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Some say juvenile.

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I say genius!

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Leave me alone!

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Matt, I'm getting ready
for graduation!

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Matt!

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Say goodbye
to your little toy.

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And say hello to Matt owning
his big sister for eternity!

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Whoa!

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I shall win the Academy Award!

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Yesterday, you were in diapers,

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and now you're graduating
junior high.

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You're growing up, and I can't
believe you're going to Rome

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for two weeks
all by yourself.

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Without me.
Without me there with you.

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Without me with you there.

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You there without me.

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Mom, that's about
all the combinations

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of those words you can make.

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Lizzie, this is a big day
for you, sweetheart.

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He's going to quote a dead guy.

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As William Shakespeare wrote,
"Be not afraid of greatness:

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some are born great,
some achieve greatness,

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and some have greatness
thrust upon them."

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Thanks, Dad, but I'm just trying
to get through graduation.

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Greatness can wait
till this nightmare's over.

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Hey, Gordo.

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So, do I look okay?

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I'm your guy best friend.

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You should talk to Miranda
about this.

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But she's in Mexico City.

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Yes. Your blue robe
looks way cooler

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than all the other girls'.

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Oh...my...God.

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Only you would think
you could hide that powder- blue,

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puffy-sleeved,
it's-kind-of-a-peasant-dress-

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but-it-might-just-be-
a-baggy- disaster

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that you wore
to the spring dance.

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Lizzie McGuire, you are
an outfit repeater!

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But I...

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Maybe I'm an outfit repeater,

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but you're
an outfit rememberer,

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which is just as pathetic.

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Does she not have
anything better to do

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than make my life miserable?

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I mean...
we used to be best friends.

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But that was before
she became popular.

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McGuire!

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Go.

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Hey, Mr. Escobar.

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Nice after-shave.

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Oh, thank you.

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Margaret Chan either has ebola
or a very bad cold.

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In any event, you're up.

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U-U-Up where?

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At the podium.

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You are going to deliver
the class president's speech.

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B-But what about
the vice president?

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He's not graduating.

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The secretary treasurer's
next in line.

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All I did was handle petty cash.

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I'm sorry, but you're not
buying your way out of this.

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I want you to deliver
your speech

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with as much pride
and commitment

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as Margaret Chan would,

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even though
you're no Margaret Chan.

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You're no Margaret Chan.

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Run!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
uh, Lizzie McGuire.

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Um...

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U-Uh, Margaret Chan
couldn't make it tonight,

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so I'm going - I'm going to
be filling in for her.

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Not that any of us
could really do that,

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but, um, anyway...

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Honey, I'm losing the feeling
in my knuckles.

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I think that we can all agree
that junior high

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is filled with
embarrassing and awkward

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and sometimes just downright
humiliating moments, right?

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Uh...

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Oh!
Me neither.

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It is so sad.

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Wow.

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It's like watching one
of those animals

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get killed
on the Discovery Channel.

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I-I think Margaret Chan

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would want me to have
some water right now.

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Uhh! Oh!

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Play something!
Do something!

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Yes! Ha ha ha!

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Come on! Mom! Dad!

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I've got to get out
of the country!

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I know you're still upset,
but it wasn't that bad.

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Oh, really, Mom?

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Was your junior-high graduation
on "Good Morning America"?

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What creep would send
Diane Sawyer a video

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to embarrass you like that?

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Oh.

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Ugh!

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What is that?

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That is Miss Ungermeyer.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey!

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She's gonna be our principal
for the next four years.

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If you stay on her good side,

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it's a one-way ticket
to an Ivy League school.

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What if you're on her bad side?

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Excuse me!
I need to mop up some puke.

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Well, you...

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You wind up as that guy?

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No. You end up working
for that guy.

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Can you make sure there are
no garlic or soy products

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in anything Brittany
puts near her mouth?

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Miss Ungermeyer,
Luke has tennis elbow.

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Could somebody
carry his luggage?

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My son has asthma,
and he must have his puffer.

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Brittany, she's got allergies.

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Attention, parents...

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shut your pie holes.

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I'm on a mission here
to drag your progeny

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to 31 historically significant
Roman landmarks

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in two weeks.

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Now, when these back-talking
miscreants return to you,

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they will have dipped their
toes in a lake of culture,

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before assuming their destiny

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folding shirts
at the outlet mall.

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Many - actually, most -
of your classmates opted

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for the 36-hour bus ride
to the Water-slide Wonderland.

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Whoo!

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But you...

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you, who are not
mouth- breathing trailer trash,

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you will get to experience
the delights

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of la citta eterna!

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Hmm-hmm.

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Rome. The eternal city.

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Did no one read
the info packets?

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Watch and learn.

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Um, Miss Ungermeyer,

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I just wanted to let you know
I'm really looking forward

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to this exciting
and academically enriching trip.

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What's your name?

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David Gordon.

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- David Gordon.
- Mm-hmm.

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I think, in Italian,

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that means a sneaky brownnoser
with a hidden agenda, huh?

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Uh, uh.

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Yeah! Come on,
check those bags!

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I want to see that junk
in the trunk

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and a seat looking neat.

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Okay.

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Mom...

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Okay, it's only
two weeks, Mom.

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- Honey, she's got to go.
- Two weeks.

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- Bye, sweetie.
- Bye.

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- Safe trip, huh?
- Okay.

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Sweetheart...

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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

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Flight 72 to Rome.

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Final boarding,
Flight 72 to Rome.

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Hey! We're going to the land
where they invented spaghetti!

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Ah heh.

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Yeah, and the best part is

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Kate and all the little
teeth- whitening friends

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who'd be ragging on me
for messing up graduation

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went to Water-slide Wonderland.

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How many Lizzies does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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I don't know, but it only takes
one to screw up a graduation.

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Hey. Zip it.

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Whoa!

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Here we are.
Step right up.

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Number one...
Number two...

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Welcome to the Hotel Cambini.

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Lest you think there are many
of you and less of me

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and it will therefore be easy
to pull anything over on me,

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think again.

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In addition to being
smarter, faster,

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and better-looking
than most of you,

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I've also enlisted
a little help.

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The assistant manager
of the hotel, Giorgio Averni,

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was a commander
in the Italian Navy

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and is therefore
as up on his game as I am mine.

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Giorgio, would you like
to brief my students

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on the security procedures
of the hotel?

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We serve at 5:00.

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The cookies.

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Yeah.

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You heard the man.

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Room assignments.

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David Gordon...

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you will be rooming
with Ethan Craft.

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You'll be in Room 103.

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Are those English
or Italian numbers?

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You got a problem with that?

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Um, no, ma'am.

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Any room is just -
just fine for me.

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Being a spineless jellyfish

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is almost as unattractive
as being a little brownnoser.

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McGuire!

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Seeing as how Margaret Chan
was unable to make the trip,

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you will be rooming with...

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Okay, I am not,
under any circumstances,

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sharing a room with -

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I'll be taking the bed
by the window.

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You don't mind, do you?

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Uh, ye-e-e-e-s!

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No.

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I sleep much better
with the Swiss eiderdown.

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Lizzie, seeing as we're roomies

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and we're gonna be spending
time together,

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I wanted to let you know
I understand

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you want to put all that
embarrassing stuff behind you

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and just move on
and have a fresh start.

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You do?

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00:16:51,766 --> 00:16:53,518
Yes. I understand
your dream.

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It's a big dream.

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It's a huge dream,
and you can't do it alone.

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00:16:57,731 --> 00:17:00,358
In fact, I don't think
you can do it at all.

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Let it go.

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Lizzie, come on.

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00:17:10,243 --> 00:17:11,202
Whoa!

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Gordo, what?

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00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:13,997
Don't worry.
Don't worry.

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Where are we going?

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Look.

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Wow!

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Pretty cool, huh?

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00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,386
You know what, Gordo?

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00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:31,139
I'm not gonna let
Kate Sanders get to me.

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Promise me something.

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Anything.

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Promise that when we're here,
we'll find adventures.

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All right? This is
our chance to start over.

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I mean, do anything
that we want to do.

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00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,110
Yeah. I-I know.
You're right.

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Hmm. You and me.
Adventures. Deal.

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Deal.

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The Trevi Fountain was designed

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by Gian Lorenza Bernini
and Peitro da Cortona

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in the 1 7th century.

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00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:05,965
And it took about 100 years
to finish this bad boy.

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Throughout history, people have
come from all over the world

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to make a wish and toss their
coin in the Trevi Fountain.

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Those people are suckers.

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00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:17,060
You got to make your own luck
in this world.

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All right, moving on, people.
Let's go.

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Scusi,

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Grazie.

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00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:26,069
Scusi, Grazie,

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00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:28,113
You know what?
Forget what she says.

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Make a wish.

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00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:31,700
I'm in Rome
with my best friend.

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I'm good.
You make one.

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Okay.

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00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,621
Hmm.

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00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:38,039
Okay.

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00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:52,137
Isabella?

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00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,680
Huh?

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00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:58,601
Okay, I was wishing for smooth
sailing through high school,

256
00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,687
but this will work.

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00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,647
Uh, I'm sorry.

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00:19:02,731 --> 00:19:07,027
It's just you look an awful lot
like a friend of mine.

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00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,113
Paolo, you have to get
to your photo shoot.

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00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:11,322
We got to go.

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What you little halflings
are feeling right about now

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is your energy flagging.

263
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,956
We got four more stops today.

264
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:22,500
I want you to
at least be able to shuffle

265
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,127
from monument to monument.

266
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,629
We got one word for that,
and it's gelato.

267
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,840
Keep in mind
that Italian ice cream has

268
00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:31,468
about twice the sugar
of American ice cream.

269
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:34,137
Means you're gonna want about
two scoops, huh?

270
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,181
I know I do.
All right.

271
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:37,766
I don't mean to bother you.

272
00:19:37,849 --> 00:19:40,185
I'm Paolo.
Paolo Valisari.

273
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:42,604
Oh, um, I'm Lizzie McGuire,

274
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,356
and this is my friend Gordo.

275
00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:45,940
This is my friend Sergei.

276
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:48,651
Sergei, doesn't she look
exactly like Isabella?

277
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:50,195
- Isabella!
- Paolo!

278
00:19:53,656 --> 00:19:55,742
Um...

279
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:56,785
Paolo!

280
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,703
Isabella! Isabella!

281
00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:04,668
Paolo! Paolo!

282
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:08,088
Ciao, Paolo!

283
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:11,925
Uh, hmm...

284
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:15,887
Wow! That really
does look like me.

285
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:19,015
Except for the hair,
you could be her twin.

286
00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:22,268
Isabella is my singing partner,
and you're like her sister.

287
00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,020
Like two pods in a pea.

288
00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:28,733
Lizzie, can I see you again?

289
00:20:28,775 --> 00:20:30,235
Maybe tomorrow?

290
00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:31,653
Please?

291
00:20:31,736 --> 00:20:33,655
What's the word for "yes"
in Italian?

292
00:20:33,738 --> 00:20:34,823
Si,

293
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:36,241
Uh...

294
00:20:36,282 --> 00:20:37,283
No, I'm -

295
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,035
It's okay.
I can cover for you.

296
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,578
Head check!

297
00:20:40,662 --> 00:20:43,331
I'm sorry. I'm here
with my school, so I can't.

298
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:44,958
Forgive me
if I embarrassed you.

299
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,043
Some people,
when they come to Rome,

300
00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:49,337
they want to find adventure.

301
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:51,256
Oh, it's okay.

302
00:20:51,339 --> 00:20:53,550
I got some cool cheese.

303
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:55,719
Did you just say
"cool cheese"?

304
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,761
Wah!

305
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:58,638
Paolo...

306
00:20:58,722 --> 00:20:59,764
We must go.

307
00:20:59,848 --> 00:21:03,393
Uh, Lizzie,
if you change your mind,

308
00:21:03,476 --> 00:21:06,730
I will meet you tomorrow morning
at the Trevi Fountain at 9:00.

309
00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:07,981
Hey, Gordon, McGuire,

310
00:21:08,064 --> 00:21:10,150
did you not hear me say
"head check"?

311
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,402
15, 16.

312
00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:13,570
Who are you?

313
00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:14,821
Paolo Valisari.

314
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,617
Put your money
in your front pockets.

315
00:21:21,036 --> 00:21:23,329
She makes me very scared.

316
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,540
Join the club.

317
00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:27,083
Lizzie...

318
00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:31,296
Ci vediamo,

319
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,340
What does that mean?

320
00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:35,884
We will see each other.

321
00:21:41,181 --> 00:21:42,515
Hey.

322
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:44,976
This Paolo and Isabella CD
isn't so bad.

323
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,771
I mean, if you're into
the Alanis Morissette-y,

324
00:21:47,854 --> 00:21:50,023
alternative, dark,
like, brooding,

325
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:51,107
I-never-go-out-

326
00:21:51,191 --> 00:21:54,152
and-my-life's-a-black-hole-
of-depression kind of thing,

327
00:21:54,235 --> 00:21:55,445
you'd think they stink.

328
00:21:55,528 --> 00:21:58,281
For driving-around-in-the-car-
with- the-top- down,

329
00:21:58,365 --> 00:22:00,617
Ioving-life kind of thing,
they're good.

330
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:01,951
Here. Listen.

331
00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:05,789
Yeah, not bad.

332
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:07,957
You use scented soap, huh?

333
00:22:07,999 --> 00:22:09,125
What?

334
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:12,003
Um, it -
N-Never - never mind.

335
00:22:12,087 --> 00:22:16,299
So, Paolo wants me to meet him
at the Trevi Fountain tomorrow.

336
00:22:16,341 --> 00:22:17,384
So go.

337
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,470
That would mean I would have to
sneak away from the group.

338
00:22:20,553 --> 00:22:21,554
So?

339
00:22:21,638 --> 00:22:23,306
I'm incapable of sneaking.

340
00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:25,225
Weren't you the one that said

341
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:28,311
we were gonna have adventures
on this trip?

342
00:22:28,395 --> 00:22:30,647
Yeah. We. We were
going to have adventures.

343
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:31,981
And we will.

344
00:22:32,065 --> 00:22:35,443
It just so happens that
you have dibs on the first one.

345
00:22:37,195 --> 00:22:38,154
Okay.

346
00:22:38,196 --> 00:22:40,281
Just as long
as we don't do anything

347
00:22:40,365 --> 00:22:43,326
that would get us tossed
on a plane home.

348
00:22:43,368 --> 00:22:45,704
Uh. Unh.

349
00:22:45,787 --> 00:22:48,206
Lizzie, are -
are you feeling okay?

350
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:03,513
Is this girl sick,
or isn't she?

351
00:23:03,596 --> 00:23:06,683
She doesn't have a fever,
and yet she's in bed.

352
00:23:08,059 --> 00:23:10,228
Ask yourself why
a beautiful young girl

353
00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:12,313
on her first visit
to Rome,

354
00:23:12,397 --> 00:23:13,982
probably seeking adventure,

355
00:23:14,065 --> 00:23:16,526
wants to lie in bed
all day.

356
00:23:17,902 --> 00:23:19,029
She's ill.

357
00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:22,365
I heard she fell down
at graduation,

358
00:23:22,449 --> 00:23:25,368
made a complete fool
out of herself.

359
00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:27,120
I saw that on CNN.

360
00:23:27,203 --> 00:23:28,663
CNN?

361
00:23:30,749 --> 00:23:32,709
Often, the nervous system
collapses

362
00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:34,544
after that type of humiliation.

363
00:23:34,627 --> 00:23:35,628
Hmm.

364
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:39,049
Do you have
any recommendations?

365
00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:40,884
Oh, yeah, yeah.

366
00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:44,763
This young woman
should stay in bed.

367
00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:49,851
Uh, she - she should
also eat two apricots.

368
00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:51,853
Oh, for digestion or...

369
00:23:51,936 --> 00:23:54,147
No, they're in season.
Very delicious.

370
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:56,024
Feel better, Signorina McGuire.

371
00:23:56,107 --> 00:23:57,275
You rest up, McGuire.

372
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,403
Don't want you to miss
all the adventures of Rome.

373
00:24:00,487 --> 00:24:02,572
Uh, doctor, I have a boil...

374
00:24:30,225 --> 00:24:31,309
Sorry.

375
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:38,066
Uno, due, tre,

376
00:24:38,149 --> 00:24:39,275
- Tre,
- Tre,

377
00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:44,072
Bene,

378
00:24:50,245 --> 00:24:54,082
I-I just - I had them all wish
for you to come.

379
00:24:58,169 --> 00:25:00,130
Hmm...

380
00:25:00,213 --> 00:25:03,591
I don't have much time.
You know my chaperon -

381
00:25:03,675 --> 00:25:05,010
Wait, wait, wait.

382
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,220
I have to show you something.

383
00:25:10,682 --> 00:25:12,142
Come on.

384
00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:20,316
Wow!

385
00:25:20,358 --> 00:25:22,527
You should see Rome
the way Romans do.

386
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:24,571
So you knew
that I would come.

387
00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:26,156
I hoped you would.

388
00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:30,493
Are you sure you know
how to drive this thing?

389
00:25:30,577 --> 00:25:33,079
This is Rome.
Nobody knows how to drive.

390
00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:20,835
Whoo!

391
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,215
Wow!

392
00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:12,262
I don't know what catastrophe
is going to happen in Rome,

393
00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:14,431
but with Lizzie there,
something will.

394
00:27:14,514 --> 00:27:17,267
What are you going to do
with that information?

395
00:27:17,350 --> 00:27:20,353
Give it away, like you did
with the graduation video?

396
00:27:20,437 --> 00:27:22,939
Hey! She was really
freaked out by that.

397
00:27:23,023 --> 00:27:24,983
And you have what
to show for it?

398
00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:27,610
The pride of a job well done?

399
00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:30,613
Try buying a PS2 with
the pride of a job well done.

400
00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:31,656
Oh!

401
00:27:31,698 --> 00:27:33,575
Matt, Matt, Matt.

402
00:27:33,658 --> 00:27:36,327
We've been over this
before. Cash up front.

403
00:27:36,411 --> 00:27:39,372
Melina,
are you staying for dinner?

404
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,458
- I'd love to, Mrs. McGuire.
- Great.

405
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:44,753
We'll need extra energy to work
on our summer reading list.

406
00:27:44,836 --> 00:27:46,838
In that case,
I'll make brownies.

407
00:27:46,921 --> 00:27:47,714
Oh.

408
00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:51,176
I've said it before.
You're weak. Weak!

409
00:27:51,217 --> 00:27:53,887
Don't do anything
without consulting me first.

410
00:27:56,931 --> 00:27:59,517
You rock.

411
00:28:13,365 --> 00:28:16,785
Hey, Paolo,
can I ask you something?

412
00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:17,994
Si, carina,

413
00:28:18,078 --> 00:28:21,164
Um, I know that our lives
are a little different.

414
00:28:21,247 --> 00:28:24,000
Actually, like, several
universes different.

415
00:28:24,084 --> 00:28:27,837
But doesn't Sergei get tired
of following us around?

416
00:28:27,921 --> 00:28:29,964
Actually, Sergei's my bodyguard.

417
00:28:30,048 --> 00:28:32,175
So, you see,
between me and Sergei,

418
00:28:32,258 --> 00:28:33,968
you'll always be safe.

419
00:28:36,596 --> 00:28:38,056
Whoa!

420
00:28:38,139 --> 00:28:42,018
How famous do you have to be
before you need a bodyguard?

421
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,731
Paolo, go! Go!

422
00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:48,983
I-It's Miss Ungermeyer!
It's our bus!

423
00:28:52,987 --> 00:28:54,030
- Go!
- I cannot.

424
00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:58,868
Miss Ungermeyer, didn't we just
pass the Castel Sant'Angelo?

425
00:28:58,910 --> 00:29:00,036
Yep. What about it?

426
00:29:00,078 --> 00:29:02,455
I just noticed
it's not on our itinerary.

427
00:29:02,539 --> 00:29:03,748
That is correct.

428
00:29:03,832 --> 00:29:05,458
Well, s-shouldn't it be?

429
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,711
I-I mean,
it was a papal residence

430
00:29:07,794 --> 00:29:09,379
and it does contain frescoes

431
00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:12,215
from artists influenced
by the school of Raphael.

432
00:29:12,257 --> 00:29:14,050
What are you up to, Gordon?

433
00:29:14,092 --> 00:29:15,135
N-N-Nothing.

434
00:29:15,218 --> 00:29:16,594
I-I just figure that,

435
00:29:16,636 --> 00:29:18,680
while in Rome,
we should be exposed

436
00:29:18,763 --> 00:29:21,016
to as much Renaissance,
Raphaelite work

437
00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:24,060
typified by chiaroscuro
and Hellenic mythical imagery

438
00:29:24,144 --> 00:29:25,603
as humanly possible.

439
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:30,150
Whew.

440
00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:33,028
Ah, Gordon,
you are on the list,

441
00:29:33,111 --> 00:29:35,530
and the list is not a place
you want to be.

442
00:29:35,613 --> 00:29:37,741
What is this?
Only in Rome, huh?

443
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,620
You know how to move that, or
you want me to do it for you?

444
00:29:44,873 --> 00:29:46,374
What are you looking at?

445
00:29:48,501 --> 00:29:51,588
Want a piece of that,
a piece of the Ungermeyer?

446
00:29:58,345 --> 00:30:00,597
Over there by that statue.
You see it?

447
00:30:00,638 --> 00:30:01,598
Yeah.

448
00:30:01,639 --> 00:30:02,974
That's where
the artist Caravaggio

449
00:30:03,016 --> 00:30:05,226
had his opponent
burned at the stake.

450
00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:06,311
Or was it the pope

451
00:30:06,394 --> 00:30:08,730
who had Caravaggio burned
at the stake?

452
00:30:08,813 --> 00:30:11,024
Either way,
this neighborhood was tough.

453
00:30:14,986 --> 00:30:15,945
Paolo...

454
00:30:15,987 --> 00:30:17,280
Si, carina?

455
00:30:18,823 --> 00:30:20,909
Do you still love her?

456
00:30:20,992 --> 00:30:22,452
Who? Isabella?

457
00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:23,620
Si,

458
00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:27,832
Of course I still love her.

459
00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:30,251
But like a sister.

460
00:30:30,335 --> 00:30:32,087
So, why did you break up?

461
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:34,839
It's, um, it's complicated.

462
00:30:36,883 --> 00:30:38,510
What?

463
00:30:38,593 --> 00:30:41,846
Yes, we've been voted "best
pop duo of the year" again.

464
00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:43,932
But I want to do
more serious music.

465
00:30:44,015 --> 00:30:45,850
And when I told this
to Isabella,

466
00:30:45,892 --> 00:30:47,268
she said flat-out "no."

467
00:30:47,352 --> 00:30:49,479
I was forced to tell her,
"This is it.

468
00:30:49,562 --> 00:30:51,523
This will be
our last CD together."

469
00:30:51,606 --> 00:30:53,108
Did she totally freak out?

470
00:30:53,191 --> 00:30:54,609
She totally freak out.

471
00:30:54,693 --> 00:30:57,112
I feel awful about that,
but what about me?

472
00:30:57,195 --> 00:30:58,780
I need to grow as an artist.

473
00:30:58,863 --> 00:30:59,781
Yeah.

474
00:30:59,864 --> 00:31:01,991
So, the other day
when I saw you,

475
00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:04,744
I just - I don't know,
I had this crazy -

476
00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:06,204
I just - I don't know.

477
00:31:06,287 --> 00:31:07,580
W-What?

478
00:31:07,664 --> 00:31:10,542
I had this crazy idea
that maybe you could help me.

479
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,090
Come on. How crazy could it be?
Just tell me.

480
00:31:17,173 --> 00:31:19,300
No, I can't.
It's too - It's too...

481
00:31:19,384 --> 00:31:20,885
- Please.
- Okay.

482
00:31:20,969 --> 00:31:24,180
Isabella and I are supposed to
present an award together

483
00:31:24,222 --> 00:31:26,474
at the International
Music Video Awards.

484
00:31:26,558 --> 00:31:27,851
Cool!

485
00:31:27,892 --> 00:31:30,603
I-I mean, cool for
regular people like me,

486
00:31:30,687 --> 00:31:32,689
but for you,
I guess it's like work.

487
00:31:32,772 --> 00:31:34,649
No, no, no.
It's cool for me, too.

488
00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:36,693
You get all kinds
of free stuff.

489
00:31:36,735 --> 00:31:39,029
But now because Isabella's
so mad at me,

490
00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,488
she's refusing to appear.

491
00:31:40,572 --> 00:31:43,908
The record company's threatening
to sue if she doesn't show up.

492
00:31:43,992 --> 00:31:44,909
What about you?

493
00:31:44,993 --> 00:31:47,203
For me is no problem.
I write the music.

494
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:49,247
I don't know
where it comes from.

495
00:31:49,289 --> 00:31:50,874
It just comes from me.

496
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,335
See?
So I can go solo.

497
00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:55,754
But Isabella...

498
00:31:58,465 --> 00:32:00,842
She needs the help to sing.

499
00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:02,552
You mean Isabella lip-synchs?

500
00:32:02,635 --> 00:32:03,595
Please, please!

501
00:32:03,636 --> 00:32:06,097
Promise me you
will speak of this to no one.

502
00:32:06,181 --> 00:32:08,808
Imagine what would happen
to Isabella's career.

503
00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:11,895
Oh, that's so sweet.
You still care about her.

504
00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:15,857
You're definitely
broken up, right?

505
00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:16,858
Si,

506
00:32:16,941 --> 00:32:18,818
So, when I saw you yesterday

507
00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:21,196
and how people thought
you were Isabella,

508
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:22,322
I got my crazy idea

509
00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:24,908
that maybe you could pretend
to be Isabella

510
00:32:24,949 --> 00:32:27,202
and present the award
with me onstage.

511
00:32:27,285 --> 00:32:29,662
Present an award?
O-Onstage?

512
00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:35,043
In front of an audience?

513
00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:38,129
I-I-I'm really not good
in front of crowds.

514
00:32:38,213 --> 00:32:39,756
I could never do that.

515
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:41,800
Of course you can do it.

516
00:32:41,883 --> 00:32:43,551
You are magnifico.

517
00:32:44,969 --> 00:32:48,598
I don't know Italian,
but I know what that means.

518
00:32:51,768 --> 00:32:53,937
I don't know, Paolo.
I...

519
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:56,439
Don't worry, carina,

520
00:32:56,481 --> 00:32:59,109
I could never ask you to do
this crazy thing.

521
00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:07,492
No. You know what?
You don't have to ask.

522
00:33:07,534 --> 00:33:10,328
If this is gonna help
you and Isabella, then...

523
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,248
...I'll do it.

524
00:33:14,457 --> 00:33:15,667
Grazie!

525
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,544
Prego!

526
00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:40,316
Head check!

527
00:33:47,407 --> 00:33:49,701
Gordo. Gordo.

528
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:55,957
You, Lizzie McGuire,
are actually presenting an award

529
00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:57,500
at the IMVAs with Paolo?

530
00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:59,210
No. Me Isabella with Paolo.

531
00:33:59,294 --> 00:34:00,920
- What?
- It's a long story.

532
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,006
I'm doing it because
Isabella won't.

533
00:34:03,048 --> 00:34:06,384
You're gonna get up onstage
in front of all these people?

534
00:34:06,468 --> 00:34:09,262
That's the great thing.
It's not gonna be me.

535
00:34:09,345 --> 00:34:11,222
It's Paolo's idea
to help Isabella

536
00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:13,391
because he still loves her.

537
00:34:13,475 --> 00:34:16,394
But not romantically.
Like a sister.

538
00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:18,104
He is so amazing.

539
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:19,189
And he's 1 7!

540
00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:20,523
For being so famous

541
00:34:20,565 --> 00:34:23,485
and used to getting everything
that you want,

542
00:34:23,568 --> 00:34:26,196
he's just -
he's just so kind.

543
00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:27,655
For real?

544
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:29,783
That's a lot
to say about someone

545
00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:31,242
just knowing them a day.

546
00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:32,452
I-I know that.

547
00:34:32,535 --> 00:34:35,413
But I feel like
I've known him my whole life.

548
00:34:35,455 --> 00:34:36,915
Anyway, um...

549
00:34:36,956 --> 00:34:39,667
I just wanted to come by
and thank you.

550
00:34:39,751 --> 00:34:41,753
I had the most magical day
of my life.

551
00:34:41,836 --> 00:34:44,464
It wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for you.

552
00:34:45,548 --> 00:34:46,800
It was that good, huh?

553
00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:48,760
You're such a good friend.

554
00:34:51,513 --> 00:34:53,223
The sting.

555
00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:55,934
What sting?

556
00:34:55,975 --> 00:34:58,186
You want a little mano a mano?

557
00:34:59,896 --> 00:35:01,898
See, this is
one of the reasons

558
00:35:01,981 --> 00:35:03,692
me and you aren't friends.

559
00:35:03,775 --> 00:35:06,695
I never have any idea
what you're talking about.

560
00:35:06,778 --> 00:35:08,655
Some dudes get the approach.

561
00:35:08,738 --> 00:35:09,864
Others, the sting.

562
00:35:09,948 --> 00:35:12,659
That Italian dude.
He's big-time approach.

563
00:35:12,742 --> 00:35:16,079
I actually feel my brain
turning into goo.

564
00:35:16,121 --> 00:35:17,580
Embrace the sting.

565
00:35:17,622 --> 00:35:19,833
That's what you're vibin'
from Lizzie.

566
00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:21,292
Wait a minute.

567
00:35:21,376 --> 00:35:24,713
Now, you actually think
that I'm jealous of Paolo?

568
00:35:24,796 --> 00:35:26,673
Word.

569
00:35:26,756 --> 00:35:28,258
Oh, no.

570
00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:30,135
No, see, that would mean

571
00:35:30,218 --> 00:35:32,637
that I like Lizzie
as more than a friend.

572
00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:34,931
You and I
have trouble communicating?

573
00:35:35,014 --> 00:35:36,599
You're wrong, man.

574
00:35:38,518 --> 00:35:40,353
Whoa!

575
00:35:40,437 --> 00:35:43,606
This girl looks freakishly
like my sister!

576
00:35:44,607 --> 00:35:45,984
- Ow.
- Zoom! Zoom!

577
00:35:48,528 --> 00:35:50,488
Another freakish coincidence.

578
00:35:50,572 --> 00:35:53,742
I mean, she has the same
necklace as my sister's.

579
00:35:53,825 --> 00:35:54,993
Huh.

580
00:35:55,076 --> 00:35:58,413
Why do we even pretend
you're in charge?

581
00:36:00,165 --> 00:36:02,625
Let's see what this says.

582
00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:03,793
Ow.

583
00:36:03,835 --> 00:36:05,170
"Isabella goes blond.

584
00:36:05,253 --> 00:36:07,505
Italian pop duo
Paolo and Isabella

585
00:36:07,589 --> 00:36:10,633
wowed the crowd outside a shop
near the Trevi Fountain,

586
00:36:10,675 --> 00:36:12,886
showing off Isabella's
new blond hair."

587
00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:16,765
They must think that Lizzie
is this famous singer!

588
00:36:16,848 --> 00:36:21,394
And if I show this to my mom,
Lizzie will be so busted!

589
00:36:21,478 --> 00:36:24,856
If you show this to your mom,
it's worth nothing.

590
00:36:24,939 --> 00:36:29,861
But if you show this
to the Italian tabloids,

591
00:36:29,944 --> 00:36:32,864
we will be rolling in cash,
my friend.

592
00:36:32,947 --> 00:36:35,075
Interesting!

593
00:36:38,578 --> 00:36:40,038
"We"?

594
00:36:40,121 --> 00:36:42,874
Not up to toughing it out
on the streets with us?

595
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:46,127
I could try, Miss Ungermeyer.

596
00:36:46,211 --> 00:36:48,421
No, I just hate seeing you
being denied

597
00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:51,549
the cultural experience
of being in a foreign country.

598
00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:53,009
You missed seven points

599
00:36:53,051 --> 00:36:55,178
of historical significance
yesterday.

600
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:58,681
I know. It's really killing me
too, Miss Ungermeyer.

601
00:36:58,765 --> 00:37:01,851
Which is why I thought
I'd bring you something

602
00:37:01,935 --> 00:37:03,728
to help ease the pain, hmm?

603
00:37:03,812 --> 00:37:06,856
Mmh, well, that's really
thoughtful of you.

604
00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:09,484
Seeing as how
your teeny- tiny little body

605
00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,027
doesn't have the strength,

606
00:37:11,069 --> 00:37:14,447
we're gonna have to let
your mind do the wandering.

607
00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:15,907
Ah!

608
00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:18,702
"The Rise and Decline
of the Roman Empire," hmm?

609
00:37:18,743 --> 00:37:21,746
I'd like one report on the rise
and one on the decline.

610
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:22,831
Ouch!

611
00:37:22,914 --> 00:37:26,126
If I didn't have a headache
a minute ago, I do now.

612
00:37:27,711 --> 00:37:30,130
You don't have a problem
with that, do you?

613
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:32,006
Um, no.

614
00:37:32,090 --> 00:37:35,135
What else do I have to do?

615
00:37:57,115 --> 00:37:58,158
Wow.

616
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,497
I am so grateful for your help.

617
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:07,042
You're doing a very kind thing
for Isabella.

618
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,294
Uh, Paolo, where are we?

619
00:38:09,377 --> 00:38:11,671
Via Condotti.
One of the most expensive

620
00:38:11,755 --> 00:38:13,631
shopping districts
in the world.

621
00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:16,009
We must find you
the perfect outfit.

622
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,387
Ah!

623
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,264
Oh, hey, Isabella, Paolo!

624
00:38:21,306 --> 00:38:22,807
Ciao!

625
00:38:22,891 --> 00:38:25,435
Your hair is so blond
and, uh, innocent.

626
00:38:25,518 --> 00:38:27,145
- Who did it?
- Um...

627
00:38:27,228 --> 00:38:29,981
The island we were on
was really, really sunny,

628
00:38:30,065 --> 00:38:31,775
so it was j-just the sun.

629
00:38:31,858 --> 00:38:33,276
We must get sun, too, no?

630
00:38:33,318 --> 00:38:34,652
Ciao, bella!

631
00:38:34,694 --> 00:38:35,945
Ciao, Ciao, Ciao.

632
00:38:35,987 --> 00:38:37,530
They are so tall!

633
00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:40,575
- They all want to be you.
- They want to be Isabella.

634
00:38:40,658 --> 00:38:43,495
Sit and I'll get Franca.
I will just be a moment.

635
00:38:45,663 --> 00:38:47,040
Whoa! Take your time.

636
00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:50,210
I'll just be sitting here
in heaven.

637
00:38:50,293 --> 00:38:51,669
Hard as it is to imagine,

638
00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:53,963
as we look at the ruins
of the Forum,

639
00:38:54,005 --> 00:38:56,383
that this was once
the center of commerce,

640
00:38:56,466 --> 00:38:59,344
religion, and politics
in ancient Rome.

641
00:38:59,386 --> 00:39:01,721
All right, now,
the Forum came into being

642
00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:03,973
in the sixth century B.C.,

643
00:39:04,057 --> 00:39:08,395
and with it,
a new urban culture was born.

644
00:39:08,478 --> 00:39:09,854
Uh, um, di-

645
00:39:09,938 --> 00:39:11,523
Yeah, Craft?

646
00:39:11,606 --> 00:39:13,316
Is it time for the spaghetti?

647
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,068
It's 9:00 in the morning.

648
00:39:15,151 --> 00:39:18,029
So? You never had leftover
spaghetti for breakfast?

649
00:39:18,071 --> 00:39:19,280
I don't eat carbs.

650
00:39:19,364 --> 00:39:21,741
You never had
a spaghetti sandwich, either?

651
00:39:21,825 --> 00:39:25,704
This cultural experience
is, like, so wasted on you.

652
00:39:25,745 --> 00:39:28,540
Excuse me, where did you
buy that Prada bag?

653
00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:31,710
Craft! Sanders! Separate.

654
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,003
We did, Miss Ungermeyer.
And thank God.

655
00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:38,591
Why don't you people, uh,
do something at your, uh,

656
00:39:38,675 --> 00:39:39,843
skill level here?

657
00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:43,763
Take a 10-minute shopping break
while I choke down an espresso.

658
00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:48,393
This dude definitely spent
too much time on his biceps

659
00:39:48,476 --> 00:39:51,771
and not enough on his abs.
Totally old school.

660
00:39:56,484 --> 00:39:58,028
Wha-

661
00:39:58,111 --> 00:39:59,571
Nice spy, bro.

662
00:39:59,612 --> 00:40:01,156
Yeah, watch and learn.

663
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,034
The slow curve.
Works every time.

664
00:40:04,075 --> 00:40:05,577
I've got to talk to them.

665
00:40:05,618 --> 00:40:08,705
That's not how the slow curve
works. They come to us.

666
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:14,627
Um, eh, ciao.

667
00:40:14,711 --> 00:40:16,254
- Ciao.
- Ciao.

668
00:40:16,337 --> 00:40:18,673
Do you guys speak English?

669
00:40:18,757 --> 00:40:20,008
Yes.

670
00:40:20,091 --> 00:40:22,135
It is your friend we like.

671
00:40:22,218 --> 00:40:23,762
Word.

672
00:40:23,845 --> 00:40:25,472
Word?
Is that his name?

673
00:40:25,555 --> 00:40:26,514
Yeah, sure.

674
00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:28,808
Do you know who that is
on the cover?

675
00:40:28,892 --> 00:40:31,436
- Oh, Isabella. Certo,
- Certo,

676
00:40:31,519 --> 00:40:34,230
Do you think you guys could
translate it for me?

677
00:40:34,314 --> 00:40:37,901
Um, only if
you introduce us to Word.

678
00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,779
Can I keep the magazine, then?

679
00:40:40,862 --> 00:40:42,489
Deal!

680
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:45,075
All right.
Let's go.

681
00:40:52,207 --> 00:40:53,792
Ciao, Word.

682
00:40:54,793 --> 00:40:55,919
Word?

683
00:40:57,170 --> 00:40:58,129
Mmh?

684
00:40:58,171 --> 00:40:59,255
English?

685
00:40:59,297 --> 00:41:00,840
She's speaking English.

686
00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:04,177
Our single is in English
and Isabella needs to practice.

687
00:41:06,805 --> 00:41:09,933
What have you done?

688
00:41:10,016 --> 00:41:11,351
Uh, uh, uh...

689
00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:14,938
You look...
You look like a schoolgirl.

690
00:41:17,023 --> 00:41:19,025
Maximus, what is wrong?

691
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:20,193
You love Isabella.

692
00:41:20,276 --> 00:41:22,529
Nice Maximus.

693
00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:28,326
Very odd.

694
00:41:29,369 --> 00:41:31,955
There is something...

695
00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:35,166
something very different
about you.

696
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:36,418
Um...

697
00:41:36,501 --> 00:41:37,669
Rest.

698
00:41:37,752 --> 00:41:40,046
The rest on the island
did Isabella good.

699
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:41,172
She is transformed.

700
00:41:41,256 --> 00:41:42,382
Yeah.

701
00:41:42,465 --> 00:41:44,843
Well, I cannot
put clothes on this.

702
00:41:44,926 --> 00:41:46,094
You - fix the hair.

703
00:41:46,177 --> 00:41:47,303
Fix the eyebrows.

704
00:41:47,387 --> 00:41:48,346
Fix the lips.

705
00:41:49,389 --> 00:41:50,890
- Oh!
- And fix the ears!

706
00:41:50,974 --> 00:41:52,475
Fix the ears?

707
00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:56,396
Jewelry.

708
00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:58,857
That's a language
every girl understands.

709
00:42:19,544 --> 00:42:20,879
- Ah! Aah!

710
00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,795
Okay. Diva - good.

711
00:43:43,878 --> 00:43:45,213
Tacky - bad.

712
00:43:47,006 --> 00:43:49,300
We'll have to fix that.

713
00:43:59,519 --> 00:44:01,271
Okay, none of these are me.

714
00:44:01,312 --> 00:44:03,815
Why are you laughing at me?

715
00:44:03,898 --> 00:44:05,650
You're not supposed to be you.

716
00:44:05,734 --> 00:44:08,361
If I have to go onstage
as Isabella,

717
00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:11,197
then I-I'm gonna have to
be confident,

718
00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:13,158
and that's the thing
I'm worst at.

719
00:44:13,241 --> 00:44:15,785
- We are all the same that way.
- Not you.

720
00:44:15,869 --> 00:44:17,412
Yes, me, and Isabella, too.

721
00:44:17,495 --> 00:44:19,539
It's how she works
through her fears

722
00:44:19,622 --> 00:44:20,790
that makes her strong.

723
00:44:20,832 --> 00:44:23,251
Isabella doesn't let
Franca di Montecatini

724
00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:24,669
tell her what to wear.

725
00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,755
Isabella tells Franca.

726
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,548
Okay, so you're telling me

727
00:44:28,631 --> 00:44:30,800
to tell Franca
di Monteca-teca- tecatini

728
00:44:30,884 --> 00:44:32,135
how I should dress?

729
00:44:32,177 --> 00:44:33,178
Si,

730
00:44:34,929 --> 00:44:36,264
Test your strength.

731
00:44:36,347 --> 00:44:38,183
Vai! Vai, vai,

732
00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:40,894
You don't like my clothes?

733
00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:43,438
No. No.
I-I love your clothes.

734
00:44:43,521 --> 00:44:45,356
But I don't want you
to dress me.

735
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,650
What?!

736
00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:49,778
See, I'm not your Barbie doll.

737
00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:51,613
I am Isabella Parigi,

738
00:44:51,696 --> 00:44:53,698
and I dress myself.

739
00:44:53,782 --> 00:44:55,200
So, choices.

740
00:44:55,241 --> 00:44:56,701
I-I need choices.

741
00:44:58,745 --> 00:45:00,372
Whoa.

742
00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:05,085
I really like these two.
You pick.

743
00:45:09,547 --> 00:45:12,467
Both.

744
00:45:12,550 --> 00:45:13,676
Wow.

745
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,638
This is the exact color
I wore to my spring formal.

746
00:45:16,721 --> 00:45:19,182
Danny Kessler thought...

747
00:45:20,683 --> 00:45:24,145
Look at all of you.
You'd think that I'm American.

748
00:45:24,229 --> 00:45:26,898
I am,
how you say, um...

749
00:45:26,981 --> 00:45:27,899
awesome?

750
00:45:31,236 --> 00:45:33,822
The island.
You should go more often.

751
00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:35,323
Mmh.

752
00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:40,495
Goodbye, Lizzie McGuire.
Hello, fabulous.

753
00:46:06,604 --> 00:46:07,772
- There you go.
- Grazie.

754
00:46:07,856 --> 00:46:08,773
Grazie.

755
00:46:11,526 --> 00:46:12,986
I'm ready for my close-up.

756
00:46:13,069 --> 00:46:14,195
Whoo!

757
00:46:16,614 --> 00:46:19,284
I cannot believe
that not one Roman guy

758
00:46:19,367 --> 00:46:20,910
has asked me out yet.

759
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:25,665
Look.

760
00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:27,959
Paolo...

761
00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:29,169
We gotta go!

762
00:46:31,546 --> 00:46:34,090
Where's the zoom
on this thing?

763
00:46:34,174 --> 00:46:36,676
Uh, uh...

764
00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:42,599
Hello? Excuse me.

765
00:46:43,683 --> 00:46:45,101
Oh!

766
00:46:45,143 --> 00:46:47,228
I'm sorry.
I was just...

767
00:46:48,563 --> 00:46:50,482
Hup! Head check!

768
00:46:50,523 --> 00:46:53,276
Let's go! On the bus,
then back to the hotel!

769
00:46:53,359 --> 00:46:55,487
Come on! Come on! Go!

770
00:46:55,570 --> 00:46:57,322
Andiamo! Andiamo!

771
00:47:11,669 --> 00:47:13,671
Hold on!

772
00:47:13,713 --> 00:47:15,340
Okay! Hello.

773
00:47:15,423 --> 00:47:18,593
Hotel Cambini.
This is Giorgio.

774
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,346
- Go!
- Huh? What?

775
00:47:21,429 --> 00:47:23,181
Wait.

776
00:47:23,264 --> 00:47:25,058
Excuse me,
can you fix this?

777
00:47:25,141 --> 00:47:26,601
It will not close.

778
00:47:26,684 --> 00:47:29,687
Why is it open
when there is no rain?

779
00:47:29,771 --> 00:47:31,314
This umbrella is stubborn.

780
00:47:31,398 --> 00:47:33,858
It's bad luck to have
an open umbrella inside.

781
00:47:33,942 --> 00:47:36,486
- In Hotel Cambini, no bad luck.
- Hey, thanks.

782
00:47:36,528 --> 00:47:38,113
Ah!

783
00:47:41,574 --> 00:47:43,743
One at a time.
No running.

784
00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:48,164
Ha ha ha!

785
00:47:48,248 --> 00:47:51,751
Ha! Ha ha!
Age before beauty, huh?

786
00:47:53,128 --> 00:47:56,172
You look strangely large
and familiar.

787
00:47:56,256 --> 00:47:57,465
Which floor?

788
00:47:57,549 --> 00:47:59,676
Oh. Thank you. First.

789
00:47:59,718 --> 00:48:00,802
Okay.

790
00:48:03,638 --> 00:48:04,889
Little hint for you -

791
00:48:04,973 --> 00:48:08,017
you want to push the button,
elevator moves.

792
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:10,186
Elevator is not safe.

793
00:48:10,228 --> 00:48:11,604
You an employee here?

794
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,189
- No.
- No.

795
00:48:13,231 --> 00:48:16,109
Who are you to tell me
whether the elevator's safe?

796
00:48:16,192 --> 00:48:17,318
I am Sergei.

797
00:48:17,402 --> 00:48:19,070
Sergei.

798
00:48:19,154 --> 00:48:21,990
You're gonna have to
stand down immediately.

799
00:48:25,493 --> 00:48:27,996
Just because you are one hunk
of Slavic muscle

800
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:31,041
does not mean you're not
gonna make it on my list!

801
00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:33,168
Elevator is safe now.

802
00:48:41,676 --> 00:48:43,595
Hey! Your umbrella!

803
00:48:51,269 --> 00:48:53,229
Feeling any better?

804
00:48:53,271 --> 00:48:54,397
Mom?

805
00:48:57,776 --> 00:48:58,902
Still a little warm.

806
00:48:58,943 --> 00:49:00,987
Miss Sanders,
would you be so kind

807
00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:02,655
as to look after her for me?

808
00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:05,742
As in do stuff for her?
Why should I be punished?

809
00:49:05,825 --> 00:49:07,452
I'm not the one who's sick.

810
00:49:07,535 --> 00:49:09,913
Next year, I'm joining
the mouth breathers

811
00:49:09,954 --> 00:49:11,498
at Water-slide Wonderland.

812
00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:13,291
You are so busted.

813
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,460
You've been out
of this hotel room.

814
00:49:15,543 --> 00:49:16,669
What?

815
00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:18,838
How do you know?

816
00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:20,090
Please.

817
00:49:20,173 --> 00:49:23,468
Your eyebrows finally match,
your hair has highlights,

818
00:49:23,551 --> 00:49:25,178
fresh manicure.

819
00:49:25,261 --> 00:49:28,598
I smelled acetone the second
I walked in the lobby.

820
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,060
Okay, but you didn't rat me out
to Miss Ungermeyer.

821
00:49:32,143 --> 00:49:33,144
Yet.

822
00:49:33,228 --> 00:49:35,688
Not until I figure out
what's in it for me.

823
00:49:35,772 --> 00:49:37,399
Now spill, Dorkerella.

824
00:49:40,652 --> 00:49:43,029
You'll never make me talk!

825
00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:44,823
I-I know that this
sounds insane,

826
00:49:44,906 --> 00:49:48,034
but I think Paolo
really does like me.

827
00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,787
How could this happen?
How did you get my trip?

828
00:49:50,829 --> 00:49:53,164
How is Lizzie McGuire
living this fantasy

829
00:49:53,206 --> 00:49:55,208
and I can't even get
an Italian boy

830
00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:57,127
to buy me a plate of spaghetti?

831
00:49:57,168 --> 00:49:59,462
Um, Kate,
you don't eat spaghetti.

832
00:50:00,505 --> 00:50:03,383
I'd eat carbs if an Italian boy
bought them for me.

833
00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:09,139
So, I suppose you want me
to keep quiet about this?

834
00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:12,058
Yeah.
I'd appreciate that.

835
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:13,518
Well, I'll keep it quiet

836
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,312
if you keep it quiet
about me keeping it quiet.

837
00:50:16,354 --> 00:50:19,733
And when we get back home,
I'm the cool one again,

838
00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,693
and you turn
back into a pumpkin.

839
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:24,654
Oh, my God. It's her.

840
00:50:24,738 --> 00:50:25,989
What are you doing?

841
00:50:26,030 --> 00:50:28,158
Uh, it's a long story.

842
00:50:29,075 --> 00:50:30,785
What do you want?
We're closed.

843
00:50:30,869 --> 00:50:33,997
I-I just wanted
to talk to Lizzie.

844
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,081
So talk.

845
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,751
I was kind of thinking
maybe, you know,

846
00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:39,461
outside in the courtyard.

847
00:50:39,544 --> 00:50:41,796
If this is about
that parallel-universe,

848
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,716
Italian-rock-star,
Lizzie's- suddenly-a- diva thing,

849
00:50:44,758 --> 00:50:46,384
I know all about it.

850
00:50:46,468 --> 00:50:47,802
She figured it out.

851
00:50:49,512 --> 00:50:51,264
Evil and smart.

852
00:50:51,347 --> 00:50:52,932
Embrace it. Fear it.

853
00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:55,185
You might want
to take a look at this.

854
00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:57,979
I'm on the front cover
of a tabloid!

855
00:50:58,063 --> 00:51:00,065
I wish to thank everyone

856
00:51:00,148 --> 00:51:03,443
who's always believed in me
for this great honor.

857
00:51:03,526 --> 00:51:05,153
Do you know what that says?

858
00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,989
Paolo and Isabella
are supposed to be singing

859
00:51:08,073 --> 00:51:09,324
at the music awards.

860
00:51:09,407 --> 00:51:11,493
Well, it's got to be a mistake.

861
00:51:11,576 --> 00:51:13,828
I had some Italian girls
translate it.

862
00:51:13,912 --> 00:51:15,246
Paolo didn't tell you?

863
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:16,247
Mmh, no.

864
00:51:16,331 --> 00:51:19,084
Don't you think it's weird
he tried to hide this?

865
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,293
Can you believe it?

866
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:22,128
Maybe it's a last-minute thing.

867
00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:25,090
Aren't these things planned
months in advance?

868
00:51:25,131 --> 00:51:28,551
When did you become an expert
on Italian award-show thingies?

869
00:51:28,593 --> 00:51:31,304
It's called common sense,
which I have a lot of

870
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:34,015
to make up for my lack
of the slow curve.

871
00:51:34,099 --> 00:51:35,350
Slow curve?

872
00:51:35,433 --> 00:51:36,559
Forget it.

873
00:51:36,643 --> 00:51:38,603
If you want to believe
some Italian kid

874
00:51:38,686 --> 00:51:40,522
you think you know
after two days

875
00:51:40,605 --> 00:51:42,482
because he's
an international superstar,

876
00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:45,360
is really rich and has
nice hair, be my guest.

877
00:51:45,443 --> 00:51:46,486
Gordo.

878
00:51:55,453 --> 00:51:56,871
Oh, my God! He's early!

879
00:52:03,503 --> 00:52:04,587
Lizzie.

880
00:52:04,671 --> 00:52:06,631
Oh, my God,
I gotta get dressed.

881
00:52:06,715 --> 00:52:10,009
I'll cover for you in case
Miss Ungermeyer does one of her

882
00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:12,262
middle-of-the-night,
head-check things.

883
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:13,596
Thanks. I owe you.

884
00:52:13,638 --> 00:52:14,681
Duh!

885
00:52:20,645 --> 00:52:23,189
Mom, Dad, I found something
on the Internet

886
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:25,108
I think you both should see.

887
00:52:25,150 --> 00:52:26,401
What is it?

888
00:52:26,484 --> 00:52:28,194
Since Lizzie's in Europe,

889
00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:30,780
I thought I'd do
a little E- search on Italy.

890
00:52:30,864 --> 00:52:31,906
That's nice, son.

891
00:52:31,990 --> 00:52:35,160
But what I found out,
it's not so E-assuring.

892
00:52:36,411 --> 00:52:39,873
In fact, it may shock you.

893
00:52:40,707 --> 00:52:42,041
What are we looking at?

894
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:45,295
Maybe nothing, and, uh,
maybe something.

895
00:52:45,378 --> 00:52:47,922
You see, when polled,

896
00:52:48,006 --> 00:52:51,092
74% of Italian teenage boys

897
00:52:51,176 --> 00:52:55,013
said they would most like
to date American girls.

898
00:52:55,096 --> 00:52:56,806
Where'd you get these numbers?

899
00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:59,726
They're available for anyone
who has a computer.

900
00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:02,187
You don't have to worry
about your sister.

901
00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:04,856
She's well-chaperoned.
Miss Ungermeyer's there.

902
00:53:04,939 --> 00:53:08,777
Yeah, what is she,
5'1", 5'2" max?

903
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:13,531
Oh, please.

904
00:53:13,615 --> 00:53:16,826
Matt, as interesting
as this is,

905
00:53:16,910 --> 00:53:18,578
where are you taking it?

906
00:53:18,661 --> 00:53:21,206
All right, you caught me.

907
00:53:21,289 --> 00:53:22,248
I always do.

908
00:53:22,332 --> 00:53:24,667
I don't know why I even try.

909
00:53:26,753 --> 00:53:28,963
I'll deny
I ever said this, but...

910
00:53:30,215 --> 00:53:32,008
...I miss my sister.

911
00:53:32,092 --> 00:53:33,843
There. I said it.

912
00:53:33,927 --> 00:53:35,678
Now you know.

913
00:53:36,721 --> 00:53:39,432
I know I rag on her
all the time,

914
00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:43,061
but now that she's gone,
I-I -

915
00:53:43,144 --> 00:53:45,772
Oh, honey, we miss her, too.

916
00:53:45,855 --> 00:53:47,857
So, so much.

917
00:53:47,941 --> 00:53:50,193
I feel so alone!

918
00:53:50,276 --> 00:53:52,862
Oh! Listen to me.

919
00:53:52,946 --> 00:53:56,408
You don't have to
make fake pie charts.

920
00:53:56,491 --> 00:53:59,285
You just come to us
with the truth, okay?

921
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:01,413
I know that now, Mom.

922
00:54:02,622 --> 00:54:04,124
It's just so hard.

923
00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:05,375
I miss her so much!

924
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,418
Oh!

925
00:54:07,585 --> 00:54:09,796
I can't believe
I let you talk me into

926
00:54:09,879 --> 00:54:12,924
Ietting her go
on that trip!

927
00:54:13,007 --> 00:54:14,718
I'll go get the passports.

928
00:54:14,759 --> 00:54:16,052
Oh, honey.

929
00:54:17,053 --> 00:54:18,346
Shh.

930
00:54:18,430 --> 00:54:20,557
Hmm, hmm, hmm.

931
00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:27,313
Ah, hmm, ah.

932
00:54:28,398 --> 00:54:29,983
Hmm.

933
00:54:30,066 --> 00:54:31,735
Uh...

934
00:54:31,818 --> 00:54:35,947
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmmm.

935
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:47,917
Hmm?

936
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,921
Hmm.

937
00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:53,089
Hmm!

938
00:55:03,641 --> 00:55:05,602
- Paolo.
- Si,

939
00:55:06,644 --> 00:55:07,854
What is this?

940
00:55:07,937 --> 00:55:09,898
Uh, a car.

941
00:55:11,983 --> 00:55:15,111
Look, are we supposed to sing?

942
00:55:15,195 --> 00:55:16,279
Scusa?

943
00:55:17,655 --> 00:55:19,908
Don't speak to me in Italian.

944
00:55:19,991 --> 00:55:21,284
It's too adorable.

945
00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:25,705
Are Paolo and Isabella
supposed to sing at the awards?

946
00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:27,332
Si,

947
00:55:27,415 --> 00:55:29,667
Si?! Well,
why didn't you tell me?

948
00:55:29,751 --> 00:55:32,921
I wanted to, but you told me
not to telephone the hotel.

949
00:55:33,004 --> 00:55:35,715
Get in. I'll explain
everything on the way.

950
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:39,010
I want to show you the
Tivoli Gardens before sunset.

951
00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:40,095
Come on.

952
00:55:40,178 --> 00:55:42,013
We have to get you back
by 10:00.

953
00:55:42,097 --> 00:55:43,515
Okay.

954
00:55:46,684 --> 00:55:49,187
So, where is Sergei?

955
00:55:49,270 --> 00:55:52,315
You're not the only one
who sneaks off at night.

956
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:03,660
Isabella and I
were going to sing,

957
00:56:03,743 --> 00:56:05,495
but after Isabella
would not speak to me,

958
00:56:05,578 --> 00:56:07,956
I told the producers
we refuse to perform.

959
00:56:08,039 --> 00:56:10,333
I said Isabella
had throat problems.

960
00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:11,584
So, what happened?

961
00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:13,002
I mean, what changed?

962
00:56:13,044 --> 00:56:14,504
Isabella did.

963
00:56:14,546 --> 00:56:17,215
The real Isabella
or me Isabella?

964
00:56:17,298 --> 00:56:19,467
You. A reporter
heard her speaking,

965
00:56:19,551 --> 00:56:21,970
and he reported
Isabella's voice was fine.

966
00:56:22,053 --> 00:56:24,055
He said her English
was very good.

967
00:56:24,139 --> 00:56:25,557
The record company called,

968
00:56:25,598 --> 00:56:28,226
and they're going to sue
if we don't sing.

969
00:56:28,309 --> 00:56:29,644
What?

970
00:56:29,728 --> 00:56:31,688
So, they're
gonna make you sing?

971
00:56:31,771 --> 00:56:33,440
I-I mean, us sing?

972
00:56:33,523 --> 00:56:35,692
Don't worry, carina,
I'll make this work.

973
00:56:35,775 --> 00:56:36,860
Look.

974
00:56:54,252 --> 00:56:55,211
Ah!

975
00:56:56,337 --> 00:56:59,674
Look, Paolo, I-I don't think
this is going to work.

976
00:56:59,758 --> 00:57:02,302
I cannot sing
in front of an audience.

977
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:05,263
I won't even let my mom
hear me sing in the shower.

978
00:57:05,346 --> 00:57:07,474
I will teach you
all you need to know.

979
00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:08,725
Okay.

980
00:57:08,767 --> 00:57:12,103
So, what is Isabella gonna do
when she sees me being her?

981
00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:15,732
She won't. She's off on some
island trying to get over this.

982
00:57:15,774 --> 00:57:17,817
Come on.

983
00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:26,493
Here's my vow to you.

984
00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:27,994
I, Paolo Valisari,

985
00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,997
will never let you,
Lizzie McGuire, be embarrassed.

986
00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:33,666
If I fail,
I have to spend seven days

987
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:36,127
with that scary
head-check woman.

988
00:57:36,211 --> 00:57:39,422
Her name's Miss Ungermeyer.

989
00:57:39,506 --> 00:57:43,176
Carina, hasn't everything
I've promised you come to be?

990
00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:45,178
Everyone believes
you are Isabella.

991
00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:47,305
You're having
the time of your life.

992
00:57:47,389 --> 00:57:49,307
You even told
Franca di Montecatini

993
00:57:49,391 --> 00:57:50,392
to buzz off!

994
00:57:51,643 --> 00:57:55,563
Don't you trust that we can
do the singing together?

995
00:57:58,650 --> 00:58:00,235
I guess.

996
00:58:00,318 --> 00:58:01,444
Well, you shouldn't.

997
00:58:44,529 --> 00:58:47,031
This is so beautiful.

998
00:58:47,073 --> 00:58:48,575
Yes, you are.

999
00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,344
Wow!

1000
00:59:50,595 --> 00:59:52,097
Hey.

1001
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:54,099
What do you got there,
little man?

1002
00:59:54,140 --> 00:59:55,850
- Uh, nothing.
- What's this?

1003
00:59:55,934 --> 00:59:57,435
Uh, that's not Lizzie!
No!

1004
00:59:57,519 --> 00:59:59,062
- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.

1005
00:59:59,104 --> 01:00:01,689
I know my daughter.
I gave her that necklace.

1006
01:00:01,773 --> 01:00:04,609
All right, tell me
what you know that I don't.

1007
01:00:04,651 --> 01:00:07,904
It's only
a 14-hour flight, Dad.

1008
01:00:13,451 --> 01:00:14,869
Swallow those biscotti.

1009
01:00:14,953 --> 01:00:17,789
We got a big day.
The Pantheon, the Colosseum.

1010
01:00:17,872 --> 01:00:18,790
Oh.

1011
01:00:18,873 --> 01:00:20,417
Uh, halt!

1012
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:22,919
Got to get these apricots
to McGuire.

1013
01:00:22,961 --> 01:00:25,505
She looked sick as a dog
this morning.

1014
01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:28,425
Mr. Gordon,
you having a problem?

1015
01:00:28,466 --> 01:00:29,717
N-No, I just...

1016
01:00:29,801 --> 01:00:31,719
I'm starting to agree
with Ethan.

1017
01:00:31,803 --> 01:00:34,305
- We need to eat more spaghetti.
- You da man!

1018
01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:37,475
Sorry.

1019
01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:40,687
Is there a reason you
don't want me to go upstairs?

1020
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:43,523
No, I-I just really think
we should get going.

1021
01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:46,735
Uh, so much Roma,
so little time-a.

1022
01:00:46,818 --> 01:00:48,820
Well, when I get upstairs -

1023
01:00:48,903 --> 01:00:51,823
and I will get upstairs -

1024
01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,492
I expect to find Miss McGuire
in her bed.

1025
01:00:55,827 --> 01:00:58,747
She may be in the bathroom
or - or something.

1026
01:00:58,830 --> 01:01:00,790
I'm beginning
to get the feeling

1027
01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:03,668
she was never sick
to begin with.

1028
01:01:03,752 --> 01:01:05,336
No, no, no!
She - She was!

1029
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:07,672
I bet this whole thing
was just a clever ruse

1030
01:01:07,756 --> 01:01:10,675
to sneak out of this hotel,
wasn't it?

1031
01:01:11,926 --> 01:01:13,845
Yeah, it - it was.

1032
01:01:13,928 --> 01:01:15,221
It was?

1033
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:18,850
Well, Lizzie and I were
talking about adventures,

1034
01:01:18,933 --> 01:01:20,018
and I don't know.

1035
01:01:20,101 --> 01:01:21,686
Ah, spit it out, Gordon.

1036
01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:24,355
Lizzie's upstairs.
It - It's me.

1037
01:01:24,439 --> 01:01:26,441
I'm the one
who's been sneaking out.

1038
01:01:26,524 --> 01:01:28,359
- You?
- But - But -

1039
01:01:29,194 --> 01:01:32,030
Feels good
to get it off my chest.

1040
01:01:32,906 --> 01:01:34,824
You realize
what this means?

1041
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:39,829
I shouldn't look to you
for a college recommendation?

1042
01:01:39,871 --> 01:01:42,791
You should look
for your suitcase, Gordon.

1043
01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:44,125
You're goin' home.

1044
01:01:44,209 --> 01:01:47,128
Oh, I pegged you
right from the start.

1045
01:01:47,212 --> 01:01:48,421
David Gordon.

1046
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:51,508
Sneaky little brownnoser
with a hidden agenda.

1047
01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:54,344
Well, you're busted.

1048
01:01:58,807 --> 01:02:01,559
Love lifts us up
where we belong.

1049
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,031
Wow.
This place is so cool.

1050
01:02:15,073 --> 01:02:16,241
Si,

1051
01:02:16,324 --> 01:02:18,243
Are you sure it's okay
we're here?

1052
01:02:18,326 --> 01:02:19,285
Si,

1053
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,621
And here is where, exactly?

1054
01:02:21,704 --> 01:02:23,081
It's the rehearsal hall.

1055
01:02:23,164 --> 01:02:25,750
But the Colosseum
will look more like this.

1056
01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:26,876
Sergei!

1057
01:02:32,924 --> 01:02:35,301
If you want to convince
the world you're Isabella,

1058
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,761
you must take the stage.

1059
01:02:36,803 --> 01:02:37,887
You must dance...

1060
01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:43,017
...and sing.

1061
01:02:51,651 --> 01:02:53,695
Just move your mouth
with the words.

1062
01:02:53,778 --> 01:02:56,030
Oh. So you want me
to lip-synch.

1063
01:02:56,114 --> 01:02:57,240
Si,

1064
01:02:57,282 --> 01:02:58,450
Just like Isabella.

1065
01:02:58,533 --> 01:03:00,201
You know the song, right?

1066
01:03:00,285 --> 01:03:03,663
Uh, well, yeah.
I mean, I have your CD, but...

1067
01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:05,665
So try it.

1068
01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:07,292
I'm not gonna try it.

1069
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,340
Okay.

1070
01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:35,945
Was it awful?

1071
01:03:35,987 --> 01:03:38,239
Uh, yes.

1072
01:03:38,323 --> 01:03:39,741
But it helps to sing.

1073
01:03:39,824 --> 01:03:41,743
Really - really sing?

1074
01:03:41,826 --> 01:03:44,287
It looks more real
when you're lip-synching.

1075
01:03:44,329 --> 01:03:47,207
- You weren't singing.
- But I won't be lip-synching.

1076
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:50,418
No one's going to hear you.
The microphone will be off.

1077
01:03:50,502 --> 01:03:51,753
You must try.

1078
01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:53,755
Please?

1079
01:03:55,507 --> 01:03:56,549
Okay.

1080
01:05:14,085 --> 01:05:15,670
Brava.

1081
01:05:15,754 --> 01:05:17,589
And now we dance!

1082
01:06:23,738 --> 01:06:24,656
Hey!

1083
01:06:24,739 --> 01:06:27,534
I'm glad you're up.
I had the most amazing night.

1084
01:06:27,617 --> 01:06:30,286
I'm gonna grab Gordo
so I can tell you together.

1085
01:06:30,370 --> 01:06:31,579
You won't find him.

1086
01:06:31,663 --> 01:06:33,373
What?

1087
01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:34,749
Why? Where'd he go?

1088
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:37,710
Probably getting on a plane
right now.

1089
01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:38,878
Why?

1090
01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:40,463
He totally covered for you

1091
01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:42,590
and got himself
kicked off the trip.

1092
01:06:42,674 --> 01:06:44,759
I-I don't believe it.

1093
01:06:44,843 --> 01:06:46,594
W-Why would he do that?

1094
01:06:46,678 --> 01:06:49,556
You're seriously asking
that question?

1095
01:06:56,104 --> 01:06:59,524
Call the airline and see
if Gordo's plane has left!

1096
01:06:59,607 --> 01:07:02,152
- Do you know what flight?
- Si, si,

1097
01:07:02,193 --> 01:07:03,737
I will call.

1098
01:07:04,738 --> 01:07:07,198
I cannot believe Gordo
would do this for me.

1099
01:07:07,282 --> 01:07:08,950
Maybe he's not
on the plane yet.

1100
01:07:09,033 --> 01:07:11,369
Maybe I could go
to the airport and...

1101
01:07:11,411 --> 01:07:12,746
And what?

1102
01:07:14,330 --> 01:07:15,999
I don't know.

1103
01:07:16,124 --> 01:07:18,668
I am now on hold.

1104
01:07:18,752 --> 01:07:22,505
This is the final call
for Lufthansa Flight 6240,

1105
01:07:22,589 --> 01:07:26,050
departing for Los Angeles.

1106
01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:33,475
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1107
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:49,532
Mm-hmm.

1108
01:07:49,616 --> 01:07:52,285
Thank you very nice.

1109
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:53,787
The plane is gone.

1110
01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:28,655
Who is this girl?

1111
01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,490
I have been on the island,

1112
01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:33,076
trying to forget
about this whole situation.

1113
01:08:33,159 --> 01:08:35,412
Can somebody tell me
what is going on?

1114
01:08:35,495 --> 01:08:38,289
I can. That's my friend
Lizzie McGuire.

1115
01:08:41,209 --> 01:08:42,460
Let him go.
Let him go.

1116
01:08:42,544 --> 01:08:44,921
I demand you tell me
everything you know

1117
01:08:44,963 --> 01:08:46,131
about Lizzie McGuire.

1118
01:08:46,214 --> 01:08:50,677
I demand you tell me everything
about Paolo Valisari.

1119
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,763
I left him and all thoughts
about him on the island.

1120
01:08:53,805 --> 01:08:55,807
You may have left him
on the island,

1121
01:08:55,890 --> 01:08:58,017
but Lizzie is out there
pretending to be you

1122
01:08:58,101 --> 01:08:59,727
so you don't get sued.

1123
01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:03,565
We need to talk in private.

1124
01:09:05,233 --> 01:09:07,944
Gordo's life is ruined
because of me.

1125
01:09:08,027 --> 01:09:09,779
Selfish me!

1126
01:09:09,863 --> 01:09:11,322
What are you gonna do now?

1127
01:09:11,406 --> 01:09:13,158
It's over.

1128
01:09:13,241 --> 01:09:15,952
I'm going to turn myself in
to Miss Ungermeyer.

1129
01:09:17,579 --> 01:09:19,330
Lizzie, you'll get sent home,

1130
01:09:19,414 --> 01:09:21,416
and you won't be able
to help Paolo.

1131
01:09:21,499 --> 01:09:23,084
I'm never going to be able

1132
01:09:23,168 --> 01:09:25,628
to get through this
the way I feel now.

1133
01:09:25,712 --> 01:09:27,464
Okay. Fine. Quit.

1134
01:09:27,547 --> 01:09:30,592
But then everything Gordo did
will be for nothing.

1135
01:09:33,511 --> 01:09:38,266
Now, you know things are bad
when Kate starts making sense.

1136
01:09:38,349 --> 01:09:39,934
I know one thing's for sure.

1137
01:09:40,018 --> 01:09:41,102
What?

1138
01:09:41,186 --> 01:09:43,396
I'm not gonna have to
act sick today.

1139
01:10:16,096 --> 01:10:19,432
Mr. Craft, you are in
the most historic

1140
01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:21,684
and beautiful city
in the world.

1141
01:10:21,768 --> 01:10:23,603
Has it had no effect on you?

1142
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:24,979
Well, actually, it has.

1143
01:10:25,063 --> 01:10:27,357
The cobblestones
are shredding my wheels.

1144
01:10:27,398 --> 01:10:29,943
Switched to a pair
of birdhouse pterodactyls.

1145
01:10:30,026 --> 01:10:33,405
Have you even made a dent
in your reading list?

1146
01:10:33,446 --> 01:10:34,948
I finished it.

1147
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:36,783
You read 1 1 books?

1148
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:39,035
I mean I read the list.

1149
01:10:47,752 --> 01:10:49,045
Shh.

1150
01:10:51,506 --> 01:10:52,924
Shh.

1151
01:10:54,926 --> 01:10:56,344
McGuire.

1152
01:10:56,428 --> 01:10:58,179
Lizzie McGuire.

1153
01:10:58,263 --> 01:11:01,307
Si, si, we are in
the travel guides.

1154
01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:02,642
No. No.

1155
01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:04,227
No.

1156
01:11:05,270 --> 01:11:08,189
We're the parents of Lizzie.

1157
01:11:08,273 --> 01:11:09,524
Ah! Si!

1158
01:11:12,777 --> 01:11:15,029
I'll call a cab.
It's very far.

1159
01:11:15,113 --> 01:11:17,449
Anybody else want to step up
to the plate?

1160
01:11:17,532 --> 01:11:19,784
Who's asking for McGuire?

1161
01:11:19,868 --> 01:11:21,870
I had left you
four messages already,

1162
01:11:21,953 --> 01:11:25,331
but she's been under
my watchful eye all the while.

1163
01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:27,333
Where'd Sanders go?

1164
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:29,919
Lizzie? Sweetheart?

1165
01:11:30,003 --> 01:11:31,880
Honey?

1166
01:11:33,047 --> 01:11:34,549
Cool!

1167
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,929
Where is Lizzie?

1168
01:11:39,971 --> 01:11:41,973
Do you have
any embarrassing photos

1169
01:11:42,015 --> 01:11:44,142
or videos of her
while she's been here?

1170
01:11:44,225 --> 01:11:45,435
Ow.

1171
01:11:45,477 --> 01:11:46,478
Uh...

1172
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:49,939
Tell us where Lizzie is,
or this deck's gonna catch air.

1173
01:11:49,981 --> 01:11:53,359
It's possible she's at the
International Music Video Awards

1174
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:56,738
doubling for pop star Isabella,
who's totally her twin.

1175
01:11:57,739 --> 01:12:01,076
Why does everyone
always look at me like that?

1176
01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:36,736
Prince William?

1177
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,405
Tell him he'll have to hold.

1178
01:12:47,205 --> 01:12:48,289
Ooh!

1179
01:12:48,373 --> 01:12:49,958
Oh.

1180
01:12:57,465 --> 01:12:59,384
Hey, Paolo!

1181
01:13:27,912 --> 01:13:28,872
Si,

1182
01:13:28,913 --> 01:13:29,706
What?

1183
01:13:29,748 --> 01:13:31,875
He said for you to enter
from here, stage right,

1184
01:13:31,958 --> 01:13:35,003
and I must enter
from stage left.

1185
01:13:35,086 --> 01:13:37,714
What about my dress?
I have to get dressed.

1186
01:13:37,797 --> 01:13:39,424
It's in your dressing room.

1187
01:13:39,507 --> 01:13:41,801
Lizzie, you have time.

1188
01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:43,553
Calm down.
You can do it.

1189
01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,389
Of course I can do it.

1190
01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:49,642
This is moi
we're talking about.

1191
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:51,478
I don't think I can do it.

1192
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:52,979
Lizzie, you must.

1193
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:56,065
We've rehearsed this.
You know the steps, the words.

1194
01:13:56,149 --> 01:13:58,735
You will be great.
I know.

1195
01:13:58,818 --> 01:14:00,111
How do you know?

1196
01:14:00,195 --> 01:14:02,405
Because.

1197
01:14:02,447 --> 01:14:05,200
Because you shine
like the light from the sun.

1198
01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:12,791
Paolo. Paolo.

1199
01:14:12,874 --> 01:14:16,044
31 minutes till showtime.

1200
01:14:17,962 --> 01:14:19,380
Lizzie.

1201
01:14:19,464 --> 01:14:21,716
Gordo!
What are you doing here?!

1202
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,469
Lizzie, that's
not important right now.

1203
01:14:24,552 --> 01:14:26,179
You need to listen to me.

1204
01:14:26,262 --> 01:14:29,682
I feel so bad. I cannot believe
you would do that for me.

1205
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:31,643
- Why aren't you gone?
- Long story.

1206
01:14:31,726 --> 01:14:34,729
I want to hear it, but
I've got to get my dress on.

1207
01:14:34,813 --> 01:14:35,730
Listen to me.

1208
01:14:35,814 --> 01:14:38,024
Paolo is setting you up.

1209
01:14:39,234 --> 01:14:40,985
What are you talking about?

1210
01:14:41,069 --> 01:14:43,655
Actually, he is setting me up.

1211
01:14:49,661 --> 01:14:51,287
Freaky, huh?

1212
01:14:51,329 --> 01:14:53,164
Way freaky.

1213
01:14:53,248 --> 01:14:55,542
Way, way freaky.

1214
01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:58,461
That whole story
about Paolo doing his own music

1215
01:14:58,503 --> 01:14:59,754
and going solo.

1216
01:14:59,838 --> 01:15:01,172
That's Isabella.

1217
01:15:01,214 --> 01:15:02,966
She's the one that sings live.

1218
01:15:03,049 --> 01:15:05,844
Paolo is the one
that lip-synchs, not me.

1219
01:15:05,927 --> 01:15:08,138
Isabella wants to quit the act.

1220
01:15:08,221 --> 01:15:09,514
Paolo is just a liar.

1221
01:15:09,597 --> 01:15:12,058
This has all been some scheme
to set you up

1222
01:15:12,142 --> 01:15:13,518
and embarrass you onstage

1223
01:15:13,601 --> 01:15:15,645
so it looks
like Isabella can't sing.

1224
01:15:15,728 --> 01:15:17,230
Si, si, It's true.

1225
01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,691
Paolo wants to destroy
Isabella's career.

1226
01:15:21,151 --> 01:15:24,696
But Paolo would never
do that to me.

1227
01:15:24,779 --> 01:15:26,030
I don't believe you.

1228
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:29,075
Isabella...

1229
01:15:33,079 --> 01:15:35,582
Lizzie, who are you
going to believe,

1230
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,876
this boy you are knowing
your whole life

1231
01:15:37,959 --> 01:15:41,921
or this boy you are
just meeting who says,

1232
01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:44,299
"You shine with the light
from the sun"?

1233
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:21,044
Okay. Well, then, you're here
now, so go and sing.

1234
01:16:21,086 --> 01:16:24,047
But I am not blond.
Paolo will know that it's me,

1235
01:16:24,089 --> 01:16:26,216
and he'll make an excuse
to leave.

1236
01:16:26,299 --> 01:16:28,301
But if we want to
get back at him

1237
01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:30,637
in front of the whole world
on live TV,

1238
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,971
we must make him sing.

1239
01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,015
And really sing, not lip-synch.

1240
01:16:34,099 --> 01:16:35,767
How? What am I
supposed to do?

1241
01:16:38,978 --> 01:16:40,563
Change! Change!

1242
01:16:40,605 --> 01:16:41,689
Change your clothes

1243
01:16:41,773 --> 01:16:44,109
and go up there and do
what you rehearsed.

1244
01:16:44,150 --> 01:16:46,277
Everything will be fine,
I-I promise.

1245
01:16:46,361 --> 01:16:48,279
- I have a plan.
- What plan?

1246
01:16:48,321 --> 01:16:50,073
28 minutes till showtime.

1247
01:16:50,115 --> 01:16:52,075
So, what's the plan?

1248
01:16:52,117 --> 01:16:53,368
I don't know.

1249
01:16:54,953 --> 01:16:57,497
No, see, it doesn't matter
about the tickets,

1250
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,916
because my daughter
is back there

1251
01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:01,751
impersonating
a famous pop star,

1252
01:17:01,793 --> 01:17:03,086
so I got to get in!

1253
01:17:03,128 --> 01:17:04,629
That's what everyone says.

1254
01:17:04,712 --> 01:17:05,630
Enough of this!

1255
01:17:09,717 --> 01:17:10,802
- Uhh!
- Uhh!

1256
01:17:10,885 --> 01:17:12,303
Let's go!

1257
01:17:15,598 --> 01:17:18,143
Did Paolo bring
the voice track for me?

1258
01:17:18,226 --> 01:17:20,687
No. No, he did not.
There is no track.

1259
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:23,857
Paolo says you're gonna sing
live, like you always do.

1260
01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:28,778
Paolo and Isabella!

1261
01:17:40,415 --> 01:17:42,333
Sandro, turn down
Isabella's mike.

1262
01:17:42,375 --> 01:17:44,335
- What's that?
- Turn down the mike!

1263
01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:37,472
Sing to me, Paolo.

1264
01:19:01,913 --> 01:19:03,623
Okay.

1265
01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:08,878
Say buonasera to my new American
friend, Lizzie McGuire!

1266
01:19:10,338 --> 01:19:12,465
Paolo tried to use her
to fool all of you

1267
01:19:12,549 --> 01:19:14,342
into thinking I could not sing.

1268
01:19:14,426 --> 01:19:17,095
Lizzie McGuire is nice girl.
You try to hurt her.

1269
01:19:17,178 --> 01:19:19,305
Let me go, Sergei.
You work for me.

1270
01:19:19,389 --> 01:19:21,516
Not anymore, Paolo.
I quit.

1271
01:19:21,599 --> 01:19:22,517
Paolo!

1272
01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:27,856
Paolo cannot sing music.
Now he must face music.

1273
01:19:27,939 --> 01:19:30,316
- Was it all a lie?
- No, it's just...

1274
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,486
Do you want to hear us sing?

1275
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:45,600
Wait! Isabella!

1276
01:20:45,683 --> 01:20:46,851
Go! Si!

1277
01:20:49,229 --> 01:20:50,396
Lizzie!

1278
01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:55,360
Ru-u-u-u-n!

1279
01:24:41,002 --> 01:24:43,463
Lizzie got everything
you're supposed to get

1280
01:24:43,546 --> 01:24:45,089
when you go to Europe.

1281
01:24:45,173 --> 01:24:47,592
Adventure, romance,
total confidence.

1282
01:24:47,675 --> 01:24:48,802
Yeah?

1283
01:24:48,885 --> 01:24:52,639
Well, if all that can happen
to Lizzie McGuire,

1284
01:24:52,722 --> 01:24:56,851
the only thing I know now is
I don't know anything.

1285
01:24:56,935 --> 01:24:58,520
That's hot.

1286
01:24:58,603 --> 01:25:00,063
What?

1287
01:25:00,105 --> 01:25:03,525
Girls who think they know
everything are just a turnoff.

1288
01:25:04,943 --> 01:25:06,069
Really?

1289
01:25:06,152 --> 01:25:07,695
Oh, totally.

1290
01:25:07,779 --> 01:25:09,948
What about you
not ratting out Lizzie?

1291
01:25:10,031 --> 01:25:14,077
I mean,
that was just so...

1292
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,495
not you.

1293
01:25:30,009 --> 01:25:31,219
That's good.

1294
01:25:31,302 --> 01:25:32,220
Si,

1295
01:25:32,303 --> 01:25:34,097
Aaaaaaah!

1296
01:25:37,225 --> 01:25:39,602
Mom, Dad, I'm so glad
that you guys made it.

1297
01:25:39,644 --> 01:25:41,312
You would have never
believed me.

1298
01:25:41,396 --> 01:25:42,397
That is for sure.

1299
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:45,900
I thought after you found out
all I did, I would be grounded.

1300
01:25:45,984 --> 01:25:48,820
You're grounded for the rest
of the summer, sweetheart,

1301
01:25:48,903 --> 01:25:50,822
but we're really proud of you.

1302
01:25:54,367 --> 01:25:57,454
Lying, even for a good reason,
is beneath you, Gordon.

1303
01:25:57,495 --> 01:25:58,955
Yeah. I know. I know.

1304
01:25:58,997 --> 01:26:01,875
I'm a lying, spineless,
brownnosing jellyfish

1305
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,168
with a hidden agenda.

1306
01:26:03,251 --> 01:26:04,210
I got it.

1307
01:26:04,294 --> 01:26:06,880
That may be true,
but I'll tell you something.

1308
01:26:06,963 --> 01:26:08,965
Little Miss Diva
told me everything.

1309
01:26:09,090 --> 01:26:12,510
The way I see it, you're
a pretty loyal friend, Gordon.

1310
01:26:12,552 --> 01:26:15,555
And loyalty goes a long way
with the Ungermeyer.

1311
01:26:15,638 --> 01:26:16,723
- Hmm?
- Thanks.

1312
01:26:21,853 --> 01:26:23,313
Hey, just think about it.

1313
01:26:23,396 --> 01:26:26,691
We got 4 years of high school
to look forward to together.

1314
01:26:26,775 --> 01:26:28,067
Ooh. Sammies.

1315
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:31,738
Sergei is hungry.

1316
01:26:31,821 --> 01:26:34,157
So is Miss Ungermeyer.

1317
01:26:37,202 --> 01:26:39,120
You are strong woman.

1318
01:26:39,204 --> 01:26:42,290
You protect cubs like lioness.

1319
01:26:42,373 --> 01:26:44,042
Sergei is impressed.

1320
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:47,378
Hmm. You're still on my list.

1321
01:26:47,462 --> 01:26:49,506
As long as I am at the top.

1322
01:26:51,966 --> 01:26:53,551
Hey, there!

1323
01:26:53,635 --> 01:26:56,763
I bet you're wondering,
who is this Lizzie McGuire,

1324
01:26:56,846 --> 01:26:58,181
where did she come from,

1325
01:26:58,223 --> 01:27:00,850
and what are her
most embarrassing moments?

1326
01:27:00,934 --> 01:27:05,396
Well, I can give you
total access to all of that

1327
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:08,066
for a very competitive price.

1328
01:27:08,149 --> 01:27:10,068
Hmm. When in Rome...

1329
01:27:10,110 --> 01:27:12,654
Yeah, yeah.
Do as the Romans do, right?

1330
01:27:12,737 --> 01:27:13,655
No.

1331
01:27:13,738 --> 01:27:16,449
We do not blackmail
our sisters.

1332
01:27:16,533 --> 01:27:19,077
As a former commander
in the Italian Navy,

1333
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:22,330
I am ordering you
to leave the country.

1334
01:27:22,413 --> 01:27:23,373
No!

1335
01:27:31,214 --> 01:27:32,549
Hey.

1336
01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:39,681
So, one last sneak-away
for old times' sake?

1337
01:27:39,764 --> 01:27:41,182
Yeah. Sounds good.

1338
01:27:41,266 --> 01:27:43,184
Okay.

1339
01:27:45,186 --> 01:27:46,104
Aha.

1340
01:27:46,187 --> 01:27:48,273
No!

1341
01:27:54,529 --> 01:27:56,614
So, are you gonna miss it here?

1342
01:27:56,698 --> 01:27:57,782
I don't know.

1343
01:27:57,866 --> 01:28:00,994
Kate says I should stay
and have my stuff shipped over,

1344
01:28:01,077 --> 01:28:03,663
because when I leave,
it'll never be the same.

1345
01:28:03,746 --> 01:28:05,039
She's wrong, as usual.

1346
01:28:05,123 --> 01:28:07,917
You didn't have to be in Rome
for all this to happen.

1347
01:28:08,001 --> 01:28:09,586
You think?

1348
01:28:09,627 --> 01:28:10,962
Trust me.

1349
01:28:11,045 --> 01:28:13,131
You had it in you
the whole time.

1350
01:28:17,635 --> 01:28:19,596
Gordo?

1351
01:28:19,637 --> 01:28:21,139
What?

1352
01:28:27,604 --> 01:28:29,189
Thanks.

1353
01:28:29,272 --> 01:28:31,441
You're welcome.

1354
01:28:35,153 --> 01:28:36,070
Yeah.

1355
01:28:36,154 --> 01:28:39,032
So, um, want to get back
to that party

1356
01:28:39,115 --> 01:28:41,075
so we don't get
in any more trouble?

1357
01:28:41,159 --> 01:28:43,411
Yeah. I can't afford
any more trouble.

1358
01:28:43,495 --> 01:28:44,621
Yeah.