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<b><font color="yellow" size=40>Cedar Rapids [2011]</font></b>

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TIM: One of the reasons
I Iove Brown Valley so much

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is that when
you do business here,

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chances are good
you know the person
you're deaIing with.

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They're a neighbor or a friend
or a friend of a friend.

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And you can trust them
because they're part
of a community.

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If there is a bad egg around,
peopIe find out pretty fast.

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This is why
BrownStar Insurance
has prospered for 25 years.

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We aIways do right
by our customers.

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(SlGHlNG) Kurt, Pam,

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this policy's gonna
save you $400 a year,

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and it covers
everything you need.

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Down the road,
you win the lottery,
come back on in here,

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and l'll sell you
the spendiest policy
we got.

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Seriously, guys,
l'm gonna
take care of you.

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(DOORBELL RlNGS)

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Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.

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lt's Macy, Tim.

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l told you
to call me Macy.

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Sorry,
l keep forgetting.

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lt's a hard habit
to break.

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Well, you better
get it right soon or

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l'm gonna have to
make you stay
after school.

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(MACY MOANlNG)

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MACY:
Bring it. Bring it.

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(EXCLAlMlNG)

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There you go.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

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TIM: Do you realize
l used to just stare
and stare at you

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when you were teaching us
about the rainforests
or whatever?

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And l would think,

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"l wonder
what Mrs. V looks like
with her clothes off."

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And then, boom,
we run into each other
in line at True Value

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and, boom,
here we are,
making love.

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Like, once a week.

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lt's like it was fate
or something.

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Did you ever
used to look at me
and think dirty things?

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You were 1 2.

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Right.

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l got you something.

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(CHlRPlNG)

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lt's a scarlet tanager.
Mmm.

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Like the birds you had
in your classroom.

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That's very sweet.
Thank you.

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Wait, wait.

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Look on his wing.

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MACY: Hmm.

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lsn't that pretty?
ls that a...

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lt's a promise ring.

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Promising what?

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Well... (CHUCKLES)

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We're just having
a good time here.

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No, we're not.
We're having
the best time.

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Hi, I'm Roger Lemke.

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At BrownStar Insurance,
we endeavor to give you

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the coverage you need
at the best prices around.

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It's the reason that
BrownStar Insurance
has been awarded

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the prestigious
Two Diamond Award

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from the American Society
of MutuaI Insurers

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for three years running.

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Because at
BrownStar Insurance,

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we insure your dreams.

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(ALL CHEERlNG)
Holy Christmas!

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You knocked her
out of the park.

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You knocked it out
of the G-D park, buddy!

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l'm just a pretty face.
That copy was all you, Bill.

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Well, l...

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l do have one gripe
with you, boss.

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Mmm-hmm?
lf you'd waited till
after Cedar Rapids,

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l could have won
the Two Diamonds for you
four years running.

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Four years!

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How do you it, Roger?
(LAUGHlNG)

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So proud
of you, Roggie.
Mmm...

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TIM: Hey, Roger.

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Tim Lippe!
l didn't even
see you there.

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Oh, man.

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Did you see it?

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Yeah. You were
so awesome.

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Oh ! Thanks, buddy.
Thank you.

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Super awesome. Just...

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Hey, Roger.
(GlGGLES)

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Watch your back,
Brad Pitt.

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(LAUGHS)

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ROGER: Thank you for
the kind words, buddy.

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(lNDlSTlNCT CHATTERlNG)

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TIM: Wow, cake.

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Awesome.

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(PHONE RlNGlNG)

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Hello?

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Tim, it's Bill.

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Hey, Bill.

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He's gone!
Tim, he's gone.

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(CRYlNG) Oh, God,
I can't beIieve it.

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What?

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It's Roger.

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What are you...
What are you
talking about?

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Gwen found him
in the bathroom.

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He had a beIt
tied around
his neck.

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Oh, my gosh.

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He was
half naked, Tim.

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Oh, jeez.

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(WHlRRlNG)

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BlLL: All this time,
Roger was some kind
of twisted deviant.

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TIM: Bill,
the way Roger died
was an accident.

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BlLL: (SCOFFS)
Believe what you want,
but people are talking, Tim.

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Commitment to God
is a big part of
the Two Diamonds.

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Big part.

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Now, people are talking.

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Hey, come here,
come here.
Here you go.

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This was Roger's
Two Diamonds
presentation.

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Yeah,
and it's a guaranteed
Two Diamond winner.

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And believe me,
l'd go myself,

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but l'm locked in to
my daughter's wedding
over in Gladstone

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l got no flex.

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What are you
saying, Bill?

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l am saying,
you need to
go down there

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and give this
presentation, Tim.

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l can't go
to Cedar Rapids.

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You can't...
You don't want to send me
to Cedar Rapids.

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All right, listen to me,
you were what, 1 6,

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when l gave you
that filing job

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right after
your mom passed?

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You were living
on your own, pretty much.
All by yourself.

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And l'm thinking,
"Now, here's a kid
who's gonna go places."

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And then somehow,
you just didn't.

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l can't.
You're all l got, kid.

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l need you to go down there
and prove that BrownStar
is a good outfit,

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an upstanding goddamn
Christian outfit.

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Now, the onIy thing
you have to worry about
getting good with

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is Orin HeIgesson.

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He's the president.

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He's the finaI decider
on the Two Diamonds.

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So, near the end
of the weekend,

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you're gonna sit down
one-on-one with him
in his suite

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and deIiver
that presentation.

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He needs to be convinced
that we're still worthy
of that award.

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If we don't fix this,
our cIients
will leave us, Tim.

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And we'll all be out
in the street.

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Farmers are confronted
with an unpredictable
risk-filled...

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Unpredictable world
of risk-filled
uncertainty.

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TIM: Cedar Rapids.
MACY: Cedar Rapids.

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l can't believe
that l'm actually going.
But l gotta do it, right?

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l mean, it's not
just my job.

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Six other people's
entire livelihoods
depend on this.

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Plus Carol,
who does part-time
seasonal work, so...

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You'll be fine.

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Hey, Charlie.
Tim, what's up?

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l'm going down
to Cedar Rapids for
the big ASMl convention.

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Oh, good. Good.

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You can keep
that for now.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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So all liquids, gels,
aerosols must be
placed in a Ziploc,

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and then your computer,
we take out of the case
and run through the machine.

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(SNlCKERS)

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lt's just me.

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Yeah, we gotta do it
for everybody, so...

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Tim !

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Oh, praise Christ
you haven't left yet.

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Hey, Bill.

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(PANTlNG) Hey.

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l can't believe
l forgot to
give this to you.

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lt's an ASMl bible.
All right?

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lt'll tell you
who to talk to
and who to avoid,

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who best to
fellowship with,
network, you know.

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Dean Ziegler,
Stevens Point,
Wisconsin.

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Ziegler.

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You know that son of bitch
called one of Lemke's
biggest clients,

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Joyce Armbruster?

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Smeared Roger's name.
Freaking goddang poacher.

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Avoid Ziegler
like the plague,
please.

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Now, Ronald Wilkes,
the guy l got you
rooming with,

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that's who l want
you to stick by.
Okay.

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All right?
All right, then,
come here. Come on.

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(lNDlSTlNCT CHATTERlNG)

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Well, you lucky ducks
have obviously been
seated in an exit row.

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l just need to make sure
you're willing and able to
assist crew members

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in the event of
an emergency evacuation.

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l've actually never been
on an airplane before.

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Well, you'll do awesome.

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Well, if you do
need help, l'm in.

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Thank you.

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Oh, sweet.

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Hey, man.
Can l bum a heater?

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What's that now?

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A cigarette?

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(CHUCKLES)

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No, sorry,
l can't help
you there.

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Are you here for
the convention?
Yeah.

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Yeah. Tim Lippe,
BrownStar lnsurance.

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Bree. l'm Bree.

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Nice to meet you, Bree.

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Old trade secret
for you.

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lf you keep smoking,
your premiums are gonna
go through the roof.

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(LAUGHS)

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Thanks, Dr. Phil.

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(LAUGHS)

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Hey, instead of a heater,
how about butterscotch?

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Nice.

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Listen, Tim,
if you wanna party,
you let me know.

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l'm always around.

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You got it.
Party hardy.

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Nice chatting
with you, Bree.
See you.

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Wow!

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Checking in
with us, sir?

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Yeah, l am.
Pretty excited
about it, too.

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All right.
Can l get your name?

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Tim Lippe.

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And we just need
a credit card
for the incidentals.

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Well, Trent,
l was under
the impression

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that you honored
traveler's checks.

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You bet.
We just need to make
an imprint of the card,

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just like l say,
for the incidentals.

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Credit card?

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All right.

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lt's standard.

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Don't worry.
We are not
gonna charge it.

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No, see. Looks liked
you just charged it.

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Just an imprint.

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Okay.

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(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

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Hey, Tim.

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So l just did
the whole check-in rigmarole,
and l'm on my way to my room.

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Have you seen
the pooI yet?

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Yeah.

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(CHUCKLES) lt's incredible.
l mean, there's like
palm trees and stuff.

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And the whole place
smells like chlorine.

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lt's like l'm in Barbados
or somewhere.

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Oh, here we are.
Mi casa.

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Junior suite.
Hang on a second here.

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Figure out how
this deal works.

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The key is like
a stinking credit card.

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(GASPS)

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What is it? Tim?

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There's an
Afro-American man
standing in my room.

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What's he doing?

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He's smiling at me.

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Oh, no.
Run for your life.

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Are you Tim?
Tim Lippe?

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l'm Ronald Wilkes.

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Bill Krogstad said
we were gonna be roommates.

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Tim, are you okay?

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Does he speak
your language?
Yes.

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He actually seems
pretty friendly

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so l'm gonna call
you back later, okay?

242
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,282
You are Tim?

243
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,075
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes,
of course l am.

244
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,119
Just for a minute there,
l was like, "Whoa."

245
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,203
Okay.

246
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,873
You wanna come in
and take a look
at the room?

247
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,249
Yeah, yeah.

248
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,633
Check out these digs.

249
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,720
Hey, look, Tim,
the reason we got
the junior suite upgrade

250
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,346
is because
the hotel overbooked.

251
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,267
The point being,
they were asking folks to
take on a third roommate

252
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,935
to consolidate space.

253
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,480
Now, to me,
the savings of
adding a third guy

254
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,273
sounded like
a real positive.

255
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,567
lf you got any qualms,
l hear you.

256
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,487
LNC. That's
"Loud and Clear."

257
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,032
Who would share...
Who would share beds?

258
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,659
That's a pull-out couch.

259
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,206
(LAUGHS)

260
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,917
This isn't
Woodstock, Tim.

261
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,461
l'm sure whoever it is
will be a straight shooter.

262
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,048
Janita, double stock
my mini bar, please.

263
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,424
1 01 9, thank you.

264
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,052
Taco Bill,
back in the saddle.

265
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,721
Hey, Ned.
Get some honey
on your stinger?

266
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,889
l love it.

267
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,101
So far,
it's just the one billboard
north of St. Cloud.

268
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,313
But at the
end of the day,
it's NTS.

269
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,898
Not too shabby.

270
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,108
NTS. That's hilarious.

271
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,527
(HOWLlNG)

272
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,367
Ronald Wilkes,
l presume.
The Ronimal !

273
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,661
Give me some love,
my soul brother!

274
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,830
Turn down
the volume, Ziegler.
You just got here.

275
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,248
What's the matter,
friend?

276
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,416
You've never seen
a choco-vanilla
love sandwich before?

277
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,293
Wait till we start
the butt fucking.
No.

278
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,503
(ZlEGLER LAUGHS)

279
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,754
l'm just having fun.

280
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,757
Dean Ziegler,
Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
Call me Deanzie.

281
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,636
Tim Lippe,
from Brown Valley, Wisconsin.
BrownStar lnsurance.

282
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,514
Oh, sure, yeah.
Bill Krogstad's
joint right?

283
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,723
The Kroger!

284
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,933
That's what l call him.

285
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,853
Oh, shit.

286
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,398
l was so sorry
to hear about Lemke's
passing up there.

287
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,859
That guy
was tits as a rep.

288
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,863
Yeah. Well, Roger was
just a super great man.

289
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,116
Amen on that. Yeah.

290
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,034
Real tragedy.

291
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,582
Well, l don't know
about you wing-nuts,

292
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,959
but the Deanzie
could use a drinksy.

293
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,920
What do you say we head
straight to Horizons
for happy hour?

294
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,923
You get
two-for-one drinks,
ten-cent wings,

295
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,301
all-you-care-to-eat
pussy buffet.

296
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,386
That line was unappealing
last year, Dean.

297
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,554
lt remains so now.

298
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,638
Ronimal !

299
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,932
l'm gonna watch
President Helgesson's
opening remarks.

300
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,976
Oh, God.
That smug fuck.

301
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,104
Helgesson's trying
to turn ASMl into
a goddamn religion

302
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,148
with all this God
and morality bullshit.

303
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,484
All right,
you ladies stay here
and do your nails.

304
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,487
But l'm going to Horizon's
where the action is,
all right?

305
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,659
(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

306
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,582
I'm Orin HeIgesson,

307
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:21,377
your ASMI
Midwest Region
Chapter President.

308
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,423
If you haven't picked up
your weIcome kits yet,
see Mike PyIe.

309
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,758
RONALD: Mike Pyle.

310
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,470
He owns the sixth
largest Allstate agency
in the upper Midwest.

311
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,180
The guy's a shark.

312
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,557
l'm more worried
about this Ziegler guy.

313
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,852
l was specifically warned
to stay away from him.

314
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,229
Don't worry about him.
He's harmless.

315
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,193
I'd Iike to taIk
Two Diamonds
for a minute here.

316
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,071
The Two Diamond
Certificate of Excellence

317
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,781
is awarded every year

318
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,576
to the agency
that best exempIifies
the ASMI decree

319
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,996
"to provide high
quaIity insurance,

320
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,959
"whiIe maintaining
commitment to community,
country and God."

321
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,336
We have a record
number of entries
this year.

322
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,171
Over 50 agencies. So...

323
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,048
Did he say
50 agencies?

324
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,051
Yeah, it's gonna be
brutal this year.

325
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,427
(EXHALES)

326
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:16,099
Hey, come on.
You're gonna
do fine. Relax.

327
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,644
Thanks.

328
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,187
Hey, baby girl.

329
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,690
MACY: Hey, Tim.
How's it going?

330
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,983
l'm in over my head.

331
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,987
You'll do fine.
l'm putting you
on speaker, sweetie.

332
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,155
l just really wish
you had come with me.

333
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,659
Oh, no.
This is your thing.
You'll do a good job.

334
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,661
Well, I gotta run
in a sec.

335
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,789
I'm meeting some foIks
for fish at the EagIes.

336
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,290
l really miss you.

337
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,084
You'll do fine.

338
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,585
Thank you. I'll try.

339
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,462
l really miss you.

340
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,922
Okay, bye, honey.

341
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,757
l'll dream of you
in my heart.

342
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,489
You were
checking me out.

343
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,866
What?

344
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,909
l'm gonna have
to tell the hotel

345
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,119
there's some pervo
in fitness center

346
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,245
hitting on
innocent women.

347
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,705
What? Whoa! No.

348
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,292
l wasn't doing that.

349
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,085
l'm, like, pre-engaged
with somebody.

350
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,462
Unbelievable.

351
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,963
That poor woman
should know what
you're up to.

352
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,133
l'm not up to anything.
l swear, l'm not...

353
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,718
Oh, man.

354
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,011
(LAUGHlNG)

355
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,056
l'm totally
messing with you.

356
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,266
l'm sorry.
Oh, my God,
l'm such a jerk.

357
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,769
(CHUCKLES) Okay, yeah.

358
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,145
Well, that's different.

359
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,815
l'm so sorry.
Joan Ostrowski-Fox.

360
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,443
Hi.
Hi.

361
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,445
Tim Lippe.
Hi, Mr. Lippe.

362
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,405
l'm in town for
the ASMl convention.

363
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,241
l'm here for ASMl, too.
l'm from "Oh, my God,"
Nebraska.

364
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,826
Omaha.
Yeah.

365
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,289
Well, l'm gross,
so l will bid you
a farewell, Mr. Lippe.

366
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,999
Okay.
See you at
Horizon's tonight?

367
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,376
Yeah, l don't...
Well, maybe.

368
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,545
A girl can dream.

369
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,391
How are you doing?
Good.

370
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,060
Um...

371
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,437
l really enjoyed your speech,
President Helgesson.

372
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,107
Oh. You were in there.
Marvelous.

373
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,526
l don't think we've met.

374
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,112
Tim Lippe.

375
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,239
Down from
Brown Valley, Wisconsin,
BrownStar lnsurance.

376
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,450
Oh, boy. Tim,

377
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,786
l don't know
what to say.
l'm just...

378
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,122
We're all feeling it.

379
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,791
l'm so sorry
for the loss.

380
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,293
Yeah, it's been
really hard.

381
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,171
Come here, son.
Come here.

382
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,722
Now, Tim,
let me give you

383
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,269
a few extra
drink coupons
for Horizon's.

384
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,815
You go down there
and fellowship and network
with your colleagues. Huh?

385
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,650
Thank you,
President Helgesson.

386
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,443
No, please. Orin.

387
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,872
Hey, Bree isn't it?

388
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,665
Yeah, the butterscotch
dude right?

389
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,791
Yeah.

390
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,878
That's me,
Captain Butterscotch.
You guys want some?

391
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,046
Yeah.

392
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,092
Tim Lippe,
BrownStar lnsurance.

393
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,094
Glen Lindstrom. Lindy.

394
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,139
Lindy Lindstrom.
Excellent to meet you.

395
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,308
What are you
guys up to?

396
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:55,943
Timbo!

397
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,236
Right here, roomie.

398
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,197
Party headquarters,
right here.

399
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,448
How's it going, Tim?

400
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,616
Hi, Ronald.

401
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,825
Dean?

402
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:03,951
Come on.
Call me Deanzie.

403
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,286
What can l get you?

404
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,454
Do you have root beer?

405
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,080
You want a nipple
on that?

406
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,208
Ha-ha. No.

407
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,502
The sooner you learn to
ignore this degenerate, Tim,
the better off you'll be.

408
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,755
Degenerate!
l love it! That's me!

409
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,257
Okay, Big Time Tim,

410
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,470
what exactly are
you looking for, pussy-wise,
in Cedar Crapids?

411
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,640
Nothing, actually.

412
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,644
What?
Why are you showing me
a picture of your mom?

413
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,687
She's hot.
No offense.

414
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,439
She's not my mom. Okay?

415
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,816
She's my girlfriend,
and we're basically
pre-engaged.

416
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,152
Whoa, whoa. My bad.
Beautiful woman,
in any case.

417
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,529
Wait a minute,
what's "pre-engaged"?

418
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,865
'Cause if l was
"pre-engaged,"

419
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,826
l will be pre-porking
anything with a pulse.

420
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,621
Where's your
moral compass, Ziegler?
You're married yourself.

421
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,290
Was married,
Ronald. Was.

422
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,834
Oh, jeez,
you and Patti
split up?

423
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,169
Oh, l'm sorry.

424
00:20:56,171 --> 00:21:01,300
She's an asshole.
Ass-fucking-hole.

425
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,221
Seventeen years of marriage,
straight down the shitter.

426
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,100
Lucky if one of
them was decent.

427
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,064
What was l talking about?
Who wants to get wasted !

428
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,232
Choo-choo!

429
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,568
JOAN: Hubba-hubba,
check out those studs!

430
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,988
Whoo!
Joan Ostrowski-Fox.

431
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,366
Oh, Ron Ronald,
you look Rontastic.

432
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,326
This one.
Oh, l could just

433
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,203
squeeze you to death,
you little firecracker!

434
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,414
ZlEGLER:
How are you
sweetheart?

435
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,999
Oh, so good.

436
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,627
Oh, Lippe.
My lippies are sealed.

437
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,296
You know this guy?

438
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,798
Oh, that's right.
From the fitness center.

439
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:43,050
Yeah. l was really
naughty with you
down there.

440
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,302
l'm really sorry, Tim.

441
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,178
Oh, no. She's not.
Oh, no. l'm not.

442
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,305
(LAUGHS)

443
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,889
Shots. Let's do it.
What do you want guys?

444
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,057
J�ger time.
J�ger for me.

445
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,226
Twist my arm. Drambuie.

446
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,811
JOAN: Lippe?
l'm a non-drinker.

447
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:54,937
Oh, that's a bummer.

448
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,981
Timbo,
you gotta strap on
a set of gords.

449
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,065
JOAN: Yeah.
All right?

450
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,483
Come on,
one won't kill you.

451
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,944
Jeez, okay.

452
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,864
lf you guys are
gonna beat me up...

453
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,742
Cream sherry.

454
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,119
Cream sherry?
You're insane.

455
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,203
(LAUGHlNG)

456
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,164
That's the craziest thing
l've ever heard.

457
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,915
This one's weird.

458
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,292
ZlEGLER:
Ready? Here we go.

459
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,918
(COUNTlNG lN GERMAN)

460
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,462
ln your hole!

461
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,132
(WHOOPlNG)

462
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,426
You be careful
not to get too loaded
there, Lippe.

463
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,094
l might have to take
advantage of you.

464
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,680
Hey. Excuse me.

465
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,015
Come on,
l'm just razzing.

466
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,141
Cut it out!

467
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,936
You know what?
lt's been a long day.

468
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,271
Oh, come on,
Timbo. Relax.

469
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,647
Come on,
l didn't mean
anything by it.

470
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,524
Good night.

471
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,490
You can squeeze
my ass, Joan.

472
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,908
Ouch !

473
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,219
The government
currently subsidizes

474
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,097
$935 million worth of
insurance policies...

475
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,890
l'm in here!
l'm in here...

476
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,309
l know, l know.
This needs
to be private.

477
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,728
Listen...

478
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,231
Whoa!

479
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,691
Something really didn't
agree with you, huh?

480
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,403
Yeah, l had...
l think it was
tainted yogurt.

481
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,907
Listen, meet me
in the stair...
(EXHALES)

482
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,743
Meet me in the stairwell
in five minutes. All right?

483
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,745
Pinch it off,
it's important.

484
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,163
Jesus Christ.

485
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,498
(COUGHS)

486
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,919
Psst!

487
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,421
(SOFTLY) Timbo.

488
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,844
We gotta talk.

489
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,679
What? What is going on?

490
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,266
After you left,
l found out
some serious shit.

491
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,185
There is a petition
going around

492
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:02,064
trying to take away
your company's
Two Diamond Awards.

493
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,274
What?

494
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:08,404
They're saying
Lemke's sexual peccadilloes
were not godly,

495
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,905
quote unquote.

496
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,949
Somebody
passed it to me,
and l'm like,

497
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,535
"Look,
Lemke might have been
a class-A deviant,

498
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:18,205
"but what the fuck
does that have to do
with selling insurance?"

499
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:22,251
Pardon my French, Dean,
but you are completely
full of bullroar.

500
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,921
My boss, Bill Krogstad,
told me that you
called Joyce Armbruster

501
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,131
and smeared
Roger's name.

502
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,299
No, no.

503
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:32,303
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Timbo.
That old whore called me.

504
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,264
She's going on about
how Lemke's a pervert

505
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,308
and she wanted
to take her
business elsewhere.

506
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:40,186
So l says,
"All right, l'll crunch
some numbers for you."

507
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,148
Well, she calls me back
later that same day

508
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:47,985
saying how she got
Krogstad to
lower her premiums,

509
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:51,739
which is exactly
what the greasy twat
wanted in the first place.

510
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
So, you didn't call her?

511
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,244
Tim.

512
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:04,168
Look, l might be
a lot of things,

513
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,671
but a poacher
ain't one of them.

514
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,050
And l'm proud of that.

515
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,930
You saw this petition?

516
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,517
Yeah, l saw it.
l didn't sign it.

517
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,936
l said,
"You guys are pussies."

518
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,480
This is terrible.

519
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,191
'Cause the way
that Roger died
was an accident.

520
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,776
Look, Lemke
could have died

521
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,861
cornholing
a crippled kid
for all l care.

522
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,031
Not really, of course.

523
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,450
My sister's got one.
Down's.

524
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,035
Sad.

525
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,206
Point being,
selling insurance
is a business.

526
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,458
lt's not a goddamn
Boy Scout troop.

527
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,961
So there's
the scuttlebutt.

528
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,921
Deal with it
the way you want.

529
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,467
(RONALD SNORlNG)

530
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,152
(ZlEGLER SlGHS)

531
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,076
And we thank you, Lord.

532
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:25,666
We are grateful
for the bounty you provide us
this breakfast time.

533
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,334
l am so hung over
right now.

534
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,837
The variety
and the volume...

535
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,006
Big time beer shits
this morning.

536
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,385
... Lord Jesus,
our truth. Amen.

537
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,679
Amen. Say that again.

538
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,307
l thought Pyle
did a nice job,
Ziegler.

539
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,100
What's wrong
with you, Timbo?

540
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,393
You're like
a gloomy Gus
this morning.

541
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,853
Come on,
leave him alone.

542
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,730
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

543
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,149
lf it's my ex-wife,
l'm not here.

544
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,234
l'm pretty sure
it's not your ex-wife.

545
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,736
lt's my boss.
l have to take this.

546
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,446
Tell The Kroger
l said, "Hey."

547
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,451
Hello.
BlLL: Tim.

548
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,328
l got a call from
Orin Helgesson.

549
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,622
He tells me
he's worried about you.

550
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:08,125
Tells me
you're palling around
with Dean Ziegler.

551
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,377
Laughing at his jokes,
buying him drinks.

552
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,171
No, Bill. That's...

553
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,964
What's the one thing?

554
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,884
l said, "Steer clear
of Dean Ziegler."

555
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,260
Bill,
that Dean Ziegler...

556
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,971
No, it is
Orin's sworn enemy.

557
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,599
He told me that
there is a petition
going around

558
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,559
to take away our
Two Diamond Awards.

559
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,062
What? All right,
who the Christ
signed that, huh?

560
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,397
Who the Christ
signed that?
God damn it.

561
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,483
God damn it.
God damn it!

562
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,485
Bill, l'll handle it.
You can count on me.

563
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,404
You just worry about
your goddamn presentation
tomorrow, Tim,

564
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,822
and stop
fucking around!

565
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:39,990
l'll handle it.

566
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,575
You take care
of it, Lippe.

567
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,416
l swear,
l only smoke
in Cedar Rapids.

568
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,338
Jeez, what's wrong?

569
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:56,924
l don't know,
like, everything.

570
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,595
So how did you
get involved in the
insurance game, Lippe?

571
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,640
Oh, God.
"lnsurance game."

572
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,686
Look here, see,
how did you get involved
in the insurance game?

573
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,522
You're freaky.

574
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,190
Thank you.

575
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,358
(BOTH LAUGH)

576
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,195
lt's kind of
a weird story,
actually.

577
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:23,450
l lost my dad
in a sawmill accident
when l was six years old.

578
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,494
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

579
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,956
But the insurance agent
fought like a tiger
with the sawmill

580
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,750
to make sure my mom and l
were taken care of,
and we were.

581
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,920
And l remember thinking,
when l was kid,

582
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,131
l was just like,
"This guy is a hero."

583
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,886
l gotta say,
l think insurance agents
get a bum rap.

584
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,305
You know?

585
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:49,101
Like this river,
the Cedar River, flooded
a couple of years ago.

586
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,769
A whole city.
l know. l remember.

587
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,271
lt was
a massive disaster.

588
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,232
Massive disaster,
billions of dollars
in damage,

589
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,318
and who do you think
was in the trenches

590
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,988
trying to get
people's lives
back in order?

591
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,782
lt was insurance agents.

592
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,995
Not all of them,
but a lot of them
worked really hard

593
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,080
to get people's lives
back on track.

594
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:16,253
Do you realize
you just made it sound cool
to be an insurance salesman?

595
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,007
You are a hero, Lippe.

596
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,676
(CHUCKLES) Shut up.

597
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,720
Come on,
we should get back.

598
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:25,929
No, l can tell.

599
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,848
You're the Superman type.

600
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,308
Kind of dweeby
on the outside

601
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:30,934
but a real frigging
stud underneath.

602
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,811
Yeah, dweeby, okay.

603
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,605
They call you
lnsurance Man

604
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:37,649
and put a big red "l"
on your chest.

605
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,151
Cool.

606
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:43,614
Well, even if
you are totally full of it,
which you clearly are,

607
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:45,991
it's still
a nice thing to say,
and l appreciate it.

608
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,201
You're welcome.

609
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:53,582
For crying out loud, Dean,
you say the same thing
every year!

610
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,709
Because you think
you're the Pope, Orin.

611
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,127
And you're not
the fucking Pope.

612
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,296
And ASMl
is not a church.

613
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,132
There is a separation
between religion
and insurance.

614
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,300
lt's in
the constitution.

615
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,510
Oh, good grief.

616
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,470
You gotta admire
Ziegler's style
of debate.

617
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,723
Volume, proximity
and repetition.
Yeah.

618
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,891
(LAUGHlNG)

619
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,185
l'm doing
something right.
Timbo!

620
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,896
And O-Fox.
Where have
you two been?

621
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,649
What is that?
You got a pube on
your cheek, Timbo.

622
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,776
Oh, Jesus, Ziegler.
Uncool.

623
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,945
Eating the canned tuna
from the bottom shelf.

624
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:24,029
l love it! (LAUGHS)

625
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,073
Guys, l gotta boogie.

626
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,950
l'll see you later
at the scavenger hunt.

627
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,910
JOAN: Bye-bye.
Aye aye,
your holiness.

628
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,414
Borin' Orin.
Just joshing.

629
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,083
Not.

630
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,585
No, l'm really
joshing. Not!

631
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,129
Oh, got him twice.

632
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,006
What's the scavenger hunt?
JOAN: Oh !

633
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,175
You are about
to find out,

634
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,011
'cause l just signed up
you and O-Fox
on the same team.

635
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,346
Oh, yeah? Right on !

636
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,139
l shouldn't.

637
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,433
Tim, l promise
l won't molest you.

638
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,519
Yet. (CHUCKLES)

639
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,688
No, l'm kidding,
l'm kidding.
Come on, it'll be fun.

640
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:58,939
Everyone's doing it.

641
00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:01,859
Okay, folks,
the ASMl-Azing Race

642
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,528
is just like
The Amazing Race
on TV...

643
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:05,654
(COUGHS)
No, it's not.

644
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:08,115
...except that instead
of $1 million,

645
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,075
the winning team gets

646
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:13,912
a $45 gift card
to the Kiku
Japanese restaurant

647
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,455
in the Westdale Mall.

648
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,459
So, look for
your first clue

649
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,461
under the sea.

650
00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:26,717
And by that l mean
in the pool area.

651
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,051
(WOMAN WHOOPlNG)

652
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,429
ZlEGLER:
Don't get in the way.

653
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,597
TIM: No brakes!

654
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,390
No brakes.
Coming through.

655
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,727
Bricks?
What the hell is this?

656
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,896
ZlEGLER:
lt's a word scramble,
you dumb fucks.

657
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,315
Raff...raff. Riff...

658
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,817
Moff.
Two letters.

659
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,528
Two more letters.
Mo... Moffarts.

660
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,992
l know what it is.
Fun Farm !

661
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,537
Yeah, be cool.
Be cool.

662
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,916
Golly, l really
need to pee.

663
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,752
l told you to go
before we started,
you idiot.

664
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:02,836
Sorry.

665
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,087
Queef.

666
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,924
No Q.
No Q, son of a bitch.

667
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,302
(CHUCKLlNG EXClTEDLY)

668
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,268
Hey, Bree.
We're in first place!

669
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,520
Good luck,
butterscotch.

670
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,357
JOAN: Okay,
you're gonna make
a right on Wilson.

671
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:24,858
TIM: No, that doesn't
make any sense.

672
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,027
You're gonna...
What?

673
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,029
l'm gonna make
a left on Wilson.
Oops!

674
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,616
North is north.
South is south.
lt's not complicated.

675
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,284
Never Eat
Shredded Wheat.

676
00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:35,827
Just remembered.

677
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:36,954
l never heard
that one before.

678
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:39,706
Yeah, which is ironic
because Shredded Wheat
is delicious.

679
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,500
Where are they?

680
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,043
All right, Perry.
Eyes on me.

681
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,628
What are you doing here?
You want me to throw you in?

682
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,630
Balls deep, man. Go!
Yeah ! Go!

683
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:47,756
All right.
What do l got to do?

684
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,466
You have to
find a red ball
for your next clue.

685
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,510
l'll give you 40 bucks
for the clue straight out.

686
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,637
Ziegler! Now! Go!
All right, let's do it!

687
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,889
Look out, Timbo,
l'm going balls deep.

688
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,557
(YELLlNG)

689
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,935
(EXCLAlMS)
l got it!

690
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,311
Yes!

691
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,149
Fill this thing.
l'm gonna win.

692
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,568
Fill it. Fill it.
Fill it. Come on.

693
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:12,239
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
Go! Go!
Eat the next one.

694
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,448
Oh, my God.
l'm gonna puke.

695
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,033
No, you're doing great,

696
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,703
and, by the way,
you look really good
with a wiener in your mouth.

697
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:21,957
Did you just make
a dick joke?

698
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,584
No. Maybe.

699
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:25,961
l love it!

700
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,838
Okay, just go!
Go! Go! Go!

701
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,716
Look at him.
He's like a little
spider monkey.

702
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,262
Ha-ha!
Leaving them
in the dust.

703
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,097
You're almost there, bud.

704
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,349
JOAN: Reach it!
ZlEGLER: Timbo.

705
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,767
You got
a death wish pal?

706
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,688
'Cause you're about
roughly 20 feet off
the ground right now.

707
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,231
Take a look.

708
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,157
Uh-oh. Tim?

709
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,784
Oh, God.
Tim, are you okay?

710
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,119
Give me a second.

711
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,460
What do you...
Tim, come on down.
We got you, buddy!

712
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,421
l'm gonna be fine!

713
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:10,756
l think
we better get him.

714
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,632
ZlEGLER: Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.

715
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,801
Why did you do it
if you're gonna
freak out?

716
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,390
Tim, l got you,
trust me.

717
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,184
Just give me
your hand, bro,
lean back.

718
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,311
l don't trust people
with pony tails.

719
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,313
Come on, man,
give me your hand.
Let's do this.

720
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,065
l'm not extreme
like you.

721
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,692
(SCREAMlNG)

722
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,360
Oh, Tim. Tim !

723
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:33,904
Oh, my God.
Calm down.

724
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,156
(CONTlNUES SCREAMlNG)

725
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,617
Hold on.
Hold on to this.
JOAN: l got you, buddy.

726
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,660
Guys, just lower
him down. l got it.

727
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,497
Come on down to me.
Come on down.
l got you, pal.

728
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:45,248
Relax. Relax.
JOAN: Okay. Okay.

729
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,418
We got you.
We got you.

730
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,630
Come on, folks.
l just saved a life here.

731
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,923
(CROWD APPLAUDlNG)

732
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,674
Just saved a life here.

733
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,720
So since no one
could complete
the final task,

734
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,515
and since Tim
was higher
than anyone else

735
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,433
when all this
brouhaha occurred,

736
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:07,979
we're going to
award the gift card
to Tim and Joan.

737
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,272
(EXCLAlMlNG)

738
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,690
We won !

739
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,234
Nice. l love it.
l love it.

740
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,278
TIM: (SlNGlNG)
We won
We won the scavenger hunt

741
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,696
We won
We won

742
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,198
Mmm.

743
00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,327
We won today.

744
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,996
WAlTER: Well,
congratulations.
Thank you.

745
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,706
And l found you
a cream sherry.

746
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,542
To dorks.

747
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,878
Okay. Cheers.
Cheers.

748
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,130
lt's a compliment.

749
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,256
Mmm.

750
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,551
Oh, smooth.

751
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,636
Tim Lippe,
l am trying to
figure you out.

752
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,720
Oh, boy.

753
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,681
l mean, hopes,
dreams, aspirations.

754
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,683
What do you got?
Um...

755
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,812
What l really
would love someday,

756
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:53,191
is to put
a little greenhouse
in my backyard.

757
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,776
Okay, dream
the impossible dream.

758
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,945
Actually,
it's far more reasonable
than you think.

759
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:58,029
Oh, please.

760
00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,489
l checked some
out at Fleet Farm.
Enough.

761
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,991
They're portable.
Stop it.

762
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:02,075
And they won't
break the bank.

763
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,747
Wow, l'm talking, like,
fantasy land. Okay?

764
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,835
Like, what does
Tim Lippe really want?

765
00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:15,463
Come on !
Okay, a family.

766
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,299
Oh !

767
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,676
You know,
l wanna be a dad.

768
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,429
So, kids, l guess,
is what l really want.

769
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,139
You want mine?
(LAUGHS)

770
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:26,850
Um... Well...

771
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,477
Not like, you know...

772
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,730
What?

773
00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:33,523
l have kids.
You have kids?

774
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:34,941
Yeah, two.

775
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:38,236
Tyler is 1 0.
Ashley will be
eight next month.

776
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,572
My little squirrels.

777
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,366
Oh, they are so cool.

778
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,534
Aw, thanks.

779
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,869
And, that's...

780
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,954
My hubby, Rich Fox.
Richie.

781
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,415
We met when we were
Rotary Exchange students
in high school.

782
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,167
Lived for a semester
in Norway.

783
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,920
You've been to Norway?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

784
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:58,215
Then we got married
when we were
sophomores in college,

785
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,884
and then kids and...

786
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,302
Wow.

787
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,388
lf l had to do it
all again, l don't know
what l'd choose,

788
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,225
but l don't have
that option.

789
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,978
So this is
my fantasy land, Tim.

790
00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:15,565
You know,
Cedar Rapids,
ASMl. This.

791
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,361
Sometimes a gal just needs
a little vacation

792
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,447
from who she really is,
you know
what l'm saying, Lippe?

793
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,620
MAN: Yee-hah !

794
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,541
This is pathetic.

795
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,004
Hey, Mike!
l'm bored of the dance.

796
00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,714
You love me, Deanzie.

797
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,177
There you two are.

798
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,846
Check out Lloyd.
He's going mental
on the place.

799
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:51,685
Oh, and you missed Mike Pyle
doing his Riverdance,
hillbilly bullshit again.

800
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,228
(LAUGHS)
Drinks on me.

801
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,437
l like that.

802
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,774
Timbo, have you
tagged that yet?

803
00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,193
'Cause she's
gotta be as moist
as a damp sponge.

804
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,528
Ew, uh...

805
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:04,281
No, she has a husband.

806
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,241
What is wrong
with you, Ziegler?
Shit.

807
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:10,161
What isn't wrong with me?
l talk too much.
l drink too much.

808
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,872
l weigh too much.
l piss people off.

809
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,209
What's your
situation, Ronald?
Are you married or...

810
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,294
Negative.

811
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,213
l'm pretty well married
to Ronald Wilkes lnsurance.

812
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,800
Course l have
my guilty pleasures,
like antiquing.

813
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,677
l'm active in
community theater.

814
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,971
And l have to admit,
l'm a big enthusiast

815
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,640
of the HBO program
The Wire.

816
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,394
But l haven't had
a proper vacation
in nine years.

817
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:38,356
Yeah, you know,
l never take
my vacation, either.

818
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,692
You know what
you guys should do,
is take a vacation together.

819
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:43,361
We can go on
one of them gay cruises
with Rosie O'Donnell.

820
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,530
You know
what you are,
Ziegler?

821
00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:47,240
You're what l call
a real Richard.

822
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,326
(RONALD LAUGHS)

823
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,037
Mr. Richard Head.

824
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,289
l don't get it.

825
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:56,249
Dick Head, l get it.
(LAUGHS)

826
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,542
You're a total Richard.

827
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:58,793
lt took me a second.

828
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,920
All right, gents.
Kamikazes.

829
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,256
One, two, three.

830
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,507
Down your hole!

831
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,135
WOMAN: Okay,
time for ASMI's
next great taIent.

832
00:39:07,970 --> 00:39:10,722
Tim Lip is going to
sing a number for us.

833
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,182
Is there a Tim Lip?

834
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,641
Did she just
say my name?

835
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,935
(LAUGHS)
Oh, l'm sorry.

836
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,520
She signed you up.

837
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,065
Tim Lip?

838
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:22,525
You can't do that.

839
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,319
Ladies and gentlemen,

840
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,196
l don't know
if you know
Tim Lippe here,

841
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,530
it's "Lippe,"
by the way,

842
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,199
he's down here,
it's his first ASMl,

843
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,658
he's up for
a Two Diamond Award.

844
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,494
Let's give him
a little support. Huh?

845
00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:33,828
MAN: Tim Lippe!

846
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:38,458
Tim ! Tim ! Tim !

847
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,877
Go be my hero.

848
00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:44,798
Tim ! Tim ! Tim !

849
00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,552
(ALL CHEERlNG)

850
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,138
Get up there!
Get up there!

851
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:12,742
Okay, I'm gonna
sing a song that I did
at our Iast Christmas party.

852
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:14,494
Hope you enjoy.

853
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,541
(SlNGlNG) Oh, holy night

854
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:23,378
CostIy premiums
have them pining

855
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:28,174
Term Iife robs them
Of all they are worth

856
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,927
But there is hope

857
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:34,431
PoIicy hoIders
now have choices

858
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,142
BehoId an agency

859
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:40,019
That won't Ieave you torn

860
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,356
Home, auto

861
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:48,403
Life insurance

862
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:56,578
BrownStar

863
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,789
BrownStar Insurance

864
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,751
Of Brown Valley,
Wisconsin

865
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:08,548
We are divine

866
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,427
(ALL CHEERlNG)

867
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:14,137
That was awesome!

868
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,598
Ladies and gentIemen,
Tim Lippe.

869
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,642
Take that, Pyle!

870
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,897
Yes! Finally.
Oh, God, no more shots.

871
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,440
Let's go.
Yes, one more.

872
00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:26,649
No, l'm not
having another.

873
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:27,901
Yes, l don't even
wanna hear it.

874
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,278
ZlEGLER:
One, two, three,
down your hole!

875
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:34,741
One-on-ones with Orin
are tomorrow.

876
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:37,327
l can't afford
to be off my game.
Neither can you, Tim.

877
00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:38,703
(BOOlNG)

878
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:42,707
Ronimal !

879
00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:44,000
Sit down, Ronimal.

880
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,504
You tied it in perfectly.
Auto, home, life, you got me!

881
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,255
Yeah, that was great.

882
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,341
Hold on, hold on.
l smell free booze.

883
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,842
No, no.
Come on, come on.
Dean.

884
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,135
Come on, come on.

885
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,179
(DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)

886
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,306
Oh, my God.

887
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,433
Rug munchers.
l love it.

888
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,353
No way.

889
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:04,854
Gay marriage
is legal in lowa.

890
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,648
Come on, you guys.
This party sounds good.

891
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:10,902
Wait. Let's go.

892
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,532
You're crazy, Deanzie.

893
00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,283
l love it!

894
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,291
Ronimal's on
the dance floor!

895
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,004
The Robot Man ! Yeah !

896
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,009
Whatever floats
your boat, man.

897
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,058
(SHOUTlNG)

898
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,352
Take cover, Ronald !

899
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,566
Come on, follow me,
l know where to go.

900
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,192
We're storming
the gate.

901
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,904
l told you it
closed an hour ago.

902
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,532
No, it didn't.
'Cause l just
opened it up.

903
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,201
Come on,
we're going swimming.

904
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:01,327
RONALD:
l'm going to bed.

905
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,371
We got
a big day tomorrow.

906
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,832
Yeah, l'll be
right behind you.

907
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,251
ZlEGLER: We're totally
going in the pool.

908
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,169
We're totally going in !
(LAUGHlNG)

909
00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:13,381
Come on.
This is gonna be
my seaman's helmet.

910
00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:15,967
Right here. Look!

911
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,677
Look at this!
You guys.
(LAUGHlNG)

912
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,847
l'm Captain Nemo,
the muff diver.

913
00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:24,517
l'm going on a mission
for bearded clams.

914
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,852
ldiot.

915
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,276
What do you say?
Lippe take a dippy?

916
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,485
ZlEGLER: Come on in !

917
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,363
(SPEAKlNG GERMAN)

918
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:38,948
(LAUGHS) What?

919
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,701
That's German for,
"l can't swim,"
and l really can't.

920
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:44,370
Oh, well,
it's only 4 feet.

921
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,956
Well, l didn't bring
a bathing suit, so...

922
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,626
Oh, yeah?
Well, l didn't either.

923
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,962
Timbo, it's business casual.
Get your ass in here.

924
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,505
JOAN: Come on, Tim.

925
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,219
Mr. Lippe.

926
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:03,848
Calling Mr. Lippe.

927
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:04,932
ZlEGLER: Get in here.

928
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,228
Oh, my gosh.
lt's kind of chilly,
actually.

929
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,106
(EXCLAlMS)

930
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,401
Oh, my God.
JOAN: lt's nice.

931
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,071
Dean, you look
like R2-D2.

932
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,740
(MlMlCS BLEEPlNG)

933
00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,750
Crazy day, right?

934
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:40,760
So...

935
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,055
Oh, man.

936
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,231
Your skin is so milky.

937
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:55,525
lt's like ice cream.

938
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,618
l'm having
a perfect moment.

939
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,420
What the heck
is going on here?

940
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,671
(ZlEGLER GRUNTS)

941
00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:20,299
Orin !
You ruin everything.

942
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,469
Helgesson,
l got something
for you right here.

943
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:27,306
Suck on it, baby.
Right there.
Full moon, Orin.

944
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,101
You people are
such low-lifes.

945
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,478
He happened to come
out right then, right?

946
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:37,066
Yeah, you were watching
through the window,
you kinky bastard.

947
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,569
Well, this is
a very nice "How do you do"
in the middle of the night.

948
00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:43,406
Go back to your room
and tie yourself up,
you kinky bastard.

949
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:44,741
Will you just shut up?

950
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,451
Whoo! l love it!

951
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,411
Oh, my God.
Holy crap.

952
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,329
Oh, my God.
We're so dead.

953
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,417
(LAUGHS)

954
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,423
l wanna make love!

955
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:07,597
Where is everybody?

956
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:12,435
Timbo? Ronald?
Oh, shit.

957
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:19,233
Making love to you
was super,

958
00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:21,778
super awesome.

959
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:28,785
Do you want
to cuddle?

960
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:29,911
Cuddle?

961
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:32,747
l love to cuddle.

962
00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:35,500
Okay.

963
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:40,922
You're special, Joan.

964
00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:44,133
So special.

965
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,194
Calm down, Tyler.

966
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:05,488
You're not
gonna miss the game.
Just put your dad on, please.

967
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,075
Hey, didn't you look
at the schedule
on the fridge?

968
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,660
This is the last
regular season game.

969
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,955
He actually has
a chance to play,
Richie, Christ.

970
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,749
Okay. Okay,
l love you, too.

971
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,920
Tell Tyler
to kick some butt
for me, okay? See you.

972
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:27,677
Good morning.

973
00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:30,179
Sorry, crisis
on the home front.

974
00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:34,767
You already
told your husband?

975
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,227
Yeah, right.

976
00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,897
We have to tell them.
No.

977
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,065
Right? l mean...

978
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,233
Tim, l told you,

979
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:46,279
what l do here
in Cedar Rapids,
it stays here.

980
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:52,618
No, l am not
a philanderer.

981
00:47:58,458 --> 00:47:59,667
l'm a philanderer.

982
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:01,961
l'm a philanderer!

983
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,173
l have to tell Macy.

984
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,633
Tim, do not call Macy.

985
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,510
l need...
l don't have
any clothes.

986
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,972
(GROANS LOUDLY)
Tim, calm down.

987
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,017
l can't.
l can't live
like this.

988
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,397
l'm not like you.

989
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:22,732
Tim...

990
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,234
l'm sorry.

991
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,070
Don't...

992
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,576
Hey, Tim.

993
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,703
She's not that pretty
and she smokes.

994
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:37,830
Tim?

995
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,665
I made Iove to
a woman, Macy.

996
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,627
(CRYlNG) Her name is Joan.
She's from Omaha, Nebraska

997
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,837
and her mouth
tastes like cigarettes.

998
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,964
You slept
with someone?

999
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,343
lt was a mistake.
You mean
everything to me.

1000
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,094
l can't believe you.

1001
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,473
You really slept
with someone?

1002
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:58,476
Will you marry me?

1003
00:48:58,977 --> 00:48:59,936
What?

1004
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,187
Will you marry me,
please?

1005
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,731
Just don't leave.
l'll do anything.

1006
00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,274
Tim, slow down.

1007
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,276
PIease, Iet's get
married right away.
Whoa.

1008
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:09,695
(SlGHS) Listen,
l've been trying
to tell you this,

1009
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,531
but you seem
to have a hard time
grasping it, okay?

1010
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,785
I was married
for haIf my Iife.

1011
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:20,873
l've been divorced
for all of six months.
l wanna enjoy my freedom.

1012
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:22,875
What?

1013
00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:25,294
Like, is there
someone else?

1014
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:26,837
Well, l wouldn't
put it that way.

1015
00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:29,548
l mean,
there's no one person
in particular, no.

1016
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:32,176
What do you mean,
"No one person"?
There's people?

1017
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,970
Like, plural, people?

1018
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:37,181
Not a lot,
l mean, just a few.

1019
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,351
(GASPS)

1020
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:41,686
l'm dying.

1021
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:44,105
Tim...
(SOBBlNG) l'm dying.

1022
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,815
Pull yourself together.

1023
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:50,403
l can't...
l literally can't breathe.
l literally can't breathe.

1024
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:51,654
Tim...
(GRUNTS)

1025
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:53,990
(SHUSHlNG) Tim...
I can't breathe.

1026
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,074
Timmy...

1027
00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:56,867
Yeah, yes?

1028
00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:58,953
You know that bird
you gave me?

1029
00:50:00,038 --> 00:50:01,038
What kind of
bird was it?

1030
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,001
Scarlet tanager.

1031
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:06,877
And what kind of
sound did it make?

1032
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,089
Come on,
you remember.

1033
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,092
(lMlTATES BlRD SOUNDS)

1034
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,887
That's right.
Very good.

1035
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,140
And do you remember
what we learned about

1036
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:20,933
when the baby birds
are born?

1037
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,978
When the mommy
decides it's time
for them to Ieave home?

1038
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:25,646
What does she do?

1039
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:29,108
She nudges them
out of the nest.

1040
00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:30,192
That's right.

1041
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:34,447
But the mommy bird
knows that even though
the babies are scared,

1042
00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:37,241
it's time for them
to fly away.

1043
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,703
So, even though
your heart hurts
very, very much,

1044
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:45,583
I think it's for the best.
It's time for you
to fIy away, Tim.

1045
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:49,295
Bye-bye,
little birdie Tim.

1046
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,797
Bye-bye.

1047
00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:57,470
Bye, bye-bye.

1048
00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:14,862
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

1049
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:16,489
l love you.

1050
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:17,573
Yeah,
you better love me

1051
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:19,700
if you're gonna fuck me
in the poop shoot
the way you done.

1052
00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,744
Bill?
Orin HeIgesson toId me

1053
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:23,913
about your little hootenanny
in the pool there, Tim.

1054
00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:25,039
What are you thinking?

1055
00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:26,749
You add that to
the goddamn petition,

1056
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:27,958
may as well commit
suicide here.

1057
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,168
Father of the bride.

1058
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,170
Yeah, l'll be
right there.

1059
00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:33,255
l can fix it, Bill.
Just tell me what to do.

1060
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,340
Oh, what to do.

1061
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,259
You can win the Two Diamonds.
That's what you do, Tim.

1062
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:41,472
Or so help me, Jesus God,
you won't have a job,
you won't have a life.

1063
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,390
All you'll have is
my fist up your ass

1064
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,434
and believe you me,
that's something
neither of us wants.

1065
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,645
Bill, pIease,
just Iisten to me
for a minute...

1066
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,897
Ah ! Cripes almighty.
Worst day of my life.

1067
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,441
Hey,
(CLEARS THROAT)
sorry, folks.

1068
00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:54,527
Oh, you look
so beautiful, Kim.

1069
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,736
You look like a flower.

1070
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:56,779
MAN: Smile, father.

1071
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:57,947
A gosh dang flower.

1072
00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:08,874
l'm dead.

1073
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,503
Macy broke up with me,
Orin called Bill,
l'm gonna lose my job.

1074
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:15,840
My life is ruined.

1075
00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:18,050
Sit down.

1076
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,265
Your life is
not ruined, Lippe.

1077
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,728
Now, l swore
l would never tell.
l promised.

1078
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,107
Roger Lemke,

1079
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:38,654
l know
how he won the Diamonds
all those years in a row.

1080
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:41,157
Yeah, he knocked it
out of the park.

1081
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,241
He paid for them.

1082
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:46,579
He paid Orin cash
in exchange for
the Two Diamonds.

1083
00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:48,998
(SCOFFS)

1084
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,749
That's not...

1085
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,627
That's not true.
lt is.

1086
00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:55,713
He told me himself.
Roger told me.

1087
00:52:55,797 --> 00:53:00,426
Really? Why,
he just told you that?

1088
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,261
That's the
stupidest thing
l've ever heard.

1089
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,762
Why would he
tell you that?

1090
00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,057
We were together.

1091
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:14,607
lt was stupid.

1092
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:18,027
lt ended two years ago,
'cause he was getting into
some pretty weird stuff,

1093
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,778
as we all know now.
No.

1094
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:20,988
Roger was a good man.

1095
00:53:21,072 --> 00:53:22,698
He was a family man,
and that was an accident.

1096
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,408
Roger was a freak.

1097
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:28,621
Not to mention
a small minded,
egotistical con artist.

1098
00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,290
He was a liar, Tim.

1099
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,834
And, yes, he paid
for the Two Diamonds.

1100
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,463
My foot!

1101
00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,632
l'm sure you seduced him,
just like you did me.

1102
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,717
You ruined my life.

1103
00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,969
Are you fucking
kidding me?

1104
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,137
l am trying to
help you out

1105
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,388
and you are acting
like a child.

1106
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,808
Well, l'd rather
act like a child
than a prostitute.

1107
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,908
Timbo, red bush?

1108
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,619
Deanzie needs details.

1109
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:09,787
Lay off.

1110
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:10,871
What the...
What are you doing?

1111
00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,540
Timbo, what the hell's
wrong with you, Timbo?

1112
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,667
What are you doing?
Ow!

1113
00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:15,918
(LAUGHS)

1114
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:17,503
Ow!
Titty twister!

1115
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,755
Why are you laughing?

1116
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:21,548
You think my life
is a joke?

1117
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,176
l lost my job
and my lover

1118
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,096
and my hero paid bribes
to win the Two Diamonds.

1119
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:29,515
What did you just say?

1120
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,351
Lemke bought
the Two Diamonds?

1121
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,853
You're saying
Lemke paid off Orin?

1122
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,522
No, Dean,
you can't say anything.

1123
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,232
You can't...
Oh, my God.

1124
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,650
Dean, please.

1125
00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:42,027
That holy rolling
hypocrite. l love it.

1126
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:44,196
Timbo,
this is pure gold.

1127
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,572
Please don't.

1128
00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:52,871
All right, listen.
We look like a couple
of homos out here.

1129
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,457
Let's go in the room
and discuss this
like gentlemen,

1130
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,750
over Bloody Mary's.

1131
00:54:57,419 --> 00:54:59,795
You're freaking out.
Your world is crumbling.

1132
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,089
lt's your first ASMl.

1133
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:04,216
l get it.

1134
00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:06,343
Here.

1135
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,387
Welcome to the jungle,
Timbo.

1136
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,726
Now, my ex, Patti,

1137
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,146
well-established fact
that this broad

1138
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,897
is a serious cunt stain,
am l right?

1139
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:22,943
But she's got it
to where the kids
hate my guts.

1140
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,903
l'm the bad guy.

1141
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:30,909
Except, when our
1 7-year-old daughter
comes home pregnant,

1142
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:32,661
who's the one
who's so depressed

1143
00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:36,040
she can't come out
from under the afghan
on the goddamn couch?

1144
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:39,918
Patti. And who's the one
who's planning the baby shower

1145
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,921
and taking Meg
to the gyno
and all that shit?

1146
00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:46,342
The fucking Deanzie.

1147
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,928
What are you
talking about?

1148
00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:54,933
What l'm talking
about, Tim,

1149
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,605
is, even though
l may be a blowhard

1150
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,857
and, let's face it,
kind of a jagoff,

1151
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:03,984
l'm there for the people
that need me.

1152
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:06,820
And l don't spill
my friends' beans.

1153
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,614
Now, tell me this.

1154
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:11,283
Are we friends?

1155
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,537
Yeah.

1156
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,083
Did you feel that?

1157
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:23,253
Something just
happened right now.

1158
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,174
Now, you're with Deanzie,

1159
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:29,093
and l'm not letting go.

1160
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,595
And believe me,
l would love to expose

1161
00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:34,098
Orin Helgesson's
hypocritical bullshit.

1162
00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:37,601
But if you're asking
me not to, l won't,
because you're my friend.

1163
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,023
Thank you.

1164
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,902
Now you see how dark
this place is.

1165
00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:51,323
All right,
l got tiger scratches
on my back

1166
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,075
from 20 years
in this business.

1167
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,536
Let me tell
you something.

1168
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,663
lf you wanna survive,

1169
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,166
you either gotta
fight the tiger

1170
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:03,919
or you gotta dance
with the tiger.

1171
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,671
Like Roger did.

1172
00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:09,466
How do you make
the tiger dance?

1173
00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:11,885
You gotta show him
a little teat.

1174
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:20,519
How'd it go
with Helgesson,
big guy?

1175
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,397
l think l did
a fair to middling job.

1176
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,107
Oh, Tim, don't forget,

1177
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:27,484
your one-on-one with Orin
starts in 1 0 minutes.

1178
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,422
President Helgesson.

1179
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:52,050
Come in.
Have a seat
on the davenport.

1180
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,652
President Helgesson,
what l'd like to
talk to you about today

1181
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,988
are risk
mitigation mechanisms
available to...

1182
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:15,908
You came down here
to the big show, Tim,

1183
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,660
and you got
the little twinklies
in the eye,

1184
00:58:19,078 --> 00:58:23,248
and you succumbed to
the call of a floozy.

1185
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,626
l just want to say
l'm really sorry

1186
00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,961
for my role in
the malfeasance
in the pool.

1187
00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:31,089
You blew it, Tim.
You blew it.

1188
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:35,260
l need the Two Diamonds.

1189
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,595
Well, you should
have thought of that

1190
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,347
before you took off
your big boy pants.

1191
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:39,890
No, no.

1192
00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,478
Please, just...

1193
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,313
All right,
now you take a minute
to compose yourself

1194
00:58:46,397 --> 00:58:48,273
and then
l'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.

1195
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,742
l'm prepared to
show you a little teat.

1196
00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,791
Will you dance with me,
President Helgesson?

1197
00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:08,544
Do you wanna...

1198
00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:11,088
We can dance.

1199
00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:16,134
Tim...
l have money.

1200
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,304
l can give you money.

1201
00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:23,392
(CHUCKLES)

1202
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,687
lnteresting.

1203
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:33,443
You know, Tim,
one thing that
Roger knew.

1204
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:37,155
Roger knew that
if you want to win, you...

1205
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,366
l like the way
you put it,

1206
00:59:39,450 --> 00:59:42,911
you have to be prepared
to show a little teat.

1207
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:58,302
lt's a $50
traveler's check.
lt's fully insured.

1208
00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:00,470
Well, so it is.
So it is.

1209
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,309
What else you got
hiding in there?

1210
01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:18,030
l brought $1 ,500
in checks

1211
01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:20,032
in case of
an emergency.

1212
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:24,161
Well, this sure seems
like an emergency to me.

1213
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:36,465
Congratulations,
Mr. Two Diamond
Award winner.

1214
01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:41,470
Looks like l just found
the next Roger Lemke.

1215
01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:47,309
You remember that
petition to recall

1216
01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:49,978
BrownStar's
Two Diamond Awards?

1217
01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:57,569
l just made
that disappear.

1218
01:00:57,987 --> 01:01:00,906
Poof! Gone.
Rainmaker.

1219
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,168
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

1220
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,939
BREE: Hey,
can l bum a heater?

1221
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:36,775
Yeah.

1222
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:39,403
So, you wanna party?

1223
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:41,947
Maybe.

1224
01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:44,116
Maybe later?
Maybe later.

1225
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,617
All right,
l'll be around.

1226
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:49,287
Hey, can
l bum a heater?

1227
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,706
All right.

1228
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,857
Hey, butterscotch.

1229
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:22,487
You look like
you're in serious need
of some relaxation.

1230
01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:24,406
Yeah.

1231
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:28,493
That's okay,
l don't have
any money anyway.

1232
01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:31,329
No, no, no,
l didn't mean that.

1233
01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:35,000
l'm going to a party
at my Uncle Ken's house.
You should come.

1234
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:40,714
l don't know, Bree.
l did something today
l don't feel very good about.

1235
01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,508
l do that,
like, every day.

1236
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,180
How could l do that?

1237
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:53,101
You know, it seems like
your subconscious is all,
like, talking shit.

1238
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:54,978
Like, "Fuck you, man."
You know?

1239
01:02:56,981 --> 01:03:00,025
Yeah, l just...
l'm a criminal now.

1240
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:02,152
l mean, that was
a criminal act.

1241
01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:05,405
lt's kind of like,
you can't keep
your emotions

1242
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:09,117
in these little cages
like little animals,
you know,

1243
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:12,454
like coyotes
and armadillos
and shit.

1244
01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:15,290
lt's like,
they just want to break free.
Right, Uncle Ken?

1245
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:16,917
Yeah. Pass me
that Q, Bree.

1246
01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,088
Whoa.

1247
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:23,548
ls that...

1248
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,010
You...
Wait, you can't...

1249
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:29,471
l don't know,
is that safe?

1250
01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:33,600
This would be marijuana,
l take it?

1251
01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,060
(LAUGHlNG)

1252
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:38,271
lt'll make you
feel better.

1253
01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:40,190
Suck the glass dick, dude.

1254
01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:41,316
lt's not...

1255
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,568
Suck that
fucking dick, man.

1256
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,406
(EXCLAlMS)

1257
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:57,749
Oh, jeez.

1258
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,501
(SHOUTlNG)

1259
01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:01,628
Yeah !
Yeah !

1260
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,172
Butterscotch lit up.

1261
01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:07,300
(BREE SHRlEKS)

1262
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,938
TIM: lt's so pretty
out here.

1263
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,609
Hey, you're getting fat.
Fuck your mom.

1264
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,528
What?
Fuck wad.

1265
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,572
Everyone's cool.
l promise, man.

1266
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:34,578
(LAUGHS) Hey,
nice suit, faggot.

1267
01:04:34,787 --> 01:04:35,745
Leave him alone, Gary.

1268
01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:36,872
Fuck you, whore.

1269
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,166
Hey, that's not
very cool.

1270
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,877
Yes, it was.
lt was pretty cool.

1271
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,712
Suck the shit out
of my cock, Gary.

1272
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,130
Okay,
let's schedule that.

1273
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:48,133
There we go.
Magic's happening.
Okay.

1274
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,093
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)

1275
01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:53,221
Oh, my God.

1276
01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:04,774
Danny?
Danny isn't here,
Mrs. Torrance.

1277
01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:09,279
Danny's gone away.
But, here's Johnny.

1278
01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:10,822
(CROWD LAUGH)

1279
01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:12,657
And a shining
good evening...
Where is Timbo?

1280
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,494
This is weird.
l wanna know what happened
at that one-on-one today.

1281
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,205
Since when did you care
about stuff like that,
Ziegler?

1282
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:21,041
Let's just say
l'm worried.
All right?

1283
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,667
Yeah, l'm a little
worried myself.

1284
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:24,753
He was really
pissed at me
this morning.

1285
01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:26,254
Oh, l know. Believe me.

1286
01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:30,008
We talk about everything.
He's practically my
best friend at this point.

1287
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:31,676
You just met him
two days ago.

1288
01:05:31,802 --> 01:05:33,261
You know what,
blow me, Ronald.

1289
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,138
lt's not my problem
if you're too
goddamn afraid

1290
01:05:35,222 --> 01:05:36,806
to tell another man
that you love him.

1291
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:38,391
What is his
cell phone number?

1292
01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:39,935
l don't know.
l don't have it.

1293
01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:41,061
l've got it.

1294
01:05:42,813 --> 01:05:44,439
Here, no, no, no.
l'll talk to him.
l'll talk to him.

1295
01:05:44,523 --> 01:05:45,857
He's not gonna
recognize your voice.

1296
01:05:46,859 --> 01:05:48,652
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

1297
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:52,906
Hello?

1298
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,116
Timbo,
you're missing the show.

1299
01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:56,201
Deanzie!

1300
01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:59,871
l miss you.
l miss your smile.

1301
01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:02,332
Yeah, yeah,
l miss your smile, too.
What are you doing?

1302
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,209
l'm high on drugs.

1303
01:06:04,585 --> 01:06:07,462
I'm a 1 1 0% bIotto.

1304
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:09,881
Where are you, buddy?
l'll come meet you
right now.

1305
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,591
You wanna party,
Deanzie?

1306
01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:12,717
Yeah, you know me.

1307
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:13,802
Good.

1308
01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:14,886
Bree, Deanzie
wants to party.

1309
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:15,971
BREE: Yeah!

1310
01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,055
How does he get here?

1311
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:20,642
l used to worship
these guys.

1312
01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:22,811
l thought
they were like,
terrific

1313
01:06:22,895 --> 01:06:24,312
and important
and like...

1314
01:06:24,438 --> 01:06:25,730
(SNlFFS)

1315
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:30,318
And like, they were
good to other people
and they did the right thing

1316
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:33,822
and they were special
like the Founding Fathers
of America.

1317
01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:35,115
Like Thomas Jefferson.

1318
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,866
Yes! NTS.

1319
01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:38,910
Bree, not too shabby.

1320
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:40,495
Ron...
What?

1321
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:42,330
ls there something
wrong with your van?

1322
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,082
No, there's nothing
wrong with the van.

1323
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,917
Why is it
going so slow?

1324
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:47,711
RONALD: l don't
wanna mess around
and get a ticket.

1325
01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:48,920
ZlEGLER: Ron,
the car's gonna stall

1326
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,171
if you go any
slower than this.

1327
01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:52,382
JOAN: Look, there's a turtle,
that's going faster than us.

1328
01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:53,508
Where?
ZlEGLER:
She's kidding, Ron.

1329
01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:54,592
JOAN: There he is.

1330
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,053
You're smart.
You are.

1331
01:06:57,138 --> 01:07:01,599
And you're pretty,
and you're sweet,
and you're insightful.

1332
01:07:02,059 --> 01:07:03,518
You're insightful.
Like a guidance counselor.

1333
01:07:03,602 --> 01:07:04,644
(LAUGHlNG)

1334
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,814
And your smile,
just then,
when you do that.

1335
01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:11,609
Don't do that
'cause it makes me,
like, happy. Too happy.

1336
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:16,614
And you don't have to do
those things that you do
with, like, strangers.

1337
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,117
You're good,
and you don't need
to do that.

1338
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,036
You're so sweet, Tim.

1339
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,955
But, you know,
we're all just
selling something.

1340
01:07:24,665 --> 01:07:27,876
A fuck, dope,
insurance.

1341
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,545
What about that guy
you had to bribe for
that award or whatever?

1342
01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:33,006
lt's like we're all
just selling something.

1343
01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:36,760
l know,
and it's a major bummer.
You just bummed me out.

1344
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:39,679
What you said
just bummed me out.

1345
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:43,058
l'm so bummed out
right now.

1346
01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:44,601
(LAUGHlNG)

1347
01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:51,566
l'm so bummed out.

1348
01:07:58,991 --> 01:08:01,367
Oh, man.
This place is bad news.

1349
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,454
All right, look.
You guys go in
the front door,

1350
01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:05,914
l'm gonna go
around back.

1351
01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:06,998
Sounds good, Rambo.

1352
01:08:07,374 --> 01:08:09,834
Do you know what
an RlP license app is?

1353
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,753
You don't, do you?
You don't even know.

1354
01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:14,756
You're probably uninsured.
You have it all figured out.

1355
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,549
l bet you don't even
have a toothbrush.

1356
01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:17,592
Come on, Tim, don't.

1357
01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:18,843
What?

1358
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:19,928
Hey!

1359
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,519
We don't want any trouble.
We're just here
to get our friend.

1360
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:29,813
l got a fucking
toothbrush.

1361
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:32,065
(CROWD EXCLAlMlNG)

1362
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:33,525
BREE: That's enough.

1363
01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:35,110
Gary, he's cool.
l said he's cool.

1364
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,528
TIM: Don't do that
to Bree.

1365
01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,279
Don't push !
Don't push Bree.

1366
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,616
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Can we help you?

1367
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:45,370
Yeah, maybe you can.
l'm looking for
a friend of mine.

1368
01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:48,790
He's a skinny guy,
wearing a suit and tie.
Have you seen him?

1369
01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,083
(LAUGHlNG)

1370
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,251
Eat me, cop.

1371
01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:53,294
l'm not a cop,
Joan Jett.

1372
01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:55,505
So, clean out your ears
and tell me...
You know what, man,

1373
01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,465
what's your fucking
problem? Really?
l don't have a problem.

1374
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,675
Look, l'm just
asking a question.

1375
01:08:58,759 --> 01:08:59,801
You want
a little piece
of this?

1376
01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:00,885
No, l don't... Ow!

1377
01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:03,596
No, stop!
Okay, that's enough.

1378
01:09:03,722 --> 01:09:04,722
Hey, stop!

1379
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,017
MAN 1 : Here, grab my hand.
MAN 2: Grab his hand !

1380
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,061
MAN 1 : Grab my hand.
l'm trying to help you up.
Grab my hand.

1381
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,229
MAN 2:
Let him help you.

1382
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,313
What are we gonna do?

1383
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:14,649
(MEN EXCLAlMlNG)

1384
01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:15,775
Come on.

1385
01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:17,527
Come on?

1386
01:09:17,611 --> 01:09:19,654
Hey. Hey, Hey!

1387
01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:23,575
MAN 3:
Who's this motherfucker?

1388
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:27,620
l may look like
some suit wearing
businessman to y'all,

1389
01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:30,248
truth is,
l'm straight up gangster.

1390
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:35,628
And l always keep
one in the chamber
in case you pondering.

1391
01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:38,631
So, l suggest
for the time being,

1392
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,800
you let my nigger be,
motherfucker.

1393
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:48,850
Come on. Get up.

1394
01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:55,607
lndeed.

1395
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:03,907
Timbo!

1396
01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:15,543
What about Ziegler?

1397
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,545
Ziegler will be coming.
Just start the car.

1398
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,215
Bye, butterscotch.

1399
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:21,925
See you tomorrow.

1400
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,593
Butterscotch,
come back. Come on.

1401
01:10:23,677 --> 01:10:24,886
Just go back inside.

1402
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:26,763
Here, here, here.
Take a beer for the road.

1403
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,809
There he is,
there he is. Stop.

1404
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,603
Don't stop.
Don't stop.

1405
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:34,896
l'll catch up.

1406
01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,856
JOAN: Just go slowly.
GlRL: Where you going?

1407
01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:39,400
l thought you were gonna
kick the shit out of us?

1408
01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:40,485
No, no.

1409
01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,738
Come on, faggot.
We're just getting
to know you, bro.

1410
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:45,490
Hey, wait,
wait up for me, wait.

1411
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,533
Bree, what are you doing?
Bree, get back here.

1412
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,244
Who are you?
l'm friends
with that dude.

1413
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:50,662
You're friends
with Timbo?
Yeah. Fuck, yeah !

1414
01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,163
l'm his best friend.
Get in there.

1415
01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,666
Move. Hit it, Ronimal.

1416
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,253
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

1417
01:10:58,462 --> 01:10:59,796
My God, you guys.

1418
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:01,172
You know her?
Yeah.

1419
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,298
Yeah, you know me.
She's my friend.

1420
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:04,217
Yes, l've been...
'Cause she's like,
"He's my friend."

1421
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:05,426
l was like,
"Yeah, he's my friend.

1422
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,970
"Get in the van."
What are we doing here?

1423
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,596
Timbo, what the hell
happened back there?

1424
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:10,765
l don't know.
l was on the floor
getting kicked,

1425
01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:12,725
and then l looked up
and Ronald was like,

1426
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:15,144
talking like
a ghetto person.
He was.

1427
01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,855
l don't like to brag,
but l do a pretty
convincing Omar

1428
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:20,233
from the HBO program
The Wire.

1429
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:23,611
"At least those
crackers back yonder
seemed to buy it."

1430
01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,822
l love it. Crackers.

1431
01:11:26,198 --> 01:11:28,533
That's exactly like
they say it, Ronimal.

1432
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,785
Put them up.
That's incredible.

1433
01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:33,204
Watch this guy,
he's got tricks.
l'm telling you.

1434
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,748
Good night.
Good night.

1435
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:37,375
Bree!
No, Tim.

1436
01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:40,420
Why don't you
come back with me?

1437
01:11:40,504 --> 01:11:41,671
Oh, no,
that's not gonna happen.

1438
01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:43,047
BREE: Thanks for
being so cool.

1439
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:46,217
l love you.

1440
01:11:47,219 --> 01:11:48,261
Jesus.

1441
01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:50,805
l love you, too.

1442
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,600
(CRYlNG)
l love you so much.

1443
01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:56,686
(BOTH MOANlNG)

1444
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,904
You could fuck me
in the ass if you want.

1445
01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:09,240
Oh, no. Okay.

1446
01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:11,117
Maybe another
time, Timbo.

1447
01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:12,618
l have heard
about that.

1448
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,870
Good night.
l wanna do that.

1449
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,996
Bye-bye.
Wait.

1450
01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:16,372
Night-night, Tim.
Bree.

1451
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,125
This is
a great place you got.
We gotta hit the road.

1452
01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:27,759
TIM: Her eyes are
like round oceans.
ZlEGLER: Yeah.

1453
01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:28,843
TIM: And her freckles.

1454
01:12:28,927 --> 01:12:32,221
But she's a prostitute
and l sold my soul
a little.

1455
01:12:32,306 --> 01:12:34,015
ZlEGLER:
All right, Timbo.
Just keep it down.

1456
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,309
Bree sells her body,

1457
01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,354
but l sold my soul.

1458
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,564
Okay.
Why don't you guys
get some sleep.

1459
01:12:41,648 --> 01:12:44,525
l'll stay up with him
and make sure he doesn't
chew his arm off.

1460
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,949
Listen,
whatever you did, buddy,
you had to do,

1461
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,993
and l ain't saying squat.

1462
01:12:57,998 --> 01:12:59,248
l sold my soul, Dean.

1463
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:00,708
l know, l know.

1464
01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,087
Okay, lie down.

1465
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,263
(SlNGlNG) You promised to
bring me a pocket of posies

1466
01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:22,480
You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies

1467
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:25,650
Johnny's so Iong
at the fair

1468
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:30,738
Oh, dear!
What can the matter be?

1469
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,156
(PHONE RlNGlNG)

1470
01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:34,951
Oh, dear!
What can the matter be?

1471
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,287
Johnny's so Iong
at the fair

1472
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:43,584
Joan, l'm sorry
l called you a prostitute.
You're not a prostitute. l am.

1473
01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,795
You're just
a really nice lady.

1474
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,131
(SHUSHlNG) lt's okay.

1475
01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:52,385
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

1476
01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:00,560
Bill?
Hey, Ron.

1477
01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:02,895
Bill? What are
you doing here?

1478
01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:04,063
Hey, Tim.

1479
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:05,106
Joan.

1480
01:14:05,190 --> 01:14:06,482
The Kroger. l love it.

1481
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,526
Ziegler, Jesus.
What the hell is this?

1482
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:10,778
Some kind of
goddamn pajama party
or something?

1483
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,321
No, it's a circle
jerk, Bill.

1484
01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,323
Drop your pants
and grab some lube.

1485
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,452
Oh, that's nice.
No, l'm here to give some
good news to someone.

1486
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:19,871
Orin called me.
He tipped me off,

1487
01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:21,414
l don't know
how the hell
you did it,

1488
01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:23,624
but we won.

1489
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,418
And, well,
it's the darndest thing,

1490
01:14:25,669 --> 01:14:27,503
it seems like winning
four awards in a row

1491
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:30,047
has made us look
pretty attractive
to certain folks.

1492
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:32,467
Mike Pyle is buying
BrownStar.

1493
01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:33,593
You're selling?

1494
01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,553
That's why
l drove down here.

1495
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,305
Gonna sign the contracts
in the morning.

1496
01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,891
Boy, it's a super
deal, too. Super.

1497
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,727
Only snag is,
and you gotta know,

1498
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:45,021
l fought like
a goddamn wild cat
on this.

1499
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:48,858
Pyle is shutting down
the Brown Valley office.

1500
01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:53,529
What?

1501
01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:58,159
No, don't worry about it.
l got Pyle to fold you
in to the Milwaukee office.

1502
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:00,912
Bill...

1503
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,079
No, stop it.
Do not thank me.

1504
01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:06,417
Do not thank me.
You earned it. You earned it.
lt was all you.

1505
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:09,337
Tell you what,
why don't you get some sleep
and we'll talk in the a.m.

1506
01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,464
Does that sound good to you?
That's what we'll do.

1507
01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:12,882
All right. Ron.

1508
01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:27,980
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

1509
01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:29,774
(RlNGlNG)

1510
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,365
Hello?

1511
01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:39,951
Hey, Kurt Gambsky,
it's Tim Lippe.

1512
01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:41,744
Hey. lt's Tim Lippe.

1513
01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:45,081
l am awful sorry to
bother you at this hour,

1514
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:49,377
but, Kurt, l have to
ask you something.

1515
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,798
RONALD: l'm sorry
to call you so Iate.

1516
01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:55,466
l'm calling on behalf
of Tim Lippe.

1517
01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:57,635
Oh, Tim Lippe, yes.
Go ahead.

1518
01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,303
I'm not selling anything,

1519
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,847
l just wanna explain
something to you
for two minutes.

1520
01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:02,932
Do you have
two minutes?

1521
01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:04,016
Of course.

1522
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,936
Well, he certainIy
vaIues you as a customer
and I was just wondering,

1523
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,271
if he needed to
reach out to you,

1524
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,689
would you be willing
to help him out?

1525
01:16:09,773 --> 01:16:11,148
You bet. Tim rocks.

1526
01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:20,324
Here we go.

1527
01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:25,830
It is my priviIege
to announce
the Two Diamond winner,

1528
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,958
our friends from
BrownStar Insurance,

1529
01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:31,002
Bill Krogstad,
I see you there.
Come on, come on.

1530
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:34,547
Front row,
he's in the front row.
Let's hear it for him.

1531
01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:37,675
Oh, man, this is great.
Thanks, Orin.

1532
01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:39,218
This is so great.

1533
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:42,179
I think this is kind of
a bittersweet honor, folks,

1534
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:46,267
because,
after 25-pIus years,

1535
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:47,852
I'm gonna be
selling BrownStar.

1536
01:16:48,103 --> 01:16:50,688
Yeah, to this son
of a gun right here,
Mike PyIe.

1537
01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:52,106
Let's hear it for him.
Come on up here, Mike.

1538
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,616
Bill and I wanted to
take this opportunity

1539
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:04,076
to finally put
pen to paper
on our deaI.

1540
01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:05,786
Guys,
hold on a minute.

1541
01:17:07,497 --> 01:17:08,497
Tim Lippe, everyone.

1542
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,043
Hi, everyone.

1543
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:16,881
As you just heard,
Mike PyIe wants
to buy BrownStar,

1544
01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:20,009
but onIy
if it's a Two Diamond
rated agency.

1545
01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:23,554
And for good reason,
because the Two Diamond Award

1546
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:27,600

is synonymous
with modesty, integrity
and hard work.

1547
01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:32,188
Which is why
it might surprise you
to find out

1548
01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:35,566
what I actually did
to win this award.

1549
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:41,197
I went into
my one-on-one session
with Orin

1550
01:17:41,948 --> 01:17:43,699
in the Tiffany Suite,

1551
01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:47,995
and we engaged
in a fiIthy act

1552
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,040
of which I am
totally ashamed.

1553
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:56,837
I let Orin inside of me,

1554
01:17:57,214 --> 01:18:01,217
where he tainted
the most sacred
and speciaI part of me.

1555
01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:03,886
(PEOPLE MURMURlNG)

1556
01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:07,556
Of course,
I'm taIking about
my integrity,

1557
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,100
(ALL SlGH lN RELlEF)

1558
01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:10,851
which I thought
was priceIess,

1559
01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:14,105
but turns out
it's onIy worth $1 ,500

1560
01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:16,691
because that's
what I paid Orin
to get this award.

1561
01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:19,318
(LAUGHS)
Tim, l think there's
some mistake here.

1562
01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:20,444
No mistake.

1563
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:23,155
No, l think
l have receipts
for the back dues.

1564
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,949
You can't hide
from the truth, Orin.

1565
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,036
When I got to
Cedar Rapids,

1566
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:31,163
I was scared
and I trusted
the wrong peopIe.

1567
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,374
I thought,
because I was from
a small town,

1568
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:34,959
I couIdn't think
for myseIf.

1569
01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,877
Boy, was that a mistake.

1570
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,673
ASMI deserves an award
that actually stands
for something,

1571
01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,843
and I just hope
that by the time
I come back next year,

1572
01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:46,637
maybe I will have
shown you that

1573
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:49,682
I really understand
what that means again.

1574
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:54,854
I'm really sorry.

1575
01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:05,906
Hey, Bill, the award
was part of the deal.
l know that.

1576
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,325
This is a problem.
We got a real mess here.

1577
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,744
BlLL:
Nothing l can't change.

1578
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,246
You don't have the award.
A deal is a deal.

1579
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:13,539
lt's right there.
You just saw him
give it to me.

1580
01:19:13,623 --> 01:19:15,166
What are you
talking about?
This is a no go.

1581
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:16,959
This is a no go.

1582
01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:18,961
l'm proud of you, Tim.

1583
01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:20,045
That was
the right thing to do.

1584
01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,339
Lippe,
you freaking
goofy bastard.

1585
01:19:22,632 --> 01:19:24,925
After all l did for you,
how dare you?

1586
01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:27,094
You fucked up
a great deal.

1587
01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,513
No, that
wasn't a good deal.
lt was a dirty deal.

1588
01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,850
You lied.
Sold us down the river.

1589
01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:34,894
And you know what?
l've had enough of it.

1590
01:19:35,645 --> 01:19:38,063
l called a bunch of
my clients last night.
They all said the same thing.

1591
01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:40,775
They said they trust me,
and they want to
stick by me,

1592
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,276
and l wanna
stick by them.

1593
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:45,529
l'm gonna try to
make a go of this
on my own in Brown Valley.

1594
01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:47,156
You listen to me, kid.

1595
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,909
This is my company
and l'm selling it.

1596
01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:53,537
All right, well,
you'll have to do it
without my clients.

1597
01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:56,373
l've already got 1 7 of them
committed to me in writing.

1598
01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:59,210
(LAUGHS)
Oh, yeah? Really?
We'll see about that.

1599
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:02,379
lt's squeaky clean, Bill.
l've got the faxes right here.

1600
01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:08,886
Son of a bitch !

1601
01:20:16,269 --> 01:20:17,311
You did it.

1602
01:20:17,395 --> 01:20:18,395
That's fighting
the tiger.

1603
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:20,397
Wow.
Right there.

1604
01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:23,025
Let's get this guy
a cream sherry,
tout de suite.

1605
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:24,318
Way to stand them down.

1606
01:20:24,402 --> 01:20:25,486
TIM: l feel like
l'm gonna throw up.

1607
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:26,695
ZlEGLER:
That was awesome.

1608
01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:31,575
Here you are,
Mr. Lippe.

1609
01:20:32,285 --> 01:20:33,369
Thank you.

1610
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:34,578
Knock, knock.

1611
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:36,914
Who's there?

1612
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,708
l don't know.
l'm too doggone tired
to answer the door.

1613
01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:40,918
(LAUGHlNG)

1614
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:44,171
l love it.
Classic Ronimal.
Almost not a joke.

1615
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,550
l'll tell you what, guys.

1616
01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:50,678
My cousin Bob,
who is loaded
by the way,

1617
01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:53,681
has a cottage in
Lake of the Woods
in Canada.

1618
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:58,185
This summer,
the three of us.
What do you say?

1619
01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,521
More time in
a tightly enclosed space
with Ziegler.

1620
01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:01,605
Sign me up.

1621
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:03,983
l think it sounds
like an awesome idea.

1622
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,652
Actually, the Ronimal
could use a vacation.

1623
01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:08,612
Done and done.

1624
01:21:09,155 --> 01:21:10,281
Give me some sugar.

1625
01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:12,032
Oh !

1626
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,285
Come on, Timbo.
l love you, pal.

1627
01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:21,876
There she is.
The belle of the ball.

1628
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:24,920
Until the next ASMl,
my dear.

1629
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:26,922
Bye, Deanzie.

1630
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,173
Stay foxy.

1631
01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:30,134
Call you tomorrow,
Timbo.

1632
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:32,970
Bye, Ron.
Bye-bye.

1633
01:21:34,639 --> 01:21:35,931
See you, Ronimal.
Bye.

1634
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:41,854
So, you keep in touch.

1635
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:43,898
E-mail,
all that good stuff.

1636
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,317
Yeah, l will.
Of course.

1637
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:55,868
Thanks, lnsurance Man.

1638
01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:57,953
For what?

1639
01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:01,040
For a good time.

1640
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:33,697
Oh, hey, you.

1641
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:35,741
Jeez, what happened?

1642
01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:37,576
Well, let's see.

1643
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:44,333
l got beat up,
and l got completely blotto
on drugs and alcohol,

1644
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:46,835
and l befriended
a prostitute.

1645
01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,463
lt was awesome.

1646
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:53,133
Well, l guess
someone deserves two bags
of honey roasted peanuts.

1647
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:54,969
Wow, thanks, Sherri.

1648
01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:56,929
You bet.
See you next time.

1649
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:00,557
Two bags.

1650
01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:04,812
Awesome.

1651
01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:19,410
Why did the psychoanalyst
prescribe anxiety drugs
to the anxious doctor?

1652
01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:21,996
l don't know.

1653
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:23,831
Because he had
no patience.

1654
01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:25,124
(LAUGHlNG)

1655
01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,792
Okay. Ouch !
Okay.

1656
01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,335
That was painful.

1657
01:23:28,461 --> 01:23:29,753
Okay, what's
brown and sticky?

1658
01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:32,089
l don't know.
What?

1659
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:33,590
A stick.

1660
01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:39,430
What do you call
an anorexic with
a yeast infection?

1661
01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:42,266
A quarter-pounder
with cheese.

1662
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,143
Oh, man.
That's gross.

1663
01:23:44,227 --> 01:23:45,436
That's terrible, man.

1664
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,271
Yes, you can.

1665
01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,148
No, you can't.
l've heard...

1666
01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:51,191
No, it's not
a wives tale.
You can.

1667
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,651
No, you can't
really do that.

1668
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:55,070
The flame would go up
into your bottom and...

1669
01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:56,280
No, no, listen.

1670
01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:57,656
...blow you up
or something.
You know what?

1671
01:23:57,782 --> 01:24:00,993
l got one in
the chamber right now.
l got one right now.

1672
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,788
(SCREAMS)
Oh, my gosh.

1673
01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:06,457
(EXCLAlMlNG)

1674
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,625
ZlEGLER: lt went back up
there a little bit.

1675
01:24:16,634 --> 01:24:18,135
Hi, l'm Dean Ziegler.

1676
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,512
Hi, l'm Ronald Wilkes.

1677
01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:22,556
And l'm Tim Lippe.

1678
01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:24,767
There are a lot of
risks out there today.

1679
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:26,977
Which is why
you need insurance
from the best.

1680
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,229
lf you live
in Wisconsin
or Minnesota,

1681
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,441
Top Notch Mutual
has your insurance
needs covered.

1682
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:34,985
Because,
no matter what happens...

1683
01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:37,696
(SCREAMS)

1684
01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:40,157
We got you.
We got you.

1685
01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:43,368
(SCREAMS)

1686
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,287
We got you.
We got you.

1687
01:24:45,663 --> 01:24:46,914
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

1688
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,919
Don't worry, little girl.

1689
01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:53,420
We got you.
We got you.

1690
01:24:54,005 --> 01:24:55,506
Remember,
call anytime...

1691
01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:57,549
Day or night.
Because no matter what...

1692
01:25:00,011 --> 01:25:01,178
(SCREAMS)

1693
01:25:01,971 --> 01:25:04,348
We got you.
We got you.

1694
01:25:05,975 --> 01:25:06,975
(BREAK MY STRIDE PLAYING)

1695
01:25:11,022 --> 01:25:14,817
Last night I had
the strangest dream

1696
01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:19,113
I saiIed away to China
In a IittIe row boat
to find ya

1697
01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:23,367
And you said you had to get
your Iaundry cIeaned

1698
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:25,452
Didn't want
no one to hoId you

1699
01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,913
What does that mean?
And you said...

1700
01:25:27,997 --> 01:25:30,124
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1701
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:33,919
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1702
01:25:34,003 --> 01:25:36,588
I've got to keep on movin'

1703
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,799
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1704
01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:42,636
I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no

1705
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:45,347
I've got to keep on movin'

1706
01:25:45,431 --> 01:25:49,726
You're on the road
and now you pray it Iasts

1707
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:54,064
The road behind was rocky,
but now you're feeIin' cocky

1708
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:58,193
You Iook at me
and you see your past

1709
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:02,030
Is that the reason
why you're runnin' so fast

1710
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:05,200
Never Iet
another girI Iike you

1711
01:26:05,285 --> 01:26:07,161
Work me over

1712
01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,538
Never Iet
another girI Iike you

1713
01:26:09,622 --> 01:26:11,498
Drag me under

1714
01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,876
If I meet
another girI Iike you

1715
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:15,836
I will tell her

1716
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,713
Never want
another girI Iike you

1717
01:26:17,797 --> 01:26:20,215
Have to say, oh

1718
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,342
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1719
01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:26,180
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1720
01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,891
I've got to keep on movin'

1721
01:26:28,975 --> 01:26:31,101
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1722
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,855
I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no

1723
01:26:34,939 --> 01:26:37,608
I've got to keep on movin'

1724
01:26:37,942 --> 01:26:39,818
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1725
01:26:39,903 --> 01:26:43,614
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1726
01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:46,325
I've got to keep on movin'

1727
01:26:46,409 --> 01:26:48,535
Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1728
01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:52,164
I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no

1729
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,900
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