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You were saying that
this time it will be done.

2
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This is a good
business you have made.

3
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Since last two years I am
taking treatment from you.

4
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Bhatia sir I
understand your feelings.

5
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But didn't you only select
the donor after checking...

6
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...the photo and other details.

7
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I am just a doctor and not God.

8
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We tried, but it
didn't work, what do I do?

9
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Doctor it's been 8 years since
she's been keeping all fasts...

10
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and hasn't left out any temple...

11
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...mosque or any saint and now
your telling us "what to do".

12
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I will get it printed in the Times
that you are cheating the people.

13
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Bhatia sir you cool down...
have water. Don't take stress.

14
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If not today then tomorrow,
she will definitely conceive.

15
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What is Dr.
Chaddha sitting here for?

16
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Now look at this and understand.

17
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This is the female organ...

18
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See this is uterus here
somewhere here is the egg.

19
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The sperm and the egg must meet.

20
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Here the sperm travels,
travels and meets here...

21
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...hits here and
then baby is conceived.

22
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Some sperms penetrate,
some bounce back.

23
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In your case this
meeting is not happening

24
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Then make it meet.

25
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If we don't have a child, my
brother will takeaway my business.

26
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He is a big rascal.

27
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Lets take god's
name and try once more

28
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Well fine, as it is it's been 2
years, might as well try once again.

29
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But this time we need a good
quality sperm. - Definitely.

30
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But this is the final try.

31
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Come on... he said
he'll give us a good sperm

32
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Come on...

33
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Sir be prepared to put
these locks permanently.

34
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The samples we have
are good for nothing.

35
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Had even printed 3
ads in the newspaper...

36
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...but not a single
reply worth considering.

37
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Wretched sperm.

38
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Chaman pick up the phone.

39
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Dr. Chaddha's clinic.

40
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I need to talk to Dr. Chaddha

41
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He is in an emergency case. And will
call back, the moment he is free.

42
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I wont spare that idiot

43
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Tell that Dr. Chaddha of yours,
not to lie to me.

44
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He has taken 30% advance from me...

45
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Even after promising, he
hasn't given us a quality sperm.

46
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You tell that fool
I'll hunt him down...

47
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Now, why you are staring at me.

48
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As if I have used the sample.

49
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Chaddha sir get me the
sample of a cricketer.

50
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Not only will he play for the
country but also mint money.

51
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And if we have a sweet girl
then she can become a model

52
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Don't you worry about the money.

53
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We will load you with cash.

54
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We will take very good care sir.

55
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I get it.

56
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You want a Dhoni and
you want an Aishwarya.

57
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Yes, sir.

58
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Then there's no worry what the
child will be when he grows up.

59
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First decide his career and
then give birth to the child.

60
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I will call you. Ok sir.

61
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Thank you.
- Thank you.

62
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God bless.

63
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Aunty take 300 rupees.

64
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What's the matter Dolly aunty?

65
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This shade of lipstick is looking
very nice... its suiting you I say.

66
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When it comes to good looks...
all we can do is take care...

67
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...though the truth is that
with age we will lose it...

68
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...anyways your mom's henna is due.

69
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I'll let her know.
- Just clean it quickly.

70
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By the way did Vicky find a
job or is he still as useless?

71
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He will find one, you
needn't worry. - Okay.

72
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And listen didn't your
engagement break sometime back?

73
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Aren't your folks
looking for another guy?

74
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I will tell you later on. Okay...

75
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...loud mouth.

76
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Oh god its already ten
and Vicky is still sleeping

77
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My knees pain...

78
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I feel like a maid in my own house...
take care of parlor... grand mom.

79
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Oh Vicky

80
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Vicky why don't you wake up.

81
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How long are you going to sleep now?

82
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Wonder why She doesn't let him sleep

83
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A theft has taken place.

84
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Where has the T. V gone.

85
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Vicky
- What happened?

86
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Vicky they have
taken the our T. V...

87
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All the clothes also taken.

88
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Were you sleeping like
Kumbhkaran (sleeping giant)...

89
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...or did you eat an
entire pack of sleeping pills?

90
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Every morning you get possessed
by some ghost or what? Move now...

91
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grand mom we have been destroyed.
Stupid have taken away everything

92
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Why are you abusing? There
is nothing that you can do

93
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Shut up and what you are
seeing from there like monkey.

94
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Let me see at least,
what are you doing?

95
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We have been ruined grand mom.

96
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...good that they stole
the TV coz if you had...

97
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...to sell it to a trash picker...

98
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...you wouldn't have got
more than one thousand.

99
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Your all the old sarees
could've been used for this only

100
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What are you smelling like a dog?

101
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Looks like it was the black
underwear gang... just smell and see.

102
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Go and lodge an FIR and find out
from the shop in Ambar Colony.

103
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They might have sold the T.V. there.

104
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Listen that Mr. Bhale is giving
1500 per month to the watchman...

105
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...and whole night he
whistles outside his house.

106
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Why don't you increase his fees?

107
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Don't you dare talk
about the money to me.

108
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God knows how many kilos of detergent
goes in washing yourjeans...

109
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...and then who pays for
your shopping and...

110
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...club expenses with your friends?

111
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All I know is that if you
want to stay in this house...

112
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...pay 5000 rupees every month...
and that's final.

113
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Let me get the job once then
I will return all your money.

114
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For God sake now don't
start the story of doing a job.

115
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See the entire history so far...

116
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no one has ever done job
in the family of Arora.

117
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Here... take this

118
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Umm... I will not keep quiet.

119
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Why don't you take care of the
business along with your uncle.

120
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You'll have to speak
English in the job.

121
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And the expenses of the attire... I
am not going to give you a penny more

122
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You are my mummy or my enemy.

123
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Now where you are going with
the whisky. Won't you have tea.

124
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Get me phenyl instead

125
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I don't know anything. Now you
come to house after earning money

126
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Vicky stop.

127
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Now suffer because
of the pampering...

128
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Obviously there is no trend of 'good'
morning in your father's house.

129
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A robbery was to happen,
it happened...

130
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The whole life has gone by
but I've never purchased...

131
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...anything for my own self.

132
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My small parlor income can't
take care of your expensive desires.

133
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Wants to buy a flat TV...

134
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What to do your
destiny is only not good...

135
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listen, get me one more
cup of tea. It's too cold.

136
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And as for TV, that I will
buy anyways... that too Sony.

137
00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:02,735
What did you think that I am dog.

138
00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,277
You'll sleep and I'll guard you.

139
00:09:04,527 --> 00:09:06,443
I kept you for barking.

140
00:09:06,943 --> 00:09:09,360
Lazy bum.

141
00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:15,152
Listen. What is this.

142
00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:16,735
Sirji you do your work.

143
00:09:16,818 --> 00:09:19,527
What are you doing. This is my car.

144
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Your car.

145
00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,152
Then what. This is my car.

146
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You keep you car. This is my dog.

147
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You go with your dog.

148
00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:27,068
This is my dog and I am tying.
What is your problem?

149
00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:29,152
If it is yours then take
it some where else. - Why?

150
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,693
Munjal sir what happened.

151
00:09:30,777 --> 00:09:32,735
Nareshji no one is
understanding the matter.

152
00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:34,818
I was coming from the
market in the morning and...

153
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...from market I went in the park.
I did exercise in the park.

154
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What are you doing this.
You are just confusing us.

155
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Munjal sir just clear the matter.

156
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You are not understanding.

157
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I am telling that I went in the
market and did exercise in the park.

158
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When I came here
then seen that this boy

159
00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:50,985
...was tying his dog
in front of my car.

160
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,860
Oh god why you are taking so much
time in explaining. - I'll tell you.

161
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This is your house.

162
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Ground floor is mine.

163
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Ground floor is yours and car
is also yours. - This is my car.

164
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Is it your dog.

165
00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:01,110
This is not my dog.

166
00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:02,693
You understand this.
- The same thing I am telling.

167
00:10:02,777 --> 00:10:04,818
This is not my dog.
You understand this.

168
00:10:04,902 --> 00:10:06,110
This is a Labradog.

169
00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:08,027
See carefully it is Doberman.

170
00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:10,943
My experience says it is labradog.

171
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,068
What is this
nuisance in the morning.

172
00:10:13,152 --> 00:10:15,818
Now get lost from here.

173
00:10:15,943 --> 00:10:17,652
You listen to me.

174
00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:18,735
What are you doing?

175
00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,568
Isn't he cute?

176
00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:23,277
Listen... I was...
- Excuse me.

177
00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:26,485
Isn't he cute?

178
00:10:26,568 --> 00:10:27,902
You like it?
- Yes, very much. - What the price?

179
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:32,443
Sold the dog. Bye God
he is a heartless sperm.

180
00:10:33,652 --> 00:10:35,818
Are you happy now?
Come on, let's go.

181
00:10:40,193 --> 00:10:42,235
Some donor have come for interview.
Shall I send them.

182
00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:43,860
Send

183
00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:46,110
Sit.

184
00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:47,902
I have 17 children.

185
00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:49,568
You won't be able to do it...

186
00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:51,777
You just give chance and see.

187
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,985
Hi Baldev.

188
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,193
Hi!
<i>~</i> Hi!

189
00:10:56,277 --> 00:10:58,068
Speak

190
00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:02,818
Get me men's magazines please

191
00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:05,402
Sir, Abhishek.

192
00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:06,735
Can you do it.

193
00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:08,110
What sir.

194
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,360
How much cash do you think
I will make out of this.

195
00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:13,902
I stay in Noida... can do updown.

196
00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:14,943
I can sing

197
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:16,318
I won't get money?

198
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,902
Latha.
- Yes sir.

199
00:11:18,985 --> 00:11:20,402
Latha give me a crocin.

200
00:11:20,735 --> 00:11:21,818
Okay, sir.

201
00:11:21,902 --> 00:11:23,610
Chaman.
- Yes.

202
00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:28,068
Lined up all the
world's losers for me.

203
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,152
Henceforth filter and then send.

204
00:11:30,235 --> 00:11:31,027
Yes sir.

205
00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,568
From tomorrow onwards you
start coming on my shop at Rajori.

206
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,318
You will learn the work in 5
- 6 months and...

207
00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:37,443
...hen start your own work in
South Delhi. - That's right.

208
00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:40,110
Yes How long will you be
wandering aimlessly here and there.

209
00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:41,402
What's the problem?

210
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,110
You are the biggest problem.

211
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:46,652
All you do is sell clothes and you
will make Vicky also do the same.

212
00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:50,360
What grand mom you are
also always cursing him.

213
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,485
What is wrong in his work.
- Again you started.

214
00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:52,693
You always taunt
him about his work...

215
00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:56,610
Uncle I won't sell your polka
dot clothes. I want to do a job.

216
00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:58,402
There is respect in that.

217
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:01,735
And respect is what sets apart
business class from officer class.

218
00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:03,610
I won't lift your shop
shutter up and down...

219
00:12:03,693 --> 00:12:05,235
Vicky this is no way
to talk to elders.

220
00:12:05,318 --> 00:12:07,235
Mummy I want respect.

221
00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:10,110
Oh ya as if I have no respect...

222
00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,860
We are irrespectable people...

223
00:12:11,943 --> 00:12:14,902
for last 50 years I am
running 4 shops in Delhi

224
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,110
Brother... please
- And two are on rental.

225
00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:18,193
Brother cool down.

226
00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:19,735
He's a kid... - From where have
you bought these useless apples.

227
00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,277
Oh
- Hey you listen to me.

228
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,568
I can hire and sack
fifty salesmen like you...

229
00:12:23,652 --> 00:12:24,652
Vicky my son listen.

230
00:12:24,735 --> 00:12:27,818
Grand mom its been fifty
years since I am working...

231
00:12:27,902 --> 00:12:30,860
why don't you sometime
give some respect to me...

232
00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:33,068
If you deserve then I
will give respect to you.

233
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,235
Grand mom when you give
only then I'll deserve.

234
00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:37,485
No first you deserve and then take.

235
00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:38,568
You are strange...

236
00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:39,610
You will make me sell clothes.

237
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:43,152
Hey Vicky... listen...

238
00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:45,902
You look handsome.

239
00:12:45,985 --> 00:12:48,443
Please introduce to me also to...

240
00:12:48,527 --> 00:12:49,693
What intro

241
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,235
Introduce me to that
girl in the parlour.

242
00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:55,985
If mom comes to know
she'll give us a thrashing...

243
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,735
Vicky... c'mon... don't I always
help aunty with her parlor things...

244
00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:03,027
Get me and intro please.
- Please...

245
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,652
Bloody despot...

246
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,152
Okay fine... looks like
you'll not help your friends...

247
00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:08,027
Selfish creature...

248
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,068
Go away.

249
00:13:10,443 --> 00:13:12,527
Come... have a seat

250
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,027
Speak.
- Yes.

251
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:17,443
Yes this is the bill for
the fees and auto charges.

252
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:20,652
Give these duplicate bills later...
First tell the matter.

253
00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,068
His name is Vicky Arora

254
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:24,943
WOW you have WOH one CTOTG TUPGGS...

255
00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:27,110
you idiot, I only told you that...

256
00:13:27,193 --> 00:13:31,735
lam telling you. this is the
bill for the snacks that I ate.

257
00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,818
He did B. Com. from
Bhagat Singh 53%...

258
00:13:36,235 --> 00:13:39,943
...loves loitering
around with his friends.

259
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:41,735
Mother runs a parlour.

260
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:46,735
He himself knows all the work...

261
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,777
...of parlour like manicure...
pedicure etc...

262
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,777
Father is dead but it seems he
has left a lot of money behind.

263
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,235
Status on Face book is 'complicated'
but on Orkut it shows 'single'.

264
00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:56,652
And the watchman was saying that...

265
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,402
...he probably has an affair
with Sweta, his neighbour...

266
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,527
His job application has been
rejected from 4-5 places...

267
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,110
...and is a
beloved of his grandma...

268
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:05,902
Listen my mood is off so If there is
something interesting then tell me.

269
00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:07,443
Now should I make it up or what.

270
00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,193
I told you the facts.

271
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:13,943
Yes his grand
father had 19 children.

272
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:17,235
Come again...

273
00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:21,402
19 children. There were
four twins and 11 singles.

274
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,568
Last child took birth
in the age of <i>78</i> years.

275
00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:25,943
At what age?

276
00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:26,777
78 years.

277
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:27,860
Did you cross check?

278
00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:29,568
There is record in corporation.

279
00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:30,943
What is address.

280
00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:34,568
Address is 6/124, Lajpat Nagar
- 4, New Delhi.

281
00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:43,527
Dolly today it's not effecting.
Have you added more water?

282
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:48,860
Uhh you are drinking slowly.

283
00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:51,860
But even I am not high yet.

284
00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:54,193
Umm. Dolly I'll
tell you something...

285
00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:57,193
I respect you a lot.

286
00:14:57,277 --> 00:15:01,943
Grand mom let it be. By morning
you will forget all this respect...

287
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,027
...and be back to
cursing me and my destiny.

288
00:15:05,943 --> 00:15:11,152
Don't feel bad as I speak
anything in the hangover.

289
00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:17,443
But I didn't get a
single penny in your dowry...

290
00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:20,985
...this hurts me till date...

291
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:22,693
...that's why I speak like that...

292
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:24,818
...grand mom this is wrong.

293
00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:28,110
You know I have
given my whole life...

294
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:31,402
...and my beauty
parlour income to you.

295
00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:37,235
I never served my own mother
as much as I have served you.

296
00:15:37,527 --> 00:15:39,777
And you speak like this...

297
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:43,110
I know it.

298
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,527
And only you can take my tantrums...

299
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:50,110
...that's why I respect you...

300
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,985
but only if you had got
something for me from...

301
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,610
...your home when you got married...

302
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,527
it would have been nice...

303
00:15:57,735 --> 00:16:01,318
when Vicky wife will
get nothing for you...

304
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:03,777
then you'll know how much it hurts

305
00:16:04,235 --> 00:16:09,277
Uhh grand mom I told
you several times...

306
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:13,277
...not to take the
Vicky's name while drinking...

307
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,943
...I loose the high.

308
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:19,193
I don't know what he
will do in his life.

309
00:16:19,568 --> 00:16:25,318
He is a good boy and one day he
will make our ARORA family famous.

310
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,818
Prepare one more.

311
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:36,360
Yes. First finish this one.
- No.

312
00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:38,693
Hey you... blowing empty whistles.
- Yes sir.

313
00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:39,985
How did the theft
happen when you were there?

314
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,610
Sir one round takes 15 minutes.

315
00:16:41,693 --> 00:16:43,402
I am the watchman
and not the superman.

316
00:17:25,193 --> 00:17:27,777
Yes sir what is the matter.

317
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,693
You are chasing me since morning.

318
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,610
I will dial the number 100

319
00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:34,193
Please don't misunderstand me.

320
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,277
I am law abiding citizen.

321
00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:40,402
I have to talk something private.

322
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,152
Talk. Its private only.

323
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,527
No not here. My car is there.

324
00:17:46,027 --> 00:17:48,777
You are searching the in law.
Stop the car here.

325
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,152
Whatever you wish to speak,
speak fast.

326
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,943
Just I asked this casually.

327
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:54,693
Now you tell me about your hobbies.

328
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:57,027
Hobbies... nothing.

329
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,485
After seeing you I
understand that you are correct man.

330
00:18:00,568 --> 00:18:02,443
Oh for what.

331
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,402
For some work.

332
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:08,735
Sirji I mean what you want from me.

333
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:12,027
Well what is your
opinion about the sex.

334
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:14,277
As much as I get is less.

335
00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:16,443
I saw you and understood that

336
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,818
Ok ask me further.

337
00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:21,902
Except this what do you do?

338
00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:23,360
Sir what I am doing and
what I am not doing...

339
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:25,235
...where I am going,
what is your problem.

340
00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:27,443
Stop the car here in the side.
I am feeling uncomfortable.

341
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:30,360
For every small thing
tell me to stop the car.

342
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,568
Anyway am Dr. Baldev Chaddha, M.D.
Infertility specialist.

343
00:18:34,652 --> 00:18:36,193
Shake hand to me.

344
00:18:36,568 --> 00:18:39,485
I had a small
infertility clinic in Dariaganj...

345
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,443
...for the treatment of the married
couple who don't have any issue.

346
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,652
Side by side I am
running a bank also.

347
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:52,068
For that I need a
special donor. Sperm donor.

348
00:18:54,985 --> 00:18:56,027
What happen.

349
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,485
What so funny?

350
00:18:57,735 --> 00:18:59,402
Sir this is the thing for donation.

351
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:01,068
What so funny about it?

352
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,485
<i>$109 -</i>

353
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:08,610
Why are you laughing?

354
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,568
Thank you sir for
dropping me home in the cold.

355
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,652
What's so funny about it?

356
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,068
Think about it... I
will pay you well.

357
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,068
Let it be thank you.

358
00:19:38,818 --> 00:19:41,402
If he wasn't my neighbor, I
would have hit him with my sandal...

359
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:46,527
You beat him and see. I
will cut your water pipeline.

360
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:48,527
Then we'll see how
you wash your henna.

361
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,318
...lndian Idol wannabe...

362
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:54,068
No grand mom you don't be angry.
I was just joking.

363
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,068
Here Vicky have this...

364
00:19:56,152 --> 00:19:57,568
I said thank you Pepsi aunty.

365
00:19:57,652 --> 00:19:59,735
Hello Dolly Beauty Parlour.

366
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,318
Yes just hold on. I am calling.

367
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:05,485
Vicky your phone.
- Coming mummy.

368
00:20:05,568 --> 00:20:07,068
Come quickly.
- Yes.

369
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,110
Yes hello Vicky here.

370
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,277
You... this is the limit...
you've like entered my house...

371
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:18,902
No thank you sir. Now next
time don't try to call me again.

372
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:20,985
Wrong number.

373
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,735
Nowadays too wrong number
phones are coming for you.

374
00:20:23,818 --> 00:20:24,902
Vicky listen.

375
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:25,902
Yes what?

376
00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:29,693
This is parlour's money, go and
deposit it in the cooperative bank.

377
00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:31,027
No mummy

378
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,360
No ya mom... your bank is dated...
it has no reputation...

379
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:33,610
not even an ATM...

380
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,193
Don't fuss around... we've had an
account in the bank since partition.

381
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,193
I am going... but to
open a new account.

382
00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:39,985
Vicky please don't
create a new problem.

383
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,693
Sure. Sure.

384
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,277
Yeah, just give me
like one hour. Okay?

385
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:52,902
Excuse me.

386
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,735
Ma'am I want to open an account.

387
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,402
And here is the money.

388
00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:01,568
Have you come for the
first time in the bank?

389
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:04,277
Yes.

390
00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:06,235
Well, sir that's not how
the accounts are opened.

391
00:21:06,318 --> 00:21:10,818
Fill up the form and take
a token from that counter.

392
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,527
You can come back as
your number comes.

393
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,068
But Ma'am there is
no one in the queue.

394
00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:17,443
Sir these are bank rules. Please.

395
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,443
Weird rules I say.

396
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:21,693
Sir your money.

397
00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:23,902
Thank you, sister.

398
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,193
Thank you so much.

399
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:29,902
Ashima lunch

400
00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,193
Come on, let's go.

401
00:21:33,652 --> 00:21:34,985
Ma'am you are going half day.

402
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,193
I got the token also and we
will fill up the form also.

403
00:21:37,277 --> 00:21:38,693
Its lunch hour sir.

404
00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:39,860
I have to go.

405
00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:42,527
Till then you sign on the bottom.

406
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,943
3 passport photos and
some one to introduce you.

407
00:21:46,027 --> 00:21:48,068
Why others. I can
introduce myself...

408
00:21:48,193 --> 00:21:52,402
Myself Vicky Arora
and you are Ashima Roy.

409
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,527
Oh you are a Bengali?

410
00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,402
Yes I am not Punjabi.

411
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,235
You bring some one else who
has an account in this bank...

412
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,735
...and can introduce you.

413
00:22:02,318 --> 00:22:03,360
Okay.

414
00:22:04,568 --> 00:22:05,527
Shall we?

415
00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:08,693
Ashima, he is
Varun's friend. - What?

416
00:22:09,652 --> 00:22:10,443
Sir.

417
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:11,402
Now what?

418
00:22:12,235 --> 00:22:13,318
Fifth?

419
00:22:13,985 --> 00:22:19,777
The clinic is suffering losses and you
are producing one after another...

420
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:23,027
I have already offered
you but you always say no.

421
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:27,110
Shut up. There is something called
the family back ground of sperm.

422
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,443
Duffer sperm!

423
00:22:28,902 --> 00:22:31,193
Cancel all my appointments.

424
00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:34,277
Madam how is it fault if
I have had a fifth child?

425
00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:36,735
Here, you have...

426
00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:40,610
I thought you'd be a decent
guy since you're a doctor.

427
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,610
By God you really have a dirty mind.

428
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,110
Very awkward. What is dirty in that?

429
00:22:45,443 --> 00:22:48,818
You are asking youngsters to
do such type of cheap work...

430
00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:50,652
Do you even know what
you are talking about?

431
00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:55,068
I have good respect and
my patients worship me

432
00:22:55,152 --> 00:22:56,527
It makes no difference to me.

433
00:22:56,985 --> 00:22:58,235
Keep your respect at home...
doesn't matter to me...

434
00:22:58,652 --> 00:22:59,943
I hate kids

435
00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:00,943
But why?

436
00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:03,777
Have you ever smelled them?
There is so much foul smell.

437
00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:07,860
Of urine... of potty... and
when they vomit doing wuack...

438
00:23:08,277 --> 00:23:09,277
I don't want to have kids...

439
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,485
Who is telling you to
give birth to a child?

440
00:23:11,568 --> 00:23:13,193
When it is my sperm then
won't the child be mine?

441
00:23:13,277 --> 00:23:15,402
Only your sperm will be used.

442
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:18,318
Talk softly... the
shop owner knows me...

443
00:23:18,402 --> 00:23:19,902
Sorry, sorry.

444
00:23:20,568 --> 00:23:23,610
Ya ya I've got it all packed...
now please keep the phone...

445
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,693
Now what I was saying was that...
only the sperm will be yours

446
00:23:28,610 --> 00:23:31,902
...but the responsibility of
the children will not be yours...

447
00:23:31,985 --> 00:23:33,610
Neither the susu nor the potty...

448
00:23:33,735 --> 00:23:36,068
In any case it is going waste.

449
00:23:36,985 --> 00:23:39,777
Become a donor, at least
some one will be benefited.

450
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:41,818
No how do you know
that it is going waste.

451
00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:44,110
And as it is it gets wasted only...

452
00:23:44,318 --> 00:23:46,902
Shall I store it in a
syntax tank overhead or what

453
00:23:46,985 --> 00:23:50,152
Don't store in the
tank but store with me.

454
00:23:50,235 --> 00:23:52,943
I will give you money also for that.

455
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,110
Sir why are you
getting me trapped into...

456
00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:56,402
lam trapping you?

457
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,818
The real trapping is what the
people in cities face these days.

458
00:23:59,943 --> 00:24:03,193
This infertility is the
cancer of modern life.

459
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,027
I don't want to listen.

460
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:11,860
My dear this is the problem of
insecure and highly ambitious people.

461
00:24:11,943 --> 00:24:13,443
See the routine life.

462
00:24:13,902 --> 00:24:19,277
Sitting late in the office then
fighting the traffic return home...

463
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,985
...taking drink and
again working on the laptop.

464
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:25,235
And finally telling your wife
that darling I am too tired.

465
00:24:25,318 --> 00:24:26,818
There married life becomes hell...

466
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:28,652
One's left unable to
do the real work...

467
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,568
On the other hand
are our villagers...

468
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:32,402
their touch is enough
to make a woman conceive

469
00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:36,443
Do you know the root cause
of this problem... ask me what

470
00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:38,777
what...
- Stress

471
00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:40,027
What?

472
00:24:40,193 --> 00:24:41,152
Stress.
- Stress.

473
00:24:41,235 --> 00:24:44,902
The sperm count becomes low
as the stress goes higher.

474
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,943
You and the village...
same to same... copy... ditto

475
00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:51,235
lucky... happy... and
stress free... highly fertile...

476
00:24:51,318 --> 00:24:53,693
...help me please

477
00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:55,902
you've come back to your purpose...

478
00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:59,527
I don't want to do
this social service.

479
00:24:59,777 --> 00:25:02,027
Okay, I agree to you.

480
00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:04,860
But what is the guarantee
that there will be child.

481
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,818
No there is no guarantee...

482
00:25:07,985 --> 00:25:09,527
No guarantee.

483
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,943
But this will be known...

484
00:25:12,027 --> 00:25:15,152
...whether you are capable to
give birth to a child or not.

485
00:25:16,818 --> 00:25:18,402
Stop the car.
- Yes.

486
00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,818
I said stop the car.
- One minute what happened?

487
00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:22,360
Stop the car.

488
00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,443
What happened?

489
00:25:25,402 --> 00:25:27,985
Hello!

490
00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:34,193
How could you say it...
that I am not fit for that...

491
00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:36,360
I cannot give birth to a child?

492
00:25:36,443 --> 00:25:37,735
Don't misunderstand me.

493
00:25:37,818 --> 00:25:39,735
Misunderstanding... my foot...

494
00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:41,277
Now dare you call me ever again...

495
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,443
Listen to me.

496
00:25:42,527 --> 00:25:44,360
Who are you to talk
such crap about me?

497
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,068
Don't misunderstand me.

498
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:54,860
Sorry dear

499
00:25:56,527 --> 00:26:00,193
I'm telling you... I can
give birth to as many kids...

500
00:26:02,443 --> 00:26:05,943
That is exactly why I came to you.

501
00:26:20,152 --> 00:26:22,068
Heights of being a pile on ya...

502
00:26:22,485 --> 00:26:23,902
Now what are you doing here?

503
00:26:23,985 --> 00:26:28,027
Drinking affects the
strength of the sperm...

504
00:26:28,235 --> 00:26:29,485
Uhhhhh...

505
00:26:30,443 --> 00:26:31,985
I haven't said yes to you as yet...

506
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,568
But you haven't said no either...

507
00:26:34,277 --> 00:26:35,652
Understand my problem.

508
00:26:46,902 --> 00:26:48,110
Will you have cold coffee?

509
00:26:48,568 --> 00:26:49,735
Can I drop you somewhere?

510
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:54,193
See Vicky I am not pressurizing you.
but please understand my situation...

511
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,777
Can we talk in the evening. Ok.

512
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,568
Shall I wait.

513
00:26:59,693 --> 00:27:01,485
What time, what time in the evening?

514
00:27:04,485 --> 00:27:05,860
There is one link.

515
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,110
My cousin's brother in
law works with the RBI.

516
00:27:11,777 --> 00:27:13,485
Sorry sir, not possible.

517
00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:18,443
I think I'll now have to
find a source in the ministry

518
00:27:18,568 --> 00:27:20,027
Not even then sir

519
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:23,818
There must be some way out.

520
00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:26,777
I don't know anyone who
has an account with your bank

521
00:27:27,568 --> 00:27:28,902
...does that mean I
can't get my account opened?

522
00:27:29,193 --> 00:27:32,443
Sir I have already told you
I do not have the authority.

523
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,235
You could speak to
the Branch Manager.

524
00:27:34,318 --> 00:27:36,360
I spoke to him

525
00:27:38,943 --> 00:27:43,777
By the way Ashima, your
account is with this bank right?

526
00:27:45,277 --> 00:27:46,193
Obviously

527
00:27:46,277 --> 00:27:49,027
Lets, you and me become friends...

528
00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:52,235
...and you give me a NOC...
my works done...

529
00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:55,402
Sir I don't know you.

530
00:27:58,027 --> 00:27:59,318
Care for some coffee

531
00:28:03,527 --> 00:28:06,527
I'll get some connection...
see you...

532
00:28:13,152 --> 00:28:14,985
Dr. Chaddha I really
gave it a serious thought

533
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:18,527
lam unemployed, sort
of good for nothing...

534
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:21,318
that doesn't mean I'd do
such kind of silly work...

535
00:28:21,652 --> 00:28:23,652
So my final decision is a NO!

536
00:28:26,152 --> 00:28:27,610
Do you believe in God.

537
00:28:28,443 --> 00:28:29,693
Almost

538
00:28:29,902 --> 00:28:31,860
Then, for god's sake say yes

539
00:28:32,902 --> 00:28:37,443
See if I don't get a donor like
you, my clinic will get ruined...

540
00:28:37,527 --> 00:28:39,068
the competition is very tough...

541
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:40,860
...everything will get ruined...

542
00:28:40,943 --> 00:28:42,735
Listen don't do this emotional talk.

543
00:28:43,193 --> 00:28:45,902
Please go ahead and
catch some other party.

544
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:46,902
Thank you.

545
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,277
What are you saying?

546
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,152
Here... things are getting
ruined and you're saying...

547
00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:53,402
...I should speak to someone else...

548
00:28:53,485 --> 00:28:55,360
It won't be that
easy to get someone else

549
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,818
So what do I care...
sit on the seat...

550
00:28:58,652 --> 00:29:00,943
ls there only one guy
in the whole of Delhi.

551
00:29:01,485 --> 00:29:03,652
...neither does he belong
to the Tatas or Birlas...

552
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:07,068
You're just wasting your time
behind him... for no reason...

553
00:29:07,568 --> 00:29:09,235
There is...

554
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,818
There is... something in the boy

555
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,568
This one is of our south trip.
That time Vicky was 8 years old.

556
00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:19,360
And this one... is when I was young

557
00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:21,402
You don't look old now either.

558
00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:23,860
Thank you.

559
00:29:24,735 --> 00:29:26,735
Well...
- By the way I'm not that old...

560
00:29:27,235 --> 00:29:29,652
...but when faced with increasing
responsibilities at a young age...

561
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,360
...the stress does come out on
the body and face. - Yes yes.

562
00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:34,568
And this one is my husband's.

563
00:29:34,652 --> 00:29:37,152
He died after this trip.
This is his last photo.

564
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,277
Doesn't he look a lot like Obama.

565
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,027
Yes yes... same to same...
just 2 shades fairer...

566
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:45,693
Whenever that chap comes on TV,
I leave all my work and sit...

567
00:29:46,402 --> 00:29:49,277
It feels as if he has
taken a rebirth in America.

568
00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,818
Oh Vicky you've come.

569
00:29:51,902 --> 00:29:54,652
You didn't tell me that you are
starting a business with Chaddha sir.

570
00:29:56,735 --> 00:29:57,985
You got quite late.

571
00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:03,235
You were quite a naughty boy... have
come to know of your entire history...

572
00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:05,402
But I didn't reveal
that thing, promise...

573
00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:10,318
Shit man, by god, mom's swear,
you have crossed the limit

574
00:30:10,527 --> 00:30:13,568
Relax, mummy will hear it

575
00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:15,902
Please, don't touch me.

576
00:30:16,235 --> 00:30:19,110
Do you know what a
big pile on you are?

577
00:30:23,527 --> 00:30:26,027
See if you don't want
to do it, then don't.

578
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,902
But don't call me a pile on.

579
00:30:29,318 --> 00:30:30,443
It hurts.

580
00:30:30,568 --> 00:30:31,568
You only tell me...

581
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,652
Sir I am a common man.

582
00:30:34,235 --> 00:30:36,652
I live in Lajpat
Nagar's refugee colony...

583
00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:37,818
My mother is a widow.

584
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:41,152
If she, Pepsi aunty,
Sharma's, Bhalla's, Chopra's...

585
00:30:41,235 --> 00:30:44,193
if they come to know that I do
such... meaning such kind of work...

586
00:30:44,402 --> 00:30:45,693
...then I'll lose
all my respect...

587
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:47,860
you'll get me thrown
out of the colony.

588
00:30:48,235 --> 00:30:54,735
See what I am trying to say is
that I am a certified MBBS doctor...

589
00:30:55,693 --> 00:30:57,360
...and this work is legal.

590
00:30:57,568 --> 00:31:00,527
Not from today but since
the times of the Mahabharata.

591
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,777
I can stand at India
Gate and announce that...

592
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:06,360
...its an ancient science...

593
00:31:06,818 --> 00:31:10,277
when women couldn't have children,
they used to call Rishis...

594
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,152
Rishis used to give their
blessings... 'tatha asthu'...

595
00:31:14,818 --> 00:31:19,485
...and there... done... it's a very
ancient science... what's wrong in it

596
00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:22,610
And if you look at it from
a business point of view...

597
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:25,443
...then you can make money,
I can make money...

598
00:31:25,527 --> 00:31:29,318
...my clinic will get saved...
rest is up to you...

599
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:35,860
Should I leave?

600
00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,235
Good night.
- Good night.

601
00:31:48,902 --> 00:31:49,735
Yes.

602
00:31:49,818 --> 00:31:53,693
Yes, Dr. Chaddha had come in the
morning, he's very jocular by nature

603
00:31:53,777 --> 00:31:56,777
Whiskey has come back... don't know
from where Dr. Chaddha got him from

604
00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:57,985
Okay, mom.

605
00:32:06,193 --> 00:32:07,777
The baby has to be matching with us.

606
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,110
We are very classy people...

607
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,735
...we want our baby to be
like us... refined... you know.

608
00:32:12,152 --> 00:32:13,735
Absolutely aristocratic...

609
00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:19,152
Not a problem. Just fill up
your requirements in the form.

610
00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:22,777
Next week John
Abraham is coming to Delhi.

611
00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:25,360
If he agrees, then
we'll make a deal with him.

612
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,735
Don't joke, Baldev.

613
00:32:26,818 --> 00:32:29,568
Madam you are the one joking.

614
00:32:29,943 --> 00:32:31,943
See it is my guarantee to
give you a healthy sperm...

615
00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:34,152
...with a good hit rate.

616
00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:37,902
But whether the baby will be well
behaved or naughty how I can tell?

617
00:32:37,985 --> 00:32:40,693
You have a nice day.
- Thank you very much, Dr. Baldev.

618
00:32:40,777 --> 00:32:41,860
Next

619
00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:44,402
Sir!

620
00:32:44,485 --> 00:32:45,902
Don't you think it
is a little bit funny?

621
00:32:45,985 --> 00:32:47,443
Yeah, that's okay. Its alright.

622
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,485
Listen to me clearly.

623
00:32:56,735 --> 00:32:57,818
Tell me.

624
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,402
I am doing this
only for pocket money.

625
00:33:02,568 --> 00:33:05,360
There has been no change of heart

626
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:06,402
Okay.

627
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,943
I still hate children.

628
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:09,318
Got it.

629
00:33:09,693 --> 00:33:10,818
Got it.

630
00:33:11,318 --> 00:33:12,152
Go there.

631
00:33:12,235 --> 00:33:13,818
Latha.
- Yes sir...

632
00:33:13,902 --> 00:33:15,152
Take his details.

633
00:33:15,277 --> 00:33:16,152
Okay sir.

634
00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:17,610
Name?

635
00:33:17,693 --> 00:33:18,568
Vicky Arora.

636
00:33:18,652 --> 00:33:19,610
<i>Sex?</i>

637
00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:20,777
Male.

638
00:33:21,318 --> 00:33:22,735
Age?
- 25.

639
00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:24,027
Height? - 5'10

640
00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,652
Come.
- You're coming with me?

641
00:33:25,735 --> 00:33:27,777
Yes, sir. Come sir

642
00:33:30,693 --> 00:33:33,735
There is the wash basin, and
here is the tissue paper...

643
00:33:34,277 --> 00:33:35,485
...and here is the container.

644
00:33:35,735 --> 00:33:37,860
In this, you may
throw it and store it...

645
00:33:41,235 --> 00:33:42,443
Okay sir.

646
00:34:08,402 --> 00:34:09,443
Done sir.

647
00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:15,693
What happened?

648
00:34:15,777 --> 00:34:16,985
Wouldn't happen like this...

649
00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:19,235
No problem.

650
00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:22,277
This is called performance
pressure in medical terms.

651
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,693
Everyone goes through it...
even cricketers before a game...

652
00:34:24,777 --> 00:34:25,818
Don't get tensed.

653
00:34:25,902 --> 00:34:27,527
Come with me.

654
00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:29,568
Come come... inside here...

655
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:30,693
Lata!

656
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,902
Yes sir.

657
00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:34,652
Thank you.

658
00:34:35,235 --> 00:34:36,152
Sit... sit

659
00:34:36,235 --> 00:34:39,027
Don't take stress. We have
a solution for everything.

660
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,735
Here, take this this Oh Boi...

661
00:34:41,152 --> 00:34:43,360
Double X boys... Excite boys...

662
00:34:43,443 --> 00:34:50,610
Triple X... and this
is wild ones... right...

663
00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:51,860
All the best.

664
00:34:51,943 --> 00:34:55,652
Play the DVD and put on the
headphones... all the best

665
00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:11,735
Done?

666
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,735
Done sir.

667
00:35:15,777 --> 00:35:18,152
Congratulations. Your first payment.

668
00:35:18,235 --> 00:35:20,360
Balance will be paid to you
after completing the procedure.

669
00:35:20,443 --> 00:35:21,568
Balance payment.

670
00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:24,860
What I mean is that for the
next five to six months...

671
00:35:24,943 --> 00:35:27,652
...this sample will be
tested in the lab...

672
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:31,735
...and if there is a meeting with the
egg then we shall pay you the balance.

673
00:35:31,818 --> 00:35:33,318
As it is we have a done deal right

674
00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:34,485
You just enjoy!

675
00:35:34,568 --> 00:35:36,610
The spark plug is jammed

676
00:35:36,693 --> 00:35:38,735
My destiny is doomed

677
00:35:38,818 --> 00:35:40,985
My destiny is doomed

678
00:35:42,985 --> 00:35:45,152
Sharma's, Rowde's,
Bhalla's, all victims

679
00:35:45,235 --> 00:35:47,277
Part of the guilty army

680
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,568
Part of the guilty army

681
00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:53,735
No more prayers, no more medicines

682
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,610
I am changing my style

683
00:35:55,902 --> 00:35:57,777
Let all men take a hike

684
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:59,735
I have found the potent Chaddha

685
00:35:59,818 --> 00:36:01,193
Chasing...

686
00:36:01,777 --> 00:36:03,193
Chasing...

687
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:06,068
Chaddha is on the pursuit

688
00:36:06,152 --> 00:36:08,360
Chaddha is on the pursuit

689
00:36:08,443 --> 00:36:10,318
Chaddha is on the pursuit

690
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,277
Chaddha is on the pursuit

691
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,443
Vicky you... now what...

692
00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:17,193
You had told me that you will
meet me when I get myself a job.

693
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:18,652
So I came here first

694
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:19,943
Yeah?

695
00:36:20,527 --> 00:36:21,652
Oh you are working now

696
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,027
Marketing?
- Yuck...

697
00:36:24,402 --> 00:36:25,568
lam a sperm donor

698
00:36:28,402 --> 00:36:30,818
Only sick people like you
can do this kind of work.

699
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,735
Next time don't show me
your face... Get lost.

700
00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,985
He's modern's world's handyman

701
00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:41,277
Going all around
with his sticky hands

702
00:36:45,027 --> 00:36:46,193
Ashima.

703
00:36:47,318 --> 00:36:48,193
Hello

704
00:36:48,443 --> 00:36:49,693
Ashima

705
00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:52,235
Ashima
- Ashima

706
00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:54,485
Ashima
- Ashima

707
00:36:54,568 --> 00:36:55,943
Ashima
- Ashima

708
00:36:56,527 --> 00:36:57,568
Heck!

709
00:36:57,943 --> 00:36:59,568
Ashima
- Hello

710
00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,985
...Is she your relative?

711
00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:03,193
Brother I was helping you.

712
00:37:03,277 --> 00:37:05,402
Keep your help with yourself,
and get out of here.

713
00:37:05,485 --> 00:37:06,985
Seriously, the world just
does not appreciate decency...

714
00:37:07,485 --> 00:37:09,152
And why should I go that way,
I'll go this way...

715
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:10,485
Get lost.

716
00:37:10,568 --> 00:37:12,860
I am a sperm donor
- What?

717
00:37:12,943 --> 00:37:14,985
Chaddha is on the pursuit

718
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:17,443
Chaddha is on the pursuit

719
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,402
Chaddha is on the pursuit

720
00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:22,235
Chaddha is on the pursuit

721
00:37:26,568 --> 00:37:27,860
Couldn't you knock before entering

722
00:37:28,443 --> 00:37:29,693
Why you are feeling shy?

723
00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,360
Mummy papa have gone for a wedding.

724
00:37:33,027 --> 00:37:33,818
I.T.O.

725
00:37:33,902 --> 00:37:36,902
So you've come parading yourself,
to celebrate your honeymoon...

726
00:37:38,985 --> 00:37:40,027
You get lost!

727
00:37:40,485 --> 00:37:42,402
Now even if you call me,
I won't come...

728
00:37:42,735 --> 00:37:46,568
...you know that Sunny and Bunty,
they're always running after me...

729
00:37:46,943 --> 00:37:48,693
...and that Pitampura guy,
he's even bought a car...

730
00:37:48,943 --> 00:37:50,068
I've got everyone
hanging just for you...

731
00:37:50,152 --> 00:37:53,360
Who are you showing attitude to...
I've never stopped you...

732
00:37:53,568 --> 00:37:56,402
Fine, I'm just warning you...

733
00:37:57,652 --> 00:37:59,402
...that there's a whole cue of
boys waiting for me out there...

734
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:02,318
so don't be in this illusion
that you're the only one...

735
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,652
Shut the door...
I've to change my shirt

736
00:38:05,735 --> 00:38:07,318
Ya ya no one's watching you...

737
00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:09,235
bloody loser!

738
00:38:09,485 --> 00:38:10,735
She thinks she is too smart.

739
00:38:10,943 --> 00:38:11,985
I am coming, mother!
- Just go.

740
00:38:12,152 --> 00:38:14,110
Hey Vicky... listen up brother...

741
00:38:14,193 --> 00:38:16,693
Just go off to sleep man...
always butting in from behind

742
00:38:16,985 --> 00:38:19,235
Listen Dimpy, from the parlour,
was giving me the look...

743
00:38:19,318 --> 00:38:20,735
getting it ya...

744
00:38:20,818 --> 00:38:21,818
You went to the parlour.
- Yes

745
00:38:21,902 --> 00:38:23,735
Mum will take my case...
don't ever do that again.

746
00:38:24,277 --> 00:38:26,527
Sorry, see you always
get the action bro...

747
00:38:26,610 --> 00:38:27,902
...here I have a
genuine problem right...

748
00:38:28,027 --> 00:38:30,777
Alright, listen, listen, Don't
introduce me, that's alright.

749
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:31,943
Get me from somewhere else then...

750
00:38:32,027 --> 00:38:33,985
Who am I

751
00:38:34,193 --> 00:38:36,068
Get me some action ya bro
- Here take mine...

752
00:38:36,985 --> 00:38:39,277
You are forgetting your promise.

753
00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:40,985
The love goddess will
never forgive you...

754
00:38:52,818 --> 00:38:54,235
Oh Vicky!

755
00:38:55,443 --> 00:38:56,527
Congratulations.

756
00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,193
We met at the bank.
- Really

757
00:38:58,277 --> 00:38:59,485
Get my account opened

758
00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:02,652
How are you?
- Very good.

759
00:39:05,693 --> 00:39:07,568
Hey... what's up

760
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,443
Hi!

761
00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:14,277
Looking sweet.
Different... kind of cute

762
00:39:14,943 --> 00:39:15,985
Thank you.

763
00:39:16,485 --> 00:39:19,902
So, you're single.

764
00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:22,110
How would you know?

765
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:25,902
Otherwise your boyfriend would
be sniffing around like a dog...

766
00:39:25,985 --> 00:39:27,735
...guarding you...
- Excuse me.

767
00:39:28,193 --> 00:39:32,193
I am an independent working
girl and not like other girls

768
00:39:32,568 --> 00:39:33,152
I know.

769
00:39:33,235 --> 00:39:34,693
Therefore don't even try.

770
00:39:34,902 --> 00:39:37,693
Why, working girls
don't have affairs?

771
00:39:37,818 --> 00:39:42,110
May be, but they definitely don't need
a boyfriend sniffing around them...

772
00:39:42,777 --> 00:39:44,110
...at least I don't

773
00:39:44,193 --> 00:39:46,443
Madam see... that depends...

774
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,818
...if you trap a simple,
decent dog...

775
00:39:48,902 --> 00:39:52,110
I mean boyfriend like me... then
he is bound to sniff around...

776
00:39:52,943 --> 00:39:57,818
lam trapping you... don't forget
you came here to speak to me...

777
00:39:57,902 --> 00:39:58,860
don't forget...

778
00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:01,943
Look... standing here alone...,
all dressed up...

779
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:05,402
...these are the
beginnings of setting the trap...

780
00:40:06,693 --> 00:40:09,485
I didn't know that
I'd meet you here...

781
00:40:09,943 --> 00:40:13,277
And if you would have known, you
wouldn't have come dressed up?

782
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:15,860
I wouldn't have come!

783
00:40:17,735 --> 00:40:18,610
Hi.

784
00:40:26,985 --> 00:40:28,402
You are back!!

785
00:40:28,735 --> 00:40:31,402
No, am still stuck in traffic.
Didn't sleep yet...

786
00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:37,193
Your dad would snore all night,
let out gas repeatedly...

787
00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:40,568
I would fight that you
are not letting me sleep...

788
00:40:40,652 --> 00:40:44,277
I would then come to
your room and sleep...

789
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:48,277
...and no sooner would I catch a
wink than he'd come & call me...

790
00:40:48,568 --> 00:40:52,235
...would hold my
hand all night long...

791
00:40:52,527 --> 00:40:56,735
...how do I suppose I'd
feel sleepy now all alone?

792
00:40:57,277 --> 00:40:58,360
Shall I prepare a drink.

793
00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:08,443
No, I'll go in just five
minutes and sleep down

794
00:41:23,235 --> 00:41:27,402
By the way hundred percent we share
some higher connection between...

795
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,443
we keep bumping into each other...

796
00:41:29,527 --> 00:41:31,693
first at the market,
then on the road...

797
00:41:31,985 --> 00:41:36,777
...then at the sangeet...
quite unbelievable.

798
00:41:40,443 --> 00:41:43,027
Remove the life out of the computer...
what're you so busy with...

799
00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:44,777
...that you can't even
spare a minute to respond...

800
00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:48,277
...there's this dude sitting
in front of you talking crap...

801
00:41:49,485 --> 00:41:50,902
...at least respond...

802
00:41:53,985 --> 00:41:55,527
Sir this is not my drawing room.

803
00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:58,610
That I should
entertain you... it's a bank...

804
00:41:59,152 --> 00:42:02,068
Give me your address,
drawing room, bedroom...

805
00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:06,360
we could chat anywhere. even
I am quite uncomfortable here

806
00:42:13,735 --> 00:42:14,360
Sorry.

807
00:42:17,027 --> 00:42:20,193
Was telling you... to be seated
quietly... now you've broken it...

808
00:42:20,568 --> 00:42:22,402
...give you one tight one...

809
00:42:22,485 --> 00:42:24,902
Sir is that your son...

810
00:42:24,985 --> 00:42:25,943
...yes he is my son.

811
00:42:26,027 --> 00:42:27,693
No just think and be
sure that he is your son.

812
00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,110
Yes he is my son.

813
00:42:30,193 --> 00:42:32,110
Does anyone get his son to
the bank for an outing...

814
00:42:32,777 --> 00:42:34,360
...its the worlds
most boring place...

815
00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:36,152
...listen kid you carry on playing

816
00:42:42,068 --> 00:42:43,777
He's come here so many times.

817
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:46,485
I know he is an over the
top guy, but he's cute.

818
00:42:46,568 --> 00:42:48,652
Come on your single enjoy it.

819
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:50,610
Don't be a bore

820
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,110
EnjOY

821
00:42:52,443 --> 00:42:53,818
What bore...

822
00:42:54,318 --> 00:42:57,527
...why do you people feel that I
don't want to be in a relationship.

823
00:42:57,735 --> 00:43:00,152
No listen. I have to be sure first.

824
00:43:00,818 --> 00:43:04,277
Yes but at least meet
him once & as it is...

825
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,152
...who is asking you
to have sex with him.

826
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:08,860
Look at these marriage photos... both
of you are looking so cute together.

827
00:43:08,943 --> 00:43:10,318
See this one.

828
00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,735
Dr. Trehan any problem.

829
00:43:57,902 --> 00:44:00,152
Ok let me call you back.

830
00:44:00,902 --> 00:44:02,360
Whose sample is this?

831
00:44:02,610 --> 00:44:04,235
Is everything ok.

832
00:44:04,318 --> 00:44:06,110
Ok. more than ok.

833
00:44:06,318 --> 00:44:07,777
I say unbelievable.

834
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:11,693
His sperm count is 100 million
and motility rate is very strong.

835
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,110
Outstanding.

836
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,568
Who is this?

837
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:16,485
Well, he's a foreigner...

838
00:44:16,777 --> 00:44:19,318
So finally you found your Alexander

839
00:44:19,402 --> 00:44:21,735
Dr. Trehan why are
you joking with me.

840
00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:29,527
Hello Chaman give an
appointment to Bhatia.

841
00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:31,277
Vicky!
- Yes

842
00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:35,443
Some Chaman had come
by in the morning...

843
00:44:35,527 --> 00:44:37,193
...and gave this sweet box...

844
00:44:37,693 --> 00:44:39,402
...was saying
there's some good news.

845
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:40,860
When did he come.

846
00:44:40,943 --> 00:44:42,985
He had come early in the morning

847
00:44:46,235 --> 00:44:47,360
So how does it feel.

848
00:44:47,443 --> 00:44:49,777
You've conceived for the
first time... that too twins...

849
00:44:50,235 --> 00:44:52,735
lam shit sacred...

850
00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:54,568
lam shit sacred...

851
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:58,777
Meaning why the hell did
you send the laddoos home...

852
00:44:59,152 --> 00:45:01,902
...henceforth am not telling
anyone that I am a sperm donor...

853
00:45:02,235 --> 00:45:05,610
...the women are slapping me
while your making me eat laddoos

854
00:45:05,693 --> 00:45:08,943
You know... women they're
just wired differently...

855
00:45:09,193 --> 00:45:12,735
...god hasn't made such a
woman who can understand a man...

856
00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:16,110
...but you don't feel
disappointed... it'll affect...

857
00:45:16,443 --> 00:45:19,652
...and with such women... neither
waste your time nor your sperm...

858
00:45:19,735 --> 00:45:21,735
...seriously your sperm
count is outstanding...

859
00:45:21,818 --> 00:45:22,985
first time in my career...

860
00:45:23,235 --> 00:45:24,485
lets give it another shot...

861
00:45:25,485 --> 00:45:28,485
No sir the world is very mean.

862
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:32,152
If everyone comes to know... doing
nothing, am becoming a father...

863
00:45:32,568 --> 00:45:35,110
And if your clients
spread the word...

864
00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:37,943
...then mom will throw
me out of the house...

865
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,277
Why would the
clients spread the news.

866
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,152
There is confidentiality
clause in the contract

867
00:45:44,235 --> 00:45:48,902
Sir may I say something, I did this
just once just to keep your word...

868
00:45:49,068 --> 00:45:50,152
...now I don't want to
make a habit out of it...

869
00:45:50,235 --> 00:45:51,902
No no make it a habit.

870
00:45:51,985 --> 00:45:53,277
Idiotic.

871
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,235
Yes mummy.

872
00:45:55,318 --> 00:45:56,735
Did you purchase a TV

873
00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:57,943
What TV

874
00:45:58,027 --> 00:46:00,485
Yes they've brought this LCD

875
00:46:00,568 --> 00:46:01,527
LCD?

876
00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:02,735
Yes.

877
00:46:03,068 --> 00:46:05,318
Why aren't you speaking?
Where did you get the money from?

878
00:46:05,818 --> 00:46:07,777
Ya... ya ya mom it's yours keep it.

879
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:10,277
Keep it inside please

880
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,110
Long live my Vicky.

881
00:46:13,193 --> 00:46:15,485
Look Vicky if you've
touched my bank account...

882
00:46:15,568 --> 00:46:16,985
...I am telling you...
don't increase my BP...

883
00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:18,902
Ya mom I'll explain later

884
00:46:21,318 --> 00:46:22,318
TV.

885
00:46:22,402 --> 00:46:23,027
LCD!

886
00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:25,360
LCD... and this is
just the beginning...

887
00:46:25,443 --> 00:46:29,693
Bhatia has sent the LCD in
celebration of his twins.

888
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:31,527
Now you wait and watch
what all you'll get both...

889
00:46:31,610 --> 00:46:32,985
...in cash and in kind...

890
00:46:33,068 --> 00:46:35,985
...there is much to
enjoy for a sperm like you

891
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,568
What would be the cost of LCD

892
00:46:38,652 --> 00:46:40,193
Fifty to sixty thousand.

893
00:46:41,818 --> 00:46:43,402
Sir why don't you understand.

894
00:46:43,485 --> 00:46:45,860
Technically I have
become a father...

895
00:46:46,568 --> 00:46:48,193
...and it feels really strange

896
00:46:48,277 --> 00:46:50,068
What feeling my dear

897
00:46:50,568 --> 00:46:52,360
Just do what you feel like doing...

898
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,693
eat well, sleep well,
and dress well...

899
00:46:54,777 --> 00:46:56,985
...don't take stress...
it'll affect your sperms

900
00:46:57,068 --> 00:47:00,068
All the time sperm sperm. Cant
you ever think of anything else...

901
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,527
Listen listen...

902
00:47:02,777 --> 00:47:05,193
I get like over a
thousand biodatas everyday...

903
00:47:05,277 --> 00:47:07,652
...with people
applying to be sperm donors...

904
00:47:07,735 --> 00:47:09,652
...ask Chaman if you wish to...

905
00:47:10,235 --> 00:47:12,818
If you had so much
choice why did you select me.

906
00:47:12,902 --> 00:47:16,360
Listen... sit... sit...

907
00:47:16,985 --> 00:47:20,735
...call it 20 years
experience or 6th sense...

908
00:47:21,027 --> 00:47:24,027
I can tell a good sperm just
by looking at a man's face...

909
00:47:25,735 --> 00:47:26,902
You're taking my case...

910
00:47:26,985 --> 00:47:29,402
See your report, its brilliant.

911
00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:32,985
Such DNA belong only
to the true Aryans...

912
00:47:33,485 --> 00:47:37,527
your a pure Aryan... you're
the son of an Aryan you bloody...

913
00:47:41,527 --> 00:47:43,235
...you're the son of
an Aryan you bloody...

914
00:47:48,985 --> 00:47:50,443
Confused sperm.

915
00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:51,777
Listen

916
00:47:51,985 --> 00:47:55,152
Have you ever heard
the name of Alexander.

917
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,818
Your DNA belongs to his family.

918
00:47:58,068 --> 00:47:59,110
What are you talking.

919
00:47:59,235 --> 00:48:01,818
Listen listen

920
00:48:02,110 --> 00:48:04,777
Look... whets written here...

921
00:48:04,860 --> 00:48:06,152
Map
. Map

922
00:48:06,235 --> 00:48:07,110
What's written here...

923
00:48:07,193 --> 00:48:09,318
The conquest of Alexander the Great

924
00:48:09,402 --> 00:48:12,777
Look this is Macedonia,
Alexander's country...

925
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:15,568
from here he takes off...
continues continues...

926
00:48:15,652 --> 00:48:17,818
reaches here Asia
Minor meaning Turkey...

927
00:48:17,902 --> 00:48:20,860
from Turkey he takes off straight,
then left then again left and...

928
00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:23,110
...then a right
and reaches Persia...

929
00:48:23,277 --> 00:48:27,985
...after crossing Persia... and via
Hindukush he entered into INDIA...

930
00:48:29,610 --> 00:48:33,527
...but before he reached INDIA...
he had many marriages...

931
00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:36,568
...post marriage left
his soldiers behind...

932
00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:40,068
Alexander's soldiers and
local women had sex...

933
00:48:40,277 --> 00:48:45,360
...and married each other... and
had their children... understood...

934
00:48:45,443 --> 00:48:48,652
...and you guys came here
only after the partition right?

935
00:48:48,735 --> 00:48:50,693
And Lajpat nagar ls
full of refugees...

936
00:48:50,777 --> 00:48:54,068
...you also are a refugee right...
so all this happened right there...

937
00:48:55,068 --> 00:49:00,318
what I am trying to say is
that you are a pure Aryan race!

938
00:49:00,402 --> 00:49:04,818
Don't believe me do you... look this
is history and this is science...

939
00:49:04,902 --> 00:49:08,235
they both go along together...
parallel

940
00:49:08,777 --> 00:49:10,568
I am a man of science

941
00:49:10,902 --> 00:49:12,818
We can not go on together...
parallel...

942
00:49:12,902 --> 00:49:14,610
...just drop me home please

943
00:49:15,318 --> 00:49:21,402
Listen... the sperm count of
an Aryan is best in the world.

944
00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:25,235
I get all types of
demands from overseas...

945
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:29,693
...sperm samples of Brad Pitt,
Shahrukh Khan, Lady Gaga, Beckham.

946
00:49:29,777 --> 00:49:35,152
Clients demand the sperm
samples of such celebrities...

947
00:49:35,485 --> 00:49:38,068
Now you please tell me where am
I to get their samples from...

948
00:49:39,068 --> 00:49:41,735
...but since there is a
demand we would have to meet it

949
00:49:42,235 --> 00:49:43,318
H OW?

950
00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:44,902
You are there na...

951
00:49:45,818 --> 00:49:48,902
You play cricket so
you are my Dhoni...

952
00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:51,735
...handsome you already are,
so there is my Beckham...

953
00:49:52,068 --> 00:49:54,818
you dance, sing well...
there you go - Lady Gaga...

954
00:49:55,068 --> 00:49:58,652
and drama is inborn in us Indians...
so you become my Shahrukh...

955
00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:03,235
...consumer is happy and
so is the manufacturer...

956
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:07,860
Sir increase my rate then...

957
00:50:10,027 --> 00:50:11,610
Rascal.

958
00:50:12,652 --> 00:50:14,152
Greedy sperm...

959
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:36,235
When this little flower
bud blooms into a plant

960
00:50:37,110 --> 00:50:41,193
It blooms into a bud.

961
00:50:42,277 --> 00:50:43,735
Hey, iPhone has come.

962
00:50:45,277 --> 00:50:46,693
This is a 16GB one.

963
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,943
Dear, I had asked for a 32 GB one.

964
00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:50,360
Cheers.

965
00:50:50,943 --> 00:50:53,068
It blooms into a bud

966
00:50:53,152 --> 00:50:56,527
And so does the demand for this...

967
00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:59,652
...that and just about
everything that money can buy

968
00:50:59,902 --> 00:51:00,860
Dolly Arora..

969
00:51:00,943 --> 00:51:04,610
Didn't you say Rs.5,000
per month? This is 5,000..

970
00:51:05,152 --> 00:51:06,693
From where did you get this money?

971
00:51:06,777 --> 00:51:08,860
We want the best quality sperm

972
00:51:14,193 --> 00:51:15,818
Don't worry about the money

973
00:51:18,027 --> 00:51:20,110
We're getting demand
from foreign countries...

974
00:51:20,193 --> 00:51:22,943
Give me cash. - Cash. - Cash.

975
00:51:23,193 --> 00:51:25,360
I need a good
quality Indian sperm donor.

976
00:51:25,693 --> 00:51:28,110
Cash. Give me cash.

977
00:51:29,110 --> 00:51:30,235
Cash.

978
00:51:39,027 --> 00:51:40,902
Mrs. Bhatia breathe...

979
00:51:43,277 --> 00:51:44,568
Take a deep breath...

980
00:51:44,652 --> 00:51:51,568
When this little plant
turns into a big tree

981
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:55,360
Turns into a big tree

982
00:51:58,235 --> 00:52:05,318
The feeling takes over to
live big, in style and live free

983
00:52:08,485 --> 00:52:11,818
And so does the demand for this...

984
00:52:12,068 --> 00:52:14,943
...that and just about
everything that money can buy

985
00:52:15,402 --> 00:52:21,985
As the wants are unlimited
and even bigger than the sky

986
00:52:46,568 --> 00:52:51,027
lam late. I will try and
make it as soon as I can.

987
00:52:57,152 --> 00:52:58,318
Auto.

988
00:53:01,235 --> 00:53:04,818
What are you doing madam.
Delhi is not safe in night. Come.

989
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,068
First CR park please

990
00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:16,318
So, how's work at the bank going...

991
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,443
...but you have quite
an interesting job...

992
00:53:19,985 --> 00:53:21,860
...just sit back and
count others' cash...

993
00:53:25,152 --> 00:53:27,110
Don't you get bored...

994
00:53:27,443 --> 00:53:33,318
Meaning there isn't a single guy in
the bank whom you could check out...

995
00:53:34,068 --> 00:53:37,193
I go there for work,
not to check out guy

996
00:53:37,610 --> 00:53:40,610
As I told you, I am not interested.

997
00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:44,027
That's the problem... just chill...

998
00:53:44,152 --> 00:53:48,943
...take life lightly... else
you'll be frustrated all life long

999
00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:52,193
Well, am I the
frustrated one or you...

1000
00:53:52,527 --> 00:53:53,443
You.

1001
00:53:53,527 --> 00:53:55,902
...who was checking out
those useless magazines.

1002
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:01,068
O.K. so I did see those magazines...

1003
00:54:01,152 --> 00:54:03,068
but didn't buy a single one...
check if you wish to...

1004
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,735
Please Take left in the street.

1005
00:54:05,152 --> 00:54:07,235
Here's your Bengali colony

1006
00:54:07,568 --> 00:54:08,652
Ashima...

1007
00:54:09,735 --> 00:54:11,693
...no bye... no thanks...

1008
00:54:11,902 --> 00:54:13,443
Am not that bad...

1009
00:54:20,068 --> 00:54:21,110
Good night.

1010
00:54:21,818 --> 00:54:24,943
Sir by the way you
could have done much.

1011
00:54:25,318 --> 00:54:27,527
Just take it to Lajpat Nagar

1012
00:54:28,318 --> 00:54:29,943
You're a smart chap...

1013
00:54:30,027 --> 00:54:31,610
Don't talk crap... lets go

1014
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:41,235
This way.

1015
00:54:43,485 --> 00:54:44,527
Hi!

1016
00:54:44,693 --> 00:54:47,277
Hi I am sorry I got late...
too much traffic...

1017
00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:50,110
uhh should we order for lunch?

1018
00:54:50,277 --> 00:54:53,527
Obviously but I
thought you would not come.

1019
00:54:53,777 --> 00:54:56,652
Now that night you
dropped me at home safely

1020
00:54:56,818 --> 00:55:00,277
...didn't even take the money
for auto also, so one lunch is O.K.

1021
00:55:00,818 --> 00:55:02,818
I was going home
in the auto anyways.

1022
00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:06,235
Anyway where do you work.

1023
00:55:06,318 --> 00:55:07,402
What.

1024
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:09,152
Where do you work.

1025
00:55:09,235 --> 00:55:14,443
I am looking for a job and for
time being I am in export import.

1026
00:55:14,527 --> 00:55:15,818
Of what?

1027
00:55:17,068 --> 00:55:19,110
Handicrafts
- Really!

1028
00:55:19,193 --> 00:55:22,235
Really my dad was
working in Handicraft Emporium.

1029
00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:24,818
I mean he is retired now

1030
00:55:26,610 --> 00:55:28,318
What happened, what so funny...

1031
00:55:29,443 --> 00:55:34,318
What happened, what's so funny...
so are you single

1032
00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,735
You want to confirm
before having an affair

1033
00:55:36,818 --> 00:55:39,860
No I am just asking you.

1034
00:55:39,943 --> 00:55:41,527
I hardly know you.

1035
00:55:41,902 --> 00:55:43,985
I don't want have
an affair with you.

1036
00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:46,777
Then how come
you've come for a date.

1037
00:55:48,485 --> 00:55:49,818
I just came.

1038
00:55:50,693 --> 00:55:52,110
It is not a date.

1039
00:55:53,277 --> 00:55:54,652
O.K. leave it.

1040
00:55:54,735 --> 00:55:56,068
Have I held you as yet

1041
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,943
You always talk like this.

1042
00:56:01,193 --> 00:56:02,485
I talk like that also.

1043
00:56:05,777 --> 00:56:07,068
Ma'am, your order please.

1044
00:56:09,193 --> 00:56:11,360
There is a reason
- Bye.

1045
00:56:11,443 --> 00:56:13,818
<i>For this restlessness</i>

1046
00:56:14,027 --> 00:56:16,068
I like you

1047
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,527
this I agree to

1048
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:30,027
There is a reason

1049
00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:32,360
<i>for this restlessness</i>

1050
00:56:32,652 --> 00:56:34,860
I like you

1051
00:56:34,943 --> 00:56:37,360
this I agree to

1052
00:56:37,735 --> 00:56:41,485
There was once some disinterest

1053
00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:42,443
Hello.

1054
00:56:42,527 --> 00:56:47,235
Now I have found peace, limitless

1055
00:56:49,110 --> 00:56:50,360
Bye.

1056
00:56:50,985 --> 00:56:54,610
Let me be lost
- I am getting late.

1057
00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:56,068
Today no bank

1058
00:56:56,152 --> 00:56:57,652
Why... I never bunked

1059
00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:59,235
There is always a first day.

1060
00:56:59,318 --> 00:57:00,318
But why?

1061
00:57:00,402 --> 00:57:02,027
Yeah, tomorrow..

1062
00:57:03,777 --> 00:57:05,777
She is having a burger. Call later.

1063
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:07,860
Daily bunk for one or
two hours... it'll help

1064
00:57:07,943 --> 00:57:12,318
It's time to love you

1065
00:57:14,277 --> 00:57:16,318
Let me be lost

1066
00:57:16,568 --> 00:57:18,318
Let me lose myself

1067
00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:21,068
Let me be lost

1068
00:57:21,152 --> 00:57:22,985
Let me lose myself

1069
00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:28,235
It's not the weather, it's the heart

1070
00:57:28,527 --> 00:57:33,152
<i>You are unique, the rest is useless</i>

1071
00:57:33,777 --> 00:57:35,443
<i>You are unique, the rest is useless</i>

1072
00:57:35,902 --> 00:57:38,110
<i>You are unique, the rest is useless</i>

1073
00:57:38,402 --> 00:57:43,318
You are unique

1074
00:57:44,443 --> 00:57:48,485
Let me be lost

1075
00:57:49,193 --> 00:57:53,235
Let me lose myself

1076
00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:58,443
Let me be lost

1077
00:57:59,027 --> 00:58:00,443
Panditji what happened?

1078
00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:05,735
Vicky Pepsi aunty was
asking me what you do.

1079
00:58:06,068 --> 00:58:08,152
I told her to ask you herself.

1080
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:11,360
Whatever you all are planning,
send it out of boundary.

1081
00:58:11,443 --> 00:58:13,277
See my dear there is no hurry.

1082
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,402
But one thing let me tell you...

1083
00:58:15,485 --> 00:58:20,068
...that I really think you and
Sweta look really sweet together

1084
00:58:20,152 --> 00:58:24,568
See son now you have
started earning, so get married.

1085
00:58:25,277 --> 00:58:26,527
Today your telling
me to get married...

1086
00:58:26,902 --> 00:58:28,485
...tomorrow you'll
tell me to have kids...

1087
00:58:28,568 --> 00:58:29,318
Right.

1088
00:58:29,402 --> 00:58:33,402
If its only about kids, then I
can have them today itself...

1089
00:58:38,318 --> 00:58:39,777
Vicky.

1090
00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:50,985
Why did you kiss me and all of that?

1091
00:58:51,818 --> 00:58:54,318
That night I was drunk, after
that have I ever touched you...

1092
00:58:54,527 --> 00:58:56,027
...put on your dupatta

1093
00:58:56,193 --> 00:58:59,027
Put on my dupatta...
Why're you ignoring me.

1094
00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:01,402
You were drunk
just that one night...

1095
00:59:01,652 --> 00:59:02,485
...what about the other nights.

1096
00:59:02,568 --> 00:59:05,527
What other nights. I
never touched you.

1097
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:06,818
Did lever stop you.

1098
00:59:07,193 --> 00:59:10,027
See the door is open,
somebody could see us...

1099
00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:13,193
what are you doing...
get away from me

1100
00:59:16,693 --> 00:59:18,735
Look if you don't want to
do marriage now then O.K.

1101
00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:22,527
I will convince to mummy, but don't
break our relationship in this way...

1102
00:59:22,610 --> 00:59:24,193
What relationship...

1103
00:59:24,277 --> 00:59:26,318
I have already told you that
we are just childhood friends

1104
00:59:26,527 --> 00:59:27,693
don't raise false hopes...

1105
00:59:27,777 --> 00:59:30,652
So you do all that with a friend
that one should do with a girlfriend.

1106
00:59:33,943 --> 00:59:36,902
Aren't you feeling anything...

1107
00:59:38,693 --> 00:59:41,860
...just troubling me aren't you...
or you've found somebody else...

1108
00:59:42,485 --> 00:59:43,568
There's no one else...

1109
00:59:43,943 --> 00:59:47,277
...and even If there is why should
I tell you... bloody pile on...

1110
00:59:47,735 --> 00:59:49,443
Hooo... when that you've
done everything with me...

1111
00:59:49,527 --> 00:59:51,110
...I've become a pile on

1112
00:59:51,402 --> 00:59:53,485
I even given you all
my pocket money...

1113
00:59:53,568 --> 00:59:54,652
now you give me back all my money

1114
00:59:54,735 --> 00:59:57,152
There... shown your real self...

1115
00:59:57,485 --> 01:00:00,152
Bloody typical C block mentality...
here take this...

1116
01:00:00,318 --> 01:00:01,860
...here here take all your money...
haven't even counted it

1117
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:05,777
I will take my money and
now you see... what I do...

1118
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:07,985
I will tell everything to aunty...
open up all your secrets

1119
01:00:08,068 --> 01:00:10,193
What you will tell.

1120
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,943
Yes I know everything
about you and the doctor...

1121
01:00:13,027 --> 01:00:14,568
I know all that's going on
between the two of you...

1122
01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:15,818
What do you know.

1123
01:00:16,027 --> 01:00:19,902
That you're getting
your treatment done

1124
01:00:20,068 --> 01:00:25,527
Treatment... hahahah... Go,
go, tell everyone...

1125
01:00:25,693 --> 01:00:28,402
Yes I will tell to the
entire colony and you go to hell.

1126
01:00:28,485 --> 01:00:31,568
You go to hell. You take your money.

1127
01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:33,527
Now I'll show you
when you come to me...

1128
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:34,943
And one more thing...

1129
01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:40,318
One day or other all this
will come out in the open.

1130
01:00:43,943 --> 01:00:47,902
I've become habituated to
earning quick money thanks to you...

1131
01:00:48,652 --> 01:00:50,277
What is wrong in this?

1132
01:00:50,527 --> 01:00:53,443
As it is what does a boyfriend and
girl friend do with each other...

1133
01:00:53,527 --> 01:00:54,193
Why?

1134
01:00:54,277 --> 01:00:58,152
Eating burgers at Wimpy's.
Some kisses... some touching...

1135
01:00:58,235 --> 01:01:02,068
...now they aren't going to have
kids right... all wastage of sperm...

1136
01:01:02,318 --> 01:01:06,568
Listen now you be
away from all these.

1137
01:01:06,818 --> 01:01:08,027
All the time

1138
01:01:10,568 --> 01:01:13,027
You land up connecting such
diverse topics with each other...

1139
01:01:13,110 --> 01:01:15,652
If I listen to you... I'll
land up dying a bachelor

1140
01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:18,568
Come on your job.

1141
01:01:25,235 --> 01:01:27,735
Me, hi I'm on the treadmill...

1142
01:01:30,068 --> 01:01:31,235
...what are you doing in parlour?

1143
01:01:31,318 --> 01:01:32,860
Hadn't you refused me? Are
you out of your mind?

1144
01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:35,277
You hang in there, am coming.
Stay there. Okay bye.

1145
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:37,818
What are you doing here?

1146
01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:41,152
Extremely sorry sir, not
today please next time double

1147
01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:42,735
Just give a little bit.

1148
01:01:42,943 --> 01:01:44,527
Give some at least...

1149
01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:47,527
Hey have called for some
sweets from Tiwaris...

1150
01:01:47,610 --> 01:01:48,902
Send them home...

1151
01:01:55,402 --> 01:01:57,652
Ma'am, your driver is waiting...

1152
01:01:57,735 --> 01:01:58,860
Leave that.

1153
01:01:59,277 --> 01:02:00,443
Mom... here's the money...

1154
01:02:00,693 --> 01:02:02,443
Thank you aunty I will be back. Bye.

1155
01:02:03,318 --> 01:02:10,735
O stranger from distant lands

1156
01:02:11,318 --> 01:02:18,027
Your home is across the seas...
O, dear foreigner

1157
01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:22,360
I could not understand anything...
but you sing beautifully...

1158
01:02:23,235 --> 01:02:24,860
This was mom's favourite song...

1159
01:02:26,277 --> 01:02:27,818
...5 year's back she died,
since then...

1160
01:02:27,902 --> 01:02:29,068
Sir tea

1161
01:02:29,402 --> 01:02:31,318
In the house there's
only myself, dad and Peeshi

1162
01:02:33,985 --> 01:02:36,943
One thing's for sure...

1163
01:02:38,402 --> 01:02:40,777
...your children will
become singers

1164
01:02:40,943 --> 01:02:42,193
Meaning

1165
01:02:42,735 --> 01:02:46,193
Genes, after all they
will have an effect.

1166
01:02:46,943 --> 01:02:49,902
Well do you love children.

1167
01:02:50,235 --> 01:02:51,193
You love kids.

1168
01:02:51,277 --> 01:02:53,610
I'm ok

1169
01:02:54,027 --> 01:02:55,443
I love kids

1170
01:02:55,527 --> 01:02:57,068
You love kids
- I love them.

1171
01:02:57,277 --> 01:03:00,568
I am also a kid only.

1172
01:03:01,693 --> 01:03:08,527
Unsaid things get colored

1173
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:15,777
You start calling a
person your very own

1174
01:03:16,652 --> 01:03:18,152
Sir its coming switched off.

1175
01:03:24,610 --> 01:03:25,777
Yes.

1176
01:03:28,193 --> 01:03:31,193
Suddenly how come you
made a plan to meet?

1177
01:03:32,568 --> 01:03:34,277
I want to tell you something.

1178
01:03:35,777 --> 01:03:36,902
Tell me.

1179
01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:40,110
I am a divorcee

1180
01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:49,027
I knew it. I knew there
had to be something...

1181
01:03:49,110 --> 01:03:51,735
...that you're forever cranky...

1182
01:03:52,568 --> 01:03:53,943
What's the story?

1183
01:03:56,693 --> 01:03:59,443
3 years back we had an
arranged marriage.

1184
01:03:59,527 --> 01:04:02,193
The boy was from DU. A Banker.

1185
01:04:02,277 --> 01:04:04,402
Oh would be earning well.

1186
01:04:05,485 --> 01:04:09,027
Sorry then what happened.

1187
01:04:09,735 --> 01:04:13,735
Nothing, on our first night of
marriage, I came to know that...

1188
01:04:14,068 --> 01:04:20,277
...he loved somebody else and married
me only under family pressure.

1189
01:04:20,652 --> 01:04:22,402
I don't know why
he kept it a secret.

1190
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:23,818
Should have told me.

1191
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:27,693
They are sissies... Bengalis

1192
01:04:27,818 --> 01:04:29,193
I am not like that.

1193
01:04:29,318 --> 01:04:30,568
What happened after that?

1194
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:33,818
Nothing, caught an auto in
the middle of the night..

1195
01:04:33,902 --> 01:04:36,068
...and came back to my house.

1196
01:04:36,985 --> 01:04:39,027
He did not even find it
necessary to drop me home.

1197
01:04:39,110 --> 01:04:43,027
Ha, that's not a marriage there,
you didn't even have sex...

1198
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:47,027
Besides you had to
spend on the bridals...

1199
01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:53,360
Well when you meet mom,
avoid the divorce matter.

1200
01:04:54,235 --> 01:04:59,485
Why. - We're Punjabis...
conservative... not modern like you'll

1201
01:05:01,110 --> 01:05:02,193
And you.

1202
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:07,902
Everything is cool for me.

1203
01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:10,943
Do you have a secret...

1204
01:05:12,152 --> 01:05:14,152
No.

1205
01:05:14,902 --> 01:05:17,027
735 friends on Orkut

1206
01:05:17,235 --> 01:05:19,443
750 on Facebook...

1207
01:05:19,527 --> 01:05:20,985
And this is the profile picture

1208
01:05:21,610 --> 01:05:24,402
All details are totally correct.
You can check it whenever...

1209
01:05:26,152 --> 01:05:27,693
Why are we here...

1210
01:05:29,735 --> 01:05:31,193
...what do you want from me.

1211
01:05:37,402 --> 01:05:38,693
Don't know Ashima...

1212
01:05:40,068 --> 01:05:45,152
But since I've met you... I
feel I can't live without...

1213
01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:48,527
It's like you've become a habit...
first when I met you at the bank...

1214
01:05:49,152 --> 01:05:53,027
I was like what kind of girl
is she... then I was like...

1215
01:05:54,152 --> 01:05:57,818
...no however she is...
she's just fine...

1216
01:05:58,818 --> 01:06:01,027
...to make you smile sort of
became my responsibility...

1217
01:06:01,902 --> 01:06:03,318
...after dropping you at
home in the evening...

1218
01:06:03,402 --> 01:06:05,527
...and then picking
you up in the morning...

1219
01:06:06,027 --> 01:06:10,277
...and the time in between...
bloody just doesn't pass...

1220
01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:13,818
...but why've you
asking me all this...

1221
01:06:16,193 --> 01:06:18,110
Because even I have fallen for you.

1222
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,318
I want to marry you.

1223
01:06:27,527 --> 01:06:31,527
I want kids a family...

1224
01:06:34,568 --> 01:06:39,068
...but that's ok...
it's not necessary...

1225
01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:42,735
...for you to have
similar feelings...

1226
01:06:44,027 --> 01:06:46,068
Maybe you don't
want to settle down...

1227
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:48,902
So you can let me know

1228
01:06:49,943 --> 01:06:54,652
Come, let's go to your
Kaalibadi and get married.

1229
01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:00,277
I am serious Vicky.

1230
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,652
I am also serious.

1231
01:07:07,568 --> 01:07:10,985
Listen... this
'Peeshi' in your house...

1232
01:07:11,943 --> 01:07:13,610
Is she your cat or dog...

1233
01:07:19,027 --> 01:07:20,735
Peeshi means aunt.

1234
01:07:27,235 --> 01:07:28,402
Do you drink

1235
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:43,402
The purity of water

1236
01:07:43,818 --> 01:07:48,318
The purity of water

1237
01:07:49,068 --> 01:07:51,610
It's nice... a little blue though

1238
01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:53,277
Sit comfortably

1239
01:07:54,735 --> 01:07:55,902
I like it...

1240
01:07:55,985 --> 01:07:57,152
Really?

1241
01:07:59,402 --> 01:08:01,985
Brings a tear to my eyes

1242
01:08:02,068 --> 01:08:04,027
Brings a tear to my eyes

1243
01:08:06,735 --> 01:08:11,235
My beloved didn't show up

1244
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:16,443
My beloved didn't show up

1245
01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,943
My love didn't show up

1246
01:08:19,027 --> 01:08:21,277
My beloved didn't show up

1247
01:08:21,443 --> 01:08:23,902
My beloved didn't show up

1248
01:08:23,985 --> 01:08:25,860
My love didn't show up

1249
01:08:25,943 --> 01:08:29,860
You know what a
drunken bengalan looks...

1250
01:08:30,027 --> 01:08:31,652
Take a look at
yourself in the mirror.

1251
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:36,485
You are drunk

1252
01:08:36,568 --> 01:08:37,735
Father's at home...

1253
01:08:38,652 --> 01:08:39,735
Peeshi?

1254
01:08:42,735 --> 01:08:45,068
So do we play ludo sitting here?

1255
01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:52,818
Your absence has made me go crazy

1256
01:08:52,902 --> 01:08:55,235
Come back, my beloved

1257
01:08:55,402 --> 01:08:57,610
Your absence has made me go crazy

1258
01:08:57,693 --> 01:09:00,318
Come back, my beloved

1259
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:02,652
Seasons have come and gone

1260
01:09:02,735 --> 01:09:04,860
You still haven't come, my love

1261
01:09:05,152 --> 01:09:06,860
O intro... get out of here...

1262
01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:09,402
You still haven't come, my love

1263
01:09:09,485 --> 01:09:14,110
When I saw your divine eyes

1264
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:19,693
When I saw your divine eyes

1265
01:09:20,193 --> 01:09:23,152
A tear came to my eye

1266
01:09:25,152 --> 01:09:28,027
A tear came to my eye

1267
01:09:30,068 --> 01:09:33,068
A tear came to my eye

1268
01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:37,235
On the terrace when we would meet

1269
01:09:37,318 --> 01:09:39,693
I will call you.
- Ok. Correct...

1270
01:09:39,777 --> 01:09:42,860
Bye
- Bye

1271
01:09:44,693 --> 01:09:49,360
I'm crazy about you. I love you

1272
01:09:49,610 --> 01:09:53,068
You won't find anyone like me

1273
01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:58,110
Forego the world and come back to me

1274
01:09:58,443 --> 01:10:03,360
Forego the world and come back to me

1275
01:10:03,443 --> 01:10:06,985
Brings a tear to my eyes

1276
01:10:09,235 --> 01:10:11,777
A tear came to my eye

1277
01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:14,068
A tear came to my eye

1278
01:10:14,152 --> 01:10:16,735
A tear came to my eye

1279
01:10:17,235 --> 01:10:19,360
What is all this
going on in your life.

1280
01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,360
Nothing.

1281
01:10:23,027 --> 01:10:25,360
Lying doesn't suit you

1282
01:10:26,318 --> 01:10:27,943
Who is this Ashima.

1283
01:10:29,568 --> 01:10:30,860
We are getting married

1284
01:10:33,027 --> 01:10:34,860
Listen... dating and
shating is fine...

1285
01:10:34,943 --> 01:10:37,527
...chilling out, going out
ls fine... but marriage.

1286
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,652
Listen understand the
importance of bachelorhood...

1287
01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:45,568
In bachelorhood you can eat when
you want, drink when you want...

1288
01:10:45,735 --> 01:10:49,610
...the toothpaste cap will
remain wherever you left it...

1289
01:10:49,693 --> 01:10:52,235
...but after marriage
you'll lose this freedom.

1290
01:10:52,443 --> 01:10:55,985
And from the client's point of view
the value of bachelor's sperm is...

1291
01:10:56,068 --> 01:10:57,818
Every time you just talk
about sperm... sperm... sperm

1292
01:10:58,568 --> 01:11:00,568
It's been four years...
my mind has gotten rusted...

1293
01:11:00,818 --> 01:11:04,110
Rise above the sperm
there is a heart also.

1294
01:11:04,943 --> 01:11:08,443
Chaddha sir what about love?

1295
01:11:33,110 --> 01:11:35,027
Your dad's never
going to accept this...

1296
01:11:35,943 --> 01:11:37,152
Why Peeshi ma?

1297
01:11:37,235 --> 01:11:40,860
Why... you know don't talk
like as if you don't understand...

1298
01:11:42,402 --> 01:11:45,527
North lndian...aethe uthey kithey...
oh god...ssss...

1299
01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:47,568
cant even think about it...

1300
01:11:47,777 --> 01:11:51,193
you know they don't even take off
the price tags from their clothes...

1301
01:11:51,652 --> 01:11:54,443
and then they'll say
'Oh I made a mistake...'

1302
01:11:55,027 --> 01:11:56,777
Ok just meet him once

1303
01:11:56,860 --> 01:11:59,485
No this match is NOT
possible at all

1304
01:11:59,818 --> 01:12:00,943
Showed you so many girls...

1305
01:12:01,027 --> 01:12:03,068
and finally you chose to
find yourself a Bengali...

1306
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:06,568
Ashima Roy...have you lost it?

1307
01:12:06,818 --> 01:12:08,860
Her name itself is so bitter,
what'll she be like...

1308
01:12:09,235 --> 01:12:11,277
do you know how
dominating these girls are...

1309
01:12:11,443 --> 01:12:13,277
and why do I have to
adjust everytime...

1310
01:12:14,027 --> 01:12:16,652
I am not going to adjust
this time, I will not...

1311
01:12:17,152 --> 01:12:20,943
...first get dominated by in
laws then by this Bengali bride...

1312
01:12:21,027 --> 01:12:24,527
...listen carefully, only a Punjabi
bride will enter this house...

1313
01:12:24,610 --> 01:12:26,152
...and that too a
fair & pretty one...

1314
01:12:26,235 --> 01:12:27,443
else go get married all by yourself!

1315
01:12:27,527 --> 01:12:32,068
Even if no one goes, I will
definitely go to your marriage...

1316
01:12:32,152 --> 01:12:34,152
and that too wearing
a suit by Ritu Kumar

1317
01:12:34,235 --> 01:12:36,110
Grandmom, you don't
interfere...please don't...

1318
01:12:36,193 --> 01:12:38,402
I have only one son...and
he'll get a Bengali bride...?

1319
01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:41,235
Listen they are really big misers...

1320
01:12:41,318 --> 01:12:45,110
I challenge you, show me one
such Bengali in the whole world...

1321
01:12:45,193 --> 01:12:47,568
...who lives like
us...with a big heart...

1322
01:12:47,943 --> 01:12:51,193
...and their
food...FISH...bitter oil...

1323
01:12:51,277 --> 01:12:53,693
morning evening
night fish fish fish...

1324
01:12:53,777 --> 01:12:55,777
god, a man would just faint...
I will not...

1325
01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:57,610
Mom please
ya...at least meet her just once

1326
01:12:57,693 --> 01:12:59,360
lam not going to
meet that Bengali woman

1327
01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:00,818
She is not typical.

1328
01:13:00,902 --> 01:13:04,193
Every time something good happens...

1329
01:13:04,277 --> 01:13:05,527
...she has to spread
sadness...that's her habit

1330
01:13:05,610 --> 01:13:07,652
Your grandfather, wanted
to make you a sardar...

1331
01:13:07,735 --> 01:13:09,193
I was the one who opposed it...

1332
01:13:09,277 --> 01:13:13,027
...and now this Bengali woman,
she's going to make you a monkey...

1333
01:13:13,110 --> 01:13:15,318
...will make you wear a
monkey cap and rubber chappals...

1334
01:13:15,402 --> 01:13:20,693
then don't come to me crying...mumma
save me... save me, help help help

1335
01:13:20,777 --> 01:13:25,152
Ignore all that...you tell me...
does she look like Moon Moon Sen?

1336
01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:26,318
Better than that...

1337
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,235
Ya...
- Yes

1338
01:13:27,318 --> 01:13:28,318
Show me a photo...

1339
01:13:28,402 --> 01:13:29,568
It is in the phone see.

1340
01:13:29,652 --> 01:13:30,443
Show me...

1341
01:13:30,527 --> 01:13:31,360
Here

1342
01:13:31,443 --> 01:13:36,610
Oh dear god, looks so pretty...
like a princess... touchwood...

1343
01:13:40,485 --> 01:13:42,735
...can I give you a surprise?

1344
01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:47,485
I am going to sponsor
your honeymoon trip...

1345
01:13:48,152 --> 01:13:49,902
Oye why did you
stop this...continue.

1346
01:13:51,193 --> 01:13:52,693
What is this you are doing?

1347
01:13:53,235 --> 01:13:55,402
You know I hate North Indians...

1348
01:13:55,485 --> 01:14:00,027
I mean you're an independent,
modern, smart, Bengali woman...

1349
01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:04,318
and he ARORA, Punjabi!

1350
01:14:05,027 --> 01:14:08,152
We have our culture, literature,
music...

1351
01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:10,568
...this just won't match,
no match at all...

1352
01:14:12,152 --> 01:14:16,777
bloody money minded business
class (Making fun) bailey bailey...

1353
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,818
and you want to do that monkey dance

1354
01:14:19,902 --> 01:14:23,110
...that's right baba...that's
exactly what I want to do...

1355
01:14:24,318 --> 01:14:26,110
...and what culture
are you talking about...?

1356
01:14:26,402 --> 01:14:28,943
About that son-in-law of
yours who didn't have the guts...

1357
01:14:29,027 --> 01:14:30,943
...to speak the truth that he
already loved somebody else...

1358
01:14:31,110 --> 01:14:34,443
...he was your cultured,
well read Bengali...right?

1359
01:14:34,902 --> 01:14:38,235
Vicky's not like that... he
genuinely cares for me baba...

1360
01:14:38,318 --> 01:14:42,027
That's because he has some personal
agenda...they are selfish people

1361
01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:44,527
Ya he does have an agenda
baba...he wants to marry me

1362
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:45,818
Where does he work?

1363
01:14:46,193 --> 01:14:47,568
Own business.

1364
01:14:47,652 --> 01:14:48,860
What?

1365
01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:52,193
No no this marriage cannot happen...

1366
01:14:52,277 --> 01:14:56,610
...your uncle's son-in-law,
can't you find a boy like him...

1367
01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,277
I don't care papa...

1368
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,318
That is why I told you
not to settle in Delhi.

1369
01:15:01,735 --> 01:15:03,693
You keep quiet...
your also responsible...

1370
01:15:03,777 --> 01:15:05,860
...what do you mean
by you don't care...

1371
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:08,860
I am the owner of
this house I decide here

1372
01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:10,943
Here have this fish

1373
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:18,360
Fish...a man's character can be known
from the way he buys his fish...

1374
01:15:18,443 --> 01:15:20,360
...he has to pass
the fish test first.

1375
01:15:20,443 --> 01:15:22,985
He does not eat fish.

1376
01:15:24,193 --> 01:15:26,943
Couldn't you find a
Bengali boy to fall in love with?

1377
01:15:27,652 --> 01:15:32,110
Best of the Bengali boys wants
to marry you...doctor, engineer...

1378
01:15:32,193 --> 01:15:35,777
They are good
looking...smart...well behaved...

1379
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:38,985
they are good lovers...too...yes...

1380
01:15:40,443 --> 01:15:42,735
what...what...what do you think...

1381
01:15:42,818 --> 01:15:46,110
...what do you think,
they are not good in bed.

1382
01:15:46,193 --> 01:15:47,527
What're you saying...

1383
01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:51,068
I'm saying the right
thing...they are good in sex also

1384
01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:58,402
I was...

1385
01:15:59,152 --> 01:16:01,777
if your mom was
alive...she would have told you...

1386
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:07,693
when I used to hug her
tight...she would ummm feel shy...

1387
01:16:08,527 --> 01:16:11,402
...and ask me to loosen up...

1388
01:16:11,777 --> 01:16:14,652
...and don't tell me
Punjabis are better than us.

1389
01:16:26,777 --> 01:16:28,443
When do you want to meet him?

1390
01:16:30,777 --> 01:16:34,693
What will I do
visiting those bengalis...

1391
01:16:34,777 --> 01:16:36,485
...sorry but I can't come...

1392
01:16:36,568 --> 01:16:38,360
No no I wasn't telling
you...ya ya I'm coming...

1393
01:16:38,443 --> 01:16:40,527
Pack me 4 portions of
chole-puri with extra choley...

1394
01:16:40,610 --> 01:16:42,818
...ya I'm coming
you keep the phone...

1395
01:16:43,193 --> 01:16:44,318
Sorry friend sorry.

1396
01:16:44,402 --> 01:16:47,985
Sir, you tell me not to get married
While you yourself have a wife...

1397
01:16:48,068 --> 01:16:49,818
No no she's not my wife...

1398
01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:53,193
...she's my maid
servant since 32 years...

1399
01:16:53,277 --> 01:16:54,902
...now she behaves like
a wife inspite of a being a maid...

1400
01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:56,110
...so as good as a wife...

1401
01:16:57,068 --> 01:16:58,568
Sorry dear

1402
01:16:59,068 --> 01:17:01,610
Fine don't come...but never
try calling me ever again...

1403
01:17:05,277 --> 01:17:06,818
I hate Punjabis.

1404
01:17:06,902 --> 01:17:08,568
I can understand.

1405
01:17:08,652 --> 01:17:12,110
...our nature is different
and further more they are Aroras...

1406
01:17:12,818 --> 01:17:17,610
...didn't I tell you these
Bengalis don't like us Punjabis

1407
01:17:17,777 --> 01:17:19,735
I hate Delhi also.

1408
01:17:19,985 --> 01:17:22,902
Sir, which means you
haven't seen Delhi well enough...

1409
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,318
lam happy in my CR
Park my Bengali colony.

1410
01:17:27,527 --> 01:17:30,610
By the way...that too is Delhi sir

1411
01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:33,693
Are you his uncle?

1412
01:17:33,777 --> 01:17:38,068
No no business partner
professional uncle you can say.

1413
01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:39,360
<i>What is your business.</i>

1414
01:17:39,443 --> 01:17:43,777
Trading Trading...no
investments...only profits

1415
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:47,068
Sir...you didn't tell
us why you hate Punjabis

1416
01:17:47,152 --> 01:17:51,693
Because we believe in simplicity...Not
like Punjabis who are only show offs.

1417
01:17:51,777 --> 01:17:55,610
I agree with you madam...Our
cultures just don't match...

1418
01:17:55,693 --> 01:17:59,110
I was explaining him this only
that there will be a problem...

1419
01:17:59,818 --> 01:18:01,068
See understanding

1420
01:18:01,152 --> 01:18:03,027
Sir understanding is
very important sir...

1421
01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:05,902
If the two of us have an understanding
all problems will get solved...

1422
01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:08,443
...and I know a
little bit about Bengalis

1423
01:18:08,652 --> 01:18:11,735
I see what do you
know about Bengalis.

1424
01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:13,360
They love fish...

1425
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:17,693
Sir, they're intelligent...

1426
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,235
jana gana mana adhinayak...

1427
01:18:19,318 --> 01:18:23,652
...our national anthem was written
by gurudev Rabindra Nath Tagore...

1428
01:18:23,943 --> 01:18:27,277
and sir Mohan...football

1429
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:29,027
Football Mohan Bagan

1430
01:18:29,110 --> 01:18:30,360
Sir, that guy plays
brilliant football

1431
01:18:30,443 --> 01:18:33,568
Guy... it's a team,
it's a football team...

1432
01:18:33,818 --> 01:18:37,568
He made a team...and
your 'elder sister' sir

1433
01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:40,277
elder sister...elder sister Mamata

1434
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:44,693
Ya...that very same elder sister
is the 11th chief minister of Bengal

1435
01:18:50,568 --> 01:18:51,735
Sorry, sir.

1436
01:18:57,402 --> 01:18:58,527
Tuna.

1437
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,277
Yes Baba

1438
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,735
Bring the tea

1439
01:19:05,735 --> 01:19:07,027
I'll bring the starters

1440
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:13,485
Mrs.Arora I hope Vicky has informed
you that Ashima is a divorcee

1441
01:19:13,568 --> 01:19:15,985
Divorcee? Vicky you didn't...

1442
01:19:19,443 --> 01:19:20,902
This is too much.

1443
01:19:21,527 --> 01:19:24,443
Oh such a fine girl...you
don't look like it at all...

1444
01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:27,485
anyways all for good...that
fellow's loss and Vicky's gain...

1445
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,943
Now whatever grandmom
decides would be the final word

1446
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,818
Listen you don't have
any children do you...

1447
01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,943
O grandmom, what's the difference,
we either say yes or no...

1448
01:19:36,027 --> 01:19:37,527
whichever way lets decide
fast...what's the big deal!.

1449
01:19:37,610 --> 01:19:39,110
For me she's absolutely Ok...

1450
01:19:39,443 --> 01:19:43,402
Dolly for me she's
absolutely fine...

1451
01:19:44,443 --> 01:19:46,860
You know Dolly...Vicky's mother...

1452
01:19:46,943 --> 01:19:50,110
Vicky's father Gurmeet
passed away very young...

1453
01:19:50,193 --> 01:19:52,860
...and she became a
widow at a very young age...

1454
01:19:52,943 --> 01:19:56,860
if it was up to me I would
have gotten her remarried...

1455
01:19:56,943 --> 01:19:58,735
why spend your
whole life sad & alone?

1456
01:19:58,818 --> 01:20:00,943
I appreciate your
progressive thinking.

1457
01:20:01,027 --> 01:20:02,235
Thank you.

1458
01:20:03,027 --> 01:20:06,568
If Vicky's fine, then even
we don't have any problem...

1459
01:20:06,652 --> 01:20:09,902
after all we're also modern people...
right...congratulations dear...

1460
01:20:10,610 --> 01:20:12,110
Your husband didn't come ma'am

1461
01:20:12,193 --> 01:20:15,943
Oh I never married...ummm...
I didn't find the right man

1462
01:20:16,027 --> 01:20:17,443
Oh...you should have told me...

1463
01:20:17,527 --> 01:20:19,527
I would have lined up
right men for you...

1464
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:23,235
Mr.Rai there must be
tremendous pressure on you

1465
01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:24,152
Why?

1466
01:20:24,235 --> 01:20:26,527
Daughter is a
divorcee and sister bachelor

1467
01:20:26,610 --> 01:20:27,777
And you widow.

1468
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:28,735
You...

1469
01:20:28,818 --> 01:20:29,860
How old must you be

1470
01:20:29,943 --> 01:20:33,152
Excuse me, can we
talk about the wedding

1471
01:20:33,235 --> 01:20:36,985
See, we don't want a loud
marriage...not loud at all...

1472
01:20:37,068 --> 01:20:39,568
and the marriage should
follow the Bengali traditions

1473
01:20:39,652 --> 01:20:42,068
No no no no...the marriage will
be done by Punjabi traditions...

1474
01:20:42,152 --> 01:20:44,027
...after all it's our
son's first marriage...

1475
01:20:44,110 --> 01:20:48,402
so many known people...they're
all waiting to be invited...

1476
01:20:48,735 --> 01:20:50,777
and please do invite a DJ

1477
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:51,860
DJ...

1478
01:20:52,068 --> 01:20:54,110
No no no what is she saying

1479
01:20:54,193 --> 01:20:55,818
Listen dear...you keep quiet...

1480
01:20:55,902 --> 01:20:57,777
...you now belong to
the Arora family...

1481
01:20:57,860 --> 01:21:01,443
...let these bongs speak what
they wish to...uh anything else

1482
01:21:01,527 --> 01:21:06,110
See...all this drinking and all that
goes on in your Punjabi marriages...

1483
01:21:06,193 --> 01:21:10,027
I personally feel that all that should
not happen in a marriage ceremony

1484
01:21:10,110 --> 01:21:13,110
Our family really
does not like that.

1485
01:21:18,693 --> 01:21:20,777
Where are the beer bottles

1486
01:21:24,693 --> 01:21:28,652
Look through the window of your eyes

1487
01:21:31,527 --> 01:21:35,485
Measure it on the
balance scale of your heart

1488
01:21:38,443 --> 01:21:42,152
Look through the window of your eyes

1489
01:21:42,235 --> 01:21:45,277
Measure it on the
balance scale of your heart

1490
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:50,318
You will not find
someone like me no matter

1491
01:21:50,402 --> 01:21:53,027
...where in the world you search...

1492
01:21:53,110 --> 01:21:55,735
search...search

1493
01:21:55,818 --> 01:21:59,027
search...search

1494
01:21:59,110 --> 01:22:00,693
You people open da door

1495
01:22:00,777 --> 01:22:02,402
I manna burn da floor

1496
01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:03,693
What is this.

1497
01:22:03,777 --> 01:22:05,110
He's become a sucker

1498
01:22:05,818 --> 01:22:09,610
Get mixed in our
lives and its colour

1499
01:22:09,943 --> 01:22:12,527
Could not she find a
better Bengali boy.

1500
01:22:12,610 --> 01:22:15,527
Look how they're dancing,
like monkeys.

1501
01:22:15,610 --> 01:22:18,693
Oye pigs, stop this, the
ceremony is about to begin.

1502
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:23,068
Get mixed in our
lives and its colour

1503
01:22:23,152 --> 01:22:24,610
Why're they taking
her round and round

1504
01:22:24,693 --> 01:22:26,193
Hope she doesn't fell giddy...

1505
01:22:26,277 --> 01:22:28,818
Hello Mr.Chaddha everything is fine.

1506
01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:29,985
Great ...enjoy

1507
01:22:30,068 --> 01:22:33,360
This is all a wastage of money,
wastage of sperm.

1508
01:22:33,443 --> 01:22:36,777
Search...search

1509
01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:40,360
search...search

1510
01:22:40,443 --> 01:22:41,860
You people open da door

1511
01:22:41,943 --> 01:22:43,568
I manna burn da floor

1512
01:22:43,652 --> 01:22:45,277
You people open da door

1513
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,193
I manna burn da floor

1514
01:22:50,485 --> 01:22:52,027
Yes, yes, I am coming.

1515
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:55,943
Bunty bring on the
liquor bottles from the car...

1516
01:22:56,027 --> 01:22:59,277
I never wanted Tuna to get
married in a Punjabi family...

1517
01:22:59,527 --> 01:23:02,735
...but now I think she
has made the right choice.

1518
01:23:04,402 --> 01:23:06,568
Both are looking so cute.

1519
01:23:06,652 --> 01:23:09,527
Peeshima what is this.
This is very simple.

1520
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:10,943
There would be bulb in your house...

1521
01:23:11,027 --> 01:23:14,902
so remove the bulb...
and put it down...

1522
01:23:14,985 --> 01:23:19,902
We are happy and we keep
everyone happy. Come with me.

1523
01:23:19,985 --> 01:23:21,360
Where where Mrs. Arora

1524
01:23:21,443 --> 01:23:23,818
And wear their untamed
hearts on their sleeves

1525
01:23:26,443 --> 01:23:31,193
You will not find
someone like me no matter

1526
01:23:31,485 --> 01:23:34,193
...where in the world you search...

1527
01:23:34,277 --> 01:23:36,860
search...search

1528
01:23:36,943 --> 01:23:40,693
search...search

1529
01:23:56,277 --> 01:23:58,402
Your dad's gone balle balle

1530
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:20,402
Mrs. Arora chicken
curry was out of the world.

1531
01:24:20,485 --> 01:24:22,818
Thank you thank you. What
I was saying was that...

1532
01:24:22,902 --> 01:24:25,652
...the terrace room is not
big enough for the two of you

1533
01:24:25,735 --> 01:24:28,568
...why don't we take a two
bedroom flat some where nearby.

1534
01:24:28,652 --> 01:24:30,402
No mummy we will manage. Why Vicky.

1535
01:24:30,485 --> 01:24:32,235
Mrs. Arora listen I am
shifting to Kolkata...

1536
01:24:32,318 --> 01:24:34,235
...and the entire
house will be empty.

1537
01:24:34,443 --> 01:24:35,777
They can easily shift there.

1538
01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:37,610
No no but they will be away from us.

1539
01:24:37,693 --> 01:24:39,027
Whose phone is it?

1540
01:24:40,402 --> 01:24:41,485
See...

1541
01:24:41,568 --> 01:24:42,943
Dr.Chaddha you're
really strange I've...

1542
01:24:43,027 --> 01:24:44,777
...just been married...
don't you have any patience...

1543
01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:47,652
See this is a politician
family and I am under pressure.

1544
01:24:47,735 --> 01:24:50,610
Don't refuse, this is a big deal
and I have already made a commitment.

1545
01:24:50,693 --> 01:24:52,360
If you refuse, I'll
be in big trouble...

1546
01:24:52,443 --> 01:24:53,735
And What about the
problem that'll...

1547
01:24:53,818 --> 01:24:55,818
Vicky relax...think with cool mind.

1548
01:24:55,902 --> 01:24:58,360
On a later day, if this child
becomes tomorrow's Prime Minister...

1549
01:24:58,443 --> 01:25:01,527
...then you can proudly say Vicky
Arora's son is the Prime Minister.

1550
01:25:01,610 --> 01:25:02,527
Who are you explaining to?

1551
01:25:02,610 --> 01:25:05,568
Listen stop giving me this crap...

1552
01:25:05,652 --> 01:25:10,735
The risk has increased...you will
cause a break up in my marriage.

1553
01:25:13,318 --> 01:25:15,027
Complicated sperm.

1554
01:25:19,068 --> 01:25:20,277
Hurry UP-

1555
01:25:20,943 --> 01:25:21,860
Two minutes.

1556
01:25:21,943 --> 01:25:23,068
Okay, I will get it.

1557
01:25:24,527 --> 01:25:27,110
Have some shame... and tell
that Dr.Chaddha never again...

1558
01:25:27,193 --> 01:25:28,318
Go now...

1559
01:25:28,402 --> 01:25:29,735
Come on

1560
01:25:29,818 --> 01:25:30,735
Who? - No one.

1561
01:25:30,818 --> 01:25:31,902
Ready

1562
01:25:31,985 --> 01:25:33,152
Come on

1563
01:25:34,110 --> 01:25:35,318
Who was that man?

1564
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,860
No one...

1565
01:25:39,777 --> 01:25:45,152
Moments.. these moments..

1566
01:25:45,568 --> 01:25:48,652
These moments of mine...

1567
01:25:49,277 --> 01:25:52,110
This is our exotic
honeymoon destination.

1568
01:25:52,402 --> 01:25:53,693
Yes yes absolutely O.K. Bye

1569
01:25:53,777 --> 01:25:55,485
People go to Bangkok
and we've come to Kolkata

1570
01:25:56,277 --> 01:25:58,235
So how do we like it.

1571
01:25:58,318 --> 01:26:02,402
Feels good... just place a
bed here...in the open air

1572
01:26:02,485 --> 01:26:03,693
Ok.

1573
01:26:06,068 --> 01:26:09,110
This mosquito net, reminds
me of cricket's net practice

1574
01:26:09,193 --> 01:26:12,110
I will die without you

1575
01:26:12,777 --> 01:26:18,902
I will die without you

1576
01:26:19,277 --> 01:26:25,818
I will die without you

1577
01:26:25,902 --> 01:26:32,693
I will die without you

1578
01:26:32,777 --> 01:26:34,527
This was just net practice...

1579
01:26:36,277 --> 01:26:37,860
...lets play again...

1580
01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:41,360
I will die without you

1581
01:26:41,443 --> 01:26:43,110
Mummy drinks

1582
01:26:43,735 --> 01:26:47,568
After dad's death she
became very lonely...

1583
01:26:47,652 --> 01:26:53,193
so gets relaxed taking one
or two pegs...feels good...

1584
01:26:53,568 --> 01:26:55,652
That's true cool ya

1585
01:26:56,610 --> 01:27:00,318
You know I wish to change my
profession, start something new

1586
01:27:00,402 --> 01:27:01,693
Why?

1587
01:27:02,110 --> 01:27:03,110
Its enough.

1588
01:27:03,193 --> 01:27:04,485
Don't feel interested...

1589
01:27:04,568 --> 01:27:07,485
But there is money in
your account. I've seen it

1590
01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:12,735
Any way whatever makes you happy...

1591
01:27:12,818 --> 01:27:16,818
...meanwhile drop me to the bank
and in the evening pick me up...

1592
01:27:17,277 --> 01:27:19,693
Just like that
Vicky has flown away...

1593
01:27:21,193 --> 01:27:23,068
...gone out of our hands...

1594
01:27:23,152 --> 01:27:25,693
How much more would you use him...

1595
01:27:26,485 --> 01:27:28,610
...now get used to being without
him...look for someone else...

1596
01:27:28,693 --> 01:27:30,818
if we can get 5-6 months
more with him, be grateful...

1597
01:27:30,943 --> 01:27:32,818
I won't be coming tomorrow...

1598
01:27:34,027 --> 01:27:36,360
Pain in the sperm.

1599
01:27:40,152 --> 01:27:42,360
Doctor will be
available tomorrow morning.

1600
01:27:42,693 --> 01:27:44,485
Excuse me where does Dr.Shobha sit

1601
01:27:44,568 --> 01:27:46,360
Third row from left.

1602
01:27:49,568 --> 01:27:52,818
Ashima are you fine?

1603
01:27:53,318 --> 01:27:54,693
Are you fine?

1604
01:27:57,152 --> 01:28:00,277
Why are you crying...tell
me what did the doctor say?

1605
01:28:05,235 --> 01:28:07,110
Ashima has tubal blockage.

1606
01:28:07,193 --> 01:28:08,693
I have read her reports...

1607
01:28:08,943 --> 01:28:11,818
...she would never
conceive in the natural process

1608
01:28:11,943 --> 01:28:14,443
Doctor she's still quite young...

1609
01:28:15,318 --> 01:28:17,777
...there must be some
treatment or way-out.

1610
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,818
I understand your point Mr.Arora...

1611
01:28:20,110 --> 01:28:23,360
...but some times the body is just
not well equipped for the pregnancy.

1612
01:28:23,902 --> 01:28:26,193
I would not like to give
you any false hopes...

1613
01:28:26,527 --> 01:28:29,277
...but right now you
need to support Ashima...

1614
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:32,277
...emotional and psychologically...

1615
01:28:44,443 --> 01:28:46,360
Vicky don't joke with me.

1616
01:28:49,527 --> 01:28:50,985
Never.

1617
01:28:56,568 --> 01:28:57,818
What happened.

1618
01:29:02,860 --> 01:29:05,027
Tuna can not have baby.

1619
01:29:07,735 --> 01:29:09,402
Is she alright.

1620
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:13,485
Ashima say something...

1621
01:29:14,610 --> 01:29:18,193
What do I say...

1622
01:29:20,027 --> 01:29:24,318
...the entire world
can have kids except me

1623
01:29:24,943 --> 01:29:26,693
Don't think like this. Its destiny.

1624
01:29:27,693 --> 01:29:28,860
Destiny?

1625
01:29:31,110 --> 01:29:32,777
This is my destiny.

1626
01:29:34,818 --> 01:29:36,485
You're speaking as if I
haven't tried hard enough...

1627
01:29:37,693 --> 01:29:39,110
We'll consult some other doctor.

1628
01:29:41,235 --> 01:29:43,235
Haven't a child is
not everything is it...

1629
01:29:45,735 --> 01:29:47,277
But for me it is.

1630
01:29:48,777 --> 01:29:50,193
Our child...

1631
01:29:51,485 --> 01:29:54,443
...half punjabi, half Bengali...

1632
01:29:56,193 --> 01:29:59,402
...half Delhi, half Kolkata...

1633
01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:05,610
...half Vicky and half Ashima...

1634
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,318
If you keep crying like
this...even I feel really bad...

1635
01:30:10,818 --> 01:30:12,985
to divert the mind..

1636
01:30:13,943 --> 01:30:15,902
...let's go out some where...
let's sit there and discuss...

1637
01:30:15,985 --> 01:30:17,152
Okay?

1638
01:30:45,068 --> 01:30:48,152
Such things happen
in today's life style.

1639
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,693
What can we do...

1640
01:30:50,777 --> 01:30:52,985
Listen adopt.

1641
01:30:53,402 --> 01:30:56,402
Grandmom our blood is
our own after all...

1642
01:30:56,485 --> 01:31:02,943
See I am the head of family,
rest is up to Ashima...

1643
01:31:03,027 --> 01:31:06,193
Grandmom there are only
two things modern in Delhi...

1644
01:31:07,485 --> 01:31:10,693
...one is Metro and other you.

1645
01:31:11,235 --> 01:31:13,860
You know I don't know
about this adoption and all.

1646
01:31:13,943 --> 01:31:15,568
I have not thought about it.

1647
01:31:15,860 --> 01:31:18,235
I don't know whether we will
be able to give so much love...

1648
01:31:18,318 --> 01:31:19,485
...to another's child

1649
01:31:21,318 --> 01:31:23,610
I don't know. Anyways
I'm feeling sleepy...

1650
01:31:23,693 --> 01:31:28,902
Vicky this is only
my report, not yours.

1651
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:32,027
Where are your reports?
We did your tests right.

1652
01:31:34,152 --> 01:31:35,318
No.

1653
01:31:35,652 --> 01:31:36,818
What?

1654
01:31:37,193 --> 01:31:38,360
No.

1655
01:31:38,610 --> 01:31:39,818
Why not.

1656
01:31:40,902 --> 01:31:42,902
What problem would
I have? I am fine.

1657
01:31:42,985 --> 01:31:44,610
How can you be so sure?

1658
01:31:44,693 --> 01:31:46,735
Every one will think
that I have a problem...

1659
01:31:46,818 --> 01:31:48,027
What if there is
some problem with you...

1660
01:31:48,110 --> 01:31:49,402
Fine, we'll do it tomorrow.
Don't get stressed

1661
01:31:49,485 --> 01:31:51,443
No one minute... the question is
not that we'll do it tomorrow...

1662
01:31:51,527 --> 01:31:54,193
...the question is why didn't you
get you're your tests done. Why?

1663
01:31:56,360 --> 01:32:02,777
Because...earlier I was
used to donate sperm...

1664
01:32:03,568 --> 01:32:08,068
I was a sperm
donor...l was a sperm donor...

1665
01:32:19,818 --> 01:32:21,485
It was before marriage.

1666
01:32:25,652 --> 01:32:29,943
So what about those...
handicrafts...Trading business.

1667
01:32:33,527 --> 01:32:37,068
Oh now I get it...

1668
01:32:37,860 --> 01:32:41,777
Why didn't not tell me...I am a
divorcee...still I told you right.

1669
01:32:42,027 --> 01:32:43,860
It was a marriage of only a
few hours still I told you...

1670
01:32:43,943 --> 01:32:46,152
...because I wanted you to
know everything about my life.

1671
01:32:46,860 --> 01:32:49,068
How could you hide such
a big thing from me...

1672
01:32:49,318 --> 01:32:51,277
Why is it so important
for you men to hide things.

1673
01:32:51,485 --> 01:32:52,943
Look at me when I am talking to you.

1674
01:32:53,027 --> 01:32:54,360
What would I have told you...

1675
01:32:54,443 --> 01:32:56,402
No you think now I will understand.

1676
01:32:57,568 --> 01:32:59,152
What would I have told
you...that I donate sperm.

1677
01:32:59,610 --> 01:33:01,777
I used to get myself
tested for pregnancy...

1678
01:33:02,485 --> 01:33:04,443
It would come out negative...
I used to cry for hours...

1679
01:33:04,527 --> 01:33:06,485
And you used to, very
calmly console me...

1680
01:33:07,610 --> 01:33:11,235
now I know why...you
were already had children

1681
01:33:11,318 --> 01:33:15,318
They are not my children
only my sperm was used.

1682
01:33:16,152 --> 01:33:19,818
Did it because of that Dr.Chaddha...
and later...first it was for money

1683
01:33:22,485 --> 01:33:26,318
Sorry, you did it for money.

1684
01:33:29,485 --> 01:33:30,860
Oh God.

1685
01:33:31,860 --> 01:33:33,693
Its disgusting Vicky.

1686
01:33:36,902 --> 01:33:38,443
Why didn't you tell me.

1687
01:33:40,443 --> 01:33:42,860
Look now I made a
mistake...now what do I do...

1688
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:47,527
I am not interested just
tell me why didn't you tell me.

1689
01:33:48,152 --> 01:33:52,110
What would I have told you.

1690
01:33:52,193 --> 01:33:53,527
Did you do it after marriage also?

1691
01:33:58,402 --> 01:34:00,402
Didn't go to the clinic
but Dr.Chaddha's man...

1692
01:34:00,485 --> 01:34:01,777
...used to come home
to collect the sample...

1693
01:34:06,902 --> 01:34:08,360
Move move...

1694
01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:15,152
Now, what's the point
in sleeping separately.

1695
01:34:15,235 --> 01:34:16,360
Husband wife have such problems.

1696
01:34:16,652 --> 01:34:19,277
And trust if that
itself does not remain.

1697
01:34:20,235 --> 01:34:22,443
I can not sleep with you any more.

1698
01:34:22,693 --> 01:34:24,985
I can not sleep with a
man who shags for money.

1699
01:34:26,277 --> 01:34:28,568
I feel so stupid...You
kept doing all this

1700
01:34:28,652 --> 01:34:30,152
...just didn't come to know.

1701
01:34:32,193 --> 01:34:34,735
Earlier I did it for
money but later

1702
01:34:34,818 --> 01:34:37,985
O.K. fine when you felt that you
were doing it for social service...

1703
01:34:38,068 --> 01:34:39,235
...then you could have told me...

1704
01:34:39,652 --> 01:34:41,318
...may be I could have understood...

1705
01:34:42,777 --> 01:34:45,193
And where are your children.
I want to meet them... now.

1706
01:34:45,277 --> 01:34:47,485
How you can just meet
them...it's It's a contract.

1707
01:34:47,568 --> 01:34:49,568
What contract...l am your wife.
You're my husband...

1708
01:34:49,652 --> 01:34:51,193
...they are your
children and I can meet them.

1709
01:34:51,277 --> 01:34:52,652
I want to meet them now.
I don't know...

1710
01:34:53,068 --> 01:34:54,735
I don't care just now.

1711
01:34:59,152 --> 01:35:00,527
What are you searching for.

1712
01:35:01,110 --> 01:35:02,485
Boroline.

1713
01:35:02,568 --> 01:35:03,818
Why.

1714
01:35:04,235 --> 01:35:06,110
What's it to you...l want it.

1715
01:35:26,568 --> 01:35:28,235
Not going to the bank.

1716
01:35:30,527 --> 01:35:31,735
Move...

1717
01:35:38,568 --> 01:35:39,735
Ashima.

1718
01:35:39,818 --> 01:35:41,068
Ashima.

1719
01:35:58,318 --> 01:36:04,110
The purity of water

1720
01:36:04,318 --> 01:36:10,193
The purity of water

1721
01:36:10,277 --> 01:36:11,527
Yes mummy.

1722
01:36:11,610 --> 01:36:13,860
Police is here, they are
saying that you have black money...

1723
01:36:13,943 --> 01:36:15,277
...and they have come to take that.

1724
01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:17,277
This is only a beauty parlour...

1725
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:18,818
...or some other
facility is also available.

1726
01:36:18,902 --> 01:36:20,443
Excuse me, how're you
speaking with the lady...

1727
01:36:20,527 --> 01:36:21,568
Are you Vicky.

1728
01:36:21,652 --> 01:36:22,443
Mummy you go inside

1729
01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:25,485
Just tell me where
did all this come from.

1730
01:36:25,568 --> 01:36:27,568
I have purchased it,
don't people give gifts...

1731
01:36:27,652 --> 01:36:28,652
It is gift.
- Yes

1732
01:36:28,735 --> 01:36:30,235
These 25 lakhs is also a gift.

1733
01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:32,277
Good thing the parcel
went to the wrong address...

1734
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:34,360
To Pepsi Ballad and
she reported it to us.

1735
01:36:34,443 --> 01:36:35,527
Listen. Where are you taking him...

1736
01:36:35,610 --> 01:36:36,985
Mummy you go inside...

1737
01:36:37,068 --> 01:36:38,860
I will come in sometime...
just inform Ashima

1738
01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:50,360
My beloved didn't show up

1739
01:36:50,443 --> 01:36:53,360
My beloved didn't show up

1740
01:36:53,443 --> 01:36:56,277
My beloved didn't show up

1741
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:59,652
My beloved didn't show up

1742
01:37:00,193 --> 01:37:01,818
I am sorry my dear.

1743
01:37:05,318 --> 01:37:08,235
My love didn't show up

1744
01:37:08,318 --> 01:37:10,360
My beloved didn't show up

1745
01:37:10,443 --> 01:37:16,943
When I saw your divine eyes

1746
01:37:17,443 --> 01:37:21,068
When I saw your divine eyes

1747
01:37:21,568 --> 01:37:22,818
Hey hero come outside.

1748
01:37:22,902 --> 01:37:27,818
Now you tell me that when a person
gets such good news after years...

1749
01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:30,860
...who's become a
father for the first time...

1750
01:37:30,943 --> 01:37:33,610
...and if he happens
to be a rich man...

1751
01:37:33,693 --> 01:37:35,402
Wouldn't he like to
share his happiness?

1752
01:37:35,485 --> 01:37:37,652
...he'd like to give a
gift...in cash or kind...

1753
01:37:38,068 --> 01:37:41,068
...besides this one came
from the minister's house...

1754
01:37:42,110 --> 01:37:44,527
...now if I take his name then
both of us will be in trouble...

1755
01:37:44,610 --> 01:37:46,027
ls there a business like this also?

1756
01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:49,318
Yes of course sir, and
its legal. Sperm donation.

1757
01:37:49,402 --> 01:37:52,485
Dr.Chaddha now I don't want to have
anything to do with you seriously...

1758
01:37:52,777 --> 01:37:54,027
What happened.

1759
01:37:54,860 --> 01:37:56,777
It makes no difference to you...

1760
01:37:56,860 --> 01:37:57,902
...if the some one's
life is destroyed does it.

1761
01:37:57,985 --> 01:37:59,152
Just tell me what happened

1762
01:37:59,235 --> 01:38:01,527
Sir Ashima can not be pregnant.

1763
01:38:03,027 --> 01:38:04,318
We can not have a child.

1764
01:38:05,277 --> 01:38:06,777
Me, a sperm donor,
used to brag about it...

1765
01:38:06,860 --> 01:38:08,943
...and now I myself
can't have a child...

1766
01:38:11,068 --> 01:38:12,235
Shit.

1767
01:38:12,318 --> 01:38:14,068
She has tubal blockage.

1768
01:38:16,027 --> 01:38:17,318
I am so sorry.

1769
01:38:17,527 --> 01:38:18,943
Forget this sorry sir...

1770
01:38:19,568 --> 01:38:22,693
it's like this only now,
life has taken my case.

1771
01:38:23,110 --> 01:38:25,027
Just listen...

1772
01:38:33,735 --> 01:38:35,068
Where is Ashima?

1773
01:38:41,193 --> 01:38:44,110
Don't you feel ashamed of
yourself doing this dirty business?

1774
01:38:44,485 --> 01:38:47,943
The inspector suspected
me of running a brothel...

1775
01:38:49,193 --> 01:38:52,152
You have ruined our family's name...

1776
01:38:54,568 --> 01:38:56,068
...and you ask me where Ashima is...

1777
01:38:56,152 --> 01:38:59,235
She has left for Calcutta...

1778
01:38:59,318 --> 01:39:01,860
...and if I was in her place,
I would have done the same.

1779
01:39:03,568 --> 01:39:05,277
Now get lost from here.

1780
01:39:06,152 --> 01:39:11,902
The purity of water

1781
01:39:12,110 --> 01:39:17,693
The purity of water.

1782
01:39:18,068 --> 01:39:22,818
Tuna have you fought
with him and come here.

1783
01:39:22,902 --> 01:39:24,360
No dad.

1784
01:39:24,610 --> 01:39:26,110
Then what's wrong.

1785
01:39:27,110 --> 01:39:28,443
Nothing.

1786
01:39:30,860 --> 01:39:34,610
Vicky you have really
insulted us and your Dr.Chaddha...

1787
01:39:34,860 --> 01:39:37,318
...bloody villain,
I'll catch him soon...

1788
01:39:37,402 --> 01:39:40,527
Sperm donor ohm...

1789
01:39:40,985 --> 01:39:42,777
so what's the problem.

1790
01:39:42,860 --> 01:39:44,277
What are you saying dad?

1791
01:39:44,902 --> 01:39:46,110
How can you support him?

1792
01:39:46,193 --> 01:39:49,152
Darling you are a
modern woman, well read...

1793
01:39:49,235 --> 01:39:51,443
...well traveled and you are
talking like this rubbish.

1794
01:39:51,527 --> 01:39:54,318
Rubbish...your calling it rubbish...

1795
01:39:55,110 --> 01:39:56,652
Your son-in-law
already has children...

1796
01:39:56,735 --> 01:39:58,443
...and you expect me to
have a modern outlook?

1797
01:39:59,485 --> 01:40:00,902
He should have told me...

1798
01:40:01,443 --> 01:40:06,027
My beloved didn't show up

1799
01:40:06,110 --> 01:40:08,652
These are today's so
called modern women

1800
01:40:09,527 --> 01:40:12,652
...shameless - who can give
birth to a child with anybody...

1801
01:40:13,568 --> 01:40:18,402
Grand mom you call yourself modern.
Are modern people like this.

1802
01:40:20,527 --> 01:40:23,360
Atleast I understood one thing.
- bread also got burnt.

1803
01:40:24,027 --> 01:40:27,777
Those who couldn't have kids,
have kids today because of Vicky

1804
01:40:28,943 --> 01:40:31,610
Mom it's all science.

1805
01:40:32,068 --> 01:40:35,527
Listen...to hell with
your science and arts...

1806
01:40:37,152 --> 01:40:39,318
...because of this our
entire family's name is ruined...

1807
01:40:39,735 --> 01:40:41,068
This is science...

1808
01:40:43,652 --> 01:40:45,943
Memories

1809
01:40:46,402 --> 01:40:49,443
Your memories

1810
01:40:49,902 --> 01:40:52,443
Your thoughts

1811
01:40:53,527 --> 01:40:57,277
Smolder my life

1812
01:40:57,860 --> 01:41:00,318
Nights

1813
01:41:00,652 --> 01:41:03,693
Dark, lonesome nights

1814
01:41:04,193 --> 01:41:11,652
Frighten me, hound me

1815
01:41:12,027 --> 01:41:14,985
My love,

1816
01:41:15,068 --> 01:41:18,027
without you I shall die

1817
01:41:18,110 --> 01:41:20,818
Dolly let it be, am
not in a good mood today

1818
01:41:20,902 --> 01:41:22,985
without you I shall die

1819
01:41:23,068 --> 01:41:25,027
Even I am not in the mood

1820
01:41:25,110 --> 01:41:26,443
Thank you.

1821
01:41:26,527 --> 01:41:28,652
Vicky how are you brother?

1822
01:41:28,735 --> 01:41:31,943
Are you happy now? - Brother
if your there won't I be happy?

1823
01:41:32,485 --> 01:41:33,735
Vicky dear you've come alone?

1824
01:41:33,818 --> 01:41:35,527
Dolly aunty and Ashima didn't come?

1825
01:41:35,610 --> 01:41:39,735
No they didn't come.
- Congratulations.

1826
01:41:40,610 --> 01:41:43,068
They haunt

1827
01:41:43,152 --> 01:41:46,735
And tear me apart

1828
01:41:46,818 --> 01:41:50,027
Your memories

1829
01:41:50,485 --> 01:41:54,735
Your thoughts

1830
01:41:54,818 --> 01:41:57,860
My love,

1831
01:41:57,943 --> 01:42:01,443
without you I shall die

1832
01:42:01,902 --> 01:42:03,485
My love,

1833
01:42:03,568 --> 01:42:06,277
without you I shall die

1834
01:42:08,610 --> 01:42:11,902
Oye Vicky I heard
that Ashima has left...

1835
01:42:12,985 --> 01:42:14,860
listen am your uncle if you
have anything to say feel free.

1836
01:42:14,943 --> 01:42:16,485
You didn't even call...

1837
01:42:17,152 --> 01:42:18,610
where are you going.

1838
01:42:19,568 --> 01:42:22,235
To donate sperm. You
want to come along?

1839
01:42:22,693 --> 01:42:25,652
They haunt

1840
01:42:26,068 --> 01:42:29,068
And tear me apart

1841
01:42:29,152 --> 01:42:31,902
Vicky dear at my shop, look,
this is the ladies section...

1842
01:42:31,985 --> 01:42:33,193
...and that is gents section.

1843
01:42:33,277 --> 01:42:35,068
Poppy write the bills...

1844
01:42:35,277 --> 01:42:41,110
Vicky Dolly had called me, told me
that you've done something wrong...

1845
01:42:41,193 --> 01:42:43,235
...really you've done
something very inappropriate...

1846
01:42:43,318 --> 01:42:45,152
What wrong...what wrong have I done.

1847
01:42:45,235 --> 01:42:47,860
Uncle I was a sperm donor.
ls sperm donation wrong work.

1848
01:42:48,277 --> 01:42:49,402
If it is yes then what you will do.

1849
01:42:49,485 --> 01:42:50,610
You will stop me from
coming in the shop.

1850
01:42:50,693 --> 01:42:52,027
Go to hell with your shop.

1851
01:42:52,110 --> 01:42:55,402
What have you done all your whole life
except giving birth to this Poppy.

1852
01:42:55,485 --> 01:42:56,818
If you were a sperm donor like me...

1853
01:42:57,027 --> 01:43:00,193
...then could have had a chance
of giving birth to better samples.

1854
01:43:00,277 --> 01:43:03,027
My love,

1855
01:43:03,527 --> 01:43:06,568
without you I shall die

1856
01:43:07,277 --> 01:43:08,860
My love,

1857
01:43:08,943 --> 01:43:12,277
without you I shall die

1858
01:43:14,610 --> 01:43:17,235
My love,

1859
01:43:17,527 --> 01:43:19,068
without you I shall die

1860
01:43:19,152 --> 01:43:23,235
Hello, you didn't call me even once

1861
01:43:26,235 --> 01:43:27,443
Say something at least

1862
01:43:28,527 --> 01:43:29,777
What.

1863
01:43:32,110 --> 01:43:33,527
Just ask me how I am

1864
01:43:39,360 --> 01:43:40,610
Come back my dear...

1865
01:43:41,818 --> 01:43:45,360
...promise will
never make you cry again.

1866
01:43:45,818 --> 01:43:47,902
I need some more time Vicky.

1867
01:43:48,443 --> 01:43:50,693
Memories

1868
01:43:50,985 --> 01:43:53,735
Your memories

1869
01:43:54,193 --> 01:43:55,443
How are you.

1870
01:43:57,277 --> 01:44:00,902
Let it be...how I
could be without you...

1871
01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:04,818
Nights

1872
01:44:05,402 --> 01:44:08,318
Dark, lonesome nights

1873
01:44:08,985 --> 01:44:16,485
Frighten me, hound me

1874
01:44:16,735 --> 01:44:19,610
My love,

1875
01:44:19,693 --> 01:44:22,485
without you I shall die

1876
01:44:22,568 --> 01:44:23,735
Hello Vicky

1877
01:44:23,818 --> 01:44:25,985
How you dare to call here.

1878
01:44:26,068 --> 01:44:28,443
You got only my son in
the entire world for this.

1879
01:44:28,527 --> 01:44:30,693
No
- See I also know to do business...

1880
01:44:30,902 --> 01:44:32,860
...but I never play with
the emotions of people.

1881
01:44:32,943 --> 01:44:34,568
See you are misunderstanding me.

1882
01:44:34,652 --> 01:44:37,193
We have trusted on you
and you have used us.

1883
01:44:37,402 --> 01:44:40,652
You have made our house into
pieces, made partition of it.

1884
01:44:40,735 --> 01:44:42,277
What type of doctor are you?

1885
01:44:42,943 --> 01:44:43,860
Let it be now.

1886
01:44:43,943 --> 01:44:47,527
Shut up and see I am
giving you warning that...

1887
01:44:47,610 --> 01:44:49,735
...if you came in
front of my eyes...

1888
01:44:50,402 --> 01:44:52,902
...and if you tried to meet
or contact to me or Vicky...

1889
01:44:52,985 --> 01:44:56,735
...in future then I
will cut you into pieces.

1890
01:45:04,943 --> 01:45:07,235
Meet me once, please.

1891
01:45:08,027 --> 01:45:10,485
Please Dr.Chaddha it's Ok

1892
01:45:11,943 --> 01:45:13,152
It makes no difference.

1893
01:45:13,235 --> 01:45:15,943
All these things happened and
you did not tell me anything.

1894
01:45:21,693 --> 01:45:25,360
Sir the reality is that you
have taken his advantage...

1895
01:45:25,443 --> 01:45:29,777
...you have purchased car,
farm house and house.

1896
01:45:31,110 --> 01:45:34,735
First it is important to take
out Vicky from this situation...

1897
01:45:35,443 --> 01:45:40,485
...otherwise the acidity which
is in me will never be healed up.

1898
01:45:40,568 --> 01:45:43,943
Dolly is the first lady
who read me correctly.

1899
01:45:44,027 --> 01:45:48,402
It is called grip on life...
that she has.

1900
01:45:49,735 --> 01:45:55,777
She was shouting in anger on phone
but there was pain in the voice.

1901
01:45:56,485 --> 01:45:57,652
Great lady.

1902
01:45:57,735 --> 01:45:59,652
Sir I understand Dolly ma'am...

1903
01:46:00,818 --> 01:46:03,693
...but now what to do
further that we have must think.

1904
01:46:06,193 --> 01:46:07,693
Oh, God.

1905
01:46:08,693 --> 01:46:11,860
So, what you are thinking sir.

1906
01:46:12,777 --> 01:46:15,818
I don't understand how
it will happen so soon.

1907
01:46:16,860 --> 01:46:18,360
You don't give me tension.

1908
01:46:18,443 --> 01:46:20,985
Sir you don't take tension and go.

1909
01:46:21,568 --> 01:46:24,318
Just leave that
key and lap top here.

1910
01:47:02,402 --> 01:47:04,902
Chaman!

1911
01:47:05,818 --> 01:47:09,110
Chaman what is going on.

1912
01:47:09,318 --> 01:47:10,485
Sir good morning sir

1913
01:47:10,568 --> 01:47:11,943
Good morning.

1914
01:47:13,027 --> 01:47:14,527
Sir

1915
01:47:15,193 --> 01:47:16,443
What is this.

1916
01:47:16,527 --> 01:47:19,527
Sir this is the file of Vicky Donor
and all the details are in this.

1917
01:47:19,985 --> 01:47:22,235
Oh you are very unpredictable sperm.

1918
01:47:22,318 --> 01:47:24,777
Sir you don't think now
and take the name of God...

1919
01:47:24,860 --> 01:47:26,652
...and dial the first number.

1920
01:47:26,735 --> 01:47:28,610
You are right.

1921
01:47:32,402 --> 01:47:34,527
Hello yes... Mr.Bhatia speaking?.

1922
01:47:34,735 --> 01:47:39,235
Mr.Bhatia greetings,. Dr.Baldev
from Chaddha Infertility clinic...

1923
01:47:39,818 --> 01:47:45,485
O.K. ma'am... Ahuja with Mrs.Ahuja
next Saturday 25th Anniversary.

1924
01:47:45,568 --> 01:47:47,360
Am I talking to Mrs. Grewal.

1925
01:47:47,443 --> 01:47:48,985
Hello, Dr. Chaddha.

1926
01:47:49,068 --> 01:47:52,027
Oh my God you recognized my voice.

1927
01:47:52,110 --> 01:47:56,610
You know what my in-laws say
that he is a ghost of Ambani.

1928
01:47:58,943 --> 01:48:02,943
Yes I have sent silver
anniversary card by courier.

1929
01:48:03,027 --> 01:48:05,735
But it was my duty to
invite you personally.

1930
01:48:05,818 --> 01:48:07,527
Mrs. Mehta has done another one!

1931
01:48:07,610 --> 01:48:09,068
I am so sorry Mr.Mehta...

1932
01:48:09,152 --> 01:48:10,943
...by the way Mr.Mehta can
you give the number...

1933
01:48:11,027 --> 01:48:12,943
...of new husband of Mrs. Mehta.

1934
01:48:14,818 --> 01:48:15,943
He cut it

1935
01:48:16,027 --> 01:48:18,193
Can I talk to Mrs.
Mirchandani please.

1936
01:48:18,277 --> 01:48:20,402
Next baby, cooler sperm...

1937
01:48:21,318 --> 01:48:23,277
After two building.

1938
01:48:28,277 --> 01:48:30,318
Madam is not there... he is in
the bedroom with someone else.

1939
01:48:33,568 --> 01:48:36,318
Yes Mr.Lee Silver Jubilee

1940
01:48:36,402 --> 01:48:39,818
Kapoor or this is
just a gentle reminder.

1941
01:48:39,902 --> 01:48:41,027
We will definitely come.

1942
01:48:41,110 --> 01:48:42,902
Tuna so what's your plan.

1943
01:48:42,985 --> 01:48:45,402
Bank wants to know
when you are joining back.

1944
01:48:45,485 --> 01:48:46,693
I don't know.

1945
01:48:46,777 --> 01:48:49,110
What you are doing is
not good for you Tuna.

1946
01:48:49,193 --> 01:48:52,110
<i>Whatever is in your heart you must
discuss</i> with <i>Vicky,</i> it <i>is necessary.</i>

1947
01:48:52,193 --> 01:48:53,485
It is necessary.

1948
01:48:53,777 --> 01:48:55,902
Did he feel necessary to tell me?

1949
01:48:57,818 --> 01:48:59,193
I don't know

1950
01:49:00,693 --> 01:49:02,152
You are so shameless!

1951
01:49:03,110 --> 01:49:04,610
Always keep coming here!

1952
01:49:04,985 --> 01:49:06,485
Every one commits a mistake.

1953
01:49:07,027 --> 01:49:08,318
You forget the past.

1954
01:49:08,402 --> 01:49:10,485
Again you are back
on the same topic.

1955
01:49:10,818 --> 01:49:12,402
Don't say topic...

1956
01:49:12,777 --> 01:49:14,402
...since the last two months four...

1957
01:49:14,485 --> 01:49:16,152
...cases have been
lodged by clients against me.

1958
01:49:16,235 --> 01:49:20,277
You ask why because their children
have not even learnt to say...

1959
01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:24,943
...mummy papa and they
have started to abuse.

1960
01:49:25,318 --> 01:49:29,402
The party says that the family back
ground of the donor was not good.

1961
01:49:31,902 --> 01:49:33,360
Shake hands at least!

1962
01:49:33,693 --> 01:49:36,277
Well tried Chaddha sir,
please get out.

1963
01:49:36,985 --> 01:49:38,152
Please.

1964
01:49:39,943 --> 01:49:44,818
See I can understand your
frustration but I realized.

1965
01:49:44,902 --> 01:49:46,860
How can you
understand the frustration?

1966
01:49:48,027 --> 01:49:50,443
This house is not a
house without Ashima.

1967
01:49:51,568 --> 01:49:53,068
The silence is haunting...

1968
01:49:53,152 --> 01:49:58,568
One iron lady your
mother told me correctly...

1969
01:49:59,777 --> 01:50:02,360
...that I have
spoiled your family life.

1970
01:50:02,652 --> 01:50:05,485
I did it. I have to correct it now.

1971
01:50:06,235 --> 01:50:08,735
Dolly says that Ashima
should come back home.

1972
01:50:08,818 --> 01:50:11,068
I also think that
Ashima should come back.

1973
01:50:11,152 --> 01:50:14,152
Ashima has to understand
that you were not wrong.

1974
01:50:14,235 --> 01:50:15,652
This is not possible.

1975
01:50:15,735 --> 01:50:20,902
Once you bring her to my clinic
for one hour on next Saturday.

1976
01:50:20,985 --> 01:50:24,110
Next Saturday is the 25th
anniversary of the clinic.

1977
01:50:24,193 --> 01:50:27,443
See this, 25th silver
jubilee anniversary.

1978
01:50:31,402 --> 01:50:33,152
Do you think that she will come?

1979
01:50:33,485 --> 01:50:34,652
Brother...

1980
01:50:34,735 --> 01:50:38,110
I told you I need some more time.

1981
01:50:39,527 --> 01:50:41,027
I can not come now.

1982
01:50:41,693 --> 01:50:46,735
Just see, it is only
a matter of one day.

1983
01:50:47,568 --> 01:50:51,735
Even after that if you feel
that what I did was wrong then...

1984
01:50:53,193 --> 01:50:54,943
...we will sort
out according to you.

1985
01:50:56,110 --> 01:51:00,027
You want separation or divorce?

1986
01:51:00,110 --> 01:51:01,277
Divorce?

1987
01:51:02,568 --> 01:51:08,568
Did I hear divorce...no no.
not again you will go with him.

1988
01:51:08,652 --> 01:51:10,443
Dad you are again taking his side.

1989
01:51:10,527 --> 01:51:12,235
Yes I am...

1990
01:51:13,527 --> 01:51:15,860
...because you are only
thinking about yourself.

1991
01:51:15,943 --> 01:51:19,443
But she is right papa, meaning I
have not told her. It is my mistake.

1992
01:51:19,527 --> 01:51:20,985
Question yourself Tuna.

1993
01:51:21,610 --> 01:51:26,777
You are hurt because he was donor
or he has not informed you or...

1994
01:51:27,943 --> 01:51:30,777
...you can not get pregnant
while he can become a father.

1995
01:51:36,735 --> 01:51:38,318
He loves you...

1996
01:51:40,068 --> 01:51:43,777
...even after knowing that because of
you he can not give birth to a child.

1997
01:51:45,485 --> 01:51:49,985
He loves you...he wants to be with
you...it's not that easy darling.

1998
01:51:50,318 --> 01:51:53,818
For once, just think from his side.

1999
01:51:54,485 --> 01:51:55,943
It's ok.

2000
01:51:57,985 --> 01:52:01,318
If you don't want to
come then don't come.

2001
01:52:02,193 --> 01:52:03,568
Why are you crying?

2002
01:52:04,985 --> 01:52:08,152
See I have come to your city
Kolkata for the second time.

2003
01:52:10,235 --> 01:52:11,818
Show me your city.

2004
01:52:13,985 --> 01:52:15,610
Show me Kaalibadi...

2005
01:52:17,193 --> 01:52:19,985
...a match of Mohan Bagan...

2006
01:52:22,693 --> 01:52:24,318
Make me meet Mamata
didi but don't cry.

2007
01:52:30,068 --> 01:52:31,610
But don't cry.

2008
01:52:52,652 --> 01:52:54,193
Welcome.

2009
01:52:55,610 --> 01:52:57,152
Come, come.

2010
01:52:58,777 --> 01:53:02,568
Grace of God,
welcome...come...please come.

2011
01:53:03,652 --> 01:53:05,235
Ashima.

2012
01:53:10,443 --> 01:53:18,152
Whatever Vicky has done or I got it
done from him was right or wrong

2013
01:53:18,235 --> 01:53:20,277
I really don't know...

2014
01:53:21,193 --> 01:53:26,027
Call me a businessman or a
doctor or my helplessness...

2015
01:53:26,110 --> 01:53:30,402
Nor do I wish to
give any explanation...

2016
01:53:31,152 --> 01:53:34,110
But I would like to
ask you one question.

2017
01:53:35,027 --> 01:53:40,693
Just stand here and tell me
how you are feeling to see...

2018
01:53:41,943 --> 01:53:43,860
...these kids playing in the park.

2019
01:53:44,735 --> 01:53:48,693
What kind of a question is this?
All I know is among these...

2020
01:53:49,693 --> 01:53:52,235
...kids even my child
could have been there.

2021
01:53:54,068 --> 01:53:58,027
All are happy, enjoying-

2022
01:53:58,652 --> 01:54:00,652
Everyone's family is complete but...

2023
01:54:02,235 --> 01:54:03,443
...why not mine.

2024
01:54:03,818 --> 01:54:08,443
Just like you are feeling now...

2025
01:54:08,527 --> 01:54:13,152
...few years back parents of these
children were also feeling the same.

2026
01:54:13,943 --> 01:54:16,943
Before Vicky donor
came into their life.

2027
01:54:17,735 --> 01:54:22,110
The reason for their
happiness is Vicky.

2028
01:54:23,027 --> 01:54:27,068
Because these
children are from his sperm.

2029
01:54:32,193 --> 01:54:34,068
Come with me.

2030
01:54:34,152 --> 01:54:35,735
Look, look.

2031
01:54:47,818 --> 01:54:51,318
Which among them are mine?

2032
01:54:52,485 --> 01:54:55,193
Each & everyone is yours...

2033
01:54:57,068 --> 01:54:59,277
All of them are mine?
- 53

2034
01:54:59,860 --> 01:55:01,152
53

2035
01:55:01,235 --> 01:55:03,277
Total 53

2036
01:55:05,610 --> 01:55:06,818
Vicky..

2037
01:55:09,902 --> 01:55:11,652
Can I meet them?
- Sure.

2038
01:55:11,735 --> 01:55:14,568
Yes but don't ask for details.

2039
01:55:24,027 --> 01:55:31,360
When this little flower
bud blooms into a plant

2040
01:55:31,943 --> 01:55:35,235
Bud blooms into a plant

2041
01:55:37,402 --> 01:55:45,527
The pot of wants blooms with it

2042
01:55:45,610 --> 01:55:48,068
The pot of wants blooms with it

2043
01:55:48,152 --> 01:55:50,943
And so does the demand for this...

2044
01:55:51,027 --> 01:55:54,652
...that and just about
everything that money can buy

2045
01:55:54,735 --> 01:56:01,652
As the wants are unlimited
and even bigger than the sky

2046
01:56:04,527 --> 01:56:07,402
Hello.

2047
01:56:09,110 --> 01:56:11,735
Here, here's you gift.

2048
01:56:11,818 --> 01:56:14,943
There he stands, and
another one stands

2049
01:56:15,027 --> 01:56:18,360
Asking for money,
and much more money

2050
01:56:18,860 --> 01:56:22,193
There he stands, and
another one stands

2051
01:56:22,277 --> 01:56:24,652
Asking for money,
and much more money

2052
01:56:24,735 --> 01:56:25,818
Very good.

2053
01:56:25,902 --> 01:56:27,318
Enjoy yourself.

2054
01:56:27,402 --> 01:56:30,193
When a bud turns into a tree

2055
01:56:32,068 --> 01:56:33,443
He is quiet fit.

2056
01:56:33,527 --> 01:56:35,735
You get the urge to live

2057
01:56:35,818 --> 01:56:39,860
You get the urge to live

2058
01:56:41,193 --> 01:56:42,860
Sit down, sit down.

2059
01:56:42,943 --> 01:56:46,110
When this little plant
turns into a big tree

2060
01:56:46,193 --> 01:56:49,443
Plant turns into a big tree

2061
01:56:49,527 --> 01:56:56,485
The feeling takes over to
live big, in style and live free

2062
01:56:57,235 --> 01:56:58,860
Its a great couple

2063
01:57:02,193 --> 01:57:05,027
That boy there in black...

2064
01:57:08,110 --> 01:57:09,818
...his hair is like yours...

2065
01:57:12,318 --> 01:57:14,360
That little foreigner girl's...

2066
01:57:16,652 --> 01:57:18,443
...nose is like yours...

2067
01:57:21,818 --> 01:57:24,360
...that little ching chong...

2068
01:57:27,068 --> 01:57:28,568
...his eyes are like yours.

2069
01:57:30,527 --> 01:57:34,443
Baba was right and I was insecure.

2070
01:57:36,068 --> 01:57:39,735
I can not do the same
which you did...never...

2071
01:57:41,735 --> 01:57:43,068
I am sorry.

2072
01:57:44,360 --> 01:57:45,860
I am sorry.

2073
01:57:46,068 --> 01:57:47,568
I am sorry.

2074
01:57:50,193 --> 01:57:51,485
Sorry.

2075
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:16,860
There is one more child...

2076
01:58:19,277 --> 01:58:21,360
...and I want you to meet with him.

2077
01:58:24,485 --> 01:58:27,527
Myself and Chaman
were inviting the...

2078
01:58:27,610 --> 01:58:29,360
...clients by going door
to door for the anniversary.

2079
01:58:29,735 --> 01:58:32,360
I came to know that
one couple among them...

2080
01:58:32,443 --> 01:58:35,318
...died in a car accident
near Chandigarh few years back.

2081
01:58:35,402 --> 01:58:38,693
After death of the son
they came to know...

2082
01:58:38,777 --> 01:58:41,110
...that their grand
daughter is a donor baby.

2083
01:58:41,193 --> 01:58:43,777
They tried hard to find
out but could not succeed.

2084
01:58:43,860 --> 01:58:47,902
Due to the old age and since there
was no one after them to take care...

2085
01:58:47,985 --> 01:58:51,318
...they put her in
this orphanage house.

2086
01:58:51,402 --> 01:58:54,485
Thank you Dr.Chaddha for
doing this, you saved a soul...

2087
01:58:55,193 --> 01:58:58,527
...and Mr.and Mrs.Arora the
name of the child is Diya...

2088
01:58:58,860 --> 01:59:01,235
...and she's been here
with us for last six months...

2089
01:59:01,902 --> 01:59:03,068
Shall we go and meet her.

2090
01:59:03,152 --> 01:59:04,402
Sure sure...

2091
01:59:50,610 --> 01:59:52,027
Let's go home.

2092
02:00:01,527 --> 02:00:02,860
Thank you ma'am

2093
02:00:03,068 --> 02:00:05,110
lam sure you are
going to keep Diya happy.

2094
02:00:05,193 --> 02:00:06,610
Thanks ma'am

2095
02:00:07,235 --> 02:00:09,277
Thank you very much. Thank you.

2096
02:00:09,360 --> 02:00:11,693
Thanks. - Come. Come.

2097
02:00:16,943 --> 02:00:18,318
Thank you.

2098
02:00:18,610 --> 02:00:20,068
God bless.

2099
02:00:29,818 --> 02:00:33,110
You did all this for me.

2100
02:00:34,485 --> 02:00:36,027
Chaddha sir you are unbelievable...

2101
02:00:38,193 --> 02:00:40,568
What did I do? I
have not done anything.

2102
02:00:42,485 --> 02:00:44,902
You did all this and
this is your wonder.

2103
02:00:46,277 --> 02:00:49,110
The wonder of your sperm

2104
02:00:50,943 --> 02:00:53,693
This entire world is a sperm.

2105
02:00:59,027 --> 02:01:01,235
God bless you.

2106
02:01:01,610 --> 02:01:04,068
Bye.

2107
02:01:28,027 --> 02:01:29,235
Chaddha sir...

2108
02:01:29,318 --> 02:01:32,652
Listen there is a
demand from one more party.

2109
02:01:32,735 --> 02:01:35,235
What are you talking?
lam a family man now.

2110
02:01:35,318 --> 02:01:37,068
Just do it for the last time.

2111
02:01:37,360 --> 02:01:38,527
Shall I say yes?

2112
02:01:38,610 --> 02:01:41,152
I will get it picked up
from any where you say.

2113
02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:44,027
Ok.

2114
02:01:44,110 --> 02:01:47,110
Ok. Bye!!!

2115
02:02:03,568 --> 02:02:07,193
The one with beautiful eyes,
open the window and see.

2116
02:02:07,277 --> 02:02:10,902
Weigh it in your heart and see.

2117
02:02:13,902 --> 02:02:17,610
The one with beautiful eyes,
open the window and see.

2118
02:02:17,693 --> 02:02:20,902
Weigh it in your heart and see.

2119
02:02:20,985 --> 02:02:25,735
You will not find a
young man like me.

2120
02:02:26,027 --> 02:02:31,235
You may search in the whole world.

2121
02:02:31,318 --> 02:02:34,652
Search, search. Search, search.

2122
02:02:34,735 --> 02:02:37,943
You people go for the door.
I want to be on the floor.

2123
02:02:38,027 --> 02:02:41,485
Mix it with our colours.

2124
02:02:41,568 --> 02:02:44,860
Go over it with red flowers.

2125
02:02:44,943 --> 02:02:49,777
You will not find a
young man like me.

2126
02:02:50,027 --> 02:02:55,235
You may search in the whole world.

2127
02:02:55,318 --> 02:02:58,652
Search, search. Search, search.

2128
02:02:58,735 --> 02:03:01,610
You people go for the door.
I want to be on the floor.

2129
02:03:01,693 --> 02:03:05,318
You people go for the door.
I want to be on the floor.

2130
02:03:19,110 --> 02:03:22,610
For the sake of love.

2131
02:03:22,693 --> 02:03:26,610
Will open my heart before you.

2132
02:03:29,402 --> 02:03:34,152
You will not find a
young man like me.

2133
02:03:34,610 --> 02:03:39,818
You may search in the whole world.

2134
02:03:39,902 --> 02:03:43,610
Search, search. Search, search.

2135
02:03:53,360 --> 02:03:57,068
My shoes are sequenced.

2136
02:03:57,152 --> 02:04:00,318
The moustache is starched,
and the turban is colourful.

2137
02:04:00,402 --> 02:04:05,027
You will not find a
young man like me.

2138
02:04:05,443 --> 02:04:10,610
You may search in the whole world.

2139
02:04:10,693 --> 02:04:14,443
Search, search. Search, search.