wild.
932
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:15,124
I will catch one,
I promise you that,
933
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,726
before I leave.
934
00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:18,394
Patience, son.
You'll get the hang of it.
935
00:58:19,696 --> 00:58:21,630
He stinks.
936
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,483
So, I haven't been drinking.
937
00:58:40,484 --> 00:58:43,519
That's a step
in the right direction.
938
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,787
Right?
939
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,188
And I was wondering,
940
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:48,090
do you know of
a postmistress
941
00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:51,460
that would be interested in
sharing some crackers and cheese
942
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:53,662
and a not-so-good
bottle of red wine?
943
00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:00,410
I'll keep an eye out.
944
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:11,213
You, sir, are
in good health.
945
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,783
What happened there?
946
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,619
It was
the substitute.
947
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:20,122
The substitute?
948
00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:24,627
We're not
allowed to say.
949
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:31,133
Did he ask?
950
00:59:31,134 --> 00:59:32,234
Yes!
951
00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:34,703
That a boy!
952
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:37,406
Two weeks rolled by
953
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:39,208
and our plan
was working perfect.
954
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,710
You said you were
coming in 10 days.
955
00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,746
Do you know when
you're coming, then?
956
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:44,914
Are you coming at all?
957
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,883
Side to side?
958
00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:50,886
Paul's heart was being tugged
at in all the right places.
959
00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:55,624
All hands were pitching in,
doing their part.
960
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:02,498
Great.
961
01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:04,934
Our days were once again
filled with purpose.
962
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,003
That's a pretty good scar
there on your left shoulder.
963
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,574
Let me guess.
The substitute?
964
01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:15,511
We'd all come together,
965
01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:18,347
working day and night
for a common dream.
966
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,287
I'm gonna go real loud.
967
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,456
Are you ready?
968
01:00:29,092 --> 01:00:30,793
Here's the solo. Now!
969
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:35,731
So good!
970
01:00:44,608 --> 01:00:47,243
But in spite of our efforts,
971
01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:50,312
the doctor started
to feel lonely.
972
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:53,482
I know we talk every day,
but it-it's not the same.
973
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:54,817
It's not the same.
974
01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,719
You're not here,
you're not beside me,
975
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,088
and I miss that
976
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,257
and I miss you.
977
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:03,058
Well, tell me,
978
01:01:03,059 --> 01:01:03,759
what you would you do
if you were here?
979
01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:08,297
Tell me.
980
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,766
What would I do?
981
01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:12,735
Yeah, tell me,
what would you do?
982
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,839
Tell me, naughty boy.
983
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,174
Naughty boy?
984
01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:23,746
Um, well,
985
01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:25,514
I would start
by kissing your neck.
986
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:30,019
Would you?
987
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,921
Yeah, I would.
988
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:33,989
And then I would proceed
to caress your arms
989
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:39,261
and your back
990
01:01:39,462 --> 01:01:43,903
and those very, very,
very long legs.
991
01:01:43,938 --> 01:01:46,333
It's getting very hot in here.
992
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,804
Well, maybe you
should undress.
993
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:49,872
I already am.
994
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,140
Nice.
995
01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,708
I need a cigarette.
996
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,510
You quit.
997
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:56,979
All right, I'm not
gonna smoke it.
998
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,347
I'll just suck on it.
999
01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:02,218
Tell me, what now,
Dr. Lewis?
1000
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,886
I would, uh...
1001
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,388
Tell me. Tell me.
1002
01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,656
I would, uh...
1003
01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:09,225
Tell me.
1004
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:11,460
I would, um...
1005
01:02:11,461 --> 01:02:13,629
For the love
of God, tell her!
1006
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:15,965
I'd play with my machine.
1007
01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:19,168
Mmm... And then where are
you gonna put it?
1008
01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:20,636
What did he say?
1009
01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:23,172
What will you do
with your machine?
1010
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,406
I think he said machine.
1011
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,308
He's going to use his machine.
1012
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:28,711
What the hell
is a machine?
1013
01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:29,845
And then I would caress,
uh, your feet
1014
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:36,418
with that gassed-up machine.
1015
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,754
Why would he do that?
1016
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,189
Yeah, that's what I'd do.
1017
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,724
Do we write
all this down?
1018
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:44,260
Yes! Of course we have
to writethis down!
1019
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:46,262
And then I'd flip it over
1020
01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,731
and clean out
the undercarriage.
1021
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:52,334
I think I should
draw some of this.
1022
01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:54,303
And then I'd see if it wants
to run on its own.
1023
01:03:01,044 --> 01:03:02,878
With her feet?
1024
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:03,912
That's what I heard.
1025
01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:08,083
He said he wanted to rub his
big machine up against her feet.
1026
01:03:13,857 --> 01:03:15,591
His machine?
What's a machine?
1027
01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:20,562
Like a...
1028
01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:22,698
Ha! No!
1029
01:03:22,699 --> 01:03:24,366
Yeah, I'd do it once.
1030
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,434
With your feet?
1031
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:26,735
Yep!
1032
01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:30,539
I'd be worried about fungus.
1033
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:32,408
What? It can spread
at an alarmin' rate.
1034
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,777
Here, look. I'll show ya.
It's creepin' up my leg.
1035
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:35,778
Aw!
1036
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:36,912
Aw! come on.
1037
01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:39,281
No, you can't borrow 'em.
1038
01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:42,418
I'm sorry. What?
1039
01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:43,719
Vera.
1040
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,120
- Murray.
- Did you get it?
1041
01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:47,156
Oh, shit!
1042
01:03:48,278 --> 01:03:50,423
There wasn't room
in the fridge.
1043
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,896
You froze it?
1044
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,297
It's not
entirely frozen.
1045
01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:57,933
Get a move on!
1046
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:07,176
I'm a dead man.
1047
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,845
What age are you, Paul?
1048
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:13,015
29 now.
1049
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,520
Why?
1050
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,855
It's just my son would be
close to your age about now.
1051
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,661
We lost him 10 years ago.
1052
01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:29,453
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
1053
01:04:29,488 --> 01:04:31,681
What was his name?
1054
01:04:31,716 --> 01:04:33,672
Gerald.
1055
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:36,841
Gerald...
1056
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,044
I lost my father.
1057
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,446
Really?
1058
01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:47,049
I don't usually talk about it.
I don't know.
1059
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,651
I don't usually talk
about my son.
1060
01:04:49,652 --> 01:04:51,653
I guess this is the way
it would feel
1061
01:04:51,654 --> 01:04:53,655
if he was around still,
you know.
1062
01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:54,757
He passed away
when I was two.
1063
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,004
Bubbles.
1064
01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:11,340
Yeah. Bubbles!
1065
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:12,708
What's that mean?
1066
01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:15,043
That's a big fish there!
1067
01:05:15,044 --> 01:05:16,245
Oh yeah!
1068
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,046
No, stay calm! Stay calm!
1069
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:19,047
It's biting!
1070
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,048
Calm down.
1071
01:05:20,049 --> 01:05:21,250
We can't lose this.
1072
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,085
Take it easy, now.
Calm down. We got it.
1073
01:05:25,555 --> 01:05:26,755
OK, yeah, yeah.
Calm down.
1074
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,724
Yeah! He's biting.
What do I do? Reel?
1075
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:29,725
Reel him in.
1076
01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:31,026
Yes, and pull.
1077
01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:32,027
Oh my God!
1078
01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:33,595
Calm! Reel 'er in there!
1079
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:34,763
Yeah!
1080
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,031
Yeah, he's a fighter!
1081
01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:40,903
It's huge, Murray!
1082
01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:43,005
Just reel 'er in there
1083
01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:44,940
All right! Yes!
Look at that!
1084
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,074
Here he comes!
1085
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:47,309
Get it!
1086
01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:48,944
Get it! Get him!
1087
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,014
Yeah!
1088
01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:53,182
There ya go!
1089
01:05:54,350 --> 01:05:55,350
Yes!
1090
01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:56,585
He's...
1091
01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:58,587
He's cold.
1092
01:05:58,588 --> 01:05:59,788
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1093
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,924
Like almost frozen, really.
1094
01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:04,259
Oh yeah. He must have
come from very bottom.
1095
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:06,929
Right down there!
That's a beauty you got.
1096
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:09,465
My hands are cold!
1097
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,700
Thank you! Really!
First fish!
1098
01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:12,768
You're a natural.
1099
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:13,902
There you go.
1100
01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:24,313
It was right behind him.
1101
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,315
He banged it!
1102
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:39,428
There we go!
1103
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,964
To the great
fisherman!
1104
01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:04,953
It's been refused.
1105
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,591
Why?
1106
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:12,160
First of all, $100,000
is a lot of money.
1107
01:07:12,161 --> 01:07:14,263
Secondly, our forms don't have
1108
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,865
little boxes you can check
for bribes.
1109
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:17,866
It's not a bribe.
1110
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,067
It's a bribe.
1111
01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:21,169
Are you really the
manager of this bank?
1112
01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:26,174
Yeah.
1113
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:27,643
Because if
you really are,
1114
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:30,279
you know, the position
holds many responsibilities.
1115
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,648
You know,
I mean, obviously,
1116
01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:35,617
there's a lot of
documents to stamp.
1117
01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:38,320
Don't! Don't!
No! Don't!
1118
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:42,517
You probably have some complex
accounting you have to see to.
1119
01:07:42,552 --> 01:07:43,859
Stop! Don't! Murray!
1120
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,794
Don't!
Stop it, Murray!
1121
01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:46,828
Don't!
1122
01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:48,063
Stop it!
1123
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,299
Then I imagine
you set aside
1124
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,734
15 minutes preciously
on the Internet...
1125
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,169
Stop it!
1126
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,404
...where you take time
1127
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,005
to polish your
cricket stick.
1128
01:07:57,006 --> 01:07:59,074
Don't! They-they
watch those videos!
1129
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,809
Oh yeah?
1130
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,244
Don't! They
watch those-
1131
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,845
Murray!
1132
01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:06,248
There's more. There's
also a part of your job
1133
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:08,383
where you have to
believe in the project!
1134
01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:10,319
You have to be
a part of the project!
1135
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,754
A bank manager gets
involved with the project,
1136
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,324
he sticks his neck out,
he risks his reputation,
1137
01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:18,527
goes for broke,
he rolls the bones!
1138
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:21,897
He looks the superior straight
in the eye and he says:
1139
01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:23,665
"Forget the application form!
1140
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:25,531
"I know this project's
gonna work!"
1141
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,036
A bank manager does
all those things!
1142
01:08:31,174 --> 01:08:33,075
If you can't do all
these things, Henry,
1143
01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:34,543
I'm afraid you're
nothing but-
1144
01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,777
Don't-don't say it, OK?
1145
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,446
Just don't say it.
1146
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,348
Don't say it.
1147
01:08:39,349 --> 01:08:42,684
If you can't do all
these things, Henry,
1148
01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,153
you are nothing
but an ATM.
1149
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,797
Is there something
I should sign?
1150
01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,437
Enjoying your stay?
1151
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,276
Yeah.
1152
01:09:41,277 --> 01:09:45,147
I mean, it's, uh,
a bit different.
1153
01:09:45,585 --> 01:09:49,673
You know, I guess I'm used to
restaurants and theatres and...
1154
01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:52,851
and cell phone coverage,
to different cultures
1155
01:09:52,852 --> 01:09:54,935
and opportunities, you know?
1156
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:58,360
But here it's...
- In our little village...
1157
01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,628
No, I didn't say that.
1158
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,963
Small harbour.
1159
01:10:01,964 --> 01:10:04,099
It's the people.
1160
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,436
You don't even have to ask how
they're doing, you just know.
1161
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:10,272
And there's something
about that, that...
1162
01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,506
You know?
1163
01:10:11,507 --> 01:10:14,376
Especially if those
people let you in.
1164
01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:22,451
Hey, Paul.
1165
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,819
Hey.
1166
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,754
So, uh, so I had these
patients this morning,
1167
01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:32,227
and they had these
awful-looking scars.
1168
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,628
Yeah.
1169
01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:36,064
You know who the
substitute is, Murray?
1170
01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:42,704
Can't say.
1171
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,906
Please.
1172
01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:47,843
The butcher! They received
care from the butcher.
1173
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,711
Since he's the butcher,
he has the most
1174
01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:51,213
knowledge of the human anatomy.
1175
01:10:51,214 --> 01:10:53,648
Apparently he read
some books in the '80s.
1176
01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:55,650
I mean, can you imagine?
1177
01:10:55,651 --> 01:10:58,220
I guarantee you he doesn't
even scrub down.
1178
01:10:58,221 --> 01:11:00,922
On the sanitary purpose,
it's-it's ridiculous!
1179
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,658
You should see the size of
these scars he leaves behind.
1180
01:11:03,659 --> 01:11:05,527
How do they live like this?
1181
01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:07,896
It's ridiculous! Everyone
deserves the right
1182
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,731
to have a doctor!
1183
01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:12,934
I mean, we have reached
the 21st century, haven't we?
1184
01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:15,103
And get this.
Get this.
1185
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:18,106
So, the mayor was telling me
about this man, Mr. Smith.
1186
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,242
He had a heart attack
in broad daylight,
1187
01:11:20,243 --> 01:11:21,910
and people are
just watching
1188
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,779
because they have
no one to call.
1189
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:27,326
So, Mr. Smith just dies because
they have no one to call!
1190
01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:29,084
He dies. He dies!
1191
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,920
Who's Mr. Smith?
1192
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:34,389
That's just something
that could've happened.
1193
01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:37,726
It's a basic human right to
have a doctor. Don't you agree?
1194
01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,762
Helen?
1195
01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,097
Yeah.
1196
01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:43,932
Are you listening?
1197
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,367
Yeah. I'm listening.
1198
01:11:45,368 --> 01:11:48,036
It just seems like
you're not listening.
1199
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:50,639
No, it's just I'm late.
I have to go.
1200
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,042
Well, I'm sorry to bother you
with the woes of a tiny harbour.
1201
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,411
I'll call you.
I love you.
1202
01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:57,145
Love you too.
1203
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,785
He adores her. How are
you gonna get her to come?
1204
01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,423
Yeah?
- Jack.
1205
01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:10,058
Hey!
- Hey. Paul.
1206
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:13,161
Hey, man. Gone crazy
out there yet? What's up?
1207
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,429
That's his best friend.
1208
01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:15,964
Hey, can you do me a favour
1209
01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:17,599
and record Pakistan
vs. England?
1210
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,935
And don't tell me
the score this time.
1211
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,670
It defeats the whole purpose.
1212
01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:25,273
And secondly, have you
seen Helen lately?
1213
01:12:25,274 --> 01:12:27,075
No, why?
- I don't know.
1214
01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:29,177
She's acting super weird
on the phone.
1215
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:32,414
Can you just- Can you keep
an eye on her?
1216
01:12:32,415 --> 01:12:33,849
Yeah, no problem.
1217
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,918
OK, listen up.
1218
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:41,990
Mr. Anderson from
the oil company just called.
1219
01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:49,130
We've got a problem.
1220
01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:51,666
150 labourers are needed
for this facility,
1221
01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:54,436
and if we do not
fill that quota,
1222
01:12:54,437 --> 01:12:56,304
we will not get a factory.
1223
01:12:56,830 --> 01:12:59,312
We can make it work
if everybody works together.
1224
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,410
So, here's the plan.
1225
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,651
The government
census says 125.
1226
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:46,421
There are people
in our little harbour
1227
01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:51,693
who've been living under
the radar for years now,
1228
01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:54,596
ot paying taxes, see.
1229
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,932
No cod, no work.
1230
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,835
Come on, Billy!
1231
01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:01,536
Hurry! Go!
1232
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:09,110
Quick!
Put it down there. Yeah!
1233
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:15,917
See? It's all there.
1234
01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:17,919
They haven't been
collecting welfare?
1235
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,188
Simple
bureaucratic error.
1236
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:23,858
There's a population of
221 people here, Mr. Anderson.
1237
01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,194
Well, we're
gonna need you
1238
01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:29,531
to back that up more
extensively, Mr. French.
1239
01:14:29,532 --> 01:14:31,533
Well, who you
gonna trust?
1240
01:14:32,054 --> 01:14:35,191
Some bean counter in Ottawa,
who's never even been here,
1241
01:14:35,371 --> 01:14:37,238
or the town mayor
who knows better?
1242
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:40,440
I have counted
every head.
1243
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,945
I can't just trust
you on this. Sorry.
1244
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,747
OK, I have an idea.
1245
01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:48,583
How many people do you
think are here right now?
1246
01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:53,922
Hundred, give or take.
1247
01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:55,690
Eighty-four, Trip.
1248
01:14:55,691 --> 01:14:57,592
Follow me.
I wanna show you something.
1249
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,063
- What?
- Come on.
1250
01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:15,310
OK! OK, go!
1251
01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:16,845
Go, go!
1252
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,984
Hey. Hey!
1253
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,686
Where's everyone going?
1254
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:27,322
It's, uh, 8:00.
1255
01:15:27,323 --> 01:15:29,858
Entertainment
Tonightis on.
1256
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,327
How about a drink?
1257
01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:35,630
A lot of people now don't come
out of their houses too much.
1258
01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:37,465
Then, of course,
there's a lot more
1259
01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,334
that'll move back
once there's jobs.
1260
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:41,669
You got the elderly
on top of that, I guess.
1261
01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:43,304
So, there's a lot of
people here, all right.
1262
01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,541
Cheers.
1263
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,977
Cheers.
1264
01:15:52,448 --> 01:15:54,315
I'd say twice
the population here
1265
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:55,817
before the fishing
was stopped.
1266
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,353
And, yeah, they'll be all back
pretty quick.
1267
01:15:58,354 --> 01:15:59,721
Yeah.
1268
01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:11,166
Right up this way.
1269
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,968
Where are
we going, exactly?
1270
01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:20,909
All right.
I'm calling it.
1271
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,144
No, no, no!
Stay, stay!
1272
01:16:23,145 --> 01:16:24,746
Like... let's talk cricket!
1273
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:27,015
I love the game.
I love it.
1274
01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:32,620
Come on!
Come on, come on.
1275
01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:43,698
Hurry up!
1276
01:16:43,699 --> 01:16:45,133
Sit down, sit down.
1277
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,541
I-23!
1278
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:54,542
Bingo!
1279
01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:55,844
Ladies and Gentlemen,
1280
01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:57,712
we have ourselves
a lucky winner.
1281
01:16:57,713 --> 01:17:00,515
Can we get a caller down
there to check her out?
1282
01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:02,917
Good bingo!
1283
01:17:02,918 --> 01:17:05,954
We do indeed have
ourselves a bingo.
1284
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,790
Next game is the letter T!
The letter T!
1285
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,859
What did you pick?
1286
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:13,628
B-14. B-14.
1287
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,230
82, Trip.
1288
01:17:16,269 --> 01:17:19,250
Next game is for the Magic T.
Magic T.
1289
01:17:19,285 --> 01:17:20,562
There you go.
1290
01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:25,940
Roll on, boy.
Roll on.
1291
01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:29,577
Boys, you go on ahead.
I'll see you at the chopper.
1292
01:17:34,216 --> 01:17:36,217
So, how's the, uh, personal
assurance coming along?
1293
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:43,091
Consider it done,
Mr. Anderson.
1294
01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:46,161
That's fantastic.
We'll be in touch then.
1295
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,396
We will.
1296
01:17:48,397 --> 01:17:51,833
Yeah, how do I get back
to that restaurant thingie?
1297
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:54,269
The restaurant?
1298
01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:55,904
Yeah, I forgot my hat.
1299
01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,205
Down to the left there,
it'll take you down.
1300
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:04,012
I'll meet you there.
1301
01:18:10,953 --> 01:18:13,655
Back! Everybody back!
1302
01:18:13,656 --> 01:18:16,024
He's headin' back to Joe's!
Change your clothes!
1303
01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:19,627
The best wicket keeper? Who?
1304
01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:25,800
One, two, three.
1305
01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:29,204
Adam Gilchrist!
- Adam Gilcrest!
1306
01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,872
My God, it's like we're...
1307
01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:32,240
- No way!
- Yeah!
1308
01:18:45,654 --> 01:18:47,488
You remember
that one game in...
1309
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:49,624
- '06?
- '06!
1310
01:19:08,043 --> 01:19:09,744
Hi, there.
1311
01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:15,850
I believe you
have my hat.
1312
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:18,419
Sorry.
1313
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:23,006
I was... I was just keepin' it warm.
1314
01:19:23,225 --> 01:19:25,026
Can I have it back?
1315
01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:27,629
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
1316
01:19:33,535 --> 01:19:34,769
Where did everybody go?
1317
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:39,507
It's after 8:00.
1318
01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:42,377
Entertainment Tonight'son.
1319
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,813
Yeah.
1320
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:53,721
He said "ah",
and then he left.
1321
01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:58,293
He just left?
1322
01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,294
Yeah!
1323
01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:05,733
So, like: "ah... "
1324
01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:08,336
Or was it: "Ah,
you bloody liars!"
1325
01:20:11,774 --> 01:20:13,875
Murray, I'm sorry.
1326
01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:15,910
I didn't pay attention
to the "ah", OK?
1327
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:17,045
I never drink!
I'm not used to drinking.
1328
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,216
I need a beer.
1329
01:20:27,756 --> 01:20:30,558
...more character than
1330
01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:33,061
we've seen
so far this morning.
1331
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:34,996
Now back to the
action in the middle.
1332
01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,899
Poised right now.
They've been 225 for 5.
1333
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,434
Let's see what
he gives us.
1334
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,337
Yeah.
1335
01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:45,073
Cook and Bell looking
to rebuild the inning.
1336
01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:47,508
Hilfenhaus will be coming
in once more to Bell.
1337
01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,776
A long run.
1338
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:51,846
Nice!
1339
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,849
Yeah.
1340
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:55,983
He saw the gap square
1341
01:20:55,984 --> 01:20:57,352
at the wicket
on the offside.
1342
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:58,353
Great vision.
1343
01:20:58,354 --> 01:20:59,654
Exactly.
Yeah, he's good.
1344
01:20:59,655 --> 01:21:02,090
Leg before wicket.
1345
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,159
Leg before wicket!
1346
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,528
Come on! Watch the replay!
1347
01:21:07,529 --> 01:21:09,330
Right here.
Watch the replay!
1348
01:21:09,331 --> 01:21:10,531
Do we need to?
1349
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:12,800
You're right, we don't.
1350
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,202
That's not
cricket, boys.
1351
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,371
That's not cricket at all.
1352
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,272
No.
1353
01:21:18,273 --> 01:21:21,109
That's put England's stock
lower than they were
1354
01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:22,677
a few minutes ago.
1355
01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:24,846
See what he serves up.
Big one coming up.
1356
01:21:24,847 --> 01:21:25,947
That's a glorious...
1357
01:21:25,948 --> 01:21:28,282
Nice stroke!
1358
01:21:28,283 --> 01:21:29,517
There you go!
1359
01:21:29,518 --> 01:21:31,152
Nice! That's good!
Cheers!
1360
01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:34,489
Here we go!
1361
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,557
It's gone, gentlemen!
1362
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,960
I'm off to water the lily.
Keep an eye!
1363
01:21:38,961 --> 01:21:42,296
It's heating up, guys!
It's heating up!
1364
01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:45,032
If I was there, I'd take one
of them flat bats
1365
01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:47,635
and I'd beat the crap
out of every last one of them.
1366
01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:50,671
They have no right calling
this a sport. It's not a sport!
1367
01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:53,875
No, no. It's like watching
baseball, only longer.
1368
01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,510
Nothing makes sense.
1369
01:21:55,511 --> 01:21:58,413
Joe! Joe, get the score
on the Habs game. Quick, quick!
1370
01:21:58,414 --> 01:21:59,981
Quick.
1371
01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:01,916
...a point for Diaz!
1372
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,985
Sends it in the corner
of the end zone,
1373
01:22:03,986 --> 01:22:06,354
then comes come back to...
1374
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:08,156
Canadiens on the power play...
1375
01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:09,557
Ryder on the right side...
1376
01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:10,892
Get it,
get it, get it...
1377
01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:13,161
Come on, come on...
1378
01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:14,929
Fires, scores!
1379
01:22:16,331 --> 01:22:19,000
No!
1380
01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:24,238
All right!
1381
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:29,243
Quiet down.
Quiet down!
1382
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,613
Change it back.
Change it back.
1383
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:34,615
What did I miss?
1384
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:37,418
Nothing, we're just
fooling with ya.
1385
01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:39,620
No!
1386
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:40,855
Yeah!
1387
01:22:40,856 --> 01:22:42,290
Seriously.
What happened?
1388
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,025
What did I miss?
1389
01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:45,960
The, uh, thrower threw
1390
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,130
and then they hit and
they scored loads of points.
1391
01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,132
in a very...
1392
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,800
spectacular manner.
1393
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,469
'Cause they were running
and running and running,
1394
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,336
and then-and then bam!
1395
01:23:01,371 --> 01:23:05,242
The enemy cross-checked
the hell out of the runner,
1396
01:23:05,277 --> 01:23:08,188
in a very
spectacular manner.
1397
01:23:08,223 --> 01:23:09,076
'Cause it was...
1398
01:23:09,111 --> 01:23:11,719
I thought it was surprising,
you know?
1399
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:15,619
Cause if you ask me, it was
definitely egg before wicket.
1400
01:23:17,559 --> 01:23:19,293
He does not look
1401
01:23:19,294 --> 01:23:21,662
to be much of
a happy chap right now...
1402
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:26,334
I get it.
1403
01:23:33,075 --> 01:23:35,109
You're piss drunk
again, aren't you?
1404
01:23:35,110 --> 01:23:37,078
Yes! Yeah! I'm loaded!
1405
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:40,081
Yeah, I'm loaded.
Don't mind me.
1406
01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:42,783
Ignore him. We do!
1407
01:23:42,784 --> 01:23:44,485
Right pissed!
1408
01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:46,521
Hey, Joe, can I get
a double rum
1409
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,456
when you get
a chance, please?
1410
01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,166
20 smackers
right here!
1411
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:00,368
You just find that?
1412
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:02,136
I just found it right there!
1413
01:24:02,137 --> 01:24:03,137
Crazy!
1414
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:04,272
Every time!
1415
01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:06,641
Unbelievable.
1416
01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:09,977
Yeah. Smackers.
Every time.
1417
01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:11,045
Aw, man!
1418
01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,480
That's amazing!
1419
01:24:28,997 --> 01:24:32,033
Hi, you've reached Helen.
Leave me a message.
1420
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:35,169
Well...
1421
01:24:37,172 --> 01:24:39,974
You're still not answering.
1422
01:24:39,975 --> 01:24:42,109
Alas I am left only
with my thoughts.
1423
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,746
I had a dream last night.
1424
01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:49,817
I dreamt of us
living by the sea.
1425
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,724
There was the
afternoon barbeque,
1426
01:24:57,383 --> 01:25:00,105
3 little children
running around.
1427
01:25:00,896 --> 01:25:03,397
I saw our future last night,
1428
01:25:03,398 --> 01:25:04,165
and it was perfect.
1429
01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,702
You'd love it here.
1430
01:25:11,073 --> 01:25:13,107
Sweet dreams.
1431
01:25:20,515 --> 01:25:23,618
We gotta sign him
right away. Right away!
1432
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,419
Nah, it's too soon.
1433
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:26,921
Why too soon?
1434
01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:28,789
Well, the hook is in.
1435
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:31,959
Now comes the hard part.
1436
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:35,262
Like me father used to say:
"Jiggin' the fish is easy.
1437
01:25:35,263 --> 01:25:37,698
"After that, you
have to pull him in. "
1438
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,703
You have to convince the fish
1439
01:25:42,704 --> 01:25:43,504
that the best place in the
whole wide world is in the boat.
1440
01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,143
How the hell are
we gonna do that?
1441
01:25:56,885 --> 01:25:58,452
Nope! Nothing!
1442
01:26:00,455 --> 01:26:03,924
Looks it's gonna be a while.
1443
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:05,660
You're stuck
here b'y.
1444
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:08,329
My boss is gonna kill me!
1445
01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:09,930
In the meantime,
1446
01:26:09,931 --> 01:26:12,400
why don't you just
relax and spend some time
1447
01:26:12,401 --> 01:26:13,834
in our fine harbour.
1448
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,670
You got any
clean clothes?
1449
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:20,174
No!
1450
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,776
I've got some.
1451
01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:29,583
I think hunting
is something you learn.
1452
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:31,185
I think it's
something you're...
1453
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,100
This boat
was particularly...
1454
01:26:37,292 --> 01:26:38,547
Joe!
1455
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:42,029
So, who's
the new guy?
1456
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:45,132
He's applying
to be our new doctor.
1457
01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:48,469
We need one to get
a- a new repurposing plant.
1458
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:50,604
He wants to
sign for 5 years.
1459
01:26:50,605 --> 01:26:52,273
I hear he's great!
1460
01:26:52,274 --> 01:26:53,708
What'd he say?
1461
01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:57,678
You're hilarious!
1462
01:26:59,014 --> 01:27:01,482
Sorry, another round
for the table, Joe, please!
1463
01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:03,984
Paul, hi! Didn't see
you there! How are ya?
1464
01:27:03,985 --> 01:27:07,321
Listen, I forgot to say,
you got a day off tomorrow.
1465
01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:08,723
Dr. Morris
is filling in.
1466
01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,991
- Sure, whatever you need.
- All right!
1467
01:27:10,992 --> 01:27:12,626
I'll maybe go
fishing tomorrow!
1468
01:27:12,627 --> 01:27:13,994
Sure,
why not?
1469
01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:45,226
Shhh! Shhh!
1470
01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:47,094
- Murray!
- Paul!
1471
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,929
Ready for some
big-time fishing?
1472
01:27:49,562 --> 01:27:51,744
Sorry, boss!
I got...
1473
01:27:51,779 --> 01:27:55,537
I got to stick around,
you know, help out Dr. Morris.
1474
01:27:55,572 --> 01:27:56,738
OK, doctor?
1475
01:27:56,773 --> 01:27:58,105
Go ahead!
1476
01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,573
Another time, then.
1477
01:27:59,574 --> 01:28:02,042
Yeah! Sorry!
1478
01:28:35,377 --> 01:28:37,144
Hi, Paul!
1479
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,650
When'll the
boat be ready?
1480
01:28:43,585 --> 01:28:45,886
Soon!
1481
01:28:52,119 --> 01:28:55,445
I think we got the doctor.
I think we got him!
1482
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:57,464
That's terrific, Murray!
1483
01:28:57,465 --> 01:28:59,900
Yeah, you'll be
coming back, Barb.
1484
01:28:59,901 --> 01:29:02,002
That's great!
I'm really glad.
1485
01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:03,637
You'll be coming back?
1486
01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:06,240
I love you Murray.
I really miss you.
1487
01:29:06,241 --> 01:29:09,677
I know we talk on
the phone all the time,
1488
01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:12,346
but it's not the same.
1489
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,748
No.
1490
01:29:14,749 --> 01:29:18,319
You're not here.
You're not lying beside me.
1491
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,521
I miss you. I really,
really miss you.
1492
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:21,755
Yeah!
1493
01:29:21,756 --> 01:29:24,592
If you were here, I'd...
1494
01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:26,293
kiss your neck.
1495
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,596
- Murray...
- Yeah!
1496
01:29:28,597 --> 01:29:31,265
And then I'd kiss
a little bit lower maybe.
1497
01:29:32,968 --> 01:29:34,835
Murray!
1498
01:29:34,836 --> 01:29:36,537
You don't, uh, fancy
1499
01:29:36,538 --> 01:29:37,504
just unfastening the button on
your blouse there a bit, do ya?
1500
01:29:42,344 --> 01:29:45,646
Yeah, just a little bit.
I need to get in there.
1501
01:29:47,282 --> 01:29:49,316
No, I'm always
happy to take your call,
1502
01:29:49,317 --> 01:29:52,319
but he's made his
decision based on policy.
1503
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:56,659
But he rejected a
very solid loan application.
1504
01:29:56,694 --> 01:29:59,360
Henry, I've reviewed
the file personally,
1505
01:29:59,361 --> 01:30:00,961
out of respect for you.
1506
01:30:00,962 --> 01:30:02,696
Well, you live in Tickle Head.
1507
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:05,299
Well, that's just-just
the thing, Mrs. Carter,
1508
01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:08,702
because it's a bit of a chicken
and the egg scenario right now,
1509
01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:10,471
'cause the harbour
is on the cusp
1510
01:30:10,472 --> 01:30:12,006
of a very lucrative contract.
1511
01:30:12,007 --> 01:30:14,475
We don't deal in "justs. "
1512
01:30:14,476 --> 01:30:17,244
Our clients assume the risks,
not us. You know this.
1513
01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,313
I've been an
employee of this bank
1514
01:30:19,314 --> 01:30:20,981
for 18 years now, Mrs. Carter.
1515
01:30:20,982 --> 01:30:23,884
Henry, your job is to cash
welfare cheques once a month.
1516
01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:27,488
It's simple. I'm not trying to
minimize your years of loyalty.
1517
01:30:27,489 --> 01:30:30,090
You started under my own
father. But, frankly...
1518
01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:32,593
Don't say it. Don't say it.
1519
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:35,362
...we could replace you
with an automatic teller.
1520
01:30:35,363 --> 01:30:36,664
She said it!
1521
01:31:00,922 --> 01:31:02,423
What's this?
1522
01:31:03,065 --> 01:31:06,924
That's our, uh, loan,
for the bribe.
1523
01:31:08,196 --> 01:31:10,497
And this, that's my
résumé for the factory.
1524
01:31:15,570 --> 01:31:16,370
I'm gonna lose
my job over this.
1525
01:31:17,839 --> 01:31:20,274
That loan will cost us
$500 a month for 20 years.
1526
01:31:24,879 --> 01:31:27,581
Yeah.
1527
01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:32,386
Thanks, Henry!
1528
01:31:34,122 --> 01:31:36,949
Thanks!
1529
01:31:48,405 --> 01:31:49,405
Murray!
1530
01:31:50,772 --> 01:31:52,306
What? What?
1531
01:31:52,307 --> 01:31:54,308
After you dropped
me off this morning...
1532
01:31:54,309 --> 01:31:55,609
Paul left
a message...
1533
01:31:55,610 --> 01:31:58,012
He was trying to get
in touch with Helen all day.
1534
01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:59,646
He hasn't talked
to her in 3 days,
1535
01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:01,949
He was just trying
to get... Look, he was...
1536
01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:03,450
One at a time!
1537
01:32:03,451 --> 01:32:05,319
- OK, all right.
- OK, you go ahead.
1538
01:32:06,621 --> 01:32:08,022
Paul was
calling Helen,
1539
01:32:08,023 --> 01:32:09,957
but she wasn't
answering him,
1540
01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:12,693
so he left her a
long message. Long!
1541
01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:15,462
Then he started
talking about her feet
1542
01:32:15,463 --> 01:32:16,964
and oiling
her machine!
1543
01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:18,799
That is
not important!
1544
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,535
I'm very troubled
by that machine stuff.
1545
01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:23,504
Will you get
to the point?
1546
01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,339
Paul was calling
everywhere.
1547
01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:27,107
He phoned
his friend Jack.
1548
01:32:27,108 --> 01:32:28,275
His best friend!
1549
01:32:28,276 --> 01:32:29,510
She was
with him!
1550
01:32:29,511 --> 01:32:32,446
Helen's been cheatin'
on him for 3 years!
1551
01:32:32,447 --> 01:32:34,815
With his
best friend!
1552
01:32:34,816 --> 01:32:36,517
It's over!
It's over!
1553
01:32:37,685 --> 01:32:39,586
He got
no more ties!
1554
01:32:39,587 --> 01:32:41,188
He has no ties.
1555
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,039
Well...
1556
01:33:08,650 --> 01:33:10,150
Rough day?
1557
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:14,755
It's over with Helen.
1558
01:33:17,192 --> 01:33:19,393
I'm sorry, Paul.
1559
01:33:20,895 --> 01:33:22,196
Don't be.
1560
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:26,433
Everything in the
past 3 years is...
1561
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,569
She's only with
my best friend.
1562
01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:31,105
My bestfriend.
1563
01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:34,241
I mean, it's only
a best friend.
1564
01:33:34,242 --> 01:33:36,076
But what I can't
comprehend is how...
1565
01:33:41,216 --> 01:33:42,950
...is how I didn't realize
1566
01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:45,719
that absolutely everything
around me was false.
1567
01:33:46,387 --> 01:33:49,356
Everybody was
telling me lies.
1568
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,365
'Cause, I mean,
my so-called friends,
1569
01:33:58,366 --> 01:33:59,700
they must
have known.
1570
01:33:59,701 --> 01:34:01,368
The two of them
must have met
1571
01:34:01,369 --> 01:34:03,437
when I was behind
the operating table,
1572
01:34:03,438 --> 01:34:05,906
probably giving
someone a new nose,
1573
01:34:05,907 --> 01:34:07,608
maybe some new breasts
1574
01:34:07,609 --> 01:34:11,545
or those fake cheekbones that
everyone knows they're fake!
1575
01:34:11,546 --> 01:34:14,882
Nobody has cheekbones
like that, Murray, nobody!
1576
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:23,123
No one has
cheekbones like that.
1577
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,328
Nobody!
1578
01:34:33,635 --> 01:34:35,736
I'm clocking out.
1579
01:34:37,939 --> 01:34:41,275
- Good night, Paul.
- Good night.
1580
01:34:41,276 --> 01:34:42,009
You know, Murray...
1581
01:34:43,244 --> 01:34:45,779
I set out to be a
doctor to save lives.
1582
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,084
What happened?
1583
01:35:26,621 --> 01:35:29,990
Simon!
1584
01:35:29,991 --> 01:35:31,792
Who is it?
1585
01:35:31,993 --> 01:35:34,488
The tooth fairy.
1586
01:35:37,239 --> 01:35:40,551
Well,
you're 55 years late,
1587
01:35:40,586 --> 01:35:44,193
and you're uglier
than I thought you'd be.
1588
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,442
He'll sign now.
1589
01:35:56,050 --> 01:35:57,584
Hello, Murray!
1590
01:35:57,585 --> 01:35:59,386
Vera!
1591
01:35:59,387 --> 01:36:01,688
How's Barb gettin'
on? Any news?
1592
01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:04,024
Yeah, she's good.
1593
01:36:04,025 --> 01:36:07,027
Good!
1594
01:36:07,028 --> 01:36:08,929
Wouldn't be too
much, would it,
1595
01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:10,998
if I asked what
in the name of God
1596
01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:13,033
you're doing
here in our bed?
1597
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:14,935
Sorry! I know it's
after office hours.
1598
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,872
Well, it's not so much
the time that bothers me,
1599
01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:25,612
it's the fact that we're
all here in bed together.
1600
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:30,244
It's the whole threesome thing
I'm not that comfortable with.
1601
01:36:30,279 --> 01:36:34,085
Now, now, now! He
doesn't drop by that often.
1602
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:37,428
You won't be that
long then, will ya?
1603
01:36:37,463 --> 01:36:40,460
Not long.
1604
01:36:40,461 --> 01:36:42,162
Very good, then.
1605
01:36:45,366 --> 01:36:47,768
Simon?
1606
01:36:47,769 --> 01:36:49,569
Yes?
1607
01:36:49,570 --> 01:36:51,405
Have you thought about
what happens after he signs?
1608
01:36:56,577 --> 01:37:00,280
When he finds out
who we really are?
1609
01:37:00,281 --> 01:37:01,181
That it's all been lies? We've
been lying to him for a month.
1610
01:37:06,087 --> 01:37:07,387
Little white lies.
1611
01:37:08,356 --> 01:37:10,791
It'll kill him.
1612
01:37:13,828 --> 01:37:16,463
It'll absolutely
kill him.
1613
01:37:19,767 --> 01:37:22,903
So, we're down
to two choices, really.
1614
01:37:22,904 --> 01:37:24,938
We can throw the
fish back in the water,
1615
01:37:24,939 --> 01:37:26,840
call off the
seduction thing with Paul,
1616
01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:27,607
concentrate on Anderson
from the oil company...
1617
01:37:29,610 --> 01:37:31,478
or for 24 hours a day
for the next 5 years
1618
01:37:33,981 --> 01:37:35,749
we can keep up
the whole charade,
1619
01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:37,284
but it has to
be all the time.
1620
01:37:37,285 --> 01:37:39,353
Paul must never know.
It'll break his heart!
1621
01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:42,789
I'm telling you, I am not
listening to jazz for 5 years!
1622
01:37:42,790 --> 01:37:44,991
I mean, you try
listening to jazz fusion!
1623
01:37:44,992 --> 01:37:47,494
I dare any one of you
to listen to jazz fusion!
1624
01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,463
If I listen to
one more jazz musician
1625
01:37:49,464 --> 01:37:51,298
blow his sorrow
through his trumpet,
1626
01:37:51,299 --> 01:37:52,599
I will kill myself!
1627
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:54,801
I will do it, I will
hang myself! I will...
1628
01:37:54,802 --> 01:37:58,138
- The Lord is with you!
- And also with you!
1629
01:37:58,139 --> 01:37:59,973
Let us pray!
1630
01:37:59,974 --> 01:38:02,376
Uh, sorry for
the interruption.
1631
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:04,511
That's OK!
1632
01:38:04,512 --> 01:38:06,380
I want to say
a few words, if I may.
1633
01:38:08,816 --> 01:38:10,550
Thank you!
1634
01:38:14,122 --> 01:38:17,013
Well, my month
here is almost over,
1635
01:38:18,115 --> 01:38:19,973
and, well, I wanted
to tell all of you that
1636
01:38:20,179 --> 01:38:21,807
I've come to know Tickle Head as...
1637
01:38:21,808 --> 01:38:25,841
well, tiny, lacking
gourmet restaurants,
1638
01:38:25,883 --> 01:38:28,001
No offense, Joe,
1639
01:38:28,002 --> 01:38:32,674
but there's something
very special here, very rare.
1640
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:37,669
You're all authentic
people, the real deal.
1641
01:38:37,704 --> 01:38:41,615
Honest in your life
and true to each other.
1642
01:38:43,938 --> 01:38:47,199
It would be an honour
to call Tickle Head home,
1643
01:38:47,321 --> 01:38:49,689
be your new doctor,
1644
01:38:49,690 --> 01:38:53,160
deliver your babies,
fix your cuts,
1645
01:38:53,161 --> 01:38:57,063
help all of you live
long, healthy lives.
1646
01:38:57,064 --> 01:39:02,502
We've already signed
Dr. Morris to the position.
1647
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,774
Sorry!
1648
01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:11,044
Don't be!
Congratulations!
1649
01:39:12,547 --> 01:39:15,282
That's great!
Congratulations!
1650
01:39:17,718 --> 01:39:19,786
Yep!
1651
01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:32,032
Is there a Plan B
you haven't told us about?
1652
01:39:32,033 --> 01:39:33,733
What's the plan?
What's the...
1653
01:39:36,871 --> 01:39:39,306
What'll we tell
the oil company?
1654
01:40:04,098 --> 01:40:06,500
All we need now is
the doctor's certificate.
1655
01:40:09,937 --> 01:40:11,304
The certificate?
1656
01:40:11,305 --> 01:40:13,039
We sent you that weeks
ago! You should have that.
1657
01:40:17,645 --> 01:40:20,580
Well, we don't have it!
1658
01:40:20,581 --> 01:40:23,583
Henry, could you check the certificate?
1659
01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:25,218
Yup!
1660
01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:38,865
Hi!
1661
01:40:44,438 --> 01:40:48,008
I have to catch a boat,
1662
01:40:48,009 --> 01:40:50,310
and, like,
5 planes to get home,
1663
01:40:50,311 --> 01:40:51,378
but there's-there's
something I need to say, OK?
1664
01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:56,983
I'm single now,
1665
01:40:56,984 --> 01:41:00,186
and it's definitely complicated,
1666
01:41:00,187 --> 01:41:01,288
and I'm not ready for a
new relationship at all...
1667
01:41:05,126 --> 01:41:06,793
but I feel I've
missed out on something...
1668
01:41:10,531 --> 01:41:11,565
an occasion to
meet someone special.
1669
01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,335
And I want you
to know that I know...
1670
01:41:18,506 --> 01:41:20,707
about your feelings,
1671
01:41:23,044 --> 01:41:27,147
and that it's-it's OK, and...
1672
01:41:30,518 --> 01:41:31,551
I mean, Murray
told me everything.
1673
01:41:34,889 --> 01:41:36,656
Everything?
1674
01:41:36,657 --> 01:41:39,326
Yeah. I mean,
he shouldn't have...
1675
01:41:39,327 --> 01:41:43,163
but he-he revealed
your feelings for me.
1676
01:41:43,164 --> 01:41:45,599
And what feelings
would those be?
1677
01:41:48,703 --> 01:41:50,103
That you love me.
1678
01:41:50,871 --> 01:41:53,573
He said I love you?
1679
01:41:56,510 --> 01:41:57,510
Yeah.
1680
01:41:58,546 --> 01:42:00,914
That was a lie.
1681
01:42:04,752 --> 01:42:06,286
A lie?
1682
01:42:06,287 --> 01:42:09,623
You know nothing
about people, Paul.
1683
01:42:09,624 --> 01:42:11,992
They've all
lied to you.
1684
01:42:21,569 --> 01:42:23,403
You do
have a doctor?
1685
01:42:23,404 --> 01:42:25,372
Yes.
1686
01:42:25,373 --> 01:42:26,973
Could we
meet him?
1687
01:42:26,974 --> 01:42:29,943
He's away
at a conference.
1688
01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:31,742
Here it is!
1689
01:42:36,884 --> 01:42:40,420
That's... no, no, that's not it!
1690
01:42:40,421 --> 01:42:42,722
No, that's a...
1691
01:42:46,093 --> 01:42:47,093
In cricket, Murray,
what's an over?
1692
01:42:50,498 --> 01:42:52,899
Well, it's a...
1693
01:42:52,900 --> 01:42:54,768
You have no
idea, do you?
1694
01:42:54,769 --> 01:42:57,937
You've been lying to me
for a month, is that right?
1695
01:42:57,938 --> 01:43:00,807
No. Not exactly.
1696
01:43:00,808 --> 01:43:02,676
Enough!
1697
01:43:02,677 --> 01:43:04,511
What's the name
of Murray's dead son?
1698
01:43:08,683 --> 01:43:09,916
Harvey.
1699
01:43:14,755 --> 01:43:17,624
Why?
1700
01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:19,759
Why can't anyone just
tell me the truth?
1701
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:21,218
Paul! Paul!
1702
01:43:23,798 --> 01:43:25,632
Is that
the doctor?
1703
01:43:25,633 --> 01:43:27,267
You want
the truth?
1704
01:43:29,136 --> 01:43:30,637
Yeah, well,
the truth is
1705
01:43:30,638 --> 01:43:34,040
it's been years since the
fishing dried up here. Years!
1706
01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:36,976
We line up every month
and collect welfare cheques.
1707
01:43:36,977 --> 01:43:38,812
You ever collect
welfare, Paul?
1708
01:43:38,813 --> 01:43:41,181
Well, you collect
more than your money,
1709
01:43:41,182 --> 01:43:42,515
let me tell
you that much!
1710
01:43:42,516 --> 01:43:43,817
You collect shame!
1711
01:43:43,818 --> 01:43:45,518
You collect a
good deal of shame.
1712
01:43:45,519 --> 01:43:47,187
The money only
lasts 15 days,
1713
01:43:47,188 --> 01:43:49,823
but you get enough shame
to last a whole month!
1714
01:43:49,824 --> 01:43:53,493
And it's killing us!
We need jobs!
1715
01:43:53,494 --> 01:43:56,830
I'll tell you the truth. I don't
wanna work for the oil company.
1716
01:43:56,831 --> 01:43:59,499
I prefer to fish, but
we're not allowed to fish,
1717
01:43:59,500 --> 01:44:01,501
ot enough to make
a living, anyways!
1718
01:44:01,502 --> 01:44:02,635
So I'll work for this
1719
01:44:02,636 --> 01:44:04,404
petrochemical-
whatever-the-frig,
1720
01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:07,040
and when they're gone,
we'll try something else,
1721
01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:09,409
because it's worth it
to save this harbour!
1722
01:44:09,410 --> 01:44:12,078
And I'm sorry
we lied to you,
1723
01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:14,047
because we hadn't
the foggiest idea
1724
01:44:14,048 --> 01:44:15,849
how else to get
a doctor here.
1725
01:44:15,850 --> 01:44:17,984
We need a doctor
to save 120 people,
1726
01:44:17,985 --> 01:44:19,652
to give them
some kind of hope!
1727
01:44:19,653 --> 01:44:21,387
Did he
say 120?
1728
01:44:21,388 --> 01:44:23,223
No, he said 220.
1729
01:44:23,224 --> 01:44:26,694
You've got the opportunity
here to be a real doctor.
1730
01:44:26,994 --> 01:44:29,292
What about Dr. Morris?
1731
01:44:29,327 --> 01:44:30,901
That was a lie too.
1732
01:44:33,142 --> 01:44:37,352
That lie was for you,
but your choice, Paul.
1733
01:44:52,586 --> 01:44:55,455
Would you learn
to play cricket?
1734
01:44:59,193 --> 01:45:02,295
No.
1735
01:45:02,296 --> 01:45:05,031
Well, at least
you're being honest.
1736
01:45:12,807 --> 01:45:15,341
I'll be your doctor.
1737
01:45:34,962 --> 01:45:36,296
Want a drink?
1738
01:45:36,297 --> 01:45:39,399
Yeah! Really bad!
1739
01:45:49,844 --> 01:45:52,078
You're buying!
1740
01:46:12,666 --> 01:46:14,133
Thank you
very much!
1741
01:46:14,134 --> 01:46:15,702
All right!
1742
01:46:16,888 --> 01:46:19,510
Now, look, part of
this, you see, is not gonna...
1743
01:46:19,807 --> 01:46:24,244
I mean, look at the
space around over here!
1744
01:46:47,334 --> 01:46:50,937
You're comin' home...
if you want.
1745
01:47:03,150 --> 01:47:05,351
We got the facility.
1746
01:47:05,352 --> 01:47:06,319
We had more
work than we needed.
1747
01:47:09,857 --> 01:47:11,357
None of us got rich,
1748
01:47:11,358 --> 01:47:13,593
but we're
comfortable again.
1749
01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:16,429
Frank, check
those meters!
1750
01:47:16,430 --> 01:47:18,398
We can take holidays,
1751
01:47:18,399 --> 01:47:21,935
send our kids back to
university or trade school.
1752
01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:24,270
But the most important thing
1753
01:47:24,271 --> 01:47:26,673
the people of
Tickle Head have now
1754
01:47:26,674 --> 01:47:29,008
is our pride.
1755
01:47:29,009 --> 01:47:30,576
OK, Murray!
1756
01:47:30,577 --> 01:47:31,844
What?
1757
01:47:31,845 --> 01:47:34,047
That's enough. It's
not professional, OK?
1758
01:47:34,048 --> 01:47:35,615
- What?
- Stop it!
1759
01:47:42,056 --> 01:47:44,557
The houses are all done up.
1760
01:47:44,558 --> 01:47:48,528
The health plan is the best.
Families are growing again.
1761
01:47:56,704 --> 01:47:59,939
It was never backed up like
this when I was in charge here!
1762
01:47:59,940 --> 01:48:01,641
You
were the best!
1763
01:48:01,642 --> 01:48:04,477
I was better than this guy!
Way better than this guy.
1764
01:48:04,478 --> 01:48:05,979
You didn't take
it all, did you?
1765
01:48:16,924 --> 01:48:18,624
I can't begin to explain
1766
01:48:18,625 --> 01:48:19,792
the joy we feel at the
end of the day just to be...
1767
01:48:23,230 --> 01:48:25,031
a little tired.
1768
01:48:34,575 --> 01:48:38,077
Mmm, Murray!
1769
01:48:52,493 --> 01:48:55,628
True happiness.