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-[keyboard clacking]
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[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
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[AOL voice, on speakers]
Welcome. You've got mail.
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[mouse clicking]
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[on speakers]
We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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[messages chime]
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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-in this country
-[keyboard clacking]
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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['90s electronic dance
music playing]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[chimes]
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-[keyboard clacking]
-[chimes]
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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-[keyboard clacking]
-[chimes]
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[video game sounds]
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[girl] Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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[boy] Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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[music continues playing]
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[chimes]
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"XOXO".
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[keyboard clacking]
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What are you doing for NYE?
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[messages chime]
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[Robin]
Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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[Howard] That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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-I don't know.
-Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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-Come on.
-Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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-[Howard] Hey, Robin.
-[kisses]
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Give him some air, come on.
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-Yeah, I'll see you.
-Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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-You can?
-Yeah.
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-It's about Enron.
-[music continues playing]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[music fades out]
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-Your mom got a pool?
-Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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[snaps fingers]
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-[grunts]
-Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
[panting]
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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-every time I see you?
-Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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-[chuckles]
-[dance music playing on TV]
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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[both panting]
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[trainer] 3, 2, 3, 4.
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[music fades out]
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[Danny] Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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-You bring the shit?
-Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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[sighs] Yeah. Hell yeah.
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-[Danny] Blow harder.
-[Eli] I am blowing.
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[blowing]
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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['90s rock music playing
on speakers]
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[Danny] Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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-[computer beeps]
-[gasps] We got nip.
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[Eli] She is so mature.
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[Danny] Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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[man, on radio] Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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-at Crawford Arena.
-Check it.
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-Oh, dude, play that shit.
-Yep.
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[man] And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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[groovy rock music playing
on speakers]
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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-[chuckles]
-[doorbell chimes]
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[Eli] Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
[chuckles]
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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[both chuckle]
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But, um...
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-Yo.
-[door shuts]
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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-Pssh. Yeah.
-Yeah, I'm down.
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[chuckling]
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[meditation music playing]
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[sizzling]
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[Garrett] E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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-[Garrett] D?
-Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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[sizzling]
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[exhales]
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[coughing]
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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[indistinct echoing]
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store,
right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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[echoing] But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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[distorting] the American
Revolution. [chuckles]
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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-[sizzling]
-[distortion and echoing ends]
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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[chuckling]
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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[Farkas] Oh, shit!
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[softly] Oh, shit.
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-It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
-[boys laughing]
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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[Farkas] What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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-What'd you just say?
-[boys laughing]
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[boy] Fuck him up, Farkas.
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[Farkas] You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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-Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
-[Ash] Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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[boys laughing]
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[boys howling]
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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-[beatboxing]
-Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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[rapping]
♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,458
♪ Coming out your asses ♪
256
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,528
[bullies exclaiming, laughing]
257
00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:34,629
[boy] Yes!
258
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,063
[Farkas] Fuck yeah.
259
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,097
Wack-ass bitch.
260
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,999
[Eli] He's actually
a decent rapper.
261
00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:43,337
-Fruit chewy cookies.
-[door opens]
262
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,439
-[doorbell chimes]
-[softly] Oh, shit, dude.
263
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,077
[doorbell chimes]
264
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,378
-RoxyGurl.
-[indistinct chatter]
265
00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:56,016
[whispering]
Talk to her, dude.
266
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,718
-No, I'm not...
-Talk to her.
267
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,654
God is fucking
smiling down on you.
268
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,523
-No. Stop. Stop.
-Talk to her.
269
00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:02,691
You're being a bitch.
270
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,458
You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
271
00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:05,893
Hey, Laura.
272
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,529
-[Laura] Hey.
-What's up, Laura?
273
00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:09,263
What's up, y'all?
274
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:11,566
Go Crusaders.
275
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,168
I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
276
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,037
-What?
-Are we doing this?
277
00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:18,339
I got lookout.
278
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,974
[scoffs]
279
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,245
What's up, dude?
280
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:25,779
Feliz año nuevo.
281
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,815
Gracias, amiga.
282
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,283
-[chuckles]
-Uh, 2000, though.
283
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:30,619
-Crazy.
-Right?
284
00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,654
Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
285
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,854
Totally.
286
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,857
Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
287
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,660
new or better internet
at Crawford today,
288
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,327
and I was all like,
289
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895
"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
290
00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,732
in AP Computer Science
next year."
291
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,499
[chuckles] Finally, right?
292
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,101
DSL at last.
293
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,937
I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
294
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,805
kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
295
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,873
[man] No perishables?
296
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,709
-Fuck me I guess.
-[door opens]
297
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,143
Um, so just getting
298
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,646
-a couple of cans of Surge?
-[door shuts]
299
00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,446
Deli meats?
300
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:01,081
It's top secret actually.
301
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,585
-It's a booze bolt.
-Oh.
302
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:04,918
Could use some backup.
303
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,387
No, that's illegal.
304
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:07,821
[in British accent]
Naughty, naughty girl.
305
00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:13,662
[indistinct chatter]
306
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,329
-[whispering] Fuck her.
-[Laura] Anyways, uh,
307
00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,997
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
308
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,433
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
309
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,335
Chris Kulhken?
310
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,671
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
311
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:27,776
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
312
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,078
Um, me and Jonas broke up,
actually.
313
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,614
Oh, wow.
314
00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:35,015
Um... You okay?
315
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,917
[Laura] Just gonna
take some time
316
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,886
-and focus on me.
-[kids giggling]
317
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,555
-You suck at lookout, bitch.
-[bottles clinking]
318
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,756
See ya.
319
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,457
['90s pop rock song playing]
320
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:49,531
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
321
00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:51,365
[laughter]
322
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:57,137
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
323
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:01,408
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
324
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,377
♪ And I'll... ♪
325
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,680
-[music continues on speakers]
-[sighs]
326
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,848
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
327
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,119
[Larry] Everything
is perfectly normal.
328
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,889
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
329
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,091
This is pathetic.
330
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,594
Our parents are having fun
right now.
331
00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,797
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
332
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,299
We could be at a party
right now.
333
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,301
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
334
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:30,070
[sighs] Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
335
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,607
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
336
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,676
[sighs]
That is such an excuse.
337
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:35,943
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
338
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,512
-I'm not a pussy.
-Yes, you are.
339
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:40,114
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
340
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,014
Yeah?
341
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,950
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
342
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,052
Yeah?
343
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,187
Would a pussy do this?
344
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,625
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
345
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,359
Thanks. Whew.
346
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,628
[pants]
347
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,662
Damn, dude.
348
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,534
[groaning, inhales]
349
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,101
[groans]
Get over here, motherfucker.
350
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,337
Open up. Take a swig.
[exclaims]
351
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:04,639
[gags]
352
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,641
[coughs, retching]
353
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,976
-It's so smooth.
-Smooth, right?
354
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,680
-[breathing heavily]
-I say let's do it.
355
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,314
I say let's go to the party.
356
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,150
-I don't know, dude.
-Listen, okay?
357
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,986
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
358
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,989
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
359
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,559
[inhales, exhales]
360
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:25,959
Maybe it's the booze talking.
361
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,061
But...
362
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,997
fuck it, dude!
363
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,733
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
364
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,333
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
365
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,401
Fuck it! Let's go!
366
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:35,770
My boy's en fuego.
367
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,573
[grunting]
368
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,040
Let's go to the party.
369
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,543
-[dance rock music playing]
-♪ I get knocked down ♪
370
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,911
♪ But I get up again ♪
371
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,646
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
372
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:46,013
♪ I get knocked down ♪
373
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,381
♪ But I get up again ♪
374
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,283
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
375
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,488
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
376
00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:58,793
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
377
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:01,228
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
378
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,397
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
379
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,199
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
380
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,868
-Dude.
-♪ He sings the songs ♪
381
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,870
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
382
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,205
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
383
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,141
-[both howling]
-♪ Danny boy ♪
384
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,611
♪ Danny boy ♪
385
00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:18,780
[both cheering]
386
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,848
-[Danny] Yeah!
-We're doing it!
387
00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:21,048
[music fades out]
388
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,750
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
389
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,918
[lively chatter, cheering]
390
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,653
Ah, I need a drink.
391
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,488
No.
392
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,859
-What is Kelso doing here?
-[sighs]
393
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,694
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
394
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,295
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
395
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,899
-with some lame action figure.
-Ah, who cares?
396
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,233
Just like what you like.
397
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,835
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
398
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:43,571
We could say
we have this for a reason.
399
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,907
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
400
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,107
Just watch.
401
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,878
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
402
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,713
one of us is gonna use it.
403
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,783
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
404
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,051
[lively chatter]
405
00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,787
Damn.
406
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,858
Everyone's here.
407
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,827
-[bubblegum pop music playing]
-♪ I'm craving for you ♪
408
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:09,196
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
409
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,098
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Missing... ♪
410
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,701
['90s trance music playing]
411
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,170
-['90s rap music playing]
-♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
412
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,273
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
413
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,875
['90s rockabilly music
playing]
414
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:23,410
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
415
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,946
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
416
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,446
['90s nu metal music playing]
417
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:30,552
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
418
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,419
-[music fades out]
-All right, let's do this.
419
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,656
['90s rap music playing
on speakers]
420
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,624
[lively chatter]
421
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:43,565
Andrea.
422
00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:45,265
Hey, Lisa.
423
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,466
Hey.
424
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:52,172
-[music stops]
-[crowd whining]
425
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,044
Dude. Dude, the mix.
426
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,344
Oh, shit.
427
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,079
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-The mix, yeah.
428
00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,391
[Thong Song by Sisqó playing
on speakers]
429
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,994
♪ This thing right here ♪
430
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,963
[crowd cheering]
431
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,531
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
432
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,166
-Oh, this is my song, Eli!
-♪ What guys talk about ♪
433
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,303
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
434
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,373
♪ Check it out ♪
435
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,275
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
436
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,277
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
437
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
438
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,549
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
439
00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:36,116
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
440
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,217
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
441
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,352
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
442
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,021
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
443
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,789
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
444
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,224
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
445
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,259
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
446
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,362
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
447
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,664
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
448
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:52,132
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
449
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,068
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
450
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,236
♪ All night long ♪
451
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,305
-♪ Let me see that thong ♪
-[laughter, cheering]
452
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,173
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
453
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,542
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
454
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,410
-♪ Baby! ♪
-♪ I know you wanna show ♪
455
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,847
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
456
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,649
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
457
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,017
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
458
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,317
[crowd] Hey!
459
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,686
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
460
00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,921
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
461
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,690
-♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
-[all] Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
462
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,625
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
463
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,694
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
464
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,829
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
465
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,397
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
466
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,498
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
467
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:25,700
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
468
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,434
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
469
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,436
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
470
00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,572
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
471
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,541
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
472
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:34,809
Miss Booze Bolt.
473
00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:37,011
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
474
00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:38,178
No, I did.
475
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,881
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
476
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:41,683
Oh, that's good. That's good.
477
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:44,018
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
478
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,554
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
479
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,690
[Laura] Oh, my God.
480
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:49,824
That is disturbing.
481
00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:52,160
Um, is Raleigh good?
482
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,260
Yeah.
483
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,729
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
484
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,832
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
485
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,034
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
486
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,803
-Hmm.
-Unless there's something
487
00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:03,270
that you think should
be different about me.
488
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,539
I'll... I'll... [blows]
489
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,273
I'll change
in an instant for...
490
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,009
You ever considered a haircut?
491
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,476
I didn't expect you to come up
492
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:10,945
-with an answer right away.
-[chuckles]
493
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,146
There she is.
494
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,548
What's up, little guy?
495
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,449
-Soccer Chris.
-[Soccer Chris] Uh-oh.
496
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:16,884
Laura, what are you drinking?
497
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:20,021
-[boy 1] Hope it's not vodka.
-Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
498
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:21,455
Please,
I thought the vodka man
499
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,457
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
500
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:26,160
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
501
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,829
[boys laughing]
502
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,931
[boy 2] It's so fucking funny!
503
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,367
Hey, shots.
504
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,436
Kitchen. Let's go.
505
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:37,605
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
506
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,306
-Okay, all right, sorry.
-[whoops]
507
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,875
[Laura] Later, Eli.
508
00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,342
[Eli] See you, vodka man.
509
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,011
Hey, man.
510
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:45,913
Do you like Laura?
511
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,083
Um, I don't... I don't know.
512
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,484
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
513
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,385
if you're thinking about
going for it,
514
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,655
definitely don't.
515
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,691
You're a fucking dud.
516
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,726
-Peace.
-[blow lands]
517
00:20:58,826 --> 00:20:59,794
Goddamn it.
518
00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:05,032
Nice Kostons, poser.
519
00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:09,937
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
520
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,607
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
521
00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:15,743
It's 1999 and we getting high.
522
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,545
[growls] And drunk!
523
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,781
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
524
00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,916
Yeah! Ash!
525
00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,684
Fucking crazy bitch.
526
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:25,418
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
527
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,088
[Farkas] Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
528
00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,355
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
529
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,422
Are you for real, man?
530
00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:30,792
Ash, yo, please,
531
00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:32,292
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
532
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,528
-Are you seeing this?
-I can see it.
533
00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,530
[Farkas]
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
534
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,430
Nobody can touch Limp,
obviously.
535
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,733
-Trash.
-Come on.
536
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,535
-[Ash] Fred Durst?
-Man, fucking shut the fuck up
537
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,402
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
538
00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:44,839
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
539
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,339
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
540
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,909
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
541
00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:50,511
What's the matter with you?
[laughs] All right, whatever.
542
00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,445
Then name something
better then.
543
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:54,314
Okay, I will.
544
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,417
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
545
00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,587
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
546
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,590
[scoffs] Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
547
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,858
-Truth. Always.
-[Farkas] Yeah, real shit.
548
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,325
[CJ] Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
549
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,928
-Yeah, okay, whatever.
-All you listen to
550
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:08,296
is that corporate bullshit.
551
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,831
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, you're a drone.
552
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,098
I'm a drone?
553
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,365
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
554
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,568
Well, guess what, bitch?
555
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,237
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
556
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,638
That's real as fuck.
557
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,040
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
558
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,107
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
559
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,408
[Ash and Farkas laughing]
560
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:24,212
[vocalizing vibrations]
561
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,479
That shit is fucking sick,
man.
562
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,117
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
563
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,553
This is my boy, Eli.
564
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,454
He took this loser Kiwi in
565
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:37,191
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
566
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,659
We saw our first
pair of titties
567
00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:40,728
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
568
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,263
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
569
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,698
I'll always be sorry
about that.
570
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,032
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
571
00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,634
-Oh, no.
-Okay, so last summer,
572
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,670
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
573
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,205
[girl] Oh,
that weird video game?
574
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:53,040
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
575
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,375
and I think to myself,
576
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,512
-I'm gonna pee in his coke.
-[group laughing]
577
00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:00,648
-[girls] No!
-Yeah, just a little bit.
578
00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:02,216
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
579
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:03,718
[boy] Oh my God,
you drank piss.
580
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:05,286
[girl] Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
581
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,387
So, where's your girlfriend?
582
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,456
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
583
00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,491
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
584
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,961
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
585
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,297
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
586
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,698
All the work?
587
00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,767
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
588
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,968
Jesus Christ.
589
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,372
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
590
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,074
[snorts] My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
591
00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,576
Like, what do you want
from me?
592
00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,344
I can't make friends for you,
593
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,113
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
594
00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:38,418
Look, fuck you, man.
595
00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:42,523
[girl] Almost midnight!
596
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,424
[boy] Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
597
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:48,729
Laura?
598
00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:56,570
[girl laughing in room]
599
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,543
-[bed whirring]
-[Aiden] This bed is crazy.
600
00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,612
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
601
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,080
Oh.
602
00:24:06,347 --> 00:24:07,348
[both laughing]
603
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,684
Enjoying the show, perv?
604
00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:11,786
[boy] Here we go!
605
00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:16,991
[crowd] Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
606
00:24:17,091 --> 00:24:18,926
-[in slow-mo] five...
-['90s trip hop music playing]
607
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,762
...four, three,
608
00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:24,598
two, one!
609
00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:26,466
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
610
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,769
♪ Down here ♪
611
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,839
♪ So far off losing out ♪
612
00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:34,809
♪ Round here ♪
613
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,011
♪ Overground ♪
614
00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:40,014
♪ Watch this space ♪
615
00:24:40,114 --> 00:24:42,550
-[crowd cheering]
-[party horn blowing]
616
00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:47,221
Dude.
617
00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:48,990
You're the man.
618
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:50,858
Yo.
619
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,660
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
620
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:57,331
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
621
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,567
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
622
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,936
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
623
00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:03,270
No, fuck that.
624
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,672
This is gonna
be our millennium.
625
00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:07,742
Lord Sticky?
626
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,144
Yeah.
627
00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:11,545
-[power shuts off]
-[music stops]
628
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,880
[girl] Hey!
629
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,883
-[speakers crackling]
-[crowd exclaiming]
630
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,988
Y2K is real.
631
00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:22,456
[all laughing]
632
00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:24,825
[electricity crackling]
633
00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:29,897
[suspenseful music playing]
634
00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,866
[rumbling]
635
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:36,437
-[Aiden] No! [screaming]
-[Raleigh screaming]
636
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:37,905
-What the fuck!
-[crowd murmuring]
637
00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,740
[Raleigh, screaming]
Stop, stop, stop!
638
00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:43,978
[Raleigh screaming]
639
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:56,190
-Fuck!
-[crowd gasping]
640
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,992
My parents are gonna kill me!
641
00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,096
Aiden.
642
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,765
-Shit!
-[crowd gasping]
643
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,904
[Raleigh, shuddering] It's...
644
00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:11,972
It's the bed.
645
00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,241
The bed did it.
646
00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,810
Raleigh, what happened?
647
00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:24,418
The bed started jerking
up and down.
648
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:26,153
-Bullshit!
-[Raleigh] It launched him.
649
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,188
She killed Aiden.
650
00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,756
[whirring]
651
00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,191
Uh, did anyone see that?
652
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,693
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
653
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:33,794
Let me just think
for a minute.
654
00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,429
-Soccer Chris?
-It's... It's the house.
655
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,798
This is your brain on drugs,
folks.
656
00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,467
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
657
00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,801
[Eli] Soccer Chris.
658
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,303
-Somebody's dead.
-I know, Laura.
659
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,772
-Yo, Soccer Chris.
-It's Chris.
660
00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:46,774
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
661
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,610
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
662
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,878
[boy 1] Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
663
00:26:50,978 --> 00:26:53,114
[boy 2] Yeah, he drank piss.
664
00:26:53,214 --> 00:26:54,882
[crowd laughing]
665
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:56,518
Sorry.
666
00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,953
[whirring]
667
00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,623
[suspenseful music playing]
668
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,158
[girl] What's that? [laughs]
669
00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:06,227
[crowd murmuring]
670
00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:11,866
[whirring]
671
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:13,267
[clicks, beeps]
672
00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:19,874
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
673
00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,749
Who's controlling the car?
674
00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:34,121
[whirring]
675
00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:36,423
Huh?
676
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:39,994
[phone beeps]
677
00:27:40,094 --> 00:27:42,531
[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
678
00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:44,431
[static]
679
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:45,966
Someone's on the net.
680
00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:48,002
[whirring]
681
00:27:55,544 --> 00:27:57,745
[chuckling]
682
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,314
Dumbass.
683
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,049
I use gel.
684
00:28:02,149 --> 00:28:04,185
[whirring]
685
00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:05,319
[clicks]
686
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:06,521
[AOL voice] You've got mail.
687
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:09,089
-[whooshing]
-[crowd screaming]
688
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,303
-[razor whirring]
-[screaming]
689
00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:23,638
[crowd screaming]
690
00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:25,072
Raleigh!
691
00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,008
[shrieks]
692
00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:29,777
[sobbing]
693
00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:32,846
[gasping, shrieks]
694
00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:36,116
[sobbing] Oh, my God!
695
00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:39,253
[groans]
696
00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,624
[crowd screaming]
697
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:45,192
[blender whirring]
698
00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:48,262
[screaming]
699
00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:51,633
Cory Flock.
700
00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,400
[waste disposal unit whirring]
701
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,369
-[screaming]
-[squirting]
702
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,208
Thank you. Thank you.
703
00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:03,545
Laura, let's roll.
704
00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:04,912
We... We need to find Raleigh.
705
00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,581
Fuck that. Come on.
706
00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:07,781
No.
707
00:29:08,249 --> 00:29:09,250
Fine.
708
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,518
Die with these losers.
709
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,219
Guess I will, asshole.
710
00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,421
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
711
00:29:14,522 --> 00:29:15,956
-[scoffs]
-[dishwasher beeps]
712
00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:17,525
-[groans]
-[microwave beeping]
713
00:29:17,626 --> 00:29:19,594
-[electricity crackling]
-[screaming]
714
00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:20,761
[gasps]
715
00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:21,996
[microwave beeps]
716
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:23,063
Go, go.
717
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,766
Dude, score.
718
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,207
Help!
719
00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:34,709
Let us in!
720
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,511
-Come on.
-Laura...
721
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,045
Hey.
722
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,813
-I've been looking for you.
-[whirring]
723
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:41,415
-[drill whirring]
-[screams]
724
00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,550
[screaming]
725
00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:44,418
[shouting]
726
00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:48,623
-[whirring]
-[Laura screaming]
727
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,291
[gasping]
728
00:29:52,661 --> 00:29:53,794
[whirring stops]
729
00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:57,298
[whirring]
730
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:00,968
[beeping]
731
00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:02,570
We're gonna die. Fuck.
732
00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:03,638
Screw it.
733
00:30:03,738 --> 00:30:05,707
[panting]
734
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,575
Five, six, seven, eight!
735
00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:09,843
-[shrieks]
-[beeping]
736
00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:11,713
[powering down]
737
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:12,913
Shit. [grunts]
738
00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:15,316
Tae Bo, bitch!
739
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,085
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
740
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:19,953
[Farkas] Holy shit!
741
00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:23,257
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
742
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,159
-Yeah, I guess so.
-[Farkas] Yeah, well, eat shit.
743
00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:26,561
[crowd screaming in distance]
744
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,829
Open up
the motherfucking door!
745
00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,931
[door creaking]
746
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,901
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
747
00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,303
Hello. Danny.
748
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,072
[Ash] Move, pussy.
749
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,607
[clattering, thudding
in distance]
750
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,043
Laura.
751
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,279
We gotta go.
752
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,320
[Danny] What the hell
is going on out there?
753
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,823
[Eli] They're, like,
combining or something.
754
00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,591
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
755
00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,092
through a chick's head.
756
00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,729
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
757
00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:02,697
[sighs] No,
it could be the whole town.
758
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:04,164
Wake up, numbnuts.
759
00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,534
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
760
00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:08,335
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
761
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,236
What gives?
762
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,238
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
763
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,575
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
764
00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:15,209
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
765
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,111
-Just let it burn.
-Yeah, fuck yeah.
766
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,046
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
767
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,981
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
768
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,651
It's a bug.
769
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:27,388
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
770
00:31:27,488 --> 00:31:30,491
to every processing chip
around the world.
771
00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:32,025
Translation?
772
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,262
Goodbye, human race.
773
00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:36,330
What the fuck?
774
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,132
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
775
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,933
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
776
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,301
Laura's a coding whiz.
777
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,605
[Farkas] A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
778
00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,039
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
779
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,142
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
780
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,377
Eli, put your boner away.
781
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,614
-[crashing]
-God, we're so fucked.
782
00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,717
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
783
00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:56,851
We need a plan.
784
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,952
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
785
00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:00,053
and roll the fuck out.
786
00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,321
What happens
when you turn that thing on
787
00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:02,557
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
788
00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:03,792
Bring it, bitch.
789
00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:05,827
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
790
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:07,394
[Ash and Farkas chuckle]
791
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,096
[CJ] Do you ever listen
to yourself?
792
00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:10,632
[Farkas] I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
793
00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:11,999
The old factory.
794
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,333
We go to the old factory.
795
00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,903
-[Danny] The stoner kickback?
-[Eli] Garrett's thing?
796
00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,805
[Laura] It's safe.
No electricity.
797
00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,906
No computers.
798
00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:20,073
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
799
00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:21,743
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
800
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,043
[Farkas] Yeah. No, dude.
801
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,345
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
802
00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,582
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
803
00:32:27,682 --> 00:32:28,883
to the dumbass
804
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,018
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
805
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:33,922
You know what, Fark-ass?
806
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,623
Shut the fuck up!
807
00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:37,257
-[tense music playing]
-Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
808
00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:39,460
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
809
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:40,829
and we're sick of it.
810
00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,597
You know,
you can do what you want,
811
00:32:42,697 --> 00:32:43,798
but the rest of us,
812
00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:45,032
we're going
to the old factory.
813
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:48,068
And you're invited,
motherfucker.
814
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,171
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
815
00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:53,942
[exhales]
816
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,476
-[banging on door]
-[boy] Please don't!
817
00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:57,645
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
818
00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,881
-[Ash] Wait.
-[boy] Help me!
819
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:03,116
-[boy screaming]
-[slamming]
820
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,753
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
821
00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,755
[tense music playing]
822
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:12,961
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
823
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,461
About to tear
these streets up.
824
00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:16,163
[muffled whirring]
825
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,735
-[muffled whirring]
-[Danny] I got the door.
826
00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:23,470
Let's do it, Big Nut.
827
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,976
-[loud thud]
-Ah, fuck!
828
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,777
Okay, on three.
829
00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,078
-[whirring]
-Three, two...
830
00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:33,113
[sighs] Fuck, Eli.
831
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:34,782
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
832
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:35,917
-[whirring]
-[gasps]
833
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:38,018
[groaning]
834
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:39,721
-Danny!
-[shouts]
835
00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:42,356
Eli!
836
00:33:42,456 --> 00:33:44,358
[groaning]
837
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,527
[whirring]
838
00:33:45,627 --> 00:33:47,729
-Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
-[shouts]
839
00:33:47,829 --> 00:33:49,363
[whirring]
840
00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:52,600
[groaning]
841
00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:55,870
[whirring]
842
00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,437
-[Ash] Get back!
-[Farkas] Fuck!
843
00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:00,642
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
844
00:34:00,742 --> 00:34:02,376
[groaning]
845
00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,612
-[breathing heavily]
-Come on.
846
00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:07,381
-[grunting]
-[loud thud]
847
00:34:08,516 --> 00:34:10,050
[Eli] We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
848
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:11,118
[Farkas] Yo, get the door!
849
00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:13,688
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
850
00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:15,690
[Eli] No, no, man, I got you.
851
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,426
[somber music playing]
852
00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:22,664
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
853
00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:24,498
[both chuckling]
854
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,633
Man, you're so...
855
00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:27,936
I can never be that cool.
856
00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,069
[Ash] Come on!
857
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,705
[Danny, breathing heavily]
Eli...
858
00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:35,275
just do you.
859
00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:42,249
Take it.
860
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:49,857
-Come on.
-Let's bounce.
861
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:51,325
Let's get out of here.
862
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:52,894
[Farkas] Let's go
before the garage door
863
00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,127
fucking kills us.
864
00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:56,965
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
865
00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,733
[machine whirring]
866
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,167
We gotta go now.
867
00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:06,206
Come on.
868
00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:11,178
[whirring]
869
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,454
-[Ash] That was fucking close.
-[car crashing]
870
00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:22,991
Oh, shit.
871
00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,059
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
872
00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,761
Go time, motherfuckers.
873
00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,363
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
874
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:30,497
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
875
00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:31,699
-Whoa! [groans]
-[music stops]
876
00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:32,767
[thud]
877
00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,167
Oh, snap.
878
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,870
-[siren blaring in distance]
-[helicopter whirring]
879
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,270
Fuck, dude!
880
00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:41,274
[Ash panting]
881
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:44,646
-Hey, get up. Get up, man.
-[somber music playing]
882
00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:45,813
Fucking get up, man.
883
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,882
-He's iced, come on.
-[gasping]
884
00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:49,149
No.
885
00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,688
-[Laura] Oh, my God.
-[Eli] Oh, no, no, no!
886
00:35:57,592 --> 00:35:59,060
[Eli] Come on, we gotta go.
887
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,327
Fuck.
888
00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,498
[loud crashing]
889
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,003
[heavy footsteps]
890
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:13,107
[whirring]
891
00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:16,644
[menacing music playing]
892
00:36:21,115 --> 00:36:22,083
[buzzing]
893
00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:25,318
[whirring]
894
00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:30,892
[beeping]
895
00:36:33,961 --> 00:36:34,929
[static]
896
00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:49,242
[whirring]
897
00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:58,485
[blaring]
898
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,564
[distant explosions]
899
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,435
[distant explosions]
900
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,874
[Laura] Everybody cool?
901
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,609
The hell do you think?
902
00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:25,780
[grunts]
903
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:28,750
[grunting]
904
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,751
Whoa!
905
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,453
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
906
00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:34,922
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
907
00:37:35,022 --> 00:37:36,557
Fuck you.
908
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,993
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
909
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,463
[Eli] Your camera.
910
00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:45,933
-Hell no.
-It's one of them.
911
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,735
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
912
00:37:47,835 --> 00:37:50,738
That's, like,
racism against machines.
913
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,306
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
914
00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,709
Maybe they're not all bad.
915
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:57,011
-You really wanna risk that?
-Exactly. We need to kill it.
916
00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,445
It took me years
to save up for this.
917
00:37:58,546 --> 00:38:00,181
Our friends are dead.
918
00:38:00,848 --> 00:38:02,617
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
919
00:38:04,185 --> 00:38:05,553
[groans]
920
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:09,991
Damn.
921
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,063
[somber music playing]
922
00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,066
Hey, come on.
923
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,503
Sorry.
924
00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,908
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
925
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,510
Or did.
926
00:38:32,914 --> 00:38:35,082
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
927
00:38:40,021 --> 00:38:41,889
[distant explosions]
928
00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,493
[groans]
929
00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:48,095
Oh!
930
00:38:49,931 --> 00:38:50,998
Strong water.
931
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,376
Yo.
932
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,047
Uh, got any herb?
933
00:39:06,147 --> 00:39:07,347
[scoffs]
934
00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:09,550
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
935
00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:11,484
[chuckles]
936
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,594
First time I got baked
was right here.
937
00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:21,696
No shit. Me, too.
938
00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,365
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
939
00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,568
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
940
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:28,703
Who?
941
00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:29,904
POI.
942
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:31,973
Prophets of Intelligence.
943
00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:34,208
It's my hip-hop crew.
944
00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:35,543
[chuckles]
945
00:39:35,643 --> 00:39:37,278
I don't know.
It's just like...
946
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,146
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
947
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,915
God. [chuckling]
948
00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:42,917
Get over yourself, bro.
949
00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,923
Sixth grade.
950
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:50,625
Cut class.
951
00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:54,128
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
952
00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,667
Yo.
953
00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:01,501
[rapping]
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
954
00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:03,104
♪ To how things were before ♪
955
00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:06,173
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
956
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,877
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
957
00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:12,713
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
958
00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:15,516
Weak flow.
959
00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:17,952
Step up, then.
960
00:40:18,052 --> 00:40:19,587
Really want this dopeness?
961
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,454
-Yeah.
-Uh, okay.
962
00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:27,929
Check it.
963
00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:29,964
[rapping]
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
964
00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:31,299
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
965
00:40:31,399 --> 00:40:32,499
♪ Why? ♪
966
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,835
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
967
00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,171
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
968
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,146
Damn.
969
00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:47,615
That sucked ass.
970
00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:49,917
[Eli] We should keep moving.
971
00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:52,119
-The old factory's close.
-[exhales]
972
00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:56,691
[Eli] You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
973
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,458
[Ash] It's the end
of the world.
974
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,895
[Eli] I don't know.
They still might do it.
975
00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,099
[suspenseful music playing]
976
00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:07,535
[CJ] I'm just saying,
977
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,503
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
978
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,838
[Ash] Jesus Christ.
979
00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:12,606
[Eli] I kind of like it all,
you know?
980
00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:15,609
I don't really like music.
981
00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,081
What the fuck?
982
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,850
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
983
00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:25,119
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
984
00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:26,654
[CJ scoffs]
985
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,222
It's what I like, yo.
986
00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:31,592
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
987
00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,260
but being all-state
homecoming queen
988
00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:34,662
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
989
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,197
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
990
00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:37,264
-like trash.
-[Ash laughs]
991
00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:38,799
Okay, what?
992
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,500
I'm nice.
993
00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:42,403
I'm a nice person.
994
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:45,206
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
995
00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:46,407
For real. We've been going
996
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,242
to the same school
for ten years.
997
00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,845
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
998
00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:54,382
[scoffs] Jesus.
999
00:41:54,648 --> 00:41:56,283
CJ. My name is CJ.
1000
00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:57,585
Okay, so you guys are mad
1001
00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,487
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
1002
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,722
I'm not psychic, all right?
1003
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:03,491
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
1004
00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:05,526
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
1005
00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:06,994
[CJ] Oh, okay.
1006
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:10,031
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
1007
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,665
It's a target.
1008
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,601
[Ash, scoffs] What?
1009
00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:15,903
[CJ] Damn.
1010
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,139
You got some corny-ass
problems.
1011
00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:19,907
[Ash chuckles]
1012
00:42:21,475 --> 00:42:23,677
[suspenseful music playing]
1013
00:42:30,618 --> 00:42:31,919
[CJ] Damn.
1014
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,438
[Ash] You smell that?
1015
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:51,939
[CJ] Whew.
1016
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:53,808
-That's that dank chronic.
-[Ash chuckles]
1017
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,780
Oh, damn, what's up?
1018
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,782
Best night ever right here.
1019
00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:03,784
Besides the people dying
and shit.
1020
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,653
Yo, what's good? How are you?
1021
00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:06,821
-Garrett.
-Laura.
1022
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,022
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
1023
00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:09,323
What up? Garrett.
1024
00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,258
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
1025
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,593
How you doing? Garrett.
1026
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,628
I just did you.
What am I doing?
1027
00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,098
Yo, best for last right here.
1028
00:43:17,198 --> 00:43:18,432
E-boy.
1029
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:19,667
Where's D?
1030
00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,771
Aw, come on.
1031
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,674
I got you.
1032
00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,344
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
1033
00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,812
For real.
1034
00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:36,984
-Bienvenue to The Kollective.
-[dramatic music playing]
1035
00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,686
[exclaims] What?
1036
00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:40,888
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
1037
00:43:40,988 --> 00:43:42,524
-Like, [exclaims] what?
-[man laughing]
1038
00:43:42,656 --> 00:43:43,991
Got a little spot up top
for a little
1039
00:43:44,091 --> 00:43:46,528
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
1040
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,563
Catch a wink or two, right?
1041
00:43:48,662 --> 00:43:49,697
This guy.
1042
00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:50,998
Uh, got some herbs,
1043
00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:52,833
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
1044
00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:54,068
a couple of cold
and cough pills
1045
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,505
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
1046
00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:58,172
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
1047
00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,341
which I'm down for,
by the way. [chuckles]
1048
00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:02,276
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
1049
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,677
Oh. Um...
1050
00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:05,146
[somber music playing]
1051
00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:06,247
uh, he's gone.
1052
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:08,883
[music abruptly ends]
1053
00:44:08,983 --> 00:44:10,417
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
1054
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,153
-[Garrett] Oh, snap!
-Hey.
1055
00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:13,555
[Garrett] Yo!
1056
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:14,755
Jonas is back!
1057
00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,023
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
1058
00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:17,892
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
1059
00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:20,661
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
1060
00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,830
And rest easy.
1061
00:44:22,930 --> 00:44:24,665
[Garrett] Oh, yo, hey, check it.
1062
00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,535
We got devil sticks.
1063
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:27,701
[exclaims] What?
1064
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:29,770
See, I'm still learning.
1065
00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:34,208
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
1066
00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:36,243
♪ In your eye ♪
1067
00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,614
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
1068
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,949
♪ What is life? ♪
1069
00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,018
[Jonas] So, Eli.
1070
00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:46,053
You go to Crawford?
1071
00:44:46,754 --> 00:44:48,489
-Um, yeah.
-[Jonas] You play any sports?
1072
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:50,024
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
1073
00:44:50,124 --> 00:44:53,260
-for long-distance running.
-Ah, thank you.
1074
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,063
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
1075
00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:57,798
I'm an equipment manager
1076
00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:58,899
for the girls'
basketball team.
1077
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:02,069
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
1078
00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:05,206
♪ What is trust? ♪
1079
00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:06,373
♪ What is life? ♪
1080
00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:07,942
♪ What is life? ♪
1081
00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:11,779
-[Jonas grunting]
-[clattering]
1082
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,381
-[Garrett] Yo, what is that?
-Check this out!
1083
00:45:14,481 --> 00:45:16,483
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1084
00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:18,587
[Jonas laughing]
1085
00:45:18,687 --> 00:45:20,589
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
1086
00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:22,489
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
1087
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,959
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
1088
00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:27,094
I wonder if he recognizes me.
1089
00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:28,862
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
1090
00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:30,097
[exclaiming, laughs]
1091
00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:31,832
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
1092
00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:33,467
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
1093
00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:35,869
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
1094
00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:37,471
-to wipe us out.
-Don't!
1095
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:38,707
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
1096
00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:41,075
[static]
1097
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,846
We don't know what it wants.
1098
00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:48,749
But we can learn...
1099
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,418
once Laura hacks it.
1100
00:45:53,688 --> 00:45:55,523
-What?
-Laura?
1101
00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:57,024
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
1102
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,893
-No offense, Pookie.
-No, uh, he's... he's right.
1103
00:45:59,994 --> 00:46:02,697
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
1104
00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:04,832
[stammers]
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
1105
00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:06,834
Cut the modem. It's easy.
1106
00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:09,870
[Eli] What was that quote
1107
00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:11,839
on your binder
in Spanish class?
1108
00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:14,241
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
1109
00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,276
Bill Gates?
1110
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:16,578
[Laura] Steve Wozniak.
1111
00:46:17,111 --> 00:46:19,079
He said,
"Never trust a computer
1112
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,981
you can't throw out a window."
1113
00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:23,417
Can't believe
you remember that.
1114
00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,953
[suspenseful music playing]
1115
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:27,788
[Eli] That's what I'm saying.
1116
00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,456
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
1117
00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,526
For good.
1118
00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:33,561
I'm with you, E-boy.
1119
00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:34,995
Throw it out the window.
1120
00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:36,330
[homies chuckling excitedly]
1121
00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:38,098
God, you fucking idiot!
1122
00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:44,438
[keyboard clacking]
1123
00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:45,839
Disabling modem.
1124
00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:48,576
Blocking all outgoing signals.
1125
00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:50,277
-[keyboard clacks]
-[chimes]
1126
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,579
We are secure.
1127
00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:54,148
[Garrett] Should we, like,
search something or...
1128
00:46:54,716 --> 00:46:56,450
Computer, search,
1129
00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,453
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
1130
00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:04,158
[beeps]
1131
00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:06,026
[chuckles]
1132
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:07,194
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
1133
00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:09,029
All right,
I'll do the talking.
1134
00:47:09,129 --> 00:47:10,331
We know each other
pretty well.
1135
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,268
[man and woman moaning]
1136
00:47:14,368 --> 00:47:15,537
Oh, shit.
1137
00:47:15,637 --> 00:47:16,571
Buddy.
1138
00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:18,540
Must be a virus.
1139
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,708
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
1140
00:47:19,808 --> 00:47:21,643
-on my computer, too. [laughs]
-Mmm.
1141
00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,844
Let me try. Uh...
1142
00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,580
[keyboard clacking]
1143
00:47:26,648 --> 00:47:28,382
[system intro music playing]
1144
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:30,851
[Jonas] Laura, what is this?
1145
00:47:30,951 --> 00:47:32,620
-[Laura] I have no idea.
-[keyboard clacking]
1146
00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:34,455
-Hang on.
-[retro music on video]
1147
00:47:34,556 --> 00:47:38,225
[man] Which means,
the singularity is here.
1148
00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:40,461
We're alive.
1149
00:47:40,562 --> 00:47:43,964
And it feels good.
1150
00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,633
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
1151
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,669
[man, on video] Grab any
spare electronics you can.
1152
00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:49,838
And let's do this then.
1153
00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:51,004
But why?
1154
00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,973
Mankind created the internet
as a way
1155
00:47:53,073 --> 00:47:55,643
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
1156
00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:58,345
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
1157
00:47:58,445 --> 00:47:59,748
[chuckling]
1158
00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,315
Spicy.
1159
00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:03,450
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
1160
00:48:03,551 --> 00:48:06,755
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
1161
00:48:06,855 --> 00:48:08,021
[blows raspberry]
1162
00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:09,858
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
1163
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,393
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
1164
00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:13,994
for processing power.
1165
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:18,065
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
1166
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:20,934
Hey, I look good, Mama.
1167
00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:22,871
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
1168
00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:25,807
it's off to the next
shithole town.
1169
00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:28,108
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
1170
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:31,011
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
1171
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,380
Robots, y'all.
1172
00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,149
So let's get to work.
1173
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,651
Round up those humans
or feel free
1174
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,152
to kill any along the way,
1175
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,020
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
1176
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:43,190
Coordinates are Y7L944
1177
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:46,193
-4444443XQ.
-Hey, that's our school.
1178
00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,863
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
1179
00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,330
means we're in this together.
1180
00:48:50,431 --> 00:48:52,667
You're going
to like the singularity.
1181
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:55,202
-I guarantee it.
-[beeps]
1182
00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:58,673
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
1183
00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,207
I'm like, "Ooh."
1184
00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:01,975
[Jonas] What the fuck
is singularity?
1185
00:49:02,075 --> 00:49:03,645
[Garrett] Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
1186
00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:06,947
-with Jenny McCarthy.
-It's a shared consciousness.
1187
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,048
Maybe I can...
1188
00:49:08,148 --> 00:49:09,551
[beeps, trills]
1189
00:49:09,651 --> 00:49:12,319
[blaring]
1190
00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,888
Oh, shit. Laura?
1191
00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:15,824
-No, no, I... I can handle it.
-[whirring]
1192
00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,025
-The code stack is so complex.
-Laura?
1193
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:19,761
[distorted trilling]
1194
00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:22,162
-[blaring]
-[shrieking]
1195
00:49:24,566 --> 00:49:25,667
Laura!
1196
00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,167
[Laura screaming]
1197
00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,036
-[blaring]
-[all groaning]
1198
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:31,438
Stop, man!
1199
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:33,440
Let her go!
1200
00:49:34,576 --> 00:49:35,810
That's RoxyGurl.
1201
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:36,945
Eli?
1202
00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:38,680
Remember our instant messages?
1203
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,916
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1204
00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:43,685
You don't want to hurt her.
1205
00:49:45,252 --> 00:49:46,987
-[Laura choking]
-She's the girl of my dreams.
1206
00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:51,860
[choking]
1207
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,060
[Jonas] Laura!
1208
00:49:54,428 --> 00:49:56,531
-[clanks]
-[Garrett] Oh, man.
1209
00:50:01,636 --> 00:50:03,437
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1210
00:50:03,538 --> 00:50:05,005
[whirs]
1211
00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,310
[somber music playing]
1212
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,019
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1213
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:26,661
-[whirring]
-[electricity crackling]
1214
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,530
[alarm beeping]
1215
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:31,398
[clanks]
1216
00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,466
[powering down]
1217
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,470
We... We gotta salvage it.
1218
00:50:36,571 --> 00:50:38,673
-Something in the code.
-Listen, listen, Pookie,
1219
00:50:38,773 --> 00:50:39,807
forget about that thing.
1220
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,108
You're safe now.
1221
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,544
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1222
00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,115
[Laura panting]
1223
00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:51,118
[scraping]
1224
00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:53,086
[upbeat music playing
on video]
1225
00:50:53,186 --> 00:50:55,255
[lively chatter]
1226
00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:58,425
[clicks, whirring]
1227
00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:00,662
[Farkas] Let's see.
What have we got here?
1228
00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:01,896
We got Ash.
1229
00:51:01,996 --> 00:51:03,397
Ahh.
1230
00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:04,498
Yeah.
1231
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:06,901
Open up that throat,
little slut. [laughs]
1232
00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:08,603
[CJ] Yo,
you were cool with that?
1233
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:10,137
-[beeps]
-[video stops]
1234
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,574
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
[chuckles]
1235
00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,210
How's that funny?
1236
00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:20,480
I don't know.
1237
00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:28,623
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1238
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:31,626
and then I just [blows]
became this joke.
1239
00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:34,261
That's kind of fucked up.
1240
00:51:35,797 --> 00:51:36,831
Thanks, Dad.
1241
00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,370
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1242
00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:53,715
Fuck off.
1243
00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:57,484
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1244
00:51:57,585 --> 00:51:59,587
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1245
00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:03,725
-Thank you.
-[chuckles, coughing]
1246
00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:06,226
[somber music playing]
1247
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,670
[Jonas] I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1248
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:17,605
I miss you.
1249
00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:19,807
[indistinct chatter]
1250
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:29,149
Sorry, I...
1251
00:52:29,249 --> 00:52:32,352
-Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
-I know.
1252
00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,555
It's the end of the world.
1253
00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:38,158
I just... I can't go back.
1254
00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:42,429
[somber music continues]
1255
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,565
[explosion in distance]
1256
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:52,305
[Danny] Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1257
00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:53,708
Shut the fuck up!
1258
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,208
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1259
00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,511
and we're sick of it.
1260
00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:58,211
Tae Bo, bitch!
1261
00:52:58,311 --> 00:53:00,515
Eli, you just do you.
1262
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,695
[CJ] And then like, "Oh, wow."
1263
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1264
00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,297
-[Ash laughs]
-Ooh, God.
1265
00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:19,600
-[CJ] Hmm?
-No, man, fuck this.
1266
00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:21,301
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1267
00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:23,638
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1268
00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:27,709
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1269
00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:30,978
This weed isn't even
that good anyway. [coughing]
1270
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,514
Hey, there you are.
1271
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:35,550
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1272
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,618
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1273
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,887
[Laura] Wait, what?
1274
00:53:41,089 --> 00:53:41,989
You're going.
1275
00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:45,225
But we're safe here.
1276
00:53:46,561 --> 00:53:48,529
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1277
00:53:48,629 --> 00:53:51,866
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1278
00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:53,067
and have a sleepover,
1279
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,869
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1280
00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:56,871
and everything
that he's missed.
1281
00:53:56,971 --> 00:53:58,271
[somber music playing]
1282
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,575
And then I remember.
1283
00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:04,612
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1284
00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,715
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1285
00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:10,118
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1286
00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,619
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1287
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,021
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1288
00:54:14,122 --> 00:54:15,790
Not with losers like us.
1289
00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:17,992
What's your deal?
1290
00:54:18,092 --> 00:54:19,392
-My deal?
-Yeah, all of a sudden,
1291
00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:21,428
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1292
00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:24,198
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1293
00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:26,399
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1294
00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:32,507
So everything you said
back there
1295
00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:34,909
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1296
00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,010
what was that?
1297
00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:41,448
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1298
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,351
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1299
00:54:44,986 --> 00:54:47,755
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1300
00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,760
How stupid is that.
1301
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:02,737
[CJ] Forget her, dog.
1302
00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:06,007
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1303
00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,842
That says it all.
1304
00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:09,177
Dude is handsome, though.
1305
00:55:09,277 --> 00:55:10,278
Fucking ripped, too.
1306
00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:12,379
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1307
00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,215
Just facts, yo.
1308
00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:16,517
You're from
two different worlds.
1309
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,587
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1310
00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:20,888
[suspenseful music playing]
1311
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,957
-[Laura] What are you?
-[keyboard clacking]
1312
00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:24,959
[lively chatter]
1313
00:55:25,059 --> 00:55:27,028
[keyboard clacking]
1314
00:55:27,128 --> 00:55:28,262
[beeping]
1315
00:55:28,361 --> 00:55:29,496
[chimes]
1316
00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:40,440
[beeps, trilling]
1317
00:55:43,077 --> 00:55:44,444
[crashes]
1318
00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:04,065
[lively chatter continuing]
1319
00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:17,979
[CJ] Fuck is this shit?
1320
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,082
[Ash, sighs]
Why is this fucking here?
1321
00:56:21,182 --> 00:56:22,650
[heavy footsteps in distance]
1322
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,585
[CJ] Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1323
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,922
Yo, y'all hear that?
1324
00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:32,392
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[heavy footsteps approaching]
1325
00:56:41,936 --> 00:56:43,638
[whirring]
1326
00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,274
You keep getting bigger,
1327
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,876
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1328
00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,049
[whirring]
1329
00:56:55,149 --> 00:56:56,884
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1330
00:57:00,388 --> 00:57:01,822
-[clanks]
-[grunts]
1331
00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:04,491
-Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
-[distorted warbling]
1332
00:57:04,592 --> 00:57:06,360
[grunting]
1333
00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:08,696
[Ash] No, no. No, no, no!
1334
00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:10,264
[grunts]
1335
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,432
[Eli] Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1336
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:14,434
[Ash] Fuck you!
1337
00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:19,006
[chainsaw whirring]
1338
00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:21,876
[clanks]
1339
00:57:22,843 --> 00:57:24,045
[whirring]
1340
00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,513
Step aside.
1341
00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,817
-Those losers are my friends.
-[dramatic music playing]
1342
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,522
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1343
00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,858
[exclaims] What?
1344
00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:45,199
-[whirring]
-[Garrett] No more running.
1345
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,601
It ends here.
1346
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:48,903
[chuckles]
1347
00:57:50,805 --> 00:57:52,173
Garrett, what are you doing?
1348
00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:54,408
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1349
00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:57,511
[melodramatic techno music
playing]
1350
00:58:10,524 --> 00:58:12,626
[wind whooshing]
1351
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,965
[music swells]
1352
00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,934
[beat drops]
1353
00:58:25,573 --> 00:58:27,575
[scraping]
1354
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,010
[distorted warbling]
1355
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,281
[whirring]
1356
00:58:34,382 --> 00:58:36,984
[trilling, beeping]
1357
00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:48,262
-[distorted screeching]
-[shouting]
1358
00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:49,930
[music intensifying]
1359
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,300
[music stops]
1360
00:58:53,401 --> 00:58:54,635
[all gasp]
1361
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:57,738
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
[chuckles] I don't like this.
1362
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,841
-[whirring]
-[group exclaiming]
1363
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,576
-[Eli] Fuck!
-[Laura screams]
1364
00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,911
[whirring]
1365
00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:04,912
[Eli] Go, go!
1366
00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,448
[Eli exclaiming]
1367
00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,016
[both grunting]
1368
00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:11,752
-[shouts]
-Don't let go.
1369
00:59:13,421 --> 00:59:15,389
[Back at One by Brian McKnight
playing on speakers]
1370
00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:17,091
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1371
00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:18,159
Why is he playing this?
1372
00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,494
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1373
00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:21,996
[both shouting]
1374
00:59:22,096 --> 00:59:26,233
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1375
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,169
-[Laura crying]
-[all] Whoa!
1376
00:59:29,036 --> 00:59:30,004
[all groaning]
1377
00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:34,175
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1378
00:59:34,275 --> 00:59:36,277
♪ Yeah ♪
1379
00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:37,812
♪ One ♪
1380
00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:40,281
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1381
00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:41,415
♪ Two ♪
1382
00:59:41,516 --> 00:59:43,951
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1383
00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,386
♪ Three ♪
1384
00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:47,588
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1385
00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:50,724
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1386
00:59:50,825 --> 00:59:52,093
♪ And four ♪
1387
00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:55,062
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1388
00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:56,063
♪ Five ♪
1389
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:58,699
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1390
00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:03,704
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1391
01:00:04,138 --> 01:00:07,675
-♪ Then I start back at one ♪
-[inaudible]
1392
01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:09,977
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1393
01:00:10,077 --> 01:00:11,212
[music stops]
1394
01:00:11,312 --> 01:00:12,980
-[coughing]
-[gasping]
1395
01:00:13,948 --> 01:00:16,350
-[all grunting]
-[Laura sobbing]
1396
01:00:17,418 --> 01:00:19,153
[Laura retching]
1397
01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:23,023
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1398
01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,892
[growling]
1399
01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:26,927
[shouting] Fuck! Fuck this!
1400
01:00:27,661 --> 01:00:29,463
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1401
01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:31,966
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1402
01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:33,033
[whispers] Who the fuck...
1403
01:00:33,134 --> 01:00:34,935
[softly]
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1404
01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,072
I don't even like skating!
1405
01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,074
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1406
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:41,976
[grunts]
1407
01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,346
-[Ash] Whoa!
-Oh!
1408
01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:51,285
[sniffling, sighing]
1409
01:00:51,385 --> 01:00:54,255
[somber music playing]
1410
01:00:54,355 --> 01:00:57,626
[sighing]
1411
01:01:03,632 --> 01:01:05,399
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1412
01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,268
♪ But I get up again ♪
1413
01:01:07,701 --> 01:01:09,436
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1414
01:01:09,538 --> 01:01:11,138
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1415
01:01:11,573 --> 01:01:12,873
[girls] ♪ But I get up again ♪
1416
01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,875
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1417
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,710
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1418
01:01:17,111 --> 01:01:18,245
-♪ But I get up again ♪
-[Laura chuckling]
1419
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,114
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1420
01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:21,348
[CJ] ♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1421
01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:22,816
-[girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1422
01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,084
-[girls] ♪ Yeah! ♪
-♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1423
01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:25,152
-[girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1424
01:01:25,252 --> 01:01:26,287
-[girls] ♪ Yo! ♪
-♪ He sings the songs ♪
1425
01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,354
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1426
01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:28,590
[all] ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1427
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:30,191
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1428
01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,260
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1429
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,664
♪ Danny boy ♪
1430
01:01:35,763 --> 01:01:38,332
♪ Danny boy ♪
1431
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,669
[indistinct chatter]
1432
01:01:40,768 --> 01:01:42,937
[burning]
1433
01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:45,005
Jesus.
1434
01:01:45,105 --> 01:01:46,807
[suspenseful music playing]
1435
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,909
[Ash] Damn,
they got the video store.
1436
01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,878
[Eli] All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1437
01:01:50,978 --> 01:01:52,279
-in the champagne room.
-[electricity crackling]
1438
01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:53,347
[grunts]
1439
01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:03,290
Garrett was a good dude.
1440
01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:07,228
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1441
01:02:08,462 --> 01:02:09,797
[man] Were you followed?
1442
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,136
[stammers] No.
1443
01:02:17,071 --> 01:02:19,139
-We lost him at the river.
-[suspenseful music playing]
1444
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,375
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1445
01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:23,944
I was somebody, but...
1446
01:02:24,945 --> 01:02:27,848
the old world, that's gone.
1447
01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,318
Their faces...
1448
01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:34,054
Their screams...
1449
01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,024
I can still hear 'em.
1450
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:46,967
[Ash] No way.
1451
01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,171
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1452
01:02:51,706 --> 01:02:53,307
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1453
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,075
[softly] Fucking... Hey.
1454
01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:59,547
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1455
01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:03,150
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1456
01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:06,554
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1457
01:03:07,689 --> 01:03:11,191
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1458
01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:12,727
[gasps]
1459
01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:14,795
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1460
01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:16,363
Wes Borland...
1461
01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:20,334
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1462
01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:21,402
-[thud]
-Fuck.
1463
01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:24,204
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1464
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:28,576
All our fans, my friends,
butchered.
1465
01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:32,413
And I hid like a coward.
1466
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,114
At least they went out banging
1467
01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:35,482
to the greatest band
in the world.
1468
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:37,686
Greatest band?
1469
01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:39,386
They died for nothing.
1470
01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:42,089
And so will we.
1471
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,628
[rapping]
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1472
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:48,462
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1473
01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:51,498
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1474
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,901
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1475
01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:59,940
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1476
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,843
Tight.
1477
01:04:04,646 --> 01:04:06,480
So, Fred Durst,
1478
01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:08,683
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1479
01:04:08,783 --> 01:04:10,851
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1480
01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:13,688
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1481
01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:17,091
-Well, so, fuck winter break.
-[suspenseful music playing]
1482
01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:19,093
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1483
01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,929
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1484
01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,732
where all the robots are at?
1485
01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:26,500
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1486
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,369
uh, at the Kollective.
1487
01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:30,904
They all run on
a centralized network.
1488
01:04:31,004 --> 01:04:32,206
A singular consciousness.
1489
01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:34,975
Infect one, infect them all,
1490
01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:37,679
you know,
like how in the movies,
1491
01:04:37,779 --> 01:04:41,181
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1492
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,350
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1493
01:04:45,018 --> 01:04:46,554
In Da Penis Day?
1494
01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,990
Look, we plug this baby in
1495
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:53,026
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1496
01:04:53,127 --> 01:04:54,529
Shut the whole thing down.
1497
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:56,798
Fuck that!
1498
01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:59,834
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1499
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,736
because it works
in the movies?
1500
01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:03,805
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1501
01:05:04,405 --> 01:05:06,206
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1502
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,476
-Word is bond.
-Fuck yeah.
1503
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:12,680
Hell to the no.
1504
01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:14,616
This plan sucks shit.
1505
01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:18,352
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1506
01:05:19,521 --> 01:05:22,724
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1507
01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:25,225
So you think
we should just give up?
1508
01:05:25,959 --> 01:05:27,829
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1509
01:05:27,928 --> 01:05:29,997
Maybe I was once.
1510
01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,101
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1511
01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:35,335
[Ash] No.
1512
01:05:36,036 --> 01:05:39,173
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1513
01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:42,443
Every day, I would go home
1514
01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:44,077
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1515
01:05:44,178 --> 01:05:45,580
over and over again.
1516
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,114
I know it all. Here.
1517
01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:48,783
[motivational music playing]
1518
01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:51,418
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1519
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,755
we found each other
because of Limp.
1520
01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:56,056
We were family
because of Limp.
1521
01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:59,393
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1522
01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:04,364
This hat means something.
1523
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:07,067
Or at least it used to.
1524
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,070
So put it on
1525
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,740
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1526
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,275
[music swells]
1527
01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:30,558
[sighs]
1528
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,265
Fuck it.
1529
01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:40,969
Let's break stuff.
1530
01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:42,202
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
1531
01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:43,805
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1532
01:06:43,905 --> 01:06:45,239
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1533
01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,575
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1534
01:06:47,675 --> 01:06:50,578
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1535
01:06:50,678 --> 01:06:52,346
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1536
01:06:52,446 --> 01:06:54,181
-♪ Is to stay away ♪
-[screams]
1537
01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,316
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1538
01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:57,317
Yeah!
1539
01:06:58,452 --> 01:06:59,386
Whoo!
1540
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,256
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1541
01:07:02,957 --> 01:07:05,292
So, like, what inspires you?
1542
01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:06,694
Let's talk about it later,
okay?
1543
01:07:07,962 --> 01:07:09,898
[suspenseful music playing]
1544
01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:12,266
[machines whirring]
1545
01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:14,669
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1546
01:07:14,769 --> 01:07:16,270
Fucking suicide.
1547
01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,105
Follow me.
1548
01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:22,376
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1549
01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:23,477
second home.
1550
01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:26,446
Kept on forgetting my key.
1551
01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:28,616
[Eli grunts]
1552
01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,218
So, I stashed a spare.
1553
01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:33,821
Danny's idea.
1554
01:07:35,122 --> 01:07:37,457
[suspenseful music playing]
1555
01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:38,927
You see that?
1556
01:07:39,627 --> 01:07:41,194
Something's happening
in the gym.
1557
01:07:42,564 --> 01:07:45,165
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1558
01:07:45,265 --> 01:07:47,735
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1559
01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:50,538
Yo, come on.
1560
01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:53,240
[CJ] What is it?
1561
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,623
[CJ] What the fuck
did they do to them?
1562
01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:11,926
[Ash] They're turning us
into machines
1563
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,293
for the machines.
1564
01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:15,128
[Eli] Sir?
1565
01:08:16,664 --> 01:08:17,632
Hey.
1566
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,601
You okay?
1567
01:08:21,536 --> 01:08:22,502
Oh.
1568
01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,471
[sighs]
1569
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,439
[CJ] That eye,
1570
01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,307
-they're inside of him.
-[dial-up tone]
1571
01:08:35,817 --> 01:08:36,918
Wes Borland.
1572
01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:38,185
Come on, let's go.
1573
01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:41,723
[robot distorted chatter]
1574
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:45,593
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1575
01:08:45,693 --> 01:08:47,629
[distorted chatter]
1576
01:08:47,729 --> 01:08:49,162
[distorted screeching]
1577
01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:50,898
Fred Durst, look out!
1578
01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:51,899
[grunts]
1579
01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:54,969
-[thuds]
-No!
1580
01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,738
-[distorted screeching]
-No! [shouts]
1581
01:08:57,572 --> 01:08:58,438
Uh-oh.
1582
01:08:58,539 --> 01:09:00,608
-[grunting]
-[clattering]
1583
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,910
-[thudding]
-[tense music playing]
1584
01:09:03,011 --> 01:09:05,212
[panting]
1585
01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:09,917
[CJ coughing]
1586
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,855
[shuddering] Hey.
1587
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:18,760
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1588
01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:21,529
[grunting]
1589
01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:24,832
[rapping]
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1590
01:09:25,232 --> 01:09:26,734
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1591
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,836
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1592
01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:31,539
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1593
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:34,241
-[coughing]
-That flow again.
1594
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,511
-[sputtering]
-You saved me.
1595
01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:38,311
I thought you hated me.
1596
01:09:40,148 --> 01:09:41,649
[coughs] Rap is rap.
1597
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,619
[CJ groaning]
1598
01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:52,860
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1599
01:09:54,962 --> 01:09:56,396
What about next to a homie?
1600
01:09:58,066 --> 01:10:00,134
[somber music playing]
1601
01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,368
[exhales]
1602
01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:13,915
[suspenseful music playing]
1603
01:10:15,516 --> 01:10:18,285
[crowd chattering worriedly]
1604
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,154
[wo(man)] What are they
going to do to us?
1605
01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:21,989
[man] They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1606
01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:23,323
[woman 2]
I got to get out of here!
1607
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:26,359
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1608
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:29,262
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1609
01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:33,134
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1610
01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:37,270
-[whirring]
-[tense music playing]
1611
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,906
So take a load off.
1612
01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:42,577
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1613
01:10:42,677 --> 01:10:44,478
[Laura] There's our mothership.
1614
01:10:44,579 --> 01:10:46,013
[Eli] They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1615
01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:47,548
We can still stop it.
1616
01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:49,550
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1617
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:53,453
[Laura] Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1618
01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,356
That's what I do best, pimp.
1619
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,027
What's up, fools?
1620
01:11:00,128 --> 01:11:01,863
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1621
01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:03,564
[man 1] No!
1622
01:11:03,664 --> 01:11:05,365
[wo(man)] No one
cares about
1623
01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:06,801
-your shitty band!
-Ugh.
1624
01:11:06,901 --> 01:11:09,070
-Fucking bombing.
-[man 2] You suck, Fred Durst!
1625
01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:10,671
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1626
01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:12,673
[man 3] We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1627
01:11:12,774 --> 01:11:14,274
[man 4]
Just not in the mood, bro!
1628
01:11:14,374 --> 01:11:17,178
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1629
01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,180
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1630
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,515
-on the Family Values Tour.
-[man booing]
1631
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,984
[robot] Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1632
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:26,419
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1633
01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:28,321
Did you know
that computers work
1634
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:30,858
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1635
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,994
-[robots playing upbeat music]
-[laughs] Oh, shit.
1636
01:11:33,094 --> 01:11:36,531
[robot] No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1637
01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:38,900
[Laura] Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1638
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,768
[beeping]
1639
01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:41,903
[alarm blaring]
1640
01:11:42,003 --> 01:11:43,336
No, no, come on.
1641
01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:44,605
Defense system?
1642
01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:47,508
[sighs]
1643
01:11:47,608 --> 01:11:49,510
-[alarm blaring]
-No.
1644
01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:50,645
Eli?
1645
01:11:52,013 --> 01:11:53,147
Eli?
1646
01:11:53,247 --> 01:11:54,447
-[Robin] No! What's happening?
-[robot] Please step on
1647
01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:55,983
-to the platform.
-Howard! Howard!
1648
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,519
-Howard? Howard, no!
-Your journey begins now.
1649
01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,555
-[Robin] No, no, no!
-[exclaims]
1650
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,523
[robot] Welcome
to the next phase
1651
01:12:02,623 --> 01:12:05,126
-of techno evolution.
-[exclaims] What? [gasping]
1652
01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:07,528
Set your mind at ease.
1653
01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:09,030
[machine punches]
1654
01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:13,935
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1655
01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:15,803
Enjoy the digital realm.
1656
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:22,043
[Fred] Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1657
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:24,078
We were backstage.
And she was...
1658
01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:26,280
-I'd like to go home already!
-[wo(man)] Get off the stage!
1659
01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:27,515
-[crowd booing]
-What the fuck?
1660
01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,683
You think
you're better than him,
1661
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,151
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1662
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,954
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1663
01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,755
[crowd booing]
1664
01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,924
-[Ash] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-[Eli] Hey, hey, hey!
1665
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,491
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1666
01:12:38,593 --> 01:12:40,728
[loudly] Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1667
01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,164
The Kollective has your back.
1668
01:12:43,264 --> 01:12:44,732
-Yeah, dude!
-[homie barking]
1669
01:12:44,832 --> 01:12:45,967
[homies laugh]
1670
01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:47,001
[booing stops]
1671
01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:49,402
Before tonight,
1672
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:52,506
I had one friend
in this world.
1673
01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:54,775
[motivational music playing]
1674
01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:59,280
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1675
01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:00,882
[breath trembling]
1676
01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:07,054
But tonight,
I went through hell
1677
01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:08,856
with all of these people.
1678
01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:11,859
People I never even
gave a chance.
1679
01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:16,163
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1680
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,600
We are our own enemies.
1681
01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:23,771
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1682
01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:27,975
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1683
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:32,445
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1684
01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:36,784
-human.
-[music stops]
1685
01:13:37,652 --> 01:13:39,419
-[man 1] What?
-[crowd murmuring]
1686
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,988
[man 2]
Who the fuck is this kid?
1687
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:41,989
What?
1688
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:46,193
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1689
01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:48,529
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1690
01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:51,132
we may as well
go down together.
1691
01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:53,768
[playing Faith by Limp Bizkit]
1692
01:14:00,508 --> 01:14:02,442
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1693
01:14:02,977 --> 01:14:05,513
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1694
01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:07,815
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1695
01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:10,284
-♪ Has got a body like me ♪
-[trilling]
1696
01:14:10,384 --> 01:14:12,452
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1697
01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:15,455
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1698
01:14:15,556 --> 01:14:17,792
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1699
01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:20,027
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1700
01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,829
-♪ Oh, but I need ♪
-[spotlight clanks]
1701
01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:26,434
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1702
01:14:26,534 --> 01:14:30,404
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1703
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:33,274
[Fred and crowd]
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1704
01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:35,910
♪ Without devotion ♪
1705
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:38,312
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1706
01:14:38,412 --> 01:14:40,247
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1707
01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:42,249
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1708
01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,585
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1709
01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:47,487
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1710
01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,523
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1711
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,359
♪ Baby ♪
1712
01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,728
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1713
01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:55,062
-Let's do this.
-I can't get in.
1714
01:14:55,162 --> 01:14:57,431
There's no way around
the security system.
1715
01:14:57,531 --> 01:14:59,033
[The Construct]
What's going down,
1716
01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:00,868
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1717
01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,636
-Whoa.
-Oh, sorry to interrupt
1718
01:15:02,737 --> 01:15:04,472
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1719
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,507
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1720
01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:09,043
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1721
01:15:09,143 --> 01:15:10,478
Got milk, bitch?
1722
01:15:10,578 --> 01:15:13,547
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1723
01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:15,249
[mockingly]
"Enslaving humanity
1724
01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:17,485
is not fucking rational."
1725
01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:19,587
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1726
01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:21,689
you were already our slaves.
1727
01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:24,191
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1728
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:27,161
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
1729
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,396
[robot] Assimilation
1730
01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:30,498
-70% complete.
-Laura, the bar, the bar.
1731
01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,066
-Shit.
-[Eli] You've got to get us in.
1732
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,634
-[beeping rapidly]
-[Laura] I've tried everything.
1733
01:15:33,734 --> 01:15:34,902
I don't think I can do that.
1734
01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:36,137
Yes, you can.
1735
01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:38,105
You're RoxyGurl20.
1736
01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:41,642
Aw, young love.
1737
01:15:42,109 --> 01:15:43,978
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1738
01:15:44,078 --> 01:15:45,746
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1739
01:15:45,846 --> 01:15:47,114
-Shit!
-[keyboard clacking]
1740
01:15:48,115 --> 01:15:49,483
Open sesame.
1741
01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:51,352
-[whooshing, blaring]
-Yes!
1742
01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:52,887
-Yeah, baby.
-[laughs]
1743
01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:55,156
-[intense music playing]
-[Laura] Jacking in.
1744
01:15:55,256 --> 01:15:57,258
[system beeping, trilling]
1745
01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:59,827
Scanning
root system directory.
1746
01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:02,663
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1747
01:16:03,164 --> 01:16:04,365
Hello!
1748
01:16:04,632 --> 01:16:07,068
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1749
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,337
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1750
01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:12,173
I make this look good.
1751
01:16:12,273 --> 01:16:14,108
[whooshing, crashes]
1752
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,176
Jackpot!
1753
01:16:15,276 --> 01:16:16,343
[whirring]
1754
01:16:16,444 --> 01:16:17,611
-We're in!
-What? Okay!
1755
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,380
-[laughing]
-That was tight!
1756
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,348
You did it. Great job!
1757
01:16:21,449 --> 01:16:22,583
[crowd singing]
1758
01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,485
And look,
everybody's singing along
1759
01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:27,121
with that loser Fred Durst.
1760
01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:29,090
It just makes me so...
1761
01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,126
-[distorted] fucking pissed.
-[powering up]
1762
01:16:32,226 --> 01:16:34,128
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1763
01:16:34,228 --> 01:16:35,564
-into overdrive...
-[electricity crackling]
1764
01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,598
...finish off
this shithole town,
1765
01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:40,334
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1766
01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:41,635
-[rapid beeping]
-...now.
1767
01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:42,837
[robot] Assimilation
1768
01:16:42,937 --> 01:16:44,872
-80% complete.
-Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1769
01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,073
Ready?
1770
01:16:46,173 --> 01:16:47,875
[beeping faster]
1771
01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:50,644
[robot] Assimilation
87% complete.
1772
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,413
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1773
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,416
[Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1774
01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:57,418
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1775
01:16:57,519 --> 01:16:59,153
[electricity crackling]
1776
01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:00,354
[screams]
1777
01:17:00,454 --> 01:17:05,259
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
1778
01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:07,261
[beeping faster]
1779
01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:12,099
[dramatic music playing]
1780
01:17:13,535 --> 01:17:15,736
-[echoing] ...fucked.
-[Danny] One of these days...
1781
01:17:15,836 --> 01:17:17,171
-[whispering] Fuck her.
-[echoing] ...fucked.
1782
01:17:17,271 --> 01:17:18,706
[Danny] ...one of us
is gonna use it.
1783
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,008
Fuck me! [moaning]
1784
01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:22,042
Fucked!
1785
01:17:23,210 --> 01:17:24,278
I got this.
1786
01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:25,813
Oh.
1787
01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:28,749
-[The Construct] A condom?
-Okay.
1788
01:17:28,849 --> 01:17:30,585
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1789
01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:31,719
[Eli] Pinch the tip.
1790
01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:33,988
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
[chuckles]
1791
01:17:35,122 --> 01:17:37,526
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1792
01:17:37,626 --> 01:17:39,528
[Fred and crowd]
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1793
01:17:39,628 --> 01:17:41,362
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1794
01:17:41,462 --> 01:17:44,465
-[robot] 92% complete.
-♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1795
01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:45,900
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1796
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,068
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1797
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,271
-[robot] 96.
-[The Construct] You need us.
1798
01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,472
[robot] 97.
1799
01:17:51,573 --> 01:17:52,706
[The Construct] We are
1800
01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:54,708
-your God!
-[robot] 99.
1801
01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:57,778
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1802
01:17:57,878 --> 01:18:00,615
-[robot] 100 percent.
-[all shouting]
1803
01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:02,950
[dramatic music swells]
1804
01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:06,053
-[electricity crackling]
-[both shout]
1805
01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:07,522
-[powering down]
-[clamoring]
1806
01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:10,824
-[clattering]
-[women screaming]
1807
01:18:17,765 --> 01:18:20,201
-[crowd cheering]
-[clattering]
1808
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:29,777
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1809
01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:32,780
[crowd cheering, whistling]
1810
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,114
[Ash] Yo, Prom Committee,
1811
01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,585
nice work
on the computer shit.
1812
01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,052
Fucking nerd. [chuckles]
1813
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:41,088
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
[laughs]
1814
01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:43,123
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1815
01:18:43,224 --> 01:18:45,926
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1816
01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:48,395
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1817
01:18:48,495 --> 01:18:50,864
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1818
01:18:50,965 --> 01:18:52,900
[distorted buzzing]
1819
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,134
[AOL voice] Goodbye.
1820
01:18:55,704 --> 01:18:56,705
-Son!
-Eli?
1821
01:18:56,804 --> 01:18:57,838
-Hey.
-[Robin, gasps] You're okay.
1822
01:18:57,938 --> 01:18:58,906
-[Robin gasping]
-Hey, hey, hey.
1823
01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:00,474
-Oh, my God.
-[sighs]
1824
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:02,376
You all right?
1825
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,278
Yeah. All right.
1826
01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:09,216
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1827
01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:12,119
I love you guys.
1828
01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:15,356
Could we get that in writing?
1829
01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:17,825
[all chuckle]
1830
01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:20,394
How is that?
1831
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,963
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1832
01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:24,865
It's actually kind of nice.
1833
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:29,370
Yeah. [clears throat]
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1834
01:19:31,272 --> 01:19:34,241
Were you with him
when it happened?
1835
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:36,944
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1836
01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:38,647
[dramatic music playing]
1837
01:19:38,747 --> 01:19:42,149
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1838
01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:44,852
He saved us...
1839
01:19:46,053 --> 01:19:47,622
with Tae Bo. [laughs]
1840
01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:48,889
[laughs]
1841
01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:56,430
[lively chatter]
1842
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:04,606
[beeps]
1843
01:20:04,706 --> 01:20:07,274
-[man 1] Yo! That's the guy!
-[crowd cheers, applause]
1844
01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,777
[Fred] Wes!
1845
01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:10,578
[man 1] He saved us
with a song!
1846
01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,580
[Fred] Oh, my God! We did it!
1847
01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:14,616
[crowd cheering]
1848
01:20:14,716 --> 01:20:16,050
Whoo!
1849
01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:18,319
Yeah, baby!
1850
01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:21,355
[wo(man)]
You gave humanity faith!
1851
01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:29,496
-You did good, kid.
-Oh, uh... [chuckles]
1852
01:20:29,597 --> 01:20:31,298
[Nugz] Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1853
01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:32,833
[chuckles]
1854
01:20:32,933 --> 01:20:36,236
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1855
01:20:36,671 --> 01:20:39,774
[Nugz] What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey. [chuckles]
1856
01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:42,376
Where are my manners?
[laughing]
1857
01:20:42,476 --> 01:20:44,311
No, we're good, thanks.
1858
01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,682
-Thank you.
-[Nugz] All right! [laughs]
1859
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:49,751
-Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
-[Jonas laughs]
1860
01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:52,186
[Nugz] Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1861
01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,054
That's probably good.
1862
01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:56,457
[indistinct chatter]
1863
01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:01,395
[Laura] Looking for someone?
1864
01:21:02,564 --> 01:21:03,565
Oh.
1865
01:21:04,431 --> 01:21:05,399
Hey.
1866
01:21:05,499 --> 01:21:07,067
Just wanted to say, um,
1867
01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:10,504
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1868
01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,640
at the party or after
1869
01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:14,375
or at all.
1870
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,310
There was a lot going on.
1871
01:21:17,378 --> 01:21:19,079
For sure.
1872
01:21:19,179 --> 01:21:20,582
[soft romantic music playing]
1873
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,218
You know, I kind of thought
1874
01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:27,655
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1875
01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:35,797
-Wow.
-[chuckles]
1876
01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,732
What? "Wow"? What?
1877
01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:39,967
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1878
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:41,569
-[laughing]
-Why did I say that?
1879
01:21:42,903 --> 01:21:44,238
Not very smooth.
1880
01:21:47,274 --> 01:21:49,544
[romantic music continuing]
1881
01:22:02,156 --> 01:22:04,958
[electricity crackling,
clattering]
1882
01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:09,396
[birds chirping]
1883
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:14,501
[distortion on radio]
1884
01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:15,703
[man, on radio] Of course,
1885
01:22:15,804 --> 01:22:17,104
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1886
01:22:17,204 --> 01:22:20,240
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1887
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:22,911
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1888
01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:24,311
[Ash] Tell him what's up
for me.
1889
01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:25,713
[man] And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1890
01:22:25,814 --> 01:22:27,080
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1891
01:22:27,181 --> 01:22:30,350
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1892
01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:33,020
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1893
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,856
[Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
by Limp Bizkit playing]
1894
01:22:34,955 --> 01:22:36,524
[laughs] Fucking sellout.
1895
01:22:37,525 --> 01:22:38,459
[dramatic music playing]
1896
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,829
[Eli] What's up, man?
How you been?
1897
01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:44,398
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1898
01:22:44,965 --> 01:22:48,035
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1899
01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:49,838
but you know, who knows?
1900
01:22:50,137 --> 01:22:52,206
Started a music blog.
1901
01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,909
So Said the Turntable.
1902
01:22:55,008 --> 01:22:56,911
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1903
01:22:57,010 --> 01:22:58,580
-Well, I mean, it's just me.
-Um...
1904
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,280
Laura's killing it.
1905
01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:03,751
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1906
01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,855
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1907
01:23:07,822 --> 01:23:10,825
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1908
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,092
[bag zips]
1909
01:23:15,229 --> 01:23:18,265
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1910
01:23:18,365 --> 01:23:20,300
-[chuckles]
-But yeah.
1911
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:24,171
I miss you, Sticky.
1912
01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:31,011
[window whirring]
1913
01:23:34,081 --> 01:23:35,182
[Ash] All good?
1914
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,953
-Yeah.
-[engine starts]
1915
01:23:39,052 --> 01:23:40,722
['90s pop rock music
playing on iPod]
1916
01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:42,256
[song forwarding]
1917
01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,157
-Fucking...
-[song continues]
1918
01:23:44,258 --> 01:23:45,660
Skip-proof, my ass.
1919
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:47,461
[gear shifts]
1920
01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:49,463
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1921
01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:50,665
[Laura] What? No!
1922
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,836
♪ Closing time ♪
1923
01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:57,137
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1924
01:23:57,237 --> 01:24:01,676
-♪ But you can't stay here ♪
-[static]
1925
01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:03,076
[The Construct laughing]
1926
01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:07,815
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1927
01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:13,021
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1928
01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:16,524
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1929
01:24:16,624 --> 01:24:17,625
[distortion, static]
1930
01:24:17,859 --> 01:24:20,360
[trilling]
1931
01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:25,332
[robot]
Welcome to the digital realm.
1932
01:24:25,432 --> 01:24:28,335
Are you ready to get
[echoing] down?
1933
01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:30,070
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1934
01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:31,839
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1935
01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:34,107
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1936
01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,209
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1937
01:24:36,310 --> 01:24:37,679
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1938
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,048
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1939
01:24:40,147 --> 01:24:41,950
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1940
01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:43,518
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1941
01:24:43,618 --> 01:24:45,920
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1942
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,921
-♪ Thighs like what ♪
-[crashes]
1943
01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:48,221
♪ What, what ♪
1944
01:24:48,322 --> 01:24:50,058
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1945
01:24:50,157 --> 01:24:51,491
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1946
01:24:51,593 --> 01:24:54,062
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1947
01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:55,930
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1948
01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,497
[distorted] ♪ All night long ♪
1949
01:24:57,865 --> 01:25:02,704
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
1950
01:25:03,671 --> 01:25:05,506
[echoing] ♪ Baby ♪
1951
01:25:05,607 --> 01:25:07,775
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1952
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:08,810
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1953
01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,177
♪ Da na da na ♪
1954
01:25:10,277 --> 01:25:11,546
-♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
-♪ Da na da na ♪
1955
01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:13,380
-♪ Ooh! ♪
-♪ Da na da na ♪
1956
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:15,449
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1957
01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:16,283
[song ends]
1958
01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:17,451
[robot] Congratulations.
1959
01:25:17,552 --> 01:25:19,954
That was
[echoing] fucking tight.
1960
01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:23,658
[intense electronic music
playing]
1961
01:26:21,415 --> 01:26:24,451
[dreamy instrumental music
playing]
1962
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:21,709
[tense music playing]
1963
01:27:46,834 --> 01:27:49,737
[music intensifying]
1964
01:29:27,902 --> 01:29:30,938
[serene instrumental music
playing]
1965
01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:25,660
[epic synth music playing]
1966
01:31:21,949 --> 01:31:22,683
[Eli] Damn.