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Oh, no!
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Ruthie, you're fine.
I'm not even driving that fast.
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It's your birthday, bitch!
It's her birthday!
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You're legal now.
Now you got legal butt cheeks.
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Oh, my God.
You can't say shit like that, Ro.
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Oh, now we gotta stop here
so you can get with some,
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- like, random girl, but whatever.
- Yeah.
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She's not some random girl.
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We've been, like, flirting with each other
since fucking grade eight.
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I gotta at least shoot my shot
before I leave.
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Hmm, if this works, you've officially
gotten every girl in town.
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- Every single girl.
- That's true.
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That's not true.
That's not true.
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- Oh, shit!
- I'm-I'm so sorry.
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- Holy shit.
- I'm so sorry.
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- Are you okay?
- Is my neck still there?
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No, you're good,
you're good, you're good.
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I'm gonna be honest and I'm gonna tell her
I'm leaving in three weeks.
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If that leads to us banging...
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...that must have been God's plan.
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That's out of my hands,
you know what I mean?
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- Oh!
- You gotta slow down. You gotta slow down.
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Bro.
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I'm sorry, I'm like,
I'm so used to driving boats
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that drive like this,
not this twisty wrist shit.
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Maybe you should actually, like,
get your boating license.
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I've been operating heavy machinery
since I was eight, Ruthie.
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- Are you sure... Oh!
- Oh, shit, sorry.
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You know...
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- ...it's an idea.
- Help me pull it in. Pull it in.
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I don't think boating licenses
are, like, a real thing.
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It's like a formality.
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- You guys got it? Okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay, grab that rope at the end.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Life and fucking death experience
right there.
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- Christ.
- Okay.
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- Made it.
- It's go time.
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You're alive. You got this.
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- Have fun in there.
- Thank you.
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You be safe, kid. Wrap it up.
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- Oh, bitch, my back is thrown.
- Oh, my God.
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I know. Like, my neck.
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They're, like,
they're a medical marvel, right?
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- That's true.
- They, like, cure our UTIs.
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- That is true.
- Right? We need them.
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- Yeah, you're welcome.
- They fight for us, we should fight for them.
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So...
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You said you're leaving town
really soon, right?
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- Twenty-two days.
- Okay, shit! It's like that?
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You have to do a countdown?
You're just so in a rush?
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Oh, yeah. I mean...
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There is one thing
I'll really miss about this place.
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♪ I wanna be, I wanna buy you ♪
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♪ Pretty little things ♪
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♪ And never ever lie ♪
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Her hair is starting to melt.
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It's going to ruin the surprise.
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That looks like a sheep.
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Took me an hour.
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She'll be here soon.
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No, so listen:
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I had a uncle,
'cause my aunt married this guy
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but then they got divorced,
but he had a guinea pig.
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The PetSmart that he bought it from,
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he had... she had a kid,
and the kid gave me the drugs.
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Uh, so, a literal stranger.
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No, I just told you...
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No, listen, he said that
they're super rare
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and that they're from South America.
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Africa.
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Do you just chew them?
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I'll-I'll look it up.
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Yeah, yeah. These South America?
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How do you spell "hallucinogenic"?
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That's Africa.
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I-I don't know. "Mushrooms."
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Um, I think you, like, chew them
or, like, maybe,
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I heard you can make, like, some type
of herbal tea with them or some shit.
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Finally!
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No, we're not making tea with them.
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I heard if you make tea with them,
you can't control how high you get.
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Look at you.
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What were you doing?
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- Not now, Mom!
- Kathy, we're very busy, huh!
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I'm trying to do drugs, Mom!
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- I-I... Okay, wow, wow, wow. Okay.
- Oh. Oh.
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I mean, if you're driving like that.
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♪ In the day ♪
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♪ In the night ♪
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♪ Say it right ♪
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♪ Say it all ♪
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♪ You either got it ♪
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♪ Or you don't ♪
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♪ You either stand ♪
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♪ Or you fall ♪
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♪ Oh, you don't mean
nothing at all to me ♪
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♪ No, you don't mean
nothing at all to me ♪
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- ♪ But you got ♪
- Pull.
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♪ What it takes to set me free ♪
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Look, before we get too far into it,
should we make, like, an emergency plan
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in case, in case anything bad happens?
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No! Nothing bad is gonna happen.
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That's, like, the whole point of shrooms.
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Nothing bad happens on shrooms.
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What if one of us, like, gets too high
and, like, says something fucked-up
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and it, like, changes the fabric
of our friendship forever?
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♪ And at fault ♪
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♪ From my hands I could give you ♪
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♪ Something that I made ♪
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♪ From my mouth ♪
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♪ I could sing you ♪
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♪ Another brick that I laid ♪
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- ♪ From my body ♪
- ♪ From my body ♪
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- ♪ I could show you ♪
- ♪ I could show you...
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- Um, ten!
- Two point five.
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No, not the whole bag.
That-that's way too many.
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That's why you gotta get
your weight up.
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To Elliott.
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You old bitch!
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May you experience a fucking,
I don't know, like,
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a new level of consciousness
or some shit tonight.
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Mm.
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- Ro.
- Ro.
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- Oh, my God.
- You're burping.
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- Oh, my God!
- I thought we were...
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- Don't you guys want to get there?
- That's so...
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- Yes, but...
- All right, one, two, three.
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- Let's go, let's go.
- Mm.
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- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
- I can't do it.
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- Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it.
- It's so bad!
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Chug it, chug it, chug it,
chug it, chug it.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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- Like, are you?
- No, actually, I'm a little...
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I'm a little scared, too.
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I'm weirdly not.
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Oh!
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- What the fuck was that?
- Um...
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- Okay, um...
- I feel like I need to call my mom. - There are bears here.
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- Let-let... Shh. Shut up.
- My mom told me.
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Let's just be normal, guys,
and talk about something-something normal.
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- Something... Something.
- Let's just talk about something normal.
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Um, can you, like, talk about your hopes
and dreams or something, Elliott, please?
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- My hopes and dreams?
- Yes.
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- Fucking yes. Hopes and dreams.
- Word, word.
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- I've got hopes and dreams. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well...
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I-I'm... I'm just excited that my life is,
like, finally about to start.
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Um... I don't know.
Even though the world is, like,
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literally on fire and...
full of uneducated racists,
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I'm just, like, trying to force myself
to have hope.
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And I just feel like moving to Toronto
and, like, living in the city
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and going to school, like,
it all just feels right, you know?
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Ugh, like, mad respect to my ancestors,
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but I do not want to be
a third-generation...
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I can't be a third-generation
cranberry farmer and, like,
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live in a town with 300 people.
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And I always feel bad
every time I say that, but it's, like,
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I've got energy, I've got hype.
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Like, the world... the world is literally
our fucking oyster.
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Like, we've got to live.
You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Holy shi...
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Oh, my God.
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Are you tripping? Are you guys tripping?
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I don't know.
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I feel like grooving, man.
I feel like grooving.
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What the fuck? Ru... Ruthie?
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- Oh, my God.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Ro!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- They feel like grooving, man. Wow.
- Whoo!
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Whoo.
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I don't feel anything.
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- You know, it's 'cause you don't tolerate drugs well.
- What the fuck?!
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- Hey, freak.
- Who are you?
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Oh, my God!
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This is Maude Island.
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My God, I used to love this place.
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Damn, it's a shame some dickhead rich guy
bought it all up.
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That sucks.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God, I miss chemicals. Mmm.
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Who the fuck... are you?
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Where did you come from?
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You tell me. You're the one that took a
bunch of mushrooms and summoned me here.
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Do you work for my dad?
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Did he send you here to spy on me?
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That is so something
he would do.
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That's funny. But no.
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God?
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I don't know how to say this.
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Yes.
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Elliott, come on.
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Dude, I'm you.
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Well, I'm... I'm 39-year-old you.
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- What?
- What's up?
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What the f... What are you talking about?
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You're me? Fuck off. What?
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- You fuck off.
- Your teeth.
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- Those aren't my teeth.
- So? What about my teeth? What?
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There's a fucking gap in your teeth.
I don't have a gap in my teeth.
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Yeah, dude, fuck you. Wear your retainer.
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And your hair. It's so dry and it's dark.
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- Take it easy.
- You have bangs.
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I don't have bangs, I have no plan
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- on getting bangs.
- Take it easy, bitch. First of all...
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And your boobs are saggy.
My boobs aren't saggy.
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Okay, you can't even see my boobs.
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- I don't see it.
- Oh, my God.
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Forgot how fucking dense I was.
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Let me show you something.
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Um, this...
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Right? Nine years old.
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Falling off that tractor
onto the broken fence.
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Hurt like hell.
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Left boob...
one cup smaller than the right.
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And, uh, no.
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It never catches up to the right,
but, honestly,
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you get used to it and it's okay.
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Guys can't really tell. Girls can, but...
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Okay, more. Um, okay.
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Okay.
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Ta-da!
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It's our missing pinkie toe.
227
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Remember?
228
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From the tequila accident
at Ruthie's second wedding?
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Oh, fuck! That has not happened yet.
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Shit, I shouldn't have said that.
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Actually, I kind of miss my toe.
Can I see it?
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Holy shit.
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Okay. I'm high.
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- Yeah.
- Nice!
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Okay. I'm feeling it.
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I'm having a reaction to the shrooms.
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They are working.
I'm... I'm hallucinating.
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I'm actually kind of hot
for being middle-aged.
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Okay, fuck you.
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I'm 39 years old. That's not middle-aged.
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- No, that is middle-aged.
- No, it's not.
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I am a very young adult.
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- Really?
- Yes.
244
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- I'm kind of getting MILFy vibes.
- Ooh, nobody says "MILF" anymore.
245
00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:03,082
I'm kind of gagging over it.
246
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,458
Nobody says "gagging over it"
either, so...
247
00:11:05,459 --> 00:11:07,540
Wait, oh, my God. Okay.
248
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,333
Tell me everything. Where do we live?
Do we have kids?
249
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,625
Are we, like, so happy and fulfilled?
250
00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:15,665
Oh, my God, that is, yeah, wow.
251
00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:17,999
I forgot how simple everything seemed.
252
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,999
Wait, that sounds dark.
Do you die? Am I dead?
253
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,791
Does the planet just burn up and, like,
explode and we all just suffocate
254
00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,582
- and die?
- Oh, my God. Chill out.
255
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,540
- No, is there...
- Like, no, we're alive, we're alive.
256
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:29,083
This is turning into a bad trip.
I feel this is turning into a bad trip.
257
00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:30,540
And I'm trying to have a good time,
258
00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:31,874
but you're giving me
a fucking panic attack.
259
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,416
- Okay, no, chill.
- Just tell me something good.
260
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,457
Um, something good. Um...
261
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,458
Why are you struggling to find
something good from the future?
262
00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:38,790
Ooh. This is good.
263
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:41,416
- Okay.
- You're going to be fucking psyched
264
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:44,187
- to know...
- Okay, tell me.
265
00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:46,957
that you are a PhD student.
266
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,540
Fuck yeah.
267
00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:55,624
No. What? You're joking.
268
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:56,957
But I don't want to tell you in what
269
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,791
because I want you to have something
to look forward to.
270
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,415
- Look forward to?
- Yeah.
271
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:03,583
Did you just tell me I'm in my 40s
and I'm still in school?
272
00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:05,708
Thirties! Thirties!
273
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:07,832
Dude, what the fuck?
274
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,624
Did you honestly think that you were
going to be married
275
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,625
and have multiple kids and your dream job
by the time you were 40?
276
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:16,250
Oh, you did. Okay.
277
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,040
Wait.
278
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,832
I just got the best idea.
279
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:25,374
You tell me who the next Apple is,
280
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,812
I'll invest now,
and we can get insanely rich.
281
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:30,250
- Okay, I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why?
282
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,999
Because I don't know how this shit works.
283
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,915
I don't want to, like, fucking get
bad karma, or, like, I don't know.
284
00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:39,249
One thing happens and then the other shit
happens and, like, I don't know.
285
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,583
What is the point of this conversation
if you can't give me some, like,
286
00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:45,207
solid advice and then I can just
make our life better?
287
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,833
All right, that's not, like, the fix.
I don't, I don't think that's, like, the...
288
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,041
You're telling me that wouldn't fix
at least a couple of your problems,
289
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,541
- your current problems?
- I just, I don't think I...
290
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,707
Or is our life just so...
291
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,083
flawless and perfect,
you don't want to change anything?
292
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,791
Can you avoid anyone named Chad?
293
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,665
What?
294
00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:16,791
Who the fuck is Chad?
295
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:21,416
You have one chance
to tell your younger self
296
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,374
your biggest life regrets,
297
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,916
and you ask me
to avoid someone named Chad?
298
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,083
- Yeah.
- Are you high?
299
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:29,249
No.
300
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,124
Just do it.
301
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,000
This is the weirdest fucking thing.
302
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,665
Oh, my God.
303
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,041
Why didn't you answer?
304
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,208
I'm not FaceTiming Mom when I'm high.
305
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:46,333
Dude, I know Mom can be annoying,
but, like, be nice to her.
306
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:49,124
I'm so nice to Mom!
307
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:54,541
I literally let her talk to me yesterday
about a hummingbird for 45 minutes.
308
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,665
- That's cute.
- It was annoying.
309
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,290
Honestly, you should hang out with her.
310
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,020
Like, hang out with her.
Do stuff with her.
311
00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:03,280
Oh, my God.
That's who you look like! Mom!
312
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:05,265
That's who you look like.
313
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,174
You look exactly like Mom. What the fuck?
314
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:08,857
- I know. I know.
- Do you get that?
315
00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:10,541
Yes. All the time. Everybody says that.
316
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,999
- No.
- Everybody.
317
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,291
Holy shit. That's crazy.
Everyone just turns into their mothers.
318
00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:15,582
Yeah, basically.
319
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,875
Honestly, I thought it was a bad thing,
but I kind of like it now.
320
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,416
- Mom's cool.
- It works. It works.
321
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,541
- Mom's cool.
- It works.
322
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,666
Can we hug?
323
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,541
Get in here.
324
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,750
- This is so weird.
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,541
I thought I'd be happier at 40.
326
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,208
You are happy, and I'm not 40, asshole.
327
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,875
You don't look happy.
328
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,957
I feel like...
329
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:56,957
you're having a midlife crisis.
330
00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,958
Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms
so you don't know shit.
331
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,666
True.
332
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,040
I have an idea.
333
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,103
- Can we kiss?
- No.
334
00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:15,165
- What? Why?
- Why?
335
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:18,061
It's just a kiss.
It's not, like... sexual.
336
00:15:18,062 --> 00:15:20,958
- A kiss is innately sexual.
- No, it's not.
337
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,374
Why do you want to kiss yourself?
338
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,582
You don't want to know what it's like
to kiss yourself?
339
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:28,166
I mean, yes, I do, but it's like
you're younger so it's weird.
340
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,145
Okay, can I at least touch my old ass?
341
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,124
Oh, my God. You need to be locked up.
342
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,290
- Just a quickie. I'm not gonna, like...
- Fine, do it.
343
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,958
- I'm not gonna, like, shove tongue in your mouth.
- Fine, kiss me, I don't care.
344
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,541
- Really?
- Fine.
345
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,082
- Oh, my God.
- What?
346
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,125
I just wanted to know
what it was like to kiss myself.
347
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,291
- Okay. Well, now you know.
- I loved it.
348
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:49,874
- Now you know.
- Wow.
349
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,916
That was fucking hot, and you know it.
350
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,833
Okay, can I say one last thing?
351
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,415
Oh, God.
352
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:13,291
I mean, you already told me
I'm a mature student in the future,
353
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,083
so it literally can't get any worse.
354
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,000
No, I'm serious.
355
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,458
You are so lucky.
356
00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:26,083
Life will never be the same
as it is right now.
357
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,624
Great.
358
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:31,250
You're gonna go to the city
and everything's gonna be
359
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:34,583
exciting and busy and...
360
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,708
You don't even go home
for Thanksgiving this year.
361
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,687
You stay in the city.
362
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,666
You should go home.
363
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,958
The only thing you can't get back is time.
364
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,916
When you get older,
it goes by so fast, dude.
365
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,916
So fast. It sucks.
366
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,875
Elliott.
367
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,082
Elliott.
368
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,458
- Oh, my God.
- Mm. What?
369
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,333
Where's your phone?
370
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:26,958
Phone.
371
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,583
Titties.
372
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,208
Titties?
373
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,874
You weirdo.
374
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,208
And then the bunny sang
and it sounded like Celine Dion.
375
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:17,082
{\an8}Like, so beautiful and good.
376
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,666
{\an8}And then, like, hundreds of smaller
bunnies all came out of the woods.
377
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,374
{\an8}They spoke Mandarin, though, so, like,
378
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,708
{\an8}I'm not sure what the lyrics meant,
but they felt beautiful.
379
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,707
{\an8}I'm so jealous you guys had good trips.
380
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,103
{\an8}Nah, I mean, meeting your older self
sounds lit as fuck.
381
00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:32,500
{\an8}I feel like you don't
tolerate drugs well, Elliott.
382
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:42,125
Oh! I didn't know you were here.
383
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:44,291
Yeah, I got back a little bit ago.
384
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:45,790
I tried to call.
385
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,750
We had a cake for you.
386
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,999
- No.
- Yes.
387
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,583
Mom, you guys had a cake?
388
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:52,999
Yeah.
389
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,332
- I'm sorry. I...
- No, it's okay.
390
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,686
I thought I told you
I was leaving early with Ro.
391
00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:02,041
Oh. Well, maybe you did.
You know, I probably forgot.
392
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,290
I'm sorry.
393
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,375
No, don't be sorry.
394
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,500
Did you have fun?
395
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,207
Yeah.
396
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,207
You know, it was so cold last night.
397
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,333
I was wondering
if you had enough blankets.
398
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:17,124
Yeah, we were, we were fine.
399
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,562
Yeah? Well, at least it didn't rain.
400
00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:19,999
You know, I was looking at the radar,
401
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,666
and it said there was
15% chance of rain at 7:00,
402
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,500
but, you know, then it went east.
403
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:27,541
Yeah, we were good.
404
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:36,125
Okay, uh...
405
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,291
I'll leave you to it.
406
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,166
Mm, I've never hooked up on a boat before.
407
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,583
What are you guys doing?
408
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,332
Spencer!
409
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,625
What are you doing down here
at the ass crack of dawn?
410
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,290
It's 11:00.
411
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:37,041
It's 11:00? Shit!
412
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,458
I'm here! I'm here!
413
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,124
I'm sorry I'm late.
414
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,625
Almost gave up on you, kiddo.
415
00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:52,208
Whoa!
416
00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:53,540
What the fuck?!
417
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,665
- Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
- What the fuck?
418
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,125
How long have you been here for?
I've been here for, like, five minutes.
419
00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:00,166
About five minutes, then.
420
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,625
What were you doing down there
for so long?
421
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,124
That's some weird shit.
422
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,916
I was just swimming around.
I wasn't doing any weird stuff.
423
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,833
Okay, well, fuck, I'm naked,
so don't come over here.
424
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:13,750
Or, like, don't go under
and open your eyes or some shit.
425
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,791
Okay.
426
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,937
Oh, my God.
427
00:22:23,938 --> 00:22:25,999
Just so you know...
428
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,624
there's, like...
zero visibility down there.
429
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:33,541
Like, I couldn't even see, like, a Subway
sandwich length in front of me, so...
430
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:34,875
You're okay.
431
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,416
Okay. All right.
432
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:46,958
I had such a fun first day.
433
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,721
I learned so much stuff about cranberries.
434
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:55,375
Did you know that a cranberry
has four pockets of air?
435
00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,583
Wait, wait, wait.
You work here, Washington?
436
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,624
Yeah, boy.
437
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,958
Tom is actually such a cool guy.
438
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,332
You're lucky he's your dad.
439
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,666
How did you know he's my dad?
440
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,999
'Cause you got the exact same face.
441
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Except you're the girl version.
442
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,582
- Sick.
- Same cheeks.
443
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:15,708
Thanks. I love hearing that.
It's really nice.
444
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,666
What's your real name?
445
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:23,832
Chad.
446
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,624
What? What did you just say?
447
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,020
I said my name's Chad.
448
00:23:32,021 --> 00:23:34,416
Is that short for anything?
Chadwick? Chandler?
449
00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,353
Uh, Charles, Chad Michael Murray?
450
00:23:36,354 --> 00:23:38,290
- Nope. It's just Chad.
- No? Okay.
451
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,915
Oh, my God. I gotta go!
I gotta go! Turn around.
452
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,036
- S-Sorry.
- Like, close your eyes or something. Jesus.
453
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,875
Hey, wait. What's your name?
454
00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:47,479
It's, um... Ray!
455
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,072
Raymond Romano!
456
00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:50,666
Like that guy?
457
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,957
Ooh. A bowl of rice. That's never good.
458
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:01,666
They're supposed to be waterproof.
Or, well, water-resistant.
459
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,208
Cool, yeah, thanks, Spencer.
460
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,916
Holy shit! This worked.
461
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,040
Who is this? Who the fuck is this?
462
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,832
I'm serious, you do not want
to fuck with me. I'm not the one.
463
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:25,624
Oh, wow, you sound so tough.
Elliott, you freak, it's me.
464
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,707
It's me! I put my number
in your phone the other night,
465
00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:31,208
but, honestly, I did not know
this would work. This is crazy.
466
00:25:31,209 --> 00:25:33,375
Wait. So, are-are you following
all of my advice
467
00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:35,082
and hanging out with the family?
468
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,625
Oh, have you
played golf with Max yet?
469
00:25:37,626 --> 00:25:39,499
I really think you should.
470
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,332
No! No, I haven't played golf with Max yet
471
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,082
because up until two hours ago
when I met Chad,
472
00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,916
I thought you were just a figment
of my fucked-up mushroom brain.
473
00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:50,040
So give me a fucking second...
474
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,082
Oh, my God, you're so dramatic.
475
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,416
...to comprehend the fact
that I'm on the phone with my old ass.
476
00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:57,040
I thought that was funny.
477
00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:59,915
I didn't let you touch it, so I felt bad.
478
00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:02,520
Wait. So are you, like,
at the farm right now?
479
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,124
It must be... Oh, it's 6:30. Oh, my gosh.
480
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,708
You guys are gonna sit down for dinner.
That's so sweet.
481
00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:09,332
Did Dad make his salmon?
482
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:10,790
Ugh, I miss salmon so much.
483
00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:12,582
Eat all of it now while it's still around.
484
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,790
You know what would be so funny?
485
00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:17,500
Do the fish lip thing that Mom loves.
It'll make her laugh.
486
00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:19,499
- Wait, is Mom dead?
- What?
487
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,666
Are you telling me to make Mom laugh
'cause she's fucking dead?
488
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,082
No! No, no.
489
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,540
We just can't do the-the fish...
490
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,936
What? No. She's totally alive. Chill.
491
00:26:27,937 --> 00:26:30,333
Thank God. I need to die before Mom dies.
492
00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,915
Dude, that's fucking dark.
493
00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:33,832
I have to tell my therapist you said that.
494
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,875
Oh, wait a minute. Hang on.
495
00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:38,290
Basement! Basement!
496
00:26:38,291 --> 00:26:40,666
Uh, look, dude, I gotta go.
I-I'll call you later.
497
00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:59,166
Sweetheart,
do you need anything else?
498
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,916
Here, yeah. Can you pass me that?
499
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,666
I can't believe this is, like...
500
00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:06,915
...real.
501
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,875
I know.
Me either, honestly.
502
00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:10,458
So weird.
503
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:12,499
Okay, what do we do now?
504
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,540
Uh, I don't know.
505
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:18,416
I guess you take my advice
and make our life better?
506
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:20,665
Jesus. No pressure.
507
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,707
But I don't want to tell you
too much, okay?
508
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,750
I'm afraid I'll ruin, like,
the surprises of life or whatever.
509
00:27:25,751 --> 00:27:29,124
No, no, no, no. It's fine.
We hate surprises, remember?
510
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,291
Yes, we hate them. Also, we have, like,
no idea how this works,
511
00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,375
so maybe you don't tell anyone about this?
512
00:27:34,376 --> 00:27:35,915
Yeah, I was not planning on that.
513
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:39,375
And you won't tell our gorgeous wife
and three children either, right?
514
00:27:39,376 --> 00:27:41,499
Three children?
Oh, my God, Elliott.
515
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,458
Nobody's allowed to have
three children anymore.
516
00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,999
Look, just listen to me.
517
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,082
Don't do anything stupid,
and we'll be fine.
518
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,958
- It's gonna work. I promise.
- Elliott. - I think.
519
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,145
- Fuck! Fuck! Shit!
- Oh, shit!
520
00:27:52,146 --> 00:27:54,332
Whoa-ho! Shit!
521
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,582
Got you, got you.
Okay, and if I don't kill us,
522
00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:58,832
will you tell me when we have
our first threesome?
523
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:00,874
Oh, my God, dude,
I wish I had the energy
524
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:03,708
- to have sex with one person, let alone two.
- Come on!
525
00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:05,250
Go hang out
with your brothers.
526
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,040
- Alakazam!
- Oh!
527
00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:09,083
I don't think you remember
how annoying they are.
528
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:10,875
Why do you even want to come?
529
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:17,000
Because I'm leaving soon,
and I want us to bond.
530
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,125
Anything new in your life?
531
00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:23,332
Not really.
532
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,250
Are you gonna miss me when I'm gone?
533
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,833
No.
534
00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:35,000
Fair.
535
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:39,415
Dude, there's absolutely no way
this is making our life better.
536
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:42,166
Dude,
you played one game. Try harder.
537
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:44,208
Ow! Max!
538
00:28:44,209 --> 00:28:46,249
Hi.
539
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,958
- Hi.
- Can I help you with anything?
540
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,125
Uh, you can take out the garbage.
541
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,374
This advice
literally sucks dick, dude.
542
00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:57,095
Shut up. You literally suck dick.
543
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,665
Ray! Raymond!
544
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:01,957
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Is that Chad?
545
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:04,082
- Yo, get the fuck out of there.
- I am.
546
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,707
- Run!
- I literally am.
547
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,500
I told you
to stay away from that guy.
548
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,165
I know.
549
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,915
I got this. We're-we're good.
550
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,249
You're stressing over nothing.
551
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:15,583
I'm not gonna fuck this up.
552
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,291
Oh, fuck.
553
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:36,249
What's going on?
554
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,874
I saw one of those motherfucking
evil snakes! I swear to God!
555
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:41,500
- What did it look like?
- It was, it was brown and it was, like,
556
00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:43,916
this big and it fucking looked right at me
and laughed!
557
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,500
I'll be right back.
558
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,624
Look, I got him!
559
00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:02,832
I got him.
560
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,332
He put up a good fight, but in the end,
561
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,791
I was stronger, smarter
and faster than him.
562
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,541
Something is wrong with you.
563
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,125
How much horsepower does your boat have?
564
00:30:25,126 --> 00:30:27,145
How do you know I have a boat?
565
00:30:27,146 --> 00:30:29,165
Because I saw you driving it.
566
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:32,416
- Okay, Peeping Tom.
- I wasn't Peeping Tom-ing.
567
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:34,125
I was just looking out at the open water.
568
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,250
Will you take me for a ride sometime?
569
00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:43,165
No!
570
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,416
No, I'm not going to take you for a ride.
571
00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,999
I barely know you.
572
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,541
You could be, and you most likely are,
a fucking murderer.
573
00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:53,207
I'm not a murderer. I promise.
574
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:55,500
You, I... You are a murderer. I'm, like...
575
00:30:55,501 --> 00:30:57,354
I won't murder you.
576
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,208
How 'bout that?
577
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:07,208
Plus, it's, like...
it's a tiny bit broken right now anyways.
578
00:31:07,209 --> 00:31:08,957
What happened?
579
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,833
I have no idea. I went down earlier
and it just didn't start.
580
00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:14,041
Maybe I can fix?
581
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,791
What are you, a mechanic murderer now?
582
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,624
No.
583
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:22,125
But I worked at my dad's mechanic shop
my whole life.
584
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,791
Oh.
585
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,290
Are you bonded and insured?
586
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,250
Just let me fix the damn boat, Romano!
587
00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:37,083
Can you hand me those pliers?
588
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,041
Are you gonna take over the farm one day?
589
00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:47,832
I have zero... zero desire to be a farmer.
590
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:51,708
Plus, my brother wants to do it,
so I'm just, like, "Cool, you do it."
591
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:53,124
My middle brother.
592
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:55,082
My younger brother
just wants to move to Ireland
593
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:57,958
and marry this famous actress
whose name I can never say right.
594
00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,999
Saoirse Ronan, right?
595
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,499
Why do you know that?
596
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,291
Oh, 'cause I love her, man.
Have you seen Little Women?
597
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,832
Yeah. A hundred times.
598
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:09,208
So, if you weren't a farmer,
what would you be doing?
599
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,208
I don't know.
Not totally sure yet.
600
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,207
What was that?
601
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,333
I just thought that if you didn't want
to take over your family legacy,
602
00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:25,874
then maybe you'd have
some sort of big aspiration.
603
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:31,000
You know, like, saving the planet or...
becoming prime minister or something.
604
00:32:31,001 --> 00:32:32,874
Well, I can't speak French, Chad,
605
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,625
so my dreams of becoming prime minister
have sadly been put to bed.
606
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,020
Like, what the fuck?
607
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,916
J'ai réparé votre bateau.
608
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,958
Le conduit de carburant était laîche.
609
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,665
De rien.
610
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:55,083
On peut faire un petit tour?
611
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:06,125
Okay, I'm never going on a boat ride
with you, okay?
612
00:33:06,126 --> 00:33:08,000
You can speak French.
613
00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:09,665
Yeah, well...
614
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,708
I'm smarter than I look, Chad.
615
00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:14,582
I think you look smart.
616
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:16,750
Stop being so nice!
617
00:33:16,751 --> 00:33:18,270
Okay!
618
00:33:18,271 --> 00:33:19,791
Fucker!
619
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:21,666
No!
620
00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:35,166
Okay, can you
just tell me, like,
621
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,749
what does this Chad guy do, again?
622
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,499
'Cause, honestly, he seems so harmless.
623
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:45,166
Like, I've never been less threatened
by anyone, I don't think.
624
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:47,457
Oh, God. What happened?
625
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,957
- Nothing. Nothing happened.
- Tell me.
626
00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:52,083
He was acting all nice
and he fixed the boat and...
627
00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:54,437
You let him fix the boat? No.
628
00:33:54,438 --> 00:33:56,790
He basically made me let him.
629
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,833
Okay?
630
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,416
Don't you remember that?
631
00:34:03,021 --> 00:34:04,739
Yeah, I do.
632
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,458
He's like...
633
00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:10,957
He's like this weird mix
of being so lovable...
634
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,749
- Oh, my God.
- ...that I just want to protect him,
635
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,416
- and then being so basic I want to punch him...
- Oh, my God.
636
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,332
...in his weirdly symmetrical face.
637
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:20,333
Elliott, do not have sex with him.
638
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:23,707
Jesus! I'm not gonna...
639
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,625
I can admit someone's face is symmetrical
and not fuck them.
640
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:29,791
- God.
- God.
641
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,874
Hello?
642
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:36,375
No more boat rides with Chad.
643
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,624
Promise?
644
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,625
Dude, are you okay?
645
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:43,708
You should get some sleep. It's late.
646
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,291
Have you ever, like,
off-roaded with this thing?
647
00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:51,833
Just, like, like, monster truck style?
648
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:54,062
- No.
- I would.
649
00:34:54,063 --> 00:34:56,291
Sorry I'm not cool like you.
650
00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:58,165
Hey, you're cool.
651
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,916
Mom and Dad tell you
to say that, too?
652
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,665
What does that mean?
653
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,707
I know they asked you to hang out with me.
654
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,749
Otherwise, you'd never be seen with me.
655
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:09,125
You're an idiot.
They didn't ask me to hang out with you.
656
00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:15,166
Do you actually think I wouldn't want
to be seen with you?
657
00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:17,625
I mean... yeah.
658
00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:19,207
Why?
659
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:22,332
'Cause I'm everything
that annoys you:
660
00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:26,125
I like farming, I play sports,
I hate Euphoria.
661
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,333
On my last birthday card, you wrote,
"I'd wish you a happy birthday,
662
00:35:31,334 --> 00:35:34,083
but cis white men
don't need any more happiness."
663
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,250
That was a joke.
664
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,124
It was!
665
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,790
Okay, sorry. I should have written,
666
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:46,083
"The gender binary is killing us all.
I hope you don't outlive the planet."
667
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,958
I'm sorry.
668
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,500
I'm sorry. I know I've been, like...
669
00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:06,166
...like, narrow-minded about some stuff,
and that's fucked-up.
670
00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,957
So, I'm sorry.
671
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,457
And I genuinely think you're, like...
672
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:14,958
the realest, like... good person vibes.
673
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,957
And I'm not embarrassed
to be seen with you.
674
00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:22,291
I thought you were embarrassed
to be seen with me.
675
00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,125
Oh, I am.
676
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,165
Didn't realize
it was such a precise sport.
677
00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,750
- This is why I say that the form is important, all right?
- And I'm sore. Why am I sore?
678
00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:34,000
'Cause you're not...
You don't have the right form.
679
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,895
- Hi.
- Hi, pumpkin.
680
00:36:51,896 --> 00:36:54,291
How was your day?
681
00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:55,875
It was fine.
682
00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:59,603
How was yours?
683
00:36:59,604 --> 00:37:01,416
Very good.
684
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,832
Good.
685
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:06,415
Okay, if we weren't
the same person
686
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:10,916
and you just met me at a party,
do you think you'd even like me?
687
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,665
Okay. You want to know
688
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,458
what's one of the best things
about getting older?
689
00:37:14,459 --> 00:37:16,624
What?
690
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:19,000
You stop worrying so much
about if other people like you.
691
00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:21,750
- Mm.
- It's kinda great.
692
00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:23,624
I feel like...
693
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,541
feel like I've been kind of an asshole.
694
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:27,457
Ah, you're just 18.
695
00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:30,791
Honestly, everyone's kind of an asshole
at that age.
696
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,375
Why?
697
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,875
Are you okay?
698
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,375
Elliott? Hello?
699
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,082
I just feel like everything
700
00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:44,874
that used to make sense doesn't anymore.
701
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:47,499
- Yeah.
- Like, even Chelsea.
702
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,999
Like, she's... she's literally been
my dream girl for so long.
703
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,540
- Like, you know how long.
- Yeah, I know.
704
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:55,499
And she's so hot and the sex is so amazing.
705
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,250
- Yeah.
- I'm-I'm so confused. Like, why aren't I more into this?
706
00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,582
Well, this isn't
gonna be the last time
707
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:06,208
you get exactly what you want
and then realize it isn't what you wanted.
708
00:38:06,209 --> 00:38:08,457
How do you ever know
what you want, then?
709
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,791
Like, when you actually fall in love,
how do you know that it's real?
710
00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:14,540
Uh... you don't.
711
00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:17,645
I feel like it's just, like,
everything feels right,
712
00:38:17,646 --> 00:38:20,750
even when it's really hard...
correct me if I'm wrong.
713
00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:23,540
Uh, yeah, you're wrong. You're very wrong.
714
00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:26,583
Sorry.
It's just hard to explain.
715
00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:29,124
Try! Give me something!
716
00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:32,915
Okay. God! I mean, okay.
717
00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:36,395
Love... like, healthy love...
718
00:38:36,396 --> 00:38:39,875
I guess it's like...
719
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,791
...safety and freedom all at once?
720
00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,957
Sick. Sick.
721
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:53,499
Safety and freedom. Okay.
722
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,791
Okay, look, I know it doesn't
sound romantic to you, but it is.
723
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,166
Trust me. God.
724
00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,625
Wow.
That's-that's pretty impressive.
725
00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:38,750
Did you see any monkeys?
726
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:48,875
Give your little brother a break.
727
00:39:48,876 --> 00:39:50,375
Oh, good morning, Elliott.
728
00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:51,791
Have you met Chad?
729
00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,957
- Um...
- He's working here this summer.
730
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:59,208
He was kind enough to come and help Dad
with the tractor this morning.
731
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:04,000
Come on, sit down.
Have some pancakes before they get cold.
732
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:06,875
Here, yeah. Could you pass me that?
733
00:40:06,876 --> 00:40:08,082
Yeah.
734
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:15,374
Sup?
735
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:19,208
So, uh, you were telling us
about your plans after undergrad.
736
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,207
Oh, yeah. Um...
737
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,666
Yeah, well, I originally wanted
to get into engineering,
738
00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:28,125
but now I think I'm leaning
more towards biotechnology.
739
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:30,290
- Hmm.
- And, um,
740
00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:33,249
hopefully getting my master's
in pharmaceutical science,
741
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:37,583
uh, to focus on, like, underfunded
cancer drug research and stuff.
742
00:40:37,584 --> 00:40:38,999
- That's very cool.
- Yeah.
743
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,708
A literal angel in our presence.
744
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:43,374
If you want to be a drug doctor,
745
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,625
why are you spending your summer
on a cranberry farm?
746
00:40:45,626 --> 00:40:47,583
Ah, for the money and the fame.
747
00:40:47,584 --> 00:40:49,541
He's a Chatsworth, Elliott.
748
00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:53,375
One of the original
cranberry farmers in the area.
749
00:40:53,376 --> 00:40:56,207
Owned the place two lines down.
750
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:59,125
His grandfather was close friends
with your grandfather.
751
00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:01,250
You two are-are practically blood.
752
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:06,290
Are we... related?
753
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,458
Well, I think it's wonderful
that you're staying with your grandmother.
754
00:41:08,459 --> 00:41:10,040
She must be thrilled.
755
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:14,040
Yeah, I-I never, um,
met my grandfather or, um,
756
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,958
uh, even got to see the farm
before it got sold or anything,
757
00:41:16,959 --> 00:41:19,416
- 'cause he died before I was born, but...
- Hmm.
758
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,874
Yeah, it's been,
it's been really nice.
759
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:25,062
I think I just wanted to...
get in touch with my roots,
760
00:41:25,063 --> 00:41:28,250
if that isn't the cheesiest thing
you've ever heard.
761
00:41:28,251 --> 00:41:30,625
No. It's not cheesy.
762
00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:32,207
That's wonderful.
763
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:34,833
- Mm.
- No. I think that's nice. - No.
764
00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:36,916
We're late for our tee time, Max.
765
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,332
Oh, uh...
766
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,166
Chad, do you want to come golfing with us?
767
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,125
You want Chad to come?
768
00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,916
- You don't have to. You really...
- I, if...
769
00:41:47,917 --> 00:41:49,624
I would love to, if that's...
770
00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:52,416
Okay, great.
Let me get you some coffees to go.
771
00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:56,166
Oh!
772
00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:57,999
Dude, what?
773
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,625
You're insane.
774
00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:01,207
You're the real deal.
775
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,875
- You're a professional golfer. Okay.
- Come on.
776
00:42:02,876 --> 00:42:04,375
You should have told me.
777
00:42:04,376 --> 00:42:05,874
I'm about to embarrass myself.
778
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:09,000
Oh, come on. I'm sure you're better
than you think you are.
779
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:10,583
Nope.
780
00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:15,166
Elliott, uh, Elliott said you were gonna
take over the farm, man.
781
00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,957
You should just be a golfer.
782
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:19,353
Yeah, I mean, my mom and dad
are selling the farm, so...
783
00:42:19,354 --> 00:42:21,750
might be my only option now.
784
00:42:21,751 --> 00:42:23,250
What?
785
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,208
Who told you Mom and Dad
are selling the farm?
786
00:42:27,209 --> 00:42:29,208
Uh, Mom and Dad.
787
00:42:29,209 --> 00:42:30,540
What?
788
00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:32,291
Dude, what the fuck?
789
00:42:33,791 --> 00:42:35,499
Actually, what are you talking about?
790
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,540
What? Like they would tell you and not me.
791
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:40,166
They thought you wouldn't care
'cause you're not taking it over anyway.
792
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:42,353
- What?
- All you do is talk about leaving.
793
00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:44,343
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
794
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:46,332
Mom and Dad are not selling the farm.
795
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,874
We'll go to them and be, like,
"This is fucked, you can't sell it,"
796
00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:51,416
- and they won't sell it.
- I already tried that. It didn't work.
797
00:42:51,417 --> 00:42:53,582
Fuck, really?
798
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,665
Max!
799
00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:57,625
Why are you acting like
this isn't a big deal?
800
00:42:57,626 --> 00:42:59,374
- Why are you not upset?
- I am upset.
801
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,791
- You don't look upset at all.
- Well, I've known for a while.
802
00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:03,333
You've known for a while?
803
00:43:03,334 --> 00:43:04,999
So, I'm old upset.
804
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,957
Old upset is different than new upset.
805
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,915
How have I been so left out of this?
806
00:43:08,916 --> 00:43:11,500
You kind of leave yourself out,
Elliott.
807
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:14,041
Max!
808
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:23,375
Dad! You're selling the farm?!
809
00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:24,915
This is insane.
810
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:28,040
This? This is our lifeblood.
This is our roots.
811
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:31,250
Our-our blood, sweat and tears,
our history, our literal life.
812
00:43:31,251 --> 00:43:32,582
I'm really sorry, Elliott.
813
00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:35,374
I honestly didn't think
you'd care.
814
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,999
Are you selling it
because I'm not taking it over?
815
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,083
No, there are lots of reasons,
none of which have to do with you.
816
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,645
I'm really sorry, Elliott.
817
00:43:46,646 --> 00:43:48,290
It's already in progress.
818
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,750
We got a really good offer
we couldn't turn down.
819
00:43:50,751 --> 00:43:53,250
We'll pass it over after the fall harvest.
820
00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,208
And you were just never
going to mention it?
821
00:43:56,209 --> 00:43:59,583
Of course we were. We tried a few times.
822
00:43:59,584 --> 00:44:01,375
Hard to peg you down, kiddo.
823
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,958
Thought you'd be happy about it.
824
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:07,916
All you talk about is leaving this place.
825
00:44:07,917 --> 00:44:09,708
My God! I assumed it would always be here!
826
00:44:09,709 --> 00:44:11,165
You know what they say:
827
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:14,583
Assumptions are made.
Most assumptions are wrong.
828
00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:16,540
Is that what they say, Dad?
829
00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:18,500
Why don't you put it
on a hand towel, then?!
830
00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:32,186
Where are you?
Why are you not answering?
831
00:44:32,187 --> 00:44:34,583
I've sent you, like, 50 fucking messages.
832
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,291
Max told me about the farm.
833
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:52,875
Is there anything I can do, like...
to stop it?
834
00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:56,665
♪ Pretty just like you ♪
835
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:58,686
I only have a week left here.
836
00:44:58,687 --> 00:45:00,707
Just please call me, okay?
837
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:03,541
♪ I held her close ♪
838
00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:08,791
♪ Like I held you ♪
839
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:18,125
♪ Martha sways ♪
840
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:23,583
♪ And I follow suit ♪
841
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:29,833
♪ She fills my glass ♪
842
00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:35,000
♪ And I toss it back ♪
843
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:41,791
♪ Into the space that once held you ♪
844
00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:07,541
Are you doing anything right now?
845
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:11,583
You want to help me sell my boat?
846
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:17,082
Yeah, I had heard
some rumors, like,
847
00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:21,708
about zoning changes and it was affecting
the reservoir ponds and...
848
00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:25,333
Something like that,
and I... I don't know.
849
00:46:25,334 --> 00:46:28,958
I didn't know it was
a for-sure thing, but...
850
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,499
Fuck.
851
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,041
So even the summer boy workers
knew about it before me.
852
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:36,750
Whoa! Summer boy workers?
853
00:46:36,751 --> 00:46:38,249
I was fine leaving.
854
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:41,249
I was really excited to leave, but...
855
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:45,000
I just always thought it was
going to be here to come back to.
856
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:47,416
So, it feels really different now.
857
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:53,958
'Cause when I leave,
I'm saying goodbye forever.
858
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,833
And I hate goodbyes.
859
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,833
I just really wish that time
would just stop for a second
860
00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:09,666
so I could enjoy it
for a little bit longer.
861
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,125
Sorry. I shouldn't be venting
all this at you,
862
00:47:19,126 --> 00:47:21,583
- like, throwing it at you.
- What?
863
00:47:21,584 --> 00:47:24,041
Dude, no, I... I actually, uh, I get it.
864
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,541
Do you remember the last time
you went out with friends as a kid
865
00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:37,000
and just played pretend the whole day?
866
00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:42,249
I remember doing that a lot.
867
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:46,041
Yeah? Do you remember
the very, very last time you ever did it?
868
00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:52,374
Isn't that sad?
869
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,790
You know, to think that there was a time
870
00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,582
when you were out biking around
with your friends,
871
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,374
pretending you were getting chased
by zombies,
872
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:04,958
you were just all dirty and sweaty
and having the best time and then...
873
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:12,374
...you went home and parked your bike
in the garage and went to bed,
874
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:16,541
not realizing that that was the last time
you were ever going to get to do that.
875
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:24,582
But then, the thing about
not saying goodbye is that you also miss
876
00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:29,583
savoring when it's gonna be, like,
the last time you get to do that thing.
877
00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:35,125
I don't know, I, I...
878
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:37,832
...sort of...
879
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,291
It doesn't make sense.
880
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:43,791
It was deep as hell, Chad.
881
00:48:43,792 --> 00:48:45,624
Yeah.
882
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,708
I went to Poetry University.
883
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,541
Majored in deepness.
884
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,666
- Oh, my God! Fuck.
- Oh!
885
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:17,207
Sorry.
886
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:19,250
No, you're good. I...
887
00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,728
- Um...
- Um...
888
00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:29,165
Sorry, uh...
889
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:31,332
No, it's... Yeah, I...
890
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:33,332
I have to go.
I have a dentist appointment.
891
00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,915
- You... you have a dentist appointment?
- Yeah.
892
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:40,041
I, my tooth... My tooth is...
fucked-up, so I have to,
893
00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:42,832
I have to go,
but can you just get the, um...
894
00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:44,957
At this, this dock, can you just take it
the rest of the way?
895
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,083
- I-I mean...
- Just back to my house is fine.
896
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,457
- Just, I just have to go.
- Okay.
897
00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,875
Do you have
your boating license?
898
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,124
- No.
- Okay.
899
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,457
Fuck.
900
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,666
I mean, there's only a few stems
and broken bits left.
901
00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:08,416
That should be enough for just me, right?
902
00:50:08,417 --> 00:50:09,832
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
903
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,999
Wait, yo. What's going on with you?
904
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,165
You've been MIA as fuck lately,
905
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,082
and then you show up here manic as hell
on a Wednesday
906
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:20,958
during the random-ass part of the day
asking for-for shroomies.
907
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:23,208
I've been so busy.
The busiest I've ever been.
908
00:50:23,209 --> 00:50:25,458
- Right.
- It's like... it's not like that.
909
00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:28,375
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm fine.
910
00:50:28,376 --> 00:50:29,750
Is this about the farm?
911
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:34,499
It's about so many things.
912
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:39,958
But just trust me when I say
it's so complicated.
913
00:50:39,959 --> 00:50:43,332
Okay? Okay.
914
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:47,000
I mean, I'm not just gonna let you
go alone in the woods.
915
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:54,750
I mean, uh... Oh, it's...
I think that's a good amount.
916
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:58,333
Delicious.
917
00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:06,625
Fuck me.
918
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,916
Do you think I'm high yet?
919
00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:17,415
No.
920
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:19,875
Okay, so I just did the shrooms.
Again.
921
00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:22,749
Don't get mad! I'm just trying to...
922
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:25,749
conjure you again because you won't answer
your fucking phone
923
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,750
and I really need to talk to you
and I don't know how this works,
924
00:51:28,751 --> 00:51:31,666
so if you get this, I'm on Maude Island.
925
00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:33,250
And I'm high.
926
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,166
Well, I-I will be high.
927
00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,395
Oh, my God.
928
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,332
Ro?
929
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:52,750
Ro?
930
00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:55,875
Dude, this isn't funny.
931
00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:58,458
Ro?
932
00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:02,541
Dude, what the fuck?
933
00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:03,875
Hey.
934
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:07,707
What are you doing here?
935
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:10,188
Ro texted me and said you wanted
to talk to me about something.
936
00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:13,207
What?
937
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:15,186
They just left.
938
00:52:15,187 --> 00:52:17,166
What the fuck?
939
00:52:18,541 --> 00:52:20,375
What did you want to talk to me about?
940
00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:30,375
Ro said something about you wanting
to let me inside of your world.
941
00:52:38,126 --> 00:52:40,291
What the fuck is going on?
942
00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:44,040
I think I'm your
one less lonely girl, Elliott.
943
00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:48,040
How did you know about
my Bieber fantasy as a nine-year-old?
944
00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:52,041
I know that while all the other girls
screaming in the crowd
945
00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:54,249
wanted to be the one less lonely girl,
946
00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:57,833
you wanted to be Bieber
handing out those roses.
947
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,000
Now's your chance.
948
00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,250
All right, let's go.
949
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:16,791
♪ There's gonna be one less lonely girl ♪
950
00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:18,415
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
951
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:21,833
♪ There's gonna be one less lonely girl ♪
952
00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:24,457
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
953
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,165
♪ How many "I told you's"
and start overs ♪
954
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,978
♪ And shoulders have you
cried on before? ♪
955
00:53:29,979 --> 00:53:32,790
♪ How many promises? Be honest, girl ♪
956
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:35,832
♪ How many tears you let hit the floor? ♪
957
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:38,375
♪ How many bags you packed
just to take 'em back? ♪
958
00:53:38,376 --> 00:53:40,916
♪ Tell me that, how many either or's? ♪
959
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:42,915
♪ No more ♪
960
00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:45,290
♪ If you let me inside of your world ♪
961
00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:49,166
- ♪ There'd be one less lonely girl ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
962
00:53:49,167 --> 00:53:51,520
♪ Saw so many pretty faces ♪
963
00:53:51,521 --> 00:53:53,874
♪ Before I saw you, you ♪
964
00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:57,000
- ♪ Now all I see is you ♪
- ♪ I'm coming for you ♪
965
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,749
♪ I'm coming for you ♪
966
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:04,208
♪ No, no, don't need these
other pretty faces like I need you ♪
967
00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:06,957
♪ And when you're mine in the world ♪
968
00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:10,625
♪ There's gonna be one less lonely girl ♪
969
00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:12,290
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
970
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:19,415
What the fuck?
971
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:21,541
♪ Fix up your broken heart ♪
972
00:54:21,542 --> 00:54:24,291
♪ I can give you a brand-new start ♪
973
00:54:24,292 --> 00:54:27,040
♪ I can make you believe, yeah ♪
974
00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:29,541
♪ I just wanna set one girl free to fall ♪
975
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:31,458
♪ Free to fall ♪
976
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,374
♪ Fall in love ♪
977
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,790
♪ Her heart's locked
and nowhere to get the key ♪
978
00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:39,582
♪ I'll take her and leave the world
with one less ♪
979
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:42,375
♪ There's gonna be one less lonely girl ♪
980
00:54:42,376 --> 00:54:44,457
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
981
00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:47,875
♪ There's gonna be one less lonely girl ♪
982
00:54:47,876 --> 00:54:51,208
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
983
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:56,790
♪ One less lonely girl ♪
984
00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:58,333
What in the fuck?!
985
00:54:58,334 --> 00:54:59,582
Who are you?
986
00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:00,916
I'm changing, I'm growing.
987
00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:02,249
- You are!
- I'm learning.
988
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:04,000
Do what you want to do
and fly like a bird.
989
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:06,957
Wow.
990
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:09,500
I actually don't ever want to talk to you
about this ever again.
991
00:55:09,501 --> 00:55:11,332
- Why?
- I got what I needed from this conversation.
992
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,500
Moving forward, there's nothing...
We're not talking about it anymore.
993
00:55:16,833 --> 00:55:18,082
Okay.
994
00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,625
Oh, God. Justin fucking Bieber.
995
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,583
I could use some butter.
996
00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:28,750
Maybe some, um, salt.
997
00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,874
Okay.
998
00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:35,791
I have a confession.
999
00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:41,833
Low-key. A low-key confession, okay?
1000
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,291
I have, like...
1001
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,500
...weird feelings for someone.
1002
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,791
Okay.
1003
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,165
But...
1004
00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:04,875
the fucked-up part is it's, um...
1005
00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,250
It's a guy.
1006
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,041
Oh, shit.
1007
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,750
You like a guy?
1008
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,707
Wow.
1009
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,125
This all makes so much sense now.
1010
00:56:22,126 --> 00:56:23,540
- Am I bi?
- Oh, shit.
1011
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:25,125
What does this actually fucking mean?
1012
00:56:25,126 --> 00:56:26,708
I...
1013
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:30,040
I-I mean, shit, if you like him and...
1014
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:33,041
I've just always been so sure
that I was only into women.
1015
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:37,500
Like, it's never been
even a thought for me.
1016
00:56:37,501 --> 00:56:40,166
I don't know. Like, I've just always...
1017
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,624
I've just always been into women.
1018
00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:46,583
But I'm just, when I'm with him...
1019
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,749
Like, dude.
1020
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:52,290
- Fuck.
- No, it's fucked. It is actually fucked.
1021
00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:55,375
Just 'cause you like a man
doesn't make you any less queer.
1022
00:56:55,376 --> 00:56:58,458
I don't think any less of you
for being straight.
1023
00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:00,541
No, sorry.
1024
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,999
Straight?
1025
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,500
That's the fucking worst thing
you've ever called me in my life.
1026
00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:07,875
Like, you said it yourself
about-about labels and shit,
1027
00:57:07,876 --> 00:57:09,749
and if they feel useful, then use them.
1028
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,916
And if they stop feeling useful,
then stop using them.
1029
00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:13,540
- Hmm.
- You told me that.
1030
00:57:13,541 --> 00:57:16,500
Listen to yourself. Listen to your heart.
Your motherfucking gut.
1031
00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,749
Listen to your gut.
1032
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:21,333
But I've also gotta listen to my old ass.
1033
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:25,416
You like asses now or something?
1034
00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:27,082
- Yeah.
- Same.
1035
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,415
I've been wanting to talk...
1036
00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:29,875
I've been wanting to talk to you
about this for a while.
1037
00:57:29,876 --> 00:57:32,500
- I, like, want to meet him.
- Shut up.
1038
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:35,895
Is he cute?
1039
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,624
Oh!
1040
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,207
- Do you love it?
- Spencer!
1041
00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:48,166
I still have three walls to finish
before I move in.
1042
00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:50,416
Could you not have waited till I left?
1043
00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:51,874
I actually thought you left.
1044
00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:54,833
I'm not sleeping in that bed tonight
with her staring at me.
1045
00:57:54,834 --> 00:57:56,499
Girl, this is not okay.
1046
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:59,125
Could you put this up there?
I need to see the balance.
1047
00:58:04,709 --> 00:58:06,457
Where?
1048
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,040
Right there.
1049
00:58:08,041 --> 00:58:11,041
- Here?
- No, uh, over there.
1050
00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:13,915
Uh, up. Uh, down.
1051
00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:15,791
- Uh, little to the left.
- Oh, my God.
1052
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:22,541
Ugh. Can't believe
you leave in a few days.
1053
00:58:24,354 --> 00:58:26,166
You excited?
1054
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:33,916
I was thinking about you last night.
1055
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,332
And about how, when you were two...
1056
00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:41,478
and you still hadn't
slept through the night. Ugh.
1057
00:58:41,479 --> 00:58:44,625
Oh, God,
you were such a terrible sleeper.
1058
00:58:44,626 --> 00:58:47,187
I had to rock you for ages,
1059
00:58:47,188 --> 00:58:49,750
and you were so specific
in what you wanted.
1060
00:58:49,751 --> 00:58:52,082
I had to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle."
1061
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,874
And you needed your blanket.
1062
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:57,875
And you had to have two pacis,
one in each hand, and a bottle.
1063
00:58:57,876 --> 00:58:59,958
- Why was I so demanding?
- I don't know!
1064
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,208
It tracks.
1065
00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:05,374
And I remember one night,
1066
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,875
I think I must have been singing
"Twinkle, Twinkle" for about 45 minutes.
1067
00:59:08,876 --> 00:59:11,540
And my throat was so dry
and my legs were all cramped
1068
00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:15,165
and I thought, "Oh, Lord.
I just can't do this for another second."
1069
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:18,791
You should have thrown me in my crib
and told me to get over myself.
1070
00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:20,458
I know.
1071
00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:22,708
So, what did you do?
1072
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,520
I kept rocking you.
1073
00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:30,332
Mom! Self-care!
1074
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,250
I know.
1075
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:38,541
But I remember one night,
shortly after that...
1076
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:44,000
...you turned to me
and you just said, "Crib."
1077
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,750
All matter-of-fact.
1078
00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:51,540
And so, I put you down
1079
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:55,041
and you looked at me and you smiled.
1080
00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:59,791
And then you rolled over
and you fell asleep.
1081
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,666
Just like that.
1082
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,083
And I was so proud of you...
1083
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,833
...'cause you didn't need me
to get you to sleep anymore.
1084
01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,208
But, at that moment...
1085
01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:26,125
...I also realized that I wasn't
going to get to rock you anymore.
1086
01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:34,166
And I guess that's how I feel now.
1087
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:37,208
Really proud of you...
1088
01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:41,875
...but also a little bit sad.
1089
01:00:46,333 --> 01:00:47,833
I'm gonna miss you.
1090
01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:50,790
- So much.
- Aw.
1091
01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:53,250
And I still need you.
Like, I'm literally an idiot.
1092
01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:55,083
- I don't know anything, so...
- No.
1093
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,791
You're not an idiot.
1094
01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:21,999
Shh. Shh.
1095
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,083
- I'm so excited to meet him.
- Whoa.
1096
01:02:24,084 --> 01:02:25,916
- Why am I sweating?
- Why are you so nervous?
1097
01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:27,708
You introduce us
to every girl you're banging
1098
01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:29,500
- within, what, like 30 seconds?
- We're not...
1099
01:02:29,501 --> 01:02:31,458
- That's true.
- Oh, you're not banging?
1100
01:02:31,459 --> 01:02:32,790
Hey.
1101
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,791
Um, these are my best friends.
This is Ruthie, and this is Ro.
1102
01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:37,082
- Hi.
- Hey. - Ro.
1103
01:02:37,083 --> 01:02:38,883
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1104
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:42,999
I cannot believe someone actually wants
to purchase this boat.
1105
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,333
I know! Right when I came up with
the perfect name for it, too.
1106
01:02:46,334 --> 01:02:48,207
Ready?
1107
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:50,665
Piece of Ship.
1108
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,332
- Womp-womp.
- No?
1109
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,791
- That's the best you could come up with?
- Okay.
1110
01:02:54,792 --> 01:02:57,250
My alternative was
Motor? I Hardly Know Her.
1111
01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:58,645
Right there! Golden. Much better.
1112
01:02:58,646 --> 01:03:00,041
Or I had, I had Ship-Faced.
1113
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:01,415
Master Baiter.
1114
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:03,707
- Master Baiter. That's classic.
- Um...
1115
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,103
- Playbouy.
- Play... Yo, how-how does she have so many names?
1116
01:03:06,104 --> 01:03:08,280
- That's What Sea Said.
- I see why it works.
1117
01:03:08,281 --> 01:03:10,140
That's What Sea Said is good, too, yeah.
There...
1118
01:03:10,141 --> 01:03:12,000
There's so many options.
1119
01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:13,624
Wait, did...
1120
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:15,583
Did you clean her?
1121
01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:20,041
Uh, yeah, you know, just a little bit.
1122
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,624
This looks amazing.
1123
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,625
All the rust is literally gone.
1124
01:03:25,626 --> 01:03:26,957
How did you do that?
1125
01:03:26,958 --> 01:03:29,791
You know, just popped in a podcast,
little bit of soap.
1126
01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:33,249
Four to six hours of scraping.
1127
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:35,916
It was no... it was nothing.
I was, I was chillin'.
1128
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:40,666
You want to take her out
for one last spin?
1129
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,833
We're, no... we're actually,
we're late for something.
1130
01:03:43,834 --> 01:03:45,165
We gotta head out.
1131
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:47,375
- If there was, like, four of us on this boat, we would all sink.
- Yeah, right?
1132
01:03:47,376 --> 01:03:48,937
Like, we gotta go, yeah, but, bro.
1133
01:03:48,938 --> 01:03:50,406
Way to make it obvious.
1134
01:03:50,407 --> 01:03:51,932
It was good to meet you guys.
1135
01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:53,457
- Bye.
- Have fun.
1136
01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:55,791
- Bye, guys.
- You guys... be so safe, okay? - Be safe!
1137
01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:58,125
- Mm-hmm.
- Nice to meet you both. - Nice to meet you.
1138
01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,333
Don't rock the boat too much.
1139
01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:03,124
- Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
- Sorry.
1140
01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:14,791
What are you doing?
1141
01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:26,249
Whoa!
1142
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,082
How's it chillin' over there?
1143
01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:49,750
I'm chillin'... chillin' good over here.
1144
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,333
Oh!
1145
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,208
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1146
01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:03,686
No, why are you laughing?
1147
01:05:03,687 --> 01:05:05,082
What the fuck? What do I do?
1148
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:07,291
- Do we go back and get it?
- You know what?
1149
01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:09,562
We cut the price to 350.
1150
01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:11,833
Motor's at the bottom of Lake Muskoka now.
1151
01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,082
Fuck!
1152
01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:14,249
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
1153
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:16,750
My dad's got, like, a whole stack
of old motors in his shop.
1154
01:05:16,751 --> 01:05:19,166
It's fine.
1155
01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:24,041
Shit.
1156
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:26,416
- Go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.
1157
01:05:27,708 --> 01:05:30,208
- What the hell? Why is the rain so cold?
- It's so fucking cold.
1158
01:05:30,209 --> 01:05:32,708
- It's so fucking cold. Hoodie?
- What?
1159
01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,083
- Wow.
- I know. I come prepared.
1160
01:05:36,416 --> 01:05:37,583
Turn around.
1161
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:40,040
Don't look.
1162
01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:41,750
I'm not looking.
1163
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:11,250
Thanks for the sweater.
1164
01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:14,291
Anytime.
1165
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,540
It's warm.
1166
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:19,500
Good.
1167
01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:31,083
Do you feel like you found
what you were looking for by coming here?
1168
01:06:32,083 --> 01:06:33,791
What do you mean?
1169
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:37,499
You mentioned something about...
1170
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,082
like, wanting to get in touch
with your roots.
1171
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:43,291
Like learning about cranberry farming
and stuff, so I just, I don't know.
1172
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:46,000
I wanted to know
if you felt like you did that.
1173
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:50,520
Yeah, actually.
1174
01:06:50,521 --> 01:06:52,416
Um...
1175
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,957
My whole life,
my family's been telling me,
1176
01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,541
you know, how much I remind them
of my grandfather.
1177
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,541
So I-I, I think...
1178
01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:08,375
...at least coming here,
I-I got to know him or...
1179
01:07:08,376 --> 01:07:10,625
understand him a little bit better.
1180
01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,333
Which is cool.
1181
01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:15,791
It's very cool.
1182
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:21,458
Where do you normally live?
1183
01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:23,666
- Toronto.
- What?!
1184
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,875
- Yeah.
- I'm going to U of T in, like, a week.
1185
01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:30,853
I go to U of T.
1186
01:07:30,854 --> 01:07:32,290
Wait, what?!
1187
01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:34,375
How have we never
fucking talked about this?
1188
01:07:34,376 --> 01:07:37,625
I don't know, man.
1189
01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:43,082
Cold?
1190
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,666
I'm gay.
1191
01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:13,000
Cool.
1192
01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:21,166
I thought I was gay.
1193
01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:26,833
You thought you were gay?
1194
01:08:29,875 --> 01:08:31,625
Yeah.
1195
01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:34,333
Till I met...
1196
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,250
...this person named Gary.
1197
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:42,249
- Gary.
- Gary.
1198
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:45,875
And Gary made me realize that, um...
1199
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:52,895
...I don't know, I'm bi or maybe pan.
1200
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:57,416
I've, like, yet to figure that out.
1201
01:08:57,417 --> 01:09:00,250
But yeah.
1202
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,625
Okay.
1203
01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:06,332
And then my friend...
1204
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,708
Oh, my God.
And then my friend was like,
1205
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:11,333
"Ah, don't do it. Gary's bad news."
1206
01:09:11,334 --> 01:09:13,916
Whoa. Bad news?
1207
01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:16,500
Mm-hmm. Bad news.
1208
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:19,625
What, what did Gary do?
1209
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:25,583
Well, she wouldn't tell me
exactly what Gary did, but...
1210
01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:31,958
I just... it... yeah, it was...
I just was not supposed to go there.
1211
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,666
With him.
1212
01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:35,125
Hmm.
1213
01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:41,166
This friend of yours
sounds rather elusive.
1214
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:45,333
Oh, yeah.
She's a real fucking buzzkill, but...
1215
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,166
I'm supposed to listen to her, so...
1216
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:53,375
Hmm.
1217
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:58,791
What does your gut tell you to do?
1218
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,416
Re: Gary.
1219
01:10:05,625 --> 01:10:07,416
My gut?
1220
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:14,125
My gut is, um...
1221
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:20,666
...pretty interested
in what Gary's all about.
1222
01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:25,166
- I see.
- Mm.
1223
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,561
I like looking at your face.
1224
01:10:36,562 --> 01:10:38,416
I like looking
at your face.
1225
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:44,749
I want to kiss you.
1226
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,437
I want to kiss you.
1227
01:10:46,438 --> 01:10:48,124
Stop copying everything I say.
1228
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,415
Sorry, you know I don't have a brain.
1229
01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,583
Don't make me insecure about it.
1230
01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:54,416
Sorry, I'm bad at this, so...
1231
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:10,791
♪ And get out of my mind ♪
1232
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:17,291
♪ We don't see eye to eye ♪
1233
01:11:17,292 --> 01:11:21,750
♪ Or hear ear to ear ♪
1234
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:29,500
♪ Don't you wish ♪
1235
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:36,208
♪ That we could forget that kiss ♪
1236
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:41,583
♪ And see this for what it is...
1237
01:11:41,584 --> 01:11:43,624
I've never had...
1238
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:45,666
dick sex before.
1239
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,750
Do you want to have...
1240
01:11:50,751 --> 01:11:52,458
dick sex?
1241
01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:54,790
Maybe.
1242
01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:57,790
♪ Of a broken heart ♪
1243
01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:00,999
♪ Isn't the ending ♪
1244
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:07,375
♪ So much as the start ♪
1245
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,165
I'd invite you in, but...
1246
01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:22,125
I don't really want my parents to know
I hooked up with a summer boy worker.
1247
01:12:22,126 --> 01:12:25,541
- How embarrassing for you.
- It's not good for me.
1248
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:37,125
See you later?
1249
01:12:37,126 --> 01:12:38,791
Mm-hmm.
1250
01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:41,415
- Okay, you need to go.
- Okay.
1251
01:12:41,416 --> 01:12:43,750
- I don't want them to see you.
- I'm going, I'm going.
1252
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,041
Stop staring at my butt!
1253
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,249
- Psst!
- Oh, my God.
1254
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,103
- What was that?
- What the fuck?
1255
01:13:04,104 --> 01:13:05,655
What the fuck are you doing here?
1256
01:13:05,656 --> 01:13:07,208
- Were you kissing Chad?
- No.
1257
01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:09,499
- No?
- No. A little.
1258
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,790
What the fuck is that?
1259
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:14,416
Dude, where the fuck
have you been? I thought you fucking died.
1260
01:13:14,417 --> 01:13:16,541
Dude, I was gone for four days, okay?
1261
01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:18,332
Four days on my Hubbya retreat.
1262
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,416
I get back, I have 200 messages from you.
1263
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,999
What the fuck is Hubbya?
1264
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,125
It's, uh, transcendental meditation,
but better, actually.
1265
01:13:25,126 --> 01:13:27,207
Penelope Disick invented it.
1266
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:29,624
Oh, fuck, I was so worried about you.
1267
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:33,750
I had to eat, like, three pounds of
my girlfriend's friend's weed to get here.
1268
01:13:33,751 --> 01:13:35,333
- Oh, fuck.
- Are you okay?
1269
01:13:35,334 --> 01:13:37,832
What is that? Why? Why?
1270
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,541
It's not even dragonfly season yet.
1271
01:13:39,542 --> 01:13:41,249
There are no dragonflies, dude.
1272
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,999
Dude, I told you,
we don't tolerate drugs well.
1273
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,062
- I don't know what to tell you.
- Oh, my God.
1274
01:13:45,063 --> 01:13:47,125
I'm really high.
I need water or something.
1275
01:13:47,126 --> 01:13:48,665
You can't just disappear like that.
1276
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:50,333
You should have told me
you were going on some hoobie retreat.
1277
01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:52,624
- Hubbya.
- I found out about the farm.
1278
01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:55,708
- And then all the Chad stuff happened.
- What?
1279
01:13:55,709 --> 01:13:57,375
What Chad stuff?
1280
01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,124
- What? What?
- I, uh...
1281
01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:02,791
That's what I've been trying to,
like, talk to you about.
1282
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:07,790
- I've been trying, okay? Really hard.
- Uh-huh.
1283
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:11,666
And I get it now.
Like, all the other advice was so good.
1284
01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:14,375
Like, I was taking so much
of our life and...
1285
01:14:14,376 --> 01:14:16,125
our family, like, for granted.
1286
01:14:16,126 --> 01:14:17,874
Yeah, I see that now, okay?
1287
01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,833
- Okay, well, you're welcome.
- Mm-hmm.
1288
01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:22,207
But I...
1289
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,624
I was just too scared to tell you...
1290
01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:28,395
when I started falling in love with Chad.
1291
01:14:28,396 --> 01:14:31,166
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1292
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,290
I didn't want to let you down or...
1293
01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:37,500
like, mess up our life
or something, but...
1294
01:14:39,958 --> 01:14:41,875
Just say it.
1295
01:14:42,791 --> 01:14:44,958
We had sex.
1296
01:14:44,959 --> 01:14:47,332
I know. I'm sorry.
1297
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,541
I know you told me not to.
1298
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:51,291
But...
1299
01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:53,040
Dude.
1300
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:55,333
Everything about him...
1301
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,000
...like, feels so right.
1302
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:03,250
I'm sorry, but I've tried so hard
to find one bad thing about him,
1303
01:15:03,251 --> 01:15:05,207
and I literally can't.
1304
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:08,875
Dude, I don't understand
why we wouldn't want to be with him.
1305
01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,749
I just need you to tell me what he did.
1306
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:14,208
Like, just fucking lay it out 'cause I'm
not gonna be able to stay away from him.
1307
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:16,687
Like, the connection is too real.
1308
01:15:16,688 --> 01:15:19,166
So, just fucking tell me what he did.
1309
01:15:19,167 --> 01:15:21,625
- No.
- What did he do?
1310
01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:26,666
- Tell me what he does.
- I can't.
1311
01:15:26,667 --> 01:15:28,665
I swear to God... Tell me.
1312
01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:30,625
It literally cannot be that bad.
1313
01:15:30,626 --> 01:15:32,290
He died.
1314
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,000
That's what he did.
1315
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,874
Chad dies.
1316
01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:40,333
And he dies after you have fallen
so madly in love with him
1317
01:15:40,334 --> 01:15:42,749
that you can't see straight, okay?
1318
01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:45,416
After you can't imagine
loving anybody else ever again.
1319
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:48,832
And no, you can't save him.
1320
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:50,791
I know that's what you're gonna say,
but no, you can't save him.
1321
01:15:50,792 --> 01:15:52,541
There's nothing you can do.
1322
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:55,832
And-and you can't find
anything bad about Chad
1323
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:58,250
because there isn't anything bad
about Chad, okay?
1324
01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,582
Elliott, it is so hard, okay?
1325
01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:10,083
It is so, so hard, and I do not want you
to have to feel that shit.
1326
01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,541
No.
1327
01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:39,250
No?
1328
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,666
No, I'm gonna fall in love with Chad.
1329
01:16:49,208 --> 01:16:51,582
I'm gonna love him...
1330
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:54,999
so hard for however long we have.
1331
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,083
Yeah, you're just saying that
because you're young and dumb.
1332
01:16:57,084 --> 01:16:58,790
Okay, but if you weren't young and dumb,
1333
01:16:58,791 --> 01:17:01,499
you'd never fucking be brave enough
to do anything.
1334
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,208
If you knew how shitty
and unfair life would be,
1335
01:17:04,209 --> 01:17:05,790
you'd never leave your house.
1336
01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:08,790
You'd never enjoy
spending time with anyone
1337
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,583
because you'd just be thinking about
the fact that they're gonna die someday.
1338
01:17:11,584 --> 01:17:15,458
But when you're young and dumb,
you don't even think about that.
1339
01:17:15,459 --> 01:17:19,374
And that's what lets you actually live.
1340
01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:21,958
So maybe being young and dumb
isn't such a bad thing.
1341
01:17:21,959 --> 01:17:23,541
Have you ever thought about that?
1342
01:17:23,542 --> 01:17:25,208
Hey, Elliott.
1343
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,249
You dropped this.
1344
01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,916
Sorry to interrupt.
1345
01:17:40,041 --> 01:17:41,791
Can you see her?
1346
01:17:41,792 --> 01:17:43,125
See her?
1347
01:17:44,541 --> 01:17:46,083
Yes.
1348
01:17:48,166 --> 01:17:50,366
Am I not supposed to?
1349
01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,958
Cool, cool. Um...
1350
01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,708
- This is my Uncle Michelle.
- Michelle.
1351
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,374
Hey. I'm Chad.
1352
01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:01,875
Nice to meet you.
1353
01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:06,499
Nice to meet you, too... Chad.
1354
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,645
I've never met an uncle named Michelle.
1355
01:18:08,646 --> 01:18:10,790
That's funny.
1356
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:13,583
So, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
1357
01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:16,000
um, I think this got run over by a car.
1358
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:18,249
Like...
1359
01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:20,499
I don't know, but it wasn't me.
1360
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:23,228
I don't know what happened. Uh...
1361
01:18:23,229 --> 01:18:25,958
we can try to get it out with, like,
like, bleach or something.
1362
01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:29,957
And, you know, some...
some good old scrubbing.
1363
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:32,457
But I just thought I would
get it back to you...
1364
01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:52,041
...could be a new thing,
roadkill chic.
1365
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,208
Um...
1366
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,040
I will catch you guys later.
1367
01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:01,416
No, no, don't, don't leave. Um...
1368
01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:05,665
I was about to leave, so you stay.
1369
01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:07,541
- What?
- Stay with Elliott.
1370
01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:08,958
- No, you weren't.
- Yes, I was.
1371
01:19:08,959 --> 01:19:10,500
No, you weren't.
1372
01:19:10,501 --> 01:19:12,458
Yes, I was.
1373
01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:19,686
It was really nice to meet you... Chad.
1374
01:19:19,687 --> 01:19:22,208
Yeah, it was good to meet you, too.
1375
01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:03,583
Is she okay?
1376
01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:10,541
Yeah, she'll be okay.
1377
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,166
Are you okay?
1378
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:15,916
Yeah.
1379
01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:20,708
I think this is more of
a baking soda situation,
1380
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:23,707
now that I'm thinking about it,
'cause I...
1381
01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:26,708
I-I think if we put bleach on it,
it would turn it all orange and stuff.
1382
01:20:26,709 --> 01:20:29,750
But, I don't know.
Either way, it's like a cold-water thing.
1383
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:35,583
I really like you.
Like, really... really like you.
1384
01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:38,791
I really...
I really, really like you, too.
1385
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:43,208
I'm really grateful
for this moment with you.
1386
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:47,291
I'm very grateful
for this moment with you, too.
1387
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:36,791
Well, you're gonna
have to get it yourself.
1388
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:40,333
You want one of those things?
1389
01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:04,645
Hey.
1390
01:22:04,646 --> 01:22:06,489
Um...
1391
01:22:06,490 --> 01:22:08,332
Curve, curve!
1392
01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:10,000
- I'm sorry. I...
- I'm curving.
1393
01:22:10,001 --> 01:22:12,666
- I'm going this way.
- ...hope...
1394
01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:14,708
you're okay.
1395
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,875
Um...
1396
01:22:17,876 --> 01:22:21,000
I wanted to send you one last message.
1397
01:22:21,001 --> 01:22:22,415
Come in.
1398
01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:25,416
You're right, Elliott.
1399
01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:27,583
I should listen to you.
1400
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:31,833
I never realized how wise
my young ass was.
1401
01:22:31,834 --> 01:22:34,374
Okay, that sounded weird, but...
1402
01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:37,333
What I'm trying to say is...
1403
01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:42,083
...you're right.
1404
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:47,040
You shouldn't live your life for me
or for the future
1405
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:50,625
or get stuck in the past,
because that is not living.
1406
01:23:02,041 --> 01:23:06,290
I'm so happy you fell in love with Chad.
1407
01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:12,375
Because... loving Chad is a gift.
1408
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:16,375
And being loved by him...
1409
01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:22,500
...it's the best fucking thing
in the world.
1410
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:29,791
So just, fuck it,
just keep being the naive,
1411
01:23:29,792 --> 01:23:32,290
dumb, pore-less, smart...
1412
01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:35,165
...happy, confident, brave,
1413
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:39,041
self-centered optimistic idiot
that you are because...
1414
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,208
it's perfect.
1415
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,395
And go live your life with Chad.
1416
01:23:44,396 --> 01:23:46,332
Or Chad and your three wives
1417
01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:48,707
or whatever you decide is right for you.
1418
01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,375
And I'll go live mine again, okay?
1419
01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,790
I love you.
1420
01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:58,833
Now, go say goodbye to that lake for me.
1421
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:03,833
And wear your retainer
and moisturize, please, thank you.
1422
01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:36,750
Whoo!