1 00:00:26,111 --> 00:00:27,476 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:36,015 NARRATOR: Following months of high rainfall, 3 00:00:36,016 --> 00:00:38,787 the river Seine begins to rise more rapidly than normal. 4 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,701 Over the course of the last week, 5 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:43,502 thousands of Parisians living nearby the river 6 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,631 have already evacuated. 7 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,965 To continue moving throughout the city, 8 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,509 residents travel by boat or across 9 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:54,447 a series of wooden walkways built by Parisians themselves. 10 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:58,530 The water reaches a height of 20 feet above the normal. 11 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:01,279 The Eiffel Tower has wet feet. 12 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:17,496 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 13 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:35,805 (LAUGHING) 14 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,578 Emile, hey! Over here! 15 00:01:40,894 --> 00:01:41,895 (SIGHS) 16 00:01:44,606 --> 00:01:47,166 - Let me take that. (GIGGLES) Thanks. 17 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,236 You know, Emile, I only have one regret. 18 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:52,500 You do? What? 19 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:56,241 That it took you two years to ask me for a date. 20 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:58,202 I... I was scared you'd say no. 21 00:01:58,203 --> 00:02:00,331 Oh, Emile. I wish I had known. 22 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:03,242 All that time wasted. 23 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,502 Maud, my darling. Don't let your mind dwell on that. 24 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:08,712 The past is past. The future is ours. 25 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:11,375 Nothing. Nothing can come between us now. 26 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:12,482 (SCREAMS) 27 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,924 (ROARS) (BOTH SCREAM) 28 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:16,914 Emile! 29 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:18,097 (GASPS) 30 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,289 (GRUNTS) 31 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,553 (SCREAMING) 32 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,159 (CHUCKLES) It's show time! What do you got? 33 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,924 To the left! Yes, parry! To the right! 34 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,419 - Whoa! (SCREAMS) 35 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,821 It's a dragon! 36 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:35,823 What on earth is a dragon doing in France? 37 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:37,686 What on earth is a dragon doing on earth? 38 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,758 (SCREAMS) 39 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:39,828 (ROARS) 40 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:42,380 (AUDIENCE GROANS) 41 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:44,374 (GASPS) 42 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:46,835 Oh, no! 43 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,277 (AUDIENCE JEERING) 44 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,983 Okay, come on! Here it is! 45 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,347 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 46 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:03,810 Whew. 47 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,085 - Come on. (EXCLAIMS) 48 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:19,765 (GRUNTS) 49 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,203 (SIGHS) 50 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,295 Hmm. 51 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:30,852 (HUMMING) 52 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,022 (SIGHS) (BACKFIRING) 53 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,052 (GASPS) 54 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:39,595 (CLANGING) 55 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:40,942 Hey. (COUGHS) 56 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,839 (GASPS) - Hello, Raoul. 57 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,562 Well, hello, Maud. Look at you. Petite as always. 58 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:47,720 That's a lovely dress. What is that? 59 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,140 - Kind of an eggplant? - Oh, thank you. 60 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,939 Um, I think it's more of a purple. 61 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,065 More of an eggplant I think. 62 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,392 Is Emile in? I have something for him. 63 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,777 No, I guess it is kind of an eggplant. 64 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,143 (CLEARS THROAT) 65 00:03:57,144 --> 00:03:58,814 - Oh. The new Méliés film! - Mmm-hmm. 66 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:00,866 He'll be so excited, it's his idol. 67 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:02,284 - Hey, Emile! - Oh! 68 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,119 - Hey, Raoul! - Catch this! 69 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,144 (GRUNTS) 70 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,622 (EXCLAIMS) 71 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,690 Oh! Oh, that's embarrassing. 72 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,184 (GIGGLES) 73 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,686 - Hey, you! - Oh! 74 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,577 Come on, come on. Quick. 75 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,196 Okay, not looking. 76 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,408 - I can't see anything now. - Come on, come on! 77 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,400 Going somewhere, Emile? 78 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:22,807 I have to go to Barbés to buy a new belt. 79 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:24,014 Obviously. 80 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:26,450 Oh, no, no. A belt for my projector. 81 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:30,354 (CHUCKLES) Since when do you put pants on your projector? 82 00:04:30,355 --> 00:04:31,379 (LAUGHS) 83 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:35,250 - Pants on my projector? - Yeah, because uh... Never mind. 84 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,929 Do you need a lift? It's on my route. 85 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:38,606 Catherine is right... 86 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,027 Oh! Catherine! 87 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:42,116 (YELLS) Come on! Could you stop the... 88 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,259 (CLATTERING) (WOMAN GASPS) 89 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,752 Sorry! Come here! 90 00:04:44,753 --> 00:04:46,139 - Come on, bad truck! Come back. (CLEARS THROAT) 91 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:49,435 (STAMMERS) So, I'll see you later at the screening? 92 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,305 Yes. Uh, yes, you will. 93 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,488 (STAMMERING) You know, Maud, 94 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,793 I was wondering if... 95 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,137 If you don't mind... 96 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:06,601 - Uh, maybe... Maybe you would... - Yes! Of course I would. 97 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,351 You would? 98 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,557 Ah, yes, yes... That! 99 00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:17,025 Well, yes, of course... I mean, thank you. 100 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,960 Uh, here. Thank you, Maud. 101 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,728 Um, anything else, Emile? 102 00:05:22,407 --> 00:05:23,533 Yes. Uh... 103 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:28,289 (STAMMERING) Well, I thought perhaps after the screening... 104 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:31,498 Emile, buddy! Let's shake a leg. I'm on a schedule here. 105 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,969 You'll have plenty of time to woo Maud when you're back. 106 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:36,936 (GIGGLES) 107 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,722 Bye! 108 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,862 (CHURCH BELLS TOLLING) 109 00:05:46,431 --> 00:05:48,598 EMILE: Well, thank you very much, Raoul! 110 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,809 Well, you're very welcome, Emile. 111 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,073 Uh, for what? 112 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,155 I was talking to her and you ruined it! 113 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:57,149 You little devil, you! Let me pinch those cheeks. 114 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,234 You finally decided to ask her out, didn't you? 115 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,278 Well, no, it's so complicated. 116 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:04,072 What's so complicated? You ask her out, she swoons. 117 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:07,284 She says yes, you swoon back. Deal sealed. You're on a date. 118 00:06:07,285 --> 00:06:09,310 EMILE: It's not that simple. 119 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,448 Every time I see her, 120 00:06:11,449 --> 00:06:13,720 my tongue kind of gets glued to the top of my mouth. 121 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,126 Which is why you write her a letter. 122 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:18,493 The only thing you have to glue then is an envelope. (GIGGLES) 123 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,604 A letter. 124 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:21,777 That's not a bad idea! 125 00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:23,206 Of course that's not a bad idea. It's a great idea. I had it! 126 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:24,293 I'll help you if you want. 127 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,710 I got a way with words as you know. 128 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:26,929 EMILE: (STUTTERING) Well... I do know. 129 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:29,139 But do you know much about love, Raoul? 130 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,574 Do I... (LAUGHS) 131 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:34,366 Oh, you are adorable. Do I know about love? 132 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,898 Do you have any idea what they say around Paris? 133 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:40,163 When Raoul is on the prowl, the kitty cats all meow! 134 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:46,215 EMILE: - Oh. That does rhyme. - It better than rhymes, my friend. 135 00:06:48,493 --> 00:06:50,257 Hello, Madame Omelette! 136 00:06:50,258 --> 00:06:51,125 Hope you're not feeling too scrambled today 137 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:52,888 and you're feeling nice and over-easy. 138 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,039 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,665 Where... Where are my eggs? 140 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,226 It's not that I don't trust you, Raoul, 141 00:06:58,227 --> 00:06:59,444 but the way you drive, I figured it's safer to deliver the eggs 142 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:01,046 with a little padding. (CLUCKING) 143 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,208 (CHUCKLING) 144 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:03,997 (GROANS) Great! 145 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:06,219 (SNEEZING) 146 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,234 - Raoul, are you okay? - No I'm fine, it's just... 147 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:13,391 (SNEEZES VIOLENTLY) Allergies! 148 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:15,019 (CONTINUES SNEEZING) 149 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:16,244 MAN: Hey! 150 00:07:17,355 --> 00:07:19,106 - Moron! RAOUL: - Sorry, honey! 151 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:21,109 EMILE: You drive very fast! 152 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,401 I know! 153 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:26,300 Ever since Catherine runs on sunflower oil, she really flies. 154 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:31,214 Uh, speaking of flies... Your coat. It's very itchy! 155 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,580 It feels like straw. 156 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:36,665 Straw? Are you kidding? What I paid for this? 157 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,225 (LAUGHS) Oh, Emile. 158 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,556 This is genuine 100%... (SNEEZES) 159 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,486 ...rare! 160 00:07:42,672 --> 00:07:46,506 The flood of the century! Commissioner's popularity sinks as... 161 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:48,341 - As fast as the water rises! - Uh, Raoul! 162 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,719 (HORN HONKING) 163 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,983 Oh! (SCREAMS) 164 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,748 (BOTH SCREAMING) (TYRES SCREECHING) 165 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:56,144 Whoa! 166 00:07:58,563 --> 00:07:59,688 (CLUCKING) 167 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,123 (BOTH SCREAMING) 168 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:03,091 (TYRES SCREECHING) 169 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:05,718 Oh. 170 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:11,868 Oh, no. 171 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,995 (SNEEZING VIOLENTLY) 172 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:20,525 RAOUL: (SHOUTING) I hate birds! 173 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,510 EMILE: - Thank you, Raoul! - Don't mention it, big man! 174 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,842 See you later! 175 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,931 Hey! Watch where you're going! 176 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,093 (CHUCKLING) 177 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,344 Here. A brand new second-hand belt. 178 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,899 - Anything else? - Uh, maybe. 179 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:45,391 Mmm-hmm. She's a beauty, isn't she? 180 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,092 Oh, yes! 181 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,523 (WHISTLING) 182 00:08:54,452 --> 00:08:56,453 - What's that? - What is that? 183 00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:58,013 That is the future! 184 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,809 No, that! Is it straw? 185 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,540 No. Okay. Now, back to the future. 186 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,128 You see? No more blisters, no more dirty clothes, 187 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,961 no more aches and pains. 188 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:09,028 All comfort, no effort! That's the future. 189 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,343 - Okay. But what does it do? - What does it do? 190 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,470 It does... 191 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:14,764 (EXCLAIMS) 192 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,368 (SPUTTERING) 193 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,353 (BOTH CHUCKLING EMBARRASSEDLY) 194 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:20,894 (CLEARS THROAT) Well... 195 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:23,188 - Bye-bye now! Thank you. - Thank you. 196 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,213 Uh, bye! 197 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,965 (SIGHS) My camera. 198 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:27,993 Oh, look at that! 199 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,261 (LAUGHS) 200 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,555 This is beautiful. 201 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:34,909 That's... That's my camera. 202 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,244 Wait! He's running away. 203 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,009 Thief! (PANTING) Thief! 204 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,772 Okay? Well, okay. Oh, right, right, right. 205 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,360 - My camera! MAN: - Hey, stop, thief! 206 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:48,988 (GROANS) 207 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,310 Oh, no. It's not supposed to do that. 208 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,573 Huh? That's fantastic! 209 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:57,640 (GRUNTING) 210 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,392 It worked great yesterday! 211 00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:01,451 (BLOWING) 212 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,036 (BLARING LOUDLY) 213 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,275 Okay. Maybe if I just press... 214 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:09,444 (GASPS) - Oh. Hey! 215 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,377 One. Two. 216 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,840 And it's supposed to do that? 217 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,284 Raoul! Thank you. Thank you so much! 218 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:18,810 You saved my life! 219 00:10:18,811 --> 00:10:20,470 - Uh, I did? - Yes. Look. 220 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,958 And three. And I meant to do that! 221 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:31,006 Now, we are all nice and warmed up, let's deliver those babies. 222 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,667 (STAMMERING) Uh, I don't know if I can. 223 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,177 It's just that I don't want to be late. 224 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,153 Don't worry. We're gonna get there in a flash. 225 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,657 (RAOUL WHISTLING) 226 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:53,412 Wow! 227 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,329 RAOUL: You're gonna love the professor. He's a real character. 228 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:59,868 Way ahead of his time. A real visionary. A little like myself. 229 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:01,595 Too bad he never lets me see his work. 230 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,027 Maybe he's shy? 231 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,684 Yes, maybe. Professor! 232 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,918 - Oh, apparently very shy! - Hmm. 233 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,683 Okay, what have we got? 234 00:11:10,684 --> 00:11:11,772 "Dear Raoul, I am in New York for a conference." 235 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,856 "Just leave the peat outside." 236 00:11:13,857 --> 00:11:15,000 "In my absence, Charles will take care of it." 237 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,083 - Hmm. - Who's Charles? 238 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,261 (CHUCKLES) 239 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:21,448 RAOUL: - Charles, come on. (SNIFFING) 240 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:23,666 Oh! 241 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,601 Oh! "Charles, Assistant Botanist." 242 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,429 Hello, Charles. 243 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:31,941 Now, let's get those precious bags inside. 244 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,371 We wouldn't want them to get wet. Right, Charles? 245 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:35,278 (SCREECHING) - What? Okay. 246 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,413 "Well, now that you're inside, just leave the peat at the door." 247 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,617 "Whatever you do, don't..." (GRUNTS) "...touch anything." 248 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,284 "Thank you. Good day." 249 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,946 Okay. Okay, I get it. 250 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,654 The professor seems to know you pretty well! 251 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,909 Yeah. Yeah. 252 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,285 (WHISTLING) 253 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,204 EMILE: Wow! 254 00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:54,663 - Beautiful. (GRUNTING) 255 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:58,387 Another job well done. For peat's sake! Right? 256 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,679 (LAUGHS) 'Cause it's peat! Get it? Do you get it? 257 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,909 Pete's sake? 258 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:04,616 You're a monkey. 259 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,813 All right! Ready for a quick tour? 260 00:12:09,814 --> 00:12:12,023 But the monkey said we weren't supposed to... 261 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,857 The monkey said, come on! You could film it! 262 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:16,079 Imagine, Your own jungle movie! I play the brave explorer. 263 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,238 - What do you think? - You think I could? 264 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,490 (LAUGHS) You are... Yeah, of course! 265 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:21,991 (WHISPERS) Let's get to it! 266 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,327 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) We'll call him... 267 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,955 Let's call him Jeff, 268 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,862 with my companion Charlie 269 00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:31,648 and we're going to save the damsel from the dark regions of the jungle. 270 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:34,379 (SCREECHING) - Oh, my... Look at that monster! 271 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,644 EMILE: What kind of tree is that? 272 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:40,201 Well, that, Emile, it's an Extremus Gigantis Circus uh... 273 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,012 Asparagus. 274 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,950 (HOOTING) - Actually, it's a sequoia. 275 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,020 If you prefer the generic name. 276 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,082 Oh, my... Look at that! It's the professor's lab! 277 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,322 Emile! Emile! Come and get a shot of me! 278 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,712 (LAUGHING ECSTATICALLY) 279 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,693 Okay! What do we got? "Do not use." 280 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:07,452 All right. Let's see what it does. 281 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,586 - Are you filming? - Yes, but it says do not use... 282 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,625 No. (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 283 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,025 Oh! 284 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,503 (COUGHING) 285 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,544 (SIGHS) Huh? Right. Okay, next. 286 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,496 How about this one? "Atomise-a-tune." 287 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,488 Atomise-a-tune. Good name! 288 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,891 "Blah blah blah... For a more melodious voice." 289 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:29,121 (SCREECHING) 290 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,707 (SINGING WITH OPERATIC VOICE) 291 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,044 (LAUGHING) That's incredible! 292 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,573 That's amazing! Charles, you have a lovely singing voice. 293 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,642 All right let's try this one. "Super-Fertilizer." Hmm. 294 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:46,820 "Unstable." 295 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,725 Okay. Now all I need now is a little seed. 296 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:53,794 From this jar, here. A tiny drop, or two. And then we wait. 297 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,542 And we continue to wait. 298 00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,651 And we wait. 299 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,925 This one's a... This one's a dud. 300 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:04,677 - Maybe you need to water it. - Good idea, Emile. 301 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,736 (HUMMING) 302 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,938 Very disappointing, Professor. 303 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,140 Okay. Next! 304 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:19,941 RAOUL: Let's see if the old geezer invented anything that actually works? 305 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,196 (GASPS) 306 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,255 (SCREAMS) EMILE: - Whoa! 307 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:25,499 Wow! 308 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,952 (WHISPERS) Did you get that? 309 00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:31,183 - I did! All of it! (LAUGHING) 310 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,207 God! A sunflower that big must produce tons of oil. 311 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,075 This could cut Catherine's fuel budget by 10. 312 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,796 Emile, this must be my lucky day! 313 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:40,923 (WHIMPERS) 314 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,132 (CREAKING) 315 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,628 - Emile! (CHARLES SCREECHING) 316 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:47,995 (GRUNTS) 317 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,310 (EXPLOSION) 318 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,617 (COUGHING) 319 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,174 Huh? What? 320 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,345 (EXCLAIMS) 321 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:30,014 (GASPS) 322 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,011 (SCREAMING) 323 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,237 (GROANING) 324 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,919 Raoul? Raoul? 325 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,576 Raoul! Raoul, are you okay? 326 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,806 (SHUDDERING) 327 00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,497 Yeah. I think... I think the coat saved my life. 328 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,762 Emile? Emile! I'm okay! I'm okay. 329 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,616 Oh. Good. Good. 330 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,543 (GASPS) Charles! Where is Charles? 331 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,322 Charles? 332 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,718 "Look up." 333 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,242 Huh? Oh! 334 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,295 (LAUGHS) Hey, Charles! (HOOTING) 335 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,721 Right, good, Charles is fine. You're fine. I'm fine. 336 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,068 The plants are fine. Everything's fine. 337 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,330 (SHATTERING) 338 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,355 There. So, I think we'll be going now. Good night. 339 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,017 It's been a pleasure. 340 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,789 Raoul. Raoul? 341 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,489 You didn't see something strange in there, did you? 342 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,741 You mean besides a singing monkey, 343 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,078 a 50 foot sunflower and vials of potions that almost killed us? 344 00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:37,038 No. You see anything strange? 345 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,707 (STAMMERING) You mean you didn't see a seven foot creature 346 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,752 with big red bug eyes, four arms, and spikes all over his body? 347 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,914 (CHUCKLING) 348 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,982 Emile. I think somebody has been watching too many movies. 349 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,254 - You think? - Yes, my friend. 350 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,401 (SNEEZES) 351 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:54,970 (HORN BLARING) 352 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,517 (MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH) 353 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,159 (SINGING ALONG) 354 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,749 (SCREAMING) 355 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,582 (MAN SCREAMING) 356 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,440 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 357 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,940 MAN: With all this flooding, what a dreadful winter... 358 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,826 - Whoops! CARLOTTA: - Very harsh winter, yes. 359 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,196 - But I don't complain. - Naturally. 360 00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,829 - We're lucky. - Yes, we are. 361 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,166 Uh, say, Madame Carlotta, have you told Lucille about my songs yet? 362 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,329 (WHISPERS) Go on! - Oh, okay. 363 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,337 - Water goes where water goes. - Mmm-hmm? 364 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,466 Who do they think I am? Moses? 365 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,425 Am I supposed to make miracles? 366 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,588 Uh, no, but perhaps some boats, 367 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,266 more walkways, shelters for the poor, blankets... 368 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,686 Forget blankets. What's needed here is diversion. 369 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,812 Oh, yes, perfect. We can divert the water. 370 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,339 - Not water, Paté. Their minds. - Oh. 371 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:32,254 We need to get their minds out of the wet and onto something big. 372 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,740 Something that will wash this headline away 373 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:39,575 and replace it with something that will grab their imagination. 374 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,512 Uh... Like What? 375 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,262 I don't know. Something that will have some pizzazz. 376 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,124 Something that will pop! 377 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,515 ALBERT: Whoa! 378 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,809 Give me that! 379 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,048 - What? - Go! 380 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,216 Not my fault! 381 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,276 (WHISPERS) Now! - Whatever! 382 00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:57,499 Commissioner Maynott, Captain Paté, I trust everything is to your liking? 383 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,639 Oh, yes, my dear Carlotta, yes. 384 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,265 Yes, of course it is, isn't it? 385 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,851 - One step from perfection. - One step from... Oh! 386 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,718 All that is needed now is 387 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,804 for your angel of a niece 388 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,566 to accept my invitation. 389 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,591 (LAUGHS) 390 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,362 - With my compliments. - Oh, Commissioner, what an honour! 391 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,230 Oh, I'm sure she will be delighted. 392 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,305 (LAUGHS) 393 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,180 Oh, speak of the devil. 394 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,360 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - Ah! 395 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,734 (PIANO PLAYING) 396 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,427 ♪ She is resplendent 397 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,089 ♪ So confident 398 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,706 ♪ La Seine, La, Seine, La Seine 399 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,032 ♪ I realise I'm hypnotised 400 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,033 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 401 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,670 ♪ I hear the moon singing a tune 402 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,632 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 403 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,413 ♪ Is she divine? Is it the wine? 404 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,175 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 405 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,836 ♪ I don't know, don't know 406 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,841 ♪ So don't ask me why that's how we are 407 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,521 ♪ La Seine and I 408 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,386 ♪ I don't know, don't know 409 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,391 ♪ So don't ask me why that's how we are 410 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,364 ♪ La Seine and I 411 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,118 ♪ I don't know, don't know 412 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,235 ♪ So don't ask me why that's how we are 413 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,041 ♪ La Seine and I 414 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,255 ♪ That's how we are 415 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,230 ♪ La Seine and I ♪ 416 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,111 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 417 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,415 Not interested. 418 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,552 Everybody needs somebody. Even you! 419 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,712 You look at the Commissioner. 420 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,847 He's successful, he's a national figure. 421 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,350 - He's pompous. - He has a medal of honour! 422 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,820 - He's boring. - People respect him. 423 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,815 He's got nice hair. Oh, I love his hair. 424 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,482 He smells good, doesn't he? 425 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,776 - He's attractive... (SIGHS) He's not my type! 426 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,144 Not your type? Okay, maybe not yet. 427 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,032 But you meet him, you're nice, and he becomes your type. 428 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,368 Perhaps you smile that wonderful smile of yours. 429 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,703 - And who knows? (SIGHS) 430 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,509 Come on, let me see it. 431 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,533 Ah, perfect! (LAUGHS) 432 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,046 (SIGHS) 433 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,009 - What a singer! (CHUCKLES) Mmm, and what a woman! 434 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,374 What do you mean, "What a woman"? 435 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,863 I'm wondering. Would you be jealous? 436 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,600 - Oh, dear! - What? 437 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:56,885 There. 438 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,864 (EXCLAIMS) 439 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,492 - What's wrong? - Something touched me! 440 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,929 Oh! Don't worry, dear. It won't attack a larger animal. 441 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,707 (HISSING) (CAT YOWLING) 442 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,267 (SCREAMS) - What? 443 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,311 (SCREAMS) 444 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,589 Oh, God, no! No! Let me go! 445 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,319 (WHIMPERING) 446 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,924 - Go! Run! (SCREAMING) 447 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,228 Rum 448 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,514 (GROWLING) 449 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,352 Oh, horrible. Seven feet tall, 450 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,253 razor-sharp teeth. 451 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,080 Horrible. 452 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,708 - Yeah, of course. Sign here. - Oh. 453 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,278 How's it going with that sketch? 454 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,280 (SIGHS) 455 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,731 - Huh? Wait. Uh... - He's getting good, huh? 456 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,321 Let's see here. 457 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,025 What could rhyme with "great destiny"? 458 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,130 (CHUCKLES) Ah, yes, I know! "Me!" 459 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,156 (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Come in! 460 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,135 Paté. 461 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,137 What in the world are you wearing? 462 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,390 It's all part of the new fitness campaign for elite officers. 463 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,518 I have agreed to lead the Rapid Response Bicycle Unit. 464 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,351 Brilliant. Anything new? 465 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,601 Well, it's just a theory but... 466 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,445 Here is where the store window was smashed. 467 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,288 Yes. 468 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,940 - Here is where the children were traumatized. - Okay. 469 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,379 Here is where the horse was spooked and stampeded through the lingerie shop. 470 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,896 - See what I'm getting at? - Uh... Actually no. 471 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,208 There is a pattern, a logical progression, 472 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,234 leading all the way to here. 473 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,462 MAYNOTT: And? 474 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:45,382 Well, I would like permission to do a more thorough investigation, 475 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,148 - Sir. - Yes, of course, investigate away. 476 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,213 Let the public see that we are men of action. 477 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,476 - Thank you, sir. Thank you. - Yeah. Hmm. 478 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,145 But don't be too quick at solving the case, Paté. 479 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,147 But, sir, I should think the quicker the better. 480 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,617 We are on the verge of a catastrophe. 481 00:24:02,618 --> 00:24:04,725 Where you see catastrophe, I see opportunity. 482 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,771 You see, my dear Captain, 483 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,885 when people are frightened they need protection. 484 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:14,872 They need someone that they can turn to, 485 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,892 someone to believe in, 486 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,458 a saviour, 487 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,085 a hero. 488 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,326 In other words, they need 489 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:24,738 me! 490 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,283 CARLOTTA: And say hello for me. LUCILLE: Sure. 491 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:33,673 CARLOTTA: No, don't. You don't have to. No, no. 492 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,307 I mean, well, if he mentions me. 493 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,677 LUCILLE: - Okay! - Oh, let me see... 494 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,354 Darling, wait. Stop. Let me take a look. 495 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,370 - Oh, perfect. - Mmm-hmm? 496 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,220 What's that? 497 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,415 "A strange creature has been seen in the streets of Paris." 498 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,917 "The beast is seven feet high, is extremely hairy," 499 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,046 "and has two big and red eyes." 500 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,381 "Under those circumstances, we recommend all citizens" 501 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,258 "not to go out alone at night." 502 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,385 Oh, great! 503 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,506 "Be cautious and do not panic." 504 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,156 (SCREAMS) 505 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,728 Raoul! You scared me! What are you doing here? 506 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:22,980 You scared me! And I'm working here! 507 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,274 - Well, I hope nothing's broken. - No, I'm fine. 508 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:28,040 I'm talking about the champagne, you idiot! 509 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,486 Look at me! I'm a mess! 510 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,155 Here comes the drama queen. 511 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,181 Come on. It's nothing. Here. 512 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,211 Give me that! You're making it worse. 513 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,787 Oh, great. Now, I have to change again! 514 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,258 Uh, not a bad idea. Brown is definitely not your colour. 515 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,294 I see. You're a fashion expert now. 516 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,821 Very credible with that straw coat on. 517 00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,009 - It's not straw. - I see nothing has changed. 518 00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:52,008 Still the same birdbrain you were in the first grade. 519 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:53,886 And you're still so, so... 520 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:54,888 So you! 521 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,806 - What a repartee! (MIMICKING) What a repartee! 522 00:25:57,807 --> 00:26:00,640 Oh, I'm so smart. I use words like repartee. 523 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,978 Look at me. Look at how amazing I am! 524 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,606 (MIMICKING) Ooh, I'm so dumb. Oh. I fell on my butt again! 525 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:09,441 (MIMICKING) I'm a star. I'm a princess. But I sing like a frog! 526 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,654 - Oh. I get it. - You get what? 527 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,518 - You're jealous. (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah, I'm jealous. 528 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:14,790 You're jealous of my success. 529 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,201 - It makes you feel small. (LAUGHS) 530 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,564 - Listen, honey... - Don't you honey me. 531 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:21,163 Listen honey. I'm doing just fine, okay? 532 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,428 Women like me, men want to be me, 533 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,255 uh, men want to be with the women who like me. 534 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:30,401 And the women, uh, want to be... 535 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,271 The men who want to be with me... 536 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,419 I'm popular and creative. 537 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:37,571 Creative? 538 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,872 You mean that piece of junk? 539 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,185 Don't you... Don't you dare bring Catherine into this! 540 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:46,480 If you want to see popular and creative, come see my show one night. 541 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:49,314 Oh, wait! You can't. We don't accept losers. 542 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,070 Oh, good one. Oh, pardon me, your Royal Pain in the Buttness. 543 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,902 I didn't realise you had to win the Medal of Honour 544 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:57,425 to gain entrance to the Cheese Hall! 545 00:26:57,426 --> 00:26:59,559 In your case, the only way you will be admitted 546 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,805 is if you show up with that medal pinned to your chest. 547 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:05,291 It would look great on your lovely straw coat! 548 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,852 It's not... It's not... It's not straw! 549 00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:11,797 Ah, and one more thing. 550 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,823 If you come with that medal, 551 00:27:13,824 --> 00:27:16,418 the best table will be waiting along with all the champagne you can drink. 552 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:17,678 On the house. 553 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,805 (GRUNTING) 554 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,100 (NEIGHING) 555 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:28,314 ALBERT: I'm in the bathroom! LUCILLE: Now! 556 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,982 ALBERT: - Okay, okay! (SIGHS) 557 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:30,859 Pest! 558 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319 (GRUNTING) 559 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,034 - There is a monster in Paris! (SCREAMS) 560 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,596 People are scared! 561 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,182 Give me one! Here. 562 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,201 Thanks. 563 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,426 Huh? 564 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,015 How is it going up there? 565 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,142 I'm close. 566 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:08,395 POLICEMAN: Would you just check over there... 567 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,921 Let's see... Okay. 568 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:11,607 There... Oh. 569 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,676 POLICEMAN 3: Let's search thoroughly. Look everywhere. 570 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,110 (CHARLES SCREECHING) 571 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,272 (SIGHS) Oh! 572 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,640 Wait a minute. What is this? 573 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,216 Oh, my God! 574 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,640 Oh, this is a nightmare! 575 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,897 Emile! It's a nightmare! I've lost all my clients. 576 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,024 (EXCLAIMS) 577 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:57,152 - What's that? - It's the monster! 578 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,113 The monster that we created! 579 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:01,776 Yes, our own monster. He's got your eyes. 580 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:02,847 And, Uh, my hairy legs! 581 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,699 What are we going to do? 582 00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:08,172 Everything's fine. Nothing happened. It's not our fault. 583 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,644 (PANTING) Besides, nobody knows we were there! 584 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,036 Could have been anybody! Could have been anybody. 585 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,253 Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen, 586 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:17,131 but I think you are about to be the stars of the next feature. 587 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,260 It's called The Interrogation! 588 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,072 (WHIMPERING) 589 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,168 (CLEARS THROAT) 590 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,540 The faceless and nameless masses 591 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,541 living their lives like cockroaches, 592 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,314 and those with a great destiny, 593 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,092 those like you and me. 594 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,068 You're very kind, Commissioner, but I'm just a singer. 595 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,997 Oh, don't be modest. 596 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,356 You see, I'm due to inaugurate the new railway. 597 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,043 Everybody will talk about it 598 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:58,207 and I would be honoured to have you open the event 599 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,167 and stand by my side. 600 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:04,278 Because you're not just a singer, you're a star. 601 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,152 Shining brighter than all others, 602 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,409 lighting the way to a brilliant future. 603 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,935 For you, for me, for us. 604 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,216 Uh, that's very nice of you, 605 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:23,069 but don't you think it's a little early to refer to us as "us"? 606 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,507 (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me? 607 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:27,577 Yes, Paté? 608 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:31,330 I don't mean to interrupt, but I have extremely important news. 609 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,197 - What? - The monster... 610 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,229 I have three suspects. 611 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,464 (WHIMPERS) 612 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,175 Now, if you'll look very closely 613 00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,260 right here, just before the explosion... 614 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,195 See that little black dot? 615 00:30:47,196 --> 00:30:48,970 It's a flea from the monkey's fur. 616 00:30:48,971 --> 00:30:51,707 I believe that the combination of these potions 617 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,100 turned it into 618 00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,793 the monster! - Bravo, Paté! 619 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,197 Bravo! A giant flea! 620 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,380 This is exactly what I've been looking for! 621 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,600 (LAUGHS) 622 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,621 Excuse me, sir. I'm just starting out in life. 623 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:13,724 I don't want to go to jail. 624 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:16,458 Prison's a low-growth market for home deliveries. 625 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,826 Arrest the monkey! It was his flea! 626 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,797 Prison? Who said anything about prison? 627 00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,799 This is a story about heroes. 628 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,734 Heroes don't go to prison. 629 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,804 - But, sir, they're guilty! - Guilty of what? 630 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:32,975 Of giving me the chance to show the public where they can place their trust? 631 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:35,809 No, no, they do not deserve to go to prison. 632 00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:39,483 They deserve to be celebrated, to be honoured. 633 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,431 They deserve... 634 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,321 - Huh? - Here, pick one. 635 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:47,483 Uh, well... 636 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,492 Would you have a medal of honour in there, by any chance? 637 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,335 Hmm? 638 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,949 ♪ When I can't take no more I take a great big snore 639 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:57,082 ♪ I fall asleep at Easter and wake up at Easter 640 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,915 ♪ One year fate! ♪ 641 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,022 (PANTING) 642 00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,793 - So? - Uh... Right. 643 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,201 Thank you, Albert! 644 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,929 I, uh... Look, I'll be honest with you... 645 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,973 What? You don't like that one? This one perhaps. 646 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:15,976 ♪ To the bosses, I say no To work I say bye-bye... ♪ 647 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,143 Albert... Albert. Albert! 648 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:19,188 The song isn't the problem. 649 00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:21,857 What is the problem then? I have talent. 650 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,233 All my friends say so. 651 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:25,661 All I need is someone to give me a big break. That's all. 652 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:27,446 That or some new friends. 653 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:30,073 It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie. I have to run. 654 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,617 You'll tell me about it, right? 655 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:32,826 Tell you what? 656 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:36,058 You know! How it went with the Commissioner! Right? 657 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,249 - Oh, right. - Okay, good. 658 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,096 I can't wait! 659 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:43,642 - Look, Albert. Thank you. - Don't bother. 660 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,590 I know. I'm too original for a place like this. 661 00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:48,025 Too avant-garde. 662 00:32:48,026 --> 00:32:49,621 You took the words right out of my mouth. 663 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,201 - That's what I am. - That's what you are. 664 00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:52,493 - Too avant-garde... - Of course you are! 665 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:54,389 - I'm so out of here! - Bye now! 666 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,391 (HUFFS) 667 00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:58,728 (SIGHS) 668 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:03,148 She's jealous! That's what she is. 669 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,651 She's stuck in her little bourgeois dance hall tunes 670 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,586 while I'm blazing a trail. 671 00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,276 It scares her. 672 00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:11,323 True talent scares her. 673 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:12,553 (CLATTERING) 674 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,192 - Who's there? (THUNDER RUMBLING) 675 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:24,503 (EXCLAIMING) 676 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,064 Open the door. Open up! It's me Albert! 677 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:28,921 Open the door! 678 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,129 (SCREAMING) 679 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,616 (WHIMPERING) 680 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,156 (SCREAMS) 681 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:37,432 (CLATTERING) 682 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,902 Ouch! Oh, my ankle! I broke my ankle! 683 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:45,688 (BELL RINGING) 684 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,537 Listen, Albert... 685 00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,880 (GROANING) - Oh, my God! 686 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,462 Are you okay? 687 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,070 Did I hurt you? 688 00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,232 I am really sorry. 689 00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:04,514 Let me see... 690 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:08,089 (GROWLING) 691 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,383 (GASPS) 692 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:28,374 (SCREAMS) 693 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,899 No! Let me go! 694 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:31,779 Let me go! 695 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,713 (GASPING) 696 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:37,383 (PANTING) 697 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,331 It's a nightmare. I'll wake up. 698 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,548 I'll wake up! I'll wake up! 699 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,991 (WHIMPERING) 700 00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,155 ♪ I hide my light 701 00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,764 ♪ Inside a cloak of night 702 00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,728 ♪ Beneath a red scarf and a chapeau 703 00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,465 ♪ The pearl of my heart 704 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,968 ♪ Locked within a shell 705 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,738 ♪ I'm too afraid to let it go 706 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,280 ♪ To let it show 707 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,759 ♪ And all the headlines read 708 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,534 ♪ For all the world to see 709 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:52,068 ♪ A Monster in Paris 710 00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:58,108 ♪ I fall apart 711 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,612 ♪ I fall apart 712 00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:05,290 ♪ Apparently I did appear... ♪ 713 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,492 (SCREAMING) 714 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,836 ♪ Beneath a light, yes, it was me 715 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,339 ♪ A monster in Paris 716 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,192 ♪ I hide my pain 717 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,971 ♪ Inside a melody 718 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:27,745 ♪ As if the notes I sing... ♪ 719 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:28,931 (SCREAMING) 720 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,804 ♪ Will set me free 721 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,959 ♪ I keep all my dreams 722 00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,281 ♪ Under lock and key 723 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,237 ♪ I'm so afraid that they will ﬂy 724 00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:46,740 ♪ Away from me 725 00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,228 ♪ A monster in Paris... ♪ 726 00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,453 (SCREAMING) 727 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,715 ♪ A monster in Paris 728 00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,904 ♪ A monster in Paris ♪ 729 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,341 (CHITTERING) 730 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,467 Do you... Do you have a name? 731 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:27,621 (CHITTERS) 732 00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:34,796 How about Francoeur? 733 00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,505 It means "honest heart." 734 00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:41,787 (Coos) 735 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,388 Follow me. 736 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,293 Mmm-hmm. Ah. Hmm. 737 00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:09,698 Wait. Wait. 738 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:11,859 There. 739 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:14,809 Be patient, I'm nearly done. Wait here. 740 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,754 LUCILLE: All right. 741 00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,018 This... Okay. 742 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:20,906 Mmm-hmm. 743 00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,068 No, no... Not this. 744 00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,531 (CHITTERING) 745 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,613 Oh... Oh, that could work! 746 00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:31,883 Or not. Or not. 747 00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:34,363 Hmm. 748 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,524 What about this one? 749 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,458 Hmm. Too eccentric. 750 00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:41,779 I know! 751 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,336 Don't move. Don't move. 752 00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:47,638 Almost done. 753 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:50,140 There you go... Sharp! 754 00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,533 Your arms, Francoeur. 755 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,529 There. 756 00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:01,508 Perfect! The police will never recognise you now. 757 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,150 Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my turn. 758 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,164 Are you okay? 759 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,098 (HUMMING) 760 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,461 LUCILLE: That's called a guitar. 761 00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:42,397 - It's very hard to play. (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 762 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:44,690 (SHUSHES) 763 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:47,418 CARLOTTA: - It's just me! (SIGHS) 764 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:50,972 Oh! There's a surprise for you out front, sweetie. 765 00:39:50,973 --> 00:39:52,600 I'll be right there. 766 00:39:53,017 --> 00:39:55,748 Whatever you do, don't make a sound, okay? 767 00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,370 I'll be right back. 768 00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:03,960 - Good evening, Miss Lucille. - Good evening. 769 00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:07,649 Well. Well. Twinkle, twinkle little star. 770 00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,283 What are you doing here? 771 00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:13,288 My dear, we came to see your so called "show." 772 00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,872 Say, Emile, what's that on your lapel? 773 00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:18,333 I do believe it's the Medal of Honour, Raoul. 774 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:20,543 Well, Emile. What a coincidence! 775 00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,420 I happen to have one, too! 776 00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,583 What? Where did you steal this? 777 00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:27,092 Oh, no. We didn't steal them. 778 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:29,552 - They're from Commissioner Maynott. - Really! 779 00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:30,878 Hold on! Wait, what is that? 780 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:33,456 Do you hear something? I hear a voice. 781 00:40:33,457 --> 00:40:36,351 "If you get the Medal of Honour, you get the best seat in the house." 782 00:40:36,352 --> 00:40:37,717 Sound familiar? 783 00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:39,473 - Albert... - What? 784 00:40:39,474 --> 00:40:42,107 Show these gentlemen to the best seat in the house. 785 00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:43,109 Why me? 786 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,768 Enjoy the show. If you even know what you're watching. 787 00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:49,915 Bye. 788 00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,703 - You two know each other? - Oh... Yes! 789 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,020 I mean, uh... Yes. 790 00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:57,388 (EXHALES) 791 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,157 - He's such a... (PLAYING GUITAR) 792 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,585 Francoeur! What are you? 793 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,419 - Darling! He's brilliant! - I can explain. 794 00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,632 Genius needs no explanation, my dear. 795 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,718 I've never been so transported. Where did you find him? 796 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,554 He, uh... Just dropped in. 797 00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:15,473 Well he's a perfect fit for your sweet, sweet voice. 798 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,851 I'll go inform the rest of the musicians. 799 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:19,616 I really don't think... 800 00:41:19,617 --> 00:41:21,811 History will be made tonight. I can feel it. 801 00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:22,914 (GIGGLES) 802 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,961 What part of "Don't make a sound," did you not understand? 803 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,490 Thank you, my good man! Thank you. 804 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:35,910 Don't mention it. 805 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,346 Come on, buddy relax! Lose the coat! 806 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:40,845 (SIGHS) Okay. 807 00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:45,816 What's this? 808 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:48,423 - Dear Maud... - Don't... Give me that! 809 00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:50,654 Oh, you took my advice, you dog. 810 00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:52,256 I didn't know you had it in you. 811 00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:54,637 - Give that back! - No, no, no, no, no... 812 00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:57,348 - I'd really like... - Stop reading that. 813 00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:58,583 - A date? - No. 814 00:41:58,601 --> 00:41:59,727 Oh! Where? 815 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,495 I don't know. Please give me that back. 816 00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:06,575 Or I'll tell everyone that you are in love with Lucille. 817 00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:10,947 Are you crazy? Me? That woman? 818 00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:14,848 How can you even think that? 819 00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:16,593 It's so obvious. 820 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,227 You're so obvious. 821 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,710 CARLOTTA: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 822 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:29,045 it is with the greatest pleasure - Francoeur, hurry! 823 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:29,766 (GASPS) - That I give to you, the one, the only. 824 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,400 - Francoeur, move! - The incomparable. 825 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,990 - Lucille! (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 826 00:42:36,972 --> 00:42:38,098 (ALL GASP) 827 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,426 Huh? Uh-Oh. 828 00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:41,864 Good evening! 829 00:42:42,311 --> 00:42:44,177 Welcome to The Rare Bird. 830 00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,897 It's... It's so good to see you out tonight. 831 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,832 We're delighted to introduce a brilliant new talent. 832 00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,563 The master of the guitar, all the way from... 833 00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:57,042 Somewhere else... 834 00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,298 The supreme virtuoso... 835 00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:01,429 Monsieur Francoeur! 836 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:06,119 Go on, sit with the band, you'll be fine. 837 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,345 (GUITAR STRINGS SCREECHING) 838 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,863 ♪ She is resplendent 839 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,900 ♪ So confident 840 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,501 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 841 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,187 ♪ I realise 842 00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,373 ♪ I am hypnotised 843 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:47,843 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 844 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,754 ♪ I hear the moon... ♪ 845 00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:52,881 (CHUCKLES) 846 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,590 ♪ Singing a tune 847 00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:57,060 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 848 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,234 ♪ Is she divine? 849 00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:02,555 ♪ Is it the wine? 850 00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:05,027 ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 851 00:44:06,395 --> 00:44:08,479 ♪ I don't know, don't know 852 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,231 ♪ So don't ask me why 853 00:44:10,232 --> 00:44:12,166 ♪ That's how we are 854 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,415 ♪ La Seine and I 855 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,946 ♪ I don't know, don't know 856 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:18,823 ♪ So don't ask me why 857 00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:20,758 ♪ That's how we are 858 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:23,007 ♪ La Seine and I 859 00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:28,186 FRANCOEUR: ♪ I feel alive 860 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,207 ♪ When I'm beside 861 00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:33,017 BOTH: ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 862 00:44:34,757 --> 00:44:36,883 FRANCOEUR: ♪ From this angle 863 00:44:36,884 --> 00:44:38,613 ♪ Like an angel 864 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,400 BOTH: ♪ La Seine, La Seine, La Seine 865 00:44:42,431 --> 00:44:44,349 ♪ I don't know, don't know 866 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:46,375 ♪ So don't ask me why 867 00:44:46,477 --> 00:44:48,411 ♪ That's how we are 868 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:50,576 ♪ La Seine and I 869 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:53,107 ♪ I don't know, don't know 870 00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:55,109 ♪ So don't ask me why 871 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,044 ♪ That's how we are 872 00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,127 ♪ La Seine and I 873 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,202 LUCILLE: ♪ Upon the bridge 874 00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:06,662 FRANCOEUR: ♪ My heart does bid 875 00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:08,539 ♪ Between the waves 876 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,958 FRANCOEUR: ♪ We Will be saved 877 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,835 ♪ The air we breathe 878 00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:14,962 FRANCOEUR: ♪ Can you believe? 879 00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:17,125 BOTH: ♪ Learn to forgive 880 00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:19,131 ♪ Upon the bridge 881 00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,407 ♪ That's how we are 882 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,364 ♪ La Seine and I 883 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,915 ♪ That's how we are 884 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,373 ♪ La Seine and I 885 00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,716 ♪ That's how we are 886 00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:45,965 ♪ La Seine and I 887 00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:52,224 ♪ That's how we are 888 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:54,325 ♪ La Seine and I ♪ 889 00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:04,070 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 890 00:46:04,513 --> 00:46:05,674 (WHISTLING) 891 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,141 Losers! 892 00:46:07,683 --> 00:46:08,809 (CHEERING) 893 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,218 - Come on! - Yeah, okay. 894 00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:17,525 You were amazing! 895 00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:19,585 Success like that deserves... 896 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,360 The feathers... 897 00:46:21,447 --> 00:46:22,505 (SNEEZES) 898 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,824 (GASPS) 899 00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:26,053 I'm sorry, feathers... 900 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,995 I tell you what I don't deserve. 901 00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:29,838 You! 902 00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:32,915 RAOUL: Look, Lucille. I just really wanted to say... 903 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:35,385 I felt that the high notes were high, 904 00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:38,001 and the low notes were, uh... Low. 905 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:42,047 And you know, the whole thing was... Was... You know, it was... 906 00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:44,719 - Magic. - Yeah, exactly. It was magic! 907 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,188 And you... You... 908 00:46:46,189 --> 00:46:47,863 (LAUGHING) You were, uh... 909 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:49,975 Huge! 910 00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:52,393 It was really very good, Mademoiselle Lucille! 911 00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:54,021 - Thank you. - Sir! 912 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,143 (BOTH GASP) 913 00:46:58,567 --> 00:46:59,728 (SCREAMING) 914 00:47:00,569 --> 00:47:01,445 Ouch! 915 00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:03,488 - Hey! - Hey, that hurts! 916 00:47:03,489 --> 00:47:04,547 (SHUSHES) 917 00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,572 What do you mean, "Shh"? 918 00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:07,804 (STUTTERING) 919 00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:09,785 (WHISPERS) It's the monster. 920 00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,345 He's not a monster! 921 00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,876 What about the eyewitnesses? And all the destruction? 922 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:20,946 When people panic they say all sorts of things. 923 00:47:20,947 --> 00:47:23,674 He may be a giant flea but he wouldn't hurt a tiny fly. 924 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:24,904 Look at him. 925 00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:27,133 And his voice. 926 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,788 Have you ever heard anything so sweet? 927 00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:32,199 (SINGING) 928 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,794 Oh! We have, once. 929 00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,355 Yeah. And by a monkey. 930 00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:38,856 (KNOCKS) Oh, Honeybee? 931 00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:41,093 CARLOTTA: Are you ready? You're back on in two minutes. 932 00:47:41,151 --> 00:47:42,652 I'll be right there. 933 00:47:42,653 --> 00:47:44,515 Wonderful, sweetheart. Don't be too long. 934 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:45,629 (GIGGLES) 935 00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:50,513 Well, I guess he does look pretty laid back, for a monster. 936 00:47:50,536 --> 00:47:51,911 Yeah. He does, Emile. 937 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,454 Okay, here's what we do. 938 00:47:53,455 --> 00:47:55,819 We introduce him to the Commissioner tomorrow at the press conference, 939 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,875 we clear the entire thing up. What do you think? 940 00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,105 What press conference? 941 00:47:59,169 --> 00:48:00,796 I will pulverise it! 942 00:48:01,797 --> 00:48:03,231 I will crush it! 943 00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:05,960 Send it back to hell from whence it came! 944 00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,302 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 945 00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,505 REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner? 946 00:48:09,555 --> 00:48:11,683 How do you propose to kill it? 947 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,574 Why, with water. 948 00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:16,304 See fleas cannot live in water. 949 00:48:17,229 --> 00:48:20,961 At the moment, as fate would have it, Paris is full of water. 950 00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:26,028 Which is why I have not moved more aggressively to drain the streets. 951 00:48:26,029 --> 00:48:28,088 Water is my weapon of choice. 952 00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:31,826 When I find the beast, I will take it and drown it. 953 00:48:31,827 --> 00:48:33,090 AUDIENCE: Oh! 954 00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:35,121 REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner. 955 00:48:35,122 --> 00:48:37,284 Commissioner. Very commendable. 956 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,667 But how are you going to drown the monster, 957 00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,093 when you can't even find it? 958 00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,654 (LAUGHS) Oh, I Will find it all right. 959 00:48:44,214 --> 00:48:45,548 As a matter of fact, 960 00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:48,175 I am using this press conference to announce a reward 961 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:50,344 for the first person to offer up any information 962 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:53,514 that leads to the discovery and death of this menace 963 00:48:53,515 --> 00:48:55,517 to our peace and happiness. 964 00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,644 Uh, sir... 965 00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,853 MAYNOTT: Yes? 966 00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:00,515 I have information... 967 00:49:00,606 --> 00:49:02,267 Excellent, excellent. 968 00:49:02,274 --> 00:49:04,775 - Please, come up. - Come on, let's go. 969 00:49:04,776 --> 00:49:06,360 RAOUL: That little rat! 970 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,498 He is the one who's gonna get drowned when I get my hands on him. 971 00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:10,662 - We'll never get there before the police! - Are you kidding? 972 00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:14,169 There is no one alive who can beat Raoul when he drives! 973 00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,156 - Oh, Emile! - Maud! 974 00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:19,457 I heard about how brave you were! 975 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:22,587 - You did? - Yeah, with a medal to prove it, huh? 976 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:24,162 - It was nothing. - I don't think so. 977 00:49:24,212 --> 00:49:25,771 - Emile! - Coming. 978 00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,090 I have to go. But... For you. 979 00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:29,855 - Emile! - Duty calls. 980 00:49:34,056 --> 00:49:36,423 "Dear Maud, I'd really like a date." 981 00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,118 "Saturday 3:00 p.m." 982 00:49:40,354 --> 00:49:42,482 "Yours affectionately, Emile." 983 00:49:42,898 --> 00:49:43,899 (SIGHS) 984 00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:48,169 - Saturday at 3:00 p.m., okay, but where? (SIREN BLARING) 985 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,845 Come on, let's go. 986 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,478 To the cabaret! 987 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,758 (BANGING) 988 00:49:57,579 --> 00:49:58,603 (SHOUTS) 989 00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:02,232 Ah! A monkey. This is not Noah's Ark, you know. 990 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:03,880 Look, sweetheart, I didn't come to argue with you. 991 00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:05,461 - I came to save you. - Save me? 992 00:50:05,462 --> 00:50:07,089 Let's go. Maynott... 993 00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:09,265 - The police... - The police what? 994 00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:10,700 (TYRES SCREECHING) (GASPS) 995 00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:12,124 (SIREN BLARING) 996 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:14,345 - Hurry up! In here. Go! (BANGING ON DOOR) 997 00:50:14,346 --> 00:50:15,711 (PLAYING PIANO) 998 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,026 (BANGING ON DOOR) 999 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,824 (LUCILLE CLEARS THROAT) 1000 00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:25,231 Commissioner. What a surprise! 1001 00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:27,257 For both of us. Where is he? 1002 00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:29,255 - Who? - The monster! 1003 00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,740 Not as much as you've hurt me. 1004 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:37,176 Your words carry no weight with me any longer, my dear. 1005 00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,495 Now let's stop this little charade 1006 00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:42,966 and at least have one moment of true honesty between us. 1007 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,292 - Where is it? - Where is what? 1008 00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:47,057 Uh, sir? It's in there. 1009 00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:48,570 Oh! 1010 00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:52,883 First you accuse me without a shred of evidence. 1011 00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:55,353 Then you violate my private property. 1012 00:50:55,804 --> 00:50:59,598 If you dare to enter my dressing room, you'll have to find another singer. 1013 00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:01,067 Consider it done. 1014 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,354 (GASPS) 1015 00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:06,897 (BREATHES DEEPLY) MAYNOTT: - Damn. 1016 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:08,423 (MAYNOTT GRUNTING) 1017 00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,049 Not in here. 1018 00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:19,660 We've searched all over, sir. Nothing! 1019 00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:20,662 Really? 1020 00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:21,990 I told you! 1021 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,833 I'm... I'm confused. I do not know what to say. 1022 00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,268 I do. Thank you. 1023 00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:28,712 Thank you? 1024 00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:31,005 For putting the public's safety before your own. 1025 00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:34,925 Leading the charge to rid the streets of Paris of this terrible danger, 1026 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,792 wherever it may take you. 1027 00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:38,471 (WHIMPERS) 1028 00:51:39,181 --> 00:51:40,639 It was right here! 1029 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,641 - I heard it... - Arrest him! 1030 00:51:42,642 --> 00:51:44,059 What have I done? 1031 00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,644 MAYNOTT: What have you done? 1032 00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,410 Lying to the police, bearing false witness. 1033 00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,700 Malicious intent. 1034 00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,858 Do you want me to go on? 1035 00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,359 Take him away! 1036 00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:56,739 But wait! I didn't do anything! 1037 00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:57,866 My dear... 1038 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,565 I am mortified. 1039 00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:03,621 You thought you were doing the right thing. 1040 00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:07,627 I would not blame you if you did not sing at the inauguration now. 1041 00:52:08,043 --> 00:52:09,543 Of course, I will sing. 1042 00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:10,961 If for nothing else, 1043 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:14,715 to show my support and admiration for all you have done for us. 1044 00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:17,083 Oh. Thank you, mademoiselle. 1045 00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:19,793 Enjoy your day. 1046 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,204 And you. 1047 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,098 (DOOR CLOSES) (SIGHS) 1048 00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:28,196 Francoeur? Raoul? 1049 00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:31,608 Okay, it's safe now. 1050 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,442 You can come out! 1051 00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:34,444 (GASPS) 1052 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,678 (SIGHS) Francoeur. 1053 00:52:37,364 --> 00:52:38,695 There you are. 1054 00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:42,433 RAOUL: Bravo, Lucille. Excellent acting skills. 1055 00:52:42,953 --> 00:52:44,079 (COUGHING) 1056 00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:47,164 EMILE: Well he can hide in my projection room. 1057 00:52:47,165 --> 00:52:49,099 No one ever goes up there. 1058 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,361 Until they do. And then we will have to move him again. 1059 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,294 We need a more permanent solution. 1060 00:52:52,295 --> 00:52:53,729 Here, take that. 1061 00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,064 (SNEEZES) 1062 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:58,047 God, feathers. 1063 00:52:58,093 --> 00:53:00,761 If only we could shrink him down to his normal size, 1064 00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:02,263 then no one would ever find him. 1065 00:53:02,264 --> 00:53:04,097 Smaller you are the less people look at you. 1066 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,141 At least that's been my experience. 1067 00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:07,903 There's only one person who could save Francoeur 1068 00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:09,603 and he's in New York right now. 1069 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:10,628 Mmm-hmm. 1070 00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:12,439 But we don't need him. 1071 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,277 Lucille, no of fence, we're talking big-time science, here, okay? 1072 00:53:16,278 --> 00:53:19,280 All I know is deliveries, Emile is all about movies, 1073 00:53:19,281 --> 00:53:21,244 you're an expert in show business, but you know... 1074 00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:22,307 Exactly! 1075 00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:24,816 Mmm-hmm. I see. 1076 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,531 Smart girl! 1077 00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,289 Thank you. 1078 00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:31,959 Excuse me, will someone tell me what you two are talking about? 1079 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,021 Ladies and gentlemen, come see Paris from above. 1080 00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:38,213 An uplifting experience! 1081 00:53:39,426 --> 00:53:40,655 (BELL DINGS) 1082 00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:45,496 MAYNOTT: My fellow citizens, 1083 00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,015 I know we are here today 1084 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,312 to dedicate this wonder of technology 1085 00:53:51,313 --> 00:53:54,248 even as we are beset by problems on all sides. 1086 00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:58,214 Monsters are ruling our streets. 1087 00:53:59,154 --> 00:54:01,623 Floods threatening on our very lives. 1088 00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:03,949 - Oh, sorry. - Excuse us. 1089 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:07,286 And so, along with this marvel, I bring you something else. 1090 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,755 I bring you hope. 1091 00:54:09,623 --> 00:54:10,988 I bring you me! 1092 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:13,524 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING SLOWLY) 1093 00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:17,878 And so, it is with great pride and great expectations 1094 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:22,796 that I announce my candidacy for the post of Maire of Paris! 1095 00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,338 Yeah, oh, yeah. 1096 00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:30,935 But before I take on this momentous task, 1097 00:54:30,936 --> 00:54:33,962 it is my great, great pleasure to present to you 1098 00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:37,647 a symbol of its current greatness. 1099 00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:39,854 Ladies and gentlemen, 1100 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,978 I give you, Lucille, the Angel of Montmartre. 1101 00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:45,260 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1102 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:46,349 Lucille. 1103 00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:56,177 ♪ My head was in the clouds And not a soul around 1104 00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,735 ♪ In the blossom of youth 1105 00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:04,944 ♪ So aloof on the roofs of Paris 1106 00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,612 ♪ As my bicycle ﬂew down the avenue 1107 00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:15,871 ♪ My heart did sing 1108 00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:19,542 ♪ Because you gave me wings... ♪ 1109 00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,278 Got it? 1110 00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,739 ♪ Paris may we agree 1111 00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:27,170 ♪ That you can surrogately 1112 00:55:27,909 --> 00:55:29,468 ♪ Be my Papa 1113 00:55:30,078 --> 00:55:32,240 ♪ I was born in the arms 1114 00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,742 ♪ Of your Sacred Heart ♪ 1115 00:55:39,129 --> 00:55:41,257 - Sir... Sir. - Not now, boy! 1116 00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:43,966 - It's... - I said, not now... 1117 00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:47,335 But Commissioner! It is the antidote. For the monster! 1118 00:55:47,637 --> 00:55:49,304 I found it in the professor's lab. 1119 00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:50,670 May I see that? 1120 00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:53,769 Did you not hear my speech? I am the antidote! 1121 00:55:54,436 --> 00:55:55,562 Now scram! 1122 00:55:55,979 --> 00:55:58,846 ♪ All alone as I roam in a trolley car 1123 00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:01,151 ♪ I can never be far 1124 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:05,337 ♪ From your belle boulevard ♪ 1125 00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:08,219 (CHUCKLES) RAOUL: - Oh, my God! It's the monster! 1126 00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:09,284 (GASPS) 1127 00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,478 Where? 1128 00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:13,615 Over there! 1129 00:56:15,749 --> 00:56:16,875 (ALL GASP) 1130 00:56:18,835 --> 00:56:19,893 (SCREAMS) 1131 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,388 - No! (WHINING) 1132 00:56:25,175 --> 00:56:26,884 (GRUNTS) - Oh, I'm scared! 1133 00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:28,250 (ALL SCREAMING) 1134 00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:29,444 Oh, dear! 1135 00:56:31,014 --> 00:56:33,515 No! No! Don't shoot! You'll hit my angel! 1136 00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,518 Commissioner. The antidote! 1137 00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:38,370 Throw it! 1138 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:44,694 (COUGHING) 1139 00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:50,784 Hey! Look everybody! 1140 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,077 - It's the monster! (ALL GASP) 1141 00:56:53,078 --> 00:56:55,137 Shrunk back to his flea size! 1142 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,575 - Oh, yes. Kill it! - I shall! 1143 00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,250 The monster is dead! 1144 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,184 Long live our hero! Long live Mayor Maynott! 1145 00:57:02,212 --> 00:57:03,338 Oh, bravo! 1146 00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:06,372 - Long live Mayor Maynott! (CROWD CHEERING) 1147 00:57:06,508 --> 00:57:08,169 Thank you! Thank you! 1148 00:57:09,344 --> 00:57:11,386 (CROWD CHANTING) Maynott! Maynott! 1149 00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:13,889 MAYNOTT: I'm thrilled. Thank you! Thank you! 1150 00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:15,654 (CHUCKLING) Not at all. 1151 00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:18,656 Commissioner! 1152 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:19,862 Yes? 1153 00:57:20,688 --> 00:57:21,746 No! Paté! 1154 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,250 Open the trap door! 1155 00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,538 I've been fooled. 1156 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,505 (GUNSHOT) 1157 00:57:30,824 --> 00:57:31,848 (GRUNTS) 1158 00:57:32,909 --> 00:57:35,139 (CROWD SCREAMING) (GUN FIRES) 1159 00:57:35,662 --> 00:57:36,686 (GRUNTS) 1160 00:57:47,215 --> 00:57:49,925 LUCILLE: Francoeur! Get out of here! RAOUL: Get out! Jump! 1161 00:57:49,926 --> 00:57:51,260 RAOUL: Jump! Yes! 1162 00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:52,865 RAOUL: Yes, yes, yes. Jump! LUCILLE: Hurry up! 1163 00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:55,222 LUCILLE: Come on, get out of there! 1164 00:57:55,223 --> 00:57:57,282 EMILE: Go on, Jump! Jump! Go! 1165 00:57:57,892 --> 00:57:58,893 (GASPS) 1166 00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:05,184 (SQUEAKING) 1167 00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,568 (CHITTERS) 1168 00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:10,606 Out of the way! Move! 1169 00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:16,243 LUCILLE: Oh, no! 1170 00:58:16,244 --> 00:58:17,302 (GUNSHOT) 1171 00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:19,763 Oh. What? 1172 00:58:20,081 --> 00:58:21,207 (CHITTERS) 1173 00:58:27,589 --> 00:58:29,114 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1174 00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:32,086 (SHRIEKING) 1175 00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:35,153 (GUNSHOT) 1176 00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,787 Hey! Is that a monkey? 1177 00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,507 LUCILLE: See you down below! 1178 00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:52,276 MAYNOTT: What are you waiting for? 1179 00:58:52,614 --> 00:58:54,241 Go and get him! Now! 1180 00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,883 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1181 00:59:02,624 --> 00:59:03,957 Raoul, come on! 1182 00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:04,834 Okay. 1183 00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:08,554 Hey! 1184 00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,962 - Ready? Huh? - Oh, no! 1185 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:14,481 - Raoul, if we die, I'll kill you. - Okay. 1186 00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:15,735 (YELLING) 1187 00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:28,190 Haul that car back up! 1188 00:59:28,191 --> 00:59:29,953 Impossible, sir! The system is automated. 1189 00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,851 Once the doors are closed, you can't stop it. 1190 00:59:33,363 --> 00:59:34,821 Won't come back up? 1191 00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:37,257 (CHUCKLES) Okay, then it'll go down! 1192 00:59:38,201 --> 00:59:39,259 (YELLING) 1193 00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:41,496 (GASPS) 1194 00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:43,997 (SIGHS) - Let's go get Catherine! 1195 00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:45,124 (GRUNTING) 1196 00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:52,731 - Raoul? - Oh, no! 1197 00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:54,092 (LAUGHING) 1198 01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:03,976 (ALL GASP) 1199 01:00:04,352 --> 01:00:05,478 (COUGHING) 1200 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:09,108 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1201 01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,671 Uh, Lucille? 1202 01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:15,862 And what about Raoul? 1203 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:18,628 - Come on! He'll find us! (SIREN BLARING) 1204 01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:20,367 Hey! My bike! 1205 01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:22,035 There you are. Did you miss me? 1206 01:00:22,036 --> 01:00:22,878 Hey! 1207 01:00:23,413 --> 01:00:24,414 (SIGHS) 1208 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,729 Stop, thief! 1209 01:00:29,836 --> 01:00:31,702 (BANGS) (THIEF GROANS) 1210 01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:39,422 Gimme that! 1211 01:00:39,637 --> 01:00:41,264 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 1212 01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:42,955 (GRUNTS) 1213 01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:47,769 MAYNOTT: Requisitioned! 1214 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:50,564 You want to be poster boy for the cycle corps? 1215 01:00:50,565 --> 01:00:52,316 Well, here's your big chance! 1216 01:00:52,317 --> 01:00:53,751 Start pedalling! 1217 01:00:54,235 --> 01:00:55,259 (GRUNTS) 1218 01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:06,630 Hey! 1219 01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:08,541 Your ticket, please. 1220 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:09,827 (SHRIEKING) 1221 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:11,108 (SHOUTS) 1222 01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,382 POLICEMAN: Hey! Look out! Stop that bus! 1223 01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:18,851 EMILE: Excuse us. 1224 01:01:22,013 --> 01:01:24,038 Ah! There you are! Climb on! 1225 01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:32,705 (YELLING) 1226 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:41,281 - Welcome aboard! (SIGHS) 1227 01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:42,613 (HORN HONKING) 1228 01:01:43,826 --> 01:01:45,351 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1229 01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:50,864 (SIREN BLARING) 1230 01:01:56,089 --> 01:01:57,454 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1231 01:02:02,804 --> 01:02:04,431 (SHRIEKS) - Raoul! 1232 01:02:12,939 --> 01:02:14,805 Oh. Oh, my! Are you okay? 1233 01:02:16,192 --> 01:02:17,216 My hood! 1234 01:02:18,069 --> 01:02:20,003 Let's put him in the back! 1235 01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,360 Okay, hold on! 1236 01:02:22,824 --> 01:02:23,848 (GRUNTS) 1237 01:02:24,409 --> 01:02:27,452 POLICEMAN: Hey, you! You are under arrest! Don't move! 1238 01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:30,081 Guys! Guys! Guys! We've got go. Come on. 1239 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,332 Get in, quick! Let's go! 1240 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,126 Come on! Shake a leg! Shake a leg! 1241 01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:35,655 POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Don't move! 1242 01:02:35,670 --> 01:02:37,421 They're here! Raoul, come on! 1243 01:02:37,422 --> 01:02:39,424 - Okay! - Come on! Hurry up! 1244 01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:42,776 POLICEMAN: Onwards! Onwards men! Let's get them! 1245 01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:44,368 Charles? 1246 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:47,473 (CREAKING) 1247 01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:49,331 (GRUNTS) 1248 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,354 POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Stop! 1249 01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:56,221 Got you. Show me some ID. 1250 01:02:58,693 --> 01:02:59,819 (EXCLAIMS) 1251 01:03:06,409 --> 01:03:07,467 (GIGGLES) 1252 01:03:14,292 --> 01:03:15,066 Oh. 1253 01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:17,628 (SNORTING) 1254 01:03:18,546 --> 01:03:20,275 Well, well! Pardon me! 1255 01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:23,582 What? What are you doing? 1256 01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,447 - Your coat. - It's okay. 1257 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:31,677 (WHIMPERS) It was straw anyway! 1258 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,686 (NEIGHING) 1259 01:03:34,395 --> 01:03:35,920 (TYRES SCREECHING) 1260 01:03:37,398 --> 01:03:39,025 POLICEMAN: Look out! 1261 01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,507 (GASPS) - Hey! 1262 01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,885 Oh, you thought you would escape me, did you? 1263 01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:52,311 (LAUGHS) 1264 01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:53,847 - Emile! - Yes? 1265 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:55,284 Can you get rid of that thing! 1266 01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:56,833 - Out there? - Please. 1267 01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:57,710 Okay. 1268 01:04:11,891 --> 01:04:12,933 (GUNSHOTS) 1269 01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:14,766 - Whoa. RAOUL: - Emile! 1270 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:15,882 - Emile! Be Careful! (THUDDING) 1271 01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:16,737 Huh? 1272 01:04:19,482 --> 01:04:20,608 (GRUNTING) 1273 01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,285 Hey! 1274 01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:27,880 (SCREAMS) 1275 01:04:30,451 --> 01:04:32,510 Paté! I need a bigger weapon! 1276 01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,101 MAYNOTT: Oh! Of course! Perfect! 1277 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,179 To the Seine. 1278 01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:40,848 To the Seine, Pate. To the Seine. 1279 01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:45,131 I'll happily take you there, little lady, but there's no one up there. 1280 01:04:45,132 --> 01:04:47,260 There will be. I'm sure of it. 1281 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,869 MAYNOTT: Faster, Paté! 1282 01:04:55,268 --> 01:04:57,644 Imagine you're winning the Tour de France! 1283 01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:58,669 (LAUGHS) 1284 01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:02,440 I never planned on doing the Tour de France, sir. It's too tough. 1285 01:05:02,441 --> 01:05:05,604 Precisely! This is easier. There are no mountains. 1286 01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,429 Pedal, man! Pedal! 1287 01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:20,843 The wheels are useless. I can't turn! 1288 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:25,631 Oh, no! 1289 01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,094 (EXCLAIMS) 1290 01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,314 (LAUGHING) 1291 01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:44,185 Oh, my God! 1292 01:05:46,027 --> 01:05:47,290 Oh, my goods! 1293 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,131 Francoeur! 1294 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:13,827 (GRUNTS) 1295 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,061 Quick! We have to help him! 1296 01:06:21,062 --> 01:06:23,021 We have to help ourselves first! 1297 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,353 We're sinking! 1298 01:06:39,872 --> 01:06:40,873 (SIGHS) 1299 01:06:48,756 --> 01:06:49,757 (GASPS) 1300 01:06:51,759 --> 01:06:52,817 (SCREAMS) 1301 01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,796 (SCREAMING) Emile! 1302 01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,271 Oh! I know! 1303 01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:14,447 RAOUL: There we go! 1304 01:07:14,448 --> 01:07:16,917 - One-two, one-two, one-two... - Oh. 1305 01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,411 Sorry, but we're still sinking! 1306 01:07:19,412 --> 01:07:21,246 RAOUL: Maybe, but we're moving. 1307 01:07:21,247 --> 01:07:22,806 Up, down. Up, down. 1308 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:25,600 (PANTING) 1309 01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:30,457 Get us down, Paté. Get us down! 1310 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,672 I'm trying my best, sir! 1311 01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:34,734 Your best is not good enough! 1312 01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:51,693 And, voila! 1313 01:07:51,694 --> 01:07:53,458 Safe and sound and dry! 1314 01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:57,299 Thanks to the great team, "Raoul and Catherine"! 1315 01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:58,659 Catherine! 1316 01:07:58,826 --> 01:07:59,600 No! 1317 01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,559 (PANTING) 1318 01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:12,514 - Oh, Emile? - Maud? What are you... 1319 01:08:12,548 --> 01:08:15,133 You know the monster that everyone's talking about? 1320 01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:16,342 He's here... 1321 01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:19,095 No, no, no. Don't worry, Maud. We're here to protect him. 1322 01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,825 You protect a monster? 1323 01:08:20,826 --> 01:08:22,056 RAOUL: - Come on, Romeo! - Yeah! I'm coming! 1324 01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,975 I will be right back for you. 1325 01:08:23,976 --> 01:08:25,978 Wherever you go, I'm going. 1326 01:08:27,605 --> 01:08:29,164 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1327 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:33,860 It's no good, sir! 1328 01:08:33,861 --> 01:08:34,703 Huh? 1329 01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:39,022 MAYNOTT: You're hopeless. 1330 01:08:41,202 --> 01:08:42,044 Sir? 1331 01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:43,746 (CHUCKLES) 1332 01:08:44,038 --> 01:08:45,096 (GUNSHOT) 1333 01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,583 I don't... I don't mean to tell you what to do, sir, 1334 01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:50,084 but don't you think... I mean... 1335 01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:51,746 We should reconsider. 1336 01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:54,714 (IN HIGH VOICE) I mean, that, that creature never really hurt anybody. 1337 01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:56,257 That's not the point... 1338 01:08:56,258 --> 01:08:58,468 Why are you talking with that ridiculous voice? 1339 01:08:58,469 --> 01:08:59,803 It's the helium, sir. 1340 01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:02,388 (IN HIGH VOICE) The monster stands between me and the city hall. 1341 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:03,515 He dies... 1342 01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:05,260 (CHUCKLES) And I Win! 1343 01:09:05,893 --> 01:09:07,054 (CHUCKLING) 1344 01:09:07,812 --> 01:09:08,870 (PANTING) 1345 01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:10,689 Francoeur! 1346 01:09:12,066 --> 01:09:13,329 Are you okay? 1347 01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:16,847 Uh-oh. 1348 01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:19,968 Come on! Quick! Quick! 1349 01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:23,870 Step aside, Lucille! 1350 01:09:24,745 --> 01:09:26,079 Go ahead. Shoot. 1351 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,445 Don't tempt me. 1352 01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:30,083 The newspapers were right. 1353 01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:33,586 There is a monster in Paris. And I'm looking right at him. 1354 01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:34,463 What? 1355 01:09:34,672 --> 01:09:36,697 (CHUCKLES) Have it your way! 1356 01:09:36,882 --> 01:09:37,940 (GUNSHOT) 1357 01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:39,946 Oh, I'm hit! Man down! 1358 01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:42,237 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1359 01:09:43,097 --> 01:09:45,099 - Go, Francoeur! Go! - Go! 1360 01:09:47,476 --> 01:09:48,500 (GRUNTS) 1361 01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:51,438 (YELLS) 1362 01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:54,855 No, Lucille, no! 1363 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,304 Raoul! 1364 01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:03,116 - Raoul! - Hold on, Lucille. 1365 01:10:03,117 --> 01:10:04,778 - Raoul! - I'm here! 1366 01:10:05,077 --> 01:10:06,238 (CHUCKLING) 1367 01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:08,194 Stop right now! 1368 01:10:08,195 --> 01:10:09,506 Of course, yes... 1369 01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:10,590 Boo! 1370 01:10:12,668 --> 01:10:13,726 (PANTING) 1371 01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:15,710 Oh! Emile! Are you okay? 1372 01:10:24,847 --> 01:10:26,406 What are you doing? 1373 01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,450 Hold on, Lucille! I'm coming! 1374 01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,516 Emile, it's okay, it's over. Let me help you. 1375 01:10:39,695 --> 01:10:42,130 You know what, Maud? I'm very upset. 1376 01:10:42,698 --> 01:10:46,168 And for the first time, I'm gonna do something about it! 1377 01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,962 - May I borrow that, please? - Sure! 1378 01:10:50,122 --> 01:10:52,557 - Almost there. It's okay! - Raoul! 1379 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,919 Don't worry everything is gonna be all right. Okay? 1380 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,752 Lucille, I'm right here. 1381 01:10:58,172 --> 01:10:59,230 Oh, no... 1382 01:11:01,759 --> 01:11:03,591 Oh, no! We're gonna die! 1383 01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,156 (CHUCKLES) 1384 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:32,956 Give me that, you dwarf! 1385 01:11:32,957 --> 01:11:35,790 Well, I may be a dwarf but I have a big gun! 1386 01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:39,170 Actually the gun is pretty small. Now, now give it to me! 1387 01:11:39,171 --> 01:11:40,537 You leave my Emile alone! 1388 01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:42,106 Maud? No, no, stop! 1389 01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:45,552 - Still want to play the hero? EMILE: - Stop! 1390 01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:46,917 Give me my gun. 1391 01:11:47,179 --> 01:11:48,888 - Or over she goes. (WHIMPERS) 1392 01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,415 Okay, okay! No, here. Here's your gun! 1393 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,744 We each have our destiny. Yours lies in the shadows. 1394 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,664 And mine is out in the spotlight. 1395 01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:06,043 RAOUL: Oh. Your brooch. 1396 01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:08,284 Wait. 1397 01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:11,461 Hey! 1398 01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:18,501 Maud, close your eyes! 1399 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:19,526 (GROANS) 1400 01:12:50,451 --> 01:12:51,612 (SCREAMING) 1401 01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,212 Oh, Emile. You were wonderful. 1402 01:13:01,962 --> 01:13:03,726 Just like in my dreams. 1403 01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,371 In your dreams? 1404 01:13:20,647 --> 01:13:21,705 (GUNSHOT) 1405 01:13:22,316 --> 01:13:23,442 Francoeur! 1406 01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:27,845 MAYNOTT: Where are you? Where are you? 1407 01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:29,990 (LAUGHING) 1408 01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,592 I did it! 1409 01:13:34,495 --> 01:13:36,623 I killed the monster of Paris! 1410 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,334 (LAUGHING) 1411 01:13:51,887 --> 01:13:53,013 (WHIMPERS) 1412 01:13:56,975 --> 01:13:58,101 (LAUGHING) 1413 01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:00,282 Commissioner. 1414 01:14:00,771 --> 01:14:02,205 Oh! Paté! Hello! 1415 01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:04,899 I have a message from the Interior Minister. 1416 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,904 He's not happy with all the destruction caused 1417 01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:11,531 by your psychopathic chase in pursuit of your own ambitions. 1418 01:14:11,532 --> 01:14:14,968 But as everyone can plainly see, I have risked my life. 1419 01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:18,365 Paté, I have slain the monster. 1420 01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:21,541 - Tell that to the Minister. - With pleasure. 1421 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,376 Victor Maynott, I am arresting you 1422 01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:26,540 for the premeditated murder of Monsieur Francoeur. 1423 01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,758 What? Have you lost your mind? 1424 01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:30,354 The opposite. 1425 01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:32,593 I was so set on being a loyal officer, 1426 01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:35,461 I did not see the road you had taken us down. 1427 01:14:35,848 --> 01:14:38,215 I needed a flea to show me the way. 1428 01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:41,688 Are you mad? It was just a miserable little flea! 1429 01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:43,896 You are so wrong, sir. 1430 01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:46,190 There was more humanity in that flea 1431 01:14:46,191 --> 01:14:48,717 than in the louse I see before me now! 1432 01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:50,358 Take him away! 1433 01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:59,011 FRANCOEUR: ♪ See my face wet with tears 1434 01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:02,473 ♪ They're running down my cheeks 1435 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,462 ♪ Washing over my fears 1436 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,247 ♪ Like rain upon the streets 1437 01:15:11,884 --> 01:15:14,251 ♪ I'm a monster but my heart 1438 01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,505 ♪ Is passionate and profound 1439 01:15:20,434 --> 01:15:22,994 ♪ I will sing like April showers 1440 01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:26,304 ♪ Singing 'til my final hour 1441 01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:30,209 ♪ Up here everything is clear 1442 01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:33,337 ♪ I'm looking at Paris 1443 01:15:33,614 --> 01:15:35,548 ♪ I know eventually 1444 01:15:37,034 --> 01:15:39,401 ♪ You'll know the meaning of 1445 01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,580 ♪ This thing that we 1446 01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:44,940 ♪ Call love 1447 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,690 ♪ So the end of this poem 1448 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,685 ♪ If it really has a moral 1449 01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:56,629 ♪ This boogieman wants you to know 1450 01:15:57,888 --> 01:16:00,255 ♪ That love is in the soul ♪ 1451 01:16:23,914 --> 01:16:24,972 (SOBBING) 1452 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,565 Lucille? 1453 01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:33,756 Listen. Listen, to them. They all love you. 1454 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,122 I can't, Raoul. 1455 01:16:35,509 --> 01:16:38,594 Of course, you can. You were born to sing, Lucille. 1456 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:41,758 If you don't do it for them, or me. Do it for him. 1457 01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:43,930 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1458 01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:46,103 Okay? 1459 01:16:49,523 --> 01:16:51,184 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1460 01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:11,651 Come on. 1461 01:17:13,088 --> 01:17:14,647 (FRANCOEUR SINGING) 1462 01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:15,890 Huh? 1463 01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:20,470 Francoeur! 1464 01:17:20,929 --> 01:17:21,987 (SINGING) 1465 01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:26,825 (SINGING) 1466 01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:30,522 He's here. 1467 01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:31,656 Huh? 1468 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,665 (SINGING) 1469 01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:42,508 ♪ To feel unbearable never again 1470 01:17:43,243 --> 01:17:45,012 ♪ Even if I change deep inside 1471 01:17:45,078 --> 01:17:46,944 ♪ I'll be the same 1472 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,742 ♪ We have a tendency to be ashamed 1473 01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:52,359 ♪ Let me tell you how 1474 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,368 ♪ To help me break out of these chains 1475 01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,874 ♪ Just a little kiss will do 1476 01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,033 ♪ Just a little kiss from you 1477 01:18:08,602 --> 01:18:11,520 ♪ Don't you know that it's enough to believe 1478 01:18:11,521 --> 01:18:13,064 ♪ That every glass of water 1479 01:18:13,065 --> 01:18:15,500 ♪ Will return to the sea... ♪ 1480 01:18:15,591 --> 01:18:16,956 Okay, let's go. 1481 01:18:16,957 --> 01:18:19,470 ♪ It's very easy and it's apropos 1482 01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:21,094 ♪ It's not more complicated 1483 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:23,122 ♪ Than a simple hello 1484 01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:26,472 ♪ So why not and why not? 1485 01:18:27,788 --> 01:18:29,916 ♪ So why not can it be? 1486 01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,232 ♪ To be to be enough? 1487 01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:35,937 ♪ One day two days three days for everyday 1488 01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:45,297 FRANCOEUR: ♪ Just a little kiss Will do 1489 01:18:45,389 --> 01:18:48,256 LUCILLE: ♪ Just a little kiss from you 1490 01:18:50,685 --> 01:18:52,547 BOTH: ♪ Just a little kiss will do 1491 01:18:52,646 --> 01:18:55,775 LUCILLE: ♪ Just a little kiss will from you 1492 01:18:56,608 --> 01:18:58,275 Raoul, come and dance with us! 1493 01:18:58,276 --> 01:18:59,611 FRANCOEUR: ♪ Just a little kiss Will do 1494 01:18:59,653 --> 01:19:02,088 LUCILLE: ♪ Just a little kiss 1495 01:19:05,117 --> 01:19:06,779 BOTH: ♪ Just a little kiss will do 1496 01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:09,694 LUCILLE: ♪ Just a little kiss from you 1497 01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:21,549 FRANCOEUR: ♪ Just a little kiss Will do 1498 01:19:21,550 --> 01:19:23,985 LUCILLE: ♪ Just a little kiss 1499 01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,120 Emile, over there. 1500 01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:29,384 (CHUCKLING) 1501 01:19:32,269 --> 01:19:35,102 - Excuse me, would you like to dance? - Oh! 1502 01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:45,028 I love it, Commissioner. 1503 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:57,442 BOTH: ♪ Just a little kiss from 1504 01:19:57,443 --> 01:19:58,981 ♪ Just a little kiss from 1505 01:19:58,982 --> 01:20:01,063 ♪ Just a little kiss from you! ♪ 1506 01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:19,930 (IMITATING CAR) 1507 01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:23,677 Oh! 1508 01:20:24,196 --> 01:20:25,322 (CHUCKLES) 1509 01:20:40,629 --> 01:20:41,790 (CHUCKLING) 1510 01:20:44,549 --> 01:20:45,607 Hey! Hey! 1511 01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:53,490 (SOBBING) 1512 01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:58,704 (EXHALES) 1513 01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:00,490 LUCILLE: Come in! 1514 01:21:03,276 --> 01:21:06,111 Lucille, there's something I've got to tell you... 1515 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:08,581 Ever since first grade I've always... 1516 01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:10,348 - Mmm. - Oh, boy. 1517 01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:12,433 I've always needed to, um... 1518 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,621 I love you too, you idiot. 1519 01:21:15,622 --> 01:21:17,373 - What? - Ever since we met. 1520 01:21:17,374 --> 01:21:18,832 But you took my toy! 1521 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,918 I was hoping you would come to get it back. 1522 01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,387 - Really? - Yes. 1523 01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:25,872 - You mean you love me? - Mmm-hmm. 1524 01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:29,026 This is the greatest day of my life! 1525 01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:35,516 You still have it, right? 1526 01:21:35,517 --> 01:21:36,643 (CHUCKLES) 1527 01:27:03,136 --> 01:27:04,797 (FRENCH SONG PLAYING) 1528 01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:39,124 BOTH: ♪ To the bosses, I say no 1529 01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:41,287 ♪ To work I say, bye-bye 1530 01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:43,701 ♪ To my bed I will go (SCREAMING) 1531 01:29:43,796 --> 01:29:46,265 ♪ Doing nothing, that's life ♪ 1532 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,667 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's life. Yeah! 1533 01:29:49,692 --> 01:29:51,692 (ENGLISH - US - PSDH)