1 00:00:02,594 --> 00:00:07,076 Killers R5 Subtitles by greeneagle5 2 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,800 (over intercom) This is your captain speaking 3 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:15,075 Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes 4 00:00:15,076 --> 00:00:18,075 Our flight attendants will be coming by To provide you with complimentary beverages. 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,704 Excuse me 6 00:00:20,704 --> 00:00:26,464 Hello? Excuse me 7 00:00:26,464 --> 00:00:26,829 Hey there! 8 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:28,380 Mom! 9 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:29,135 Do you mind? 10 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:30,126 Emergency exit's 13D sweetie. 11 00:00:31,177 --> 00:00:33,601 Great, got it, thanks Dad 12 00:00:35,728 --> 00:00:36,563 Excuse me Bonjour 13 00:00:37,588 --> 00:00:39,886 Three chardonnay's pleaes -No, nothing for me. 14 00:00:39,919 --> 00:00:42,745 I always remain alert in flight. -Me neither thank you 15 00:00:42,884 --> 00:00:43,836 Just the three then. 16 00:00:45,434 --> 00:00:48,213 I am so proud of you sweetie. A lot of women who just got dumped 17 00:00:48,247 --> 00:00:52,547 Would have backed out of this vacation but not you -Thanks Dad, but I didn't get dumped 18 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,115 It wasn't quite like that it... -(Mother) it was mutual 19 00:00:54,148 --> 00:00:55,979 Yes, they agreed to part ways 20 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:57,991 When he dumped her 21 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,229 I thought it was because he needed space? -(Mother) No he just didn't find her spontaneous enough 22 00:01:00,263 --> 00:01:02,376 Too safe? 23 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,103 Predictable. 24 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,521 I am sitting right here. -I can hear you 25 00:01:05,062 --> 00:01:06,096 He tried to get you to go 26 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,401 Bungie jump but you wouldn't do it 27 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,712 I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public. I think that's perfectly reasonable 28 00:01:11,745 --> 00:01:12,923 Too many rules dear. 29 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:17,013 There's nothing wrong with being cautious sweety, -Safety is sexy 30 00:01:17,165 --> 00:01:21,989 The first time your mother and I made love we managed to keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy 31 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:22,976 OK Dad! 32 00:01:23,072 --> 00:01:25,904 What did I just say About vomiting in public? 33 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:28,547 Change seats 34 00:01:29,282 --> 00:01:32,991 And the emergency exit is...? -13D trust me, I know where it is. 35 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,697 About to throw myself out of it. 36 00:02:47,114 --> 00:02:48,177 I've got a visual on him now 37 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,864 Target confirmed 38 00:02:50,898 --> 00:02:52,164 I know the drill 39 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:35,467 trois minute 40 00:03:58,073 --> 00:04:00,243 (over phone) You have until five pm to deliver the package 41 00:04:00,276 --> 00:04:02,171 -Then the boss wants you to close the account 42 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:04,846 Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill ready to go 43 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,124 You have my wife and I on the second floor - And my daughter on the third 44 00:04:09,157 --> 00:04:11,669 When I specifically booked adjacent rooms. 45 00:04:11,704 --> 00:04:12,532 I assure you your room is lovely Mr.... 46 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,338 Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing 47 00:04:15,371 --> 00:04:17,576 She's a single woman Always alone 48 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,842 Recently single. - I am not always alone. 49 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:22,770 Dad, the room is fine can you just... 50 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,772 Do you know how many push in robberies happen in hotels sweetie 51 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,575 Third floor. -We'd like an ocean view. 52 00:04:29,609 --> 00:04:31,269 Always the same things with the rooms. 53 00:04:31,303 --> 00:04:33,068 Let Daddy do his thing. 54 00:04:33,101 --> 00:04:34,738 The little Frenchman will cave 55 00:04:34,772 --> 00:04:36,673 He's a weasel face like "you know who" 56 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:39,208 Richard, I'm talking about Richard. 57 00:04:39,242 --> 00:04:40,112 I know Mother. 58 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,275 We're not dicussing him anymore - Remember? 59 00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:43,518 Right, right 60 00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:45,131 He's dead to us. - Yes! 61 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:47,930 So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt? 62 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:48,946 What? 63 00:04:50,131 --> 00:04:51,400 No he did not! 64 00:04:52,408 --> 00:04:53,282 Forget I said anything 65 00:04:53,316 --> 00:04:55,354 (clerk speaking in french) - I do not speak french 66 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:57,400 (clerk) Excuse me. - we have resolved the problem 67 00:04:57,432 --> 00:04:58,601 I'm gonna go check on my room 68 00:04:58,634 --> 00:04:59,892 You and Dad figure this out. 69 00:04:59,893 --> 00:05:01,207 You want a Maalox for the road? 70 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,200 Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me? 71 00:05:17,475 --> 00:05:20,420 "bonjour" - "bonjour" 72 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:26,579 Descente? 73 00:05:30,145 --> 00:05:32,659 (speaking french) 74 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:58,692 (speaking french) 75 00:06:37,154 --> 00:06:42,555 (speaking french) 76 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:43,747 I don't speak french. 77 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:47,435 Yeah, no I got it the first time 78 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,753 Why were you pretending back there? 79 00:06:49,787 --> 00:06:51,685 I don't know? Why did you follow me? 80 00:06:51,719 --> 00:06:54,747 I was already going to the beach - Remember? 81 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,317 Yeah, well I could be going swimming too 82 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,440 Are you? 83 00:06:58,474 --> 00:07:00,226 No. 84 00:07:02,499 --> 00:07:04,582 I'm just going to go marinate - in shame 85 00:07:04,616 --> 00:07:05,392 I'm Spencer, by the way 86 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,070 It's nice to meet you Spencer. 87 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,251 Do you have a name? 88 00:07:10,285 --> 00:07:13,380 Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny no its... 89 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:15,479 Jen. It's just Jen 90 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:18,712 I'm gonna go uh... swimming. Before it gets dark. 91 00:07:18,747 --> 00:07:20,388 Yes, of course. 92 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:22,490 Muscles like that take some upkeep. 93 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:34,046 Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight? 94 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,405 Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do. So why not? 95 00:07:37,439 --> 00:07:38,964 Great. 96 00:07:38,997 --> 00:07:42,009 I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset. 97 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Oh no... No cute dress? 98 00:08:04,256 --> 00:08:05,631 I didn't pack a single cute dress? 99 00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:07,465 Oh God 100 00:08:07,498 --> 00:08:10,188 I don't think I have all my socks - Gotta find a dress 101 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:22,090 Thanks 102 00:08:36,023 --> 00:08:38,941 We knocked on your door several times. I can't believe you're missing this 103 00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:40,575 I know Dad, I'm sorry. It's just... 104 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:43,450 You know, my stomach. It's going crazy. 105 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,565 We'll come back right away With saltines and ginger ale. 106 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:51,926 No! Stay put I'm fine. 107 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:54,070 Don't be a hero sweetie 108 00:08:54,104 --> 00:08:56,018 Dad trust me, you don't want to be a part of this 109 00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:57,421 Uh... wait 110 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,769 Darling? 111 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,290 At least you'll look thin on the beach. 112 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:05,489 Are you sure you're going to be all right? 113 00:09:05,523 --> 00:09:07,103 Yes! You and Mom go. 114 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,765 Have fun without me. 115 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:15,714 You're going to find the perfect guy. Someone who's good and decent and kind. 116 00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:17,975 Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body. 117 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,063 Oh God! 118 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,734 You picked a perfect table 119 00:09:37,768 --> 00:09:40,498 (laughs nervously) (server speaking french) 120 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:45,041 I had to atone for being late - ooh. Too bad I hate champagne 121 00:09:45,075 --> 00:09:47,504 Really? I'm sorry please no... - I was joking... 122 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:50,396 It was a joke (in robot voice) That was a joke. 123 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:55,009 (in robot voice) I am a dating robot Sent here to observe your ways. 124 00:09:59,752 --> 00:10:00,932 You just pulled a robot voice. 125 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:09,226 All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the population that goes over big for that sort of thing. 126 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,188 Yeah... Nerds 127 00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:11,457 They're my bread and butter 128 00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:13,048 Yeah? How's that working out for you? 129 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,000 Oh God! Oh Shit! 130 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,839 How about you? 131 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,101 I don't know 132 00:10:25,371 --> 00:10:25,869 Are you all right? 133 00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:33,285 Hi! 134 00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:36,505 Are you on the lamb? 135 00:10:36,539 --> 00:10:41,991 You see that guy over by the menus? Freakishly tall, excellent mustache. 136 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:50,000 Ok -No, I do need to sit down somewhere 137 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,242 That is a gorgeous mustache 138 00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:59,191 Well he umm... He's a Russian diplomat 139 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,135 Also kind of a pervert 140 00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:04,768 Sat next to him on the plane... Got a little grabby. 141 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:08,166 Really? wait, wait, wait... Women don't like grabby? 142 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,440 I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O. 143 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,827 I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the room next to mine. It was just kind of weird. 144 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,178 I hope you switched rooms 145 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,174 Oh no, no I like to live on the edge. 146 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:25,700 Dangerous weirdo's, Spicy food... - Bungie jumping 147 00:11:26,359 --> 00:11:28,681 I can see dangerous weirdo's and spicy foods but... 148 00:11:28,715 --> 00:11:33,976 Bungie jumping? I'm mean it's almost never sexy To puke in public. 149 00:11:34,009 --> 00:11:35,761 That's what I said. 150 00:11:35,794 --> 00:11:36,656 Really? 151 00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:37,883 Yeah. 152 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:40,111 I mean it's really nice down here and all but... 153 00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:43,373 My bet is that they're gone so... 154 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:45,277 Shall we? 155 00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:46,961 Sure. OK 156 00:11:52,971 --> 00:11:53,358 So... 157 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:54,977 Should we order? 158 00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:01,753 You know what? Let's get out of here. 159 00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:05,746 The service is awful and... I need to show you Nice. 160 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,960 You realize I'm gonna make you tell me Your whole life story. 161 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,331 (keys beep) 162 00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:17,677 Trust me. It's boring. 163 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:31,953 Do you want some of mine? 164 00:12:31,987 --> 00:12:34,454 Oh no! Actually I really don't drink that much... I should just... 165 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,941 Slow down. 166 00:12:39,119 --> 00:12:39,568 What do you do? 167 00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:42,109 Me? 168 00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:45,035 Consulting... I'm a consultant... For a company 169 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,720 Company consultant 170 00:12:49,081 --> 00:12:51,794 We've been doing a lot of downsizing I travel a lot so... 171 00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,218 Downsizing People 172 00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:55,500 Oh. 173 00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,537 Well if you could do anything... You know... 174 00:12:57,571 --> 00:12:59,344 Anything in the world What would you do? 175 00:12:59,377 --> 00:13:02,271 I just think it would be nice to put down some roots. You know 176 00:13:02,305 --> 00:13:07,228 I've actually always wanted to know my neighbors I've never had that before 177 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,620 That's actually pretty beautiful 178 00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:12,069 You're pretty beautiful 179 00:13:12,102 --> 00:13:15,369 (laughs nervously) It's the dress I... 180 00:13:15,402 --> 00:13:16,864 It's not the dress 181 00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:19,921 You'd be beautiful without the dress. 182 00:13:19,955 --> 00:13:22,525 Not that I'm visualizing you naked Although... 183 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:27,778 I'm sure you would look beauti... I'm saying that... you would be... beautif.. clothed... 184 00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:29,988 Differently as well 185 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,769 Yeah, Thank you I do need another. 186 00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:39,461 Why don't I get you another. Don't leave - I won't. 187 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,605 Stay put! hmmph. 188 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:55,621 Okay fine. I will dance with you. 189 00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:56,878 I'm sorry. What? 190 00:13:56,911 --> 00:14:00,385 You almost ripped out of your dress. To try to seduce me. 191 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:01,570 It worked! 192 00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,210 No I was... - Okay maybe just for a minute 193 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,394 Wow! you are... A very enthusiastic dancer 194 00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,475 Oh, oh this... Oh God! - Ahh... 195 00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:18,940 This is very nice But I should really get back 196 00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:20,080 To my date 197 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,463 Now, I blow your mind Don't move. 198 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:25,000 Oh now you're gonna blow my mind Oh God, Okay 199 00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:27,600 Excuse me I'm going to cut in here 200 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,341 Back off! Yankee 201 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,842 Go find your own prostitute. 202 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:32,818 Oh no. No you're misunderstanding. 203 00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:35,332 I'm sorry, I am not a prosti... (punches man) 204 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:37,986 Does this dress say prostitute? - No. 205 00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:43,476 It's not really, It's just its its maybe 206 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,680 Wait... Just Jen 207 00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:46,416 Yes? 208 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,855 Just Jen Yes? 209 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,165 There's something that I've been Wanting to do all night. 210 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:00,761 Your tag was still on. 211 00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:01,709 Oh no! -Sorry 212 00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,479 No, no no no -It's Okay 213 00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:04,544 It's Okay 214 00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:07,931 No. Its... I can't afford this dress. 215 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,840 I left the tag on because I can't afford it. 216 00:15:10,874 --> 00:15:15,472 Not unless my Father buys it for me Which he wouldn't because.. He's not here. 217 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:16,977 It's Okay 218 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,680 It's fine Are you Okay? 219 00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:20,652 No, I can't believe this - So tight! 220 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:25,997 I'm sorry, I can not keep this up. I am not this girl. 221 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:27,617 I am not spontaneous 222 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,512 I never drink this much 223 00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:35,037 And I don't live on the edge I live a very quiet, normal life 224 00:15:35,071 --> 00:15:37,097 I would like a normal life I'd kill for a normal life. 225 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,688 Well just it.. it gets It gets worse 226 00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:42,157 Just, you know that guy... 227 00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:43,614 At the restaurant With the mustache. 228 00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:46,173 The restaurant pervert. 229 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:47,304 That's my Dad 230 00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,394 Wow -Yeah 231 00:15:49,428 --> 00:15:51,824 Sounds like a really bad Home situation. 232 00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:52,898 No, no! Oh God! No 233 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:55,738 He's not Russian Or a pervert 234 00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:56,908 He's a pilot. 235 00:15:56,942 --> 00:16:00,375 He flies planes. I...I came on Vacation with my parents 236 00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:02,800 Thats... How lame I am 237 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:06,727 I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend. But he dumped me for this girl and then.... 238 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:17,993 Sorry. Go ahead. 239 00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:23,548 I can't breathe 240 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:27,158 This dress is really, really tight. 241 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:29,612 I need to get out of it Seriously 242 00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,567 I've been sucking it in all night. Can you just. You gotta get it off. Just take it off 243 00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:34,147 Really? 244 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,612 Okay all right. 245 00:16:40,054 --> 00:16:40,978 The zipper's stuck 246 00:16:41,012 --> 00:16:44,618 Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it. yeah, break it 247 00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:46,479 Here just... Turn around 248 00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:49,540 Stay still... Don't (knife opens) Hold still. 249 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,147 (dress tears) 250 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,147 (cutting dress) 251 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,087 I... Uh 252 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:06,849 Thanks 253 00:17:06,883 --> 00:17:09,362 I'll be. I'm gonna be over here. 254 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:13,332 Doing this... In this manner 255 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:18,502 Thank you For... 256 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,115 Being so honest. 257 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,672 I actually feel like I should share something with you. 258 00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:27,534 It's gonna be really hard to say 259 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:28,688 But... 260 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:32,089 I feel like. You're real. So... 261 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:34,490 I want to be real with you. 262 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:38,498 Haven't really told anyone this before but... 263 00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:44,330 I kill people. 264 00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:52,742 Wow. You're taking this a lot better than I expected 265 00:17:58,339 --> 00:17:59,145 Awesome. 266 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:05,772 Usually it's bad people It's not like I'm out killing good guys 267 00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:07,542 I'm not a murderer. 268 00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:09,300 I'm a professional. I professionally... 269 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,667 Kill people 270 00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:12,806 You're a great listener 271 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,167 Excellent Listener 272 00:18:17,753 --> 00:18:20,614 I don't like what I do I'm not a fan of it 273 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:22,671 But I like you 274 00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,540 Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice 275 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,990 And hopefully... That's just the beginning 276 00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:41,726 Cause I like you. 277 00:19:59,209 --> 00:19:59,991 You should take a bite 278 00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,814 Go ahead and try it I'm not going to eat it all 279 00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:13,051 Good lord! French food... 280 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,828 I'm goint to uh... Just going to go to the restroom 281 00:20:38,825 --> 00:20:40,759 It's a crush Spence It happens 282 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:44,204 Go shoot some guns And screw some models 283 00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:45,620 You'll be good as new 284 00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:47,696 Then what? Kill some more people 285 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,773 They're enemies of the state. Not people 286 00:20:50,807 --> 00:20:51,463 Are you sure about that? 287 00:20:51,496 --> 00:20:53,919 Cause five years ago Levedeaux worked for us 288 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,205 And then the NSA and god knows who else. But this week he's the enemy 289 00:20:57,238 --> 00:20:58,371 What the hell's wrong with you? 290 00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:02,249 You go and screw Polly Anna for a week And suddenly your life's work's out the window? 291 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:03,370 She's normal 292 00:21:03,403 --> 00:21:06,041 And I feel normal when I'm with her. And maybe I... 293 00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:09,890 Wake up! Her world only exists because of people like us. 294 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,764 And I'm sorry if people change sides 295 00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:15,455 Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy And you have to take them out. 296 00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:19,028 She trusts me. 297 00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:20,941 And I'm not willing to compromise that. 298 00:21:21,975 --> 00:21:24,489 These jobs are not optional Spencer. 299 00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:26,797 You don't get to just walk away 300 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:27,903 Watch me. 301 00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:32,884 You are who you are Spencer! You can't change that 302 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,707 I think the best part is you're finally with someone Who's genuinely attractive 303 00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:51,676 I know 304 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:52,644 I know 305 00:21:52,677 --> 00:21:55,584 I keep thinking I'm going to build up some kind of tolerance to his.. 306 00:21:55,617 --> 00:21:58,284 Physical, Godlike Perfection 307 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,425 Which just hasen't happened yet 308 00:22:07,217 --> 00:22:07,431 I'm Okay 309 00:22:07,465 --> 00:22:09,423 It's a little early Mom. 310 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,881 Ha ha! (laughter) Early...(laughter) 311 00:22:15,882 --> 00:22:16,841 Do you think they're all right up there? 312 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,160 Oh, as long as Daddy doesn't shoot him We're good 313 00:22:20,161 --> 00:22:22,317 (gunshot in distance) 314 00:22:27,318 --> 00:22:28,746 So I hear you're jobless. 315 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,097 Corporate consulting's a tough business sir. 316 00:22:33,131 --> 00:22:38,103 Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down. I might open up my own firm here. 317 00:22:38,136 --> 00:22:39,359 Look at my shoes 318 00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:43,742 They'e Edward Greene. I picked them up 20 years ago When I was still flying the London route 319 00:22:43,775 --> 00:22:46,981 If you have something of great quality 320 00:22:47,015 --> 00:22:49,621 And you take good care of it. You'll have it forever. 321 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:57,031 I know you're worried about Jen. 322 00:22:57,063 --> 00:22:58,342 Why would I worry? 323 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,857 I am confident 324 00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:05,562 That you'll never hurt her. 325 00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,698 That's a nice shot. 326 00:23:07,732 --> 00:23:09,403 Thank you I was an Eagle Scout 327 00:23:11,899 --> 00:23:13,573 They really let you shoot stuff In the Boy Scouts? 328 00:23:13,606 --> 00:23:14,762 So do the Marines 329 00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:17,481 Semper Fi 330 00:23:17,515 --> 00:23:19,124 That was yours. 331 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:22,237 I'm sorry I... You would have learned that in the Boy Scouts 332 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:28,360 I was in 4H 333 00:23:31,538 --> 00:23:34,680 You know, Jen's not some fragile China doll. 334 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,892 She's funny, and she's sweet. And she's smart 335 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:43,921 But in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute she could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII 336 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:47,002 And the next she's telling me that Carey Grant dropped acid. 337 00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:51,148 Which I...(stuttering) My point is... 338 00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,784 It doesn't matter what she says 339 00:23:53,818 --> 00:23:55,438 I can trust her. 340 00:23:55,472 --> 00:23:57,847 I depend on her 341 00:23:57,881 --> 00:24:00,075 Sir. It's not the other way around 342 00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:02,203 So... 343 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,338 With your blessing 344 00:24:05,372 --> 00:24:07,795 I'm going to marry her. 345 00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:16,886 Welcome to the family Spencer. 346 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,438 Thank you Mr. Cornfield Please...Call me sir 347 00:24:26,702 --> 00:24:27,525 How big is it? 348 00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:29,971 Oh, it's big. It's probably the biggest on the block 349 00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:32,216 Well have I ever seen anything like it before? 350 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,386 Uhh... Maybe in a magazine Or in your dreams. 351 00:24:35,419 --> 00:24:37,542 Will I know what to do with it? 352 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:41,365 I'll help you navigate the tricky parts 353 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,130 Creedy, creedy 354 00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:46,498 It's this blindfold that's making me Owww! Honey 355 00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:53,631 Prepare 356 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,202 To be... 357 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:59,071 Thrilled 358 00:25:02,072 --> 00:25:02,554 Oh my God 359 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,975 Spence 360 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,965 You remodeled my office. 361 00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:08,212 It's so organized 362 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:11,280 Okay You can kiss me now 363 00:25:16,222 --> 00:25:17,431 How did I get so lucky? 364 00:25:17,465 --> 00:25:19,441 How did I get a guy like you? 365 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:20,274 It was easy 366 00:25:20,308 --> 00:25:21,797 It was your charm 367 00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:23,420 And you wit 368 00:25:25,573 --> 00:25:32,329 You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially since... It's your birthday weekend 369 00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:34,970 No we talked about this We're not going to make a big deal out of it this year 370 00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:36,765 No presents No parties 371 00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:41,413 It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents I promise. But I never agreed to no presents 372 00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:44,619 Come on! I have been keeping this secret For a week 373 00:25:44,652 --> 00:25:46,866 I'm at my limit 374 00:25:46,899 --> 00:25:48,882 You kill me 375 00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:53,111 Open it it's tickets to Nice 376 00:25:53,144 --> 00:25:58,165 I thought we could go back to where it began you know? And the best part is we can go anytime 377 00:25:58,199 --> 00:26:00,976 But because I rule I got two weeks off at the end of the month 378 00:26:06,676 --> 00:26:07,727 Do you no want to go to Nice? 379 00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:08,585 Of course I do 380 00:26:11,543 --> 00:26:15,962 Things are hectic at work right now and... We have a lot going on here. 381 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:19,238 Plus the peach parade is at the end of the month and You were going to make your cobbler 382 00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:22,442 My cobbler sucks 383 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,620 You know what made Nice great? 384 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:29,659 You 385 00:26:30,693 --> 00:26:35,125 I have everything that I need Right here 386 00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:57,567 Hey batter batter batter batter Hey batter batter batter 387 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,567 Let's go! Pick up the pace. 388 00:27:07,568 --> 00:27:08,251 Spencer! 389 00:27:08,284 --> 00:27:09,095 Hi! 390 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,132 Lily and Mac 391 00:27:10,165 --> 00:27:12,401 Hey! I'm glad we caught you 392 00:27:12,435 --> 00:27:14,017 (together) Block Party 393 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,793 And you guys can dress up 394 00:27:16,827 --> 00:27:18,691 Perfect 395 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,281 You know what? Here's another one 396 00:27:20,314 --> 00:27:21,821 yeah (husband) We're going to have those wings 397 00:27:21,854 --> 00:27:24,710 Great - Don't clone me. 398 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,152 Okay we're going to go make love You have fun 399 00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:29,030 Okay (husband) take care 400 00:27:30,094 --> 00:27:32,769 Block party Block Party! 401 00:28:01,488 --> 00:28:07,346 Our new Norton internet security suite has sonar behaviour based protection that defends against any unknown online threats 402 00:28:07,379 --> 00:28:10,299 Be sure to flag that feature for undecided clients 403 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:12,749 Okay People 404 00:28:13,368 --> 00:28:15,790 We're rolling this out immediately So uh... 405 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:18,206 Let's hop to it hmm? 406 00:28:19,207 --> 00:28:20,425 Uh.. Jen. 407 00:28:21,539 --> 00:28:23,722 Polished and consice as always -Thank you 408 00:28:23,755 --> 00:28:26,093 Don't change a word When you go to San Francisco. 409 00:28:26,884 --> 00:28:28,149 You want me to speak at the conference? 410 00:28:28,679 --> 00:28:31,240 No, I want you to dominate it. 411 00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:32,777 Okay 412 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,032 You fly out tomorrow 413 00:28:36,902 --> 00:28:39,084 Oh, Mr Newpar, Tomorrow's umm... 414 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,086 It's such short notice. 415 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,358 There's no one else you can send? 416 00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:51,619 The conference isn't until Monday just... 417 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,964 Take the weekend to prep. You'll be fine 418 00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:54,618 Okay 419 00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:58,236 Of course I didn't say that it was Spencers birthday 420 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:03,348 Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a Business trip to babysit your husband. 421 00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:05,464 Birthday or not. And... 422 00:29:05,497 --> 00:29:07,257 That's why I didn't mention it 423 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,846 Can you take him out tonight or not? 424 00:29:11,239 --> 00:29:11,787 Hello? 425 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:13,439 Dad? 426 00:29:13,473 --> 00:29:14,867 If I have to 427 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,200 Love you sweetie. 428 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:17,906 I love you too. Bye 429 00:29:25,417 --> 00:29:26,415 No no. It's too low. 430 00:29:26,449 --> 00:29:29,563 Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right, No 431 00:29:29,597 --> 00:29:31,438 Right, right there. Perfect 432 00:29:31,487 --> 00:29:35,912 Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry. Mildred's having trouble with the billing again. 433 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,236 Saturday, Mildred and bills A trifecta 434 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:41,244 I'm sorry. Thank you 435 00:29:42,779 --> 00:29:43,752 What do you think about this thing? 436 00:29:43,787 --> 00:29:47,347 Well, Henry says it's a statement piece 437 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:51,206 Yeah but is it stating that we like Ugly shit hanging from our ceiling? 438 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:53,362 Yep 439 00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,894 Yep, What? 440 00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:58,514 Yes you turned our conference room into Bambi's nightmare 441 00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,481 Yeah I know 442 00:29:59,514 --> 00:30:02,984 Hey! Listen, do me a favor. Grab some flooring Samples for Olivia all right? 443 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,921 Something durable that cleans up easy 444 00:30:04,955 --> 00:30:08,518 In case we decide to have sex on the floor. - Of course 445 00:30:08,552 --> 00:30:10,600 You're worried she'll vomit? 446 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:13,527 I like her even more when she's mean to me. 447 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,720 You're going to be a law suit 448 00:30:14,753 --> 00:30:15,931 Probably 449 00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:19,326 She gets aggravated though you know When I flirt with other women. That's what it is. 450 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:22,231 You do realize that only happens in pornos 451 00:30:22,265 --> 00:30:23,809 Yeah! The good pornos 452 00:30:23,842 --> 00:30:25,383 I'm gonna give her a shot. 453 00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:28,060 Soon as I'm done letting Olivia Do dirty things to me. 454 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,541 That's going to take a while. Olivia's a bigger slut than you are. 455 00:30:30,574 --> 00:30:32,847 Hey! Are we going to pretend to play Basketball tonight? Or what? 456 00:30:32,881 --> 00:30:35,019 No can do. I've got dinner with Jen 457 00:30:35,053 --> 00:30:37,343 Ahhh! I think I just saw your balls roll by 458 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,811 Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me? 459 00:30:40,663 --> 00:30:41,282 Just crushed it. 460 00:30:41,316 --> 00:30:42,922 Just crushed one of your balls right there. 461 00:30:44,027 --> 00:30:44,652 We'll see. 462 00:30:44,686 --> 00:30:46,387 Call me "ball crusher" from now on 463 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:21,441 So! how'd it go? 464 00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:24,304 Too good. Newpar is sending me To San Francisco 465 00:31:24,338 --> 00:31:26,801 No, no. Not the presentation. Spencer's gift? 466 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,397 What did he say about the trip? 467 00:31:28,431 --> 00:31:30,790 He want's to stay home and eat cobbler 468 00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:32,308 No vacation No French getaway? 469 00:31:33,562 --> 00:31:33,797 No 470 00:31:33,831 --> 00:31:36,732 Who in their right mind? Turns down a vacation like that? 471 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,655 Well you know Spence He's kind of a home body 472 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,313 Okay, Okay...Okay 473 00:31:40,347 --> 00:31:43,523 How long have you two been married? What like three years? 474 00:31:43,557 --> 00:31:44,234 Yeah 475 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,654 Okay That's your problem 476 00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:47,045 I have a problem? 477 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,963 Everyone always talks about the seven year itch 478 00:31:48,997 --> 00:31:51,399 But no one mentions The three year snooze 479 00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:54,208 People get complacent 480 00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:56,068 Get relaxed But you have to be vigilant 481 00:31:56,101 --> 00:32:00,460 Okay otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing Out your "down there" hair you're wearing your fat jeans. 482 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,418 and a pair of Spanx Okay? 483 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:04,621 And the next thing you know. he runs off With a reality TV star named Shawnda Okay? 484 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:06,994 And that's my personal experience. But I'm telling you 485 00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:09,466 You better watch out. Because Shawnda speaks six languages 486 00:32:09,499 --> 00:32:10,831 And one of those languages 487 00:32:10,864 --> 00:32:12,714 Is sex. - Are you going to eat that? 488 00:32:12,748 --> 00:32:14,704 Getting hungz... Super hungz over here. 489 00:32:40,976 --> 00:32:42,284 (receptionist) Peach Plaza Motel 490 00:32:42,318 --> 00:32:46,730 Ah yes. i'm trying to reach a guest named... 491 00:32:46,763 --> 00:32:50,803 Yes uh... 492 00:32:50,837 --> 00:32:55,200 Yes the guest named Annabell Hensler. 493 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:56,854 (receptionist) Just a moment 494 00:33:02,258 --> 00:33:05,490 Well it took you long enough. We need to meet That's not going to happen Annabell 495 00:33:05,523 --> 00:33:09,027 I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie 496 00:33:09,061 --> 00:33:14,213 But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice. You can't just walk away from this game. 497 00:33:14,247 --> 00:33:16,318 I've got a job for you kiddo 498 00:33:16,351 --> 00:33:19,121 I'm out. You're going to have to find somebody Else to clean up your mess 499 00:33:19,154 --> 00:33:22,425 My Mess! If you don't do this job. It'll be your mess. 500 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,701 I'm in room 1-1-4 501 00:33:24,735 --> 00:33:25,860 I'll be waiting for you 502 00:33:25,894 --> 00:33:28,082 Just do what I'm telling you 503 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,372 Hey! 504 00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:34,815 Did you just hang up on someone? 505 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:36,274 No 506 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:43,615 Jenn's tied up at work so I'm supposed to do something nice For your birthday so. Here I am 507 00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:45,241 I'm going to feed you. 508 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,582 Oh boy. That's great 509 00:33:46,615 --> 00:33:48,807 Really. I can just grab something real simple 510 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,287 Are you saying you would rather eat alone? 511 00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:51,647 No 512 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,376 Of course not I... Let's break some bread. 513 00:33:59,548 --> 00:34:00,088 Who's "h"? 514 00:34:02,026 --> 00:34:03,270 My old boss. 515 00:34:03,303 --> 00:34:06,198 Just asked me if I want my old job back 516 00:34:08,232 --> 00:34:10,042 He sent you hugs and kisses 517 00:34:10,076 --> 00:34:11,420 Yup 518 00:34:11,453 --> 00:34:12,974 It's a French thing 519 00:34:13,008 --> 00:34:14,471 You know always kissing... Fruits 520 00:34:14,505 --> 00:34:18,312 I can't take you to dinner dressed like a Street urchin so... 521 00:34:18,346 --> 00:34:21,806 We'll stop by your house and Pick up adult apparel 522 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,796 I'll leave my car here 523 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,644 I will meet you out front. 524 00:34:42,757 --> 00:34:43,905 What's with you? 525 00:34:43,938 --> 00:34:46,846 You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel 526 00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:49,299 Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner 527 00:34:55,498 --> 00:34:57,573 You and Mrs K. still thinking about Going on that cruise? 528 00:34:59,394 --> 00:34:59,600 Yes 529 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,157 Where are you going to go? 530 00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:07,056 I really think that's up to the captain Spencer. 531 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:24,820 What's with you kids? 532 00:35:24,854 --> 00:35:28,428 Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe 533 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,795 I couldn't agree with you more sir. 534 00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:33,732 Did I leave my keys in the truck? 535 00:35:33,766 --> 00:35:35,612 I am not telepathic Spencer 536 00:35:35,646 --> 00:35:38,154 Maybe I'll just... 537 00:35:38,188 --> 00:35:40,183 This is not Candyland Unlocked trucks get stolen 538 00:35:40,215 --> 00:35:43,696 Which is why careful men Use the garage 539 00:35:45,036 --> 00:35:47,313 Thank you sir. 540 00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:58,053 Surprise!!! 541 00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:12,335 I told you I wouldn't throw you a party... 542 00:36:12,368 --> 00:36:15,012 On my birthday Right. Very cute 543 00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:17,420 Not what you were expecting right? 544 00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:18,337 No 545 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:19,060 Okay 546 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,207 All right 547 00:36:20,241 --> 00:36:22,394 I'm going to run upstairs and Change really quick 548 00:36:22,428 --> 00:36:23,765 Okay we'll be down here waiting when you come back. 549 00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:29,830 (drunkenly) Surprise!!! 550 00:36:34,499 --> 00:36:36,605 Good job Daddy 551 00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:43,449 (receptionist) Good evening Peach Plaza Motel -Yes can cou connect me with Annabell Hensler please. 552 00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:44,716 (receptionist) One moment 553 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,875 No answer sir. Would you like to leave a message 554 00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:52,570 No 555 00:36:52,604 --> 00:36:54,340 No. No message 556 00:36:59,512 --> 00:37:00,400 Well I got a lot going on and that so 557 00:37:00,434 --> 00:37:02,912 I don't know if I'm going to make it... < We should hang out more > 558 00:37:02,946 --> 00:37:04,169 We should 559 00:37:04,203 --> 00:37:05,764 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick 560 00:37:05,797 --> 00:37:07,159 Yeah, yeah I'll join you 561 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:09,305 Mama! 562 00:37:09,339 --> 00:37:10,513 Oh sweetheart! 563 00:37:10,546 --> 00:37:11,665 Oh dear 564 00:37:11,699 --> 00:37:15,375 I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over Tomorrow. We can't let you spend your birthday alone. 565 00:37:16,999 --> 00:37:18,319 I've got the block party 566 00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:20,590 We could come with you 567 00:37:20,624 --> 00:37:22,023 Yeah 568 00:37:22,058 --> 00:37:23,317 Perfect 569 00:37:23,351 --> 00:37:24,250 Great 570 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,648 I'm coming you lush! 571 00:37:26,682 --> 00:37:27,924 Oh, Henry might be staying the night < Uh huh > 572 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:32,110 I'm telling you smoke on the water This chick was electrified 573 00:37:32,144 --> 00:37:34,949 Pow! Snap! Pop! Whooo!! 574 00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:36,541 Ha ha ha ha < Okay > 575 00:37:41,534 --> 00:37:42,623 I need to get a fill up < Uh huh > 576 00:37:44,976 --> 00:37:46,760 You got something there you think I might like? 577 00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:47,900 I'll see you guys in a minute 578 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,928 Or something you might like It's your party 579 00:37:49,962 --> 00:37:51,379 You get to have whatever you want 580 00:37:53,045 --> 00:37:53,967 Uhh... Wine? 581 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,117 Having Fun? 582 00:37:55,151 --> 00:37:57,058 I'm uhh... 583 00:37:57,091 --> 00:38:00,525 I'll go open it I'll be here with a birthday kiss when you get back 584 00:38:00,558 --> 00:38:03,638 I just hope that it was a good surprise you know? He seems kind of distracted 585 00:38:03,671 --> 00:38:06,329 He wasn't expecting a house full of people Cut him some slack 586 00:38:06,363 --> 00:38:11,900 Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing. You would Tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it 587 00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:13,639 Cause with things like that. It's just better to know 588 00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:17,083 I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been in my Fat jeans for the last two weeks which.. 589 00:38:17,117 --> 00:38:21,421 May be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler Than go on vacation with me. Oh my God 590 00:38:21,455 --> 00:38:23,516 I really am freaking out. 591 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,893 You got her all freaked out at lunch 592 00:38:26,927 --> 00:38:29,303 Are you still having sex with Spencer? Yes or No? 593 00:38:29,337 --> 00:38:31,231 Yeah all the time 594 00:38:31,264 --> 00:38:32,771 Then your marriage is fine 595 00:38:32,804 --> 00:38:35,585 Guys can we please play charades now? Come on. 596 00:38:46,421 --> 00:38:47,256 Are you sure you're all right? 597 00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:48,251 Yeah yeah, I'm Okay 598 00:38:50,322 --> 00:38:51,329 Watch the steps! 599 00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:53,657 Walk home! He really shouldn't be driving 600 00:38:59,364 --> 00:39:00,543 No no babe. I got it 601 00:39:00,578 --> 00:39:01,638 No honey no. I got it 602 00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:02,882 I'll put the house to bed 603 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:04,013 You've got to start packing 604 00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:06,179 Babe, It's your birthday < I got it > 605 00:39:06,212 --> 00:39:07,582 Are you sure? < yeah > 606 00:39:07,616 --> 00:39:11,750 (snoring) < Okay just do the bare minimum> I'll get the rest in the morning 607 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:12,862 I love you 608 00:39:12,896 --> 00:39:14,034 Thank you I love you 609 00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:15,932 Where are your pants? (snoring) 610 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:44,574 Is something wrong? 611 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:47,178 No, of course not. 612 00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,812 Are you sure? 613 00:39:48,846 --> 00:39:52,754 I mean. Is everything okay between us? 614 00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:55,365 You're kidding, Right? 615 00:39:56,922 --> 00:40:00,510 Come here. Come here This the spot? 616 00:40:03,419 --> 00:40:06,797 Maybe I could skip the Cornfield packing method Just this once 617 00:40:06,831 --> 00:40:09,822 Your flights early You should keep packing 618 00:40:37,823 --> 00:40:38,823 (snoring) 619 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,033 (farts) 620 00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,033 (follow through fart) 621 00:41:00,034 --> 00:41:03,424 I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow I feel terrible missing your birthday 622 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,894 No worries. I've got another one next year 623 00:41:04,928 --> 00:41:06,069 (stifled laughter) 624 00:41:08,311 --> 00:41:09,228 Well hold on 625 00:41:09,262 --> 00:41:11,243 You need your birthday kiss 626 00:41:20,221 --> 00:41:22,488 We don't want the neighbors to get jealous 627 00:41:24,521 --> 00:41:26,625 Throwing a little porno in the driveway 628 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:27,841 Don't want you to be late 629 00:41:27,874 --> 00:41:29,767 For the airport 630 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,290 Miss your flight 631 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:33,443 There we go! 632 00:41:38,035 --> 00:41:38,583 Hey Jen! 633 00:41:38,617 --> 00:41:40,783 Jen! 634 00:41:40,817 --> 00:41:42,810 Hey! Jen < Hey Jackie > 635 00:41:42,843 --> 00:41:45,121 You're up early for a party animal. 636 00:41:45,155 --> 00:41:46,765 Oh yeah. I'm just runnning out to the airport 637 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:51,900 My Dougie says its a good thing that we're such sound sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have 638 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:51,612 An issue with all that noise. 639 00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:58,645 Any who. Douggy wants to talk to Spence about this whole fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having. 640 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:01,362 We don't want to bring lawyers into it Any more than you do right? 641 00:42:01,395 --> 00:42:03,812 But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land 642 00:42:03,845 --> 00:42:09,075 You know, you understand Understand you're gonna have to take it up with Spence right? 643 00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:09,965 Okay? 644 00:42:09,998 --> 00:42:12,840 Thanks Jackie, I'm sorry I'm in a big rush. See you soon 645 00:42:12,874 --> 00:42:13,913 Okay, you're late. 646 00:42:17,064 --> 00:42:18,103 Hey, Did you guys have fun last night? 647 00:42:18,137 --> 00:42:19,598 Oh yeah, it was great 648 00:42:19,632 --> 00:42:21,658 Of course, I'm paying for it this morning 649 00:42:21,691 --> 00:42:24,107 (laughing) You're still taking Spence out tonight though right? 650 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,924 Yes, for the hundredth time 651 00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:26,442 Good 652 00:42:26,476 --> 00:42:28,088 Okay did Daddy promise to be nice to him? 653 00:42:28,122 --> 00:42:31,793 Hmmm... Not in so many words. 654 00:42:32,827 --> 00:42:36,024 Just get yourself on the plane. Let us take care of Spence, Okay? 655 00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:37,943 Okay, well I'll call you When I get to San Francisco 656 00:42:37,977 --> 00:42:38,873 Love you 657 00:42:38,906 --> 00:42:40,025 Love you too dear Bye 658 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,899 (slurps) Mmmmm 659 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,899 (cell phone) 660 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,221 What was that? You or me? 661 00:43:09,778 --> 00:43:10,440 That's me 662 00:43:10,473 --> 00:43:11,541 That's you 663 00:43:14,868 --> 00:43:15,513 You got any milk? 664 00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:16,846 Yeah. 665 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,302 Everything all right? 666 00:43:18,335 --> 00:43:18,960 Yeah 667 00:43:22,697 --> 00:43:26,228 What do I got? I've got some skim milk and... I've got some low fat yogurt 668 00:43:26,262 --> 00:43:29,218 You know what you can do? You can mix the two together 669 00:43:32,434 --> 00:43:33,083 What the hell are you doing man? 670 00:43:33,116 --> 00:43:34,669 You should have seen your face 671 00:43:34,703 --> 00:43:36,966 You almost crapped your pants 672 00:43:36,999 --> 00:43:37,724 Yeah, It's really funn.... 673 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:44,621 What are you doing? 674 00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:45,948 Killing you buddy 675 00:44:06,196 --> 00:44:07,141 Where are you goiing Spence? Huh? 676 00:44:07,175 --> 00:44:10,740 You got a gun upstairs or something? 677 00:44:43,988 --> 00:44:46,618 Surprise! I'm back 678 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:48,859 Spence? 679 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,947 (screaming) 680 00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:56,706 What are you doing!? 681 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,547 Spencer! Stop it! 682 00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,132 Stop! You're hurting him. 683 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,329 I need you to give me something 684 00:45:01,363 --> 00:45:03,709 Stop it. Upstairs, in the bedside table... 685 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,027 There's a Glock .45 < A Glock?! > 686 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,581 A gun! Just go get it! 687 00:45:07,615 --> 00:45:09,447 Why do you have a gun?! < Just get it! > 688 00:45:21,448 --> 00:45:23,133 I'm coming, I'm coming... 689 00:45:23,134 --> 00:45:27,000 I kind of need you to hurry < Okay, Okay, I'm here > 690 00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:31,392 Your job right now. I need you to point the gun at him... And shoot him in the face. 691 00:45:31,425 --> 00:45:33,732 What?! It's a psycotic... 692 00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:40,343 Okay (gun fires) 693 00:45:40,618 --> 00:45:43,272 Oww!! Bitch shot me 694 00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:47,777 What are you crazy?! 695 00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:49,605 You told me to shoot him in the face 696 00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:52,566 I didn't think you were really going to shoot. I was telling you to divert his... 697 00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:55,325 Well then you should have waved or Crossed your fingers or something. 698 00:45:55,359 --> 00:45:57,352 I was a little busy Trying not to die 699 00:45:57,385 --> 00:45:59,735 Oh God, I shot him It's all right he's just knocked out, he's not dead. 700 00:45:59,769 --> 00:46:01,736 It's Okay. I need you to go to the basement 701 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:02,922 And get the duct tape 702 00:46:02,956 --> 00:46:05,522 There's duct tape downstairs Go downstairs and get the duct tape. 703 00:46:05,556 --> 00:46:08,385 I can't move < Come on babe > 704 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:09,080 I can't move! 705 00:46:09,113 --> 00:46:09,631 It's okay 706 00:46:09,664 --> 00:46:10,711 It's okay 707 00:46:10,745 --> 00:46:12,375 It's okay, he's going to be okay 708 00:46:12,409 --> 00:46:14,581 Maybe. 709 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:19,278 Spence? 710 00:46:19,312 --> 00:46:22,356 What is happening? (cell phone) 711 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:26,355 I'm about to find out 712 00:46:26,389 --> 00:46:29,057 Ahhh!!! Owwwww!!! < You're hurting him> 713 00:46:29,091 --> 00:46:31,042 Yeah, I think he'll be all right 714 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:36,177 Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair 715 00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:38,106 You just had it reupholstered right? 716 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:38,934 Yeah 717 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,532 You were under contract 718 00:46:44,565 --> 00:46:45,307 Contract for what? The business? 719 00:46:45,342 --> 00:46:47,760 Somebody hired him To kill me. 720 00:46:49,654 --> 00:46:50,649 Oh my God! 721 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,439 I thought we were friends. 722 00:46:52,472 --> 00:46:55,308 Really? Because you never seemed that invested. 723 00:46:55,341 --> 00:46:57,196 Owww!!! 724 00:46:57,230 --> 00:47:02,273 I covered for you. With every client that we have. I talked a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires 725 00:47:02,306 --> 00:47:07,498 I even drove you to the free clinic when your balls were swollen and you had that fungal thing! 726 00:47:07,532 --> 00:47:11,163 < No, no no no > I helped you bury "Sir Barks-a-lot" 727 00:47:11,197 --> 00:47:13,413 Hey. He was a good dog all right. 728 00:47:13,446 --> 00:47:14,620 Leave him out of this 729 00:47:14,653 --> 00:47:15,996 He couldn't fetch for shit. 730 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:17,164 Spencer 731 00:47:17,198 --> 00:47:17,546 Yeah? 732 00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:20,591 By the end of the day, you're going to be just as dead as he is 733 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,279 You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head 734 00:47:29,173 --> 00:47:29,731 Are you going to faint? 735 00:47:29,765 --> 00:47:32,342 Unless I puke first 736 00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:33,646 Breathe 737 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,858 It's okay 738 00:47:34,892 --> 00:47:36,661 How is this okay? 739 00:47:36,694 --> 00:47:38,707 I'll explain. Just not right now 740 00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:41,701 No you explain now! I want you to explain right now! 741 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,802 (knock on door) 742 00:47:43,803 --> 00:47:44,469 Jen? 743 00:47:45,034 --> 00:47:45,734 Spence? 744 00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:49,461 Hello? 745 00:47:49,494 --> 00:47:52,763 Yeah thats it. Be very quiet 746 00:47:52,797 --> 00:47:54,890 Maybe the other assassin will go away. 747 00:47:54,923 --> 00:47:57,655 (outside) Yoo-hoo < They could be any of your neighbors > 748 00:47:57,689 --> 00:47:59,471 (outside) Come out, come out wherever you are 749 00:47:59,504 --> 00:48:00,409 What? 750 00:48:00,443 --> 00:48:03,082 You didn't think I'd have some competition? 751 00:48:03,116 --> 00:48:07,296 20 million dollars buys a lot of patience (outside) Heloooooo! 752 00:48:08,295 --> 00:48:09,870 I can see your car 753 00:48:09,903 --> 00:48:12,890 Spencer, It's just Jackie Valero 754 00:48:12,924 --> 00:48:14,904 (Jackie) I know you're in there. 755 00:48:14,937 --> 00:48:16,985 She just wants to talk about the property line or something 756 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:18,247 Or... Kill you. 757 00:48:20,282 --> 00:48:23,117 (knock) (Jackie) Hello you two, Hello? 758 00:48:26,924 --> 00:48:27,324 What do we do? 759 00:48:27,357 --> 00:48:28,794 Go 760 00:48:30,514 --> 00:48:35,039 What about him? < Oh No no! > < If I don't, he'll come after us > 761 00:48:35,072 --> 00:48:36,717 He's our friend 762 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:37,303 He's a liar 763 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,748 (gunshots) 764 00:48:52,749 --> 00:48:54,440 Put your seatbelt on < I am, I am > 765 00:48:58,526 --> 00:48:58,965 Jen! 766 00:48:58,998 --> 00:49:00,934 Jen! What's going on? 767 00:49:03,968 --> 00:49:05,314 ... my gun I can tell 768 00:49:05,348 --> 00:49:06,775 Jen, everything all right 769 00:49:18,279 --> 00:49:18,706 Good Morning 770 00:49:22,888 --> 00:49:23,969 Slow Down! 771 00:49:23,970 --> 00:49:25,892 Stop the car right there I am getting out right now! 772 00:49:25,926 --> 00:49:27,144 Sit Down 773 00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:29,384 I have a right to freak out I don't even know who the hell you are! 774 00:49:29,418 --> 00:49:30,113 It's me 775 00:49:30,147 --> 00:49:31,654 I just have a different resume 776 00:49:31,688 --> 00:49:32,827 Who do you work for? 777 00:49:32,861 --> 00:49:34,024 Is it the Mob? 778 00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:36,070 I can't tell you. If I tell you They could kill you too 779 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:41,813 Let's just say that I work for the blah. blah. blah And they gave me a licence to blah 780 00:49:43,391 --> 00:49:45,076 Air. I need air right now 781 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:46,094 All right Honey 782 00:49:46,129 --> 00:49:47,625 It was never my primary directive. 783 00:49:47,658 --> 00:49:52,008 Are we even married? I mean legally married not married in your heart? 784 00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:53,122 I got out in France 785 00:49:53,155 --> 00:49:56,118 I was in a love bubble in France 786 00:50:07,549 --> 00:50:09,115 I've got something for you Spence. 787 00:50:12,022 --> 00:50:14,504 Spread your legs. You are not getting off that easy. 788 00:50:14,538 --> 00:50:17,785 Spread 'Em!! 789 00:50:17,818 --> 00:50:19,770 Here Hold this 790 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:23,391 (gunfire) Hold on 791 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:43,142 He's on my side. He's on my side 792 00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:54,060 Oh cool! Race cars 793 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,584 Damn! 794 00:51:15,585 --> 00:51:16,005 That got him 795 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,050 You okay? 796 00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:19,109 Mmm Hmm 797 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:20,945 He's going to be close behind 798 00:51:32,993 --> 00:51:33,201 Hide 799 00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:34,295 What? 800 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,251 What are you going to do? 801 00:51:40,253 --> 00:51:41,585 I'm going to kill him 802 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,081 (gunfire) 803 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,081 (gunfire) 804 00:52:29,082 --> 00:52:32,081 (coughing) 805 00:52:40,082 --> 00:52:42,081 Whoaaa!!! 806 00:52:42,465 --> 00:52:43,500 (loud crash) 807 00:52:57,082 --> 00:52:57,548 Spence? 808 00:53:02,703 --> 00:53:03,457 Spencer 809 00:53:15,305 --> 00:53:16,216 Get in the truck 810 00:53:17,557 --> 00:53:18,159 Is he...? 811 00:53:18,192 --> 00:53:18,942 Yeah 812 00:53:23,469 --> 00:53:24,185 Start talking. 813 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,017 I was recruited in college Freshman year 814 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,704 Why did they choose you? 815 00:53:34,737 --> 00:53:38,061 They look for independent people. And after my parents passed... 816 00:53:38,094 --> 00:53:39,998 I didn't have any family So... 817 00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:45,420 We've gotta go babe. 818 00:53:48,307 --> 00:53:49,731 You can be pissed at me in the truck 819 00:53:50,764 --> 00:53:51,926 Are you going to kill me too? 820 00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:55,224 Come on. If I was going to kill you, I would have shot you back at the house. 821 00:53:55,257 --> 00:53:56,944 Uh.. that... 822 00:53:56,978 --> 00:53:59,250 Sounded weird I... 823 00:53:59,283 --> 00:54:02,000 Logically, You know that that's true 824 00:54:03,982 --> 00:54:05,000 Okay 825 00:54:11,871 --> 00:54:15,555 Spread 'em. What else do you have down there? 826 00:54:21,009 --> 00:54:22,161 How many people Spencer? 827 00:54:26,402 --> 00:54:27,592 Four 828 00:54:27,169 --> 00:54:28,806 -teen 829 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Fifteen It's fifteen 830 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:37,494 Is fifteen your real number Or is that like when 831 00:54:37,494 --> 00:54:40,375 You ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with and You have to double in and times it by ten? 832 00:54:42,335 --> 00:54:46,566 I didn't do that. I'm just... 833 00:54:47,599 --> 00:54:49,971 And they were all bad guys As far as I know 834 00:54:50,005 --> 00:54:52,098 But it was getting harder to tell 835 00:54:52,132 --> 00:54:54,098 And then I met you 836 00:54:54,132 --> 00:54:57,177 And we fell in love And I got out 837 00:55:03,613 --> 00:55:05,148 My boss reached out to me yesterday 838 00:55:05,182 --> 00:55:07,204 He's staying in a hotel 839 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:10,003 He'll know what's going on 840 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:26,301 Sweetie 841 00:55:26,334 --> 00:55:27,800 Your gun is showing 842 00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:29,127 Where do you expect me to put it? 843 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,030 Have you seen the size of this thing? 844 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,100 (toy squeaks) 845 00:55:40,101 --> 00:55:43,951 (children laughing, playing) 846 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,951 (cell phone ringing) 847 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,490 Oh, It's my Dad. 848 00:55:50,523 --> 00:55:51,235 Should I take it? 849 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,921 (rap ringtone) 850 00:55:59,922 --> 00:56:00,993 I thought you said you were going to change that? 851 00:56:07,638 --> 00:56:08,779 Sweetheart Relax 852 00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:11,554 It's a little early to check on Sprencer Don't you think? 853 00:56:11,588 --> 00:56:14,546 And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel 854 00:56:16,484 --> 00:56:16,824 Yeah 855 00:56:16,857 --> 00:56:17,663 You're right 856 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,856 (knocking on door) 857 00:56:30,857 --> 00:56:31,240 Spence? 858 00:56:31,273 --> 00:56:32,614 I got the... 859 00:56:52,797 --> 00:56:53,055 Easy... 860 00:56:53,089 --> 00:56:55,761 It's my old boss Holbrook 861 00:56:58,491 --> 00:56:59,971 Two to the heart One in the head 862 00:57:00,005 --> 00:57:03,039 It's old school training Had to be an experienced hitter. 863 00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:08,198 Allright. 864 00:57:08,232 --> 00:57:10,409 Judging from his body It happened earlier this morning 865 00:57:11,442 --> 00:57:11,859 It's okay 866 00:57:11,893 --> 00:57:13,115 It's the adrenaline 867 00:57:13,149 --> 00:57:14,456 You're going in a little bit 868 00:57:14,489 --> 00:57:16,596 How can you talk about him lke that? You knew him. 869 00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:18,210 It's my training baby 870 00:57:19,501 --> 00:57:19,924 Sorry 871 00:57:23,724 --> 00:57:24,637 Spence, I can't stay here 872 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,874 I think I'm going to get sick 873 00:57:25,908 --> 00:57:27,922 Just give me a second baby 874 00:57:27,956 --> 00:57:29,382 Gotta have some information 875 00:57:29,415 --> 00:57:30,945 About the target 876 00:57:33,259 --> 00:57:34,698 You already looked there 877 00:57:36,816 --> 00:57:37,601 I'm missing something 878 00:57:43,607 --> 00:57:44,556 It's the watch 879 00:57:44,590 --> 00:57:46,577 It's wrong 880 00:57:46,610 --> 00:57:50,708 He'd never wear anything this flashy Nothing to get noticed 881 00:57:54,092 --> 00:57:54,515 Look at this. 882 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,408 It's broken. Who cares? < No no > 883 00:57:57,441 --> 00:58:00,979 It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something. It's missing. 884 00:58:01,013 --> 00:58:03,375 You're right Someone's taken the drive 885 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:05,810 Okay All right 886 00:58:06,501 --> 00:58:08,588 Let's go 887 00:58:16,730 --> 00:58:18,458 Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook? 888 00:58:20,303 --> 00:58:23,808 No Henry was in agreement untill this morning There was another shooter at the house 889 00:58:23,841 --> 00:58:25,236 I think we need to get out of here 890 00:58:25,296 --> 00:58:26,566 Absolutely 891 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,732 And go to my parents 892 00:58:27,766 --> 00:58:28,898 Yes 893 00:58:28,931 --> 00:58:29,703 No 894 00:58:29,737 --> 00:58:31,679 Yes! My Dad will know what to do 895 00:58:31,713 --> 00:58:35,845 I used to do this for a living okay. We do not Want to involve your parents. And we definitely 896 00:58:35,878 --> 00:58:37,500 Don't need help from your Dad. 897 00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:38,256 Because your plan 898 00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,875 To kill Henry and come see a dead guy. It's not really working out 899 00:58:40,908 --> 00:58:42,060 (sighs) 900 00:58:42,093 --> 00:58:44,095 I should have seen this coming 901 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:46,051 Of course you're going to Rope your parents into this. 902 00:58:46,085 --> 00:58:47,875 Oh! You are a spy And a double agent 903 00:58:47,908 --> 00:58:50,216 But I'm the bad guy because I want to call my parents. Really? 904 00:58:50,249 --> 00:58:54,925 We've been married for three years and we've never been 5 Minutes away from your parents 905 00:58:54,926 --> 00:59:00,000 They're always coming over and you Dad's all "This is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and 906 00:59:00,001 --> 00:59:04,500 "Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way" "Take this piece of coal, Stick it up your keester" 907 00:59:04,501 --> 00:59:07,500 "Squeeze it real tight like we do" "And you'll make a Cornfield diamond" 908 00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:09,072 Now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents 909 00:59:09,073 --> 00:59:10,935 I'm your husband 910 00:59:10,969 --> 00:59:13,548 What are we going to do when we have our own kids? 911 00:59:13,582 --> 00:59:17,000 (vomits) 912 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,916 Jen Jen 913 00:59:19,949 --> 00:59:22,633 If you could just talk to me for a second I take it back I love your parents 914 00:59:22,667 --> 00:59:25,950 I'm sending them a mental hug right now 915 00:59:25,983 --> 00:59:27,998 Spencer! Hey.. you okay? 916 00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:28,894 Yeah, I'm good 917 00:59:28,927 --> 00:59:29,785 Yeah 918 00:59:29,818 --> 00:59:32,869 Your garage. It's it's a wreck 919 00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:35,294 Yeah it was a party foul it... < You do realize we > 920 00:59:35,328 --> 00:59:39,624 Have the block party tonight and its a... It's a real eyesore. 921 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,951 Well then don't look at it Pete! 922 00:59:47,787 --> 00:59:51,065 You can't just run off like that You make it impossible for me to protect you 923 00:59:51,099 --> 00:59:52,688 A little late for protection 924 00:59:56,615 --> 01:00:01,835 Think about it. My emotions are all over the place. I'm Picking up smells that half the K-9 unit would miss 925 01:00:01,869 --> 01:00:04,213 Plus, I pretty much feel like vomitting Every time I breathe 926 01:00:04,247 --> 01:00:05,000 It's been a stressful day 927 01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:06,460 Explain these 928 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,256 Aren't they always that big? 929 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,750 You take the pill every day 930 01:00:14,751 --> 01:00:17,095 I know, But I had strep last month remember? 931 01:00:17,128 --> 01:00:19,261 I had to take a Z pack 932 01:00:19,295 --> 01:00:21,893 Antibiotics knock out the pill. That's why I told you we Had to be careful. 933 01:00:21,926 --> 01:00:24,224 My technique. Not geeting Knocked up. 934 01:00:24,225 --> 01:00:25,272 Okay don't yell at me Sureshot 935 01:00:25,305 --> 01:00:28,060 You're the one who suggested Naked Saturdays 936 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,539 Can I help you? 937 01:00:30,573 --> 01:00:32,435 Stop It. 938 01:00:32,468 --> 01:00:35,116 What? She's staring at us Staring is rude. 939 01:00:35,150 --> 01:00:38,443 Can we just.. We're not in a library here. Let's just pick up the pace 940 01:00:38,444 --> 01:00:40,000 Well they're not all equally accurate okay? 941 01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:43,268 Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so... Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares? 942 01:00:43,301 --> 01:00:45,740 I care. I care Spence. It would be awesome 943 01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:51,085 To know if I am actually making a little being Inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy! 944 01:00:51,119 --> 01:00:54,871 I'm not calling you crazy. The scenario is crazy Standing here is crazy 945 01:00:51,904 --> 01:00:55,498 You know what? You're not helping 946 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,030 Uh... Folks? Could I be of some assistance? 947 01:00:58,903 --> 01:01:00,173 Yes 948 01:01:00,207 --> 01:01:01,908 Yes 949 01:01:01,942 --> 01:01:03,227 You can ahh... uhh... 950 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,543 Kevin 951 01:01:05,576 --> 01:01:08,117 Which one of these is the most accurate? 952 01:01:08,150 --> 01:01:10,672 I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert 953 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,221 Well... 954 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,275 First Response seems to be pretty popular uh... 955 01:01:17,309 --> 01:01:20,767 Can't seem to keep it on the shelf Here you go 956 01:01:23,364 --> 01:01:25,219 Must be your first. Baby 957 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:26,961 Oh. Yeah, yeah 958 01:01:30,936 --> 01:01:32,352 Well, It may be your lucky day 959 01:01:36,037 --> 01:01:36,393 Stop it 960 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,291 Look at that 961 01:01:38,324 --> 01:01:40,421 It's on sale 962 01:01:40,455 --> 01:01:41,648 That's great 963 01:01:45,682 --> 01:01:48,655 Let's go 964 01:01:54,931 --> 01:01:55,784 No judging 965 01:01:55,818 --> 01:02:00,156 I need to follow protocol Report Holbrook's termination 966 01:02:00,188 --> 01:02:02,015 I'll get a safehouse 967 01:02:02,048 --> 01:02:03,661 You'll be protected there 968 01:02:03,696 --> 01:02:05,655 And I can figure out 969 01:02:05,688 --> 01:02:07,269 Who Holbrook's target was 970 01:02:07,301 --> 01:02:09,590 Maybe find out Who set this whole thing in motion 971 01:02:09,623 --> 01:02:12,888 Along as I get to pee on the stick and eat my Delicious jerky. I'm in 972 01:02:12,921 --> 01:02:15,244 Great 973 01:02:15,278 --> 01:02:17,095 Listen. There's one more thing 974 01:02:17,129 --> 01:02:20,704 You can't be upset... I need to steal a car 975 01:02:20,736 --> 01:02:24,700 The truck's shot to shit. 976 01:02:32,079 --> 01:02:33,970 Honey, I'm eating like I just got home from Fat Camp 977 01:02:34,003 --> 01:02:36,035 I'm glad you said it 978 01:02:36,068 --> 01:02:37,974 Really? 979 01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:41,328 Yoou want to poke Mama Bear right now? That seems like a good idea? 980 01:02:41,362 --> 01:02:43,211 Hey you're kind of scary right now. 981 01:02:46,212 --> 01:02:47,751 (over phone) You are a go for contact 982 01:02:47,844 --> 01:02:52,128 This is Zulu one four niner. Sierra one zero zero's been forceably retired 983 01:02:52,129 --> 01:02:55,659 Prior to contact. Please advise a secure Location for briefing 984 01:02:55,693 --> 01:02:58,046 (over phone) Hold for further instructions 985 01:02:58,047 --> 01:03:01,758 Zulu one four niner? 986 01:03:01,759 --> 01:03:02,266 (chuckles) 987 01:03:04,877 --> 01:03:06,112 It's just not very catchy. 988 01:03:06,145 --> 01:03:09,391 Sorry All the cool code names were taken 989 01:03:09,670 --> 01:03:14,275 (over phone) Zulu one four niner. Please confirm your contact and his status. 990 01:03:14,309 --> 01:03:19,165 Sirra one zero zero and his status is dead And I believe his target has put a hit on me 991 01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:22,393 (over phone) Negative Sierra one zero zero has no target 992 01:03:22,427 --> 01:03:26,485 He is no longer an active agent. Please provide Your location and coordina... 993 01:03:32,614 --> 01:03:32,902 What happened? 994 01:03:32,935 --> 01:03:34,416 Something's not right 995 01:03:34,449 --> 01:03:35,308 Where are you going? 996 01:03:35,341 --> 01:03:38,186 To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who Hired him. Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook 997 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:41,302 Oh and you could do your... Pee thing. 998 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:49,927 I got it 999 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,048 I'm in 1000 01:03:52,049 --> 01:04:00,953 Porn...porn...porn.....Poooooorn 1001 01:04:00,954 --> 01:04:03,586 People are so inventive. 1002 01:04:03,621 --> 01:04:07,057 They're like propped up there and... 1003 01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,382 Okay, how weird is this going to get? 1004 01:04:11,416 --> 01:04:13,771 Because there are some things That you can't unsee 1005 01:04:13,804 --> 01:04:16,050 It's a picture of Henry's dog "Sir Barks-a-lot" 1006 01:04:16,084 --> 01:04:17,256 In costume? 1007 01:04:23,215 --> 01:04:23,723 Wait a minute 1008 01:04:23,757 --> 01:04:26,604 Look at the size of these files 1009 01:04:30,684 --> 01:04:31,297 Oh my God 1010 01:04:31,331 --> 01:04:35,095 These are pictures from two years ago 1011 01:04:35,128 --> 01:04:37,541 I mean, This was the first block party we went to 1012 01:04:40,370 --> 01:04:44,000 Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry And God knows who else into my life > 1013 01:04:44,034 --> 01:04:45,059 Our life 1014 01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:50,332 Wait wha... 1015 01:04:53,824 --> 01:04:55,152 I'm pretty sure your Dad took that one 1016 01:04:57,789 --> 01:05:00,000 What is that supposed to mean? 1017 01:05:00,001 --> 01:05:02,935 Yes. An observation about my father And that photo 1018 01:05:04,065 --> 01:05:06,168 Because it's a picture that he took. 1019 01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:08,763 Okay so now my Dad, is a bad guy 1020 01:05:08,797 --> 01:05:09,853 No no no 1021 01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:10,702 You're right 1022 01:05:10,736 --> 01:05:11,997 Because you're a liar... and a hitman 1023 01:05:12,031 --> 01:05:15,304 And everybody probably is too So I bet my Mom's in on it 1024 01:05:15,338 --> 01:05:16,269 And Granny Cornfield 1025 01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:20,746 Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds with The whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!" 1026 01:05:20,781 --> 01:05:24,016 Okay, We are getting into some counter productive Territory here and...I think we should move on to 1027 01:05:24,049 --> 01:05:25,438 Something else Like 1028 01:05:25,471 --> 01:05:28,823 Like... Maybe we should piss on a stick now? That would be a good idea. 1029 01:05:28,857 --> 01:05:31,596 It is a good idea because I do have to pee 1030 01:05:31,630 --> 01:05:33,249 Grab my gun 1031 01:05:33,282 --> 01:05:36,272 You can't just walk out and... 1032 01:05:36,305 --> 01:05:39,191 You are aware that people are trying to kill us 1033 01:05:39,225 --> 01:05:40,067 I really have to go 1034 01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:49,499 Oh for God's sake just turn the light on It's not like there's a lot of places to hide 1035 01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:50,973 Just humour me. 1036 01:05:53,138 --> 01:05:54,655 (scarcastically) Why thanks 1037 01:06:10,397 --> 01:06:12,718 I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me. 1038 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:14,957 Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times 1039 01:06:14,991 --> 01:06:16,878 But there's a little more pressure now don't you think? 1040 01:06:18,879 --> 01:06:21,041 (water running) 1041 01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,041 Better? 1042 01:06:26,042 --> 01:06:26,599 No. 1043 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,460 No...? 1044 01:06:31,461 --> 01:06:35,106 (radio playing "Whoomp there it is") -Ahhhh... 1045 01:06:41,107 --> 01:06:43,031 Honey, can you please just give me one minute 1046 01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:44,559 It's going to take a minute 1047 01:06:44,592 --> 01:06:45,949 You can guard the door 1048 01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:11,073 Hey! 1049 01:07:11,107 --> 01:07:12,247 You're here 1050 01:07:12,281 --> 01:07:13,284 < You're here > 1051 01:07:13,317 --> 01:07:14,437 Oh God look... 1052 01:07:14,470 --> 01:07:16,733 There's a problem with the wind pipe count June 2008 1053 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:20,807 The billing? You might want to take a look at it. 1054 01:07:20,841 --> 01:07:23,148 You know what? Let's forget the billing 1055 01:07:23,182 --> 01:07:25,348 We'll just We'll take care of it on Monday 1056 01:07:25,382 --> 01:07:26,782 Are you sure? 1057 01:07:26,815 --> 01:07:27,479 Yeah 1058 01:07:27,513 --> 01:07:29,370 Okay 1059 01:07:29,404 --> 01:07:30,062 Great 1060 01:08:00,085 --> 01:08:01,418 Spence? 1061 01:08:47,186 --> 01:08:48,725 Spence? 1062 01:09:26,689 --> 01:09:27,871 Hey. You, you... Stop it 1063 01:09:27,905 --> 01:09:29,970 Stop it 1064 01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:37,651 Honey, I don't know how... it's not It's not shooting 1065 01:09:55,952 --> 01:09:56,364 Are you okay? 1066 01:10:00,954 --> 01:10:02,234 Hey Are you all right? 1067 01:10:03,819 --> 01:10:05,315 I'm out of ammo 1068 01:10:08,626 --> 01:10:10,015 Bullets before babies huh? 1069 01:10:12,048 --> 01:10:13,599 Ammo's kind of important right now 1070 01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:16,898 What's it say? 1071 01:10:20,265 --> 01:10:21,294 What's two bars mean? 1072 01:10:23,205 --> 01:10:24,432 Hey You've got to translate this for me 1073 01:10:28,465 --> 01:10:30,159 Am I going to be a Dad? 1074 01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:31,451 I'm going to be a Mother 1075 01:10:31,484 --> 01:10:33,596 But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father 1076 01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,451 .أعرف بأنكِ مستائة 1077 01:10:44,485 --> 01:10:46,050 Jen, Jen... I know you're upset 1078 01:10:46,084 --> 01:10:47,694 And you have every right to be But I can't change who I was 1079 01:10:47,728 --> 01:10:48,766 Where does that leave us? 1080 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,141 We'll figure it out 1081 01:10:51,175 --> 01:10:52,921 How? How? 1082 01:10:54,477 --> 01:10:55,434 Tell me how? 1083 01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:56,659 And I will stay 1084 01:11:03,652 --> 01:11:04,433 It's over Spence 1085 01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:09,249 I know you don't want this to be over 1086 01:11:09,283 --> 01:11:12,258 What I wanted stopped mattering The moment I saw those two bars 1087 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,343 Where are you going? 1088 01:11:25,344 --> 01:11:30,270 Jen....Jen Jen! 1089 01:11:45,271 --> 01:11:49,270 (horn blaring) -oh... Olivia! 1090 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:55,270 (cell phone) 1091 01:12:01,271 --> 01:12:02,603 Henry, Who is calling you? 1092 01:12:07,604 --> 01:12:09,628 You've got to be kidding me 1093 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,628 (horn honks) 1094 01:12:13,629 --> 01:12:14,799 Hey Spence, I've got a package for you 1095 01:12:19,154 --> 01:12:19,634 Relax buddy 1096 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,046 Try a little decaf 1097 01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:22,836 Come on around the other side for me. 1098 01:12:30,837 --> 01:12:33,484 I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan 1099 01:12:33,485 --> 01:12:36,306 Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh? 1100 01:12:40,842 --> 01:12:42,248 I just need your signature on the top there 1101 01:12:43,282 --> 01:12:45,088 Pen? 1102 01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,207 I think I got him 1103 01:13:16,241 --> 01:13:17,581 Yeah you got him 1104 01:13:17,616 --> 01:13:21,141 Oh God, I'm glad you're okay 1105 01:13:21,174 --> 01:13:23,948 God look at the windshield You must have really pissed him off 1106 01:13:35,614 --> 01:13:38,408 Is anyone... Not trying to kill me? 1107 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:18,302 Thanks 1108 01:14:22,023 --> 01:14:22,554 Let's go steal a car 1109 01:14:28,006 --> 01:14:28,685 So what do we do now? 1110 01:14:28,719 --> 01:14:30,777 I don't know 1111 01:14:33,810 --> 01:14:34,855 Maybe some couples councilling 1112 01:14:37,331 --> 01:14:38,451 No 1113 01:14:38,485 --> 01:14:39,597 Now 1114 01:14:39,631 --> 01:14:41,843 Spencer What to we do? Right now. 1115 01:14:41,876 --> 01:14:42,766 Right now Right 1116 01:14:42,799 --> 01:14:46,264 Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a Go bag. We've got money,weapons, passports. We're set 1117 01:14:46,297 --> 01:14:49,658 Why exactly do we have a go bag Spencer? 1118 01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:50,930 Did you know this was going to happen? 1119 01:14:50,964 --> 01:14:53,373 No. I didn't know 1120 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:54,953 You're lying 1121 01:14:54,987 --> 01:14:56,670 You are lying 1122 01:14:56,704 --> 01:14:58,707 Am I telling you everything? -No. 1123 01:14:58,740 --> 01:14:59,832 I'm not telling you everything -Okay 1124 01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:02,221 But we're married That's what married people do honey. 1125 01:15:02,254 --> 01:15:06,179 They lie to each other. They tell people things that aren't true to keep them 1126 01:15:06,212 --> 01:15:11,795 Safe. And to protect one another when they ask things like If they have their Mother's arms 1127 01:15:14,111 --> 01:15:16,043 Not that you have your Mother's arms I'm not... 1128 01:15:16,076 --> 01:15:18,755 You lie to me. The first time We met. < No I Didn't!> 1129 01:15:19,590 --> 01:15:20,855 Unless your Dad is a Russian pervert? 1130 01:15:20,889 --> 01:15:22,706 Well I came clean about that 1131 01:15:22,740 --> 01:15:23,572 You didn't 1132 01:15:23,605 --> 01:15:25,106 You did not come clean 1133 01:15:25,139 --> 01:15:27,675 Did too. I told you... I can't help that you were sleeping. 1134 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:29,766 I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person 1135 01:15:30,809 --> 01:15:33,315 For all I know You heard everything I said. 1136 01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:34,718 Based on what? 1137 01:15:34,752 --> 01:15:36,874 Based on... Your leg.... Was twitching 1138 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:39,264 God you know this is perfect This is just perfect 1139 01:15:39,297 --> 01:15:43,192 You couldn't have been just hiding Tranny porn in the Crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husand Murray? 1140 01:15:45,336 --> 01:15:46,076 Really? Murray? 1141 01:15:46,110 --> 01:15:49,455 No no no no you... Had to be a spy 1142 01:15:49,489 --> 01:15:53,676 I can't believe I married a spy. What am I? Pussy Galore? 1143 01:15:53,710 --> 01:15:55,602 (chuckles) Not that I know of. 1144 01:15:55,637 --> 01:15:56,968 Excuse me? 1145 01:15:57,002 --> 01:16:00,329 You're going to complain now about our sex life? Is that what you're doing? 1146 01:16:00,363 --> 01:16:01,754 I'm not going to complain about our sex... 1147 01:16:01,788 --> 01:16:04,412 Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now! 1148 01:16:04,445 --> 01:16:06,574 No! We're going to my parents We are going to my parents! 1149 01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:07,961 I'm taking us to my parents house Yes! 1150 01:16:07,994 --> 01:16:09,350 We are not going to your parents house 1151 01:16:09,383 --> 01:16:10,660 Yes we are I said YES! 1152 01:16:10,693 --> 01:16:11,914 Listen to me 1153 01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:14,820 We can not go to your parents You have to trust me 1154 01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:16,982 I love you 1155 01:16:17,017 --> 01:16:23,299 And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of Finding a car. I need you to point it at the house and 1156 01:16:23,332 --> 01:16:24,734 Step on it 1157 01:16:24,768 --> 01:16:27,011 Okay -Fine 1158 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,682 I'm stepping on it and it's not... 1159 01:16:32,390 --> 01:16:33,712 It's not going...It's 1160 01:16:33,745 --> 01:16:34,957 Stopping actually It's starting to... 1161 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,219 Not go. 1162 01:16:55,245 --> 01:16:57,819 Didn't notice the uhh... Blinking fuel light? 1163 01:16:57,853 --> 01:16:59,738 You're right 1164 01:16:59,772 --> 01:17:03,325 I apologize. Topping off the tank Should have been my first priority 1165 01:17:09,575 --> 01:17:10,105 Run 1166 01:17:22,593 --> 01:17:23,075 Go! 1167 01:17:31,936 --> 01:17:32,786 Darn It! 1168 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:40,331 It's locked 1169 01:17:41,363 --> 01:17:42,478 I missed.. 1170 01:17:42,512 --> 01:17:44,570 Really? 1171 01:17:57,113 --> 01:17:59,832 20 Million!!! 1172 01:18:12,450 --> 01:18:14,122 God those Volvo's are amazing 1173 01:18:20,271 --> 01:18:21,111 Shit! 1174 01:18:21,145 --> 01:18:23,486 Stay close Keep moving 1175 01:18:34,267 --> 01:18:34,812 Walnut muffin? 1176 01:18:58,507 --> 01:18:59,823 Hi guys! Spence Spence Jen Jen 1177 01:18:59,855 --> 01:19:02,150 Jen Jen Where are you guys going? 1178 01:19:02,184 --> 01:19:05,547 They've got corn dogs The've got regular. And they've got bacon covered 1179 01:19:05,581 --> 01:19:08,858 Honey! There's no wat she's packing heat 1180 01:19:08,891 --> 01:19:10,474 You'd be surprised where people hide stuff 1181 01:19:11,507 --> 01:19:13,823 Guys can I use the bathroom in you house? 1182 01:19:14,857 --> 01:19:15,906 Number one. 1183 01:19:15,939 --> 01:19:18,821 Where is the go bag? In the office 1184 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:23,737 Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath The carpet and the combination's our anniversary 1185 01:19:23,770 --> 01:19:25,071 Where are you going? 1186 01:19:25,104 --> 01:19:26,294 To get the guns. 1187 01:19:27,738 --> 01:19:29,115 Oh, to get the guns More guns 1188 01:19:29,148 --> 01:19:30,356 That's great 1189 01:19:57,230 --> 01:19:58,539 Rotilda Walfredsson? 1190 01:19:58,572 --> 01:20:00,881 Ooh, I'm Swedish 1191 01:20:07,483 --> 01:20:08,045 Spence? 1192 01:20:09,876 --> 01:20:10,974 Spencer Is that you? 1193 01:20:24,538 --> 01:20:24,918 Spence? 1194 01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:28,774 Spencer Is that you? 1195 01:20:35,746 --> 01:20:36,318 Oh God! 1196 01:20:36,351 --> 01:20:37,817 Mom. 1197 01:20:37,850 --> 01:20:40,740 Hey, You know,.. It is actually not a great time. 1198 01:20:40,774 --> 01:20:42,032 You think? 1199 01:20:46,933 --> 01:20:47,611 Kristen? 1200 01:20:49,292 --> 01:20:50,782 You know... That actually kind of makes sense 1201 01:20:50,816 --> 01:20:53,632 (laughter) Lower your gun! Or it's last call for Mommy. 1202 01:21:19,727 --> 01:21:21,166 I told you She's not a nice girl 1203 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,003 You told her that? 1204 01:21:22,037 --> 01:21:23,090 That's very rude 1205 01:21:28,219 --> 01:21:29,374 God damn it! Who is up there? 1206 01:21:29,407 --> 01:21:29,890 I don't know. 1207 01:21:29,924 --> 01:21:32,458 If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect Before I have the chance to... 1208 01:21:32,491 --> 01:21:34,066 I will kill you both 1209 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:37,628 On principal Lower your gun, Now! 1210 01:21:46,390 --> 01:21:46,856 Check it out. 1211 01:22:01,841 --> 01:22:03,542 Just let my Mom go, okay I am all the leverage you need 1212 01:22:03,575 --> 01:22:07,859 I didn't spend the last three years Listening to you babble incessively 1213 01:22:07,892 --> 01:22:09,913 About your perfect little life 1214 01:22:09,946 --> 01:22:11,349 To F it all up now 1215 01:22:11,383 --> 01:22:13,917 So get in the living room Both of you 1216 01:22:13,951 --> 01:22:15,694 Let's go 1217 01:22:17,377 --> 01:22:17,774 Let's go 1218 01:22:20,089 --> 01:22:20,822 Turn around 1219 01:22:20,856 --> 01:22:21,579 Come here dear 1220 01:22:21,612 --> 01:22:22,510 Come on 1221 01:22:25,614 --> 01:22:27,238 You okay? Are you all right? 1222 01:22:27,239 --> 01:22:28,631 Jen 1223 01:22:28,665 --> 01:22:30,684 To be fair We did have some good times 1224 01:22:30,719 --> 01:22:31,100 Yeah 1225 01:22:32,101 --> 01:22:36,798 Remember when... (gunshots) 1226 01:22:36,799 --> 01:22:37,784 Oh, there you are dear. 1227 01:22:37,785 --> 01:22:40,103 (cell phone ringing) 1228 01:22:42,104 --> 01:22:42,967 Answer the phone sir 1229 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,359 My dead best friend wants to let you know That your target's still alive 1230 01:22:47,392 --> 01:22:49,758 Stand down Spencer 1231 01:22:49,792 --> 01:22:51,359 Whoa, hey... Guys 1232 01:22:51,392 --> 01:22:53,171 He killed Holbrook 1233 01:22:53,204 --> 01:22:55,059 Two to the heart One to the head. Remember? 1234 01:22:59,924 --> 01:23:01,225 And then he pulled the trigger on me 1235 01:23:03,644 --> 01:23:04,556 Daddy Is that true? 1236 01:23:04,589 --> 01:23:08,578 I put sleepers in your life Because I didn't trust your husband 1237 01:23:08,611 --> 01:23:10,808 I hoped I'd never have to use it 1238 01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:15,232 It's the flash drive from Holbrooks watch 1239 01:23:15,265 --> 01:23:17,579 It's all there His old boss turned dirty. 1240 01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:21,280 And in you office... When I saw that card with his name on it. 1241 01:23:21,314 --> 01:23:24,399 I knew you were back in the game And you were coming after me 1242 01:23:28,693 --> 01:23:30,173 So I activated the killers 1243 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:32,650 I'm not trying to kill you sir. 1244 01:23:32,684 --> 01:23:35,017 Why don't you tell her about Nice Where you tried to blow me up 1245 01:23:35,051 --> 01:23:36,580 How did you know about Nice? 1246 01:23:36,614 --> 01:23:38,535 I was supposed to be on that helicopter 1247 01:23:38,570 --> 01:23:41,147 When I saw you I didn't go 1248 01:23:44,386 --> 01:23:49,263 You said you got out when we met in France You said you were in the love bubble. 1249 01:23:49,296 --> 01:23:50,049 I got out 1250 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,675 I'm out 1251 01:23:51,709 --> 01:23:53,428 Just look at him Does he look like he's out? 1252 01:23:53,461 --> 01:23:54,821 It was my last job 1253 01:23:54,855 --> 01:23:57,290 I'm out I got out 1254 01:23:58,943 --> 01:23:59,817 For us 1255 01:24:02,421 --> 01:24:03,555 And I'm never going back 1256 01:24:18,283 --> 01:24:19,038 So.. 1257 01:24:19,071 --> 01:24:20,636 You are not a pilot. 1258 01:24:23,695 --> 01:24:28,978 Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging Bullets all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby 1259 01:24:29,011 --> 01:24:30,070 You have a baby? 1260 01:24:30,104 --> 01:24:31,210 No I'm going to 1261 01:24:31,244 --> 01:24:32,364 Ohh!! I knew it 1262 01:24:32,398 --> 01:24:33,952 (laughter) Let's celebrate 1263 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,250 I'm going to be a Grandpa? 1264 01:24:35,282 --> 01:24:36,238 Yes 1265 01:24:41,129 --> 01:24:41,382 Oh God! 1266 01:24:45,290 --> 01:24:45,565 Oh my God 1267 01:24:47,022 --> 01:24:47,764 And you are the father? 1268 01:24:47,798 --> 01:24:49,498 Oh for God's sakes Dad 1269 01:24:59,890 --> 01:25:00,387 Okay 1270 01:25:00,421 --> 01:25:01,467 Okay 1271 01:25:01,501 --> 01:25:03,391 This would be a great time for a trust circle 1272 01:25:03,425 --> 01:25:04,684 A trust circle? 1273 01:25:04,717 --> 01:25:06,302 Yes 1274 01:25:06,335 --> 01:25:09,263 Let's do that okay 1275 01:25:09,297 --> 01:25:11,340 Let's gather everybody Dad, pull up a chair 1276 01:25:11,373 --> 01:25:12,255 Mother Join us 1277 01:25:12,288 --> 01:25:13,510 O...kay 1278 01:25:13,543 --> 01:25:15,925 Okay 1279 01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:17,380 I don't do Trust circles 1280 01:25:17,414 --> 01:25:19,945 I know Mother, But I think that this is Neccesary. Humour me. 1281 01:25:19,979 --> 01:25:21,139 Okay 1282 01:25:21,173 --> 01:25:23,183 I finally understand 1283 01:25:23,216 --> 01:25:26,510 That I am not to blame For this dynamic, okay? 1284 01:25:26,543 --> 01:25:27,716 You are 1285 01:25:27,749 --> 01:25:36,434 And you need to own that. I need to own the fact that I Unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father 1286 01:25:37,923 --> 01:25:38,958 A liar 1287 01:25:38,992 --> 01:25:40,210 So... 1288 01:25:40,244 --> 01:25:45,071 If any of you want to ever see this kid. This is what's going to happen 1289 01:25:45,105 --> 01:25:45,992 Okay 1290 01:25:46,025 --> 01:25:48,822 There will be No more lying 1291 01:25:48,856 --> 01:25:51,272 No more.. Stealing cars or... 1292 01:25:51,305 --> 01:25:52,937 Hiding weapons in the furniture 1293 01:25:52,970 --> 01:25:56,167 And I never want to see you two try to kill each other again Okay, In fact... 1294 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,671 There will be no more killing 1295 01:25:57,705 --> 01:26:00,250 I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly! 1296 01:26:00,283 --> 01:26:00,829 Okay 1297 01:26:00,863 --> 01:26:01,783 All Right 1298 01:26:01,817 --> 01:26:03,707 Are we all together on this? 1299 01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:04,239 Yeah... 1300 01:26:04,273 --> 01:26:05,147 Great job baby 1301 01:26:07,768 --> 01:26:09,041 Is there anything else? 1302 01:26:09,075 --> 01:26:12,067 That I need to Or should know 1303 01:26:13,716 --> 01:26:14,009 Anyone 1304 01:26:15,868 --> 01:26:16,213 Spencer 1305 01:26:18,246 --> 01:26:20,529 English is not my first language 1306 01:26:22,530 --> 01:26:24,818 (speaking Japanese) 1307 01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:36,256 Oh. Oh. And also... The third week that we were together 1308 01:26:36,290 --> 01:26:38,386 You said I love you 1309 01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:45,986 In your sleep. And I didn't tell you because I wanted To be the one who said it first. 1310 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,649 So... 1311 01:26:51,751 --> 01:26:52,244 Thank you honey 1312 01:26:54,406 --> 01:26:55,077 Mom? 1313 01:26:58,345 --> 01:27:03,606 Dear. You remember that time that, I took you and Your little friend for a boat ride? 1314 01:27:04,988 --> 01:27:05,351 No 1315 01:27:05,980 --> 01:27:06,418 No? 1316 01:27:07,142 --> 01:27:09,472 Well forget it then We're good 1317 01:27:11,279 --> 01:27:12,409 Okay 1318 01:27:12,443 --> 01:27:15,306 Okay Fine 1319 01:27:15,593 --> 01:27:19,344 In addition to planting killers in your life And secrectly working for a government agency 1320 01:27:19,377 --> 01:27:21,443 I would like to admit 1321 01:27:22,444 --> 01:27:24,000 (knock on door) 1322 01:27:25,001 --> 01:27:27,876 Yoo Hoo! 1323 01:27:29,877 --> 01:27:30,674 Jen! 1324 01:27:30,707 --> 01:27:34,993 We need to talk about that darn property line 1325 01:27:35,026 --> 01:27:38,004 (laughter) (friendly) Hi Jen... 1326 01:27:44,012 --> 01:27:44,426 Sweetie? 1327 01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:46,366 I don't think she was a killer 1328 01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:47,584 Oh, I know 1329 01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:56,990 Red wire crosses blue Good as new 1330 01:27:57,024 --> 01:28:00,260 Blue crosses red. Good as dead I know. It's my saying 1331 01:28:00,293 --> 01:28:02,701 That's not your saying, That's my saying You copied me. 1332 01:28:02,734 --> 01:28:05,506 I did not copy... I have not copied you a day in my life 1333 01:28:06,843 --> 01:28:07,507 Really? 1334 01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:09,000 I think it's coming in nice Don't you? 1335 01:28:09,222 --> 01:28:10,544 No. 1336 01:28:12,545 --> 01:28:13,564 Well he likes it. 1337 01:28:13,598 --> 01:28:14,685 Don't you buddy? 1338 01:28:14,718 --> 01:28:19,074 You like Daddy's mustache don't you? Don't you like that mustache? 1339 01:28:19,107 --> 01:28:20,400 How's my little big guy doing? 1340 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:24,910 Great. Except for your Dad thinks I'm copying him which I'm not Will you please tell him I'm not copying him. 1341 01:28:24,944 --> 01:28:27,534 (laughter) Sorry sweetie Every girl marrys her Father 1342 01:28:27,567 --> 01:28:29,133 Oh that's not gross 1343 01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:30,525 I certainly did 1344 01:28:30,558 --> 01:28:32,419 Oh my Father was one handsome man. 1345 01:28:32,453 --> 01:28:36,754 Well built,.. Rippling muscles. His mustache was a lot larger than yours though 1346 01:28:36,788 --> 01:28:39,969 Thick! like a Vulcan forest 1347 01:28:40,003 --> 01:28:43,161 But you're here to babysit, not creep me out So if you wouldn't mind 1348 01:28:43,194 --> 01:28:44,291 Oh Hi! 1349 01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:47,947 Yeah Grandma's a little scary 1350 01:28:51,322 --> 01:28:53,482 Maybe it's too soon. Maybe we should just stay 1351 01:28:53,515 --> 01:28:56,238 No no. It's not too soon We're not staying. It's date night 1352 01:28:56,272 --> 01:28:58,539 We're going to go out. It's going to be great. I'm wearing my skinny jeans 1353 01:28:58,573 --> 01:29:00,658 Don't worry Spencer You can trust us 1354 01:29:05,687 --> 01:29:07,099 If we can't trust them Who can we trust right? 1355 01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,223 Right 1356 01:29:08,414 --> 01:29:15,903 Bye Buddy! subs by greeneagle5 Subscene rules