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When I was a kid,
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I used to carry
a rabbit's foot for good luck.
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But in Somalia,
I traded it for two cold Budweisers
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and a back issue of Penthouse.
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You hear people talk
about the horrors of war all the time,
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but the dirty little secret is,
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if you're just reporting it,
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war has its bright side as well.
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I know, I know. I'm sacrilegious.
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But being that close to death,
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being that alive,
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it's completely addictive.
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And if anyone tells you otherwise,
they are lying.
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Fuck!
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I know.
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I worked with Simon Hunt for nine years.
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We worked as a team
for the network news covering wars
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from El Salvador to Desert Storm
to the killing fields of Bosnia.
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Are we moving or what?
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Yes, we're moving.
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I just wish I had a fucking Quaalude.
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No one was crazier than he was.
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No one was as dangerous,
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as fun, or as good as he was.
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Damn!
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Even in the very worst of times.
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God damn it.
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You film any of that?
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Are you kidding me?
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Well, what the hell are we doing here,
writing for Travel and fucking Leisure?
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We're here for one purpose
and one purpose only,
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and that's to get some
goddamn news footage here.
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That's why you're going to go back out
into this mess and shoot something.
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Ridiculous.
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Afraid not, Duckie Boy.
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Okay. You film it.
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- No, you fucking film it.
- You fucking film it.
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I don't know how to use
the fucking camera.
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Screw me.
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Simon gave me balls
I never even knew I had.
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Of course, during our years together
I got shot four times,
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and Simon never got
as much as a scratch.
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But together we won lots of awards.
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Simon liked to point out, however,
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that news awards were like hemorrhoids:
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Eventually, every asshole gets one.
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But the fact was
Simon was the best in the business,
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and everyone knew it.
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He cared the most.
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He got the best stories.
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But things started to change
during the winter of 1994 in Bosnia.
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All the senseless brutality
of every war we had covered
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crystallized in one perfect
winter of tragedy.
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And then one day Simon snapped.
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I guess everyone snaps
once in their lifetime:
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At a boss...
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at a lover...
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at the world.
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But Simon's was a doozy.
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And I filmed it all,
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recording it for every journalism major
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to download from here to fucking eternity.
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We now go to Simon Hunt
in Bosnia with the story.
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Two years into a civil war
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that has ravaged
this once multi-ethnic country,
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Doctor Boghanovic's Bosnian Serb army
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continues in its quest to liquidate
the Bosnian Muslims from this region,
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today attacking yet another
supposed UN-protected village at will.
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Simon, some are saying
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that it was the Bosnian Muslims
who attacked first,
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causing this latest battle.
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- Simon, some are saying...
- It wasn't a battle, Franklin.
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It wasn't a battle, it was a slaughter.
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Well, Simon, certain
United Nations observers confirm...
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Who are you talking about?
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Are you talking about the Dutch?
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The Dutch?
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The Dutch were getting drunk
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with the Serb army guys on slivovice
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at the checkpoint earlier this morning.
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- Okay, thank you, Simon Hunt...
- Safe areas?
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These people were butchered!
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Women were raped!
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Children were murdered!
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Oh, come on, Franklin!
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Come on, don't get your panties
all in a twist.
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- We're live, Simon.
- Lathered up.
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You and your editor boys,
you can cut this part out of air.
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Timid little network cunts.
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There have been many distinguished
moments in television history.
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This wasn't one of them.
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After that, everything changed.
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Simon, of course, got canned.
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And I, on the other hand,
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received the opposite end
of the network spear.
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I got promoted.
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Guess a little reward for having to endure
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the embarrassment that was Simon Hunt
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for all those years.
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I got sent to New York and was offered
the cushiest job in the business:
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Chief cameraman for Franklin Harris,
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the network anchorman.
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I suddenly had what
everyone else wanted:
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World capitals,
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state dinners,
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first-class jets.
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And I took advantage
of every gift bag they gave me.
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Simon had it harder.
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- Much harder.
- Simon Hunt here in Northern Gaza.
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He stumbled through
a half dozen cable news jobs,
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one more demeaning than the next...
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What the fuck are you doing?
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...which usually ended with him quitting
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or getting fired for insubordination.
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Got great tape!
Great, great tape!
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Finally he hit the bottom rung
of a journalist's career:
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Showing up at a war
on nobody's dime but his own.
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$500.
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I'll take five hundred.
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A world exclusive.
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Don't you owe me
300 from Gaza?
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It's a shitty life.
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Soon after that, I stopped hearing
from Simon altogether.
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And then he dropped
completely off the radar.
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There were rumors of spottings
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in certain war zones
you wouldn't even want to fly over.
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Stories like that.
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And then slowly...
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the stories stopped.
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As for me?
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Did I miss the action?
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Did I want to go back
to the carnage and craziness?
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The adrenaline and nonstop erection
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that comes from fear and death and war?
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Absolutely not.
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And that was the lie I lived with.
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- Watch the land mine.
- What?
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Okay, that's not funny.
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No, I just read there's
supposed to still be
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over 500,000 un-detonated land mines
in this country.
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You know, the last time I was here,
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there was a sniper positioned right there
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taking potshots at my ass.
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Five-year anniversary. It's a good story.
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Duck, you should talk
to some of your old contacts
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and work with Benjamin.
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I want to do something
on the reconciliation.
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You know, Muslim and Serb widow
sort of thing.
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- Yes, sir. It will be done.
- Good.
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- Watch the land mine.
- What?
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Okay, really, this isn't funny.
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First overseas assignment
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producing a piece on something
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you seem to know very little about,
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could be pretty damn funny.
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Yeah, Franklin and my father
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thought this would be a good
first foreign assignment for me.
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You know, get my feet wet.
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And whose kid are you again?
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The network vice-president's.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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I'm trying to read everything I can,
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but this war was complicated as all hell.
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It was hell.
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Ain't nothing complicated about that.
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# Pusti, pusti, modu #
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# Pusti, pusti, modu #
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Duck!
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He has actually graced
us with his presence.
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And his expense account.
Drinks on the network.
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No, it's not.
Don't listen to anything he says.
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Hey, man.
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Back in the trenches
with the commoners, huh?
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- Oh, Brady, you look great.
- Good to see you, man.
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- You look like shit, mate.
- So does your mama.
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It's all that money and pussy.
It's fucking destroyed him.
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Two Sarajevskas, please.
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Excuse me if I can afford a bar of soap.
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All y'all look like y'all need a bath.
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Duck!
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- We have a very special
guest this evening.
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What?
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- And she's a virgin.
- No.
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We gonna get her fucked up!
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Your first time,
and you're traveling with Duck?
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I hope you brought your flak jacket.
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Last newbie who traveled with him
lost one of his balls.
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It's true.
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That's why they sent the Duck
back to New York.
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He attracts mortar fire
like shit attracts flies.
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- Jubilee, buddy.
- Jubilee.
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It's good to see you.
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It's insane. NATO has 20,000
peace-keeping troops
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in a country half the size of Kentucky,
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and they can't find
any of these fucking war criminals.
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There's no way this country is going
to get its economy back up
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until it starts catching
some of these assholes.
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Until they catch the Fox.
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Now that would be a great story.
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Yeah? Who's the Fox?
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Where's that Bosnian war book
you've been reading?
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Uh-oh.
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It never gets old.
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It's not pretty.
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Thank you.
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Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic,
the Fox,
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is the most wanted war criminal in Bosnia.
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During the war,
he ordered the rape and murder
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of thousands of innocent Muslims.
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There's a $5 million bounty
on his little arrogant head.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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You got everyone from the UN,
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CIA, and NATO,
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and every bounty hunter
from here to Chuck Norris
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looking for him.
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I think that poor boy needs
some slivovice quick.
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It's good.
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It's brandy.
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Yeah? How good?
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Let's put it this way.
There's an old Bosnian saying
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that when a bottle of this stuff
is on the table,
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the devil's sitting in the corner laughing.
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You know what I was just thinking of?
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If every day is a holiday
at the Holiday Inn...
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- That's not your room.
- I know.
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Then what do they do...
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What do they do about Christmas time?
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Look, man,
if I don't see you at breakfast,
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I'm going to have NATO send a task force
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to search for you.
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Okay.
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Good night, Duck.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Duck!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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- Hello, Duckie.
- Oh, fuck!
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Simon.
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Surprise.
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How the hell are you?
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Get over here.
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Been good.
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Been good.
Been around.
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Amazing how many
crappy wars you'll find
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if you go looking for 'em.
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- But you're okay?
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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I've been getting through.
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I hope you don't mind.
I raided your honor bar over there.
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Purloined a few
of your little bottles of vodka.
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So what else is new?
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I watched you guys today
doing your report up on a bridge.
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Franklin's not looking half bad.
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He have some work done?
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- Eyelift.
- Oh.
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- But you were watching us, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I was...
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I was hoping maybe I could convince you
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to shoot my stand-up report
tomorrow at the ceremony.
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You know, old times' sake.
262
00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:27,587
Yeah, sure.
263
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,413
You know,
I could save a little money
264
00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:33,416
if I didn't have to hire
a cameraman, so...
265
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:37,658
I'm going to sell it
to the Germans or Jamaicans.
266
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,033
Yeah.
267
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,746
Fuck, Simon.
268
00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:59,779
You know, I meant to try
and track you down.
269
00:15:00,956 --> 00:15:02,956
Don't worry about it.
270
00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:11,831
Don't worry, Duck.
271
00:15:20,074 --> 00:15:22,441
I heard rumors.
272
00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:24,911
They're all true.
273
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,885
I got something, Duck.
274
00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:35,515
Not just the anniversary,
I got a real story.
275
00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:39,618
Something that could put me
right back on the map.
276
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:42,943
I thought you might be interested. Huh?
277
00:15:50,706 --> 00:15:52,130
It's not like I don't want to.
278
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,233
I just...
279
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:56,940
You know, I'd do anything for you.
280
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,572
But I'm meeting this girl in Greece
the day after tomorrow,
281
00:15:59,582 --> 00:16:03,141
and it's just not something
I can cancel, you know?
282
00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:04,576
Just shitty timing.
283
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:08,717
I got this three-week vacation and all.
284
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,484
Look, but I'll still do
your stand-up tomorrow.
285
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:14,554
Look, l... I got to get out of here.
286
00:16:15,331 --> 00:16:17,331
What, already?
287
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,867
Simon!
288
00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:23,104
- Great to see you, Duck.
- Simon!
289
00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:37,684
The white doves released
to denote peace around the world.
290
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:42,090
Peace especially in Sarajevo
and Bosnia-Herzegovina.
291
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,134
Simon Hunt.
292
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:55,629
I thought you were dead.
293
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,897
Franklin.
294
00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,666
You look good.
295
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:00,676
Very taut.
296
00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:03,971
Duck said you were coming by here.
297
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,308
That's fine with me
if you wanna piggyback with us.
298
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,877
- I got no hard feelings.
- Oh, thank you.
299
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:12,913
Thank you, Franklin.
Magnanimous as always.
300
00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:15,215
I promise I won't try to steal Duckie back.
301
00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:18,485
Oh, you can't afford him.
Hell, I could hardly afford him.
302
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,955
Benjamin, meet Simon Hunt,
a former star with our network.
303
00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:24,297
Simon, Benjamin Strauss.
304
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:27,461
Benjamin, you look young enough
to be someone important's son.
305
00:17:27,471 --> 00:17:30,446
Yeah. The network vice-president's.
306
00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,368
You know, I thought you were dead, too.
307
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,846
What?
308
00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:39,074
Simon used to be our best correspondent
309
00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:42,610
till he flamed out on national television.
310
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,620
Yeah. No, I remember.
311
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,426
I mean, we studied it
in journalism school.
312
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:57,862
Reporting from
the five-year anniversary ceremony
313
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:02,610
for Jamaican television,
this is Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.
314
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:07,702
Reporting for Peruvian state television,
315
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,374
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.
316
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:14,242
Reporting for
the Polish television news network,
317
00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:16,547
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.
318
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:19,781
I hope one of these bastards buys this.
319
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:21,816
Hope so.
320
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,953
Check the atlas.
I don't think you got any countries left.
321
00:18:24,963 --> 00:18:26,688
Yeah, well,
322
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,323
considering what I got up my sleeve,
323
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,333
it won't matter much.
324
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:40,269
Hey, get this back to the hotel.
I'll meet you there later.
325
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:43,254
All right, daddy, what's the story?
326
00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,075
You make the call?
327
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,275
What call?
328
00:18:47,285 --> 00:18:49,835
To your little Greek souvlaki.
329
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,982
'Cause this story's too big to waste
330
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:59,177
if you're just going to get on a plane
like Facelift Franklin.
331
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:04,994
You're getting soft, Duckie.
332
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:07,830
You've gotten real soft
around the edges.
333
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,899
You're like a racehorse
that's been put out to pasture.
334
00:19:09,909 --> 00:19:11,700
Yeah, and you can fuck off, Simon.
335
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,336
But when I know that you're ready
to do serious journalism,
336
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:17,507
instead of that anchorman fluff
they've reduced you to,
337
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:19,517
I'll fill you in, okay?
338
00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:24,296
What's the story, you motherfucker?
339
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:29,794
It's good.
340
00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:31,995
It's really good.
341
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,767
What?
342
00:19:40,707 --> 00:19:42,707
What?
343
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:52,584
You know the Fox?
344
00:19:53,286 --> 00:19:57,451
Pompous bastard who's responsible
for all of this?
345
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,460
Yeah.
346
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,591
I know where he's hiding.
347
00:20:27,321 --> 00:20:30,448
So this great source of yours
knows where he's hiding,
348
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,082
just like that?
349
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,316
Yeah. Correct.
350
00:20:33,326 --> 00:20:36,087
And we're going to find him
and score an interview.
351
00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,154
Correct.
352
00:20:37,164 --> 00:20:38,823
Go where no bounty hunter
353
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,958
or U.S. Marine has ever gone before.
354
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:42,968
Correct.
355
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,645
You are out of your fucking mind.
356
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:54,872
Okay. What about the bodyguards
that he travels with, Simon?
357
00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:56,508
Have you thought about that?
358
00:20:56,518 --> 00:20:59,311
Yeah. Word is he's got 20
armed guards with him at all times.
359
00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:01,112
Yeah? Well, I heard it's 50.
360
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:03,249
- Fifty?
- Fifty.
361
00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:05,320
Maybe.
362
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,719
Actually, some people
believe he has none.
363
00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:09,154
Stupid people.
364
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:10,588
Doesn't matter.
365
00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,391
He's expecting NATO troops,
not two jerks in a car.
366
00:21:13,401 --> 00:21:14,860
We can get right up to him.
367
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:15,994
I know the town.
368
00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:17,728
- I have directions.
- You got directions?
369
00:21:17,738 --> 00:21:20,365
What, somebody said
"Make a left at the first Quickie-Mart"?
370
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:24,636
I don't think they have
Quickie-Marts in Bosnia, Duckie.
371
00:21:24,646 --> 00:21:27,739
Okay, Simon.
This great source of yours...
372
00:21:27,749 --> 00:21:31,404
How do you even know
that you can trust him?
373
00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:36,022
It's real.
374
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,119
He says he's hiding
up in the mountains of Celibici,
375
00:21:41,129 --> 00:21:43,655
right by the border of Montenegro.
376
00:21:43,665 --> 00:21:45,891
You go one step over the border,
NATO can't catch you.
377
00:21:45,901 --> 00:21:47,225
No, no, no.
378
00:21:47,235 --> 00:21:50,796
- They've been printing that gossip...
- He's there. He's in the mountains.
379
00:21:50,806 --> 00:21:52,497
He's there! He...
380
00:21:52,507 --> 00:21:54,499
He's an hour and a half
up an unpaved road.
381
00:21:54,509 --> 00:21:57,302
He's surrounded
by sympathetic Bosnian Serbs
382
00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:59,439
who will protect him...
383
00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,515
at all costs.
384
00:22:04,019 --> 00:22:06,887
That's just fucking great.
385
00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:10,440
We're leaving first thing in the morning.
386
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:17,489
If you could see me in this bikini, Duck,
you wouldn't be doing this.
387
00:22:17,499 --> 00:22:19,359
Come on. Come on, baby.
388
00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:23,363
Look, it's... I promise it's just going
to be two more days, okay?
389
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,298
Oh, well, I can wait.
390
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:27,433
But I don't know for how long.
391
00:22:27,443 --> 00:22:29,638
You're torturing me.
392
00:22:29,712 --> 00:22:31,137
And you're torturing me.
393
00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:33,147
So we're even.
394
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,643
Hello? Hello?
395
00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:43,049
I must be a complete fucking idiot.
396
00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:46,153
Hey, look, I know I'm new
and green and a joke to you,
397
00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:48,087
but I just graduated
from Harvard, okay?
398
00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:50,725
And I know something's up.
399
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,159
I haven't the slightest idea
what you're talking about.
400
00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:56,763
Oh, come on.
You and Simon, you're onto a story.
401
00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:58,097
Me and Simon are just hanging out.
402
00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,667
I saw your girlfriend when she
came by the office two weeks ago.
403
00:23:00,677 --> 00:23:02,001
She is hotter than hot.
404
00:23:02,011 --> 00:23:05,581
You don't leave her in Greece to hang out.
405
00:23:05,682 --> 00:23:08,141
You been listening to my conversations?
406
00:23:08,151 --> 00:23:09,343
No.
407
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,843
No, it was, um...
408
00:23:10,853 --> 00:23:14,447
No, the official term
is eavesdropping, all right?
409
00:23:14,457 --> 00:23:16,457
Little shit.
410
00:23:17,294 --> 00:23:19,286
Look, I know something's up, all right?
411
00:23:19,296 --> 00:23:20,354
I want in on it.
412
00:23:20,364 --> 00:23:21,889
Forget it. There's no story.
413
00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:24,024
I went to Harvard, okay?
I know there's a story.
414
00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:26,493
What is up with this Harvard shit?
415
00:23:26,503 --> 00:23:28,295
You know, I dated a girl
from Harvard once,
416
00:23:28,305 --> 00:23:31,110
and she wasn't so fucking bright.
417
00:23:32,443 --> 00:23:35,002
Look, my father is a cold,
mean son of a bitch,
418
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,037
and he thinks I'm soft and weak
419
00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:38,939
and not quite cut out
for this type of work.
420
00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:40,941
And there's no way on God's green earth
I'm going to prove that to him
421
00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:43,678
by letting you get
a great story without me.
422
00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:45,879
How do you know it's so great?
423
00:23:45,889 --> 00:23:47,414
You're hanging out with a guy
424
00:23:47,424 --> 00:23:49,116
who had a fucking meltdown
on national television
425
00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:50,584
and is a punch line in the business.
426
00:23:50,594 --> 00:23:54,334
If it wasn't good, you
wouldn't be doing it.
427
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:01,596
Look at you.
428
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,986
Little Mike-fucking-Wallace.
429
00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:08,644
Okay.
430
00:24:09,146 --> 00:24:11,639
But Simon ain't going to like this.
431
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,575
Yeah?
432
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,475
Well, I ain't going to like Simon.
433
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,321
You see, his main bodyguard
434
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,624
is this psychopathic little fuck
named Srdjan.
435
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,630
He had a real fondness
436
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,829
for raping and mutilating
these very young Muslim girls
437
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:37,933
as he was ethnically
cleansing the villages.
438
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:41,170
- Jesus.
- Oh, that ain't the good part.
439
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,106
Shit, the good part,
Benjamin, is this Srdjan,
440
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,241
the guy in charge of protecting the Fox,
441
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:50,045
he's got this tattoo on his forehead
that reads in Cyrillic,
442
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,775
"I was dead the day I was born."
443
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:58,005
They teach that evil shit at Harvard?
444
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:02,758
Now, we are headed right into the heart
of this Balkan madness,
445
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,326
into Serb territory.
446
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,928
Republica Srpska.
447
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,263
It's a backward land
448
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,131
where they will kill you
for trying to hurt Boghanovic
449
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,402
as easily as somebody kills a mosquito.
450
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,412
The Fox is their god.
451
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,607
People protect their god.
452
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:23,015
Now, if you're still interested...
453
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,088
we leave in 20 minutes.
454
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:51,207
Let's go find us some war criminals.
455
00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:20,140
# 20, 24 hours ago #
456
00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:22,005
# I wanna... I wanna be #
457
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,415
# I wanna be sedated #
458
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:27,310
Hey, Benjamin, you know what that is
that we're passing?
459
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,646
Yeah, it looks like, uh, a ski lift.
460
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:33,084
'84 Winter Olympics
was held right here in Sarajevo.
461
00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:37,721
Eight years later, the Fox used this area
as a staging ground for his snipers.
462
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:40,056
Won the gold medal, triple lutz.
463
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,792
Best all around scumbag.
464
00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:44,395
Are you going to be playing that damn thing
all the way to Montenegro?
465
00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:47,198
Yep. Simon never liked
my guitar playing.
466
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,633
Really?
467
00:26:48,643 --> 00:26:50,643
Can't say I do, either.
468
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:54,320
So it's going to be like that, huh?
469
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:57,449
# 20, 20, 24 hours a day #
470
00:26:57,518 --> 00:27:01,679
- All right. Very funny.
- # I want to play the damn thing #
471
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:03,648
So what is your master plan?
472
00:27:03,658 --> 00:27:05,449
You have a contact when
we get to this town?
473
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:07,953
Nope. Never been up there before.
474
00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:10,721
I'm just going to start knocking on doors.
475
00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:13,558
You see that? Signs are in Cyrillic now.
476
00:27:13,568 --> 00:27:16,661
We've entered Republica Srpska.
477
00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:17,895
That quickly?
478
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:19,664
Ten minutes outside of Sarajevo,
479
00:27:19,674 --> 00:27:22,734
and we're in the land
of milk and honey and rape and pillage.
480
00:27:22,744 --> 00:27:25,136
- Are we going to be okay here?
- Who the hell knows?
481
00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:29,396
But $5 million is $5 million,
and I'm not stopping.
482
00:27:30,518 --> 00:27:32,377
$5 million?
483
00:27:32,387 --> 00:27:34,211
Reward.
484
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:35,414
3 is for me.
485
00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:37,482
The rest is for you guys
to split as you please.
486
00:27:37,492 --> 00:27:39,651
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Reward?
487
00:27:39,661 --> 00:27:41,719
You're not actually thinking
of capturing him, are you?
488
00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:44,522
He may be thinking it,
but it ain't going to happen.
489
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,425
- Don't be so sure.
- Don't be so stupid.
490
00:27:47,435 --> 00:27:51,096
After this interview's finished,
everything's in play, my friends.
491
00:27:51,106 --> 00:27:53,065
Whoa. Hold on.
Duck, this is nuts.
492
00:27:53,075 --> 00:27:54,700
You're not really supporting this, are you?
493
00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:56,535
One time in Rwanda,
494
00:27:56,545 --> 00:27:59,705
Simon decided he was going
to assassinate the leader of the Hutus
495
00:27:59,715 --> 00:28:01,006
and end the war.
496
00:28:01,016 --> 00:28:02,874
Three days later, he was in Morocco
497
00:28:02,884 --> 00:28:04,910
getting a massage
from a hooker named Gladys.
498
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,014
Simon has his whims,
but this one I am not supporting.
499
00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:10,415
This isn't a whim.
500
00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:13,155
You know what this means to me.
501
00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:15,253
Okay, we are journalists.
We can't do this.
502
00:28:15,263 --> 00:28:17,890
It's... It's unethical and... and insane.
503
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:20,693
It would be a pleasure
to personally catch him.
504
00:28:20,703 --> 00:28:22,961
By ourselves. By ourselves.
We don't even have any weapons.
505
00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:25,031
If I gave you a gun,
would you know how to use it?
506
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,099
No.
507
00:28:26,109 --> 00:28:29,849
Then what the fuck
are you complaining about?
508
00:28:31,947 --> 00:28:33,473
I told you.
509
00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:36,909
The moment you start drinking
that Bosnian brandy,
510
00:28:36,919 --> 00:28:40,914
the devil's sitting in the corner
just laughing.
511
00:29:22,298 --> 00:29:24,757
Do we know any actual facts at all, guys?
512
00:29:24,767 --> 00:29:26,260
My buddy at Newsweek says
513
00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:28,028
he's so afraid of getting caught
514
00:29:28,038 --> 00:29:31,498
that he's grown his hair out
and has a full Orthodox beard.
515
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,134
Funny.'Cause I heard
he actually shaved his head.
516
00:29:34,144 --> 00:29:36,144
He's bald as a turd.
517
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:41,308
Now, what we do know is that the Fox
drives in a convoy of orange cars.
518
00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:43,444
All right?
So we should keep a lookout for them.
519
00:29:43,454 --> 00:29:45,712
That's funny, Simon.
I heard he's traveling around
520
00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:47,815
in a stolen UN de-mining vehicle.
521
00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:50,217
Well then, we should keep
an eye out for that, too.
522
00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:51,285
Yeah, that's great.
523
00:29:51,295 --> 00:29:53,520
There's only a thousand
UN de-mining trucks in this country.
524
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:54,855
Why don't we stop each one?
525
00:29:54,865 --> 00:29:57,524
"Hey, knock, knock.
Is the Fox in there? No?"
526
00:29:57,534 --> 00:30:01,496
Okay, well, we should be done in,
what, say, 9 to 12 years.
527
00:30:01,506 --> 00:30:02,996
One second he's pissing himself
528
00:30:03,006 --> 00:30:04,932
'cause he's afraid we might
actually run into the Fox,
529
00:30:04,942 --> 00:30:07,801
the next he's complaining
'cause we probably won't.
530
00:30:07,811 --> 00:30:10,370
No, I'm not... I'm not complaining.
531
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:12,576
I'm mocking.
532
00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:19,989
Wow.
533
00:30:20,558 --> 00:30:22,558
The Doctor is not bald.
534
00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:27,656
He is not desperate.
535
00:30:27,732 --> 00:30:29,942
And he is not in Celibici.
536
00:30:33,738 --> 00:30:36,366
He is everywhere.
537
00:30:36,441 --> 00:30:38,671
He know everything.
538
00:30:38,744 --> 00:30:42,110
He listens to everything you say.
539
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,944
And if you get close to the Fox,
540
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:47,017
if you corner him,
541
00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:51,545
then even God can't help you.
542
00:30:59,497 --> 00:31:01,690
What the fuck was that about?
543
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,025
A little warning.
544
00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,659
Yeah? It seemed more like a threat.
545
00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:09,073
Yeah. Beware of the nosy waiter
with Serbian pride.
546
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:11,066
Actually, it was the
first time that I thought
547
00:31:11,076 --> 00:31:13,401
that maybe Simon wasn't
jerking our chain.
548
00:31:13,411 --> 00:31:14,603
Yeah? Why is that?
549
00:31:14,613 --> 00:31:17,840
Because the guy in there said
that he's not in Celebici,
550
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:20,609
which means maybe
he actually is in Celebici.
551
00:31:20,619 --> 00:31:23,779
Right.
Unless he's really not in Celebici.
552
00:31:23,789 --> 00:31:27,190
Well, that's a possibility, too.
553
00:31:35,135 --> 00:31:36,926
- Jeez!
- Holy shit!
554
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,936
Get down!
555
00:31:40,606 --> 00:31:42,606
Hold on.
556
00:31:55,088 --> 00:31:57,080
What in the fuck was that about, man?
557
00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:59,922
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
558
00:31:59,993 --> 00:32:01,117
We're going to die.
559
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,119
Every single person out here
knows exactly what we're doing.
560
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:05,255
Keep your panties dry, Benjamin.
561
00:32:05,265 --> 00:32:07,958
- It had nothing to do with the Fox.
- What the hell do you mean?
562
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:13,153
It's just a little local tradition
to shoot at every customer?
563
00:32:13,206 --> 00:32:16,107
Wait a minute.
Is that my money?
564
00:32:16,175 --> 00:32:18,802
You mean the money I left on the table?
That's mine?
565
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,212
- Simon!
- Times are tight.
566
00:32:21,281 --> 00:32:23,573
- Things happen. Sue me.
- Wait, wait, wait.
567
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,609
You stole the money
that was left for the bill?
568
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:28,612
- I needed it more.
- Okay, you got us shot at for 20 bucks.
569
00:32:28,622 --> 00:32:32,107
I didn't know he was going
to shoot at us.
570
00:32:37,131 --> 00:32:39,131
Unbelievable!
571
00:32:42,302 --> 00:32:44,495
Much gun play when you and Franklin
572
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:47,198
do your stories about
the president's new tax code?
573
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,132
- Fuck off.
- Come on, Duckie.
574
00:32:49,142 --> 00:32:51,610
You enjoyed it, didn't you?
575
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,994
A little taste of what you left behind?
576
00:32:55,749 --> 00:32:58,082
Don't say you didn't.
577
00:32:58,152 --> 00:33:02,316
# It's a bad situation
in a beautiful place #
578
00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:06,224
# It's a bad situation
in a beautiful place #
579
00:33:06,293 --> 00:33:12,164
# It's a bad situation #
580
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,141
That pile of rubble used to be a mosque.
581
00:33:29,151 --> 00:33:31,976
Now the town's
a hundred percent Bosnian Serb.
582
00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:33,778
No Muslims left.
583
00:33:33,788 --> 00:33:36,814
Ethnically cleansed for your protection.
584
00:33:36,824 --> 00:33:38,182
Nice vibe, right?
585
00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:42,789
There's a reason they say
the river runs red in Foca...
586
00:33:42,863 --> 00:33:45,123
and it ain't because of the wine.
587
00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:46,891
What does the Cyrillic say?
588
00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:49,369
It says, "Don't touch him."
589
00:33:56,111 --> 00:33:58,136
- Wait. Where are you going?
- The police.
590
00:33:58,146 --> 00:34:00,273
Need a good laugh.
591
00:34:00,349 --> 00:34:02,749
War criminals?
592
00:34:02,818 --> 00:34:04,743
Believe it or not,
we don't even have a copy
593
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,711
of the complete indictment list.
594
00:34:06,721 --> 00:34:08,680
- You don't?
- No.
595
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:10,782
Do you have a copy?
I could always Xerox it.
596
00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:14,159
Miriam, is the copier working again?
597
00:34:15,697 --> 00:34:19,291
Word has it there's a bunch of them
living right here in Foca.
598
00:34:19,301 --> 00:34:21,997
Could be.
599
00:34:22,071 --> 00:34:24,996
Unfortunately, we're here
to reform the police force,
600
00:34:25,006 --> 00:34:26,598
not hunt for war criminals.
601
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:28,101
But it wouldn't be much hunting.
602
00:34:28,111 --> 00:34:30,670
I mean, most of them are listed
right in the phone book.
603
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:35,006
As I said, we're not authorized
to arrest war criminals.
604
00:34:35,016 --> 00:34:38,009
- You are the international police, right?
- Yes.
605
00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:39,779
Under the flag of the United Nations.
606
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:42,181
I thought the UN was looking
for war criminals.
607
00:34:42,191 --> 00:34:44,852
We are. Aggressively.
608
00:34:44,927 --> 00:34:47,487
There's a $5 million reward, you know?
609
00:34:47,497 --> 00:34:49,288
But you said you don't have
an indictment list.
610
00:34:49,298 --> 00:34:50,889
We don't.
611
00:34:50,899 --> 00:34:52,899
Donut?
612
00:34:54,369 --> 00:34:56,369
Donut.
613
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:58,397
Flown in from Bonn.
614
00:34:58,407 --> 00:34:59,465
Very black market.
615
00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:05,000
I particularly like the chocolate ones
with the rainbow sprinkles.
616
00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:08,475
You see, it's the UN that are looking
for war criminals,
617
00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:10,643
not the UN police task force.
618
00:35:10,653 --> 00:35:13,379
No, not the ones
who could actually catch them.
619
00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:16,149
Well, that's one way of looking at it.
620
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:18,418
Sounds like the usual UN jerk-off to me.
621
00:35:18,428 --> 00:35:20,428
You got any milk?
622
00:35:20,697 --> 00:35:22,723
Look, we're headed up to Celibici now.
623
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:25,758
We just figured we'd stop in
and register with you
624
00:35:25,768 --> 00:35:28,529
just in case we got killed
or something like that.
625
00:35:28,539 --> 00:35:30,964
Well, consider yourselves registered.
626
00:35:30,974 --> 00:35:34,569
Miriam, uh, be a love and get me a tea.
627
00:35:34,644 --> 00:35:36,402
Four sugars.
628
00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:38,608
Oh, and a glass of milk.
629
00:35:40,116 --> 00:35:41,508
Is there any word
630
00:35:41,518 --> 00:35:43,877
on what's going up there now?
631
00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:46,286
Well, something.
632
00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:51,201
It's third time this year
we've been ordered to stay away.
633
00:35:51,228 --> 00:35:53,287
From Celibici?
634
00:35:54,097 --> 00:35:55,656
Suspicious, no?
635
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,592
Yeah.
636
00:35:57,602 --> 00:35:59,762
Who ordered you?
637
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:01,361
UN command.
638
00:36:01,371 --> 00:36:04,465
Told us to stay away
for four or five days.
639
00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:06,200
Jesus fucking Christ.
640
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:08,836
They tell the police
not to go up to Celebici.
641
00:36:08,846 --> 00:36:10,971
I mean, he's actually up there.
I can't fucking believe this.
642
00:36:10,981 --> 00:36:12,973
Why would they tell them
not to go up there?
643
00:36:12,983 --> 00:36:14,409
Tell them not to go up there
644
00:36:14,419 --> 00:36:16,677
because I don't want them
walking into a shootout.
645
00:36:16,687 --> 00:36:19,247
Now, really...
646
00:36:19,324 --> 00:36:21,324
tell me the truth.
647
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:24,851
Who the fuck are you guys?
648
00:36:24,929 --> 00:36:27,489
I told you, we are journalists.
649
00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:28,655
Journalists?
650
00:36:28,665 --> 00:36:30,525
Yeah. You have our press credentials.
651
00:36:30,535 --> 00:36:32,535
Yes.
652
00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:36,564
Very professionally done.
653
00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:41,202
So, uh, you are journalists who believe
654
00:36:41,212 --> 00:36:44,806
that they can get close to someone
that no one else can.
655
00:36:44,816 --> 00:36:48,411
Yeah. What's the problem?
656
00:36:48,486 --> 00:36:49,878
I understand.
657
00:36:49,888 --> 00:36:50,945
I understand.
658
00:36:50,955 --> 00:36:53,590
You are journalists on a story.
659
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:59,406
What, you think we're just posing
as journalists?
660
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:05,693
Do you like beer?
I like beer. Do you like beer?
661
00:37:05,703 --> 00:37:07,703
Let's get a beer.
662
00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:15,804
For a group of UN guards to go,
it's too dangerous.
663
00:37:15,814 --> 00:37:18,214
For you guys? Sure, why not?
664
00:37:18,284 --> 00:37:19,742
Go to Celibici.
665
00:37:19,752 --> 00:37:21,410
Do the world a favor.
666
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:25,413
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
we're a CIA hit squad or something?
667
00:37:25,423 --> 00:37:29,518
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
you're journalists?
668
00:37:29,528 --> 00:37:32,053
Look, um...
669
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:34,793
I know things.
670
00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:37,495
I know how things operate.
671
00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,780
I've been waiting for you.
672
00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:44,967
Certain things need to be taken
care of professionally, right?
673
00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:47,102
- Took me months...
- Shh.
674
00:37:50,015 --> 00:37:52,074
Took me months to gain the trust
of certain people
675
00:37:52,084 --> 00:37:54,411
who normally would be protecting
the Fox.
676
00:37:54,421 --> 00:37:56,514
That's how I know you
didn't just stumble on...
677
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:57,813
the fact he's up in Celibici.
678
00:37:57,823 --> 00:38:00,149
Well, it's been printed in the press.
679
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:03,729
So has the horoscopes.
Do you believe them?
680
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:06,256
- You're not making any sense now.
- I know.
681
00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:08,460
I'm the United Nations.
682
00:38:18,612 --> 00:38:20,604
And fact is, the United Nations...
683
00:38:20,614 --> 00:38:22,905
Oh, fuck.
The French specifically,
684
00:38:22,915 --> 00:38:25,008
they have no interest
in catching the Fox.
685
00:38:25,018 --> 00:38:27,210
They would be happy
if he killed all the Muslims.
686
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:29,679
Save them all this money and energy.
687
00:38:29,689 --> 00:38:31,981
John Major and the British
backed the Fox,
688
00:38:31,991 --> 00:38:34,718
even though they would never
publicly admit it.
689
00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:37,387
And the Americans...
Yeah, they brokered the peace agreement,
690
00:38:37,397 --> 00:38:40,256
but some would suggest
they made a secret deal with the Fox
691
00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:42,225
that if he stepped down from power,
692
00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:45,720
they would not arrest him for war crimes.
693
00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:49,766
Who knows what's true, what isn't?
The whole fucking thing is dirty.
694
00:38:49,776 --> 00:38:52,506
But in dirty times...
695
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,555
dirty deeds need to be done, right?
696
00:38:56,417 --> 00:39:00,043
One arm of the government said
it would do something, does nothing.
697
00:39:00,053 --> 00:39:01,312
That would be us.
698
00:39:01,322 --> 00:39:02,746
The other hand...
699
00:39:02,756 --> 00:39:05,123
CIA...
700
00:39:05,191 --> 00:39:07,018
whoever...
701
00:39:07,028 --> 00:39:09,028
does something else.
702
00:39:09,063 --> 00:39:10,721
I mean, look at you guys.
703
00:39:10,731 --> 00:39:14,301
Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
704
00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:19,330
He thinks we're a hit squad.
705
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:22,133
- He thinks we're a fucking hit squad!
- Yeah, this can't be good.
706
00:39:22,143 --> 00:39:25,002
Isn't it illegal,
impersonating a CIA officer?
707
00:39:25,012 --> 00:39:26,370
Yeah, but we denied it.
708
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:27,505
Yeah, he didn't believe it.
709
00:39:27,515 --> 00:39:30,374
It's true.
It's like the more we fucking denied it,
710
00:39:30,384 --> 00:39:31,876
the more he didn't believe it.
711
00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,712
Yeah, the problem is,
if you were CIA you would deny it.
712
00:39:34,722 --> 00:39:37,682
And if you weren't,
you would also deny it.
713
00:39:37,692 --> 00:39:39,584
Actually he's not that far
off the mark, you know?
714
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:40,919
I mean, we're not CIA,
715
00:39:40,929 --> 00:39:42,887
but we can do a lot more
716
00:39:42,897 --> 00:39:46,527
than just interview the Fox.
717
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,259
Wait. Hold up.
718
00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:50,898
- Simon.
- What?
719
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,132
Now, you're not still
on this capturing jag?
720
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,576
It's not a jag.
721
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,807
Not a jag, not a whim.
Especially now.
722
00:39:59,881 --> 00:40:03,140
Especially since Boris basically confirmed
that he's hiding out up there.
723
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,475
Okay. Now, now, Simon,
724
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,645
I was willing to come along with you
725
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:09,681
and try to even get close enough
to this psychopathic fuck
726
00:40:09,691 --> 00:40:12,626
to try and get an interview.
727
00:40:12,694 --> 00:40:14,920
But we are not capturing him.
728
00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,587
I mean, look at us.
729
00:40:16,597 --> 00:40:19,395
That's not what we do.
730
00:40:19,468 --> 00:40:21,660
I'm checking into that hotel
731
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:22,928
down the road.
732
00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:25,664
I'm taking a shower,
a shit, and a Seconal.
733
00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:26,965
Tomorrow morning I'm getting up,
734
00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:28,700
I'm driving up that mountain to Celibici,
735
00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:30,837
and I am finding the Fox.
736
00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:32,871
Now, you're welcome to join me, Duckie,
737
00:40:32,881 --> 00:40:35,006
or you're welcome to fuck off.
738
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:37,016
Your choice.
739
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:50,935
You think this is crazy too, huh?
740
00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:53,391
I mean, just trying
to get an interview is crazy.
741
00:40:53,401 --> 00:40:56,199
But we're not mercenaries.
742
00:40:56,272 --> 00:40:58,964
Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be
on fucking vacation.
743
00:40:58,974 --> 00:41:01,033
And it makes sense why he had
a meltdown on air.
744
00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:03,043
He's a goddamn nut job.
745
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:06,272
Yeah, Simon is a goddamn nut job,
746
00:41:06,282 --> 00:41:09,547
but his meltdown wasn't for nothing.
747
00:41:09,619 --> 00:41:12,311
We'd seen some horrible stuff that day.
748
00:41:12,321 --> 00:41:16,401
Yeah, reporters see horrible things
all the time.
749
00:41:16,526 --> 00:41:18,526
That's what they do.
750
00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:22,889
Yeah.
751
00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:26,025
Look, I saw the tape, okay?
He was drunk, high.
752
00:41:26,035 --> 00:41:27,995
He just fucking lost it.
753
00:41:28,005 --> 00:41:31,320
He lost it then,
and he's losing it now.
754
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:39,814
There was these two girls, right?
755
00:41:39,883 --> 00:41:43,181
Named Marda and Una.
756
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:46,187
They said they were cousins but...
757
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,949
We used to hang out together
from time to time.
758
00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:51,251
Who the hell knows why they were there.
759
00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:52,619
It was war.
760
00:41:52,629 --> 00:41:54,629
People was broke.
761
00:41:54,697 --> 00:41:57,132
People did things.
762
00:41:57,201 --> 00:41:59,396
All I know is...
763
00:41:59,469 --> 00:42:01,469
we had a good time.
764
00:42:01,505 --> 00:42:03,505
They were our friends.
765
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:07,534
Somewhere along the line,
766
00:42:07,544 --> 00:42:10,671
maybe the second
or third year into the war,
767
00:42:10,681 --> 00:42:14,081
Simon and Marda,
they had a little thing.
768
00:42:16,988 --> 00:42:19,813
Hell, it was more than a little thing.
769
00:42:19,823 --> 00:42:23,350
Simon, he liked her.
770
00:42:24,561 --> 00:42:26,791
He did things for her.
771
00:42:26,865 --> 00:42:30,157
Whatever little money he had, he gave her.
772
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,793
They didn't spend that much time together.
773
00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:34,465
But it was war, how can you?
774
00:42:34,538 --> 00:42:39,272
But Simon,
in his own little crazy way,
775
00:42:39,343 --> 00:42:41,343
he loved her.
776
00:42:44,047 --> 00:42:47,347
Now, you fast-forward six months.
777
00:42:47,418 --> 00:42:50,612
Sarajevo's under siege worse than ever.
778
00:42:50,622 --> 00:42:54,515
And we haven't heard from Marda
or her cousin for months now.
779
00:42:54,525 --> 00:42:56,284
And only thing we knew
780
00:42:56,294 --> 00:42:58,486
was that Marda had gone back to Polje
781
00:42:58,496 --> 00:43:00,496
to help out her mother.
782
00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:06,161
And then one day we hear
about a serious incident in Polje,
783
00:43:06,171 --> 00:43:08,550
and we go there to cover it.
784
00:43:10,476 --> 00:43:14,411
The horrors we saw.
785
00:43:14,479 --> 00:43:16,479
Fucking inhuman.
786
00:43:18,483 --> 00:43:20,876
Neither Simon nor I said anything,
787
00:43:20,886 --> 00:43:22,644
you know, although we both knew
788
00:43:22,654 --> 00:43:25,114
that Marda was from this town.
789
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:27,887
We just got ready to do our job,
790
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,960
cover our story.
791
00:43:32,197 --> 00:43:34,222
Inez,
792
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,296
Jasmine,
793
00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:37,559
Amar,
794
00:43:37,569 --> 00:43:39,261
Amin.
795
00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:40,329
No?
796
00:43:40,339 --> 00:43:42,131
How about Aidan?
797
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:45,941
Or how about Simon Junior?
798
00:43:49,682 --> 00:43:51,843
And then there she was.
799
00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:55,317
Twenty minutes before
we went on the air.
800
00:43:57,256 --> 00:44:01,022
They had shot her in
her stomach five times.
801
00:44:03,495 --> 00:44:07,424
So don't believe everything
that you learn in journalism school,
802
00:44:07,434 --> 00:44:11,234
'cause in war...
803
00:44:11,303 --> 00:44:13,229
what you see
804
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,530
and what really happened
805
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:17,940
are sometimes two very different things.
806
00:44:22,449 --> 00:44:24,815
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
807
00:45:47,802 --> 00:45:48,994
Simon!
808
00:45:49,004 --> 00:45:51,301
Simon, no! No! No!
809
00:45:51,372 --> 00:45:52,931
Okay? Okay? Come on.
810
00:45:52,941 --> 00:45:54,699
- It's all right.
- You okay?
811
00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:58,543
Wait! Simon, no! Wait!
812
00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:01,162
- Let go!
- No! Simon! Come on!
813
00:46:02,616 --> 00:46:04,175
You fucking shit!
814
00:46:04,185 --> 00:46:06,620
No! No! No!
815
00:46:06,688 --> 00:46:09,121
No! Please, Simon.
816
00:46:09,191 --> 00:46:10,648
Please.
817
00:46:10,658 --> 00:46:12,658
It's okay.
818
00:46:24,238 --> 00:46:26,238
Fuck.
819
00:46:27,676 --> 00:46:29,401
Oh, fuck, man.
820
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,411
I know.
821
00:47:15,825 --> 00:47:17,316
Watch the land mines.
822
00:47:17,326 --> 00:47:19,326
Okay, shut up.
823
00:47:47,491 --> 00:47:49,491
You see that?
824
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,052
What was that? A lookout?
825
00:47:53,062 --> 00:47:54,988
My God, Duck.
I think he's really up there.
826
00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:59,503
They're watching every car
that goes up this mountain.
827
00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:03,409
Hold on, boys.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.
828
00:48:16,587 --> 00:48:18,312
Wait, hold on.
829
00:48:18,322 --> 00:48:20,322
Wait, wait, wait.
830
00:48:20,457 --> 00:48:22,922
Back, back, back, back, back.
831
00:48:23,594 --> 00:48:25,419
You are out of your mind.
832
00:48:25,429 --> 00:48:27,429
Correct.
833
00:49:28,294 --> 00:49:31,014
Where's the welcoming committee?
834
00:49:31,029 --> 00:49:35,024
Be thankful that there aren't
50 Kalashnikovs pointed at our heads.
835
00:49:35,034 --> 00:49:37,524
So what are you going to do?
836
00:49:37,603 --> 00:49:39,495
I'm going to do what
any good journalist would do
837
00:49:39,505 --> 00:49:41,263
when he gets to a new place.
838
00:49:41,273 --> 00:49:43,434
Yeah? What's that?
839
00:49:43,509 --> 00:49:45,549
I'm going to find a bar.
840
00:50:28,354 --> 00:50:30,947
Doesn't exactly look like they get
many newcomers in here.
841
00:50:30,957 --> 00:50:33,847
Just keep smiling. You'll be fine.
842
00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:42,258
What did he say?
843
00:50:42,268 --> 00:50:45,528
He said you're about skinny enough
to be used as bait.
844
00:50:45,538 --> 00:50:49,703
- Yeah. It's a fishing joke.
- Yeah, no. I get it.
845
00:50:53,346 --> 00:50:55,171
Duck, I hope you have money.
846
00:50:55,181 --> 00:50:58,921
What happened to the 20
I gave you yesterday?
847
00:51:06,693 --> 00:51:08,733
Simon, save some for me.
848
00:51:33,087 --> 00:51:35,612
What is he saying?
849
00:51:35,688 --> 00:51:38,123
He just sold you and me out.
850
00:51:38,192 --> 00:51:39,850
- Thank you, Simon.
- Great.
851
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,860
You're welcome.
852
00:51:58,846 --> 00:52:02,106
Do you really think we would
sell out leader of our people
853
00:52:02,116 --> 00:52:04,709
for a simple glass of cheap brandy?
854
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:10,159
Do you really think the people
of Republica Srpska are that weak?
855
00:52:10,558 --> 00:52:13,284
We don't go University like you people do.
856
00:52:13,294 --> 00:52:18,054
But we are not dumb,
and we don't like to be made fun of.
857
00:52:18,098 --> 00:52:19,724
We are not making fun of you.
858
00:52:19,734 --> 00:52:22,026
Bullshit! You continue even now.
859
00:52:22,036 --> 00:52:25,096
Don't insult me by acting otherwise.
860
00:52:26,408 --> 00:52:28,165
Okay, we don't want any trouble.
861
00:52:28,175 --> 00:52:31,575
You know how I got
these animals on wall?
862
00:52:33,415 --> 00:52:36,349
- I shoot them.
- All right.
863
00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:38,443
We're going to be leaving now.
864
00:52:38,453 --> 00:52:40,453
Yes, I think so.
865
00:52:41,823 --> 00:52:43,648
- One question before we go.
- Simon...
866
00:52:43,658 --> 00:52:46,463
Did you ever go hunting with him?
867
00:52:55,605 --> 00:53:01,167
I mean, uh, he got his nickname
because he loved to hunt foxes.
868
00:53:01,243 --> 00:53:02,968
You obviously love to hunt foxes.
869
00:53:02,978 --> 00:53:04,978
I was just wondering.
870
00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:09,807
In a war, I kill people like you.
871
00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:12,945
The war is over.
872
00:53:12,955 --> 00:53:15,718
Yes, yes, it is.
873
00:53:17,693 --> 00:53:19,693
Wait.
874
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:22,788
Did you hunt with him?
875
00:53:22,798 --> 00:53:27,728
- For fuck's sake, Simon.
- You are one brave motherfucker.
876
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,829
Hey. Duck.
877
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:31,297
Duck, look.
878
00:53:31,307 --> 00:53:34,734
You're just like those stupid
United Nations people
879
00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:38,237
that poke around,
seeing if one of us will talk.
880
00:53:38,247 --> 00:53:41,741
You tell your friends
that we know nothing here.
881
00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:44,544
Tell them that we lost loved ones
in the war, too.
882
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,811
Not just the Muslims.
883
00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:47,680
You tell them that.
884
00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:52,110
I make sure you get back down the road
without dying.
885
00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:55,823
Or at least I do my best.
886
00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:58,025
What do you mean, you saw his cars?
887
00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:01,260
While you were back there
being a complete fucking asshole,
888
00:54:01,270 --> 00:54:03,462
Benjamin saw them out the door.
889
00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:04,865
Jesus. Which way did they go?
890
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:06,433
- Back down the mountain.
- Go!
891
00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:07,934
Get in the car!
892
00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:09,944
Shit! Fuck!
893
00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:19,513
What are we going to do,
run 'em off the road?
894
00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:22,482
- I don't know.
- These men are killers, Simon!
895
00:54:22,492 --> 00:54:24,551
- Fuck these roads!
- Simon.
896
00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:26,453
Kid's got a point.
897
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:27,821
So does my dick.
898
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:29,990
What exactly are you planning on doing?
899
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,725
You got three cars that's full of them!
900
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,294
Yeah, I'm going to call
the UN or NATO or someone.
901
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:36,397
- No fucking calls.
- What the hell?
902
00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:38,365
- You madman! That was my phone!
- No calls!
903
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,415
No NATO! No UN! Nothing!
904
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:42,235
I don't trust anybody!
905
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:44,304
- Holy shit.
- Fuck.
906
00:54:51,388 --> 00:54:57,423
Simon, I swear to God, if you do
something stupid, I'll kill you myself.
907
00:54:59,763 --> 00:55:01,788
- Hi.
- Hi. Get out of the car.
908
00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:03,958
No, we're just tourists
on our way to Montenegro.
909
00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,860
Yeah, get out of the fucking car now!
910
00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,528
Oh, my God.
We're going to fucking die.
911
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,162
- Stay calm.
- Out!
912
00:55:09,172 --> 00:55:12,065
You're making a mistake here
because we're just passing...
913
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,075
On the ground!
914
00:55:14,412 --> 00:55:16,371
- Get the fuck on the ground!
- Just don't panic.
915
00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:18,439
- Shut the fuck up.
- What are you waiting for? Come on.
916
00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:21,141
- No, nothing. Okay. Okay.
- Come on. Come on.
917
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:23,878
Out. Out. You, too. Out.
Come on. Come on.
918
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:26,280
- This was all a misunderstanding.
- Shut the fuck up!
919
00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:29,020
On the ground now! Get down.
920
00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:32,408
- On the ground now.
- Okay, okay, okay.
921
00:55:33,164 --> 00:55:35,056
You don't have to worry about us.
We're just journalists!
922
00:55:35,066 --> 00:55:37,616
- You do not have...
- Shut up!
923
00:55:43,542 --> 00:55:45,542
Simon?
924
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:52,340
Goran? Fucking hell!
925
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:54,944
Shit. Fucking Simon Hunt!
926
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:56,611
You know this motherfucker?
927
00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:59,113
Sascha!
Simon Hunt!
928
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:05,427
Goran, you crazy, thick-necked
Croatian son of a bitch!
929
00:56:05,497 --> 00:56:08,590
- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.
930
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,492
- We almost kill you, man.
- Yeah, no shit.
931
00:56:10,502 --> 00:56:12,528
Listen, never drive on our road.
932
00:56:12,538 --> 00:56:15,130
But if you do, call first us, okay?
933
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:18,370
Okay. All right. I promise. I promise.
934
00:56:20,512 --> 00:56:21,937
Laugh at all their jokes.
935
00:56:21,947 --> 00:56:23,839
Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget.
936
00:56:23,849 --> 00:56:25,007
What midget?
937
00:56:25,017 --> 00:56:26,842
They're black marketeers.
938
00:56:26,852 --> 00:56:29,202
- They run stuff that
comes in through Croatia.
939
00:56:29,212 --> 00:56:30,212
Okay.
940
00:56:30,222 --> 00:56:32,486
- Simon!
- Sascha!
941
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:36,894
- Oh, shit, I'm staring at the midget.
- Well, stop.
942
00:56:42,202 --> 00:56:44,499
Where the fuck my money?
943
00:56:44,570 --> 00:56:47,800
Beautiful guitar, it's yours.
Go ahead.
944
00:56:49,508 --> 00:56:51,669
Un-fucking-believable.
945
00:56:51,744 --> 00:56:54,549
Yeah, it's, like, twice his size.
946
00:56:56,382 --> 00:56:58,646
Fucking greedy midget.
947
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,020
What?
948
00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:05,715
I'll pay you back.
949
00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:07,725
I'll pay you both back.
950
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,065
- Duck?
- Hey, baby.
951
00:57:22,075 --> 00:57:23,567
Wait, I can hardly hear you.
952
00:57:23,577 --> 00:57:26,536
Costas, can you turn down
the stereo, please?
953
00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:28,738
- Where are you?
- I'm fine.
954
00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:31,383
No. Baby, I said where are you?
955
00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:35,218
Oh, oh, yeah. I'm on Gaspar's boat.
956
00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:36,447
Who is Gaspar?
957
00:57:36,457 --> 00:57:39,350
Costas and Lola's friend.
No, no more champagne.
958
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,353
No, talk to me!
Who is Costas and Lola?
959
00:57:42,363 --> 00:57:45,156
Look baby, I can hardly hear you.
960
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,456
The connection's horrible.
961
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,690
When are you coming?
962
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:49,794
I'm going to be there tomorrow morning.
963
00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:50,927
First flight out.
964
00:57:50,937 --> 00:57:52,897
Okay. But you better hurry!
965
00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:54,799
Georgio, no! I'm ticklish!
966
00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:57,607
Wait a minute! Who is Georgio?
967
00:57:57,677 --> 00:58:01,372
- You can't slap my butt like that.
- What? No! Put Georgio on the phone!
968
00:58:01,382 --> 00:58:03,274
I want to talk to Georgio!
969
00:58:03,284 --> 00:58:05,514
Hello?
970
00:58:22,136 --> 00:58:24,136
Oh, my God.
971
00:58:31,179 --> 00:58:33,472
So you ran into the midget.
972
00:58:33,482 --> 00:58:35,706
It's better than running over the midget.
973
00:58:35,716 --> 00:58:37,108
And how'd you know?
974
00:58:37,118 --> 00:58:39,077
Look. We cannot talk here.
975
00:58:39,087 --> 00:58:42,078
I didn't know we were talking.
976
00:58:42,157 --> 00:58:43,548
We're not talking.
977
00:58:43,558 --> 00:58:45,216
Well, it looks like we're talking.
978
00:58:45,226 --> 00:58:49,128
Visegrad. Dobran Tunnel,
tonight at 9.
979
00:58:49,197 --> 00:58:51,197
Things are heating up.
980
00:59:16,191 --> 00:59:19,252
Why do you keep breaking into my room?
981
00:59:19,262 --> 00:59:21,487
Look, I'm between places right now.
982
00:59:21,497 --> 00:59:23,497
I needed a bath.
983
00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:40,285
So what the hell are
you going to do, Simon?
984
00:59:40,516 --> 00:59:42,408
You're broke.
985
00:59:42,418 --> 00:59:44,418
You owe midgets.
986
00:59:48,124 --> 00:59:50,082
I dream about him, Duck.
987
00:59:50,092 --> 00:59:52,387
I dream about catching him.
988
00:59:55,865 --> 00:59:59,265
Wiping that arrogant smile off his face.
989
01:00:00,102 --> 01:00:01,694
My whole fucking situation,
990
01:00:01,704 --> 01:00:07,399
every bad thing that's ever happened
to me, stems from that bastard.
991
01:00:08,077 --> 01:00:10,967
I was flying high before that war.
992
01:00:11,981 --> 01:00:13,981
I know.
993
01:00:16,819 --> 01:00:18,411
We were a fucking great team.
994
01:00:18,421 --> 01:00:20,548
The best.
995
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:34,267
And then it all went to shit.
996
01:00:35,906 --> 01:00:39,816
Finding him would've been
so fucking brilliant.
997
01:00:42,412 --> 01:00:46,041
Maybe you should call your source again.
998
01:00:50,554 --> 01:00:52,554
What?
999
01:00:54,191 --> 01:00:55,482
What?
1000
01:00:55,492 --> 01:00:57,084
There is no source.
1001
01:00:57,094 --> 01:00:59,858
I made up the whole story.
1002
01:00:59,930 --> 01:01:02,255
You are un-fucking-believable.
1003
01:01:02,265 --> 01:01:04,725
I heard rumors that
the Fox was up in Celebici.
1004
01:01:04,735 --> 01:01:08,663
I thought if I had a source,
it'd push you over to joining me, so...
1005
01:01:08,673 --> 01:01:11,466
You know, I must be a fucking idiot.
1006
01:01:11,476 --> 01:01:13,200
No, I'm an asshole.
1007
01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:16,371
No, all this time, you've been
making fun of my life in New York.
1008
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,640
Joking about how
I'm not the man that I used to be?
1009
01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:23,510
Let me share something with you, Simon.
You're not the man you used to be, either.
1010
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,900
You are far fucking from it.
1011
01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:32,439
Dry your dick off
and get the fuck outta my room.
1012
01:01:33,164 --> 01:01:34,522
Lady, do you...
1013
01:01:34,532 --> 01:01:37,677
Look, I'm just trying to change my...
1014
01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:44,073
Hello? Hello?
1015
01:01:45,144 --> 01:01:47,144
Yes, I made it up.
1016
01:01:47,178 --> 01:01:49,838
- Shit, Simon.
- We weren't wrong, you know?
1017
01:01:49,848 --> 01:01:52,106
Boris, the UN guy, he thought
we were right on his trail.
1018
01:01:52,116 --> 01:01:55,376
- Yeah, well, he still does.
- What do you mean?
1019
01:01:55,386 --> 01:01:56,978
I just saw him in the lobby,
1020
01:01:56,988 --> 01:02:00,214
and he wants to meet
his favorite CIA hit squad
1021
01:02:00,224 --> 01:02:02,417
at that burnt-out tunnel
in Visegrad tonight.
1022
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:05,087
- He said, "Things are heating up."
- He did?
1023
01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:07,355
Yes. The whole damn thing
is fucking ridiculous.
1024
01:02:07,365 --> 01:02:11,785
Why the hell didn't you tell me?
We got to get going!
1025
01:02:24,016 --> 01:02:27,756
So at what point do we get
jumped and killed?
1026
01:02:47,474 --> 01:02:49,331
I'm not doing what I'm doing.
1027
01:02:49,341 --> 01:02:51,601
I mean, clearly I'm doing this,
but I'm not doing this,
1028
01:02:51,611 --> 01:02:56,672
because if I was doing this, I could
get into a lot of trouble for doing it.
1029
01:02:56,682 --> 01:02:58,007
What the fuck, Boris?
1030
01:02:58,017 --> 01:03:00,017
Yeah.
1031
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,052
She might seem
young and beautiful to you,
1032
01:03:09,062 --> 01:03:12,021
but she would cut your balls off
and sell them as trinkets
1033
01:03:12,031 --> 01:03:15,686
if she thinks you're fucking
with her. Okay?
1034
01:03:16,002 --> 01:03:18,002
Boris?
1035
01:03:20,540 --> 01:03:22,231
Who are you talking about?
1036
01:03:22,241 --> 01:03:25,201
The person I spoke to about your mission.
1037
01:03:25,211 --> 01:03:26,369
Mirjana.
1038
01:03:26,379 --> 01:03:29,678
She is going to lead you to the Fox.
1039
01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:31,750
Come.
1040
01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:05,150
Sit down.
1041
01:04:15,062 --> 01:04:17,062
Sit.
1042
01:04:31,345 --> 01:04:34,213
I'm no friend of the Muslims.
1043
01:04:34,281 --> 01:04:37,408
Right at the start of the war,
they got some girls from my school.
1044
01:04:37,418 --> 01:04:40,733
Look, it was shitty on all sides, okay?
1045
01:04:41,322 --> 01:04:46,932
You don't know shitty until you've been
gang-raped for seven hours.
1046
01:04:51,065 --> 01:04:55,127
- Where's Boris?
- This is not about justice.
1047
01:04:55,202 --> 01:04:57,729
I am and always will be a proud Serb.
1048
01:04:57,739 --> 01:04:59,164
This is about money.
1049
01:04:59,174 --> 01:05:03,269
My father had a system.
Made us money.
1050
01:05:03,345 --> 01:05:05,770
Then Boghanovic's men took over.
1051
01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:07,780
Wanted what we had.
1052
01:05:08,917 --> 01:05:12,577
Now they run the petrol and cigarettes
coming in from Serbia.
1053
01:05:12,587 --> 01:05:15,954
Use that money to protect him.
1054
01:05:16,024 --> 01:05:20,017
But they killed my father.
1055
01:05:20,095 --> 01:05:22,135
And now we have nothing.
1056
01:05:23,932 --> 01:05:26,025
I hate nothing.
1057
01:05:26,102 --> 01:05:28,994
You stop them,
I get my family business back.
1058
01:05:29,004 --> 01:05:30,729
What do we get?
1059
01:05:30,739 --> 01:05:33,834
What you came to Bosnia to get.
1060
01:05:38,246 --> 01:05:40,305
And how do we do that?
1061
01:05:40,382 --> 01:05:44,615
My old boyfriend, he is one of his guards.
1062
01:05:44,687 --> 01:05:46,746
Midac.
1063
01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:50,388
He is in love with me, calls me every day.
1064
01:05:50,398 --> 01:05:53,586
I have no interest in him anymore,
but I still talk to him
1065
01:05:53,596 --> 01:05:57,931
because I know one day
the CIA will come to my home.
1066
01:06:00,236 --> 01:06:02,500
- How many guards?
- Ten.
1067
01:06:04,140 --> 01:06:06,966
- We're just three.
- Three of you is thirty of them.
1068
01:06:06,976 --> 01:06:10,936
They are fat and lazy and bored
out of their minds in the countryside.
1069
01:06:10,946 --> 01:06:12,938
And you know exactly where he is?
1070
01:06:12,948 --> 01:06:16,009
I can.
1071
01:06:16,085 --> 01:06:18,816
Now you give me thousand marks.
1072
01:06:18,888 --> 01:06:22,248
A thou... Are you out or your fucking mind?
1073
01:06:22,258 --> 01:06:24,150
No. I want goodwill gesture.
1074
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,050
My goodwill has disappeared, lady.
1075
01:06:27,664 --> 01:06:30,895
I risk everything talking to you.
1076
01:06:30,966 --> 01:06:33,060
We just can't.
1077
01:06:34,071 --> 01:06:38,066
I need assurance
you don't take advantage of me.
1078
01:06:44,147 --> 01:06:47,462
If you guys are not serious, forget it.
1079
01:06:51,755 --> 01:06:54,135
The Agency has strict rules.
1080
01:06:55,192 --> 01:06:58,082
We're not authorized for payments.
1081
01:07:01,765 --> 01:07:04,995
Others in the company are, but not us.
1082
01:07:05,035 --> 01:07:08,350
Weaker divisions are.
Smaller divisions.
1083
01:07:08,438 --> 01:07:10,668
You know what we do.
1084
01:07:11,908 --> 01:07:13,835
You know who we are.
1085
01:07:13,845 --> 01:07:18,972
You know our reputations and our accuracy
in achieving our goals around the world.
1086
01:07:18,982 --> 01:07:22,009
A single bullet from us can end wars...
1087
01:07:22,019 --> 01:07:23,410
or start them.
1088
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:25,046
Now, you're worried
about others killing you,
1089
01:07:25,056 --> 01:07:28,215
but what you should most be worried about
are the three people in this room
1090
01:07:28,225 --> 01:07:30,250
and the reputations
that they bring with them.
1091
01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:32,787
We will do what we need to do
to achieve our goals.
1092
01:07:32,797 --> 01:07:35,590
Right now, you're standing in the way
of us achieving those goals.
1093
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,827
You can help us, and you'll no longer
be hindering our operation.
1094
01:07:39,837 --> 01:07:44,342
You can ignore us,
and I cannot guarantee your safety.
1095
01:07:45,942 --> 01:07:52,147
The Agency is, I'm afraid to say,
completely humorless about these issues.
1096
01:08:03,561 --> 01:08:05,561
Okay.
1097
01:08:07,932 --> 01:08:13,372
Tomorrow, when he call, I will find out
what we all need to know.
1098
01:08:13,571 --> 01:08:14,930
Good.
1099
01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:16,832
Un-fucking-believable, Benji!
1100
01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:19,101
I didn't think you had it in you!
1101
01:08:19,111 --> 01:08:23,005
That's the ballsiest fucking thing
I've ever seen in my life.
1102
01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:24,673
You're a madman.
1103
01:08:24,683 --> 01:08:27,142
I think she's just full of shit
and trying to play us,
1104
01:08:27,152 --> 01:08:28,876
but it's better to find out for sure.
1105
01:08:28,886 --> 01:08:31,012
I don't know what we got
into here, gentlemen,
1106
01:08:31,022 --> 01:08:33,022
but I fucking love it.
1107
01:08:34,126 --> 01:08:38,086
You know, when you think about it,
the whole thing is fucking ridiculous.
1108
01:08:38,096 --> 01:08:39,421
Why?
1109
01:08:39,431 --> 01:08:41,423
I could very well be CIA.
1110
01:08:41,433 --> 01:08:43,091
You can't even spell CIA.
1111
01:08:43,101 --> 01:08:46,829
Every fucking CIA guy I know
looks exactly like me.
1112
01:08:46,839 --> 01:08:48,630
Yeah, only better-looking.
1113
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,632
They certainly do not look like me.
1114
01:08:50,642 --> 01:08:52,468
And that is the genius of it.
1115
01:08:52,478 --> 01:08:55,370
The CIA would have someone
who doesn't look CIA.
1116
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:57,380
That's...
1117
01:08:57,450 --> 01:09:00,976
That's exactly what they would do.
1118
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,581
- What?
- I think we're being followed.
1119
01:09:05,591 --> 01:09:07,890
- What?
- What do you mean?
1120
01:09:07,961 --> 01:09:13,486
What part of "I think we're being followed"
do you not understand?
1121
01:09:15,835 --> 01:09:17,835
Jesus Christ.
1122
01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:21,831
He's right with me every turn.
1123
01:09:21,841 --> 01:09:23,841
Who could it be?
1124
01:09:28,681 --> 01:09:30,640
- Jesus fucking hell!
- We can't stop.
1125
01:09:30,650 --> 01:09:32,308
We got to get back to Sarajevo.
1126
01:09:32,318 --> 01:09:33,576
Yeah, no shit.
1127
01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:34,910
We got one problem.
1128
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,679
That right turn I made back there?
1129
01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:38,448
We're not heading toward Sarajevo.
1130
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:41,017
- We're heading toward Pale.
- Oh, God damn it!
1131
01:09:41,027 --> 01:09:43,023
Why? What's Pale?
1132
01:09:43,033 --> 01:09:44,487
Just the worst place we possibly could go.
1133
01:09:44,497 --> 01:09:46,356
It's where the Fox lived during the war.
1134
01:09:46,366 --> 01:09:49,793
- It's just Serb country.
- Fucking peachy.
1135
01:09:49,803 --> 01:09:52,294
- Fucking hell!
- Jesus!
1136
01:09:52,372 --> 01:09:53,763
What's your fucking problem!
1137
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:56,606
- Shit!
- Okay, okay.
1138
01:09:56,676 --> 01:09:58,676
Fucking shit!
1139
01:09:59,313 --> 01:10:01,778
Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!
1140
01:10:10,658 --> 01:10:12,888
Hold tight! Hold on!
1141
01:10:25,272 --> 01:10:30,712
How come every time I'm with you, Simon,
I put my life in danger?
1142
01:10:31,378 --> 01:10:34,279
Because, my old friend,
1143
01:10:34,348 --> 01:10:38,876
putting your life in danger
is actual living.
1144
01:10:38,953 --> 01:10:41,114
The rest is television.
1145
01:10:41,188 --> 01:10:44,078
You need me to remind you of that.
1146
01:10:53,734 --> 01:10:55,160
We got to be extra careful.
1147
01:10:55,170 --> 01:10:56,861
Don't talk to anyone in the hotel.
1148
01:10:56,871 --> 01:10:59,431
- Don't talk on a cell phone.
- That won't be a problem.
1149
01:10:59,441 --> 01:11:01,433
Trust me, guys, trust me.
1150
01:11:01,443 --> 01:11:03,834
We have stepped into something here.
1151
01:11:03,844 --> 01:11:07,159
People are worried.
People are watching.
1152
01:11:07,748 --> 01:11:10,909
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is that guy listening to us?
1153
01:11:10,919 --> 01:11:12,110
Nobody's listening to us!
1154
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:15,847
What, we got to be afraid
of the hotel help now?
1155
01:11:15,857 --> 01:11:17,857
Trust nobody.
1156
01:11:22,063 --> 01:11:25,208
The only person I don't trust is you.
1157
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:36,568
Are you sleeping in my room?
1158
01:11:36,578 --> 01:11:39,411
- Yes.
- Well, you kids have fun.
1159
01:11:39,481 --> 01:11:40,939
Look, Simon.
1160
01:11:40,949 --> 01:11:43,464
I mean, I would be lying
if I wasn't secretly...
1161
01:11:43,474 --> 01:11:45,044
hoping all this stuff is true.
1162
01:11:45,054 --> 01:11:48,213
But we're no closer to finding
the Fox than anybody else.
1163
01:11:48,223 --> 01:11:50,223
I mean, Boris is a nut.
1164
01:11:50,258 --> 01:11:52,183
Mirjana's a con artist.
1165
01:11:52,193 --> 01:11:54,619
And that guy following us on the road
is just some drunk
1166
01:11:54,629 --> 01:11:58,624
or your little midget friend
wanting to wrestle.
1167
01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:01,402
You were saying?
1168
01:12:03,839 --> 01:12:05,964
We got to get outta here.
1169
01:12:13,616 --> 01:12:15,741
- Fucking don't move.
- Okay, okay, okay!
1170
01:12:15,751 --> 01:12:18,151
You wanted to find Fox?
1171
01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:20,855
Well, now Fox want to find you.
1172
01:13:54,619 --> 01:13:57,278
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're saying, okay?
1173
01:13:57,288 --> 01:14:00,948
I'm sorry, I don't understand!
I don't speak your language!
1174
01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:05,119
I don't know what you're saying!
I don't know what you're saying!
1175
01:14:05,129 --> 01:14:07,221
Duck! Duck!
I don't know what he's saying!
1176
01:14:07,231 --> 01:14:09,781
I don't know what he's saying!
1177
01:14:11,435 --> 01:14:12,960
No. No, no, no, no, no.
1178
01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:14,970
We are not CIA.
1179
01:14:20,044 --> 01:14:21,769
I'm sorry. I don't understand
what you're saying.
1180
01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,404
We are not CIA!
We are journalists!
1181
01:14:23,414 --> 01:14:25,473
No, we are journalists!
1182
01:14:25,550 --> 01:14:27,943
Duck! Duck, what is he saying?
1183
01:14:27,953 --> 01:14:30,412
I don't understand what you're saying!
We are not CIA!
1184
01:14:30,422 --> 01:14:33,614
Don't! Stop it! Stop it!
I don't know what you're saying!
1185
01:14:33,624 --> 01:14:35,751
Stop it! Stop it!
1186
01:15:23,543 --> 01:15:26,102
The truth emerges.
1187
01:15:33,819 --> 01:15:36,246
There's been a giant mix-up here.
1188
01:15:36,256 --> 01:15:38,047
What mix-up?
1189
01:15:38,057 --> 01:15:40,547
We know everything.
1190
01:15:40,627 --> 01:15:43,152
Especially when CIA is here.
1191
01:15:43,228 --> 01:15:44,553
No, we're not CIA.
1192
01:15:44,563 --> 01:15:46,858
We're really not C... Fuck!
1193
01:15:56,042 --> 01:16:00,462
For weeks we've been hearing rumors
that CIA is here.
1194
01:16:02,582 --> 01:16:06,109
The CIA is coming for me.
1195
01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:07,443
We hear everything.
1196
01:16:07,453 --> 01:16:10,014
We know everything.
1197
01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:11,948
This is the thing. We're not CIA.
1198
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:14,018
We're just journalists.
1199
01:16:14,093 --> 01:16:15,418
Just journalists. We just came...
1200
01:16:15,428 --> 01:16:17,922
We were trying to get
an interview with you.
1201
01:16:17,932 --> 01:16:20,924
But you tell others that you are CIA.
1202
01:16:20,934 --> 01:16:24,260
No! No, no, we didn't.
We didn't say anything...
1203
01:16:24,270 --> 01:16:26,270
You said to Boris.
1204
01:16:28,275 --> 01:16:30,533
No. We didn't. We didn't say that.
1205
01:16:30,543 --> 01:16:32,569
He was just really confused.
1206
01:16:32,579 --> 01:16:35,005
We're really just journalists.
1207
01:16:35,015 --> 01:16:38,109
And we're not here to hurt you.
1208
01:16:46,895 --> 01:16:49,363
Srdjan.
1209
01:17:03,144 --> 01:17:05,144
No, no, no!
1210
01:17:05,312 --> 01:17:08,110
Oh, no, please don't do it!
1211
01:17:08,183 --> 01:17:10,183
You can't do it.
1212
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:13,243
# You #
1213
01:17:13,321 --> 01:17:18,224
# You make me feel brand-new #
1214
01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:22,286
- Hello?
- You got to be fucking kidding me.
1215
01:17:48,390 --> 01:17:49,481
Fox!
1216
01:17:49,491 --> 01:17:51,950
Fox went out the back!
He's out the back!
1217
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,586
Move in!
1218
01:17:53,596 --> 01:17:55,596
Guys, move it!
1219
01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:25,310
Extraction team 107,
this is Firebase Lima. Stand by.
1220
01:18:31,367 --> 01:18:32,958
Look, this is a news event.
1221
01:18:32,968 --> 01:18:34,326
We are newsmen.
1222
01:18:34,336 --> 01:18:36,631
We want off the copter now.
1223
01:18:37,441 --> 01:18:43,051
- You ever heard of freedom of the press?
- Not in Bosnia, sir, no.
1224
01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:48,635
All right. Jazzy, let's start this bird up.
1225
01:18:51,088 --> 01:18:53,978
Wait. Where are we going, exactly?
1226
01:19:02,798 --> 01:19:05,688
Hey, excuse me. Did you catch him?
1227
01:19:07,169 --> 01:19:09,719
That's classified information.
1228
01:19:12,075 --> 01:19:13,467
Classified.
1229
01:19:13,477 --> 01:19:15,477
Correct. Classified.
1230
01:19:15,512 --> 01:19:18,742
So you're saying you didn't catch him?
1231
01:19:19,516 --> 01:19:21,811
He was right fucking there!
1232
01:19:21,852 --> 01:19:24,144
Just what are you insinuating?
1233
01:19:24,154 --> 01:19:26,379
I was an inch... an inch from this guy!
1234
01:19:26,389 --> 01:19:27,514
He was there!
1235
01:19:27,524 --> 01:19:30,351
We saved your life.
That was our mission.
1236
01:19:30,361 --> 01:19:32,452
You cut it pretty close, don't you think?
1237
01:19:32,462 --> 01:19:36,456
We did our job. Now you guys
got to get the hell out of this country.
1238
01:19:36,466 --> 01:19:40,560
No. No, I think there's a pretty good story
to tell inside this country.
1239
01:19:40,570 --> 01:19:45,755
I was nose-to-nose with the most wanted
fugitive in the world.
1240
01:19:48,245 --> 01:19:51,305
Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt.
1241
01:19:51,883 --> 01:19:54,078
- Hunt.
- Mr. Hunt.
1242
01:19:54,151 --> 01:19:56,811
You're lucky I haven't already
arrested your sorry ass
1243
01:19:56,821 --> 01:20:00,313
and thrown you in a dark fucking hole
with no fucking exits.
1244
01:20:00,323 --> 01:20:01,882
Arrested for what?
1245
01:20:01,892 --> 01:20:04,752
Impersonating a CIA officer
is a serious offense.
1246
01:20:04,762 --> 01:20:09,199
Jesus fuck.
We never impersonated anyone.
1247
01:20:09,267 --> 01:20:14,328
Your friend Boris is on a plane for Uganda
where he will now be stationed.
1248
01:20:14,338 --> 01:20:16,998
But before he was suddenly
transferred to darkest Africa
1249
01:20:17,008 --> 01:20:18,766
to never be heard from again,
1250
01:20:18,776 --> 01:20:23,026
we confronted him
about your little representation.
1251
01:20:24,715 --> 01:20:26,607
If I ever hear from you again,
1252
01:20:26,617 --> 01:20:30,611
the CIA will be on you like a cheap suit
from the Men's Wearhouse.
1253
01:20:30,621 --> 01:20:33,181
You'll be arrested, jailed,
1254
01:20:33,258 --> 01:20:37,286
and sodomized by a big, dumb,
large-cocked Serbian bastard
1255
01:20:37,296 --> 01:20:39,821
for the rest of your shitty little lives.
1256
01:20:39,831 --> 01:20:43,292
And if you don't care about that,
if you like big Serbian cock,
1257
01:20:43,302 --> 01:20:45,561
and you still plan
on reporting any of this,
1258
01:20:45,571 --> 01:20:48,196
then your friend Boris
will find himself eaten
1259
01:20:48,206 --> 01:20:51,903
by a tiger or lion or a squirrel
1260
01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:55,537
or whatever fucking animal
we can find in darkest Africa.
1261
01:20:55,547 --> 01:20:57,406
And you'll have to live with that.
1262
01:20:57,416 --> 01:21:01,836
I assume that I can quote you
on the squirrel remark.
1263
01:21:03,355 --> 01:21:05,755
Look, Cunt.
1264
01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:09,184
The CIA has a bright side,
the CIA has a dark side,
1265
01:21:09,194 --> 01:21:11,420
and then there's the gray side.
1266
01:21:11,430 --> 01:21:14,256
We do the things that people
don't need to know about.
1267
01:21:14,266 --> 01:21:16,692
It's a part we deny even exists.
1268
01:21:16,702 --> 01:21:19,351
It's a part of the CIA
that's been working for...
1269
01:21:19,361 --> 01:21:21,630
the last three weeks in Bosnia on the Fox.
1270
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:25,268
And what have you been working on doing,
letting him disappear?
1271
01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,236
Let me ask you a question.
1272
01:21:27,246 --> 01:21:30,772
Why do you think the CIA
would want to let a war criminal go?
1273
01:21:30,782 --> 01:21:32,542
Let me ask you a question.
1274
01:21:32,552 --> 01:21:35,281
In five years, why has the CIA,
1275
01:21:35,355 --> 01:21:39,257
the Hague, the United Nations, and NATO
1276
01:21:39,324 --> 01:21:43,552
not been able to find a guy
that we found in just two days
1277
01:21:43,562 --> 01:21:46,555
if you actually wanted to find him?
1278
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,768
We're giving you a one-way ticket home.
1279
01:21:58,778 --> 01:22:00,303
I suggest you use it.
1280
01:22:00,313 --> 01:22:03,203
We're not saving your asses again.
1281
01:22:03,449 --> 01:22:08,209
From this moment on,
the story's being written by others.
1282
01:22:34,448 --> 01:22:36,606
The Americans, yeah,
they brokered the peace agreement,
1283
01:22:36,616 --> 01:22:39,842
but some would suggest they
made a secret deal with the Fox,
1284
01:22:39,852 --> 01:22:46,227
that if he stepped down from power
they would not arrest him for war crimes.
1285
01:23:00,241 --> 01:23:03,133
You ever flown in
one of these puppies before?
1286
01:23:03,143 --> 01:23:05,769
You won't have feeling
in your ass for a week.
1287
01:23:05,779 --> 01:23:09,094
- Great.
- It's nice they packed for us.
1288
01:23:09,149 --> 01:23:11,109
So what are you going to do?
1289
01:23:11,119 --> 01:23:14,350
I don't know.
Go to Greece with Duck.
1290
01:23:14,421 --> 01:23:18,416
Share some moussaka
with him and his girlfriend.
1291
01:23:20,094 --> 01:23:22,094
Duck?
1292
01:23:23,497 --> 01:23:25,389
Duck?
1293
01:23:25,399 --> 01:23:27,399
What is it?
1294
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,299
They sent Boris out of this country
1295
01:23:34,309 --> 01:23:38,439
because he was actually
trying to catch the Fox.
1296
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:40,905
They're sending us away
because we found him.
1297
01:23:40,915 --> 01:23:43,274
No, he found us.
We're lucky we still have our heads.
1298
01:23:43,284 --> 01:23:46,644
No, it's like no one in a position
of power in this place
1299
01:23:46,654 --> 01:23:49,280
even wants to try and catch that bastard.
1300
01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:50,648
And that's just wrong.
1301
01:23:50,658 --> 01:23:53,149
Yeah.
1302
01:23:53,228 --> 01:23:55,228
What are you saying?
1303
01:23:56,097 --> 01:23:58,827
I'm saying we can't leave.
1304
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,251
I think I just wet myself.
1305
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,083
All right.
1306
01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:25,618
Yeah.
1307
01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,520
Yeah, let's go get this bastard.
1308
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:31,694
Okay, gentlemen, load 'em up.
We're ready to go.
1309
01:24:33,535 --> 01:24:35,161
Prepare plane for taxi.
1310
01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:38,163
All right, um, what's the plan?
1311
01:24:40,176 --> 01:24:42,176
Run.
1312
01:24:43,345 --> 01:24:45,204
Run? That's your plan?
1313
01:24:45,214 --> 01:24:47,214
Yeah. Run.
1314
01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:01,053
As a kid I never dreamed
1315
01:25:01,063 --> 01:25:04,055
about being an action hero.
1316
01:25:04,134 --> 01:25:09,504
But, as Boris said, in dirty times,
dirty deeds need to be done.
1317
01:25:11,708 --> 01:25:16,407
The rest of the story,
I guess, is urban legend.
1318
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:21,850
I'd tell you it was true,
but you'd never believe me anyway.
1319
01:25:23,153 --> 01:25:27,886
Mirjana did find out
where the Fox was hiding,
1320
01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:32,552
and that gave us the idea of how
the three of us could catch him.
1321
01:25:32,562 --> 01:25:36,725
You see, you can't go hunting
with ten bodyguards.
1322
01:25:36,735 --> 01:25:38,325
It's too noisy.
1323
01:25:38,335 --> 01:25:40,963
It scares off the animals.
1324
01:26:19,310 --> 01:26:21,676
Doctor?
1325
01:27:33,952 --> 01:27:37,286
Where is the rest of your team?
1326
01:27:39,024 --> 01:27:41,517
There ain't no team, you motherfucker.
1327
01:27:41,527 --> 01:27:43,527
It's just us.
1328
01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:51,628
I get you $5 million.
1329
01:27:51,704 --> 01:27:54,639
United States currency.
1330
01:27:54,706 --> 01:27:58,336
Take it. It's yours.
1331
01:27:58,411 --> 01:28:01,871
We get $5 million just for turning you in.
1332
01:28:01,881 --> 01:28:05,078
You turn me in, and then what?
1333
01:28:05,151 --> 01:28:09,520
They are more afraid of me
than I am of them.
1334
01:28:12,125 --> 01:28:15,891
You do not have the balls to kill me.
1335
01:28:15,962 --> 01:28:20,262
And you do not have the balls
to take my money.
1336
01:28:20,334 --> 01:28:22,126
And you do not have the balls
1337
01:28:22,136 --> 01:28:24,527
to see what the international community
1338
01:28:24,537 --> 01:28:28,496
will do or not do to me.
1339
01:28:28,574 --> 01:28:31,600
You have nothing.
1340
01:28:33,813 --> 01:28:37,544
That's why we've got to change the rules.
1341
01:29:02,209 --> 01:29:07,204
If the power comes back on,
it still doesn't mean you can leave.
1342
01:29:07,214 --> 01:29:09,173
I'm never leaving.
1343
01:29:09,183 --> 01:29:14,553
I'll have myself surgically
attached to you.
1344
01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:32,197
This was Marda's town.
1345
01:29:32,207 --> 01:29:36,202
It's one of the few places
Muslims came back to.
1346
01:29:38,278 --> 01:29:41,873
They'll know best what to do with him.
1347
01:31:02,464 --> 01:31:03,689
Let me borrow 50 bucks.
1348
01:31:03,699 --> 01:31:06,659
What? We just left $5 million
tied to the side of the road.
1349
01:31:06,669 --> 01:31:08,261
You want to borrow 50 bucks?
1350
01:31:08,271 --> 01:31:10,262
Actually, make it a hundred.
1351
01:31:10,272 --> 01:31:11,764
You know, when all this hits,
1352
01:31:11,774 --> 01:31:14,934
it's going to be a shit-storm of
international denial and cover-ups.
1353
01:31:14,944 --> 01:31:17,771
Maybe you could talk to your father,
get me that gig to report it.
1354
01:31:17,781 --> 01:31:19,538
Then I can pay you back.
1355
01:31:19,548 --> 01:31:21,548
All right.
1356
01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:28,782
So what are you going to do?
1357
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:30,650
You going to stay and cover it?
1358
01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,586
Are you?
1359
01:31:32,596 --> 01:31:35,793
I got the cushy gig in New York.
1360
01:31:35,866 --> 01:31:37,959
The girl in Greece.
1361
01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:39,426
The story...
1362
01:31:39,436 --> 01:31:43,270
The story's going to be right here.
1363
01:31:44,574 --> 01:31:48,168
Just play something
decent on this, will you?
1364
01:31:48,178 --> 01:31:50,178
For once?
1365
01:31:51,248 --> 01:31:54,407
Simon, you're the only man I know
who would borrow money
1366
01:31:54,417 --> 01:31:57,978
to repay a debt that you
took to repay a debt.
1367
01:31:57,988 --> 01:32:01,425
And that's why you love me.
1368
01:32:03,493 --> 01:32:05,825
That's why I love you.
1369
01:32:27,551 --> 01:32:30,611
# I fought the law, and the law won #
1370
01:32:30,621 --> 01:32:33,766
# I fought the law, and the law won #
1371
01:32:35,767 --> 01:32:38,267
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