1 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,545 Cheers... 2 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,440 Ready? Go... 3 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,385 Woo...I'm on top of the world!! Enough! 4 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,420 No, no, no, baby one more one more one more please... 5 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,047 Harpreet! You passed!! 6 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,684 Bunty, you bum, congrats! Come...I'll get you a drink. 7 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,059 Sai...Sai do something... 8 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,563 It's your party dude and the DJ is leaving. 9 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:53,690 What's happening? 10 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,461 Nonsense! Give him some more money. 11 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,559 He can't stop now, the party is just warming up. 12 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,365 I just did that, he won�t take my money, 13 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,339 says it's past 2 am and he has to wake up early. 14 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,106 Well it is past 2 am - Wake up early...why become a DJ? 15 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,238 Let me talk to him... 16 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,509 HP if he doesn't want money it must be something serious. Leave it. 17 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,344 Hello Prince Charles, not everyone is motivated by money. 18 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,510 So how else are they motivated? 19 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,518 Have you ever heard of the word - Persuasion? 20 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,086 You can't get anywhere with B.com 39 percent. 21 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,523 I keep telling him to apply for an MBA, doesn't listen to me. 22 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,827 Life is not all fun and games no... 23 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,163 Ok grandpa 24 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,518 Wow, what did you do? 25 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,848 A little conversation, a little persuasion, a little negotiation... 26 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,192 Done with your negotiation, can we talk about something worthwhile? 27 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,352 Do you talk about anything else? 28 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,224 Not my work, I'm talking about yours. 29 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,128 I'm starting with my dad's law firm, I don't care...what about you? 30 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,866 Why? What about me? 31 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,760 He graduated, isn't that enough? 32 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,365 You won't take the MBA exam? 33 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,238 If my grandfather was rich as your father, I would have taken the exam... 34 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,536 So what will you do? 35 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,248 S-a-l-e-s 36 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,651 What...you'll be a salesman? 37 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,417 Why? Aren't salesmen human beings? 38 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:27,217 They are...of course they are...but not very rich human beings. 39 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,255 My son, do you remember Randy Bahadur, from arts? 40 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,722 He is a salesman... 41 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,259 He gets 40,000 rupees without blinking. 42 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,701 Half of that is commission, which he gets only after he gets an order. 43 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,173 And do you even know what all a salesman has... 44 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,707 ...to go through to get an order?! 45 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,474 Why do you find fault in everything I do? 46 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,176 Bloody negative bastard you are! 47 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:51,180 Dude he has a habit of lecturing people...come on, let's dance. 48 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,514 No, once and for all let's get this straight, 49 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,448 these management exams are not my cup of tea, 50 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,215 and my family doesn't have money for a private MBA. 51 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:02,920 Sales is the only field where common sense matters more than grades. 52 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,289 And now you'll say that l don't even have common sense. 53 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,259 What'll I say... 54 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,936 Come...come...come...Let's dance. 55 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,637 I don't want to. 56 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,210 Oh come on 57 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,577 I told you I don't want to. 58 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,610 I don't do things that don't have power or money. 59 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:28,778 Just try it once. People will pay just to watch you dance. 60 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,672 Good morning...morning...morning, 61 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:56,969 morning...morning...Good morning 62 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,671 Good morning...morning...Good morning 63 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,374 Good morning...Good morning sir. This is Harpreet Singh Bedi, 64 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,377 Harpreet Singh. Harpreet Singh� 65 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,614 Good morning sir I'm Harpreet Singh Bedi...Can I have a seat? 66 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,425 Good morning sir I'm Harpreet Singh Bedi...ca..ca 67 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:18,055 Morning gentlemen, morning ma'am. I'm Harpreet Singh Bedi... 68 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:23,801 I can't tell you how much I admire this unique company and...Unique? 69 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,564 Good morning unique- 70 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,938 Come on son, come have some sweet curd for luck. 71 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:39,440 Have all your certificates? 72 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,544 Especially your character certificate? - Yes 73 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,749 Brushed up on your general knowledge? - Yes 74 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,380 Have you memorized an essay? 75 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,083 It's an interview, not an exam. 76 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,523 Have you memorized today's newspaper? - Ya. 77 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,995 Put in money on your phone card? - Ya 78 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,360 Emptied your bowels? 79 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,366 Oh man, on one side you're feeding me sweet curd and 80 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,696 on the other... ok I'm leaving. 81 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:00,000 If you'd used your brains studying, you wouldn't need sweet curd for luck 82 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:03,371 If Einstein studied with your snoring, he'd also have to eat sweet curd. 83 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,467 Had I taken to snoring again? 84 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,473 You weren't taking, you were giving it to the world...for free. Ok bye 85 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,912 At least straighten your turban. 86 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,416 What does the company make? 87 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,486 Don't know, will find out on the way 88 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,751 They make computers grandpa. My grades are low not my IQ. 89 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,495 Oh lord, all is up to you now. 90 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,664 However he is, he is your son. Watch over him. 91 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,766 Good morning AYS...transferring sir 92 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,804 Good morning AYS...line 2 sir 93 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,098 Excuse me ma'am... 94 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,973 Good morning AYS...Transferring you to sales sir, 95 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,539 Nitin, enquiry! - He's inside the Taj Mahal, I'll speak to them. 96 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,577 I may look it, but I am not... 97 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,045 You'll burn your fingers... 98 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,178 ...if you take a peek at other people's clients or wives. 99 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,082 Everyone's suspicious here! 100 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,549 I'm going to leave this place. 101 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,716 I've heard it for 3 years. 102 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,850 Those who do things don't talk about it. 103 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,055 Hello...I haven't received a single call since morning. I am not fasting. 104 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,891 Could you hold sir? What can I do if your territory's dead? 105 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,696 When you get your territory, you don't say anything. 106 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,568 If you say something in the Taj Mahal, you hear an echo. 107 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,569 This month's commission is gone. 108 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,110 I had narrowed in on an LCD...wife will be upset. 109 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,202 Just try to get back home on time every day, she'll be happy. 110 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,209 Who troubles you more, your motorcycle or your wife? 111 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,540 Connecting sir 112 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,845 Go pick up, it's your client. He's been trying you for four days. 113 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,954 Call them once in a while, clients don't die after sale. 114 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,489 Even the clients wonder, what happens to a salesman after a sale? 115 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,491 Excuse me ma'am - At Your Service good morning 116 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,553 Sir please try and reboot. 117 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,690 No Mr. Puri is not in India... 118 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,529 Chotelal, have you served Mr. Puri his coffee? 119 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,692 He has had four since morning. 120 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,929 Nitin is inside with the sales figures. 121 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,604 It's a wonder he doesn't want a drink instead. 122 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,733 What are you looking at? 123 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,568 Nothing 124 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,175 You want to get killed?! 125 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,543 Hello...Can I help you? 126 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,616 Oh I'm sorry ma'am, I'm Harpreet Singh Bedi, for the sales interview 127 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,517 One minute...Sir a call for you on line two. 128 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,815 You should have told me earlier. 129 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,083 You looked busy so l did not want to disturb. 130 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,160 Afraid of disturbing people... How will you become a salesman? 131 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,956 Harpreet Singh? - Yeah...I mean Yes 132 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,587 Nitin sir has called you to the conference room. 133 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,829 Where is the conference room please? 134 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,260 Up, in the sky. Follow me 135 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,846 Hello sir, I'm Harpreet Singh Bedi, 136 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,581 uh-it's an honour to be in this fantastic company- 137 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,592 Why, what is so fantastic about this company? 138 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,753 Sales sir, your sales team's reputation is... 139 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,993 Good...but it can be better. 140 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:18,603 1 2th 35 percent...B.com 39 percent 141 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,169 no experience nothing, 142 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,599 'put together college magazine' 143 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,974 You want to be a salesman? - Yes Sir... 144 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,947 Ok, sell yourself, come on. 145 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:34,076 Sir, uh...I think l am a hard worker and- 146 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,211 You think, or you are... 147 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,586 I mean l-I am sir...and I want to learn everything about products, 148 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,750 markets, customer relations and - Enough! Enough! 149 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,125 Do you know selling? - Uh, of course sir 150 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,122 Sell this pencil to me, for 100 rupees. 151 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,993 Sir this eraser 152 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,628 I took it off, but you convince me that it's still there. 153 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,235 Sir, how can I convince you if it's not there? 154 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,709 If you can't sell, how can we give you a job? 155 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,808 Apply elsewhere. 156 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,625 Hello sir, I'm Harpreet Singh from Singh Pencils, 157 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,886 this is our new pencil, HS-1016 158 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,656 Sorry we have already stocked up pencils for the year 159 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,095 No problem sir, let me give you a quick two-minute demo. 160 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,723 Why watch a demo of a pencil with no eraser? 161 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,734 This is not a pencil without an eraser. 162 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,270 It's a pencil with a detachable eraser. 163 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,898 Come up with something new! 164 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:33,644 Sir, the lead on this pencil is unbreakable. 165 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,749 Sir, if you apply that much pressure, anything will break. 166 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,844 But see, this pencil this can be sharpened easily too. 167 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,011 Telling lies doesn't make a sale. 168 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,281 But perfume can make a sale. 169 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,381 Sir, this eraser sir, it is a specially imported perfumed eraser. 170 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,289 Should we put the pencil up our noses? 171 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,956 No sir, in the AC vent...See? 172 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,657 There are many other uses for this. 173 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,293 It's an ear bud for cleaning ears. 174 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,099 A Tooth pick for cleaning teeth. 175 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:04,233 Hair...I mean comb. Reboot your mobile. 176 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,971 You can make a 3 pin socket into a pin socket. 177 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,773 In case, you're still not satisfied, you can kill time with it. 178 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,740 Like you are... 179 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,412 What's going on? - Sir 180 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,045 Puri sir 181 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,014 Hello sir 182 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,721 Sir, those sales interviews. 183 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,851 Nothing special sir. 184 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,423 Take him - Sir? 185 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,926 You did not give up, I like that 186 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,200 Thank you, sir - Okay you can go now 187 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:34,897 Your mark sheets 188 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,340 He failed a year, sir! 189 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,343 Not failed exactly, fell short on attendance. 190 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,817 Sales' doesn't run on mark sheets, it runs on balance sheets. 191 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,446 Selling a two rupee pencil like a Mercedes... 192 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,720 He must be something. 193 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,921 Thank you sir, I won't disappoint you 194 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,888 Don't. 195 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:06,028 15,000...per month...no medical, no gratuity, no provident fund... 196 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,868 six months training, no commitment from our side...yes, or no- 197 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,132 Yes! 198 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:16,210 Everyone, this is...uh, Singh...sales trainee 199 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,749 Welcome to wonderland - Disneyland 200 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,042 Koena - Sexy 201 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,010 His mother's name! - Rajess 202 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,051 Rumaan, double A - Narayan 203 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,050 Tanmay - Taxi 204 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,852 Bastard... - Chotelal give the new kid the product brochure, rate list, etc. 205 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,128 Tomorrow is Sunday, memorize everything. - Yes sir 206 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:35,399 Now go settle down...over there... 207 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,802 Go on - Yes sir 208 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,432 This way... 209 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,874 Okay Monday morning's meeting, everyone's gonna get it. 210 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,775 So everyone please keep your sales figures ready. 211 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,769 We still have eight months to go and we know... 212 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,111 One who sells the most will be the salesman of the year, 213 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,413 will receive a commission of 5 lakh and a Goa vacation 214 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,510 And you'll get a London vacation, after adding up everyone's sales. 215 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,517 I heard that... - Where are you going this year boss? 216 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,815 We beat around in the sun and he gets a London trip. 217 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,358 You know, you guys need to improve... 218 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,451 personal attack is a below the belt game. 219 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,054 Let us be professional here, okay? 220 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,855 Yesterday, he coined a new slogan 221 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,926 those who sell...come by, and those who don't...goodbye 222 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,062 Shut up, cup-plate. 223 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,066 Sit down 224 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,834 Those who sell...come by 225 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,337 And those who don't...goodbye. 226 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,898 What does that mean? 227 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,835 That's what happens in sales. Those who can't perform they have to go. 228 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,470 Where will he go? 229 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,378 He can go anywhere, join another company if he likes. 230 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,108 What if that company turns out to be the same? 231 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,480 Of course, it'll be the same. 232 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,850 Today's companies have become so unethical. 233 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,420 Professional...Professional grandpa. 234 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,853 Not like in your times, go to office every day, 235 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,918 sign in, eat lunch and come home. 236 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:17,594 As if we didn't work all our lives, companies ran by themselves? 237 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,237 I am not talking about you...you believe work is worship. 238 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:27,938 These professionals... what does work mean to them? 239 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,977 Nothing, just work. 240 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,545 How does it matter? As long as my grandson worships his work. 241 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,415 Rest, leave it to god. 242 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,583 Yes. 243 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,895 Hold him, hold the Sardar 244 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,196 Oh...No, no please, let go of me Sardar... 245 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,597 He failed. 246 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:37,173 Mr. Inamdar. Honest man. He got his due! 247 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,943 Meaning? - Nitin sir wants to see you. 248 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,981 They want 56 computers 249 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,585 So, put in a quote for 16...we'll see. 250 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,118 Yes sir 251 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,058 Read it all? All set? - Of course 252 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,702 Anyone want to volunteer for his field induction? 253 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,001 Haven't been on a field visit in a long time, 254 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,413 let's see what's going on in whose territory. 255 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,184 Yeah! As if a manager becomes a salesman again by riding a motorcycle. 256 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,686 The Wife must have taken the car... 257 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,995 Letterheads...Visiting cards. 258 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,061 10 in pocket, 10 in wallet. 20 in bag. 259 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,396 Let's go. 260 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,380 350 huh? Now that's a motorcycle, sir. 261 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,010 Zip it up. 262 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,442 You are wearing it the wrong way sir. 263 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,309 Does your dad run a laundry? 264 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,114 By evening the shirt will get dirtier than your tongue. 265 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:07,466 From this signal to the next is your territory. 266 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:11,098 No other AYS sales executive will venture into the offices here. 267 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:15,770 Any inquiries from here, Koena will let you know... 268 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,478 But this is a residential area, sir! 269 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,081 Where will I find an office here? 270 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,258 Even if you did, what would you do? Sell pencils? 271 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,660 Sign in. 272 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,133 What are you doing? 273 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,540 Filling in our names and our company's name. 274 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,073 You want to become a salesman? 275 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,138 First rule of the field, 276 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,508 never write your or your company's correct details anywhere. 277 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,711 Why? - Put an ad in the paper instead! 278 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,386 No one looks at the register in the company. 279 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,086 But a competing salesman always scans... 280 00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,820 ...the entries for names of fools, like you. 281 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,254 Are all these names incorrect then? 282 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,830 Of course! The salesmen names are incorrect, like this James Bond. 283 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:16,635 He is from Monovo. He is marking his territory here. He is teasing us... 284 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:21,376 He thinks he's already got the order. 285 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,843 So then? 286 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,113 I have a trump card. Let me see, if I can use it now. 287 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,180 Mr. Pandey! 288 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,393 Sir! It's been a while... 289 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,690 Thanks! 290 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:46,862 What news? 291 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,165 The guy from Monovo has been hovering here since morning. 292 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,673 Saw him photocopying some documents in a hurry. 293 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,870 Server quotation 294 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,875 Thanks. 295 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,216 Sorry boss 296 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:08,817 What is it? 297 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,822 Nothing boss, he's crazy. Oh look, your floor! 298 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,888 Boss... 299 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,897 Ha! He got off on the wrong floor. New kid from Wintel. 300 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,437 By the time he reaches the client he'll grow up. 301 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:27,811 Ok sir...yeah...6.30? Ok sir. 302 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,247 I'll just convey it to him. Have a nice day. 303 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,910 Yes? 304 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,579 Yes? 305 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,388 Are you going to say something or keep smiling like a fool? 306 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,919 How are you? - Sharma sir is busy. 307 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,193 Couldn't I have come to meet you? 308 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,290 You wouldn't meet your wife without a reason. 309 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,301 First become the wife, then we'll see. 310 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:59,274 Sit down, let me see, idiot. 311 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,276 Is she your girl friend? 312 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,949 I am not that desperate. 313 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,851 What if she'd taken offense? 314 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,783 You were taking a big risk, sir! 315 00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,323 Even Spiderman has to take risks, 316 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:19,956 At least you're a salesman. 317 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,659 Ok...go ahead! 318 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,300 Idiot. 319 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:44,913 Mr. Sharma's Australia trip canceled. Bonuses announced. 320 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:50,690 Mr. Mavalankar promoted. Ha! My next trump card. 321 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,689 You go in first. He's in bad a mood. - Why? 322 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,892 Because Mavalankar has been promoted. Go in! 323 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:03,335 Good morning sir, I am Harpreet Singh, this is my colleague- 324 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:09,912 Nitin, how are you? Now that you're a sales manager, we don't exist anymore? 325 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:13,815 No sir, nothing like that. Tanmay must be dropping by now and then! 326 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:18,381 You must be busy planning your Australia trip? 327 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:23,791 No I canceled it. There's a lot of work in office. 328 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,726 I thought this company has other people as well? 329 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:28,391 Yes I have heard that there are, but till date I haven't seen any... 330 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:33,031 Anyway, tell me more... - Tanmay must have mailed you the quotation? 331 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:41,041 Is that a quotation? This...you people mail anything. 332 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,372 He is a kid. Still learning the ropes. 333 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,747 So what range are you looking at? I will send you a fresh one. 334 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:47,910 Ok, I'll let you know. 335 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,313 By the way the Monovo people were saying that... 336 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,620 ...Mr. Mavlankar asked to keep it less than 10 lakh 337 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:58,321 Mavlankar? What has he got to do with this quote? 338 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,896 This is not even his department! 339 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,525 No sir they said that he has been promoted, 340 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,900 and now heads the purchase department. 341 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:09,770 One minute. Do me a favour! 342 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,903 Send in a new quote of 10 lakh, 10 thousand. 343 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:19,481 Throw in a year of free service and warranty. 344 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:26,414 Then let's see who gives, I mean, who gets the order? 345 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,583 Right sir 346 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,093 But I must say these Monovo people are very unprofessional, 347 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,530 I never expected this from them. 348 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:34,724 Now what can I say sir! 349 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,758 We have a policy of not talking about Competition 350 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:42,000 Yes I know, sorry you? 351 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:46,476 Hello sir I'm... - My cousin sir, I was dropping him off to college. 352 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:49,436 You're too good boss 353 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,539 Weren't you getting too familiar with Tanmay's client? 354 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:54,380 No, no sir, I was introducing myself. 355 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,478 Started already? Sales freak! 356 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,585 Good, good. 357 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:14,129 But sir, how did you know of the Monovo plan? 358 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:17,408 Did you skip high school classes as well? Didn't they teach you... 359 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,841 ...necessity is the mother of invention! 360 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,674 But how did know the exact quotation? 361 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,042 I read it! How else would I know? 362 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,410 On that notice board? 363 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,141 Sharma! 364 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,644 But Mr. Sharma didn't show us any quotation 365 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,846 No one shows you a quotation kid! You have to see it. 366 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,481 That's what he was reading! 367 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,493 You can read upside down too? 368 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,524 You know what they call a salesman who can't read upside down? 369 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,824 What? 370 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,494 A Blind salesman. 371 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:56,104 If Jogeshwari is on the Goregaon link road then, 372 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,808 it is in Jogeshwari. Isn't it? 373 00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:01,113 No it's not. Everyone knows it's in Goregaon. 374 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:03,882 He is my prospect Mr., and l have already spoken to him. 375 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,048 Madam, when you'd called I was there. 376 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,453 Besides, I've already spoken with Nitin. 377 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:08,784 Nitin! 378 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,186 Oh hello...got your target? 379 00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:14,058 No, where do you get it from? 380 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:15,891 It falls on your head. 381 00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:21,471 Look I am warning you, if you even look at my clients, 382 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,205 I'll kill you. 383 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:27,508 Hello - Put Giri on. 384 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:29,846 Who? - It's Koena, who else would call you here. 385 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,572 Pass the phone to Giri. - Giri who? 386 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:34,842 Get up, look over the partition. The Service manager. 387 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,851 Hurry up now, his client is getting impatient. 388 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,683 Hi 389 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,855 What? - How much longer? Your client's been waiting an hour. - I don't know. 390 00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:50,491 Give me an estimate? Or will you make him wait till evening? 391 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,594 Told you, I don't know. It's a technical problem, will take time. 392 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,538 What's the problem? - The Monitor is not showing anything. 393 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,241 Needs a new mother board. 394 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:03,236 Why don't you open it and take a look Giri sir? 395 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,573 Maybe it can be fixed. 396 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,741 Open it. Open it. 397 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,584 Whack it in! 398 00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:22,059 Not that! The third one! Is it in? Reboot. 399 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,533 It's working. 400 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,697 It was a loose connection. Pack it up. 401 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,274 Dial Koena, number 9 402 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:45,814 Tell the client his mother board was fried-Rs. 5000. Less? 403 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:51,221 It's his fault, he didn't use a UPS. That's another Rs. 3,250. 404 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,292 Will take a week to fix it all. 405 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,101 If you want a client's blood why don't you ask him? 406 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:00,866 Why are you asking for money? 407 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,097 Experience! 408 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,838 He's the one getting a week's experience. 409 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,809 If I fixed your computer in 5 minutes would you pay me 10,000? 410 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,738 Should I tell Nitin sir? 411 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:13,011 Go tell him! How do you think his London trip is funded? 412 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:16,617 From here. Now leave me alone. 413 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:21,890 Chotelal yesterday's CD...where is it? 414 00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:26,960 It's here. Sir please don't leave it lying around. 415 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:28,326 You watched it last night? 416 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,658 No, no, I left. 417 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,826 You watched The wild Queen? 418 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,127 Go get me a cup of tea. 419 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,697 Should I pack this? 420 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,032 What...leave it. Get me tea first. 421 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,901 Even Spiderman has to take risks, 422 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:42,339 At least I'm a salesman. 423 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:47,241 What's going on? I have an announcement. 424 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,652 Jai Hind Motors is in! 425 00:29:54,726 --> 00:30:00,255 Party time in the evening, booze is on the company, 426 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:02,663 Women are not, so bring your own 427 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:34,024 Yes, yeah, I'm calling from office. 428 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,223 Will I be calling you from college again? 429 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:39,897 Please eat dinner, I'll be late. I have an office get-together. 430 00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:45,139 Oh! We can discuss fixing the flush later. Ok, bye. 431 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:48,242 Sorry Mr. Mishra... - What...? 432 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:50,713 You are Chotelal Mishra? 433 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,843 It's on the intercom list 434 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:58,315 What's this...the man who failed is the most educated. 435 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:08,365 Chotelal, what are you doing? It's spilling. 436 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:10,697 Don't worry madam. Everyone in a line please. I'll serve you 437 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:28,311 Move it Grandpa, move it or I'll put in a quotation. 438 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:04,821 Nitin? Have you spoken to Mr. Puri about me? 439 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,182 Oh shit... 440 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,486 Please Nitin, the office manager's position has been open for a longtime. 441 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,760 They will get someone eventually... 442 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:17,027 ...and anyways, I have been looking over the work. 443 00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,426 Hope you've been looking out for the phone calls? 444 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,334 The credit card collector has been trying to get to you for two months. 445 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:21,863 Has he reached you yet? 446 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:30,879 So attendance shortage, how are you? 447 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,383 I'm good sir, thank you, how are you 448 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,519 How ambitious are you exactly? 449 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:47,155 Do you think you can take over his job? 450 00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:49,924 No sir 451 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,064 You think I would have fired him if you said yes? 452 00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,097 No, no sir 453 00:32:57,108 --> 00:33:00,544 I like you, you didn't get emotional. 454 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,343 You have a quality to go up, 455 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,543 but you also have a quality to go down. 456 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,982 Eventually the quality that wins will define your life. 457 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:18,325 So where you want to go? Up or down? 458 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:19,888 Up sir 459 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:27,463 To climb up, you'll have to walk over many people... 460 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:30,567 ...and they will bite you hard. 461 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:42,376 And tomorrow if you're late for work, your pay will be cut. Welcome to AYS! 462 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:58,393 Booo! 463 00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:01,495 Shit man! They say after 70, a man's age restarts from zero. 464 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,471 Dude, close your eyes. 465 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,599 One minute... 466 00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:07,971 I don't have two minutes...don't you understand! 467 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,139 I waited for you for three hours, you don't have 2 minutes for me 468 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:15,176 Ok fine, it's your carpet. Don't blame me later. 469 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,346 New pinch! 470 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,281 What's this? 471 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,518 Our brand new scooter - What? 472 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,424 Yes...one with a button start. 473 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,623 No more kicking or pushing, 474 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,424 just gently press the button and fly like a bird. 475 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,199 You want to ride a scooter at this age? 476 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,461 Why should I ride it? 477 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:37,532 I'll sit behind like a prime minister. You'll drive right? 478 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:38,967 Me? - Yes 479 00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:40,567 Ride a scooter? - What's the problem? 480 00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:44,012 It's your favorite colour too. Maroon. 481 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,551 Grandpa I have told you earlier, jokes after 9:30 am only! 482 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:53,352 It's no joke! I put my life's savings into buying it. 483 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,925 But I never asked for a scooter. 484 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:59,155 You go finish your toilet, and then we'll talk...more comfortably 485 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,321 What comfortably? 486 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:01,929 You put your entire savings into buying me a scooter... 487 00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:03,193 ...without telling me! 488 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,425 How much advance did you pay? 489 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,399 The scooter is outside. - You paid the entire amount? 490 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:08,665 You don't get a scooter for half the price! 491 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,501 Come on Sardar, check it out. 492 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:15,941 Bloody hell. 493 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,475 Why are you being so difficult? 494 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,678 Can't gifts given with love, be received with love? 495 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,683 Did I ask you for it? - It's very modern. Ride it once and see. 496 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,113 Did I ask you for it? 497 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:31,154 Have I only given you things when you asked for them? Who are you to ask?! 498 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,354 Go to hell! 499 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,464 Target Rs.6,00,000. 500 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:18,465 25000/-. If 1 computer is for Rs. 25000/- 501 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:25,608 and 24 PCs quarterly, means 24 computers in three months, monthly, 502 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:31,011 You have 8 PCs to sell and it's already the 20th of this month. 503 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:36,016 But I started last week on the 14th and I got my target today... 504 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:38,358 ...so ideally my month starts today? 505 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:44,024 Really? You're learning fast! Just do what you're told boss, 506 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:45,193 You're a trainee not a Managing Director. 507 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,766 Right sir - That's the spirit 508 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,431 Listen... 509 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,168 On your way drop this quotation off 510 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,370 to Mr. Chaudhary at National Chemicals. 511 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,610 National Chemicals is in the wrong direction. 512 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:59,372 So, did we hire you to go in the right direction! 513 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,070 Best of luck for your first client visit. 514 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:31,239 Stop by a temple for blessings. 515 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,381 Emotions are under control, 516 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,081 My scooter has petrol. 517 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,083 That's all I need. 518 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,171 Good morning sir 519 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,527 Fine...and the rest? 520 00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,121 The rest sir, if you have any further requirements, 521 00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:23,132 let me know. I'll arrange it. 522 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,565 What's there to arrange? 523 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,127 I'll give you an address, have it sent there. 524 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:29,399 Sure sir, do you have another branch? 525 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:35,340 That's a good one. I do, my sister's house. 526 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,876 How much has been decided? 527 00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:44,146 Whatever is in the quotation. Plus taxes. 528 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,553 Government gets taxes. What do we get? 529 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,816 You get the machines sir... 530 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:59,593 Nice sense of humour you have huh? 10 percent ok? 531 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,765 Sir please why are you pulling my leg? 532 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:10,171 No I am not...are you? 533 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,707 Sir, please don't embarrass me sir 534 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,858 Your attitude is very unprofessional. 535 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,927 Work will be difficult...for you. 536 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,199 Sir please speak to Nitin directly. I am leaving. 537 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:42,211 Leaving without anything? On an empty stomach? 538 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:46,840 Some tea or coffee. Sardarji? 539 00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:07,830 ..connecting sir At your service, Good afternoon... 540 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:10,838 I will get it sent across. - Where is Mr. Nitin? 541 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:15,743 Right...sir, back so quick. Is it raining outside? 542 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:16,871 Where is Mr. Nitin? 543 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,244 Inside the Taj Mahal. 544 00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:20,442 He's already had 4 cold drinks, waiting for you. 545 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,349 These days there's a lot of Global warming. 546 00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:27,381 Good afternoon sir 547 00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:30,751 Hello sir 548 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:35,923 What happened at NCC? 549 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,561 What didn't happen? Something is terribly wrong there. 550 00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,695 Why? What happened? 551 00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:46,275 Sir, he asked for a bribe and to my face. 552 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,674 What are you saying? - I swear! 553 00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:49,877 So what was your reply? 554 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,381 I didn't say anything at the time, I carefully tried to explain it. 555 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,911 But on my way out l saw a complaint box, 556 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,878 I wrote down all the details and dropped it in, 557 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:59,751 properly on our company letterhead. Signature, date...everything. 558 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:03,951 Here's a copy. 559 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,372 What happened sir? 560 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,442 Aren't you being over smart? 561 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,316 Why, what happened? 562 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,319 You think without authorization you can use the company letterhead... 563 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,912 ...and make false allegations against our clients? 564 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:39,418 And get away it? Sir it's a clear case of company letterhead forgery. 565 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:40,988 One second boss. 566 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:42,726 Who do you think you are? 567 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,467 How dare you place allegations against the managing director of NCC? 568 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:49,467 You are barely born and already trying to fly high? 569 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,431 Sir it was your decision in the interview. - Shut up Nitin 570 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,507 We can charge him with fraud to begin with... 571 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,609 Let's consult the lawyers, there'll be many more charges. 572 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,345 Sir please tell him to mind his language sir 573 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:14,492 You bastard...You think you can go and spoil our relations with clients, 574 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,363 and nothing will happen to you. 575 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:22,368 How dare you speak to our clients in such a way? 576 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:27,508 You haven't sold one thing yet, but you talk as if you've sold millions. 577 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:32,512 I'll slap you so hard, you won�t know what hit you. 578 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:38,387 Quietly complete your training period and get out of here. 579 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:45,451 One mistake...One more mistake and I will throw you out... 580 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:48,924 Bloody bastard... 581 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:56,931 Get out!! 582 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:13,420 Did you have to be so righteous? 583 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:16,421 You should have quietly gone back to work, and let them resolve it. 584 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:17,687 Did you have to become a hero? 585 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,427 Did someone tell me when I started, 586 00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:22,430 that the company was corrupt and I'd have to do all this. 587 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:25,832 Every company is like this, and you have to do this in every company. 588 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,496 This is common sense - Leave this job. 589 00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:33,908 Leave and do what? I haven't even finished one month yet. 590 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:35,445 It'll look bad on my resume. 591 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:40,448 Hello...yes I am in office. 592 00:43:41,986 --> 00:43:46,082 No, you eat dinner, uh, l have another get together. 593 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,456 I won't ride the scooter drunk. 594 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:54,462 You've bought me a MIG 29 it might end up crashing! 595 00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:56,924 Ok bye 596 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,793 To top it off, this scooter has tapped into his savings. 597 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,465 Why don't you join a call center? They'll employ anyone. 598 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:07,938 I didn't mean it like that! 599 00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,071 You will need a relieving certificate from the previous employer. 600 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:12,779 Tell them it's your first job. 601 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:15,747 What have I done? Why should I lie to anyone? 602 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,754 Should I go beat up Mr. Puri? 603 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,486 That's all that's needed. 604 00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:29,495 You should have made at least one sale in all these days... 605 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:31,496 How long has it been since you joined the job? 606 00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:34,901 Listen to me...don't worry, go to office tomorrow. 607 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,663 Your Puri will have forgotten everything. 608 00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:39,499 Who remembers a trainee in such a big company 609 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:40,770 Exactly - Right? 610 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,516 Watch me, I'll leave for my field-rounds early tomorrow. 611 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,912 Notice! What happened? Trouble? 612 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:19,547 Did you have a fight with Nitin? 613 00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:21,015 What happened bro? 614 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,712 What happened? - They're praising you 615 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:24,549 A lot - Read it out to him 616 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:28,088 Mr. Harpreet Singh is henceforth stopped from visiting any clients... 617 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,550 He will only make cold calls from his desk.. 618 00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,561 ...and pass on leads to other colleagues... - Colleagues 619 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:34,563 They have stopped you from entering the field. 620 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,264 Your targets have been thrown away. 621 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,558 Not just targets, your entire career is over. 622 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:45,574 Ok people, sales target meeting, in the conference room. 623 00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:49,009 Oh man what now? There are limits to targets. 624 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:50,808 Let's go drop our pants and stand in a row. 625 00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:51,939 Don't know what's going to happen? 626 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:54,611 Boss, not you 627 00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:58,079 What will you do if you came? Yours have already been dropped! 628 00:46:14,204 --> 00:46:17,332 What did you do boss? Beat up a client? 629 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:55,644 Bloody idiot!! You'll get us killed, which idiot hired you? 630 00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:57,907 You call my clients, I'll beat the crap out of you. 631 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:00,779 You look so normal on the outside, 632 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,944 but on the inside you're completely mad. Why don't you get admitted? 633 00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:07,320 Oh anti-corruption branch, from now on your territory is mine... 634 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:08,756 ...If you have any leads give them to me. 635 00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:09,917 I'd give them to you, if there were any. 636 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:13,854 Look at this idiots' attitude. Why don't you shut up. 637 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:16,661 Because of you all our targets have been doubled. Watch what you say. 638 00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,725 Don't come near me. I'll kill you. 639 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:21,931 No use talking to him. Idiot. 640 00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:53,701 What are you doing? The Ramayan is on. 641 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,963 Ramayan has been on for ten years now. Has anyone learned anything? 642 00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:58,899 How many times will you watch the same thing over and over? 643 00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:01,709 You're letting things get to you. 644 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:08,151 This job has stressed you out. Don't work too hard. 645 00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:14,720 You are a hard worker anyway. Do your co-workers realize this? 646 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:27,196 Jobs today are too stressful. They make good men into coconuts. 647 00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:47,047 Hello Harpreet - Good morning 648 00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:48,182 Hey Harpreet... 649 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,814 What happened? 650 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:31,426 Hello - Good morning ma'am, 651 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,463 I'm calling from At your Service computers, 652 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,801 we sell and support all kinds of PCs and also undertake... 653 00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:38,807 Please don't bother me! - No problem ma'am, l-I'll try later. 654 00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:52,822 Hello - Good morning sir, I'm calling from At your Service Computers... 655 00:49:52,889 --> 00:49:55,153 Call later! 656 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:56,419 No-no problem sir, I'll try later. 657 00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:06,825 Somebody's just died...will you let people die in peace at least?! 658 00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:09,838 Oh! I'm extremely sorry sir, I'll try you later. Yes sir 659 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,505 What is it?! Why do you keep calling? 660 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:18,571 uh hello...sir - Please don't irritate me! 661 00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:22,850 Hello...Sir am I speaking to Jai hind Joshi. - What number have you dialed? 662 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,885 Give me your business card? 663 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,847 All of them. Nitin wants them. 664 00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:29,983 You are not going on field, 665 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,119 we'll cut them and give them to taxi. Nitin said so. 666 00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:41,596 This seat is cursed... 667 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:49,935 Hello sir, A 21 inch monitor is perfect for entertainment. 668 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,054 ok see you, bye 669 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:23,910 Can you drop me to the station my husband isn't coming. 670 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:32,912 I had an inquiry from your territory, for 2 PCs 671 00:51:33,356 --> 00:51:35,916 Give it to Rajesh, I have to give it to him anyway. 672 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,025 If you don't give him one or two you won't catch malaria. 673 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:42,928 Quietly go get an order. Tell them after a couple of days. 674 00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:45,932 If you don't get an order, you'll get into trouble; 675 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:49,367 Get an order, and get into trouble...or not. 676 00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:54,535 Ok...Don't take it. 677 00:51:57,414 --> 00:51:58,540 My husband's here, Ok bye 678 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,226 So what I'm saying is ma'am that, the kind of technical expertise we have, 679 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:23,238 the kind of experience we have, and the kind of service we give, 680 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:24,972 we don't really have any competition. 681 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:28,408 But your company is so big, so your prices... 682 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:29,968 Why? Just because the company is big that doesn't mean, 683 00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:31,274 the prices should be high. 684 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,973 They have to be based on the customer's pocket, 685 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,984 not the company's. And that's exactly what we do! 686 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,982 And you want a bet... 687 00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:40,522 That is really impressive... but...ummm... 688 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:41,648 Discount...? 689 00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:43,989 Ma'am at least place an order first. 690 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:50,999 Pentium processor with this graphic card... 691 00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:53,999 Ma'am I'm going to give you the best price... - Okay 692 00:52:57,407 --> 00:53:02,470 Ma'am we...uh, we don't sell Pc's with this graphic card. 693 00:53:02,612 --> 00:53:06,275 But no problem, I'll check with the office. 694 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,483 Boss are you a trainee or something? 695 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:12,420 No...but everyone has a boss. I am sure you do too? 696 00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:13,614 No. 697 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:16,318 He doesn't even know what kind of product he has, forget it, 698 00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:18,258 those who can't do anything, become salesmen. 699 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,025 Okay, please find out from somewhere else. 700 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:28,398 From where...? - I don't know ma'am 701 00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:32,040 Look...I'm really sorry... 702 00:53:32,108 --> 00:53:35,100 For the last two days we're meeting salesmen after salesmen... 703 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:38,173 It's okay - at least find out for us... 704 00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:39,373 What? 705 00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:43,044 Which company assembles this configuration with this graphic card? 706 00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:44,177 Ma'am I told you, I don't know. 707 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:46,055 Noodles? - Huh? 708 00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:47,650 Maggi noodles...come eat... 709 00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:51,060 please eat...it's ready...please eat. 710 00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:56,429 Please join us. Ayesha, come eat. Come on 711 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:10,637 They are plain glasses. 712 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:13,681 We started a new business but no one takes us seriously. 713 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,082 Neither parents, nor clients nor salesmen. 714 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:20,313 I'll uh...find out about your graphic cards 715 00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:02,422 Hello 716 00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:05,727 Yes, how can I help? 717 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,263 Sir, do you keep this graphic card? 718 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:15,607 HD 4350...keep them, I sell them. 719 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,807 What's the Price? - Here it is. 720 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,140 What's the price? - Rs. 4,400 721 00:55:21,751 --> 00:55:23,150 And for two? 722 00:55:23,286 --> 00:55:27,154 Why don't you take it for Rs. 8,000, I'll throw in the condiments for free. 723 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,548 Can't it be less? 724 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,150 That is the wholesale rate. How much will you reduce? 725 00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:34,822 With rest of the parts, you'll have a new PC for Rs. 20,000, 726 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,894 and you'll at least sell it for Rs. 30,000? 727 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,397 One can assemble a PC with this card for Rs. 20,000? 728 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:42,905 Then? We make one for Rs. 25,000...want one? 729 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,164 But companies don't sell it to the customers 730 00:55:45,241 --> 00:55:46,833 for less than 35-40,000 rupees. 731 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,169 If it's made for so little, why sell it for so much? 732 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,715 The thing is, the word customer has mer (die) in it. 733 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,880 Forgive me lord Ganesh. 734 00:55:57,253 --> 00:56:01,917 See, if I had an A/C room, a big store, I would also sell it for more. 735 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,251 This is quite a con! 736 00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:08,195 You're buying two, who are you conning? 737 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,856 No, I am not conning anyone. 738 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,863 Can I keep this price-list? I want it for a client. 739 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,871 Keep it. I was going to recycle it anyway. 740 00:56:15,939 --> 00:56:18,203 And listen, get your stuff today or tomorrow. 741 00:56:18,408 --> 00:56:22,276 Here the world changes like this...like this...like this. 742 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:23,937 There's no guarantee of anything. 743 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,273 I know... 744 00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:30,581 Ok...bye...that, that will cost you Rs. 350, do you want it? 745 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:04,778 Hello, Miss Sherena please...Hi it's me...Uh, Harpreet... 746 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:07,250 You asked me to find out about the PC's. 747 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:14,729 How are you? Good. We'll supply it 748 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:16,527 Oh...okay... 749 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,265 Uh...Rs. 27,500 per PC with one year guarantee 750 00:57:20,336 --> 00:57:23,567 Are you sure? Is there a sale on? 751 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:26,875 No, uh, because this is your first order. 752 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:34,012 Ok...Who should I make the cheque out to?...That...uh- hello 753 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,343 Hello...? 754 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,678 Rocket... 755 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,885 Rocket Sales Corporation 756 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,543 Mr. Lalwani? 757 00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:14,318 I was about to close. Do you want the card? 758 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:18,326 Yes, 2 graphic cards, and everything that goes in for 2 PCs. 759 00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:19,452 Pack everything. 760 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:20,928 Who are you conning? 761 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:24,330 You. I'll take it on credit. Payment next week. 762 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:28,330 Do you see that - Cash today, credit tomorrow 763 00:58:32,609 --> 00:58:35,703 When you started your business, how much money did you have? 764 00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:38,573 Someone must have trusted you and given you credit. 765 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,408 Yes, that was a relative. 766 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:47,520 So consider me your relative too and keep my scooter as a guarantee. 767 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:49,353 It's more valuable than this purchase. 768 00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:51,688 What kind of business deal are you making? 769 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:52,819 Will you give it to me? 770 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:04,606 Ok go ahead. As it is, I've never seen a Sardar cheat someone, take it. 771 00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:06,972 But when you get what you want don't forget me, 772 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,908 you've made me your relative. 773 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,908 If I forget everything, I won�t forget this Mr. Lalwani...thanks 774 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:47,406 What are you doing in office at this hour? 775 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:50,147 You can barely bring in orders during the day, 776 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,414 what will happen in the night? 777 00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:55,488 I have some work for me...I mean you... 778 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:58,160 You've managed to mess up work with this company, 779 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,424 now what work do you have? 780 01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:06,161 There's...Uh...there's an order 781 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:08,904 Aren't you supposed to pass your orders to others? 782 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,595 No, I'm not giving this order to anyone. 783 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,603 Who is the client? - A friend of mine. 784 01:00:13,509 --> 01:00:20,438 You mean it's a personal order, not the company's? 785 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:24,878 Profit is also personal. 786 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,823 What you seem, you are not. What you are, I don't know. 787 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:38,661 Do you have petrol in your scooter? - Why? 788 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:41,802 I don't waste fuel on friend's work. 789 01:00:43,039 --> 01:00:46,805 It's a rule, from my engineering college days. Shall we leave? 790 01:00:47,076 --> 01:00:48,475 Yes - let's go 791 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:21,568 What? 792 01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,803 Nothing. 793 01:01:31,888 --> 01:01:33,253 Is all this yours or AYS's? 794 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:37,050 Did I ask you if the order was yours or AYS's 795 01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:40,755 See, for 50 years, government has been encouraging us... 796 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:43,526 Become entrepreneurs, become entrepreneurs. 797 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,900 Shouldn't we do something or will the government do everything? 798 01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:48,602 Did you ever apply for a government job? 799 01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,066 No why? 800 01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:52,941 Nothing, the country was spared. 801 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,603 Does Puri know? 802 01:01:56,679 --> 01:01:59,671 No boss, keep it quiet. Why drop an ant in an elephant's trunk? 803 01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:00,874 What if he finds out? 804 01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:02,711 Who'll tell him, you? 805 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:12,224 This is the configuration... will you get it ready by 10 am? 806 01:02:12,295 --> 01:02:16,561 Why 10 am? It'll be ready by 8 am 807 01:02:16,866 --> 01:02:18,094 When do you sleep? 808 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,225 In office! 809 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,793 Any advance cash? 810 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,830 No, it's ok. 811 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:25,168 Thanks. Shall I leave? 812 01:02:25,241 --> 01:02:26,299 See you. 813 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:30,210 Oh, I forgot...the software. 814 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,673 Were you born today? 815 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:36,581 When there's a free copy, why buy it legally? PC will become expensive... 816 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,585 I'll reduce my profit. 817 01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:40,747 But I won't reduce my fees... 818 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:46,921 Instead of fees, I'll share the profit with you...ok? 819 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:50,757 I don't mind, but if you use legal software... 820 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:54,336 ...and give me profit sharing, what will you earn? Peanuts? 821 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:55,662 It's okay 822 01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:58,064 What? 823 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:10,143 All okay ma'am? 824 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:13,620 We'll know in time. I hope your service etc... 825 01:03:13,689 --> 01:03:14,747 See our service. 826 01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:16,792 Well, I hope I don't have to see it... 827 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,222 Of course...any problems call me, on my mobile phone... 828 01:03:21,898 --> 01:03:23,627 No need to call my office... 829 01:03:23,699 --> 01:03:25,257 Why? Is it unavailable? 830 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:30,629 Uh, no. And another thing 831 01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:31,965 Yes? 832 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:33,167 This was my first order. 833 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:41,379 So it's not that 'those who don't know anything become salesmen'. 834 01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,251 Right - Right 835 01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:47,850 Well, thanks 836 01:03:48,057 --> 01:03:49,115 Well you're most welcome 837 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,863 Hurry up...dinosaurs are jumping around in my stomach... 838 01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:01,661 I'm coming... 839 01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:06,742 I'm very hungry dadaji, what's for dinner? 840 01:04:06,976 --> 01:04:10,673 Lentils and spicy fried potatoes. 841 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:16,211 Oh forget the lentils, let's order a pizza...what do you say? 842 01:04:17,286 --> 01:04:20,687 What's going on? Have you received a big order? 843 01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,815 Don't ask, just tell me...you want it or not? 844 01:04:23,226 --> 01:04:31,156 Yeah sure treat me, But first let's thank the lord, 845 01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:34,166 you've barely begun and you are successful. 846 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:40,998 Thank you, God. My child has worked diligently... 847 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,035 ...and you have blessed him with success. 848 01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:53,016 So please guide him through a righteous path and protect him from evil. 849 01:04:53,856 --> 01:05:00,728 Let his mind be free from deceit and let his head be held high. 850 01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:09,065 I belong to God, and God is Victorious 851 01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:15,072 Call for pizza. 852 01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:18,478 No, let's have the lentils instead. 853 01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:20,173 Why? What's happened now? 854 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:24,944 No let's have the lentils. 855 01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:55,915 What are you doing...I'm downloading 856 01:05:55,985 --> 01:05:58,852 I'm confessing everything to Puri. 857 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,780 Whatever money I get, l will return it to him. 858 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:07,791 And I will clear your payment in time. 859 01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:13,926 What?! What's gotten into you this morning? Calm down and let me explain. 860 01:06:17,039 --> 01:06:19,007 If you mention me, I'll deny everything. 861 01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:22,101 Is Mr. Puri free? 862 01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:26,005 He has lunch at the club. 863 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:27,874 Where's the club? 864 01:06:33,556 --> 01:06:35,421 Our offer is value proposition. 865 01:06:36,092 --> 01:06:39,027 See the price, see the quality and make a decision. 866 01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:43,031 Drink? 2 More please... 867 01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:50,496 come, come... 868 01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:55,509 Sit. - Sorry sir, 869 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,078 I'll come back later. 870 01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:09,853 Sit...sit...Please sit. 871 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:15,592 Remember him? Your old friend? Say hello. 872 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,301 Hello - Hello. 873 01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:22,862 How are your... 874 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:29,236 ...complaints etc.? 875 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:36,014 Sir, I'll come back later. - No, sit...sit... 876 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:40,010 We were just praising you. Sit...sit. 877 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:50,896 Do you know this man? 878 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:57,897 Oh! of course you know...but you must have thought... 879 01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:00,904 Is this the company's most idiotic employee? 880 01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:09,244 No he is. He's an idiot. Zero! Total zero! 881 01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:17,120 But even a zero has value...we were talking about value. Ask how? Simple. 882 01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:22,254 Just like the value of zero, he also has value. 883 01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:26,000 Idiot, doesn't have a basic brain. 884 01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:32,666 Doesn't know how to talk, nor does he understand things. A donkey, zero! 885 01:08:34,577 --> 01:08:36,670 But even a zero can be useful sir, 886 01:08:38,214 --> 01:08:42,116 if the person who uses it understands its value. 887 01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:44,144 Put it in the right place, 888 01:08:45,387 --> 01:08:50,017 and you can keep putting it till it becomes of use. 889 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:55,623 Zero is quite amazing. It was invented in India! 890 01:08:57,466 --> 01:08:58,524 Where else? 891 01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:06,974 Today this idiot, this zero was helpful... 892 01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:12,708 ...to my company more than the salesmen...ask me how? 893 01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:16,676 Him? 894 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:23,118 It's a fact sir, a fact. You see, this donkey misbehaved with you. 895 01:09:23,626 --> 01:09:25,526 But he is a donkey, he will kick you. 896 01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:31,162 But because of his donkey-ness, I found what an opportunity. 897 01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:34,603 Like a 9/1 1 attack on the company. 898 01:09:35,271 --> 01:09:38,069 I decreased the sales commissions, doubled the targets. 899 01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:39,732 And you won�t believe it, 900 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:45,242 I'm sitting on the most profitable quarter of my career. 901 01:09:46,282 --> 01:09:47,340 Accountants are in a haze. 902 01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:53,348 And all this because of this big zero. 903 01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:03,020 But what happened with you was very wrong... 904 01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:05,760 ...we'll ask him to beg for forgiveness. 905 01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:07,733 Come on say sorry to sir. 906 01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:11,695 Say sorry sir, I won't do it again. 907 01:10:12,107 --> 01:10:13,301 Shall I make him do a hand stand? - please... 908 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,433 Should he. 909 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:22,208 Sorry 910 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:29,581 Forgive him. He is a small man. Not our level. 911 01:10:31,427 --> 01:10:33,054 So when should we expect clearance on our order? 912 01:10:33,596 --> 01:10:35,655 It has gone to the higher ups. By tomorrow you'll get it. 913 01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:38,066 Just give us good service. 914 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:39,430 Aren't we giving you good service now? 915 01:10:46,609 --> 01:10:48,076 Let's go confront him. 916 01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,203 You did your best, now just quit. 917 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,545 Right, you are not meant to be a salesman. Leave it. 918 01:10:54,683 --> 01:10:59,086 I'll leave it, but wherever I go I'll be the same. 919 01:11:00,556 --> 01:11:03,252 Was it your mistake? It's the company's fault. 920 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,390 And if the next company is the same? 921 01:11:07,496 --> 01:11:08,622 And the next one? - Meaning? 922 01:11:10,299 --> 01:11:11,630 Meaning I always quit boss. 923 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:19,333 You two studied hard night after night, while I played cricket, know why? 924 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:23,339 Because I'd failed on the inside from the beginning. 925 01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:26,839 That's why whatever numbers I earned were enough. 926 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:29,576 Passing MBA exams is one thing, 927 01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:33,645 I failed the moment l thought of taking them. 928 01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:34,780 I was kidding... 929 01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:38,418 No listen...do you know why Puri insults me over and over?