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- Move!
- Let's go, let's go!
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We did it, right?
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Whoa! What the hell are you doing?
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- G-Girl!
- It's G-Girl!
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Gun!
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G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!
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Wow. If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?
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The ability to blow myself.
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That's quite a visual.
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- But wouldn't it seem a little...
- Gay?
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- No, not at all. Think about it.
- Yeah, really? It seems that way.
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Oh, dude. Check her out.
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Ooh. Wow.
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What do we have here?
Kind of uptight librarian on the outside,
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ready to rumble on the inside.
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- Go ask her out.
- No. I'm not ready yet. I can't.
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Oh, Matt. You're killing me.
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Your last insane girlfriend dumped you,
like, six months ago.
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I would have ploughed my way
through half of SoHo by now.
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That's cos you're soulless and shallow.
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It is a blessing.
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Go over there. Talk to her. Do it.
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- Matt, say hi. Give me your bag. Come on.
- OK, OK.
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Yes.
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All out. Be strong. Breathe.
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Eye of the tiger.
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Hi.
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Excuse me. I know I don't really know you,
but you look like a very interesting person,
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so at the risk of totally humiliating myself,
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I thought perhaps sometime
I might buy you a cup...
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No!
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It doesn't have to be a cup of coffee. It could
be whatever you want. A cup of anything.
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Juice? Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Somebody stop that guy!
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That's right. You better run, asshole!
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Keep running, my man!
You don't want any of this. Keep running.
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Yeah!
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- What did you call me?
- Oh, shit!
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What did you call me?
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Idiot.
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-
- Come on! Get out of there.
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Let's go! I know you're in there.
Get out of there!
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Whoa!
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Hey. How about it, huh?
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So how about that cup of coffee?
Or it could be something more substantial.
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- Like dinner?
- Yeah. That'd be great.
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- Matt Saunders.
- Jenny Johnson.
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Jenny Johnson. Wonderful name.
You got the whole alliteration thing going.
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I grew up with a guy named
Francis Freddie Friedman.
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A bit of a klepto, not the kind of guy you'd
want over if you had spare cash laying out.
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Yeah, right. Right.
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So, um... May I get your number?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't give it out.
Privacy issues. I'll take yours, though.
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- OK. Actually, I don't think I have a pen.
- I do.
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Thanks. Isn't this something women do
just to blow off losers?
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Yes, women do do that.
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But that's not how I blow off losers.
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Hey, Saunders, heads up.
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- Oh, you have bad reflexes.
- You know, you're a danger in the workplace.
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Do you have the bathroom layouts
for the Beijing presentation?
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- I'll take a look at those.
- I finished them up last night.
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- Hey, Hannah.
- Hey, Vaughn.
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- Looks good.
- Thank you.
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What about... Is this OK?
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It's a bit tight,
but I talked to the structural engineer...
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- How's your boyfriend? Isn't his name Rick?
- Steve. He's good.
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He just got back from Milan. Look at this.
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- Milan?
- Yes, his new Joe Boxer ad campaign.
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Wow. He's buff. Are you into that?
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I would think this is more your style.
What do you think?
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Two months in a gym, a personal trainer and
the right steroids, I look like that or better.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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- What are you doing?!
- Huh?
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Hey, Carla. Nothing. Just reshelving
some reference material, trying to stay ahead.
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- You were staring at her butt.
- He was?
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- No. No, I was not.
- Yes, he was.
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Hannah, as you know, we have
a zero-tolerance policy for this behaviour.
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I actually read that memo twice. I got it.
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You should be familiar with this part.
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Would you like to file a grievance
at this time?
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Um... I don't think so, Carla.
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Because, as your supervisor, I am officially
giving you that opportunity right now.
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And I thank you for that,
but I think I'm just gonna let this one slide.
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That's completely your decision.
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- Will you sign a statement to that effect?
- Sure. Yes.
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- You are lucky this time, Mr Bottom Watcher.
-
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- Hello?
- Matt? Hey. It's Jenny Johnson.
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- Hey, Jenny. I wasn't sure I'd hear from you.
- So are we still on for dinner?
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- Dinner? Absolutely. That sounds great.
- Is that a girl? A real, live girl?
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A great new Indian place on Madison
just opened up. Eight o'clock?
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Indian? Love it. I'll see you tomorrow night.
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OK. Great. See you. Bye.
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Saunders! Do you have a date?
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Got a date. And it's a hot one.
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So the assistant curatorjob's
really perfect for me.
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I was an art history major in college.
It's the only thing I'm good at.
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At least, the only thing I'm good at
I can make any money off.
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- That sounded like I was talking about sex.
- No. No, it didn't.
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Believe me, I didn't mean sex.
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- I mean, I am good at sex.
- I'm sure you are.
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- Now it sounds like I'm bragging.
- No, no.
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I think I'm good at sex.
I don't know, you decide.
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Me?
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But not tonight. It's our first date.
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Yeah.
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So what do you do?
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I'm a project manager at a design firm.
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We design and build private estates,
libraries, hotels, that sort of thing.
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- Yeah, right now, we're...
-
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- I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?
- What?
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No. No. Um...
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I was just trying to listen to something.
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I don't hear anything.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I have to go to the bathroom.
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Sure.
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- Yo, how's it going?
- Well, she's a talker, yeah.
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- Only question is, will you sleep with her?
- That's the only question, huh?
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Yes. I'm notjust talking about your date
tonight. I am talking about life in general.
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- That is the only question.
- What's going on there?
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Uh, some big fire at 73rd and Broadway.
Everything's burning.
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- Is anyone hurt?
- I don't know. Probably.
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It's blocking my way to the gym.
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My thoughts are with you
in this time of crisis.
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Wow! Oh, man!
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- What's going on?
- It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing.
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Are you serious? You lucky SOB.
I've never even seen her in person.
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How does she look?
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She looks...
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- What?
- Blurry. But still pretty hot.
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Yeah? What's she doing now?
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She's spinning around
like one of those things that spins.
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Amazing. That's unbelievable.
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Yeah. It's so cool.
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- Oh!
-
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Yes. That's it, show's over.
She put the fire out. Fantastic.
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G-Girl! G-Girl!
G- Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!
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Oh! OK.
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And she's gone.
Flew off into the sunset. Amazing.
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Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think
they call her G-Girl?
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I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?
I'm not really sure.
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What do you think about "good kisser"?
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I can't believe I missed that.
I'm eating Indian food.
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Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman".
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- What about "G-spot"?
- I gotta go. Bye.
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Whoo!
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Huge line. Sorry.
It was a really, really long line.
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- You got a little something on your chin.
- What? Oh. Oh.
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- I hate when that happens.
- When what happens?
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Mystery smudges.
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- Gotta go to the bathroom.
- Um... You didn'tjust go to the bathroom?
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Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.
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- She sounds like a nutcase.
- So you're saying she's perfect for me?
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Crazy women are attracted to you.
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It's like you give off a scent.
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You should do a background check on her.
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What do you think? Shall we
keep these walls brick or make it stucco?
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- Did you kick the plug?
- I don't know.
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- Let me handle this one.
- All right.
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- Don't do that.
- Don't do what? What are you talking about?
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You mean this?
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Hey!
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Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't
think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me.
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Hey! What the hell's going on here?
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- Oh, no. Sorry, her...
- Steve.
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Her computer had gone down.
I was plugging it back in.
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- I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.
- Oh. None taken.
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- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
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- Not here!
- Sorry.
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See, Saunders? You need to be with someone
who appreciates you, like Steve here.
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Yeah. I'm looking for Mr Right.
Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up.
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- Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.
- This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times.
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- Oh, right, right. Sorry.
- It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person.
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When I was growing up, I'd come down
to breakfast and Mom would scream,
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call the cops on me.
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- It's ajoke, right? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- It's a good one. Got me back.
- Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch.
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Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble.
Do not call her.
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- OK, we're done.
- What happened? We just started.
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That's it. No. I got a twinge.
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Dude, you should definitely call her back.
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- Yeah? You think I should?
- Oh, yeah.
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Cos she's good to go.
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And you haven't gone in six months.
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Oh, yes. Plus, what's the downside?
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I don't know. She seems a little, uh...
She's neurotic, you know. And distant.
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That's good. That's a good thing.
Neurotic and distant is a very good thing.
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Yeah, neurotic women are hellcats in bed.
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Plus, if she's distant,
you're both in it for the same thing.
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Coitus maximus.
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There's no, "Could she be the one? I'm falling
hard for her" kind of crap to get in the way.
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It' s just pure carnal nirvana.
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- Your argument's repugnant and intriguing.
- That's kind of my thing.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hi. Oh, wow. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- A rose.
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Different colour roses mean different things.
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Red ones mean passion or love,
so this is great.
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But I'm not saying I think
you're telling me that you love me.
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I mean, it's absurdly early for that.
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But you never know. Maybe someday.
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Or never. No pressure.
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Let me get us a cab. Taxi.
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Taxi!
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00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,651
Hey, it's stopping.
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Here we go.
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You OK?
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At least we got a ride.
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Can we stop by the gallery?
We opened a new show.
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Sounds great.
Hey, thanks for stopping. Appreciate it.
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Wow.
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Wonder what she's looking at.
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Ouch! That's gotta hurt.
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So what do you think?
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It's interesting. And a little disturbing.
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I know. It's surprising
how frightening things attract us.
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Matt, I have to help people every day,
and nobody's ever helped me except you.
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You're my hero.
220
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I'm sorry. What is it? Tell me.
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It's your tongue. You're using it all wrong.
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- What are you talking about?
- You shouldn't stick it out like a dead fish.
223
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You're supposed to flick it a little.
224
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I think that I was flicking it, wasn't I?
I was doing that.
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- No. Not enough.
- Really?
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I'm not used to having my tongue skills
critiqued like this, OK?
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Maybe not to your face.
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Oh, man.
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Let me help you.
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Close your eyes.
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Now do what I do.
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So, uh... this is my place.
I redesigned the space when I bought it.
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- It's nice.
- Thank you.
234
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This is the dining room.
Doesn't get a lot of use.
235
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,060
- Well, I could help with that.
- OK.
236
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,371
This is my fish. That's Biggie Smalls.
237
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,530
Hi, Biggie.
238
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:10,010
He's... he's never met a woman before.
239
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,653
Well, he's about to get en eyeful.
240
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,817
- Will you show me the rest of your place?
- OK.
241
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,460
I'll take you over to the kitchen.
242
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:32,297
That's the refrigerator.
I can get you a juice, a beer.
243
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,894
I'll make you anything. Yeah.
244
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,531
I'm not thirsty either.
245
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:47,176
- And this is the, uh...
- Bed.
246
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,575
Oh, that's a great sweater. Wow.
247
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,938
What a blouse.
Let me help with those buttons.
248
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:07,090
- I'm sorry. I need the, um...
- Oh, yeah. The bathroom? It's right there.
249
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,615
She goes to the bathroom a lot.
250
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,489
I'm ready.
251
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:34,334
That's what I call structural integrity.
252
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:38,652
All right! You should have
been dressed like that all night.
253
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,890
You look great.
254
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,608
- Let me help you with this.
-
255
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,691
Ooh.
256
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,652
- I must be a little nervous.
- It's OK.
257
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,732
I got a closet full of 'em.
Let me handle this one, though.
258
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,095
- Let's take care of these.
- OK.
259
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,811
Thanks.
260
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:10,099
Who'd have thought we'd have ended up
like this after that day on the subway?
261
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:12,535
Ain't life grand?
262
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,931
- Matt?
- Yeah?
263
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,129
Do you mind if I get on top?
264
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,973
Trust me, it's better that way.
265
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:25,051
10-4.
266
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,178
Are you ready?
267
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:36,013
- OK.
- OK.
268
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,295
- Here we go.
-
269
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,491
Wow.
270
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,449
OK, I get it.
271
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,370
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
272
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,371
Whoo! Whoo!
273
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,291
Oh, goddamn!
274
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,570
OK, now I need a break.
275
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,531
Agh!
276
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:26,332
I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.
277
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:30,129
- A bed or a penis?
- Both.
278
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,256
# Some people call me the space cowboy
279
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,690
# Some people call me the gangster of love
280
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,449
# Yeah
281
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,930
# Some people walking around
calling me Maurice
282
00:22:55,020 --> 00:23:00,094
There are three moments
I will remember until the day I die.
283
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:05,334
One, the look on my father's face
when I graduated from Harvard Law School.
284
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:10,414
Two, helping a beached
mother whale give birth.
285
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:14,060
And three,
286
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:19,178
you and me together, here, tonight.
287
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,898
Don't speak to me again, ever.
288
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,491
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
289
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,616
Water, please. Got a big night.
290
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,338
No, no, no.
291
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:34,891
Don't tell me. You have invaded the
female nation and spread your democracy.
292
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,336
What can I say? She's completely
different than I thought she was.
293
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:41,412
- Hot, though, right?
- Unbelievably hot.
294
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,493
I don't even know if I should tell you this.
I don't know if you can handle it.
295
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:48,299
I can handle it. Please?
296
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:51,850
- She broke my bed.
- Wow.
297
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,135
Busted it to pieces.
298
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:57,257
- And that's a good thing, right?
- Yeah. That's a good thing.
299
00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:00,616
- I'm gonna see her again today.
- What are you talking about?
300
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,214
No! You have sex with her once
and then you move on.
301
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:07,771
Not if you get on the greatest ever roller
coaster, you don't. You get back in that line.
302
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:11,853
Get in line, ride two or three more times,
throw your hands in the air and scream.
303
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:14,010
But soon you're gonna end up nauseous.
304
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,011
Hey, guys.
305
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:20,139
- How are you guys doing?
- Keep that safety bar clamped down.
306
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:24,338
OK, I think you are gonna like this.
I have a little present for you, Saunders.
307
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:27,969
- Anything for me there?
- No. No, Vaughn.
308
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,891
- You have nice ears.
- Thank you.
309
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,653
- No lobes, though.
- An imperfection. We all got 'em.
310
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:38,576
Not me. Hey, so I downloaded some
Chinese phrases for you, for the presentation.
311
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,572
- What do you think? Thought it might help.
- That's great.
312
00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:44,572
- I thought it would help.
- You're the best, you know that?
313
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,093
I know. I am.
314
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,853
Well, I gotta get going.
I'm going to see Jenny.
315
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,738
- You're seeing Jenny? Again?
- Yeah. Yeah.
316
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:55,779
- Oh. Things must really be going well.
- She broke his bed.
317
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,499
Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you.
318
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,299
- Oh, no problem.
- I'll see you two later.
319
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,336
- See you, Matt.
- Look after her, OK?
320
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,251
I will.
321
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:09,697
- Man, he's seeing Jenny again?
- Just a few more times.
322
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:22,977
- Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride.
- Wait a second! Hey! Wait!
323
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:31,536
Hey, now, look.
I don't appreciate being manhandled...
324
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,815
What's going on?
325
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:39,655
- Mr Saunders, thank you for your time.
- OK. Now, who are you?
326
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:43,892
Who am I? Do you watch television,
Mr Saunders? Read the papers?
327
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:47,177
- Use the net for anything other than porn?
- You're that Bedlam guy.
328
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:50,093
- Professor Bedlam.
- The "supervillain".
329
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:54,173
Please, I am not super, I am not a villain.
I'm just a regular man, like yourself,
330
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:58,538
with 10,000 times more money,
intelligence and taste.
331
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:02,332
OK, so what do you want from me?
332
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,218
Are you seeing anyone, Mr Saunders?
333
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:09,012
Are you asking me out? Ow!
334
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:14,333
I want you to tell me everything you know
about your new girlfriend.
335
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,617
- Jenny?
- Yes. Jenny.
336
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,373
Where does she like to go?
What does she like to do?
337
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:23,338
What music does she listen to?
Is she afraid of bugs?
338
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,650
Is she a dog person or a cat person?
339
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:29,176
- Does she wear panties...
- OK, now, look. Hold on just a goddamn...
340
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:33,617
Now, look.
It's gotta stop with the slapping, all right?!
341
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:40,538
I just don't feel real comfortable telling you,
a total stranger, someone's private habits.
342
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:43,214
You gotta understand that, right?
343
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,052
Of course.
344
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:53,658
Please, someone! Help! Help!
345
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,219
Save me! Please!
346
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,371
Weasel!
347
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,737
Hey! Help! Yeah, you! You!
348
00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:24,015
Get somebody from the Park Service!
349
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,977
Oh, jeez!
350
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:28,938
No! Help me! Oh, no!
351
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,216
Oh, my God!
352
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:43,370
- G-Girl! G-Girl, you saved me. Thank you!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
353
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,928
- Whoa! Hold me! Hold me!
- Don't look at me!
354
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,136
- But I just wanted to...
- Don't look at me!
355
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:50,814
OK, yeah. No looking. Got you. Roger.
356
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:00,136
Wow.
357
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:06,572
Looks like little Jenny's
been cashing in on her superpowers.
358
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:10,448
Idiot! We don't want her to know
we dropped by.
359
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,731
Ah.
360
00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:25,377
Perfect.
361
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,412
So I'm falling,
I mean, hurdling through the sky.
362
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,492
And just as I'm about to bite it,
and I mean out of nowhere,
363
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,936
she just catches me
and sets me right on the ground.
364
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,739
It was unbelievable.
The weird thing is, though,
365
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,414
that Bedlam guy,
he kept asking me about you.
366
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,060
- Do you know him?
- No, how could I know him?
367
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,893
- That's what I was thinking.
- So what was she like?
368
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:50,208
G- Girl?
369
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,729
I didn't really get a good look at her,
but to tell you the truth,
370
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,971
- she wasn't really what I expected, you know.
- In what way?
371
00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:01,097
- I don't know. She just seemed a little...
- Brainy?
372
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:04,138
- Not really.
- Exotic? Effervescent?
373
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,654
No, I kind of got this vibe
she was a little nuts.
374
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:10,369
Nuts?! Maybe she was a little bit preoccupied,
375
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,815
having searched the entire city to save you
376
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:16,939
from being squished like a bug
on a windshield!
377
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:20,137
You giris all really stick together, don't you?
378
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,609
I like it. You're like one big gang.
379
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:34,894
- Rule number one about crossing the street?
- Look both ways.
380
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,733
- That's right.
-
381
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,856
Jenny!
382
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:47,450
- One of you call 911!
- I'm fine. I'm fine. That was close.
383
00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,178
I'm fine, I'm fine.
384
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:53,219
- You're not fine. How can you be fine?
- Look, Matt, I can walk.
385
00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:56,815
Don't move. You probably have
internal bleeding and don't know it.
386
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,095
- No, not even a scratch.
- You are in shock.
387
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:03,458
Did anyone see this? It's like a miracle.
Truly, it's like a miracle.
388
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:10,256
I mean, are you sure that you're OK?
I mean, you seem to be walking fine.
389
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:12,217
Yeah.
390
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:16,376
This is the first time
that I've ever brought anybody here.
391
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,496
- Ever.
- Really? Wow.
392
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:22,654
Yeah, it seems like a really great place.
393
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:26,369
I'm still just kind of wondering
what the hell happened out there.
394
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:28,291
I know.
395
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:33,090
I didn't expect to do this.
At least, not yet anyway.
396
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:37,173
- But it's good. It's good.
- OK.
397
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:41,173
Cos what we have is so very, very special.
398
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,291
- I trust you.
- OK.
399
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:47,213
There should be nothing hanging between us.
400
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,212
Especially not this, don't you think?
401
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:54,217
I don't know what you're talking about.
402
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:57,337
I'll have to show you.
403
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:14,728
You look nice without your glasses.
You look good with them too.
404
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:18,090
I'll hold them for you.
405
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:20,416
OK...
406
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:24,493
I don't know what the explanation is,
but I like it already.
407
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:30,416
Unless it's one of those Crying Game things?
It's not that, is it? I mean, I'm from Denver.
408
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,855
Just wait.
409
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:39,092
You got a G-Girl costume on.
That's...
410
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:41,853
Kind of went all out, didn't you?
411
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,290
And you even dyed your...
412
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,095
Oh.
413
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,171
Wow!
414
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,171
Are you kidding me?
415
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:04,858
Oh, man. This is incredible.
416
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:07,932
- But you can't tell anyone!
- Yeah, nobody except Vaughn.
417
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:11,490
He slept with a Victoria's Secret model,
I've never heard the end of it.
418
00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:14,140
- This will blow that out of the water.
- No! Nobody.
419
00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:17,337
Matt, you have to promise me
you'll never, ever tell anyone.
420
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:22,255
- Fine, you got it.
- No matter what, you will never tell anyone.
421
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,376
Hey, I swear.
422
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:28,499
Say you'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up your ass than tell.
423
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,810
- Is that actually a possibility?
- Say it!
424
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:34,813
I'd rather have a chain saw
shoved up my ass than tell.
425
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,458
OK.
426
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:39,816
So this Bedlam guy, he's like
your arch nemesis or something?
427
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:44,496
Uh-huh. He's been a pain in the butt ever
since we had this falling out in high school.
428
00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:46,810
- You guys went to school together?
- Mm-hm.
429
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,299
Wow.
430
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:51,213
By the way, his name's not really Bedlam.
431
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:55,896
It's Barry. Barry Edward Lambert.
Bedlam, get it?
432
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:01,859
Back then, we were both kind of outcasts.
Everybody else hated us.
433
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:04,818
Nerd alert! Here come the geeks.
434
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:10,495
So we looked out for each other.
435
00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:15,051
It's only natural
that we spent a lot of time together.
436
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:22,130
We really liked each other.
437
00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,730
It was close to the end of our junior year
438
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:28,495
when I decided it was about time
to get the virginity thing over with.
439
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:31,219
I mean, Barry was harmless enough.
440
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:35,217
I figured it might as well be him, right?
441
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:39,337
He was having some trouble
getting his pants off.
442
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,809
And that's when it happened.
443
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,533
Jenny!
444
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:54,249
-
- Come on!
445
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,653
This is not how I planned this evening.
446
00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:59,970
Oh, my God. Look at that.
447
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:08,728
It's so cool.
448
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:14,132
- What are you doing?
- Isn't it amazing?
449
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,256
Don't. It could be dangerous.
450
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,419
When I got back to school,
even with a wig,
451
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,492
people noticed
there was something different about me.
452
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,014
Hi, giris. Ooh, my glasses.
453
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,489
And it worked for me.
454
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:37,656
Hey.
455
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:39,219
Ugh!
456
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:44,453
Unfortunately, Barry and I grew apart.
457
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:46,735
He stopped talking to me.
458
00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:49,209
And then ignored me totally.
459
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:53,496
Anyway, things got worse between us
after I graduated.
460
00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:55,775
I committed to being a full-time superhero
461
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:59,773
and he fell into the evil mastermind business,
yada-yada-yada. That's my story.
462
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,179
Wow.
463
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,775
And this whole time,
I just had this weird feeling
464
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:09,376
that there was just something
a little off about you.
465
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:13,976
- Really?
- You just had a secret, that's all.
466
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:17,894
- A supersecret.
- Now we both do.
467
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:21,177
- May I ask you something?
- What?
468
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:27,059
I just think it could
maybe be a fun thing to try.
469
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,654
It's kind of a request.
470
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,291
Sure.
471
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,694
- Be right back.
- OK.
472
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,089
Is this what you had in mind?
473
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:58,377
Oh, yeah. That's it.
474
00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:09,016
Matt Saunders,
you've been a very, very evil boy.
475
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,339
I think you need to be brought to justice.
476
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:18,971
Yeah. I have been known
to bend a rule here and there.
477
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:24,054
Total unrelenting justice.
478
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:29,413
Hey! Wow! Shit!
479
00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:33,859
- Don't let go, all right?
- Oh, no.
480
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,693
Oh, yeah, you got me.
481
00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:38,771
Scared you.
482
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,179
Wow.
483
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:46,694
Wow, we are high.
484
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:49,692
- We are really, really high.
- Oh, yeah!
485
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:54,979
Jenny, you know, as fun as this is,
I'm feeling just a little bit emasculated here,
486
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:59,099
with you kind of carrying me around
like a toy poodle. But don't let go.
487
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:03,219
Careful. Where are you going?
Careful. Come on. Fly right.
488
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,291
Be careful.
489
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,974
- I've always wanted to try this.
- Try what?
490
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:16,657
That? Wow.
I'm not sure that's gonna work up here.
491
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,731
It's draughty too.
492
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:21,928
What if I do this?
493
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:29,651
- You're not wearing any underwear.
- Yeah. I thought it might be easier that way.
494
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:37,896
- Isn't this fun?
- It is fun. Yeah.
495
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:41,290
Puts a whole new twist on the mile-high club.
496
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:43,336
Ready?
497
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,615
Whoa. Not ready!
498
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,935
- No!
- Just go with it.
499
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,739
- Yeah, but...
- I know, I know! Don't stop! Yes.
500
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,889
- No!
- Yes!
501
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,971
- Oh, god, no!
- Yeah!
502
00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:58,171
Jenny!
503
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,933
Yes!
504
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,253
Yes!
505
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,094
Don't ever do that again!
506
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:13,170
G- Girl's hair before.
507
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,974
Watch and learn.
508
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:38,139
Her body is made
of the toughest substance known to man.
509
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,771
But I know your secret.
510
00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:03,577
All right, now. G-Girl's hair after.
511
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,616
Yes! Yes!
512
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:21,932
- Saunders, what's wrong?
- I got a splinter in my finger.
513
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,376
- Let me see.
- It's no big deal. I can get it out, I just need...
514
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,099
- Come here. I'm good at this.
- What are you gonna do?
515
00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:30,171
Hold on.
516
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:39,735
Hey, how did you do that?
517
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,811
Well, I have my ways.
518
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:45,135
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
519
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,857
Jenny, what...
520
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:52,090
What are you doing in New Jersey?
521
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:54,933
I called your office
and found out where you were.
522
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:57,614
I thought I would surprise you.
523
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:03,018
- Are you surprised?
- I am surprised. I wanted to...
524
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:10,217
Thanks. Good to see you.
Let me introduce you to Hannah Lewis.
525
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,849
- This is Jenny Johnson.
- Hi. It's really nice to finally meet you.
526
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:16,408
- Saunders talks about you all the time.
- I do.
527
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,855
- I feel like I already know you.
- Really?
528
00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:21,773
Cos I feel like I'm just getting to know you.
529
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:25,057
OK. Hey, um... Got an idea.
530
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:29,053
Hannah and her boyfriend Steve, I was
thinking, maybe we go out this weekend,
531
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:33,372
just the two couples, two happy couples,
hit the town? What do you say?
532
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,098
- Great.
- Great.
533
00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:36,249
Great.
534
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:43,811
Oh, OK.
535
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:47,011
Bye.
536
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:54,532
I'm sorry, guys. I have some bad news.
537
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:59,296
- You got a little something right there.
- Oh, thank you.
538
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:02,656
Steve can't make it.
He had an emergency thong shoot.
539
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:05,857
- A thong shoot emergency?
- Yeah, well, you know,
540
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,896
one bad wedgie can be fatal.
541
00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,299
Yeah.
542
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,013
Where's our stupid waiter? Sir!
543
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,931
Hold on. Something's going on.
544
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:20,614
The Pentagon has confirmed
an errant test missile
545
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:23,772
is in fact on a direct course
for the tristate area.
546
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:28,058
So far, all attempts to detonate or intercept
the missile have been unsuccessful.
547
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,858
Great. Perfect.
548
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:35,253
If it strikes within the city,
the death toll could reach into the thousands.
549
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:38,013
- That does not sound good.
- Yeah, it sounds serious.
550
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,217
Maybe somebody should do something.
551
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:45,339
Mm-hm, yeah, like the air force.
It's theirjob, right?
552
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:49,379
So, Hannah, how long
have you and Matty known each other?
553
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:54,011
Well, we started working together at Cockrum
about three years ago.
554
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:57,854
We're getting reports of sporadic
looting from the Bronx to Staten Island.
555
00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:01,899
The government has urged people
not to panic and to stay in their homes.
556
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:09,860
Mmm, gnocchi. Gnocchi sounds good.
Anyone want to share a gnocchi?
557
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,898
I'm sorry, but what if
the air force can't stop it?
558
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:16,052
Somebody else might need to step in.
559
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:19,052
Maybe somebody deserves one night out
560
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,779
without having to deal
with some impending disaster.
561
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,930
I think someone has earned it. Don't you?
562
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:31,575
Are you on a diet?
What are you gonna order?
563
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:35,972
I don't know. I mean, shouldn't
we be leaving? Is this safe here?
564
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:39,496
Sir! Can we get some service here?
I mean, I'm filling up on baguette.
565
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:42,652
I think everybody's preoccupied
with what's happening.
566
00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:45,618
Maybe if someone
could just take care of the problem,
567
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:49,295
everyone can have a better night,
a smoother night, know what I mean?
568
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,531
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Yeah, I'd appreciate it.
569
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:55,657
In fact, I'd superappreciate it.
570
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:02,811
All right. Fine!
571
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,331
Is she OK? Where is she going?
572
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:17,730
She's fine. She gets stressed.
I have her looping around the block.
573
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:23,019
Too late for a mass evacuation, the situation
is dangerous and potentially catastrophic.
574
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:29,209
But all the citizens of New York can do
is sit, wait and pray for a miracle.
575
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:35,375
We're now getting a live picture of the missile
as it approaches the city.
576
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:39,936
It appears certain that... Wait, what is that?
577
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,139
It is G-Girl!
578
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:49,696
- She is approaching the errant missile.
- Love that girl!
579
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,379
My God!
580
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:54,849
She just kicked it.
581
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:59,138
She just deflected the missile
away from the city.
582
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:03,415
We're safe! We are safe!
583
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:17,698
G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!
584
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:36,850
You know, Matt, there are some things
I don't need infravision to see through.
585
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,819
Sorry, what are you talking about?
586
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:44,290
You and that slut from your office - Hannah.
587
00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:48,658
She is not a slut.
That is a terrible thing to say, Jenny.
588
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:55,176
- You want to screw her, don't you?
- No. No, I do not.
589
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:57,012
I don't believe you.
590
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,091
Can I say something?
591
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:02,138
Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model.
592
00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:05,018
I don't think she'd be very interested
in a guy like me.
593
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,818
I see your point.
594
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:11,337
So you want to screw her, you just can't,
because she's got a boyfriend.
595
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:15,732
No, I'm just saying that we're friends
who work together. We're work friends.
596
00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:18,573
Don't lie to me!
597
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:26,696
- What the hell did you do that for?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
598
00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:29,738
I'll pay for that, I swear.
599
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:35,970
OK, don't... d-don't do that.
600
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:38,893
Don't cry, OK? It'll be OK.
601
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:43,330
I know I get a little crazy sometimes.
602
00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:45,411
It's just...
603
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:49,529
I love you so much.
604
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:56,535
OK... OK...
605
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,056
- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?
606
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,931
Oh, sorry.
607
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:19,854
Look at her. She's like a cheerleader
from Spank Me University.
608
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:25,614
Dude, what's wrong?
You look like shit.
609
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:29,534
Let's go with the lighter weight today,
shall we?
610
00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:34,171
I'm actually thinking that
my first impression of Jenny was accurate.
611
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:38,776
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, complete emotional basket case.
612
00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:42,214
- Needy, jealous...
- Mm-hm. Jealous.
613
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:45,372
...control...
- Controlling. A trifecta. Perfect.
614
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:48,258
The truth is, I don't even love her.
615
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:53,134
I'm in love with somebody else.
616
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:55,370
You're in love with somebody else? Who?
617
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,769
Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?
618
00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:00,533
I feel the same way. I totally...
619
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,253
That's not a good sign, is it?
620
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:08,935
- Who are you talking about?
- I don't wanna say. Not until I've told her.
621
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:11,580
But, I mean, first I have
to break it off with Jenny.
622
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:15,130
- God knows how I'm gonna do that.
- OK, come with me. Listen.
623
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:19,179
There are only two ways to successfully
break it off with a woman.
624
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,820
You can either be ajerk or a weenie.
625
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:27,293
Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like,
"Hey, babe, listen up. I'm dumping your ass."
626
00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:30,213
Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless.
627
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:34,213
- I don't think you have the balls for it.
- Well, what's the weenie route?
628
00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:37,292
OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that.
629
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:40,690
Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK?
630
00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:46,252
Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye,
take her hand. Give me your hand.
631
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,729
You say, "Sweetheart,
632
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:54,178
I think we need to take a little time off
from the relationship to re-evaluate things."
633
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:56,728
Don't return any of her calls
for a year and a half.
634
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:59,892
Pretty soon she'll give up
and you'll be in the clear.
635
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:02,130
I can't believe I actually listen to you.
636
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:05,496
Another thing. Make sure you do it
after you've had sex with her.
637
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,219
It's really difficult the other way around.
638
00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:23,691
I was thinking, maybe we should
take a little time to...
639
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:26,374
Re-examine where this is going.
640
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,691
My God.
641
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:36,374
Are you breaking up with me?
642
00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:40,378
No. No. Not at all.
643
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:48,977
I mean, I just... I think it would be wise
to try and evaluate where we stand,
644
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:52,819
just to make sure we're on the same page.
645
00:49:54,700 --> 00:50:00,138
So you're not saying that we should
start seeing other people or anything?
646
00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:02,609
No. No.
647
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,168
- No, I'm not saying that.
-
648
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:08,775
OK, good. You scared me there for a second.
649
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:15,732
Although seeing other people might
eventually be a part of the evaluation process.
650
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,691
Oh, my God.
651
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:26,772
You are breaking up with me.
652
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,694
- Jenny, it's not you, OK?
- Shut up!
653
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:39,654
I know exactly what it is.
It's that slut from your office, Hannah.
654
00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:42,129
- You're sleeping with her.
- I am not sleep...
655
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:45,849
- But you want to!
- Jenny, now, hold on a second, OK?
656
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:48,500
You're such a liar!
657
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:53,893
Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna
know the truth? It's not Hannah, OK? It's you.
658
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:57,529
You're needy, jealous, manipulative.
I can't take it any more.
659
00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:00,612
- It's crazy.
- Don't call me crazy!
660
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:09,249
See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking
about. I can't handle that on a daily basis.
661
00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:11,410
Well, handle this.
662
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:16,618
What are you doing?!
663
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:26,172
You are so gonna regret this.
664
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,491
Oh, man.
665
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,577
- Wednesday? Thursday?
- No. No.
666
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:45,777
Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
Brunch? In the day?
667
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:47,851
Don't speak to me.
668
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:54,094
Oh, well. Look at it this way.
669
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,410
The hard part is over.
670
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,695
I don't know. She said I'd regret it.
671
00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:01,655
Don't worry about that. They always say that.
672
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:03,492
Yeah?
673
00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:05,571
I guess you're right.
674
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:12,171
You know, there's something that I've been
dying to tell you ever since I found it out.
675
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,933
- Found out what?
- I just need you to promise me...
676
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,932
- I promise.
- Hold on, let me finish, this is serious.
677
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:24,016
- I need you to promise me that you're not...
- I promise. I won't tell anybody. Tell me.
678
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:27,528
You know Jenny?
679
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:31,611
Yeah.
680
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,331
She's G-Girl.
681
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:45,371
Bullshit.
682
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,249
Bullshit.
683
00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:50,377
Apparently, this old dog
still has a few tricks left.
684
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:53,452
Oh, my God, you have been doing G-Girl!
685
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:56,179
- I know! It's unbelievable. Me.
- Incredible.
686
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,978
- I can't believe it.
- Knuckles.
687
00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:00,972
Imagine the heat I'll have
with the women when they find out.
688
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:04,939
Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind
you revealing her secret identity?
689
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:07,853
I warned you, Matt Saunders!
690
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,292
No!
691
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:22,012
# She hates me
692
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,137
# Trust, she f***ing hates me
693
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,336
# La la la la
694
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:30,457
# She hates me
695
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,258
# Trust, she f***ing hates me
696
00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:34,729
Watch it, dumb-ass!
697
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,812
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
698
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:53,937
What could be wrong?
Everything's great. Never better.
699
00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:55,976
Tell me.
700
00:53:56,860 --> 00:54:00,978
OK. I, uh... I broke up with Jenny.
701
00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:05,611
You were right. I mean, she is
totally deranged, off-her-rocker crazy.
702
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:08,851
I should have listened to you
from the beginning.
703
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:11,932
Why don't you lay off
the crazy women for a while, huh?
704
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:14,614
Come here. I'm sorry.
705
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:16,691
Hey, Hannah.
706
00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:21,215
There's been something that I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.
707
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,291
Yes?
708
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,257
It's about you and...
709
00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:31,811
- Sorry. Are you OK?
- Out. Now.
710
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,016
I'm going through a weird phase.
711
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,455
- I saw that!
- What? No, it was nothing, Carla.
712
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,054
Nothing? You knocked her down! You hit her!
713
00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:43,213
- Was there groping? Did he grope you?
- No, it was an accident.
714
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,291
An accident? OK, like a fender-bender?
715
00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:48,053
Here, we need to talk. Come here.
716
00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:53,657
Listen, my friend.
You are headed for some serious trouble.
717
00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:56,698
- Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake.
- OK.
718
00:54:56,780 --> 00:55:01,012
You have got to get your mind out of the
gutter long enough to nail this presentation.
719
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:05,537
- I hear you, homegirl. I got it.
- What? What did you just call me?!
720
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:06,814
What? I don't know.
721
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:11,496
If the company doesn't get this project,
we're going to take a major hit.
722
00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:14,492
You really have a problem. Call my therapist.
723
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:16,377
OK, I'll call him... her.
724
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:18,178
- Matt.
- What?
725
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:20,649
- Phone call.
- Oh, man.
726
00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:25,817
That boy has a major case of the hornies.
727
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:29,739
Yeah?
728
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:33,176
There's the young kid that zooms around
in here. Did he do something?
729
00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,935
- It's just up here.
- Looks like they broke in, fried the camera
730
00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:39,215
and then blew a huge hole
through the wall.
731
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:42,531
- I've never seen nothing like it.
- Don't make no sense.
732
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:45,418
We got a lot of nice cars -
his is the only one they took.
733
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,138
Bitch.
734
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:52,931
Somebody went to a lot of trouble.
You know who could have done this?
735
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:55,329
No. No, I don't.
736
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:59,413
- Somebody with a grudge against you?
- Grudge? Against me?
737
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:03,254
No. No, I don't. I'm sorry.
738
00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:05,535
- We'll let you know if it turns up.
- OK.
739
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:09,374
- Let's get to the paperwork.
- I wouldn't hold my breath on that, sir.
740
00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:14,776
Gentlemen...
741
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:18,136
If you look closely, our model here...
742
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:20,211
What the hell...?
743
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,810
Oh, that's just great.
744
00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:30,858
Oh, shit! I just got that fixed.
745
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:36,412
Sorry, just came to use your telescope.
Nice and dark, isn't it?
746
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,219
Wait a second. Is this all because of you?
747
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:44,010
Yep, that'd be me. Ah, yes.
748
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,330
There we go.
749
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,854
Come and have a look-see.
750
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:55,695
I don't see any...
751
00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:05,775
- That's real mature.
- Save you a fortune in parking.
752
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:09,933
Why are you doing this to me?
I mean, you're supposed to be the good guy.
753
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:13,854
I am the good guy. You are the bad guy.
754
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:17,649
It's been a pleasure seeing you,
but I got a big day at the office tomorrow.
755
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:21,574
I've got an important presentation to make,
so I need to get some sleep.
756
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:26,654
I'm gonna have to say good night. You might
be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with,
757
00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:30,574
but you wanna know something?
You're the craziest, hands down!
758
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:32,855
- Really?
- Aargh!
759
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:54,410
Dick?!
760
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,938
Will we begin soon?
761
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:03,535
I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting.
I apologise. It's very rude.
762
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:06,817
Just a few more minutes, please.
763
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,210
- Hi. Excuse me, hi.
- Glad you could join us.
764
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,894
Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat?
765
00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:16,336
- No.
- Why am I not surprised?
766
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,969
- Hi. How are you?
- We can finally begin.
767
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:21,528
- Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders.
- You OK?
768
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:24,054
I'm fine. I'm fine.
769
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,734
OK, gentlemen...
770
00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:34,012
OK. Our design integrates
classic architectural ideas
771
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,056
from the history of Chinese culture
772
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:40,691
and transforms them
into a contemporary 21st century aesthetic.
773
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:44,773
But you can see clearly
that functionality has not been sac...
774
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,370
Sac...
775
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:57,133
Sacrificed, as you can see here
by the multiple entrances to the central
776
00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:59,734
multipurpose courtyard area.
777
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,129
Exactly. Exactly. Right.
778
00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:04,859
And with a total capacity for...
779
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:26,010
You are one sick bastard!
780
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:34,254
Oh, man. I am so, so sorry.
781
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,331
- Thanks.
-
782
00:59:37,260 --> 00:59:40,297
- You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
- Vaughn, shh!
783
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:41,779
Sorry.
784
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:45,455
Man, no woman's ever done that to me,
and I actually am a dick.
785
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:50,614
OK, all done.
I am so sorry that you got fired.
786
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,009
What happened in there?
Why did you...
787
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:57,013
It's hard to explain.
Let's just say it's a good time for me to leave.
788
00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:01,173
- Where are you going?
- Don't know. Don't care.
789
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:06,175
Look, if there's something wrong,
I'd like to help.
790
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:12,893
Look, Hannah. Please just stay
as far away from me as possible, OK?
791
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:16,131
If something were to happen to you
because of me,
792
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:19,018
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
793
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:39,296
Oh, damn!
794
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,890
May we come in?
795
01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:46,971
Nice place.
796
01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:54,414
You broke her heart, didn't you?
797
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,731
What do you need? Why are you here?
I'm in the middle of a project.
798
01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:01,369
The same as you -
to get her out of my life for good.
799
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:03,735
I want you to help me neutralise her.
800
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:08,940
Hey, whatever she's done to me,
I'm not gonna help you kill her.
801
01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:11,580
I didn't say "kill", I said "neutralise".
802
01:01:11,660 --> 01:01:14,857
It's a neutral word.
"Kill" is "kill". This is Switzerland.
803
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:20,617
I have developed the means
of permanently stripping her of her powers.
804
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:23,253
No powers?
805
01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:28,539
So she'd just be another average,
everyday, run-of-the-mill, crazy ex-girlfriend?
806
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,929
Yeah. That's gotta be better.
807
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:36,091
- So what would you want me to do?
- Draw her out into the open.
808
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:39,297
Help me get her when her guard is down,
when she's vulnerable.
809
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:43,931
Look, I don't mean to offend you,
but you have a reputation for doing things
810
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:46,375
that most people would consider to be...
811
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:48,132
No-nos?
812
01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,369
Yes.
813
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:53,533
Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring.
814
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:55,770
- From supervillainy?
- Yeah.
815
01:01:55,860 --> 01:02:00,012
That's good. Look, if you're going to retire,
why notjust forget about her?
816
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:02,568
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm leaving town.
817
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:09,008
Because that woman, she just won't
leave me alone. She's obsessed with me.
818
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,934
She has harassed me at every turn
and she never, ever stops.
819
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:19,175
So when you finally realise that she is not the
woman who is ever going to forget about you,
820
01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:22,858
- then you give me a call.
- OK.
821
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,931
All right?
822
01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:31,537
Or you can email me
at "professorbedlam. Com".
823
01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:33,611
It's all one word.
824
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:40,891
I think I'll just, uh... give running away a try.
825
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:50,411
It's Matt.
Please leave a message.
826
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:54,732
Matt, it's Hannah.
Are you there? Please pick up.
827
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:59,291
I... I need your help.
Something really bad's happened.
828
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:04,019
- Oh, God, I guess you're not there. Bye.
- Hannah!
829
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:09,369
# You can't stop this feeling
830
01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:11,769
# You can't run away
831
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:14,772
# Baby, I'm what's on your mind
832
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:18,614
# You can't stop this feeling
833
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:20,577
# There's no escape
834
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:22,059
# No sleep tonight
835
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:24,734
# You won't get no sleep tonight
836
01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,812
Who is it?
837
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:31,539
It's me, Matt. Open up.
838
01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:35,499
Hannah. Are you OK?
What did she do to you? Is she here?
839
01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:38,333
- Is who here?
- G-Girl!
840
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:40,888
G- Girl? Like the superhero?
841
01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:43,175
Yeah, G-Girl the super...
842
01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:46,331
Why did you call me?
843
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,058
- Steve was cheating on me.
- Oh, thank God.
844
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:53,370
What?
845
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:58,457
Thank God that you found out
sooner rather than later.
846
01:03:58,540 --> 01:04:00,212
I am sorry.
847
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,009
Yeah, I caught him in bed
with another woman.
848
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,660
Actually, two other women.
849
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:11,052
Maybe three.
I don't know - I didn't really get a good look.
850
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:13,335
- Three?
- Yeah.
851
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,050
Wow.
852
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:20,373
Steve was so good-looking
and he loved jazz and rock-climbing.
853
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:22,815
He took me to nice places
and gave me multiple...
854
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,573
I don't really need to hear that.
855
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:35,211
The thing is,
I never really had any fun with him.
856
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:39,418
Not like I have with you.
857
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:43,573
You've been
a really good friend to me, Saunders.
858
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,091
Hannah, the thing is,
859
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,537
I don't wanna be just a friend any more.
860
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:54,815
- You don't?
- No.
861
01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:57,976
Look...
862
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:03,217
Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately.
863
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,258
But it has made me realise
what's most important to me.
864
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:11,858
Seeing you at work every day, that was
always the thing I looked forward to the most.
865
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:17,014
You're the smartest,
most beautiful girl that I've ever met.
866
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:22,176
And I'm completely
and totally in love with you.
867
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,938
Oh.
868
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:48,620
Oh, that was great. Didn't hurt at all.
869
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:55,333
I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but this might be the best moment of my life.
870
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:58,173
That's not fair. I was gonna say that.
871
01:05:58,260 --> 01:05:59,693
Oh.
872
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,771
Hey! Sweetie!
873
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:07,379
Matt?
874
01:06:08,820 --> 01:06:11,459
I hate you, Matt Saunders!
875
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:15,417
Get down!
876
01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,337
Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?
877
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,855
I can't tell you.
878
01:06:59,940 --> 01:07:02,977
And she was so pissed off.
Have you done something?
879
01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:05,494
- Are you in trouble?
- No. Well, yeah.
880
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:07,775
And as long as I'm here, so are you.
881
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:10,533
You gotta get outside the city.
Go someplace and hide.
882
01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:13,453
San Diego. Tahiti. Utah.
883
01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:15,974
No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else.
884
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:18,654
But you gotta go someplace,
lay low for a while.
885
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,254
- I don't understand.
- Look.
886
01:07:21,340 --> 01:07:25,697
If I ever see you again,
this will all be over, OK?
887
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,769
If?
888
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,851
Matt, wait.
889
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:05,053
- Oh, it's you.
- Come in. Wait here.
890
01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:08,940
- Right here? Where?
- What? Right here.
891
01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:11,818
- OK.
- Over there.
892
01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:27,931
Wow.
893
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:42,212
Look, I'm here cos I need your help, OK?
I just need to know how we're gonna stop her.
894
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:47,932
I have spent the past ten years trying
to analyse the source of G-Girl's power.
895
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:51,296
It is a unique type of radiation
that permeates every cell of her body.
896
01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:56,170
Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school.
She told me. I know.
897
01:08:56,260 --> 01:08:58,251
- She told you that?
- Yeah.
898
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,649
Did she talk about me?
899
01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:05,176
I mean, she said you guys were friends,
you had a falling out.
900
01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:09,492
Bullshit! That meteorite
changed everything between us.
901
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:14,654
But now, I've got something
that will totally level the playing field.
902
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:20,895
That?
903
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:22,618
The rock?
904
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,533
No, the ham. Yes, the rock.
905
01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:31,736
A special rock.
It was a rock that gave off the radiation.
906
01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:35,176
I now have a rock
that will absorb the radiation.
907
01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:38,974
So if you got Jenny
close enough to this thing...
908
01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:43,099
It'll draw the radiation from her body,
sucking it out of her like a sponge.
909
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:46,616
Draining her of her powers permanently.
910
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:50,773
OK, so what do you need me for?
Why can't you just get her close to it?
911
01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:53,499
With that superhearing of hers?
912
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,970
No, I need someone who can lure her to it.
913
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,654
Someone who she has no cause to fear.
914
01:09:59,740 --> 01:10:02,618
A weak and powerless simpleton.
915
01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,691
An idiot.
916
01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:24,532
No, all of these invoices were
returned. None of them have been paid.
917
01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:26,975
Call back.
918
01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:31,930
And these two are supposed to be...
919
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:38,731
Hi.
920
01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,295
Hi.
921
01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:44,654
What's this?
922
01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:47,493
It's just a little something
I thought I'd bring by...
923
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:49,252
- Flowers?
- Yeah.
924
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:53,128
You think flowers
are going to make me forgive you?
925
01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:56,974
No. No, I do not think that.
I don't think that at all.
926
01:10:57,060 --> 01:11:00,257
Then what the hell are you doing here?
927
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:06,939
OK, look. To be honest, I realise that
I've made the biggest mistake of my life.
928
01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:13,209
I'm desperately in love with you and I'd
do anything for us to be together again.
929
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:20,611
I would.
930
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,971
Oh, God.
931
01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:33,051
They're beautiful.
932
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:35,652
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
933
01:11:35,740 --> 01:11:38,698
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
934
01:11:38,780 --> 01:11:44,377
What do you think about today after work
you come by my place around seven
935
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:50,330
- and I'll make us a nice dinner?
- Seven? I'd love to.
936
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:18,731
Matt?
937
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:21,691
Matt?
938
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:27,369
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Jenny.
939
01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:30,736
Matt, it's beautiful.
940
01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:33,778
Oh, what is that? Is that for me?
941
01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:37,330
It is. It's a little something I got you cos...
942
01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:40,776
I wanna apologise
for the terrible way that I've treated you.
943
01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:44,216
- Itjust wasn't right.
- You're so sweet. You didn't have to.
944
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,575
- It's true, I'm sorry.
- What is it?
945
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:51,051
No peeking, OK? I want it
to be a surprise. Let's have a toast.
946
01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:53,700
You are amazing.
947
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:56,658
To second chances.
948
01:12:57,660 --> 01:12:59,935
To second chances.
949
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:05,891
The man's not bad.
He might have a future in our business.
950
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,615
You know, deep down,
951
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:13,216
I had a feeling that you'd realise
your mistake and come back to me.
952
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,291
You are wise.
953
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:20,018
- Do you wanna know a secret?
- Sure.
954
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:26,094
That's why I didn't kill you.
955
01:13:49,740 --> 01:13:50,968
Matt?
956
01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:53,699
You are the sweetest guy I've ever met.
957
01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:56,692
- Oh, no, no, I'm not.
- Yes, yes, you are.
958
01:13:57,620 --> 01:14:00,134
You're sweet.
959
01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:02,211
Yummy.
960
01:14:03,460 --> 01:14:05,655
Matt?!
961
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:07,537
What are you doing here?
962
01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:10,088
Me?! What are you doing here?
963
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:13,411
You said your life was in danger.
And what's she doing here?
964
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,412
- Who's that? Do we know her?
- I don't know her.
965
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,649
I don't know her.
966
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:22,768
You know how you tried to steal my
boyfriend by being such a big, fat whore?
967
01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:25,374
- It didn't work.
- Jenny, stop. Let me handle this.
968
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:26,859
- Are you back with her?
- No.
969
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,931
- What?
- Yeah.
970
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:31,978
Look, it's very complicated, OK?
971
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:34,779
How could you do this?
You told me you loved me.
972
01:14:34,860 --> 01:14:37,693
Hannah, please, just do me a favour, OK?
Just leave.
973
01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:41,819
I mean, just try to have a little self-respect.
You're starting to look pathetic.
974
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:47,418
Matt! You are not... Oh, my God. There you
are. Thank God. I've been calling you all day.
975
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,094
Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me.
976
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:52,774
- Not now.
- Tonight. Third base line. Yahoo!
977
01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:56,170
- Now is a terrible time, OK?
- Hey, what's in the box?
978
01:14:56,260 --> 01:15:00,731
- Stay away from that box.
- You know, Hannah,
979
01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:04,699
why don't you just run along before I have
to kick your ass back to Munchkin Land?
980
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:07,692
- Stay away from it.
- It looks big, it might be a nice present.
981
01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:11,568
- Are you threatening me?
- Push me one more time and you'll find out.
982
01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:15,778
Oh, yeah? What are you going to do?
Squash me with your gigantic feet?
983
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:18,579
- That's it!
- Don't touch me!
984
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:24,218
Just do me a favour and leave
and take Hannah with you...
985
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:28,210
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! You're G-Girl.
986
01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:31,055
You have been doing G-Girl?
987
01:15:31,940 --> 01:15:35,853
- Vaughn, open the box!
- Go! Go! Go! Watch the van!
988
01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:39,610
Open the damn box!
989
01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:43,139
Aargh!
990
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:46,530
- It's not much of a present.
- Agh!
991
01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,611
I'm sorry.
992
01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:53,211
You bastard!
993
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:04,579
Matt, that's a weird rock.
994
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:05,979
Ah.
995
01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:10,019
A happy ending for everybody.
Well done, Mr Saunders.
996
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:12,853
You did this? You helped him?
997
01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:17,252
I'm really sorry.
You did throw a shark at me, you know.
998
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:21,015
Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK.
999
01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:23,572
You idiot!
1000
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,737
Looks like you're done, honey.
1001
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:33,416
You always thought
you were so much better than me.
1002
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,297
Now it's my turn.
1003
01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:38,531
Now I'll be the one with the powers.
1004
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:41,692
You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson.
1005
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:45,293
We're having a moment here.
1006
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:52,054
- Not so tough now, huh?!
- Hannah, don't let her touch the rock!
1007
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:07,210
Hannah!
1008
01:17:09,940 --> 01:17:11,339
Oh, no! Hannah!
1009
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:15,528
I can't even see her. We gotta get down there.
1010
01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:17,611
Oh, man!
1011
01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:20,496
I think she's dead, Matt.
1012
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:23,253
- I'm sorry. Let her go.
- We gotta dig her out!
1013
01:17:23,340 --> 01:17:26,571
- We gotta start the grieving process.
- Are you crazy?
1014
01:17:26,660 --> 01:17:29,128
- Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
- You!
1015
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:33,654
I thought you were just ajerk!
1016
01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:36,015
Now I find out you're really stupid.
1017
01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:38,250
Teaming up with Barry?!
1018
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:49,296
You broke my heart
and now I'm gonna break your everything.
1019
01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:54,851
Hey!
1020
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:57,659
Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch!
1021
01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:01,094
Bring it!
1022
01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:08,176
Oh, man!
1023
01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:10,615
Yes, girl fight!
1024
01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:13,137
Stupid!
1025
01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:16,136
Matt!
1026
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,251
No!
1027
01:18:25,860 --> 01:18:27,612
Hannah!
1028
01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:29,258
Hannah, are you OK?
1029
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:31,738
Oh, no!
1030
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,650
You rat!
1031
01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:48,171
Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?
1032
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,411
Uh-oh.
1033
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:14,091
Wow!
1034
01:19:17,260 --> 01:19:19,535
Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.
1035
01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,053
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.
1036
01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:24,212
I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,
but I'm all right.
1037
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:27,895
Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.
1038
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:30,130
Come on.
1039
01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:35,650
They're gonna kill each other. This way.
1040
01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:40,732
- Hey, it's you.
- Are you with them?
1041
01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:42,811
As a matter of fact, I am.
1042
01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:46,135
They went down there.
1043
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:06,168
Stop!
1044
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:10,539
Look at yourself.
You're terrifying these people.
1045
01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:18,131
Jenny... Jenny,
this has gotta stop right now, OK?
1046
01:20:18,220 --> 01:20:19,653
Please.
1047
01:20:19,740 --> 01:20:22,095
Just give me that, OK?
1048
01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:24,614
There you go. Just give it to me.
1049
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:28,329
Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.
1050
01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:31,456
Hi.
1051
01:20:31,540 --> 01:20:36,170
Look, God knows
I don't want you mad at me, OK?
1052
01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:38,694
And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.
1053
01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:42,693
And yeah, I know what we had
was something special.
1054
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:45,010
And at times it was great.
1055
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:49,969
But it wasn't love, all right?
And deep down, you know that.
1056
01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:56,339
You're a great girl.
And you deserve to be with the perfect guy.
1057
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,092
- You do.
- I do.
1058
01:20:58,180 --> 01:21:03,379
And I know who the perfect guy for you is.
And he's here, right here, right now.
1059
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:05,451
Professor.
1060
01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:10,170
- What?
- Barry?
1061
01:21:11,020 --> 01:21:13,534
- Go on, Professor, tell her.
- Tell her what?
1062
01:21:13,620 --> 01:21:16,373
She's my mortal enemy?
I want nothing but her destruction?
1063
01:21:16,460 --> 01:21:21,409
- Come on, Barry, please.
- Please stop calling me Barry.
1064
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:25,129
It's true. This guy,
he's got a shrine to you in his house.
1065
01:21:25,220 --> 01:21:28,815
There are pictures of you
all over the walls, just of you.
1066
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:32,256
This guy, he is hooked on you.
He really is.
1067
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:35,694
Is that true?
1068
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:46,614
Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.
It's now or never.
1069
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:49,453
It may be a little true.
1070
01:21:51,460 --> 01:21:56,215
OK, OK, that's a good start.
Come on, Barry. Barry, come on.
1071
01:21:56,300 --> 01:21:58,814
All right, all right!
1072
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:00,891
It's completely true.
1073
01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:04,894
I love you.
1074
01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:07,778
I've always loved you.
1075
01:22:07,860 --> 01:22:12,251
But if you love me so much, then how come
you're always trying to hurt me?
1076
01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:17,460
Because you hurt me. Because you
broke my heart into a billion pieces.
1077
01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:20,293
You ignored me.
1078
01:22:20,380 --> 01:22:22,371
You left me behind.
1079
01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:29,897
So I thought if I had the powers,
you may learn to love me
1080
01:22:29,980 --> 01:22:33,211
the way I have always loved you.
1081
01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:39,331
Are you sure?
1082
01:22:40,660 --> 01:22:42,776
Do you really love me?
1083
01:22:46,740 --> 01:22:48,890
Oh, yeah.
1084
01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:03,292
It's over. Can you believe it?
I'm free. You were great.
1085
01:23:03,380 --> 01:23:04,859
I can't believe that fight.
1086
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:07,898
I still think she'd kick my butt,
but I got a few good punches in.
1087
01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:10,938
You saved my ass in there.
You were wonderful.
1088
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:14,057
And I'm really sorry
I didn't explain things to you sooner,
1089
01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:18,531
- but I was just trying to protect you.
- I totally understand.
1090
01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:19,689
Good.
1091
01:23:19,780 --> 01:23:23,659
- Oh, my God, my hair.
- Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it.
1092
01:23:23,740 --> 01:23:25,617
Here, try this on.
1093
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:27,497
Thanks.
1094
01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:31,254
See? Adorable.
1095
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:33,535
- Yes, you are.
- No, not me.
1096
01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:36,293
- Come here.
- Agh!
1097
01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:38,052
- Tight.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
1098
01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:41,689
- It's OK.
- I'm still getting used to all of this.
1099
01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:47,537
You and me both. And you know, we're going
to have to talk about the relationship too.
1100
01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:51,329
- Talk? You mean...
- Your powers.
1101
01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:56,096
Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean
you have to use 'em, you know what I mean?
1102
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:59,172
You're a little scared of me.
1103
01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:02,058
What? Scared?
No, come on, I'm not scared at all.
1104
01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:04,131
Come here.
1105
01:24:12,860 --> 01:24:14,657
Are you ready?
1106
01:24:14,740 --> 01:24:18,858
Yeah! I am. I'm ready.
1107
01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:21,454
OK. Here we go.
1108
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:28,015
OK, all right, I got it.
1109
01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:39,097
- Hold on, I think I tweaked something.
- Oh, you poor baby.
1110
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:50,936
What the hell were you doing?!
1111
01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:55,136
Sorry. Sorry.
1112
01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:09,090
Oh.
1113
01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:12,695
I brought it down for you.
Peace offering.
1114
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:20,338
You've done so much for us.
We couldn't be happier.
1115
01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:22,888
- How...? How...?
- Asteroids.
1116
01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:26,211
Most of that will just buff right out.
1117
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:33,294
- I'll fix that.
- I could trick it out for you.
1118
01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:36,736
Rocket launchers, laser cannons,
voice-activated battle armour.
1119
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:38,970
Do you hear something?
1120
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:41,415
- No.
- There's a 747 in trouble.
1121
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,094
It's a 727. Time to go to work.
1122
01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:47,449
You need a hand?
1123
01:25:48,380 --> 01:25:50,769
- A hand?
- Yeah, any help?
1124
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,453
I never had any help.
1125
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,008
- Could be some heavy lifting.
- Yeah?
1126
01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:58,897
- OK.
- Yeah? Really?
1127
01:25:58,980 --> 01:26:02,609
- Yes.
- Yes! All right! Whoo!
1128
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:07,015
OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go.
1129
01:26:14,820 --> 01:26:16,697
Yeah!
1130
01:26:17,580 --> 01:26:20,458
- Love you, honey!
- We'll be waiting!
1131
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:26,259
What are we gonna do with this stuff?
Wanna get a beer?
1132
01:26:26,340 --> 01:26:28,410
- Sure.
- Let's do it.
1133
01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:32,130
# And the earth will be our home
1134
01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:35,610
# And the sky our starry dome
1135
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:43,015
# And the only superpower here
that makes us strong, that kills the fear
1136
01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:49,369
# The only superpower here is love
1137
01:26:50,660 --> 01:26:56,895
# The only superpower here is love
1138
01:26:56,980 --> 01:26:59,414
# Baby
1139
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:02,856
# Rescue me
1140
01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:06,012
# From my dreams
1141
01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:09,888
# And from my secret identity
1142
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,211
# Just wake me
1143
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:16,531
# From my sleep
1144
01:27:16,620 --> 01:27:20,613
# Would you, please
1145
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:28,698
# Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?
1146
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:37,099
# All I want is to be with you
Why is that impossible?
1147
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:42,334
# I only see you disappear
1148
01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:50,812
# I know you've got a lot to do
The whole wide worid just waits for you
1149
01:27:50,900 --> 01:27:55,530
# And baby, I'll be waiting too
1150
01:27:57,980 --> 01:28:02,292
# He was born to love her, yeah
1151
01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:06,494
# Baby
1152
01:28:06,580 --> 01:28:09,936
# Rescue me
1153
01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:13,569
# Would you, please
1154
01:28:13,660 --> 01:28:21,658
# Just fall out of the sky and rescue me?
1155
01:28:24,580 --> 01:28:29,608
My God! You really do have superpowers.
1156
01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:33,136
Yeah. Well, it helps
when you haven't used them
1157
01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:39,489
in two years, three months,
one week and four days.
1158
01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:43,334
OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.
1159
01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:47,819
# Everyday people like you and me
1160
01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:52,530
# Just want to live naturally
1161
01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:56,613
# Time taught you and you told me
1162
01:28:56,700 --> 01:29:00,693
# Nothing gonna get us down, can't you see?
1163
01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:06,218
# I said if it don't matter to you,
it don't matter to me
1164
01:29:07,700 --> 01:29:10,089
# No, no, no, no
1165
01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:15,174
# If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me
1166
01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:23,092
# People all around making sounds
and all kinds of noise
1167
01:29:23,180 --> 01:29:27,617
# If I could only get there, then I could enjoy
1168
01:29:27,700 --> 01:29:29,930
# Who they trying to be,
who they trying to fool?
1169
01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:32,011
# Let's change the mood right now
1170
01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:36,412
# Turn down the lights,
it's time to cool it down
1171
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:41,893
# If it don't matter to you, it don't matter to me
1172
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:49,572
# Yesterday and what we could be,
it don't matter
1173
01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:53,972
# Getting more of what we don't need,
it don't matter
1174
01:29:54,060 --> 01:29:59,373
# Everything, unless I'm with you,
it doesn't matter to me, no
1175
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:04,217
# Bring it on down, bring it on down to me
1176
01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:14,690
# So you wanna be my friend,
so you wanna be my lover
1177
01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:21,933
# With you I do confess
I can't be one without the other
1178
01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:26,930
# That was hard for me to say
I hope I said it right
1179
01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:32,538
# Which ever, come what may,
you see I need to know tonight
1180
01:30:32,620 --> 01:30:40,812
# Do you want to be my one and only love?
1181
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:54,973
# Do you want to be my one and only love?
1182
01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:09,809
# Windows down, the night blows in
1183
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:16,977
# Tap the beat on the wheel as the tyres spin
1184
01:31:19,820 --> 01:31:23,574
# Until we're there crank the radio
1185
01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:32,252
# We'll join in with the songs we know
1186
01:31:34,140 --> 01:31:39,339
# Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight
1187
01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:46,418
# Hey, everything's right,
said everything's right tonight
1188
01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:31,296
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01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:35,171
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