1 00:00:04,711 --> 00:00:06,254 2 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:14,304 (over intercom) This is your captain speaking 3 00:00:14,304 --> 00:00:17,724 Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes 4 00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:20,852 Our flight attendants will be coming by To provide you with complimentary beverages. 5 00:00:21,394 --> 00:00:23,605 Excuse me 6 00:00:23,605 --> 00:00:29,611 Hello? Excuse me 7 00:00:29,611 --> 00:00:29,986 Hey there! 8 00:00:30,028 --> 00:00:31,613 Mom! 9 00:00:31,613 --> 00:00:32,364 Do you mind? 10 00:00:32,656 --> 00:00:33,406 Emergency exit's 13D sweetie. 11 00:00:34,491 --> 00:00:37,035 Great, got it, thanks Dad 12 00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:40,121 Excuse me Bonjour 13 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:43,583 Three chardonnay's please -No, nothing for me. 14 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:46,586 I always remain alert in flight. -Me neither thank you 15 00:00:46,711 --> 00:00:47,712 Just the three then. 16 00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:52,259 I am so proud of you sweetie. A lot of women who just got dumped 17 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:56,805 Would have backed out of this vacation but not you -Thanks Dad, but I didn't get dumped 18 00:00:56,805 --> 00:00:58,431 It wasn't quite like that it... -(Mother) it was mutual 19 00:00:58,473 --> 00:01:00,350 Yes, they agreed to part ways 20 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,477 When he dumped her 21 00:01:02,519 --> 00:01:04,813 I thought it was because he needed space? -(Mother) No he just didn't find her spontaneous enough 22 00:01:04,855 --> 00:01:07,023 Too safe? 23 00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:07,816 Predictable. 24 00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:09,276 I am sitting right here. -I can hear you 25 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:10,902 He tried to get you to go 26 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,321 Bungie jump but you wouldn't do it 27 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:16,783 I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public. I think that's perfectly reasonable 28 00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:18,034 Too many rules dear. 29 00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:22,289 There's nothing wrong with being cautious sweetie, -Safety is sexy 30 00:01:22,455 --> 00:01:27,502 The first time your mother and I made love we managed to keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy 31 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:28,503 OK Dad! 32 00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:31,590 What did I just say About vomiting in public? 33 00:01:32,924 --> 00:01:34,342 Change seats 34 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:38,972 And the emergency exit is...? -13D trust me, I know where it is. 35 00:01:38,972 --> 00:01:40,724 About to throw myself out of it. 36 00:02:56,258 --> 00:02:57,342 I've got a visual on him now 37 00:02:58,093 --> 00:03:00,178 Target confirmed 38 00:03:00,178 --> 00:03:01,513 I know the drill 39 00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:46,683 trois minute 40 00:04:10,248 --> 00:04:12,501 (over phone) You have until five pm to deliver the package 41 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:14,503 -Then the boss wants you to close the account 42 00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:17,297 Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill ready to go 43 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:21,760 You have my wife and I on the second floor - And my daughter on the third 44 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,429 When I specifically booked adjacent rooms. 45 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:25,305 I assure you your room is lovely Mr.... 46 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:28,225 Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing 47 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,560 She's a single woman Always alone 48 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:35,023 Recently single. - I am not always alone. 49 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:35,982 Dad, the room is fine can you just... 50 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:39,110 Do you know how many push in robberies happen in hotels sweetie 51 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:43,073 Third floor. -We'd like an ocean view. 52 00:04:43,114 --> 00:04:44,866 Always the same things with the rooms. 53 00:04:44,908 --> 00:04:46,743 Let Daddy do his thing. 54 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:48,453 The little Frenchman will cave 55 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:50,497 He's a weasel face like "you know who" 56 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:53,124 Richard, I'm talking about Richard. 57 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,084 I know Mother. 58 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,336 We're not discussing him anymore - Remember? 59 00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:57,629 Right, right 60 00:04:57,671 --> 00:04:59,297 He's dead to us. - Yes! 61 00:04:59,339 --> 00:05:02,217 So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt? 62 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:03,301 What? 63 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,846 No he did not! 64 00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:07,806 Forget I said anything 65 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,975 (clerk speaking in French) - I do not speak French 66 00:05:10,016 --> 00:05:12,102 (clerk) Excuse me. - we have resolved the problem 67 00:05:12,143 --> 00:05:13,353 I'm gonna go check on my room 68 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:14,688 You and Dad figure this out. 69 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,064 You want a Maalox for the road? 70 00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:19,192 Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me? 71 00:05:33,039 --> 00:05:36,126 "bonjour" - "bonjour" 72 00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:42,507 Descente? 73 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:48,847 (speaking French) 74 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:15,999 (speaking French) 75 00:06:56,122 --> 00:07:01,753 (speaking French) 76 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:03,004 I don't speak French. 77 00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:06,842 Yeah, no I got it the first time 78 00:07:07,008 --> 00:07:09,261 Why were you pretending back there? 79 00:07:09,302 --> 00:07:11,263 I don't know? Why did you follow me? 80 00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:14,474 I was already going to the beach - Remember? 81 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,143 Yeah, well I could be going swimming too 82 00:07:17,185 --> 00:07:18,311 Are you? 83 00:07:18,353 --> 00:07:20,188 No. 84 00:07:22,524 --> 00:07:24,734 I'm just going to go marinate - in shame 85 00:07:24,734 --> 00:07:25,569 I'm Spencer, by the way 86 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,320 It's nice to meet you Spencer. 87 00:07:30,073 --> 00:07:30,615 Do you have a name? 88 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:33,869 Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny no its... 89 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,079 Jen. It's just Jen 90 00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:39,457 I'm gonna go uh... swimming. Before it gets dark. 91 00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:41,209 Yes, of course. 92 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:43,378 Muscles like that take some upkeep. 93 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,432 Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight? 94 00:07:55,473 --> 00:07:58,935 Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do. So why not? 95 00:07:58,977 --> 00:08:00,562 Great. 96 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:03,732 I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset. 97 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,629 Oh no... No cute dress? 98 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:28,381 I didn't pack a single cute dress? 99 00:08:28,423 --> 00:08:30,300 Oh God 100 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,136 I don't think I have all my socks - Gotta find a dress 101 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:45,524 Thanks 102 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,124 We knocked on your door several times. I can't believe you're missing this 103 00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:04,793 I know Dad, I'm sorry. It's just... 104 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,796 You know, my stomach. It's going crazy. 105 00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:15,220 We'll come back right away With saltines and ginger ale. 106 00:09:15,262 --> 00:09:16,638 No! Stay put I'm fine. 107 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,890 Don't be a hero sweetie 108 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:20,892 Dad trust me, you don't want to be a part of this 109 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:22,394 Uh... wait 110 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:23,770 Darling? 111 00:09:23,812 --> 00:09:25,355 At least you'll look thin on the beach. 112 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:30,777 Are you sure you're going to be all right? 113 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:32,487 Yes! You and Mom go. 114 00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:34,197 Have fun without me. 115 00:09:37,617 --> 00:09:41,454 You're going to find the perfect guy. Someone who's good and decent and kind. 116 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,790 Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body. 117 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:02,684 Oh God! 118 00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:04,394 You picked a perfect table 119 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:07,272 (laughs nervously) (server speaking French) 120 00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:12,027 I had to atone for being late - ooh. Too bad I hate champagne 121 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:14,613 Really? I'm sorry please no... - I was joking... 122 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,616 It was a joke (in robot voice) That was a joke. 123 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:22,412 (in robot voice) I am a dating robot Sent here to observe your ways. 124 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,585 You just pulled a robot voice. 125 00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:37,260 All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the population that goes over big for that sort of thing. 126 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:38,261 Yeah... Nerds 127 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:39,554 They're my bread and butter 128 00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:41,223 Yeah? How's that working out for you? 129 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:46,394 Oh God! Oh Shit! 130 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,441 How about you? 131 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:52,776 I don't know 132 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:54,611 Are you all right? 133 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:02,327 Hi! 134 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:05,705 Are you on the lamb? 135 00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:11,419 You see that guy over by the menus? Freakishly tall, excellent mustache. 136 00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:19,761 Ok -No, I do need to sit down somewhere 137 00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,182 That is a gorgeous mustache 138 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:29,354 Well he umm... He's a Russian diplomat 139 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,356 Also kind of a pervert 140 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:35,151 Sat next to him on the plane... Got a little grabby. 141 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:38,697 Really? wait, wait, wait... Women don't like grabby? 142 00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:41,074 I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O. 143 00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:47,747 I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the room next to mine. It was just kind of weird. 144 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:49,124 I hope you switched rooms 145 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,252 Oh no, no I like to live on the edge. 146 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:56,965 Dangerous weirdoes, Spicy food... - Bungie jumping 147 00:11:57,674 --> 00:12:00,093 I can see dangerous weirdoes and spicy foods but... 148 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:05,599 Bungie jumping? I'm mean it's almost never sexy To puke in public. 149 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,475 That's what I said. 150 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:08,393 Really? 151 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:09,686 Yeah. 152 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,022 I mean it's really nice down here and all but... 153 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:15,400 My bet is that they're gone so... 154 00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:17,402 Shall we? 155 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,154 Sure. OK 156 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:25,827 So... 157 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:27,496 Should we order? 158 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,586 You know what? Let's get out of here. 159 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,757 The service is awful and... I need to show you Nice. 160 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,307 You realize I'm gonna make you tell me Your whole life story. 161 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,725 (keys beep) 162 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,186 Trust me. It's boring. 163 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,076 Do you want some of mine? 164 00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,662 Oh no! Actually I really don't drink that much... I should just... 165 00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:10,247 Slow down. 166 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,000 What do you do? 167 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,670 Me? 168 00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:19,714 Consulting... I'm a consultant... For a company 169 00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,466 Company consultant 170 00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:26,763 We've been doing a lot of downsizing I travel a lot so... 171 00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:29,266 Downsizing People 172 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,642 Oh. 173 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,727 Well if you could do anything... You know... 174 00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,646 Anything in the world What would you do? 175 00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:37,691 I just think it would be nice to put down some roots. You know 176 00:13:37,732 --> 00:13:42,863 I've actually always wanted to know my neighbors I've never had that before 177 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:46,408 That's actually pretty beautiful 178 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,909 You're pretty beautiful 179 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:51,329 (laughs nervously) It's the dress I... 180 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,914 It's not the dress 181 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:56,084 You'd be beautiful without the dress. 182 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,795 Not that I'm visualizing you naked Although... 183 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:04,259 I'm sure you would look beautiful... I'm saying that... you would be... beautiful.. clothed... 184 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,595 Differently as well 185 00:14:09,472 --> 00:14:11,558 Yeah, Thank you I do need another. 186 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,479 Why don't I get you another. Don't leave - I won't. 187 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,989 Stay put! hmmph. 188 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,330 Okay fine. I will dance with you. 189 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,623 I'm sorry. What? 190 00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:38,293 You almost ripped out of your dress. To try to seduce me. 191 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:39,503 It worked! 192 00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,213 No I was... - Okay maybe just for a minute 193 00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:47,677 Wow! you are... A very enthusiastic dancer 194 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,060 Oh, oh this... Oh God! - Ahh... 195 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,646 This is very nice But I should really get back 196 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,813 To my date 197 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:01,316 Now, I blow your mind Don't move. 198 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,944 Oh now you're gonna blow my mind Oh God, Okay 199 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,655 Excuse me I'm going to cut in here 200 00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,490 Back off! Yankee 201 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,033 Go find your own prostitute. 202 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,077 Oh no. No you're misunderstanding. 203 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,704 I'm sorry, I am not a prostitute... (punches man) 204 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,499 Does this dress say prostitute? - No. 205 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:23,213 It's not really, It's just its its maybe 206 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,507 Wait... Just Jen 207 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,258 Yes? 208 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,845 Just Jen Yes? 209 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,264 There's something that I've been Wanting to do all night. 210 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,231 Your tag was still on. 211 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,232 Oh no! -Sorry 212 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,067 No, no no no -It's Okay 213 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,193 It's Okay 214 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:48,697 No. Its... I can't afford this dress. 215 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:51,741 I left the tag on because I can't afford it. 216 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:56,580 Not unless my Father buys it for me Which he wouldn't because.. He's not here. 217 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,123 It's Okay 218 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,916 It's fine Are you Okay? 219 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,960 No, I can't believe this - So tight! 220 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,549 I'm sorry, I can not keep this up. I am not this girl. 221 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,217 I am not spontaneous 222 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,219 I never drink this much 223 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:16,975 And I don't live on the edge I live a very quiet, normal life 224 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,102 I would like a normal life I'd kill for a normal life. 225 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,813 Well just it.. it gets It gets worse 226 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,399 Just, you know that guy... 227 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,901 At the restaurant With the mustache. 228 00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:28,570 The restaurant pervert. 229 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,779 That's my Dad 230 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,948 Wow -Yeah 231 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,492 Sounds like a really bad Home situation. 232 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,577 No, no! Oh God! No 233 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,538 He's not Russian Or a pervert 234 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,789 He's a pilot. 235 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:43,376 He flies planes. I...I came on Vacation with my parents 236 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,921 That�s... How lame I am 237 00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:50,008 I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend. But he dumped me for this girl and then.... 238 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:01,770 Sorry. Go ahead. 239 00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:07,567 I can't breathe 240 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,321 This dress is really, really tight. 241 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,865 I need to get out of it Seriously 242 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,952 I've been sucking it in all night. Can you just. You gotta get it off. Just take it off 243 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,620 Really? 244 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,121 Okay all right. 245 00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:25,710 The zipper's stuck 246 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:29,506 Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it. yeah, break it 247 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,466 Here just... Turn around 248 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,636 Stay still... Don't (knife opens) Hold still. 249 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,431 (dress tears) 250 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,560 (cutting dress) 251 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,775 I... Uh 252 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:52,696 Thanks 253 00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:55,323 I'll be. I'm gonna be over here. 254 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:59,452 Doing this... In this manner 255 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:04,875 Thank you For... 256 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,543 Being so honest. 257 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,255 I actually feel like I should share something with you. 258 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,259 It's gonna be really hard to say 259 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,468 But... 260 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:19,014 I feel like. You're real. So... 261 00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:21,516 I want to be real with you. 262 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,687 Haven't really told anyone this before but... 263 00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,776 I kill people. 264 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,577 Wow. You're taking this a lot better than I expected 265 00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,250 Awesome. 266 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,132 Usually it's bad people It's not like I'm out killing good guys 267 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,009 I'm not a murderer. 268 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,844 I'm a professional. I professionally... 269 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,305 Kill people 270 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,473 You're a great listener 271 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,976 Excellent Listener 272 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,606 I don't like what I do I'm not a fan of it 273 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,775 But I like you 274 00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:23,078 Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice 275 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,792 And hopefully... That's just the beginning 276 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,628 Cause I like you. 277 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,251 You should take a bite 278 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,128 Go ahead and try it I'm not going to eat it all 279 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,848 Good lord! French food... 280 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,939 I'm going to uh... Just going to go to the restroom 281 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,752 It's a crush Spence It happens 282 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:39,339 Go shoot some guns And screw some models 283 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,799 You'll be good as new 284 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,968 Then what? Kill some more people 285 00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:46,179 They're enemies of the state. Not people 286 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:46,930 Are you sure about that? 287 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,474 Cause five years ago Levedeaux worked for us 288 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,894 And then the NSA and god knows who else. But this week he's the enemy 289 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,104 What the hell's wrong with you? 290 00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:58,149 You go and screw Polly Anna for a week And suddenly your life's work's out the window? 291 00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,317 She's normal 292 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,112 And I feel normal when I'm with her. And maybe I... 293 00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:06,116 Wake up! Her world only exists because of people like us. 294 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,119 And I'm sorry if people change sides 295 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,913 Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy And you have to take them out. 296 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,667 She trusts me. 297 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669 And I'm not willing to compromise that. 298 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,339 These jobs are not optional Spencer. 299 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,758 You don't get to just walk away 300 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,926 Watch me. 301 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,098 You are who you are Spencer! You can't change that 302 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:48,700 I think the best part is you're finally with someone Who's genuinely attractive 303 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,701 I know 304 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,702 I know 305 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,788 I keep thinking I'm going to build up some kind of tolerance to his.. 306 00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:56,583 Physical, Godlike Perfection 307 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,835 Which just hasn�t happened yet 308 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,134 I'm Okay 309 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,220 It's a little early Mom. 310 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:12,849 Ha ha! (laughter) Early...(laughter) 311 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,936 Do you think they're all right up there? 312 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,355 Oh, as long as Daddy doesn't shoot him We're good 313 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:21,650 (gunshot in distance) 314 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,365 So I hear you're jobless. 315 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,869 Corporate consul ting�s a tough business sir. 316 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:38,124 Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down. I might open up my own firm here. 317 00:23:38,124 --> 00:23:39,417 Look at my shoes 318 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:44,005 They�re Edward Greene. I picked them up 20 years ago When I was still flying the London route 319 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,384 If you have something of great quality 320 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,136 And you take good care of it. You'll have it forever. 321 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,853 I know you're worried about Jen. 322 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,229 Why would I worry? 323 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,815 I am confident 324 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,736 That you'll never hurt her. 325 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,947 That's a nice shot. 326 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,740 Thank you I was an Eagle Scout 327 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,078 They really let you shoot stuff In the Boy Scouts? 328 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,329 So do the Marines 329 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,166 Semper Fi 330 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,876 That was yours. 331 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:24,129 I'm sorry I... You would have learned that in the Boy Scouts 332 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,510 I was in 4H 333 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:37,100 You know, Jen's not some fragile China doll. 334 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,437 She's funny, and she's sweet. And she's smart 335 00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:46,735 But in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute she could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII 336 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,946 And the next she's telling me that Carey Grant dropped acid. 337 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284 Which I...(stuttering) My point is... 338 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,037 It doesn't matter what she says 339 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,747 I can trust her. 340 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,249 I depend on her 341 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,585 Sir. It's not the other way around 342 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,795 So... 343 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,049 With your blessing 344 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,635 I'm going to marry her. 345 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,102 Welcome to the family Spencer. 346 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,814 Thank you Mr. Cornfield Please...Call me sir 347 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,197 How big is it? 348 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,741 Oh, it's big. It's probably the biggest on the block 349 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,077 Well have I ever seen anything like it before? 350 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,413 Uhh... Maybe in a magazine Or in your dreams. 351 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,666 Will I know what to do with it? 352 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:46,628 I'll help you navigate the tricky parts 353 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,463 Creedy, creedy 354 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,967 It's this blindfold that's making me Owww! Honey 355 00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,432 Prepare 356 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,102 To be... 357 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,105 Thrilled 358 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:08,733 Oh my God 359 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,193 Spence 360 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,279 You remodeled my office. 361 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,614 It's so organized 362 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,826 Okay You can kiss me now 363 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,249 How did I get so lucky? 364 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,334 How did I get a guy like you? 365 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,210 It was easy 366 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,795 It was your charm 367 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,505 And you wit 368 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:39,764 You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially since... It's your birthday weekend 369 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:42,517 No we talked about this We're not going to make a big deal out of it this year 370 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,394 No presents No parties 371 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:49,232 It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents I promise. But I never agreed to no presents 372 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,569 Come on! I have been keeping this secret For a week 373 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,946 I'm at my limit 374 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,032 You kill me 375 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,453 Open it it's tickets to Nice 376 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:06,708 I thought we could go back to where it began you know? And the best part is we can go anytime 377 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,628 But because I rule I got two weeks off at the end of the month 378 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,676 Do you no want to go to Nice? 379 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:17,594 Of course I do 380 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,268 Things are hectic at work right now and... We have a lot going on here. 381 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,688 Plus the peach parade is at the end of the month and You were going to make your cobbler 382 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,025 My cobbler sucks 383 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,320 You know what made Nice great? 384 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,533 You 385 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:45,247 I have everything that I need Right here 386 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:08,645 Hey batter batter batter batter Hey batter batter batter 387 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:16,987 Let's go! Pick up the pace. 388 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:19,781 Spencer! 389 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:20,657 Hi! 390 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,741 Lily and Mac 391 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,119 Hey! I'm glad we caught you 392 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,787 (together) Block Party 393 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,707 And you guys can dress up 394 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,667 Perfect 395 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,335 You know what? Here's another one 396 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,962 yeah (husband) We're going to have those wings 397 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,965 Great - Don't clone me. 398 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,552 Okay we're going to go make love You have fun 399 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,469 Okay (husband) take care 400 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,348 Block party Block Party! 401 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:21,426 Our new Norton internet security suite has sonar behaviour based protection that defends against any unknown online threats 402 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,471 Be sure to flag that feature for undecided clients 403 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,057 Okay People 404 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,227 We're rolling this out immediately So uh... 405 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,729 Let's hop to it hmm? 406 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,065 Uh.. Jen. 407 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,485 Polished and concise as always -Thank you 408 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,946 Don't change a word When you go to San Francisco. 409 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,114 You want me to speak at the conference? 410 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,326 No, I want you to dominate it. 411 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,911 Okay 412 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,331 You fly out tomorrow 413 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,501 Oh, Mr. Newpar, Tomorrow's umm... 414 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:57,629 It's such short notice. 415 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,964 There's no one else you can send? 416 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:07,556 The conference isn't until Monday just... 417 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,016 Take the weekend to prep. You'll be fine 418 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:10,684 Okay 419 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:14,479 Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer�s birthday 420 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:19,818 Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a Business trip to baby-sit your husband. 421 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,028 Birthday or not. And... 422 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,864 That's why I didn't mention it 423 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,532 Can you take him out tonight or not? 424 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:28,618 Hello? 425 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,328 Dad? 426 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,830 If I have to 427 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,206 Love you sweetie. 428 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,000 I love you too. Bye 429 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,842 No no. It's too low. 430 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:47,137 Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right, No 431 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,097 Right, right there. Perfect 432 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:53,768 Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry. Mildred's having trouble with the billing again. 433 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,230 Saturday, Mildred and bills A trifecta 434 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,316 I'm sorry. Thank you 435 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:01,943 What do you think about this thing? 436 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:05,697 Well, Henry says it's a statement piece 437 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:09,701 Yeah but is it stating that we like Ugly shit hanging from our ceiling? 438 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:11,953 Yep 439 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,538 Yep, What? 440 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,334 Yes you turned our conference room into Bambi's nightmare 441 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,335 Yeah I know 442 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:22,005 Hey! Listen, do me a favor. Grab some flooring Samples for Olivia all right? 443 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,007 Something durable that cleans up easy 444 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,761 In case we decide to have sex on the floor. - Of course 445 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,930 You're worried she'll vomit? 446 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:32,974 I like her even more when she's mean to me. 447 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,226 You're going to be a law suit 448 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,477 Probably 449 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:39,022 She gets aggravated though you know When I flirt with other women. That's what it is. 450 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:42,067 You do realize that only happens in pornos 451 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,693 Yeah! The good pornos 452 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,362 I'm gonna give her a shot. 453 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:48,156 Soon as I'm done letting Olivia Do dirty things to me. 454 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,742 That's going to take a while. Olivia's a bigger slut than you are. 455 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,119 Hey! Are we going to pretend to play Basketball tonight? Or what? 456 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,372 No can do. I've got dinner with Jen 457 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,833 Ahhh! I think I just saw your balls roll by 458 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,334 Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me? 459 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:01,920 Just crushed it. 460 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,630 Just crushed one of your balls right there. 461 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:05,423 We'll see. 462 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,259 Call me "ball crusher" from now on 463 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:43,795 So! how'd it go? 464 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:46,798 Too good. Newpar is sending me To San Francisco 465 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,384 No, no. Not the presentation. Spencer's gift? 466 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,052 What did he say about the trip? 467 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,555 He wants to stay home and eat cobbler 468 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,140 No vacation No French getaway? 469 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:56,683 No 470 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:59,728 Who in their right mind? Turns down a vacation like that? 471 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,730 Well you know Spence He's kind of a home body 472 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,481 Okay, Okay...Okay 473 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:06,818 How long have you two been married? What like three years? 474 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,569 Yeah 475 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,029 Okay That's your problem 476 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,489 I have a problem? 477 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,491 Everyone always talks about the seven year itch 478 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:15,035 But no one mentions The three year snooze 479 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,954 People get complacent 480 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,915 Get relaxed But you have to be vigilant 481 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:24,503 Okay otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing Out your "down there" hair you're wearing your fat jeans. 482 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,462 and a pair of Spanx Okay? 483 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,840 And the next thing you know. he runs off With a reality TV star named Shawnda Okay? 484 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,301 And that's my personal experience. But I'm telling you 485 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,887 You better watch out. Because Shawnda speaks six languages 486 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,305 And one of those languages 487 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,265 Is sex. - Are you going to eat that? 488 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,351 Getting hungz... Super hungz over here. 489 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,088 (receptionist) Peach Plaza Motel 490 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:12,717 Ah yes. I�m trying to reach a guest named... 491 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,972 Yes uh... 492 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:21,560 Yes the guest named Annabell Hensler. 493 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,270 (receptionist) Just a moment 494 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,279 Well it took you long enough. We need to meet That's not going to happen Annabell 495 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,991 I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie 496 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:41,371 But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice. You can't just walk away from this game. 497 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,582 I've got a job for you kiddo 498 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,501 I'm out. You're going to have to find somebody Else to clean up your mess 499 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:49,963 My Mess! If you don't do this job. It'll be your mess. 500 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,340 I'm in room 1-1-4 501 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,508 I'll be waiting for you 502 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,844 Just do what I'm telling you 503 00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,264 Hey! 504 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,851 Did you just hang up on someone? 505 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,394 No 506 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:12,027 Jenn's tied up at work so I'm supposed to do something nice For your birthday so. Here I am 507 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,737 I'm going to feed you. 508 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,155 Oh boy. That's great 509 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,449 Really. I can just grab something real simple 510 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:18,992 Are you saying you would rather eat alone? 511 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,410 No 512 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:24,289 Of course not I... Let's break some bread. 513 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:29,211 Who's "h"? 514 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,547 My old boss. 515 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,592 Just asked me if I want my old job back 516 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,596 He sent you hugs and kisses 517 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,056 Yup 518 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,641 It's a French thing 519 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,226 You know always kissing... Fruits 520 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:48,230 I can't take you to dinner dressed like a Street urchin so... 521 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,858 We'll stop by your house and Pick up adult apparel 522 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,944 I'll leave my car here 523 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,862 I will meet you out front. 524 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,923 What's with you? 525 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,968 You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel 526 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,512 Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner 527 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:29,145 You and Mrs. K. still thinking about Going on that cruise? 528 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:31,273 Yes 529 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,027 Where are you going to go? 530 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:39,030 I really think that's up to the captain Spencer. 531 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:57,549 What's with you kids? 532 00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:01,344 Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe 533 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,762 I couldn't agree with you more sir. 534 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,850 Did I leave my keys in the truck? 535 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,810 I am not telepathic Spencer 536 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,479 Maybe I'll just... 537 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,607 This is not Candyland Unlocked trucks get stolen 538 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:17,235 Which is why careful men Use the garage 539 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,031 Thank you sir. 540 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,209 Surprise!!! 541 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,098 I told you I wouldn't throw you a party... 542 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,893 On my birthday Right. Very cute 543 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,437 Not what you were expecting right? 544 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,355 No 545 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,105 Okay 546 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:55,315 All right 547 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,609 I'm going to run upstairs and Change really quick 548 00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,027 Okay we'll be down here waiting when you come back. 549 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,367 (drunkenly) Surprise!!! 550 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,415 Good job Daddy 551 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:19,548 (receptionist) Good evening Peach Plaza Motel -Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please. 552 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:20,882 (receptionist) One moment 553 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,348 No answer sir. Would you like to leave a message 554 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,057 No 555 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,934 No. No message 556 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,232 Well I got a lot going on and that so 557 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,860 I don't know if I'm going to make it... < We should hang out more > 558 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,153 We should 559 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:42,821 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick 560 00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:44,281 Yeah, yeah I'll join you 561 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:46,533 Mama! 562 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,784 Oh sweetheart! 563 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,994 Oh dear 564 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,831 I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over Tomorrow. We can't let you spend your birthday alone. 565 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,917 I've got the block party 566 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,295 We could come with you 567 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,796 Yeah 568 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,131 Perfect 569 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,090 Great 570 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,593 I'm coming you lush! 571 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,927 Oh, Henry might be staying the night < Uh huh > 572 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:10,307 I'm telling you smoke on the water This chick was electrified 573 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,268 Pow! Snap! Pop! Whooo!! 574 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,936 Ha ha ha ha < Okay > 575 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,276 I need to get a fill up < Uh huh > 576 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,572 You got something there you think I might like? 577 00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:26,740 I'll see you guys in a minute 578 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,867 Or something you might like It's your party 579 00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:30,368 You get to have whatever you want 580 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,079 Uhh... Wine? 581 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,289 Having Fun? 582 00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,291 I'm uhh... 583 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,920 I'll go open it I'll be here with a birthday kiss when you get back 584 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:43,173 I just hope that it was a good surprise you know? He seems kind of distracted 585 00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,967 He wasn't expecting a house full of people Cut him some slack 586 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:51,765 Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing. You would Tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it 587 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,600 Cause with things like that. It's just better to know 588 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:57,187 I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been in my Fat jeans for the last two weeks which.. 589 00:39:57,229 --> 00:40:01,733 May be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler Than go on vacation with me. Oh my God 590 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,902 I really am freaking out. 591 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,405 You got her all freaked out at lunch 592 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,950 Are you still having sex with Spencer? Yes or No? 593 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,952 Yeah all the time 594 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,537 Then your marriage is fine 595 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,498 Guys can we please play charades now? Come on. 596 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:28,635 Are you sure you're all right? 597 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:29,678 Yeah yeah, I'm Okay 598 00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:32,889 Watch the steps! 599 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,308 Walk home! He really shouldn't be driving 600 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,524 No no babe. I got it 601 00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:43,650 No honey no. I got it 602 00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:44,943 I'll put the house to bed 603 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,111 You've got to start packing 604 00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,363 Babe, It's your birthday < I got it > 605 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:49,865 Are you sure? < yeah > 606 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:54,202 (snoring) < Okay just do the bare minimum> I'll get the rest in the morning 607 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:55,370 I love you 608 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,580 Thank you I love you 609 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,540 Where are your pants? (snoring) 610 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:28,403 Is something wrong? 611 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,114 No, of course not. 612 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,824 Are you sure? 613 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:36,953 I mean. Is everything okay between us? 614 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,664 You're kidding, Right? 615 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,045 Come here. Come here This the spot? 616 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:51,593 Maybe I could skip the Cornfield packing method Just this once 617 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:54,763 Your flights early You should keep packing 618 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,001 (snoring) 619 00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:30,423 (farts) 620 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,552 (follow through fart) 621 00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:50,652 I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow I feel terrible missing your birthday 622 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:52,154 No worries. I've got another one next year 623 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,405 (stifled laughter) 624 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:56,700 Well hold on 625 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,785 You need your birthday kiss 626 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,505 We don't want the neighbors to get jealous 627 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,843 Throwing a little porno in the driveway 628 00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,094 Don't want you to be late 629 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:18,096 For the airport 630 00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,724 Miss your flight 631 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,933 There we go! 632 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:27,314 Hey Jen! 633 00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:29,608 Jen! 634 00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,693 Hey! Jen < Hey Jackie > 635 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:34,112 You're up early for a party animal. 636 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,822 Oh yeah. I'm just runnning out to the airport 637 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:41,161 My Doggie says its a good thing that we're such sound sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have 638 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:40,869 An issue with all that noise. 639 00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:48,210 Any who. Doggy wants to talk to Spence about this whole fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having. 640 00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:51,046 We don't want to bring lawyers into it Any more than you do right? 641 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:53,590 But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land 642 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:59,095 You know, you understand Understand you're gonna have to take it up with Spence right? 643 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,013 Okay? 644 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,016 Thanks Jackie, I'm sorry I'm in a big rush. See you soon 645 00:44:03,058 --> 00:44:04,142 Okay, you're late. 646 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:08,522 Hey, Did you guys have fun last night? 647 00:44:08,522 --> 00:44:10,065 Oh yeah, it was great 648 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,192 Of course, I'm paying for it this morning 649 00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:14,778 (laughing) You're still taking Spence out tonight though right? 650 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,655 Yes, for the hundredth time 651 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,197 Good 652 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,907 Okay did Daddy promise to be nice to him? 653 00:44:18,949 --> 00:44:22,786 Hmmm... Not in so many words. 654 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:27,207 Just get yourself on the plane. Let us take care of Spence, Okay? 655 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,209 Okay, well I'll call you When I get to San Francisco 656 00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,168 Love you 657 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,378 Love you too dear Bye 658 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,424 (slurps) Mmmmm 659 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,279 (cell phone) 660 00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,739 What was that? You or me? 661 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,076 That's me 662 00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,244 That's you 663 00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:08,373 You got any milk? 664 00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:09,749 Yeah. 665 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,293 Everything all right? 666 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:11,960 Yeah 667 00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:19,551 What do I got? I've got some skim milk and... I've got some low fat yogurt 668 00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:22,637 You know what you can do? You can mix the two together 669 00:45:26,016 --> 00:45:26,683 What the hell are you doing man? 670 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:28,351 You should have seen your face 671 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,729 You almost crapped your pants 672 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:31,521 Yeah, It's really funny.... 673 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:38,737 What are you doing? 674 00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:40,113 Killing you buddy 675 00:46:01,218 --> 00:46:02,219 Where are you going Spence? Huh? 676 00:46:02,219 --> 00:46:05,931 You got a gun upstairs or something? 677 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:43,343 Surprise! I'm back 678 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,679 Spence? 679 00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:52,060 (screaming) 680 00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:53,895 What are you doing!? 681 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,814 Spencer! Stop it! 682 00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:57,440 Stop! You're hurting him. 683 00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,692 I need you to give me something 684 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,194 Stop it. Upstairs, in the bedside table... 685 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,613 There's a Glock .45 < A Glock?! > 686 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,240 A gun! Just go get it! 687 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,159 Why do you have a gun?! < Just get it! > 688 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,423 I'm coming, I'm coming... 689 00:47:21,423 --> 00:47:25,468 I kind of need you to hurry < Okay, Okay, I'm here > 690 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:30,056 Your job right now. I need you to point the gun at him... And shoot him in the face. 691 00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:32,475 What?! It's a psychotic... 692 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,399 Okay (gun fires) 693 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:42,444 Oww!! Bitch shot me 694 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,115 What are you crazy?! 695 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,034 You told me to shoot him in the face 696 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:52,120 I didn't think you were really going to shoot. I was telling you to divert his... 697 00:47:52,162 --> 00:47:54,998 Well then you should have waved or Crossed your fingers or something. 698 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,125 I was a little busy Trying not to die 699 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,586 Oh God, I shot him It's all right he's just knocked out, he's not dead. 700 00:47:59,628 --> 00:48:01,671 It's Okay. I need you to go to the basement 701 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,923 And get the duct tape 702 00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:05,634 There's duct tape downstairs Go downstairs and get the duct tape. 703 00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:08,637 I can't move < Come on babe > 704 00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:09,346 I can't move! 705 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:09,930 It's okay 706 00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:11,056 It's okay 707 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,766 It's okay, he's going to be okay 708 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,101 Maybe. 709 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:19,981 Spence? 710 00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:23,193 What is happening? (cell phone) 711 00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,364 I'm about to find out 712 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,158 Ahhh!!! Owwwww!!! < You're hurting him> 713 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,244 Yeah, I think he'll be all right 714 00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:37,582 Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair 715 00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:39,626 You just had it reupholstered right? 716 00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:40,460 Yeah 717 00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,299 You were under contract 718 00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:47,133 Contract for what? The business? 719 00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,678 Somebody hired him To kill me. 720 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:52,681 Oh my God! 721 00:48:52,722 --> 00:48:54,558 I thought we were friends. 722 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,561 Really? Because you never seemed that invested. 723 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,521 Owww!!! 724 00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:04,818 I covered for you. With every client that we have. I talked a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires 725 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:10,240 I even drove you to the free clinic when your balls were swollen and you had that fungal thing! 726 00:49:10,282 --> 00:49:14,077 < No, no no no > I helped you bury "Sir Barks-a-lot" 727 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,413 Hey. He was a good dog all right. 728 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,706 Leave him out of this 729 00:49:17,706 --> 00:49:19,124 He couldn't fetch for shit. 730 00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:20,333 Spencer 731 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:20,750 Yeah? 732 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:23,920 By the end of the day, you're going to be just as dead as he is 733 00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,715 You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head 734 00:49:32,846 --> 00:49:33,430 Are you going to faint? 735 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,183 Unless I puke first 736 00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:37,517 Breathe 737 00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:38,768 It's okay 738 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,687 How is this okay? 739 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:42,814 I'll explain. Just not right now 740 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:45,942 No you explain now! I want you to explain right now! 741 00:49:45,734 --> 00:49:47,068 (knock on door) 742 00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:48,820 Jen? 743 00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:50,113 Spence? 744 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:54,034 Hello? 745 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:57,454 Yeah that�s it. Be very quiet 746 00:49:57,496 --> 00:49:59,664 Maybe the other assassin will go away. 747 00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:02,542 (outside) Yoo-hoo < They could be any of your neighbors > 748 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,461 (outside) Come out, come out wherever you are 749 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:05,420 What? 750 00:50:05,462 --> 00:50:08,215 You didn't think I'd have some competition? 751 00:50:08,256 --> 00:50:12,594 20 million dollars buys a lot of patience (outside) Helloooooo! 752 00:50:13,637 --> 00:50:15,305 I can see your car 753 00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:18,433 Spencer, It's just Jackie Valero 754 00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:20,560 (Jackie) I know you're in there. 755 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,729 She just wants to talk about the property line or something 756 00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:24,022 Or... Kill you. 757 00:50:26,149 --> 00:50:29,110 (knock) (Jackie) Hello you two, Hello? 758 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:33,490 What do we do? 759 00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:35,033 Go 760 00:50:36,827 --> 00:50:41,540 What about him? < Oh no no! > < If I don't, he'll come after us > 761 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,291 He's our friend 762 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:43,917 He's a liar 763 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:48,547 (gunshots) 764 00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,768 Put your seatbelt on < I am, I am > 765 00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:06,481 Jen! 766 00:51:06,523 --> 00:51:08,525 Jen! What's going on? 767 00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,113 ... my gun I can tell 768 00:51:13,155 --> 00:51:14,614 Jen, everything all right 769 00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:27,085 Good Morning 770 00:51:31,423 --> 00:51:32,549 Slow Down! 771 00:51:32,549 --> 00:51:34,551 Stop the car right there I am getting out right now! 772 00:51:34,593 --> 00:51:35,886 Sit Down 773 00:51:35,886 --> 00:51:38,221 I have a right to freak out I don't even know who the hell you are! 774 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:38,972 It's me 775 00:51:39,014 --> 00:51:40,557 I just have a different resume 776 00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:41,808 Who do you work for? 777 00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:43,059 Is it the Mob? 778 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:45,187 I can't tell you. If I tell you They could kill you too 779 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:51,151 Let's just say that I work for the blah. blah. blah And they gave me a license to blah 780 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,571 Air. I need air right now 781 00:51:54,613 --> 00:51:55,614 All right Honey 782 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,240 It was never my primary directive. 783 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:01,786 Are we even married? I mean legally married not married in your heart? 784 00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:02,954 I got out in France 785 00:52:02,996 --> 00:52:06,082 I was in a love bubble in France 786 00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:19,638 I've got something for you Spence. 787 00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:25,268 Spread your legs. You are not getting off that easy. 788 00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:28,688 Spread 'Em!! 789 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:30,732 Here Hold this 790 00:52:32,234 --> 00:52:34,528 (gunfire) Hold on 791 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,131 He's on my side. He's on my side 792 00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:06,518 Oh cool! Race cars 793 00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:27,914 Damn! 794 00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:29,374 That got him 795 00:53:31,418 --> 00:53:31,501 You okay? 796 00:53:31,543 --> 00:53:32,627 Mmm Hmm 797 00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:34,546 He's going to be close behind 798 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:47,309 Hide 799 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,435 What? 800 00:53:53,690 --> 00:53:54,649 What are you going to do? 801 00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,067 I'm going to kill him 802 00:54:05,869 --> 00:54:08,038 (gunfire) 803 00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:30,977 (gunfire) 804 00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:48,703 (coughing) 805 00:54:57,045 --> 00:54:59,130 Whoa!!! 806 00:54:59,548 --> 00:55:00,632 (loud crash) 807 00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:15,272 Spence? 808 00:55:20,652 --> 00:55:21,403 Spencer 809 00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:34,708 Get in the truck 810 00:55:36,126 --> 00:55:36,751 Is he...? 811 00:55:36,793 --> 00:55:37,586 Yeah 812 00:55:42,299 --> 00:55:43,049 Start talking. 813 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:51,183 I was recruited in college Freshman year 814 00:55:52,851 --> 00:55:54,019 Why did they choose you? 815 00:55:54,019 --> 00:55:57,522 They look for independent people. And after my parents passed... 816 00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:59,524 I didn't have any family So... 817 00:56:04,196 --> 00:56:05,197 We've gotta go babe. 818 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,659 You can be pissed at me in the truck 819 00:56:10,744 --> 00:56:11,953 Are you going to kill me too? 820 00:56:11,995 --> 00:56:15,415 Come on. If I was going to kill you, I would have shot you back at the house. 821 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,209 Uh.. that... 822 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,586 Sounded weird I... 823 00:56:19,628 --> 00:56:22,464 Logically, You know that that's true 824 00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:25,592 Okay 825 00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:36,603 Spread 'em. What else do you have down there? 826 00:56:42,275 --> 00:56:43,485 How many people Spencer? 827 00:56:47,906 --> 00:56:49,157 Four 828 00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,408 -teen 829 00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:53,745 Fifteen It's fifteen 830 00:56:56,832 --> 00:56:59,459 Is fifteen your real number Or is that like when 831 00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:02,462 You ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with and You have to double in and times it by ten? 832 00:57:04,506 --> 00:57:08,927 I didn't do that. I'm just... 833 00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:12,472 And they were all bad guys As far as I know 834 00:57:12,514 --> 00:57:14,683 But it was getting harder to tell 835 00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:16,768 And then I met you 836 00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:19,980 And we fell in love And I got out 837 00:57:26,695 --> 00:57:28,321 My boss reached out to me yesterday 838 00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:30,448 He's staying in a hotel 839 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,368 He'll know what's going on 840 00:57:50,010 --> 00:57:50,385 Sweetie 841 00:57:50,385 --> 00:57:51,928 Your gun is showing 842 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:53,305 Where do you expect me to put it? 843 00:57:53,346 --> 00:57:55,307 Have you seen the size of this thing? 844 00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:01,646 (toy squeaks) 845 00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:08,778 (children laughing, playing) 846 00:58:11,948 --> 00:58:13,992 (cell phone ringing) 847 00:58:14,034 --> 00:58:15,577 Oh, It's my Dad. 848 00:58:15,619 --> 00:58:16,369 Should I take it? 849 00:58:23,418 --> 00:58:25,420 (rap ringtone) 850 00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:26,546 I thought you said you were going to change that? 851 00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:34,638 Sweetheart Relax 852 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,557 It's a little early to check on Spencer Don't you think? 853 00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:40,685 And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel 854 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:43,063 Yeah 855 00:58:43,063 --> 00:58:43,939 You're right 856 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,234 (knocking on door) 857 00:58:57,661 --> 00:58:58,078 Spence? 858 00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,496 I got the... 859 00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:20,809 Easy... 860 00:59:20,851 --> 00:59:23,645 It's my old boss Holbrook 861 00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:28,024 Two to the heart One in the head 862 00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:31,236 It's old school training Had to be an experienced hitter. 863 00:59:36,324 --> 00:59:36,616 All right. 864 00:59:36,658 --> 00:59:38,910 Judging from his body It happened earlier this morning 865 00:59:39,995 --> 00:59:40,412 It's okay 866 00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:41,746 It's the adrenaline 867 00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:43,123 You're going in a little bit 868 00:59:43,165 --> 00:59:45,375 How can you talk about him like that? You knew him. 869 00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:47,043 It's my training baby 870 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:48,837 Sorry 871 00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:53,758 Spence, I can't stay here 872 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,051 I think I'm going to get sick 873 00:59:55,093 --> 00:59:57,179 Just give me a second baby 874 00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,722 Gotta have some information 875 00:59:58,722 --> 01:00:00,348 About the target 876 01:00:02,726 --> 01:00:04,227 You already looked there 877 01:00:06,438 --> 01:00:07,272 I'm missing something 878 01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:14,529 It's the watch 879 01:00:14,571 --> 01:00:16,615 It's wrong 880 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:20,952 He'd never wear anything this flashy Nothing to get noticed 881 01:00:24,456 --> 01:00:24,915 Look at this. 882 01:00:26,124 --> 01:00:27,918 It's broken. Who cares? < No no > 883 01:00:27,959 --> 01:00:31,630 It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something. It's missing. 884 01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:34,132 You're right Someone's taken the drive 885 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:36,676 Okay All right 886 01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,596 Let's go 887 01:00:48,063 --> 01:00:49,856 Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook? 888 01:00:51,817 --> 01:00:55,445 No Henry was in agreement until this morning There was another shooter at the house 889 01:00:55,487 --> 01:00:56,947 I think we need to get out of here 890 01:00:56,988 --> 01:00:58,323 Absolutely 891 01:00:58,365 --> 01:00:59,533 And go to my parents 892 01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:00,742 Yes 893 01:01:00,784 --> 01:01:01,618 No 894 01:01:01,618 --> 01:01:03,662 Yes! My Dad will know what to do 895 01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:07,999 I used to do this for a living okay. We do not Want to involve your parents. And we definitely 896 01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:09,751 Don't need help from your Dad. 897 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:10,502 Because your plan 898 01:01:10,544 --> 01:01:13,255 To kill Henry and come see a dead guy. It's not really working out 899 01:01:13,296 --> 01:01:14,506 (sighs) 900 01:01:14,506 --> 01:01:16,591 I should have seen this coming 901 01:01:16,633 --> 01:01:18,635 Of course you're going to Rope your parents into this. 902 01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,554 Oh! You are a spy And a double agent 903 01:01:20,595 --> 01:01:22,973 But I'm the bad guy because I want to call my parents. Really? 904 01:01:23,014 --> 01:01:27,894 We've been married for three years and we've never been 5 Minutes away from your parents 905 01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:33,191 They're always coming over and you Dad's all "This is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and 906 01:01:33,191 --> 01:01:37,863 "Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way" "Take this piece of coal, Stick it up your keester" 907 01:01:37,904 --> 01:01:41,032 "Squeeze it real tight like we do" "And you'll make a Cornfield diamond" 908 01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:42,659 Now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents 909 01:01:42,659 --> 01:01:44,578 I'm your husband 910 01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:47,330 What are we going to do when we have our own kids? 911 01:01:47,372 --> 01:01:50,917 (vomits) 912 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,962 Jen Jen 913 01:01:54,004 --> 01:01:56,798 If you could just talk to me for a second I take it back I love your parents 914 01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,260 I'm sending them a mental hug right now 915 01:02:00,302 --> 01:02:02,387 Spencer! Hey.. you okay? 916 01:02:02,429 --> 01:02:03,305 Yeah, I'm good 917 01:02:03,346 --> 01:02:04,264 Yeah 918 01:02:04,264 --> 01:02:07,476 Your garage. It's it's a wreck 919 01:02:07,517 --> 01:02:09,978 Yeah it was a party foul it... < You do realize we > 920 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:14,524 Have the block party tonight and its a... It's a real eyesore. 921 01:02:13,648 --> 01:02:15,901 Well then don't look at it Pete! 922 01:02:23,033 --> 01:02:26,453 You can't just run off like that You make it impossible for me to protect you 923 01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,121 A little late for protection 924 01:02:32,209 --> 01:02:37,672 Think about it. My emotions are all over the place. I'm Picking up smells that half the K-9 unit would miss 925 01:02:37,714 --> 01:02:40,133 Plus, I pretty much feel like vomiting Every time I breathe 926 01:02:40,175 --> 01:02:40,967 It's been a stressful day 927 01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:42,511 Explain these 928 01:02:46,264 --> 01:02:47,474 Aren't they always that big? 929 01:02:49,851 --> 01:02:51,144 You take the pill every day 930 01:02:51,144 --> 01:02:53,563 I know, But I had strep last month remember? 931 01:02:53,605 --> 01:02:55,857 I had to take a Z pack 932 01:02:55,857 --> 01:02:58,568 Antibiotics knock out the pill. That's why I told you we Had to be careful. 933 01:02:58,610 --> 01:03:01,029 My technique. Not getting knocked up. 934 01:03:01,029 --> 01:03:02,113 Okay don't yell at me Sureshot 935 01:03:02,155 --> 01:03:05,033 You're the one who suggested Naked Saturdays 936 01:03:07,035 --> 01:03:07,577 Can I help you? 937 01:03:07,619 --> 01:03:09,579 Stop It. 938 01:03:09,621 --> 01:03:12,374 What? She's staring at us Staring is rude. 939 01:03:12,415 --> 01:03:15,836 Can we just.. We're not in a library here. Let's just pick up the pace 940 01:03:15,836 --> 01:03:17,462 Well they're not all equally accurate okay? 941 01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:20,882 Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so... Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares? 942 01:03:20,924 --> 01:03:23,468 I care. I care Spence. It would be awesome 943 01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:29,015 To know if I am actually making a little being Inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy! 944 01:03:29,057 --> 01:03:32,978 I'm not calling you crazy. The scenario is crazy Standing here is crazy 945 01:03:29,891 --> 01:03:33,603 You know what? You're not helping 946 01:03:33,937 --> 01:03:36,273 Uh... Folks? Could I be of some assistance? 947 01:03:37,190 --> 01:03:38,483 Yes 948 01:03:38,525 --> 01:03:40,318 Yes 949 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,695 You can ahh... uhh... 950 01:03:41,736 --> 01:03:44,114 Kevin 951 01:03:44,114 --> 01:03:46,783 Which one of these is the most accurate? 952 01:03:46,825 --> 01:03:49,452 I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert 953 01:03:53,790 --> 01:03:54,207 Well... 954 01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:56,334 First Response seems to be pretty popular uh... 955 01:03:56,376 --> 01:03:59,963 Can't seem to keep it on the shelf Here you go 956 01:04:02,674 --> 01:04:04,593 Must be your first. Baby 957 01:04:05,427 --> 01:04:06,428 Oh. Yeah, yeah 958 01:04:10,557 --> 01:04:12,058 Well, It may be your lucky day 959 01:04:15,896 --> 01:04:16,271 Stop it 960 01:04:16,313 --> 01:04:18,231 Look at that 961 01:04:18,273 --> 01:04:20,484 It's on sale 962 01:04:20,484 --> 01:04:21,735 That's great 963 01:04:25,947 --> 01:04:29,034 Let's go 964 01:04:35,582 --> 01:04:36,500 No judging 965 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,046 I need to follow protocol Report Holbrook's termination 966 01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:42,964 I'll get a safe house 967 01:04:43,006 --> 01:04:44,716 You'll be protected there 968 01:04:44,716 --> 01:04:46,760 And I can figure out 969 01:04:46,801 --> 01:04:48,470 Who Holbrook's target was 970 01:04:48,512 --> 01:04:50,889 Maybe find out Who set this whole thing in motion 971 01:04:50,931 --> 01:04:54,309 Along as I get to pee on the stick and eat my Delicious jerky. I'm in 972 01:04:54,351 --> 01:04:56,770 Great 973 01:04:56,812 --> 01:04:58,688 Listen. There's one more thing 974 01:04:58,730 --> 01:05:02,484 You can't be upset... I need to steal a car 975 01:05:02,484 --> 01:05:06,655 The truck's shot to shit. 976 01:05:14,329 --> 01:05:16,289 Honey, I'm eating like I just got home from Fat Camp 977 01:05:16,331 --> 01:05:18,458 I'm glad you said it 978 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,460 Really? 979 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:23,964 You want to poke Mama Bear right now? That seems like a good idea? 980 01:05:24,005 --> 01:05:25,924 Hey you're kind of scary right now. 981 01:05:29,052 --> 01:05:30,679 (over phone) You are a go for contact 982 01:05:30,762 --> 01:05:35,225 This is Zulu one four niner. Sierra one zero zero's been forcibly retired 983 01:05:35,225 --> 01:05:38,895 Prior to contact. Please advise a secure Location for briefing 984 01:05:38,937 --> 01:05:41,398 (over phone) Hold for further instructions 985 01:05:41,398 --> 01:05:45,277 Zulu one four niner? 986 01:05:45,277 --> 01:05:45,819 (chuckles) 987 01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:49,823 It's just not very catchy. 988 01:05:49,865 --> 01:05:53,243 Sorry All the cool code names were taken 989 01:05:53,535 --> 01:05:58,331 (over phone) Zulu one four niner. Please confirm your contact and his status. 990 01:05:58,373 --> 01:06:03,420 Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead And I believe his target has put a hit on me 991 01:06:03,461 --> 01:06:06,798 (over phone) Negative Sierra one zero zero has no target 992 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:11,052 He is no longer an active agent. Please provide Your location and code... 993 01:06:17,434 --> 01:06:17,767 What happened? 994 01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:19,311 Something's not right 995 01:06:19,352 --> 01:06:20,270 Where are you going? 996 01:06:20,312 --> 01:06:23,273 To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who Hired him. Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook 997 01:06:23,315 --> 01:06:26,526 Oh and you could do your... Pee thing. 998 01:06:34,951 --> 01:06:35,494 I got it 999 01:06:35,535 --> 01:06:37,704 I'm in 1000 01:06:37,704 --> 01:06:47,005 Porn...porn...porn.....Poooooorn 1001 01:06:47,005 --> 01:06:49,758 People are so inventive. 1002 01:06:49,799 --> 01:06:53,345 They're like propped up there and... 1003 01:06:56,890 --> 01:06:57,891 Okay, how weird is this going to get? 1004 01:06:57,891 --> 01:07:00,352 Because there are some things That you can't unsee 1005 01:07:00,393 --> 01:07:02,729 It's a picture of Henry's dog "Sir Barks-a-lot" 1006 01:07:02,771 --> 01:07:03,980 In costume? 1007 01:07:10,195 --> 01:07:10,737 Wait a minute 1008 01:07:10,779 --> 01:07:13,740 Look at the size of these files 1009 01:07:17,994 --> 01:07:18,620 Oh my God 1010 01:07:18,662 --> 01:07:22,582 These are pictures from two years ago 1011 01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:25,168 I mean, This was the first block party we went to 1012 01:07:28,088 --> 01:07:31,883 Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry And God knows who else into my life > 1013 01:07:31,925 --> 01:07:32,968 Our life 1014 01:07:37,889 --> 01:07:38,473 Wait wha... 1015 01:07:42,144 --> 01:07:43,520 I'm pretty sure your Dad took that one 1016 01:07:46,273 --> 01:07:48,567 What is that supposed to mean? 1017 01:07:48,567 --> 01:07:51,611 Yes. An observation about my father And that photo 1018 01:07:52,821 --> 01:07:54,990 Because it's a picture that he took. 1019 01:07:55,031 --> 01:07:57,701 Okay so now my Dad, is a bad guy 1020 01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:58,827 No no no 1021 01:07:58,869 --> 01:07:59,744 You're right 1022 01:07:59,744 --> 01:08:01,079 Because you're a liar... and a hitman 1023 01:08:01,121 --> 01:08:04,541 And everybody probably is too So I bet my Mom's in on it 1024 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:05,542 And Granny Cornfield 1025 01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:10,213 Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds with The whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!" 1026 01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:13,592 Okay, We are getting into some counter productive Territory here and...I think we should move on to 1027 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:15,093 Something else Like 1028 01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:18,638 Like... Maybe we should piss on a stick now? That would be a good idea. 1029 01:08:18,638 --> 01:08:21,516 It is a good idea because I do have to pee 1030 01:08:21,558 --> 01:08:23,226 Grab my gun 1031 01:08:23,268 --> 01:08:26,396 You can't just walk out and... 1032 01:08:26,438 --> 01:08:29,441 You are aware that people are trying to kill us 1033 01:08:29,483 --> 01:08:30,358 I really have to go 1034 01:08:37,616 --> 01:08:40,160 Oh for God's sake just turn the light on It's not like there's a lot of places to hide 1035 01:08:40,202 --> 01:08:41,703 Just humour me. 1036 01:08:43,955 --> 01:08:45,540 (sarcastically) Why thanks 1037 01:09:01,973 --> 01:09:04,392 I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me. 1038 01:09:04,434 --> 01:09:06,728 Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times 1039 01:09:06,770 --> 01:09:08,730 But there's a little more pressure now don't you think? 1040 01:09:10,816 --> 01:09:13,068 (water running) 1041 01:09:13,068 --> 01:09:15,153 Better? 1042 01:09:18,281 --> 01:09:18,865 No. 1043 01:09:18,907 --> 01:09:20,826 No...? 1044 01:09:23,954 --> 01:09:27,749 (radio playing "Whoomp there it is") -Ahhhh... 1045 01:09:34,005 --> 01:09:36,007 Honey, can you please just give me one minute 1046 01:09:36,049 --> 01:09:37,592 It's going to take a minute 1047 01:09:37,634 --> 01:09:39,052 You can guard the door 1048 01:10:04,744 --> 01:10:05,245 Hey! 1049 01:10:05,287 --> 01:10:06,454 You're here 1050 01:10:06,496 --> 01:10:07,539 < You're here > 1051 01:10:07,581 --> 01:10:08,748 Oh God look... 1052 01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:11,126 There's a problem with the wind pipe count June 2008 1053 01:10:11,168 --> 01:10:15,380 The billing? You might want to take a look at it. 1054 01:10:15,422 --> 01:10:17,841 You know what? Let's forget the billing 1055 01:10:17,883 --> 01:10:20,135 We'll just We'll take care of it on Monday 1056 01:10:20,177 --> 01:10:21,636 Are you sure? 1057 01:10:21,636 --> 01:10:22,345 Yeah 1058 01:10:22,387 --> 01:10:24,306 Okay 1059 01:10:24,347 --> 01:10:25,056 Great 1060 01:10:56,338 --> 01:10:57,714 Spence? 1061 01:11:45,470 --> 01:11:47,055 Spence? 1062 01:12:26,636 --> 01:12:27,888 Hey. You, you... Stop it 1063 01:12:27,929 --> 01:12:30,056 Stop it 1064 01:12:36,771 --> 01:12:38,064 Honey, I don't know how... it's not It's not shooting 1065 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:57,584 Are you okay? 1066 01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:03,715 Hey Are you all right? 1067 01:13:05,342 --> 01:13:06,927 I'm out of ammo 1068 01:13:10,388 --> 01:13:11,807 Bullets before babies huh? 1069 01:13:13,934 --> 01:13:15,560 Ammo's kind of important right now 1070 01:13:17,687 --> 01:13:18,980 What's it say? 1071 01:13:22,526 --> 01:13:23,568 What's two bars mean? 1072 01:13:25,570 --> 01:13:26,863 Hey You've got to translate this for me 1073 01:13:31,076 --> 01:13:32,828 Am I going to be a Dad? 1074 01:13:33,161 --> 01:13:34,162 I'm going to be a Mother 1075 01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:36,414 But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father 1076 01:13:45,882 --> 01:13:47,717 ... 1077 01:13:47,759 --> 01:13:49,386 Jen, Jen... I know you're upset 1078 01:13:49,427 --> 01:13:51,096 And you have every right to be But I can't change who I was 1079 01:13:51,138 --> 01:13:52,222 Where does that leave us? 1080 01:13:53,306 --> 01:13:54,724 We'll figure it out 1081 01:13:54,724 --> 01:13:56,560 How? How? 1082 01:13:58,186 --> 01:13:59,187 Tell me how? 1083 01:13:59,229 --> 01:14:00,438 And I will stay 1084 01:14:07,737 --> 01:14:08,572 It's over Spence 1085 01:14:12,075 --> 01:14:13,577 I know you don't want this to be over 1086 01:14:13,618 --> 01:14:16,705 What I wanted stopped mattering The moment I saw those two bars 1087 01:14:24,296 --> 01:14:25,172 Where are you going? 1088 01:14:30,385 --> 01:14:35,515 Jen....Jen Jen! 1089 01:14:51,156 --> 01:14:55,327 (horn blaring) -oh... Olivia! 1090 01:14:59,998 --> 01:15:01,583 (cell phone) 1091 01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,216 Henry, Who is calling you? 1092 01:15:14,429 --> 01:15:16,556 You've got to be kidding me 1093 01:15:18,183 --> 01:15:19,684 (horn honks) 1094 01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:21,937 Hey Spence, I've got a package for you 1095 01:15:26,483 --> 01:15:26,983 Relax buddy 1096 01:15:27,025 --> 01:15:28,443 Try a little decaf 1097 01:15:28,485 --> 01:15:30,320 Come on around the other side for me. 1098 01:15:38,662 --> 01:15:41,414 I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan 1099 01:15:41,414 --> 01:15:44,376 Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh? 1100 01:15:49,089 --> 01:15:50,549 I just need your signature on the top there 1101 01:15:51,633 --> 01:15:53,510 Pen? 1102 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:25,959 I think I got him 1103 01:16:26,001 --> 01:16:27,419 Yeah you got him 1104 01:16:27,419 --> 01:16:31,131 Oh God, I'm glad you're okay 1105 01:16:31,131 --> 01:16:34,050 God look at the windshield You must have really pissed him off 1106 01:16:46,188 --> 01:16:49,107 Is anyone... Not trying to kill me? 1107 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:30,732 Thanks 1108 01:17:34,611 --> 01:17:35,153 Let's go steal a car 1109 01:17:40,826 --> 01:17:41,535 So what do we do now? 1110 01:17:41,576 --> 01:17:43,703 I don't know 1111 01:17:46,873 --> 01:17:47,958 Maybe some couples counseling 1112 01:17:50,544 --> 01:17:51,711 No 1113 01:17:51,753 --> 01:17:52,921 Now 1114 01:17:52,963 --> 01:17:55,257 Spencer What to we do? Right now. 1115 01:17:55,298 --> 01:17:56,216 Right now Right 1116 01:17:56,258 --> 01:17:59,886 Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a Go bag. We've got money, weapons, passports. We're set 1117 01:17:59,886 --> 01:18:03,390 Why exactly do we have a go bag Spencer? 1118 01:18:03,431 --> 01:18:04,724 Did you know this was going to happen? 1119 01:18:04,766 --> 01:18:07,269 No. I didn't know 1120 01:18:07,310 --> 01:18:08,937 You're lying 1121 01:18:08,979 --> 01:18:10,730 You are lying 1122 01:18:10,772 --> 01:18:12,858 Am I telling you everything? -No. 1123 01:18:12,899 --> 01:18:14,025 I'm not telling you everything -Okay 1124 01:18:14,067 --> 01:18:16,528 But we're married That's what married people do honey. 1125 01:18:16,528 --> 01:18:20,615 They lie to each other. They tell people things that aren't true to keep them 1126 01:18:20,657 --> 01:18:26,496 Safe. And to protect one another when they ask things like If they have their Mother's arms 1127 01:18:28,915 --> 01:18:30,917 Not that you have your Mother's arms I'm not... 1128 01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:33,753 You lie to me. The first time We met. < No I Didn't!> 1129 01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:35,922 Unless your Dad is a Russian pervert? 1130 01:18:35,964 --> 01:18:37,883 Well I came clean about that 1131 01:18:37,924 --> 01:18:38,758 You didn't 1132 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,385 You did not come clean 1133 01:18:40,385 --> 01:18:43,054 Did too. I told you... I can't help that you were sleeping. 1134 01:18:43,096 --> 01:18:45,223 I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person 1135 01:18:46,308 --> 01:18:48,935 For all I know You heard everything I said. 1136 01:18:48,977 --> 01:18:50,395 Based on what? 1137 01:18:50,437 --> 01:18:52,647 Based on... Your leg.... Was twitching 1138 01:18:52,689 --> 01:18:55,150 God you know this is perfect This is just perfect 1139 01:18:55,150 --> 01:18:59,237 You couldn't have been just hiding Tranny porn in the Crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray? 1140 01:19:01,448 --> 01:19:02,240 Really? Murray? 1141 01:19:02,282 --> 01:19:05,744 No no no no you... Had to be a spy 1142 01:19:05,785 --> 01:19:10,165 I can't believe I married a spy. What am I? Pussy Galore? 1143 01:19:10,207 --> 01:19:12,167 (chuckles) Not that I know of. 1144 01:19:12,209 --> 01:19:13,585 Excuse me? 1145 01:19:13,627 --> 01:19:17,088 You're going to complain now about our sex life? Is that what you're doing? 1146 01:19:17,130 --> 01:19:18,590 I'm not going to complain about our sex... 1147 01:19:18,632 --> 01:19:21,343 Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now! 1148 01:19:21,384 --> 01:19:23,595 No! We're going to my parents We are going to my parents! 1149 01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,055 I'm taking us to my parents house Yes! 1150 01:19:25,096 --> 01:19:26,515 We are not going to your parents house 1151 01:19:26,556 --> 01:19:27,849 Yes we are I said YES! 1152 01:19:27,891 --> 01:19:29,184 Listen to me 1153 01:19:29,226 --> 01:19:32,187 We can not go to your parents You have to trust me 1154 01:19:33,855 --> 01:19:34,481 I love you 1155 01:19:34,481 --> 01:19:41,029 And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of Finding a car. I need you to point it at the house and 1156 01:19:41,071 --> 01:19:42,531 Step on it 1157 01:19:42,572 --> 01:19:44,908 Okay -Fine 1158 01:19:47,202 --> 01:19:48,745 I'm stepping on it and it's not... 1159 01:19:50,539 --> 01:19:51,915 It's not going...It's 1160 01:19:51,957 --> 01:19:53,208 Stopping actually It's starting to... 1161 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,501 Not go. 1162 01:20:14,354 --> 01:20:17,023 Didn't notice the uhh... Blinking fuel light? 1163 01:20:17,065 --> 01:20:19,025 You're right 1164 01:20:19,067 --> 01:20:22,779 I apologize. Topping off the tank Should have been my first priority 1165 01:20:29,286 --> 01:20:29,870 Run 1166 01:20:42,883 --> 01:20:43,383 Go! 1167 01:20:52,601 --> 01:20:53,518 Darn It! 1168 01:20:58,773 --> 01:21:01,359 It's locked 1169 01:21:02,444 --> 01:21:03,612 I missed.. 1170 01:21:03,653 --> 01:21:05,780 Really? 1171 01:21:18,877 --> 01:21:21,713 20 Million!!! 1172 01:21:34,851 --> 01:21:36,603 God those Volvo's are amazing 1173 01:21:43,026 --> 01:21:43,902 Shit! 1174 01:21:43,944 --> 01:21:46,363 Stay close Keep moving 1175 01:21:57,624 --> 01:21:58,166 Walnut muffin? 1176 01:22:22,899 --> 01:22:24,276 Hi guys! Spence Spence Jen Jen 1177 01:22:24,276 --> 01:22:26,695 Jen Jen Where are you guys going? 1178 01:22:26,736 --> 01:22:30,240 They've got corn dogs They�ve got regular. And they've got bacon covered 1179 01:22:30,282 --> 01:22:33,660 Honey! There's no wat she's packing heat 1180 01:22:33,702 --> 01:22:35,370 You'd be surprised where people hide stuff 1181 01:22:36,454 --> 01:22:38,874 Guys can I use the bathroom in you house? 1182 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:41,042 Number one. 1183 01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:44,087 Where is the go bag? In the office 1184 01:22:44,087 --> 01:22:49,176 Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath The carpet and the combination's our anniversary 1185 01:22:49,217 --> 01:22:50,594 Where are you going? 1186 01:22:50,635 --> 01:22:51,845 To get the guns. 1187 01:22:53,346 --> 01:22:54,806 Oh, to get the guns More guns 1188 01:22:54,848 --> 01:22:56,099 That's great 1189 01:23:24,127 --> 01:23:25,462 Rotilda Walfredsson? 1190 01:23:25,504 --> 01:23:27,923 Ooh, I'm Swedish 1191 01:23:34,805 --> 01:23:35,388 Spence? 1192 01:23:37,307 --> 01:23:38,433 Spencer Is that you? 1193 01:23:52,572 --> 01:23:52,989 Spence? 1194 01:23:56,034 --> 01:23:56,993 Spencer Is that you? 1195 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:04,876 Oh God! 1196 01:24:04,918 --> 01:24:06,419 Mom. 1197 01:24:06,461 --> 01:24:09,506 Hey, You know,.. It is actually not a great time. 1198 01:24:09,506 --> 01:24:10,841 You think? 1199 01:24:15,929 --> 01:24:16,638 Kristen? 1200 01:24:18,390 --> 01:24:19,975 You know... That actually kind of makes sense 1201 01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:22,936 (laughter) Lower your gun! Or it's last call for Mommy. 1202 01:24:50,130 --> 01:24:51,631 I told you She's not a nice girl 1203 01:24:51,673 --> 01:24:52,507 You told her that? 1204 01:24:52,549 --> 01:24:53,633 That's very rude 1205 01:24:58,972 --> 01:25:00,182 God damn it! Who is up there? 1206 01:25:00,223 --> 01:25:00,724 I don't know. 1207 01:25:00,765 --> 01:25:03,393 If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect Before I have the chance to... 1208 01:25:03,435 --> 01:25:05,103 I will kill you both 1209 01:25:05,103 --> 01:25:08,815 On principal Lower your gun, Now! 1210 01:25:17,949 --> 01:25:18,408 Check it out. 1211 01:25:34,049 --> 01:25:35,842 Just let my Mom go, okay I am all the leverage you need 1212 01:25:35,842 --> 01:25:40,305 I didn't spend the last three years Listening to you babble incisively 1213 01:25:40,347 --> 01:25:42,474 About your perfect little life 1214 01:25:42,516 --> 01:25:43,975 To F it all up now 1215 01:25:44,017 --> 01:25:46,645 So get in the living room Both of you 1216 01:25:46,686 --> 01:25:48,480 Let's go 1217 01:25:50,232 --> 01:25:50,649 Let's go 1218 01:25:53,068 --> 01:25:53,860 Turn around 1219 01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:54,611 Come here dear 1220 01:25:54,653 --> 01:25:55,612 Come on 1221 01:25:58,824 --> 01:26:00,534 You okay? Are you all right? 1222 01:26:00,534 --> 01:26:01,993 Jen 1223 01:26:02,035 --> 01:26:04,120 To be fair We did have some good times 1224 01:26:04,162 --> 01:26:04,579 Yeah 1225 01:26:05,622 --> 01:26:10,502 Remember when... (gunshots) 1226 01:26:10,502 --> 01:26:11,545 Oh, there you are dear. 1227 01:26:11,545 --> 01:26:13,964 (cell phone ringing) 1228 01:26:16,049 --> 01:26:16,925 Answer the phone sir 1229 01:26:16,967 --> 01:26:21,513 My dead best friend wants to let you know That your target's still alive 1230 01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:24,015 Stand down Spencer 1231 01:26:24,057 --> 01:26:25,684 Whoa, hey... Guys 1232 01:26:25,725 --> 01:26:27,561 He killed Holbrook 1233 01:26:27,602 --> 01:26:29,521 Two to the heart One to the head. Remember? 1234 01:26:34,609 --> 01:26:35,986 And then he pulled the trigger on me 1235 01:26:38,488 --> 01:26:39,447 Daddy Is that true? 1236 01:26:39,489 --> 01:26:43,618 I put sleepers in your life Because I didn't trust your husband 1237 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:45,954 I hoped I'd never have to use it 1238 01:26:47,789 --> 01:26:50,584 It's the flash drive from Holbrooks watch 1239 01:26:50,625 --> 01:26:53,003 It's all there His old boss turned dirty. 1240 01:26:53,044 --> 01:26:56,882 And in you office... When I saw that card with his name on it. 1241 01:26:56,923 --> 01:27:00,135 I knew you were back in the game And you were coming after me 1242 01:27:04,598 --> 01:27:06,141 So I activated the killers 1243 01:27:06,183 --> 01:27:08,727 I'm not trying to kill you sir. 1244 01:27:08,768 --> 01:27:11,188 Why don't you tell her about Nice Where you tried to blow me up 1245 01:27:11,229 --> 01:27:12,814 How did you know about Nice? 1246 01:27:12,856 --> 01:27:14,858 I was supposed to be on that helicopter 1247 01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:17,611 When I saw you I didn't go 1248 01:27:20,989 --> 01:27:26,077 You said you got out when we met in France You said you were in the love bubble. 1249 01:27:26,077 --> 01:27:26,870 I got out 1250 01:27:26,912 --> 01:27:28,580 I'm out 1251 01:27:28,622 --> 01:27:30,415 Just look at him Does he look like he's out? 1252 01:27:30,457 --> 01:27:31,875 It was my last job 1253 01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:34,419 I'm out I got out 1254 01:27:36,171 --> 01:27:37,047 For us 1255 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:40,967 And I'm never going back 1256 01:27:56,316 --> 01:27:57,108 So.. 1257 01:27:57,150 --> 01:27:58,777 You are not a pilot. 1258 01:28:01,947 --> 01:28:07,452 Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging Bullets all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby 1259 01:28:07,494 --> 01:28:08,620 You have a baby? 1260 01:28:08,662 --> 01:28:09,788 No I'm going to 1261 01:28:09,830 --> 01:28:10,997 Ohh!! I knew it 1262 01:28:11,039 --> 01:28:12,666 (laughter) Let's celebrate 1263 01:28:12,707 --> 01:28:14,000 I'm going to be a Grandpa? 1264 01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:15,043 Yes 1265 01:28:20,132 --> 01:28:20,423 Oh God! 1266 01:28:24,469 --> 01:28:24,761 Oh my God 1267 01:28:26,304 --> 01:28:27,055 And you are the father? 1268 01:28:27,097 --> 01:28:28,849 Oh for God's sakes Dad 1269 01:28:39,693 --> 01:28:40,235 Okay 1270 01:28:40,277 --> 01:28:41,361 Okay 1271 01:28:41,403 --> 01:28:43,363 This would be a great time for a trust circle 1272 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,698 A trust circle? 1273 01:28:44,739 --> 01:28:46,408 Yes 1274 01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:49,494 Let's do that okay 1275 01:28:49,494 --> 01:28:51,663 Let's gather everybody Dad, pull up a chair 1276 01:28:51,663 --> 01:28:52,581 Mother Join us 1277 01:28:52,622 --> 01:28:53,915 O...kay 1278 01:28:53,957 --> 01:28:56,418 Okay 1279 01:28:56,459 --> 01:28:57,919 I don't do Trust circles 1280 01:28:57,961 --> 01:29:00,630 I know Mother, But I think that this is Necessary. Humour me. 1281 01:29:00,630 --> 01:29:01,840 Okay 1282 01:29:01,882 --> 01:29:04,009 I finally understand 1283 01:29:04,009 --> 01:29:07,471 That I am not to blame For this dynamic, okay? 1284 01:29:07,512 --> 01:29:08,722 You are 1285 01:29:08,763 --> 01:29:17,814 And you need to own that. I need to own the fact that I Unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father 1286 01:29:19,357 --> 01:29:20,442 A liar 1287 01:29:20,484 --> 01:29:21,735 So... 1288 01:29:21,776 --> 01:29:26,823 If any of you want to ever see this kid. This is what's going to happen 1289 01:29:26,865 --> 01:29:27,782 Okay 1290 01:29:27,824 --> 01:29:30,744 There will be No more lying 1291 01:29:30,744 --> 01:29:33,288 No more.. Stealing cars or... 1292 01:29:33,330 --> 01:29:34,998 Hiding weapons in the furniture 1293 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:38,376 And I never want to see you two try to kill each other again Okay, In fact... 1294 01:29:38,418 --> 01:29:39,961 There will be no more killing 1295 01:29:40,003 --> 01:29:42,631 I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly! 1296 01:29:42,672 --> 01:29:43,256 Okay 1297 01:29:43,298 --> 01:29:44,257 All Right 1298 01:29:44,257 --> 01:29:46,259 Are we all together on this? 1299 01:29:46,301 --> 01:29:46,802 Yeah... 1300 01:29:46,843 --> 01:29:47,761 Great job baby 1301 01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:51,807 Is there anything else? 1302 01:29:51,848 --> 01:29:54,976 That I need to Or should know 1303 01:29:56,686 --> 01:29:56,978 Anyone 1304 01:29:58,939 --> 01:29:59,272 Spencer 1305 01:30:01,399 --> 01:30:03,777 English is not my first language 1306 01:30:05,862 --> 01:30:08,240 (speaking Japanese) 1307 01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:20,168 Oh. Oh. And also... The third week that we were together 1308 01:30:20,210 --> 01:30:22,420 You said I love you 1309 01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:30,345 In your sleep. And I didn't tell you because I wanted To be the one who said it first. 1310 01:30:32,222 --> 01:30:33,098 So... 1311 01:30:36,351 --> 01:30:36,852 Thank you honey 1312 01:30:39,104 --> 01:30:39,813 Mom? 1313 01:30:43,233 --> 01:30:48,697 Dear. You remember that time that, I took you and Your little friend for a boat ride? 1314 01:30:50,157 --> 01:30:50,532 No 1315 01:30:51,199 --> 01:30:51,616 No? 1316 01:30:52,409 --> 01:30:54,828 Well forget it then We're good 1317 01:30:56,705 --> 01:30:57,873 Okay 1318 01:30:57,914 --> 01:31:00,917 Okay Fine 1319 01:31:01,209 --> 01:31:05,130 In addition to planting killers in your life And secretly working for a government agency 1320 01:31:05,130 --> 01:31:07,299 I would like to admit 1321 01:31:08,341 --> 01:31:09,968 (knock on door) 1322 01:31:11,011 --> 01:31:14,014 Yoo Hoo! 1323 01:31:16,099 --> 01:31:16,933 Jen! 1324 01:31:16,975 --> 01:31:21,438 We need to talk about that darn property line 1325 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:24,566 (laughter) (friendly) Hi Jen... 1326 01:31:30,822 --> 01:31:31,281 Sweetie? 1327 01:31:31,323 --> 01:31:33,283 I don't think she was a killer 1328 01:31:33,325 --> 01:31:34,576 Oh, I know 1329 01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:44,377 Red wire crosses blue Good as new 1330 01:31:44,419 --> 01:31:47,756 Blue crosses red. Good as dead I know. It's my saying 1331 01:31:47,798 --> 01:31:50,342 That's not your saying, That's my saying You copied me. 1332 01:31:50,342 --> 01:31:53,261 I did not copy... I have not copied you a day in my life 1333 01:31:54,638 --> 01:31:55,347 Really? 1334 01:31:55,388 --> 01:31:56,890 I think it's coming in nice Don't you? 1335 01:31:57,140 --> 01:31:58,517 No. 1336 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:01,645 Well he likes it. 1337 01:32:01,686 --> 01:32:02,813 Don't you buddy? 1338 01:32:02,854 --> 01:32:07,400 You like Daddy's mustache don't you? Don't you like that mustache? 1339 01:32:07,442 --> 01:32:08,777 How's my little big guy doing? 1340 01:32:08,819 --> 01:32:13,490 Great. Except for your Dad thinks I'm copying him which I'm not Will you please tell him I'm not copying him. 1341 01:32:13,532 --> 01:32:16,201 (laughter) Sorry sweetie Every girl marries her Father 1342 01:32:16,243 --> 01:32:17,869 Oh that's not gross 1343 01:32:17,911 --> 01:32:19,329 I certainly did 1344 01:32:19,371 --> 01:32:21,289 Oh my Father was one handsome man. 1345 01:32:21,331 --> 01:32:25,836 Well built,.. Rippling muscles. His mustache was a lot larger than yours though 1346 01:32:25,877 --> 01:32:29,172 Thick! like a Vulcan forest 1347 01:32:29,214 --> 01:32:32,509 But you're here to baby-sit, not creep me out So if you wouldn't mind 1348 01:32:32,551 --> 01:32:33,677 Oh Hi! 1349 01:32:35,929 --> 01:32:37,514 Yeah Grandma's a little scary 1350 01:32:41,017 --> 01:32:43,270 Maybe it's too soon. Maybe we should just stay 1351 01:32:43,311 --> 01:32:46,148 No no. It's not too soon We're not staying. It's date night 1352 01:32:46,189 --> 01:32:48,525 We're going to go out. It's going to be great. I'm wearing my skinny jeans 1353 01:32:48,567 --> 01:32:50,735 Don't worry Spencer You can trust us 1354 01:32:55,991 --> 01:32:57,450 If we can't trust them Who can we trust right? 1355 01:32:57,492 --> 01:32:58,660 Right 1356 01:32:58,827 --> 01:33:06,668 Bye Buddy!