1 00:01:18,318 --> 00:01:19,617 $1.00! 2 00:01:19,719 --> 00:01:21,285 $1.00! 3 00:01:21,387 --> 00:01:24,320 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 4 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:44,751 [MUSIC BLARING] 5 00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:57,294 TYPEWRITERS OR TRANSCRIPTS-- 6 00:02:57,396 --> 00:02:58,796 IS THERE ANYTHING MISSING? 7 00:02:58,898 --> 00:03:01,331 THE KEY TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 8 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:15,842 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 9 00:03:17,346 --> 00:03:19,713 NOW, EXACTLY WHERE WAS THE FECAL MATERIAL FOUND? 10 00:03:19,815 --> 00:03:21,046 BACK THERE IN THE CORNER. 11 00:03:21,148 --> 00:03:23,315 YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NEAR IT. 12 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,316 EXCUSE ME. THIS WAS MAILED TO ME-- 13 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:27,051 JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 14 00:03:27,153 --> 00:03:28,553 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TELEPHONE, 15 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:30,053 COULD YOU BRING IN A GAS BILL? 16 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:31,221 WE JUST NEED PROOF 17 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:32,723 THAT YOU LIVE IN THE DISTRICT. 18 00:03:32,825 --> 00:03:35,324 EXCUSE ME. MY NAME IS JAIME ESCALANTE, 19 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:37,827 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH COMPUTER SCIENCE. 20 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:39,561 WE DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS. 21 00:03:39,663 --> 00:03:40,829 MR. ESCALANTE. 22 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:43,064 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET COMPUTERS LAST YEAR 23 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:45,999 AND THE YEAR BEFORE AND THERE'S NO FUNDING AGAIN THIS YEAR. 24 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,401 [BELL RINGS] 25 00:03:47,503 --> 00:03:48,902 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I'M RAQUEL ORTEGA. 26 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:50,403 I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT. 27 00:03:50,505 --> 00:03:52,071 WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER. NICE TO KNOW YOU. 28 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:53,573 BUT YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 29 00:03:53,675 --> 00:03:56,541 I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH COMPUTERS. 30 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,847 WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT? 31 00:04:02,949 --> 00:04:04,347 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE WAS I? 32 00:04:04,449 --> 00:04:07,350 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WAS WAITING. 33 00:04:07,452 --> 00:04:08,851 YOU THE NEW TEACHER, MAN? 34 00:04:08,953 --> 00:04:10,352 YOU THE TEACHER? 35 00:04:10,454 --> 00:04:12,354 PLEASE FIND A SEAT. 36 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:13,855 HEY, TEACHER! 37 00:04:13,957 --> 00:04:16,090 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY? 38 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:19,893 WILL EVERYONE PLEASE TRY TO FIND A SEAT? 39 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,865 FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CANNOT FIND A SEAT, 40 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:27,099 PLEASE STAND AGAINST THE WALL. 41 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,600 LET'S PUT OUR CHAIRS IN A CIRCLE 42 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,102 AND DISCUSS OUR FEELINGS, HUH? 43 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,503 ONE BODY TO A DESK. 44 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,442 UH, COULD WE TALK ABOUT SEX? 45 00:04:39,544 --> 00:04:40,943 [STUDENTS SHOUTING AGREEMENT] 46 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:42,444 IF WE DISCUSS SEX, 47 00:04:42,546 --> 00:04:43,645 I HAVE TO GIVE SEX FOR HOMEWORK. 48 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,514 [CHEERING] ALL RIGHT! 49 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:47,681 STAND BACK, EVERYBODY, PLEASE. 50 00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:50,718 Girl: I COULD GET YOU FIRED FOR SAYING THAT. 51 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,685 COULD YOU MOVE BACK? 52 00:04:52,788 --> 00:04:54,354 QUE DICE? 53 00:04:54,456 --> 00:04:55,855 ENTIENDEN INGLES? 54 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:57,456 SOMETIMES. 55 00:04:58,492 --> 00:05:01,526 TODOS LOS QUE NO ENTIENDEN INGLES, 56 00:05:01,628 --> 00:05:04,061 POR FAVOR, LEVANTEN LA MANO. 57 00:05:04,164 --> 00:05:06,563 PLEASE MOVE FORWARD IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH. 58 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:09,566 TODOS QUE NO HABLAN INGLES, POR FAVOR, PASEN PARA ENFRENTE. 59 00:05:09,668 --> 00:05:12,501 THIS FRONT ROW, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE, MOVE OUT. 60 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,403 I WAS THE FIRST ONE HERE. 61 00:05:14,505 --> 00:05:16,671 I'LL FIND YOU ANOTHER SEAT, OK? 62 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:18,473 [JEERING] 63 00:05:18,575 --> 00:05:19,641 [WOLF WHISTLE] 64 00:05:19,743 --> 00:05:21,575 [SHOUTING] 65 00:05:21,677 --> 00:05:23,177 PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. 66 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,578 THIS IS MATH 1-A. 67 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,579 Boy: I DON'T NEED NO MATH. 68 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:29,582 I GOT A SOLAR CALCULATOR WITH MY DOZEN DOUGHNUTS. 69 00:05:29,684 --> 00:05:32,584 THE BUS IS EXACT CHANGE. NO BIG DEAL. 70 00:05:32,686 --> 00:05:34,286 QUIET. QUIET! 71 00:05:35,455 --> 00:05:37,588 [BELL RINGS] 72 00:05:37,690 --> 00:05:40,023 [SHOUTING] 73 00:06:09,982 --> 00:06:11,048 Teacher: FALSE ALARM. 74 00:06:12,651 --> 00:06:15,618 EVERYONE BACK IN THE CLASSROOM! 75 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,620 IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 76 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:19,988 EVERYONE BACK IN THE CLASS! 77 00:06:21,658 --> 00:06:23,624 IT WAS A PREMATURE BELL. 78 00:06:23,726 --> 00:06:25,793 BACK IN THE CLASS. 79 00:06:25,895 --> 00:06:27,795 THAT WAS A PREMATURE BELL. 80 00:06:27,897 --> 00:06:29,295 Girl: PREMATURE BELL? I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T 81 00:06:29,397 --> 00:06:30,864 SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS SEX IN CLASS. 82 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,031 Teacher: ALL RIGHT, SIT DOWN! STOP TALKING! 83 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,233 SIT DOWN! 84 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:45,642 THEY RIGGED THE BELL. 85 00:06:45,744 --> 00:06:47,877 THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS. 86 00:06:47,979 --> 00:06:48,978 TRICKY. 87 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:54,048 [BELL RINGS] 88 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,416 [STUDENT SHOUTS] 89 00:07:28,211 --> 00:07:29,677 SHE'S LOOKING GOOD, JOE. 90 00:07:29,779 --> 00:07:32,178 JAIME. WHEN YOU COMING ABOARD? 91 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:35,081 I GET SEASICK IN THE RAIN. 92 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:36,582 YOU SEEN MY BOY? 93 00:07:36,684 --> 00:07:39,184 YEAH, I SAW HIM RIDING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 94 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:42,687 I HEAR YOUR COMPANY'S PUSHING WHOLE HOG INTO PCs. 95 00:07:42,789 --> 00:07:44,689 I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE. 96 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:46,690 JAIME'S TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL NOW. 97 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,191 HERE'S YOUR THINGY. 98 00:07:48,294 --> 00:07:49,693 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME 99 00:07:49,795 --> 00:07:51,260 IF YOU GOT LAID OFF? 100 00:07:51,362 --> 00:07:53,696 WE'RE PAYING KIDS RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE 30 Gs TO START. 101 00:07:53,798 --> 00:07:55,697 I DIDN'T GET LAID OFF, JOE. 102 00:07:55,799 --> 00:07:57,699 I WANT TO TEACH. 103 00:07:57,801 --> 00:07:59,267 HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER. 104 00:07:59,369 --> 00:08:00,701 WELL, GOOD. 105 00:08:00,803 --> 00:08:02,937 THAT'S GREAT. 106 00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:04,438 THIS IS YOUR JOB. 107 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,939 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU. 108 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,273 I WAS GOING TO DO IT. 109 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:10,108 WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS HURRYING HOME? 110 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:11,710 YOU'RE NOT EVEN BREATHING HARD, 111 00:08:11,812 --> 00:08:14,212 YOU'RE HURRYING HOME SO FAST. 112 00:08:14,315 --> 00:08:16,247 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, JOE. 113 00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:21,718 Boy: I WANT A BURGER! 114 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:24,987 HOLD THE FRENCH FRIES, ONIONS, AND PICKLES! 115 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,823 HE LOOKS LIKE JULIA CHILD, MAN! 116 00:08:35,064 --> 00:08:36,897 WHAT YOU GOT? 117 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,298 IT'S AN APPLE. 118 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,600 [LAUGHTER] 119 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:43,335 HOW MUCH? 120 00:08:44,338 --> 00:08:45,837 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 121 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:50,140 WHAT YOU GOT? 122 00:08:50,242 --> 00:08:51,809 HALF. 123 00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:53,176 GUT. 124 00:08:53,278 --> 00:08:55,612 EXCUSE ME, MY GERMAN ACCENT. 125 00:08:58,716 --> 00:09:00,015 WHAT YOU GOT? 126 00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:02,384 [WHISPERING] It's missing 25%. 127 00:09:11,393 --> 00:09:12,691 What? 128 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,727 It's missing 25% 129 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,199 THAT'S RIGHT. 130 00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:23,200 MISSING 25%. 131 00:09:23,302 --> 00:09:24,701 IS IT TRUE 132 00:09:24,803 --> 00:09:26,736 INTELLIGENT PEOPLE MAKE BETTER LOVERS? 133 00:09:26,838 --> 00:09:28,771 [LAUGHTER] 134 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:31,940 WHAT YOU GOT? 135 00:09:33,577 --> 00:09:35,543 I GOT A CORE. 136 00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:38,012 YOU OWE ME 100%. 137 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:41,547 AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PEOPLE'S COURT. 138 00:09:43,885 --> 00:09:45,718 EVERYONE, PLEASE OPEN YOUR BOOK, 139 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:48,220 CHAPTER 2, PAGE 26. 140 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,855 MULTIPLICATION OF FRACTIONS... 141 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,424 AND PERCENTAGES. 142 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,726 25%. 143 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,228 50%. 144 00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,763 75%. 145 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:04,767 AND 100%. 146 00:10:06,102 --> 00:10:08,136 WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS, ESE? 147 00:10:10,439 --> 00:10:12,139 YOU GOT A SLIP? 148 00:10:14,777 --> 00:10:16,642 YOU GOT A SLIP? 149 00:10:27,787 --> 00:10:30,753 OK. YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND IN THE BACK 150 00:10:30,855 --> 00:10:33,256 UNTIL I CAN GET ANOTHER DESK. 151 00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:36,258 YOU SIT RIGHT HERE. OK? 152 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,226 EVERYONE, PLEASE READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH 153 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,429 FOR A SECOND. 154 00:10:46,301 --> 00:10:47,767 WHERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT? 155 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,735 DON'T GOT ANY. 156 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:53,771 YOU GOT TO COME TO THIS CLASS PREPARED. 157 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:57,508 I DO THE WORK IN MY HEAD. 158 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,109 OH. 159 00:11:01,447 --> 00:11:03,913 YOU KNOW THE TIMES TABLES? 160 00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:07,249 I KNOW THE 1s, 161 00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:08,683 THE 2s... 162 00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:10,518 THE 3s... 163 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:15,322 FINGER MAN. I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 164 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,824 ARE YOU THE FINGER MAN? 165 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,425 I'M THE FINGER MAN, TOO. 166 00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:21,661 YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO? 167 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,796 I KNOW HOW TO MULTIPLY BY 9. 168 00:11:24,898 --> 00:11:26,665 9 X 3. 1, 2, 3. 169 00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:28,766 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 170 00:11:28,868 --> 00:11:30,267 27. 171 00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:31,969 6 X 9. 172 00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:34,370 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 173 00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:35,672 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 174 00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:37,673 54. 175 00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:39,174 YEAH. 176 00:11:39,276 --> 00:11:41,777 YOU WANT A HARD ONE? HOW ABOUT 8 X 9? 177 00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:45,179 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 178 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,781 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 72. 179 00:11:47,883 --> 00:11:49,449 [BELL RINGS] 180 00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:50,951 WANT TO TALK TO YOU. WAIT A MINUTE. 181 00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:53,953 PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 20. 182 00:11:54,055 --> 00:11:55,454 PAGE 26. 183 00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:58,022 CAN I HAVE MY BOOK, MR. ESCALANTE? 184 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,825 DON'T BRING IT TO CLASS AGAIN. 185 00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,129 SABES QUE, ESE? 186 00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:07,130 DON'T GET EXCITED. 187 00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:08,731 YOU KNOW? 188 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:12,300 CUT ME A "D" LIKE THE OTHER PROFES. 189 00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:14,803 I'LL READ MY FUNNY BOOKS, 190 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:17,638 COUNT THE HOLES IN THE CEILING. 191 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:18,906 KICK BACK. 192 00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:21,841 FIRST THING, I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS. 193 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,982 I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS YOU. 194 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,082 MIGHT LOSE A FINGER 195 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,517 AND WON'T BE ABLE TO COUNT TO 10. 196 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,523 WE'VE SEEN VATOS LIKE YOU BEFORE. 197 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,159 YOU'LL BE HURTING SOON. 198 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:46,194 PONTE TRUCHA, HUH? 199 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:54,101 I WAS SO WORRIED 200 00:12:54,202 --> 00:12:56,235 THAT THE KIDS WOULD KNOW MORE THAN ME 201 00:12:56,337 --> 00:12:58,604 THAT I'D WAKE UP AT 5 A.M., 202 00:12:58,706 --> 00:12:59,838 I DOWNED MY COFFEE, 203 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,173 AND I DID THE MATH TESTS. 204 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,674 I FINALLY GOT EVERY CHAPTER DOWN, 205 00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:05,009 AND THIS SEMESTER, THEY CHANGE THE BOOK ON ME. 206 00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:06,510 MATH YOU EITHER LOVE OR HATE. 207 00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:09,012 YOU GOT SOME PROBLEMS, COME SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL. 208 00:13:09,114 --> 00:13:11,281 THANKS, JAIME. SEE YOU LATER. 209 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:17,019 Girl: LEAVE THE TICKETS AT THE DOOR, OK? BYE. 210 00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:18,886 CAN I HAVE MY SHADES? 211 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:22,056 YOU'RE IN LOVE, HUH? 212 00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:24,758 WHICH ONE, HUH? LET ME KNOW. 213 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,293 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 214 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:28,861 COME ON, JOHNNY. DON'T BE AFRAID. 215 00:13:28,963 --> 00:13:30,696 I'M NOT JOHNNY, MAN. 216 00:13:30,798 --> 00:13:32,231 I KNOW, TITO. 217 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,866 TITO GRANDE. 218 00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:37,035 [SHOUTING] 219 00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:39,002 [SHOUTING] 220 00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:55,416 ANGEL! 221 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,117 ANGEL, HELP US! 222 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,586 STAY OUT OF IT! 223 00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:02,688 ANGEL! 224 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,565 GO GET A TEACHER! 225 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,235 IT'S FRANK GAR-CIA. 226 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:22,303 BUT WHEN I SAY GARCIA, YOU ANSWER, OK? 227 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,640 ARE YOUR FRIENDS AUDITING? 228 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,008 I AUDITED THEM TO COME WITH ME. 229 00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:39,584 I'M EL CYCLONE FROM BOLIVIA. 230 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:41,919 ONE-MAN GANG. 231 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:44,922 THIS IS MY DOMAIN. 232 00:14:45,024 --> 00:14:47,523 DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS. 233 00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:50,592 I'LL JUMP ON YOUR FACE, TATTOO YOUR CHROMOSOMES. 234 00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:51,960 THIS IS BASIC MATH, 235 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:55,329 BUT BASIC MATH IS TOO EASY FOR YOU BURROS, 236 00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:58,499 SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU ALGEBRA BECAUSE I'M THE CHAMP. 237 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:01,268 AND IF ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IS ADD AND SUBTRACT, 238 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:04,436 YOU'LL ONLY BE PREPARED TO DO ONE THING--PUMP GAS. 239 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,138 RIPPING OFF A GAS STATION 240 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,607 IS BETTER THAN WORKING IN ONE, QUE NO? 241 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,645 ORALE. I'M A TOUGH GUY. TOUGH GUYS DON'T DO MATH. 242 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,480 TOUGH GUYS DEEP-FRY CHICKEN FOR A LIVING. 243 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,282 SO ORALE. YOU WANT A WING OR A LEG, MAN? 244 00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,050 [LAUGHTER] 245 00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:24,653 WHO EVER HEARD OF NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE NUMBERS? ANYBODY. 246 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:27,289 YEAH. NEGATIVE NUMBERS ARE LIKE UNEMPLOYMENT. 247 00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:28,789 10 MILLION PEOPLE OUT OF WORK. 248 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,324 THAT'S A NEGATIVE NUMBER. 249 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:31,859 WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF KLEENEX 250 00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:34,127 'CAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF BLOODSHED. 251 00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:36,162 YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH? 252 00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:37,997 YEAH. 253 00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:41,166 YOU EVER PLAY WITH THE SAND? 254 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:42,334 YEAH. 255 00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:43,868 FINGER MAN. 256 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:44,969 [LAUGHTER] 257 00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,470 COME ON, FINGER MAN. 258 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,805 YOU EVER DIG A HOLE? 259 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,840 THE SAND THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE, 260 00:15:50,943 --> 00:15:52,309 THAT'S A POSITIVE. 261 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,344 THE HOLE IS A NEGATIVE. 262 00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:58,846 THAT'S IT. SIMPLE. 263 00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:00,515 ANYBODY CAN DO. 264 00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:04,318 -2 + 2 =... 265 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,719 NET HEAD. 266 00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:10,423 ORALE. ANSWER IT. 267 00:16:10,525 --> 00:16:13,758 COME ON. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. 268 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:17,494 -2 + 2. FILL THE HOLE. 269 00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:19,196 IF I HAD THAT ON MY HANDS, 270 00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:21,265 I WOULDN'T RAISE IT EITHER. 271 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:25,101 ORALE. COME ON. A NEGATIVE 2 + 2 =... 272 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,601 ANYBODY CAN DO IT. 273 00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:28,203 FILL THE HOLE. 274 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:31,239 -2 + 2 =... 275 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:34,575 COME ON. JUST FILL THE HOLE. 276 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:36,209 YOU CAN DO IT. 277 00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:39,846 YOU GOING TO LET THESE BURROS LAUGH AT YOU? 278 00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:42,247 -2 + 2 =... 279 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:45,117 I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK LIKE A TOOTHPICK. 280 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,754 ORALE. 281 00:16:49,856 --> 00:16:52,055 ZERO. 282 00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:54,257 ZERO. YOU'RE RIGHT. SIMPLE. 283 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,591 THAT'S IT. 284 00:16:55,693 --> 00:16:57,760 -2 + 2 = 0. 285 00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,261 HE JUST FILLED THE HOLE. 286 00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:01,629 DID YOU KNOW NEITHER THE GREEKS NOR THE ROMANS 287 00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:04,599 WERE CAPABLE OF USING THE CONCEPT OF ZERO? 288 00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:07,034 IT WAS YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MAYAS, 289 00:17:07,136 --> 00:17:09,203 WHO FIRST CONTEMPLATED THE ZERO-- 290 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:10,703 THE ABSENCE OF VALUE. 291 00:17:10,805 --> 00:17:12,138 TRUE STORY. 292 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,706 YOU BUR HAVE MATH IN YOUR BLOOD. 293 00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:15,774 HEY, KEMO SABE TODO. 294 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:16,775 THE MAN KNOWS EVERYTHING. 295 00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:18,977 ORALE. KEMO SABE. 296 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,711 ORALE. OK. 297 00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:23,414 PARENTHESES MEANS MULTIPLY. 298 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:25,315 EVERY TIME YOU SEE THIS, YOU MULTIPLY. 299 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:29,618 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 300 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,287 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 301 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:34,555 SAY IT. A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 302 00:17:34,657 --> 00:17:35,790 SAY IT. 303 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,459 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 304 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:39,826 AGAIN. 305 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,462 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 306 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,331 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 307 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:46,966 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 308 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:49,134 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 309 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,502 LOUDER! 310 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,270 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE! 311 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,471 LOUDER! 312 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,241 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE! 313 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,941 WHY? 314 00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:04,913 MRS. ORTEGA, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL 315 00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:07,915 OF THE FIRST SCHOOL IN THE HISTORY OF LOS ANGELES 316 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:09,417 TO LOSE ITS ACCREDITATION. 317 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:10,918 Raquel: I'M THE LAST PERSON TO SAY 318 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,186 THAT THIS MATH DEPARTMENT COULDN'T IMPROVE, 319 00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:16,322 BUT IF YOU WANT HIGHER TEST SCORES, 320 00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:18,323 START BY CHANGING THE ECONOMIC LEVEL 321 00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:19,825 OF THIS COMMUNITY. 322 00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:21,293 THE PURPOSE OF THIS MEETING 323 00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:23,161 IS TO REVIEW THE RECOMMENDATIONS 324 00:18:23,263 --> 00:18:25,096 FOR ACCREDITATION. 325 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:26,764 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 326 00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:28,298 ANYBODY? 327 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,966 YEAH. I DON'T THINK 328 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,934 I SHOULD BE TEACHING MATH NEXT SEMESTER. 329 00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:35,171 I WAS HIRED TO BE A PHYS ED INSTRUCTOR. 330 00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:37,505 AS I SAID BEFORE, 331 00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:39,674 WE LACK THE RESOURCES 332 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:43,444 TO IMPLEMENT THE CHANGES THE DISTRICT DEMANDS. 333 00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:48,381 MR. SANZAKI, YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE COMMENT. 334 00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:51,683 THIS MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT TIME, TO SAY THIS, BUT... 335 00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:53,785 I'M SORRY, BUT I WON'T BE COMING BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS. 336 00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:56,720 I GOT A JOB WITH AEROSPACE. 337 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,691 [QUIETLY] HOW MUCH MONEY WILL YOU BE MAKING? 338 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,159 LOOK, WE HAVE THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR 339 00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,661 BEFORE WE'RE PUT ON PROBATION. 340 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:08,497 NOW, IF WE FAIL, WE'LL LOSE OUR ACCREDITATION. 341 00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,798 IF FAIL? 342 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,234 YOU CAN'T TEACH LOGARITHMS TO ILLITERATES. 343 00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:14,569 THESE KIDS COME TO US 344 00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:17,003 WITH BARELY A SEVENTH-GRADE EDUCATION. 345 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,905 NOW, THERE ISN'T A TEACHER IN THIS ROOM 346 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:21,173 WHO ISN'T DOING EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN. 347 00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,742 I'M NOT. I COULD TEACH MORE. 348 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,847 I'M SURE MR. ESCALANTE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS, 349 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:32,416 BUT HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW MONTHS. 350 00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,717 STUDENTS WILL RISE TO THE LEVEL 351 00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:37,286 OF EXPECTATIONS, SEÑOR MOLINA. 352 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,657 WHAT DO YOU NEED, MR. ESCALANTE? 353 00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:44,226 GANAS. 354 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:46,894 THAT'S ALL WE NEED IS GANAS. 355 00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,529 WHAT'S GANAS? 356 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,733 WE WILL BEGIN EACH CLASS WITH A QUIZ. 357 00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:55,501 AW! AW! 358 00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:57,336 COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 359 00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,837 THERE WILL BE NO FREE RIDES, 360 00:19:59,939 --> 00:20:01,339 NO EXCUSES. 361 00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:04,174 YOU ALREADY HAVE 2 STRIKES AGAINST YOU. 362 00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:06,676 THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD 363 00:20:06,778 --> 00:20:10,579 WHO WILL ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW LESS THAN YOU DO 364 00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:15,083 BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME AND YOUR COMPLEXION. 365 00:20:15,185 --> 00:20:19,186 BUT MATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER. 366 00:20:19,288 --> 00:20:22,422 WHEN YOU GO FOR A JOB, THE PERSON GIVING YOU THAT JOB 367 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,123 WILL NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR PROBLEMS, 368 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:25,858 AND NEITHER DO I. 369 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,095 YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER WORKED BEFORE. 370 00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:33,397 AND THE ONLY THING I ASK FROM YOU IS GANAS. 371 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,399 DESIRE. HAIRCUT. 372 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,101 IF YOU DON'T HAVE GANAS, I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU, 373 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,969 BECAUSE I AM AN EXPERT. 374 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,471 TODAY IS MONDAY. TOMORROW'S WEDNESDAY. 375 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:45,274 FRIDAY IS PAYDAY-- THE WEEKLY TEST. 376 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:46,775 THERE WILL BE NO DIAGONAL VISION. 377 00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,276 KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER. 378 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,977 YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO FINISH THE QUIZ. 379 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,479 IF YOU FINISH EARLY, PLEASE WORK ON THE ASSIGNMENT 380 00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,915 ON THE BOARD. NO QUESTIONS? GOOD. 381 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:58,984 ANGEL. 382 00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,352 VAMANOS. 383 00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:13,996 I WAS SAID TO GO HERE. 384 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,798 [CHAIR SCRAPES] 385 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,335 NICE KNOWING YOU. 386 00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:23,971 HAVE A GOOD DAY. ARRIVEDERCI. 387 00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:25,572 YOU'RE IN LUCK. 388 00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:27,173 TAKE THE SEAT. 389 00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:28,508 RELAX. 390 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:29,842 TAKE SOMINEX, 391 00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:32,477 BUT DON'T SLEEP IN MY CLASS. 392 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,147 I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT. 393 00:21:53,163 --> 00:21:55,028 HELLO. 394 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,665 HEY, KEMO, MAN. 395 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:02,168 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CLASS. 396 00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:04,169 YOU AIN'T GOT A SEAT. DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS. 397 00:22:04,271 --> 00:22:05,670 YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT. 398 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:08,006 THAT WAS A MISTAKE. I WANT TO FLY STRAIGHT. 399 00:22:08,108 --> 00:22:09,506 I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM, THOUGH. 400 00:22:09,609 --> 00:22:10,841 YEAH. ME. 401 00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:12,343 NO. SERIOUSLY, MAN. BOOKS. 402 00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:15,178 CAN'T HAVE THE HOMIES SEE ME HAUL THEM AROUND. 403 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,679 YOU WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE 404 00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:18,314 TO THINK YOU'RE INTELLIGENT, HUH? 405 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:21,216 SO MAYBE I CAN HAVE 2 BOOKS, KEEP ONE STASHED AT HOME, HUH? 406 00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:24,685 I'LL CUT YOU A DEAL. 407 00:22:24,787 --> 00:22:26,854 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 BOOKS. 408 00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:28,888 ONE YOU TAKE ONE HOME. 409 00:22:28,991 --> 00:22:30,390 ONE FOR YOUR CLASS. 410 00:22:30,492 --> 00:22:31,925 THIS ONE'S BROKEN. 411 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,363 ONE FOR YOUR LOCKER 412 00:22:38,465 --> 00:22:41,065 SO NOBODY SEES YOU CARRYING THEM AROUND. 413 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,734 EASILY UNDERSTOOD? WHAT DO I GET? 414 00:22:43,836 --> 00:22:46,236 PROTECTION, KEMO. 415 00:22:46,338 --> 00:22:48,604 PROTECCION. UNDERSTAND? 416 00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:51,841 I UNDERSTAND. 417 00:22:52,909 --> 00:22:54,743 I UNDERSTAND. 418 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,046 THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL IN KEMO'S CLASS 419 00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:00,814 IS BECAUSE OF THAT, MAN. 420 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:04,150 JUST DON'T EVER LET HER KNOW THAT YOU DIG HER. 421 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,419 THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO WITH A WOMAN. 422 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,825 I'M PRETTY FED UP 423 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,559 WITH THIS PELON WE GOT FOR A TEACHER. 424 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,663 IT'S LIKE ESCALANTE'S GOT A BUG UP HIS ASS. 425 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,164 DUDE'S FROM SOUTH AMERICA, MAN. 426 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:23,866 HE'S PROBABLY SOME NAZI COME OUT OF HIDING. 427 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,834 DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING? 428 00:23:25,936 --> 00:23:27,602 GARFIELD'S HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ACCREDITATION. 429 00:23:27,704 --> 00:23:29,437 YEAH, ONLY TEACHERS WHO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES 430 00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:30,838 ARE GONNA KEEP THEIR JOBS. 431 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,174 WHAT IF WE ALL DECIDE NOT TO TAKE THIS TEST? 432 00:23:34,276 --> 00:23:36,676 HE CAN'T FAIL THE WHOLE CLASS. 433 00:23:36,778 --> 00:23:37,843 MUTINY. THAT'S COOL. 434 00:23:37,945 --> 00:23:39,111 [HORN HONKS] 435 00:23:43,717 --> 00:23:45,883 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 436 00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:55,091 CAMEJO THINKS SHE'S SO HOT 437 00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:57,125 JUST 'CAUSE SHE DATES GABACHOS. 438 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:02,229 IF WE DON'T DO BETTER TODAY, 439 00:24:02,332 --> 00:24:03,731 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL. 440 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,231 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING 441 00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:06,933 MORE THAN A B-PLUS IN MY LIFE. 442 00:24:07,035 --> 00:24:10,936 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TAKE THOSE MICKEY MOUSE CLASSES. 443 00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:12,237 ALWAYS GET AN "A." 444 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:15,807 HERE YOU GOT A CHANCE FOR A SOLID "D." 445 00:24:18,178 --> 00:24:20,477 YOU GOT 10 MINUTES. 446 00:24:31,154 --> 00:24:33,455 [QUIETLY] WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 447 00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,989 I'M NOT TAKING THE QUIZ. 448 00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:38,958 YOU DIDN'T TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK EITHER. 449 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,927 THE GOAT ATE IT. 450 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:46,631 DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, 451 00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:49,667 DON'T GOT A TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW. 452 00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:52,970 GIVE HER THE CHAIR, MAN. 453 00:24:53,071 --> 00:24:54,604 CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 454 00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:57,307 THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 455 00:24:57,409 --> 00:24:58,674 THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 456 00:25:00,344 --> 00:25:02,311 CHAIR! 457 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:03,478 CHAIR! 458 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:04,645 CHAIR! 459 00:25:04,748 --> 00:25:06,114 CHAIR! 460 00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:07,814 CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR! 461 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,616 CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR! 462 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,752 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 463 00:25:12,854 --> 00:25:14,987 UH-UH. THE CHAIR. 464 00:25:15,089 --> 00:25:16,322 SHUT UP! 465 00:25:19,025 --> 00:25:21,326 OK, GET BACK TO YOUR TEST. 466 00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:23,560 YOU GOT LESS THAN 9 MINUTES. 467 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,233 NOW YOU'RE THE SHOW. 468 00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:33,502 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 469 00:25:33,604 --> 00:25:35,036 YOU'RE A TOP STUDENT. 470 00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:36,371 COME ON. 471 00:25:50,885 --> 00:25:52,650 3:00. 472 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,052 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. 473 00:26:06,096 --> 00:26:09,197 [SPANISH LANGUAGE TV PLAYING] 474 00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:11,064 [COUGHING] 475 00:26:23,343 --> 00:26:25,309 TE VAS A QUEDAR CALVO 476 00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:29,180 SI NO TE METES LA CAMISA ADENTRO DE LOS PANTALONES. 477 00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:31,381 SI. SI. MIRA, HUH? 478 00:26:41,925 --> 00:26:43,691 Woman: MI LINDO JUANITO, 479 00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:45,192 HIJO, DINNER'S READY. 480 00:26:45,294 --> 00:26:46,960 COME INSIDE. 481 00:26:51,732 --> 00:26:53,299 HURRY UP! 482 00:27:13,783 --> 00:27:15,082 DAD? 483 00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:23,388 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 484 00:27:23,491 --> 00:27:25,390 VAMOS TODOS A LA CAMA. 485 00:27:25,493 --> 00:27:27,391 COME ON. COME ON. 486 00:27:27,494 --> 00:27:29,393 COME ON. COME ON. 487 00:27:29,496 --> 00:27:31,662 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 488 00:27:32,965 --> 00:27:35,065 COME ON. COME ON. 489 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,900 COME ON. LET'S GO. 490 00:27:37,002 --> 00:27:38,400 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 491 00:27:38,503 --> 00:27:39,902 IN THE BED. 492 00:27:40,004 --> 00:27:41,103 JUANITO! 493 00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:48,308 HI, MOM. 494 00:27:53,314 --> 00:27:54,780 KIDS GO TO BED? 495 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:55,982 YEAH. 496 00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:58,617 PAPA GO TO WORK? 497 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,285 YEAH. 498 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,320 YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? 499 00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:10,859 MI HIJA, COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT? 500 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,936 [GLASS BREAKS] 501 00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:25,471 AAH! HA HA HA! 502 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,319 ORALE, HOMEBOY. 503 00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:45,320 TEACHER TIME, ESE. 504 00:28:45,422 --> 00:28:47,322 OH, YEAH. 505 00:28:47,424 --> 00:28:48,690 ANGEL? 506 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:51,659 WHAT? 507 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:54,194 TELL KEMO I SAID, " QUE HUBO, ESE?" 508 00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:56,029 OH, SHIT, MAN. 509 00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,365 HEY! 510 00:29:02,069 --> 00:29:03,335 [WRITING ON BOARD] 511 00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:04,368 FACTORING. OK. 512 00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:05,870 GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT. 513 00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:07,538 ANYBODY. ANA. 514 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,872 [DOOR CLOSES] 515 00:29:08,974 --> 00:29:11,041 LATE! LATE! 516 00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:13,143 LATE! LATE! 517 00:29:13,245 --> 00:29:15,311 OK, OK, OK. 518 00:29:15,413 --> 00:29:16,445 OK, OK. 519 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:17,880 OK, OK. GO SEE THE COUNSELOR. 520 00:29:17,982 --> 00:29:19,447 COME ON, KEMO. 521 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,349 GO FIND ANOTHER CLASS. GO TO WOODSHOP. 522 00:29:21,451 --> 00:29:22,850 MAKE YOURSELF A SHOESHINE BOX. 523 00:29:22,953 --> 00:29:23,951 YOU'LL NEED IT. 524 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:25,852 OK, KEMO. 525 00:29:25,955 --> 00:29:28,321 YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU KNOW? 526 00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:33,525 WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM IN COLLEGE, HUH? 527 00:29:33,627 --> 00:29:35,961 SO DUMB TACO BENDERS LIKE ME 528 00:29:36,063 --> 00:29:38,329 CAN PICK THEIR VEGETABLES FOR THEM, 529 00:29:38,431 --> 00:29:40,798 COLLECT THEIR GARBAGE, 530 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,066 CLIP THEIR POODLES' TOENAILS. 531 00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:54,809 I MAY BE A SINNER, 532 00:29:54,911 --> 00:29:57,711 BUT I'M WILLING TO PAY FOR MY SINS. 533 00:29:59,581 --> 00:30:02,047 ONE-SHOT DEAL. GO ON, SIT DOWN. 534 00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,616 SEE YOU AT 3:00. 535 00:30:07,187 --> 00:30:08,686 GO TO HELL. 536 00:30:12,191 --> 00:30:14,658 I GOT MORE BAD NEWS FOR YOU, PROFE. 537 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,226 I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY 538 00:30:16,327 --> 00:30:18,027 IS REALLY GONNA TRIP YOU OUT. 539 00:30:19,864 --> 00:30:22,230 MR. ESCALANTE, I FORGOT MY PENCIL. 540 00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:24,165 [LAUGHTER] 541 00:30:24,267 --> 00:30:25,700 HE CAN HAVE MINE. 542 00:30:25,802 --> 00:30:28,902 TODAY'S MY LAST DAY. 543 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,274 NO, NO, NO, NO. 544 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,943 GRACIAS. 545 00:30:39,647 --> 00:30:40,845 BUENO, 546 00:30:40,947 --> 00:30:43,247 DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TAQUITOS? 547 00:30:43,349 --> 00:30:47,751 MUY BIEN, SEÑOR. MUY, MUY BIEN TODO... 548 00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:50,252 EXCEPT FOR ONE THING-- 549 00:30:50,354 --> 00:30:52,621 SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ADD. 550 00:30:54,492 --> 00:30:56,391 SHE SHOULD BE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 551 00:30:56,493 --> 00:30:58,760 ANITA, VEN ACA, POR FAVOR. 552 00:31:03,132 --> 00:31:04,597 DESPIERTA, MI HIJA. 553 00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,600 MIRA, NO MAS. TE EQUIVOCASTE OTRA VEZ. 554 00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:10,935 PAPA, THIS IS MR. ESCALANTE, MY MATH TEACHER. 555 00:31:12,506 --> 00:31:14,705 MR. DELGADO, HOW ARE YOU? 556 00:31:14,807 --> 00:31:15,973 MUCHO GUSTO. 557 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,975 IT'S A PLEASURE. MY WIFE FABIOLA. 558 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,542 MUCHO GUSTO. MUCHO GUSTO. 559 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,411 CAN YOU SIT WITH US? 560 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:22,712 SURE. 561 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:25,847 ANITA, BRING US A COUPLE OF BEERS, PLEASE. 562 00:31:29,952 --> 00:31:32,486 YOU SHOULD GET ANOTHER WAITRESS. 563 00:31:35,157 --> 00:31:36,790 ANA CAN BE THE FIRST ONE IN YOUR FAMILY 564 00:31:36,892 --> 00:31:38,290 TO GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, 565 00:31:38,392 --> 00:31:39,892 GO TO COLLEGE. 566 00:31:39,994 --> 00:31:42,294 THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. 567 00:31:42,396 --> 00:31:44,095 HER MOTHER WORKS HERE. 568 00:31:44,197 --> 00:31:46,164 HER SISTERS, HER BROTHERS. 569 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,932 THIS IS A FAMILY BUSINESS. 570 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,500 SHE'S NEEDED. 571 00:31:50,602 --> 00:31:53,002 WELL, SHE COULD HELP THE FAMILY MORE 572 00:31:53,104 --> 00:31:54,570 BY GETTING AN EDUCATION. 573 00:31:54,672 --> 00:32:00,141 PROBABLY GET PREGNANT, WOULDN'T FINISH COLLEGE. 574 00:32:00,243 --> 00:32:04,011 ANITA, GO HELP YOUR MOM IN THE KITCHEN, HUH? 575 00:32:05,347 --> 00:32:08,648 SHE TALKS ABOUT GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. 576 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:09,849 NO. 577 00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:12,350 I DON'T THINK SO. 578 00:32:15,189 --> 00:32:18,322 SHE SHOULD MAKE HER OWN CHOICES. 579 00:32:18,424 --> 00:32:19,824 UN MOMENTO. 580 00:32:19,926 --> 00:32:22,492 YO SOY EL PADRE DE LA NIÑA, NO USTED. 581 00:32:22,594 --> 00:32:24,794 SHE'LL JUST GET FAT. 582 00:32:24,896 --> 00:32:26,829 SHE'LL WASTE HER LIFE AWAY IN A RESTAURANT. 583 00:32:26,931 --> 00:32:28,197 SHE'S TOP KID! 584 00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:32,767 I STARTED WASHING DISHES FOR A NICKEL AN HOUR. 585 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:34,869 NOW I OWN THIS PLACE. 586 00:32:36,072 --> 00:32:38,038 DID I WASTE MY LIFE? 587 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:39,673 I WASHED DISHES, TOO, 588 00:32:39,775 --> 00:32:41,440 WHEN I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY. 589 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,875 GOOD! 590 00:32:42,977 --> 00:32:46,878 WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON AN APRON AND GIVE US A HAND? 591 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,948 YOUR HUSBAND COMES INTO MY RESTAURANT, EATS, 592 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,615 THEN HE INSULTS ME. 593 00:32:51,717 --> 00:32:54,518 EXCUSE MY HUSBAND, MR. DELGADO. 594 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:57,720 HE JUST WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR ANA. 595 00:33:00,258 --> 00:33:02,157 SHE COULD GO TO COLLEGE, COME BACK, 596 00:33:02,259 --> 00:33:04,192 AND TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN THE PLACE. 597 00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:06,494 PROFESSOR... 598 00:33:06,596 --> 00:33:08,662 I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY, 599 00:33:08,765 --> 00:33:11,231 AND I DON'T NEED YOUR BUSINESS. 600 00:33:12,868 --> 00:33:14,167 SKIP IT. 601 00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:15,334 TIP. 602 00:33:17,772 --> 00:33:21,973 HE PUTS HOT CHILI IN HIS DIP TO SELL EXTRA BEER. 603 00:33:22,075 --> 00:33:24,208 iORA! iORA! iORA! 604 00:33:31,582 --> 00:33:33,482 KAWASAKI! 605 00:33:33,584 --> 00:33:34,849 KAWASAKI! 606 00:33:34,951 --> 00:33:37,352 YEOW! 607 00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:39,153 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 608 00:33:39,255 --> 00:33:41,488 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 609 00:33:41,590 --> 00:33:42,923 OK... 610 00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:45,057 EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE BOARD. 611 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,560 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE READ FOR ME 612 00:33:47,662 --> 00:33:50,495 WHAT'S ON THE BOARD? ANYBODY. 613 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:54,498 "JUAN HAS 5 TIMES AS MANY GIRLFRIENDS AS PEDRO. 614 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,535 "CARLOS HAS ONE GIRLFRIEND LESS THAN PEDRO. 615 00:33:57,637 --> 00:34:00,403 "THE TOTAL NUMBER OF GIRLFRIENDS BETWEEN THEM 616 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:01,504 "IS 20. 617 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:05,007 HOW MANY DOES EACH GIGOLO HAVE?" 618 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:06,408 LATE! 619 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:08,009 LATE! 620 00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:10,778 LATE! LATE! LATE! 621 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,613 OK, OK, OK. 622 00:34:13,715 --> 00:34:16,183 OK, OK, OK, OK. 623 00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,683 HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS 624 00:34:17,785 --> 00:34:19,952 DOES EACH GIGOLO HAVE? ANYBODY. 625 00:34:20,054 --> 00:34:21,453 YOU THINK YOU GOT IT, EINSTEIN? 626 00:34:21,556 --> 00:34:22,954 YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO IT? 627 00:34:23,056 --> 00:34:25,456 JUAN IS X. CARLOS IS Y. 628 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,591 PEDRO IS X + Y. 629 00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,394 IS PEDRO BISEXUAL, OR WHAT? 630 00:34:30,496 --> 00:34:34,163 Escalante: I HAVE A TERRIBLE FEELING ABOUT YOU. 631 00:34:35,466 --> 00:34:39,234 KEMO, 5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS? 632 00:34:39,336 --> 00:34:40,735 YOU'RE GOOD NOW, 633 00:34:40,838 --> 00:34:43,604 BUT YOU'RE GONNA END UP BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, 634 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,973 AND IN THE KITCHEN. 635 00:34:46,075 --> 00:34:48,208 CAN YOU GET NEGATIVE GIRLFRIENDS? 636 00:34:48,310 --> 00:34:49,742 NO, JUST NEGATIVE BOYFRIENDS. 637 00:34:49,845 --> 00:34:51,211 PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, 638 00:34:51,312 --> 00:34:54,780 FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO. 639 00:34:54,882 --> 00:34:57,548 CARLOS HAS X-5 GIRLFRIENDS. QUE NO? 640 00:34:57,650 --> 00:35:00,451 QUE NO? IS RIGHT. QUE NO. 641 00:35:00,553 --> 00:35:02,619 THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS! 642 00:35:02,721 --> 00:35:05,589 MAY I GO TO THE RESTROOM, PLEASE? 643 00:35:05,691 --> 00:35:07,590 IN 10 MINUTES. HOLD IT. 644 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,793 SEÑOR MAYA. HIT IT. 645 00:35:11,895 --> 00:35:14,462 IT'S A TRICK PROBLEM, MR. KEMO. 646 00:35:14,564 --> 00:35:16,129 YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT UNLESS YOU KNOW 647 00:35:16,232 --> 00:35:18,732 HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS THEY HAVE IN COMMON. RIGHT? 648 00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:22,635 IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE STUPID, 649 00:35:22,737 --> 00:35:24,303 IT'S JUST THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 650 00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:25,570 I'M WRONG? 651 00:35:25,672 --> 00:35:28,640 X = PEDRO'S GIRLFRIENDS, 652 00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:31,508 5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS. 653 00:35:31,611 --> 00:35:34,144 X - 1 = CARLOS' GIRLFRIENDS. 654 00:35:34,247 --> 00:35:38,648 X + 5X + X - 1 = 20. 655 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,349 SO X = 3. 656 00:35:46,623 --> 00:35:48,656 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 657 00:35:48,758 --> 00:35:50,323 KEMO, THIS STUFF DON'T MAKE NO SENSE 658 00:35:50,425 --> 00:35:51,825 UNLESS YOU SHOW US HOW IT WORKS 659 00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:53,159 IN THE REAL WORLD? 660 00:35:53,262 --> 00:35:54,827 DO YOU THINK WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE 661 00:35:54,929 --> 00:35:56,328 TO GET A COUPLE OF GIGOLOS 662 00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:57,997 FOR A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION? 663 00:35:58,099 --> 00:35:59,631 NO, NO, NO, STOP. 664 00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:01,866 JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING. 665 00:36:13,911 --> 00:36:15,210 WOW! 666 00:36:15,312 --> 00:36:16,745 CHECK IT OUT! 667 00:36:27,055 --> 00:36:29,054 GET OUT OF HERE. 668 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,357 PLEASE! 669 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,864 WHAT KIND OF MATH IS THIS? 670 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,364 THIS PARTICULAR ONE 671 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,366 THAT'S UP RIGHT NOW IS CALCULUS. 672 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:46,368 YOU'LL GET IT IN COLLEGE. 673 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,904 MY DAUGHTER USES THIS PROGRAM IN HER HIGH SCHOOL. 674 00:37:02,582 --> 00:37:05,450 I WANT TO TEACH CALCULUS NEXT YEAR. 675 00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:10,020 BOY, THAT'S A JUMP. 676 00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:15,091 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 677 00:37:15,193 --> 00:37:17,826 THEY HAVEN'T HAD TRIG OR MATH ANALYSIS. 678 00:37:17,928 --> 00:37:20,028 THEY CAN TAKE THEM BOTH DURING THE SUMMER. 679 00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:22,330 YOU EXPECT OUR BEST STUDENTS TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL? 680 00:37:22,432 --> 00:37:25,533 FROM 7:00 TO 12:00... EVERY DAY, 681 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:26,833 INCLUDING SATURDAYS. 682 00:37:26,935 --> 00:37:28,568 YEP. THAT'LL DO IT. 683 00:37:31,405 --> 00:37:35,907 OUR SUMMER CLASSROOMS ARE RESERVED FOR REMEDIAL COURSES. 684 00:37:36,009 --> 00:37:37,709 IF YOU WANT TO TURN THIS SCHOOL AROUND, 685 00:37:37,811 --> 00:37:39,243 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START FROM THE TOP. 686 00:37:39,346 --> 00:37:42,713 MR. ESCALANTE, DON'T LECTURE US. 687 00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:44,715 OUR KIDS CAN'T HANDLE CALCULUS. 688 00:37:44,817 --> 00:37:46,916 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BOOKS. 689 00:37:47,018 --> 00:37:49,918 IF THEY PASS THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST, 690 00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,519 THEY GET COLLEGE CREDIT. 691 00:37:51,621 --> 00:37:53,922 THERE ARE SOME TEACHERS IN THIS ROOM 692 00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,556 WHO WOULD HAVE TROUBLE 693 00:37:55,658 --> 00:37:57,725 PASSING THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST. 694 00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,460 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE THIS FLY? 695 00:38:07,801 --> 00:38:10,401 I TEACH CALCULUS OR... 696 00:38:10,503 --> 00:38:11,936 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 697 00:38:13,406 --> 00:38:17,640 WELL, IF THIS MAN CAN WALK IN HERE AND... 698 00:38:17,743 --> 00:38:22,444 DICTATE HIS OWN TERMS OVER MY OBJECTIONS... 699 00:38:22,546 --> 00:38:23,945 I SEE NO REASON 700 00:38:24,047 --> 00:38:27,148 FOR ME TO CONTINUE AS DEPARTMENT CHAIR. 701 00:38:27,984 --> 00:38:30,183 RAQUEL, DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. 702 00:38:31,286 --> 00:38:34,754 I'M THINKING ABOUT THOSE KIDS. 703 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:40,125 IF THEY TRY AND DON'T SUCCEED, 704 00:38:40,227 --> 00:38:43,961 YOU'LL SHATTER WHAT LITTLE SELF-CONFIDENCE THEY HAVE. 705 00:38:46,766 --> 00:38:50,700 THESE AREN'T THE TYPES THAT, UH, BOUNCE BACK. 706 00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:54,503 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 707 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:19,489 THANKS, MAN. 708 00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,528 KEMO, IT STINKS LIKE LAST YEAR IN HERE. 709 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,965 SOMEBODY GIVE CLAUDIA AN ORANGE. 710 00:39:32,301 --> 00:39:34,902 OK, OK, OK. SIT DOWN. 711 00:39:37,138 --> 00:39:40,339 YOU THINK I WANT TO DO THIS? 712 00:39:40,442 --> 00:39:43,341 THE JAPANESE PAY ME TO DO THIS. 713 00:39:43,444 --> 00:39:45,343 THEY'RE TIRED OF MAKING EVERYTHING. 714 00:39:45,446 --> 00:39:48,145 THEY WANT YOU GUYS TO PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT 715 00:39:48,247 --> 00:39:52,649 SO THEY CAN TAKE VACATIONS ON MOUNT FUJI. 716 00:39:52,751 --> 00:39:54,651 KEMO, I THOUGHT THIS ROOM 717 00:39:54,753 --> 00:39:56,885 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AIR-CONDITIONED, MAN. 718 00:39:56,987 --> 00:39:59,188 YOU SHOULD THINK... 719 00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:00,521 COOL. 720 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,491 THINK... 721 00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:05,492 COOL. COOL. 722 00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:06,626 THINK... 723 00:40:06,728 --> 00:40:08,028 COOL. COOL. 724 00:40:11,432 --> 00:40:13,566 COOL. COOL. 725 00:40:15,735 --> 00:40:17,669 COOL. COOL. 726 00:40:17,771 --> 00:40:18,670 COOL. 727 00:40:18,772 --> 00:40:20,104 COOL. COOL. 728 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:27,877 OUT OF THE BLUE, 729 00:40:27,979 --> 00:40:29,311 I GET A LETTER SAYING I WAS FIRED 730 00:40:29,413 --> 00:40:32,013 BECAUSE OF PROPOSITION 13. 731 00:40:32,116 --> 00:40:33,682 I'M DOWN TO $936. 732 00:40:33,783 --> 00:40:35,349 I INVEST 100 IN RESUMES, 733 00:40:35,451 --> 00:40:37,184 AND I BOUGHT THIS SUIT. 734 00:40:37,286 --> 00:40:39,018 I HIT EVERY INSURANCE COMPANY IN THE CITY. 735 00:40:39,121 --> 00:40:42,188 MY WIFE WANTS US TO MOVE INTO HER PARENTS' REC ROOM. 736 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:44,857 THEN 2 WEEKS LATER I GET ANOTHER LETTER 737 00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:47,359 IN THE MAIL TELLING ME TO REPORT BACK TO WORK. 738 00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:49,360 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SUIT? 739 00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:50,361 FABULOUS. 740 00:40:50,463 --> 00:40:51,896 HOW ABOUT THE COLOR? 741 00:40:53,298 --> 00:40:55,932 WELCOME BACK, PELON! 742 00:41:39,636 --> 00:41:40,935 YOU OK? 743 00:41:41,037 --> 00:41:42,569 YEAH, I'M OK. 744 00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:43,570 YOU SURE? 745 00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:46,106 YES. I SAID I WAS FINE. 746 00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:48,908 [RIP] 747 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,109 UH-OH. 748 00:41:54,447 --> 00:41:57,414 WE'LL GO STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH. 749 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,917 CALCULUS WAS NOT MADE TO BE EASY. 750 00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,417 IT ALREADY IS. 751 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,420 REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD LAST SUMMER? 752 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,422 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THINGS WERE REALLY JUMPING GOOD? 753 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:08,757 ♪ YEAH 754 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,925 WELL, THE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE WITH THE WIND. 755 00:42:11,027 --> 00:42:13,894 IT'S NOW THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY. 756 00:42:13,996 --> 00:42:15,895 OH, COME ON. A CONTRACT? 757 00:42:15,997 --> 00:42:18,331 YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T TRUST US BY NOW? 758 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:19,899 [BELL RINGS] 759 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,900 FOR THOSE OF YOU MAKING THE COMMITMENT, 760 00:42:22,002 --> 00:42:25,903 YOU WILL BE PREPARING YOURSELVES FOR THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST. 761 00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:27,471 MAKE SURE IT'S SIGNED BEFORE YOU COME TO CLASS TOMORROW. 762 00:42:27,574 --> 00:42:30,607 WE COME AN HOUR BEFORE SCHOOL, TAKE YOUR CLASS 2 PERIODS, 763 00:42:30,709 --> 00:42:32,108 AND STAY UNTIL 5:00? 764 00:42:32,211 --> 00:42:33,410 BELIEVE IT OR DON'T. 765 00:42:33,512 --> 00:42:35,911 WE GOT TO COME ON SATURDAYS? 766 00:42:36,013 --> 00:42:37,413 AND NO VACATION? 767 00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:39,948 PASS THE A.P. EXAM, GET COLLEGE CREDIT. 768 00:42:40,050 --> 00:42:41,249 BIG DEAL. 769 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,250 WE'RE SENIORS. 770 00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,585 IT'S OUR YEAR TO SLACK OFF. 771 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,119 HOW ABOUT YOU, JOHNNY? 772 00:42:46,222 --> 00:42:48,121 WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAKE IT SATURDAY MORNING, 773 00:42:48,224 --> 00:42:50,089 PLAYING IN YOUR BAND FRIDAY NIGHT? 774 00:42:50,191 --> 00:42:53,626 LOOK, YOU LOVE SCARING US INTO DOING STUFF, MAN, 775 00:42:53,727 --> 00:42:56,561 BUT THAT GETS OLD REAL FAST. 776 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:02,499 HEY, KEMO. 777 00:43:02,602 --> 00:43:04,000 YOU PROUD OF ME? 778 00:43:04,102 --> 00:43:06,002 I'M THE FIRST DUDE HERE. 779 00:43:06,104 --> 00:43:07,403 WHAT'S CAL-CU-LUS? 780 00:43:14,844 --> 00:43:16,210 MOM... 781 00:43:16,312 --> 00:43:18,979 CALCULUS IS MATH THAT SIR ISAAC NEWTON INVENTED 782 00:43:19,081 --> 00:43:20,981 SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT PLANET ORBITS, 783 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:22,482 BUT HE NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL ANYBODY 784 00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:23,983 ABOUT HIS DISCOVERY 785 00:43:24,085 --> 00:43:25,985 UNTIL THIS OTHER SCIENTIST GUY 786 00:43:26,087 --> 00:43:28,486 TOLD EVERYBODY HE HAD INVENTED CALCULUS. 787 00:43:28,588 --> 00:43:29,988 BUT THE GUY WAS SO STUPID 788 00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:31,322 THAT HE GOT IT ALL WRONG, 789 00:43:31,424 --> 00:43:32,522 AND SO NEWTON HAD TO GO PUBLIC 790 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,024 AND CORRECT HIS MISTAKES. 791 00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:35,525 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S NEAT? 792 00:43:35,628 --> 00:43:37,994 FOR A GENIUS, NEWTON WAS AN IDIOT. 793 00:43:38,096 --> 00:43:39,495 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 794 00:43:39,597 --> 00:43:41,364 IF I INVENT SOMETHING, I'LL MAKE SURE TO GET PAID. 795 00:43:41,466 --> 00:43:43,365 I HOPE THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE 796 00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:45,400 TO STAY OUT ALL HOURS? 797 00:43:45,502 --> 00:43:48,168 TRUST ME, MOM. SIGN IT. 798 00:43:48,271 --> 00:43:50,738 BOYS DON'T LIKE IF YOU'RE TOO SMART. 799 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,038 MOM, I'M DOING THIS 800 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:53,806 SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON SOME DUMB GUY 801 00:43:53,908 --> 00:43:55,708 THE REST OF MY LIFE. 802 00:44:06,251 --> 00:44:07,584 THANK YOU. 803 00:44:09,888 --> 00:44:11,320 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 804 00:44:11,422 --> 00:44:12,821 YOU DON'T GOT IT SIGNED, 805 00:44:12,923 --> 00:44:13,989 YOU GOT NO TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW. 806 00:44:14,091 --> 00:44:15,823 THANK YOU. 807 00:44:15,925 --> 00:44:17,825 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 808 00:44:17,927 --> 00:44:19,827 MR. BLUE EYES, THANK VERY MUCH. 809 00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:21,828 ELIZABETH, MY TAYLOR. 810 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,864 SOPHIA, MY LOREN. 811 00:44:23,966 --> 00:44:25,898 GET A HAIRCUT. 812 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,400 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 813 00:44:27,502 --> 00:44:29,902 GET A NEW JACKET. THANK YOU. 814 00:44:30,004 --> 00:44:31,903 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 815 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,339 CLINT, YOU FORGET YOUR GUN? 816 00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:36,573 UNFOLD IT. 817 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:42,879 HEP! 818 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:46,048 GET OUT OF THE WAY. HERE. 819 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,382 YOU DIDN'T SIGN IT. 820 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,717 I GOTTA PUT SCHOOL ON HOLD. 821 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:50,718 GO BACK UNTIL YOU SIGN IT. 822 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,887 MY UNCLE OFFERED ME A JOB OPERATING A FORKLIFT. 823 00:44:52,989 --> 00:44:54,721 SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS I GET TIME AND A HALF. 824 00:44:54,823 --> 00:44:56,389 SO WHAT? 825 00:44:56,491 --> 00:44:59,291 2 YEARS IN THE UNION AND I'LL BE MAKING MORE THAN YOU. 826 00:44:59,393 --> 00:45:02,061 KEMO, I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN, 827 00:45:02,163 --> 00:45:04,896 BUT THE MONEY I'LL BE MAKING WILL BUY ME A NEW TRANS AM. 828 00:45:04,998 --> 00:45:06,397 NO ONE CRUISES THROUGH LIFE, PANCHO. 829 00:45:06,499 --> 00:45:08,399 WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE DESIGNING THESE THINGS 830 00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:09,900 THAN REPAIRING THEM? 831 00:45:10,002 --> 00:45:11,935 YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. THEY GOT FUEL INJECTION. 832 00:45:12,037 --> 00:45:13,403 [GRINDING NOISE] 833 00:45:13,505 --> 00:45:16,238 YOU'RE GONNA STRIP MY GEARS. 834 00:45:16,341 --> 00:45:18,240 ORALE, KEMO. 835 00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:19,874 DON'T PANIC, JOHNNY. 836 00:45:19,976 --> 00:45:22,911 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE OTHER GUY. 837 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:25,913 RIGHT OR LEFT? 838 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,247 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 839 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,414 RIGHT OR LEFT? 840 00:45:28,516 --> 00:45:29,482 GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT! 841 00:45:29,584 --> 00:45:31,517 [HORN HONKS, TIRES SQUEAL] 842 00:45:39,459 --> 00:45:41,926 ALL YOU SEE IS THE TURN. 843 00:45:42,028 --> 00:45:44,527 YOU DON'T SEE THE ROAD AHEAD. 844 00:45:51,168 --> 00:45:52,134 ORALE, BUEY. 845 00:45:52,235 --> 00:45:54,635 OPEN THE GATE. WE'LL BE LATE. 846 00:45:54,738 --> 00:45:57,637 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE SO EARLY? 847 00:45:57,740 --> 00:46:00,173 WE'RE IN ESCALANTE'S CLASS, REMEMBER? 848 00:46:03,811 --> 00:46:06,312 WAKE UP. DRINK SOME COFFEE, MAN. 849 00:46:11,884 --> 00:46:14,852 ONE, YOU GOT THE GRAPH, RIGHT HERE. 850 00:46:14,954 --> 00:46:18,654 TWO, THIS STRIP, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS RIGHT HERE. 851 00:46:18,757 --> 00:46:20,356 IT'S THE RADIUS OF ROTATION. 852 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:21,690 THAT'S IT. 853 00:46:21,792 --> 00:46:23,725 ANYBODY GOT ANY QUESTIONS? 854 00:46:25,329 --> 00:46:26,794 ANYBODY CAN DO IT 855 00:46:26,896 --> 00:46:28,996 AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER ONE BASIC ELEMENT, 856 00:46:29,098 --> 00:46:31,297 AND THAT IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 857 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,600 STAY AWAKE AS YOU'RE WAKING UP. 858 00:46:33,702 --> 00:46:35,001 WAKE UP THIS MORNING. HOW ARE YOU? 859 00:46:35,103 --> 00:46:37,102 BRING TOOTHPICKS TO PINCH OPEN YOUR EYES. 860 00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:39,104 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN? 861 00:46:39,206 --> 00:46:41,105 I WAS SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS, 862 00:46:41,207 --> 00:46:42,607 WHISPERING IMAGINARY NUMBERS, 863 00:46:42,709 --> 00:46:44,709 LOOKING FOR THE FOURTH DIMENSION. 864 00:46:44,811 --> 00:46:47,711 GOOD! GO BACK TO SLEEP. THAT'S VERY GOOD. 865 00:46:47,813 --> 00:46:51,547 OK, ANY QUESTIONS? YES? NO? NOTHING? 866 00:46:51,649 --> 00:46:52,748 OK. 867 00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:11,363 OK, YOU SHOULD HAVE IT BY NOW. 868 00:47:11,465 --> 00:47:14,565 OK, WHAT'S THE ANSWER? ANYBODY. 869 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:15,633 CLAUDIA? 870 00:47:15,735 --> 00:47:18,869 COME ON. WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS. 871 00:47:18,971 --> 00:47:21,738 YOU'RE FOOLING AROUND TOO MUCH DURING THE WEEKEND. 872 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,740 THIS GIRL'S GOTTA DO SOME WORK FROM THE NECK UP. 873 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,742 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY LATE AGAIN. 874 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,210 OHH... OHH... 875 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,077 COME ON. 876 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,413 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WE HAVE PIZZA, 'CAUSE THEY DELIVER. 877 00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:36,249 WE CAN GET FRIED CHICKEN, HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE. 878 00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:37,884 JEEZ, WE'LL NEED DONATIONS. 879 00:47:37,986 --> 00:47:39,718 NO, REALLY, YOU OWE ME MONEY ANYWAY. 880 00:47:39,821 --> 00:47:42,588 YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GRADES YOU'RE GETTING. 881 00:47:44,858 --> 00:47:46,324 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 882 00:47:46,426 --> 00:47:48,058 YOU LATE FOR ANOTHER DATE? 883 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,361 SHE'S GOT MORE BOYFRIENDS THAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 884 00:47:52,931 --> 00:47:55,398 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU USING MY PERSONAL LIFE 885 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,200 TO ENTERTAIN THIS CLASS. 886 00:48:12,279 --> 00:48:13,445 CLAUDIA. 887 00:48:23,789 --> 00:48:25,589 OK, OK. 888 00:48:25,691 --> 00:48:28,924 EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART RIGHT NOW. 889 00:48:29,026 --> 00:48:30,426 MY BOYFRIEND'S FREAKING OUT... 890 00:48:30,528 --> 00:48:32,227 MY MOM... SCHOOL SUCKS. 891 00:48:32,329 --> 00:48:35,230 I'M IN THAT CLASSROOM ALL DAY, KEMO. 892 00:48:35,332 --> 00:48:36,730 LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, 893 00:48:36,832 --> 00:48:39,233 AND MY HAIR-- I CAN'T EVEN COMB IT. 894 00:48:39,335 --> 00:48:40,767 I HATE MY LIFE. 895 00:48:42,637 --> 00:48:44,670 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 896 00:48:46,907 --> 00:48:48,440 [LAUGHS] 897 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:49,975 KEMO. 898 00:48:55,314 --> 00:48:58,715 [COUGHING] 899 00:48:58,817 --> 00:49:00,716 PONLA AQUI EN ESTA LINEA. 900 00:49:00,818 --> 00:49:02,217 EN ESTA LINEA. 901 00:49:02,319 --> 00:49:04,720 NO, NO, NO. AQUI. 902 00:49:04,822 --> 00:49:07,788 CALMATE, MI HIJO. 903 00:49:07,891 --> 00:49:10,090 [COUGHING] 904 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,766 ESPERAME AQUI. 905 00:49:21,868 --> 00:49:23,468 SI. 906 00:49:30,808 --> 00:49:32,775 YES. UH-HUH. I UNDERSTAND THAT, 907 00:49:32,877 --> 00:49:34,976 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 908 00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:36,778 NO--MA'AM, I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 909 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,280 THERE'S NO WAY. 910 00:49:38,382 --> 00:49:39,780 HEY. 911 00:49:39,882 --> 00:49:42,283 I DON'T DO DIAGNOSIS. UH-HUH. 912 00:49:42,385 --> 00:49:44,284 LOOK, I'M SORRY. WE'LL HAVE-- 913 00:49:44,386 --> 00:49:45,785 MIRA. 914 00:49:45,887 --> 00:49:47,787 UH, COULD YOU HOLD A MOMENT, PLEASE? 915 00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:50,789 ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE DOCTOR BEFORE NEXT WEEK? 916 00:49:50,891 --> 00:49:52,991 OK. HOLD ON. SEGURO? 917 00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:54,325 NO. 918 00:49:54,427 --> 00:49:55,660 MEDI-CAL? 919 00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:56,861 NO, TAMPOCO. 920 00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:58,328 WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THIS? 921 00:49:58,430 --> 00:49:59,829 LOOK, IF WE COULD PAY FOR IT, 922 00:49:59,932 --> 00:50:01,331 WE WOULD GO TO A REGULAR HOSPITAL. 923 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,832 I JUST DON'T WANT MY GRANDMOTHER 924 00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:04,333 TO CATCH PNEUMONIA WAITING AROUND. 925 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,835 OK. TAKE A SEAT. WE'LL CALL YOUR NUMBER. 926 00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:08,836 OK, MA'AM, IS SAID YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 927 00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,839 THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET AROUND THAT. 928 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:15,676 I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 929 00:50:20,548 --> 00:50:21,881 MM-MMM. 930 00:50:23,717 --> 00:50:25,517 TRY THE SHORTCUT. 931 00:50:25,619 --> 00:50:28,686 THIS IS EASY. BABY STUFF FOR BOY SCOUTS. 932 00:50:28,788 --> 00:50:31,188 MY MIND DON'T WORK THIS WAY. 933 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:32,722 TIC-TAC-TOE. 934 00:50:32,824 --> 00:50:35,725 A PIECE OF CAKE UPSIDE-DOWN. WATCH FOR THE GREEN LIGHT. 935 00:50:41,065 --> 00:50:44,031 I'VE BEEN WITH YOU GUYS 2 YEARS! 936 00:50:44,133 --> 00:50:46,033 EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M THE DUMBEST! 937 00:50:46,135 --> 00:50:48,201 I CAN'T HANDLE CALCULUS! 938 00:50:48,303 --> 00:50:50,337 THESE GUYS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE 939 00:50:50,439 --> 00:50:54,473 OF MAKING THE A.P. TEST WITHOUT ME. 940 00:50:54,575 --> 00:50:55,941 DON'T LAUGH. 941 00:50:57,744 --> 00:51:00,845 HOW COULD WE LAUGH? YOU'RE BREAKING OUR HEARTS. 942 00:51:00,946 --> 00:51:02,546 DON'T DO THIS, KEMO. 943 00:51:02,648 --> 00:51:04,548 HOW NOBLE-- TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF 944 00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:06,048 FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE TEAM. 945 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,351 DO YOU HAVE THE GANAS? DO YOU HAVE THE DESIRE? 946 00:51:08,453 --> 00:51:09,418 YES, I HAVE THE GANAS! 947 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,885 DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? 948 00:51:10,988 --> 00:51:11,886 YES! 949 00:51:11,989 --> 00:51:13,021 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NO! 950 00:51:13,123 --> 00:51:14,889 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET TOUGH. 951 00:51:14,992 --> 00:51:16,557 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK 952 00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:18,926 RIGHT THROUGH CHRISTMAS BREAK. OK? 953 00:51:26,266 --> 00:51:30,034 THE COUNSELOR WAS JUST HERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 954 00:51:30,136 --> 00:51:33,771 SOMETHING ABOUT SOME COSMETOLOGY CLASSES. 955 00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:36,573 HE SAYS THERE'S 3 DIFFERENT LEVELS-- 956 00:51:36,675 --> 00:51:38,775 ONE FOR BOYS, ONE FOR GIRLS, 957 00:51:38,877 --> 00:51:40,442 AND ONE FOR-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND. 958 00:51:40,544 --> 00:51:41,944 WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND OUT? 959 00:51:42,046 --> 00:51:44,246 PLEASE, LISTEN, MAN. IT'S COOL. 960 00:51:44,348 --> 00:51:45,413 MY GRANDMOTHER... 961 00:51:45,515 --> 00:51:47,048 CLOCK OUT. 962 00:51:47,150 --> 00:51:49,583 GAME'S OVER. YOU LOSE. 963 00:51:49,685 --> 00:51:51,918 YOU NEVER LISTEN TO NOBODY, MAN. 964 00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:54,420 TE CREES EL MAS CHINGON. 965 00:51:54,522 --> 00:51:56,055 ADIOS. 966 00:51:56,157 --> 00:51:57,923 WHY DON'T YOU, UH, 967 00:51:58,026 --> 00:51:59,424 SEND ME SOME POST CARDS, 968 00:51:59,526 --> 00:52:01,126 OR CALL ME ON THE TELEPHONE. 969 00:52:01,228 --> 00:52:03,294 LET ME KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING. WE LOVE YOU. 970 00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:09,399 KEMO SABE THIS, CABRON, HUH? 971 00:52:15,339 --> 00:52:20,074 I THINK THAT GUY'S GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN YOU. 972 00:52:20,176 --> 00:52:21,776 TIC... 973 00:52:21,878 --> 00:52:23,276 TAC... 974 00:52:23,378 --> 00:52:25,478 TOE...SIMPLE. 975 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:28,480 SHE'S A LITTLE SLOPPY WITH HER HOMEWORK. 976 00:52:28,582 --> 00:52:32,950 DAD, GET OFF THE PHONE SO WE CAN EAT. 977 00:52:33,053 --> 00:52:35,953 NO, SHE'S A TOP STUDENT. 978 00:52:36,056 --> 00:52:37,088 YEAH. 979 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:39,122 YOUR FATHER WORKS 60 HOURS A WEEK, 980 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:41,792 THEN HE VOLUNTEERS TO TEACH NIGHT SCHOOL FOR FREE. 981 00:52:41,894 --> 00:52:43,993 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. THANK YOU. 982 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:48,229 NOW HE'S VISITING JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS 983 00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:49,931 IN HIS SPARE TIME. 984 00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:54,168 CORN AND POTATOES? 985 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:55,936 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOMO MONTADO, 986 00:52:56,038 --> 00:52:57,670 PIQUE A LO MACHO? 987 00:52:59,107 --> 00:53:03,275 JAIME, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TEACH THIS HOLIDAY. 988 00:53:03,377 --> 00:53:05,811 NO. 989 00:53:05,913 --> 00:53:08,012 NO TEACHING... 990 00:53:09,015 --> 00:53:10,147 PAPA... 991 00:53:10,249 --> 00:53:11,648 THERE'S A PROBLEM IN MY BOOK 992 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,816 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 993 00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:13,983 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 994 00:53:14,086 --> 00:53:16,318 HIS OWN SON HAS PROBLEMS WITH MATH. 995 00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:17,953 GIVE ME THAT BOOK, FERNANDO. 996 00:53:18,055 --> 00:53:19,655 I DON'T WANT ANY BOOKS AT THE TABLE. 997 00:53:19,757 --> 00:53:21,456 GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 998 00:53:21,558 --> 00:53:23,858 [DOORBELL RINGS] 999 00:53:25,361 --> 00:53:26,860 I'LL GET IT. 1000 00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:31,864 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 1001 00:53:33,367 --> 00:53:35,333 OH, SEÑORA, COMO ESTA? 1002 00:53:35,435 --> 00:53:36,835 MUY BIEN. 1003 00:53:36,937 --> 00:53:38,837 SEÑOR ESCALANTE, 1004 00:53:38,939 --> 00:53:41,839 ANGELITO TIENE QUE REGRESAR A LA ESCUELA. 1005 00:53:41,941 --> 00:53:44,341 EL NO PUEDE PERDER SU LONCHE. 1006 00:53:44,443 --> 00:53:45,842 NO SE PREOCUPE, SEÑORA. 1007 00:53:45,944 --> 00:53:47,343 PASELE, POR FAVOR. 1008 00:53:47,445 --> 00:53:48,845 MUCHO GUSTO. 1009 00:53:48,947 --> 00:53:50,378 MI ESPOSA. 1010 00:53:52,883 --> 00:53:55,850 I'VE SEEN YOU DO A LOT OF UNDERHANDED TRICKS, 1011 00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:58,352 BUT BRINGING YOUR ABUELITA TO MY HOUSE 1012 00:53:58,454 --> 00:54:00,854 AT CHRISTMASTIME? COME ON. 1013 00:54:00,956 --> 00:54:02,355 I NEED CALCULUS 1014 00:54:02,457 --> 00:54:05,858 TO TAKE ME TO A GOOD CAREER. 1015 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,726 SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 1016 00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:13,564 iCARAY! 1017 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:16,700 ♪ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1018 00:54:16,802 --> 00:54:18,702 ♪ A CHOLO CAME TO ME... 1019 00:54:18,803 --> 00:54:20,836 THIS IS WHAT'S GIVEN. 1020 00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:23,539 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE AREA IN THE FIRST QUADRANT 1021 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,039 BOUNDED BY THE CURVE. 1022 00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:26,975 WHAT ARE THE LIMITS? ANYBODY. 1023 00:54:27,077 --> 00:54:28,976 0 TO pi OVER 2. 1024 00:54:29,078 --> 00:54:30,177 WRONG. LUPE. 1025 00:54:30,279 --> 00:54:32,146 0 TO pi OVER 2? 1026 00:54:32,248 --> 00:54:34,347 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1027 00:54:34,449 --> 00:54:35,815 THIS IS REVIEW. 1028 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:37,717 KEMO, I CHECKED MY WORK TWICE. 1029 00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:39,384 I'M GIVING YOU THE GRAPH. CHECK IT AGAIN. 1030 00:54:39,486 --> 00:54:41,419 I GOT THE SAME ANSWER AS THE GORDITA. 1031 00:54:41,522 --> 00:54:43,988 DON'T CALL ME GORDITA, PENDEJO. 1032 00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:46,223 IT'S 0 TO pi OVER 2, SIR. 1033 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:48,491 YEAH. I GOT THE SAME THING. 1034 00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:51,027 YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. NO WAY! 1035 00:54:51,129 --> 00:54:53,028 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1036 00:54:53,130 --> 00:54:54,530 THIS IS REVIEW! 1037 00:54:54,632 --> 00:54:57,032 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BLIND MAN IN A DARK ROOM 1038 00:54:57,134 --> 00:54:59,033 LOOKING FOR A BLACK CAT THAT ISN'T THERE! 1039 00:54:59,135 --> 00:55:00,701 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 1040 00:55:00,804 --> 00:55:02,036 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1041 00:55:02,138 --> 00:55:03,737 YOU'RE GIVING ME A SHOT FROM THE BACK! 1042 00:55:03,839 --> 00:55:05,138 NO WAY. NO WAY! 1043 00:55:06,575 --> 00:55:08,040 [DOOR SLAMS] 1044 00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:10,910 KEMO FINALLY BLEW A HEAD GASKET. 1045 00:55:11,012 --> 00:55:12,544 IT'S A PEN. 1046 00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:14,045 Class: IT'S A PEN. 1047 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:15,947 IT'S A PENCIL. 1048 00:55:16,049 --> 00:55:17,548 Class: IT'S A PENCIL. 1049 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:19,049 IT'S A CHAIR. 1050 00:55:19,151 --> 00:55:20,551 Class: IT'S A CHAIR. 1051 00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:22,051 IT'S A LIGHT. 1052 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,053 Class: IT'S A LIGHT. 1053 00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:25,555 IT'S A WINDOW. 1054 00:55:25,657 --> 00:55:27,055 Class: IT'S A WINDOW. 1055 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,258 IT'S IN THE ROOM, ON THE TABLE. 1056 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,560 IT'S 10:00. 1057 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:35,563 Class: IT'S IN THE ROOM, ON THE TABLE. 1058 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,063 IT'S 10:00. 1059 00:55:37,165 --> 00:55:39,065 UN MOMENTO, POR FAVOR. 1060 00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:41,099 Class: ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 1061 00:55:47,473 --> 00:55:50,174 [LABORED BREATHING] 1062 00:56:14,595 --> 00:56:17,696 [GASPING] 1063 00:56:34,844 --> 00:56:37,178 PAGE 456, PLEASE. 1064 00:56:38,648 --> 00:56:41,114 COME ON, YOU GUYS. 456. 1065 00:56:41,216 --> 00:56:44,149 WILL YOU SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, MAN? 1066 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:51,623 WE TOLD HIM TO TAKE IT EASY. 1067 00:56:51,725 --> 00:56:53,624 IT'S OUR FAULT. WE JUST SIT BACK 1068 00:56:53,726 --> 00:56:55,626 AND WATCH HIM BURN IN. 1069 00:56:55,728 --> 00:56:57,127 IT'S BURN OUT. 1070 00:56:57,229 --> 00:56:59,595 THE MAN BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF. 1071 00:56:59,697 --> 00:57:01,264 HE WAS ASKING FOR TROUBLE. 1072 00:57:01,366 --> 00:57:03,265 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 1073 00:57:03,367 --> 00:57:05,800 YOU'RE A WANNABE CHOLO ASSHOLE, MAN. 1074 00:57:09,038 --> 00:57:10,304 [SPITS] 1075 00:57:10,406 --> 00:57:11,772 OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1076 00:57:11,874 --> 00:57:13,273 YOU WANT ME? 1077 00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:14,707 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 1078 00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:17,776 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP! 1079 00:57:17,878 --> 00:57:18,944 PANCHO! 1080 00:57:19,046 --> 00:57:20,512 JUST BREAK IT UP. 1081 00:57:20,614 --> 00:57:22,047 NOW, JUST SETTLE DOWN. 1082 00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:23,047 LATER. 1083 00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:24,582 SETTLE DOWN, ANGEL. 1084 00:57:30,222 --> 00:57:32,821 NOW, MR. ESCALANTE IS OK. 1085 00:57:32,924 --> 00:57:35,190 HE SUFFERED A MILD HEART ATTACK, 1086 00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:38,359 AND HE'LL BE UNDER OBSERVATION FOR THE TIME BEING. 1087 00:57:38,461 --> 00:57:41,195 MR. SCHLOSS IS YOUR SUBSTITUTE. 1088 00:57:41,298 --> 00:57:43,830 NOW, OUT OF RESPECT TO MR. ESCALANTE, 1089 00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:47,867 PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. 1090 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:51,369 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE FROM THIS ROOM. 1091 00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:53,872 ALL RIGHT, PANCHO, YOU COME WITH ME. 1092 00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,573 ANGEL, LET'S GO. 1093 00:57:58,411 --> 00:57:59,910 TITO, TAKE YOUR SEAT. 1094 00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:08,684 MR. MOLINA HAS INFORMED ME 1095 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:12,219 THAT YOU HAVE YOUR A.P. CALCULUS EXAM IN 2 WEEKS. 1096 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,221 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1097 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,222 I'VE NEVER TAUGHT CALCULUS BEFORE. 1098 00:58:16,325 --> 00:58:18,258 I'M REALLY A MUSIC TEACHER. 1099 00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:34,071 YOU MAD AT ME, MOMMY? 1100 00:58:34,173 --> 00:58:37,773 IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP, I WOULD BE ANGRY. 1101 00:58:41,111 --> 00:58:42,410 DAD... 1102 00:58:42,512 --> 00:58:44,745 THE DOCTOR SAYS NO STRESS. 1103 00:58:44,847 --> 00:58:47,748 NO JOB-RELATED ACTIVITY FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. 1104 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:49,782 I WANT ANOTHER DOCTOR. 1105 00:58:51,953 --> 00:58:53,919 JAIME, I HAVE TO GO. 1106 00:58:54,021 --> 00:58:56,254 I LEFT FERNANDO WITH A NEIGHBOR. 1107 00:58:56,357 --> 00:58:57,422 I'LL STAY WITH DAD, MOM. 1108 00:58:57,524 --> 00:58:59,423 NO. YOU GO WITH YOUR MOTHER. 1109 00:58:59,525 --> 00:59:02,426 DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, OK? 1110 00:59:02,528 --> 00:59:03,927 OK, DAD. 1111 00:59:04,029 --> 00:59:05,462 COME ON, MOM. 1112 00:59:25,613 --> 00:59:28,480 WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OUT OF WORK? 1113 00:59:49,465 --> 00:59:51,765 HI! 1114 00:59:51,867 --> 00:59:53,833 HEY! MR. ESCALANTE! 1115 00:59:57,838 --> 00:59:59,304 I'M STILL ALIVE. 1116 00:59:59,407 --> 01:00:01,672 I'M A HARD-DYING TYPE OF GUY. 1117 01:00:01,775 --> 01:00:03,307 SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE HOSPITAL? 1118 01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:05,309 I SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU. 1119 01:00:05,412 --> 01:00:06,309 YAAH! 1120 01:00:06,412 --> 01:00:08,145 BULLDOGS! 1121 01:00:08,247 --> 01:00:09,880 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 1122 01:00:11,215 --> 01:00:14,784 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BABY-SITTING. 1123 01:00:14,886 --> 01:00:16,985 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1124 01:00:17,087 --> 01:00:18,486 HOW ARE YOU? 1125 01:00:18,588 --> 01:00:21,688 HEY, YOU SHOULD BE TAKING IT EASY, MAN. 1126 01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:24,158 NO, I SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS. 1127 01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:28,661 I MEAN, YOU ALREADY FORGOT TO STAND UP. EVERYBODY! 1128 01:00:28,763 --> 01:00:32,964 NO, AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A SNAKE. HURRY! 1129 01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:35,966 WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR THIS ALL YEAR. 1130 01:00:36,069 --> 01:00:37,468 YOU'RE THE BEST! 1131 01:00:37,570 --> 01:00:40,603 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! 1132 01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:42,038 THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE! 1133 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:43,706 UPSIDE-DOWN! 1134 01:00:43,809 --> 01:00:45,607 AND... 1135 01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:47,609 STEP BY STEP! 1136 01:00:47,711 --> 01:00:49,610 ALL RIGHT! YOU GOT IT NOW. 1137 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:52,313 OPEN YOUR EYES. 1138 01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,482 Y = LN... 1139 01:00:55,584 --> 01:00:58,485 QUANTITY X - 1. WHAT'S THE DOMAIN? 1140 01:00:58,587 --> 01:01:00,486 X IS GREATER THAN -1. 1141 01:01:00,588 --> 01:01:02,988 NO! TO THE END OF THE LINE. 1142 01:01:03,091 --> 01:01:04,989 I'VE BEEN GONE 2 DAYS, AND YOU FORGET ALREADY. 1143 01:01:05,092 --> 01:01:06,491 WHAT'S THE DOMAIN? 1144 01:01:06,593 --> 01:01:10,661 ALL REAL NUMBERS GREATER THAN 1. X IS GREATER THAN 1. 1145 01:01:10,763 --> 01:01:14,464 I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT. 1146 01:01:14,566 --> 01:01:15,998 OK! 1147 01:01:16,101 --> 01:01:18,468 BE SURE EACH MARK IS BLACK 1148 01:01:18,569 --> 01:01:21,169 AND COMPLETELY FILLS THE ANSWER SPACE. 1149 01:01:21,271 --> 01:01:23,138 IF YOU MAKE AN ERROR, 1150 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,005 YOU MAY SAVE TIME BY CROSSING IT OUT, 1151 01:01:25,108 --> 01:01:27,308 RATHER THAN TRYING TO ERASE IT. 1152 01:01:27,410 --> 01:01:30,176 IT IS NOT EXPECTED THAT EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER 1153 01:01:30,278 --> 01:01:32,745 ALL THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS. 1154 01:01:32,848 --> 01:01:34,847 WHEN YOU'RE TOLD TO BEGIN, OPEN YOUR BOOKLET, 1155 01:01:34,949 --> 01:01:37,249 CAREFULLY TEAR OUT THE GREEN INSERT, 1156 01:01:37,351 --> 01:01:38,349 AND START WORK. 1157 01:01:38,451 --> 01:01:40,084 YOU MAY BEGIN NOW. 1158 01:02:10,444 --> 01:02:12,076 LET'S GO! 1159 01:02:13,746 --> 01:02:15,546 COME ON! GET IN! 1160 01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:17,080 GET IN! 1161 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,750 OH, NO, IT'S TOO COLD! 1162 01:02:25,756 --> 01:02:28,389 ANITA! COME ON, ANITA! 1163 01:02:28,491 --> 01:02:29,724 ANGEL! 1164 01:02:29,826 --> 01:02:33,860 I LIKE TO KEEP MY PANTS DRY, YOU KNOW, MAN? 1165 01:02:33,962 --> 01:02:36,095 ANGEL! COME ON IN! 1166 01:02:36,197 --> 01:02:37,696 COME ON! 1167 01:02:37,798 --> 01:02:39,198 THE WATER'S GREAT! 1168 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,765 COME ON! 1169 01:02:42,102 --> 01:02:43,902 OK, FINE! 1170 01:02:44,004 --> 01:02:45,236 FINE! 1171 01:02:45,337 --> 01:02:47,538 THIS IS SO STUPID, MAN. 1172 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:48,939 I'M COMING! 1173 01:02:52,577 --> 01:02:54,076 ANGEL! 1174 01:02:54,179 --> 01:02:55,277 COME ON! 1175 01:02:55,379 --> 01:02:56,444 COME ON! 1176 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:14,193 [ROOSTER CROWS] 1177 01:03:18,631 --> 01:03:20,630 ORALE, GRANDPA. 1178 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,140 WE, BEING TEACHERS, 1179 01:04:15,243 --> 01:04:20,144 KNOW THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TESTS ARE VERY DIFFICULT, 1180 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:22,512 ESPECIALLY IN MATHEMATICS. 1181 01:04:22,615 --> 01:04:27,817 LESS THAN 2% OF ALL HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS NATIONWIDE 1182 01:04:27,919 --> 01:04:32,721 EVEN ATTEMPT THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT CALCULUS TEST. 1183 01:04:34,358 --> 01:04:35,824 YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 1184 01:04:35,926 --> 01:04:39,026 I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 1185 01:04:39,128 --> 01:04:42,895 THAT NO OTHER HIGH SCHOOL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 1186 01:04:42,998 --> 01:04:46,932 HAS MORE STUDENTS PASSING THAN GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL. 1187 01:04:51,437 --> 01:04:53,938 NO. HE JUST WALKS LIKE THAT. 1188 01:04:55,408 --> 01:04:58,408 18 STUDENTS TOOK THE TEST. 1189 01:04:58,510 --> 01:05:00,909 18 PASSED. 1190 01:05:01,012 --> 01:05:02,111 MANY-- 1191 01:05:03,281 --> 01:05:05,913 WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 1192 01:05:06,016 --> 01:05:07,415 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1193 01:05:07,517 --> 01:05:08,449 OK. 1194 01:05:14,623 --> 01:05:17,590 WE, THE A.P. CALCULUS CLASS, 1195 01:05:17,692 --> 01:05:22,027 WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS PLAQUE TO OUR TEACHER... 1196 01:05:22,129 --> 01:05:25,429 JAIME A. ESCALANTE. 1197 01:05:25,531 --> 01:05:26,964 COME ON UP. 1198 01:06:01,327 --> 01:06:02,459 AAH! 1199 01:06:02,561 --> 01:06:04,627 AAH! AAH! 1200 01:06:04,729 --> 01:06:05,661 AAH! 1201 01:06:07,498 --> 01:06:08,463 AAH! 1202 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:09,464 AAH! 1203 01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:10,999 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1204 01:06:15,504 --> 01:06:16,637 YES? 1205 01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,338 THIS IS GUADALUPE ESCOBAR. 1206 01:06:20,508 --> 01:06:23,475 WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF JOKE? 1207 01:06:23,577 --> 01:06:26,978 WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. WHO IS THIS? 1208 01:06:27,081 --> 01:06:28,346 FOR REALS? 1209 01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:32,315 WHAT? 1210 01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:34,017 YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN. 1211 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,727 "IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE TO GRADE THE TEST 1212 01:06:46,829 --> 01:06:48,729 "WITH THE IDENTITY OF THE STUDENTS CONCEALED. 1213 01:06:48,831 --> 01:06:50,997 "ONLY AFTER THE IRREGULARITIES WERE FOUND 1214 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:53,332 "WAS IT DETERMINED THE STUDENTS IN QUESTION 1215 01:06:53,434 --> 01:06:54,734 WERE ALL FROM GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL." 1216 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,735 YOU ALL RECEIVED THE SAME LETTER? 1217 01:06:56,837 --> 01:06:58,303 YEAH. YEAH. 1218 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,405 "BASED UPON THE UNUSUAL AGREEMENT OF INCORRECT ANSWERS, 1219 01:07:01,507 --> 01:07:04,174 "E.T.S. HAS NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO QUESTION THE SCORES 1220 01:07:04,276 --> 01:07:07,410 OF ALL STUDENTS WITH SUCH UNUSUAL AGREEMENT." 1221 01:07:07,512 --> 01:07:09,345 ENGLISH. WHAT DOES IT MEAN IN ENGLISH? 1222 01:07:09,447 --> 01:07:11,346 THEY'RE SAYING THAT WE COPIED FROM EACH OTHER 1223 01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:13,115 BECAUSE WE ALL HAD THE SAME WRONG ANSWERS. 1224 01:07:13,217 --> 01:07:15,816 WE'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO CHEAT CORRECTLY. 1225 01:07:15,918 --> 01:07:18,018 WHY DON'T WE JUST SUE THEM? 1226 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:21,521 "THE BOARD DOUBTS THAT THE GRADES ARE VALID FOR YOU 1227 01:07:21,623 --> 01:07:23,857 BECAUSE OF THESE UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES." 1228 01:07:23,959 --> 01:07:25,357 THESE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN. 1229 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:27,192 THEY CAN MAKE MISTAKES, TOO. 1230 01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:31,462 Ana: KEMO, THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING US CHEATERS. 1231 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,165 ALL RIGHT, 1232 01:07:34,267 --> 01:07:37,100 THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP ALL CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL, 1233 01:07:37,202 --> 01:07:39,136 S.A.T. AND A.P. TESTS INCLUDED. 1234 01:07:41,139 --> 01:07:44,106 I ASSURE YOU, ONLY MY SECRETARY AND I 1235 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,107 KNOW THE COMBINATION. 1236 01:07:46,209 --> 01:07:48,610 MR. MOLINA, THIS CONTROVERSY 1237 01:07:48,712 --> 01:07:50,110 IS OFFICIALLY BETWEEN 1238 01:07:50,212 --> 01:07:51,879 THE EDUCATIONAL TESTING SERVICE 1239 01:07:51,981 --> 01:07:53,213 AND THE STUDENTS. 1240 01:07:53,315 --> 01:07:55,615 IT DOES NOT REFLECT UPON YOUR SCHOOL 1241 01:07:55,717 --> 01:07:57,049 OR ITS ADMINISTRATION. 1242 01:07:57,152 --> 01:07:58,618 I UNDERSTAND. 1243 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,619 WE WOULD LIKE TO RESOLVE THIS 1244 01:08:00,721 --> 01:08:02,220 WITH AS LITTLE PUBLICITY AS POSSIBLE. 1245 01:08:02,322 --> 01:08:04,155 I'D APPRECIATE THAT. 1246 01:08:05,992 --> 01:08:07,291 ALL RIGHT? 1247 01:08:07,393 --> 01:08:08,325 YEP. 1248 01:08:12,664 --> 01:08:16,532 DO YOU THINK THEY GOT THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME? 1249 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:20,635 WELL, CLAUDIA WAS HAVING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. 1250 01:08:20,737 --> 01:08:23,170 PANCHO WAS WAY BEHIND. 1251 01:08:24,506 --> 01:08:27,007 DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE CHEATED? 1252 01:08:28,676 --> 01:08:32,011 NO, BUT MY FATHER DOES. 1253 01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:35,847 DAMN SHIT! 1254 01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:38,649 LOOK AT THIS SHIT! 1255 01:08:38,751 --> 01:08:41,151 IF I'D HAVE TAKEN THAT JOB WITH MY UNCLE-- 1256 01:08:41,253 --> 01:08:42,385 LOOK AT THIS, MAN-- 1257 01:08:42,487 --> 01:08:44,086 I COULD HAVE HAD A BRAND-NEW CAR BY NOW! 1258 01:08:44,189 --> 01:08:47,489 OK, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN FIX IT. 1259 01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,758 COME ON, OK? YOU CAN FIX IT. JUST RELAX. 1260 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:51,426 HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW 1261 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:52,893 YOU TWO WERE, LIKE, A THING NOW. 1262 01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:57,397 JUST SOMETHING FOR THE SUMMER. 1263 01:09:03,037 --> 01:09:05,170 COME ON, LUPE. 1264 01:09:05,272 --> 01:09:07,171 YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, PANCHO. 1265 01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:08,339 LUPE, WAIT. 1266 01:09:08,441 --> 01:09:10,741 [ICE CREAM BELL RINGING] 1267 01:09:10,844 --> 01:09:11,775 SHIT! 1268 01:09:23,653 --> 01:09:27,087 LOTS OF STARS UP THERE, HOMEY. NOT TOO POLLUTED. 1269 01:09:27,189 --> 01:09:29,957 STARS AREN'T REALLY THERE, ESE. 1270 01:09:32,494 --> 01:09:34,594 NO, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT 1271 01:09:34,696 --> 01:09:37,596 IS WHERE THEY USED TO BE, MAN. 1272 01:09:37,698 --> 01:09:39,231 IT TAKES THE LIGHT 1273 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,399 A THOUSAND YEARS TO REACH THE EARTH. 1274 01:09:42,502 --> 01:09:43,434 FOR ALL WE KNOW, 1275 01:09:43,536 --> 01:09:45,735 THEY BURNED OUT LONG AGO, MAN. 1276 01:09:45,837 --> 01:09:47,871 GOD PULLED THE PLUG ON US. 1277 01:09:47,973 --> 01:09:49,372 HE DIDN'T TELL NOBODY. 1278 01:09:49,474 --> 01:09:51,707 THOSE STARS ARE OUT THERE, HOMEBOY. 1279 01:09:51,809 --> 01:09:53,842 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 1280 01:09:55,778 --> 01:09:57,778 [CAR ENGINE REVS] 1281 01:10:01,783 --> 01:10:02,916 HEY, HOMEBOY. 1282 01:10:03,018 --> 01:10:04,583 iALLI TE LLEVO, MI HIJA! 1283 01:10:07,822 --> 01:10:11,556 COME ON, THROW ME A KISS, BABY! 1284 01:10:11,658 --> 01:10:12,757 HEY! 1285 01:10:12,859 --> 01:10:15,025 HEY, TIRAME UN BESO. 1286 01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:19,295 [SIREN WAILS] 1287 01:10:21,466 --> 01:10:23,099 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1288 01:10:23,201 --> 01:10:24,633 THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. 1289 01:10:28,871 --> 01:10:31,839 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KNIFE? 1290 01:10:31,941 --> 01:10:33,339 USE A PENCIL, GO TO JAIL. 1291 01:10:33,441 --> 01:10:34,841 CAN I HAVE THIS BACK NOW? 1292 01:10:34,943 --> 01:10:38,877 YOU GOT A TOUGH MOUTH. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 1293 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:44,815 MUCHO GUSTO, OFFICER. 1294 01:10:46,986 --> 01:10:49,019 LET'S GO, JACK. 1295 01:11:07,002 --> 01:11:09,335 THAT WAS REAL SMART, ESE. 1296 01:11:12,339 --> 01:11:14,339 GET AWAY FROM MY RIDE! 1297 01:11:18,844 --> 01:11:19,977 GET UP. 1298 01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:21,678 COME ON, GET UP! 1299 01:11:30,921 --> 01:11:32,687 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1300 01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:35,690 COME BACK. 1301 01:11:37,192 --> 01:11:38,692 ANGEL! 1302 01:12:24,396 --> 01:12:26,196 WELL... 1303 01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:28,732 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? 1304 01:12:47,582 --> 01:12:48,913 ANA... 1305 01:12:50,651 --> 01:12:53,884 I'VE KNOWN YOUR FAMILY FOR YEARS. 1306 01:12:53,986 --> 01:12:55,185 TELL US THE TRUTH. 1307 01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:57,888 NOTHING HAPPENED. 1308 01:12:57,990 --> 01:12:59,455 NOW, DON'T LIE TO ME. 1309 01:12:59,557 --> 01:13:00,790 NOTHING HAPPENED! 1310 01:13:00,892 --> 01:13:02,692 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE? 1311 01:13:02,794 --> 01:13:04,459 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 1312 01:13:04,561 --> 01:13:06,228 THEN TELL US WHO DID. 1313 01:13:20,441 --> 01:13:21,940 WE'RE NOT COPS. 1314 01:13:23,410 --> 01:13:27,244 WE'RE NOT HERE TO PUT ANYBODY BEHIND BARS. 1315 01:13:27,346 --> 01:13:28,745 IF YOU CHEATED, 1316 01:13:28,847 --> 01:13:31,314 LET US KNOW SO YOU CAN GO HOME 1317 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:34,150 AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SUMMER. 1318 01:13:36,753 --> 01:13:38,319 PERMISO. 1319 01:13:51,298 --> 01:13:54,266 I COME FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 1320 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:56,233 YO VENGO DE ESTE BARRIO. 1321 01:13:56,335 --> 01:14:00,438 AND I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES WE'RE TEMPTED 1322 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,238 TO TAKE SHORTCUTS. 1323 01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:05,442 JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH WHAT HAPPENED. 1324 01:14:07,445 --> 01:14:09,778 DIME LA VERDAD. 1325 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,479 OK. 1326 01:14:26,293 --> 01:14:29,160 WE'RE BUSTED. WHY DON'T WE JUST ADMIT IT? 1327 01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:42,237 HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1328 01:14:45,475 --> 01:14:48,008 I GOT THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME. 1329 01:14:48,111 --> 01:14:49,609 I PASSED IT OUT TO EVERYONE. 1330 01:14:49,711 --> 01:14:51,678 HOW DID YOU GET THE TEST? 1331 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:54,012 MAILMAN. 1332 01:14:57,051 --> 01:14:58,950 I STRANGLED HIM. 1333 01:14:59,052 --> 01:15:00,518 HIS BODY'S DECOMPOSING IN MY LOCKER. 1334 01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:04,287 HA HA HA HA HA! 1335 01:15:04,389 --> 01:15:06,656 [ALL LAUGHING] 1336 01:15:40,051 --> 01:15:42,018 THERE'S NO SENSE IN CONTINUING 1337 01:15:42,119 --> 01:15:43,552 IF THEY WON'T COOPERATE. 1338 01:16:05,472 --> 01:16:07,538 DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOT IN MY BOX? 1339 01:16:16,246 --> 01:16:18,180 A LETTER OF RESIGNATION. 1340 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:20,315 ANONYMOUS. 1341 01:16:22,718 --> 01:16:25,685 MY GUESS IS IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 1342 01:16:25,787 --> 01:16:28,421 WITH THE MESS THIS SCHOOL IS IN. 1343 01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:32,558 DO YOU THINK THE STUDENTS CHEATED? 1344 01:16:40,432 --> 01:16:43,533 MR. ESCALANTE, YOU PUT THESE KIDS 1345 01:16:43,635 --> 01:16:46,235 UNDER AN AWFUL LOT OF PRESSURE. 1346 01:16:46,337 --> 01:16:50,205 THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO ANY LENGTHS TO PLEASE YOU. 1347 01:16:50,307 --> 01:16:52,407 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 1348 01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:55,309 ALL RIGHT. 1349 01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:01,113 WELL... 1350 01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:03,616 EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GO TO BED, 1351 01:17:03,718 --> 01:17:05,617 I WATCH THE TELEVISION NEWS. 1352 01:17:05,719 --> 01:17:07,886 I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE GO ON TRIAL. 1353 01:17:07,988 --> 01:17:09,220 THEY DENY EVERYTHING, 1354 01:17:09,322 --> 01:17:11,388 OR THEIR LAWYERS SAY THEY WERE INSANE 1355 01:17:11,490 --> 01:17:12,890 AT THE TIME THEY DID IT. 1356 01:17:12,992 --> 01:17:15,158 A LOT OF THEM GET OFF. 1357 01:17:16,661 --> 01:17:19,127 BUT I BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE 1358 01:17:19,230 --> 01:17:21,663 WHO GET CAUGHT TODAY ARE GUILTY. 1359 01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:24,999 DON'T YOU? 1360 01:17:27,337 --> 01:17:28,468 YEP. 1361 01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:30,470 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1362 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,272 YOU BETCHA. 1363 01:17:54,825 --> 01:17:56,791 HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR? 1364 01:17:56,894 --> 01:17:57,958 NO. 1365 01:17:58,060 --> 01:18:00,494 DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? 1366 01:18:04,532 --> 01:18:05,932 [MUTTERS] 1367 01:18:06,034 --> 01:18:07,432 NO, THANK YOU. 1368 01:18:07,534 --> 01:18:09,668 [MUTTERS] 1369 01:18:09,770 --> 01:18:12,203 KEMO, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME! 1370 01:18:59,576 --> 01:19:00,708 [DOOR CLOSES] 1371 01:19:00,810 --> 01:19:01,909 JAIME? 1372 01:19:24,595 --> 01:19:25,761 JAIME... 1373 01:19:26,864 --> 01:19:29,764 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 1374 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,905 I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE 1375 01:19:39,007 --> 01:19:40,940 TRYING TO TEACH THEM CALCULUS. 1376 01:19:44,111 --> 01:19:45,577 REGARDLESS OF WHETHER 1377 01:19:45,679 --> 01:19:49,080 THEY PASSED THAT TEST OR NOT, JAIME... 1378 01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,781 THEY LEARNED. 1379 01:19:52,285 --> 01:19:53,750 YEAH, THEY LEARNED 1380 01:19:53,852 --> 01:19:56,786 IF YOU TRY REAL HARD, NOTHING CHANGES. 1381 01:20:01,225 --> 01:20:02,491 QUIT. 1382 01:20:05,128 --> 01:20:08,128 IF THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE LEFT TO TEACH... 1383 01:20:10,299 --> 01:20:11,465 QUIT. 1384 01:20:14,235 --> 01:20:17,602 YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS ME? 1385 01:20:17,704 --> 01:20:21,272 IS THAT THEY LOST THE CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM 1386 01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:25,309 THAT THEY'RE NOW FINALLY QUALIFIED TO BE A PART OF. 1387 01:20:26,811 --> 01:20:30,279 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS. 1388 01:20:30,382 --> 01:20:31,813 I DON'T NEED IT. 1389 01:20:34,151 --> 01:20:38,052 I COULD MAKE TWICE THE MONEY IN LESS HOURS 1390 01:20:38,154 --> 01:20:41,155 AND HAVE PEOPLE TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. 1391 01:20:42,991 --> 01:20:44,324 RESPECT? 1392 01:20:47,328 --> 01:20:49,828 JAIME, THOSE KIDS LOVE YOU. 1393 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,799 [HORN HONKS] 1394 01:20:54,901 --> 01:20:57,000 [HONK HONK HONK] 1395 01:20:59,171 --> 01:21:00,303 [HONK] 1396 01:21:00,406 --> 01:21:01,771 HEY, KEMO! 1397 01:21:10,047 --> 01:21:14,081 CHECK OUT YOUR RIDE, MAN. WE FIXED IT UP FOR YOU. 1398 01:21:14,183 --> 01:21:16,082 GOING DOWNTOWN, MAN, 1399 01:21:16,184 --> 01:21:19,419 TO TAKE ACTION ON THOSE E.T.S. BOYS. 1400 01:21:19,521 --> 01:21:22,320 HEY, DAD, CHECK OUT YOUR NEW CAR. 1401 01:21:22,423 --> 01:21:24,423 Angel: WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE PAYMENTS. 1402 01:21:24,525 --> 01:21:25,956 GOLLY! 1403 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,806 GENTLEMEN? 1404 01:21:47,476 --> 01:21:49,341 MY NAME IS JAIME ESCALANTE. 1405 01:21:49,444 --> 01:21:50,843 I'M THE A.P. CALCULUS TEACHER 1406 01:21:50,945 --> 01:21:52,344 FROM GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL. 1407 01:21:52,447 --> 01:21:54,946 YES. YES. 1408 01:21:55,048 --> 01:21:56,948 I'M DR. PEARSON. 1409 01:21:57,050 --> 01:21:58,116 HELLO, DOCTOR. 1410 01:21:58,218 --> 01:21:59,616 THIS IS DR. RAMIREZ. 1411 01:21:59,718 --> 01:22:01,118 QUE TAL? UN PLACER. 1412 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,820 ES UN GUSTO, SEÑOR. 1413 01:22:07,325 --> 01:22:10,292 I FEEL I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW 1414 01:22:10,394 --> 01:22:13,160 WHY YOU THINK MY STUDENTS CHEATED. 1415 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:20,066 MR. ESCALANTE, 1416 01:22:20,168 --> 01:22:22,302 I'M SORRY YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE, 1417 01:22:22,404 --> 01:22:24,470 BUT WE'RE NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS 1418 01:22:24,572 --> 01:22:25,971 THE CONTROVERSY WITH YOU. 1419 01:22:26,073 --> 01:22:29,240 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THE TEST, THAT'S ALL. 1420 01:22:29,342 --> 01:22:31,476 MR. ESCALANTE, 1421 01:22:31,578 --> 01:22:33,977 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HERE. 1422 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,479 BUT I REPEAT, 1423 01:22:35,581 --> 01:22:38,347 THE PROBLEM IS BETWEEN THE E.T.S. AND THE STUDENTS. 1424 01:22:38,449 --> 01:22:40,015 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE 1425 01:22:40,118 --> 01:22:41,684 WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES WERE MADE. 1426 01:22:41,786 --> 01:22:43,318 ONCE AGAIN, I'M THEIR TEACHER. 1427 01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:44,853 I KNOW MY KIDS. 1428 01:22:46,523 --> 01:22:48,322 MR. ESCALANTE, HAVE A SEAT. 1429 01:22:48,424 --> 01:22:49,890 NO. NO, THANK YOU. 1430 01:22:52,861 --> 01:22:55,995 THERE WERE SOME UNORTHODOX, 1431 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:57,829 EVEN ILLOGICAL COMPUTATIONS 1432 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,198 FOR STUDENTS OF THIS CALIBER. 1433 01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:01,398 MISTAKES IN SIMPLE MATH. 1434 01:23:01,501 --> 01:23:02,833 MAYBE THEY ALL MADE THE SAME MISTAKES 1435 01:23:02,935 --> 01:23:04,335 BECAUSE THEY HAD THE SAME TEACHER 1436 01:23:04,437 --> 01:23:05,836 TEACHING THEM THE SAME PROGRAM. 1437 01:23:05,937 --> 01:23:07,337 I TAUGHT THEM STEP BY STEP, 1438 01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:08,705 ALL THE SAME WAY. 1439 01:23:08,807 --> 01:23:11,573 LOOK. YOUR STUDENTS AVERAGED FEWER THAN 4 WRONG 1440 01:23:11,675 --> 01:23:13,075 ON THE MULTIPLE CHOICE, 1441 01:23:13,177 --> 01:23:15,177 WHERE OTHER SCHOOLS AVERAGE, WHAT? 1442 01:23:15,279 --> 01:23:18,045 14 TO 18 INCORRECT ANSWERS? 1443 01:23:18,148 --> 01:23:20,348 AND MOST OF YOUR KIDS FINISHED THE TEST 1444 01:23:20,449 --> 01:23:21,848 WITH TIME TO SPARE. 1445 01:23:21,950 --> 01:23:24,584 THEY SHOULD BE REWARDED, NOT PUNISHED. 1446 01:23:28,322 --> 01:23:31,956 MR. ESCALANTE, THE EDUCATIONAL TESTING SERVICE 1447 01:23:32,058 --> 01:23:34,792 DOES NOT ACT CAPRICIOUSLY. 1448 01:23:34,894 --> 01:23:37,628 EVERY MAJOR UNIVERSITY IN THE UNITED STATES 1449 01:23:37,730 --> 01:23:39,062 SUBSCRIBES TO OUR SERVICE. 1450 01:23:39,165 --> 01:23:41,297 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THE PROOF OF WRONGDOING. 1451 01:23:41,399 --> 01:23:42,765 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE TESTS. 1452 01:23:42,867 --> 01:23:44,300 LET ME REITERATE. 1453 01:23:44,402 --> 01:23:46,535 THERE HAS BEEN NO PROOF OF WRONGDOING HERE, 1454 01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:48,136 ONLY A SUSPICION OF CHEATING. 1455 01:23:48,238 --> 01:23:49,436 IN THIS COUNTRY, 1456 01:23:49,539 --> 01:23:50,804 ONE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, 1457 01:23:50,907 --> 01:23:52,373 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1458 01:23:52,475 --> 01:23:53,974 IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT 1459 01:23:54,076 --> 01:23:55,475 OF YOUR STUDENTS' ABILITIES, 1460 01:23:55,577 --> 01:23:57,477 WHY NOT ENCOURAGE THEM TO RETEST? 1461 01:23:57,579 --> 01:23:58,945 WHY SHOULD I? 1462 01:23:59,046 --> 01:24:01,580 IF THEY DON'T, EVERYONE WILL ASSUME THEY CHEATED. 1463 01:24:01,682 --> 01:24:04,749 EVERYONE WILL ASSUME THEY CHEATED IF THEY DO. 1464 01:24:04,851 --> 01:24:06,984 I WANT TO SEE THE TESTS, PLEASE. 1465 01:24:07,086 --> 01:24:08,486 WE'RE GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES HERE. 1466 01:24:08,588 --> 01:24:09,986 MR. ESCALANTE, WE'RE PSYCHOMETRICIANS, 1467 01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:11,655 THOROUGH TO THE POINT OF BORING. 1468 01:24:11,757 --> 01:24:13,989 WE'RE NOT OUT TO GET ANYBODY HERE. 1469 01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:16,158 NOT SO FAST. IF THIS WAS A SIMPLE SITUATION 1470 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:18,660 OF 2 STUDENTS CHEATING, THAT'S ONE THING. 1471 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:21,162 BUT BY MAKING A BLANKET ACCUSATION, 1472 01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:23,497 YOU'RE SAYING THAT THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY. 1473 01:24:23,599 --> 01:24:25,332 EVERY CONSPIRACY HAS A LEADER. 1474 01:24:25,434 --> 01:24:26,833 WHO BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE THE LEADER 1475 01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:28,301 THAN THE TEACHER? 1476 01:24:28,403 --> 01:24:30,336 MR. ESCALANTE, NOBODY'S ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING. 1477 01:24:30,438 --> 01:24:31,804 NOT ONLY ME. 1478 01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:34,339 THE SCHOOL, THE PARENTS, THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY. 1479 01:24:34,441 --> 01:24:35,840 SCORES THIS HIGH, I GUARANTEE YOU, 1480 01:24:35,943 --> 01:24:37,641 WOULD BE QUESTIONED REGARDLESS OF THE SCHOOL. 1481 01:24:37,743 --> 01:24:39,843 YES, BUT IF THIS WAS BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL, 1482 01:24:39,946 --> 01:24:42,313 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SENT YOU TWO TO INVESTIGATE. 1483 01:24:44,883 --> 01:24:47,849 MR. ESCALANTE, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT INSINUATING 1484 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,519 THAT WE HAVEN'T EARNED OUR POSITION HERE, 1485 01:24:50,621 --> 01:24:53,688 'CAUSE NO ONE'S GIVEN ME A DAMN THING. 1486 01:24:53,790 --> 01:24:56,691 I SUGGEST YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EMOTIONS 1487 01:24:56,793 --> 01:24:58,258 GET THE BEST OF YOU. 1488 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,161 IF NO ONE HAS GIVEN YOU A DAMN THING, 1489 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,629 YOU SHOULD NOT BE TAKING AWAY FROM MY KIDS! 1490 01:25:03,731 --> 01:25:07,298 THE IDENTITY OF THE STUDENTS WERE CONCEALED 1491 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:09,133 UNTIL IT WAS DETERMINED 1492 01:25:09,236 --> 01:25:10,868 THAT IRREGULARITIES EXISTED. 1493 01:25:10,971 --> 01:25:13,470 THOSE SCORES WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN QUESTIONED 1494 01:25:13,572 --> 01:25:15,973 IF MY KIDS DID NOT HAVE SPANISH SURNAMES 1495 01:25:16,075 --> 01:25:17,807 AND COME FROM BARRIO SCHOOLS! 1496 01:25:17,909 --> 01:25:19,342 YOU KNOW THAT! 1497 01:25:20,912 --> 01:25:23,979 ALL RIGHT. WE'VE BEEN PATIENTLY EXPLAINING OUR POSITION 1498 01:25:24,081 --> 01:25:25,714 AND LISTENING TO YOUR COMPLAINTS. 1499 01:25:25,816 --> 01:25:27,982 BUT NOW OUR CONVERSATION IS OVER. 1500 01:25:28,084 --> 01:25:29,984 THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON HERE 1501 01:25:30,086 --> 01:25:31,818 THAT NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT, 1502 01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,353 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! 1503 01:25:34,923 --> 01:25:37,990 NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM. 1504 01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:41,525 NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM! 1505 01:25:41,628 --> 01:25:43,861 I KNOW WELL HOW TO SPELL DISCRIMINATION! 1506 01:25:43,963 --> 01:25:46,196 I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO. 1507 01:25:46,298 --> 01:25:48,331 ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY KIDS? 1508 01:25:48,433 --> 01:25:51,734 THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF RACISM, MR. ESCALANTE-- 1509 01:25:51,836 --> 01:25:53,068 SINGLING OUT A GROUP 1510 01:25:53,170 --> 01:25:55,069 BECAUSE THEY'RE MEMBERS OF A MINORITY 1511 01:25:55,171 --> 01:25:56,571 AND NOT SINGLING OUT A GROUP 1512 01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,339 BECAUSE THEY'RE MEMBERS OF A MINORITY. 1513 01:25:58,441 --> 01:26:01,642 MY KIDS COULD TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO. 1514 01:26:01,744 --> 01:26:03,176 I'M CALLING SECURITY 1515 01:26:03,279 --> 01:26:05,077 IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF. 1516 01:26:05,179 --> 01:26:06,746 GO FOR IT. 1517 01:26:06,848 --> 01:26:08,547 YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME THE TEST. 1518 01:26:08,650 --> 01:26:10,048 YOU DIDN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 1519 01:26:10,150 --> 01:26:11,416 MY KIDS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1520 01:26:11,518 --> 01:26:13,485 I'M GONNA PROVE YOU GUYS WRONG. 1521 01:26:13,587 --> 01:26:15,252 I HOPE YOU DO, 1522 01:26:15,354 --> 01:26:18,022 BECAUSE THIS IS NOT BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 1523 01:26:19,457 --> 01:26:21,257 MAYBE NOT, 1524 01:26:21,359 --> 01:26:23,259 BUT IF I CATCH YOU ON THE STREET, 1525 01:26:23,361 --> 01:26:26,295 I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 1526 01:26:29,799 --> 01:26:32,099 YEAH, THIS IS GUADALUPE ESCOBAR. 1527 01:26:32,201 --> 01:26:35,101 I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN. 1528 01:26:35,203 --> 01:26:36,903 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1529 01:26:37,706 --> 01:26:40,706 KEMO, WE ONLY HAVE ONE DAY TO STUDY. 1530 01:26:45,478 --> 01:26:47,944 OK. 8 A.M. ON TUESDAY. THANK YOU. 1531 01:26:48,047 --> 01:26:50,947 WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME TALK TO THEM? 1532 01:26:51,050 --> 01:26:53,916 CALL COLLECT. STICK THEM WITH A BIG BILL. 1533 01:26:56,821 --> 01:27:00,822 I THOUGHT I'D SEEN THIS PLACE FOR THE LAST TIME. 1534 01:27:02,325 --> 01:27:03,791 WE'LL HAVE TO REVIEW 1535 01:27:03,893 --> 01:27:06,293 THE ENTIRE COURSE IN ONE SHOT. 1536 01:27:06,395 --> 01:27:08,294 YOU MEAN IN ONE DAY? 1537 01:27:08,396 --> 01:27:09,796 CAN'T DO IT IN LESS. 1538 01:27:09,898 --> 01:27:11,297 MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US THE SAME TEST. 1539 01:27:11,399 --> 01:27:13,799 MM-MMM. IT'LL BE HARDER. 1540 01:27:13,901 --> 01:27:15,834 DON'T COUNT ON THAT. 1541 01:27:17,337 --> 01:27:20,471 JUST GO, STEP BY STEP, AND PLAY DEFENSE. 1542 01:27:21,507 --> 01:27:23,139 DON'T BRING ANYTHING. 1543 01:27:23,241 --> 01:27:25,975 NO PENCILS, NO ERASERS, NOTHING. 1544 01:27:26,078 --> 01:27:29,144 DON'T WEAR CLOTHES WITH TOO MANY POCKETS. 1545 01:27:29,246 --> 01:27:31,312 DON'T LET YOUR EYES WANDER. 1546 01:27:31,414 --> 01:27:33,314 NO SPACING OUT. 1547 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:35,483 DON'T GIVE THEM ANY OPPORTUNITY 1548 01:27:35,585 --> 01:27:37,351 TO CALL YOU CHEATERS. 1549 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:41,821 YOU ARE THE TRUE DREAMERS, 1550 01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:44,623 AND DREAMS ACCOMPLISH WONDERFUL THINGS. 1551 01:27:45,859 --> 01:27:47,826 YOU'RE THE BEST. 1552 01:27:47,928 --> 01:27:51,328 TOMORROW YOU'LL PROVE THAT YOU'RE THE CHAMPS. 1553 01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:53,530 START WITH CHAPTER ONE. 1554 01:28:07,377 --> 01:28:09,844 KEMO, WHAT YOU MAKING OVER THERE? 1555 01:28:09,945 --> 01:28:11,344 YOU LIKE BRAINS? 1556 01:28:11,446 --> 01:28:12,846 GOOD. I WAS AFRAID 1557 01:28:12,948 --> 01:28:14,847 YOU GUYS WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT. 1558 01:28:14,949 --> 01:28:17,983 THIS FOOD LASTS FOR 24 HOURS. 1559 01:28:18,085 --> 01:28:21,252 YOU'RE AFRAID WE'LL SCREW UP 1560 01:28:21,354 --> 01:28:23,621 TOMORROW'S JUST ANOTHER DAY, HONEY. 1561 01:28:23,723 --> 01:28:27,557 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL SCREW UP THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 1562 01:28:34,498 --> 01:28:35,797 I'M FRIED. 1563 01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:38,199 I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T PASS. 1564 01:28:38,301 --> 01:28:41,268 SIT DOWN. WE GOT WORK TO DO. 1565 01:28:41,370 --> 01:28:42,803 I'M GOING HOME. 1566 01:28:44,005 --> 01:28:45,304 SIT DOWN. 1567 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:47,974 I'M TIRED AND I'M GOING HOME. 1568 01:28:48,076 --> 01:28:49,141 OK? 1569 01:28:49,243 --> 01:28:51,143 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 1570 01:28:51,245 --> 01:28:54,178 I'M GOING HOME. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 1571 01:29:03,521 --> 01:29:05,988 THIS STUFF'S ALMOST READY. WHO'D LIKE SOME? 1572 01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:08,256 KEMO, LET'S ORDER OUT, MAN. 1573 01:29:09,526 --> 01:29:11,025 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 1574 01:30:05,070 --> 01:30:07,536 HEY, I HAD TO SEE YOU. 1575 01:30:07,638 --> 01:30:09,438 YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND 1576 01:30:09,540 --> 01:30:11,139 AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. 1577 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,413 I'M AN ASSHOLE. 1578 01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:23,916 SORRY. 1579 01:31:27,469 --> 01:31:29,768 I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL FAMILIAR 1580 01:31:29,870 --> 01:31:32,104 WITH THE PROCEDURE. 1581 01:31:32,206 --> 01:31:34,105 YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES 1582 01:31:34,207 --> 01:31:37,607 TO COMPLETE THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE SECTION. 1583 01:31:37,709 --> 01:31:40,610 DO NOT FILL IN ANSWERS BY GUESSING. 1584 01:31:40,712 --> 01:31:43,612 WRONG ANSWERS WILL BE COUNTED AGAINST YOU. 1585 01:31:43,714 --> 01:31:46,115 YOU MAY BEGIN PART ONE... 1586 01:31:46,217 --> 01:31:47,315 NOW. 1587 01:33:18,223 --> 01:33:20,456 OK. PENCILS DOWN. 1588 01:33:25,895 --> 01:33:27,362 YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES 1589 01:33:27,464 --> 01:33:30,197 TO COMPLETE THE FREE RESPONSE SECTION. 1590 01:33:30,299 --> 01:33:32,199 DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME 1591 01:33:32,301 --> 01:33:33,899 ON ANY PARTICULAR ANSWER. 1592 01:33:35,737 --> 01:33:38,737 CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED FOR PARTIAL SOLUTIONS. 1593 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,207 OPEN THE BOOKLET. 1594 01:33:42,309 --> 01:33:44,241 BEGIN PART 2. GOOD LUCK. 1595 01:35:26,057 --> 01:35:27,290 FINISHED? 1596 01:35:27,392 --> 01:35:29,291 NO, I'M SORRY. I CANNOT FINISH THE TEST. 1597 01:35:29,393 --> 01:35:30,358 WHAT'S WRONG? 1598 01:35:30,461 --> 01:35:32,027 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT USC. 1599 01:35:32,129 --> 01:35:34,028 IT'S RELATED TO MY SCHOLARSHIP. 1600 01:35:34,130 --> 01:35:35,362 CAN'T THAT WAIT? 1601 01:35:35,465 --> 01:35:37,531 NO, IT CAN'T. 1602 01:35:37,633 --> 01:35:40,467 OK. DID YOU FILL OUT YOUR I.D. CARD? 1603 01:35:40,569 --> 01:35:43,002 YES. THANK YOU. 1604 01:35:53,846 --> 01:35:55,312 OK... 1605 01:35:55,414 --> 01:35:56,747 PENCILS DOWN. 1606 01:36:24,170 --> 01:36:26,137 MR. ESCALANTE? 1607 01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:27,670 MR. ESCALANTE. 1608 01:36:27,773 --> 01:36:29,672 DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? 1609 01:36:29,775 --> 01:36:32,241 WE GOT THE COMPUTERS. 1610 01:36:32,343 --> 01:36:34,543 YEP. THAT'LL DO IT. 1611 01:36:52,392 --> 01:36:55,759 JAIME, THEY WANT TO GO OVER THE TEST AGAIN, 1612 01:36:55,861 --> 01:36:58,395 MAKE SURE THERE'S NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS. 1613 01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:05,867 ESTELLE, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE FACULTY MEETING. 1614 01:37:05,969 --> 01:37:07,035 THANK YOU. 1615 01:37:07,137 --> 01:37:08,770 MISUNDERSTANDING AGAIN? 1616 01:37:08,872 --> 01:37:10,771 CAN YOU CALL DR. RAMIREZ? 1617 01:37:10,873 --> 01:37:12,106 HE'LL HELP US. 1618 01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:15,041 HE'S GOING TO TELL ME THE SAME THING, JAIME. 1619 01:37:15,143 --> 01:37:17,577 ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL HIM. 1620 01:37:19,581 --> 01:37:21,413 iCARAY! 1621 01:37:35,426 --> 01:37:37,927 YES, THIS IS MR. MOLINA CALLING AGAIN. 1622 01:37:38,029 --> 01:37:39,427 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO DR.-- 1623 01:37:39,529 --> 01:37:41,429 YES, I DID. 1624 01:37:42,666 --> 01:37:43,832 OH, YOU DO? 1625 01:37:45,301 --> 01:37:48,402 YES. YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. 1626 01:37:48,504 --> 01:37:50,503 UH...UH... ONE MOMENT. 1627 01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:55,473 YES, UH, YES. I'M AWARE OF THE SCORING. 1628 01:37:55,576 --> 01:37:57,142 3 IS A PASSING GRADE. 1629 01:37:57,244 --> 01:37:58,642 5 IS A PERFECT GRADE. 1630 01:37:58,744 --> 01:38:01,312 YES. I'M READY. GO AHEAD. 1631 01:38:01,414 --> 01:38:04,314 DIAZ, MARIA. 4. 1632 01:38:04,416 --> 01:38:07,984 SIFUENTES, MARK. 5. 1633 01:38:08,085 --> 01:38:10,652 NADAR, JOSE. 4. 1634 01:38:10,754 --> 01:38:13,654 I WANT THE ORIGINAL SCORES REINSTATED. 1635 01:38:13,756 --> 01:38:15,990 SANTOS, DANIEL. 4. 1636 01:38:16,092 --> 01:38:18,992 ESCOBAR, GUADALUPE. 5. 1637 01:38:19,094 --> 01:38:22,395 CAMEJO, CLAUDIA. 4. 1638 01:38:22,497 --> 01:38:25,497 ANA DELGADO. 4. 1639 01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:28,733 GARCIA, FRANCISCO. 3. 1640 01:38:28,835 --> 01:38:31,903 FUENTES, RAFAELA. 4. 1641 01:38:32,005 --> 01:38:35,672 JAVIER PERALES. 5. 1642 01:38:35,774 --> 01:38:39,342 GUITARO, ARMANDO. 4. 1643 01:38:39,444 --> 01:38:41,977 ANGEL GUZMAN... 1644 01:38:42,079 --> 01:38:44,279 5. 1645 01:38:44,381 --> 01:38:45,981 ESTELLE, TELL THEM TO HOLD THE MEETING. 1646 01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:47,982 WE'RE COMING WITH GREAT NEWS. 1647 01:38:48,084 --> 01:38:51,485 PERNAJAS, JULIANA. 5. 1648 01:38:51,586 --> 01:38:55,021 HERNANDEZ, ALEJANDRO. 4. 1649 01:38:55,123 --> 01:38:58,190 CASTRO, MONICA. 4. 1650 01:39:19,042 --> 01:39:23,477 ♪ SOME PEOPLE HATE AND EXPECT PERFECTION ♪ 1651 01:39:26,414 --> 01:39:30,548 ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIE AND DEMAND THE TRUTH ♪ 1652 01:39:33,887 --> 01:39:38,255 ♪ GOTTA ASK MYSELF IF IT'S ALL DECEPTION ♪ 1653 01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,859 ♪ IS THIS A NATURAL THING 1654 01:39:42,961 --> 01:39:45,060 ♪ THAT WE ALL JUST DO? 1655 01:39:48,365 --> 01:39:51,799 ♪ WE TAKE SUCH PLEASURE FROM PAIN ♪ 1656 01:39:51,901 --> 01:39:55,568 ♪ I'M JUST TIRED OF PLAYING THAT GAME ♪ 1657 01:39:55,671 --> 01:39:58,204 ♪ SOME THINGS YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE ♪ 1658 01:39:58,307 --> 01:40:01,874 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER ♪ 1659 01:40:01,976 --> 01:40:04,509 ♪ WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL 1660 01:40:05,912 --> 01:40:08,279 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1661 01:40:10,115 --> 01:40:13,050 ♪ JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ♪ 1662 01:40:13,152 --> 01:40:16,485 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1663 01:40:16,587 --> 01:40:20,155 ♪ IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD ♪ 1664 01:40:20,257 --> 01:40:23,824 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER 1665 01:40:23,926 --> 01:40:26,060 ♪ IF YOU STAND 1666 01:40:26,162 --> 01:40:28,795 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1667 01:40:35,469 --> 01:40:40,404 ♪ SOMETIMES MY MIND DRIVES ME TO DISTRACTION ♪ 1668 01:40:42,808 --> 01:40:45,108 ♪ I WANNA SHUT ALL THE WINDOWS ♪ 1669 01:40:45,210 --> 01:40:47,077 ♪ AND LOCK THE DOORS 1670 01:40:50,247 --> 01:40:54,615 ♪ EVERY TIME I GET A LITTLE BIT OF SATISFACTION ♪ 1671 01:40:57,152 --> 01:41:02,154 ♪ I SEE OUR WORLD COME TUMBLIN' TO THE FLOOR ♪ 1672 01:41:04,926 --> 01:41:07,592 ♪ I KNOW IN THIS LIFE 1673 01:41:07,694 --> 01:41:12,229 ♪ YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT ♪ 1674 01:41:12,331 --> 01:41:14,598 ♪ EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT 1675 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:18,201 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER ♪ 1676 01:41:18,303 --> 01:41:20,803 ♪ WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL 1677 01:41:22,506 --> 01:41:24,840 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1678 01:41:26,509 --> 01:41:29,610 ♪ JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ♪ 1679 01:41:29,712 --> 01:41:32,979 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1680 01:41:33,081 --> 01:41:36,648 ♪ IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD ♪ 1681 01:41:36,751 --> 01:41:40,285 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER 1682 01:41:40,387 --> 01:41:42,620 ♪ IF WE STAND AND DELIVER ♪ 1683 01:41:42,722 --> 01:41:45,489 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1684 01:42:14,048 --> 01:42:16,647 ♪ I KNOW IN THIS LIFE 1685 01:42:16,749 --> 01:42:21,351 ♪ YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT ♪ 1686 01:42:21,453 --> 01:42:23,986 ♪ EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT 1687 01:42:24,088 --> 01:42:27,356 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER ♪ 1688 01:42:27,458 --> 01:42:29,957 ♪ WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL 1689 01:42:31,795 --> 01:42:34,127 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1690 01:42:35,497 --> 01:42:38,631 ♪ JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ♪ 1691 01:42:38,733 --> 01:42:41,700 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1692 01:42:41,803 --> 01:42:45,970 ♪ SO THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD 1693 01:42:46,073 --> 01:42:49,473 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER 1694 01:42:49,575 --> 01:42:50,974 ♪ IF WE STAND 1695 01:42:51,077 --> 01:42:53,342 ♪ IF WE STAND AND DELIVER 1696 01:42:53,445 --> 01:42:56,679 ♪ STAND AND DELIVER 1697 01:42:56,781 --> 01:43:00,348 ♪ IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD ♪ 1698 01:43:00,451 --> 01:43:03,851 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER... 1699 01:43:03,953 --> 01:43:07,320 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1700 01:43:07,422 --> 01:43:10,323 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--