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Boone?
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Yes, General?
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I'm going into the next office.
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Yes, sir.
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Damn it.
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My name is Bob Wilton.
I'm a journalist.
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Part of my job is finding
where a story begins.
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If you were looking at my story,
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you might think it began
when I got a job at
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the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
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Or you might think it began
when I married
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my college sweetheart Debora.
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But you'd be wrong
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because the real story of my life
began a few years back,
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when my editor sent me
to interview a local guy
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he'd heard on a talk radio show.
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The guy claimed to have
some kind of psychic powers,
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that he could travel with just his mind
anywhere he wanted.
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He called it remote viewing.
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The man's name was Gus Lacey.
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What have you seen lately?
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Lately I've been watching
the Loch Ness Monster
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in Scotland, England-- Thanks, Mom.
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And it turns-- I've got it, I've got it.
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Mom, I've got it.
Thank you.
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Turns out...
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it's the ghost of a dinosaur.
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Okay.
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So when did this all start for you, Gus?
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It started when I was a kid.
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Gus told me that back in the '80s,
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he was part of a top-secret unit
that got their training in the Army,
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in a program sanctioned
by the highest levels of government.
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When I asked him
what the purpose of this unit was,
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- he said--
- We were psychic spies, mainly.
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That was our initial tasking.
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Once they realized
what they were sitting on,
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we were trained to kill animals.
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What, with your--
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With our minds, that is correct.
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Just by staring at them.
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What kind of animals?
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One of our units stopped the heart of a goat.
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The power they unleashed in us.
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Last week, I killed my hamster.
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You wanna see?
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There. Look.
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You ever seen a hamster do that before?
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I never owned a hamster, Gus, before, so...
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Just look. Look.
See the way it's glaring at its wheel?
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Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning readers
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Would know what's aberrant behavior
and what-- what's...
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Shit, shit, shit, he's down.
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Yeah, he's down.
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At this point I'd been staring at him
for about 3 hours.
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Bizarre, right?
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What does that-- It didn't die.
You said you killed it.
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Yeah, well, Mom said no.
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She said "Don't show him the hamster dying.
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Show him the tape where the hamster
acts bizarre instead."
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You should have seen the Skipper at work.
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- Who's the Skipper?
- Lyn Cassady.
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After Bill, he was the most gifted
psi-guy I ever met.
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He was like an occult force.
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He runs a dance studio now.
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The little man inside me
dismissed Lacey as a nut.
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You know the little man.
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He's the one who says
"Keep your head down.
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"Stay in your little town, your little job.
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"You're a lucky guy.
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"Your wife loves you.
You have everything you want.
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You're not looking for some great adventure."
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But then, one day,
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when you least expect it...
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the great adventure finds you.
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Ron's sudden death
was the catalyst for everything.
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Debora told me later that it had been
like a wake-up call for her,
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what people used to call a memento mori.
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Ron's massive coronary had reminded her
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that life was just too short
to waste any chance of true happiness
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and that his death had helped her
put everything in perspective.
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A week after the funeral,
she left me for my editor.
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It seemed like such a tragedy at the time.
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We couldn't see beyond our little lives
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to the great events of history
unfolding out there in the world.
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I was like a child or a Hobbit,
safe in the Shire.
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Or a blond farm boy
on a distant desert planet,
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unaware that he was already
taking the first steps
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on a path that would lead him
relentlessly towards the heart
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of a conflict between the forces
of good and evil.
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Americans are a resolute people
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who have risen to every test of our time.
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Adversity has revealed
the character of our country to the world...
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Had I known where that path would lead,
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had a soft wind from my future
brought me the name of Bill Django,
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I might never have gone.
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But as it was, I did what so many men
have done throughout history
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when a woman has broken their heart.
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I went to war.
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* We are young, we run green
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* Keep our teeth nice and clean
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* See our friends, see the sights
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* Feel all right
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* We wake up, we go out
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* Smoke a fag, put it out
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* See our friends, see the sights
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* Feel all right
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* Are we like you?
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* I can't be sure
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* Of the scene as she turns
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* We are strange in our worlds
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* But we are young, we get by
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* Can't go mad, ain't got time
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* Sleep around if we like
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* We're all right
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* Got some cash, bought some wheels
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* Took it out 'cross the fields
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* Lost control, hit a wall
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* But we're all right
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* Are we like you?
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* I can't be sure
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* Of the scene as she turns
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* We are strange in our worlds
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* But we are young, we run green
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* Keep our teeth nice and clean
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* See our friends, see the sights
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* Feel all right
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So have you seen any combat?
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Yeah, no, it's...
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Well, I Won't lie to you, Debora.
It's been pretty damn hairy.
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Yeah. We've been watching it on Fox.
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Yeah, but it's not...
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I've seen things that you shouldn't...
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you know?
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I don't even know why you're there.
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Well, I think it's important people
get an accurate picture of What's--
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- What?
- Ready to go?
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- What's happening.
- Yeah.
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So what, is that-- is that Dave?
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Yeah. He says hi.
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Well, that's...
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Is he gonna get his stuff out of here?
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That's--
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I got to go.
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We're moving out. We're heading up north
to cover the fighting there.
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Wait, Bob. Just so you--
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So what's a useful phrase?
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- "La tuplic, ana sahafi."
- Sahafi.
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What does that mean?
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Don't shoot. I'm a reporter.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I'd been waiting for a month
for permission to cross the border into Iraq.
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All that time, I'd seen
the embedded war correspondents
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coming back, swapping stories.
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They all ignored me.
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I had to get into Iraq somehow,
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or I would never again
be able to face myself, my wife,
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or that one-armed fuck-head Dave.
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Dewitt Resources, out of Arkansas.
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That's right. We make trash cans.
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You're here for the conference, right?
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Looking for a contract.
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I guess.
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What's your pitch?
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Well, we're real cheap.
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Bob Wilton.
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Skip.
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You mind if I...
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No.
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So you're from Arkansas.
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No.
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Been here long?
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No.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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I wanted to prove myself.
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And for my sins...
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fate taught me a lesson.
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Lyn Cassady?
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Lyn Cassady.
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After Bill, he was the most gifted
psi-guy I ever met.
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Do you know Gus Lacey?
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Skip?
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Hello?
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Lyn.
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I have your hat.
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Skip?
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- You work for Hooper?
- Hooper?
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No. I work for the
Ann Arbor Daily Telegram.
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How do you know about Lacey?
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I interviewed him a few months ago
for my paper.
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Little prick.
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Follow me.
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Let me ask you something.
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What color were the chairs
in the hotel bar?
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You were there for hours.
What color Were the chairs?
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Green.
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Beige. How many lights are in this room?
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A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look.
He would just know.
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Super Soldier?
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A Jedi warrior.
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He'd know where all the lights were.
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He could walk through a room,
tell you how many power outlets there were.
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People are walking around
with their eyes closed.
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At Level 1 we were trained
to instantly absorb all details.
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What's a Jedi warrior?
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You're looking at one.
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You're a Jedi warrior?
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That's correct.
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I don't-- what--
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I don't know what that means.
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I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady,
Special Forces, retired.
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In the '80s, I was trained at Fort Bragg
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under a secret initiative
code-named Project Jedi.
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The objective of the project
was to create Super Soldiers--
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soldiers with super powers.
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We were the first generation
of the New Earth Army.
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You've got super powers?
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That's correct.
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Wait a minute. You--
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If I'm--
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What you're saying is that you were
a psychic spy like Lacey?
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We prefer the term remote viewer.
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How does that work?
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Well, different Jedi
had different techniques.
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Mel Landau used to visualize
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packing all his troubles
into a little suitcase
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to clear his mind,
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and Steve Tuttle would recite Bible verse,
which was...
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What about you?
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I find drinking helps,
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and if I'm listening to classic rock.
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Yeah? Like who?
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I like Boston. Boston usually works.
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What other powers would you practice?
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Invisibility.
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Invisibility?
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Yeah. That was Level 3.
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Like actual invisibility?
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Well, yeah, that was the goal.
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Eventually, we adapted it
to just finding a way of not being seen.
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But once you understand
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the linkage between observation
and reality,
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then you begin to dance with invisibility.
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Like camouflage?
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No. It's not like camouflage.
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We also practice phasing.
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Crossing from particle to wave,
from physical to energy.
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Solid objects seem to pass right through you.
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That starts with a breathing exercise.
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You go...
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And then you think black.
That's the nothingness.
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Got it? It's...
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This is-- I don't know what...
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Can I be honest with you, Lyn?
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I don't know what to make of this.
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I don't know what to say.
This is amazing stuff.
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I wanna--
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Could I write a story about this?
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Not gonna happen.
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Because I've been looking for a story, Lyn.
I was gonna write about
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the rebuild contracts,
but this is much better.
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- This is much better.
- Not gonna happen.
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All I'm saying is
we could meet tomorrow and--
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I'm shipping out tomorrow.
265
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:34,416
What? You're going home?
266
00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:38,048
Going to Iraq. I'm thinking about
partnering on a factory in Al Qaim.
267
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,620
I could come.
268
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:43,127
What?
269
00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:44,493
I could come, maybe, and--
270
00:14:44,564 --> 00:14:46,429
I don't wanna be a story.
I don't need the attention.
271
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:48,126
We could change names.
Stuff could stay--
272
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:49,930
There's a war over there, Bob.
You understand that?
273
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,094
War.
274
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,263
I don't wanna have to be looking out for you.
275
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,569
You wouldn't have--
I- I look after myself.
276
00:14:56,142 --> 00:14:58,702
I've been in some pretty hairy situations.
277
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,712
I'm a journalist, Lyn. You understand?
278
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,975
I'm a journalist. I go where the story is.
279
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,419
What is this?
280
00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:18,630
I don't know. It's just a doodle.
281
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,495
What's the matter?
282
00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:24,558
Nothing.
283
00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:46,551
"The U.S. Army doesn't really have any
serious alternative than to be wonderful.
284
00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:51,756
This does not represent the official position
of the United States Army at this time."
285
00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:55,423
Bill Django.
286
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,401
Who's Bill Django?
287
00:15:58,871 --> 00:16:00,873
The man who wrote that book.
288
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,637
He said it all started when he
fell out of a helicopter in Vietnam.
289
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,336
Okay now!
290
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:06,901
- Out, out, out!
- Go!
291
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:09,607
Go, go, go, go!
292
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,377
Get moving! Move it! Move it!
293
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:14,353
Get down!
294
00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:16,885
Go! Go! Move!
295
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,637
Fuck you, motherfuckers!
296
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:38,899
Hey, knock it off!
297
00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,776
- Soldier!
- Chris! Knock it off!
298
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,577
Will you knock it off?
299
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,242
Jesus.
300
00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,020
Medic!
301
00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:53,354
He'll be all right.
302
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:55,086
All right!
303
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:58,324
What are you waiting for?
304
00:16:58,397 --> 00:17:01,389
What the fuck? Why isn't anyone firing?
305
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,059
Fire!
306
00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:09,003
Every single one of Bill's men fired high.
307
00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:12,272
They instinctively hadn't wanted
to shoot another person.
308
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,275
Later Bill would come across a study
309
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:18,775
which revealed that only 15 to 20%
of fresh soldiers shot to kill.
310
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:22,277
The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all,
311
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:24,949
or pretended to be busy doing something
else.
312
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,499
I got you, sir. Stay with me, all right?
313
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:37,968
I got you. Hang in there.
314
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,686
Their gentleness is their strength.
315
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,555
While recovering in the hospital,
316
00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:05,096
Bill wrote to the Vice Chief of Staff
for the Army,
317
00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,724
explaining that he wanted to go
on a fact-finding mission
318
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,291
to explore alternative combat tactics.
319
00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:13,566
The Pentagon agreed
to pay his salary and expenses.
320
00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:15,664
What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon
321
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:18,676
was that he was really looking
for the answer to his vision.
322
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:20,939
How could his men's gentleness,
323
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:23,106
their general lack of interest
in killing people,
324
00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:25,116
be turned into a strength?
325
00:18:25,184 --> 00:18:28,278
How could love and peace help win wars?
326
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:29,946
Bill knew where to go to find out.
327
00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:31,717
* Over bridge of sighs
328
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:37,456
* To rest my eyes in shades of green
329
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,895
Under dreamin' spires
330
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:43,835
* To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been
331
00:18:43,903 --> 00:18:45,734
* What did you do there?
332
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:47,773
* I got high
333
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,398
* What did you feel there?
334
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,466
Well, I cried
335
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,205
* But why the tears there?
336
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:56,146
* Tell you why
337
00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:59,275
* It's all too beautiful
338
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:02,684
* I feel inclined to blow my mind
339
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,853
* Get hung up,
feed the ducks with a bun
340
00:19:07,026 --> 00:19:10,587
* They all come out to groove about
341
00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:14,258
Bill disappeared into the
New Age Movement for 6 years.
342
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,894
Like all shamen before him,
he had traversed the wilderness.
343
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,666
Now he was returning to his people
a changed man.
344
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:23,572
He brought with him his confidential report,
345
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:27,271
which he called
The New Earth Army Manual.
346
00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:34,885
"The New Earth Army is a banner under
which the forces of good can gather.
347
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:39,391
"The courage and nobility of the warrior
blended with the spirituality of the Monk.
348
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,824
"The Jedi Warrior
will follow in the footsteps
349
00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:43,589
"of the great Imagineers of the past--
350
00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:47,120
Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, Walt Disney."
351
00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:53,474
"The role of The New Earth Army
is to resolve conflict worldwide.
352
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:58,240
"Jedis will parachute into war zones,
utilizing sparkly eyes technique,
353
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,540
"carrying symbolic flowers and animals,
354
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,173
playing indigenous music
and words of peace."
355
00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:06,377
What's-- What's sparkly eyes technique?
356
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:07,885
All right, you ready?
357
00:20:07,953 --> 00:20:08,942
Okay.
358
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,921
- You got it?
- Okay.
359
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:21,125
- You see it? You got it?
- I think I got it.
360
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,394
Yeah. Okay.
361
00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:27,795
As Lyn drove on,
I wondered what the hell I was doing.
362
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:29,272
I wanted to go back.
363
00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:31,104
This wasn't me. This was crazy.
364
00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:33,235
And so was Lyn.
365
00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:35,075
But by then it was too late.
366
00:20:35,147 --> 00:20:36,910
We'd already crossed the border.
367
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,486
What, does that direct your powers?
368
00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:45,546
What?
369
00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:48,616
The cone. Does it direct
your psychic powers or something?
370
00:20:48,694 --> 00:20:49,786
No.
371
00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:54,795
It cooks supper.
372
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,664
That's solar.
373
00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,568
Utilizing the power of the universe.
374
00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,936
No pollution, totally renewable.
375
00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:03,998
That's New Earth Army technology.
376
00:21:10,082 --> 00:21:12,744
Pretty mind-blowing, isn't it?
377
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:14,506
First time I saw that,
378
00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:17,346
I was like "what the fuck?"
379
00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:19,983
Yeah, but it...
380
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,526
What?
381
00:21:21,594 --> 00:21:24,995
Well, it's just hard to believe
the Pentagon paid for this.
382
00:21:25,064 --> 00:21:28,864
There's nothing in here
actually about fighting.
383
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:32,131
The New Earth Army
was tasked with preventing conflict.
384
00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:34,502
We're a force of peace, not war.
385
00:21:34,573 --> 00:21:36,173
Bill understood
if you wanna change the world,
386
00:21:36,242 --> 00:21:39,170
you're gonna start by changing the armies.
387
00:21:39,244 --> 00:21:42,042
He was the guy that started
the research into non-lethals.
388
00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:43,775
Non-lethals?
389
00:21:43,849 --> 00:21:45,544
Check this out.
390
00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,680
- The Predator.
- The Predator?
391
00:21:50,756 --> 00:21:52,451
Lyn, that's just a plastic--
392
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,219
See? You're mine now.
393
00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:57,922
The Predator is 100% biodegradable,
it's friendly to the earth,
394
00:21:57,997 --> 00:22:00,022
- and it can hurt you in a hundred ways.
- Fuck!
395
00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:04,195
It has warrior capacities,
and it looks a little bit funny.
396
00:22:04,269 --> 00:22:05,861
Jesus! Stop it!
397
00:22:05,938 --> 00:22:07,929
- I bought it online.
- Fuck.
398
00:22:08,007 --> 00:22:10,100
Funny thing is you could see this
laying around on the ground.
399
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,473
You would never know it had such lethality.
400
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:15,245
Eyeballs.
401
00:22:19,918 --> 00:22:21,681
God damn it!
402
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,749
Well, I guess it's officially night now.
403
00:22:30,396 --> 00:22:31,795
Piece of shit.
404
00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:54,479
I've got Crohn's.
405
00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:56,487
The steroids help.
406
00:22:59,324 --> 00:23:03,420
Sometimes there's a need, Bob.
407
00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:05,793
Sometimes people
are calling out for something.
408
00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:07,889
They don't know it themselves.
409
00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:14,301
And then a man like Bill
appears out of nowhere...
410
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,865
because he heard the call.
411
00:23:22,347 --> 00:23:26,545
We are a hollow army, gentlemen.
412
00:23:26,618 --> 00:23:29,451
Vietnam has crushed our soul.
413
00:23:29,521 --> 00:23:32,422
We have to dream a new America,
414
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:36,427
an America that no longer has
an exploitative view of natural resources,
415
00:23:36,495 --> 00:23:40,423
no longer promotes consumption at all cost.
416
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,092
But to achieve this dream,
417
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:49,436
we must become the first Superpower
to develop super powers.
418
00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:52,136
We must create warrior Monks--
419
00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:56,648
men and women
who can fall in love with everyone,
420
00:23:56,715 --> 00:24:00,173
sense plant auras, pass through walls,
421
00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:04,790
stop saying mindless clich�s,
and see into the future.
422
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:09,694
I want you to join me in this vision.
423
00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:13,892
Be all you can be.
424
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:15,797
Among Bill's audience that day
425
00:24:15,868 --> 00:24:18,530
was a brigadier general
from the Defense Intelligence Agency,
426
00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:20,071
Dean Hopgood.
427
00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:22,369
For some time,
the General had been concerned
428
00:24:22,441 --> 00:24:24,500
with Soviet research into psychic powers.
429
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,602
According to some stories,
the Soviets had designed
430
00:24:27,656 --> 00:24:29,912
"psychotronic generators",
431
00:24:29,982 --> 00:24:33,611
machines capable of bombarding the
President with negative energy.
432
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:36,745
They were also conducting
sadistic experiments to see
433
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:38,882
whether animals had psychic powers.
434
00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:42,859
Could they, for instance, telepathically
detect that their babies were distressed?
435
00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:46,295
Sick bastards.
436
00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:48,833
But why did the Soviets
begin this type of research?
437
00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:52,769
Well, sir, it looks like they found out
about our attempt
438
00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:56,137
to telepathically communicate
with one of our nuclear subs, the Nautilus,
439
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:57,971
while it was under the polar cap.
440
00:24:58,043 --> 00:25:00,068
- What attempt?
- There was no attempt.
441
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:02,477
Seems the story was a French hoax.
442
00:25:02,548 --> 00:25:03,845
But the Russians think
443
00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:07,875
the story about the story being a French hoax
is just a story, sir.
444
00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:09,580
So they've started doing psi research
445
00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:11,486
because they thought
we were doing psi research
446
00:25:11,557 --> 00:25:12,922
when we weren't doing psi research?
447
00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,982
Yes, sir. But now that they are
doing psi research,
448
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:18,154
we're gonna have to do psi research, sir.
449
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:21,859
We can't afford to have the Russians
leading the field in the paranormal.
450
00:25:23,034 --> 00:25:25,407
2 weeks later, the Army
adopted the slogan
451
00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:27,167
"Be All You Can Be"
452
00:25:27,239 --> 00:25:31,643
and appointed Bill Commander
of the first New Earth Army Battalion.
453
00:25:46,124 --> 00:25:47,216
Lyn?
454
00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:52,422
Lyn?
455
00:25:58,537 --> 00:25:59,663
Lyn!
456
00:25:59,938 --> 00:26:02,263
Lyn!
457
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:03,330
What?
458
00:26:09,581 --> 00:26:11,708
Nothing. I...
459
00:26:11,783 --> 00:26:13,045
What are you doing?
460
00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:15,018
Salute to the Sun.
461
00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:18,685
All right. We're Oscar Mike.
462
00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:21,056
That's "On the move," soldier.
463
00:26:21,126 --> 00:26:22,821
Right.
464
00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:43,408
What are you doing?
465
00:26:43,482 --> 00:26:45,916
Cloud bursting. Keeps me in shape.
466
00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:47,975
Really? Which one?
467
00:26:48,053 --> 00:26:49,577
That one.
468
00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:51,020
This one?
469
00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:52,681
No. That one. The big one.
470
00:26:54,893 --> 00:26:56,861
Isn't that one too far away?
471
00:26:56,929 --> 00:26:58,226
They're all far away.
472
00:27:06,772 --> 00:27:08,364
And it's gone.
473
00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:17,011
Fuck.
474
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:24,579
Jesus, you had, like,
the whole desert to drive in, Lyn.
475
00:27:24,656 --> 00:27:26,590
I'm sorry about that, Bob.
476
00:27:26,658 --> 00:27:29,388
Must have gotten a little bilocational there.
477
00:27:29,461 --> 00:27:32,294
I wouldn't worry about it, though.
Somebody will come along soon.
478
00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:39,329
Heads.
479
00:27:39,404 --> 00:27:40,496
Right.
480
00:27:42,841 --> 00:27:43,933
Heads.
481
00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:45,306
Right.
482
00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:48,539
What's your record at this?
483
00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:50,547
264.
484
00:27:50,615 --> 00:27:51,707
Tails.
485
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:54,445
Right.
486
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:56,009
Well, that's pr--
487
00:27:59,791 --> 00:28:01,850
Thank you, Jesus, sweet Jesus.
488
00:28:01,927 --> 00:28:05,090
Please, please, please.
Can you help us?
489
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:08,758
Can you help? Can you help?
We drove into a rock.
490
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:13,203
And I wondered if you could take us
to some, like, a town or someplace.
491
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,167
Can we get in?
492
00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:17,674
Thank you. He says "Futter".
493
00:28:17,743 --> 00:28:20,041
"F-Futter", he says, so we can get in.
494
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,044
Come on.
495
00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:26,915
Thank you. Thank you.
496
00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:29,387
For-- for picking us up.
497
00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:31,422
No cars came by.
498
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,981
How-- How far is--
499
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:40,387
Lyn?
500
00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:42,642
Is this...
501
00:28:43,103 --> 00:28:44,302
Yeah.
502
00:28:49,274 --> 00:28:50,468
We're gonna die.
503
00:28:52,878 --> 00:28:54,937
I'm gonna be killed by Al Qaeda.
504
00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,210
I don't think they're Al Qaeda.
505
00:29:00,285 --> 00:29:02,344
What the hell do you know?
506
00:29:02,421 --> 00:29:03,854
You don't know.
507
00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:06,049
You don't know.
You don't know anything.
508
00:29:06,124 --> 00:29:08,251
This is all your fault.
509
00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:14,765
Bob, there's something I have to tell you.
510
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,394
When I said that I was retired from the unit,
that was a lie.
511
00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,937
I'm on a mission.
512
00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:21,495
Dewitts is just my cover.
513
00:29:21,573 --> 00:29:23,200
I've been reactivated.
514
00:29:23,275 --> 00:29:26,176
I couldn't tell you because it's a Black Op,
515
00:29:26,244 --> 00:29:29,475
but I think you have a role to play.
I think that's why you're here.
516
00:29:29,548 --> 00:29:32,779
You're an idiot.
517
00:29:32,851 --> 00:29:34,819
You know why I'm here?
518
00:29:34,886 --> 00:29:37,150
I just wanted to get into Iraq
519
00:29:37,222 --> 00:29:41,258
so I could prove to my wife
that I wasn't a...
520
00:29:43,128 --> 00:29:44,857
And now I'm gonna die.
521
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,809
I'm gonna die, and she's right.
I'm such a...
522
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,059
fucking...
523
00:29:50,135 --> 00:29:52,833
Bob, have you ever heard
of optimum trajectory?
524
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:54,895
What?
525
00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:57,998
Optimum trajectory.
526
00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:03,711
Your life is like a river.
527
00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:05,646
If you're aiming for a goal
that isn't your destiny,
528
00:30:05,718 --> 00:30:07,848
you're always gonna be swimming
against the current.
529
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:11,514
Young Gandhi wants to be a stock-car driver.
It's not gonna happen.
530
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:13,785
Little Anne Frank wants
to be a high school teacher.
531
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:15,759
Tough titty, Anne. It's not your destiny.
532
00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:20,230
But you will go on to move
the hearts and minds of millions.
533
00:30:20,298 --> 00:30:22,405
Find out what your destiny is,
534
00:30:22,808 --> 00:30:24,565
and the river will carry you.
535
00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:29,503
Now, sometimes events in life
536
00:30:29,807 --> 00:30:31,633
give an individual clues
537
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:33,007
as to where their destiny lies.
538
00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:35,979
Like those little doodles
you just happened to draw?
539
00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:44,609
It's the Ajna chakra, the 3rd eye,
540
00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:46,919
the symbol of the Jedi.
541
00:30:47,292 --> 00:30:49,187
When I saw that you were drawing it,
542
00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:53,723
Well, the universe gives you clues like that,
you don't ignore it.
543
00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:59,336
You were meant to be here with me, Bob.
544
00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,430
It's the Jedi in you that senses it.
545
00:31:03,441 --> 00:31:06,274
Now, I don't think that these guys
are FRLs or Mehdi Army.
546
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:08,141
I think we're talking
standard criminals here,
547
00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:10,245
Which means they're gonna
try and sell us to another group.
548
00:31:10,415 --> 00:31:11,680
We can't let that happen.
549
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:15,073
- How are we gonna stop them?
- There's 3 of them, and they've got guns.
550
00:31:15,153 --> 00:31:17,053
We're Jedi, Bob.
551
00:31:17,122 --> 00:31:19,386
We don't fight with guns.
We fight with our mind.
552
00:31:19,457 --> 00:31:20,685
What do you mean?
553
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:25,196
Okay, let's say that we have no choice
but to fight these guys.
554
00:31:25,263 --> 00:31:27,688
We're gonna use visual aesthetics to instill
555
00:31:27,765 --> 00:31:32,166
psychically in the enemy
the disincentive to attack.
556
00:31:34,306 --> 00:31:35,603
What do you mean?
557
00:31:35,674 --> 00:31:39,075
Okay, you pick one of them out.
You lock eyes with him.
558
00:31:39,144 --> 00:31:42,636
Then you go into this monotone,
where you would go "Mmm...
559
00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:46,775
no. I'm not going to attack you."
560
00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:49,877
You relax your body and your voice.
561
00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:54,357
And you just rip out one of his eyes,
562
00:31:54,426 --> 00:31:58,157
or you get a pen and stab him in the neck
and create this fountain of blood.
563
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:01,222
I mean a real fountain.
Get it squirting all over his buddies.
564
00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:04,666
That is a psychic disincentive right there.
565
00:32:06,004 --> 00:32:07,596
We haven't got a pen.
566
00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:11,301
You're missing the point.
567
00:32:11,376 --> 00:32:13,606
Come on. Here. Come here.
568
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,407
Let me show you something.
569
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,469
All right.
570
00:32:16,548 --> 00:32:17,674
Choke me.
571
00:32:17,749 --> 00:32:18,875
I don't want to, Lyn.
572
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,611
Choke me. What am I gonna do?
573
00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:22,312
I don't know.
There's too many sharp edges.
574
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:24,150
It's okay. You can attack me.
575
00:32:24,222 --> 00:32:26,315
What's with the quotation fingers?
576
00:32:26,391 --> 00:32:29,155
That's like saying I'm only capable
of ironic attacking or--
577
00:32:29,227 --> 00:32:30,387
Choke me.
578
00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:34,292
If I choose to choke you,
what are you gonna do?
579
00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:36,800
I'm gonna interrupt your thought pattern.
580
00:32:51,549 --> 00:32:53,058
See? I barely moved.
581
00:32:54,586 --> 00:32:56,417
Physics-wise, not much going on here.
582
00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:58,422
It's the psychic energy that's important.
You okay?
583
00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:00,185
- Sharp edges.
- Yeah.
584
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:03,151
You felt fear, though, in the beginning?
585
00:33:03,228 --> 00:33:04,286
Yes.
586
00:33:04,362 --> 00:33:07,331
Would you say that that level of fear
was abnormal?
587
00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:09,993
I don't know.
I was pretty terrified anyway,
588
00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:13,902
but the fear I felt on the run-up
to the choking was, you know, unusual.
589
00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,372
You know why? Because it wasn't you.
590
00:33:16,441 --> 00:33:17,601
It was me.
591
00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:19,507
I was inside your head,
592
00:33:19,577 --> 00:33:21,306
fighting with the mind.
593
00:33:21,379 --> 00:33:22,940
Now, you must always, always--
594
00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:24,304
Okay, ya'allah, we go.
595
00:33:24,414 --> 00:33:25,614
Ya'allah.
596
00:33:36,594 --> 00:33:39,154
I'm sorry I freaked out back there, Lyn.
597
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,323
You learned a lesson.
598
00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:44,368
Whatever you fear most
has no power over you.
599
00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:46,927
It's the fear that has the power.
600
00:33:47,005 --> 00:33:48,097
Bill?
601
00:33:48,173 --> 00:33:49,231
Oprah.
602
00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:54,669
You really don't work for Dewitts?
603
00:33:54,746 --> 00:33:56,373
Just my cover.
604
00:33:56,448 --> 00:33:59,884
Gus Lacey said you ran a dance studio.
That was just a cover, too, right?
605
00:33:59,951 --> 00:34:03,250
No. I do run a dance studio.
606
00:34:03,321 --> 00:34:04,618
I love dance.
607
00:34:06,157 --> 00:34:08,250
And you're out here on a mission, right?
608
00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:12,195
In time, Bob.
609
00:34:12,263 --> 00:34:16,723
Did you mean what you said back there
when you said I had some Jedi in me?
610
00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:20,532
We learn to recognize our own kind.
611
00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,436
Haven't you always felt
like you were different?
612
00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:24,975
- Yes. Yes, I have.
- That's the way it is for us.
613
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:28,012
We were the ones that didn't fit in
when we were kids.
614
00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:30,411
Have you always had powers?
615
00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:31,813
Kind of.
616
00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:33,851
Foxtrot 117 has launched. Tracking now.
617
00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:36,386
Security code 180667.
618
00:34:36,454 --> 00:34:37,546
What happened?
619
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:43,586
Did you crash those computers?
620
00:34:46,297 --> 00:34:47,389
Yes, sir.
621
00:34:50,502 --> 00:34:52,197
Far fucking out.
622
00:34:53,671 --> 00:34:56,799
How would you feel about a transfer, son?
623
00:34:56,875 --> 00:35:00,242
I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django!
624
00:35:00,411 --> 00:35:02,707
If you pass this course,
625
00:35:03,011 --> 00:35:06,147
you will be a psychic weapon,
626
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:08,107
an angel of death,
627
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,847
our enemies' worst nightmare.
628
00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:15,256
Until that time, you are nothing.
629
00:35:15,326 --> 00:35:17,886
Less than nothing.
630
00:35:17,962 --> 00:35:19,930
Do you understand?
631
00:35:19,998 --> 00:35:22,831
Sir, yes, sir!
632
00:35:27,938 --> 00:35:30,032
I'm just kidding about this shit.
633
00:35:31,608 --> 00:35:32,701
Okay,
634
00:35:33,608 --> 00:35:35,471
what shall we do now?
635
00:35:36,047 --> 00:35:37,537
Hey.
636
00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:39,674
Let's dance.
637
00:35:39,751 --> 00:35:41,878
Okay.
638
00:35:41,953 --> 00:35:44,251
Give it everything you've got.
639
00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:46,313
That's it.
640
00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:50,758
What's your first name, Cassady?
641
00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:52,524
Lyn, sir.
642
00:35:52,597 --> 00:35:56,761
You've got to free your feet
before you can free your mind, Lyn.
643
00:35:56,835 --> 00:35:59,668
Not really much of a dancer, sir.
644
00:35:59,737 --> 00:36:02,205
Now, that's not true, is it?
645
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:04,400
You can dance.
646
00:36:04,476 --> 00:36:06,774
It's just someone told you not to.
647
00:36:06,845 --> 00:36:09,074
* ...goodness' sake
648
00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:12,241
* I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes
649
00:36:12,317 --> 00:36:13,306
* Yeah, yeah
650
00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:15,318
Stop acting so fucking queer!
651
00:36:19,123 --> 00:36:21,506
Well, I'm your commanding officer,
652
00:36:21,553 --> 00:36:24,626
and I'm ordering you to let the dance out!
653
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:29,288
Come on, dance, God damn it!
654
00:36:30,435 --> 00:36:31,902
Let it go!
655
00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:35,736
Let it go!
656
00:36:36,307 --> 00:36:37,741
That's it.
657
00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:40,676
Welcome to the heroes' journey, Lyn.
658
00:36:40,745 --> 00:36:42,100
Okay, everyone, remember,
659
00:36:42,155 --> 00:36:45,580
we officially do not exist as a unit.
660
00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:49,484
And remember,
no solid food this first week.
661
00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:51,749
* Looked all over the world
662
00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:54,485
* And there's every type of girl
663
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:55,890
* But your empty eyes seem--
664
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:00,320
Primal scream, Belgian waffle,
ginseng, and amphetamines.
665
00:37:00,999 --> 00:37:05,129
Not to be abused, but very fucking handy.
666
00:37:05,203 --> 00:37:09,196
Sense the opening.
Feel these bends now. Feel it.
667
00:37:09,274 --> 00:37:11,037
Feel it. Yeah.
668
00:37:12,911 --> 00:37:14,970
Fuck it. Fuck it.
669
00:37:16,581 --> 00:37:17,639
Think cold.
670
00:37:17,715 --> 00:37:18,875
Think real cold!
671
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,281
Bravo Zulu, kid!
672
00:37:20,351 --> 00:37:24,219
Mother Earth, my life-support system,
as a soldier,
673
00:37:24,289 --> 00:37:28,749
I must drink your blue water,
live inside your red clay,
674
00:37:28,826 --> 00:37:30,885
and eat your green skin.
675
00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:34,659
Carry my body through space and time.
676
00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:39,066
You are my connection to the universe
and all that comes after.
677
00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:42,265
I am yours, and you are mine.
678
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:45,309
I salute you.
679
00:37:52,383 --> 00:37:54,317
After years of feeling like an oddball,
680
00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:57,445
Lyn had finally found a home.
681
00:37:57,522 --> 00:38:01,083
At last he was with men
who prided themselves on being different.
682
00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:04,519
The left shoulder, that's it.
683
00:38:04,596 --> 00:38:07,030
These were the golden days for Lyn.
684
00:38:07,098 --> 00:38:10,226
There was something so noble
and pure in Bill's vision
685
00:38:10,301 --> 00:38:14,067
that the Jedis felt inspired
to be more than soldiers.
686
00:38:14,138 --> 00:38:17,039
In a world torn apart by greed and hate,
687
00:38:17,108 --> 00:38:20,600
they would be a force for good, for peace.
688
00:38:20,678 --> 00:38:25,012
For the first time in his life,
Lyn felt truly happy.
689
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:28,075
Then, into the garden, a serpent did come.
690
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:30,910
Let me finish. Let me finish.
691
00:38:30,989 --> 00:38:34,356
Larry Hooper was a failed
Sci-Fi writer from Colorado,
692
00:38:34,425 --> 00:38:38,828
recruited to the Jedis after General Hopgood
met him at a spoon-bending party.
693
00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:44,198
- Jesus.
- Unbelievable.
694
00:38:44,268 --> 00:38:46,395
- In fact, Jesus.
- How did he do that?
695
00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:47,768
You did this?
696
00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:50,970
You son of a--
697
00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,771
Right from the start,
698
00:38:52,844 --> 00:38:56,610
he made himself unpopular
with the rest of the unit.
699
00:38:56,681 --> 00:38:58,615
- Congratulations, Scotty.
- Thank you.
700
00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:00,810
I'm sorry it doesn't work out
between you two.
701
00:39:00,885 --> 00:39:02,750
- What did he say?
- I don't know.
702
00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:06,381
Larry made it quite clear
that he despised most of the other Jedis.
703
00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:09,085
Hey, man, how would you like it
if somebody did that to you?
704
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,958
But Lyn-- Lyn was different.
705
00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:13,156
Fuck off.
706
00:39:13,231 --> 00:39:15,859
He really hated him.
707
00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:20,029
K-9, Scotty?
708
00:39:22,407 --> 00:39:24,204
It's--
709
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:27,443
It's something cylindrical?
710
00:39:27,512 --> 00:39:28,479
It's a pencil?
711
00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:31,242
Okay. Larry?
712
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:40,218
This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud.
713
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:43,055
I'm looking into the cupboard now,
714
00:39:43,127 --> 00:39:46,858
and I see--
715
00:39:46,931 --> 00:39:49,024
I see...
716
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,068
a tin mug.
717
00:39:52,437 --> 00:39:54,462
Lyn?
718
00:40:03,481 --> 00:40:05,210
It's a man sitting in a chair.
719
00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:29,464
No, wait a minute.
You said A, not K. He said A.
720
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:30,768
Bravo Zulu, Lyn.
721
00:40:30,842 --> 00:40:31,934
Outstanding.
722
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,681
After a year's training,
Lyn was given his first tasking.
723
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,878
A senior NATO general
had been kidnapped
724
00:40:41,953 --> 00:40:43,750
by Red Brigade members in Italy.
725
00:40:43,821 --> 00:40:46,654
Bill was unofficially asked
if his unit would be able
726
00:40:46,724 --> 00:40:48,919
to help find him before it was too late.
727
00:40:51,429 --> 00:40:53,659
North of Verona.
728
00:40:53,731 --> 00:40:57,497
In a small town near a lake.
729
00:40:57,568 --> 00:41:00,298
I can see a cinema.
730
00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:04,000
Across the street from the cinema,
there's a shop.
731
00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:07,806
No, it's-- it's a cafe.
732
00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:09,904
He's in the apartment above the cafe.
733
00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:15,016
The name of the town is--
734
00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:17,816
It's something sweet. It's...
735
00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:20,585
Dolce.
736
00:41:20,658 --> 00:41:21,989
The name of the town is Dolce.
737
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:27,258
Bill had never encountered anyone
with such psychic capabilities.
738
00:41:27,331 --> 00:41:29,925
And from that moment on,
Lyn's reputation soared.
739
00:41:30,001 --> 00:41:34,267
Rank, medals--
these things mean little to the Jedi.
740
00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:39,066
But growth in spirit, in wisdom,
in psychic power,
741
00:41:39,143 --> 00:41:41,571
these are things that earn our respect.
742
00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:46,606
Native Americans believed
that when one received the eagle feather,
743
00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:48,652
it was the mark of love,
744
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,506
of gratitude...
745
00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,756
and ultimate respect.
746
00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:57,291
Only true human beings
may carry the eagle feather.
747
00:41:59,597 --> 00:42:00,859
Way to go, Lyn.
748
00:42:00,932 --> 00:42:03,696
- Good job.
- That's great, man.
749
00:42:03,768 --> 00:42:06,362
You earned it.
750
00:42:06,437 --> 00:42:08,496
The word soon got out
in the intelligence community
751
00:42:08,573 --> 00:42:10,370
that there was a sergeant at Fort Bragg
752
00:42:10,441 --> 00:42:12,568
who could find
whatever you needed found.
753
00:42:12,643 --> 00:42:15,271
It was as if Lyn could fly
anywhere in the world
754
00:42:15,346 --> 00:42:16,904
without leaving his room.
755
00:42:16,981 --> 00:42:21,042
As Bill said, the force truly
was strong with this one.
756
00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:22,915
* I closed my eyes
757
00:42:22,987 --> 00:42:28,186
* And I slipped away
758
00:42:40,872 --> 00:42:43,204
* It's more than a feeling
759
00:42:43,274 --> 00:42:44,901
* More than a feeling
760
00:42:44,976 --> 00:42:48,503
* When I hear that old song
they used to play
761
00:42:58,155 --> 00:43:00,020
Lyn?
762
00:43:00,091 --> 00:43:02,457
Don't worry, Bob.
We're not gonna get in that truck.
763
00:43:06,797 --> 00:43:08,231
You don't want us.
764
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,063
You don't want us!
765
00:43:16,974 --> 00:43:19,340
Put your weapon away.
766
00:43:21,178 --> 00:43:22,839
Put your weapon away!
767
00:43:22,914 --> 00:43:24,905
Bob, don't move.
768
00:43:24,982 --> 00:43:27,007
Put your weapon away. Bob, don't move.
769
00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,210
Bob, stay put.
770
00:43:28,286 --> 00:43:29,878
Bob, stop!
771
00:43:56,247 --> 00:43:59,273
Now, at the time, I thought
Lyn was having some kind of fit here.
772
00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,477
Later I discovered
what he was actually doing
773
00:44:01,552 --> 00:44:03,645
was performing the Echmeyer technique.
774
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:08,021
Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet
with 63 confirmed kills.
775
00:44:08,092 --> 00:44:09,753
He remains the only non-Korean
776
00:44:09,827 --> 00:44:12,660
to achieve the rank
of Master in Kwa Ra Do.
777
00:44:12,830 --> 00:44:15,707
It's been said he could have
a tug of war with a dozen men
778
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,467
and not move an inch.
779
00:44:17,635 --> 00:44:20,296
He was also able to lift
bags of sand on hooks
780
00:44:20,471 --> 00:44:22,371
hung through his scrotum.
781
00:44:24,976 --> 00:44:27,444
He was one of the Jedi teachers
at Fort Bragg.
782
00:44:27,511 --> 00:44:31,538
Sir, what is the practical application
of this?
783
00:44:31,615 --> 00:44:33,810
Ben caused quite a stir by advocating
784
00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:36,751
his controversial shock and awe
knife attack method.
785
00:44:36,821 --> 00:44:40,814
The approach was hailed
by some knife aficionados as revolutionary,
786
00:44:40,891 --> 00:44:42,290
but criticized by others who believed
787
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,260
that the leaping and spinning
788
00:44:44,328 --> 00:44:46,819
might lead you
to accidentally stab yourself.
789
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,164
Lyn Cassady, however,
became a firm convert to the style.
790
00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:54,901
Of course, Lyn didn't actually
791
00:44:54,950 --> 00:44:57,173
have a knife with him
at this particular time,
792
00:44:57,342 --> 00:45:01,007
so I still think that what he did
was kind of reckless.
793
00:45:09,954 --> 00:45:11,353
You idiot.
794
00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:14,449
Shit, shit.
795
00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:15,719
They're not coming.
796
00:45:15,793 --> 00:45:17,260
We're okay. We're okay.
They're not coming.
797
00:45:17,328 --> 00:45:18,552
We're gonna be all right.
798
00:45:21,732 --> 00:45:23,029
Shit.
799
00:45:28,672 --> 00:45:30,162
There he is.
800
00:45:30,241 --> 00:45:31,173
Sir!
801
00:45:31,242 --> 00:45:33,767
It's okay. We're Americans.
802
00:45:33,844 --> 00:45:35,106
We're here to help you!
803
00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:36,908
Sir!
804
00:45:38,249 --> 00:45:39,546
Sir, we--
805
00:45:39,817 --> 00:45:40,845
Crap.
806
00:45:40,918 --> 00:45:42,613
What happened? What happened?
807
00:45:42,686 --> 00:45:44,085
I think I just ran him over.
808
00:45:44,155 --> 00:45:45,315
Sir?
809
00:45:45,389 --> 00:45:46,481
Sir!
810
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:48,592
Are you all right, sir?
811
00:45:48,659 --> 00:45:49,990
Bob, give me a hand.
812
00:45:50,061 --> 00:45:52,461
Come on. Help him up.
Get him up here.
813
00:45:52,530 --> 00:45:54,760
Pick him up. Pick him up.
814
00:45:55,132 --> 00:45:56,199
Shit!
815
00:45:56,266 --> 00:45:57,458
Shit, who is that?
816
00:46:05,509 --> 00:46:06,874
Don't move!
817
00:46:09,447 --> 00:46:11,711
Let's see your hands! Now!
818
00:46:22,059 --> 00:46:26,189
Todd Nixon, Army Small Business Officer.
819
00:46:26,263 --> 00:46:27,821
Mahmud Daash.
820
00:46:27,898 --> 00:46:30,063
Ask me what business I'm in, Muhammad.
821
00:46:30,434 --> 00:46:31,725
Mahmud.
822
00:46:31,902 --> 00:46:33,699
What business are you in, sir?
823
00:46:33,771 --> 00:46:36,302
Right now,
I'm in the quality of life business.
824
00:46:37,575 --> 00:46:40,850
We've got over 25 million Iraqis out here
that wanna be independent,
825
00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:42,904
wanna make something of themselves.
826
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:45,610
But more than anything else,
they wanna buy stuff.
827
00:46:45,683 --> 00:46:48,151
Cell phones, digital cameras,
leisure suits, you name it.
828
00:46:48,219 --> 00:46:51,052
If it sells in Boston,
we can damn well sell it in Baghdad.
829
00:46:51,122 --> 00:46:52,050
Am I right, Muhammad?
830
00:46:52,123 --> 00:46:53,101
He knows what I'm talking about.
831
00:46:53,157 --> 00:46:56,185
We've got Halliburton, Parsons,
Perini just in their primes.
832
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:58,657
We're gonna have McDonald's.
We're gonna have Starbucks.
833
00:46:58,729 --> 00:47:00,253
No corporate tax.
834
00:47:00,331 --> 00:47:02,060
It's gonna be a gold rush.
835
00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:04,328
And by the way, fuck the French.
836
00:47:04,401 --> 00:47:05,459
Did you hear that shit?
837
00:47:05,536 --> 00:47:07,936
Chirac wants to bring French contractors in?
838
00:47:08,005 --> 00:47:09,063
Hey, Phil?
839
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,937
What's the most common French expression?
840
00:47:11,008 --> 00:47:12,305
I give up.
841
00:47:13,677 --> 00:47:15,144
That's fucking funny.
842
00:47:15,212 --> 00:47:17,373
Year Zero, boys. Year Zero.
843
00:47:18,382 --> 00:47:21,146
Okay, we are in Indian country now.
844
00:47:21,218 --> 00:47:22,617
Check your 6.
845
00:47:25,556 --> 00:47:28,184
We've got a line of cars
at the gas station here.
846
00:47:28,259 --> 00:47:29,487
You guys wanna wait?
847
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,892
Negative. We're too exposed.
848
00:47:31,962 --> 00:47:34,192
We're taking the station.
Go in fangs out.
849
00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:56,950
Secure the perimeter.
850
00:48:07,831 --> 00:48:09,423
Give her the go-juice, Eddy.
851
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,489
I filled her up last time.
852
00:48:10,568 --> 00:48:11,660
That's bullshit.
853
00:48:11,735 --> 00:48:14,898
He did fill her up last time, Gary.
854
00:48:14,972 --> 00:48:17,270
With all due respect, sir, bull-fucking-shit.
I tanked her last time.
855
00:48:17,341 --> 00:48:18,933
- Bullshit!
- Every time.
856
00:48:19,009 --> 00:48:20,306
Can we figure out
some sort of fucking system--
857
00:48:22,146 --> 00:48:23,875
Contact! Contact! Where is contact?
858
00:48:25,049 --> 00:48:26,744
Where's the shooter?
859
00:48:29,453 --> 00:48:31,717
In what became known
as the Battle of Ramadi,
860
00:48:31,789 --> 00:48:34,485
12 people were injured, mostly locals.
861
00:48:34,558 --> 00:48:36,753
Both security companies
claimed that they had been
862
00:48:36,827 --> 00:48:39,057
fired upon first by Iraqis.
863
00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:42,929
Of course, it was later revealed
that they had actually fired upon each other.
864
00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:48,733
My house is not far.
865
00:48:48,906 --> 00:48:50,233
We could walk from here.
866
00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:53,133
- Sounds good, Muhammad.
- Mahmud!
867
00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:54,234
Open it up! Let's go!
868
00:48:54,311 --> 00:48:56,042
As we ran for cover, I thought,
869
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:57,681
"This was what I had wanted."
870
00:48:57,748 --> 00:49:00,842
I was on a mission, even if I didn't know
what kind of mission it was.
871
00:49:00,918 --> 00:49:03,478
But I could hear
the little man inside me again.
872
00:49:03,554 --> 00:49:06,022
He was screaming like a little girl.
873
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:11,790
Krom 1, Krom 1, this is Freedom Frontier.
874
00:49:11,862 --> 00:49:12,829
We are under attack.
875
00:49:12,896 --> 00:49:14,591
This is fucking FUBAR.
876
00:49:21,538 --> 00:49:22,869
Hold your fire!
877
00:49:51,535 --> 00:49:53,628
Mahmud led us to his home,
878
00:49:53,704 --> 00:49:56,571
which, as it turned out,
had been robbed in his absence
879
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,170
and also accidentally shot up
in a fire fight.
880
00:50:01,345 --> 00:50:04,246
Neighbors told him that his wife had left.
881
00:50:04,315 --> 00:50:06,010
They weren't sure where she had gone.
882
00:50:18,329 --> 00:50:20,593
I'm very sorry for running you over, sir.
883
00:50:23,133 --> 00:50:24,327
It was an accident.
884
00:50:25,501 --> 00:50:29,270
And I apologize
for the security detachment.
885
00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:32,867
I don't want you to think
that all Americans are like that.
886
00:50:34,243 --> 00:50:38,074
I apologize for the kidnappers.
887
00:50:39,048 --> 00:50:40,811
Not your fault, sir.
888
00:50:41,885 --> 00:50:44,887
I mean, we have kidnappers in America,
889
00:50:45,856 --> 00:50:48,450
and there's always bad apples.
890
00:51:21,492 --> 00:51:22,754
Lyn?
891
00:51:22,826 --> 00:51:24,225
Are you awake?
892
00:51:27,564 --> 00:51:30,931
Just thinking about Mahmud.
893
00:51:32,903 --> 00:51:35,770
People just trying to do something
with their lives,
894
00:51:35,839 --> 00:51:39,935
something lasting and good,
895
00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:43,446
but there's always somebody
that wants to smash it up.
896
00:51:43,514 --> 00:51:46,449
What Lyn was really thinking about
was Larry Hooper
897
00:51:46,517 --> 00:51:50,214
and the part that he had played
in the destruction of the New Earth Army.
898
00:51:50,287 --> 00:51:53,051
But in fairness,
the Jedis' own eccentricities
899
00:51:53,123 --> 00:51:55,785
hadn't exactly won them many allies.
900
00:51:55,859 --> 00:51:58,123
For example, there was Tim Kootz,
901
00:51:58,195 --> 00:51:59,787
who, on being asked to ascertain
902
00:51:59,863 --> 00:52:01,854
the whereabouts
of General Manuel Noriega,
903
00:52:01,932 --> 00:52:02,921
had replied...
904
00:52:05,669 --> 00:52:07,227
Ask Angela Lansbury.
905
00:52:07,304 --> 00:52:09,829
Say again, Tim?
906
00:52:09,907 --> 00:52:11,602
Ask Angela Lansbury.
907
00:52:15,579 --> 00:52:18,013
Excellent, Tim. Excellent.
908
00:52:29,293 --> 00:52:31,193
We asked Angela Lansbury.
909
00:52:31,261 --> 00:52:32,558
And?
910
00:52:32,629 --> 00:52:36,121
She said she didn't know
where General Noriega was.
911
00:52:44,074 --> 00:52:47,601
Or there was the time
Major General Gilling was visiting the base
912
00:52:47,678 --> 00:52:50,146
and saw Jedi trainee Clifford Hickox
913
00:52:50,214 --> 00:52:54,150
practicing the ancient
Sun Dance of the Sioux Nation.
914
00:52:54,218 --> 00:52:56,277
The Jedis survived such minor scandals,
915
00:52:56,353 --> 00:52:58,685
protected, it was rumored,
by President Reagan,
916
00:52:58,755 --> 00:53:00,500
who was a fan of both the Star wars films
917
00:53:00,551 --> 00:53:02,459
and the paranormal himself.
918
00:53:03,127 --> 00:53:05,322
But then, one summer,
919
00:53:05,395 --> 00:53:07,930
a young, likeable Lieutenant
named Norman Pendleton
920
00:53:07,998 --> 00:53:09,990
was recruited to the New Earth Army.
921
00:53:12,169 --> 00:53:13,796
Desperate to compete with Lyn,
922
00:53:13,871 --> 00:53:15,239
Larry had been doing research
923
00:53:15,306 --> 00:53:19,433
into the infamous
CIA MK-ULTRA experiments
924
00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:22,612
which he believed could enhance
his own psychic powers.
925
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,539
All he needed was a lab rat
to try them out on,
926
00:53:25,616 --> 00:53:28,084
check if they were safe.
927
00:53:29,653 --> 00:53:31,587
It turned out they weren't.
928
00:53:58,348 --> 00:54:01,283
Left, left, right--
929
00:54:02,352 --> 00:54:04,718
Gun! Gun!
930
00:54:06,256 --> 00:54:07,417
Shit!
931
00:54:18,135 --> 00:54:19,124
Norm?
932
00:54:23,707 --> 00:54:28,144
Norm, give me the gun.
933
00:54:31,715 --> 00:54:34,377
Left, left, right, left.
934
00:54:34,451 --> 00:54:36,385
Norm's father, who it turned out
935
00:54:36,453 --> 00:54:39,149
was pretty high up in the Pentagon,
wanted blood.
936
00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:42,350
Although the Jedis
were pretty sure Larry was responsible,
937
00:54:42,426 --> 00:54:44,121
nothing could be proved,
938
00:54:44,194 --> 00:54:47,027
and when he was called to testify
at the disciplinary hearing,
939
00:54:47,097 --> 00:54:50,066
Larry made sure to smear Bill
with everything he could.
940
00:54:50,133 --> 00:54:52,294
Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds
941
00:54:52,369 --> 00:54:54,701
from the project's black budget
to procure prostitutes.
942
00:54:54,771 --> 00:54:55,703
That's a lie.
943
00:54:55,772 --> 00:54:57,899
And to get drugs for himself and his men.
944
00:54:57,975 --> 00:54:59,499
That--
945
00:54:59,576 --> 00:55:02,670
well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
946
00:55:05,282 --> 00:55:08,649
Brigadier General Hopgood resigned
and died some years later.
947
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,449
Bill received a dishonorable discharge.
948
00:55:20,364 --> 00:55:22,127
Continue the work, Lyn.
949
00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:27,128
The world needs the Jedis
now more than ever.
950
00:55:33,577 --> 00:55:34,744
After Bill left,
951
00:55:34,812 --> 00:55:38,374
Major Holtz of Special Forces
took command of the Jedis.
952
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,719
He didn't think much
of Bill's unconventional training techniques,
953
00:55:42,786 --> 00:55:44,754
and he vowed to make some changes.
954
00:55:47,090 --> 00:55:50,491
Nothing was ever the same again.
955
00:56:47,117 --> 00:56:48,482
I really appreciate this, sir.
956
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,630
Jesus, we could have bought a map.
957
00:57:39,002 --> 00:57:43,503
Bedouins have been navigating this desert
for centuries without a map.
958
00:57:44,241 --> 00:57:46,334
You can even use your wristwatch
in conjunction with the sun.
959
00:57:46,409 --> 00:57:47,933
Well?
960
00:57:48,011 --> 00:57:49,876
- Well, what?
- Well, use a wristwatch.
961
00:57:49,946 --> 00:57:51,504
I haven't got a wristwatch.
962
00:57:51,981 --> 00:57:53,772
For the love of--
963
00:57:54,151 --> 00:57:55,140
Here.
964
00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:58,253
What?
965
00:57:58,321 --> 00:57:59,253
It's digital.
966
00:57:59,322 --> 00:58:00,254
So?
967
00:58:00,323 --> 00:58:01,847
You need a watch with hands.
968
00:58:01,925 --> 00:58:03,222
Well, how am I supposed to know?
969
00:58:03,293 --> 00:58:04,658
You're the navigation expert.
970
00:58:04,728 --> 00:58:07,356
You're the one who said
you could find the way.
971
00:58:07,430 --> 00:58:09,864
- I will if you'd just be quiet.
- You don't even have a watch.
972
00:58:09,933 --> 00:58:12,026
I don't need a watch. I'm using Level 2.
973
00:58:12,102 --> 00:58:13,034
What is that?
974
00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:14,900
Level 2. Intuition.
975
00:58:14,971 --> 00:58:16,302
We were trained to make correct decisions.
976
00:58:16,373 --> 00:58:17,465
Somebody runs up to you,
977
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:18,940
and they say, "There's a fork in the road.
978
00:58:19,009 --> 00:58:20,408
Do you go left or do you go right?"
979
00:58:20,477 --> 00:58:21,808
And you go, "we go right."
980
00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:22,867
Just instant?
981
00:58:22,946 --> 00:58:26,245
Instant. Just like that.
982
00:58:26,316 --> 00:58:28,079
We've been sitting here for half an hour.
983
00:58:28,151 --> 00:58:29,778
How is that instant?
984
00:58:32,589 --> 00:58:34,147
- It's this way?
- Yeah.
985
00:58:34,224 --> 00:58:35,418
Now you know.
986
00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:09,447
Hang on.
987
00:59:13,263 --> 00:59:14,696
What happened?
988
00:59:14,764 --> 00:59:15,753
IED.
989
00:59:15,832 --> 00:59:16,764
What?
990
00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,664
Improvised Explosive Device.
991
00:59:18,735 --> 00:59:20,726
Jesus. Jesus.
992
00:59:20,804 --> 00:59:23,136
You're okay.
You're gonna be okay.
993
00:59:23,206 --> 00:59:24,264
I can't believe it.
994
00:59:24,341 --> 00:59:25,933
Great fucking intuition, Lyn.
995
00:59:26,009 --> 00:59:27,340
I can't-- Put me down.
996
00:59:27,410 --> 00:59:28,536
I can-- I can walk.
997
00:59:29,713 --> 00:59:32,011
Jesus.
998
00:59:32,082 --> 00:59:34,175
I think I may be bleeding to death.
999
00:59:34,251 --> 00:59:36,515
You're not bleeding to death.
You're in shock.
1000
00:59:36,586 --> 00:59:38,019
It's just shock.
1001
00:59:38,088 --> 00:59:39,214
I'm so hot. It's so hot.
1002
00:59:39,289 --> 00:59:42,053
Aren't you hot?
1003
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:45,720
Bob, it's pretty important
you keep your mouth closed.
1004
00:59:45,795 --> 00:59:48,423
You lose a lot of water
through an open mouth.
1005
00:59:48,498 --> 00:59:50,295
If we'd only stayed with the car,
1006
00:59:50,367 --> 00:59:53,564
then we'd be all right now.
And now we have no water.
1007
00:59:53,637 --> 00:59:55,104
You're gonna be okay.
1008
00:59:55,171 --> 00:59:56,638
No f-- will you stop saying that?
1009
00:59:56,706 --> 00:59:58,606
I've been blown up.
I'm in the middle of the desert.
1010
00:59:58,675 --> 00:59:59,642
I'm not gonna be okay.
1011
00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:01,438
Bob, you're in shock.
1012
01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:04,571
If you panic, your heart's gonna stop.
1013
01:00:04,648 --> 01:00:07,947
Is that supposed to calm me down?
1014
01:00:08,018 --> 01:00:10,452
Wait a minute. Th--
1015
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,454
This is west.
1016
01:00:12,522 --> 01:00:15,082
Al Qaim is the other way.
We're going the wrong way.
1017
01:00:15,158 --> 01:00:18,650
Al Qaim isn't the mission.
We're going near Al Qaim.
1018
01:00:18,728 --> 01:00:21,128
Where?
1019
01:00:21,197 --> 01:00:22,528
I don't know.
1020
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:24,658
What? Is that a joke?
1021
01:00:24,734 --> 01:00:26,859
It's a joke, right?
That we've come 600 miles,
1022
01:00:26,937 --> 01:00:28,943
and you don't know where we're going?
1023
01:00:30,974 --> 01:00:33,938
Well, if the exact whereabouts
of the target was known,
1024
01:00:34,010 --> 01:00:36,376
it wouldn't take a Jedi to find it, would it?
1025
01:00:38,181 --> 01:00:39,443
Who gave you the mission, Lyn?
1026
01:00:40,784 --> 01:00:41,751
Bill did.
1027
01:00:41,818 --> 01:00:43,012
What?
1028
01:00:43,086 --> 01:00:46,419
Bill. He appeared in my trailer
2 months ago.
1029
01:00:46,489 --> 01:00:48,650
A psychic projection.
1030
01:00:48,725 --> 01:00:50,090
He called out my name.
1031
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:51,204
Jesus.
1032
01:00:51,261 --> 01:00:52,991
Lyn, there is no mission?
1033
01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:57,590
We're in the middle of the fucking desert
because you heard voices?
1034
01:00:57,667 --> 01:00:59,635
And there's no one here!
1035
01:00:59,703 --> 01:01:02,297
There's no one fucking here!
1036
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,767
When the dust of Bill's discharge
had settled,
1037
01:01:05,842 --> 01:01:07,901
it revealed a surprising victor.
1038
01:01:09,813 --> 01:01:12,145
What do you have for me, Sergeant?
1039
01:01:12,215 --> 01:01:14,111
This is a scientific report I've done
1040
01:01:14,205 --> 01:01:17,011
on possible offensive psi applications, sir.
1041
01:01:17,286 --> 01:01:21,016
I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django,
but he didn't seem interested.
1042
01:01:21,091 --> 01:01:22,888
No, I'll bet he wasn't.
1043
01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:29,294
We have men who can do this?
1044
01:01:29,366 --> 01:01:31,061
I can think of one, sir.
1045
01:01:33,003 --> 01:01:35,335
We don't have the resources.
1046
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,903
Well, sir,
1047
01:01:38,975 --> 01:01:41,068
there is the Goat Lab.
1048
01:01:43,113 --> 01:01:47,049
Just 80 yards from Major Holtz' office
was an abandoned hospital.
1049
01:01:47,117 --> 01:01:49,347
Most of the soldiers
who lived and worked in Fort Bragg
1050
01:01:49,419 --> 01:01:52,047
had no idea about the actual function
of this building
1051
01:01:52,122 --> 01:01:54,317
because although it was abandoned,
1052
01:01:54,391 --> 01:01:57,087
the hospital was not empty.
1053
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,458
The goats had been secretly flown in
from Central America
1054
01:01:59,529 --> 01:02:01,360
to avoid customs.
1055
01:02:01,431 --> 01:02:04,696
Special forces weren't worried about
regular soldiers hearing the goats
1056
01:02:04,768 --> 01:02:06,633
because they'd been de-bleated.
1057
01:02:06,703 --> 01:02:09,934
Goat Lab was originally
created as a secret laboratory
1058
01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:14,443
to provide in-the-field surgical training
for Special Forces soldiers.
1059
01:02:14,511 --> 01:02:17,207
The goats would get shot
in the leg with a bolt gun,
1060
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,681
and then a trainee would have to dress
the wound successfully.
1061
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,116
Goat Lab actually
used to be called Dog Lab,
1062
01:02:23,186 --> 01:02:25,780
but it turned out most soldiers
didn't feel good shooting dogs
1063
01:02:25,855 --> 01:02:27,119
in the leg.
1064
01:02:28,191 --> 01:02:31,683
The Army, though, had long felt fine
about doing stuff to goats,
1065
01:02:31,761 --> 01:02:33,656
even testing atomic weapons on them.
1066
01:02:36,699 --> 01:02:38,360
It's gone, Bob.
1067
01:02:40,670 --> 01:02:42,535
I can't find him.
1068
01:02:42,605 --> 01:02:45,233
I've lost my powers.
1069
01:02:45,308 --> 01:02:46,639
It's the curse.
1070
01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:48,370
What curse?
1071
01:02:48,445 --> 01:02:50,606
It took this beautiful thing
that we'd been building,
1072
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,308
and they destroyed the New Earth Army.
1073
01:02:53,383 --> 01:02:56,682
Who destroyed it?
1074
01:02:56,753 --> 01:02:58,050
I did.
1075
01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:03,091
Hooper and Holtz
wanted me to do an experiment.
1076
01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:05,491
They wanted me to stop
the heart of a goat.
1077
01:03:05,562 --> 01:03:07,052
What had that goat ever done to me?
1078
01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:10,224
It's completely against the way of the Jedi.
1079
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:13,133
I was just gonna pretend to try
so that they could see it wouldn't work
1080
01:03:13,203 --> 01:03:14,534
and they would forget about it,
1081
01:03:14,604 --> 01:03:17,835
but then, as I sat there,
1082
01:03:17,907 --> 01:03:21,775
I felt this pulse inside me.
1083
01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:23,745
Couldn't stop it.
1084
01:03:26,282 --> 01:03:28,341
Maybe deep down inside,
1085
01:03:28,418 --> 01:03:32,252
some dark part of me
wanted to see if I could do it.
1086
01:03:55,344 --> 01:03:57,508
Holy shit.
1087
01:03:59,749 --> 01:04:00,875
That was it.
1088
01:04:00,950 --> 01:04:02,383
I'd used my powers for evil,
1089
01:04:02,452 --> 01:04:05,985
and it was as if I brought
a curse on all of us.
1090
01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:10,158
It's like that poem
where the guy kills the seagull
1091
01:04:10,226 --> 01:04:12,751
and they make him wear it around his neck.
1092
01:04:12,829 --> 01:04:15,491
Every night I would dream
about that goat,
1093
01:04:15,565 --> 01:04:19,729
its mouth opening and closing
without making a sound.
1094
01:04:19,802 --> 01:04:21,929
The silence of the goats.
1095
01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:27,903
I finished my tour, and I quit.
1096
01:04:27,977 --> 01:04:29,877
I walked out, never went back.
1097
01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:33,806
But before he could leave,
1098
01:04:33,883 --> 01:04:37,182
Larry arranged one last parting gift.
1099
01:04:37,253 --> 01:04:38,543
What do you--
1100
01:04:45,695 --> 01:04:47,026
It was the Dim Mak.
1101
01:04:47,096 --> 01:04:49,326
- The Dim Mak?
- Dim Mak.
1102
01:04:49,399 --> 01:04:52,197
Quivering Palm. The Death Touch.
1103
01:04:52,268 --> 01:04:54,702
It's forbidden in the New Earth Army.
1104
01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:56,204
What does the Death Touch do?
1105
01:04:56,272 --> 01:04:59,298
It kills you, Bob.
1106
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,969
- One touch.
- Jesus.
1107
01:05:02,045 --> 01:05:05,845
There's a story that Wong Wifu,
the great Chinese martial artist,
1108
01:05:05,915 --> 01:05:08,406
was in a fight with a guy
who was beating him,
1109
01:05:08,484 --> 01:05:12,716
and the guy gave him this light tap,
1110
01:05:12,789 --> 01:05:15,587
and Wong looked at him,
and the guy just nodded.
1111
01:05:15,658 --> 01:05:17,319
That was it.
1112
01:05:17,393 --> 01:05:19,004
He'd given him the Death Touch.
1113
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:21,504
Wong died.
1114
01:05:22,265 --> 01:05:24,529
Then and there?
1115
01:05:24,601 --> 01:05:25,898
No.
1116
01:05:25,969 --> 01:05:28,164
About 18 years later.
1117
01:05:28,238 --> 01:05:29,671
That's the thing about the Dim Mak--
1118
01:05:29,739 --> 01:05:32,105
you never know
when it's gonna take effect.
1119
01:05:38,081 --> 01:05:40,879
In a funny kind of way,
I admired Lyn then.
1120
01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:42,577
He believed in something so much,
1121
01:05:42,652 --> 01:05:44,779
he thought
he could really die from it.
1122
01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:48,722
I think that's what
I'd been looking for all along--
1123
01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:50,520
something to believe in,
1124
01:05:50,593 --> 01:05:54,154
something to give meaning to my life.
1125
01:05:54,230 --> 01:05:56,790
That's why I'd fallen
for Lyn's crazy stories.
1126
01:05:56,866 --> 01:05:59,460
That's why I'd followed him
out into the desert.
1127
01:06:30,566 --> 01:06:33,433
Look. Look.
1128
01:06:35,705 --> 01:06:38,003
Come on. Come on.
1129
01:07:18,314 --> 01:07:19,747
You might want to talk
1130
01:07:19,816 --> 01:07:22,182
to Private First Class Don Wilscom,
1131
01:07:22,251 --> 01:07:25,084
who is in charge of the camp's
remote-control car races
1132
01:07:25,154 --> 01:07:26,678
going every Sunday.
1133
01:07:26,756 --> 01:07:30,749
These are friendly competitions
held between members of the camp,
1134
01:07:30,827 --> 01:07:32,501
but if you think
this sort of thing's for kids,
1135
01:07:32,552 --> 01:07:34,720
you'd better think again.
1136
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:38,829
...70 miles per hour
1137
01:07:38,901 --> 01:07:40,027
while the monster truck models
1138
01:07:40,103 --> 01:07:41,661
could be up to a foot and a half...
1139
01:07:42,805 --> 01:07:46,366
Handling the models at those speeds
allows for hairpin turns.
1140
01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:47,841
Of course it's a challenge of...
1141
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:05,090
Lyn?
1142
01:08:13,269 --> 01:08:14,566
Lyn? Where are you going?
1143
01:08:21,210 --> 01:08:23,075
Lyn?
1144
01:08:24,414 --> 01:08:25,711
Weather today--
1145
01:08:27,183 --> 01:08:29,083
...with highs of 102 degrees,
1146
01:08:29,152 --> 01:08:33,453
humidity at 13% and
low southwestern winds.
1147
01:09:06,989 --> 01:09:08,354
Hello, Bill.
1148
01:09:12,662 --> 01:09:14,391
Hello, Lyn.
1149
01:09:17,099 --> 01:09:18,657
This is Bob.
1150
01:09:19,669 --> 01:09:21,193
Hello, Bob.
1151
01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:23,431
Hello.
1152
01:09:25,808 --> 01:09:27,275
Good.
1153
01:09:27,343 --> 01:09:30,904
The gang's all here.
1154
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:33,414
This is primarily a Psyops base.
1155
01:09:33,483 --> 01:09:35,474
"Psy" for psychic, right?
1156
01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:38,987
"Psy" for psychological,
but the irony isn't wasted on me.
1157
01:09:39,055 --> 01:09:41,580
Radio broadcasts, leaflets,
things like that.
1158
01:09:42,207 --> 01:09:45,209
Here's an Iraqi Psyops leaflet
they dropped on us.
1159
01:09:46,295 --> 01:09:48,024
"American Soldier,
1160
01:09:48,097 --> 01:09:51,324
your wives are back at home having sex
with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds."
1161
01:09:51,401 --> 01:09:53,499
Yeah, didn't exactly do
their homework there.
1162
01:09:54,570 --> 01:09:55,798
How'd you find us, Lyn?
1163
01:09:55,872 --> 01:09:57,863
I told you I remote viewed you.
1164
01:09:57,940 --> 01:10:01,034
If this is Psyops base,
what are you doing here?
1165
01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:04,045
I said it was primarily Psyops.
1166
01:10:04,113 --> 01:10:06,240
There are individuals
in the current administration
1167
01:10:06,315 --> 01:10:09,216
Who are looking for creative solutions
to the war on Terror.
1168
01:10:09,285 --> 01:10:11,810
They're far more open minded
than their predecessors,
1169
01:10:11,888 --> 01:10:15,051
and they've out-sourced experimental
research to my company.
1170
01:10:15,324 --> 01:10:16,489
Sick?
1171
01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:19,552
It's pronounced "psych".
1172
01:10:20,630 --> 01:10:23,403
Psychic Systems International Corp--
1173
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,933
P.S.I.C.
1174
01:10:25,935 --> 01:10:29,098
Turns out certain people had heard
about the New Earth Army.
1175
01:10:29,171 --> 01:10:31,696
They were very interested in some
of the work we were doing back then.
1176
01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:33,366
They got a hold of me. I got a hold of Bill.
1177
01:10:35,378 --> 01:10:37,369
Bill works for you?
1178
01:10:37,446 --> 01:10:40,506
Bill's looking into subliminal messaging.
1179
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:44,413
This is one we designed
to play to our own troops
1180
01:10:44,487 --> 01:10:45,647
before going into combat.
1181
01:10:45,722 --> 01:10:47,222
Push "Play" on that.
1182
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:49,685
* Wishing and hoping
1183
01:10:49,759 --> 01:10:52,319
* And thinking and praying
1184
01:10:52,395 --> 01:10:54,090
* Planning and dreaming
1185
01:10:54,163 --> 01:10:56,324
There's a subliminal message in this?
1186
01:10:56,399 --> 01:11:00,665
This one's called "Don't Get Drunk
Before Firing Heavy Machine Guns".
1187
01:11:00,736 --> 01:11:03,102
We've got all sorts
of new ideas in development.
1188
01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:04,696
Give him one of our new ideas.
1189
01:11:04,774 --> 01:11:06,867
- Air bag mine?
- Air bag mine.
1190
01:11:06,943 --> 01:11:08,205
Non-lethal-- boom,
1191
01:11:08,277 --> 01:11:09,335
catapults the fucker up into air.
1192
01:11:09,412 --> 01:11:11,039
Give me another one.
1193
01:11:11,113 --> 01:11:13,377
Blast target with pheromones
and then release Attack Bees.
1194
01:11:13,449 --> 01:11:15,815
Excellent. Attack Bees.
1195
01:11:15,885 --> 01:11:18,012
The Forces of Nature. Another.
1196
01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:19,909
Project Achilles.
We mutilate enemy corpses--
1197
01:11:19,923 --> 01:11:22,255
We're not doing that one anymore, you idiot.
1198
01:11:23,725 --> 01:11:24,929
The point is...
1199
01:11:25,305 --> 01:11:27,529
we've got a budget,
we've got supporters.
1200
01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:31,591
I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army,
only this time without all the hippie crap.
1201
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,430
How you doing there, Bill?
1202
01:11:33,502 --> 01:11:36,630
Gonna get some ice cream.
1203
01:11:42,712 --> 01:11:45,704
You get the occasional flash
of what he used to be,
1204
01:11:45,781 --> 01:11:48,113
but he's pretty burnt out on the booze.
1205
01:11:48,184 --> 01:11:50,049
Still, he's the best.
1206
01:11:50,319 --> 01:11:53,520
Twizzlers.
1207
01:11:53,589 --> 01:11:54,613
You want one?
1208
01:11:54,690 --> 01:11:55,748
No.
1209
01:11:55,825 --> 01:11:56,814
God, I love these things.
1210
01:12:43,873 --> 01:12:47,866
* We're together joyfully
1211
01:12:47,943 --> 01:12:49,873
* With a laugh and a kiss
1212
01:12:49,946 --> 01:12:52,714
* Over Happy Lake Canoe
1213
01:12:52,782 --> 01:12:53,942
What is it?
1214
01:12:54,016 --> 01:12:55,506
* Sharing joy with me and you
1215
01:12:55,584 --> 01:12:57,090
The Dark Side.
1216
01:13:05,161 --> 01:13:06,605
What are you gonna do?
1217
01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:10,255
Lyn, what are you gonna do?
1218
01:13:10,532 --> 01:13:12,040
It's too late.
1219
01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:16,530
I'm dying, Bob.
1220
01:13:16,605 --> 01:13:18,171
You're not gonna die.
1221
01:13:18,741 --> 01:13:22,368
I don't believe you can be killed
by mail-order Dim Sum or--
1222
01:13:22,445 --> 01:13:24,003
- Dim Mak.
- Dim Mak-- whatever.
1223
01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:25,704
You can't just be tapped on
the shoulder and whatnot--
1224
01:13:25,752 --> 01:13:27,312
It's cancer.
1225
01:13:28,402 --> 01:13:29,612
What?
1226
01:13:31,487 --> 01:13:34,456
I mean, I know it was
the Dim Mak that caused it.
1227
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:36,917
It's cancer.
1228
01:13:36,992 --> 01:13:39,927
At least that's what the doctors say.
1229
01:13:43,766 --> 01:13:47,224
There's different ways of looking at--
1230
01:13:47,303 --> 01:13:49,897
different names for a reality.
1231
01:14:03,486 --> 01:14:06,011
Here. Give that to Bill.
1232
01:14:07,189 --> 01:14:08,816
I don't deserve it.
1233
01:14:13,162 --> 01:14:14,390
Take it.
1234
01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:24,497
It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn,
1235
01:14:24,573 --> 01:14:26,473
and it wasn't the cancer.
1236
01:14:26,542 --> 01:14:29,010
He was dying of a broken heart...
1237
01:14:29,078 --> 01:14:32,070
and maybe the cancer as well.
1238
01:14:32,148 --> 01:14:34,082
His mission had failed,
1239
01:14:34,150 --> 01:14:36,675
and failure was something
I knew too much about.
1240
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,979
Bill?
1241
01:15:00,676 --> 01:15:04,976
Lyn told me he didn't deserve
this eagle feather.
1242
01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:09,313
He wanted me to give it back to you.
1243
01:15:09,385 --> 01:15:10,750
It's fake.
1244
01:15:10,820 --> 01:15:12,014
What?
1245
01:15:13,956 --> 01:15:17,983
$25,000 fine for taking an eagle feather.
1246
01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:21,518
This one's off a turkey.
1247
01:15:21,597 --> 01:15:24,031
You just dye the tip black.
1248
01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:29,396
Don't tell Lyn.
1249
01:15:29,471 --> 01:15:30,961
It isn't real.
1250
01:15:33,175 --> 01:15:35,837
None of it was real.
1251
01:15:40,449 --> 01:15:43,350
Lyn told me about the curse...
1252
01:15:43,419 --> 01:15:45,819
that by killing the goat
he put a curse on all of you.
1253
01:15:48,123 --> 01:15:51,251
Wh-- What's Larry
gonna do with these goats?
1254
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,525
Do you believe in redemption, Bill?
1255
01:16:25,092 --> 01:16:27,152
Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you.
1256
01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:31,892
How did you find us?
1257
01:16:31,967 --> 01:16:35,130
I told you. I remote viewed you.
1258
01:16:35,204 --> 01:16:38,173
Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he?
1259
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,265
Yeah, he did.
1260
01:16:40,342 --> 01:16:42,071
We told Scotty we were coming over here.
1261
01:16:42,144 --> 01:16:45,113
- Asked him if he wanted some work.
- I haven't seen Scotty.
1262
01:16:46,615 --> 01:16:48,810
That's funny
because he told me he ran into you
1263
01:16:48,884 --> 01:16:52,479
and mentioned that there
might be some jobs going over with us.
1264
01:16:53,522 --> 01:16:56,959
Isn't that why you came, really, Lyn?
1265
01:16:58,527 --> 01:16:59,994
You want back in, don't you?
1266
01:17:01,530 --> 01:17:02,895
It can happen.
1267
01:17:02,965 --> 01:17:04,830
You've only got to say the word.
1268
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:08,927
This could be the new Golden Age
for psi research.
1269
01:17:09,004 --> 01:17:13,202
You, me, Bill, back together again
like the old days.
1270
01:17:19,782 --> 01:17:23,013
You don't have to make a decision now.
1271
01:17:23,085 --> 01:17:24,620
Tell me in the morning.
1272
01:17:34,630 --> 01:17:38,030
Mother Earth, you are my life-support system.
1273
01:17:38,234 --> 01:17:41,298
As a solider, I must drink your blue water,
1274
01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:43,438
live inside your red clay,
1275
01:17:43,506 --> 01:17:45,506
and eat your green skin.
1276
01:17:45,975 --> 01:17:48,139
Help me to balance myself
1277
01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:51,946
as you hold in balance the earth, the sea,
1278
01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:53,982
and the space environments.
1279
01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:55,949
Help me to open my heart,
1280
01:17:56,018 --> 01:17:59,010
knowing that the universe will feed me.
1281
01:17:59,088 --> 01:18:02,922
I pray my boots
will always kiss your face
1282
01:18:02,992 --> 01:18:05,790
- and my footsteps match your heartbeat.
- Match your heartbeat.
1283
01:18:05,861 --> 01:18:08,955
Carry my body through space and time.
1284
01:18:09,031 --> 01:18:11,727
You are my connection to the universe
1285
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,927
and all that comes after.
1286
01:18:14,003 --> 01:18:16,528
I am yours, and you are mine.
1287
01:18:16,605 --> 01:18:18,266
I salute you.
1288
01:18:22,745 --> 01:18:24,508
I salute you.
1289
01:18:33,055 --> 01:18:36,920
- Bill?
- Bill! Bill.
1290
01:18:37,392 --> 01:18:38,717
Are you okay?
1291
01:18:41,530 --> 01:18:43,327
I just saw Timothy Leary.
1292
01:18:43,699 --> 01:18:45,334
Timothy Leary's dead.
1293
01:18:46,202 --> 01:18:47,609
I know.
1294
01:18:48,002 --> 01:18:49,929
Hey, I got an idea.
1295
01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:56,812
Good evening, gentlemen.
1296
01:18:57,580 --> 01:18:59,671
Gonna get some ice cream.
1297
01:19:16,665 --> 01:19:18,057
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
1298
01:19:18,133 --> 01:19:19,327
Your attention.
1299
01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:48,152
Don't eat the eggs.
1300
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,498
- What?
- Don't eat the eggs.
1301
01:20:13,088 --> 01:20:15,283
Here, I picked these flowers for you.
1302
01:20:22,164 --> 01:20:23,495
What's going on?
1303
01:20:23,565 --> 01:20:25,863
We put LSD in the eggs.
1304
01:20:28,737 --> 01:20:32,070
Bill showed me where Larry
had some bottles of LSD,
1305
01:20:32,141 --> 01:20:34,200
and we put some
in the powdered eggs last night.
1306
01:20:34,276 --> 01:20:35,800
And in the water.
1307
01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:38,272
What?
1308
01:20:38,347 --> 01:20:41,282
I put it in the main water tank as well.
1309
01:20:41,350 --> 01:20:43,580
But we drank the water.
1310
01:20:45,154 --> 01:20:47,179
Yeah.
1311
01:21:07,243 --> 01:21:08,448
Hold on.
1312
01:21:09,311 --> 01:21:13,538
The weather today is gonna be...hot.
1313
01:21:13,615 --> 01:21:15,305
I mean, I'm guessing. I haven't
1314
01:21:15,384 --> 01:21:18,217
really looked at the thing, but it's--
1315
01:21:18,287 --> 01:21:21,681
it's gonna be fucking
hot as balls out there. Again,
1316
01:21:21,757 --> 01:21:24,560
because, you know?
What else it'd be?
1317
01:21:26,428 --> 01:21:30,322
Big fucking shocker, right?
It's gonna be hot again.
1318
01:21:33,169 --> 01:21:37,164
Don't you think it would've been a good idea
if we hadn't drunk the fucking water?
1319
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:39,503
No. That might've aroused suspicion.
1320
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,242
But don't worry. Over the years,
1321
01:21:41,309 --> 01:21:44,272
I've developed a massive tolerance
to all narcotics.
1322
01:21:44,846 --> 01:21:46,050
Yeah!
1323
01:22:01,530 --> 01:22:03,104
You're gonna hit the gate!
1324
01:22:03,530 --> 01:22:05,694
You're gonna hit the gate!
1325
01:22:10,472 --> 01:22:12,406
It's cool. You missed it.
1326
01:22:17,879 --> 01:22:21,883
In the name of the New Earth Army
and loving people everywhere,
1327
01:22:22,951 --> 01:22:24,384
I'm liberating you.
1328
01:22:33,595 --> 01:22:36,723
I'm liberating this base!
1329
01:22:47,042 --> 01:22:50,102
Come on. Let's go. Let's go, goats.
1330
01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:55,141
Come on, go.
Go. Come on.
1331
01:22:56,618 --> 01:22:57,880
Come on.
1332
01:22:58,853 --> 01:23:01,411
Atta boy. Come on.
1333
01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:16,368
I'm free.
1334
01:23:16,438 --> 01:23:18,065
Come on. Everyone, come on.
1335
01:23:20,809 --> 01:23:23,710
It's okay. Come on.
1336
01:23:36,425 --> 01:23:38,689
Put the gun down, Larry.
1337
01:23:52,507 --> 01:23:54,372
I'm really hungry.
1338
01:23:58,814 --> 01:24:01,374
Let's go. Come on.
1339
01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:07,989
Don't be afraid. They're just goats.
1340
01:24:08,056 --> 01:24:09,853
Free to go.
1341
01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:13,857
Dismissed.
1342
01:24:13,929 --> 01:24:16,625
Don't worry about the soldiers.
1343
01:24:16,698 --> 01:24:18,689
Go. Go.
1344
01:24:20,569 --> 01:24:21,661
Ma'assalama.
1345
01:24:21,737 --> 01:24:23,068
Peace be with you.
1346
01:24:23,138 --> 01:24:25,834
Go.
1347
01:24:25,907 --> 01:24:27,738
- Go.
- You're free!
1348
01:24:27,809 --> 01:24:30,141
Ma'assalama.
1349
01:24:54,500 --> 01:25:00,300
Subtitles: Arigon
1350
01:25:15,123 --> 01:25:16,055
Wait!
1351
01:25:16,124 --> 01:25:17,091
Wait, wait. Wait for me!
1352
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:18,353
Where are you going?
1353
01:25:18,427 --> 01:25:19,621
What about the mission?
1354
01:25:19,694 --> 01:25:22,185
You're the mission, Bob!
1355
01:25:23,398 --> 01:25:24,865
Tell them what happened!
1356
01:25:24,933 --> 01:25:26,798
Tell everybody what happened.
1357
01:25:28,203 --> 01:25:29,932
It's your job now.
1358
01:25:35,377 --> 01:25:38,471
At the time, I was hurt
that Lyn hadn't taken me with him,
1359
01:25:38,547 --> 01:25:40,139
but now I know it was because
1360
01:25:40,215 --> 01:25:42,012
he and Bill had already
seen what was to come.
1361
01:26:02,971 --> 01:26:05,337
Nobody exactly knows what happened.
1362
01:26:05,407 --> 01:26:07,932
The official story is that their helicopter
must have crashed,
1363
01:26:08,009 --> 01:26:11,342
either because they were hit by an RPG
or because--
1364
01:26:11,413 --> 01:26:12,607
well, that's what happens
1365
01:26:12,681 --> 01:26:15,115
when you fly a helicopter
while you're tripping on acid.
1366
01:26:16,818 --> 01:26:20,652
All I know is they've
never been seen since.
1367
01:26:20,722 --> 01:26:23,350
Like all shamen, they returned to the sky.
1368
01:26:28,430 --> 01:26:30,591
When I got back, I wrote the story up.
1369
01:26:30,665 --> 01:26:32,064
Everything.
1370
01:26:32,133 --> 01:26:35,102
Lyn had handed the mission on to me,
and I would see it through.
1371
01:26:35,170 --> 01:26:37,297
I would tell everyone what happened.
1372
01:26:37,372 --> 01:26:38,862
I understood now
1373
01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:40,737
that Debora and I
weren't meant to be together,
1374
01:26:40,809 --> 01:26:42,640
and I was at peace with that.
1375
01:26:42,711 --> 01:26:45,737
It wasn't my destiny to return
to the life I had before.
1376
01:26:45,814 --> 01:26:48,942
The universe has other plans for me.
1377
01:26:49,017 --> 01:26:51,986
I sent the story
to the newspapers and TV stations.
1378
01:26:52,053 --> 01:26:53,816
I didn't care what the authorities did to me.
1379
01:26:53,889 --> 01:26:57,484
I was ready to go to prison
as long as the truth came out,
1380
01:26:57,559 --> 01:27:00,084
but they didn't put me in prison.
1381
01:27:00,161 --> 01:27:01,594
They did something much worse.
1382
01:27:01,663 --> 01:27:04,757
...an unusual tool to break
the resistance of Iraqi POWs,
1383
01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:07,734
and trust me, a lot of parents would agree.
1384
01:27:07,802 --> 01:27:12,068
Some prisoners are being forced
to listen to Barney the purple dinosaur
1385
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:16,440
sing the "I Love You" song
for 24 straight hours,
1386
01:27:16,511 --> 01:27:17,569
according to Newsweek Magazine.
1387
01:27:17,646 --> 01:27:19,046
And that was it.
1388
01:27:20,115 --> 01:27:23,551
That was the only bit
in my story that ran anywhere,
1389
01:27:23,618 --> 01:27:25,212
and it was a joke,
1390
01:27:26,788 --> 01:27:29,120
and if I ever needed proof
of how the Dark Side
1391
01:27:29,190 --> 01:27:32,853
had taken the beautiful dream
of what a nation could be
1392
01:27:32,928 --> 01:27:36,125
and had twisted it, destroyed it,
1393
01:27:36,197 --> 01:27:37,456
well, that was it,
1394
01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:39,628
but I won't stop.
1395
01:27:40,101 --> 01:27:42,661
I won't give up
1396
01:27:42,737 --> 01:27:45,535
because when I look
at what is happening in the world,
1397
01:27:45,607 --> 01:27:47,097
I know that now,
1398
01:27:47,175 --> 01:27:48,904
more than ever...
1399
01:27:50,512 --> 01:27:52,070
we need to be all that we can be.
1400
01:27:52,147 --> 01:27:53,375
Bob?
1401
01:27:55,016 --> 01:27:57,484
Now, more than ever...
1402
01:27:59,754 --> 01:28:01,551
we need the Jedi.
1403
01:28:11,433 --> 01:28:13,628
* It's more than a feeling
1404
01:28:13,702 --> 01:28:15,431
* More than a feeling
1405
01:28:15,503 --> 01:28:18,199
* When I hear that old song
they used to play
1406
01:28:18,273 --> 01:28:20,070
* More than a feeling
1407
01:28:20,141 --> 01:28:22,507
* I begin dreaming
1408
01:28:22,577 --> 01:28:24,101
* More than a feeling
1409
01:28:24,179 --> 01:28:29,811
* Till I see Marianne walk away
1410
01:28:29,884 --> 01:28:36,813
* I see my Marianne walking away
1411
01:28:47,002 --> 01:28:51,234
* So many people have come and gone
1412
01:28:51,306 --> 01:28:55,640
* Their faces fade as the years go by
1413
01:28:55,710 --> 01:29:00,147
* Yet I still recall as I wander on
1414
01:29:00,215 --> 01:29:07,087
* As clear as the sun
in the summer sky
1415
01:29:20,201 --> 01:29:22,669
* It's more than a feeling
1416
01:29:22,737 --> 01:29:24,261
* More than a feeling
1417
01:29:24,339 --> 01:29:27,069
* When I hear that old song
they used to play
1418
01:29:27,142 --> 01:29:29,167
* More than a feeling
1419
01:29:29,244 --> 01:29:31,212
* I begin dreaming
1420
01:29:31,279 --> 01:29:32,974
* More than a feeling
1421
01:29:33,048 --> 01:29:38,577
* Till I see Marianne walk away
1422
01:29:38,653 --> 01:29:45,024
* I see my Marianne walking away
1423
01:30:24,833 --> 01:30:28,826
* When I'm tired and thinking cold
1424
01:30:28,903 --> 01:30:33,340
* I hide in my music, forget the day
1425
01:30:33,408 --> 01:30:37,742
* And dream of a girl I used to know
1426
01:30:37,812 --> 01:30:44,650
* I closed my eyes
and she slipped away
1427
01:30:49,724 --> 01:30:55,219
* She slipped away
1428
01:31:17,685 --> 01:31:19,983
* It's more than a feeling
1429
01:31:20,054 --> 01:31:21,681
* More than a feeling
1430
01:31:21,756 --> 01:31:24,520
* When I hear that old song
they used to play
1431
01:31:24,592 --> 01:31:26,457
* More than a feeling
1432
01:31:26,528 --> 01:31:28,962
* I begin dreaming
1433
01:31:29,030 --> 01:31:30,258
* More than a feeling
1434
01:31:30,331 --> 01:31:35,701
* Till I see Marianne walk away