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You're not
concentrating. I can tell.

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You're thinking about e-mails
or text messages or handbags.

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Taylor Lautner.

4
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You don't know that. You
don't know what I'm thinking about.

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Lautner.

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Okay, I might not
know the specifics

7
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but I know it's some
kind of useless racket

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that's keeping you
from concentrating.

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You don't know squat!

10
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I could be thinking about
the cure for cancer.

11
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In fact, I may have
just cracked it.

12
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And now you're trying to get me
to erase it from my hard drive.

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You couldn't cure a UTl

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if you owned a cranberry farm.

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Hey! I have never had
an infected urinary tract.

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Really? No, I have not.

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And you've never
had HPV either?

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No! All right.

19
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No human papillomavirus?

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Watch your mouth!

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Hey! Watch your mouth.

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I smack too. I was vaccinated.

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I was vaccinated.

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'Cause, unlike you, I was
born after the polio vaccine.

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What are you talking about? I
am five years older than you.

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How do I know that?

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I see no documentation of that.
For all I know you're 45.

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Listen to me!
I am 35 years old. Okay?

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You're 45! You're gray!

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Buddy, don't grab my hair.

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It's thin. I don't like
when you pull my hair.

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Then let go of my wrist.

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Okay.

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On three. Truce? Okay.

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Three, two, one.
One, two, three.

36
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Okay. Don't grab my
hair again, okay?

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Okay. Well, then
don't hold me down.

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It makes me self-conscious. That's
my only way to defend myself.

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I'm being serious though.
Will you please concentrate?

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Yes. Okay.

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That's it.

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Take three deep breaths.

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This is the only moment
you need to be worried about.

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There's no yesterday.

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There's no tomorrow.

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There's just right now.

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You're not late for anything.

48
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And you're not
gonna miss anything.

49
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You're exactly where
you're supposed to be.

50
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And you're exactly who
you're supposed to be.

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You're absolutely perfect.

52
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And whatever happens today

53
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is exactly what's
supposed to happen.

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And if you want

55
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I'll spend every moment with
you for the rest of your life.

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Okay, I want.

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You're gonna have
a wonderful day today.

58
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You don't have to be
nervous about anything.

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Okay, I'm not.

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You promise?

61
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Yeah. Thanks, buddy.

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You're so terrible on the eyes.

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I don't know why I share a bed with you!
You're disgusting!

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That's a lot! That's a lot of space.
Forget it. I've got a friend.

65
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Hey, you! Ls Charlie awake yet?

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'Cause I've got to pick him up.
We've got a meeting in town.

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I thought I'd
swing by and grab him.

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Yeah, he's inside.

69
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Right. You doing all right?

70
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Yeah. Yeah, good!

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Are you okay, Randy?

72
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No. No. Why? Why? What's wrong?

73
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You're just a little sweaty.
But it's not a big deal.

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Okay, well, I'm sorry.
That happens.

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I hate it.
You don't need to apologize.

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Okay. Okay.

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Bye, Randy.

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You too!

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Yes. I'll do that. I'll...

80
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Someone's calling. Hold on, hold on.
Just a second.

81
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God damn it! Son of a bitch.

82
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Damn it!

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Shit! Fuck!

84
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Hey. Hey. No!

85
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Fuck! No! No!

86
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No! Kids!

87
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God!

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What the fuck!

89
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Mom!

90
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No! Kids!

91
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- Mom!
- No!

92
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When I tell you to stay in
park you fucking stay in park!

93
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You stay in park
or I will break you!

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Hear me?

95
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Hey! What are you doing?

96
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What the fuck are
you doing, Randy?

97
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Nothing!

98
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What do you mean nothing?
I look out my window

99
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and you're ghost riding your
van in the backyard, man!

100
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You're blasting
holes in everything!

101
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Shut the fuck up, Charlie!
Shut the fuck up!

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I'm sorry, ma'am. Wait! Let
me get my badge! Don't worry!

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No! Don't go anywhere! I got my badge!
This car is malfunctioning!

104
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Randy! You blew her window out!

105
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You've got to be
more careful than that!

106
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Would you shut the fuck up? I'm trying
to explain to this lady what happened!

107
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Hey! Why don't you
explain to me, man?

108
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It's my yard
you're driving through!

109
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You're assaulting a minivan with a firearm?
Jesus, Randy!

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I had a fucking accident!

111
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Okay? I had a fucking accident!
All right? I'm embarrassed!

112
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Okay? Are you happy? I spilt
my coffee all over me!

113
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Listen, I didn't know
you spilt your coffee, okay?

114
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Yeah, it spilt on
my shirt and on my pants!

115
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I'm sorry. Listen, it's all right.
Are you okay?

116
00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,029
Yeah. I think so.

117
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So you spilt your coffee?

118
00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,657
Yeah. I spilled it on
my shirt and on my pants.

119
00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,951
And then you fell
out of your van?

120
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Or were you firing first
and then you fell out?

121
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I don't want to
talk about it out here.

122
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Okay. Okay.

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You want to come inside?

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Get me out of this yard, man!

125
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You were really
firing that gun, man.

126
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Okay. Next subject.

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Hi, Annie. Take a seat.
I'm just finishing this up.

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Thanks. Take your time.

129
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What's that?

130
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I was just taking
a couple of deep breaths.

131
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Someone recommended
I try it when I'm nervous.

132
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You know what else works?

133
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Xanax. It's so good.

134
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All benzos, really.

135
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But that one works extremely well.
Very fast-acting.

136
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Huh? I never take Xanax.

137
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Well, you should really try it.

138
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If you mix it with wine or beer
it sort of supercharges it.

139
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I should try that.

140
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Why are you nervous?

141
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I know, you know, it's
the end of the semester

142
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and I also know
there's budgetary issues.

143
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And that you have to
let a few professors go.

144
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And so when I got
the note in my box,

145
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I think I just
assumed the worst.

146
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Would you be afraid to get fired
if your job was to clean the floor

147
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at one of those coin-operated
jack-off booths?

148
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You know, where you're
the one holding the mop.

149
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Um, fired from
a jack-off booth?

150
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Where the truckers
go and masturbate.

151
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They're all
along the interstate.

152
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Yeah. I know what
you're talking about.

153
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Well? Would you? Um...

154
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No. I would not.

155
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And yet, you're here
at Milton Valley,

156
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the jack-off booth of academia.

157
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I'm not sure
what your point is.

158
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You're too smart and passionate to work here.
So why do you?

159
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You know, I created
my own major at Stanford.

160
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I have a doctorate in Non-Violent
Conflict Resolution,

161
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which no university offers as a major.
They just don't.

162
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So I teach intro
to soc classes.

163
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And I'm... I'm also
in a relationship here.

164
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I'm going to stop you.

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00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,526
UC is starting a conflict
resolution program.

166
00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,737
I spoke to the head of
the Sociology Department.

167
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And she's extremely interested in
hiring you to run that program.

168
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No way.

169
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Huh, way.

170
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Now, she's meeting the other
applicant on Wednesday

171
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and she'll need to
make a decision that day.

172
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Their semester
starts in a week.

173
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You're meeting
her on Wednesday.

174
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My God!

175
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Thank you so much!
I'm so flattered

176
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that you would
even consider me!

177
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I just have to check with my
boyfriend Charlie because he has...

178
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He can't exactly leave, Milton.
Annie.

179
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Please. I went to state school.

180
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I went to football games and
blacked out and got date raped.

181
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I had abortions. I worried too much
about what my boyfriends thought.

182
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I got what I deserved.

183
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But that's not you.

184
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You deserve
so much more than this.

185
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I hope your
neighbor doesn't report

186
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what happened out
there in the yard.

187
00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,080
Why? You're a marshal. You're allowed
to fire your weapon, aren't you?

188
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,751
Yeah, but I've had
a couple incidences.

189
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,463
And this would be bad.

190
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,548
Although, I don't know what
more they could do to me.

191
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,509
This seems like the bottom of the
barrel as far as being a marshal.

192
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,012
Why did you get stuck
with witness protection?

193
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,765
Because I accidentally
discharged my weapon.

194
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,060
Once at a gas station and another
time at a baseball game.

195
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,312
At a baseball game? Yes.

196
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,480
Was anyone killed?

197
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,524
No! Nobody. Are you kidding me?
No! It wasn't even my fault!

198
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,776
I'm not kidding you.

199
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,402
You shoot your weapon
off at a baseball game

200
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,570
and there's people everywhere.

201
00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,156
It's not crazy that I would
assume maybe someone got shot.

202
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,658
Listen, I asked for a revolver.

203
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,369
A revolver has a hammer
that you pull back.

204
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,288
And a safety. But no. What
do they give me? Right.

205
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,666
Jesus Christ, man.
Be careful with that.

206
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,334
Yeah. Look at that.

207
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,586
Okay. Now, you heard stuff going on.
I mean...

208
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,007
I don't know.
That's not even safe.

209
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,509
Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy.

210
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,344
Please, please,
please, please! Okay?

211
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,264
I'll just...

212
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:02,142
From now on, don't touch
my weapon anymore. Okay?

213
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,103
Listen, I wasn't... l know
we're friends and everything.

214
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,772
And it's kind of a gray area
now that we are friends.

215
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,108
But do not touch my weapon again.
It's unsafe.

216
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,192
Okay. I'm sorry.

217
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,277
I've been trained for this.

218
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,070
I trained for two years
to be able to do this.

219
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,155
Okay. So please, do me a solid.

220
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,991
I'm not going to touch it.
I won't bring it up again.

221
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,784
I promise. I'm not going to touch it.
All right, thank you.

222
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,910
Okay. Okay.

223
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,453
And it's not
your fault. I know.

224
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,903
No. Did it not go good?

225
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,656
No, it went really well.

226
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,326
Then why are you upset?

227
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,078
You just look so
stupid sitting there.

228
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,332
So impossibly cute.

229
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,792
And I don't even know
why you like me so much.

230
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,254
Mama. I think you're stupid.

231
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,301
I should have oiled that.

232
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,892
So she didn't fire you?

233
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:31,023
Debby found me a job where I
could head my own department.

234
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,691
In my field.

235
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,735
And it would be the first
one like it in the country.

236
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,821
And it would be perfect.

237
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,033
Then why are you upset?

238
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,244
Because it's in L.A.

239
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,624
And I would have to
leave and move to L.A.

240
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,252
it's in L.A.?

241
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,964
That's the only place
this job exists? In L.A.?

242
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,633
No other place?

243
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,885
No, Charlie.
There's no other place.

244
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,096
It only exists in L.A.

245
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,517
And Debby told me that if I
didn't take the interview

246
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,143
she would fire me.

247
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,438
And I wouldn't even
have my job here anymore.

248
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,175
Will you say something, please?

249
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,220
What do you want me to say?
There's nothing to say.

250
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,098
Well, what are you thinking?

251
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,641
What am I thinking?

252
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,644
I think I'm pissed that the one
thing that makes me happy,

253
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:54,606
the one thing that makes this
shit-hole town bearable is leaving.

254
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,778
I didn't say I was leaving.

255
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,281
You're leaving!

256
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,992
Even if you wanted to
stay, I wouldn't let you.

257
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,287
I wouldn't forgive myself
and you wouldn't either.

258
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,960
That's not true. If I stayed
I wouldn't resent you.

259
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,649
Hey. Where are you going?

260
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,942
I'm gonna go talk to Debby.

261
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,611
About what?

262
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280
I'm gonna beg her to let
me have my job back.

263
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,449
Okay, wait. Slow down a second.

264
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,159
Are you sure
you want to do this?

265
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,953
If I wanted to go to L.A.,
I'd have to be outside

266
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,206
packing my car up to
get there by Wednesday.

267
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,500
Yeah?

268
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,211
Yeah. So you don't see me
packing up my car, do you?

269
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,421
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.

270
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,341
This doesn't feel right.

271
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,384
I'll be back in an hour or two.

272
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,340
You have been dating
this clown for one year.

273
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,426
It's only going to take you
six months to get over him.

274
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,096
Now, I want you to take one of
these when it gets unbearable.

275
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,015
Some Xanies in here.

276
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,560
And Lorazepam. Dilaudid.

277
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,727
My gift to you.

278
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,688
Debby, I don't need it.
I don't need the pills.

279
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,939
Take it!

280
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,946
Look at Captain
Longdick out there.

281
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,157
Does this guy like
to fuck, or what?

282
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,827
That's Charlie!

283
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,332
What are you doing here?

284
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,751
I'm here to take
your fat ass to L.A.

285
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,254
You can't leave.

286
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,381
Yeah.

287
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,799
Look, I can't live
here without you

288
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,050
and I'm not letting you stay.

289
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,011
So I suggest you get in.

290
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,888
You don't think
it'll be too dangerous?

291
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:36,184
No. I've been gone for four years and L.A.
is a big city.

292
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,103
We'll be fine.

293
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,032
I thought you said
this car didn't run.

294
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,329
Sweetie,
this car more than runs.

295
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,382
Whoa, whoa, buddy!
Where are you going?

296
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,550
To L.A.

297
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,801
I have to pack my stuff.

298
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,470
No. I grabbed
everything you'd want.

299
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:12,971
Where?

300
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,306
It's in the trunk.

301
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,975
Honey, everything I need for L.A.
would not fit in the trunk.

302
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,645
Sweetie, this car also came
as a hardtop convertible.

303
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,064
The whole roof
slid into the trunk.

304
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,149
The trunk was designed
to hold the entire roof.

305
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,568
Believe me. Your stuff
fit in the trunk.

306
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,782
Wait!

307
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,409
What? My teaching certificate.
It's at Gil's.

308
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,829
You're kidding me.

309
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,332
No. And I need it.

310
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,585
Boy.

311
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,099
Be back in a sec.

312
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,604
My God.

313
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,904
Hey!

314
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,782
Anne? What a fun surprise.

315
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,410
Um, listen. I think
I accidentally left...

316
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,371
You caught me in the middle
of doing all my laundry.

317
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,623
Sorry about that. Um...

318
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,417
When I split up
the photo albums,

319
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,961
I think I left the one with my
teaching degree here with you.

320
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,255
Okay, well.

321
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,841
That's an honest mistake. You want
to come in and talk about it?

322
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:34,261
No, Gil. I just want the album.
Can you grab it?

323
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:40,600
Uno momento.

324
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,478
Nice buns!

325
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,981
Well, it looks like we've got
quite a few options here.

326
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,534
Are you sure you don't want
to do this on the couch?

327
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,458
We can spread them out... No, that's fine.
It'll be in the back.

328
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,862
All right. Why, pray tell, are
you in such a hurry to get this?

329
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,573
Um, because I'm taking a job in L.A.
and I need it.

330
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,242
You're taking a job
in Los Angeles? When?

331
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,746
Now, actually.
We're leaving right now.

332
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,205
We?

333
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

334
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,918
You're moving to Los Angeles
with a man you barely know?

335
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:07,961
Bingo. Okay...

336
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,045
Hold on a second!

337
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,589
I'm not letting you
move 500 miles away

338
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,841
with a man named Charles
Bronson, who you barely know

339
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,761
who happens to be in the
witness protection program.

340
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,637
Do you know who goes
into witness protection?

341
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,598
Criminals.

342
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,434
Criminals who have ratted out other
criminals to save their own ass.

343
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,811
Okay! First of all, I never should
have told you anything about him.

344
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,773
I never should have. Secondly,
you don't have the authority

345
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,775
to not let me do anything, Gil.

346
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,569
And lastly, he was given that
name when he entered protection

347
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,905
which he entered because
he witnessed a crime. Okay?

348
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,574
He's a good Samaritan, Gil.
Not a criminal. Give me!

349
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,118
You can't just disappear with that scumbag.
All right? It's unacceptable.

350
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,286
He's probably
going to murder you

351
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,370
and role-play with your corpse!

352
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,664
Give me the album, Gil! Give me the album!
Annie. Annie!

353
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,875
Hey! What the fuck
are you doing, Gil?

354
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,295
Nothing. I was just giving her
the albums that she asked for.

355
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,589
You're sunbathing, too?
What, you got your top off?

356
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,133
I was doing laundry.

357
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,093
Give her the
fucking books, all right?

358
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,512
You know what?
You're not safe, Annie.

359
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,931
And when he snaps, you better hope
to hell that I'm there to save you.

360
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:01,973
Because he's going to do it.

361
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,433
Okay, Gil. Take care.

362
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,102
Bye, Gil!

363
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,525
You got it? ANNIE: Yeah.

364
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:18,073
G-L-8-7-9. G-L-8-7-9!

365
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,034
What?

366
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,286
What's with this car?

367
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,580
What do you mean
what's with this car?

368
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,835
I mean...
it's kind of obnoxious.

369
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,003
You think this
car is obnoxious?

370
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,964
'Cause I think it's tits!

371
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,842
And I think most people
think this car is tits.

372
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,510
It sounds like
it's gonna break.

373
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,136
No, it does not sound
like it's gonna break.

374
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,347
It sounds like
it has 700 horsepower.

375
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,598
All right? You're being a girl.

376
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,976
Believe me, all dudes
love how this car sounds.

377
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,435
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

378
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,022
I'm in a 700
horsepower dude lure?

379
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,148
That's right.

380
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,859
Apologies. I had no idea.

381
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,444
You definitely told me
this car was broken.

382
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,364
It was when I was talking about
turning the shed into a craft room.

383
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,615
Yeah? Yeah.

384
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,867
So, why did you say that?

385
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,159
Why did I say that?

386
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,871
Holy shnikes, look at this.

387
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,206
There's a parrot
driving this car.

388
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,625
Huh. A driving parrot!

389
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,836
Man! I'm gonna be rich!

390
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,046
I found the only
driving parrot!

391
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,464
I was hiding it in the shed

392
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,216
'cause you're not supposed
to bring anything with you.

393
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,510
I mean, especially not a car.

394
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,430
But I spent a year and a half
building this thing with my dad

395
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,474
and I didn't want to
just not have it anymore.

396
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,521
You wanted to bring it because
you built it with your dad?

397
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,648
Yeah.

398
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,067
We weren't the
hottest communicators,

399
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,653
but we kind of
worked well together.

400
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,573
So he was into off-road racing
and we did that together.

401
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,701
And then he was into building
old cars and we did that.

402
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,329
I think it's sweet.

403
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,332
I want a burger.

404
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,918
Mmm! I want a burger too.

405
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,294
Let's get some beef!

406
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,546
Let's get some beef up in us.

407
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,468
What are you doing?

408
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,511
I'm on my Pouncer app.

409
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,263
Yeah. I understand it's an app.

410
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,266
I'm saying when you hit the
Pouncer app what happens?

411
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:12,270
I hit Pouncer. And it sends out
my exact location on this map.

412
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,358
And then I can see who else has
Pouncer on the same exact map.

413
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,859
And I can chat with
them in real time.

414
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,278
And be like, "Hey! Where are you?
What's going on?"

415
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,116
You're the only one on here.

416
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,743
Yeah.

417
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,245
Well, we're in the middle of nowhere.
There's no gays.

418
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,956
Have you used it
in another city?

419
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,207
My God.

420
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,668
Airports. Vegas. You know.

421
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,295
Austin lights up like
a fucking Christmas tree.

422
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,755
A hundred feet away.
Fifty feet away.

423
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,008
Ten feet away. Zero feet away.
Guys wanting to hook up.

424
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,052
For coffee? Or like...

425
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,553
No. To fuck.

426
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,099
Or hand jobs or blowjobs
or kissing. Whatever.

427
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,642
So wait, then like,
you just hit a button

428
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,894
and within five minutes
you and a stranger,

429
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,813
having sex?
Or having hand jobs?

430
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:55,981
Yep. Okay.

431
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,983
I mean, that's not the
intention of the app.

432
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,736
I think the intention of the app is
to see who's straight and who's gay.

433
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,115
Like for you, you're straight
so it's safe to assume

434
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,866
that you can hit on anyone
or flirt with them.

435
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,661
And then I do that, what happens?
Victim of a hate crime.

436
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,162
Yeah. Not cool.

437
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,330
Not cool at all.

438
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,415
Gil.

439
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,167
What?

440
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,420
Hey! Did you change your mind?

441
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,005
It doesn't work like that, Gil.

442
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,799
I can't have him tailed or brought in.
He hasn't done anything.

443
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,428
I'm telling you, the guy is a
fucking Ted Bundy. Okay, Terry?

444
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,264
He's probably going to murder her
and do kinky shit to her body!

445
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,765
And that's gonna be on you!

446
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,183
You're supposed to
be a fucking cop!

447
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,727
I am a fucking cop, Gil!

448
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,895
I don't need you telling
me how to be a cop.

449
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,647
I know what I'm
fucking doing, okay?

450
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,108
You know what?
You still owe me 1,700 bucks!

451
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,027
Are you fucking
kidding me right now?

452
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,862
I got you out of that DUl.

453
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,281
That report said
you soiled yourself, Gil.

454
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,782
Like a fucking homeless man!

455
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,701
You evacuated.
You shit your pants.

456
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,745
I fixed that! Okay, Gil? Me!

457
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,205
Fine. Forget the 1,700 bucks.

458
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,584
Just do it because
you're my brother. Okay?

459
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,754
Fine. What's the plate number?

460
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,464
Thank you.

461
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:06,134
Galactica,
Libra, eight, seven, nine.

462
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,428
Galactica, Libra,
eight, seven, nine.

463
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,558
The plate's been
expired for three years.

464
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,477
And it's not even in his name.

465
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,896
What's the name?
Who is it registered to?

466
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,482
Yul Perrkins.

467
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,067
Yul Perrkins?

468
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,526
Yeah.

469
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,738
My God! I bet
that's his real name!

470
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,656
Yul!

471
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,200
I've got to go.
I'll see you Sunday.

472
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,326
Thanks, Terry!

473
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,872
Yul Perrkins.

474
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,169
"Thirty-one year-old Yul
Perrkins will be the key witness

475
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,255
"in the state's case against
Alexander Dmitri and Noel Hodges.

476
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,007
"Three suspects are
accused of robbing.

477
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,468
"First National Bank
in late August." You fuck.

478
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,178
"They have been awaiting
trial for six months"

479
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,764
"while the state finalized the
plea bargain with Perrkins."

480
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,016
Alexander Dmitri.

481
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:04,484
For the next 24 hours
I know where Yul Perrkins is.

482
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,266
They're saying the lraqi dinar

483
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,309
is gonna go to the value
of the Kuwait dollar.

484
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,478
What are you talking
about? Iraqi dinar?

485
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:43,189
It's trading at 1000
dinar per U.S. dollar.

486
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,401
Shit. It's Randy.
Hold on one second.

487
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,069
Hey, Randy!

488
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,113
Hey. Where are you? I picked
something up for you.

489
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,322
A new bowling ball.

490
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,824
Aw, you didn't
have to do that, man.

491
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,618
Well, I was just thinking. You're a
really good bowler, like naturally.

492
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,580
You're too good to be using one
of those pitted-out house balls.

493
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,708
That was really nice of you.
Thanks, Randy.

494
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,418
So when are you
going to be back?

495
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,254
Um, well... Here's the thing.

496
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,716
Annie got a really great
job opportunity in L.A.

497
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,593
So I'm gonna go
ahead and go with her.

498
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,303
What? Are you
fucking kidding me?

499
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:14,888
You know you
can't leave Milton!

500
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,514
You cannot leave Milton!

501
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,016
Well, I know it's not advised,

502
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,851
but technically
I think I can leave.

503
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,019
This is such bullshit!

504
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,855
Listen, if you do leave you have to
have a marshal with you at all times

505
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,106
in case something happens!

506
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,150
And if something happens
to you, I am fucking fired!

507
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,277
Hey, look. I'm sorry. I'm not
trying to get you fired, okay?

508
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,029
I'm leaving witness protection.

509
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,906
So I'm no longer
your responsibility.

510
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,699
I mean, I think
I can leave. No?

511
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,367
You can leave.
But there's a whole process.

512
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,369
You've got to
fill out forms and shit.

513
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,788
Okay. Where are you right now?

514
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,081
I'm already on my way.

515
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,125
Just stay right where you're
at and I'm coming to you.

516
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,836
No. No. Listen. Randy. I've got
to get her to this interview.

517
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,755
I would have told
you I was leaving

518
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,382
but this whole thing happened really fast.
And I'm sorry.

519
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,051
I'm on my way. What's your 20?

520
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,345
I'm gonna call you
when we get to L.A. Okay?

521
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,055
Nothing's gonna happen to me.
You just stay there.

522
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,473
What the fuck?

523
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,350
Randy? I got to go, okay?

524
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,601
Stay there! I'm coming.

525
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,978
Fuck! All right...

526
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,735
Okay, you know what? Randy's
hell bent on protecting me.

527
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,320
And I think that could
be very dangerous for us.

528
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,738
We should get on the road.

529
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:14,989
Okay.

530
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,079
Hey, chief, is this your car?

531
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,664
Yeah, man. You shouldn't touch.

532
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,998
It's so nice.

533
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,333
Thanks.

534
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,127
I bet this thing's got nitrous.
This got nitrous?

535
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:31,214
No. Nitrous is for fags.
It's got cubic inches.

536
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,007
Cubic inches.

537
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,020
Did you just say "fags"?

538
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:47,647
Yeah.

539
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,108
But not in, like,
a homophobic way.

540
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,193
I used it in place of "lame."

541
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,737
Why wouldn't
you just say "lame"?

542
00:26:55,864 --> 00:27:00,076
Well, same reason I say
"fuck" instead of "frick."

543
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,788
it packs more punch. It's basically
the swear word version of lame.

544
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,081
No. It's not.

545
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:08,167
It's a hate word used
to perpetuate homophobia.

546
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,378
It's used to
marginalize gay people.

547
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,547
You're acting like
you don't know me.

548
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,590
I voted to
legalize civil unions.

549
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,302
When I had friends,
I had a lot of gay friends.

550
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,761
Then you shouldn't say "fag."

551
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,639
I don't! I don't use it in
reference to actual people.

552
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,391
I mean especially
homosexual people.

553
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,727
So then, that makes it okay?

554
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:30,273
Yeah, I think so. I mean
morally, I feel fine about it.

555
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,067
So as long as it's not in reference
to a person, it's all right?

556
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:37,572
Like if I wanted to start
calling my purse the N word.

557
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,741
"Honey, have you
seen my N word?"

558
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,994
"I can't find my N word anywhere.
And it's the expensive one."

559
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,872
Okay. I will work on it.

560
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,041
Thank you.

561
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,003
Are you fucking kidding me?

562
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,296
No. I'm not.

563
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,965
No, no. Your ex-boyfriend
is behind us.

564
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,884
Gil is tailing us.

565
00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,761
My God.

566
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,679
What the fuck is he doing?

567
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,349
You know what? I'm going to
put a stop to this right now.

568
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,975
What are you gonna do?

569
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,436
I'll tell you
what I'm going to do.

570
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,935
I'm gonna tell him if he
doesn't stop following us,

571
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,773
I'm gonna pull him out of the car
and beat the shit out of him.

572
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,149
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're not doing that!

573
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,525
That's not how
you solve things.

574
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,361
That's exactly
how you handle this.

575
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:17,945
Especially with
a turd like Gil.

576
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:21,199
I'm sorry. Which one of us has a
doctorate in conflict resolution?

577
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,283
'Cause I think it's me.

578
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,910
Listen. I respect
your degree. I do.

579
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,870
But it's not how we're getting
out of this situation, okay?

580
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,580
We don't have time
to bring in a mediator.

581
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,249
Charlie, I am not going to
live with a man who says "fag"

582
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,043
and beats up guys
on the side of the road.

583
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,670
I'm not gonna teach
non-violence at a university

584
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,756
and then marry
Dog the bounty hunter!

585
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,299
I won't do it!

586
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,318
What are you doing, Gil?

587
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,153
Protecting someone I love.

588
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,157
What are you doing,
Yul Perrkins?

589
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,956
I don't know
how you know that name,

590
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,125
but if you say it out loud
again, I swear to God...

591
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,835
"Yul" do what?

592
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,508
I love Annie.

593
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,845
Enough to move back to L.A. for
her where I might get killed.

594
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,764
I love her so much that I'm
not beating your fucking head

595
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:29,016
against the ground right now
because she asked me not to.

596
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,310
But if you do something that
results in her leaving me,

597
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,937
I'm going to beat you to death.

598
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:36,190
I'm literally gonna beat you to fucking death, Gil.
Do you understand that?

599
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,861
That name stays
between you and I.

600
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,197
You know we have
a mutual friend?

601
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,116
I mean, technically
he's a Facebook friend,

602
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,410
which is obviously less significant
than a real friendship

603
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,078
but still kind of cool.

604
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,164
Alex Dmitri.

605
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,876
You know him? Alex Dmitri?

606
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,013
I got you.

607
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,561
Thank you.

608
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,897
Thank you so much.

609
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,608
What did he say?
Is he going home?

610
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:22,612
Nope. No, he's going to
follow us all the way to L.A.

611
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,325
So how do you
want to handle this?

612
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,828
Well, sweetie, if you're not
gonna let me kick his ass,

613
00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:33,247
then you're gonna have
to let me run from him.

614
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,416
Okay.

615
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,293
I'm proud of you.

616
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,837
Thank you.

617
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,839
I'm sure I'll get there.

618
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,008
Yul!

619
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,093
Yul Perrkins!

620
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,513
What is he saying?

621
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,348
Who gives a shit?

622
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,975
This is probably gonna
get pretty fucking radical.

623
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:55,269
But I don't want you
to get scared, okay?

624
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,648
I raced all growing up and I even
drove professionally for a while.

625
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,441
Okay.

626
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,902
I trust you.

627
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,172
Annie, hey! This is Gil!

628
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,049
I'm following you, okay?

629
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,760
If he goes all psycho
and shit on you

630
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,387
give me some kind
of hand signal. Okay?

631
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,102
Hold on!

632
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,300
Shit!

633
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,640
Stop! Stop! God. Stop!

634
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,810
Holy shit!
I think that was Randy!

635
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,962
Bye, Gil.

636
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,848
My God.

637
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,019
Hey! Randy?

638
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,354
Randy, are you okay, man?

639
00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:09,940
No! I'm not
fucking okay, Charlie!

640
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,568
I'm in the middle of a field
that you ran me into!

641
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:16,113
And my gun started going off, man!
No! I am not okay!

642
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,866
Hey! I'm sorry! And I
don't want to be a dick,

643
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,452
but you didn't have to jump
your van onto that field, man.

644
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,579
I got back in my lane
with plenty of time.

645
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,040
Bullshit! I know time.

646
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,667
We would have had
a fucking head-on collision!

647
00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:31,754
Okay. You know what?
You're clearly shaken up.

648
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,965
And apparently you had another
incident with your firearm.

649
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,634
And I think you're
being a little defensive.

650
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,677
I just pulled over to see if you're okay.
All right?

651
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,096
I am not defensive!
Are you shitting me?

652
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,557
What have I got
to be defending? Huh?

653
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,519
Nothing to defend!
You ran me off the road!

654
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,313
My gun went off 'cause of
you, almost killing me!

655
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:50,731
Hey, Randy?

656
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,817
Are you really all right?

657
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,694
I am okay. I am okay. How are you doing?
Are you okay?

658
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:57,196
Yeah.

659
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,949
Do you want me to
call you a tow truck?

660
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,951
Obviously I have
a fucking cell phone!

661
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:05,412
I was in the middle of a call
when you wrecked me! Okay?

662
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,331
Okay. Well, you know what...

663
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,667
Wait, Charlie!
Don't go! Don't go, please!

664
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:12,253
Listen, I'm sorry.
I'm just a little embarrassed.

665
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,713
Don't go, okay? 'Cause I'll
just have to chase you.

666
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:18,300
I know you will, Randy. But will you
please be a little more careful?

667
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,679
I mean, it really worries
me when I look behind me

668
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,806
and I see your van is airborne.

669
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,516
Charlie?

670
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,393
Bye, Randy!

671
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,478
Hey! Congratulations
on the new job!

672
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,188
Thanks!

673
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,549
Remember when they
had, like, two minutes

674
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,032
when they could shop and
get whatever they wanted?

675
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,909
That's a good idea! Hey.

676
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,453
Leave a pit by itself
right in front of a store.

677
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,206
Well he's not a killer.
Look at that face.

678
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,459
That's what they all say.
Until they need stitches.

679
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,795
Like those crazy bitches
that live with tigers?

680
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,630
What? What are
you talking about?

681
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:57,923
The show!

682
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,759
About the women who get pet
tigers and then get eaten?

683
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:02,887
Yeah!

684
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,054
What was that called?

685
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,640
You ain't ever gonna catch no black
bitches living with no tiger.

686
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,058
That's some white girl shit.

687
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:09,727
She hates white bitches, right?

688
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,520
We don't like white
bitches either, do we?

689
00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:12,688
Black people don't do that.

690
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,232
You'll never catch me
doing some shit like that.

691
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,443
Yeah? I live with a tiger
and I ain't no white bitch.

692
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:18,611
Really? No.

693
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,070
I'm a tiger?

694
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,447
Yes, ma'am.

695
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,576
Just the water? I don't think we
have the right cookware for that...

696
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,077
Just the water? Yeah! Mmm...

697
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,329
That'll be $1 .69.

698
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,165
Just a sec. Hi, boss.

699
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,382
What's up?

700
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,593
Gonna have a hell of a meal.

701
00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:45,220
Well, the dog
food's not for me.

702
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,014
I'm just teasing.

703
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,600
But I don't think your dog's gonna
want to eat that either, though.

704
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,436
He's lucky I feed him anything at
all after he tore up my couch.

705
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,438
Mmm.

706
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,524
See? He ain't no lamb.
He's a tiger.

707
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,861
That's right, girl.
He's all tiger.

708
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,741
Well, maybe he thought
that couch was healthier

709
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,826
than the landfill
you're giving him.

710
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,287
Hey, dude?

711
00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:12,539
How about you stop worrying
about what I feed my dog

712
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:16,043
and worry about surfboards, or whatever
the fuck it is you think about?

713
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,045
I'm sorry.

714
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,256
I just don't know
if you realize

715
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:23,133
how much better the good
dog food is for your dog.

716
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,468
Yeah, it's 10% more expensive.

717
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,220
But it's like 80% less poison.

718
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:27,763
I just...

719
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,225
You trying to get knocked
the fuck out, motherfucker?

720
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,810
No, no, no. Huh?

721
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,228
'Cause you got the right guy.

722
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,438
I'll knock a nigger
out holding a baby.

723
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,945
Thank you for
shopping at Field's.

724
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:45,948
I am really only
thinking about the best.

725
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,826
I'm just thinking about, you know, the
beautiful little creature out there.

726
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,202
But I'm sorry.
Have a nice day, sir.

727
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,165
So, a little dog food?

728
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,291
Yeah. How are you doing?

729
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,418
Good.

730
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,881
Where the fuck is your leash?

731
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:07,761
That fucking son of a bitch.

732
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,688
Come on, buddy! Yeah!

733
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:21,150
Get you where we can
play around a little bit.

734
00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:23,193
Yeah! How's that feel?

735
00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:24,778
Right?

736
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:33,954
All right?

737
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,623
Let's eat some dog food.
All right, buddy?

738
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,708
Chill the fuck out, man!

739
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,376
No, I am chill.

740
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:40,836
Don't do nothing stupid!

741
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,213
You like this. You want it.
You said you liked it!

742
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,424
You said it's good!
Don't you remember?

743
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,178
It's high-priced fucking chicken feet dog food!
Eat it, brother!

744
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,471
Baby, let's go, okay?

745
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,972
Yo! Get your man straight!

746
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,099
Hey, babe. I'll be there
in a second, okay?

747
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,393
No, man! Get in the car!
It's just dog food!

748
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:59,229
No! Babe, it's not just dog food.
That's my whole point about this.

749
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,023
It's compressed fucking sawdust

750
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,233
and we're not leaving here
until my man samples some.

751
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,944
You got it! Just eat it!
No! Just trust me!

752
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,196
I can't eat that shit, man!

753
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,114
Why not? I can't! Man, I can't!
I'd rather die!

754
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,617
I can't eat this shit, man!

755
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,328
Do you understand
what you just said?

756
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,663
That you would rather
die than eat that shit?

757
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,373
You understand
how that supports

758
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,918
what I've been trying to tell
you the past 15 minutes?

759
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,921
Other people, lives in danger,

760
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,172
they eat another human being.

761
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,590
But you?

762
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,675
You won't even
fucking eat this.

763
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:36,934
Fuck. That's some
profound shit, man.

764
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,103
That's some
fucking profound shit.

765
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,448
Hey!

766
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,200
Come on. Come on.

767
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,286
Now, I'm going to
take your dog.

768
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,163
But I'm going to
tell you something.

769
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,207
It's not cool to wear
those tank tops anymore.

770
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,712
Unless you're wearing it
ironically or something.

771
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,718
Fuck all y'all!

772
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,067
Fuck me.

773
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,238
Shit. Get some.

774
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,241
Damn!

775
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:36,994
That's a mean kitty!

776
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,036
Thanks.

777
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,413
What is it? A '75?

778
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,206
'67.

779
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,709
Ls that what
they told you, huh?

780
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,420
Shit! Suicide doors.

781
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:48,964
Suicide...

782
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,133
You can shut that.

783
00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:52,926
Thanks.

784
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,344
Seeing if it worked, guy.

785
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,099
That ain't a stock power plant.

786
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,851
No. Not stock.

787
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,769
Yeah. How many ponies?

788
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,355
Seven hundred. Damn!

789
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,858
How much?

790
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:09,943
It's 700!

791
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,779
No. Into the motor.

792
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,199
What's the price
tag on this build?

793
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,910
Reason I'm asking is 'cause
I might do a motor swap

794
00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:19,494
with that late
model Ford over there.

795
00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:22,664
Yeah.

796
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:27,336
I can't really remember everything
that went into it. So...

797
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,546
Ballpark it.

798
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,965
You know what?
It was about 14 grand.

799
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,385
Damn. That's commitment.

800
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,346
Mmm-Yeah.

801
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:39,389
That's what I always say.

802
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,433
And the South will rise again.

803
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,186
God! You own that too?

804
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:47,189
You know what?
It's a rental, actually.

805
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:49,566
Aren't they all?

806
00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:01,745
Hey. Have you noticed that there
is a certain type of person

807
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,997
that is attracted
to this vehicle?

808
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,751
Yeah. Like the guy
at the gas station?

809
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,545
Yes. Like the guy
at the gas station.

810
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,757
Like, if you spent two years
building your dream car

811
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,133
and then you started to notice

812
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:19,054
that is was also the dream car
of a certain type of person.

813
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,807
Like people who are...
I don't know.

814
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,143
Let's just call them
rapists, out of convenience.

815
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,563
If you started to notice that
your peers were rapists,

816
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:32,025
what do you think that says about
the old you who built this car?

817
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,237
Look. This car
is designed specific.

818
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,657
What appeals to me is probably not
what appeals to other dudes. Okay?

819
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,952
I wanted something that was as
fast as hell, seated six people,

820
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:44,579
and had a trunk
the size of an SUV's.

821
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,872
But why?

822
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:50,127
I feel like you're insinuating that I
have small dick complex or something.

823
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,129
And I don't. We both
know that's not the case.

824
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,839
I have a lot of issues,
but not that one.

825
00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:55,132
I'm just teasing you.

826
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:56,967
I don't think couples can
really tease each other.

827
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,260
I think everyone
pretends they can,

828
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,678
but really, there's
always some kind of

829
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,430
truth or judgment
in there somewhere.

830
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,598
Baloney. Couples can tease.

831
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,309
Yeah. It's playful!

832
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,353
Well, of course. I can say
to you you're too fat,

833
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:10,314
or you're too tall
and clearly I'm joking.

834
00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,650
But anything else I say I'm
probably hinting at something

835
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:14,860
that bothers me about you.

836
00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:17,654
But I'm framing it as a joke,
so that when a fight ensues

837
00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,865
I don't have to take
responsibility for it.

838
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,826
Do you want to
just go to this place?

839
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:24,578
Sure.

840
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,130
I feel like you just
got really upset, though.

841
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,590
And I honestly was
just teasing you.

842
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,258
Okay. I'll be back in a second.

843
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:49,019
It's okay if you're feeling
sensitive and I'll drop it.

844
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,438
The only reason
I want to talk about it

845
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,029
I think it's just going
home after four years.

846
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,281
It's just bringing
up some weird shit.

847
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,451
What kind of weird shit?

848
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,286
I don't know.

849
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,997
Just weird shit, really.

850
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,125
My God!

851
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:14,503
Hey!

852
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:15,754
Sorry! Sorry about that.

853
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,547
Sorry. Very sorry.

854
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:18,840
Our bad. Sorry.

855
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,135
My God!

856
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806
Get away from the door!

857
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,682
That was a real
life lemon party.

858
00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:32,270
That was grannies and
grampies fooling around!

859
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,981
What you buying, baby?

860
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,026
I was just checking
my Facebook page.

861
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,613
I don't know why. You ain't single
and you've got three friends.

862
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,240
What the fuck you be
checking on Facebook?

863
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,492
What are you
checking on Facebook?

864
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,245
Maybe Allen put some
new photos of himself

865
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,205
naked in front of the mirror.
I have to stay abreast.

866
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,915
You don't want to miss that.

867
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,257
Get the fuck out of here.

868
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,675
What?

869
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,771
Get your shit. We've got to go.
Where are you going?

870
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,930
We got to go. Come on.
Get your shit. We got to go.

871
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,683
That's what happens. I talked
to him 10 minutes ago!

872
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,561
No. He knows where he is.
All right? I'll see you soon.

873
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,312
Babe? You gonna take
care of the dogs? Mmm...

874
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,772
Did you put the alarm on?

875
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:16,940
Yes.

876
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:23,947
Hey, honey?
What was Gil screaming

877
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,949
when you were
walking towards the car?

878
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,326
He sounded like he
was repeating something.

879
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,871
I don't know what the fuck
he was saying. He's nuts.

880
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,457
Well, obviously you heard
what he was saying.

881
00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:35,375
He kept repeating it
over and over again.

882
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,586
He was just talking shit.

883
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:39,087
But what was it?

884
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,965
Huh?

885
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:44,885
Charlie?

886
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,721
What was he saying?

887
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:49,806
He was saying "Yul Perrkins."

888
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:51,641
He was saying "Yul Perrkins"
over and over again

889
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,977
so that you would hear and then
we would be in this fight.

890
00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,103
So he won.

891
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:58,648
We're not fighting. What are you...
Who's Yul Perrkins?

892
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:03,236
That's my name. That's my real name.
Yul Perrkins.

893
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,865
Perrkins. Yul Perrkins
is my real name.

894
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,869
Why on earth would
we fight about that?

895
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,330
I don't know. I just feel like
this is gonna be a fight.

896
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:15,457
Like, why wouldn't I have
told you my name before?

897
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,250
Or that comment you
made about my car.

898
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,461
Or the old me.
I just, you know...

899
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:22,547
I want everything to be exactly
how it's been since we've met.

900
00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:25,467
I don't want to have to go all
the way back into my background

901
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,052
just because
we're going to L.A.

902
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,638
Can you calm down? Come here.
Come here for a second.

903
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,224
Please come sit
on the bed with me.

904
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:46,905
I think Yul Perrkins
is a very cute name.

905
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,158
I think it sounds like
a Sesame Street character.

906
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,868
Yeah?

907
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:55,622
So did all the kids on the playground.
It was not very cute.

908
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,292
My dad loves Yul Brynner.
He thinks he's a badass.

909
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,379
But no one in my generation's
ever heard of him.

910
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,716
Can I ask you
one more question?

911
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:08,009
And you promise
you'll tell the truth?

912
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:09,761
Yeah.

913
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,309
Did they assign you the name Charlie
Bronson or did you get to pick it?

914
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:18,979
I picked it.

915
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:24,401
Was it 'cause you
thought it sounded tough

916
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,987
and you were tired of
having a sissy name?

917
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,531
Yeah.

918
00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:34,578
That is the most adorable thing
I've ever heard. Come here.

919
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,835
And you loved
Charles Bronson movies?

920
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:48,091
I actually named myself after
that famous English prisoner

921
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:51,970
who named himself after
the actor Charles Bronson.

922
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,433
And I found him
intriguing, I guess.

923
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,934
That's weird.

924
00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:01,646
To find someone
like that intriguing.

925
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,189
It's weird.

926
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,941
Well, look, I don't know...

927
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,360
it sounds stupid now that
I'm saying it out loud,

928
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,446
but at the time it seemed...

929
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,449
I didn't know you then, Annie.

930
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:16,453
So I obviously picked the wrong name.
And I'm sorry that I...

931
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,913
it's fine. Hey. Hey! You can
call me whatever you want.

932
00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:23,543
You're not on trial here, okay?
This is all just new to me.

933
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,880
Come back here. Come back.

934
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:29,549
You want to drop it?

935
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,510
Yeah. I would appreciate that.
Okay.

936
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,020
- 127?
- Are you kidding me?

937
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,939
Might as well tap me on the
shoulder and say, "Fuck you."

938
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,607
Sir, are you okay?

939
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:29,693
Have you been in an accident?

940
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:30,902
What?

941
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:33,655
No. I'm a U.S. marshal.

942
00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:38,034
Okay. Sir, your vehicle
appears to be totaled.

943
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:41,037
And I clocked you at 127
miles per hour back there.

944
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,040
I'm a marshal. And I've got
someone in witness protection

945
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,667
who needs my protection.

946
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,210
I totally understand, sir.

947
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,713
Is there any way you
could stay below 100?

948
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,382
I'm very worried about this car
getting up into triple digits.

949
00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,594
I suppose I could try
to keep it in the high 90s.

950
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,763
Thank you. 'Cause just
like it's your job

951
00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:01,516
to be protecting whoever
you may be protecting...

952
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,351
Um... What? Hold on a second.

953
00:51:03,436 --> 00:51:04,477
I'll be right back, sir.

954
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,562
I need to talk to you.

955
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:09,232
What?

956
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,235
Okay. I wasn't snooping.
But your phone did vibrate

957
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,154
and so I checked it out and...

958
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:16,197
That's your Pouncer app, right?

959
00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:17,282
Yeah.

960
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,451
Okay. So that dot popped
up like two seconds ago.

961
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:23,037
So, there's got to be another gay guy
within, what, 100 feet of here?

962
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,539
Yeah.

963
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:27,041
I mean, it must be him.

964
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:33,089
Although I don't think
he's gay. He's like 50.

965
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,259
There's 50-year-old
gay people, Angelia.

966
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:37,927
We don't grow out of being gay.

967
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,722
No. I didn't... That's not what I meant.
I just...

968
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,640
I just think you
should ask him out.

969
00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,601
What do you mean...
Because he's gay

970
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:45,935
and I'm gay I should
just ask him out?

971
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,020
What are you talking about?

972
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,147
Are you instantly attracted to
every straight person you meet?

973
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:50,273
No.

974
00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,357
Come on.

975
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,614
I'm actually gonna let you go.

976
00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,657
But I do need to see your phone
for a second please, sir.

977
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:00,784
Why?

978
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:03,578
A small request after
you were driving that fast.

979
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,330
Can I see your
phone please, sir?

980
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,874
Thank you very much.

981
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:12,003
Yeah. There we go.
That's what I thought.

982
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,463
Hi.

983
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,714
What are you doing?

984
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,801
I'm programming my name
and number in here.

985
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,553
Just in case you
ever need "backup."

986
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,055
What are you...

987
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,473
Pouncer.

988
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,225
I didn't know what...

989
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,393
You had no idea what it was?

990
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,813
It's okay. Don't be embarrassed.
I'm a fan of Pouncer.

991
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,898
I Pounce.
You Pounce too, I guess.

992
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:34,192
So, you should be
very flattered,

993
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,486
'cause I'm an eight
and you're a five, so...

994
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,238
You have a safe night.

995
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,406
Right.

996
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:49,415
Okay. Do you need to call me back
after you've collected yourself?

997
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,917
No, no, no. I'm good.

998
00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,670
So I stopped off at
San Andreas and Jackson.

999
00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:55,046
They were nowhere to be found.

1000
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,340
I don't think they could
have got as far as Planada.

1001
00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,425
So my guess is Mariposa.

1002
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,053
We'll take a peek in Planada
on our way up to Mariposa.

1003
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,806
Great! Great.
Now, about the girl, Annie,

1004
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:07,100
who's my girlfriend
and a victim in all this.

1005
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,810
I want assurances...

1006
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,478
Hello?

1007
00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:11,855
Did that drop or did he just...

1008
00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:18,862
Hey, buddy, look.
They have shower caps.

1009
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,114
Yeah? Your favorite.

1010
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:22,615
Yep.

1011
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,576
I'm gonna go get some
coffee for us, okay?

1012
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:25,702
Okay.

1013
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,412
I'll be ready to go in 10.

1014
00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:28,705
Have a good shower.

1015
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,039
Thank you.

1016
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:18,171
Come on!

1017
00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,111
Are you...

1018
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:51,329
Fuck!

1019
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,835
That fucking hillbilly from the gas
station stole my engine last night!

1020
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,962
What?

1021
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:01,339
From the Lincoln! I just
went out there to start it.

1022
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:02,924
There's no engine inside.

1023
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,884
How do you steal an engine?

1024
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,637
Grind the motor mounts out and
pull it out with a cherry picker.

1025
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:08,972
It probably took
him 20 minutes.

1026
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,139
Fuck!

1027
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,724
Is there anything I can do?

1028
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:13,810
No. Just finish your shower.

1029
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:14,978
I'm gonna go to the lobby

1030
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,521
and see if they know
someone with a tow truck.

1031
00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:19,565
Okay.
That was a $12,000 engine.

1032
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,319
Sorry your engine
was stolen, sweetie!

1033
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,367
Where is she?

1034
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:30,994
What the fuck are you doing?

1035
00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:32,120
Where is she, man?

1036
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,830
You just fucking broke my nose!

1037
00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,749
I don't care! I swear to God
if you already killed her...

1038
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:40,878
I'm not a fucking killer, man!
What's wrong with you?

1039
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:44,632
You were involved in a homicide!
I am not leaving without her.

1040
00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,092
Get that fucking
club out of my face!

1041
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,343
Don't talk to me like that!

1042
00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:50,138
Listen, man! She is fine!
Do you want to see her?

1043
00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:51,597
Yes!

1044
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,058
Lower that shit and
I'll show her to you!

1045
00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:55,351
All right! Open the door!

1046
00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:56,978
What the fuck
are you thinking, man?

1047
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,397
Hitting me in the nose
with a golf club?

1048
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:00,815
I didn't think it
would hurt that bad!

1049
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,066
Jesus Christ!

1050
00:56:02,151 --> 00:56:03,401
Just open the door, man!

1051
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:07,113
I've been through some shit. I've
never seen a bitch move like that.

1052
00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:09,574
Well, if you wouldn't
be such an asshole!

1053
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,994
You know what pisses me off the most about
you hitting me with this fucking...

1054
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,787
No! I don't really
give a shit either.

1055
00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:23,129
It's that you made me
break my promise to Annie.

1056
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:28,634
That was a shitty
thing to do, Gil!

1057
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:32,638
That was really
fucking selfish of you.

1058
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,893
Fucking selfish prick.

1059
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:10,259
Fuck! Fuck...

1060
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:37,870
Honey!

1061
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,497
I'm sorry!
Sorry, sorry, sorry! Honey?

1062
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:40,915
We have got to go right now.

1063
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:42,542
I will tell you
about it in the car, okay?

1064
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,460
What car? I thought
you said the car was...

1065
00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:47,171
Baby, this is life or death. I need you
to get out of the shower this second.

1066
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,381
Okay? Let's go. Okay.

1067
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:58,850
I don't understand. What happened to your face?
Why are you bleeding?

1068
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,852
Baby, will you please just
get dressed and pack, okay?

1069
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,146
Yes. The people I testified
against are in the lobby.

1070
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,522
We got to get out
of here right now.

1071
00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:05,648
Should I call the police?

1072
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:06,774
There's no time for that.

1073
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,776
Why are you bleeding?
Did they hit you?

1074
00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:10,153
Baby, just faster, okay?

1075
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,988
I'm going as fast as I can!

1076
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:14,615
They are right out there.
Okay, go baby! Go, go, go!

1077
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,867
Okay, I'm going! I'm going!

1078
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:22,415
Okay.

1079
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:24,792
I'll grab Yul.
You got the girl?

1080
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:25,877
Yeah, I've got her.

1081
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,920
You want me to take the gun since
you're focused on the door?

1082
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,672
I think I can manage both.

1083
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:30,756
Okay. All right.

1084
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,680
All right.
We're gonna go on three.

1085
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:39,432
One.

1086
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,558
You all right?

1087
00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:41,726
Yep. Here we go.

1088
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,519
One. Two.

1089
00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:45,271
Three.

1090
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:46,772
Where the fuck is Yul?

1091
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,902
Hey! What are you
looking at, bro?

1092
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,570
Ls Yul here? Fuck!

1093
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,865
Come on! They're seniors. It's
the wrong room. Come on. Go!

1094
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,367
Fucking embarrassing, man!
I know.

1095
00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,744
That shit was disgusting!

1096
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,374
You got everything you need?
Yes.

1097
00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:06,959
We're good. We're good,
we're good, we're good.

1098
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,378
Damn it!

1099
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:11,839
Can you grab that?
Yeah, honey...

1100
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:15,426
Okay. Your purse.

1101
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,345
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1102
00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:23,267
What is that?

1103
00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:24,936
It's a remote keyless entry.

1104
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,145
For which car?

1105
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:27,521
It's kind of a universal one.

1106
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,440
Where did you get that?

1107
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:32,568
I just made it. Mama, will you
just throw your stuff in the car?

1108
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,403
Let's go. Go, go,
go, go, go. Faster!

1109
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:38,241
Wait a second. I'm not just going
to get into someone else's car.

1110
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:39,659
Sweetie, it's not the time!

1111
00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:43,788
Hey!

1112
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:51,963
Hurry up! Let's go!

1113
01:00:13,986 --> 01:00:15,569
Did you just steal this car?

1114
01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,864
Yes, I did. But only because
I absolutely had to.

1115
01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,783
How did you steal it?

1116
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,077
If you lose your keyless entry
and go to the dealership

1117
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:25,288
they use the VIN number to get
a new code in their program.

1118
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:27,123
And I got a new code
and I programmed this one.

1119
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,749
But how?
How did you get the code?

1120
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,212
I have passwords for
the different dealerships.

1121
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,381
Why do you have
those passwords?

1122
01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:36,966
Charlie?

1123
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,634
Look. If we have
this conversation

1124
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,927
and I'm completely
honest with you,

1125
01:00:40,012 --> 01:00:41,637
I'm afraid you're not gonna
want to be with me anymore.

1126
01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:44,515
Okay, well, if we don't have this
conversation, I can't be with you.

1127
01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:46,726
I can't be with someone
that I don't trust.

1128
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,394
So you're just going
to have to risk it.

1129
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,071
Asshole!

1130
01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:02,325
You know I witnessed a bank
robbery that went really wrong.

1131
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,451
Yeah.

1132
01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:05,995
What I left out is that
I was kind of involved.

1133
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,998
Not in the violence part, but
in the getaway driving part.

1134
01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,291
I'm sorry I didn't
say that to you,

1135
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,584
but when I got into
witness protection

1136
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,835
I looked at it
as a new beginning.

1137
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,388
And I knew I wasn't going
to be that guy anymore...

1138
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:16,130
You're a bank robber?

1139
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:17,798
Charlie?

1140
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:20,801
No. I didn't actually
rob any of the banks.

1141
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,345
Alex and Allen did the robbing

1142
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:25,056
and I did the driving them to
and from the bank robbing.

1143
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,725
Banks? Plural?

1144
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,226
How many times did
you do that, Charlie?

1145
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,020
I don't know. A few.

1146
01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,313
You don't know?

1147
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:33,522
Maybe 12 or 13.

1148
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,066
"Maybe"? Maybe a dozen?

1149
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,692
Maybe a baker's dozen?
You're not sure?

1150
01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:38,027
No. It was 13.

1151
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,153
You're sure that is was 13?

1152
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,989
Yes, it was absolutely 13. This is
why I didn't tell you about this.

1153
01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:43,699
Because I knew you were
going to react this way.

1154
01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:46,452
Who wouldn't react this way,
Charlie? A sociopath?

1155
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,080
Look, I have a terrible past.
I'm sorry about that.

1156
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:50,998
But it has
nothing to do with us.

1157
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,209
How'd you do it?
How'd you get off, Charlie?

1158
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,711
You testified against your
friends to save your own ass?

1159
01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:57,713
They were gonna charge Neve
with accessory to murder

1160
01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,298
because she cased the job.

1161
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:02,843
So either I turned on Alex and
Allen, who did the shooting,

1162
01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:04,845
or Neve went to prison
for the rest of her life.

1163
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,097
Who is Neve?

1164
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,349
The black girl
in the station wagon.

1165
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,101
Why aren't they
in prison, Charlie?

1166
01:02:10,185 --> 01:02:12,978
They implied I wasn't a credible
witness because I was...

1167
01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:15,856
You know, engaged to Neve.

1168
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:21,529
You were engaged to a woman
who plans bank robberies?

1169
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,656
Who are you?

1170
01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:25,324
Listen. Sweetie. Please?

1171
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,492
Don't.

1172
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,372
Pull the car over. I think
I'm going to throw up.

1173
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:34,333
I can't pull over right now, or
Alex is gonna shoot both of us.

1174
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,795
Then fucking lose them, Charlie!
So you can let me out!

1175
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,810
Hey, buddy!
It's me from last night!

1176
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,229
Yeah! The minivan!
I could really use your help

1177
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,564
I'm at some abandoned airfield.

1178
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,067
I cannot believe this is
a fucking station wagon!

1179
01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:24,360
This shit is so fast!

1180
01:04:33,078 --> 01:04:34,245
We might not make this!

1181
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,416
Watch out for Gil!

1182
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:55,975
Fucking shit!

1183
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:57,476
Fuck!

1184
01:04:58,436 --> 01:04:59,937
Fuck!

1185
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:04,316
Damn it! Pick up already.

1186
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:06,652
Debby.
It's not a good time.

1187
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:07,903
Am I fucking up your massage?

1188
01:05:07,988 --> 01:05:09,280
'Cause you're fucking up mine!

1189
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:10,573
What is it?

1190
01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,700
I got a call from UC. Sandy's
got some emergency tomorrow.

1191
01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:14,326
So you have to be
there by 4:00 p.m. today.

1192
01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:16,579
That might be impossible.

1193
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,415
Are you kidding me? I could leave
Milton now and be there by 4:00.

1194
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,083
Deb, I don't think
you understand!

1195
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:23,502
Annie, I am in the middle of something.
Just get there!

1196
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:27,339
Don't be a pussy.

1197
01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,052
Please pull over and
find a place to let me out.

1198
01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:35,097
Annie? I want to talk
about this. Okay?

1199
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:38,142
Just let me drive you to L.A. and
we can talk it out on the way.

1200
01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:40,978
You are engaged!
You're a criminal!

1201
01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:44,315
If you don't pull over, I'm jumping out.
And I'm not kidding!

1202
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,733
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

1203
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,828
Hold on a second, okay?

1204
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:01,040
Annie! Hey!
Where are you going?

1205
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:05,169
You're going to walk aimlessly
through an orange grove?

1206
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,503
I did not lie to you!

1207
01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:08,589
Omitting is lying, Charlie!

1208
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:12,259
What if I had sex with a co-worker
and I didn't tell you that?

1209
01:06:12,344 --> 01:06:14,219
You wouldn't
think that was a lie?

1210
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:15,971
No! That would be a lie!

1211
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,473
Because we're in a relationship

1212
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,892
and we owe each other
those kind of details.

1213
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:25,481
Look, whatever you're mad about
happened before we ever met, okay?

1214
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:28,484
Look! I have not violated
your trust once since we met.

1215
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:31,487
Except for completely
lying about who you are.

1216
01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:34,698
Look, you may have had three-ways
with dudes or smoked cocaine!

1217
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:35,866
I don't know!

1218
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:38,160
But if you had, just because you
didn't disclose that to me,

1219
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:40,120
doesn't mean you're a liar!

1220
01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,456
I don't care what
you did before we met.

1221
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,333
All I care about
is who you are now!

1222
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,627
Really?
So if I was a pedophile,

1223
01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:50,005
if I had raped children,
you wouldn't care about that?

1224
01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:52,424
If I had been a member of
the Ku Klux Klan? No biggie?

1225
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:53,759
That wouldn't bother you?

1226
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:58,263
You wouldn't feel like a complete idiot
for having fallen in love with me?

1227
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,601
Buddy, I...

1228
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,979
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1229
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,649
I was ashamed.
And I was embarrassed.

1230
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:12,361
And I thought we would just live in
Milton for the rest of our lives

1231
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,654
and be happy and have babies.

1232
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,781
And I would be Charlie.
And that would be that.

1233
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,618
What if I did tell you?
Be honest.

1234
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,453
Would you have
fallen in love with me?

1235
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:24,873
I don't know!

1236
01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:27,835
And I'm never gonna know,

1237
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:30,129
because you took that
decision away from me.

1238
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:34,717
But yes, Charlie! I find it
very difficult to believe

1239
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:36,719
that someone who
justified robbing 13 banks

1240
01:07:36,803 --> 01:07:38,595
would ever not be
that type of person.

1241
01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,682
It's not exactly the high
profile background you look for

1242
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:44,059
when you're choosing
someone to have a baby with.

1243
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:47,980
You know, if I was an ex-drug
addict or an ex-alcoholic,

1244
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,441
I guarantee you would be
able to look past that.

1245
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,567
That's not the point.

1246
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:53,444
The bottom line is
in any relationship

1247
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,696
you can either wallow
in the person's past,

1248
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,865
or you can look at the person
that's right in front of you

1249
01:07:57,949 --> 01:08:00,576
and choose to move forward.
But you can't do both.

1250
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,664
I agree.

1251
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,833
Then move forward with me.

1252
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:15,090
But the person in
front of me lied to me.

1253
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:19,094
Whether you want to call
it that or not, Charlie.

1254
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,186
I need to get to L.A.

1255
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,022
And I'm gonna do
that without you.

1256
01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:34,485
How?

1257
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,184
Hey.

1258
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,437
Are you okay?

1259
01:09:10,522 --> 01:09:12,564
Yeah. I'm fine. Can you, um...

1260
01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:15,108
Can you drive me the rest
of the way to L.A., please?

1261
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:16,318
Of course.

1262
01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:19,196
Or would you rather go back to
our house and digest all this?

1263
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:22,074
No, Gil. I just
want to get to L.A.

1264
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,159
I can do that.

1265
01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:26,703
Why don't you hop in and I'll
gather all your belongings?

1266
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,996
Okay.

1267
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:34,795
Hey, asshole. Do not even think
about tailing us. I'm serious.

1268
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,672
Or what? You're gonna
stab me with that knife?

1269
01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,131
I could, if you charged me.

1270
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:39,883
Yeah? Okay. I'm terrified.

1271
01:09:39,968 --> 01:09:41,885
Yeah, well,
you're the aggressor.

1272
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,888
Listen. I still think
you're a fucking turd.

1273
01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:47,057
But I'm sorry
that I clocked you

1274
01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:49,643
and I appreciate you
taking Annie to L.A.

1275
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:51,603
You're welcome.

1276
01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:54,523
And we know who got the best
of who in that scuffle.

1277
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,608
So, if you forgot,

1278
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,236
just ask your previous shirt.

1279
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,113
I will.

1280
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,080
You got your seatbelt on?

1281
01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:14,751
He's not answering.

1282
01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,004
My God! Pounce him!

1283
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:18,171
What do you mean "Pounce him"?

1284
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,715
Use your app. Your Pouncer app.
And Pounce him.

1285
01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:22,801
My God! You're brilliant. Okay.

1286
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:25,762
I see him! He's on here!
Okay, um...

1287
01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,097
Go straight.

1288
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,392
He's right there. He's right there.
He's right there.

1289
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,518
Bingo.

1290
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:33,478
My God.

1291
01:10:44,616 --> 01:10:46,158
What the hell happened?

1292
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:48,619
Was he executed?

1293
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,120
I don't know.

1294
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:53,916
Randy?

1295
01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:01,131
I hit my head.

1296
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,261
Let's go!

1297
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:13,101
You okay?

1298
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,688
You want to pull over
and have a warm meal, or...

1299
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:18,690
Or would you rather process?

1300
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,527
Okay.

1301
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:24,655
You process.

1302
01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,198
Gil?

1303
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:35,999
You okay?

1304
01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,501
Yeah.

1305
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:40,963
Hey!

1306
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,381
Don't even think about it!

1307
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,883
Let me go!

1308
01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:46,343
Gil!

1309
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:50,722
Gil! What the fuck?

1310
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,488
- Annie?
- Yul?

1311
01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:08,782
How you doing, buddy?

1312
01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,742
Where are you right now?
Where's Annie?

1313
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,077
We're at the Stoneside Diner

1314
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,538
having some French fries and onion rings.
Why don't you come down?

1315
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,373
Don't be a fucking
asshole, Alex.

1316
01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:17,791
She has nothing to do with us.

1317
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:21,294
I'd hurry up if I were you. Neve's
mad-dogging the hell out of her.

1318
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:43,316
Wow.

1319
01:12:44,444 --> 01:12:45,527
Wow!

1320
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,030
You look really good, Yul.

1321
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,531
Yeah.

1322
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:53,118
You used to look older than Alex, but
now you look younger. It's crazy.

1323
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,078
He looks good.
Doesn't he, babe?

1324
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,622
I don't know. Who gives a shit?

1325
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,291
Really, baby?

1326
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:03,295
Yeah, well, I would have
asked for your permission,

1327
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,213
but you kind of fell
off the map, didn't you?

1328
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:06,631
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, man.

1329
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:07,758
I'm sure you fucking hate me.

1330
01:13:07,842 --> 01:13:09,176
But I don't think I really
had a choice, did I?

1331
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,428
Yeah, I do fucking hate you.
You betrayed me.

1332
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:14,931
Okay? We were best friends
and you testified against me.

1333
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:20,520
You know what? Fuck you.

1334
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:23,732
You fucking betrayed me.
You fucking shot a dude, man!

1335
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,108
You put us all in
this shitty mess

1336
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,694
where I got to pick between my
fiancee and my best friend!

1337
01:13:27,779 --> 01:13:29,696
That's your fucking fault!
So fuck you!

1338
01:13:29,781 --> 01:13:31,406
I'm sorry.
You were inside the bank?

1339
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:33,283
No. I forgot about that!

1340
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,410
You were inside the bank and
you saw the security guard

1341
01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:36,870
pointing a fucking
gun at Allen.

1342
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,455
No! No, you weren't!

1343
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:42,167
You were in the fucking car trying to
change the fucking oldies station!

1344
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:46,129
I'm sure the $6 an hour fucking
retard was gonna shoot Allen.

1345
01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:47,589
Are you kidding me?
He would have shot me!

1346
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:49,591
You don't fucking know!
Shut the fuck up, Allen!

1347
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,009
You don't get to do that.
What do you want?

1348
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,135
You don't get
to do that anymore.

1349
01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:53,386
You're not in this fucking circle.
Sorry, Allen.

1350
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:54,679
What do you want? I want money.

1351
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:55,988
That's it, bro. I don't
want anything else.

1352
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,682
You got it. Let's go
to my dad's right now.

1353
01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:58,975
Let her out of the car.
Let's go.

1354
01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,602
No. She's gonna
come with. Let's go.

1355
01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:01,978
Stay in the car.
Hold on a second, dude.

1356
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:03,772
You're gonna fucking turn
this into kidnapping?

1357
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:04,898
I'll give you the money.

1358
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,108
Let's go right now.
Let's just go.

1359
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,777
Hey, no. I'm being serious.
Alex? Please listen to me.

1360
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:09,945
Seriously, dude?

1361
01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:13,115
You're gonna risk going to prison
when I'm cooperating? I don't get it.

1362
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,283
'Cause you
owe me, motherfucker!

1363
01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:16,493
Do you understand?
It's that simple.

1364
01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,162
I want you to feel the fucking
uncomfortable situation I was in.

1365
01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:21,289
You got off!
What are you talking about?

1366
01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:22,457
I was in jail for eight months!

1367
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,876
My God? Eight months!
Are you fucking crazy?

1368
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,170
I've been in Siberia
for four years!

1369
01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:29,339
The fucking
arrogance of you, man!

1370
01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:30,632
You don't understand
what you're talking about.

1371
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,009
I don't understand? What? You fucking
didn't like the gym equipment?

1372
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,427
There wasn't enough
time for you to read?

1373
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:35,804
I got butt-fucked.

1374
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,478
I got fucked in the
butt because of you.

1375
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,732
Yeah.

1376
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,820
That's horrible. I did not
realize that happened in jail.

1377
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:53,488
I thought that
was a prison thing.

1378
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,990
Yeah, well...

1379
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,743
I guess it's not
exclusive to prisons.

1380
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,336
Well, I mean, you've never
been, like, a homophobe.

1381
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:11,173
It seems like something
you probably worked through.

1382
01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:12,716
You're a strong dude.

1383
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,384
I don't think homophobia
has anything to do with it.

1384
01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:16,052
The guy was disgusting.

1385
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:18,930
If I was gay I would still
want to come after you.

1386
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,266
I'm really sorry.

1387
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,268
I'm really, really sorry.

1388
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:25,020
Was it a black guy?

1389
01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:28,023
No, it wasn't a black guy.

1390
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,275
That's a pretty fucking
racist thing to say.

1391
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,420
Why would you assume
it's a black guy?

1392
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,986
You think that's racist? Yeah.

1393
01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:35,655
I think that's
the opposite of racist.

1394
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,158
I don't think it would make a black
guy gay to fuck a white dude

1395
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,826
because we're such
pussies compared to them.

1396
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,786
What the fuck are you even
talking about right now?

1397
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,372
I'm saying if I was a black dude I
wouldn't feel the least bit gay

1398
01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:45,540
about fucking a white guy.

1399
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:47,751
I would think a white guy is
just like masculine chicks.

1400
01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:49,920
Like, Ellen. She's masculine,

1401
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,880
but I would totally fuck
her if I were single.

1402
01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:53,798
I wasn't fucked by a black guy.

1403
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,550
Okay?

1404
01:15:55,635 --> 01:15:56,968
Can we just go? Okay.

1405
01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:02,891
Was it a Mexican guy?

1406
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,142
No.

1407
01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,155
Man.

1408
01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:21,243
Was it one of those white guys?
Those fucking Nazis?

1409
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,580
Because if so, man.
I am so fucking sorry.

1410
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:24,329
No! It was not
a fucking white guy, either.

1411
01:16:24,664 --> 01:16:27,415
Charlie? It doesn't matter
who violated him. Okay?

1412
01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:29,251
It could have been
any number of people.

1413
01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:30,794
It doesn't matter
their race, okay?

1414
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,420
It could have been Latino.
It could have been Tongan.

1415
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,381
It could have been a Persian...
it was Filipino!

1416
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:38,176
I was butt-fucked by
a Filipino dude, okay?

1417
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,637
Does that fucking
solve your dilemma

1418
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:43,139
of what part of the world
my ass traveled to?

1419
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:44,266
Well...

1420
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:48,186
I mean, I don't think...
That's not so bad.

1421
01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:51,690
I mean, just like all black
dudes think of us as women,

1422
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:56,278
I think of all Asians as women, you know?
Even the men.

1423
01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:59,614
I feel like you basically
hooked up with an Asian lady.

1424
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,409
Charlie, just... No, I didn't hook
up with anybody, bro. I was raped.

1425
01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:03,493
Okay, listen, I don't...

1426
01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:04,577
Fucking hooked up?

1427
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:05,704
I'm just trying to help.

1428
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:08,206
I feel partly responsible for
this and I'm really sorry.

1429
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,125
Well that's a weird angle, bro.

1430
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,219
Fucking back up, Randy!

1431
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,144
Gil, what the fuck
are you doing out here?

1432
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:31,271
They have Annie.
Alex Dmitri took her.

1433
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:33,023
Get in the van. Ride with him.

1434
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,025
Let's go!

1435
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,414
Hey...

1436
01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:59,090
Hey, you remember my dad lives at
1805 Burns in Spicewood, right?

1437
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,175
I don't remember a place

1438
01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:01,718
I've been to 200 times, no.

1439
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,346
1805 Spicewood
in Burns, California.

1440
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:05,764
Write that down.
Write that down.

1441
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:29,454
Look at this guy. Ringing the
doorbell to his own house.

1442
01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:33,333
What's wrong?

1443
01:18:34,335 --> 01:18:37,295
I have not talked to my dad
since I got arrested, so...

1444
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:39,255
Yeah, but that's
not your fault.

1445
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,216
He knows you can't
contact your family.

1446
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,301
No. You can.

1447
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,846
Charlie, you told me that you
couldn't contact your family.

1448
01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:48,973
I did not tell you that.
You might have assumed that.

1449
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,934
But I never said that.
Okay, fine. Forget it.

1450
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:53,978
Why haven't you
talked to your dad?

1451
01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:57,649
I don't know...

1452
01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:02,153
Shame? Fucking
demoralizing shame?

1453
01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:11,413
That's been four years coming.

1454
01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:13,456
And you deserve
more than just that.

1455
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:14,749
I know.

1456
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,836
Yeah, I don't know what
pisses me off the most, Yul.

1457
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,088
The fact that you got
involved in all that shit,

1458
01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:23,174
or that you ran off like a
coward when everything blew up.

1459
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,469
I didn't raise that person.

1460
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,513
That's not my son.

1461
01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:33,226
And you used the Lincoln.

1462
01:19:33,853 --> 01:19:35,437
Our project car.

1463
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:37,355
Makes me sick!

1464
01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:39,566
Yeah. Me too.

1465
01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:44,654
Now, why are you
all together again?

1466
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,322
Not by choice.

1467
01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:48,825
I buried something in
the pasture that Alex wants.

1468
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:50,785
Hey, Mr. Perrkins. How are you?
Good to see you.

1469
01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:51,870
Mr. Perrkins.

1470
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:53,204
Now, who's this one?

1471
01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:58,501
This is Annie. She is my,
or was, my girlfriend.

1472
01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,879
Prior to all
this being revealed.

1473
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,089
Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.

1474
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,719
Clint Perrkins.

1475
01:20:09,889 --> 01:20:13,057
Good. Good. Good. This feels right.
This feels right.

1476
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,517
Want to go to the pasture?

1477
01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:16,936
Good to see you.

1478
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,355
You know I'm going to shoot
you in the back of the head

1479
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:20,732
if you don't find this money?
You know that?

1480
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,317
What are you going to
do with this money, Alex?

1481
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,444
They know the serial numbers
on half these bills.

1482
01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,321
I don't think they're gonna be
caring about serial numbers

1483
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:27,572
in Iraq, bro.

1484
01:20:28,908 --> 01:20:30,158
Get the fuck out of here.

1485
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,576
You're going to buy dinar?

1486
01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:33,328
How the fuck do
you know about dinar?

1487
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,371
If you buy $100,000
worth of dinar

1488
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:37,582
and it goes to the value of the
Kuwait dollar, you're looking at

1489
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,917
$300,000,000. $300,000,000.

1490
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,294
Heaven forbid either of you
ever worked for something.

1491
01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:43,671
Hey, Clint? Why don't you think
of this gun as a microphone?

1492
01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:46,257
When it's not in your hand
you shut the fuck up. Okay?

1493
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:51,429
It's none of my business,
but just so you know,

1494
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:53,264
the Charlie that...

1495
01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:57,352
Yul, that I've known
for the past year

1496
01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,104
I think is the one that
you were trying to raise.

1497
01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:03,191
He's actually
a pretty good boy.

1498
01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:04,734
Yeah.

1499
01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:06,152
Hey, give me that shovel!

1500
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,738
Boy, you look like
a monkey fucking a football.

1501
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,031
I got it, Pops. Thanks.

1502
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:11,366
Allen. Let him do it.

1503
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:13,451
That is bullshit, though.

1504
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,162
Hey...

1505
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,874
I'm sorry
I disappeared like that.

1506
01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:23,795
I couldn't handle letting you
down on top of everything else.

1507
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,964
It was just too much for me.
And it was

1508
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:29,008
cowardly. And I'm sorry.

1509
01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:33,429
I'm racing Class 1 now.

1510
01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:35,098
Get out of here. Class 1?

1511
01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:38,810
Yep. I bought a Tatum,
700 horse.

1512
01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:40,478
You should drive it.

1513
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:43,314
Motherfucker will go over
or through anything.

1514
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,483
It's a...

1515
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,124
Good luck with the dinar.

1516
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,667
Man.

1517
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,252
It's gonna be huge, Yul.

1518
01:22:04,336 --> 01:22:05,336
And you could have shared on it

1519
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,422
if you weren't such a shitty
motherfucking friend.

1520
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:08,590
All right. Let's go.

1521
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:09,841
Don't touch me! What, bitch?

1522
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:10,967
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1523
01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:15,930
You want to see me act like
a fucking degenerate, bitch?

1524
01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:19,017
Get off her! Alex, man, you've
got the fucking money! Just go!

1525
01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:20,184
Annie's coming with us.

1526
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:21,811
When the deal is made
and the cops aren't called

1527
01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:23,119
then she can do whatever
the fuck she wants.

1528
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,648
No one's calling the cops.
Just please, take the money.

1529
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:27,233
I'm not fucking
asking you a question.

1530
01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,089
Go! Go, baby, get him!

1531
01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:51,341
Hey!

1532
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,636
Hey!

1533
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:00,475
Hey!

1534
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,685
Yul!

1535
01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:11,277
In here? Ls this it?

1536
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,197
No, no! That's not a Tatum!

1537
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,074
What a bone grow.

1538
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,283
Come on! Let's go!

1539
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:21,788
You open that door!

1540
01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:22,914
Seatbelts! Seatbelts!

1541
01:23:26,377 --> 01:23:27,377
Turn it on!

1542
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,628
Okay.

1543
01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:29,921
Jesus! Look at all this shit!

1544
01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,761
Start this ridiculous vehicle!

1545
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,221
Okay! I'm trying! I'm trying!

1546
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:40,014
You're gonna
catch a fucking stray!

1547
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:41,974
Power! I've got power!

1548
01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:50,191
Come on, motherfucker!

1549
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:56,155
Go!

1550
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:19,637
What the fuck just happened?

1551
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:27,770
What are you doing?

1552
01:24:27,855 --> 01:24:29,814
I can't leave my
dad in that field.

1553
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,498
Looks like he's
got it under control!

1554
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,666
Yeah.

1555
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,282
Come on, motherfucker!

1556
01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,264
Give me your gun!

1557
01:26:01,865 --> 01:26:04,325
Get out of the car!
Lady! Grab some dirt!

1558
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:05,993
Get your fucking hands up!

1559
01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:09,539
I got him!
I shot him! He's shot!

1560
01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:11,999
He's shot. He's shot!
He's shot, look!

1561
01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,714
I don't think they're
following us anymore!

1562
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,384
I can't see a goddamn thing.
Are you sure?

1563
01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:22,510
Yes.

1564
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:35,690
Okay, you know what? It's 2:30.

1565
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:37,692
So I think we're just
gonna have to chance it.

1566
01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:38,901
What do you mean?

1567
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,529
Well, I mean, we've got to get on
the freeway to get to UC from here.

1568
01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:43,364
And this thing isn't
exactly highway legal.

1569
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,116
So I think we should...

1570
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,034
I can call a cab.

1571
01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:49,579
But you don't have
time to call a cab.

1572
01:26:49,746 --> 01:26:53,040
Then I'll be late.
Or I won't make it.

1573
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,709
But I don't want you
getting arrested over this.

1574
01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:57,169
I don't care if
I get arrested, okay?

1575
01:26:57,921 --> 01:27:00,506
I promised you that I was gonna
get you to this interview,

1576
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,508
and I'm gonna do that.

1577
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:04,844
I don't have a job.

1578
01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:06,637
I don't have any friends.

1579
01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:08,681
You don't love me anymore.

1580
01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:11,809
So my word is really
all I've got going for me.

1581
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,819
I don't not love you.

1582
01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:29,076
I'm just terrified
that I don't know you.

1583
01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:32,788
I mean, between your fake name
and those were your friends?

1584
01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:34,165
Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie.

1585
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:38,544
You know me.

1586
01:27:40,631 --> 01:27:41,881
You do.

1587
01:27:42,007 --> 01:27:43,758
You know me more than anyone.

1588
01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:46,636
And I'm gonna be
the exact same person

1589
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,847
you met and fell in love with
for the rest of my life.

1590
01:27:57,481 --> 01:27:59,398
Do you think you can be
the exact same person

1591
01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:02,443
except not say "fag"
when you really mean "lame"?

1592
01:28:04,655 --> 01:28:05,988
Yes.

1593
01:28:09,368 --> 01:28:11,327
And not buy into
get-rich-quick schemes

1594
01:28:11,411 --> 01:28:12,828
that profit from
war-torn countries?

1595
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,246
Okay.

1596
01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:18,000
I'll even throw in
stereotyping.

1597
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:22,922
Okay.

1598
01:28:26,843 --> 01:28:27,885
Let's go.

1599
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:12,471
I'm gonna go ahead and call
horseshit on the 60 yards, Anderson.

1600
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,181
- Horseshit, my ass.
- Yeah, horseshit.

1601
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:17,393
That shot was in excess
of 60 yards, sir. Okay.

1602
01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,353
And you thought you could
use Big Red's revolver

1603
01:29:19,438 --> 01:29:21,564
instead of your own Sig?
This whole thing stinks.

1604
01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:23,691
I was out of ammunition
from a previous exchange.

1605
01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:24,817
Yeah, okay.

1606
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,610
I noticed that you
modified your vehicle too.

1607
01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,029
It's not really an overhaul.

1608
01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:30,823
A little bit more of an underhaul, wasn't it?
Did you see that? Good God.

1609
01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:33,909
It was an extreme pursuit where
I was temporarily airborne.

1610
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,662
You want to lay down?
Take a quick sit?

1611
01:29:36,747 --> 01:29:38,414
You've clearly got
professional health problems.

1612
01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,458
My chest hurts
just looking at you.

1613
01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:42,376
You've got total
disregard for equipment.

1614
01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:44,462
But somehow... Somehow

1615
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:47,923
you managed to take down
Dmitri without any help.

1616
01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:51,052
And that, my friend, that's impressive.
Is it not?

1617
01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:52,219
Very.

1618
01:29:52,304 --> 01:29:55,014
Well, I did receive some vital
backup from Officer Rathbinn.

1619
01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,432
Thank you.

1620
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,641
That's you, ginge?

1621
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:58,768
Yeah. Good God.

1622
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:00,269
I'm Terry.

1623
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,855
Hey. Pat Rickman. Great job.
Thank you.

1624
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:04,886
You know, you're probably
gonna get out of witness protection

1625
01:30:04,941 --> 01:30:07,276
for this, big guy? Huh?
Maybe even air marshal.

1626
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:08,903
You like that?
You like the sound of that?

1627
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,238
Riding up front, first
class, gun at the ready?

1628
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:12,740
From your mouth
to Grant's ears.

1629
01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:13,949
I'm gonna whisper
it right in there.

1630
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,242
I'm gonna
see him this afternoon.

1631
01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:16,368
I'll make sure he
knows everything.

1632
01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:17,661
Yeah, we are.

1633
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,705
Hey. We'll even
throw your name in there.

1634
01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:20,831
Really?

1635
01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:22,249
Are you interested in
being a U.S. marshal?

1636
01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,584
100 %. I'm in.

1637
01:30:23,668 --> 01:30:24,752
Well, good.

1638
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:30,216
Are you going to borrow
a condom or can we go?

1639
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:31,467
We can go. Okay.

1640
01:30:31,551 --> 01:30:32,593
Nice going.

1641
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:34,595
Mike's gonna be back give you
guys a ride a little bit later.

1642
01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,764
I'm proud of you! Well done!

1643
01:31:05,544 --> 01:31:07,378
Way to go green, asshole.

1644
01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:09,380
It's bio-diesel, friend.

1645
01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,882
Okay. You set?

1646
01:31:12,259 --> 01:31:13,968
That was pretty amazing. Right?

1647
01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:15,511
Will you acknowledge
how cool that was?

1648
01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:16,595
Yeah. It was cool.

1649
01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,139
Are you all right? Are you ready?
No.

1650
01:31:18,223 --> 01:31:20,099
I'm not. I don't have
my teaching certificate.

1651
01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,225
Okay. I don't have my resume.

1652
01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:24,645
I am covered in mud.
I look like a transient.

1653
01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:27,648
Put your head back.
Close your eyes.

1654
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,732
Okay?

1655
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:30,442
Take a few deep breaths.

1656
01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:36,991
This is the only moment
you need to worry about.

1657
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:41,245
You're not late
for anything. We made it.

1658
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,080
You're not missing anything.

1659
01:31:43,165 --> 01:31:45,332
You're exactly where
you are supposed to be.

1660
01:31:45,792 --> 01:31:48,252
And you're exactly who
you are supposed to be.

1661
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:50,713
And you are absolutely perfect.

1662
01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:53,382
And if you're up for it

1663
01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:57,052
I will spend every moment with
you for the rest of your life.

1664
01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:01,432
I'm up for it.

1665
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:09,356
Buddy.

1666
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,027
Okay, buddy. I've got
to go now because

1667
01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:15,070
there's a job in there
that they want to give me.

1668
01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:16,697
Go get it.

1669
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:26,540
Good luck.

1670
01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:27,625
How do I look?

1671
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:28,876
Amazing.

1672
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:34,256
You look great. Nice buns!

1673
01:32:34,341 --> 01:32:35,466
Shut up.

1674
01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:41,222
Deep breath.

1675
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:44,308
No matter what happens today
you are an amazing person.

1676
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:48,729
The test does not have the power
to define you or validate you.

1677
01:32:48,813 --> 01:32:50,940
What the fuck? Why do you
still have your Pouncer app?

1678
01:32:51,024 --> 01:32:52,733
Why are you going
through my fucking phone?

1679
01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:53,901
I'm not!

1680
01:32:53,985 --> 01:32:56,779
You are! You're snooping because
you have major trust issues.

1681
01:32:56,863 --> 01:32:58,072
Yes, I've got a lot of issues.

1682
01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:00,366
Okay? No shit.
And this doesn't help.

1683
01:33:00,992 --> 01:33:03,577
I just didn't erase it, okay?
Not a big deal.

1684
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:06,538
You promise? Yes, I promise.

1685
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:09,708
Okay, you're going
to be great today.

1686
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:12,336
You're going to be a great marshal.
I know. Let's go.

1687
01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:45,744
No, thank you! Um...

1688
01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:47,121
I'm with somebody!

1689
01:33:47,205 --> 01:33:48,163
Excuse me?

1690
01:33:48,248 --> 01:33:49,290
On the phone!

1691
01:33:49,374 --> 01:33:50,374
What?

1692
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:54,336
Come back later, please! Office
hours don't start until next week!

1693
01:33:54,421 --> 01:33:56,213
I'm sorry. I can't
hear you through the door!

1694
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,549
Having trouble hearing you.
Hi! I'm Annie Bean.

1695
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,051
Sandy Osterman.

1696
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,721
Please? Come in.

1697
01:34:12,105 --> 01:34:13,230
I'm sorry.

1698
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:15,316
I have a medical condition.

1699
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,194
Are you okay?

1700
01:34:19,279 --> 01:34:21,238
Did you sleep in an outhouse
before you came here?

1701
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:25,242
No, I apologize. I know
I look unprofessional,

1702
01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:26,660
and I shouldn't have
been covered in dirt.

1703
01:34:26,745 --> 01:34:28,287
I'm sorry. It's my fault.

1704
01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:31,665
I was deflecting because I was
embarrassed about the smoke...

1705
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,833
I...

1706
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:36,962
My vaporizer was broke. It's not important.
Please, just come over and sit down.

1707
01:34:37,047 --> 01:34:39,798
My sister Debby told me
how wonderful you were.

1708
01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:41,133
Wait. You're Debby's brother?

1709
01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:42,384
Yeah.

1710
01:34:42,469 --> 01:34:46,221
That's funny. She kept referring
to you as she and her.

1711
01:34:46,306 --> 01:34:48,098
She has thought that was
funny since we were nine.

1712
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:51,727
That would make me
feel really marginalized.

1713
01:34:52,103 --> 01:34:53,771
That's exactly how it felt.

1714
01:34:55,231 --> 01:34:56,482
I like you.

1715
01:34:57,359 --> 01:34:58,609
I think you should work here.

1716
01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:01,320
I would love to! Yes!

1717
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,113
I mean, definitely.