1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,002 - Name: A Long Way Down (2014) - IMDB #0458413 - fps = 23.976 - Length = 1:35:53 - First line = 40,415 Last line = 1:30:41,092 - Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker) - Posted FIRST to Subscene July 22, 2014 - Versions: - A Long Way Down 2014 HDRIP x264 AC3 TiTAN - A.Long.Way.Down.2014.HDRip.XviD-WHOCARES 2 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:45,286 Anyway, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill myself. 3 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:52,123 That's the trouble with suicides, I've learned, you can't cut the long story short. 4 00:00:52,158 --> 00:00:55,565 Because it's the long story that people are interested in. 5 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,706 Especially if you're me, 6 00:00:57,741 --> 00:01:02,280 which, regrettably, I was, and still am to this day. 7 00:01:02,315 --> 00:01:05,710 So, forgive me if you already knew this but 8 00:01:05,744 --> 00:01:09,477 I'm Martin Sharp, the man who had everything. 9 00:01:09,512 --> 00:01:12,094 One wife, two children, three dogs, 10 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,400 at least four People's Choice Awards, and five mornings a week 11 00:01:15,468 --> 00:01:18,285 of the most successful breakfast show in Britain. 12 00:01:19,936 --> 00:01:22,267 They were even for offering me Mondays off. 13 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:24,919 So far, so good. 14 00:01:25,164 --> 00:01:29,332 I had reached middle age unscathed with money in the bank. 15 00:01:30,769 --> 00:01:35,929 Until I met Susie Jenkins at a launch for a new men's moisturizer. 16 00:01:37,019 --> 00:01:42,884 All I can say in my defense, Your Honor, is that she looked 25 to me... but she wasn't. 17 00:01:44,427 --> 00:01:53,312 Queue, in chronological order: tabloid frenzy, a short prison sentence, divorce, disgrace, demolition. 18 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,457 Door closing. 19 00:01:56,525 --> 00:02:01,359 New Year's Eve is supposed to be a pause for breath, a punctuation mark. 20 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:05,403 Well, I had come to a full stop... really. 21 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:09,360 Why wouldn't I want to throw myself off the top of a tall building? 22 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:53,321 Excuse me. 23 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:55,342 Excuse me. 24 00:03:58,377 --> 00:03:59,509 Hi... 25 00:04:00,549 --> 00:04:05,889 I'm not entirely sure how to phrase this, but, are you going to be long? 26 00:04:06,611 --> 00:04:07,612 What? 27 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,708 I wasn't sure whether to wait my turn, or... 28 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:14,316 I haven't considered the wire. I'd really like to borrow your ladder? 29 00:04:14,851 --> 00:04:17,639 Maybe I should just wait. I'll wait. 30 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,221 - You just going to stand there and watch? - No, no, of course. 31 00:04:20,321 --> 00:04:24,900 - You'll be wanting to do it on your own, I imagine. - You imagine right. 32 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,683 - I can go there. - Right. 33 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:35,538 I'll give you a shout on the way down. 34 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:37,266 All right. 35 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:48,851 Ah, be geez! 36 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,098 I can't... Maybe you should go first? 37 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:08,589 I want to be on my own... completely. 38 00:05:08,624 --> 00:05:14,071 Understood... twenty minutes... then I want my spot back. 39 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,460 - Right. - Okay. 40 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:25,703 - What... - Oh! 41 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,690 Maureen. 42 00:05:43,378 --> 00:05:44,730 Martin. 43 00:05:46,268 --> 00:05:50,984 Are you from... oh... I... I recognize your face. 44 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:54,574 - Oh, do you? - Were you married to somebody in a pop group? 45 00:05:54,951 --> 00:05:55,954 No. 46 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,457 - Were you on TV? - Maureen... 47 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,297 perhaps this is not the best time to talk about this. 48 00:06:11,618 --> 00:06:14,460 - Out of my way, Fuckers! - No, stop, stop, stay calm! 49 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,703 - Maureen, get help! - Who the fuck are you? 50 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,868 - What do you want me to do? - Sit on her! 51 00:06:19,903 --> 00:06:22,754 You were getting a thrill out of it, weren't you, you pervert!? 52 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:25,635 - Oh, my God! - What? 53 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:29,094 - You're Martin Sharp! - You are a pervert, officially. 54 00:06:29,128 --> 00:06:31,796 That's it! Rise and Shine with Martin and Penny! 55 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:34,535 Let me... 56 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:36,977 What? 57 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:47,320 Hi. 58 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:54,211 You guys order a pizza? 59 00:06:57,059 --> 00:06:59,272 Well, should we do introductions? 60 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,595 I'm Jess. 61 00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:05,443 Everyone calls me Jess. 62 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,203 I... I... I'm Maur... Maureen. 63 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:12,098 - I'm J.J. - I'm... 64 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,874 - Martin Sharp. - Yes. 65 00:07:13,909 --> 00:07:16,633 It's very exciting to have a celebrity in our suicidal midst. 66 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,588 This is wrong. 67 00:07:18,824 --> 00:07:21,695 All right, well, we could just do a one, two, three, jump! 68 00:07:32,104 --> 00:07:35,472 I wouldn't've minded if it had been the proverbial cry for help, 69 00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:39,272 but, believe me, you don't cart a ladder up 15 flights of stairs 70 00:07:39,285 --> 00:07:42,822 on a freezing cold New Year's Eve unless you're serious. 71 00:07:43,258 --> 00:07:44,532 Nice to meet you. 72 00:07:46,073 --> 00:07:49,737 It was just another debacle, another cock-up. 73 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:56,418 I'd've believed if you'd told me half an hour before that I'd end up on my car... but not in it! 74 00:08:04,099 --> 00:08:07,000 And I absolutely knew, with every fiber of my being, 75 00:08:07,035 --> 00:08:10,400 that I wouldn't be seeing any of those freaks and misfits again. 76 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:15,153 I didn't know what they were doing up there and I didn't want to find out, thank you very much. 77 00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:18,077 I've no interest, whatsoever. 78 00:08:22,821 --> 00:08:23,835 Oh, fuck. 79 00:08:24,685 --> 00:08:27,081 Do I regret stopping to pick her up? 80 00:08:27,116 --> 00:08:29,914 Well, that really is a long story. 81 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:35,267 Want a lift? 82 00:08:35,502 --> 00:08:40,177 No, no, the bus'll be along in... in 15 minutes. 83 00:08:40,181 --> 00:08:41,903 Get in the car, Maureen. 84 00:08:54,694 --> 00:08:56,997 I did like your television show. 85 00:09:28,394 --> 00:09:29,594 What are you doing? 86 00:09:29,629 --> 00:09:32,018 Ah, it's a bit 'early for a reunion, isn't it? 87 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:33,879 Get in the car, we're taking you home. 88 00:09:45,371 --> 00:09:47,301 So, this is... 89 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,301 jolly. 90 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,624 Okay... one word answers. 91 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:57,918 Everyone has one word to explain why they were up on the roof in the first place. 92 00:09:57,953 --> 00:10:03,135 For example, Martin might say... "Notoriety". 93 00:10:04,023 --> 00:10:06,894 - Maureen might say "Loneliness". - I'm not lonely. 94 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,943 - Tell that to your cats. - I don't have cats. 95 00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:14,313 I was up there because I felt... helpless. 96 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,403 "Helpless", that's a very good adjective. 97 00:10:16,438 --> 00:10:19,504 Are we not fitting into your preordained boxes, Jess? 98 00:10:19,739 --> 00:10:24,379 Actually, you fill your one marvelously, Martin. Was prison fun? 99 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,836 You really believe you have an answer for everything, don't you? 100 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:33,045 I really believe that you are a miserable bastard, yes. 101 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:33,050 These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me. 102 00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:38,197 Actually, right now, a "Miserable bastard" is exactly what I am, have I not been hiding it well? 103 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,825 - Pizza Boy? - J.J. 104 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,230 Why might Pizza Boy want to die? 105 00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:46,013 What would be your reason, Jess? 106 00:10:46,048 --> 00:10:49,000 My reason would be: "Love". 107 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,318 Chaz, Chaz the Dickhead, he spurned me. 108 00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:54,283 I'm a spurned woman. 109 00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:56,167 Cancer. 110 00:10:57,915 --> 00:11:00,914 I was up there because I have cancer. 111 00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:05,517 - I have an inoperable cancer. - We have a winner! 112 00:11:05,656 --> 00:11:10,696 It's fucking brilliant. Very impressed. Is it... is it embarrassing cancer? 113 00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:14,150 Brain... C.C.R. 114 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,747 - I'm sorry, J.J. - Yeah. 115 00:11:16,982 --> 00:11:18,816 A colon would've been better. 116 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,549 Oh! We're here. 117 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:31,355 - Here? You live here? - No. 118 00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:35,674 But Chaz is likely to be here and I've got a couple of things I want to say to him. 119 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:40,975 Good luck with your next attempt, see you in the afterlife. 120 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:42,833 Get out, good night. 121 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:03,866 - Unhappy little thing, isn't she? - I should have known. 122 00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:08,957 The most popular place in London for suicides are the most popular night for suicides. 123 00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:13,576 - I should have known I wouldn't be alone. - I dunno why she thought I had cats? 124 00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:17,150 She certainly swears too much, but... 125 00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:24,197 - Go on, Maureen, just say it. - I just... 126 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,269 Should you be alone? 127 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:45,376 All right. 128 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:51,270 - You... you go that way, I'll go... - No, no, no, I can't do this, I can't do this. 129 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:56,735 Hey, what else are we gonna do? And Maureen, you take... you take the bathrooms. 130 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,666 The bathrooms, bathrooms! Okay go! 131 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:09,251 I'm looking for a girl called Jess... Jess? 132 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:20,596 I'm looking... I'm looking for a girl called Jess... Jess. 133 00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:47,573 Hi, I'm looking for a... 134 00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,178 Hi. 135 00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:51,545 - I'm looking for... - Hi. 136 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:56,107 I am looking for a girl... Jess. 137 00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:09,129 Good... great... perfect. 138 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:32,000 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!! 139 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,323 Happy New Year!!! 140 00:15:03,828 --> 00:15:05,320 Hi. 141 00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:14,465 - You're hiding, too, are you? - Yeah, I've... I've taken some pills, we're all good. 142 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:18,758 - What are you hiding from? - Well, you know... humans, 143 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:22,473 - humanity, life. You? - There's a nutter who's trying to kill me. 144 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:26,937 Your reason's better than mine then. And where is this... nutter. 145 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,815 - She's everywhere. - Oh, godlike is she? 146 00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:34,894 I was just hoping it was in the bad pill, and... 147 00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:39,116 Well, she... she's not supposed to be here, I'm pretty sure I've just seen her. 148 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,696 I'm... I'm... I'm pretty sure I've seen you on Breakfast TV, so... 149 00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,998 maybe I'm actually having a good pill, and... 150 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,660 - You're Chaz, aren't you? - How did you know that? 151 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,868 I'm here with the... nutter. 152 00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:54,588 Chaz. Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, just wait, listen, listen to me, listen. 153 00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:59,011 Let's just go find her together, all right? I mean, what's the worst that can happen? 154 00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:02,558 She tried to kill me twice, got me... got me arrested once, 155 00:16:02,642 --> 00:16:07,306 - I'm banned from three pubs, two clubs and a cinema. - Okay. 156 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:12,027 Just... just let me leave quietly. I've done nothing wrong. 157 00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:16,445 Nothing wrong! Taking her to bed! Nothing wrong? 158 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:20,117 Where is she, where's Jess? We need to find her. You need to talk to her. 159 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,329 She won't talk, she was just chasing me with a bread knife. 160 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:26,510 Oh! Tonight she prepared to end her life because of what you did to her. 161 00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,512 - Maureen, don't. - She was? 162 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,020 Yeah, that's where we met her, at the top of a tower block, preparing to... 163 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:36,385 - What? - Hey, hey, it's Jess, come on. 164 00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,825 - How's she doing? - Great. 165 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,638 Do you know what she took? 166 00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:44,323 - I dunno, drugs, alcohol, you know, the usual. - Are you her father? 167 00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:44,943 No, I'm not. 168 00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:47,000 - Next of kin? Are you next of kin? - No, no, no, no, I’m not. 169 00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:49,855 - I need to know her name. - I only... she's called Jess. 170 00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:53,360 - Sir, I need her full name. - None of us knew her before tonight. 171 00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:58,576 - You need to wait here. - She's got no identification on her, no nothing. 172 00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:05,249 Yeah, well, she probably didn't want to make her identification easy... she likes things, you know, difficult. 173 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:10,879 Hoss-pitals... not a fan, good drugs, though. 174 00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:05,853 - You late for something? - I have to make sure I'm home to make Matty some breakfast. 175 00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:08,648 - Matty? - My son. 176 00:18:08,731 --> 00:18:11,299 - You have a son? - Yes. 177 00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:15,626 His breakfast is quite complicated. 178 00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:23,623 I don't... ya know, if I'm not going to die tonight, it's important... 179 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:27,810 that he doesn't know anything that happened. 180 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,279 Here she comes. 181 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:35,936 Oh, boy. 182 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:44,729 Okay... just got a few things to clarify... 183 00:18:44,814 --> 00:18:49,817 Number one: My gown's open-back, 'cause they've stolen my clothes. 184 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,613 So, I'm just gonna go twirl for you right now, and you can have a look at my ass. 185 00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:56,640 Just once, it's not my best feature, but that's something you'll probably find out 186 00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:58,742 the more we get to know one another. 187 00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:04,207 Number two: It... it really... it wasn't an overdose. 188 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,922 - It was just an accident. - Jess. 189 00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:08,169 Honestly, I just... I took all these pills. 190 00:19:08,252 --> 00:19:11,965 And then... and then I took some more, but it was... it was just for fun. 191 00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:14,218 I'd never kill myself by taking pills. 192 00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:20,309 I'd probably do something really cool like jumping off the top of a tower block. 193 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:26,020 - Jess, we were worried. - Was I... was I on number three? I think I was on number four. 194 00:19:26,104 --> 00:19:30,231 I just wanted to say, thank you so much for caring, 195 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:33,529 because I really... I'd really appreciate that. 196 00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:37,100 He was worried, I was trying to work out what we were still doing here. 197 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:44,374 Now, number five... I think I was on number... six... 198 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:50,881 Is... is it just me, because it's... it's really fucking cold out here, Guys? 199 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:54,947 - It's really cold. - Come here... there ya go. 200 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,272 - Come on in, come on. - Yeah. 201 00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:00,362 These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me. 202 00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:18,400 Thanks. 203 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:28,112 When is the next day after New Year's Eve, when everybody kills themselves? 204 00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,812 - Why? - Valentine's Day. 205 00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:33,760 That's six weeks away? 206 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:40,643 Okay, here's the deal: Nobody kill themselves until then. 207 00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:41,581 Why? 208 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:47,231 I mean, why would we want to do that, why would we not want to kill ourselves if and when and how we want, huh? 209 00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:52,028 C'mon, what's the alternative? It's some sort of Race to the Finish. 210 00:20:52,111 --> 00:20:58,869 It's me checking the obituaries every week to if Martin Sharp is dead. 211 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:04,875 No offense, Guys, but I don't think your deaths would really make the papers. 212 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,670 - Come on, it's six weeks. - It's not such a ridiculous idea. 213 00:21:09,754 --> 00:21:12,028 Yes, Maureen! Has anybody got a pen? 214 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,300 Can I have some paper, as well? 215 00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:15,396 Paper. 216 00:21:16,604 --> 00:21:18,221 Great, thanks. 217 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:22,561 "The undersigned do hereby promise 218 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:29,611 not to kill themselves before Valentine's Day. " 219 00:21:29,694 --> 00:21:32,631 Maureen, sign, just wherever you like. 220 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,495 Pizza Boy. 221 00:21:39,871 --> 00:21:42,202 - Very... - You're dying anyway. 222 00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:58,343 Martin Sharp... lifesaver... 223 00:21:59,059 --> 00:22:00,820 Superman. 224 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:10,192 Six weeks, Martin. We'll all push you off the top ourselves, if it makes any difference. 225 00:22:10,276 --> 00:22:15,157 - It'll be a little Valentine's Day treat. - I'm pretty sure we're all going to live to regret this. 226 00:22:21,082 --> 00:22:24,376 Guys... look. 227 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,623 So this is a new year then. 228 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:32,496 Yeah. 229 00:22:37,682 --> 00:22:40,518 Hang on, Maureen, just a fucking question here... 230 00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:44,855 have we just written our pact on the back of your suicide note? 231 00:22:44,939 --> 00:22:46,533 Yes, it is that. 232 00:23:15,723 --> 00:23:20,686 My mom always likes to repeat this story of me as a kid being asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. 233 00:23:20,769 --> 00:23:23,266 I always used to say: Invisible. 234 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:27,692 I don't know quite what prompted it, but the thought of it stuck with me. 235 00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:34,775 It was only later that I found out that invisibility is in fact a technical possibility. 236 00:23:35,159 --> 00:23:39,998 It was in this book that my sister stole from the Library, and I stole from my sister. 237 00:23:40,081 --> 00:23:42,250 I followed her into crime. 238 00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:47,109 But she was better at it than me. She always sort of glowed innocence, whereas 239 00:23:47,144 --> 00:23:51,216 I, to this day, just sort of... radiate guilt. 240 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:57,266 Anyway, to be invisible is easy, you just have to find a way to diffract light. 241 00:23:57,349 --> 00:24:01,018 Whoa! You trying to get yourself killed? 242 00:24:01,101 --> 00:24:04,340 I haven't managed it yet, but I'm working on it. 243 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:08,320 I didn't just follow him, I followed all of them. 244 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:12,158 And it wasn't stalking, you stalk a deer in order to kill it, 245 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:16,829 mount it, stick it on your wall, and tell the story of how fucking brilliant you are with a shotgun. 246 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:21,750 I didn't want to kill any of them... I certainly didn't have any interest in mounting them. 247 00:24:21,832 --> 00:24:25,616 And I don't own a shotgun... though I'd like one. 248 00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:30,385 I just wanted to check-in... invisibly, to check they're sticking to the pact. 249 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:35,682 That's not stalking, it's barely an espionage. 250 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:39,414 Okay, now I know why you're ringing. 251 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,382 Pink flamingos fly north on Tuesday. 252 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,731 - Hello, Jess. - This is a top spy location now and it's hugely inconspicuous. 253 00:24:54,950 --> 00:25:01,876 Look... we had... this is a situation... I... I've... I've invited... 254 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,714 - A "Situation" is what you're referring to it as? - How else would you refer to it? 255 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,238 I don't know that. 256 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:13,595 - Well... you... you did what you did. - Yeah, tried to kill myself. 257 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,794 Jess, please don't put words in my mouth. this is hard enough. 258 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:18,075 - Is it, Dad? - Yes. 259 00:25:18,110 --> 00:25:20,143 Why are we doing this here, what can't we just do this at home? 260 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:23,608 Because the press will be there and I'm trying to protect you. 261 00:25:23,691 --> 00:25:27,489 Oh, yeah, well, you've always been really great at that, haven't you? 262 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:28,584 Jess? 263 00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:32,795 - What the hell are you doing here? - I was invited. 264 00:25:32,796 --> 00:25:33,868 You were invited? 265 00:25:33,903 --> 00:25:38,083 - A politician's daughter, I was surprised. - I called his agent, I thought we should all talk. 266 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,626 - You called his agent? - Yes 267 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,669 He was delighted, first call he's had in awhile. 268 00:25:44,053 --> 00:25:47,473 - Was it you... who went to the press? - No! 269 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:51,261 - I've been trying to figure it out myself. - J.J.? 270 00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:54,183 He's too shy. Maureen? 271 00:25:54,484 --> 00:25:56,137 No, no. 272 00:25:56,572 --> 00:26:00,729 Hey! It was fucking Chaz, Chaz sold us. 273 00:26:00,982 --> 00:26:06,401 My ex-wife rang this morning, wanted to know what I'd done, asking me what she should tell the children. 274 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,620 Oh, I'm going to fucking kill him. 275 00:26:07,636 --> 00:26:11,536 She told me I seemed to be the only person in the whole world that the press gets to bang on, 276 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:15,121 they say I've slept with 15-year-old, and I generally have. 277 00:26:15,203 --> 00:26:18,352 They say I've contemplated suicide, I generally have. 278 00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:21,260 Yes, I read about you with a... a girl. 279 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:28,551 - You haven't... you two haven't? - Oh! You're asking whether we slept together? 280 00:26:28,634 --> 00:26:33,888 - I'm rotten, at least I'm legal. - Yeah, I value our friendship too much to complicate it. 281 00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:38,309 Do you plan to maintain your relationship with Jess? 282 00:26:38,393 --> 00:26:41,146 - Yeah, of course he will... we're in a gang. - We're not in a gang. 283 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:45,150 - Yeah, you signed a pact. - Oh, yes, of course, The Pact, how could I forget? 284 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:48,154 Yeah, Jess and I are friends for life now. 285 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:54,495 Now, look, Martin, I'm sure I don't have to tell someone with your media training 286 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:59,186 that what we... what we have here is... is a media fire storm. 287 00:26:59,268 --> 00:27:05,420 Yes, gentleman, this is a media fire storm. I'll leave you to it. 288 00:27:05,421 --> 00:27:06,222 Jess! Jess! 289 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,898 Why don't you invite him to our family therapy, you could do that. 290 00:27:08,965 --> 00:27:12,473 Why don't you pay him to be you, Dad? 291 00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:14,727 Martin doesn't want my money! 292 00:27:17,728 --> 00:27:22,399 - You don't, do you? - Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot? 293 00:27:22,483 --> 00:27:26,097 I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me. 294 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:29,964 - All right. - Yep. 295 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:33,212 - Yep, good luck. - Yep. 296 00:27:50,346 --> 00:27:53,017 This is the second tragedy for the Crichton family, 297 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:57,263 after the disappearance of older sister Jennifer two years ago. 298 00:27:57,294 --> 00:27:59,971 Jennifer was never found. And you have to wonder 299 00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:05,968 how Shadow Education Secretary Chris Crichton will cope with this new strain upon them. 300 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:10,534 That's all now, boys. 301 00:28:11,017 --> 00:28:16,540 ♫ Tragedy: When the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it's tragedy. ♫ 302 00:28:16,623 --> 00:28:20,837 ♫ When the morning cries and you don't know why, it's hard to bear. ♫ 303 00:28:20,921 --> 00:28:25,006 ♫ With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere. ♫ 304 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:28,719 ♫ Tragedy. ♫ 305 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:30,260 Jess? 306 00:28:32,422 --> 00:28:33,782 Can I come in? 307 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,228 Can I come in, Jess? 308 00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:50,291 Where have you gone now? 309 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,478 Jess? 310 00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:27,680 How are you? 311 00:30:31,754 --> 00:30:37,520 - Wow! - Jess, this is Matty... my son. 312 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:41,943 No, I mean... I mean... wow... you just... you completely wowed me. 313 00:30:42,026 --> 00:30:44,358 - Jess... - What's that mean? Wow? 314 00:30:44,371 --> 00:30:48,200 - Like wow! This is what you've been hiding in here. - Jess! Enough! 315 00:30:48,284 --> 00:30:49,304 Sorry. 316 00:30:51,494 --> 00:30:57,293 - I wasn't leaving him... that night... it was... - Maureen, no one's accusing you of anything. 317 00:30:57,376 --> 00:31:00,254 Official Services would be forced to pay for proper care. 318 00:31:00,357 --> 00:31:04,336 I mean, the standard of care they can provide, it's... it's better. 319 00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:08,884 And I don't taunt him, I've never hidden him, never. 320 00:31:09,472 --> 00:31:11,974 Can't we get back to the matter in hand, hm? 321 00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:16,726 Yeah, we're all here to figure out how to get them to leave us all alone. 322 00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:22,310 Yeah, I had three of them call my cell today. How did they even get my number? 323 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:27,241 - Yeah, how did Chaz even remember you? - You... it's Chaz behind this? 324 00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:30,409 Yeah, I mean, you're quite cute, but you're infinitely forgettable. 325 00:31:30,492 --> 00:31:33,747 They won't... leave us alone. 326 00:31:34,122 --> 00:31:37,235 - They'll find out where you live, where Maureen lives. - What? They'll be here? 327 00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:43,247 So, I've been... I've been thinking, what if we shift the goal posts? 328 00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:45,896 - Goal posts? - Yeah, make it our story not theirs. 329 00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:50,891 I mean, there's even a possibility that we might be able to make some... money out of it. 330 00:31:50,926 --> 00:31:53,979 - Money? - Yeah, money, that would be good for Matty, wouldn't it? 331 00:31:54,062 --> 00:31:56,507 I'm sure J.J. would like a break from pizzas, and 332 00:31:56,585 --> 00:32:00,108 as a unemployed, disgraced talk show host, I could certainly do with it. 333 00:32:00,191 --> 00:32:05,196 - But I don't want Matty in the papers. - We can't stop that. 334 00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:10,245 But, at least this way we won't lose out entirely. 335 00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:14,041 - By telling our story... - What story? 336 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:19,797 - Hey, we went up and we came back down again? - They've sold newspapers off our backs. 337 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,979 - Isn't it time we got something out of it? - I... 338 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:29,200 - Yes, okay. - Good, great. 339 00:32:31,634 --> 00:32:36,606 Yeah, I mean, if you think it's... if you think it's right, Martin, yeah, then... 340 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:39,924 I'm fine actually, 'cause, ya know, I got my dad to nick from. 341 00:32:41,444 --> 00:32:47,019 What if we were to make the story a funny one? 342 00:33:03,508 --> 00:33:04,875 Let me tell you a story. 343 00:33:05,078 --> 00:33:14,763 We were up there, and we were ready to go, and we felt this "Presence". 344 00:33:15,188 --> 00:33:20,003 I would describe it... as light. 345 00:33:20,038 --> 00:33:23,177 E... ethereal, glowing. 346 00:33:23,178 --> 00:33:24,405 It was an angel. 347 00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:30,001 We were visited by an angel, and it looked like... like Matt Damon. 348 00:33:31,289 --> 00:33:32,463 Matt Damon. 349 00:33:34,376 --> 00:33:38,421 Fuck it, yeah, I'm... I'm with her. He looked like Matt Damon. 350 00:33:38,505 --> 00:33:39,369 Who's Matt Damon? 351 00:33:39,439 --> 00:33:45,365 No, no, it wasn't really a physical angel, it was more of a... is that what Jess told you? What else did she say? 352 00:33:45,676 --> 00:33:51,643 And he was naked and he said, he literally decreed: "Thou shalt not die tonight" 353 00:33:51,726 --> 00:33:53,782 I mean, this is Matt Damon, the Naked Angel. 354 00:33:54,312 --> 00:33:59,653 Maybe we shouldn't write all of this down. Can I talk to your editor? Used to be a good mate of mine. 355 00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:03,375 An actor? What film's has he been in? 356 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,617 You're not actually gonna print this, are you? 357 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,202 Yeah, yeah, no, that's how it went. 358 00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:16,628 - I had an interesting thing happen today. - Did you? 359 00:34:16,711 --> 00:34:22,633 Let me guess, your second daughter humiliated you in the pages of the national press. 360 00:34:24,387 --> 00:34:27,556 Actually, no, I was in the Member's Bar... 361 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:35,399 And somebody came up to you and they said, "Chris, was that your daughter on the pages of the national press?" 362 00:34:35,481 --> 00:34:40,735 People have laughed at me for a long time, but I did prefer it... 363 00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:43,243 when they didn't laugh at you. 364 00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:51,685 - An angel... you told them you saw an angel. - Chris. 365 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,211 And did it look like Jennifer? Is that what you were going to say? 366 00:34:58,173 --> 00:34:59,462 No. 367 00:35:02,427 --> 00:35:08,224 No, Dad, I didn't tell them it looked like Jennifer. 368 00:35:12,813 --> 00:35:15,785 I told them that it looked like Matt Damon. 369 00:35:17,568 --> 00:35:22,615 Zoom in Camera 2. Penny, you start at three, two, one. 370 00:35:22,699 --> 00:35:29,446 Many of us has been transfixed by the story of the Topper House Four and the angel that visited them. 371 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:34,132 And we are so lucky here on Rise and Shine with Penny, to have them with us in the studio today. 372 00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:39,047 One of them certainly needs no introduction: Martin, Martin Sharp, my old co-host. 373 00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:42,162 Penny, it's an honor to be back on this old sofa again with you. 374 00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:47,599 And I'd really like to take this opportunity to correct a few misconceptions about this so-called angel... 375 00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:52,521 And we will absolutely have time for that, Martin, but it would be remiss of me not to begin the interview 376 00:35:52,605 --> 00:35:56,189 with a bit of background on what's been happening to you in the last twelve months. 377 00:35:58,737 --> 00:36:06,452 Yes, well, yes, well, Penny, currently I'm juggling various job opportunities, concentrating on being a father. 378 00:36:06,536 --> 00:36:08,696 And before that I was in prison. 379 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:13,669 But what we'd actually like to talk to you about is what we allegedly saw on the roof. 380 00:36:13,752 --> 00:36:19,080 And of course the reason that you were in prison was for an inappropriate relationship with an underage girl. 381 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:25,014 - That's right, Penny. - And this incident, this sex offense, 382 00:36:25,097 --> 00:36:30,812 led you to lose our job, your home, your family and finally drove you to suicidal feelings. 383 00:36:31,194 --> 00:36:37,107 - That's right, Penny. - Which is, of course, where... where he met you lovely people. 384 00:36:37,191 --> 00:36:39,862 Yeah, yeah, we... we all met up there. 385 00:36:39,946 --> 00:36:44,243 And where you saw your angel that looked like Matt Damon... tell me more. 386 00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:50,708 Wait, sorry, it wasn't an angel, that was... it was more of a light... we never agreed on an angel. 387 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:54,918 - Now, Jess... - I really... talk to the other people before you... 388 00:36:55,002 --> 00:36:58,966 We know you mostly for your father's Shadow Education Secretary, Chris Crichton. 389 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,652 You should probably talk to J.J. because he's... he is really interesting. 390 00:37:02,978 --> 00:37:09,602 I'm sure he is, I'm sure you're all fascinating, but, Jess, our sympathies lie particularly with you 391 00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:13,297 because of the devastating disappearance of your sister, Jennifer. 392 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:19,041 You should talk to Maureen, her son lives in a cage. 393 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:24,743 But, Jess, now we focus on you, it's okay. 394 00:37:25,026 --> 00:37:29,163 - Were you close? - Penny... 395 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:34,170 - why don't you ask someone else a question? - My old co-host still trying to co-host me there. 396 00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:39,176 Jess, tell me, was that what drove you up there? 397 00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:42,284 Jennifer disappearance, it must have been so painful? 398 00:37:43,431 --> 00:37:48,557 I can see you're getting upset, you must have felt so alone. 399 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:54,107 - I said, talk to Maureen, bitch! - Many apologies, as you can see... 400 00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:58,162 Why didn't you fucking listen to me? I told you fucking listen to me! 401 00:37:58,598 --> 00:38:00,670 Jess! Jess! Come back. 402 00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:31,440 - It's you. - Hey, I was just checking to see if you're... you're okay. 403 00:38:31,523 --> 00:38:35,032 Yeah, never better, Champ. 404 00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:39,266 Is that... is that right? 405 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,371 - You gonna keep following me? - Do you know where you're going? 406 00:38:47,456 --> 00:38:52,481 - Yeah, I know where I'm going, I'm going where I always go. - Yeah? 407 00:38:55,965 --> 00:38:59,865 Can you walk beside me and not behind me, because my ass isn't my best feature. 408 00:39:01,011 --> 00:39:04,010 Yeah, you... you mentioned that. 409 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:11,655 - This is where she parked it. - Parked what? 410 00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:16,940 Mom's car, my car, it was going to be my car when Jen went to university. 411 00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:23,990 Found the car, didn't find her. 412 00:39:25,486 --> 00:39:27,223 Ya know, she's gone. 413 00:39:29,876 --> 00:39:32,879 Perhaps she learned how to be invisible. 414 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,328 Must be tough. 415 00:39:36,922 --> 00:39:41,043 My dad organized this nationwide search, he really, really got into it, ya know. 416 00:39:41,763 --> 00:39:45,867 Mom, from the beginning, just gave up hope. 417 00:39:50,772 --> 00:39:55,201 Anyway... at least I don't have cancer. 418 00:39:57,722 --> 00:40:01,114 Yeah... yeah. 419 00:40:06,038 --> 00:40:09,362 - You don't have cancer, do you? - What? 420 00:40:11,377 --> 00:40:13,266 I can see it, I can tell. 421 00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:16,758 If I look healthy, it's because of the drug regimen I'm on right now... 422 00:40:16,841 --> 00:40:21,472 - I've never seen you take a single pill. - Well, the drug regimen is pretty minimal. 423 00:40:21,556 --> 00:40:27,854 J.J., I'm a professional liar, you're not even a competent one. 424 00:40:32,982 --> 00:40:40,272 It just... it just came out, you know, and once it came out I couldn't take it back, so... 425 00:40:44,078 --> 00:40:47,920 You were going to jump, weren't you? You weren't just delivering pizzas and then you got too polite to... 426 00:40:48,009 --> 00:40:53,019 - No, I was... I was gonna jump, yeah. - Why? 427 00:40:56,635 --> 00:40:58,713 It's a simple enough question, J.J. 428 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:04,363 You are a pedophile, like Martin. 429 00:41:05,309 --> 00:41:10,648 What are the chances of that... four suicide lists, one roof, 430 00:41:10,732 --> 00:41:14,821 two of them pedophiles. That's practically a convention. 431 00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:22,757 Look, I know I shouldn't have lied, it's just.. cancer seemed easier. 432 00:41:24,332 --> 00:41:27,290 - You're a strange guy, J.J. - I know. 433 00:41:29,376 --> 00:41:33,797 Fuck it, I'm stranger, I like coming to hang out at the place my sister disappeared. 434 00:41:38,886 --> 00:41:43,023 Look, what... swifts. 435 00:41:44,018 --> 00:41:49,097 Ya know, my favorite thing about swifts... they nest on the wing. 436 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:53,526 They were born and then they're fed and the moment they leave the birthplace 437 00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:58,693 they don't come down for two years until they're ready to create other baby swifts. 438 00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:00,370 Oh, my gosh. 439 00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:08,203 You're a bird watcher, that's why you wanted to kill yourself. 440 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:12,957 I understand now. 441 00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:17,452 - Yeah, yeah. - Good, good. 442 00:42:26,895 --> 00:42:31,069 An elephant, two elephants. 443 00:42:32,275 --> 00:42:36,755 Three elephants, four elephants. 444 00:42:37,907 --> 00:42:44,540 One elephant, two elephants, three elef ... 445 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:50,193 My first band was called Gepetto. 446 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:54,422 We were a grunge band, after grunge had long been forgotten. 447 00:42:54,506 --> 00:42:57,206 Timing has never been my strong suit. 448 00:42:58,011 --> 00:43:02,602 We came third in the Idaho State "Battle of the Bands", we got our pictures in the paper, 449 00:43:02,685 --> 00:43:04,729 and I was recognized in the mall. 450 00:43:05,731 --> 00:43:08,024 For me that was fame. 451 00:43:08,206 --> 00:43:12,195 But fame like this, as the Topper House Four... 452 00:43:12,279 --> 00:43:16,964 - Suicide again, then, is it? - Hi, Gladys. 453 00:43:16,999 --> 00:43:20,772 - Those press still about? - Yeah. 454 00:43:32,881 --> 00:43:38,389 In a mere three weeks, we not only not died, but we'd been on the front pages of all the tabloids 455 00:43:38,473 --> 00:43:45,183 and led many people to believe again in the existence of angels... or, at least, Jess had. 456 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:52,011 We even had questions asked about us in Parliament... though that might have been just to embarrass Jess' dad. 457 00:43:52,778 --> 00:43:58,224 It was Martin who suggested getting away. He said we'd be like Butch and Sundance. 458 00:43:58,326 --> 00:44:01,861 Jess reminded him that it didn't work out so well for them. 459 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:06,791 But it seemed like a good idea to get away and hope that by the time we got back 460 00:44:06,874 --> 00:44:12,694 we'd be forgotten and the world would be a kinder place... to us and for us. 461 00:44:12,929 --> 00:44:16,436 I wish I had thought life a better option than death. 462 00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:20,622 But it didn't, and wishing wasn't going to fix it. 463 00:44:20,798 --> 00:44:26,729 To quote one of Gepetto's songs, "I don't mind the pain, it's the hope that kills me". 464 00:44:27,113 --> 00:44:29,484 Yeah, we were pretty deep. 465 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:32,642 Okay, fiver says one of us punches one of the others before the end of the holiday. 466 00:44:32,663 --> 00:44:35,179 - Punches. - Or kicks or slaps or tickles. 467 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:38,346 One of us will use physical violence against one of the others before the week's out. 468 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,706 - Okay. - This holiday's going to be disaster. 469 00:44:40,741 --> 00:44:41,945 Oh, I hope so. 470 00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:43,889 So, who's looking after Matty, Marie? 471 00:44:43,928 --> 00:44:48,312 No one, she just left some food in the fridge, and some Wet Wipes by the bed. 472 00:44:48,758 --> 00:44:52,377 - I'm sure the break would do you both a world of good. - Yeah, that's what Dr. Stephens said. 473 00:44:52,412 --> 00:44:55,287 - It's taken him four weeks of observations. - Your boarding pass, Ma'am. 474 00:44:56,221 --> 00:44:59,962 Your boarding pass with your flight details on it. You handed it to check-in? 475 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:04,331 - This? - And your passport. 476 00:45:14,055 --> 00:45:15,350 Here you go. 477 00:45:22,205 --> 00:45:25,489 - Thank you very much. - Maureen. Maureen. 478 00:45:25,711 --> 00:45:27,900 - No, sorry, you can't go back. - Maureen, stop. Please, stop, Maureen. 479 00:45:27,935 --> 00:45:33,949 Please, please stop, it's just a trip, that's all, just a trip 'til all this press nonsense blows over... it's for the best. 480 00:45:34,016 --> 00:45:39,507 No! It's all... too much, I mean, I don't know you, and I don't travel well, and... 481 00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:44,689 and I... I've... I've never been on a plane before. - You've never been on a plane before? 482 00:45:44,773 --> 00:45:46,015 Shut up, Jess. 483 00:45:46,608 --> 00:45:52,364 - Maureen, if you're afraid of flying, I've got these tablets. - I'm not afraid of flying, it' just I'm... 484 00:45:52,447 --> 00:45:57,620 I didn't want to be in the papers, and I didn't want to be on TV, and I don't want to be here now, I just... 485 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,845 I just want to go back to my old life, okay? 486 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:07,091 Your old life wasn't very good, Maureen. Look, we made a pact. 487 00:46:07,461 --> 00:46:13,034 This is the final call, that will be the final call for flight CA432 to Tenerife. 488 00:46:13,117 --> 00:46:16,827 Will all remaining passengers please make their way to Gate C38 immediately. 489 00:46:17,264 --> 00:46:21,147 - It'll be fine. - Come on. 490 00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:55,068 Here's to a great holiday. 491 00:46:56,630 --> 00:47:00,196 Good afternoon, my name is Angelo and I will be your waiter. 492 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:04,123 Well, sometimes I will, other times I will be theirs. 493 00:47:05,232 --> 00:47:09,486 - It's just a joke, but real, but a joke. - Hello, Angelo. 494 00:47:09,568 --> 00:47:13,742 - So you're from England, how nice. - Yeah, you knew, Angelo, you just talked English to us. 495 00:47:13,825 --> 00:47:18,141 I did, I did. He always this clever, your husband? 496 00:47:18,578 --> 00:47:22,664 - He is not my husband. - Let me guess, you're all lovers, right? 497 00:47:22,748 --> 00:47:26,857 What? Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. We are. We are. 498 00:47:26,863 --> 00:47:29,465 I bring Vaseline and Maureen always brings the dildo. 499 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,472 You know, someone told me you drank that Vaseline once. 500 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:35,175 Let me think... I can't entirely remember it. 501 00:47:35,209 --> 00:47:37,837 Well, Maureen, you must keep drinking, 'til you remember. 502 00:47:39,392 --> 00:47:41,160 - We're happy. - You, too. - Good. 503 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:03,198 The sun is so fierce, and the sea is so sparkly and blue. 504 00:48:03,468 --> 00:48:08,445 - Oh, Maureen, tell me that you've seen the sea before? - Yes, I've seen the sea before. 505 00:48:08,508 --> 00:48:10,662 - We're going in? - No. 506 00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:12,928 - Of course you are! - I don't have a swimming costume. 507 00:48:13,035 --> 00:48:14,461 Underwear'll be fine. 508 00:48:57,090 --> 00:49:00,770 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. 509 00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:09,023 Maureen just called me up on the hotel phone, surprised to have her own bathroom. 510 00:49:10,353 --> 00:49:15,189 - She thinks that this place is the height of luxury. - Yeah, it is kinda cool, huh? 511 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:18,409 Cheapest place I've stayed in for 20 years. 512 00:49:19,336 --> 00:49:20,640 Yeah? 513 00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:26,559 Doesn't feel strange, does it, us, being away together? 514 00:49:26,565 --> 00:49:29,093 No, no, it feels good. 515 00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:31,322 I thought I knew what I was doing with the press. 516 00:49:32,206 --> 00:49:35,350 - And then... - And then what, Jess' melt down and... 517 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:39,115 No, no, no, then I realized I got it all wrong, I thought people would like it. 518 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,403 I thought we'd make money and people would find it eccentric and... 519 00:49:43,422 --> 00:49:45,069 - heartwarming. - Heartwarming? 520 00:49:45,104 --> 00:49:50,227 Four peoples, five suicides, find hope, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ya know. 521 00:49:50,656 --> 00:49:53,427 I mean, it's the kind of good-news story the press love. 522 00:50:00,745 --> 00:50:03,185 I underestimated how much they hate me. 523 00:50:03,544 --> 00:50:06,565 It's not just about you, Martin. 524 00:50:07,589 --> 00:50:11,120 You know... I envy you. 525 00:50:12,195 --> 00:50:16,405 You, your cancer, I mean, it's so cut and dry. 526 00:50:16,442 --> 00:50:22,696 No, really, really, J.J., I am so impressed with you, I mean, you hardly let it faze you. 527 00:50:23,817 --> 00:50:27,184 And that is something to drink to. Here ya go. 528 00:50:28,579 --> 00:50:30,235 Put hairs on your chest. 529 00:50:34,151 --> 00:50:35,650 To your health. 530 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,404 You know what I feel, when I wake up in the mornings? 531 00:50:46,255 --> 00:50:47,965 Humiliated. 532 00:50:50,303 --> 00:50:54,261 You know what I feel at lunchtime? Humiliated. 533 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:59,503 My life is a constant stream of humiliation. 534 00:50:59,586 --> 00:51:05,161 I don't feel sad and I don't feel angry, I just feel... humiliated. 535 00:51:09,790 --> 00:51:11,763 To humiliation. 536 00:51:16,498 --> 00:51:20,534 Okay, God gives you three wishes. 537 00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:26,007 Ah! God's not a Tombola machine, Martin, he just doesn't give wishes. 538 00:51:26,089 --> 00:51:28,842 - Three wishes, anything you want. - That's easy. 539 00:51:28,925 --> 00:51:33,472 Billions of pounds and my own personal hit man. 540 00:51:33,554 --> 00:51:38,520 And a Court waiver over anything I want to do. 541 00:51:40,188 --> 00:51:41,339 - Really? - Um-hm. 542 00:51:43,191 --> 00:51:47,025 I'd... I'd want... to get more help... 543 00:51:47,444 --> 00:51:52,397 - a bit more of a... a life. - What's: "A bit more of a life"? 544 00:51:52,432 --> 00:51:58,691 - Just what other people have. - What do other people have? 545 00:51:58,774 --> 00:52:02,192 And I'd wish my son all better, which is why I don't do wishes. 546 00:52:04,638 --> 00:52:08,018 I'd want to be famous again, the right kind of famous. 547 00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:12,594 I mean, being famous is great, everyone thinks it's difficult, but it's not. 548 00:52:12,804 --> 00:52:17,569 I mean, ya get to have the best seats in restaurants, people smile at you on planes. 549 00:52:17,576 --> 00:52:23,435 It's great, and whatever you do you feel vindicated by your own fame. 550 00:52:23,482 --> 00:52:27,356 And you never, ever feel humiliated. 551 00:52:29,299 --> 00:52:31,220 It's certainly better than real life, anyway. 552 00:52:31,221 --> 00:52:33,143 Wow! 553 00:52:33,494 --> 00:52:37,834 - You're so deep. - No, I'm just honest. 554 00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:41,751 - Martin, it... - What?! You're nothing if you're not noticed. 555 00:52:41,835 --> 00:52:43,890 Okay, fame or your kids. 556 00:52:46,071 --> 00:52:48,628 - Martin, you don't mean that. - Don't I? 557 00:52:49,351 --> 00:52:52,785 Okay, this is a bad game. 558 00:52:58,271 --> 00:53:04,195 Okay, I wonder what J.J. would choose as his three wishes? 559 00:53:05,178 --> 00:53:10,114 'Cause obviously you'd... you'd want to kill your cancer, to start. 560 00:53:12,326 --> 00:53:14,595 I'm gonna go use the restroom. 561 00:53:14,651 --> 00:53:18,670 Then you'd probably want loads of money so that you can donate it to cancer research. 562 00:53:18,759 --> 00:53:23,302 Ya know, other people are allowed to be in pain, you know that, Jess? 563 00:53:28,468 --> 00:53:33,270 Hey! My English friends! How are we doing tonight? 564 00:53:34,766 --> 00:53:38,036 - It's just... - Peachy, Angelo peachy. 565 00:53:38,071 --> 00:53:40,268 Great! Keep drinkin'. 566 00:53:48,532 --> 00:53:52,102 - You're sitting in my seat. - What? 567 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:56,132 I'd find another seat but you're also sitting on my shawl. 568 00:53:56,623 --> 00:54:00,276 Oh, shit! Sorry... there. 569 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:10,288 You know, I think I recognize you from somewhere. 570 00:54:13,267 --> 00:54:20,774 Yeah, there's this thing that... we have been in the papers a bit recently, so... 571 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,767 No, that's not it. 572 00:54:27,987 --> 00:54:31,242 - Are you in a band? - What? 573 00:54:31,326 --> 00:54:34,882 Yeah, you supported Alt-J? Manchester Towers? 574 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:38,769 Two years ago, it was the first time we came to Britain. 575 00:54:38,804 --> 00:54:42,638 You're the front man, right? I remember loving your lyrics. 576 00:54:43,049 --> 00:54:46,844 Really, yeah, wow, ya know, I... I... I wrote those. 577 00:54:47,229 --> 00:54:50,317 Adolescent shit, mostly. 578 00:54:51,423 --> 00:54:53,623 Are you still serious about it? 579 00:54:55,684 --> 00:54:59,082 - I was, now I'm not so... - What's your name? 580 00:55:00,107 --> 00:55:03,229 - J.J. - Which stands for...? 581 00:55:04,987 --> 00:55:08,057 John Julius. 582 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:15,715 - Hi, John Julius, I'm Kathy. - Hello, Kathy. 583 00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,590 Wow! 584 00:55:19,591 --> 00:55:24,053 ♫ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♫ 585 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:28,069 ♫ I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side ♫ 586 00:55:28,104 --> 00:55:30,638 This is brilliant! Yeah! 587 00:55:31,514 --> 00:55:34,441 I love it! This is beautiful! Beautiful! 588 00:55:35,478 --> 00:55:38,787 - Who's that? - That is... my uncle. 589 00:55:39,658 --> 00:55:43,644 - I think I recognize him. - Yeah, he's... he's vaguely famous. 590 00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:47,504 Ah, a failed musician with a vaguely famous uncle, I am a lucky girl. 591 00:55:49,115 --> 00:55:50,624 See you later, babe. 592 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:54,822 ♫ ...changed my fucking lock, I would have made you leave your key ♫ 593 00:55:54,823 --> 00:56:00,495 ♫ if I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. ♫ 594 00:56:00,496 --> 00:56:06,953 ♫ Oh, now go walk out the door just turn around ♫ 595 00:56:06,954 --> 00:56:10,454 ♫ 'cause you're not welcome anymore ♫ 596 00:56:10,856 --> 00:56:17,047 ♫ weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire, did you think I'd crumble ♫ 597 00:56:17,449 --> 00:56:22,270 ♫ Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I ♫ 598 00:56:22,271 --> 00:56:30,367 ♫ I will survive, yeah, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll be alive ♫ 599 00:56:30,368 --> 00:56:35,484 ♫ I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give ♫ 600 00:56:35,486 --> 00:56:39,560 ♫ I will survive, I will survive ♫ 601 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,713 - So, you're out here on your own. - Um-hm. 602 00:56:48,013 --> 00:56:50,230 Other people just crowd it and make it about themselves. 603 00:56:51,474 --> 00:56:54,599 So, you're... you're here with family? Your uncle and...? 604 00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:59,713 Yeah, a bit of family... friends... sort of. 605 00:57:01,143 --> 00:57:05,789 But you don't like them? I mean, you ran away from them at the bar. 606 00:57:06,133 --> 00:57:11,344 No, I was thinking it'd be a little... a little intense, ya know? 607 00:57:13,747 --> 00:57:17,929 - And you don't like intense? - No... 608 00:57:19,128 --> 00:57:23,324 Yeah, I can't really talk, because... I'm intense. 609 00:57:25,219 --> 00:57:31,184 Good, because if you're looking for a neurosis free girl, you're bang out of luck. 610 00:57:31,268 --> 00:57:32,661 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 611 00:57:32,938 --> 00:57:37,010 - Really? - Yeah, I once set fire to my hair. 612 00:57:37,230 --> 00:57:42,201 Just to see what would happen. I was 10, and it didn't improve my look. 613 00:57:42,445 --> 00:57:49,309 Oh, well, that's... that's nothing, when I was a kid I jumped off our roof just to see if I could hurt myself, and, 614 00:57:49,344 --> 00:57:54,749 yeah, I broke my leg, and I.. I kinda liked it. 615 00:57:54,833 --> 00:58:01,058 Okay, well, how's this for psycho... I... I carved my ex-boyfriend's initials into my left inner thigh, 616 00:58:01,132 --> 00:58:06,374 as a way of telling him that no one else would ever see the... see there. 617 00:58:06,427 --> 00:58:12,404 Easy, I... I recently told some people that I had cancer 618 00:58:12,684 --> 00:58:18,698 to avoid telling them the real reason I had for attempting suicide. 619 00:58:19,152 --> 00:58:22,750 That is intense. What... what was the real reason? 620 00:58:22,788 --> 00:58:29,437 I... ya know, I don't know. I do know that I'm now part of the pact. 621 00:58:29,998 --> 00:58:33,725 - That I had to lie to become a mem... - What pact? 622 00:58:35,293 --> 00:58:41,090 Just a... just a bunch of desperate people being desperate... together 623 00:58:41,173 --> 00:58:44,552 as a way of feeling a little less desperate. 624 00:58:46,713 --> 00:58:52,091 - Okay, you win the psycho game. - Good, good. 625 00:58:52,169 --> 00:58:54,604 I always wanted to win that game. 626 00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:14,314 I haven't done this for awhile, so... 627 00:59:57,996 --> 01:00:00,479 - Okay, now I'm going to say something. - Oh, fuck! 628 01:00:00,489 --> 01:00:04,928 Because if I wait and said nothing and then you spot me after you've kissed, I think I would probably be worse. 629 01:00:05,345 --> 01:00:09,268 - Wait... how did... how did you...? - Just took a credit card and a bit of spit, and... 630 01:00:09,351 --> 01:00:15,348 - hotel security is not what it should be. - How long have you been there? 631 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:26,548 I just really wanted to apologize for earlier because I don't know... I don't know why I said that. 632 01:00:28,278 --> 01:00:30,949 And then I was probably going to try and shag you. 633 01:00:33,459 --> 01:00:36,528 - She's really pretty, though, so well done! - Hey. 634 01:00:36,612 --> 01:00:39,714 You don't have to say anything, ya can take that one as a compliment. 635 01:00:41,092 --> 01:00:44,141 And I'll just leave... quietly. 636 01:00:46,011 --> 01:00:50,990 - Hey, Jess... - You know, I'd really would prefer it if you don't say anything. 637 01:00:53,688 --> 01:00:57,669 - You do know she's a journalist though, right? - What? 638 01:00:57,759 --> 01:01:02,446 Look in her bag, 'cause I saw her check her recorder in the bar. 639 01:01:04,158 --> 01:01:07,594 - Oh my God. - So, she fucked you though, right? 640 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,970 So, at least she's thorough. 641 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,230 Hey! Hey! 642 01:01:24,505 --> 01:01:25,684 What pact? 643 01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:31,490 Just a... just a bunch of desperate people being desperate... together 644 01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:34,362 as a way of feeling a little less desperate. 645 01:01:34,363 --> 01:01:39,965 ♫ Shadows settle on the place, that you left. ♫ 646 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:45,269 ♫ Our minds are troubled by the emptiness. ♫ 647 01:01:46,714 --> 01:01:52,363 ♫ Destroy the middle, it's a waste of time. ♫ 648 01:01:52,364 --> 01:01:57,979 ♫ From the perfect start to the finish line. ♫ 649 01:01:58,532 --> 01:02:04,273 ♫ And if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones. ♫ 650 01:02:05,181 --> 01:02:11,358 ♫ 'Cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs. ♫ 651 01:02:11,359 --> 01:02:17,173 ♫ Setting fire to our insides for fun ♫ 652 01:02:17,174 --> 01:02:23,001 ♫ Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong ♫ 653 01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:25,738 ♫ The lovers that went wrong. ♫ 654 01:02:44,523 --> 01:02:48,594 ♫ We are the reckless, we are the wild youth ♫ 655 01:02:49,668 --> 01:02:53,785 ♫ Chasing visions of our futures ♫ 656 01:03:24,224 --> 01:03:28,020 - I think it's sweet. - I think it's unsanitary. 657 01:03:28,384 --> 01:03:31,617 No, only part of you thinks that, the other part thinks it's sweet. 658 01:03:34,573 --> 01:03:35,464 Why are you waiting here? 659 01:03:35,536 --> 01:03:39,500 I'm waiting for them to finish this tray of scrambled eggs and bring in a new tray. 660 01:03:39,535 --> 01:03:42,098 But the scrambled eggs are never fresh, Martin. 661 01:03:42,617 --> 01:03:48,218 I might not have been on a lot of holidays, but I've been in a lot of hospitals and I understand institutional catering. 662 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:52,781 Who are all those people and why do they eat so much? 663 01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:55,196 They're having a good time, that's all. 664 01:03:59,101 --> 01:04:03,327 Martin, thank you for arranging this holiday. 665 01:04:03,789 --> 01:04:09,392 - I think it's been good for me. - You really don't understand what a disaster we all are, do you? 666 01:04:10,363 --> 01:04:15,507 - Come on, let's get you some breakfast. - Yeah, good idea, good idea. 667 01:04:15,542 --> 01:04:18,977 - The prunes are very good. - Don't like prunes. 668 01:04:40,053 --> 01:04:42,806 - Hi. - G'morning, J.J. 669 01:04:42,889 --> 01:04:47,311 I might've said some stupid things last night, drink has never been my friend, I try not to... 670 01:04:47,359 --> 01:04:52,205 So, I got a few things to say, and... I don't think you're gonna like. 671 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:57,411 - You moving back to America? - Yeah, I'm gonna start with the biggest. 672 01:04:58,539 --> 01:05:04,534 I don't have cancer of the brain, I don't have C.C.R. 673 01:05:04,537 --> 01:05:09,818 - They've cured you! - No, Maureen, I... I never had it. 674 01:05:10,302 --> 01:05:16,156 I... I made it all up, there's actually no such thing as a C.C.R. 675 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:20,702 It's just Creedence Clearwater Revival, are one of my favorite bands, but... 676 01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:22,339 I wasn't going to say anything. 677 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,051 - Did you know about this? - Ya know, I thought there was something strange. 678 01:05:25,073 --> 01:05:29,004 So, why... why, J.J., were you up there? 679 01:05:29,087 --> 01:05:31,859 - He can't answer that, that's personal. - I'm sure he had good reasons. 680 01:05:31,950 --> 01:05:35,267 - Oh! Did he? J.J., did you? - Yeah. 681 01:05:37,223 --> 01:05:40,832 Guys, actually, I need to postpone this conversation... 682 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:47,074 We... we had a pact. I... I trusted you, I liked you! 683 01:05:47,165 --> 01:05:50,843 - Martin, please, just sit down, we'll talk about this another time. - Another time? I mean, what time would you like... 684 01:05:50,927 --> 01:05:56,155 - Hey, where were you? - Oh! Right! Great! We all stop for your girlfriend, do we? 685 01:05:56,191 --> 01:06:02,231 She's not my girlfriend, okay, she's... she's a journalist. 686 01:06:02,265 --> 01:06:04,137 - What? - Look, I didn't know... 687 01:06:04,138 --> 01:06:06,410 You don't know much, do you? 688 01:06:06,477 --> 01:06:10,674 If... if... if... if he didn't know, he didn't know, I mean, we've had bad things written about us before. 689 01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:16,220 Look, I understand that you are angry, but, please, Martin, I'm feeling pretty humiliated... 690 01:06:16,304 --> 01:06:19,804 Fuck! You don't understand anything, you certainly don't understand humiliation. 691 01:06:19,805 --> 01:06:23,465 - Martin, you're being dramatic! - You're a leach! You're a fake! You're a fraud! 692 01:06:25,665 --> 01:06:27,820 - John, this isn't... - Who the fuck is John?! 693 01:06:27,909 --> 01:06:34,241 - I'm... look! I'm John, and, you know what, I'm not a fraud. - Stop it! Remember the Pact. 694 01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:35,999 Fuck the Pact! 695 01:06:37,082 --> 01:06:39,080 I'm not a crook! 696 01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:52,072 Good morning, Sunshine. Hello, Sweetheart. 697 01:07:52,648 --> 01:07:57,638 Lovely Sleepyhead... how are you? 698 01:07:57,717 --> 01:08:00,533 Good morning. All right, here we go. 699 01:08:00,546 --> 01:08:04,999 Not having Matty with me on the Holiday, it... it felt like I was missing a leg. 700 01:08:06,102 --> 01:08:09,907 Strange... light. 701 01:08:10,649 --> 01:08:13,054 That's probably not like missing a leg at all. 702 01:08:13,486 --> 01:08:18,252 I don't imagine most people's first impressions of leg loss is weightlessness. 703 01:08:25,297 --> 01:08:29,129 How's that? There we are. 704 01:08:32,915 --> 01:08:37,999 I missed him most when the plane was landing, it shook a little on descent. 705 01:08:38,587 --> 01:08:43,332 I thought I was going to die, and I hadn't said goodbye. 706 01:09:03,163 --> 01:09:07,914 J.J.'s girlfriend's piece meant the story... our story, didn't die. 707 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:12,622 But Martin said to concentrate on being boring and they'd eventually leave us alone. 708 01:09:13,276 --> 01:09:16,372 So, that's what I did. Not difficult. 709 01:09:17,088 --> 01:09:19,343 And as for the others... 710 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:26,509 as soon as we landed, we scattered in different directions like we were allergic to each other. 711 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:32,819 The Pact was broken beyond repair, and without the Pact, our friendship was broken, too. 712 01:09:35,089 --> 01:09:38,634 I still saw them, actually, every now and again. 713 01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:44,410 I saw Jess in places she shouldn't be. 714 01:09:45,710 --> 01:09:48,640 And I did make a little effort to find J.J. 715 01:09:50,346 --> 01:09:52,517 Just to check he was okay. 716 01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:03,340 I never saw Martin. 717 01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:13,219 Though, mostly I got on with my life and hoped they got on with theirs. 718 01:10:28,553 --> 01:10:33,260 Matty did really well. We did some interesting reflex work. 719 01:10:34,319 --> 01:10:38,130 Nice to have him properly looked after for once. 720 01:10:38,350 --> 01:10:39,883 He reacted well to company. 721 01:10:40,467 --> 01:10:42,584 I’m sure he loved a change from my blathering. 722 01:10:42,935 --> 01:10:47,187 - We couldn't get him out of this pool. - Well, he's always loved water. 723 01:10:47,247 --> 01:10:52,848 Ya know, there might be a slot for him to come to one of my weekly sessions, if you'd like it. 724 01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:58,338 - Oh, I'm sure he'd love it. - I'll add him to the list. 725 01:10:58,702 --> 01:11:05,117 - You know, you look like you caught a bit of color. - Ya know, I... 726 01:11:07,827 --> 01:11:15,223 From the pictures in the papers, it looked like you picked a very nice spot. 727 01:11:16,729 --> 01:11:19,963 Yes... well... 728 01:12:58,402 --> 01:13:01,906 Matty? Matty? 729 01:13:03,075 --> 01:13:04,479 Matty! 730 01:13:07,213 --> 01:13:09,732 No! No! 731 01:13:16,815 --> 01:13:18,261 Matty! 732 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,727 Matty! 733 01:14:15,733 --> 01:14:17,503 Hey, Maureen. 734 01:14:36,466 --> 01:14:40,098 - You came, too? - Yeah, nothin' on TV. 735 01:14:41,071 --> 01:14:46,636 This is my dad, he drove me. He'll probably say something really moving. 736 01:14:46,685 --> 01:14:51,903 - I'm very sorry to hear about your son, Maureen. - Wasn't one of his best attempts, was it? 737 01:14:53,375 --> 01:15:00,409 - I'm... I'm really grateful you're all... you're all here. - Of course we're here. 738 01:15:06,247 --> 01:15:09,426 - This isn't tea. - Oh, I know, it's hot chocolate. 739 01:15:09,511 --> 01:15:12,538 - I asked for tea. - Well, I was buying, I don't like the smell of tea. 740 01:15:12,987 --> 01:15:18,100 - So, when do you buy rounds in pubs... - Pink Gins, then you never have to buy a round ever again. 741 01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:21,455 It's clever, right? Is J.J. still not here, then? 742 01:15:22,823 --> 01:15:26,145 I couldn't get through to him, he's probably not picked up his messages. 743 01:15:26,177 --> 01:15:28,924 Yeah, it's either that or he really doesn't care, it's one way or the other. 744 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,499 I genuinely don't know how you've survived her? 745 01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,852 - Earplugs. - I am going to make you go and sit in the car in a minute. 746 01:15:34,937 --> 01:15:39,042 - Earplugs and pink gin. - He wasn't the reason I was up there. 747 01:15:39,715 --> 01:15:41,582 Matty. 748 01:15:42,577 --> 01:15:46,657 - He wasn't... - No? 749 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,161 Ya know, there were lots of reasons I was up on that roof. 750 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,253 You once asked me why, Jess. 751 01:15:56,342 --> 01:15:59,944 And I... I said... I said I... I felt helpless. 752 01:16:05,617 --> 01:16:10,543 But the truth is, I... I've not... I've not done a list for living and a list for... 753 01:16:12,074 --> 01:16:15,899 Ya know, it was a feeling, not a thought. 754 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,559 But not one of all those reasons was... 755 01:16:23,754 --> 01:16:29,006 was that I didn't love my son... not one of them... not one. 756 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,117 Maureen, we know that. 757 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:50,431 Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 758 01:16:50,515 --> 01:16:54,018 No, no, he's fine. Maureen, Maureen... he's fine. 759 01:16:55,755 --> 01:16:57,750 - What? - We're going to keep monitoring him. 760 01:16:57,828 --> 01:17:01,052 But he's no longer critical... he'll be fine. 761 01:17:01,501 --> 01:17:04,148 - He'll be fine? - Yeah, he'll be fine. 762 01:17:04,728 --> 01:17:06,018 Okay. 763 01:17:06,989 --> 01:17:12,691 Now, the tubes look worse than they are and we'll remove some tonight, and the rest, hopefully will be out tomorrow. 764 01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:18,530 I should have seen it coming, if he'd had... if he'd had proper care, then... 765 01:17:18,565 --> 01:17:22,176 Maureen, you saved him. 766 01:17:23,001 --> 01:17:25,792 It was a myocardial infarction. 767 01:17:27,862 --> 01:17:32,207 He... he had a heart attack of sorts, his symptoms were almost invisible. 768 01:17:33,419 --> 01:17:38,158 I did not see it. I was monitoring it and I didn't... 769 01:17:39,082 --> 01:17:43,885 But you caught it, you saved his life. 770 01:17:48,844 --> 01:17:51,245 Matty's a very lucky boy to have you. 771 01:17:53,330 --> 01:17:58,208 I only had one thought... when he... 772 01:18:00,888 --> 01:18:04,324 If he dies, I die. 773 01:18:05,927 --> 01:18:08,591 Well, he lived. 774 01:18:13,153 --> 01:18:17,573 And... and... and maybe he feels the same way about you as you do about him. 775 01:18:19,073 --> 01:18:21,024 Have you ever considered that? 776 01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:34,075 - It is Valentine's Day. - Um-hm. 777 01:18:34,466 --> 01:18:35,782 - Martin. - Yeah. 778 01:18:35,805 --> 01:18:37,645 - Today is Valentine's Day. - Good. 779 01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:38,436 - Martin! - Yeah. 780 01:18:38,471 --> 01:18:40,646 Breakfast TV's completely messed-up your brain, hasn't it? 781 01:18:40,647 --> 01:18:42,049 Come on. 782 01:18:42,275 --> 01:18:45,635 - Oh! J.J. The Pact. - Get Maureen, I'm gonna find J.J. now! 783 01:18:45,655 --> 01:18:47,737 Yeah... oh, shit. 784 01:19:10,973 --> 01:19:14,565 - Have you... have you seen J.J.? - J.J. is gone. 785 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:15,885 Gone? 786 01:19:15,961 --> 01:19:19,738 Yeah, he's a prick, he left over a week ago, didn't even serve notice. 787 01:19:20,649 --> 01:19:26,734 That prick, you're talking about, Paolo, happens to be my daughter's friend. 788 01:19:27,547 --> 01:19:29,740 And you'd do well to remember that. 789 01:19:36,783 --> 01:19:39,125 Your are called Paolo, aren't you? 790 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:47,551 It just that it says Paolo's Place outside, and you... certainly sound Italian, you... 791 01:19:48,536 --> 01:19:50,408 look like Italian, and... 792 01:19:52,106 --> 01:19:54,898 - Love your tats. - Come on, Dad. 793 01:20:03,085 --> 01:20:06,259 - Hello? - Oh, yes, hi, hi, hello. 794 01:20:06,294 --> 01:20:08,844 - What? - I'm looking for J.J. 795 01:20:09,358 --> 01:20:12,010 - Who? - John, John Julius. 796 01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:34,232 Oh, J.J. 797 01:21:48,764 --> 01:21:50,991 Oh, I hoped you wouldn't be up here. 798 01:21:53,353 --> 01:21:59,239 Do you know that three people have killed themselves from this building between New Year's and today? 799 01:22:00,918 --> 01:22:06,069 Sue Chomlin, housewife and manic depressive. 800 01:22:07,492 --> 01:22:12,563 David Frommet, banker who lost everything, and... 801 01:22:12,646 --> 01:22:16,362 Ben Peterson... he was only fifteen. 802 01:22:16,418 --> 01:22:20,280 So, you're going to... join 'em? 803 01:22:20,315 --> 01:22:26,759 I kept to the Pact, Martin, okay, just leave, it's none of your business now. 804 01:22:26,795 --> 01:22:29,854 True. Why, though, J.J.? 805 01:22:30,697 --> 01:22:34,457 - Why are you up here? - That's the thing... 806 01:22:34,945 --> 01:22:39,459 Martin, I... I didn't lie you, I don't know. 807 01:22:39,535 --> 01:22:42,587 You... don't know? 808 01:22:42,621 --> 01:22:46,159 That makes my reason better than any of yours. 809 01:22:46,242 --> 01:22:48,479 I wasn't aware that this was a competition. 810 01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:54,525 You see, what Jess needs is to feel important. 811 01:22:55,766 --> 01:23:00,730 Maureen needs to feel... loved. 812 01:23:01,723 --> 01:23:06,185 And you, you just... you just need to grow a brain. 813 01:23:07,404 --> 01:23:11,814 - Fair enough. - That you can solve your problems. 814 01:23:12,177 --> 01:23:16,357 But me, I can't. Martin, Martin, stop! 815 01:23:16,813 --> 01:23:21,159 Martin! Just stop walking. Three steps and I'm gone, just... 816 01:23:22,702 --> 01:23:29,670 Oh, God... look... I'm just... I'm just tired... 817 01:23:29,870 --> 01:23:35,628 of being scared all the time and not knowing why. 818 01:23:35,836 --> 01:23:41,890 I'm tired of being... trying... trying to change and not knowin' how. 819 01:23:42,649 --> 01:23:48,611 Ya know, leavin' my latest shit band... movin' countries... 820 01:23:51,050 --> 01:23:59,238 Because however much I do... change... I'm left with me. 821 01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:08,755 Sounds like you got it all worked-out, J.J. It's logical. 822 01:24:08,814 --> 01:24:15,140 The reason why you wanna die is because you don't wanna live. It's as simple as that, right? 823 01:24:15,626 --> 01:24:19,632 - I used to think like that, too. - J.J.! 824 01:24:22,968 --> 01:24:26,148 - And then there were four. - Don't you get it? I mean, we made it. 825 01:24:26,313 --> 01:24:32,254 All right, we all made it to Valentine's Day and nothing, okay, nothing, absolutely nothing has changed! 826 01:24:32,270 --> 01:24:36,849 - But, everything has changed. - What!? 827 01:24:39,435 --> 01:24:45,116 We are standing in entirely different positions, for one thing. 828 01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,315 I didn't ever want to be up here again, J.J, I'm pretty sure none of us did. 829 01:24:48,405 --> 01:24:52,833 He's right, ya know, it's shit up here. 830 01:24:54,748 --> 01:24:56,353 I hope... 831 01:24:56,395 --> 01:25:00,687 I think we still matter to you, J.J. 832 01:25:01,543 --> 01:25:04,397 I mean, why else would you pick Valentine's Day? 833 01:25:06,295 --> 01:25:11,747 You may think you want to die, but you knew we'd look for you. 834 01:25:13,854 --> 01:25:17,649 We're not up here because we want to die, we're here for you. 835 01:25:17,734 --> 01:25:22,735 The Topper House Four! We belong together, we're a team. 836 01:25:23,008 --> 01:25:26,705 I mean we're the worst team the world has ever known, and if I was picking, 837 01:25:26,724 --> 01:25:31,440 I mean, none of you would have made to on the sub's bench, but still, we're a team. 838 01:25:34,844 --> 01:25:39,560 I know. It's not much, son... 839 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:47,297 But... maybe... we're a start. 840 01:26:01,104 --> 01:26:03,365 You can't even see the bottom. 841 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,814 320 Days later. 842 01:26:27,298 --> 01:26:28,831 Hello? 843 01:26:30,077 --> 01:26:33,396 Hello? Can anybody hear me? 844 01:26:33,481 --> 01:26:37,468 - We can hear you and see you, Martin. - Bonsoir, Martin. 845 01:26:37,544 --> 01:26:39,937 Where's the button for this? 846 01:26:40,463 --> 01:26:45,653 - Oh! How are you?. - Maureen, is that glitter on your face? 847 01:26:45,694 --> 01:26:48,468 No, no... yes. 848 01:26:48,506 --> 01:26:55,254 Matty... Matty seems to like glitter, and we're having a kind of... well... New Year's Eve party. 849 01:26:55,336 --> 01:27:02,601 - Maureen, you Rager. - Jess, please! Trying to keep the noise down out here, okay? Sh! 850 01:27:02,669 --> 01:27:08,093 It was Dr. Stephens'... Robert's idea, actually. Yeah, he's been hugely helpful. 851 01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:11,486 In return for me joining his quiz team which has caused much 852 01:27:11,495 --> 01:27:16,223 controversy, because I was supposed to join another quiz team and it's... it's kinda complicated. 853 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:17,917 Sounds complicated. 854 01:27:18,455 --> 01:27:23,266 - I saw your dad got promoted, Jess. - Okay, we must have better news than that, c'mon, somebody say something. 855 01:27:23,349 --> 01:27:30,259 Martin? Why don't you stoke-up this party, why don't you tell us about some of your most recent bedtime conquests. 856 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:34,972 Well, I'm often asleep by 10, on my own, exhausted. 857 01:27:35,871 --> 01:27:39,823 Are children famous for getting you up early in the morning? I had no idea. 858 01:27:40,117 --> 01:27:44,109 God! When did we all turn into Little House on the Fucking Prairie? 859 01:27:44,215 --> 01:27:47,738 How I've missed you... all. 860 01:27:47,816 --> 01:27:51,971 Ya know, I... I got somethin' to say... my... my therapist... 861 01:27:52,054 --> 01:27:56,283 Therapist!? There! We get out some news. Did you all know, J.J. is now officially mad. 862 01:27:56,526 --> 01:28:01,942 - Ah, Jess, you see a therapist, too. - Yeah, of course, but all the best people are mad, in my opinion. 863 01:28:02,025 --> 01:28:10,105 My therapist told me a story, a true story, about this guy who survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. 864 01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:11,722 It's an anecdote, it's not certain news. 865 01:28:11,757 --> 01:28:20,186 The moment he jumped he realized that the only thing in his life he couldn't fix was the thing he'd just done. 866 01:28:20,969 --> 01:28:26,327 I mean, can you imagine those... those five seconds as he fell? The agony of that? 867 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:33,194 Well, to me, it feels like I fell... with... without falling. 868 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:42,467 Because of you guys, I had my five seconds up on that roof and... not in the air. 869 01:28:44,733 --> 01:28:46,297 Five seconds... 870 01:28:47,462 --> 01:28:52,857 Well, it means we gave each other five seconds. I like that, J.J. 871 01:28:52,893 --> 01:28:55,535 And then five seconds turned into a year. 872 01:28:56,215 --> 01:28:59,162 Into a life... sentence. 873 01:28:59,428 --> 01:29:02,742 You people make me want to kill myself. 874 01:29:04,224 --> 01:29:07,307 - Maureen, you coming? - No, no, I'm just talking to my friends. 875 01:29:07,392 --> 01:29:10,561 It's almost midnight and we're doing the Lambada. Come on... 876 01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:11,826 Maureen, where are you... 877 01:29:12,027 --> 01:29:14,608 - Maureen! - Happy New Year! 878 01:29:14,692 --> 01:29:20,587 Okay... okay, what just happened? Did Maureen just make us look like we're the square ones? 879 01:29:20,597 --> 01:29:24,326 Remember, you're the one who accused her of having too many cats. 880 01:29:24,745 --> 01:29:27,708 - Time to sign-off. - Happy New Year, Jess. 881 01:29:27,798 --> 01:29:29,065 Happy New Year, Martin. 882 01:29:32,170 --> 01:29:37,261 - Happy New Year, Jess. - Happy New Year, John Julius. 883 01:29:43,839 --> 01:29:51,410 We could go to a party, ya know, in case you were worried about being upstaged by Maureen. 884 01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:56,342 Well, that's just the problem then, isn't it? I don't really want to go to a party. 885 01:29:58,256 --> 01:30:00,619 I think you've broken me. 886 01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:05,455 - Don't... smile. - No? 887 01:30:05,568 --> 01:30:07,340 - I will kill you... - I know. 888 01:30:07,438 --> 01:30:09,093 if you smile. 889 01:30:18,601 --> 01:30:21,939 Come on, up to bed, Sleepyhead. 890 01:30:22,305 --> 01:30:24,436 There ya go. Good girl. 891 01:30:29,405 --> 01:30:32,045 Oh, yes, there ya go. 892 01:30:32,347 --> 01:30:36,224 - Is it midnight yet? - Yes. 893 01:30:37,069 --> 01:30:40,364 It is, you made it. 894 01:30:41,092 --> 01:30:45,852 Another new year. Here we go.