1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:05,500 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,480 Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,880 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,640 Here. Here. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,720 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,520 Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,360 This is the "What can you touch and not touch" rules. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,560 Can you touch this? 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,800 No, no, no. 10 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,200 Second touch. 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:41,320 Can you touch this? 12 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,400 No, no, no. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,440 And finally.... 14 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,320 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 15 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,400 Can you ever touch this? 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,560 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,400 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. 18 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,080 And I don't see a cop in sight. 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,400 All right? 20 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,120 Oh. 21 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,600 You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,520 ...ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. 23 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,400 - Hey. It's not funny. - Heh, oh, sorry, heh. 24 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,280 - They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's. 25 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,440 They could have been. 26 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,160 Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there? 27 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,640 Hey, what are we gonna do about her? 28 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,520 I don't know. 29 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,000 What was her name again? 30 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,280 What? I don't-- 31 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,360 I'm sorry. What's her name? 32 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,280 Uh. 33 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,480 You don't even know. 34 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,480 - I do. - You found her. You have to remember her. 35 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,480 - I know her name. - What is it, then? 36 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,040 It's.... 37 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,160 Penelope. 38 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,640 Whatever her name was, she was fun. 39 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,600 That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 40 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,280 That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. 41 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,040 - You made that? - Hmm? 42 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,360 You should sell these things. 43 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:37,000 Tsk, thank you. That's actually the idea. Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 44 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,240 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet. 45 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:43,400 Hm, I'm waiting for the bank to make the competitive loans I'm looking for... 46 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,280 ...and then I'll swoop in. 47 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,880 Cool. 48 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,720 I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good? 49 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,160 What? You're just gonna leave us? 50 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,800 Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 51 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,800 Probably. That's what strangers do. 52 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,680 - Don't do that... maybe? - Okay. 53 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,560 - Okay. - Okay. 54 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,160 So I'm going to see you again? 55 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,680 Tsk, uh, yeah, probably. I don't know. I'll, uh, call you. 56 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,920 Bye. 57 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,000 Where's George and the guys? 58 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,360 They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. 59 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,640 Where'd you get them? 60 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,560 Uh, you know, ah, industry referrals. 61 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,880 - My dick. You got them off Craigslist? - Heh. 62 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,120 I can't have fucking union guys around here... 63 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,560 ...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. 64 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,040 So, what am I supposed to do in there? 65 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,080 - Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. - Sal. 66 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,760 Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 67 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,520 Give me a minute? I want to straighten something out there. 68 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,160 You can hop up there. 69 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,400 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - What? 70 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,160 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know-- 71 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,000 Ah, heh, do me a favor, go up there and do it for 14 bucks an hour. 72 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,960 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 73 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,480 - I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm. 74 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,080 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son. 75 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,560 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour. 76 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,080 What's up? 77 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,440 You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? 78 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,840 - No. - Fuck. 79 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,920 How'd you get this job, anyways? 80 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,520 Craigslist. 81 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,040 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before? 82 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,520 Yeah. 83 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Right, ugh. 84 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,960 So, what do you got in your bag? 85 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,720 - Why don't you open it up? - There's nothing in it. 86 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,960 Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up? 87 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,240 I got a nice ham, cheese sandwich.... 88 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,840 You know how to read, huh? 89 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,240 One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 90 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,600 I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 91 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,440 Is it dead? 92 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,880 What's that? 93 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,480 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 94 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,080 I think you're probably fucked. 95 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,080 Just tell them if they want to get into this... 96 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,800 ...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. 97 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,640 What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck are you doing, man? 98 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,000 Sorry. 99 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,960 It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic. 100 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,400 Why do you have that? 101 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,840 Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it. 102 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,320 It'll be like brand-new. 103 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,200 Where are you from? 104 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,880 Citrus Springs. 105 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,640 Did you play ball? 106 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,520 Uh, yeah. Strong safety. 107 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,280 You don't look like a strong safety. 108 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,920 I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out. 109 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,480 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 110 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,920 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 111 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,760 Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight? 112 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,080 No, I'm sorry. I'm going to dinner. 113 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,720 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. What time do you have to be at work? 114 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,720 I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh... 115 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,880 ...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit. 116 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,440 - What? - Yeah, but I have.... 117 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,520 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 118 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,360 So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie. 119 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,240 You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 120 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,280 Why don't you just wear a tie? 121 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,640 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 122 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,040 Oh, God, brother. 123 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,600 What? I also... 124 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,840 ...could do.... 125 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,560 - What? - What? 126 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,560 - What did you say? - What did you hear? 127 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,600 You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. 128 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,600 - What game? - No. You do that all the time. 129 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,880 It's not working anymore. 130 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,360 - Talking about games, I could be a gamer. - Oh, yeah. 131 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,120 - And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money. 132 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,400 - I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money. 133 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,080 I have a very good voice. I do great impressions. 134 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,120 You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night? 135 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,280 - I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again. 136 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,800 - No. - Come on. 137 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,920 Listen to me. 138 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,440 These are my tortillas. 139 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,440 Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me. 140 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,120 - Argh! - Okay. All right. 141 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,360 In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... 142 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,520 ...and Paul tonight? 143 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,400 You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. 144 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,600 But sometimes people want to, you know... 145 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:04,280 ...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. 146 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,040 Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks. 147 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,600 I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know... 148 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:15,440 ...that they're, uh, not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway.... 149 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,480 Uh, let's talk about something else, you know. 150 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,640 You're right. I'm sick of talking about Medicaid... 151 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,320 ...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. 152 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,640 - Right. - I get it. 153 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,200 Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims... 154 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,840 ...and when you're doing huge property damage claims... 155 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,680 - ...but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. - Yeah. 156 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,560 Oh, wait, wait. 157 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,400 - Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry. 158 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,160 I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend. 159 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,320 I'm sorry. 160 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,680 - No worries. - I just forgot. 161 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,840 Someone will finish it, I think. 162 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,160 - There you go. There's a taker. - I will. 163 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,080 - Tsk. - Good? 164 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,320 Where are you going? 165 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,960 Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 166 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,880 Heh, uh.... 167 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,160 - No. Sorry. - All right. 168 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,160 Hey, Mike. 169 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,720 Mike. 170 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,320 Sorry, bro. 171 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,800 Hey, Mike. 172 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,680 - Hey, man. - Yo. 173 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,680 - Heh, what's going on? - What's going on, bro? 174 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,680 - Are you going in? - Yeah, we're going. 175 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,240 Can I come with you? 176 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,440 Uh.... 177 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,840 Pfft, dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. 178 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,840 Come on. I'd do anything. 179 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,760 Heh, it's not my fault. I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 180 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,920 I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro. 181 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,240 All right. 182 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,000 All right? 183 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,520 Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey. 184 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,480 Um.... 185 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,320 You're going to owe me. 186 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,680 - I promise, man-- - I mean, owe me. 187 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,480 No questions asked, owe me. 188 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:10,640 Anything. 189 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,800 Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in. 190 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,040 You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro. 191 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,720 George, dude, I got one. I'm sorry. I know, I know. 192 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,800 Thanks, bro. I owe you. 193 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,600 Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 194 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,520 Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these? 195 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,160 Thank you. Grab one. 196 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,960 Is it free? 197 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,320 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 198 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,720 So I got us a new recruit. 199 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,920 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 200 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,080 Hey. 201 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,560 Heh, hey. 202 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,800 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 203 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,280 - Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah? 204 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,440 That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 205 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,120 What do you guys do? 206 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,200 - What? - Come here. Come here. 207 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,920 Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower... 208 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,600 ...a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 209 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,160 You know what I'm saying? 210 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,760 All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right? 211 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,920 Okay. 212 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,000 You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? 213 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,200 - Yeah. - Go talk to her. 214 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,040 What do you want me to say? 215 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,480 I don't care. Have you never talked to a girl before? Just go talk to her. 216 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,680 Be creative. 217 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,000 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 218 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,200 Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. 219 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,520 Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 220 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,680 Inside. 221 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,000 I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here. 222 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,200 I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 223 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,360 I know. 224 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,520 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 225 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,880 - Hey. - Hey, Carla. 226 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,200 Um, oh.... 227 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,840 Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. 228 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,640 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 229 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,920 - Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi. 230 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,080 Uh, no. I'm, uh... 231 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,000 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thank you for that. 232 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,520 Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 233 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,040 - Thanks for that. - Heh. 234 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,560 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? 235 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,320 Uh, me, please? 236 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,520 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Uh, yes, I would. 237 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,840 We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. 238 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,640 - It's true. - And I can't get drunk. 239 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,920 - You're 21? - Yes. 240 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,640 Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I-- 241 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,520 - Don't worry about it. - It's fine. 242 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,840 Oh, Adam. 243 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,120 - Hi. - Hi. 244 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,880 - I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz. 245 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,840 What do you say, baby boy? You want one? 246 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,360 I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them? 247 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,880 - Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo. 248 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,920 Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh. 249 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,800 Heh, absolutely. 250 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,800 - Yes. Okay. - Whoo. 251 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,280 - What, you guys go to USF? - Yeah. 252 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,280 - Mm-hm. - So it's summer break, correct? 253 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,800 - That's right. - Whoo. 254 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,600 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 255 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,760 I am 21, yes. 256 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,680 - Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo. 257 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840 - We can't get drinks. - Ha, ha. 258 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,280 You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got. 259 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,560 I'm not a bad friend. 260 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,840 - You are a bad friend. - I'm trying. 261 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,040 You are a bad friend. 262 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,280 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 263 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,400 - What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha. 264 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,720 Wouldn't you like to know? 265 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,800 - Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha. 266 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,640 If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? 267 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,080 - Are you serious? Wow. - As a fucking heart attack. 268 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,400 We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too? 269 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,720 - How many? - Eight or nine? 270 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,000 That's perfect, actually. 271 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,640 Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door. 272 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay. Maybe we'll come. 273 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,880 No. That's not a commitment. 274 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,320 Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. 275 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,640 - Me? - Oh, "little friend." 276 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,760 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 277 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,680 - He's absolutely gonna be there. - I will? 278 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,080 Then we'll be there too. 279 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,440 All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes? 280 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,880 - You're going to come. You swear? - Yeah, we promise. 281 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,680 - Dude. You're a fucking stripper? - Ha-ha-ha. 282 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,640 I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it. 283 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,320 Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks... 284 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,240 ...tip you out at the end of the night... 285 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,640 - ...if you really want to host. - Host what? 286 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,400 Yeah. No, for sure. 287 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,560 - I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha. 288 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,840 Who's your friend, Mike? 289 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,520 - This is the owner. Jesus. - Whoo. 290 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,000 Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah. 291 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,280 You see that shit, Mike? 292 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,600 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 293 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,800 I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it. 294 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,640 No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool. 295 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,360 - Oh, it's fucking really good, heh. - Mm-hm. 296 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,680 Ah, who's this? 297 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,080 This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... 298 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,880 ...so I figured he could help out around here tonight. 299 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,120 How old are you? 300 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,560 - Uh, nineteen. - Nineteen. 301 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,920 - The fuck am I supposed to do with that? - Oh, come on. He don't look 19. 302 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 I can't have him host. 303 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,320 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 304 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,000 Then he can do props, can't he? 305 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,920 - I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is. 306 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,480 All right. Props. 307 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,000 You're on props tonight. 308 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,680 Do whatever Mikey tells you, any of the guys tell you. 309 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,760 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever. 310 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,080 Tonight. And listen up. 311 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,320 - This is not a fucking joke. - Heh. 312 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,960 All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running. 313 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,240 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability fucking my future up. 314 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,960 - Don't try it. Yeah. - Capiche? 315 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,280 One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. 316 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,200 Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh. 317 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,560 Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later. 318 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,240 He's going to help us out tonight. 319 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,680 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. 320 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840 Whoa, I get it. 321 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,240 Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later. 322 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,720 And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid. 323 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,320 There you go, bro. 324 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,840 - No, thanks, man. - No? 325 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 - No. I'm good. - Suit yourself. 326 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,560 You handed it to me like the Hindenburg. 327 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,000 - How long you been on the force? - What? 328 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,240 The police. How long you been a cop? 329 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,120 I'm not a cop, man. 330 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,600 Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down. 331 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,400 Come on, man, sit down. 332 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,840 So how do you know Mike? 333 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,120 Uh, ahem. 334 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,840 We, uh, worked together on construction. 335 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,720 What kind of cash you make at that? 336 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,040 You all right, man? 337 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,640 What kind of cash you make? 338 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,640 Like 10 bucks an hour. 339 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,440 Under the table? 340 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,960 Yeah. 341 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,800 Hmm, not bad. 342 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,840 So you're here to help us out? 343 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,920 Yes, I am. 344 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,760 All right, so we got your first little piece of business... bam. 345 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,480 That look ashy to you? 346 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,960 - What's that, man? - That look ashy? 347 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,400 Heads up. 348 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,320 Just give it a little-- Just a little spray on that calf there. 349 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,760 Oh, come on. 350 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,160 Come on. 351 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,440 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 352 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,240 Just do it. 353 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,800 We all had to do it, man. 354 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,280 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. 355 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,800 Come on, Kid. It's all right. 356 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,320 We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man. 357 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,120 - Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good. 358 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,920 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 359 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,960 He fucking did it too. 360 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,920 Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right. 361 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,400 Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 362 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,160 You got your ID on you? 363 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,080 You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 364 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,480 No. We've already had a few drinks, so.... 365 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,920 No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. 366 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,000 We do a group act first, then we do our solos, then we do hot seats. 367 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,760 If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... 368 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,880 ...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. 369 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,520 Dude, it's easy. All you got to do is hand us... 370 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,560 ...our props before we go out on-stage. 371 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,040 All right? That's it. That's all you got to do. 372 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,760 You bring out whatever props and everything-- There he is. 373 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,640 This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. 374 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,680 Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... 375 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,800 ...giving you the cue before each act. 376 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,800 - Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. - It's the love potion. 377 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,960 - What is this? Strawberry? - What is that? 378 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,480 It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 379 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,400 Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man. 380 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,200 Give it a sample. 381 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,240 You can't drink, so you want half a cap? 382 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,320 I don't know what the fuck it is. 383 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,920 It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 384 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,200 - All right. - You sure? 385 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,560 All right, all right, all right. 386 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,120 Whoo! 387 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,320 Yeah. 388 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,120 How are we feeling tonight, ladies? Let me hear it one more time. Come on. 389 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:31,560 It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 390 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,880 So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash. 391 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,040 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 392 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,000 ...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 393 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,320 Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah. 394 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,800 Ooh, aah. 395 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,960 Tarzan. 396 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,920 Tarzan? 397 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,200 Where the fuck is he? 398 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,960 Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan. 399 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,280 Fuck, man. 400 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,120 Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh? 401 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,960 Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 402 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,200 I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. 403 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,560 Not putting what out there? 404 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,680 The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. 405 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,960 You're kidding me. 406 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,120 Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that? 407 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,800 No. I got the fire-phobia issue. 408 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,440 Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 409 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,880 ...you've been doing at home. 410 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,920 I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. 411 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,440 All right. 412 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,560 We got to do something. Mikey, what you got? 413 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,440 - I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something. 414 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,280 - You go out then. - I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 415 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,040 - You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah. 416 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,320 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on. 417 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,080 Just start taking your clothes off. Walk out there. 418 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,400 What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them. 419 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,440 Just start, bro. 420 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,680 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go. 421 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,600 There you go. 422 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,280 Whoo! 423 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,320 All right, all right, all right. 424 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,040 Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight. 425 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,560 You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 426 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,600 You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. 427 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,720 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 428 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,320 - Five dollars a pop. - Come here. 429 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,000 That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 430 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,440 Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up. 431 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,400 Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that? 432 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,520 Whoo. 433 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,800 - I love it. - Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. 434 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,600 Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here. 435 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,200 Go buy yourself fresh drawers. 436 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,800 He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. 437 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,360 Aaah! 438 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,200 Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. 439 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,920 You gotta watch out for herpes. 440 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,080 That too. 441 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,760 But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that. 442 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,360 Fucking worked. 443 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,560 I got you your money. 444 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,800 That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money. 445 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,240 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 446 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,680 Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? 447 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,360 Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time. 448 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,240 - Yes, sir. - Fucking worked, whoo! 449 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,160 Ho! 450 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,160 Ken, nice fucking robot. 451 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,600 Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. 452 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,440 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 453 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,280 It was loke 25 percent dancong, 50 percent marketing. 454 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,200 - What--? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice. 455 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,720 How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius? 456 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,280 - Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey? 457 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,320 Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week. 458 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,640 That'll work. 459 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,000 - And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir. 460 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,120 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... 461 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,160 ...throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 462 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,320 It worked though, didn't it? 463 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,440 Shit. I didn't know if it was, till he hit the floor. 464 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,120 - He pulled it out. - Yeah. What's his story? 465 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,840 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 466 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,920 Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... 467 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,080 ...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. 468 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,480 It was a good move, heh. 469 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,600 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking.... 470 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,920 - He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. 471 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,720 We could use some more youth on the team. 472 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,160 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow and we'll see what he's got? 473 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,600 So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? 474 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,360 Miami, ah, is looking good. 475 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,680 I got a couple loopholes I got to get through... 476 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,360 ...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys. 477 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,600 But after that it's gonna be all green lights. 478 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,080 - What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing. 479 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,240 I love where your head's at. You're focused. 480 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,600 You're like a big brother to this team. 481 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,480 Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. 482 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,920 I guarantee you that. 483 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,720 Both ways this time, though, right? 484 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,440 - Two-way street. - Equity. 485 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,760 - E-Q-... - Say it. 486 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,360 - ...-U-I-T-Y. - Say it. 487 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,560 Oh. 488 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,040 - Hey, Mike. - Huh? 489 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,960 I think, uh.... 490 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,160 I think we should be best friends. 491 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,200 Okay, heh. 492 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,840 Let's go, heh. 493 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,080 So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 494 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,560 Uh, wet? Heh. 495 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,840 Fucking great. 496 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,280 Good morning. 497 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,880 - Hi, sis. - Hi. 498 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,680 - Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. 499 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,080 - Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. - Mike. 500 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,840 Are you a nurse? 501 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,320 I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork. 502 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,480 Way cooler. 503 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,600 Sure. Sure. 504 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,280 Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 505 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,480 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 506 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,960 Uh, apparently the knock-off place. 507 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,480 Heh, right. 508 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,120 - So how do you know my brother? - Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 509 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,360 But I'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though. I, uh, manage a few businesses. 510 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,240 Sure. 511 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,080 Sure, cool. Cool. 512 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,960 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 513 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,160 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk because I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 514 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,960 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 515 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,480 We were going to swing by IHOP on the way-- 516 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,080 Okay uh, good talk. 517 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,280 Um, I'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 518 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,560 All right, Kid. 519 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,360 Virgin dance the other night. No more. 520 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,320 You only have a cherry pop one time. 521 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,240 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 522 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,480 When I saw something is when you got off-stage. 523 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,200 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 524 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,360 I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 525 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,520 Take your clothes off. 526 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,320 - Right now? - Right now. Take them off. 527 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,400 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 528 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,040 Let's go. Take them off. 529 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,000 - Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 530 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,240 Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 531 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,400 No. 532 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,720 - Then what are you doing? - Heh, taking off my clothes. 533 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,080 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 534 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,200 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 535 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,120 On the stage. Thousands of women. 536 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,200 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 537 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,560 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 538 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,440 You walk out. You own it. 539 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,800 You look around. You tease. 540 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,880 You seduce. 541 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,880 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 542 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:30,000 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 543 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,800 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 544 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,880 Foom! 545 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,320 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 546 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,120 Now get up there, move around. 547 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,640 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 548 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,840 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 549 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,600 You are the husband that they never had. 550 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,520 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 551 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,920 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 552 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,800 ...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 553 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,240 ...and not get in trouble... 554 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,000 ...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 555 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,560 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 556 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,440 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 557 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,040 Fucking concentrate. 558 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,960 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 559 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,360 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money. 560 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,440 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 561 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,320 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 562 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,200 On three, you're going to stick it. 563 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,880 One, two, three, stick. 564 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,240 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 565 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,960 That's what I'm talking about. All right? 566 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,080 You can do this, because I know you can. 567 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,960 - I can do it. - Now, take a breath. 568 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,920 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 569 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,120 "All right, all right, all right. 570 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,080 Heh, we got the Kid coming up on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice. 571 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:58,760 Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready? 572 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,120 Yeah. 573 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,640 Why do you look scared for? 574 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,440 You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it. 575 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,520 We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner... 576 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,120 ...for Fourth of July summertime. 577 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,000 Dude. This has no back. 578 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:17,720 Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 579 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440 What the fuck is this? 580 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,920 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 581 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,120 You don't want to look like him, do you? 582 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,160 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy? 583 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,000 Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas. 584 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,440 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 585 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,720 Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 586 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,640 Look, we think you got something. 587 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,520 I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... 588 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:49,440 ...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. 589 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,000 Adam. 590 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,640 - Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want? 591 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,280 I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. 592 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,600 - Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. 593 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,320 Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 594 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,800 What about? 595 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:41,240 Um, About this box. I need to talk to you about this box... 596 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,280 Oh, fuck me. 597 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,520 ...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking-- 598 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,400 It's for work. 599 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,280 For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 600 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,240 I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 601 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,680 You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. 602 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,880 I don't care what your preferences are. 603 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,200 - Preferences? - I just want to talk to you about-- 604 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,760 Whoa, hey. 605 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,840 It is not what it looks like. 606 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,400 Is that my razor? 607 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,000 Yeah. 608 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,680 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 609 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,000 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 610 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,680 Why are you shaving your legs? 611 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,040 It's for work. Okay? 612 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,440 What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work? 613 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,960 Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. 614 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,960 This is the breakfast lovers' section. Here we go. 615 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,320 Hi, Mike. 616 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,440 - Hi. - Hi. 617 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,480 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 618 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,880 Either one. It's fine. 619 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,680 You really just came down to see little brother? 620 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,040 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 621 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,200 It is pretty funny. 622 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,960 You better take care of him, Mike. 623 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,080 Okay, Mom. 624 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,840 I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though. 625 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,720 All right, all right. Let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 626 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,240 Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go. 627 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,840 This next performer who's coming out... 628 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,840 ...he's one of a kind, ladies. 629 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,560 I saw this young man walking down the street about six years ago... 630 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,960 ...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. 631 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,960 Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe. 632 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,240 And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage... 633 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,440 ...so you can see with your very own eyes. 634 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,800 Our feature presentation, the one and only... 635 00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,320 ...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. 636 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,200 Did you see your sister tonight? 637 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,440 - See my sister? What do you mean? - Yeah. 638 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,120 Your sister was there. 639 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,280 No, she wasn't. 640 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,000 Yeah, she was there during your act. 641 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,560 You talked to my sister? 642 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,920 I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes. 643 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,960 My sister saw me dance? 644 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,760 Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it. 645 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,040 - Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha. 646 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,400 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 647 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,000 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 648 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,760 Well, she did. I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was, uh.... 649 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,840 - She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof. 650 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,760 How much money did you make tonight? 651 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,680 - How much money? - Yeah. 652 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,920 Like 230. 653 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,360 Two-thirty? That's good, man. 654 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,320 Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit. 655 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,880 - Get the-- - Ha, ha. 656 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,120 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine. 657 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,480 - You drive me around. - I can pay for my own gas. 658 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,320 It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 659 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,560 Thank you. 660 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,240 That's a beautiful necklace. 661 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,080 - Is that vintage? - Oh, I, um.... 662 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,640 No, it's.... No, it's, heh.... 663 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,360 My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think. 664 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,520 Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh.... 665 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,960 Name and Social. 666 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,280 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 667 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,600 038-00-7128. And I, uh... 668 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,680 ...brought the funds for my down payment. 669 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,720 - Yes. Yeah, heh. - Heh. 670 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,720 Okay. 671 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,800 All right. 672 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,920 We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane. Your score is-- 673 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,760 Right. I, uh, actually... 674 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,120 - ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh. 675 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,840 As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash. 676 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,720 He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment. 677 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,720 It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. 678 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,400 Absolutely. 679 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,640 Um, you are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business? 680 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,840 Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm, heh. 681 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,280 Honestly, the list goes on. 682 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,600 - Wow, you're a busy guy. - Ha, ha. Yeah. 683 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,320 Lucky to be. 684 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,560 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 685 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,040 There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but-- 686 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,400 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize. 687 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,840 This is what I do. 688 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,640 Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 689 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,480 It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. 690 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,600 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year... 691 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,680 ...when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain? 692 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,560 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 693 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,520 Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. 694 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,240 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... 695 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,800 ...to clients who score below our credit threshold. 696 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,400 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 697 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,920 Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me. 698 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,840 I get it. That's okay. It's okay. 699 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,480 All, uh, I'm asking for is a good deal. 700 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,640 Please, can you help me with that? 701 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,600 I mean, we do offer relief programs... 702 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,160 ...for our qualified distressed clients, so that-- 703 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,080 I'm sorry. What? 704 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,880 It's a relief program, so-- 705 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,360 Distressed? I'm distressed? 706 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,280 - No. No, not like that. - Heh. 707 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,840 Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed? 708 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,720 I don't think so, one. Two, I read the papers, okay? 709 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,200 The only thing's that distressed is y'all. 710 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,600 You can't get the door? 711 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,440 Happy birthday 712 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,000 Mrs. Pres-- 713 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,880 Oh. 714 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,560 Adam, it's for you. 715 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,640 Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft. 716 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,560 Ha, ha. Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party. 717 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,160 Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on. 718 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,640 No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try. 719 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,400 I'm going to go to bed. It's 7 in the morning. 720 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,480 "Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun." 721 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,520 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... 722 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,040 ...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. 723 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,640 What did I tell you? 724 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,200 - Paradise. - Heh. 725 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:35,120 Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 726 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,560 How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever, heh. 727 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,520 I literally was just thinking... 728 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,320 - ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha. 729 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,560 Get out of my head. 730 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,760 - Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey. 731 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,320 - What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends. 732 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,400 - Good to see you. - You too. How are you? 733 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,600 I'm good. Uh, this is, um, Brooke. 734 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,720 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 735 00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,920 Brooke, uh, Joanna. 736 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,160 - Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini. 737 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,360 Thank you. You too. 738 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,760 - Is that a tattoo? - Yeah. 739 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,320 What does it say? 740 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,160 - Oh, uh, it just says I was 17, and.... - Ha, ha. 741 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,480 Yeah. 742 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,640 It's crazy. 743 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,400 Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up-- 744 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,720 She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh.... 745 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,120 What's the thing you came up to do? 746 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,520 Behavior analysis. 747 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,120 Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. 748 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,400 That must have been, uh, really enlightening. 749 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,160 It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. 750 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,200 She is actually the Kid's brother. 751 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,680 I mean, sister. 752 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,640 - Yeah, heh. Ha, ha. - Right. Ahem. 753 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,560 - Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah. 754 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,480 She has tattoos. You want a drink? 755 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,680 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 756 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,280 - It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too. 757 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,720 She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. 758 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,680 Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? 759 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:53,920 You're not into her? 760 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,200 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. 761 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,320 We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 762 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,480 It's not gonna happen. 763 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,360 - She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. - Oh. 764 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,600 Okay, if you decide you want to share... 765 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,760 ...and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. 766 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,840 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 767 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,960 Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head. 768 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,000 I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself. 769 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,800 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again... 770 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,920 ...I wouldn't have even gone. No way. 771 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,880 You don't believe in school at all? 772 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,600 I think fuck school altogether. 773 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,480 When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... 774 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,160 ...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. 775 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,800 Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that. 776 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,760 I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 777 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,200 - Boo-yah! - Heh. 778 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,960 - I don't know why more people don't do that... - Hm? 779 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,880 ...just from an investment standpoint. 780 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,960 That's the state of the country, man. 781 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,640 America. People. Stupid. 782 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,320 I hope I get to meet your kids someday. 783 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,720 Tsk, Oh, no problem. 784 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,440 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 785 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,760 Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you. 786 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,680 He's starting this new life-coaching business... 787 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,440 ...that I really do think you might benefit from personally. 788 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,040 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 789 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,280 What? I'm sorry. 790 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,880 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 791 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,680 What would his kids even look like? 792 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,920 They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. 793 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,520 Oh, no. Oh, no. 794 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,880 Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. 795 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,360 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 796 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,280 I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. 797 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,280 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either. 798 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,440 No. You-- When you're on-stage, it all makes sense. 799 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,520 I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you.... 800 00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,920 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 801 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,560 That's good to know. 802 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,360 Yeah. 803 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:10,200 That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage... 804 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,480 ...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. 805 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,120 - But Adam's different. He's.... - Why is that? 806 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,360 Well, he had a football scholarship. 807 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,520 A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... 808 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,440 ...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. 809 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,640 - Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah. 810 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,000 So I just don't-- I'm just trying to figure out... 811 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,240 ...why he's stripping. 812 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,040 - "Why" is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy? 813 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,040 - You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay. 814 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,640 - You ready? - Yeah. 815 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,640 He's 19 years old. 816 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,600 It's women, money and a good time. 817 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,600 I guess. I guess. 818 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,600 I got him. 819 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,240 Okay? 820 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,360 Okay. 821 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,880 - You gonna come to the show tonight? - No. 822 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,080 - You're gonna come. - No. 823 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,280 - You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. 824 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,800 - But you said-- - I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it. 825 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,920 - Does that mean you were lying? - I'm not lying. 826 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,240 I do know and I've been told 827 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,160 I do know and I've been told 828 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,120 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 829 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,640 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 830 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,600 Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 831 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,400 Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 832 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,160 Anything you want, he won't forbid 833 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,920 Anything you want, he won't forbid 834 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,160 Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love 835 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,880 Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love 836 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,680 What he got down low fits like a glove 837 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,280 What he got down low fits like a glove 838 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,600 Soldiers, sound off 839 00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,760 One, two 840 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,400 - Sound off - Three, four 841 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,920 One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four 842 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,520 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 843 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,520 Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 844 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,960 I didn't-- He did that himself. 845 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,680 I'm bringing him home. 846 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,920 Hey, brother bear. 847 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,840 - Thank you. - He's just stoned out of his mind. 848 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,560 Heh, yeah, um, um.... 849 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,880 Hi. 850 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,640 What's up, dude? Yeah, we, we-- My bad. We, uh.... 851 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,080 - Yeah. - All right. I'll see you later. 852 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,480 What's up, dude? 853 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,880 Is that Paul? 854 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,640 - Yeah. It's-- Yeah. - It is? 855 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:38,480 - It's going good? - Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on. 856 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,280 Hey, I-- uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 857 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,400 I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I? 858 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,640 - Watch yourself. - All right, heh. 859 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,840 So, uh, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 860 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:49,560 Um.... It's good. It's good. 861 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,120 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 862 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,360 Social studies, or sociology or.... 863 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,280 Heh, did you say "social studies"? 864 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,800 Social science, heh? 865 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,320 What, am I in middle school or something, heh? 866 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,040 No. No. 867 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,760 - No? - Psychology. 868 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,080 So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? 869 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,200 Uh, I have, uh, six weeks until I'm.... 870 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,720 - For real? Six weeks? - Yeah. 871 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,440 And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 872 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,760 - Wow. - I know. People have to pay me now, heh. 873 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,080 - That's huge. - It is, yeah. 874 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,200 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. 875 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,680 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 876 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,240 Heh, I'm too fucked up anyway, so.... 877 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400 Oh, you're not so bad. 878 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,040 So are you going to open up--? 879 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,600 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? 880 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,480 - Chatty Cathy. - Chatty Cathy. 881 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,400 And questions are off-limits, I guess? 882 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,400 - They're always off-limits. - Really? 883 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,400 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 884 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,680 What was your name? I can't remember. What was it? 885 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,160 Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call? 886 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,800 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 887 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,720 - Mm-hm. - Okay. 888 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,040 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm, muah. 889 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,440 Get out of here. 890 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,560 That's what I'm saying. I'm.... 891 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,720 I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be... 892 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,320 ...this young and beautiful forever. Strip malls, I think I got a good idea. 893 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,080 You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV. 894 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,320 And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad. 895 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,080 - That's a great book. - You read that? 896 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,240 - I went to the convention. - Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki. 897 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,920 - Kiyosaki. - Yeah, that's the guy. 898 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 899 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,800 Heeey-ah! 900 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,960 All right, all right, all right, hey, ah. 901 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,640 If everybody can quiet down a second here. 902 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,640 Quiet down a sec? 903 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,520 Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. 904 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,240 Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 905 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,360 - Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. - It's all right. Thanks. 906 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,800 All right, now I got an announcement to make. 907 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,400 Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy... 908 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,200 ...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. 909 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,600 I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. 910 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,720 Now I'm going to tell you why. 911 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,200 Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful... 912 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,640 ...Saturday afternoon... 913 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,440 ...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 914 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,960 Can I get an "amen" on that? 915 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,120 - Yes. - Amen. 916 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,040 Mm. 917 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,680 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 918 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,680 Waiting for the sweet spot. 919 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,520 Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global. 920 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,720 Well, as of September 1st... 921 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:29,080 ...we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 922 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,680 No, sir, no, ma'am. 923 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,520 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings... 924 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,720 ...of 4000 square feet... 925 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:41,120 ...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. 926 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,960 Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 927 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,920 - Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? - They on their way, baby. 928 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,000 Kid, you ready for the big time, huh? You ready for the big time? 929 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,320 Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? 930 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,920 I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh. 931 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,560 Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. 932 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,560 - We are blessed. - They're gonna love you. 933 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,880 Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa... 934 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,600 ...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh! 935 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,240 Yeah. My main man. 936 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,240 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother, heh. 937 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,400 A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 938 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,040 I got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 939 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,920 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 940 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,920 All right. All right. 941 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,280 Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you. 942 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,560 We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said. 943 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,280 - Seven-point-five across the board-- - You meant to say 10, didn't you? 944 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,560 Congrats, Kid. 945 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,520 Thanks, man. 946 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,080 Heh, you know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me.... 947 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,240 Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. 948 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,200 I could make it worth your while. 949 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,040 Yeah, sure. 950 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,600 - I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah. 951 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:11,480 Who is that? 952 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,720 Nora. 953 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,920 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 954 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,480 Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 955 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,240 Huh? 956 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,800 No, I'm at, uh-- I don't know, I'm at this party. 957 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,960 It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. 958 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,960 How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present. 959 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,960 What? 960 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,920 - What thing? - Boom! 961 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,720 I got a thing. 962 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,880 Come on, you ain't-- 963 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,080 All right. 964 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,040 Okay. All right, I'll call you later. 965 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,760 This is Herman. 966 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,320 Hi, Herman. 967 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,280 He likes you. 968 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,640 Hey, y'all. It's all right. 969 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,240 Hey, man. 970 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,800 We'd like to order. 971 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,120 All right. 972 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,400 - That pig is so fucking cute. - Heh. 973 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,040 Angels or demons? 974 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,920 - Angels. - Angels. Okay. 975 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,520 - If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. - Heh. 976 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,360 - You're gonna fucking love this one. - Yeah. 977 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:15,160 Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami. 978 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,000 How you kids doing tonight? 979 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,400 That storm is crazy, huh? 980 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,920 - Beautiful. - Mmm.... 981 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,840 My wife's tits are awesome, right? 982 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,200 What? 983 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,960 I said my wife's tits are awesome. 984 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,280 Yeah. 985 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,240 Check them out, man. 986 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,280 - You fucking joking? - I'm not fucking joking. Check them out. 987 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,960 Feel them. They're so fucking, heh, amazing. 988 01:06:58,640 --> 01:06:59,880 Come on. 989 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,520 It's okay. Go ahead, man. 990 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,800 - They're real, I swear. - Yeah, I bet they are. 991 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,360 See? 992 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,880 - Heh. - This is okay? 993 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,600 It's okay with me, man. She loves it. 994 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,520 I fucking love you. 995 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,680 No, man, I love you. 996 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,520 - You don't understand. - I love you. 997 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,360 No, I fucking.... 998 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,760 I fucking love you, man. 999 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,920 I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 1000 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,440 I love you. 1001 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,640 I love you too. 1002 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,080 Is she even home? 1003 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:53,400 Brooke! 1004 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,160 Hi. 1005 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,640 What do you think? 1006 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,400 Is it yours? 1007 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,720 Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 1008 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,280 It's very you. 1009 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,600 Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate. 1010 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,840 Come on. 1011 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,480 - Come on. - Come on. 1012 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,680 Come on. Come here. Come on. 1013 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,080 - Are you calling me like a dog? - What, huh? 1014 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,320 - Are you calling me like a dog? - Who did that? 1015 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,880 You want me to say something to him? 1016 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,600 - Ha, ha. - I'll say something to him. 1017 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,920 - Okay, so I've seen the stripping. - Yup. 1018 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,080 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 1019 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,120 It's "entrepreneur" actually. It's, uh, French. 1020 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:37,160 You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing. 1021 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,720 But the whole endgame is the custom furniture business I'm trying to start. 1022 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:44,840 Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands. 1023 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,040 - I did not say that. - Yes, I did. 1024 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,040 But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually. 1025 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,080 - That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is. 1026 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,760 If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest.... 1027 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,400 - The happiest? - Yeah, money aside. 1028 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:02,920 I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day. 1029 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,360 - Really? - Yeah. 1030 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,000 Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1031 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,000 Anything. Everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1032 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,680 Not the knock-off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. 1033 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,480 Hey. I don't have a custom furniture-maker man. 1034 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,040 - Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh. 1035 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,400 - So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh. 1036 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:24,720 I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans. 1037 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,520 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1038 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,440 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... 1039 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:34,560 ...and the stripping? I've saved about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1040 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,160 - Wow, 13. That's a lot of ones. - Heh. 1041 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,960 There were some fives in there. 1042 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,400 No 20s? 1043 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,760 You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s. 1044 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,000 - I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you. 1045 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,160 - No, that's okay, heh. - Heh. 1046 01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,920 So, Miami, huh? 1047 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:51,800 Mm-hm. 1048 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,040 - Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 1049 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,880 I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. 1050 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:05,760 Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice? 1051 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,400 By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice. 1052 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:13,640 - I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit? 1053 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,160 - Are we fighting? - Ha, ha. 1054 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:16,720 Is this our first fight? 1055 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,040 Come on. Let's make up. 1056 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,440 - I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face. 1057 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,720 - I really don't like being mad at you. - You guys are going to have fun in Miami. 1058 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,400 Just try not to forget about the normal people. 1059 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,560 Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires. 1060 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,720 - So you're not a vampire? - No, I'm not a vampire. 1061 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,120 Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I. 1062 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:39,640 - A thing for vampires, heh? - Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1063 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,720 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1064 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,480 I don't know, just like get some food? 1065 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:47,360 What do you mean, like a date? 1066 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,160 No. If you don't want to call it that, no. 1067 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,320 I don't know. 1068 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,960 Why? Because of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1069 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,120 Paul? 1070 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:01,360 - Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. - Hmm. 1071 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,800 How's that going, heh? 1072 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,280 - Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No. 1073 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:09,400 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck my brother's stripper friends. 1074 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,520 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1075 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:14,240 I was just talking about talking and being friends. 1076 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,120 If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1077 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,760 Are you trying to hit on my sister? 1078 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,920 No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? 1079 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,040 Whoa, brother. 1080 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,680 - Not me. Her. - Heh. 1081 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,840 Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. 1082 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,600 Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text? 1083 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,600 We got a sorority in like a half hour. 1084 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,400 A sorority? 1085 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,240 Five hundred bones to rub our nuts... 1086 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,200 - ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here. 1087 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,160 I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1088 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,880 You guys are really.... Have a great time. 1089 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,800 Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. 1090 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,480 - Heh. - We gotta stop fighting. 1091 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,000 Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? 1092 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,120 You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. 1093 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,840 - I have the keys. - She's got the keys. We got to go. 1094 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,000 - Good evening. You live here? - Yeah. 1095 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,080 - Yeah? What's your name? - Kim. 1096 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,400 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1097 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:26,880 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1098 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,000 Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here? 1099 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,920 I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately. 1100 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,040 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1101 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,680 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1102 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,160 - Yeah. - Yes? 1103 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,720 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1104 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,640 Uh, May 20th, 19.... 1105 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,720 That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit. 1106 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,800 We're going to be here for a while. 1107 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,360 Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1108 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,840 You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 1109 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,840 - No. - Good. 1110 01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,920 Because I do. 1111 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,880 Did you see it? 1112 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,920 Hey! 1113 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,280 Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl? 1114 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,520 No. 1115 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,880 I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick? 1116 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,080 Hey, fuck off. 1117 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,560 Okay. Cool. 1118 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,680 Hey! 1119 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,920 Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. 1120 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,840 All right, back the fuck up. 1121 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:20,960 Let's go. Let's go. 1122 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,480 Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... 1123 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,600 ...giving pills to girls that you don't know? 1124 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,840 - Shit, dude. - You're lucky we got out of there. 1125 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,400 - My backpack. We have to go back. - Fuck your backpack. 1126 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,880 No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills. 1127 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,120 Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. 1128 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,040 Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash. 1129 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,680 What the fuck are you doing taking--? Front from Tobias? 1130 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,640 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1131 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,760 Heh, I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred. 1132 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,000 "Like a hundred," or a hundred? That's a grand. 1133 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,880 Have to pay every one of those back. 1134 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,880 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what? 1135 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,600 - What do you mean, "fuck that"? - I got that equity, baby. 1136 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,680 Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo! 1137 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:03,400 I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares? 1138 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,720 Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit. 1139 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,760 Fuck. 1140 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,440 - You bailing on me? - Nope, not at all. 1141 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,280 - Oh, my God. What are you doing here? - Hey. 1142 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:39,280 I thought you were out of town, like, forever. 1143 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:42,520 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1144 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:44,760 - Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan. 1145 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,560 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1146 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:51,680 Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé. 1147 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:56,760 What? 1148 01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,800 Are you fucking with me right now? 1149 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,680 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 1150 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,120 No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1151 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,560 It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1152 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,640 - Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir. 1153 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,160 Okay. 1154 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:18,560 Hmm.... 1155 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,640 Okay. All right, I'm not exactly.... 1156 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,280 Okay. All right. 1157 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,480 It was good to see you. 1158 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:32,520 Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in. 1159 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,800 TOBIAS; Coño, what happened? 1160 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:36,720 Uh.... 1161 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:40,080 It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. 1162 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,200 "It was fucked up"? "Sorry"? 1163 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,800 - Mm-hm. - That's all you got to say? 1164 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,320 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1165 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,400 I take it you didn't collect. 1166 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,840 Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money... 1167 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,360 ...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1168 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,000 It's the last thing I need for my reputation... 1169 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:00,840 ...before we make the big move, Mike. 1170 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,720 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1171 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,040 Hmm. 1172 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:08,960 The last time I checked, I think it's the Kid and I's reputation... 1173 01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:11,800 ...that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1174 01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:17,320 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1175 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:20,720 I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me. 1176 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:24,840 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1177 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,120 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1178 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,840 Except for you, right? 1179 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,320 Old friend. 1180 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:34,400 Ah. 1181 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:39,200 What are you thinking about? 1182 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,800 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh? 1183 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,320 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1184 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,680 I can walk right out that door. Right now. 1185 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,680 And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent. 1186 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,960 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1187 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,600 But you don't. 1188 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:03,400 You didn't. And you won't. 1189 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,000 Because you can't. 1190 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,840 I can't? Okay. 1191 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,160 So you got to deal with what you got. 1192 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:11,880 Hey, what's going on? 1193 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,000 - That pack you gave me? - Mm. 1194 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,840 - It's gone. - That's great. 1195 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,160 Gone. 1196 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,160 It's "gone" gone. 1197 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,040 - You lost it? - I'm sorry, man. 1198 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,920 Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this. 1199 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,600 We'll figure it out. It's fine. 1200 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,920 No, you need to figure it out. 1201 01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,000 Get the fuck off me. 1202 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:37,400 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1203 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,640 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1204 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,640 You know that better than anybody. 1205 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,840 You want a bigger piece? Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1206 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,840 You're not getting any younger. 1207 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,480 What the fuck are you doing? 1208 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:55,960 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside. 1209 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:59,320 - Get changed. - Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1210 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:03,640 Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1211 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,480 Perfect date time. 1212 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,640 Give me the astronaut thing. 1213 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,760 I met this guy.... 1214 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,960 You got them going out there, Mike. 1215 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:27,280 Good job, man. 1216 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,120 He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... 1217 01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:35,160 ...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. 1218 01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:39,040 The first man in outer space... 1219 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,600 ...Russian. Yuri Gagarin. 1220 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,240 - Cosmonaut. - He's the second one. 1221 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,440 The first one died on reentry. 1222 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,800 We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1223 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,720 Mike. 1224 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:36,760 Mike, hello. 1225 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:40,960 Open up. 1226 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,120 - Mike. - All right. Hold on. 1227 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,280 - Hey. - Hey. 1228 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,840 You have fun last night? 1229 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,040 - What? - Did you have fun last night? 1230 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,680 Yeah, uh, what's up? 1231 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,360 Is Adam here? 1232 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,600 He left me weird-sounding voice messages, sounded fucked up. 1233 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,200 And now I can't reach him. 1234 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:12,520 - Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool. 1235 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,280 Where is he? 1236 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:20,200 Uh, he should be upstairs. 1237 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:25,320 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd call out. 1238 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:26,600 Kid. 1239 01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:30,840 Adam? 1240 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:32,320 Adam. Adam. 1241 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:33,680 - Fuck. - Adam. 1242 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,080 Hey. Come here. 1243 01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,880 Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. 1244 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,400 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1245 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,640 Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. 1246 01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,440 - What the fuck did you do to my brother? - Relax. Yo, Brooke. 1247 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,200 He's breathing. He's fine. 1248 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:51,080 Get the fuck off me, Mike. I'll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. 1249 01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,040 - He's going to be fine, heh. - He's not okay. 1250 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:54,840 - Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up! 1251 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,480 Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1252 01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:01,400 You think you have your shit all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1253 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,560 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it. 1254 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,560 You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1255 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:11,480 - Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem. 1256 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,080 Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1257 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,160 Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. 1258 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,040 Adam. God. 1259 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,360 Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go. 1260 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,160 - Stop. - No, Mike, this is my brother. 1261 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:27,480 Brooke, let me please carry him out. Stop. 1262 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:52,840 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1263 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,000 You hear me? 1264 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,880 Come on, let's go. 1265 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:50,440 You guys need to stop already. 1266 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,600 Motherfucker. 1267 01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,520 Mike? Get off of him. Hey. 1268 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:00,720 Hey! 1269 01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,280 - Fuck off. - I'm so sorry, primo. 1270 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:06,440 Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1271 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,440 What are you doing breaking into my house? 1272 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,240 I tried calling your cell, man. 1273 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,920 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1274 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,920 I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me. 1275 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,840 That did a good job, didn't it? 1276 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,320 Look, man, I'm sorry. We're looking for the Kid, okay? 1277 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:22,720 Uh, so you brought them here? 1278 01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,720 - What are you looking for him for? - He's late on his front. 1279 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,720 And as you can see, he was due today. 1280 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,640 It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? 1281 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:34,920 No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? 1282 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,040 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1283 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,400 - What's his half? - Ten grand. 1284 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:46,240 - What? - Ten grand. 1285 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:50,400 I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1286 01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,200 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay? 1287 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,320 Look, you got to-- 1288 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,280 What am I--? 1289 01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,640 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van... 1290 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,880 ...until he can figure out something out. 1291 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:05,800 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1292 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:11,160 Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1293 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:18,640 If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day. 1294 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,200 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1295 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:24,120 Hey, look-- I just hate to see you doing this. 1296 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,400 Just don't give him any more shit to sell. 1297 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,040 No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. 1298 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:32,320 - One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you? 1299 01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:33,720 I'll talk to him. It's fine. 1300 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,640 Hey. 1301 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:06,920 Um.... 1302 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:08,800 I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1303 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:11,440 - Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay. 1304 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:14,120 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1305 01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,280 Where is he? 1306 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:19,280 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1307 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:27,760 Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1308 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:32,160 Ha, this is so much bullshit. 1309 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:33,480 You know that, right? 1310 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:37,080 This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious? 1311 01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:42,800 - I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday. 1312 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,760 You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? 1313 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:48,240 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1314 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:49,960 I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1315 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:53,240 I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised... 1316 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:56,680 ...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1317 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,560 You're the last person that I-- 1318 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,120 Yeah, I believe you... 1319 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:05,640 ...and I know you're basically a good person. 1320 01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:07,760 Adam was... 1321 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:12,280 ...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1322 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,920 I just can't be around your lifestyle. 1323 01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:19,560 You can't be around my--? I'm not my lifestyle. 1324 01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:24,680 That's who you think--? That isn't fucking-- 1325 01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:28,480 I'm not-- Am I Magic, uh--? 1326 01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,600 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1327 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:36,080 I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who-- 1328 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:40,080 That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1329 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,920 I'm not just-- 1330 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,720 That's why I want to go to Miami. 1331 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:47,280 I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper. 1332 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,480 I want to own something. I want to actually-- 1333 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,840 I've been trying to, this whole time-- 1334 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:04,000 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1335 01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:06,280 You don't-- Right now. Nothing. I'm just-- 1336 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,800 You don't believe any of it? 1337 01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,440 Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? 1338 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:18,240 I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this. 1339 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,360 But good luck to you. 1340 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,720 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1341 01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,800 And Adam too. 1342 01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:28,080 But I'm going to be here. 1343 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:48,120 Hey. 1344 01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:50,360 I, uh.... 1345 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,800 I want to say thank you about the money. 1346 01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:55,800 I know how much that shit meant to you... 1347 01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:59,520 ...especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do. 1348 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,560 I, uh.... 1349 01:32:05,480 --> 01:32:09,160 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that. 1350 01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:12,840 All right. 1351 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:16,800 Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably... 1352 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,720 ...but I can look back in 20 years and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1353 01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:25,600 Fuck. Look where I was three months ago. 1354 01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:27,800 Three months ago. 1355 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:29,920 Look at where I am now. 1356 01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:33,560 I can't thank you enough. 1357 01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:36,280 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1358 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,120 I have money. 1359 01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,480 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1360 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:44,600 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1361 01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:48,360 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1362 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,800 And we're going to have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1363 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,760 So can you smile? Can you look at me? 1364 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:00,640 I only have one thing to say. 1365 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:03,240 To my best friend. 1366 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:10,680 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for. 1367 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,760 And to bright futures. 1368 01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:18,920 Ladies of Tampa 1369 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:27,520 The first time that you ever walked into my life 1370 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:34,040 In oh many ways you all became my wife 1371 01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:37,680 Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you 1372 01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,400 Ladies of Tampa 1373 01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:48,720 Even though we gotta go 1374 01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:51,960 There's one thing you gotta know 1375 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:58,080 Ain't no matter How much you love me for sure 1376 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:01,080 Ooh, ooh, ooh 1377 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:03,000 I'll always love you more 1378 01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:08,480 I'll always love you more than you know 1379 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:12,520 You got me tied to a chain I'm just a slave to your soul 1380 01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:17,720 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho 1381 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:23,640 Ladies of Tampa 1382 01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:05,280 - I could be a friend to you. - Ha, ha. 1383 01:35:05,480 --> 01:35:06,880 What about romance? 1384 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:09,840 Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1385 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:12,840 - My good friend, Andy. - Ha, ha. 1386 01:35:12,960 --> 01:35:14,840 I'm just saying you always put up a fight. 1387 01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:18,480 I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3. 1388 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:20,240 Hey, uh, what about--? 1389 01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,040 Whoo! 1390 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,200 - Yeah. - Motherfucker. 1391 01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:56,440 Dallas be riding again. 1392 01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:58,760 Whoo! It's a fucking revival. 1393 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,640 Huh! 1394 01:37:00,840 --> 01:37:03,680 Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1395 01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:07,080 - That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit. 1396 01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:08,560 Still got it. 1397 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,840 Y'all ready to rock a little and fucking rein them in? 1398 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:12,720 Yeah. 1399 01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:13,880 Yeah. 1400 01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:15,080 Where's Mike? 1401 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,560 He's gone. 1402 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:17,760 Mikey? 1403 01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,520 He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. 1404 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:21,920 Mikey's gone. 1405 01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:23,720 What do you mean, he's gone? 1406 01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:27,760 I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door. 1407 01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:30,920 Hey, Mike, yo. 1408 01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,000 Let's go, we're up. 1409 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,520 He's coming back, man. 1410 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:43,200 All right, come here. 1411 01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:48,800 You ready to be the man? 1412 01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:52,600 - Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready. 1413 01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:55,680 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here. 1414 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,400 Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1415 01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:02,280 All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out. 1416 01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:06,920 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey. 1417 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:10,400 All right, ladies. So we know we made fire. 1418 01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:13,080 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1419 01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,720 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1420 01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:19,800 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. 1421 01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:25,320 The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1422 01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:40,960 Hey. 1423 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:43,280 What are you doing here? 1424 01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:46,440 Um.... 1425 01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:49,520 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1426 01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,520 Can I, uh, um...? 1427 01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:58,600 I just need to talk. 1428 01:39:04,160 --> 01:39:05,440 Yeah, okay. 1429 01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:07,360 Come on in. 1430 01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:30,440 Um.... 1431 01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,200 I, uh-- I just came by to-- 1432 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,400 Look, before you say anything... 1433 01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:38,160 ...I just need you to know that... 1434 01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:42,520 ...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1435 01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:45,000 And that was really a lot of money. 1436 01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:48,440 - You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him. 1437 01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:52,520 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just-- 1438 01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:57,200 Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami. 1439 01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:02,800 - Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done. 1440 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:06,560 Wow. 1441 01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:09,400 What are you gonna do? 1442 01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:15,640 Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan. 1443 01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:23,920 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1444 01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:31,240 What, like a date? 1445 01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:34,680 Well.... 1446 01:40:35,480 --> 01:40:37,800 What would Tall Paul say, huh? 1447 01:40:38,440 --> 01:40:43,560 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. 1448 01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,400 He didn't like breakfast food? 1449 01:40:49,640 --> 01:40:51,160 Not as much as I do. 1450 01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:56,640 This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1451 01:40:56,840 --> 01:40:58,000 Okay. 1452 01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:00,320 Let's go get something to eat. 1453 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:05,160 The thing is I only go to one place. It's my favorite place. 1454 01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:08,200 They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in... 1455 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,080 ...the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too. 1456 01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:14,000 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1457 01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:16,680 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1458 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:20,040 The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m. 1459 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,360 That's like seven hours from now. 1460 01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:31,480 Mm-hm. 1461 01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:33,760 Yeah. 1462 01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:38,680 What could we do with seven hours?