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Subtitles by
Tim Bowman
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I do not fear you,
ugly thing.
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My heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
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The Silver Knight Gothic was standing,
facing the terrible skeleton dragon.
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That stared at him,
with his big, ugly empty eyes.
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With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head.
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Jus ...
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Justice will be done only
when you are dead.
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The terrible skeleton dragon
stumbled and staggered
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and collapsed with an agonizing groan,
that sent shivers down the spine.
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The frail King emerged from his hiding place
to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothic.
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Enough you little pest.
Clean everything up.
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But my lord Gildas,
I am playing the "Silver Knight Gothic."
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Your uncle, the good lord Arnold,
awaits us for supper.
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Still no sign of them, my good lord?
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Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all.
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I can no longer see, but I am absolutely certain
my faithful knights will never return.
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With all due respect, my lord,
you have allowed dispair to overcome you ...
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Do you want me to dance a Jig?
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Come, come now mi'lord ...
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Where are those days of yore when my
castle did shine in all its glory?
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Where are my men, my guards,
my five players?
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Alas they have all fled, my good lord.
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I may be blind, Gildas,
but I am nobodys fool.
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It is quite clear that no one wishes to
remain in this fortress.
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Who would want to live here,
in fear of the World Gobbler.
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Speaking of which, it is night time to send
your niece to a safe haven.
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To the convent of the crooked
tooth Sisters.
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Ahh Gildas, if only I'dve had a nephew ...
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I could have taught him the basic principles
of Dragon hunting.
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Oh, yes, please Uncle, that would be so darn neat.
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It's not that I would rather have you be a boy,
my little girl, but the fact is you are not one.
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Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls.
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It's Granion of Bismuth, my uncle.
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Granion ...
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You're alive!
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And the World Gobbler,
have you seen him, have you slain him?
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Cease your stupid groaning!
I'll take you late.
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Now where are my other loyal knights?
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With all due respect, my lord, our faithful
Granion is but a pile of ashes.
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- The Smoldering Knights ...
- Another sign, my lord.
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Raise the Drawbridge,
lower the Portcullis.
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- We've got to get a bigger Knight.
- You, go pack your bags, you're going to the crooked tooth ...
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Lock all the doors,
and bring me my battleaxe and sword.
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Gildas!
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We've got to get the Silver Knight Gothic.
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The tail Lian-chu, the tail. Teach him a lesson.
You hear me? Go on!
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Hit him in the tail!
Go! Go!
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On your feet.
Keep your guard up.
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And don't let him barf on you.
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Victory.
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Okay, fun's over guys.
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Let's see, here we go;
Article 3, clause 2: states
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Upon receipt of the slain Momularis,
Fat John of Wickashire shall
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pay the measly sum of 24 Guinneas
to the valerous dragon hunters.
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I do not see any hunters.
All I see is a bevy of clowns.
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Walking disaster.
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Look what your bonehead there did to my cabbage
patch with his goofball antics.
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Fat John of Wickashire, look at me.
Isn't that your x there at the bottom of the contract?
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Enough said river rat,
you're gettin' diddly squat.
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Do you want to get my muscle bulging
buddy all riled up, is that what you want?
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Move out of my fields.
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And take the clown with you.
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Oooh, the mutt wants his doggy food huh?
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Dear me.
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Great, I just tore my tights.
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What's the matter Gwizdo, are you mad?
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You think, that for once
you could take your job seriously?
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It is always the same old circus, Lian-chu.
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All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery.
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But I don't do it on purpose.
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And it's a blimey good thing too ...
Why, praytell, do you think these hicks never pay?
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Because they've got no money?
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No! They rip us off
because you're not credible.
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What does credible mean?
- I do not know ...
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Take Hector here for example.
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Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur,
well, he's credible.
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And that's why the hicks are scared of him.
You get it?
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You don't get it ...
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Look, a dragon hunter who's credible
makes the whole earth shake when he walks.
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Right? Like ...
Boom, Boom ...
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And if he has to,
he smacks his debtors a couple of times.
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Fork over the money!
Get the picture?
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Hitting customers,
that's being credible?
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Another example ...
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Do you think it's credible a dragon hunter
who likes to knit?
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But I tore a hole in my ...
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You got Mandular boogers on the brain or what?
You knucklehead, knitting is something old ladies do.
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It was my mother who taught me.
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Look, I'm sorry, I did'nt really mean what I said about knitting
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If you want a more credible friend,
why don't you go look for one?
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Do not be ridiculous, I could never
find a better friend than you.
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- You're just saying that so I won't be angry.
- Stop it.
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Who do you want me to hire as a partner?
Fat John of Wickashire?
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No way, we're a real team,
me and you.
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Yeah, Hector.
The three of us.
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Say Gwizdo, you think we'll
have our little farm someday?
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Of course we will, you'll see.
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A quiet little house on the water.
And we'll have chickens, cows, pigs ...
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And we can have sheep.
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For the wool.
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Yeah, right, and you'll knit me a
shawl and wollen underwear for the winter.
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What?
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- Electric Dragons.
- This might make some quick cash.
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Lian-chu, wait for me!
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Whoa!
Silver Knight Gothic.
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Uhm, no, it's me ... Lian-chu.
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You just saved my life, my ...
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Lordy leapin lizards,
two grilled jimbobs for the price of one.
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Well, when I say price,
it's just my way of talking, k?
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Now we got two jimbob dragons, night terror ...
30 Guineas are payable on delivery.
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Got the money on you, kid?
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- Umm, no.
- Figures.
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But of course your daddys got money, right?
Where are your parents?
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They're dead, mister.
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Ahh, What misfortune ...
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Once again we work for peanuts!
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What you been doing in the woods at night,
without a Guinea in your pocket?
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Uuh I'm looking for a noble knights
for my uncle, who is very, very rich.
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Wait a minute, very, very rich?
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You are real knights,
aren't you, my lord?
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The knight Lian-chu was hiding
behind the village gates.
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The sun was up, bloodthirsty
dragons were attacking from all sides,
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The Knight Lian-chu was alone,
you see?
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- Alone against all odds.
- And then?
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And then, Knight Lian-chu grabs
onto a roof by the tips of his teeth.
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- By his teeth?
- Yeah!
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And he leaps above the horde holloring ...
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And after that, after that, my lord?
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After that, Knight
Lian-chu jumps into the crowd,
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A smack here -
and a whack there.
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Wham bam thank you ma'am,
he ducks, a sword in each hand.
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And he sends them all flying with a kick to the butt,
a real massacre.
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-Wow
- They took about a whole weekto clear the village.
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Whoa, that's ... unreal.
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Almost as fabulous as
Silver Knight Gothic.
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- Eh, What? Competition?
- Silver Knight Gothic.
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The hero of legends.
He also slaps around dragons.
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With strength, courage and generous spirit.
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Oh yeah?
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Well, its kind of like that,
except for the generous part.
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One shouldn't believe everything you
read in fairy tales, right kid?
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You see, were more of a ...
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Wandering Knights.
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In any case, Uncle Arnold
is going to be happy to see you.
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Real big.
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I'm going to have to be darn credible now.
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My lords and ladies ...
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How ya doin? Put a smile and
open up your bulging purses.
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Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-chu,
the greatest dragon hunters of ...
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Who dares to disturb me
during my CLISTER.
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With all due respect my lord, it is two
miserable louts and your niece.
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- Not at all.
- Zo�.
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They are wandering knights, uncle.
They just saved my life.
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Go to your room,
you little runaway.
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Uncle ...
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Tomorrow it's off to the crooked tooth..
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You, what feats have you done?
besides putting up with my niece?
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Eh, us? well, uh, The noble knight
Lian-chu is famous in many a land,
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and his fearless feats have
inspired so many before him
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- that the ...
- Spare me the folklore.
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Warrior, take a step forward.
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He's got muscles ...
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and, uh, raw power!
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Yes, the attributes
of a true warrior.
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Your Highness, if you please,
they are but ...
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Shut up, Gildas.
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Lets roll son,
I have a mission for you.
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Every twenty seasons,
the most terrifying dragon alive wakes up,
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and leaves his lair
at the far end of the world.
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When he comes, he devours entire regions,
burns villages by the hundreds ...
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swallows fortresses whole,
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before returning to his lair,
leaving only ashes behind.
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Gildas!
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I have inscribed on this calendar
all of the signs of his awakening.
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Look, the Crenelations collapse.
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The smoldering Knights.
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The red cloud.
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the bridges sailing away.
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The sinking villages.
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And talking animals.
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When all of these signs have appeared,
my boy,
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He will have returned ...
the Devourer of Life.
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The World Gobbler.
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I have seen him son.
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I once lifted my sword before him.
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And the mere sight of his fiery gaze
drove my own eyes back into my skull.
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Since then, all I can see
is a dead grey landscape
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a terrible place where there is no life,
and no joy.
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What is that little tree there,
next to the dragon?
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That is for scale dear Knight.
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Go to his kingdom, enter his lair,
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far off in the west,
beyond the end of the world ...
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and strike him while he sleeps.
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Before its too late.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah ...
but no.
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It is a cruel blow, but uh look at that,
were all booked up.
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Strike him dead and the world will be saved.
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Lian-chu, say goodbye,
were disturbing the man.
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My health and sight will return.
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And I will cover you in gold.
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Dear client, if you can make room for
his head in your museum of horrors.
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But first let me show you our
standard contract.
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Special little advance for
travel expenses.
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And since were among
noble knights ...
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A large purse of gold should
do the trick nicely.
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Modern methods, why not?
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Gildas!
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Yah, just put an X there, here, here and there.
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Roll, roll, roll.
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The red cloud, my lord.
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Saddle up my good brave Knights.
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Keep heading west my lords,
until the end of the world.
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Yes, for sure, for sure, old man. Of course Gildas.
Say hi to the misses will ya?
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Yes, yes, Ha, ha ha!
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Yes! Yes! Who who who!
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Where you going?
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Coiff a cold one buddy, is not every day that
we get to rip off a blind of geezer.
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That's not the way
to the end of the world.
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Lian-chu, don't you understand,
who cares about their end of the world?
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We are rich.
You know what this is?
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- An advance?
- This is our little farm, buddy.
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The one of our comfy little dreams,
with sheep everywhere?
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Now let's get out of here,
while the beasties are busy.
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I am coming with you, my lords.
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What? Zo�, you can't
be serious.
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Sure I am.
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My uncle told me I had to come with
you to the end of the world.
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Oh really? Weren't you punished?
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No. .. And what he also said was that
I should learn the rudiments of the trade.
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No, no, no and no.
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You go home, explain to Uncle Arnold
that, Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices.
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00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:28,306
He also said that if you don't
want to take me, he would ...
234
00:25:28,307 --> 00:25:29,533
He would ... what?
235
00:25:30,265 --> 00:25:32,886
He would spank your
bare bottom in public.
236
00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:35,154
My bare bottom?
In public?
237
00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:38,987
For crying out loud,
and he's spitting fire besides!
238
00:26:40,412 --> 00:26:43,410
No, what I meant was he
was doing it with his mouth, Hector.
239
00:26:52,441 --> 00:26:53,979
I don't see what's so funny.
240
00:27:46,029 --> 00:27:49,644
Wow! You sure messed up that big red dragon good,
Sir Lian-chu.
241
00:27:49,897 --> 00:27:54,075
That was so unreal,
I am so fabulously impressed.
242
00:27:54,657 --> 00:27:57,378
I've got to ...
find my flail.
243
00:27:57,484 --> 00:28:01,780
Your funny sword? Wait for me,
Sir Lian-chu, I'm going to find it for you.
244
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:04,927
Okay, Sir Lian-chu's groupy,
your backstage chatter
245
00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:07,193
is very close to driving me bonkers.
246
00:28:07,194 --> 00:28:08,809
Tough luck for the public spanking.
247
00:28:08,882 --> 00:28:09,515
... so fabulously ...
248
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:10,340
Zo�.
249
00:28:10,841 --> 00:28:12,854
You grab your bag and you get lost.
250
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:15,896
You go home now.
We Don't travel well with little kids.
251
00:28:27,847 --> 00:28:32,448
Strange, but I have this funny feeling
that some real doo doo is gonna start flying.
252
00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:36,294
And Sir Knight Lian-chu was on the western bridge,
with a big red dragon ...
253
00:28:36,295 --> 00:28:39,990
who's breathing fire, and said to him,
in his big, deep voice:
254
00:28:39,991 --> 00:28:43,610
I am not scared of you, Big Red,
one move from you and you are dead.
255
00:28:43,611 --> 00:28:47,231
Who is the man of a thousand teeth
256
00:28:47,232 --> 00:28:49,871
The terror of dragons far and near
257
00:28:53,956 --> 00:28:56,176
Who is the man of the day
258
00:28:56,177 --> 00:29:01,344
It is him, of course, Silver Knight Gothic.
259
00:29:01,457 --> 00:29:03,138
How did you become a
real Knight, Lian-chu?
260
00:29:03,139 --> 00:29:04,496
Did you go to knight school?
261
00:29:04,497 --> 00:29:07,093
Wow this is really unreal
taking me with you.
262
00:29:07,094 --> 00:29:09,187
I mean,
really unreal!
263
00:29:09,604 --> 00:29:11,658
Are there girl knights?
Cause me, I want to be a girl knight.
264
00:29:11,659 --> 00:29:14,588
And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth ...
How'd you do that?
265
00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:17,266
And your funny sword there, is it a magic sword?
266
00:29:18,485 --> 00:29:19,889
Umm, uh, I don't really know know.
267
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,988
The Silver Knight Gothic, he's modest too.
268
00:29:21,989 --> 00:29:22,594
He always says:
269
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,160
The modesty is the sign of
great knights like me.
270
00:29:25,161 --> 00:29:26,792
He's my favorite fairy tale hero.
271
00:29:26,793 --> 00:29:28,368
I would love to meet him one day.
272
00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:32,057
And become his best friend,
and his future girl knight ... unreal.
273
00:29:32,058 --> 00:29:35,056
But you can't in real life.
Uh huh bummer.
274
00:29:35,937 --> 00:29:38,729
I can't take it.
I'm gonna hang myself.
275
00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:41,811
They're only blisters.
276
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,943
Put some herbs on 'em.
277
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,750
I'm not talking about my blisters,
I am talking about princess blabber mouth.
278
00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:49,989
A fire, a fire,
let's make a big fire!
279
00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:55,995
In any case, did you see how
credible I am with her?
280
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:56,545
Yeah
281
00:29:56,645 --> 00:30:00,139
But the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu was
take Uncle Arnold's money and run.
282
00:30:00,139 --> 00:30:02,890
Not to play the knights and dragons,
till the end of the world.
283
00:30:02,891 --> 00:30:05,720
The best friend of Lian-Chu always
went to get wood for the fire
284
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,595
along with the
funny blue dog who talks.
285
00:30:10,387 --> 00:30:15,487
Say there sir, am I mistaken or is
your dog is a bit weird?
286
00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:17,605
So, are you going to tell her that
we are not real knights?
287
00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:21,867
Yeah, right, and that we ripped off uncle fish eyes ...
and then she goes and spills the beans.
288
00:30:22,106 --> 00:30:24,331
No buddy,
we're in deep doo doo here.
289
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,532
He sure is weird.
290
00:30:27,595 --> 00:30:28,900
But what do we do now?
291
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:29,885
Ditch her in the woods.
292
00:30:29,985 --> 00:30:33,309
There is no crying, no fuss, no
explanations ... Yeah, it's a sure fire method.
293
00:30:33,409 --> 00:30:36,554
And with a little luck she'll be
gobbled up by wild beasts.
294
00:30:36,654 --> 00:30:37,619
Are you sure?
295
00:30:37,719 --> 00:30:38,474
You bet I am.
296
00:30:38,574 --> 00:30:40,433
That World Gobbler and his of the little tree?
297
00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:41,389
Not for me.
298
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:44,062
Tonight we'll wait till she falls asleep,
and zip, we're out of here.
299
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,132
Whose is this?
300
00:30:48,456 --> 00:30:50,456
It's Gwizdo's.
301
00:30:50,836 --> 00:30:52,090
That's so funny, sir ...
302
00:30:52,548 --> 00:30:55,800
I'm really sorry, but knitting is for grannies.
303
00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:56,542
No, it's not.
304
00:30:56,642 --> 00:30:57,498
It certainly is.
305
00:30:57,598 --> 00:31:00,015
She is absolutely right. Knitting
is for old ladies.
306
00:31:00,115 --> 00:31:03,277
The truth is my mother taught me
and knitting relaxes me ...
307
00:31:03,377 --> 00:31:05,287
especially after a long hard day.
308
00:31:05,387 --> 00:31:09,637
So scram, scat, and go
play with good old fido.
309
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:31,709
You really have a super ton of scars, sir.
310
00:31:31,809 --> 00:31:33,413
Say, those are hunting wounds,
right?
311
00:31:33,513 --> 00:31:35,297
Do they hurt? Me too. I've got some.
312
00:31:35,397 --> 00:31:37,344
That one was a wild squirrel when I
was playing in the trees.
313
00:31:37,444 --> 00:31:40,481
And rhat was a duck that was
fabulously angry one day.
314
00:31:40,581 --> 00:31:42,809
We used to have tons of ducks before
my parents died of Cholera.
315
00:31:42,909 --> 00:31:44,568
And then my uncle brought me
to his fortress.
316
00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:46,668
Don't you ever get tired?
317
00:31:46,915 --> 00:31:50,808
Sure, but I always need a
bed time story to get me to sleep.
318
00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:51,889
A bed time story?
319
00:31:51,989 --> 00:31:53,866
Oh yes, just a short one.
320
00:31:53,966 --> 00:31:54,884
Please, sir.
321
00:31:54,984 --> 00:31:57,742
You mean just one short story
and you go to sleep?
322
00:31:57,842 --> 00:32:02,894
Hey hey, no problem then, but it's one story
and then bedie bye, right? Then you fall asleep, okay?
323
00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:04,994
Let's do it.
324
00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:12,964
Silver Knight Gothic.
325
00:32:13,995 --> 00:32:18,198
And brave Silver Knight Gothic wrenched
the terrifying creature out of the shadows,
326
00:32:18,298 --> 00:32:22,025
His shiny scales were dripping
blood from the children he had just devoured ...
327
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:26,043
and whose terrifying screams still echoed
in the bone chilling wind of the labarynth.
328
00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:28,194
The fat slimy creature growled ...
329
00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:30,446
revealing his
sharp, crooked, yellow fangs
330
00:32:30,546 --> 00:32:32,296
he moved away from the oozing wall.
331
00:32:32,396 --> 00:32:35,042
The Silver Knight Gothic stared him
straight in the eye and said,
332
00:32:35,142 --> 00:32:36,693
with a voice that did not waiver:
333
00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:40,533
I am not afraid of you,
dreadful thing
334
00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:45,361
for my heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
335
00:32:45,461 --> 00:32:50,391
With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head ...
336
00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:53,195
and justice will be done only
when you are dead.
337
00:32:53,295 --> 00:32:56,645
And the Silver Knight Gothic threw his silver daggers
that sparkle like diamonds
338
00:32:56,745 --> 00:32:59,260
and the monster died a terrible agony.
339
00:33:01,073 --> 00:33:03,423
Well, I never ...
340
00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:05,902
It's no wonder this girl
is a live wire.
341
00:33:06,002 --> 00:33:09,232
Kids should not be reading this stuff.
342
00:33:12,231 --> 00:33:17,392
Hey, she is fast asleep, Lian-Chu,
This is our chance, lets go.
343
00:33:17,492 --> 00:33:19,872
Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep?
344
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:24,097
Come on, Lian-Chu,
Get up. Can you hear me?
345
00:33:24,197 --> 00:33:25,843
Lian-Chu, wake up.
346
00:33:25,943 --> 00:33:27,684
Hurry will ya', yah, look at me.
347
00:33:27,784 --> 00:33:30,704
Get up, get up, come on, come on Lian-Chu.
348
00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:32,108
Hey buddy, wake up.
349
00:33:32,109 --> 00:33:33,750
Can you hear me?
350
00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:42,976
Have a bad sleep?
351
00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:46,754
Tonight if you start snoring
again, I'm chopping of your nose.
352
00:33:48,077 --> 00:33:49,132
I was faking.
353
00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:50,342
What?
354
00:33:50,442 --> 00:33:51,862
You did that?
355
00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:53,158
But that is immoral.
356
00:33:53,258 --> 00:33:55,623
One doesn't abandon
children in the woods ...
357
00:33:55,723 --> 00:33:57,073
Of course you do.
358
00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:01,546
Our little farm Lian-Chu It's right there.
And you because of some little girl who thinks ..
359
00:34:01,646 --> 00:34:02,935
She will get lost.
360
00:34:03,035 --> 00:34:04,298
I'm ready.
361
00:34:04,398 --> 00:34:08,539
Me, what I really like is a bulgarian omelette,
are the little pieces of mushrooms inside ...
362
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:13,104
Mmm, unreal ... so I ate the little pieces of mushrooms and
then Gildas he tries to make me eat the eggs.
363
00:34:13,204 --> 00:34:15,754
How bout' you, do you like eggs, sir Lian-Chu?
364
00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,554
To be honest, eggs, well I think they smell like stinky ...
365
00:34:17,702 --> 00:34:18,206
Yeah, well ...
366
00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:20,323
We are lost, too old buddy.
367
00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:24,300
Okay, let's be honest,
it's surely not that way.
368
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,026
On the other hand if we take the little
side bridge there, we reach
369
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,207
the pretty little field of daisies
where we were yesterday.
370
00:35:29,704 --> 00:35:32,183
But sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the
end of the world?
371
00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:35,129
Okay, so it's fabulously unreal
that were taking you with us on our little adventure,
372
00:35:35,229 --> 00:35:37,797
Why don't you bug off and
let us work.
373
00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:40,624
And besides, no kid's
gonna teach me my geography, ok?
374
00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:44,165
Lensflair. It's sir Lensflair,
one of my uncle's best knights.
375
00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:54,284
Anatole, are you okay?
376
00:35:56,714 --> 00:36:00,029
back off you loony critters,
leave me in peace.
377
00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:04,785
What? But your'e not
animals, are you?
378
00:36:04,885 --> 00:36:06,689
No, its me, Zo�.
379
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:07,343
Zo�?
380
00:36:07,443 --> 00:36:08,808
Don't you recognize me?
381
00:36:08,908 --> 00:36:10,014
He's stark raving mad.
382
00:36:10,114 --> 00:36:11,305
He wasn't like that before.
383
00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:12,418
Zo�!
384
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:15,319
I do not fear you, ugly thing.
385
00:36:15,419 --> 00:36:17,712
My heart is pure as
a fresh water spring.
386
00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:21,899
Over there, don't you see a knight?
387
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:27,598
Quiet, do as
I say, go home.
388
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:30,732
But, my lord, the World Gobbler?
389
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,428
Forget the World Gobbler, kid. ...
390
00:36:39,481 --> 00:36:42,541
Are you spilling the beans again you old chatterbox?
391
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,510
No, no I'm not spilling the beans ...
392
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,652
Hey! That's sir Gwizdo and the great knight,
Lian-Chu.
393
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:51,035
And they are gonna make kindling
out of the World Gobbler.
394
00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:53,820
What? But your mad ...
395
00:36:54,009 --> 00:36:57,664
Yes, you are.
You are mad ... Aren't you? ...
396
00:36:57,764 --> 00:36:58,751
Answer me, I know they are ...
397
00:37:01,696 --> 00:37:05,181
Your mad, mad, I know you are mad.
398
00:37:10,534 --> 00:37:13,701
I'm mad, I'm mad ...
everybody's mad!
399
00:37:13,702 --> 00:37:17,779
Mad, mad ...
I am so mad that I'm mad about being mad.
400
00:37:48,179 --> 00:37:50,782
Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares?
401
00:37:51,945 --> 00:37:54,248
Me too, often.
The same one.
402
00:37:54,283 --> 00:38:00,240
With the skeleton dragon, enormous, and I scream
and scream but nothing comes out of my mouth.
403
00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:02,951
And the Skeleton Dragon carries
off everyone in sight.
404
00:38:06,682 --> 00:38:10,009
Sir Lian-Chu ... something around here
smells bad.
405
00:38:11,147 --> 00:38:13,978
And besides, my stomach is in knots,
my hands
406
00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:16,533
are sweaty, and my legs are shaking.
407
00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,843
And cold sweat's running down my neck.
408
00:38:18,974 --> 00:38:20,496
Is that normal?
409
00:38:20,596 --> 00:38:24,931
- Sir Lian-Chu, I think ..
I want to ... go back home.
- Shhh ....
410
00:39:18,254 --> 00:39:20,254
The end of the world.
411
00:39:34,594 --> 00:39:36,974
Where did that village come from?
412
00:39:37,526 --> 00:39:41,776
Scary ghost town,
or stinky forest?
413
00:39:43,785 --> 00:39:46,165
Scary ghost town.
414
00:40:15,515 --> 00:40:17,515
What's the problem?
415
00:40:19,436 --> 00:40:21,436
The big tree.
416
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:24,660
Yeah, what about it?
417
00:40:25,278 --> 00:40:27,561
Those leaves are really strange.
418
00:40:27,661 --> 00:40:30,466
Good riddance stinky leaves.
419
00:40:34,439 --> 00:40:36,564
It's the crazy bats from the bridge!
420
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,654
Open up.
421
00:41:17,754 --> 00:41:19,754
Sir Gwizdo, open the door ...
422
00:41:33,404 --> 00:41:35,404
Whoa! not the ears, not the ears!
423
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:56,430
Good move with the barrel, kid.
424
00:41:56,628 --> 00:41:59,008
Yes .. go find your own.
425
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:50,013
Quit bothering the sheep!
426
00:43:47,813 --> 00:43:50,448
I'll bury you alive, you ugly beast!
427
00:44:49,628 --> 00:44:52,652
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
428
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:56,930
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
429
00:45:08,494 --> 00:45:11,259
Sir Gwizdo he left me all alone
with the disgusting bats.
430
00:45:11,359 --> 00:45:13,515
I called for help, and he didn't budge.
431
00:45:13,516 --> 00:45:16,262
I knocked on the door, but
he didn't even open it.
432
00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:29,785
And to think we could be
relaxing on our little farm.
433
00:46:29,885 --> 00:46:32,874
We have been talking about our
little farm for eons, right?
434
00:46:32,974 --> 00:46:36,355
Even since Mother Hubbards little
orphan paradise.
435
00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:38,564
Hey, do you remember when we were kids?
436
00:46:38,664 --> 00:46:40,873
When I taught you how to hide
cookies in your underpants,
437
00:46:40,973 --> 00:46:42,669
so the other
kids wouldn't steal them.
438
00:46:42,769 --> 00:46:46,593
And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with
lice every time he took my cookies!
439
00:46:46,693 --> 00:46:50,322
When the World Gobbler is dead,
we can have our little farm.
440
00:46:50,422 --> 00:46:54,566
Oh, right ... the great knight Lian-Chu
is going to say to the World Gobbler:
441
00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:56,029
I do not fear you ugly thing.
442
00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:59,449
And poof, the World Gobbler is dead, and we're
all happy as pigs.
443
00:46:59,559 --> 00:47:00,131
Stop.
444
00:47:00,231 --> 00:47:00,880
I'm not finished.
445
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,814
And then nature blossoms
and everything is green,
446
00:47:02,914 --> 00:47:05,499
and are little white bunnies
flying all over the place.
447
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:07,599
Stop!
448
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,351
We're all gonna die!
449
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,332
Because of some little girl
that dreams of knights,
450
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:13,091
but life's is not a fairy tale.
451
00:47:13,191 --> 00:47:16,168
In real life,
knights, they always die.
452
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:19,413
I don't want you die, Lian-Chu!
453
00:47:19,483 --> 00:47:23,733
So why don't you step off the village,
if you don't want to come?
454
00:47:23,923 --> 00:47:25,665
Oh, so that's the way it is, huh?
455
00:47:25,765 --> 00:47:28,088
Well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
456
00:47:28,188 --> 00:47:30,738
Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu.
457
00:47:33,438 --> 00:47:34,421
Move.
458
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,820
Why is sir Gwizdo leaving?
459
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,722
Because he says
we are all going to die.
460
00:47:51,822 --> 00:47:53,822
Oh that's a crock of poop.
461
00:47:54,211 --> 00:47:55,608
Maybe he is right, after all.
462
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:56,868
No, he is not right.
463
00:47:56,968 --> 00:48:01,643
You are the strongest,
stronger than Silver Knight Gothic.
464
00:48:03,789 --> 00:48:05,968
Gwizdo says that life
isn't a fairy tale.
465
00:48:06,068 --> 00:48:07,749
What does sir Gwizdo know anyway?
466
00:48:07,849 --> 00:48:09,560
And Besides, who is that Gwizdo?
467
00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:11,208
Lord Pain in the Butt?
468
00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:12,859
Sir Old Fart?
469
00:48:12,866 --> 00:48:15,076
Mr. Blister foot?
470
00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:18,657
He was my one friend.
471
00:50:45,529 --> 00:50:46,551
What are you doing here?
472
00:50:46,651 --> 00:50:48,175
Hello, Sir Gwizdo.
473
00:50:48,275 --> 00:50:51,165
So the rats jumping the ship,
is he?
474
00:50:51,414 --> 00:50:52,812
What's this circus all about?
475
00:50:52,912 --> 00:50:55,851
- You're Abandoning your friends.
- Lord McChicken.
476
00:50:55,951 --> 00:50:58,234
Wait a sec', what do you ladies want?
477
00:50:58,334 --> 00:50:59,980
to me feel guilty, is that it?
478
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,937
Scaredy pants.
479
00:51:01,037 --> 00:51:03,417
Scaredy pants?
Yeah, and so what?
480
00:51:03,475 --> 00:51:05,702
You think I look like the hero
of this fairy tale?
481
00:51:05,802 --> 00:51:09,117
And Lian-Chu, what's gonna happen to him?
482
00:51:10,089 --> 00:51:11,394
He won't listen to me.
483
00:51:11,394 --> 00:51:12,767
Sir I'm shaking like a leaf ..
484
00:51:12,867 --> 00:51:14,879
Sir I'm sh-sh-shaking like a leaf.
485
00:51:14,979 --> 00:51:16,025
It's all Zo�s fault.
486
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,827
- and the lie.
- Sir rip off artist.
487
00:51:17,927 --> 00:51:18,608
Shut up!
488
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:20,148
I didn't choose to be small and poor ...
489
00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:21,279
Do not forget ugly and mean.
490
00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:23,520
Exactly, ugly and mean!
491
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:27,849
Now get out of here, scram
just scram, bats, ahh ...
492
00:51:27,949 --> 00:51:30,972
I do not believe in heroism ...
and "happily ever after."!
493
00:51:31,007 --> 00:51:33,527
and animals that talk! ...
494
00:51:36,669 --> 00:51:38,669
Animals that talk.
495
00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:55,540
Gwizdo.
496
00:52:03,393 --> 00:52:05,393
Zo�.
497
00:52:29,198 --> 00:52:31,198
Lian-Chu.
498
00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:09,679
Sir Lian-Chu.
499
00:53:13,721 --> 00:53:14,787
Sir Lian-Chu.
500
00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:18,627
Weird things are happening
underneath the village.
501
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,194
Just wait for me here.
502
00:53:22,219 --> 00:53:26,237
Tell me honestly kid, what
do I have at the end of my arms?
503
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:27,178
Hands?
504
00:53:27,278 --> 00:53:29,278
Wrong!
505
00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:32,539
Hello, there little Zo�.
506
00:53:34,574 --> 00:53:37,707
Lian-Chu, Sir Gwizdo is
doing weird things with his hands.
507
00:53:37,807 --> 00:53:41,122
Like knight Lensflair.
508
00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,455
We've got to get a bigger village.
509
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:43,655
Come on now, quit fooling around sir Gwizdo.
510
00:54:43,755 --> 00:54:45,755
It's not funny.
511
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:50,143
Hello little kiddies.
Would you like a story?
512
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:51,968
Yes, yes, tell us a story.
513
00:54:52,068 --> 00:54:55,612
The story about the naive little girl who
mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights ...
514
00:54:55,712 --> 00:54:57,712
No. ..
515
00:54:57,786 --> 00:54:59,465
We've already heard that one ...
516
00:54:59,565 --> 00:55:00,806
Then another one, another one!
517
00:55:00,906 --> 00:55:02,906
Another please, please ...
518
00:55:05,276 --> 00:55:08,076
And the one about the nice hunter
devoured by the World Gobbler?
519
00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:11,201
Because of some little girl who
dreamed of noble knights!
520
00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,851
Yeah, yeah, that one really stinks.
521
00:55:13,986 --> 00:55:18,151
And one of the two red bats that
strangled the little girl?
522
00:55:19,382 --> 00:55:21,847
Oh yes, oh yes, that's the one,
Ha ha ha ha!
523
00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:00,724
Zo�.
524
00:56:01,478 --> 00:56:03,114
Zo�.
525
00:56:03,214 --> 00:56:04,986
Zo�!
526
00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:44,927
I can't feel my legs ...
527
00:56:53,053 --> 00:56:54,673
Your legs are just fine,
528
00:56:54,773 --> 00:56:56,898
you had a bad fall, that's all.
529
00:56:58,003 --> 00:57:00,003
You were right Gwizdo.
530
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:03,808
Life isn't a fairy tale.
531
00:57:05,738 --> 00:57:07,074
But you know,
532
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,848
It doesn't matter if you're not really.
533
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,923
You're still my favorite heroes.
534
00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:18,772
Lian-Chu, he's even stronger
than Silver Knight Gothic,
535
00:57:18,872 --> 00:57:21,219
and that's no fairy tale.
536
00:57:21,319 --> 00:57:24,294
All you have to do is believe.
537
00:57:24,550 --> 00:57:28,715
But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed.
538
00:57:30,477 --> 00:57:33,721
Promise me you'll carry through
'til the end, Gwizdo ...
539
00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:37,051
and my death won't have been in vain.
540
00:57:40,538 --> 00:57:42,206
It's a promise Zo�.
541
00:57:42,306 --> 00:57:44,688
We're gonna make kindling out
of the World Gobbler.
542
00:57:47,317 --> 00:57:49,317
Really?
543
00:57:49,961 --> 00:57:51,254
I swear we will.
544
00:57:51,354 --> 00:57:53,354
Oh, thank you, Gwizdo!
545
00:57:53,757 --> 00:57:55,757
But, you ...
546
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:57,120
You're not hurt?
547
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,489
Nope.
548
00:57:58,589 --> 00:58:00,589
I just fell down there.
549
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,925
You, but that ... that's immoral.
550
00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:07,041
Do you realize what a fright you gave us?
551
00:58:07,141 --> 00:58:08,477
You were really scared?
552
00:58:08,577 --> 00:58:10,081
Of course I was!
553
00:58:10,181 --> 00:58:13,156
That means that love me.
554
00:58:18,436 --> 00:58:19,845
Okay, partys over guys.
555
00:58:19,845 --> 00:58:21,843
We got us a World Gobbler to slay.
556
00:59:09,809 --> 00:59:12,359
What's that giant tree?
557
00:59:18,777 --> 00:59:20,777
It's for scale sir.
558
00:59:24,566 --> 00:59:26,030
That noise, what is it?
559
00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:27,370
Is that an earthquake?
560
00:59:27,470 --> 00:59:28,413
No,
561
00:59:28,513 --> 00:59:30,513
it was snoring.
562
00:59:30,730 --> 00:59:32,730
We have to find it.
563
01:00:56,548 --> 01:00:58,089
Take cover!
564
01:00:58,189 --> 01:01:00,189
Monster bat?
565
01:01:02,306 --> 01:01:04,306
My nightmare ...
566
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:08,887
That's the skeleton dragon
of my nightmares.
567
01:01:39,882 --> 01:01:41,897
Lian-Chu come back!
568
01:02:22,644 --> 01:02:24,644
Lian-Chu run!
569
01:02:54,172 --> 01:02:56,341
Help, Lian-Chu!
570
01:03:17,682 --> 01:03:21,188
I'm sorry Gwizdo,
we are all going to die!
571
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:25,300
Zo� look at me, we gotta
believe, isn't that what you said?
572
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,702
So hang on, hang on, hang on.
573
01:03:27,802 --> 01:03:31,032
I believe, I believe, I believe.
574
01:03:41,976 --> 01:03:47,331
I believe, I believe ...
575
01:03:55,442 --> 01:03:57,442
Lian-Chu!
576
01:04:37,284 --> 01:04:39,284
Lian-Chu!
577
01:04:47,302 --> 01:04:49,302
Leave them alone!
578
01:05:05,159 --> 01:05:08,049
I do not fear you,
ugly thing.
579
01:05:08,564 --> 01:05:13,324
My heart is pure as a
fresh water spring.
580
01:06:03,172 --> 01:06:05,438
Get up Lian-Chu!
581
01:06:15,406 --> 01:06:17,406
Go for it, Lian-Chu!
582
01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:08,780
Everything is reall pretty now.
583
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:19,310
Now over there will be the barn ...
584
01:08:20,151 --> 01:08:22,151
Oh, and there the chicken coops.
585
01:08:22,529 --> 01:08:23,899
What do you mean?
586
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,122
Our little farm old buddy.
587
01:08:24,881 --> 01:08:26,452
With sheep for your wool.
588
01:08:29,032 --> 01:08:32,195
And there the mill, for
bread, a big mill.
589
01:08:32,295 --> 01:08:35,400
And over there your sheep barn,
and when I say sheep barn ..
590
01:08:35,401 --> 01:08:37,742
I mean a real sheep barn.
591
01:08:47,982 --> 01:08:49,982
And here, our house.
592
01:08:55,346 --> 01:08:58,151
With your bed room, my bed room ...
593
01:09:00,759 --> 01:09:02,759
and Zo�s bed room.
594
01:09:03,253 --> 01:09:06,938
A big room with a view
of the flying bunny rabbits,
595
01:09:07,038 --> 01:09:08,984
whenever she comes to see us
during the holidays, right?
596
01:09:09,084 --> 01:09:11,084
Yes!
597
01:09:18,309 --> 01:09:20,604
So we gonna go pick up Uncle Arnies cash?
598
01:09:20,704 --> 01:09:22,704
We certainly deserve it.
599
01:09:52,163 --> 01:09:55,223
Where are my noble knights?
600
01:09:57,859 --> 01:10:00,953
But, but my great and wealthy Lord,
we're here ...
601
01:10:01,053 --> 01:10:01,829
You?
602
01:10:01,929 --> 01:10:06,689
Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,
ya know, dragon hunters.
603
01:10:08,478 --> 01:10:11,624
All right look, isn't that your X
at the bottom of this parchment?
604
01:10:11,724 --> 01:10:13,185
Allright, enough of this,
605
01:10:13,285 --> 01:10:15,109
I don't see any hunters.
606
01:10:15,209 --> 01:10:17,865
What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues...
607
01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,516
With all due respect, my
Lord, I do believe I did warn you ...
608
01:10:21,616 --> 01:10:25,403
But Uncle, it's really true,
Lian-Chu killed the World Gobbler.
609
01:10:25,503 --> 01:10:28,088
that is why you were cured and
nature has blossomed,
610
01:10:28,188 --> 01:10:29,928
and there are little bunnies everywhere.
611
01:10:30,028 --> 01:10:33,115
And you little runaway, your
tall tales will get you nowhere.
612
01:10:33,215 --> 01:10:36,044
They are not tall tales, the Lian-Chu is a hero.
613
01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:38,354
Get out of my sight insolent girl.
614
01:10:38,422 --> 01:10:41,222
Your eyes are even more inside out than before.
615
01:10:41,322 --> 01:10:44,318
Off to the convent, little pest.
616
01:10:44,629 --> 01:10:46,629
So much the better.
617
01:10:48,408 --> 01:10:51,629
Because I would rather go
to the crooked tooth convent than
618
01:10:51,729 --> 01:10:55,255
live with a bitter, heartless, ugly old fart
who doesn't even love me.
619
01:10:55,355 --> 01:10:57,565
Zo� get back here immediately.
620
01:10:57,619 --> 01:10:58,904
Zo�s right!
621
01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:02,566
Your really a looser,
and besides, your mean to little girls ...
622
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:07,000
you don't know Zo�, she is kind,
she's courageous, and she's intelligent,
623
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:11,180
she deserves so much better than a dishonest,
self centered, meiserly old uncle,
624
01:11:11,774 --> 01:11:14,386
and with all due respect I have
for the boogers in my nose
625
01:11:14,486 --> 01:11:20,351
I would like to know what Lord
Arnold, The Butt Wipe, has to say about that!
626
01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:32,779
Ow, ooh. I tell ya
kings are not respectable people.
627
01:11:33,317 --> 01:11:36,616
It was when you called him Arnold
the Butt Wipe, that he really got mad.
628
01:11:36,716 --> 01:11:40,222
Hey, hey, just a sec there Mr. coward,
you could have done something.
629
01:11:40,322 --> 01:11:42,856
Why, you did a great
job on your own.
630
01:11:42,956 --> 01:11:45,727
A great job,
are you pulling my leg?
631
01:11:45,827 --> 01:11:49,992
If it wasn't for you, Zo�
would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom.
632
01:11:53,503 --> 01:11:55,075
You know,
633
01:11:55,175 --> 01:11:57,175
you're right.
634
01:11:59,546 --> 01:12:02,094
You think that we'll see Zo� again someday?
635
01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,323
Forget about her buddy.
636
01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,061
Look at us, nothing has changed,
637
01:12:05,161 --> 01:12:11,451
we're still two course and lowly rouges just good
for getting our butts kicked by royalty.
638
01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:14,479
Hey, wait up for me, noble knights.
639
01:12:14,579 --> 01:12:16,945
Zo�, what are you doing here?
640
01:12:17,045 --> 01:12:19,765
The old crooked tooth isn't my style.
641
01:12:20,308 --> 01:12:23,538
I'm gonna go live on the
little farm with you guys.
642
01:12:23,592 --> 01:12:25,116
What little farm?
643
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:28,106
You know, the one you dream of,
644
01:12:28,744 --> 01:12:33,164
with a big mill and the
barn and sheep, for wool.
645
01:12:37,649 --> 01:12:40,524
Zo�, I love you.
646
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,971
THE END