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WOMAN:
There you are.
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I've been looking for you.
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Have you seen my other shoe?
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What?
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What?
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
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(39 potty.
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Scotty.
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Come on, boy. Scotty.
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Go potty, Scotty.
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[TOY SQUEAKING]
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Don't look at me like that.
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[TOY SQUEAKS]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yes?
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HARRY:
Great way to star': the day, right?
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I think I'm gonna puke.
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Mom said you went on a date last week.
How'd it go?
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It was okay.
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"Okay" as in you got laid?
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Harry.
What?
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She can't hear you.
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Don't you wanna have sex,
like, ever again in your life?
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Yes. I just don't think
that I'm the dating type.
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Girls only wanna sleep with me
because they read my book in high school.
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So?
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So they're not interested in me.
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They're interested
in some idea of me.
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That's why you should keep working out.
That way, they'll want you for your body.
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What does this thing
even do?
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It turns you into a god.
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Keep going.
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Hey, I had a weird dream last night.
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There was this girl and she was--
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What'd she look like?
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Just a normal girl.
Just a girl I made up.
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Well, what happened?
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She just talked to me.
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That's depressing.
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Actually, it was really nice.
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Seriously? You don't even get laid
in your dreams? That's...
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That's just sad.
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Hey, how's the new book coming along?
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I don't know. I get a good idea,
like why don't I write about my dad?
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And then, bam, I start thinking
that it's the stupidest thing ever.
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Who wants to read about,
"He was disappointed in me...
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...blah, blah, blah"?
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Also, I'm feeling ambivalent
about Scotty.
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Yeah, he slobbers. He chews things.
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He pees like a girl,
which makes me feel inadequate.
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He needs to go outside a lot, breaks up
my day. That's why I'm not writing.
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ROSENTHAL:
Do you think that's why you're not writing?
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CALVIN: No.
Why do think you're not writing?
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Can I have Bobby now?
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Do you need Bobby now?
Yes.
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Calvin...
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...when's the last time
you saw a friend?
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Harry. Yesterday.
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No, no.
Someone other than your brother.
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Uh, have you been giving Bobby
to your other patients?
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No, Bobby is just for you.
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Because he smells weird.
Calvin...
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...when you were deciding to get Scotty,
what did we talk about?
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What did you say your hopes were?
Do you remember?
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[WHISPERS]
That he would help me meet people.
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A little louder, please?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] That he would be
awesome and we'd take hikes and stuff.
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And people would stop to pet him,
and I would meet them.
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But Scotty gets scared
when people try to pet him.
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Does that embarrass you?
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No.
I wanna give you a writing assignment.
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I can't write.
Okay.
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This would just be for me.
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I'd like you to write a page...
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...about someone who sees Scotty
all slobbery and scared...
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...and likes him anyway,
just the way he is.
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You think you could
do that for me?
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Can it be bad?
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I'd like it to be very bad.
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[APPLAUSE]
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I first met Calvin
when he was 19 years old.
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And he'd already been at the top...
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...of The New York Times Best Seller list,
uh, for several months.
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And I remember thinking:
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"Who the fuck is this kid?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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And, uh, how can I go back in time
and be him?"
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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A high-school dropout
with acne still on his chin...
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...gave us what may very well become
a classic American novel.
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Since then, of course,
we've all enjoyed his shod stories...
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...uh, including last year's novella,
Breakfast for Dinner.
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But it was only when I sat down
and reread his novel...
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...now available in a beautiful
10th anniversary edition...
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...that, uh, I realized just how good a writer
Calvin Weir-Fields is.
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We are lucky to have him around.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Calvin Weir-Fields.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Phenomenal, man. Just brilliant.
Thank you. Thanks.
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Brilliant.
Thanks so much.
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MAN 1: Calvin.
Hi.
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You know that chapter where
Charlie goes to the whorehouse?
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Did you dress the whores blue because
it's the color of his mother's apron?
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I'm sorry--
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How did you know
where to send your manuscript?
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I looked it up.
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MAN 2:
Oh, of course.
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Is it weird for you that you
used to be so successful?
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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There's the man.
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Cyrus, you gotta remind me
about these things.
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You have to check
your messages, buddy.
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I would've worn something nicer.
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No one cares what you're wearing.
You are a genius.
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Don't use that word.
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MAN 1:
Mr. Perrotta, over here.
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LANGDON: Calvin always had talent.
MAN 2: Over here.
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LANGDON:
But that, unfortunately, is not enough.
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WOMAN: Langdon, right here!
LANGDON: All I did, really...
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...was guide him in the right direction
and, uh, like, pass the baton.
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Mabel.
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What?
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I'm Mabel.
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Oh, do I know you?
No, no.
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Do you want my number?
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LANGDON: It's a one-off, that book.
Great.
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It's the first album of an indie band.
Thank you.
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It has that sort of
unselfconscious verve...
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...that, um-- That you don't, uh...
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Then, of course, there's
the second album syndrome, which--
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We don't talk about that.
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Everyone loves this book,
but we wanna hear what you're doing now.
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What matters is right now.
What are you working on? Are you...?
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LANGDON:
They love you, then they throw you away.
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I mean, if I'm gonna include anybody...
LANGDON: It's actually easier...
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...if you've only ever been mediocre.
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If you've been at the top--
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Hi. Sorry.
WOMAN: Hi.
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LANGDON:
--it can kill you.
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Yeah, Salinger
had the right idea. He...
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Write what you can, then,
pssh, disappear, you know?
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So I've had a drink.
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But no coke. I didn't--
No coke.
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I didn't do any coke.
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Scotty?
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Scotty?
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Sorry I'm late, buddy.
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Scotty?
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Scotty, what the fuck?
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Oh.
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WOMAN:
She's so cute.
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CALVIN:
What?
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Your dog. She's so cute.
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Oh, he's a boy dog.
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He just peed like a girl.
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Have we met before?
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I don't think so.
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Do you mind if I draw him?
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Uh, but don't get too close.
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He's a little scared of people.
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You're an artist?
Yeah.
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I'm super good.
Really?
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What's your dog's name?
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Uh, Scotty.
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Are you Scottish?
No.
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I named him for F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Who?
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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The novelist.
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Great Gatsby.
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I don't read a lot of fiction.
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You've never heard of
F. Scott Fitzgerald?
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Why? Is he really famous
and important?
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Well, he's probably one of the greatest
novelists who ever lived.
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Isn't that disrespectful?
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What?
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Naming your dog after him?
It's a little disrespectful.
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No, it's a gesture.
Yeah, an aggressive gesture.
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Think about it. You're a novelist.
You think this guy's the greatest.
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So you name your dog after him
to cut him down to size.
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This way,
you can put him on a leash...
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...and yell "Bad Scotty"...
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...and feel all superior
because you pee inside.
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Kill your idols, man.
I'm all for it.
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All right. Scotty.
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Hang on.
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This is beautiful.
Yeah.
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Your dog might pee like a lady,
but I like him anyway.
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Hey, what did you just say?
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I like him just the way he is.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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"--Pooled into his eyes as though...
Rushed back like blood...
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Calvin flushed with..."
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You're a genius.
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ROSENTHAL:
I thought we weren't gonna use that word.
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You are really, really super fucking smart.
"I'd like it to be bad."
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I'm glad you found something
that inspires you.
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Inspires me?
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It overwhelms me.
I literally cannot sleep or eat.
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All I want I do is write.
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I mean, I almost didn't come here today
because I didn't wanna be away from her.
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Oh, God.
What?
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Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't say it out loud.
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It's too stupid.
I love it when you say stupid things.
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Oh, no, this is really profoundly stupid.
Okay.
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Ugh.
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Okay, so the guy I'm writing...
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Yeah, what's his name?
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Uh, Calvin.
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I'm gonna change it.
Uh, anyway, there's a lot of me in him.
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What I'm trying to say is...
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...it's almost like I'm writing
to spend time with her.
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Who?
The girl.
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The one I'm writing. it's--
I go to sleep at night...
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...just waiting to get to my typewriter
so I can be with her.
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It's like...
It's like I'm falling in love with her.
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That's wonderful.
I can't fall in love with a girl I write.
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Why not?
Because she's not real.
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Isn't she? Are you sure?
No. Yes.
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She's some motherfucking product
of my imagination!
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Oh, Lila treated me so badly.
I know.
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Who leaves someone after
their father dies?
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Someone who couldn't
love you properly.
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Someone who is a heartless slut.
Okay.
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Well, tell me about her.
I don't wanna talk about Lila anymore.
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Well, I meant this girl that you're writing.
Tell me about her.
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Rub)!-
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Ruby Sparks.
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Twenty-six years old.
Raised in Dayton, Ohio.
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ROSENTHAL: Why Dayton?
CALVIN: Sounds romantic.
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Ruby's first crushes were
Humphrey Bogart and John Lennon.
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Cried the day she found out
they were already dead.
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Ruby got kicked out of high school
for sleeping with her art teacher...
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...or maybe her Spanish teacher.
I haven't decided yet.
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Ruby can't drive.
She doesn't own a computer.
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She hates her middle name,
which is Tiffany.
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She always, always roots
for the underdog.
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She's complicated.
That's what I like best about her.
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Ruby's not so good at life sometimes.
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She forgets to open bills
or cash checks and...
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Her last boyfriend was 49.
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The one before that was an alcoholic.
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She can feel a change coming.
She's looking for it.
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ROSENTHAL:
Looking for what?
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CALVIN:
Something new.
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[CALVIN GRUNTS]
248
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,399
Feels good, right?
Can we stop a second?
249
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,360
Why? You all right?
250
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,567
Hey, Sue.
SUSIE: Yeah?
251
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,532
They didn't have paprika,
so I got cumin.
252
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,287
Shh, shh!
They're the same thing, right?
253
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,494
Miles went down.
If you wake him, I will beat you.
254
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,581
Calvin? You need to thank me
because I cleaned your oven.
255
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,370
Thank you, Susie.
Oh, my woman.
256
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,085
Okay. You're sweaty.
Get your mitts off of me.
257
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:02,363
Susie, did you happen to sha--?
You didn't tell me you were getting laid.
258
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,614
Harry.
I'm just saying.
259
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,652
He claims to be writing too much
to haul his ass to our house.
260
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,320
But turns out,
he's just getting too much poon.
261
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,411
SUSIE: Harry, I swear to God--
I'm not getting any poon.
262
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,325
Oh, yeah?
263
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,953
CALVIN: Whose is that?
You tell me.
264
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,207
Oh, my God. Scotty.
265
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,963
It's Scotty's?
CALVIN: No. Scotty--
266
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,253
Don't let the baby touch that.
Miles, don't--
267
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,889
Suse, he likes it.
SUSIE: No, he doesn't like it.
268
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,550
CALVIN: Scotty's been dragging them in.
He seems to love it.
269
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,810
He goes through
my weird neighbor's garbage.
270
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,267
So that's a random dirty bra?
HARRY: It's dirty.
271
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,976
That's gross.
You made him cough.
272
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,609
Calvin, don't put it away.
Throw it away.
273
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,065
I swear, if your mother knew--
274
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,321
Calvin, what is this?
HARRY: What's what?
275
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,653
Nothing.
Harry, get over here.
276
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,659
CALVIN:
Uh, please, don't.
277
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,366
Are these panties?
Fuck off.
278
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,497
I swear,
Scotty's been dragging them in.
279
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,908
Right. Scotty.
Shut up.
280
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,499
Calvin, throw these away.
281
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,426
Hey, Susie, I'm gonna check on Harry.
SUSIE: Okay.
282
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,684
Tell him we have to go soon.
CALVIN: Okay.
283
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,620
So?
284
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,698
Where do you see this going?
285
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,747
Well, I don't know. I just started.
286
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,879
HARRY:
This is a love story, right?
287
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,211
Who reads love stories?
288
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,875
Women.
289
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,921
And I'm telling you,
no woman's gonna wanna read this.
290
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,212
Why not? It's romantic.
291
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:54,555
Quirky, messy women whose problems
only make them endearing are not real.
292
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,352
Pefiod.
293
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,014
What do they say,
"write what you've been through"?
294
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,809
Write what you know.
Exactly. Write what you know.
295
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,648
I've known girls like Ruby.
Yeah?
296
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,187
Who?
297
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,942
Girls.
298
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,528
Lila?
Not fucking Lila.
299
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,864
You've had one relationship.
For five years.
300
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,246
You never even lived together.
301
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,333
I'm telling you, Calvin,
the honeymoon shit, it doesn't last.
302
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,746
I know that.
Women are different up close.
303
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,585
I love Susie...
304
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,712
...but she's a weirdo.
305
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:31,129
Sometimes, she's mean as fuck
for no reason.
306
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,547
She's a person.
307
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,593
You haven't written a person, okay?
308
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,183
You've written a girl.
All right, whatever.
309
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,815
Writers don't show their work
to people at this stage.
310
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,941
I might not even finish it.
311
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,895
Because--
And don't, like, tell people about it.
312
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,445
Listen. I'm not saying you can't write.
313
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,743
I'm Saying-"
314
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,406
...you don't know jack shit
about women.
315
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,583
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
316
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,796
Don't let those leftovers go to waste,
okay, skinny?
317
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,089
HARRY:
Gym tomorrow?
318
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,251
Uh, I'm seeing Cyrus.
319
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,137
Maybe Friday?
Fflday.
320
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,298
SUSIE: I know.
HARRY: You okay, bud?
321
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,716
SUSIE:
Yes.
322
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,335
CALVIN:
This thing is dripping everywhere.
323
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,672
How are you supposed to eat this thing?
324
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,767
What?
325
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,317
You're so not my type.
326
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,688
What do you mean I'm not your type?
327
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:18,824
I usually go for guys
who are a little more, um, assertive.
328
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,114
I'm assertive.
Ha, ha. No.
329
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,659
You're stubborn. That's different.
330
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,542
RUBY:
I had this one boyfriend...
331
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,752
...who told me I wasn't funny...
332
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,009
...but that I have a good sense
of humor...
333
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,670
...because I laughed at his jokes.
334
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,180
Why would you date a guy like that?
335
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:41,183
I was young.
You must have things you regret.
336
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,594
Not really.
337
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,354
Everything's been perfect so far.
Oh.
338
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:53,563
So that's what you're looking for
in a guy?
339
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,739
Douchiness?
340
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,078
RUBY:
I don't know.
341
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,831
I guess I was looking for you.
342
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,254
It just took me a while
to find you.
343
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,008
Jump!
Ruby
344
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,649
RUBY: What did you think
the first time you saw me?
345
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:38,112
CALVIN: I thought you were
the most beautiful girl I ever saw.
346
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,277
RUBY: Were you disappointed
when you got to know me?
347
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,616
CALVIN:
How can you ask that?
348
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,156
RUBY:
I'm such a mess.
349
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,996
CALVIN:
I love your mess.
350
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,750
RUBY:
The first time I saw you, I thought:
351
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,539
"Look at that boy.
352
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:59,463
I'm going to love him
forever and ever and ever."
353
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,472
CALVIN: What if you get sick of me?
RUBY: I won't.
354
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,805
I promise.
355
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,770
[PHONE RINGS]
356
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,935
Hello. Shit.
357
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,400
[PHONE RINGING]
358
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,156
Shit.
359
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,662
Hello. Damn it.
360
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,083
Okay. No.
361
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,744
[LINE RINGS]
362
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,584
CYRUS [OVER PHONE]: Hello.
Cyrus.
363
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,293
Where the fuck are you?
Uh, sorry.
364
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,754
I was writing, I fell asleep.
I'll be right there.
365
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,591
Look, if you aren't ready
to talk about this, it's fine.
366
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,847
No-- No, no.
I wanna show you what I have.
367
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,007
I think you're gonna be really excited.
368
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,348
Of course, I'll be excited. Okay, uh,
here's what I'll do. I'll push my lunch.
369
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:53,311
Okay. All right. Well, uh, if I leave now,
I should be there in 15 minutes.
370
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,647
All right.
If there isn't any traffic.
371
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,231
Oh, damn it. Scotty.
372
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,488
What?
Uh, nothing. Uh, my dog has to pee.
373
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,025
I'll, uh, put him in the backyard.
WOMAN: I'll take him out.
374
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,285
Great. Thank you.
CYRUS: Cal?
375
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,908
Cal?
376
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,701
Hello ?
377
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,041
I missed you in bed last night.
378
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,086
Did you get some good writing done?
CYRUS : Are you there?
379
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,871
Oh, God.
RUBY: Hey, you want a bite?
380
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,336
It's Crispix.
CYRUS : I think I lost him.
381
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,845
God, it's happening.
It's really happening this time.
382
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,298
They're gonna hospitalize me.
What's wrong?
383
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,469
They all thought I was so smart,
but it turns out I was just batshit.
384
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,888
Calvin?
What the fuck?
385
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,056
Calvin.
386
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:39,942
It's not real. It's not real.
387
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,606
It's not real.
388
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:45,822
Okay, you're dreaming.
389
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,362
You're dreaming.
390
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,121
You're dreaming...
391
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:53,034
...and you're going to wake up...
392
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,249
...right now.
393
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,771
Oh, shit.
394
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:25,571
Calvin? Are you mad at me?
CALVIN: Oh.
395
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,360
Oh, God. It's not real.
396
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:31,451
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.
397
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,283
Doctor...
398
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,493
[PANTING]
399
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,927
Hi, Dr. Rosenthal. It's Calvin Weir-Fields.
Something has come up...
400
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:49,465
...and I'd appreciate it if you called me
as soon as possible. Thank you.
401
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,817
Hey
Ruby?
402
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,732
Um...
403
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:13,410
I thought you might be hungry,
so I'm making you some eggs.
404
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,788
Mm.
405
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,581
What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.
406
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,420
Nothing, uh...
407
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,337
Are these, by any chance, yours?
408
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,097
Yeah, of course, they are.
409
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,012
Who else would they belong to?
410
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,306
Oh, my God.
411
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,147
Are you seeing someone else?
Oh, no.
412
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,979
No, no, no, I'm not...
413
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:44,771
I'm not seeing anyone
other than you.
414
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,903
Will you excuse me?
415
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,408
[WHISPERS] Remember how Dad used
to say I had an overactive imagination?
416
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,823
HARRY [OVER PHONE]:
Are you saying Ruby is in your house?
417
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,457
I started seeing her this morning.
418
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,211
It's like that movie Harvey,
except she's not a giant rabbit.
419
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,668
It's not like she knows
she's imaginary, either.
420
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,334
She thinks we're in the relationship
in my book.
421
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,049
It is freaking me out.
422
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,424
I'm in the middle of a meeting.
But this is an emergency.
423
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,057
I may be losing my mind.
424
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,054
Just give me one sec. Just...
Harry. Harry.
425
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,598
There's no possible way
that Ruby's in your house...
426
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,482
...because she's not a real person.
427
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:26,566
I know objectively she is not real,
but I'm telling you...
428
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,822
...I can see her, I can smell her.
429
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,733
When she touched me, I could feel it.
430
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:34,244
She's making eggs in my kitchen.
Actual eggs.
431
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,655
That's great.
432
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:39,746
[WHISPERS] Calvin, I am at work.
I'm in the middle of a very important meeting.
433
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,751
I cannot deal with your shit right now.
434
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,834
Listen to me.
I want you to leave the house...
435
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,921
...see a friend. A friend
who can't see your imaginary friend.
436
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,303
If this is still an issue tonight,
we'll talk, okay?
437
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:55,091
Okay. I'll phone a friend.
438
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,926
Sorry about that, I was--
439
00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:00,187
Kobe's having a barbecue this weekend.
You got plans this weekend?
440
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,938
It's Calvin.
441
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,600
Weir-Fields. From high school.
442
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,111
Yeah, the writer.
443
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,648
I sat next to you in Spanish class.
444
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,943
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
445
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:19,407
Uh, actually, I gotta go.
446
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,636
[TOY SQUEAKS]
447
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,778
Where are you going?
448
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,821
Out.
Where?
449
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,860
To the store.
450
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,787
What for?
451
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:01,074
To get some stuff.
452
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:04,084
Can I come?
No.
453
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,167
Why not?
Because.
454
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,548
Please?
No.
455
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,089
Please?
456
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,069
WOMAN [ON RADIO]:
--point-nine KCRVV.
457
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,074
Up next, tickets for KCRW members.
458
00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:39,282
If you haven't won anything from us
in the last 90 days...
459
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:43,119
I hear they're doing
a zombie film festival at the cemetery.
460
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:48,459
You wanna go? We could do a shot
every time someone gets bitten.
461
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,964
Okay. Bye.
462
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,625
Bye? Where are you going?
463
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,509
Nowhere.
464
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,214
Café Figaro. I've got this friend.
It won't take long.
465
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,927
What am I supposed to do?
466
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:04,311
Stay here. Enjoy the shops.
467
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,563
I'll be back soon.
468
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,441
When I didn't hear from you
right away...
469
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,103
...I figured you had lost my number
or something.
470
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,315
At least that's what my roommate said
must have happened.
471
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,323
Oh, no, I didn't lose your number.
Uh, actually the, uh, night I met you...
472
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,705
...I started writing something,
so that's been really consuming.
473
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,081
The night you met me?
474
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,083
Am I...?
475
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,745
Never mind. Ha, ha. Never mind.
476
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,709
Um, am I in it?
477
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,712
I can't really talk about it.
Right, of course.
478
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:39,255
But if I am, like, when it comes out
in stores and stuff...
479
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,220
...will you tell me which character I am?
You're not in it.
480
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,430
Right, but if I am?
481
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,682
I will let you know.
482
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,189
Okay. Awesome. Awesome.
483
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,235
[GIGGLES]
484
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,988
So, um, do you do this a lot?
485
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,741
Do what?
Meet up in the middle of the day for sex.
486
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,620
No. No, that's not--
I just wanted someone to talk to.
487
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,905
Oh.
488
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,996
Right. Right.
489
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,911
Well, men never
just wanna talk to women.
490
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,456
I do.
If you say so.
491
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,966
Uh, heh, are you even legal?
492
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:20,220
I mean, not to drink, but, yeah.
493
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,473
Of course. Do you, um...?
494
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,307
Do you wanna go someplace?
495
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,846
RUBY: Hi.
Sorry, what?
496
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,559
Do you wanna go to my place?
497
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,315
Hi.
Sorry.
498
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,817
RUBY: I'm sorry.
What's going on?
499
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,398
RUBY: Am I interrupting?
I thought I heard something.
500
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,818
Do you wanna get out of here?
RUBY: Calvin.
501
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:43,360
Do you know this girl?
Yeah. Hi, I'm Ruby, Calvin's girlfriend.
502
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,653
I don't think we've met.
503
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,830
Uh, no.
504
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,492
Um, I'm Mabel. I was just going.
505
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,753
You can see her?
Yeah, she can see me.
506
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,163
I can see her.
507
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,173
You can see her.
Let's not make this worse, all right?
508
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,835
Sorry, I didn't know.
Did Harry put you up to this?
509
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,003
What, your brother is in on this?
What?
510
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:05,094
Ruby, it was very nice meeting you.
Calvin, have fun writing.
511
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,183
Who the fuck was that?
512
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,185
Can you see her?
Calvin, who was that?
513
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,893
Can I see her?
Can he see me? What are you--? Stop.
514
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,477
WAITER:
What's wrong with you, man?
515
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:16,981
She's real.
516
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,488
Oh, no. Ruby!
517
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,484
Ruby! Rub)'-
518
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,152
Get away from me!
Ruby! Ruby!
519
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,616
Get
Ruby!
520
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,536
Ruby, please, listen to me.
Let go!
521
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,450
Stop!
Listen to me. Calm down. Ruby.
522
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,209
Get away from me!
MAN: Hey, you okay?
523
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,915
You want me to call the police?
524
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:38,332
RUBY: No. Thank you.
He's just being a complete asshole.
525
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:39,715
Are you sure?
526
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,214
Yeah.
527
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,425
Thank you, I'm fine.
528
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,176
Ru by.
You stay away.
529
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,018
God, I should have known.
You've been acting like such a freak-- Stop!
530
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,477
Let go of me!
531
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:55,686
Put me down!
532
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,396
Put me down or I'm gonna scream!
533
00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,560
Ru by,
Stop it!
534
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,900
Put me down!
Ruby?
535
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,564
Oh, my God, stop! Ow!
536
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,575
Shh! Stop it. Oh, do not bite.
Do not bite.
537
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,361
Listen to me. Shh, shh.
538
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,246
There is a lot that is new here,
more than I can tell you.
539
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,407
I'm having trouble processing it all,
okay?
540
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:14,292
Then talk to me about it.
541
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,249
Don't go on a date with another girl.
542
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,254
I wasn't on a date.
543
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:22,092
What is going on with you?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
544
00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:27,431
Oh, I'm just having trouble...
545
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,968
...wrapping my head
around the reality of this situation.
546
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,520
That you're here.
547
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,312
That you're real.
548
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:43,443
It all seems pretty incredible.
549
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,404
What?
550
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,371
Kiss me, stupid.
551
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,633
Holy shit.
552
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,143
[ALL SCREAMING]
553
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,100
[PLASTIC BERTRAND'S "CQA PLANE
POUR MOI" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
554
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,735
Mm.
555
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:53,910
Look, I know it's a lot to take in,
but you have to believe me.
556
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,161
She's real.
557
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,869
I don't know how or why...
558
00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:02,252
...but she's here and she's real.
559
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,957
And I like it.
560
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,921
"Real" as in other people can see her.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
561
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,054
We've been to restaurants.
We take Scotty for walks in the park.
562
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:18,515
People talk to her. She's very friendly.
That's impossible.
563
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,021
It's apparently not.
564
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,314
What does Dr. Rosenthal say?
565
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,535
Are you fucking serious?
566
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,288
People have shrinks
for when they start seeing things.
567
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,538
I'm not seeing things.
568
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,951
Calvin, call him.
I can't.
569
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,787
I told him when she was a character.
He won't understand.
570
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:48,423
Call him or I'm telling Mom.
He'll think I'm crazy.
571
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,083
You might be crazy.
572
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,469
The situation is crazy.
573
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,049
I am not.
574
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,298
[WHISPERS]
Do you hear--? Hi.
575
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,718
Do you hear yourself? Do you?
Do you hear yourself? Really?
576
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:05,315
There's no way that you're sleeping
with a girl that you made up.
577
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,991
Hey, so, uh, she doesn't know
that I wrote her...
578
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,576
...so don't say anything
about the manuscript, okay?
579
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,537
Yeah, okay.
580
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:27,003
Hi, Ruby. Great to meet you.
Can we call the doctor now?
581
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,505
Harry.
RUBY: Calvin!
582
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,210
Oof! Hey.
583
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,216
What took you so long?
584
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,254
Hey, Ruby, this is my brother, Harry.
Hey.
585
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,969
Harry. Hi.
Hi.
586
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,429
Hi. It's great to meet you.
Hi.
587
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,894
I've heard so much about you
from Calvin.
588
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,726
You're Ruby.
589
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,266
You're Harry.
590
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,981
The painter from Dayton, Ohio.
591
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,362
Yep
Yep
592
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,739
Are you staying for supper?
I'm making meat loaf.
593
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,196
She's an amazing cook.
594
00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,696
Yeah. Can I talk to you a second?
Outside?
595
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,159
Okay.
596
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,834
What did you do? Hire some actress?
Craigslist? This isn't funny.
597
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,468
I told you, she just appeared.
598
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,880
You're a writer, not Ricky Jay.
I know that.
599
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,346
There's gotta be some logical explanation.
Love isn't logical.
600
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,886
No, but you know what is?
Physics. Or metaphysics.
601
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,225
People don't appear out of thin air.
She did.
602
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,559
How?
I don't know how.
603
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,565
It's love. It's magic.
604
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,317
Okay.
What are you doing?
605
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,819
Don't
Calling your doctor
606
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,524
Harry. Harry.
Give me that.
607
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:37,736
We might-- Give me the phone.
Harry, listen to me, please.
608
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,327
Remember what you told me
when you met Susie?
609
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:44,410
I certainly didn't pretend I invented her.
You said that she was your dream girl.
610
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,574
That's what happened to me.
Heh-heh-heh.
611
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,038
Harry, don't laugh at me.
612
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,624
Has it occurred to you
that she might be an imposter?
613
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:54,542
Some girl wanted to get close to you,
somehow got her hands on what you wrote.
614
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,755
You're the only one
who's read my manuscript.
615
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,717
So unless you're playing some joke--
Okay, okay, okay.
616
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:03,474
Let's say you created this person.
Everything you wrote about her came true.
617
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,261
Even the smallest things?
Yes.
618
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:09,727
Have you tried writing more?
No.
619
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,941
Write something about her.
620
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,106
Why? She's perfect.
621
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,442
Write something about her,
see if it comes true.
622
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,403
If it does, then you're right
and this is a fucking miracle.
623
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:20,783
And if nothing happens...
624
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:24,788
...maybe we go to the police.
625
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:33,038
Don't call--
Just go in there and act normal. Go up.
626
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,376
You act normal.
I'm not gonna say--
627
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,547
[HOLDEN'S "UNE FRACTION DE SECONDE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
628
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:51,060
We're gonna go upstairs
and check on something, uh, online.
629
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,316
Were you guys
getting stoned out there?
630
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,945
Okay, here's where I left off.
631
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,868
It has to be something
we notice right away, okay?
632
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:09,158
Something obvious.
633
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:13,503
What she's wearing?
Yes. Yes.
634
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,163
What she's wearing.
635
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,508
What was she wearing?
636
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,927
Was it pink?
637
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,515
I got it.
638
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,013
Okay. Okay.
639
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,104
[WHISPERS]
Write that she speaks fluent French.
640
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,018
Yeah, just put it down.
641
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:40,359
I'll do it.
I-- Shh.
642
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,875
[TYPEWRITER DINGS]
643
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,882
[RUBY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
644
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,397
RAUGHS]
645
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,187
[CHUCKLES]
646
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,687
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
647
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:24,073
[HARRY & RUBY LAUGH]
648
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,947
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
649
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,745
RAUGHS]
650
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:32,373
I'll be right back. I have to do something.
No, wait, hold it.
651
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,877
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
652
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,717
Calvin.
653
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,638
Bottle of vino.
654
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:59,938
Great. Your brother looks like
he could use a drink.
655
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:09,904
I have to say,
that's the best meat loaf I've ever had.
656
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,446
Thank you.
657
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,955
It's a family recipe.
658
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,412
I can't really take credit.
659
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,704
So your-- Your family's in Ohio?
660
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:22,712
Yeah. Actually, my parents died
when I was a baby in an accident...
661
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,717
...and I got moved around a lot.
662
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,128
I guess the habit stuck.
663
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:29,969
I've lived in nine cities in six years, so--
Nine?
664
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:33,305
Yeah.
Wow, that's a lot of cities.
665
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,142
I'm so sorry. I'm totally
monopolizing this conversation.
666
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,398
No. This is fascinating.
667
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,558
Please, keep going. Please.
668
00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,319
What nice boys.
669
00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:47,278
Your mom must be so proud.
It's hard to raise a decent guy.
670
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,785
Oh, I think a person would have to do
something pretty amazing...
671
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,445
...to produce a good woman.
672
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,205
Okay. Great.
673
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,742
Uh, you guys like each other.
I think Harry has to go now.
674
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,001
Right, buddy?
675
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,084
He can be such a control freak, right?
676
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,383
CALVIN: I'll be right back.
RUBY: Good night.
677
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,091
HARRY: See you soon, I hope.
Hey. So?
678
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,347
Get in the car.
What?
679
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,762
Get in the car.
Why? What...?
680
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,097
[CAR ALARM CHIRPING]
681
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:21,024
HARRY:
That was insane!
682
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,273
Harry--
This is insane.
683
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,187
You manifested a woman with your mind.
684
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,407
Mom's gonna fucking freak.
Whoa, you can't tell Mom.
685
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,159
Why not? She loves all this New Age shit.
Seriously...
686
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:35,197
...you can't tell anybody.
Not Mom, not Susie. No one.
687
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,537
This is amazing. How can I not tell?
They'll think she's a freak.
688
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,545
We're gonna pretend she's your girlfriend?
She is my girlfriend.
689
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,090
Seriously?
690
00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,251
Why not?
Your girlfriend.
691
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,715
Stranger things have happened.
I don't think so.
692
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:55,976
I think this is pretty much the strangest
thing that's ever happened, ever.
693
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,977
You gonna marry her?
Have kids with her?
694
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,060
I don't know.
But wouldn't that be like incest?
695
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,475
Or mind-cest?
I don't care.
696
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,981
I love her.
697
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,070
Please don't ruin this for me.
698
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,527
Promise me, no one.
699
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,532
Fine.
700
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,196
Thank you.
701
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:24,288
Oh, hey, so you can,
like, change her.
702
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,589
I guess.
703
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:35,306
You could, like, tweak things
if you wanted.
704
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,683
Tweak? What do you mean?
705
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,391
I don't know, like anything.
Big tits, long legs--
706
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:43,602
I like her little legs.
Know how many times I wanted a button...
707
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,483
...to make Susie stop doing
all the annoying shit she does?
708
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,441
I mean, you could get blowjobs
whenever you wanted.
709
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:50,947
Ruby loves giving blow jobs.
710
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,403
Now, but what about
in a couple months or days?
711
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:56,365
Women are mysterious creatures.
I still look at Susie like:
712
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,279
"Who are you? Who are you?"
713
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:01,450
I know Ruby, Harry. I wrote her.
714
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,960
So you can make her,
like, do anything.
715
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,836
For men everywhere...
716
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,594
...tell me you're not gonna
let that go to waste.
717
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,808
I will never write about her again.
718
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:30,315
RUBY:
Calvin?
719
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,650
H93'-
720
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,489
So did he like me?
721
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,867
He loved you.
722
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,450
Stop, stop, S'toP-
723
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,823
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
724
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,738
Hey, if it's my mom, please don't--
725
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,077
GERTRUDE [OVER PHONE]:
Hello?
726
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,742
Hello, is anyone there? I don't--
727
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,035
Hi, Mom.
728
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:31,832
Oh, hi, sweetie. Hi.
I wasn't sure you were there.
729
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,625
What do you want, Mom?
730
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,465
I was wondering if
you're gonna make it up this weekend.
731
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,221
I told you we can't this weekend.
We're busy.
732
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,007
Oh, with what?
[MOUTHS] Busy with what?
733
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,392
GERTRUDE: Your brother says
you haven't been writing.
734
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:46,179
He doesn't know.
You've been with this girl for months.
735
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:49,474
I haven't even met her.
I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.
736
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,768
What? No. I mean, yes.
737
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:54,403
So when can I meet her?
Soon.
738
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:57,406
Next weekend?
Harry and Susie will be here.
739
00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,566
[MOUTHS]
Come on, please?
740
00:46:58,733 --> 00:46:59,859
Look, we have plans.
741
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:02,404
I'm gonna call you later, okay?
I'm driving.
742
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,581
Why can't we go to Big Sur?
743
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:09,244
Uh, well, we'd have to find someone
to watch Scotty.
744
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:10,912
We could take him with us.
745
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,955
I don't know. Mort...
746
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,874
Their house is weird.
747
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,418
You don't want me
to meet your mom.
748
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:18,757
Of course,
I want you to meet my mom.
749
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,388
I'll invite her down for Christmas, okay?
750
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:29,807
Hey, you know that coffee shop
on Dwyer? The new one?
751
00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:31,599
Yes.
752
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:36,563
I was thinking maybe
I could try to get a job there.
753
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,116
Well, I told you, I'm happy
to support you while you paint.
754
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,195
Honey, I'm soft of tired.
755
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,614
Okay.
756
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,783
Let's turn out the light, then.
757
00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:02,259
RUBY: It's just, maybe if I wasn't around,
you could get more writing done.
758
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:05,470
Weren't you working on something
when we first met?
759
00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,145
Calvin?
760
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,283
What are you doing?
761
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,696
Just packing for Big Sur.
762
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,581
Really?
763
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,162
Yeah.
764
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,830
[GIGGLES]
765
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,377
Wow, look at this place.
766
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,089
All right, this is it.
767
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:24,379
You asked for it.
768
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,923
You have nothing
to worry about.
769
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,475
Look, why don't we stay
somewhere else tonight?
770
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:37,399
Just you and me. There's a thousand
bed-and-breakfasts around.
771
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:40,061
Honey, it's gonna be great.
It could be romantic.
772
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:42,321
GERTRUDE: Finally.
Hi.
773
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,027
You're here!
Hi.
774
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,237
Hi.
Hi.
775
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:46,571
CALVIN: Okay.
Hi, Scotty.
776
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,783
Hi. Come on. Come on, Scotty.
CALVIN: Okay.
777
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,197
Hi.
Hello. Hi.
778
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,990
Hi. I'm Ruby.
Hi, Ruby.
779
00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:54,500
Hi.
780
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:58,629
Wow, your garden is so amazing.
781
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:01,381
All the plants have medicinal purposes.
782
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,089
CALVIN: Medicinal.
GERTRUDE: Yeah.
783
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,549
RUBY:
That is very cool.
784
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,220
Whoa.
785
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,306
This is incredible.
Yeah.
786
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:17,019
He started it in 1980
and he just keeps adding to it.
787
00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,229
It's his masterpiece.
788
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:20,938
Mort built all of this?
Yeah.
789
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,945
Can you believe it?
Yes, I can.
790
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:28,447
And this is where we live.
791
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,612
RUBY:
Oh, my God.
792
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,406
This is so beautiful.
793
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,995
Wow.
794
00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:38,707
I feel like I'm in some kind of temple.
795
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:43,500
Oh, my God,
I can't believe you said that.
796
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:47,091
Calvin, she is so intuitive.
What? What? What?
797
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:50,382
Mort got this wood from Amish land.
It was blessed.
798
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:53,802
And the bricks come from an old
Catholic school that was torn down.
799
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:55,345
That's incredible.
800
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,513
Stairway, bedroom.
801
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,808
That's where Harry will sleep.
802
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,976
This is my study. Don't go in there.
803
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,645
I'm re-alphabetizing.
804
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,525
And this is where you'll be sleeping.
805
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,868
RUBY:
Oh, it's like a little nest.
806
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,122
Uh, Mom, we're in here?
There are no doors.
807
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,784
No one's interested
in your business, honey.
808
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,293
[CHUCKLES]
809
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,704
Well, this is the bathroom.
810
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,497
We have our own well.
811
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,211
[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
812
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:27,797
This is Mort's workshop!
813
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,719
He makes driftwood furniture!
814
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,303
Mort!
815
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:38,266
Mort, honey, they're here!
816
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,181
Hey!
817
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:42,141
Welcome!
818
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,859
MORT:
That's a good boy, good boy.
819
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,988
GERTRUDE: He is such a good boy.
So, Ruby...
820
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:48,989
...did you go to art school?
821
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:50,650
No, I didn't train formally.
822
00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,944
I just sort of picked things up
here and there.
823
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,740
That's right. Just do it.
You learn more that way, eh?
824
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,873
I mean, look at Calvin, eh?
825
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,411
Right, hijo mio? Ha-ha-ha.
826
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,875
Um, Mort, could you
not feed Scotty?
827
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:06,541
Aw, don't worry. He loves it.
It'll upset his stomach.
828
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,335
Dogs love human food.
They do.
829
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:11,128
CALVIN: No, they don't.
MORT: They do.
830
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,842
I painted when I was young.
831
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,302
RUBY: Did you?
Yeah.
832
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,388
Calvin never told me.
833
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,268
GERTRUDE:
Well, their father didn't approve.
834
00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:19,895
Because she painted porn.
835
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,806
Nudes.
In positions.
836
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,440
It was basically porn.
837
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:26,398
I think they are very sexy, Harry.
838
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,734
Mort's been encouraging me
to take it up again.
839
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,195
You should do it, Mama.
You're very good at it.
840
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:33,951
Lovey.
841
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,362
You're good at everything.
GERTRUDE: Lovey.
842
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,996
MORT:
Everything is so good, Mama.
843
00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,207
GERTRUDE: Oh, sweetie.
MORT: So good.
844
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:41,618
CALVIN: Okay.
SUSIE: Let's go, let's go.
845
00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:43,411
One minute left. One minute.
846
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,669
RUBY & SUSIE:
First word!
847
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:45,954
A little word.
No, big word.
848
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:47,919
Uh, if. It's.
Uh, and.
849
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,174
It's.
Uh, the, the, the.
850
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,085
RUBY: Well, uh--
What.
851
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:52,966
What.
What?
852
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,254
RUBY & SUSIE:
What.
853
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:57,095
[IN UNISON]
What.
854
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,009
SUSIE: Thank you, Mort.
You're on our team.
855
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,723
RUBY: Second word.
You're on our team.
856
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:02,479
[MORT LAUGHING]
857
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,891
RUBY: Uh, redwoods.
HARRY: They're not gonna get it.
858
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:06,434
You and me. Not them. Us.
Us.
859
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,647
RUBY: We, uh--
SUSIE: Us.
860
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:08,936
SUSIE:
A girl's, uh...
861
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,276
The T's and butt, um--
Ugh!
862
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:12,906
Babies! Girls?
Oh, boy.
863
00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:14,112
Women!
Women?
864
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,277
SUSIE: "What women."
Mort.
865
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,537
RUBY & SUSIE:
"What women."
866
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,039
What Women Want?
What Women Want.
867
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,619
[CHEERING]
868
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,955
MORT:
Oh, they won!
869
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,371
What Women Want? Who picks that?
Come over here.
870
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,289
You're so good.
Mort? He picked it?
871
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:30,958
MORT:
I love you. Oh, my God. You win the prize.
872
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,627
SUSIE: Yeah.
HARRY: Yeah?
873
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,216
I'm a traitor.
CALVIN: But that was against the rules!
874
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,801
[MORT SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
875
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,137
[WHISPERS]
Calvin.
876
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:41,769
Calvin.
877
00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:43,600
I forgot to tell you.
878
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:48,313
Your mom said that she was gonna
teach me how to bake a pie.
879
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:53,072
She says we can just go out in the garden
and pick the berries ourselves.
880
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:56,074
Isn't that amazing?
881
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,661
She didn't used to be like this.
882
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,576
Like what?
883
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:08,709
When Dad was around,
she wore polo shifts and cooked meat.
884
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,249
It's like she's been brainwashed.
885
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:16,170
I think she and Mort seem really happy.
886
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,306
RUBY: Ah!
MORT: Calvin!
887
00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:28,690
SUSIE: Watch out!
MORT: Come on!
888
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:31,352
MORT: Come down here!
HARRY: Hey, Calvin!
889
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:34,029
RUBY:
Calvin! Calvin!
890
00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:35,690
HARRY: Let's go!
SUSIE: Watch out!
891
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,076
HARRY: The water's great, man, come on.
RUBY: It's beautiful!
892
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,360
No, thanks.
893
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:43,706
Oh, it's so fun.
You're missing out.
894
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,491
I promised Langdon
I'd finish his book.
895
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,993
Why don't you
come up here with me?
896
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,958
MORT:
Okay, enjoy yourself!
897
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,497
SUSIE:
Mort, be careful.
898
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:54,041
Asteroid!
899
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,926
[SUSIE SHRIEKS]
900
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,174
MORT & RUBY:
Yeah!
901
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,715
MORT: Yeah!
HARRY: That was beautiful.
902
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,891
Now do it with me. Do it with me.
903
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:16,317
GERTRUDE:
Calvin, honey?
904
00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,984
Are you okay?
905
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,904
Yeah. I'm fine.
906
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,368
Okay.
907
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:27,829
I'm really glad you brought her.
908
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,834
It means a lot to me.
909
00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:32,997
Okay.
910
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:36,167
Dinner's in a half hour.
911
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,930
MORT:
But, hey, Harry, Harry, Harry.
912
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:45,343
You wanna see my impression of Scotty?
Yeah.
913
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,268
RAUGHS]
914
00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:49,270
SUSIE:
That makes me laugh.
915
00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:52,148
Wanna see my impression of Scotty
when he's really angry?
916
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:53,524
HARRY:
Yeah.
917
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,269
SUSIE:
That's so wrong.
918
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,403
[LAUGHING]
919
00:55:57,563 --> 00:55:58,940
He's an intellectual.
920
00:55:59,106 --> 00:56:00,733
[LAUGHING]
921
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:03,614
RUBY:
Oh, that is good.
922
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,404
Uh, don't make fun of Scotty.
923
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,743
[LAUGHING]
924
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,408
Oh, calm down.
925
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,454
Hey, come on. Take it.
SUSIE: Oh, my God. You look so cute here.
926
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:15,122
HARRY: That was such a classic.
I told you I don't want it.
927
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:19,135
You should try it. It's really mellow.
MORT: It's all right. He doesn't need it.
928
00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:22,258
His brain is big enough.
Yeah, no, it's big.
929
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,298
It's so big, he can--
930
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,343
Just with his thoughts, he can just--
He thinks it and:
931
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,635
[MIMICS EXPLOSION]
932
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,054
Harry?
HARRY: Just...
933
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,268
HARRY: Just...
SUSIE: Honey, not here.
934
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:35,310
One thought.
I mean, he just can just, poof.
935
00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:37,978
He just, poof.
Harry, I think you've had enough.
936
00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,397
SUSIE: Oh.
Ha-ha-ha.
937
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:43,488
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about I love you.
938
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,995
HARRY: What?
SUSIE: Yay, someone is ready for bed.
939
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,156
HARRY: Yeah, I'm definitely ready.
SUSIE: Let's go.
940
00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:50,791
Well, this was a great dinner.
941
00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,496
ALL:
Ooh!
942
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,253
Here, let me-- Let me help you.
You know what, Mort?
943
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,835
I think you've done plenty.
Uh...
944
00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:00,008
MORT: Yeah. Good night.
HARRY: Great, great.
945
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,384
You okay?
Yeah, you okay?
946
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:03,011
Go.
CALVIN: I'm fine.
947
00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:04,296
HARRY:
Big Sur, everybody.
948
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:08,184
SUSIE: Come on, crazy.
HARRY: I love this place. Love you.
949
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:12,563
I think I'm gonna go inside
and, uh, talk to him.
950
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:14,314
Okay.
951
00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:18,898
[CHUCKLES]
952
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:20,108
I'm sorry.
953
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,984
No, it's okay.
954
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,866
As long as I know
he isn't like this all the time.
955
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:27,286
He isn't.
Oh.
956
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,866
Good.
957
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,912
Ah.
958
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,090
Look.
959
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,884
RUBY: Is that you?
GERTRUDE: Heh, yes.
960
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,670
Wow.
And that was Jack.
961
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,264
He's so handsome.
962
00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:51,052
Yes, and very, very serious,
just like Calvin.
963
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:53,012
He was a golfer?
CALVIN: Ruby?
964
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,435
MORT: Wha--? Hey.
Ruby, bed.
965
00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:56,644
RUBY: Right now?
Yes.
966
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,730
Why won't you take it?
967
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,394
I want you to have it.
968
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,235
What's going on?
Calvin won't accept my present.
969
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:05,570
Why not?
970
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,656
Mort works hard on his furniture.
MORT: Yeah.
971
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:12,414
I call it the Lone Pine.
That's beautiful.
972
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:16,247
Don't you like it?
Of course he does. It's a great chair.
973
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:19,163
Come on, sit down, sit down.
Just feel the wood.
974
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,922
Calvin...
975
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,571
RUBY [SINGING]:
Skinnamarinky dinky dink
976
00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:46,198
Dinky do
977
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,781
I love you
978
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:52,196
Skinnamarinky dinky dink
979
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,909
Dinky do
980
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,791
I love you
981
00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,461
I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon
982
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,293
Honey, I'm trying to read.
983
00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:16,637
CALVIN:
Ru by?
984
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:23,314
You read your stupid book
all weekend.
985
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:27,860
Your mom and Mort were trying so hard.
986
00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:29,821
CALVIN:
I'm sorry.
987
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:44,255
You don't have any friends.
988
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,003
I have you.
989
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,753
I don't need anyone else.
990
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,676
That's a lot of pressure.
991
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:58,850
I'm so lonely.
No. Don't say that. Please.
992
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,016
What do we do?
993
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,154
How do we make it better?
994
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:12,276
Maybe I could take an art class.
Great.
995
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:16,538
An art class. Get out of the house.
It's good.
996
01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:21,911
And I think I should start spending
some nights at my apartment again.
997
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,337
Your apartment?
998
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,040
One night a week.
999
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,672
As an experiment.
1000
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,056
Okay.
1001
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,939
Hi, Scotty. Come here.
1002
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,198
[SCOTTY BARKS]
1003
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,871
RUBY:
The teacher's just amazing.
1004
01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:03,035
It's kind of an older group,
but the talent level's really high.
1005
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,837
I think I'm gonna learn a lot.
1006
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,215
How was your night?
Terrible.
1007
01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:14,220
I'm sorry.
1008
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:17,383
I don't think this experiment
is gonna work for me.
1009
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:21,599
There has to be space
in the relationship.
1010
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,935
Otherwise,
it's like we're the same person.
1011
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,152
Listen, it's one night a week.
I think you can handle it.
1012
01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:31,771
I've gotta take a shower.
1013
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,446
Come on, baby.
1014
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,418
[ANDREA BOCELLl'S "LA DONNA E MOBILE"
PLAYING ON RADIO]
1015
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,257
[PHONE RINGING]
1016
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,466
Hello?
1017
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,723
RUBY [OVER PHONE]: Hi.
Hi. Where are you?
1018
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:03,809
Um, a bunch of people from class
decided to go out, so we're at this bar.
1019
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,563
When you coming home?
1020
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,100
I don't know. We just got here.
1021
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,356
Icooked.
1022
01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:14,489
Sorry, no. You know,
I think that we're just gonna eat here.
1023
01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:16,491
I mean, we already ordered, so...
1024
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,904
So when are you coming home?
1025
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:25,451
I don't know. Your place is kind of far
and we're drinking, so...
1026
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:30,001
You know, I might be kind of late.
1027
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:32,632
Why don't we just see each other
tomorrow?
1028
01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:39,214
Calvin?
Yeah.
1029
01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:43,810
Okay. Um, have a great time.
1030
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,653
[PHONE RINGS]
1031
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,028
RUBY [OVER PHONE]:
Calvin, I wanna come home.
1032
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:29,992
No.
I have to pee.
1033
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,126
S'l3Y-
1034
01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:01,281
I miss you right now.
1035
01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,784
Oh, Calvin.
1036
01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,951
LINUS [ON TV]: I'd rather not talk about it.
SABRINA: I'm sorry.
1037
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,169
I always thought you walked alone.
1038
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:18,499
No man walks alone from choice.
1039
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,918
[PHONE RINGING]
1040
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:23,178
Where are you going?
To get the phone.
1041
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:25,384
Can I come with you?
1042
01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:43,156
Two for the 7:45.
1043
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,988
WOMAN:
It's sold out. There's a 9:00.
1044
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,487
Take a walk first?
1045
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:51,656
Two for the 9.
1046
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,384
Look at this.
1047
01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:08,423
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1048
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,182
CALVIN:
Hello?
1049
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,267
CYRUS [OVER PHONE]:
Look who answered their phone.
1050
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,774
Cyrus, hey. Sorry, I've been busy.
1051
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:21,232
No worries, man. Busy writing?
Uh,yeah.
1052
01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,489
Yeah? Good, that's great.
I keep telling them you're working on it
1053
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,196
The publishers are getting anxious
about the new book--
1054
01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,405
Right, the new book.
1055
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:32,243
You seemed excited about it a while back--
I'm out right now--
1056
01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,079
Any progress since then?
Can I give them some time line--?
1057
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:38,040
Cyrus, I'm gonna call you back.
What?
1058
01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:42,044
Ru by?
1059
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,010
Ru by!
1060
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,845
Ru by!
1061
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:07,445
Hey. Hey, hey. What happened?
I turned around and you were gone.
1062
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,826
You let go of my hand.
I-- What?
1063
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,827
You let go of my hand.
1064
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:15,616
What--? I had to pick up
the phone.
1065
01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:18,376
I know, but you let go.
Ruby.
1066
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:22,631
You didn't even notice I was gone.
1067
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:24,708
Rub)!-
1068
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,878
Sweetie, you have to calm down.
1069
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,888
[SOBBING]
1070
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:34,517
I'm gonna get you some water, okay?
No.
1071
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:37,228
No.
I'll be right back.
1072
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:38,889
[CRYING]
1073
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,453
[TYPEWRITER DINGS]
1074
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,618
[THUMPING]
1075
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,717
[GIGGLES THEN GRUNTS]
1076
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,877
Hi, dummy.
1077
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,757
Hi.
1078
01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:15,679
[RUBY LAUGHS]
1079
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:21,440
Aah, he's chasing me.
Ha-ha-ha. No.
1080
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:25,268
Miles. Yay, Miles.
1081
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,483
Thanks.
RUBY: He's a water baby.
1082
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,693
Can I ask something?
RUBY: I'm coming to get you.
1083
01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:31,028
Shoot.
1084
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,654
What if I told you I was writing again?
RUBY: Oh, no, he kicked me.
1085
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:36,992
Hey, that's fantastic.
1086
01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,200
What's it about?
Um...
1087
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,119
Writing again.
1088
01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:46,085
RUBY:
All right! Meow! Meow! Meow!
1089
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:48,500
Oh. Hi.
How's it going?
1090
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,713
RUBY:
Good.
1091
01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:51,799
Her tits?
No.
1092
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,964
She wasn't happy.
1093
01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:58,513
So I made her happy...
RUBY: I'm a queen!
1094
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,519
...and now she's like this
all the time.
1095
01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:01,725
[RUBY GIGGLING]
1096
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,479
What are you asking me?
If it's moral? I don't know.
1097
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,357
It's obviously working.
1098
01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:09,987
Think of it like Prozac.
1099
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,817
But how do I know it's real?
It's not, okay? She's not.
1100
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,860
She I-- She was.
1101
01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,825
RUBY:
Oh, no.
1102
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,706
I want to be what's making her happy...
RUBY: I love you, baby.
1103
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,742
...without making her happy.
1104
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,625
So write "Ruby went back to normal."
No big deal.
1105
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,336
RUBY:
I'm a puppy dog swimming in the water.
1106
01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:30,500
I think she was gonna
leave me before.
1107
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:34,547
Help. Help. Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
1108
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,685
Susie left once.
1109
01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:44,222
When? Why didn't you
tell me?
1110
01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:46,608
You had a lot going on.
1111
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:47,767
And she came back.
1112
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,858
But I still think about it.
1113
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,897
I could lose her any moment.
1114
01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,874
RAUGHS]
1115
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:16,133
Step on a crack,
break your mother's back.
1116
01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,681
I'm thinking about
going away for a few months.
1117
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:25,848
By myself.
Where do you wanna go?
1118
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,361
I don't know.
Um, somewhere far.
1119
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:36,115
You could send me postcards.
I love getting mail.
1120
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:41,117
Or I might hole up here in the house,
not even go outside.
1121
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,781
Cool.
1122
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,791
We could build a pillow fort.
1123
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,419
[LAUGHING]
1124
01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:26,871
MAN [ON TV]: This is your proving ground.
Start with you, Michelle.
1125
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,411
MICHELLE: Yes.
MAN: You have a superior walk.
1126
01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:31,921
I can see you doing runway, but...
MICHELLE: Thank you.
1127
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:34,081
What are you doing?
We have Langdon's party.
1128
01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:35,875
Who?
Langdon Tharp.
1129
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:39,046
The writer. His book party's tonight.
Hey, I was watching that.
1130
01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,556
Yeah, for days.
It's a marathon.
1131
01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:44,308
You were always asking me
to make plans for us. I did.
1132
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:48,222
Don't quote me to myself.
I am allowed to change my mind.
1133
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:52,642
I don't want to fight about this.
Fine, great! Let's ignore it, then.
1134
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,358
WOMAN [ON TV]: Now look at Sheila.
Sheila has such a unique look.
1135
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,364
MAN: And I think that's wonderful.
We've all noticed it.
1136
01:12:00,107 --> 01:12:01,825
We love your energy.
1137
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:05,113
WOMAN: Sally made a really interesting
choice using that big tease...
1138
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:06,371
...but it was too much.
1139
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:09,080
She's not afraid to be bold.
1140
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,921
I'm sorry.
1141
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:25,137
Everything's been so
up and down lately, you know?
1142
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:30,855
It's like my internal compass
is just gone.
1143
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,777
Maybe I should talk to someone.
1144
01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,940
You used to see someone, didn't you?
1145
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:42,484
Uh, Dr. Rosenthal.
1146
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,448
Maybe you should go back.
1147
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:48,455
I thought we were
talking about you.
1148
01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:53,165
Yeah, yeah, we are.
1149
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:57,586
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I just need to get out.
1150
01:12:57,748 --> 01:13:00,422
See people. Be social.
1151
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,804
This party's gonna be fun.
1152
01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:09,476
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
OVER SPEAKERS]
1153
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:12,514
WARREN:
Langdon. Hey, Langdon, hey.
1154
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,398
LANGDON:
Welcome to my cult.
1155
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:17,686
Cal, you have to talk to Adam and Mandi.
Who?
1156
01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:20,731
Adam and Mandi. The producers
who wanna take over your option.
1157
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,616
Please, check your messages.
Cyrus, this is Ruby.
1158
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:25,321
Hi.
Ruby.
1159
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,202
Cyrus. Nice.
1160
01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:28,908
This is Saskia.
Hi.
1161
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,698
Okay. Come.
Hi.
1162
01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:33,163
Stay there, I'll be right back.
1163
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,714
You wanna write
the screenplay yourself?
1164
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:41,501
CYRUS: Oh, of course. Yes, absolutely.
Who else would?
1165
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,669
I don't know. I've never written one.
1166
01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:46,510
My God, you're such a genius,
you'd pick it up like that.
1167
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,266
I've been telling him that.
He doesn't like that word.
1168
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,847
Who'd you wanna play Charlie?
1169
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,263
ADAM: I mean, that's the question, right?
MANDI: Yeah.
1170
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:01,862
You should come
and talk to me about it sometime.
1171
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:14,038
Now, Adam and Mandi come in
with experience from documentary films.
1172
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,372
[IN UNISON]
Yeah.
1173
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:18,037
Everything they touch is authentic.
They make it real.
1174
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:21,504
Grounded in reality and--
We treat narrative the exact same way--
1175
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:23,714
You saw the baby documentary they did.
Yes.
1176
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,004
Okay. Genius.
CYRUS: Made me wanna have a kid.
1177
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:28,764
MANDI: You have no idea how many people
told us the same thing.
1178
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:31,676
CYRUS: Well, it's true.
Can you hold this just for a second?
1179
01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,095
No, sorry, I'll be right back.
Yeah, absolutely.
1180
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:35,558
Great to talk to you.
Okay.
1181
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,064
Talk to you in a bit.
Okay.
1182
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,396
CYRUS: See you later.
Okay.
1183
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,570
MAN:
Excuse me. Sorry.
1184
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,734
Cal.
Lila.
1185
01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,579
I thought you were in New York.
1186
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,991
Uh, no, Landgon's helping me
publish my novel.
1187
01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:57,251
You finished your novel.
1188
01:14:57,410 --> 01:15:01,756
I know, it's a big surprise, the, uh--
The dilettante finished something, right?
1189
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,082
I never said that.
1190
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,800
What about you? Are you writing?
Sure.
1191
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:10,932
Good. Great.
1192
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:14,223
I hear you're seeing someone?
Yeah. She's here.
1193
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:16,012
Excuse me.
1194
01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,771
Is she a writer?
No.
1195
01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,807
No, a painter.
1196
01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:24,024
That's great.
It's very, um, unthreatening.
1197
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:27,406
You think I was threatened by you?
1198
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,534
No, Cal, why would you be?
You're a genius.
1199
01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,829
LANGDON:
You like my pool?
1200
01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:42,125
Do I know you?
I don't think so.
1201
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:45,091
What are you doing at my party?
1202
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,801
You tell me.
1203
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,466
You come with someone?
1204
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,972
Calvin Weir-Fields.
1205
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,384
Ah, the boy wonder.
1206
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:58,475
So are you one of those girls
who only dates famous writers?
1207
01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:01,144
Why? Are you a famous writer?
1208
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,022
Do you happen to have a name?
1209
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:07,564
Rub)!-
Rub)!-
1210
01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:09,941
And what do you do, Ruby?
1211
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,448
Nothing.
1212
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,953
How refreshing.
What do you do in your spare time?
1213
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,495
Not much.
1214
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:26,541
You know, I was thinking,
I was just thinking...
1215
01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:29,335
...tonight would be perfect
for a swim.
1216
01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:31,970
I don't have a suit.
1217
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:35,512
Is that a problem?
1218
01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:41,306
Never mind. I don't know why
I thought maybe you'd be happy for me.
1219
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,349
How was I anything but supportive?
1220
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,644
I read every draft.
I took you into my group.
1221
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,778
I introduced you to Langdon.
Begrudgingly.
1222
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,531
What? I literally can't hear you.
Begrudgingly.
1223
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,862
You weren't curious about me.
You never were.
1224
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,494
You just had this image
of who I was.
1225
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,827
And anything that I did that
contradicted it, you just ignored.
1226
01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:01,788
What image? Where you left me
as soon as I wasn't successful?
1227
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:05,251
You think I gave a shit
if you were famous?
1228
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:09,125
All that I wanted was for you,
I don't know, to care about me.
1229
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,135
Care about you?
You left weeks after my father died.
1230
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,217
Do you wanna talk about caring?
Oh, God.
1231
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,803
Do you know what people say?
You were impenetrable.
1232
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,185
"How could you love that person?"
I tried to help.
1233
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:22,392
You refused to let me in.
And I say, "I have no fucking clue!"
1234
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:32,073
The only person that you wanted to be
in a relationship with was you.
1235
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,243
So I let you do that.
1236
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,245
Wow.
1237
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,950
You really let yourself off the hook,
don't you?
1238
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,372
Goodbye, Cal.
Goodbye.
1239
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,961
Have a great life.
1240
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,717
Come on.
It's nice and warm. Swim to me.
1241
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,592
You can keep your underwear on
if you like.
1242
01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:56,846
Come on in.
1243
01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:00,810
No peeking.
All right, I promise, I won't peek.
1244
01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:02,766
All right.
1245
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:04,805
Mm.
1246
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:06,607
Oh, boy.
1247
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,946
LANGDON:
Writing is sensual. It's, uh...
1248
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,862
You should see me when I write.
I'm like an Olympian.
1249
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:18,153
RUBY: Oh, really?
LANGDON: I wield my pen...
1250
01:18:18,319 --> 01:18:20,071
Your pen?
...like a lightsaber.
1251
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:23,036
What's going on here?
Calvin.
1252
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:25,702
We, uh-- We thought we'd take a dip.
1253
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,456
Care to join us?
1254
01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:38,301
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1255
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,391
What was that?
What was what?
1256
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,476
You know what.
Grow up.
1257
01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,357
Scotty.
1258
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:51,185
Hey.
Hey! You're hurting me.
1259
01:18:51,352 --> 01:18:52,979
Explain what you were doing.
1260
01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:55,819
You left me alone at a party
where I didn't know anyone.
1261
01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:59,281
I found someone to talk to.
In your underwear.
1262
01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:01,787
RUBY: Would you have been mad
if I had been in my bikini?
1263
01:19:01,946 --> 01:19:03,664
CALVIN:
You weren't wearing your bikini.
1264
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,324
Do you know what it looked like?
1265
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:07,744
My agent was there.
My ex was there.
1266
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,663
Lila was there?
Why didn't you tell me?
1267
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:13,503
I was too busy getting you
to put your clothes back on.
1268
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:16,419
You're supposed to be my girlfriend.
I am your girlfriend.
1269
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:17,632
So act like it.
1270
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:21,345
I'm sorry I wasn't acting
like the platonic ideal of your girlfriend.
1271
01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:24,723
Jesus, you can be
such a fucking prude.
1272
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,808
I don't want you skinny-dipping
with men?
1273
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,770
Because you don't want me
doing anything!
1274
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,651
You have all these rules
and you don't tell me what they are...
1275
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,687
...until, whoops,
I've broken one.
1276
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,356
And then you get to be
disappointed with me?
1277
01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:39,196
Okay. Uh, do you wanna know my rules?
1278
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:42,487
Don't fuck other men.
Don't let them think about fucking you.
1279
01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,576
Now I'm responsible
for what people think?
1280
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:48,368
Yes, you are responsible. When you act
a certain way, it leads people on.
1281
01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:52,004
When you take your clothes off at a party,
people think you're a slut.
1282
01:19:52,162 --> 01:19:57,043
So I'd really prefer if you didn't do that.
Is that clear enough for you?
1283
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,177
Fuck you!
1284
01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,346
I'm not your child!
1285
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:09,559
You don't get to decide what I do.
1286
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:13,309
Wanna bet?
What?
1287
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:17,397
I'm pretty sure I could make you do
whatever I want.
1288
01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:21,992
What are you gonna do, Calvin?
Tie me up?
1289
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:23,653
No.
1290
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:27,072
I don't have to.
1291
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:15,834
Calvin...
1292
01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:20,463
...I'm gonna call a cab.
1293
01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:24,630
Let's talk tomorrow, okay?
1294
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:31,554
Calvin.
1295
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,389
[TYPEWRITER DINGS]
1296
01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:38,978
Fine. Go.
1297
01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:43,774
[GRUNTS]
1298
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,076
What was that?
1299
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,578
You didn't feel that?
1300
01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:00,591
Aah!
1301
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,503
What is that?
1302
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,344
What the fuck is going on?
1303
01:22:07,965 --> 01:22:09,763
Calvin.
1304
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:19,603
Aah! Oh, my God, something is happening.
Here. Read.
1305
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,165
What is this?
1306
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,372
My book.
1307
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,464
The one I haven't been
working on.
1308
01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:46,720
Wanna see?
1309
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,394
Is this some sort of joke?
1310
01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:57,273
No. It's pretty serious.
1311
01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:59,900
You're writing about me?
1312
01:23:00,434 --> 01:23:03,563
No, you can't write about me.
That's private.
1313
01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:06,945
I'm not writing about you.
1314
01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:09,909
I wrote you.
1315
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:12,329
I made you up.
1316
01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:17,410
What?
I had a dream about a girl.
1317
01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:20,962
So I wrote it down.
1318
01:23:21,788 --> 01:23:24,041
I gave her a name.
1319
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:26,797
Rub)!-
1320
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:32,766
I wrote all kinds of things about her
and then one day I woke up and she--
1321
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:37,601
You were living in my house.
1322
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:43,060
I can make you do anything...
1323
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:46,151
...because you're not real.
1324
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:50,200
You're sick.
1325
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:06,542
Calvin?
1326
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,553
Listen to me.
1327
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:13,970
If this is how you think about people...
1328
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:19,639
...then you are in for a long,
lonely, fucked-up life.
1329
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:24,985
Do you hear me? Calvin?
1330
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:27,650
[IN FRENCH]
1331
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,505
See. "Ruby speaks French."
1332
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:58,468
I told you I could
make you do anything.
1333
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,021
I write it.
1334
01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:06,727
You do it.
1335
01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:09,229
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
1336
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:29,133
[SINGING]
Skinnamarinky dinky dink dinky do
1337
01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:32,878
I love you
1338
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:35,548
Skinnamarinky dinky dink
1339
01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:37,474
Dinky do
1340
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,557
I love you
1341
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,392
I love you in the morning
1342
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,682
[BARKING]
1343
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,985
[SNARLING]
1344
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:54,441
[BARKING]
1345
01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:08,873
I love you.
1346
01:26:09,039 --> 01:26:13,260
I'll never leave you. I love you.
1347
01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:14,510
I'll never leave you.
1348
01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:17,514
I love you. I'll never leave you.
1349
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,391
I love your mouth. I love your nose.
1350
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,599
I love your butt. I love your eyes.
1351
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,604
I love your belly. I love your ears.
1352
01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:27,767
I love your cock. I love your nose.
1353
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,027
I love your mouth. I love you so much.
1354
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:34,106
I'll love you forever
and ever and ever and ever.
1355
01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:40,273
You're a genius. You're a genius.
You're a genius.
1356
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,754
[RUBY PANTING]
1357
01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:13,168
[SOBBING]
1358
01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:16,041
CALVIN:
Ru b--
1359
01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,844
[DOOR SLAMS]
1360
01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,431
[SOBBING]
1361
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:11,193
HARRY:
Calvin?
1362
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:18,954
Calvin.
1363
01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:22,537
You okay?
1364
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,341
She's gone.
1365
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:32,013
She's gone.
1366
01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,470
It's okay, buddy.
1367
01:33:02,827 --> 01:33:04,500
Okay.
1368
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,379
Nothing helps.
1369
01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:14,177
When was the last time you wrote, Cal?
I can't write.
1370
01:33:14,547 --> 01:33:16,515
Sure you can.
1371
01:33:16,841 --> 01:33:20,891
That's what you have over every other poor
schmuck out there with a broken heart.
1372
01:33:21,054 --> 01:33:22,897
You can write about it.
1373
01:33:23,056 --> 01:33:25,150
And who would wanna read that?
1374
01:33:25,308 --> 01:33:27,231
Lots of people.
1375
01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,439
Why not?
1376
01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:33,282
You got a pretty great story.
1377
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:36,194
CALVIN:
Everyone will think I'm crazy.
1378
01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,163
HARRY:
No.
1379
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,201
They'll think it's fiction.
1380
01:34:12,856 --> 01:34:17,236
CALVIN: This is the true and impossible
story of my very great love.
1381
01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:20,576
In the hope that she will not read this
and reproach me...
1382
01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:23,241
...I have withheld many telling details.
1383
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:25,911
Her name...
1384
01:34:26,077 --> 01:34:29,547
...the particulars of her birth
and upbringing...
1385
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:32,550
...and any identifying scars
or birthmarks.
1386
01:34:34,335 --> 01:34:38,090
All the same,
I cannot help but write this for her.
1387
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,217
To tell her:
1388
01:34:40,383 --> 01:34:43,933
"I'm sorry for every word
I wrote to change you.
1389
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:47,399
I'm sorry for so many things.
1390
01:34:48,892 --> 01:34:51,736
I couldn't see you when you were here.
1391
01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:57,450
And now that you're gone,
I see you everywhere."
1392
01:35:02,572 --> 01:35:04,950
CALVIN:
"One may read this and think it's magic...
1393
01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,416
...but falling in love is an act of magic.
1394
01:35:08,578 --> 01:35:10,626
So is writing.
1395
01:35:11,164 --> 01:35:13,542
It was once said of Catcher in the Rye:
1396
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:17,303
'That rare miracle of fiction
has again come to pass.
1397
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:24,429
A human being has been created
out of ink, paper and the imagination.'
1398
01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:27,597
I am no J.D. Salinger...
1399
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:30,059
...but I have witnessed
a rare miracle.
1400
01:35:31,935 --> 01:35:33,778
Any writer can attest...
1401
01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:36,281
...in the luckiest, happiest state...
1402
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:40,319
...the words are not coming from you,
but through you.
1403
01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:44,497
She came to me wholly herself.
1404
01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:49,836
I was just lucky enough to be there
to catch her."
1405
01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:54,211
Thank you.
1406
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:08,601
Doesn't his imagination just,
uh, blow you away?
1407
01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:11,186
I mean, where does he come up
with these ideas?
1408
01:36:11,349 --> 01:36:12,976
Right?
SUSIE: Yeah.
1409
01:36:13,226 --> 01:36:15,354
Genius.
I don't know.
1410
01:36:15,853 --> 01:36:17,105
I don't know.
1411
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,364
How are you?
What's up?
1412
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,862
It's beautiful, Calvin.
1413
01:36:24,195 --> 01:36:25,196
Thank you.
1414
01:36:25,363 --> 01:36:29,914
Most of my patients don't take
my assignments this seriously.
1415
01:36:30,076 --> 01:36:34,798
I know you hoped that, by writing this,
I would realize that it never happened.
1416
01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,003
That I imagined her.
1417
01:36:38,084 --> 01:36:40,212
But the thing is...
1418
01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:44,762
...I don't need to make sense of this.
1419
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:49,555
I don't care
if there's no good explanation.
1420
01:36:50,305 --> 01:36:52,353
I need you
to believe me anyway.
1421
01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:56,019
Just take the leap.
1422
01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:59,485
At least imagine how it could be true.
1423
01:36:59,939 --> 01:37:01,737
For me.
1424
01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:04,235
I'll work on that.
1425
01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:11,000
(39 potty.
1426
01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,494
(39 potty.
1427
01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:17,082
Scotty. Scotty.
1428
01:37:17,248 --> 01:37:18,716
[SCOTTY BARKS]
1429
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:21,753
Scotty.
1430
01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:24,255
Scotty.
1431
01:37:24,922 --> 01:37:27,892
Oh, hi.
Sorry.
1432
01:37:28,051 --> 01:37:29,268
Hi.
Sorry, he's mine.
1433
01:37:29,427 --> 01:37:31,771
It's fine. He's so friendly.
1434
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:38,611
What's his name?
Scotty.
1435
01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:41,774
Scotty. That's funny, that's--
1436
01:37:41,939 --> 01:37:44,613
That's the name of the dog
in this book.
1437
01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:46,028
Have you read it?
1438
01:37:49,614 --> 01:37:51,457
Did you like it?
1439
01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:56,538
Sorry. Did you say something?
1440
01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:59,457
Yeah, I just asked if you liked it.
1441
01:37:59,624 --> 01:38:01,092
Uh, what did you think?
1442
01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:05,634
My friend who lent it to me
thought it was kind of pretentious...
1443
01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:08,050
...but I really like it so far.
1444
01:38:13,262 --> 01:38:15,481
Have we met before?
1445
01:38:17,558 --> 01:38:19,936
I don't know.
1446
01:38:21,312 --> 01:38:23,815
You seem really familiar.
1447
01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:28,032
Maybe we knew each other
in another life.
1448
01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,243
Or maybe we just go
to the same coffee shop.
1449
01:38:32,782 --> 01:38:35,661
What do you do
besides go for walks with your dog?
1450
01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:38,170
Um...
1451
01:38:38,830 --> 01:38:40,878
I'm a writer.
1452
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:42,838
What do you write?
1453
01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:49,466
So that's why you
look so familiar.
1454
01:38:50,174 --> 01:38:51,551
Maybe.
1455
01:38:51,717 --> 01:38:54,311
I was kidding about
my friend calling it pretentious.
1456
01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:56,017
It's okay.
1457
01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:01,148
Can we start over?
1458
01:39:03,688 --> 01:39:05,031
Yes.
1459
01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:09,194
RAUGHS]
1460
01:39:11,737 --> 01:39:15,367
May I sit down?
Oh, please.
1461
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:31,549
Just don't tell me
how it ends, okay?
1462
01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,595
Promise.
1463
01:39:42,762 --> 01:40:07,492
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