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God, she's beautiful.
She's got the prettiest eyes.
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She looks so sexy in that sweater.
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I just want to be alone with her
and hold her and kiss her,
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and tell her how much I love her,
and take care of her.
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Stop it, you idiot.
She's your wife's sister.
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But I can't help it.
I'm consumed by her.
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It's been months now.
I dream about her.
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I think about her at the office.
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Oh, Lee...
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...what am I gonna do?
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I hear myself mooning over you
and it's disgusting.
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Before, when she squeezed
past me in the doorway
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and I smelled that perfume
on the back of her neck,
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Jesus, I thought
I was gonna swoon.
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Easy. You're a dignified
financial adviser.
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It doesn't look good
for you to swoon.
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Elliot, have you tried these?
These are wonderful.
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Holly and her friend made them.
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Fantastic. Your sister
is an unbelievable cook.
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I know. She has
all the cooking charm.
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- No, you've got talent.
- I've eaten five.
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Holly, why don't you open
your own restaurant?
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We practically are.
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Not a restaurant, but April
and I are gonna do some catering.
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- You're kidding!
- No, we decided.
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Perfect.
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We like to cook for our friends.
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Until an acting job comes
we could do parties.
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- Great. That's where your talent lies.
- I know.
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Can I speak to you privately?
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I'm her husband.
She tells me anything.
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I have to borrow more money.
Don't get upset.
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- I never get upset.
- This is the last time, I promise.
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- Don't insult me.
- I'll pay it all back.
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- I know. How much do you need?
- Two thousand dollars.
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April and I have this catering idea.
It'll be great.
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You admit we're great cooks.
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There's things I have to buy
and some old debts.
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Are we talking
about cocaine again?
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I swear. We've already got
requests to do a few parties.
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Obviously, I'm not gonna
be a caterer forever.
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We still audition.
Something could come up.
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My days are free for my acting class.
I haven't done drugs in a year.
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♪ A whimpering, simpering
child again
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♪ Bewitched, bothered
and bewildered...
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Mom and Dad are floating down
memory lane again.
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Have you tried the shrimp?
You've outdone yourself.
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I need an antihistamine for Mom's
asthma. She's turning into "Camille."
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- She's always Camille.
- At least she isn't drinking.
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- Doesn't she look great?
- She knows it too. She's flirting.
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Maybe when she's 80, she'll stop
straightening her garter belt.
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- Where's the antihistamine?
- Ask Elliot. He's got them.
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- Frederick didn't come with her.
- Does he ever?
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He's such an angry...
such a depressive.
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I thought she was moving out.
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♪ A pill he is
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♪ But still he is
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♪ All mine and I'll keep him
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♪ Until he is bewitched...
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- Watch out, you guys.
- The kids are so adorable.
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It gets so lonely on holidays.
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Oh, gosh. That's why
I invited Phil Gamisch.
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- Hannah, he's such a loser!
- He's not a loser.
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- He's a headmaster.
- He reminds me of Ichabod Crane.
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His Adam's apple jumps
when he's excited.
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He's better than your ex-husband.
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- He's not a dope addict.
- Give me a break.
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Am I interrupting any sister talk?
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There are no interesting
single men here.
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It's terrible!
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Maybe April would like Phil.
Phil, tall guy.
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I met Phil. He looks
like Ichabod Crane?
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- I love that. That's my type.
- I don't believe it.
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We mustn't get discouraged.
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Hannah will invite some men over
who don't look like Ichabod.
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Maybe at Christmas or New Year's.
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If not this New Year's,
maybe next New Year's. Ouch!
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Must be here someplace.
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I love that book,
The Easter Parade.
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You were right.
It had meaning for me.
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- How's Frederick? He didn't come.
- One of his moods.
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Although it wasn't a bad week.
He sold a picture.
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One of his better drawings,
a beautiful nude study.
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It was of me.
It's a funny feeling to know
85
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you're hung naked
in a stranger's home.
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But you can't tell it's me...
You're turning all red.
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Really?
88
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- What else? What are you up to?
- My unemployment's running out.
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I thought of taking
some courses at Columbia.
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- Like...?
- I don't know exactly.
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Sociology, psychology.
I might like to work with children.
92
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I always have clients
who are furnishing places.
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Some might be interested
in buying art. Shall I call you?
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Frederick would be
grateful for a sale.
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Guys? Dinner's ready.
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You look so beautiful.
Doesn't she look pretty?
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I bumped into your ex-husband.
He's crazy as ever.
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He was getting a blood test.
99
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Mickey's such a hypochondriac.
Could he handle real illness?
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Let's go have dinner.
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- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Dad.
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- Dad!
- No, now...
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- We're starving.
- This is a toast.
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This is a toast.
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You know, this beautiful
Thanksgiving dinner
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was all prepared by Hannah.
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A little help from Mary,
also Holly and April.
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No, you did it.
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And we drink to her,
and we all congratulate her
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on her wonderful accomplishment
during this last year,
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her great success
in A Doll's House.
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- Hooray!
- Bravo!
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I played Nora, I hate to tell you
what year, and it's difficult
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to behave like Torvald's
"little chipmunk"
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without making a perfect ass
out of yourself.
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I think that Ibsen would've
been damn proud of our Hannah.
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Speech!
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No, I've been very, very lucky.
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When I had the kids,
I stopped working
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and devoted myself to the family.
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But I've always hoped
that some little gem
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would tempt me back on the stage.
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I got that out of my system
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and I can go back
to what makes me happiest.
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Bravo!
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Is it my imagination,
or does Elliot have a crush on me?
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It's funny.
I've had that thought before.
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He pays a lot of attention to me.
129
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And he blushed tonight
when we were alone.
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I wonder if he and Hannah are happy.
131
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It's funny. I still feel
a little buzz from his flirting.
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Want some coffee or tea?
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No, thank you.
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- How about something to eat?
- No, nothing.
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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What am I gonna do
with you? God...
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And why didn't you come?
We all had a terrific time.
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I'm going through a period
where I can't be around people.
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- I didn't want to abuse anyone.
- You wouldn't. They're so sweet.
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You are the only person
I can be with,
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who I look forward to being with.
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You're too harsh with everyone,
you know that.
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- Isn't it enough that I can love you?
- You're such a puzzle.
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So sweet with me
and so contemptuous of everyone else.
145
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There was a time when you
were happy to be only with me.
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You wanted to learn
about poetry, about music.
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Have I taught you everything
I can give? I don't think so.
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Elliot might have
a couple of clients for you.
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I'm sure those morons
have deep feelings for art.
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You never know.
He's just trying to do the nice thing.
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- Because he likes you.
- Me?
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Yeah, Elliot lusts after you.
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Based on what?
You never see him.
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Based on whenever you see him
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you come home
with books he's recommended.
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00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,831
No, he's my sister's husband.
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If you gave him half a chance,
you'd like him.
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He's a glorified accountant,
and he's after you.
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And I prefer to sell my work
to people who appreciate it.
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You understand?
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- They won't let us do the sketch?
- It's too dirty.
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But we showed it to them
in rehearsal.
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Mickey, half-hour to air.
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- The show's five minutes short.
- How can it be short?
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- Now we'll be ten minutes short.
- They can't do that.
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- Our ratings are low.
- I have such a migraine.
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We better go
to Ronnie's dressing room.
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He must've taken quaaludes.
He can't do the show.
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Why me, Lord? What did I...?
Standards and Practices?
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- Why is the sketch dirty?
- Child molestation is touchy.
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Half the country's doing it.
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- But you name names.
- No, we say "the pope."
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That sketch cannot go
on the air.
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Who changed my sketch
about the PLO?
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- I had to cut four lines.
- The premise is ruined.
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You're crazy. It's not so delicate.
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I don't want anyone tampering
without telling me.
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You want them cut,
I'll cut them myself.
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Listen, instead of the molestation
sketch, why don't we repeat
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the Cardinal Spellman/Ronald Reagan
homosexual dance number?
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I don't feel good.
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00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,386
What did you do,
swallow a drugstore?
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I lost my voice.
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Ronnie, you have to go on
in 25 minutes.
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Does anybody got a Tagamet?
My ulcer.
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You want a quaalude?
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This show's ruining my health.
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My ex-partner moves to California.
189
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Every stupid show he produces
turns into a big hit.
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00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,202
What am I gonna do with my life?
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00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,456
I gotta remember to see
my ex-wife tomorrow.
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Hi! Glad you could
put in an appearance.
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I got two minutes.
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The show's killing me.
I got a million appointments.
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- I gotta see...
- Two minutes on your sons' birthday.
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Happy birthday, fellas.
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Guys, look.
Daddy brought presents.
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A little hug? What is this?
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00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,233
How about some action?
How is everything?
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Everything's good.
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00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,530
Open the presents.
Let me get some reaction.
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- How's Elliot?
- He's fine.
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I'm trying to convince him
to produce a play.
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That'll be terrific.
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I like him, he's a sweet guy.
Isn't that a great mitt?
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Because he's a loser.
He's awkward and clumsy like me.
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I always like
an under-confident person.
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00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,423
He wanted a mitt.
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00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:07,512
- You've had good taste in husbands.
- Thanks. That's a beauty.
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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,430
Go over there. Come on, hurry.
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Go out by the Sung vase
and catch this.
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00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,060
Watch the picture!
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00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:19,607
Hannah's sweet.
Although sometimes I still do get angry.
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00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,235
At least I'm not paying
child support.
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00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,281
I hope there's nothing
physically wrong with me.
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00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,449
What's the problem this time?
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00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,036
This time I really think
I have something.
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00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:37,000
It's not like that adenoidal thing,
where I'd had them out.
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00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:41,337
I saw your father.
He complained of chest pains.
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00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,799
This guy's the real
hypochondriac of the family.
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00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:49,512
- You mentioned you'd had dizziness.
- Yes, and I'm developing
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a hearing loss in my right ear.
Left ear.
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Sorry, my right...
Right or left. I can't remember.
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00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,270
Let's take a look.
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00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,046
You have had a significant drop
in the high decibel range.
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00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,505
Really?
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00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,926
You been exposed
to a loud noise or a virus?
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00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:32,513
I've been perfectly healthy.
I always imagine I have things.
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00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,891
When did you first notice this?
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About a month ago.
What do I have?
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You've had dizzy spells.
What about ringing and buzzing?
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Yes, now that you mention it,
I have buzzing and also ringing.
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- Ringing and buzzing. Am I going deaf?
- It's just one ear.
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00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,453
Is it healthier
to have problems in both ears?
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Make an appointment
at the hospital to run some tests.
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00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,378
The hospital? What kind of tests?
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Don't get alarmed.
238
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These are just more
sophisticated tests. It's nothing.
239
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:14,055
Then why go to the hospital?
I hear fine.
240
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,308
So I'm weak in the high decibels.
241
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,062
Don't panic. I just wanna
rule out some things.
242
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,066
- Like what?
- It's nothing. Will you trust me?
243
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,236
Hello, Dr. Wilkes?
This is Mickey Sachs.
244
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,530
I wanna ask you a question.
245
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,407
Sure. What's up?
246
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,159
If you have a hearing loss
in one ear
247
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,621
and it's not from a virus
or a loud noise,
248
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,040
what are the possibilities?
249
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,043
Anything. Often it's hereditary.
250
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,046
Flu, even a small noise will do it.
251
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,923
Right, but nothing worse?
252
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,928
I guess the dark side
of the spectrum is a brain tumor.
253
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,640
Really?
254
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,060
- Here's the new pages.
- Did Cards get these?
255
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,521
- Not yet.
- Let's hope it's good.
256
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,900
Yeah, really.
We'll be down in a minute, OK?
257
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,820
Mickey, what's the matter with you?
258
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,948
I feel dizzy. I don't feel well.
259
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,784
Do you hear a ringing?
Is there a ringing?
260
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,204
- Yeah, I hear it. Hello?
- Not that.
261
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,959
Yeah, we're gonna be working late.
No, we'll order out.
262
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,129
If I have a tumor,
I don't know what I'll do.
263
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,673
He didn't say you had a tumor.
264
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,341
They don't tell you.
265
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,136
Sometimes the weaker ones
will panic.
266
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:39,390
- But not you.
- Oh, God. You hear a buzzing?
267
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,893
Come on, we got a show to do.
268
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,313
- I can't focus.
- But there's nothing wrong.
269
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,775
Then why does he want more tests?
270
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,610
He has to rule out things.
271
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,613
- Like what?
- I don't know. Cancer.
272
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:57,325
Don't say that.
I don't wanna hear that word.
273
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,327
But you don't have symptoms.
274
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,371
I got the classic symptoms
of a brain tumor.
275
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,500
Two months ago
it was a malignant melanoma.
276
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:09,337
The sudden appearance
of a black spot on my back.
277
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,841
- It was on your shirt.
- How was I to know?
278
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,219
We've got to make decisions.
279
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,806
I can't think.
This morning I was so happy.
280
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,935
- I don't know what went wrong.
- You were miserable.
281
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,814
We got bad reviews.
The sponsors are furious.
282
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:31,234
I was happy,
but I just didn't realize I was.
283
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,740
These are delicious!
What are they?
284
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,993
Those are quail eggs.
Aren't they good?
285
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,664
My friend April makes those.
Try a shrimp puff.
286
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,542
- That looks good.
- I make those.
287
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,754
Excuse me. Thank you.
288
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,716
- The stroganoff is ready.
- We're a hit!
289
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,052
In this. Yesterday, I auditioned.
290
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:02,265
- That wasn't a hit.
- You'll get five jobs next week.
291
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:06,060
- Are there any more clams?
- A few. You like them?
292
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,646
- I can't resist.
- How flattering.
293
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:13,401
- Did you try the shrimp?
- You're too attractive to be caterers.
294
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,903
- We're actresses.
- Your first job?
295
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,447
- Is the food that bad?
- Not at all.
296
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:22,201
We need more sauce
for the lasagna. Hi.
297
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,996
You're an actress
with a flair for shrimp.
298
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,250
The shrimp puffs are Holly's.
I do the crepes caviar.
299
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,253
And the quail's responsible
for the eggs.
300
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,256
I stole you a couple of extra clams.
301
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,759
- Incidentally, I'm David Tolchin.
- April Knox, hi.
302
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,219
You're Holly.
303
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,055
We're the Stanislavski
Catering Company.
304
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:47,602
I'll tell you the truth.
I was bored stiff by the party.
305
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,729
We're more interesting?
306
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,024
I'll listen to Aida,
if I'm not in your way.
307
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,400
Not at all.
308
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,988
We saw Pavarotti in Ernani
at the Met, and I cried.
309
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,281
I cry at the opera.
310
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,618
I go limp in the last scene
in La Traviata.
311
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,579
Me too.
I have a private box at the Met.
312
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,917
I bring my bottle of wine,
I watch and I cry. Disgusting.
313
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,502
- What do you do?
- I'm an architect.
314
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,463
What do you build?
315
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,965
- Are you really interested?
- Yeah.
316
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,426
What time do you get off?
317
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,556
- It's the red one?
- It's magnificent.
318
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:30,561
The design's noncontextual, but
I wanted to keep the street atmosphere
319
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,731
on the proportions
and the material.
320
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,151
- That's unpolished red granite.
- Is it?
321
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,738
- It has an organic quality.
- Right.
322
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,450
Entirely interdependent,
if you know what I mean.
323
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:49,288
I can't put it into words.
The important thing is, it breathes.
324
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:53,000
April, people pass by vital
structures all the time.
325
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,294
They never appreciate them.
326
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,838
You tune into your environment.
327
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:01,509
- It's important.
- What are your favorite buildings?
328
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,885
You wanna see some?
329
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,388
Well, let's do it.
330
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:53,894
It's just so romantic.
I wanna open the French doors...
331
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,148
- It's French.
- It is. It's romantic.
332
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,777
And it's got a handsome partner
sitting right beside it.
333
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,948
Your eye goes along,
lulled into complacency, and then...
334
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,534
- That's just...
- Look at this.
335
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,786
That's really terrible.
336
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,622
- And it ruins everything else.
- It does.
337
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,375
We've seen a lot
of stuff today.
338
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,794
We should think about going home.
339
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,504
- Yeah.
- OK.
340
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:24,759
- Who gets dropped first?
- Gee, I don't know.
341
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:29,055
- I live downtown.
- We both live downtown.
342
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,767
It depends on what way you wanna go.
343
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:37,730
I know. If we took Fifth,
then we'd get to your house first.
344
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,483
- We could do that.
- But Fifth is jammed.
345
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,652
- I mean...
- Well, sometimes.
346
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,072
You live in Chelsea, don't you?
347
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,617
If you live in Chelsea,
that's probably first.
348
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,827
- OK.
- And then April.
349
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:53,079
Great.
350
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,463
Naturally, I get taken home first.
351
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,715
Obviously, he prefers April.
352
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,635
Of course, I was so tongue-tied
all night.
353
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,388
I can't believe I said that
about the Guggenheim.
354
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,683
My stupid roller-skating joke.
I should never tell jokes.
355
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,812
Mom can tell them, and Hannah,
but I kill them.
356
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:23,776
Where did April come up
with terms like "organic form"?
357
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,154
Well, naturally. She went to Brandeis.
358
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,491
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
359
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:34,161
Could you believe the way
she was calling him David?
360
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:38,040
"I feel that way too, David.
Marvelous space, David."
361
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,793
I hate April. She's pushy.
362
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:45,339
They'll dump me, and she'll
invite him up. I blew it.
363
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,676
And I really like him a lot.
364
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,554
Screw it. I'm not gonna get upset.
365
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:55,558
I've got reading to do.
I'll get into bed early
366
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,601
and take an extra Seconal.
367
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,939
- My goodness.
- Elliot! What are you doing here?
368
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,609
- I'm looking for a bookstore.
- In this section?
369
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,946
I'm killing time.
I have a client near here.
370
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:35,449
- How about you?
- Well, I live...
371
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,451
- You live near here.
- I do.
372
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,913
- Where are you headed?
- To my AA meeting.
373
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,958
Why do you still go?
You never touch alcohol.
374
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,709
You didn't know me
before Frederick.
375
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,630
I'd start with a beer
at ten in the morning.
376
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,801
- You must've been very unhappy.
- Unhappy and fat.
377
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,387
I still find
the meetings comforting.
378
00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:00,808
I'll never understand it.
You're so bright and beautiful.
379
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,562
I think to myself,
"What problems could she have?"
380
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,606
Don't let me get started
on my childhood.
381
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:11,485
You know what?
There is a bookstore near here.
382
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,404
You'd really love it.
383
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,155
- Yes?
- You would.
384
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,366
- If you have some free time...
- Sure.
385
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,826
Thank you.
386
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,163
Isn't this great? They have everything.
387
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,833
- Wonderful.
- What book did you want?
388
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,918
- What?
- You wanted a book?
389
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:32,006
No, I'm killing time.
I just want to browse.
390
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,591
You picked the right place.
391
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,677
You can stay all afternoon
and just read.
392
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,264
Unless you have time.
We could get some coffee.
393
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,392
- I don't have time.
- I understand.
394
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,353
No problem. You're busy. I...
395
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:49,690
You seem tense.
Everything all right? No?
396
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,192
- Yes.
- Everything's OK?
397
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,403
Yeah. How are you?
398
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,363
I'm all right.
399
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:58,657
- How's Frederick?
- Fine.
400
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,410
We went
to the Caravaggio exhibition.
401
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:06,373
It's such a treat to go with Frederick.
You learn so much.
402
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:10,044
- Do you like Caravaggio?
- Yes, who doesn't?
403
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,296
Look.
404
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,884
e.e. cummings.
I'd like to get you this.
405
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,844
I can't let you get me that.
406
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:22,014
- I'd like to very much.
- I don't think so.
407
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,100
I read a poem of you
and thought of his last week.
408
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:28,812
A poem of his and thought of you.
409
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:30,731
You'll be fine.
410
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,192
This is great.
I love e.e. cummings.
411
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,444
I'd love to get you this.
412
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:39,239
And maybe we could
discuss it sometime.
413
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:48,207
- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks for showing me the bookstore.
414
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,585
You could take me
to an AA meeting sometime.
415
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,380
- I'd love to see it.
- You'd love it.
416
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:57,758
It's really entertaining.
You'd have a good time.
417
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:01,261
And don't forget
the poem on page 112.
418
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:04,098
- It reminded me of you.
- Really?
419
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:09,978
Page 112.
420
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,147
- Bye.
- Bye!
421
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,492
"Your slightest look
Easily will unclose me
422
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,286
Though I have closed myself
As fingers
423
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:29,540
You open always
Petal by petal myself
424
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,460
As spring opens
Touching skillfully, mysteriously
425
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:35,462
Her first rose
426
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:41,468
I do not know what it is about you
That closes and opens
427
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,179
Only something in me understands
428
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:49,309
The voice of your eyes
Is deeper than all roses
429
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:53,021
Nobody, not even the rain
430
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:55,566
Has such small hands"
431
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,082
I wasn't too happy
with your ENG results,
432
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,876
or your BSER either.
433
00:29:56,044 --> 00:30:01,215
That's why I sent you to tomography,
all that stuff rolling around.
434
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,217
See this gray area here?
435
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,971
That area's what I had
hoped we wouldn't run into.
436
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:12,059
I'd like you to come in Monday
for a CAT scan.
437
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:16,730
- A brain scan?
- Let's take one step at a time.
438
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:21,109
We won't make any decisions
until we have all the information.
439
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,574
OK, take it easy.
440
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,077
He didn't say you had anything.
441
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,997
He just doesn't like
the spot on your X-ray.
442
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:38,252
Doesn't mean you have anything.
Don't jump to conclusions.
443
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,420
Nothing's gonna happen to you.
444
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,298
You're in New York City.
This is your town.
445
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:46,593
You're surrounded by traffic
and restaurants.
446
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:51,098
God! How can you just,
one day, vanish?
447
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:55,018
Keep calm. You're gonna be OK.
448
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,229
Don't panic.
449
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:02,943
I'm dying! I know it!
There's a spot on my lungs!
450
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:07,155
Take it easy. It's not on
your lungs. It's on your ear.
451
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:11,076
It's the same thing, isn't it?
I can't sleep.
452
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,830
God, there's a tumor in my head
the size of a basketball.
453
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,458
I keep thinking I can feel
it every time I blink.
454
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,962
Jesus! He wants me
to do a brain scan
455
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,673
to confirm what he already suspects.
456
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,135
I'll make a deal with God.
Let it just be my ear.
457
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,762
I'll go deaf and blind in one eye.
458
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,639
I don't want a brain operation.
459
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:36,351
I'll wind up like the guy
with the wool cap
460
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,896
who delivers for the florist.
461
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,400
Your whole life you run to doctors.
The news is always fine.
462
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,612
That's not true.
What about years ago?
463
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:50,365
I'm sorry to say
that you cannot have children.
464
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,288
- Gee.
- Is there no chance?
465
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,291
You can have a normal sex life,
466
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,669
but his tests indicate
that he is infertile.
467
00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:05,547
Small sperm volume and infertile.
468
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,841
Anything I can do? Pushups?
469
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,802
- I'm afraid not.
- I need a second opinion.
470
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,555
- This is the second opinion.
- A third.
471
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,849
I realize this is a blow.
472
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,769
In my experience,
many fine marriages
473
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,855
become unstable
and are destroyed
474
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,858
by an inability to deal with this.
475
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,862
I hope you won't make too much of it.
One can adopt,
476
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,783
and there are artificial
methods of fertilization.
477
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,868
I'm so humiliated. I don't...
478
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,787
Did you ruin yourself?
479
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:41,041
- How could I ruin myself?
- Excessive masturbation?
480
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:45,837
You gonna knock my hobbies? Jesus.
Maybe we can adopt a child.
481
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:49,257
- What about artificial insemination?
- What?
482
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:52,135
- I'd get implanted from...
- A stranger?
483
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:55,263
They have banks
where they keep them frozen.
484
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:59,184
- A defrosted kid?
- I want to experience childbirth.
485
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:03,146
- With a stranger?
- Think about it. That's all I ask.
486
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:07,025
I think that's the best show
you two ever wrote.
487
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:11,446
The funniest show we did
was the one we won the Emmy for.
488
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:14,658
I think as far as laughs,
489
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,160
that was probably
the best thing we ever did.
490
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,707
But the show about the Frenchmen,
that was funny and warm.
491
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:24,126
We got that idea
on that Paris trip.
492
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:28,005
Remember that?
Hannah had jet lag for six weeks.
493
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:31,758
But it was... I guess we had fun
when we were there.
494
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,052
Sorry. Coffee?
495
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,972
Listen, you guys, we...
Want some more?
496
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:42,019
We had something we really
wanted to discuss with you.
497
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,771
Jesus, this is very delicate
498
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,774
and I only bring this up
amongst friends.
499
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,652
I mean, this is...
500
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,613
This shouldn't go
further than this room.
501
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:57,284
I'm all ears.
502
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,495
Hannah and I can't have any children.
503
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:04,791
I don't want to get into whose fault
it is... It's my fault.
504
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,919
And the details are
too embarrassing to...
505
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,964
We decided after
a lot of discussion
506
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,092
that we'd try
artificial insemination.
507
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,887
I'm not so sure
I like that idea myself.
508
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,724
I didn't really want
to go to a sperm bank,
509
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,394
have some anonymous donor.
I wouldn't want that.
510
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:28,482
If we were gonna do it,
we'd like somebody we knew
511
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:31,276
and was warm and bright.
512
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:36,448
You can say no. We realize
it has all kinds of implications.
513
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:40,160
The point we're making
is that we need some sperm.
514
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,831
Gee.
515
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:49,419
Well, my first reaction
after the initial shock
516
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,838
is flattered that you'd ask.
517
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:56,093
I'd be the father.
You'd just masturbate into a cup.
518
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,302
I can handle that.
519
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,347
Obviously, we wouldn't
have intercourse.
520
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:05,435
Gosh, I've gotta tell you the truth.
I'm uneasy about this.
521
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,978
It's a lot to ask.
522
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:10,941
I feel for you, I do. I'm gonna cry.
523
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,152
You want my husband
to have a child with you?
524
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,904
Don't answer now.
525
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:19,699
Just take it home
and think about it for a while.
526
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:25,163
I gave blood before,
and clothing to the poor.
527
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:28,083
I wanna talk about this at home.
528
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,795
I think it's a matter
for your analyst and mine.
529
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,588
And maybe my lawyer.
530
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:36,174
We understand completely
531
00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:39,636
if you feel you'd rather not.
532
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:44,891
I didn't mean to spoil the evening.
Let's move on.
533
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,854
So you had my ex-partner's baby. Twins.
534
00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:53,567
Maybe that caused trouble,
but we were drifting apart anyhow.
535
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,862
Instead of man and wife
we're good friends.
536
00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:00,532
Boy, love is really unpredictable.
537
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,713
Lee, Frederick,
say hello to Dusty Fry.
538
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,298
- Hi, Dusty.
- Hi.
539
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:02,385
Dusty has bought a house
in Southampton. He's decorating it.
540
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,095
It's a weird place.
541
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:07,140
A lot of wall space.
How you doing, man?
542
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,143
I told him about your work.
He's excited.
543
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:13,313
I got an Andy Warhol
and a Frank Stella.
544
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,650
It's very beautiful.
Big, weird, you know.
545
00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:21,321
If you stare at that Stella,
the colors seem to float.
546
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,657
You decided
to become a collector?
547
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:28,203
Yeah, I got a lot to learn, though.
I wasn't into art as a kid.
548
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:32,624
- Do you appreciate drawings?
- Yeah.
549
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,836
Oh, hey. Wow, she's beautiful.
550
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:42,050
But, really, I need something...
I'm looking for something big.
551
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:45,178
- Show him the oils.
- They're in the basement.
552
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,431
Frederick's done this
new series you'd love.
553
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,976
- Are they big?
- Some of them, yeah.
554
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,019
I got a lot of wall space.
555
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:58,525
- I don't sell my work by the yard.
- Oh, Frederick.
556
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,740
How's everything?
557
00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:09,577
Oh, you know.
I talked to Hannah this morning.
558
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,372
You two might be going
to the country.
559
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,624
She loves to go out in the woods.
560
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,251
But I go nuts.
561
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,378
It's a conflict.
562
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:24,009
- I have to get my teeth cleaned.
- That's nice.
563
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,515
- I figured I'd get them together.
- That's really nice.
564
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:35,061
This kid's earned a trillion dollars.
He's got six gold records.
565
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:39,733
Oh, I bought that Mozart trio
you recommended.
566
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,902
The man showed me another one
you'd love.
567
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:46,406
It's another Bach, Second Movement.
568
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:47,866
- You have that one?
- Yeah.
569
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,576
I would love to hear it.
570
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:54,331
Holly met a wonderful man
who loves opera, an architect.
571
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:58,251
That's nice. I'd love to see her
wind up settled.
572
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,463
She's a tense one.
573
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:11,931
Isn't that beautiful?
574
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,725
I know this.
575
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:18,396
Bach F Minor Concerto.
It's one of my favorites.
576
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:26,279
Did you ever get around
to e.e. cummings?
577
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,907
Yes, he's just adorable.
578
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:34,496
They have a large gay clientele
where I get my teeth cleaned.
579
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:38,291
All the hygienists now wear gloves.
They're afraid of AIDS.
580
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,502
Right.
581
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:47,092
Did you ever get around
to the poem on page 112?
582
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:52,138
Yes, it made me cry.
It was so beautiful, so romantic.
583
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,559
I want so badly to kiss her.
584
00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:00,313
Not here. You've got to get
her alone someplace.
585
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:04,984
But I've got to proceed cautiously.
This is a delicate situation.
586
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:10,323
Ask her if you can see her
for lunch or a drink tomorrow.
587
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:14,786
Make light of the offer
if she's unresponsive.
588
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:18,206
This has to be done
skillfully and diplomatically.
589
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,334
Did you ever read this one?
590
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:26,089
- Elliot, don't!
- Lee, I'm in love with you!
591
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,384
What are you doing?
592
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,929
I'm sorry, I have to talk to you.
593
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,724
I've been in love with you so long...
594
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:40,186
I don't have an interest
in selling it.
595
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:43,565
I ask for some puce,
you fly off the handle!
596
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,985
I'm not interested in what
your decorator thinks.
597
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:51,489
I can't commit to anything
without consulting her first.
598
00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:56,161
You don't buy paintings
to blend in with the sofa.
599
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,788
It's not a sofa. It's an ottoman!
600
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:02,542
God, forget it.
Let's just get out of here.
601
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:07,046
What a weirdo that guy is.
Paranoid.
602
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:11,217
- What's the matter?
- I'll be OK.
603
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:14,304
- Not that big a deal.
- You go on ahead.
604
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,556
You're sweating.
605
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,142
I just need fresh air.
Something I ate.
606
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,769
I'll walk, you go ahead. You go.
607
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,249
Hello. Hello?
608
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,211
Hello!
609
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,804
I was looking for you.
610
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:59,599
I must apologize. I'm so mixed-up.
611
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:04,229
- How do you expect me to react?
- But I'm in love with you.
612
00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:07,607
- Don't say those words.
- I know it's terrible.
613
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,985
- You know the situation.
- I know. I realize.
614
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:15,156
- What do you expect?
- Hannah and I are in the last stages.
615
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:18,284
She's never said anything,
and we're very close.
616
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:22,288
She's crazy about me,
but somewhere along the line
617
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:23,957
I fell out of love.
618
00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:26,292
- Not because of me?
- No.
619
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,585
Yes, I love you!
620
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,797
I can't be the cause
of anything between you...
621
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,632
It was inevitable.
622
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,842
- Why?
- For a million reasons.
623
00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,094
But not over me?
624
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:39,138
We were both going
in different directions.
625
00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,057
- Poor Hannah.
- How about you?
626
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:45,311
Do you share any of my feelings,
or is this unpleasant?
627
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,646
I can't say.
628
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:49,399
Be candid.
I don't want you to feel bad.
629
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:54,028
Yes, I have certain feelings for you.
Don't make me say more.
630
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:58,491
OK, you've said enough.
I will work things out.
631
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:02,412
Don't do anything on my behalf.
Hannah and I are close.
632
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,998
But you do care about me?
633
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:10,211
I can't be a party to this.
I'm racked with guilt talking to you.
634
00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,464
Your guilt is because
you feel the same.
635
00:43:13,632 --> 00:43:16,843
I have to go.
I have to get my teeth cleaned.
636
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,806
I have my answer. I have my answer.
637
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:24,183
I'm walking on air.
638
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,745
Hi. How's she doing?
639
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:47,081
She's in the kitchen.
It's the same thing.
640
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:50,209
She promises. It's all lies.
641
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:54,088
Don't make it worse, Dad.
Hi, Mom. How you doing?
642
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:58,009
Let me get you some coffee.
What triggered it?
643
00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:02,513
We were making a commercial.
There was this young salesman.
644
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:07,226
Your mother was throwing herself
at him in a disgusting way.
645
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:12,440
When she found she was too old
to seduce, that he was embarrassed...
646
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,067
Liar! Liar!
647
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:17,278
And at lunch she got
drunker and drunker.
648
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:19,489
Finally, she became Joan Collins!
649
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,409
All my life I've put up with insults
from this nonperson.
650
00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:27,205
This haircut that passes for a man.
651
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,332
He could never support us.
652
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,126
I'm glad we had a talented daughter.
653
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:34,879
I can only hope that she was mine.
654
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:38,841
With you as her mother, her father
could be anybody in Actors' Equity!
655
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,594
She's talented.
It's unlikely she's yours.
656
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,306
Dad, could you please stay
in the other room?
657
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:50,520
You never know when
she's gonna fall off the wagon.
658
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,272
Here, Mom. Drink this.
659
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,567
You're awful.
You probably were flirting.
660
00:44:56,735 --> 00:45:00,154
No, I like to joke around
and have fun.
661
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:03,032
He gets angry because
I get the attention.
662
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:08,121
He's gotten sour, and I've tried
to stay young at heart.
663
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:10,456
You promised
to stay on the wagon.
664
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:12,875
The sacrifices I've made.
665
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:16,421
He's ruined me with his ego,
his philandering...
666
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:20,550
- ...his mediocrity.
- OK, stop being so dramatic.
667
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:24,303
He's the one that's laid
every ingénue in stock!
668
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:29,308
They wanted me for a screen test,
but he'd get up there
669
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,353
and he'd flounder around
with his expensive haircuts,
670
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:35,148
hairdos and clothes.
671
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:37,316
He's all show!
672
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:41,821
How could you act when there's
nothing inside to come out?
673
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,712
She was so beautiful
at one time, and he was so dashing.
674
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:03,217
Both of them just full of promise
and hopes that never materialized.
675
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:08,681
And the fights and the infidelities
to prove themselves
676
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:12,435
and blaming each other... it's so sad.
677
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:17,398
They loved the idea of having us.
Raising us didn't interest them.
678
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,817
But it's impossible
to hold it against them.
679
00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:22,737
They didn't know anything else.
680
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,199
Of all of us in the family,
681
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,285
you're the one blessed
with the true gift.
682
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,705
My true gift is luck.
I've had a lot of luck.
683
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:37,418
From my first show. I thought Lee
was destined for great things.
684
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:41,214
She's lovely,
but she doesn't have your spark.
685
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:46,093
She knows it. She worships you.
She wouldn't dare get up on stage.
686
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:48,513
Now, Holly's not shy.
687
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,765
Holly's game for anything.
688
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,850
- Holly takes after me.
- True.
689
00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:55,228
I'd have been a great dope addict.
690
00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:58,731
Remember this, Hannah?
691
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:25,776
Mr. Sachs, I'm afraid
the news is not good.
692
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:30,781
If I can show you
where the tumor is
693
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:34,744
and why we feel that surgery
would be of no use.
694
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,706
- See...
- It's over.
695
00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:42,418
I'm face to face with eternity.
696
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,504
Not later, but now.
697
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:50,718
I'm so frightened,
I can't move or speak or breathe.
698
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,515
You're just fine.
There's nothing here at all.
699
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,601
And your tests are all fine.
700
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:04,231
I admit, I was concerned,
given your symptoms.
701
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:07,526
What caused this hearing loss,
we'll never know.
702
00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,905
But whatever it was,
it's not anything serious.
703
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,531
I'm very relieved.
704
00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:34,553
What do you mean, you're quitting?
Why? The news is good.
705
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:37,515
You don't have cance... the thing.
706
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,893
Do you realize what a thread
we're hanging by?
707
00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:43,604
Mickey, you're off the hook.
Celebrate!
708
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:47,692
Can you understand
how meaningless everything is?
709
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:50,778
Our lives, the show, the whole world.
710
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,655
But you're not dying.
711
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:57,243
I'm not now. When I ran
out of the hospital, I was so thrilled
712
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:58,828
'cause they told me
I was gonna be all right.
713
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,664
I'm running down the street
and then it hit me.
714
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:05,876
So I'm not gonna go today, not tomorrow.
715
00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:08,546
But eventually I'm going to.
716
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,715
You're realizing this now?
717
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,134
I know it all the time,
718
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:15,302
but I stick it
in the back of my mind.
719
00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:20,641
It's a horrible thing to think about.
Can I tell you something?
720
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:23,894
- Yes, please.
- A week ago I bought a rifle.
721
00:50:24,062 --> 00:50:27,815
If I had a tumor,
I was gonna kill myself.
722
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,026
The thing that might've stopped me is
723
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:32,445
my parents would be devastated.
724
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:37,283
I would've had to shoot them also.
And my aunt and uncle.
725
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:41,746
Well, eventually, it is going
to happen to all of us.
726
00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:44,707
But doesn't that ruin
everything for you?
727
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,959
It takes the pleasure away.
728
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:51,213
You'll die, I'll die,
the audience, the network...
729
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,549
- I know, and your hamster.
- Yes.
730
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:57,011
Listen, kid,
I think you snapped your cap.
731
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,764
Maybe you need
a few weeks in Bermuda.
732
00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,640
Or go to a whorehouse.
733
00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:03,809
I can't stay on. I need answers.
734
00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:07,938
Otherwise, I'm gonna
do something drastic.
735
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:30,377
- I thought you weren't coming.
- I almost didn't.
736
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:35,091
- I didn't sleep all night.
- No, I'm sure.
737
00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:39,053
What are we doing in a hotel room?
It's terrible.
738
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,181
I couldn't think
where to invite you.
739
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:46,185
I didn't want this to happen
till you were living alone.
740
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:48,145
I was so torn when you called.
741
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:52,525
I wanted to call every day
since I told you how I felt.
742
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:55,194
I resisted so many times.
743
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,824
Don't think badly of me.
744
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,662
This is not an easy situation.
745
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,664
I know it isn't.
746
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:26,767
That was just perfect.
747
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:29,436
You've ruined me for anyone else.
748
00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:32,273
I don't want anyone else
to have you.
749
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:36,485
I worried I wouldn't
compare with Hannah.
750
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,070
Oh, my God!
751
00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:42,741
- You really do have those thoughts?
- All the time.
752
00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:45,369
She must be a passionate person.
753
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:47,872
Yes, she's very warm and giving.
754
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,624
But I want to be giving to you.
755
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,335
I wanna do things for you.
756
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,880
Hannah doesn't need me as much.
757
00:52:57,048 --> 00:53:00,467
I'm being presumptuous.
Not that you need me.
758
00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:03,429
I want you to take care of me.
759
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:07,349
And I love when you do things to me.
760
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:37,963
You're late.
761
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:41,508
I didn't realize how late
it had gotten.
762
00:53:42,802 --> 00:53:46,639
You missed a very dull TV show
about Auschwitz.
763
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,557
More gruesome film clips.
764
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:52,645
And more puzzled intellectuals
declaring their mystification
765
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,648
over the systematic murder of millions.
766
00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:58,234
They can never answer the question,
767
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:01,946
"How could it possibly happen?"
is that it's the wrong question.
768
00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:06,158
The question is,
"Why doesn't it happen more often?"
769
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,244
Of course, it does, in subtler forms.
770
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,704
I have a headache
from this weather.
771
00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:18,003
It's been ages since I sat
in front of the TV,
772
00:54:18,171 --> 00:54:20,923
changing channels
to find something.
773
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,342
You see the whole culture.
774
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:24,635
Nazis...
775
00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:26,679
...deodorant salesmen...
776
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:28,180
...wrestlers...
777
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:30,683
...beauty contests, the talk show.
778
00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:34,645
Can you imagine the mind
that watches wrestling?
779
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:38,065
But the worst are
the fundamentalist preachers.
780
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,858
Third-rate con men
781
00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:43,570
telling the suckers
that they speak for Jesus
782
00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:47,241
and to please send in money.
Money, money, money.
783
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:51,620
If Jesus came back and saw
what's going on in his name,
784
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,205
he'd never stop throwing up.
785
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:56,041
Frederick, could you please
lighten up?
786
00:54:56,209 --> 00:55:00,671
I'm not in the mood to hear
a review of contemporary society.
787
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:03,590
You've been nervous lately.
788
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,551
I can't take this anymore.
789
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,679
I'm only completing
an education I started.
790
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,223
I'm not your pupil. I was.
791
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:15,060
When you leave the nest,
I want you to be ready.
792
00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:18,063
- We have to make some changes.
- Like what?
793
00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:22,067
- You know. I'm suffocating.
- This conversation again?
794
00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:26,989
Yes, this conversation again.
I have to leave, I have to move out.
795
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,616
- Why?
- Because I have to.
796
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:31,702
What'll you use for money?
797
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:35,372
I thought maybe I'd move
in with my parents.
798
00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:38,250
I always told you
you would leave me.
799
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,419
Does it have to be now?
800
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:43,714
Maybe it'll be temporary.
But I have to try.
801
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:47,760
Lee, you're my whole world.
802
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,432
Good God.
Have you been kissed tonight?
803
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,560
- No...
- Yes, you have.
804
00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,396
- You've been with someone!
- Stop accusing me!
805
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,940
I'm too smart. You can't fool me!
806
00:56:02,108 --> 00:56:03,776
- You're turning red!
- Leave me alone!
807
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:06,820
Oh, Christ! What's wrong with you?
808
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,783
I'm sorry.
809
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,660
Couldn't you say something?
You slither...
810
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:15,829
I'm saying it now!
811
00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:17,873
So you met somebody else?
812
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:22,628
Yeah. You knew that was going
to happen sooner or later.
813
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,672
- I can't live like this.
- Who is it?
814
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,343
- It's just somebody I met.
- Where did you meet him?
815
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,262
It doesn't matter.
I have to move out.
816
00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:34,890
You're my connection to the world.
817
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:38,977
That's too much responsibility
for me. It's not fair.
818
00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:41,146
I want a less complicated life.
819
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:44,024
I want a child, before it's too late.
820
00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:46,360
Jesus. Jesus!
821
00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,279
Oh, God, I don't even
know what I want.
822
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:55,452
What do you get out of me,
anyway? I mean...
823
00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,623
It's not sexual anymore.
824
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:04,503
It's certainly not intellectual.
You're so superior to me.
825
00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:06,672
Don't patronize me!
826
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:13,178
God! I should have married you...
years ago when you wanted to.
827
00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:14,430
I should've agreed.
828
00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:17,683
Don't you know?
It never would've worked.
829
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:23,272
I told you one day you'd leave
me for a younger man.
830
00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:36,743
What passion today with Lee.
831
00:57:36,911 --> 00:57:39,121
She's a volcano.
832
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:43,542
It was totally fulfilling,
just as I'd dreamed it'd be.
833
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:44,918
That's what it was.
834
00:57:45,086 --> 00:57:49,298
It was like living out a dream,
a great dream.
835
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,093
Now I feel very good and cozy
next to Hannah.
836
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,804
Hannah is very real and lovely.
837
00:57:55,972 --> 00:58:00,350
She gives me a very deep feeling
of being part of something.
838
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:04,563
She's a wonderful woman,
and I betrayed her.
839
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,274
She changed my empty life,
840
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:11,236
and I paid her back
by banging her sister.
841
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:15,240
God, I'm despicable!
What a cruel and shallow act.
842
00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:18,076
I have call her now and tell her
what we did was crazy.
843
00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:22,331
It can't ever happen again.
I value Hannah too much.
844
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:26,418
I love my wife. Now I betrayed her.
Oh, God!
845
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:27,920
Where are you going?
846
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:32,424
I've gotta get a phone number.
I forgot to phone Mel Kaufman.
847
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:35,552
- It's late.
- Yes, I can't believe I forgot.
848
00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:37,763
What if he answers?
849
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:39,264
I'll hang up.
850
00:58:39,432 --> 00:58:42,768
I'll say we can't communicate
until I'm divorced.
851
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,521
It's immoral. Then time will pass.
852
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:48,106
I won't call,
and she'll understand.
853
00:58:48,274 --> 00:58:51,318
I've gotta stop
before I get in too deep.
854
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:54,530
I'd rather hurt Lee a little
than destroy Hannah.
855
00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:56,365
It's1:30.
856
00:58:56,533 --> 00:59:00,369
She can't have a conversation
with me, with him around.
857
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,329
I'm getting hysterical.
858
00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,957
I'll call her in the morning.
859
00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:06,708
I'll call her at 6:00.
860
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,294
Frederick goes jogging at 6:00.
861
00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:12,923
She'll be alone. I'll call
and nip it in the bud.
862
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,259
I've got it! I've got it!
863
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,052
Hello.
864
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,304
Mel!
865
00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:22,849
I'd have hung up
if you hadn't answered,
866
00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:25,018
but I had to tell you...
867
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:29,147
...I feel very close to you tonight.
Very, very close.
868
00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:30,983
Good night.
869
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,625
Millions of books written
on every conceivable subject
870
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,460
by all these great minds,
871
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:53,463
but none of them
knows anything more
872
00:59:53,631 --> 00:59:56,592
about the big questions
of life than I do.
873
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,635
I read Socrates.
874
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:01,847
He used to knock off
little Greek boys.
875
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,516
What the hell's
he got to teach me?
876
01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:08,478
And Nietzsche, with his theory
of eternal recurrence.
877
01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:12,357
He said the life we live,
we'll live over and over,
878
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:14,735
the same way for eternity.
879
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:18,697
Great. I'll have to sit
through the Ice Capades again.
880
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:20,532
It's not worth it.
881
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:23,160
And Freud, another great pessimist.
882
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:26,705
I was in analysis for years.
Nothing happened.
883
01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,207
My poor analyst got so frustrated,
884
01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:32,210
the guy finally put in a salad bar.
885
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:34,212
Look at these people jogging,
886
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:38,216
trying to stave off
the inevitable decay of the body.
887
01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,886
It's so sad
what people go through
888
01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:44,222
with their stationary bike
and their exercise.
889
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:47,434
Oh, look at this one. Poor thing.
890
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:50,103
She has to tote all that fat around.
891
01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:53,065
She should pull it on a dolly.
892
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:56,943
Maybe the poets are right.
Maybe love is the answer.
893
01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:00,447
I was in love with Hannah.
That didn't work out.
894
01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:02,949
I even took her sister out. Remember?
895
01:01:03,117 --> 01:01:05,952
Years ago when
Hannah and I got divorced
896
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,747
and she fixed me up
with her sister, Holly?
897
01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:15,754
♪ I wanna be like you
Said I'm gonna fit into your groove
898
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:21,760
♪ I don't wanna be different
Said I'm gonna be just like you
899
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:26,932
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna buy records
that they play on the radio
900
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:32,938
♪ I'm gonna dance at clubs
Gonna do just what I'm told...
901
01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:42,364
- Why are you making those faces?
- I can't hear anything.
902
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:45,951
- I'm gonna lose hearing.
- You're witnessing genius.
903
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:49,996
My ears are in a meltdown.
I can't hear anything.
904
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:52,999
Can't you feel the tangible energy?
905
01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:56,336
- The positive vibrations!
- I'm frightened.
906
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:58,839
They're gonna take hostages.
907
01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:01,967
Let's... Don't... No, please.
908
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:05,971
- You want some? Come on.
- You've been doing that all night.
909
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:08,974
You're gonna develop
a third nostril.
910
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,308
Don't. Please.
911
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:14,104
- Can we go?
- No.
912
01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:17,816
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna buy records
that they play on the radio...
913
01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:21,945
Don't you love songs
about extraterrestrials?
914
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,156
Not when they're sung
by extraterrestrials.
915
01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:28,285
We can't communicate. I never
knew you were such a tight-ass.
916
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:31,997
Your sisters have good taste.
Where'd you go wrong?
917
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,124
I'm my own person.
918
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,836
- Can we go hear something nice?
- It's getting late.
919
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,337
You're being angry.
920
01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:44,593
I'm not angry, but you don't like
rock music, you won't get high...
921
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,845
It's like dating Cardinal Cooke.
922
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,812
♪ Why am I
923
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,524
♪ Just as reckless as a child?
924
01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:05,489
♪ Why am I
like a racehorse running wild?
925
01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:08,408
♪ Why am I
926
01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:12,204
♪ In a state of ecstasy?
927
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:16,708
♪ The reason is 'cause
something's happened to me
928
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,462
♪ I'm in love again
929
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,298
♪ And the spring is coming
930
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:26,218
♪ I'm in love again
931
01:03:26,385 --> 01:03:29,137
♪ Hear my heart strings strummin'
932
01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:31,723
♪ I'm in love again
933
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:35,393
♪ And the hymn they're hummin'
934
01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:40,565
♪ Is those cuddle-up, huddle-up blues
935
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:43,819
♪ I'm in love again
936
01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:47,113
♪ And I can't rise above it
937
01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:49,074
♪ I'm in love again
938
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:52,953
♪ And I love love love it...
939
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,663
What a swell time.
940
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:58,166
You didn't have to talk
while he was singing.
941
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:01,545
- I was so bored.
- You don't deserve Cole Porter.
942
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,256
Stay with groups
that'd stab their moms.
943
01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:09,177
- I'm open to new concepts.
- And you snort so much cocaine!
944
01:04:09,345 --> 01:04:14,182
- Do you carry a kilo around?
- This crowd was too embalmed to know.
945
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:18,562
I'm glad Hannah got us together.
She's got great instincts.
946
01:04:18,729 --> 01:04:21,273
I'm sorry.
It's probably my fault.
947
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,899
I've been depressed.
948
01:04:23,067 --> 01:04:26,278
I had fun. It was like
the Nuremberg Trials.
949
01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:28,947
I'll see myself home!
950
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,243
Yep, it was quite an evening.
951
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,996
Holly with her cocaine.
952
01:04:36,163 --> 01:04:39,791
She should've been wearing
a gold shovel around her neck.
953
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:43,587
She was polymorphously
insensitive, I think.
954
01:04:43,754 --> 01:04:45,964
Too bad too.
955
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,301
I always had a little crush on her.
956
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:27,005
Read the instructions.
You set one of these and you can
957
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,840
take pictures underwater.
958
01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:31,509
We'll try it in the lake.
959
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:34,638
- Can I try?
- Yeah. OK.
960
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,523
Are you in a bad mood?
961
01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:48,360
I don't know. I'm just antsy.
962
01:05:48,527 --> 01:05:51,655
The last few weeks,
you haven't been yourself.
963
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:55,033
And tonight at dinner,
you were curt with me.
964
01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,202
- Was I?
- Yes, you were.
965
01:05:57,370 --> 01:06:00,205
When I brought up the idea
of having a baby,
966
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:01,915
you jumped down my throat.
967
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,126
- I don't think it's a good idea.
- Why not?
968
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:07,879
It's the last thing we need right now.
969
01:06:08,714 --> 01:06:10,966
Why? Is there something wrong?
970
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,010
- I don't know.
- Should I be worried?
971
01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:16,304
Well, you got four children.
972
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,139
I want one with you.
973
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:22,394
I think we should wait
till things settle.
974
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:24,688
What does that mean?
975
01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:28,358
We've been married four years.
How settled can it get?
976
01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:32,445
You have set plans on how
your life should be structured:
977
01:06:32,613 --> 01:06:36,282
a house, kids, certain schools,
a home in Connecticut.
978
01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:38,743
It's all very preconceived.
979
01:06:38,911 --> 01:06:42,247
Yeah, but I...
I thought you needed that.
980
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,833
You said your life was chaos.
981
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,253
But there's got to be
some give and take.
982
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:51,881
I don't know what the hell
I'm talking about.
983
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:54,968
- Are you angry with me?
- No.
984
01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:58,763
Do you feel...? Are you disenchanted
with our marriage?
985
01:06:58,931 --> 01:07:00,015
I didn't say that.
986
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,766
Is there someone else?
987
01:07:01,934 --> 01:07:05,186
What is this? The Gestapo? No.
988
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,188
What are you not telling me?
989
01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:08,523
What kind of...?
990
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,317
Supposing I said I am disenchanted.
991
01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:14,195
- I am in love with someone else.
- Are you?
992
01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:15,613
No.
993
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:20,702
You keep asking these questions.
It's like you want me to say yes.
994
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:24,622
What are you saying?
Of course not. I'd be destroyed.
995
01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:27,709
For chrissake, stop torturing her.
996
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,628
Say you want out
and get it over with.
997
01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:32,297
You love her sister.
998
01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,632
You didn't do it on purpose.
999
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,761
Be honest. It's always the best way.
1000
01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:40,472
How can I help you?
1001
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:44,350
If you're suffering over something,
share it with me.
1002
01:07:46,812 --> 01:07:48,938
You know how much I love you.
1003
01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:54,736
I should have my head examined.
I don't deserve you.
1004
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:06,706
I wanna look good,
but I don't want to be overdressed.
1005
01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:11,669
- How about this?
- I think it's a pretty color on you.
1006
01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:15,131
Ever think you'd see me
going to the opera?
1007
01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:17,467
It's great. I want to meet him.
1008
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:21,971
He's married. And
his wife's schizophrenic.
1009
01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:24,974
Sometimes she just breaks down.
1010
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:28,228
When his daughter
goes to college next year,
1011
01:08:28,395 --> 01:08:30,230
he'll split permanently.
1012
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:33,900
His wife helped put him
through architecture school.
1013
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,361
You found all this out
on one date?
1014
01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:39,864
I think he was dying
to open up. It's so sad.
1015
01:08:40,032 --> 01:08:43,034
Now what should I wear
to my audition?
1016
01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:45,954
I've got an audition
for a Broadway musical.
1017
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,288
I'll never get it.
1018
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,250
- Singing?
- Can you believe it?
1019
01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:54,045
I mean, why not?
What have I got to lose?
1020
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,547
No, I just...
1021
01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:58,842
No, I didn't know you sang.
1022
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,470
You think everybody
in musicals sings well?
1023
01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:05,723
No, it's just that they sing.
1024
01:09:05,891 --> 01:09:07,892
Well, you know.
1025
01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:11,729
I sing a little. I mean, you know.
1026
01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:14,399
I know. No, I know.
1027
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,651
Don't say it that way.
1028
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:20,405
- Confidence isn't my strong point.
- I didn't mean that.
1029
01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:24,367
I think I can fake my way
through a song. Easily.
1030
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:30,331
- Why? You don't think it's realistic?
- No, I didn't... No.
1031
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:34,919
No, I just hate to see you
put yourself in a position
1032
01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:36,421
where you get hurt.
1033
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,840
You take every single rejection
1034
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:42,594
as confirmation
that you have no talent.
1035
01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:45,305
- Well, maybe I'll get it.
- I hope.
1036
01:09:45,472 --> 01:09:46,931
Boy...
1037
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:49,601
- ...you know how to cut me down.
- What?
1038
01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,769
Can't I say anything?
1039
01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:55,315
I sing. For chrissake,
you heard me sing!
1040
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:56,900
OK, I...
1041
01:09:57,067 --> 01:10:00,361
What happened?
We were having a nice time
1042
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:03,698
and suddenly everything
went to bad feeling.
1043
01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:06,451
Nobody but you
can do that to me.
1044
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:09,746
Look, everything's going your way.
1045
01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:12,248
You're right.
1046
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:14,000
I'm happy.
1047
01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:18,004
Why must I let my insecurities
spoil everything?
1048
01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:23,176
♪ This year's fancies
1049
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:27,013
♪ Are passing fancies
1050
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:29,432
♪ But sighing sighs
1051
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,100
♪ Holding hands
1052
01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:36,147
♪ This my heart understands
1053
01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:39,150
♪ I'm old-fashioned
1054
01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:43,655
♪ And I don't mind it
1055
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,617
♪ It's how I want to be
1056
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:52,413
♪ As long as you'll agree
1057
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:58,753
♪ To stay old-fashioned
1058
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,634
- Thank you very much.
- Thanks.
1059
01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:06,803
- Very nice.
- Terrific.
1060
01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:09,264
April Knox.
1061
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:22,151
♪ Someday, when I'm awfully low
1062
01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:25,405
♪ When the world is cold
1063
01:11:25,572 --> 01:11:27,699
♪ I will get a glow
1064
01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:32,036
♪ Just thinking of you
1065
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:42,255
You sounded great.
You may be surprised.
1066
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:45,717
I'm just glad we have
a catering job this week.
1067
01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:49,804
We have Mr. Levine's 80th
birthday on Riverside Drive.
1068
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,974
Or the chapel,
depending on his health.
1069
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,685
Listen. David called me up.
1070
01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:58,896
- What?
- David called me last night.
1071
01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:01,482
He wants to take me
to the opera.
1072
01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:03,276
I didn't know what to say.
1073
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:04,527
You're joking.
1074
01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:06,904
No, he called late last night.
1075
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,992
I'm very surprised.
1076
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,786
He wants to take me
to see Rigoletto.
1077
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:15,830
And you're going.
1078
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:19,459
I didn't know what to say.
At first I said no.
1079
01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:24,088
He said he'd taken you once,
and he really wanted to invite me.
1080
01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:28,801
- But I'm seeing him.
- I know. I said that...
1081
01:12:28,969 --> 01:12:32,388
...but he said he really
wanted to do it.
1082
01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:37,935
I don't know what to say.
1083
01:12:38,103 --> 01:12:42,523
It's just an evening at the opera.
Did I do wrong in accepting?
1084
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,817
Huh?
1085
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:53,993
Why would you like to convert
to Catholicism?
1086
01:12:54,161 --> 01:12:58,748
I have to believe in something
or else life is just meaningless.
1087
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,250
But why did you make
the decision
1088
01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:03,711
to choose the Catholic faith?
1089
01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:07,965
First of all, because it's
a very beautiful religion.
1090
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:10,385
It's strong and well-structured.
1091
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:13,179
I'm talking about the against
school prayer,
1092
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,889
pro-abortion, anti-nuclear wing.
1093
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,225
So you don't believe in God?
1094
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,268
No, and I want to.
1095
01:13:19,436 --> 01:13:22,438
I'll do anything.
I'll dye Easter eggs.
1096
01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:25,817
I need some evidence.
I gotta have proof.
1097
01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:29,028
If I can't believe,
life isn't worth living.
1098
01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:31,030
It's a very big leap.
1099
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,366
Yes, well, can you help me?
1100
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,122
I don't understand.
I thought you'd be happy.
1101
01:13:39,289 --> 01:13:40,832
How can we be happy?
1102
01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:44,127
Because I'm giving God
serious thought.
1103
01:13:44,294 --> 01:13:49,674
- Catholicism? Why not your own people?
- I got off on the wrong foot there.
1104
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,551
I need a dramatic change.
1105
01:13:51,718 --> 01:13:55,513
- You'll believe in Jesus Christ?
- I'm gonna try.
1106
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:59,142
- We raised you as a Jew.
- I was born that way...
1107
01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:02,353
- I'm older now.
- But why Jesus Christ?
1108
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:04,605
Why not become a Buddhist?
1109
01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:06,691
That's totally alien to me.
1110
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,152
Aren't you afraid of dying?
1111
01:14:09,319 --> 01:14:10,653
Why be afraid?
1112
01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,405
- You won't exist.
- So?
1113
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:17,034
- That doesn't terrify you?
- I'm alive. When I'm dead, I'm dead.
1114
01:14:17,202 --> 01:14:18,870
Aren't you frightened?
1115
01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:22,248
- I'll be unconscious.
- But never to exist again?
1116
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,293
- How do you know?
- It doesn't look promising.
1117
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,044
Who knows what'll be?
1118
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,797
I'll either be unconscious,
or I won't.
1119
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:33,259
If not, I'll deal with it then.
I won't worry now.
1120
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:34,594
Mom, come out.
1121
01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:39,015
Of course there's a God, you idiot.
You don't believe in God?
1122
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,143
Then why is there so much evil
in the world?
1123
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:45,021
On a simple level,
why were there Nazis?
1124
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:46,397
Tell him, Max.
1125
01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:48,232
How the hell do I know?
1126
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,943
I don't know how
the can opener works.
1127
01:16:15,445 --> 01:16:19,657
- Hi. Where's Holly?
- She's auditioning for a commercial.
1128
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:24,203
- How's she doing?
- You know Holly when she's depressed.
1129
01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,747
It's good
that we invited her to lunch.
1130
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,708
Tell her it was your idea.
1131
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,003
When I try to help,
she gets defensive.
1132
01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:35,256
She's just embarrassed
in front of you.
1133
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,300
- So how are you?
- I'm OK.
1134
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,093
Do you miss Frederick?
1135
01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:42,138
Elliot and I must know
someone for you.
1136
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:46,058
How are you?
How's Frederick...
1137
01:16:46,226 --> 01:16:48,352
He's fine. I guess he's fine.
1138
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:53,441
He's been moody the last few months.
I don't know what it is.
1139
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:54,942
He's kind of distant.
1140
01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:57,862
I try talking...
He says everything's fine.
1141
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,823
Automatically, I think the worst.
1142
01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:04,493
- He's seeing someone else.
- No, everyone thinks that.
1143
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:09,415
I just came from an audition which
I did not get. So what's new?
1144
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:13,711
They said I was too offbeat-looking,
whatever that means.
1145
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,631
- But guess who's auditioning?
- April?
1146
01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:21,385
I was very polite. I maintained
my poise. I said hello.
1147
01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:24,680
I never trusted her.
Eyes in the back of her head.
1148
01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:30,019
She and an architect are now
a definite item, which I can't believe.
1149
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:33,481
Though it's put an end
to the catering company.
1150
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:38,611
Which is why I have to speak to you.
I have to borrow more money.
1151
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:42,239
- That's fine.
- I decided to do some writing.
1152
01:17:42,407 --> 01:17:44,075
I've had it with acting.
1153
01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:48,579
These meaningless auditions.
I can't handle another rejection.
1154
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:53,250
Let's face it. I have to latch
on to something in my life,
1155
01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:57,004
something with a future.
I'm not16 anymore.
1156
01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,756
It's just crazy.
1157
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:03,803
But I've got an idea for a story,
more than one,
1158
01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:07,598
and I just need a few months
or a year even.
1159
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:11,394
I learned about dramatic
structure from acting class.
1160
01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:16,774
That's good. It just seems to me
that six months or a year,
1161
01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:20,778
- if you spend it more productively...
- Like what?
1162
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,738
Well, I don't know.
1163
01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:27,159
Didn't mom mention something
at the Museum of Broadcasting?
1164
01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:31,914
- That's clerical.
- Didn't she say it's in publicity?
1165
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:35,292
- It can lead to other things.
- You're discouraging.
1166
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,628
No, I'm trying to be helpful.
1167
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,630
A person doesn't say,
1168
01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:42,800
"I'm done as an actress.
Now I'm a writer."
1169
01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:45,594
- Not at my age.
- Please. Let's have lunch.
1170
01:18:45,762 --> 01:18:48,597
Right. Forget it.
1171
01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:52,935
I just want a salad.
You really think I'm a loser.
1172
01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:55,396
- You're being ridiculous.
- You are.
1173
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,815
- You treat me like a loser.
- How?
1174
01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:01,318
You have no faith.
You undercut my enthusiasm.
1175
01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:02,486
Not so.
1176
01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:04,071
I've been very supportive.
1177
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:09,076
I give you honest, constructive
advice. I help you financially.
1178
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:12,872
I introduce you
to interesting, single men.
1179
01:19:13,039 --> 01:19:15,499
- All losers.
- You're too demanding.
1180
01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:19,086
Who you fix me up with
says what you think of me.
1181
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,505
- That's not true.
- I'm mediocre.
1182
01:19:21,673 --> 01:19:25,009
Stop attacking Hannah.
She's going through a lot.
1183
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,763
- Why are you so upset?
- You keep picking on her.
1184
01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:31,182
Leave her alone. I'm suffocating.
1185
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:34,518
Why are you so sensitive
all of a sudden?
1186
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,854
Look, you wanna write, write.
1187
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:39,273
Let's just drop it.
1188
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:43,027
Take a year. Take six months,
whatever you want.
1189
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:46,822
Who knows? Maybe you'll be
sitting with a good play.
1190
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:50,785
What's the matter?
You look pale. Are you OK?
1191
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:55,247
Yeah. You know,
I just got dizzy all of a sudden.
1192
01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:58,209
I think we need to eat.
1193
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:16,477
I can't seem to take action.
1194
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,897
I'm like Hamlet
unable to kill his uncle.
1195
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:23,859
I want Lee, but I can't harm Hannah.
1196
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:28,614
And in no other area
am I a procrastinator.
1197
01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:31,575
Meanwhile, Lee has no direction.
1198
01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:35,287
She's taking courses
at Columbia, but just randomly.
1199
01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:40,793
I try not to call her, but then
she calls me, and then I call,
1200
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:44,880
and we try to resist meeting,
but sometimes we meet.
1201
01:20:45,048 --> 01:20:48,634
Sometimes we argue because
I can't split my marriage.
1202
01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:53,681
Sometimes we wind up making love,
and we both feel terrible.
1203
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,933
But it's my fault.
1204
01:20:57,435 --> 01:21:01,772
For all my education, accomplishments,
and so-called wisdom,
1205
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:05,192
I can't fathom my own heart.
1206
01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,157
You'd like to become a Hare Krishna?
1207
01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:14,451
I'm not saying I wanna join,
1208
01:21:14,619 --> 01:21:18,038
but you believe in reincarnation,
so I'm interested.
1209
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:19,665
What's your religion?
1210
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:23,794
I was born Jewish,
but last winter I tried Catholicism.
1211
01:21:23,962 --> 01:21:29,008
It didn't work for me.
I studied and tried, but for me it was,
1212
01:21:29,175 --> 01:21:30,718
"Die now, pay later."
1213
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:34,763
- I just couldn't get with it.
- You're afraid of dying?
1214
01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:37,766
Yeah, naturally. In reincarnation,
1215
01:21:37,934 --> 01:21:40,811
does my soul
pass to another human?
1216
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,647
Or would I come back
as an aardvark?
1217
01:21:43,815 --> 01:21:47,985
Take our literature, read it over,
and think about it.
1218
01:21:48,153 --> 01:21:51,822
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. Hare Krishna.
1219
01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:58,078
Who are you kidding?
You're gonna be a Krishna?
1220
01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:02,166
You're gonna shave your head
and dance around at airports?
1221
01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:04,376
You'd look like Jerry Lewis.
1222
01:22:04,544 --> 01:22:07,212
Oh, God, I'm so depressed.
1223
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:20,017
The nights are really getting cooler.
1224
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,561
Summer went so quickly.
1225
01:22:22,979 --> 01:22:24,897
Soon it'll be fall.
1226
01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:29,026
My literature professor
really likes me.
1227
01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:31,862
It was fun being out with him
last night.
1228
01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:36,367
I feel like I'm betraying
Elliot, but that's ridiculous.
1229
01:22:36,534 --> 01:22:40,079
Why shouldn't I see Doug?
Elliot's not free.
1230
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,832
Just go one step at a time.
1231
01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:47,211
Let's see what the next
few months bring.
1232
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:50,172
Hannah? Hi!
1233
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:55,010
You'll be happy to know that
your money hasn't gone to waste.
1234
01:22:55,178 --> 01:22:59,473
I have an actual first rough draft
of something I wrote.
1235
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,058
Yeah.
1236
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:04,353
I showed it to Lee.
She gave me some pointers.
1237
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:08,607
I'm pretty near where you live.
Could I just drop it off?
1238
01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,068
And when you have time, read it,
1239
01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:13,487
and we'll talk over Thanksgiving.
1240
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:17,449
OK? All right. Wait. Listen!
1241
01:23:17,617 --> 01:23:20,411
Lee met an interesting guy
at Columbia.
1242
01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:23,998
Yeah, yeah.
Well, he sounds really nice.
1243
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:27,084
All right. We'll talk at Thanksgiving.
1244
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:28,585
Bye-bye.
1245
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:33,716
Here's a song that Norma sang
1246
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:36,927
on that trip we made
to the show in Buffalo.
1247
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:39,763
Oh, was she beautiful that night!
1248
01:23:39,931 --> 01:23:40,931
Come on.
1249
01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:43,892
You were.
Don't you remember that night?
1250
01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:46,729
She was so beautiful...
1251
01:23:46,896 --> 01:23:49,231
...that when men saw her walking,
1252
01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:52,568
they'd drive their cars
up on the sidewalk.
1253
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:54,486
That right, honey?
1254
01:23:54,654 --> 01:23:58,032
A slight exaggeration,
but only slight.
1255
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:28,645
- You've been very cold to me tonight.
- No!
1256
01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:30,814
Is something wrong?
1257
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:34,443
Not here. There are too many
people around.
1258
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:38,072
Hey, Hannah?
1259
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,492
I think Lee's serious
about her new boyfriend.
1260
01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:43,994
He sounds really nice.
1261
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,830
I'm happy for her.
I think she's in love.
1262
01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,415
What's wrong?
1263
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:51,001
I'm upset about what you wrote.
1264
01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:52,211
My script?
1265
01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:54,922
- It's based on Elliot and me.
- Loosely.
1266
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,842
Not loosely. Real specifically.
Is that how you see us?
1267
01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:02,554
Can I not accept gestures
and feelings from people?
1268
01:25:02,722 --> 01:25:04,348
Do I put people off?
1269
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,934
- It's a made-up story.
- No, it's exact.
1270
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:09,770
The situations,
the dialogue, everything.
1271
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,606
It's full of details
about Elliot and me,
1272
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:16,026
which I don't see how
you could know about.
1273
01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:18,362
Our conversation about adoption?
1274
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,863
Lee mentioned that to me.
1275
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:24,618
Obviously, you told her.
I just blew it up into drama.
1276
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:28,413
How would Lee know?
We don't talk about everything.
1277
01:25:28,581 --> 01:25:30,415
I guess I hit a nerve.
1278
01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:35,129
You make it out like I have no needs.
Am I too self-sufficient?
1279
01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:37,756
That's not what I meant.
1280
01:25:37,924 --> 01:25:40,134
Everybody relies on you for so much.
1281
01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:41,844
It's not a criticism.
1282
01:25:42,011 --> 01:25:45,305
- We're grateful.
- Grateful, but you resent me.
1283
01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:48,100
I don't wanna have
this conversation.
1284
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:52,479
I didn't do anything wrong.
You said you were having problems.
1285
01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:55,232
Problems that are my business,
1286
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,860
which I don't see how you know.
1287
01:25:58,027 --> 01:26:01,655
How does Lee know about these things?
They're private.
1288
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:04,032
Why don't you share them with us?
1289
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:08,370
- I don't want to bother everyone.
- I'd like to be bothered.
1290
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:12,249
I don't see how you could know
unless Elliot told you.
1291
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:14,126
No, he hasn't.
1292
01:26:14,294 --> 01:26:16,670
If I offended you, I'm sorry.
1293
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:22,217
It's over, Elliot.
I can't be any clearer.
1294
01:26:22,385 --> 01:26:25,053
- I deserve this...
- I'm at fault too.
1295
01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:27,222
I have such feelings...
1296
01:26:27,390 --> 01:26:29,892
To be honest,
I've met someone else.
1297
01:26:30,059 --> 01:26:34,605
- What do you mean?
- I said I wasn't gonna wait forever.
1298
01:26:34,772 --> 01:26:36,565
It hasn't been forever.
1299
01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:40,527
It's been a year and you're
still married to my sister.
1300
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:43,947
And I'm sure you're more
in love than you know.
1301
01:26:44,115 --> 01:26:47,993
- But we made so many plans.
- In a way, you led me on.
1302
01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:50,954
I believed you were
unhappy with Hannah.
1303
01:26:51,122 --> 01:26:53,707
I would never have
let myself be drawn in.
1304
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:57,419
I was weak. So were you.
Now I've met someone else.
1305
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:01,256
Dinner soon?
1306
01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:05,052
- About15 minutes.
- Good.
1307
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,722
- You're in love overnight?
- I care a lot about him.
1308
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,642
It's over, Elliot.
I mean it. It's over.
1309
01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:19,399
Sweetheart, I loved your script.
It was so clever.
1310
01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:22,444
You're my mother.
Not everybody's a sucker.
1311
01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:25,572
I really liked the character
of the mother.
1312
01:27:25,740 --> 01:27:28,617
A boozy old flirt
with a filthy mouth.
1313
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:31,828
- I'm so proud.
- Oh, Mom. Thanks.
1314
01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:34,331
A toast to Thanksgiving!
1315
01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:37,084
Are we supposed
to have beer? Yeah!
1316
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:38,293
Let me hear it!
1317
01:27:38,461 --> 01:27:40,254
How's that, Fletcher?
1318
01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:43,548
Now to Thanksgiving.
Here's a little toast.
1319
01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:44,716
Bottoms up!
1320
01:27:44,884 --> 01:27:49,346
Have you been talking to Holly
or Lee about our personal life?
1321
01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:51,098
Me? Of course not.
1322
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,350
There's things in Holly's script
1323
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:56,353
that could only have come from you.
1324
01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,231
Look, I don't like being accused.
1325
01:27:59,399 --> 01:28:03,735
I'm not accusing. I'm asking.
Do you find me too giving?
1326
01:28:03,903 --> 01:28:05,570
Too competent?
1327
01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:08,740
- Too disgustingly perfect or something?
- No.
1328
01:28:08,908 --> 01:28:12,202
What's come between us?
How have I alienated you?
1329
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,914
- My head is throbbing.
- You never want to talk about it.
1330
01:28:16,082 --> 01:28:19,668
When I bring it up,
you change the subject.
1331
01:28:19,836 --> 01:28:22,838
We communicate less.
You sleep with me less.
1332
01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:25,882
Hannah, I am very mixed-up!
Please!
1333
01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:29,594
Do you talk to Holly or Lee
behind my back?
1334
01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,805
They seem to know so much.
1335
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:34,933
Maybe I've asked advice
or made a joke.
1336
01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:38,895
Do you talk to Holly? Lee?
Or what? Do you phone them?
1337
01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:40,981
Leave me alone, can you?
1338
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:44,276
Jesus, I told you.
I need someone I can matter to.
1339
01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:46,737
You matter to me. Completely.
1340
01:28:46,904 --> 01:28:51,074
I can't be around someone who
gives so much yet needs so little.
1341
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:52,784
I have enormous needs.
1342
01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:56,121
I can't see them,
neither can Lee or Holly.
1343
01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,810
It's so pitch-black tonight.
1344
01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:03,814
I feel lost.
1345
01:30:05,149 --> 01:30:06,691
You're not lost.
1346
01:30:16,828 --> 01:30:18,745
I love you so much.
1347
01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:10,547
You may not remember,
1348
01:31:10,715 --> 01:31:13,383
but we shared the worst
night of my life.
1349
01:31:13,551 --> 01:31:15,051
I remember you.
1350
01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:17,554
You recall? I saw you in here.
1351
01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,224
- I thought we could replay...
- We didn't hit it off.
1352
01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:24,102
We did everything
but exchange gunshots.
1353
01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:27,314
- How are you?
- Good. You look wonderful.
1354
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:30,108
You do. It was a terrible evening.
1355
01:31:30,276 --> 01:31:33,195
Remember slamming
the cab door in my face?
1356
01:31:33,362 --> 01:31:38,283
You came very dangerously close
to emasculating my nose.
1357
01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:41,286
That was a long time ago.
People change.
1358
01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:43,872
- I hope you've changed.
- You too.
1359
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:47,125
Your personality left something
to be desired,
1360
01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:49,294
namely a personality.
1361
01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:52,047
How are you? What are you doing?
1362
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:56,092
Nothing much.
A little of this, a little of that.
1363
01:31:56,260 --> 01:31:59,888
Was that an embarrassing question?
You're out of work?
1364
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:02,682
- I've been trying to write.
- Have you?
1365
01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:04,976
- Yeah.
- What kind of stuff?
1366
01:32:05,144 --> 01:32:09,105
- You're not interested in this.
- You can tell me. I am.
1367
01:32:09,273 --> 01:32:12,108
You must always hear,
"I wrote something."
1368
01:32:12,276 --> 01:32:14,277
- Nobody ever said it.
- Really?
1369
01:32:14,445 --> 01:32:17,739
Would you be willing
to read something I wrote?
1370
01:32:17,907 --> 01:32:22,035
If it would mean anything to you.
I don't know why it would.
1371
01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:25,956
- You've always hated my taste.
- No, I haven't.
1372
01:32:26,123 --> 01:32:29,459
I think it might be
a great television script,
1373
01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:31,795
and since you're so active...
1374
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,506
I haven't been
in television for a year.
1375
01:32:34,674 --> 01:32:36,299
You're kidding me.
1376
01:32:36,467 --> 01:32:39,010
I may have to get back into it.
1377
01:32:39,178 --> 01:32:41,638
I'm running out of dollars.
1378
01:32:41,806 --> 01:32:45,809
But I dropped out for a year,
which is a long, dull story.
1379
01:32:45,977 --> 01:32:48,478
- You OK?
- I'm fine.
1380
01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,938
- How are you?
- Fine.
1381
01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:51,314
So, your script?
1382
01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:54,693
If you'd read it,
I'd value your opinion.
1383
01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:58,655
But remember while you're reading
and cursing my name,
1384
01:32:58,823 --> 01:33:01,825
it's my first script.
Well, not really.
1385
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:04,869
My first was about
Hannah and her husband.
1386
01:33:05,037 --> 01:33:07,914
But Hannah read it
and got really angry.
1387
01:33:08,082 --> 01:33:10,166
Can't imagine what you wrote.
1388
01:33:10,334 --> 01:33:13,461
It wasn't anything bad.
She... I don't know.
1389
01:33:13,629 --> 01:33:16,673
So I threw it out,
but I have this other one.
1390
01:33:16,841 --> 01:33:20,093
If you want me to, I'll read it.
1391
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:23,179
Could I come over and read it to you?
1392
01:33:23,347 --> 01:33:27,225
Come over and read it to me?
You must be joking.
1393
01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:30,478
I've done my own reading
since I was 40.
1394
01:33:30,646 --> 01:33:33,690
I think it's lucky
I ran into you. Maybe.
1395
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,442
What about me?
1396
01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:38,903
I have this sensation
that I should have
1397
01:33:39,071 --> 01:33:42,282
kept walking and not begun
this conversation.
1398
01:33:43,534 --> 01:33:46,202
"We all play with the hand
we're dealt."
1399
01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:49,539
And what hand were you dealt?"
1400
01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:52,250
I'm two high pair.
1401
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:54,336
Maybe even aces up.
1402
01:33:54,503 --> 01:33:57,631
The problem is,
you've got three deuces."
1403
01:33:58,924 --> 01:34:00,383
That's the end.
1404
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:04,721
No, you can tell me straight.
It's OK.
1405
01:34:04,889 --> 01:34:07,057
Just tell me what you think.
1406
01:34:07,224 --> 01:34:08,808
It's great.
1407
01:34:08,976 --> 01:34:10,435
I... I'm...
1408
01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:13,396
I'm speechless. I was...
1409
01:34:13,564 --> 01:34:17,442
I was not in the mood
to listen to this thing now.
1410
01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:21,279
I don't know what to say.
I'm moved. I laughed.
1411
01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:24,908
I was on the edge of my seat.
I think it's wonderful.
1412
01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:26,576
I'm totally stunned.
1413
01:34:26,744 --> 01:34:29,913
This is not an insult.
I'm amazed you can...
1414
01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:32,207
I just thought it was great.
1415
01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:34,417
- Really?
- Yes, I was...
1416
01:34:34,585 --> 01:34:37,629
What made you think
of that climax scene,
1417
01:34:37,797 --> 01:34:41,675
where the architect is
with his actress girlfriend
1418
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:45,428
and the schizophrenic ex-wife
stabs him to death?
1419
01:34:45,596 --> 01:34:49,432
- It just came to me one day.
- Well, it was fabulous.
1420
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,434
You really think I can write?
1421
01:34:51,602 --> 01:34:54,938
There's maybe one or two things
I'd do differently,
1422
01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:58,942
but who cares? It was fabulous.
1423
01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:01,277
I mean it. I'm so impressed.
1424
01:35:01,445 --> 01:35:03,446
I am. You made my day.
1425
01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:04,989
It was great.
1426
01:35:05,157 --> 01:35:07,450
I was set to be bored stiff.
1427
01:35:07,618 --> 01:35:09,786
Would you like to have lunch?
1428
01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:12,497
I'd love to talk about that script.
1429
01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:14,874
We could do something with it.
1430
01:35:15,042 --> 01:35:19,129
And I'd like to hear what made
you suddenly drop out of life.
1431
01:35:19,296 --> 01:35:21,673
- Who cares?
- No. I care.
1432
01:35:21,841 --> 01:35:24,467
You used to be so ambitious, and...
1433
01:35:24,635 --> 01:35:27,178
God, you really liked it?
1434
01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:52,162
Gosh, you really went
through a crisis.
1435
01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:53,997
How did you get over it?
1436
01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:57,500
When I ran into you,
you seemed perfectly fine.
1437
01:35:57,668 --> 01:35:59,502
You seem fine now.
1438
01:35:59,670 --> 01:36:01,004
Well, I'll tell you.
1439
01:36:01,422 --> 01:36:04,799
One day, a month ago,
I really hit bottom.
1440
01:36:04,967 --> 01:36:07,343
I just felt
that in a godless universe,
1441
01:36:07,511 --> 01:36:09,512
I didn't want to go on living.
1442
01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:13,641
I happen to own this rifle,
which I loaded, believe it or not,
1443
01:36:13,809 --> 01:36:15,268
and pressed it to my forehead.
1444
01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:17,479
I thought, "I'm gonna kill myself."
1445
01:36:17,646 --> 01:36:20,356
Then I thought,
"What if I'm wrong?
1446
01:36:20,524 --> 01:36:23,860
What if there is a God?
Nobody really knows."
1447
01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:27,530
Then I thought,
"No. Maybe is not good enough.
1448
01:36:27,698 --> 01:36:29,949
- I want certainty or nothing."
1449
01:36:30,117 --> 01:36:33,244
I remember clearly,
the clock was ticking,
1450
01:36:33,412 --> 01:36:36,664
and I was sitting there frozen,
1451
01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,708
debating whether to shoot.
1452
01:36:41,253 --> 01:36:42,921
All of a sudden, the gun went off.
1453
01:36:43,088 --> 01:36:46,800
I was so tense, I inadvertently
squeezed the trigger.
1454
01:36:46,967 --> 01:36:48,802
But I was perspiring so much,
1455
01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:51,429
the gun slid off my forehead
and missed me.
1456
01:36:52,723 --> 01:36:55,517
Suddenly, neighbors
were pounding on the door
1457
01:36:55,684 --> 01:36:59,229
and the whole scene
was just pandemonium.
1458
01:36:59,396 --> 01:37:00,939
I ran to the door.
1459
01:37:01,106 --> 01:37:04,984
I didn't know what to say.
I was embarrassed and confused.
1460
01:37:05,152 --> 01:37:07,695
My mind was racing a mile a minute.
1461
01:37:07,863 --> 01:37:11,866
I just knew one thing...
I had to get out of that house.
1462
01:37:12,034 --> 01:37:15,745
I had to get out
in the fresh air and clear my head.
1463
01:37:15,913 --> 01:37:18,748
And I remember,
I walked the streets.
1464
01:37:18,916 --> 01:37:22,085
I didn't know what
was going through my mind.
1465
01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:25,964
It all seemed so violent
and unreal to me.
1466
01:37:26,131 --> 01:37:28,925
I wandered on the Upper West Side.
1467
01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:30,760
It must have been hours.
1468
01:37:30,928 --> 01:37:34,222
My feet hurt,
my head was pounding.
1469
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:37,767
I went into a movie.
Didn't know what was playing.
1470
01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:42,146
I just needed a moment to gather
my thoughts and be logical
1471
01:37:42,314 --> 01:37:45,859
and put the world back
into rational perspective.
1472
01:37:54,577 --> 01:37:56,619
I went up to the balcony,
1473
01:37:56,787 --> 01:37:58,329
and I sat down.
1474
01:37:58,497 --> 01:38:02,125
The movie was one I'd seen
many times in my life
1475
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:05,628
since I was a kid,
and I always loved it.
1476
01:38:05,796 --> 01:38:08,256
I'm watching the screen,
1477
01:38:08,424 --> 01:38:11,551
and I started getting
hooked on the film.
1478
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:16,806
"How can you think
of killing yourself?
1479
01:38:16,974 --> 01:38:18,224
Isn't it stupid?
1480
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:20,810
Look at all the people on the screen.
1481
01:38:20,978 --> 01:38:24,314
They're funny, and what if
the worst is true?
1482
01:38:24,481 --> 01:38:28,109
There's no God, you only
go around once, that's it.
1483
01:38:28,277 --> 01:38:31,905
Don't you want to be
part of the experience?
1484
01:38:32,072 --> 01:38:33,740
It's not all a drag."
1485
01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:37,744
And I'm thinking,
"I should stop ruining my life
1486
01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:40,204
searching for answers
1487
01:38:40,372 --> 01:38:43,333
and just enjoy it while it lasts."
1488
01:38:43,959 --> 01:38:45,501
And after, who knows?
1489
01:38:45,669 --> 01:38:47,629
Maybe there is something.
1490
01:38:47,796 --> 01:38:51,716
I know "maybe" is a slim reed
to hang your life on,
1491
01:38:51,884 --> 01:38:53,927
but that's the best we have.
1492
01:38:54,094 --> 01:38:56,596
And then I started to sit back
1493
01:38:56,764 --> 01:38:59,682
and I actually began
to enjoy myself.
1494
01:38:59,850 --> 01:39:03,227
♪ Hail, Freedonia
Now don't you cry for me
1495
01:39:03,395 --> 01:39:05,438
♪ 'Cause I'm coming
around the mountain...
1496
01:39:07,858 --> 01:39:11,194
There's something
that's been bothering me,
1497
01:39:11,362 --> 01:39:14,197
and I thought I'd tell you
what it was
1498
01:39:14,365 --> 01:39:16,991
and clear the deck,
and that's this...
1499
01:39:17,159 --> 01:39:21,871
I've always regretted the way
I behaved that evening we went out.
1500
01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,083
I really made a fool out of myself.
1501
01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:27,710
No, don't be ridiculous. I was...
1502
01:39:27,878 --> 01:39:29,879
You know, it was my fault.
1503
01:39:30,881 --> 01:39:34,050
So you want to go out
to dinner again?
1504
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,719
- You have any interest?
- Sure.
1505
01:39:36,887 --> 01:39:40,139
- Are you free this evening?
- Yeah.
1506
01:39:47,481 --> 01:39:51,317
- I want ice. Who's got some...
- It's on the table, Dad.
1507
01:39:51,485 --> 01:39:52,986
Where's Holly? She's late.
1508
01:39:53,153 --> 01:39:56,489
Did you read the last thing
Holly wrote? It's great.
1509
01:39:56,657 --> 01:39:58,700
She writes
good dialogue.
1510
01:39:58,867 --> 01:40:01,411
Can I say that you're
playing Desdemona?
1511
01:40:01,578 --> 01:40:04,956
- Mom, it's only television.
- It's public television.
1512
01:40:05,124 --> 01:40:08,084
Shakespeare doesn't get
better than Othello.
1513
01:40:08,293 --> 01:40:11,129
You with some big black stud.
I love it.
1514
01:40:11,296 --> 01:40:12,714
Oh, honey!
1515
01:40:38,615 --> 01:40:41,492
Oh, Lee, you are something.
1516
01:40:42,578 --> 01:40:44,454
You look very beautiful.
1517
01:40:45,456 --> 01:40:47,373
Marriage agrees with you.
1518
01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:51,210
Everything that happened between us
1519
01:40:51,378 --> 01:40:54,380
seems more and more hazy.
1520
01:40:55,257 --> 01:40:57,425
I acted like such a fool.
1521
01:40:57,593 --> 01:40:59,886
I don't know what came over me.
1522
01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:04,057
The complete conviction
that I couldn't live without you.
1523
01:41:04,683 --> 01:41:07,060
What I put us both through.
1524
01:41:07,227 --> 01:41:10,146
And Hannah, who, as you once said,
1525
01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:13,149
I loved much more than I realized.
1526
01:41:18,197 --> 01:41:20,531
Happy Thanksgiving!
1527
01:41:21,867 --> 01:41:24,911
Daisy. I didn't miss dinner, did I?
1528
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:27,497
Hi, Marge. Happy Thanksgiving.
1529
01:41:27,664 --> 01:41:29,457
- Hello.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
1530
01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:30,833
Thank you.
1531
01:42:32,813 --> 01:42:34,730
Looks beautiful.
1532
01:42:38,068 --> 01:42:40,361
It's just your husband.
1533
01:42:40,529 --> 01:42:44,949
- Hi. When did you get here?
- Just a few minutes ago.
1534
01:42:45,117 --> 01:42:47,326
- You look so beautiful.
- Thanks.
1535
01:42:47,494 --> 01:42:51,080
I was telling your father
that it's ironic
1536
01:42:51,248 --> 01:42:54,584
I used to always have
Thanksgiving with Hannah
1537
01:42:54,751 --> 01:42:58,129
and I never thought
I could love anybody else.
1538
01:42:58,297 --> 01:43:00,006
Here it is years later.
1539
01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:03,885
I'm married to you and
completely in love with you.
1540
01:43:04,052 --> 01:43:07,597
The heart is a very,
very resilient little muscle.
1541
01:43:07,764 --> 01:43:10,016
It really is.
1542
01:43:10,184 --> 01:43:13,728
Guy marries one sister.
1543
01:43:13,896 --> 01:43:15,146
Doesn't work out.
1544
01:43:15,355 --> 01:43:19,650
Then years later, he winds up
married to the other sister.
1545
01:43:19,818 --> 01:43:22,778
How are you gonna top that?
1546
01:43:24,531 --> 01:43:26,991
- Mickey?
- What?
1547
01:43:28,118 --> 01:43:29,535
I'm pregnant.
1548
01:46:53,031 --> 01:46:53,864
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