1 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,160 Cut his ass. 2 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,400 - [Grunting] - Go! Now let's go! 3 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,280 [Shouting] 4 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,600 - Heads up! - [Grunting] 5 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,360 [Man] Take him down! That's it, that's it! 6 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,400 - Hey, Coach, how you been? - [Laughing] Lynn Swann. 7 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,360 Now why ain't I surprised... 8 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,240 to see you snoopin' around my football field first day of practice? 9 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,120 Well, that's because you got a good-lookin' football team. 10 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,680 Maybe good enough to add another national championship trophy to the old case downstairs. 11 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,600 That's kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. 12 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:28,200 "The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners." 13 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,360 Hey, here comes the shithead. 14 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,000 It's clean. 15 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,280 It's cold. 16 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,720 Now that's what I call high-quality H2O. Oh! 17 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,600 Ooh! Right in the head! 18 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,240 It's over there! 19 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:21,400 Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red? 20 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,440 I may have a couple squirrelled away in there... 21 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,200 for a rainy day. 22 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,080 [Players Yelling] 23 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,160 See what we got here. 24 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:57,120 - Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism. - [Whistle Blowing] 25 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,640 - Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. - Oh! 26 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,000 Listen, you-you could think what you want a-about my personal hygiene, 27 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,080 but, please, don't-don't waste any water. 28 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,920 That-That's bad policy. If you need to amuse yourself at my expense, 29 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,640 just-just rough me up or something. 30 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,320 - Fair enough. - [Groaning] 31 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,720 - [Laughter] - [Sighing] 32 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,840 [Waterboy Mumbling] 33 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:23,160 Laski, get over here! 34 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,520 - Yes, sir, Coach? - [Sighing] 35 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,760 What is that moron doin' here? Huh, huh? 36 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,640 Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year? 37 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,280 Yes, sir, but I didn't think you were serious, Coach. Besides, he does a great job. 38 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,240 Disrupting my football team, you idiot? 39 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,640 Eighteen years of this is enough! 40 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,120 Hey, Waterboy! 41 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,040 Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu! 42 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,440 You're fired! 43 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,360 Okay. 44 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,160 [Man] Get out of the way, you moron! 45 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,200 # When I was just a little boy # 46 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,040 # I stood up to my daddy's knee # 47 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,520 # My papa said, son don't let the man get ya # 48 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,400 # And do what he done to me # 49 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,240 - # Born on the bayou # - Oh. 50 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:22,080 # Born on the bayou ## 51 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,600 Bobby Boucher, come give your mama a kiss. 52 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,120 - Hi, Steve. - [Braying] 53 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,280 Oh. Why you home so early, my precious angel? 54 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,760 Mama, s-somethin' bad happened today. 55 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,480 Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you. 56 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,400 Nobody, Mama. It's just that... 57 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,360 I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer. 58 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,840 Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age. 59 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,960 Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong. 60 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,360 Yes, but... 61 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,720 I-I was... I was thinkin', Mama, maybe I-I could... 62 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:06,680 I could try to-to get another waterboy job for-for a different team. 63 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,040 Don't you raise your voice to me, Bobby Boucher. 64 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,840 I-I wasn't raising my voice, Mama. 65 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,640 I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo. 66 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,600 Who told you you was a Virgo? 67 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,400 Vicki Vallencourt, that-that-that-that girl. 68 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,320 A girl? 69 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,280 Bobby Boucher! Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls? 70 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,200 I remember, Mama. 71 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,480 A girl was so nice out at Wasser's Creek this morning. 72 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,200 - Really? - We looked for crawfish together. Her's name's Vicki. 73 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,720 I don't ever want you associatin' with little girls. 74 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,760 - Why not, Mama? - Because little girls are the devil! 75 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,640 Mama, it-it's just that I'm a waterboy. 76 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,800 The team gets thirsty, and I bring them the water. 77 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,520 They-They need the water, and I likes to be the one that brings it to them. 78 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,080 Yeah. They like to give you a boot in the patoot for all your trouble. 79 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:02,160 Bobby, you don't have what they call "the social skills." 80 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,160 People don't understand you. That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama. 81 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,080 All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29, at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center, 82 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,640 I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on Herculon, 83 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,280 and I'm gonna drive him back into whatever galaxy it is he came from. 84 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,880 And that's a promise! 85 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,160 Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano. 86 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,040 Now let's take a call. It's our old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B. 87 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Hello, Jim. 88 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,600 l-ls it possible to speak to Captain Insano? 89 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,680 - Shoot, Mr. B. - Captain Insano, 90 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,120 I notice sometimes when you are wrestling... 91 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,480 or-or openin' up a can of whoop-ass, as you like to say... 92 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,840 - you seem to be sweating quite profusely. - Yeah? 93 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,680 I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need... 94 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,880 the services of an experienced waterboy. 95 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,800 [Chuckling] That's pretty cute. 96 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,040 How old are you, kid? Eleven, twelve? 97 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,920 I-I am 31 years old. 98 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,480 [Both Laughing] 99 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,000 [Captain Insano] I guarantee, that guy's still a virgin. 100 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,000 Oh! Oh, my God! 101 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,240 [Laughing Continues] 102 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,640 [Engine Whirring] 103 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,080 # My mama said # 104 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,400 # That your life is a gift # 105 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,400 # And my mama said # 106 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,000 # This much weight you will lift # 107 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,160 # And my mama said leave those bad boys alone # 108 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,160 # And my mama said ## 109 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,640 This is where they strip the ball from us. 110 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,680 And then we miss one tackle. There, two tackles. 111 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Joey drops the ball. 112 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,440 Whoops, he has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown... 113 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,880 before our guys even know what's goin' on. 114 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,760 - [Sighing] - [Knocking] 115 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,080 - Hello? - My name is Bobby Boucher. 116 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,880 And I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy... 117 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,120 on your upcoming season. 118 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,560 Nice suit. 119 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,120 Thank you. l-l-l-lt was my daddy's. 120 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,280 - Hold that thought. - Yeah. 121 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,040 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Come here. 122 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,760 Come here. Come on. Come on, everybody. 123 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,520 - All right, this is it. This is the play. - Okay. 124 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,520 This is the play. This is the play. Okay? 125 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,800 The quarterback. Two receivers lined up to the left, one to the right. 126 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,160 There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. 127 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,160 - Oh, okay. - He gives the ball... No, he doesn't get the ball. 128 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,760 The receiver goes all the way over there to the left. 129 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:02,360 Once the quarterback has the ball, he fakes to the left. 130 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,360 No. He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake. 131 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:11,960 He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake. 132 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I don't know where I am. 133 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,960 I can't breathe. 134 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,840 Or, this room is getting smaller. I have to sit down. 135 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,360 Hang on here. Take some water. 136 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,040 All right, there. 137 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,120 This is good. This is much better than what I serve. 138 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:47,480 - That is the water that you serve to your players? - Uh-huh. 139 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,600 It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy. 140 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:55,200 I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody with the... 141 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,560 You do not have to... have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. 142 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:02,200 Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person. 143 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,640 - That's a deal. - It's a deal? 144 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,840 Thank you so-so much, Coach Klein. l... I will not let you down. 145 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,320 - Good day. - Good day. 146 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,120 I-I-I'll see you at practice. 147 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,800 - # Boom, boom, boom, boom # - [Yelling] 148 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,240 # Bang, bang, bang, bang # 149 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,320 # Boom, boom, boom, boom # 150 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,840 # Bang, bang, bang, bang Hey # 151 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,760 # Hey ## 152 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,240 Quit hoggin' that. Pass it over. 153 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,240 [Mumbling, Indistinct] 154 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,000 Okay. 155 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,160 Just have the defense run sprints. 156 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,080 [Mumbling Continues] 157 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,320 Yo! Water's better cold. 158 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:28,200 Yes, I agree, but to guarantee that the H2O is-is purified, 159 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,880 i-it's good to use the heating source, Sterno. 160 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,640 It's like my mama always says, "Better safe than-than sorry." 161 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:41,240 My mama says that too. Aren't all mamas the same? 162 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,720 - Yes. - Derek. I kick the field goals around here. 163 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,160 Will you listen up? I need your cooperation. I need it now. 164 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,320 Is he gonna be-be all right? 165 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:55,040 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has his good days and his bad days. 166 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,200 Used to be an assistant coach at some big football school, 167 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,120 but he had a mental breakdown or something. 168 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,680 Don't worry. He'll snap out of it. 169 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,560 - Let me know when it cools down, baby. All right. - Yes. 170 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,960 [Chuckles] 171 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,600 [Panting] 172 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,920 Hey, did you all get a load of the new waterboy? 173 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,360 Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right. 174 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,640 Casey, go left. Way left. 175 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,680 - On one. Ready? - [All] Break! 176 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,640 Set! Red, 22! 177 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,440 Red, 22! Hut! 178 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,680 [Grunting] 179 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,440 - [Cheering] - [Laughing] 180 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,840 l-I-I-I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play. 181 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,680 - Sorry. - Hey, Waterboy, check this out. 182 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,400 [All Laughing] 183 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,200 [Laughing Continues] 184 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,920 Hey, Waterboy! Check this out. 185 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,680 - [Laughing] - [Grunting] 186 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,920 - Yes. - [Grunting Continues] 187 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,920 Well, my, my, my. 188 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,760 Was my little aquatic engineer about to bash one of my football players? 189 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,360 Well, he spit in the c-c-cooler. 190 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,840 He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine. 191 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:40,520 And I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy. 192 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,040 [Echoing] Do you understand me? 193 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,200 - Are you all right? - What? I wasn't gonna do nothin', Coach. 194 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,160 Well, you better do something. You gotta defend yourself here, Bobby. 195 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,400 But they're-they're-they're finely tuned athletic machines. 196 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,320 I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage. 197 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,600 But you have to stand up for yourself, or they're gonna ride you all season long. 198 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,640 Believe me, I've seen it myself. 199 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,720 Hey, moron! 200 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,800 Hey! Moron! Duh! 201 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,280 [lmitating Bobby] L-Look at me. I'm the w-w-waterboy. 202 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,680 Duh! I got a wooden spoon. Duh! 203 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,760 Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. [Cackling] 204 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,480 You're fired! [Cackling] 205 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,600 [Both Laughing] 206 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,840 Stop makin' fun of me. 207 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,920 Red, ready! Hut! 208 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,640 - Wow! - Damn! 209 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,440 [Mumbling] 210 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,920 - I'm sorry. - [Groaning] 211 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,800 Who that? Who there? 212 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:06,040 So that's what openin' up a can of whoop-ass feels like. 213 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,880 Son, you just opened a whole case of whoop-ass. 214 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,480 I would be honored if you play football for this team. 215 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,040 - Me? Play football? - Yes. 216 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,600 Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football. 217 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,320 We're gonna go home. You and I, we're gonna talk to Mama. 218 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,160 M-Mama said... M-Mama said... My mama said... Mama said... 219 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,800 - My mama said... My mama say that... - She's gonna say yes. 220 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,640 [Zapper Buzzing] 221 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,960 Mmm, that snake looks delicious. 222 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,880 What part do you think I'm about to eat? 223 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,960 Uh, basically a snake don't have parts. 224 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,000 But, uh, if I had to call it anything, 225 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,160 I would say it's his knee. 226 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,760 Great. His knee. 227 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,760 And what are we having for dessert? 228 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,560 [Animal Chittering In Zapper] 229 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,040 - Squirrel. - [Squirrel Thuds] 230 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,520 Excellent. 231 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,720 Let's talk about Bobby playing football. 232 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,720 I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein. I don't like it one bit. 233 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,440 You see, my boy is too delicate to be playin' "fool's ball"... 234 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,520 or whatever you call it... with them gargantuans. 235 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,800 I don't think you understand, Mrs. Boucher. 236 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,200 No, you don't understand me, Mr. Coach Klein. 237 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,080 My boy is all I got left. Ow! 238 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,200 - [Steve Braying] - Mama, here. 239 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,120 It's the brain pain, Coach. 240 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,240 You see, my husband Robert, 241 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,920 one day back in 1966, pick up sticks, 242 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,520 and me four months pregnant with this precious angel. 243 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,960 He decides he wants to go and help the foreign peoples. 244 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,800 He's gonna go and join the peace corps. 245 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,000 And he promise me that everything's gonna be okay. 246 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,880 Just like you promisin' me now. 247 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,520 But everything wasn't okay. No. 248 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,000 He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert. 249 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,360 And he died. He died! 250 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,840 - Couldn't get no water, Coach. He died of the dehydration. - And we were left all alone. 251 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,000 I would've gotten my daddy some water, but I was just a little baby inside Mama's stomach. 252 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,000 And now you wanna take away the only part of my Robert I have left. 253 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,160 But don't you want the only part you've got left to get a college education? 254 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,560 - Nah. - Me, a college student? 255 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,480 Yes. Bobby, think about it. 256 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,600 A whole new world will open to you. 257 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,720 Boy, Mama, that-that-that sounds nice. Me-Me, a college man. 258 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,800 Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy, 259 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,440 but he ain't exactly what you'd call "college material," 260 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,280 so don't you go fillin' his simple head with all those crazy dreams... 261 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,160 of school and college and things of that sort. 262 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,600 But Mama, I-I'm tired of everybody callin' me a dummy. 263 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,920 I'm-I'm tired of not havin' any friends. 264 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,000 And my ass is tired sittin' here jawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed. 265 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:00,000 Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your fool's ball. 266 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,800 Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out, you come into my bedroom. 267 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,200 Mama'll brush your hair. 268 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,800 - [Door Closes] - You know, when I was your age, 269 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,080 my mother told me not to get a tattoo... of Roy Orbison. 270 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:24,000 But what Mama don't know won't hurt her. 271 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,440 I trust you'll make the right decision. 272 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,840 # Oh, yeah # 273 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,200 # Huh I'm # 274 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,360 # Gonna get under your skin # 275 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,440 - # Sooner or later # - Damn, I don't want that ass on the team. 276 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,360 Everybody's gonna laugh at us. 277 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,360 Everybody's already laughin' at us. 278 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,120 We ain't won a game since 1994. 279 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,520 - # Sooner or later ## - Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey. 280 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,560 - Where's your helmet? - Derek Wallace, they-they don't got no more helmets. 281 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,480 Here. You can share mine. 282 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,880 Try it on, man. See if it fits. 283 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,560 - All right. - Thanks, friend. 284 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,840 - What a dink. - [Whistle Blowing] 285 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,120 Come on! Huddle up! 286 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,240 - [Mumbling] - [Coach Klein] All right, we have an announcement to make. 287 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,200 Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher, is gonna play some linebacker for us. 288 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:29,760 [lmitating Bobby] Ooh, I'm a f-f-football player. [Grunting] 289 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,400 - Coach, I'd like to tackle him right now, please. - Not yet. 290 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,800 All right, now I wanna work with the offense. I wanna work with the defense. 291 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,760 - Special teams, go with Farmer Fran, do some laps. - Shit. 292 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,200 [Farmer Fran Mumbling] 293 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,720 Line up on the ball. 294 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,080 - [Man] Let's go. - All right? Third and ten. 295 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,160 Third and ten? 296 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,760 Yeah, you know, that's the offense's last opportunity... 297 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,680 to gain ten yards before they have to punt. 298 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,600 Gee, he's gonna run the option. 299 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,520 Option? 300 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,280 - [Grumbling] - He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out, Coach. 301 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,160 Yes, he is. 302 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,760 Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed for 18 years. 303 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,720 Didn't you occasionally watch the game? 304 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,560 Oh, I had a lot to k-keep me busy. 305 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,160 - Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups. - All right. 306 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200 Well, then let's just keep it simple. 307 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,480 Casey. I want you to tackle Casey... 308 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,960 like you did Gee yesterday. 309 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,880 - Right now? - Right now! Go! 310 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,760 - Does he know about this? - Doesn't matter. You're a warrior. 311 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,680 Go. 312 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120 - [Man] Boy, what you doin'? - [Players Grumbling] 313 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,440 [Coach Klein] All right. Bobby, Bobby. 314 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,800 Don't be afraid to use all of your strength, you know? 315 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,160 He's resilient. He's a resilient guy. 316 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,080 Okay? Come on. 317 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,400 [Man] Hey, Casey, I think he wanna make out with you. 318 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,320 - [Whistle Blowing] - Okay, that's enough. Thank you. 319 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:06,440 Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? 320 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,680 - Boxing? Hockey? - Wrestling. 321 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,880 Wrestling! Wrestling is good. 322 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,800 Who's your favorite wrestler? 323 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,040 Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, 324 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,120 I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano. 325 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,720 Okay, okay, I want you to do to Casey... 326 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,920 what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. 327 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,840 Go. 328 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,200 - Ow! Ow! - [Players Gasping] 329 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,280 - He poked me in the eye. - Captain Insano shows no mercy. 330 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,160 Bobby, where was the intensity that I saw yesterday? 331 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,880 That was no intensity. You said it was all right to fight back, 332 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,800 and I-I just started thinkin' about all the people who-who'd been mean to me over the years. 333 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,520 That's it. That's it. 334 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,760 I want you to think about all those mean people. 335 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,400 - They're gonna be your tackling fuel. - Tacklin' fuel. 336 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,240 - We're gonna use them to play football. - Tacklin' fuel. 337 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,280 I want you to pretend that Casey... 338 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,640 - is insulting you. - Pretend? 339 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,640 I want you to visualize all those people that have been mean to you. 340 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,400 And then I want you to attack. I want you to visualize and then attack. 341 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,000 - Can you handle that? - I'll try. 342 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,920 He's gonna try. 343 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,040 What's the matter with you, boy? You too s-s-stupid... 344 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,080 to do what your coach tells ya? 345 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,280 - [Coach Laughing] - No! 346 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,160 - No what? - [Yelling] 347 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,640 [Players Murmuring] 348 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,400 I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend. 349 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,480 Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me every single game? Can you do this? 350 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,760 Coach, not only will I do it for you. 351 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,480 l-l-l... Yes, yes, I'll do it for ya. 352 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,840 [Chattering] 353 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,320 So, uh, why you pick this class anyway? It's pretty hard. 354 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,560 Oh, beautiful view. 355 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,160 Correct. 356 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,320 All right, all right! 357 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,240 Y'all shut up now! 358 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,440 Now, last week, we talked about... 359 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,600 the physiology of the animal brain... 360 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,520 as it pertains to aggression. 361 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,040 Now is there anyone here that can tell me why... 362 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,080 most alligators are abnormally aggressive? 363 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,240 - I know the answer to this question. - Raise your hand. 364 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,120 Anybody? Anyone? Yes, sir. You, sir. 365 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000 Mama says that alligators are ornery... 366 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,760 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. 367 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920 [Chuckling] Yo mama said, 368 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,560 alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth... 369 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,600 and no toothbrush. 370 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,560 Wow! 371 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,480 Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir. 372 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,000 Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata. 373 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,960 It's the sector of the brain which controls aggressive behavior. 374 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,960 - That is correct! The medulla oblongata. - But Mama said... 375 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,800 The medulla oblongata... 376 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,680 is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. 377 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,480 Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? 378 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,560 - No, man. - Anyone? 379 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,760 All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject. 380 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:45,280 Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin' blue. 381 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,440 Well, folks, Mama's wrong again. 382 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,480 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. 383 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,160 - [Students] Ooh! - Mama's right. 384 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,880 You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right! 385 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,200 Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata. 386 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,200 - [Class Laughing] - [Yelling] 387 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,240 It's okay to fight back. Coach Klein said I could. 388 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,440 Mr. Coach Klein said I could. It's fine, fellas. 389 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,880 [Announcer] Well, Mud Dog fans, it's time to kick off... 390 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,840 another year of Mud Dog football. 391 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,720 With the weight of a 40-game losing streak on their back, 392 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,080 everyone seems to be diggin' in for the long haul. 393 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,680 # There's blood in the streets It's up to my ankles # 394 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,680 # There's blood in the streets It's up to my knee # 395 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,240 # Blood on the streets in the town of Chicago # 396 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,400 # Blood on the rise It's following me ## 397 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,320 What you doin', Bobby? 398 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,880 Oh, Lord, that-that-that's some heavy-duty armpit saturation. 399 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,800 That's an early warning sign of the dehydration. You gots to have H2O. 400 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,560 - Please, for me. - Look, you need to stop worryin' about water, baby, 401 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,800 and start worryin' about the game today, okay? 402 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,520 Here. Now, just do whatever you did to Colonel Sanders, 403 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,440 and you'll be fine. 404 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,600 I-I will, thank you. I-I-I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama. 405 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,640 I wonder what she's doin' right now. 406 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,040 ## [Country] 407 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,400 [Braying] 408 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,120 - [Grunting] - [Announcer] And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return. 409 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,480 - The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - Okay, come on, here we go. 410 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,840 Come on, everybody. You can do it. Gain some yards. Put some points on the board. 411 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,000 Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks... 412 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,560 Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. 413 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,480 Check it out. 414 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,640 Set, fool, 22, hut! 415 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,560 [Shouting] 416 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,200 [Man Laughing] 417 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,800 You owe me 50 bucks. 418 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,040 - You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole. - Go, go, go, go! 419 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,480 Hold 'em, hold 'em, hold 'em. Okay, you can do it. Come on. 420 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,880 Bobby, Bobby, this is just like we practiced, okay? 421 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,800 Okay, go, go, go. Come on. 422 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,640 Watch where you're going, needle dick. [lmitating Bobby Grunting] 423 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,720 [Whistle Blowing] 424 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,120 [Shouting] 425 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,240 Set! 390! 426 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,400 - Time for retard to find out what college football's all about. - [Laughing] 427 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,840 390! Check, check. 428 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,600 Red, 18! Red, 18! 429 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,040 Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! 430 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,000 [Bobby Grunting] 431 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,640 Yeah! 432 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,000 Your name is needle dick. 433 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,480 - [Grunting] - I knew that this was a good idea. 434 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,680 [Bobby Grunting] 435 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,480 Yes! 436 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,720 - Time-out from the game. - What's he calling time-out for? 437 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,280 - Man, what are you doin'? - Here, this is for you. 438 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,200 Enjoy. 439 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,720 - [Coach Beaulieu] Hey, Waterboy, you're fired! - Stop it! 440 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,720 Yes! Bobby! 441 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,320 [Cheering] 442 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:26,200 - Ooh-la-la. Yeah, man! Yeah! - Yeah, yeah! 443 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,080 - Slap hands! - Whatever. 444 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,400 Waterboy's killin' 'em. 445 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,800 He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana. 446 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,800 Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. 447 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,880 I said, "Joe Mantegna." 448 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,600 [Announcer] We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter. 449 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,160 Eagle cover two. Eagle cover two. Ready? 450 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,560 Best of luck to you on-on-on the upcoming play. 451 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,440 - I'll be playin' with your mama tonight. - Sixty-two. 452 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,840 - Move, 22, hut! - [Announcer] Bernard drops back. 453 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,080 - Looks like a screen pass. - [Cheering] 454 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,640 Sixty-two! Sixty-two! There you are! 455 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,560 - [Groaning] - Thank you. 456 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,440 [Announcer] Number 62 is headed for the end zone. 457 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,920 He's at the 40, the 30. He's almost... 458 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,920 Man! Touchdown! Reds lead. 459 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,080 [Bobby Grunting] 460 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,520 Dropkick. Looks like Boucher knocked him out cold. 461 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,920 I love my mama very much. Now you know that. 462 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,800 - [Crying] - [Crowd Moaning] 463 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:39,000 The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot. 464 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,160 Waterboy, you stink! 465 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,720 Nice job, shithead. You just lost us the game. 466 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,680 I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend? 467 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,400 No! Get away from me. 468 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,800 Okay. 469 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,440 Excuse me? May I help you? 470 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,600 Hey, stud. 471 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,400 Vicki Vallencourt, this is... this is quite a pleasant surprise. 472 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,440 Yeah, well, I just got out of jail, and I heard you were playin' football. 473 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,360 Yes, well, I-I-I've... 474 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,440 [Mumbling, Indistinct] 475 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,920 [Bobby] Yes. 476 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,280 [Mumbling, Indistinct] 477 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,600 So, let's say we go and get somethin' to eat, catch up on things. 478 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,560 Oh, uh... 479 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,640 Mama's not a-a-a big fan of restaurants... 480 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,760 or of-of me going to one. 481 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,440 But if-if you'd like, sometimes, 482 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,600 Mama, she, uh... she like to... on a Sunday afternoon... 483 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,160 There-There's a-a-a grill with the charcoal b-biscuits. 484 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,560 - You want me to come to a barbecue? - Yes, that's it. 485 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,240 [Chuckling] Sounds great. 486 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,440 And by the way, I hope you like what I did to y'all lawn mower. 487 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,640 [Steve Braying] 488 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,560 You know that old hag that does astrology on Good Morning America, 489 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,480 she really ought to pack it in. 490 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,520 Listen what she said for Sagittarius. She goes: 491 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,160 "You're gonna be faced with a difficult decision today." 492 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,520 But the thing is-is-is, we're all faced with difficult decisions every day. 493 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,640 - That's like sayin' you're gonna eat today. - Yeah, m-maybe... 494 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,880 by leaving her predictions vague and generalized, 495 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,720 there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony. 496 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,200 Whatever, college boy. 497 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,560 - Don't say college boy. Here comes Mama. - Oh, okay. 498 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,920 That looks nice, Mama. 499 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,840 [Sighing] 500 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,840 - Mmm, here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you. 501 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,880 Mama, Vicki's an astrologist. 502 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,120 I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally. 503 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,360 Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil. 504 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,800 You sure played great yesterday, Bobby. 505 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,560 - What did my boy play great? - Uh, um... 506 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,920 Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy. He played... He played waterboy great. 507 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,280 Everybody who was thirsty got a drink right away... 508 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,880 yesterday at the... at the football game. 509 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,400 Fool's ball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. 510 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,920 Remember when that man wanted you to play fool's ball, Bobby? 511 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,720 Yeah, l... He... Roy Orbison... 512 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,480 Coach Klein. I-I-I remember. 513 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,480 So, Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla... 514 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,960 what escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye? 515 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,280 No, Mama, he... The-The search continues. 516 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,720 What would you think if Bobby did play football, Mrs. Boucher? 517 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,440 Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all. 518 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,080 And to tell you the truth, I don't think much of you... 519 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,240 and all your snotty questions, Miss Vallencourt. 520 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,400 I'm quite disturbed to see that you're so interested in my boy. 521 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,480 I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher. 522 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,120 - Really? - Mm. 523 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,520 Well, did he tell you about how much his feet smell? 524 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,160 - Mama. - He has to wear two pair of socks. 525 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,280 Well, men are supposed to have stinky feet. 526 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,320 Well, are men supposed to wear pajamas... 527 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,960 featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dog? 528 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,760 - Mama, please. - Well, you know what? 529 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,160 I happen to find Deputy Dog to be... 530 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,280 very, very sexy. 531 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,960 Did he tell you about a little bedtime problem? 532 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,880 - Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there. 533 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,360 If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself. 534 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,200 - Now you see what you done? - What I did? 535 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,400 Now you listen here, cupcake. The "onliest" woman in my boy's life is me. 536 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,480 Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you. 537 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,680 Oh, yeah, well your Bobby is a grown man. 538 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,280 And guess what? He can hang out with whoever he wants! 539 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,680 Oh, yes, he can. Whoever he wants. 'Cept you! 540 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,200 Bobby, that-that woman is the devil. 541 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,360 - I want you to stay away from her, you hear me? - Yes, Mama. 542 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,680 Now you come on inside before that little ol' witch casts a spell on us! 543 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,920 I'm sorry, Vicki Vallencourt. 544 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,360 Whatever. 545 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,080 # If you want it, you got it You feed it, you love it # 546 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,360 # Say that you need it You never... ## 547 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,320 When we report on the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs here on Sportscenter, it's usually to add... 548 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,920 another number to their amazing losing streak, which now stands at 41. 549 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,320 But now, Bobby Boucher has given us another reason. 550 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,320 In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday, 551 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,240 the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new N.C.A.A. record... 552 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,760 by sacking the quarterback 16 times, 553 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,040 shattering the old record of seven. 554 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,240 And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher is also the team's waterboy, 555 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,480 which, of course, begs the question: 556 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,600 What exactly are they putting in the water... 557 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,480 down in Jackson's Bayou, Louisiana? 558 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,280 # There is a house in New Orleans # 559 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,800 # They call The Rising Sun ## 560 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,960 [Announcer] We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go. 561 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,440 [Coach Klein] We are one family with one dream. 562 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,440 There are 40 of you on this team, not just one. 563 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,080 Bobby can't do this by himself. Now get out there and make something happen! 564 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,440 - All right, sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go! - [Players Cheering] 565 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,680 Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna have to do this by yourself... 566 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,000 because there is nobody on this team that's any good. 567 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,720 Now look, I can't stand losing anymore. 568 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,640 We've got to win one game. Can you go out there and make something happen? 569 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,400 - Visualize and attack. - Yeah. 570 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,960 - Visualize and attack. Please! - Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 571 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,680 - Please! - [Mumbling, Indistinct] 572 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,920 [Announcer] Central Kentucky's down to their third straight quarterback. 573 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,400 Good news, folks. First-string quarterback, Tommy Gardner, 574 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,400 does not have a broken neck. 575 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,960 Blue, 52! Blue, 52! Hut! 576 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,960 I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil! 577 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,760 She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. 578 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,400 - I never said she was the devil. - She's the most beautiful woman in the world. 579 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,400 Oh, please, don't hurt me! 580 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,240 Follow the... Come on! 581 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,200 You crazy man! Okay, okay, okay! 582 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:12,760 It's a safety! They win, they win, they win! 583 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,920 With the help of Boucher, the losing streak is over! 584 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,120 I'm so sorry, Mama. Please, forgive me. 585 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,360 I love you so much, Mama. I love you. 586 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,760 - I love you too. - [Derek] We won! 587 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,440 We won, baby! It's gonna be a big party tonight, and you're going! 588 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,720 - Me? Party? - Yeah, baby! 589 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,040 [Cheering] 590 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,920 [Chanting] Party! Party! 591 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,280 # Let's groove tonight # 592 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,240 # And share the spots and light # 593 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,040 Hey! Nice suit. 594 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,400 Thank you. It was my daddy's. 595 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,720 Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox: Louisiana frog cakes. 596 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,800 Thanks. 597 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,440 - Come on in. - [Woman] Hey, Bobby Boucher! 598 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,080 Look who's here: Sergeant Stutter. 599 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,760 - Want a beer? - I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch. 600 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,120 - You just make a joke, Bobby? - Yes, I did. 601 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,120 [Chuckling] Good one. 602 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:19,280 Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off, 603 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,920 and that will lead to a lot more victories. 604 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,280 - Yeah, that and a waterboy getting 20 sacks a game. - That too. 605 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,200 - Professor! - [Gasping] 606 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,000 We still havin' that test on amphibians and reptiles next Friday? 607 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:37,800 Yes, sir. That is, if it's all right with you. 608 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,520 - Of course, it is. - My best regards to your dear mama. 609 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,320 [Woman] Let's talk to the waterboy. 610 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,480 You played amazing at the game today, Bobby. 611 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,400 And you are so cute. Is there a girl you're seein'? 612 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,280 Seein'? Uh, uh, I see a lot of girls. 613 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,520 I see a lot of guys too. 614 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,000 I think that's sexy. 615 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,480 You ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? 616 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,400 Oh, yeah, plenty of times. 617 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,880 The other night, I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time. 618 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,320 You are a bad boy. I wish you were my boyfriend. 619 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,720 Oh, thank you, but, see, there's this girl, Vicki Vallencourt. 620 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,840 She may be the devil. Mama said that. 621 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,880 Consequently, I am prohibited from contact with her. 622 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,120 But I hope to get past that one day 'cause she's nice to talk to. 623 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:32,560 [Mumbling, Indistinct] 624 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,120 Oh, oh. 625 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,000 ## [Rap] 626 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,360 # Take me and break me off Baby, let me play the clothes and I'll take me off # 627 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,440 # 'Cause I've been checkin' out your style from across the stand # 628 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,720 # And I'm much more than your waterboy and average fan # 629 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,120 # You ask me why Perfect practice makes perfect game # 630 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,280 ## [Rap Continues] 631 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,840 # Sit-ups and pull-ups 92 octane, premium, fill up # 632 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,000 # I'm doin' my thing for much more than the thing # 633 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,680 # I'm doin' my thing for much more than the thing # 634 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,240 # I'm doin' my thing for much more than the thing # 635 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,200 # I'm doin' my thing for much more than the thing # 636 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,920 # I'm doin' my thing for much more than the thing ## 637 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,120 Yo, we have a very special guest here today. 638 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,800 Let's have a warm L.T. welcome for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby. 639 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,080 - [Cheering] - Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor. 640 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,720 Tell me, what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time? 641 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,680 That-That-That's a good question. 642 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,520 What-What happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. 643 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,560 And-And-And the quarterback will say, "Hike." 644 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,440 That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. 645 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,480 So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, 646 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,880 unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, 647 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,000 in which case, I-I try to tackle that person. 648 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,480 Hmm? Children, which brings me to my next point: 649 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,440 Don't smoke crack. 650 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,600 - [Chattering] - [Horn Honking] 651 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,040 Vicki Vallencourt. What you doin' here? 652 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,720 Oh, nothin'. I was just thinkin'... 653 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,200 about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there. 654 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,440 But I suppose I ought to be movin' on before I get you in trouble with your mama. 655 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,200 Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her. 656 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,880 So maybe we could ride home together. 657 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,640 - Really? - If you'd like to. 658 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,240 [Giggling] Okay. 659 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,400 [Man] Who got the hooch? 660 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:49,720 # Who got the hooch Baby # 661 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,640 # Who got the only sweetest thing in the world # 662 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,720 - # Who got the hooch, baby # - [Snoring] 663 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,560 # Who got the only sweetest thing in the world # 664 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,320 # Who got the love Who got the freshy freshy # 665 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,880 # Who got the only sweetest thing # 666 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,800 - # In the world ## - [Braying] 667 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,920 You can sit down, if you'd like. 668 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,520 [Braying Continues] 669 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,160 Vicki Vallencourt, I figured... 670 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,920 'cause you're interested in astrology and mystical stuff like that, 671 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,320 you might appreciate this. 672 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,280 That's water from a glacier in Alaska. 673 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,720 It-lt was blessed by a-an Eskimo medicine man. 674 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:46,320 - It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold. That's why it's so special. 675 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,360 That-That was... That-That-That-That happened... 676 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,560 That-That happened to be my-my first time with-with lips... 677 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,400 and-and-and-and-and and-and-and-and-and the-the tongue. 678 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,080 That was your tongue. l... I believe it was... 679 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,200 I never did that before. 680 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,120 Well, if that was your first kiss, 681 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,080 then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these. 682 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,920 Yes, yes, that is a-another first for me, 683 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,040 and I-I appreciate what-what-what you're showin' me right now. 684 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,760 [Snoring Continues] 685 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,920 Vicki-Vicki Vallencourt, I-I think Mama's up. 686 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,320 [Mumbling] Devil, devil, devil. 687 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,040 You better get goin'. 688 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,880 My God, Bobby, I mean, sometimes, I just don't know why I bother with you. 689 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,240 You ain't even a man. 690 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,040 [Announcer] It looks like the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs, 691 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,280 led by linebacker Bobby Boucher, 692 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,920 are gonna fall one victory short of that Bourbon Bowl bid. 693 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,120 Iowa could win the game by nailing this 20-yard field goal. 694 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,840 Yeah, but the Mud Dogs have played a sensational football game. 695 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,640 Let's take a look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' last drive. 696 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,320 Let's take a look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' last drive. 697 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,720 Here we see Boucher instantly penetratin' the pocket. 698 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,840 [Grunting] 699 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,240 There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. 700 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,000 Friends, it's all over. 701 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,480 - [Man] My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image. 702 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,880 Difficult to watch, Chris. [Exhales] 703 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,640 Whoo! My God! 704 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,880 Gonna kick some names and take some ass! 705 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,320 Bobby! 706 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,560 Water sucks. Gatorade is better. 707 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,400 - What? - Use it on the field. 708 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,080 [Crowd Chanting] Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy! 709 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,920 Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot. 710 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,920 You're-You're-You're drinkin' the wrong water. 711 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,800 - Gatorade. - H2O. 712 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,120 - Gatorade! - H2O! 713 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,440 # Water sucks, It really, really sucks Water sucks # 714 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,840 - # It really, really sucks ## - Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people. 715 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,000 [Bobby Whimpering] 716 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,280 - [Cheering] - [Announcer] And my friend, Chris, 717 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,240 the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl. 718 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,480 With yesterday's come-from-behind victory, the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs... 719 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,320 earned a New Year's Day date with Red Beaulieu and the Louisiana Cougars... 720 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,280 in the first annual Bourbon Bowl. 721 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,560 But not only has the waterboy changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes, 722 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,040 he's got other teams looking around the sidelines for talent. 723 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,400 In fact, yesterday, Michigan, devastated by injury, 724 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,960 experimented with their towel boy at wide receiver. 725 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,640 - [Groaning] - But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems. 726 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,480 [Cheering] 727 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,600 You know, when I see so many of you here tonight, 728 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:43,680 it reminds me just about how special this season really was. 729 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,840 Not just for the team. 730 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,240 Not just for the students. 731 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,120 But for each and every one of you... 732 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,800 in our small corner of Louisiana! 733 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,600 - [Cheering] - You can do it! 734 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,640 Oh, yes, we can, and, yes, we will. 735 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,520 Because we've got... 736 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,840 a young man who has been so vital to our success. 737 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,800 A wonderful student-athlete. 738 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,280 And a wonderful friend. 739 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,200 Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher! 740 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,240 ## [Band] 741 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:29,000 - [Together] Waterboy, number one! - You can do it! 742 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,160 Thank you so much... 743 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,160 for bein' my friends. 744 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,240 - [Crowd Cheering] - You can do it! 745 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,600 I'd also like to take this opportunity... 746 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,560 to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football, 747 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:54,200 so if-if you could not tell my mama I-I play football, that would be for the best. 748 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,960 [Cheering] 749 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,920 ## [Band Resumes] 750 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,000 [Horn Honking] 751 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,600 We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl. 752 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,720 Looks like we ended up in Retardville, U.S.A. 753 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,760 Hey, Waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us? 754 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,200 - Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg. - I asked you a question, dumb ass. 755 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,600 You even exhale, and I will saw your head off. 756 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,760 You can do it! Cut his fucking head off! 757 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,960 Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey? 758 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,360 I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical. 759 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,280 Right, Klein? 760 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,920 [Vicki] Yeah, well, your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads. 761 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,120 This is not how ambassadors for the University of Louisiana are supposed to act. 762 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,720 So now you just get back on the bus. [Chuckling] 763 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,960 However, assault with a deadly weapon, 764 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,360 very, very serious offense. 765 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,600 Officer, get her little country ass outta here. 766 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,360 - [Crowd Murmuring] - Thank you, Vicki. 767 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,080 Let's go. 768 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:24,840 Ah! It's the waterboy! 769 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,760 I got something for you. 770 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,400 This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School... 771 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,600 in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. 772 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,960 Now the problem with that... 773 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,880 is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. 774 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,040 - So obviously, this is a fake! - [Crowd Gasping] 775 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,000 However, this is not a fake. 776 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,640 This is from the N.C.A.A. 777 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,200 They don't think you ought to play football no more. 778 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,240 So allow me to say this to you one more time: 779 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,160 You're fired. 780 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,160 Oh, no! We suck again! 781 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:06,600 Ever see a championship ring? 782 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,040 - Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski. - You didn't go to high school? 783 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,280 I was home schooled. I-I didn't know I needed... 784 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,600 - Forged a fake transcript. - No, no, I-I-I didn't. 785 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,280 - The waterboy's a cheater. Cut his head off. - [Crowd Agreeing] 786 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,040 Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'! 787 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,160 We played as a team, we won as a team. 788 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,320 And just because the waterboy's a cheater, 789 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,080 don't change the fact that the real Mud Dogs... 790 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,560 are gonna kick some Cougar ass. 791 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,840 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! 792 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,400 [Together] Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! 793 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,320 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! 794 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,080 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! 795 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,040 - That's the way! - [Cheering] 796 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,800 Sorry, Bobby. 797 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,280 # Oh, what a lonely boy # 798 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,800 Believe me, I-I understand. 799 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,280 Yeah, and you're deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd. 800 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,720 Thank you so much. Bye-bye. 801 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,000 Good news, Bobby. 802 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,360 - The N.C.A.A. is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl. - Yes. 803 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,600 You just have to pass the high school equivalency test. 804 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,880 It's not the test, Coach. 805 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,120 Everybody hates me. 806 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,640 That's not true. 807 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,800 One man said he wanted to decapitate me. 808 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,560 Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea. 809 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,520 Somebody made me look like a-a-a cheater. 810 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,040 I did it. I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it! 811 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,840 - It was me. - Why? 812 00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:01,040 Because I wanted you to play. Because you were my way out, Bobby. 813 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,160 'Cause it was the only way to get you in. 814 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,720 I am so sorry. 815 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,520 Why didn't you s-stick up for me down by the river? 816 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,200 The truth is, I fled. 817 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,840 I came into my office, I went under my desk, I cried. 818 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,240 I cried. I cried like a ten-year-old girl! 819 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,360 [Groaning] 820 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,080 Red and I have a history. 821 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,280 Twenty years ago, we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh... 822 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,640 at the University of Louisiana. 823 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:40,120 Red ran the practices, and I used to come up with the plays. 824 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,520 Oh, boy, was I good. 825 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,760 I would write these foolproof plays in my little green notebook that I had. 826 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,840 - The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em. - [Door Knocking] 827 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,760 And when Coach Cavanaugh was going to retire, 828 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,160 me and Red, we just knew that one of us was gonna be his successor. 829 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,280 ## [Disco] 830 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,680 - Hey, Red. - How ya doin'? 831 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,680 Come by to wish me luck? 832 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:13,120 Well, not exactly, no, no. Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor. 833 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,280 Sure. What's up? 834 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,200 Well, you know that green notebook you use to write all them football plays in? 835 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,360 Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that I can come up with some good play ideas. 836 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,240 But you didn't come up with them. 837 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,520 They're my plays. I need them. 838 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:34,920 Klein, I'm gonna have this book one way or another, 839 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,800 so you might as well let the damn thing go, 'cause if you don't, 840 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,560 it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical around here. 841 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,040 And I don't think you want that, do you? Huh? 842 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,760 [Cackling] 843 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,920 Of course, Red got the job. Next day, fired me. 844 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,120 Once he had my notebook, he didn't need me anymore. 845 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,200 I didn't take it very well. 846 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,800 No, Grandma, I didn't get it. 847 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,120 I can't believe it myself. 848 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,800 I know. I'm so numb. 849 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,280 I just hate him, I hate him, I hate him. 850 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,520 That is a terrible story, Coach. 851 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,800 - But why-why don't you just come up with some new plays? - I tried. 852 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,720 - I can't. - Yes. 853 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,840 I guess I have a mental block, you know, ever since Red took my playbook and my manhood. 854 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,320 I knew what he was gonna do! 855 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,240 And I just didn't fight back. 856 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,920 Well, you're gonna show him that you're a man on Saturday. 857 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,600 And I'm gonna show everybody that I'm not a dummy. 858 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,760 I'm gonna go study. 859 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,600 Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read. 860 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,760 Read? 861 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,760 You don't have to read. 862 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,360 - What you readin' for? - 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama. 863 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,840 Don't look like to me you enjoys it, sittin' there all grouchy. 864 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:10,280 Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight, or else I can't play foot... 865 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,040 ball. 866 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,120 Fool's ball? You playin' the fool's ball behind my back? 867 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,680 The only reason I'm doin' this so, so I can go to school. 868 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:27,120 School? You goin' to school? [Screams] 869 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,560 - [Steve Braying] - Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you. 870 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,880 You off gallivantin' with your fancy fool's ball friends at school, 871 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,520 while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company, except Steve? 872 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,920 The chickens are comin' home to roost, Bobby Boucher. 873 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,480 You reap the fruit of your selfish ways. 874 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,680 You're gonna lose all your fancy fool's ball games... 875 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,800 and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is... 876 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,720 - The devil? - [Gasps] 877 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,880 Everything is the devil to you, Mama! 878 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,720 Well, I like school, and I like football! 879 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,200 And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! 880 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,160 And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery... 881 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,720 because of their medulla oblongata! 882 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,280 And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! 883 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,800 And she showed me her boobies, and I liked them too! 884 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:39,360 The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination... 885 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,640 consists of 300 multiple choice questions. 886 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,200 You have three hours. Good luck to you, sir. 887 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,840 [Knocking On Window] 888 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,040 # Well, I was born in a small town # 889 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,560 # And I live in a small town # 890 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,600 # If I could die in a small town # 891 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:16,520 # Or the small communities # 892 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,080 Ben Franklin. 893 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,760 Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? 894 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,320 That's nonsense! I invented electricity. 895 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,960 Ben Franklin is the devil! 896 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,880 I can't believe you got a 97! 897 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,120 I-I-I can't believe that I-I-I told Mama... 898 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,200 that I got feelings for you. 899 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,920 Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher. 900 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,800 When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly. 901 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,160 Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure what that means, but... 902 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,080 - [Siren Wailing] - You know, we should get goin'. 903 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,000 I told the coach that I'd drive to the game with him. 904 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,240 [Tires Screeching] 905 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,240 I was with you from two to four last night. You-You tell them. 906 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,160 - [Brakes Screech] - [Car Door Opens] 907 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:13,120 Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'. She's in the hospital. 908 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,720 Mama, what have I done? 909 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,640 I'm so sorry, Mama. 910 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,400 Doctors say... they can't figure out what's wrong with her. 911 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,560 But I know what's wrong. 912 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,760 She got a broken heart because of me. 913 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,840 Bobby, that's ridiculous. 914 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,440 Everybody else in this town turn on me at the drop of a hat. 915 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,840 Mama is the only one who really cares if I live or die. 916 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,280 She my whole world. 917 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,400 Will you just leave us alone? 918 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,720 She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going. 919 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,240 God knows what the team is doing with just Farmer Fran watching them. 920 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,760 - [Shouting, Indistinct] - ## [Rock] 921 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,160 [Woman On P.A., Indistinct] 922 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,240 # Everybody parties on the New Year's Eve # 923 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,960 - You really made it look like home. - # Waiting for the countdown # 924 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,280 # Make a lot of promises they never keep # 925 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,720 # Party with the lights on # 926 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,600 - How's that, Steve? - [Brays] 927 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,120 # Holding a glass of champagne # 928 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,440 - # Everyone having fun # - [Steve Braying] 929 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,480 # Trying to get out of the rain # 930 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:43,320 # Everybody parties on the New Year's Eve # 931 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,880 # Party with the lights on # 932 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,360 Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. You know why? 933 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,840 - Look who's on the television, Mama. - [TV Continues] 934 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,760 The devil. 935 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,680 500,000 intimate... 936 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,560 # Party on New Year's Eve # 937 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,720 - # Tell me what to see # - [No Audio] 938 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,840 # The peak of the holiday season # 939 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,200 - # Everything's all right with me # - Who there? Who there? 940 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,960 # Bringing in a new year ## 941 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,920 [Crowd] Three, two, one! 942 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,760 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama. 943 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:33,240 - ## ["Auld Lang Syne"] - My resolution is to never hurt you again. 944 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:37,000 [Snoring] 945 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:43,680 # Should auld acquaintance be forgot # 946 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,640 - # And days of auld lang syne ## - [Crowd Chanting] Waterboy! Waterboy! 947 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:52,360 Waterboy! Waterboy! 948 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,320 [Cheering] 949 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,360 Bobby Boucher, all these folks are here tonight... 950 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,480 to tell you that they're sorry... 951 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,520 that they're sorry for not supportin' you... 952 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,960 when it meant the most. 953 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,800 But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. 954 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,760 Come on. 955 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,360 I am not what you would call a handsome man. 956 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,160 The good Lord chose not to bless me with... 957 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,680 with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain. 958 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,960 You see, you're an inspiration... 959 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,440 to all of us who, who weren't born handsome... 960 01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:01,720 and charming and cool and... 961 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,760 [Sobbing] 962 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,840 - I can't! I can't! - It's okay. 963 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:12,240 Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, 964 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,720 we would tell her... 965 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,680 what a fine boy she raised, 966 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,120 and how much your playing football means to this town. 967 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,560 But she can't hear you, 'cause she's unconscious. 968 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,040 I'm sorry to disappoint you all, 969 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,640 but please keep your voices down... 970 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,240 so my mama can get her rest. 971 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,000 [All Groaning] 972 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,240 Well, wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow! 973 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,240 [Woman On P.A., Indistinct] 974 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:12,280 Mama! Thank God, you're okay. I'm so sorry. 975 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,720 I was so bad, Mama. You were right about everything. 976 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,960 - I've been a real knucklehead. - Oh, hush, baby. 977 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,280 You should've seen this a long time ago. 978 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,200 Oh, my word! 979 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,880 - Is that my daddy? - No, no. 980 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,960 That's a guy I dated before I met your father. 981 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,680 Oh, you could iron a shirt on his stomach. 982 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,240 Well, that was lust, not love. Turn the page. 983 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,480 There's your daddy. 984 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,880 - So handsome. - Oh. 985 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,800 Read on. 986 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,320 "Dear Helen." Who's Helen? 987 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,160 That's my first name, Bobby. 988 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,720 Ohh! 989 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,640 "I have arrived here in New Orleans. 990 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,640 "It is even more beautiful than in the picture books. 991 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,320 "I'm sure I'll have no problem finding work, 992 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:08,360 "so you can expect my next letter to contain lots of money. 993 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,400 Your loving husband, Robert." 994 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,360 That's nice, Mama. 995 01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,600 "Dear Helen." That's you. 996 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,760 "I found a job as a lemonade vendor, 997 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,840 "but sorry, no money yet. 998 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,440 "New Orleans is an expensive city. 999 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,160 "Expensive, but fun. Hope all is well. 1000 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,760 Robert." 1001 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,240 "To Whom It May Concern: 1002 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,040 "This will be my last letter. 1003 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,640 "We have grown apart over these last six weeks. 1004 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,440 "I now have two loves in my life: 1005 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,800 "big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. 1006 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,720 Ciao, Roberto." 1007 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,960 He changed his name to Roberto. 1008 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,560 I guess he thought it was more exotic. 1009 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,480 But Mama says that... I mean, you say that... 1010 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,680 Bobby, your daddy didn't go into no Peace Corps. 1011 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,280 He deserted us, baby. 1012 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,960 No, no, Mama. You-You... 1013 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,640 You shouldn't be dredgin' up these painful memories in your condition. 1014 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,480 Oh, hush. Your mama's as healthy as an ox, 1015 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,880 and as dumb as one to boot. 1016 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,280 I was so scared you'd abandon me too. 1017 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:26,440 And I made you abandon all those people who depend on ya. 1018 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,200 I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher. 1019 01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:32,520 But I can't hog you to myself no more, 1020 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,760 because everyone's seen how wonderful you are. 1021 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,480 - Oh, Mama! - Now. 1022 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,800 You go play fool's ball with your friends. 1023 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,760 [Man] Welcome to ABC's coverage of the Bourbon Bowl. 1024 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,160 Good afternoon, everybody. I'm Brent Musburger, along with my colleague, Dan Fouts. 1025 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,840 And the big story here, Dan, is a game that's lost some of its luster... 1026 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,440 without its star player, the waterboy Bobby Boucher. 1027 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,200 You know, Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there. 1028 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,760 I know, but I really wanted to scout that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd. 1029 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,160 - Naw. "Hack" Thomas. - Whatever. 1030 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,080 - Is she ready? - [Clattering] 1031 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,800 Oh, yeah. She's more than ready. 1032 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,720 Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat! 1033 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,240 Let's go, ladies. 1034 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,640 [Whistle Blowing] 1035 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,600 [Musburger] We are underway! 1036 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,120 The opening kickoff is a beauty! 1037 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,600 Holdsworth is gonna bring it out from nine yards deep. 1038 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,240 - Come on. - [Grunting] 1039 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,480 - Yeah! - [Grunting, Groaning] 1040 01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:46,840 Dan, they're showing no respect for this team without Boucher. 1041 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,120 [Fouts] Good reason, Brent. 109 yards untouched. 1042 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,720 - [Cheering] - Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first. 1043 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,720 [Yelling, Shouting] 1044 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,520 - [Whistle Blowing] - Time running down in the first quarter. 1045 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,760 Cougars lead is 17-0. 1046 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,480 Set! 1047 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,440 Three! Thirty-three! 1048 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,000 - [Growling] - Three! Thirty-three! Hut! 1049 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,480 Dan, that quarterback can't even get the ball off before he's hit. 1050 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,680 It's as if they're in the offensive huddle with him. 1051 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,520 - [Laughing] - [Muttering] 1052 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,880 Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy? 1053 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,160 Ugh! Now I'm not. 1054 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,080 [Bobby] Mama, you think we'll make it on time? 1055 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,880 Hang on! I'll show you what A.J. Foyt taught me. 1056 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,400 [Musburger] That's the end of the half. The Cougars are dominating. 1057 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:45,240 Let's hope the Mud Dogs can make some adjustments. 1058 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,160 - Well, they better, 'cause they suck. - Mm-hmm. 1059 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,000 Anybody got an idea? 1060 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,800 Hey. 1061 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,560 - Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? - [Chuckling] 1062 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,920 Yeah, that was pretty funny. 1063 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,280 How about the time he tackled the guy from Louisville... 1064 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,080 - and threw him into the stands? - [All Laughing] 1065 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:20,320 Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off? 1066 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,640 And then he ran for the touchdown, bare-assed. 1067 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,760 Remember the time Bobby... [Mumbling Incoherently] 1068 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,800 Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? 1069 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,440 [Cheering, Shouting] 1070 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:49,560 Hey, sorry about givin' you so much shit this year. 1071 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,840 You're the heart and soul of this team, Bobby. 1072 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,520 Ain't one of us could've passed that test. 1073 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,240 Thank you all so much for being my friends. 1074 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,600 Well, let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a Bowl game to win. 1075 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,400 - Right? - [All Together] Yeah! 1076 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,800 - Two, three! - [All] Mud Dogs! Woof! 1077 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,680 [Musburger] In a dramatic turn of events, 1078 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,720 Bobby Boucher just arrived at halftime. 1079 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,000 And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother drove him right into the stadium. 1080 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:24,560 [Players Shouting, Hooting] 1081 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,400 [Crowd Chanting] Waterboy! Waterboy! 1082 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,680 Waterboy! Waterboy! 1083 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,520 Waterboy! Waterboy! 1084 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,200 Fool's ball's not for the devil. 1085 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,120 It's for my Bobby. 1086 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:42,160 Time to open up some whoop-ass. 1087 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,920 [Cheering, Chanting Continues] 1088 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,680 Shit, he showed up. All right, look. 1089 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:55,880 Just relax. Relax. Go in there and do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go! 1090 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,720 This could be the start of some high drama, folks. 1091 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,960 Or are the Mud Dogs too far behind? 1092 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,520 Bobby Boucher is on defense. 1093 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,960 - The Cougars are coming out from their own 20 yard line. - [Quarterback] Hut! Hut! 1094 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,520 The pitch. It's a reverse! 1095 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,000 Boucher's not fooled. 1096 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,800 Fumble! Robideaux's got it! 1097 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,520 Touchdown, Mud Dogs! 1098 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,520 [Growling] 1099 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:22,160 - Boy, Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - "Poop"? 1100 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,240 [All Shouting] 1101 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,160 Slap hands! Slap hands! 1102 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,960 Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby. 1103 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,000 [Musburger] The Mud Dogs are faced with yet another third and long. 1104 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,080 - Hut! - Grenouille back to pass. 1105 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:43,280 He's gonna be stuffed again! And the Mud Dogs offense is still unable to move that ball. 1106 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:46,480 But the way their defense is fired up, they still have a shot at winning this game. 1107 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,560 Blake, come here. Look. 1108 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,960 Now, what if we, uh... [Whispering] 1109 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,320 Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go. [Evil Laughter] 1110 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:01,720 [Musburger] The Cougars lead 27-7 in the middle of the third quarter. 1111 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,760 - And he takes a knee? - [Whistle Blows] 1112 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,480 - Y'all gonna play or what? - [Chattering] 1113 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,720 [Laughing] How do you all like my new offense? 1114 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,440 [Musburger] All right, it's second and 12... 1115 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:19,040 - as the Cougars line up on the ball. - Hut! Hut! 1116 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,160 [Whistle Blows] 1117 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,320 What is Red Beaulieu doing, refusing to play offense? 1118 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,080 - Dan, this is bizarre. - [Dan] No, it's not, Brent. 1119 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,360 It's brilliant, because Red is taking the waterboy out of the game. 1120 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,880 By kneeling down three times and punting, 1121 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,880 he's gonna make the Mud Dog offense try to beat him. 1122 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,320 And the way they're playing today, that's impossible. 1123 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,360 [Musburger] Well, the Mud Dog's most valuable player, 1124 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:42,520 the linebacker they call "the Waterboy," is now powerless. 1125 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:47,560 That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red. 1126 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,880 - [Whistle Blows] - [Man] Mud Dogs call a time-out. 1127 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,560 - [Cheering, Indistinct] - Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein! 1128 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,240 Mr. Coach Klein! 1129 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:01,360 - Where are you going? - I was just gonna get a hot pretzel. 1130 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,200 Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid of Red Beaulieu? 1131 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,800 [Laughing, Shouting] 1132 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,680 I am petrified of him. 1133 01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,720 Well, why don't you pretend that Red Beaulieu... 1134 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,880 is somebody that you're-you're not afraid of. 1135 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,600 - Pretend? - Yes. 1136 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,160 Visualize somebody you're not afraid of. 1137 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,280 - And then attack, like you told me. - I'll try. 1138 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,200 Well, he's right over there. 1139 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,880 [Chuckling] 1140 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,200 Little baby. 1141 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,680 Yeah. 1142 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:46,480 Hello, little baby. [Baby Talking] 1143 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,800 A poo-poo? Do you have a poo-poo? 1144 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,680 Yes. 1145 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,120 Okay. Now. 1146 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,520 This is what we're gonna do. He's gonna come here... 1147 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,000 [Chattering, Shouting] 1148 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,320 Come and get this one, Cougars. 1149 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,720 Red, 22! Hike! 1150 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,680 [Musburger] Snap to Grenouille. A reverse! 1151 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:18,360 No, it's a double reverse! Oh, what a block! 1152 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,240 And Boudier springs free! 1153 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:24,920 Trouble! Lateral! Got him! What a play! 1154 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,640 Grenouille to the 15! To the 10! To the 5! 1155 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,960 - Touchdown, Mud Dogs! - [Fouts] Well, well, well. 1156 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:33,600 I guess Coach Klein does have a few tricks up his sleeve after all. 1157 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:37,040 What the hell... What the hell is this? Huh? 1158 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,440 We go from a championship football team to a bunch of dogs! 1159 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,840 Right now, we're going to go down to the sidelines and our man, Lynn Swann. 1160 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,000 Swannie, what do you have for us? 1161 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,920 I'm with Vicki Vallencourt, who's taking over... 1162 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,880 Bobby Boucher's water duties for this important game. 1163 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,880 Oh, I'm not takin' over. I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad. 1164 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:57,160 Well, let me ask you this. What's your prediction for the rest of this ball game? 1165 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,200 Mud Dogs are gonna win, 30 to 27. 1166 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,920 That's very interesting. How'd you come up with that guess? 1167 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:05,280 Guess? That ain't no guess! That's what it's gonna be. 1168 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,240 - Okay. That's fine. - Oh! Be careful down there, Swannie. 1169 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,080 All right. Meaney. Where's Meaney? 1170 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,040 - Meaney? - Here, Coach. 1171 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,520 - Get in there and let's see if that waterboy can stop you. - Yes, sir! 1172 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:23,680 Red is sending his best defender in as a running back? 1173 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,200 What do you make of this, Dan? 1174 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,480 Well, Brent, he's gotta find some way to neutralize the waterboy. 1175 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,840 He probably thinks that Meaney will just pound it in there like Fridge used to do for the Bears. 1176 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,440 Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? 1177 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,600 Oh, no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands. 1178 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,600 - You'll see. - Bridge the hole! Your ass is mine! Whoo! 1179 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,480 Whoo! Whoo! 1180 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,560 You sound like a... a big choo-choo train. 1181 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:50,000 Whoo! [Groans] 1182 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,400 Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano. 1183 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,880 # Fight, fight, fight with your might ## 1184 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,680 All right, field goal. Field goal. Go. 1185 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:12,040 - Derek. Derek! - Yeah. 1186 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:15,160 Visualize the attack. Go kick the ball. Kick it. 1187 01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,000 - Hut! - [All Grunting] 1188 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,480 How you doin', boy? [Laughing] 1189 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,040 No, no, no! [Screaming] 1190 01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,280 [Cheering, Shouting] 1191 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,880 [Whimpering] 1192 01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:46,200 [Players Shouting, Indistinct] 1193 01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,480 What the hell is that? 1194 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,680 Where the hell is... What the hell is he up to? That ain't in here! Huh? 1195 01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,560 - [Cheering] - Hey! 1196 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,600 [Musburger] Down by ten late in the fourth quarter, 1197 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:04,160 Coach Klein opts for the field goal. 1198 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,680 [Fouts] Then they have to hope for the onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game. 1199 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,840 Dan, look what we have here. Boucher's in the game as a blocker. 1200 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,160 Last game of the year, Brent. Can't hold anything back now. 1201 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,120 Set! 1202 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,840 The snap. It's a fake! 1203 01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,560 Boucher's out in front! A great block! 1204 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,840 - [Grunting] - And a second one! 1205 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,320 Touchdown, Mud Dogs! 1206 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,800 - Boucher led him all the way! - [Screaming] Yeah! 1207 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,960 Red Beaulieu is steaming, Dan. 1208 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,320 Brent, he sees his perfect season slipping away. 1209 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,880 The Cougar's lead is down to three. 1210 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:54,240 [Cheerleaders Cheering, Indistinct] 1211 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:57,520 The Mud Dogs need the ball back if they're gonna have a shot at overtime. 1212 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,080 And Bobby Boucher is now on the kickoff team. 1213 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,640 - Last game of the year, Brent. Can't hold anything back now. - I know. 1214 01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,000 - [Horns Blaring] - Who's it gonna be? 1215 01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:11,520 Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? 1216 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,680 [Chuckling] Oh, yeah. There's my bitch. 1217 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,160 [Musburger] Remember, the ball must travel ten yards. 1218 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,560 It's loose! 1219 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:27,600 - Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football! - All right! 1220 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,720 Mama, I got the football! I got it... 1221 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:32,320 Oh, what a vicious hit! That was a cheap shot. 1222 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,160 - Oh! - [Murmuring] 1223 01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:36,640 - [Whistle Blowing] - [Fouts] And what a dumb penalty. 1224 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,920 That puts the Mud Dogs in field goal range for the tie. 1225 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,360 - Dan, I'm not sure that Boucher is able to get back up. - Oh, my baby! 1226 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,160 It's still cold. [Chuckles] 1227 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:55,160 - [Chattering] - Excuse me. Out of my way. 1228 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,960 Dan, you hate to see this happen. 1229 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,920 Now, that's high quality H2O. 1230 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,840 - [Cheering] - [Vicki] Come on, now! Make it happen, Bobby! 1231 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,920 The waterboy just needed some water. 1232 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:26,400 - Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself? - Shut up, Brent. 1233 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,200 - [Shouting, Yelling] - Are you okay? 1234 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,400 He tried to open up a can of whoop-ass on me. I wouldn't let him. 1235 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:37,120 Listen, I have an idea for the last play. You haven't done this before. 1236 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,040 All right? The offense is gonna line up like this. 1237 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,960 - Yeah. - You're gonna be right here. 1238 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,160 [Musburger] There'll be no tie here today. 1239 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:46,720 Coach Klein is sending his offense back on to the field. 1240 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,840 He's going for the win right now. 1241 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,760 [Fouts] Yeah, this is a real gutsy call, Brent. 1242 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,720 He'll either be a hero or a goat because of this. 1243 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:57,280 [Musburger] And Dan, Bobby Boucher is back on the field. 1244 01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:01,120 He is now playing offense! We know. We know. 1245 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:04,440 Meaney, if they give that Waterboy the football, 1246 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,360 I don't care if you have to stab him! 1247 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,640 Do not let him get away. Do you understand me? 1248 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:12,320 - Yes, sir. Yes, sir! - Do you understand me? Get in there! 1249 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,640 [All] Break! 1250 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,960 - I'm ready, friend. - Let's do it, Bobby. 1251 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,480 Set! Set! 1252 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,840 Forty-three! Set! Forty-three! Hut, hut! 1253 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,840 Touchdown! They win it! The Mud Dogs win it! 1254 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:53,040 Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone from waterboy, Dan, to saviour! 1255 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,200 And it's because he didn't hold anything back! 1256 01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:58,720 Well, Swannie's down on the field with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now! 1257 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:05,360 We did it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it! 1258 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:08,320 - Vicki, I love you! - Whoo! I love you too, baby. 1259 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:12,000 We're the champions! [Screaming] 1260 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,880 Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood! You got your manhood! 1261 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,080 Bobby, congratulations. You're the M.V.P. of the Bourbon Bowl. 1262 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,000 How do you feel? 1263 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,520 - I love Mama! - [Cheering] 1264 01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,520 Lookin' sharp, Bobby! 1265 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,440 [Man] You the man, Bobby! 1266 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,120 Bobby, I've been dreading this day for a long time. 1267 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,480 - But you got yourself a fine woman. - Oh, thank you, Mama. 1268 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,360 Good luck, son. 1269 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:57,320 This is the best day of my life! 1270 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,800 You just wait till tonight. 1271 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,520 - What's gonna happen tonight? - [Chuckles] You'll see. 1272 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:08,680 You can do it! You can do it all night long! 1273 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,920 [Cheering, Shouting] 1274 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,760 I'm gonna go do it! 1275 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:22,880 - [Tires Screech] - Bobby, it's me! 1276 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,400 - Your daddy, Roberto. - Daddy? 1277 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:31,200 I've seen you on the ESPN when they was talkin' about you being drafted by the NFL. 1278 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:34,800 Not going to the NFL. I'm gonna stay in school and graduate. 1279 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,600 The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners, 1280 01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:42,080 - just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy. - [Mama Screaming] 1281 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:44,520 - Uh-oh. - [Screaming] 1282 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,600 - [Grunting] - [All Gasping] 1283 01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:50,280 [Crowd Cheering] 1284 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,360 - Nice hit, Mama. - Thanks, baby. 1285 01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,720 Now, you go on and have some fun becoming a man. 1286 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:09,960 # I don't remember what day it was # 1287 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:15,720 # I didn't notice what time it was # 1288 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:22,840 # All I know is that I fell in love with you # 1289 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,720 # And if all my dreams come true # 1290 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:29,360 # I'll be spending time with you # 1291 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:32,120 # Every day's a new day # 1292 01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,160 # In love with you # 1293 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,200 # With each day comes a new way # 1294 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,240 # Of loving you # 1295 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,360 # Every time I kiss your lips # 1296 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:47,160 # My mind starts to wander # 1297 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:49,920 # And if all my dreams come true # 1298 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,720 # I'll be spending time with you # 1299 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,960 # I love you more today than yesterday # 1300 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:05,200 # But not as much as tomorrow # 1301 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:10,040 # Oh, I love you more today than yesterday # 1302 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:14,360 # But darling, not as much # 1303 01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:17,840 # As tomorrow # 1304 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:22,360 # Tomorrow may see springtime just a day away # 1305 01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:24,040 # Day away # 1306 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:28,520 # Cupid, we don't need you now Be on your way # 1307 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,040 # On your way # 1308 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,840 # Thank the Lord for love like ours # 1309 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,640 # That grows ever stronger # 1310 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,240 # And if all my dreams come true # 1311 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,680 # I'll be spending time with you # 1312 01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:46,520 # Oh, I love you more today than yesterday # 1313 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:53,480 # But not as much as tomorrow # 1314 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:58,480 # Oh, I love you more today than yesterday # 1315 01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:02,840 # But darling, not as much # 1316 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,240 # As tomorrow # 1317 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,440 # Every day's a new day # 1318 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:12,440 # Every time I love ya # 1319 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,400 # Every way's a new way # 1320 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:18,520 - # Every time I love ya # - # Every day # 1321 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,520 - # Every day's a new day # - # Every day # 1322 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:24,480 - # Every time I love ya # - # Every day # 1323 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,600 - # Every way's a new way # - # Every day # 1324 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,520 # Every time I love ya # 1325 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,160 - # Every time I love ya # - # Every day # 1326 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:35,960 # Every day # 1327 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,880 - # Every time I love ya # - # Every day # 1328 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:41,240 # Every day # 1329 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:45,040 - # Every time I love ya # - # Every day # 1330 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,200 # Every day ##