1 00:03:40,396 --> 00:03:43,699 Launch control is having trouble verifying mass acceleration. 2 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:48,037 Team Banzai rotational supervisor, please confirm. 3 00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:53,642 l want an electromagnetic fuel reading from the launch. 4 00:03:55,477 --> 00:04:00,082 We are T minus seven zero and holding. 5 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:04,353 Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck. 6 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:09,391 Can we have a photographic printout to the bunker? 7 00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:14,896 T minus six zero three and holding. Phaser positive. Latch compressor. 8 00:04:15,397 --> 00:04:19,267 Multistage axial compressor... latched. 9 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:23,605 Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs. 10 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:29,577 Commence pullback to the launch sequence. Clear the launch. 11 00:04:32,246 --> 00:04:35,383 Specific density is 2.5. Over. 12 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:38,786 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 13 00:04:39,954 --> 00:04:42,489 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr Secretary. 14 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:45,459 Looks like he's got cold feet. 15 00:04:45,592 --> 00:04:49,163 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 16 00:04:49,296 --> 00:04:51,765 Why me? 17 00:04:51,899 --> 00:04:53,634 Cos l'm busy. 18 00:04:55,535 --> 00:04:57,337 May l have the curved Yasargil, please? 19 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,806 lt's not here, Dr Banzai. 20 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:02,442 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 21 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:04,844 See, this is the part where for me it started looking like a problem. 22 00:05:04,978 --> 00:05:09,249 I mean, l wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 23 00:05:09,382 --> 00:05:12,685 But because of this guy's normal variation, l got excited and all the sudden I didn't know 24 00:05:12,819 --> 00:05:16,456 whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen 25 00:05:16,589 --> 00:05:20,660 or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at this point l was ready to say ''That's it, let's get out''. 26 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:23,863 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 27 00:05:23,996 --> 00:05:26,665 and even though there may be normal variation, if you get right down to it, 28 00:05:26,799 --> 00:05:29,635 this far inside the head, it all looks the same. 29 00:05:29,768 --> 00:05:32,838 No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. 30 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:39,845 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 31 00:05:40,345 --> 00:05:43,815 Dr Banzai is using the laser to vaporise a pineal tumour 32 00:05:43,949 --> 00:05:46,618 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 33 00:05:46,752 --> 00:05:49,654 Subcutaneous microphone gonna allow the patient to transmit 34 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:52,324 verbal instructions to his own brain. 35 00:05:52,457 --> 00:05:57,195 - Like ''Raise my left arm''? - Or ''Throw the harpoon''. 36 00:05:57,328 --> 00:06:00,365 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo. 37 00:06:01,299 --> 00:06:04,636 You ever thought about joining me full time? 38 00:06:04,769 --> 00:06:06,838 What do you mean? You serious? Do you have an opening? 39 00:06:06,971 --> 00:06:10,842 Uh-huh. Can you sing? 40 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,744 A little. Yeah. l can dance. 41 00:06:13,878 --> 00:06:15,379 Hey, it's Buckaroo. 42 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:18,582 We have Buckaroo descending. We have him on the launch parameter. 43 00:06:18,716 --> 00:06:24,555 lnertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 44 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,357 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 45 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:30,494 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 46 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:45,408 l'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do anyway? 47 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:49,245 - 500 miles an hour, General. - Oh, Senator, you're so gullible. 48 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:58,821 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 49 00:07:02,592 --> 00:07:06,062 HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 50 00:07:06,429 --> 00:07:10,132 - ..B, C, D, E... - Clear the area! 51 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:16,305 Control, this is HB 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 52 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:18,674 Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out. 53 00:07:18,841 --> 00:07:22,578 Control, this is HB 88. Event timer started. Over. 54 00:07:22,711 --> 00:07:26,248 HB 88, this is control. APU start is go. 55 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,784 You are on your on-board computer. Over. 56 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:30,285 Roger, l copy. 57 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:35,390 - Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 58 00:07:37,659 --> 00:07:40,528 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 59 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:42,430 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 60 00:07:42,564 --> 00:07:44,799 - Throttles and start levers? - Closed, off. 61 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:48,302 - Number four electric hydraulic pump and press? - On and checked. 62 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:50,238 - Parking brake? - Set. Press checked. 63 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:53,808 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 64 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,584 HB 88, this is control. lMU alignment in progress. 65 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,453 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 66 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:12,092 30.32 seconds north... by 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 67 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:16,063 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 68 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:20,200 HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 69 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:49,995 - lNS ram coordinates. - Form one, fuel ticket? 70 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,198 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 71 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:56,935 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 72 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,205 - We have main engine start. - ..two, one. 73 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:13,318 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 74 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:20,925 He's fast. l'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile and he's history. 75 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:24,696 This is control. APU start is go. 76 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:28,599 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 77 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:33,471 They are reading you on the localiser downrange. Looks good. Over. 78 00:09:33,604 --> 00:09:35,706 HB 88, this is control. 79 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:40,477 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 80 00:09:42,546 --> 00:09:45,983 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 81 00:09:49,953 --> 00:09:52,556 - Four... three... - Here he comes. 82 00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:55,592 ..two... one. 83 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:58,395 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 84 00:10:00,363 --> 00:10:03,300 He is off course. This is Chase One. Over. 85 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,235 He has broken trajectory... 86 00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:09,472 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 87 00:10:09,606 --> 00:10:11,574 - Roger. - Do you read? 88 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:15,611 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: advise you cancel phase two! 89 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:19,482 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can-do. 90 00:10:22,985 --> 00:10:26,455 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 91 00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:30,459 - He's broken the sound barrier! - Mach 1.3. 92 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:34,930 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 93 00:10:35,064 --> 00:10:37,466 Just be cool. She'll hold. 94 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,703 Axis negative. Pneumatic pressure negative. 95 00:10:41,837 --> 00:10:44,172 We are looking at 500 degrees... 96 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:48,009 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 97 00:10:48,143 --> 00:10:50,545 He's headed for the mountains! 98 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,280 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 99 00:10:54,616 --> 00:11:00,021 HB 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 100 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,925 Unsafe levels of... 101 00:11:04,759 --> 00:11:08,396 Standby recirculation has been activated. 102 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:13,301 HB 88, this is control. Do you... 103 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:21,242 Hotel Brava 88 do you read? Do you read? Over. 104 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:26,547 - What is going on? - lt's off my scope. 105 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:38,892 This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go right up to a wall of rock. 106 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:40,594 Holy shit! 107 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:18,430 This is Chase Two. Chase Two. We see him. We see him. 108 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:22,267 We have him. Chase Two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 109 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:23,302 Banzai! 110 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:28,573 He's gone through it. He's gone through the mountain. 111 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,976 lt has deployed there. 112 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,881 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 113 00:12:37,015 --> 00:12:39,884 Antigravity inertia is normal. 114 00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:43,621 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 115 00:12:43,755 --> 00:12:45,323 He is OK. 116 00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:50,061 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 117 00:12:50,194 --> 00:12:55,099 HB 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 118 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,636 We show electrical-field aberrations on the windshield. 119 00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:04,174 We are getting a localised vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 120 00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:07,244 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 121 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:14,985 HB 88, this is control. 122 00:13:15,118 --> 00:13:18,421 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 123 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:22,626 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 124 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:36,606 HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 125 00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:42,712 We are getting localised vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 126 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:58,327 HB 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 127 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:13,108 Well, there it is, tyre tracks right up to a wall of rock. 128 00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:16,878 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 129 00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:21,983 cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 130 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:26,888 Could you elaborate on that device, l believe, dubbed the ''oscillator''... 131 00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:30,525 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 132 00:14:30,658 --> 00:14:34,595 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 133 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:44,071 Tranquillisers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11 am, 134 00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:47,708 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 135 00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:59,452 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barrier. 136 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:06,059 lt was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 137 00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:11,864 through the overthruster he and Dr Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 138 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,300 in a laboratory at Princeton. 139 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:19,438 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 140 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,485 Molto grazie, Dr Lizardo. 141 00:15:34,153 --> 00:15:38,490 Almost ready, Dr Lizardo! Almost. 142 00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:03,481 Electromagnets, they are charging. 143 00:16:03,615 --> 00:16:06,317 Catapult, she's wired! 144 00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:10,922 No. Not yet. No! 145 00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,557 Whoo! 146 00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:17,128 No, not yet! Not yet! l'm not ready! 147 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:41,451 - He did not go through the wall. 148 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,926 Holy Toledo! 149 00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:57,633 Facile. Sotto, dottor. 150 00:17:08,477 --> 00:17:10,279 Emilio? 151 00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:32,834 ..asked what he saw, asked where he went, 152 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:38,473 Dr Banzai replied ''Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 153 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:42,076 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations.'' 154 00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:47,615 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 155 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,155 G-sub-E... 156 00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:59,226 Ges� Cristo, make the ganglia twitch. We're home free. 157 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:05,299 Home... home is where you wear your hat. 158 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:09,770 l feel so break up, l want to go home! 159 00:18:09,903 --> 00:18:14,308 Hello, Doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 160 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,444 No. Lord John Whorfin. 161 00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:21,448 lf there's one thing l hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 162 00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:26,720 Cheer up, Lizardo. lt's Friday. l got a care package from your yo-yo friends. 163 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:30,456 Hey, Signore... 164 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,859 grazie tanto. 165 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:34,961 Thanks, Doc. 166 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:38,264 l come for your TV. You've been using too much juice. 167 00:18:38,397 --> 00:18:41,400 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 168 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,670 lt beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 169 00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:47,673 Go on, take it! l don't need it! 170 00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:53,612 Tomorrow l'm goin' home with my overthruster. 171 00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:58,383 That's terrific, Doc. 172 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:01,853 l'll make sure you get an early wake-up call. 173 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:07,125 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 174 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,539 Buckaroo, l've done a spectrographic analysis 175 00:19:21,673 --> 00:19:25,843 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shaft. 176 00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:28,746 Rawhide, what do you think? 177 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,082 l don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 178 00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:36,053 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 179 00:19:36,187 --> 00:19:41,058 - l want some music out of you. - You want it, Artie? You got it. 180 00:19:45,162 --> 00:19:46,230 Let's rock and roll! 181 00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:55,505 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery is proud to present for a single night only, 182 00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:59,376 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 183 00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:03,413 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers! 184 00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:16,350 Excuse me. 185 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:21,522 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 186 00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:28,162 ls somebody... 187 00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:30,664 is somebody crying... 188 00:21:30,797 --> 00:21:33,100 out there in the darkness? 189 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,869 Somebody crying? 190 00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:39,406 Over here. l'm sorry. 191 00:21:40,574 --> 00:21:46,413 Um, could we get... could we get her a mike and a spotlight? 192 00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:49,516 Tommy, could we run her a mike? 193 00:21:50,617 --> 00:21:54,754 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a mike. 194 00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:59,992 What's your name? 195 00:22:00,126 --> 00:22:02,228 - Who cares? - Right. 196 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:04,764 Well, l care. What's your name? 197 00:22:09,602 --> 00:22:12,204 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 198 00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:16,241 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 199 00:22:18,377 --> 00:22:21,313 That doesn't matter. lt's not important. 200 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:27,919 l just... l just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all. 201 00:22:28,987 --> 00:22:32,324 l'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 202 00:22:32,424 --> 00:22:34,826 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 203 00:22:34,926 --> 00:22:37,462 l lost my room at the Y this morning. 204 00:22:41,566 --> 00:22:43,601 But it's cool. 205 00:22:43,735 --> 00:22:47,238 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 206 00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:49,707 Don't be mean. 207 00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:54,145 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 208 00:22:54,712 --> 00:22:59,583 no matter where you go... there you are. 209 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:22,639 - l'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 210 00:23:28,211 --> 00:23:35,885 l don't have plans and schemes.. 211 00:23:35,985 --> 00:23:38,621 And l.. 212 00:23:38,754 --> 00:23:43,659 Don't have hopes and dreams.. 213 00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:50,533 l don't have anything.. 214 00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:52,434 - This is weird. - Sure is. 215 00:23:52,568 --> 00:23:57,906 Since l don't have you.. 216 00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:02,177 - Yeah, l.. - Who's the girl? 217 00:24:02,311 --> 00:24:07,315 Don't have fond desires.. 218 00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:14,956 l don't have happy hours.. 219 00:24:15,090 --> 00:24:22,263 l don't have anything.. 220 00:24:29,003 --> 00:24:33,541 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 221 00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:37,611 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 222 00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:46,920 ..festive briefing by the Banzai lnstitute. Tomorrow... 223 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,857 Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon? 224 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:53,360 - No, no. Planet Ten. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 225 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,495 - Operator? - Doc, put down the phone. 226 00:24:55,629 --> 00:25:00,400 Operator? l wanna make a call to a Mr John Bigbooty 227 00:25:00,534 --> 00:25:05,905 at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems over in Grover's Mill. 228 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:09,609 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 229 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:13,112 That's W-H-O-R-F-l-N. You got that, honey? 230 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:17,216 - John. J-O-H-N. - This better be collect, Doc. 231 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:29,695 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 232 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,264 The time has come, Bigbooty. 233 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:34,767 Prepare for my return. 234 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,904 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 235 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:44,810 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 236 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:50,115 Si. Si. So meet me at the factory. 237 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:53,318 And get their overthruster. 238 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,420 And Hikita, too. 239 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:57,856 Sure. Alive. 240 00:25:58,022 --> 00:26:02,627 No, no, don't worry about me. l'll get my own ride. 241 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:15,673 Evil will not prevail. That was... 242 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:21,645 Arrivederci, Jersey. 243 00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:25,015 Goodbye, goodbye to her.. 244 00:26:31,054 --> 00:26:34,891 - lt's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look anything like her. 245 00:26:35,058 --> 00:26:36,860 Pictures don't lie. 246 00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:41,164 Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way. 247 00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:46,002 lt's Peggy to these eyes. lt's the same nose. It's the same hair. 248 00:26:46,136 --> 00:26:49,005 Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 249 00:26:49,139 --> 00:26:51,374 to make a fool of himself. 250 00:26:56,979 --> 00:27:00,650 Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 251 00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,653 Remember that old ltalian pal of the professor's? 252 00:27:03,786 --> 00:27:05,354 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 253 00:27:05,488 --> 00:27:09,558 Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton Home for the Criminally lnsane. 254 00:27:09,692 --> 00:27:13,329 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati Bora. Totalled it a block away. 255 00:27:13,462 --> 00:27:14,663 Holy moly. 256 00:27:14,797 --> 00:27:18,367 - Maserati Bora. - Mm-hm. That ain't all. 257 00:27:19,034 --> 00:27:21,270 He's vanished. Thin air. 258 00:27:21,436 --> 00:27:27,142 - Dr Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? - You're thinking of Mr Wizard. 259 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:30,245 This guy is a top scientist, dummkopf. 260 00:27:30,378 --> 00:27:35,683 - So was Mr Wizard. - Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy. 261 00:27:35,817 --> 00:27:39,854 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 262 00:27:44,726 --> 00:27:46,894 Buckaroo, look at this. 263 00:27:47,028 --> 00:27:51,098 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 264 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:54,602 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 265 00:27:54,735 --> 00:27:57,705 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. 266 00:27:57,838 --> 00:28:02,876 lt could be above-ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 267 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:04,445 Man, that's strange. 268 00:28:08,182 --> 00:28:10,617 Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected 269 00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:14,755 a mysterious radioactive cloudlike mass over southern New England. 270 00:28:14,888 --> 00:28:19,192 Sources close to the National Security Consortium have refused to comment. 271 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:24,964 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 272 00:28:28,101 --> 00:28:29,235 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 273 00:28:29,369 --> 00:28:31,838 - How's the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 274 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,940 - But more importantly: Congratulations! - Thank you. 275 00:28:34,073 --> 00:28:36,609 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 276 00:28:36,743 --> 00:28:39,645 You did it right after you left me at the operation. You haven't even said anything about it. 277 00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:41,948 - Didn't mention it. - Sidney, these are my friends. 278 00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:45,751 This is my colleague Dr Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia P and S. 279 00:28:45,885 --> 00:28:48,120 - Howdy. How you're doing? - Listen, Sidney, l'm glad you could make it. 280 00:28:48,254 --> 00:28:50,656 Cos it looks like we may need an extra hand sooner than l thought. 281 00:28:50,789 --> 00:28:52,825 Aha, I see. That's what l was wondering about. 282 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:56,495 l got your message about rendezvousing at this address. Barely had time to pack. 283 00:28:56,628 --> 00:28:58,931 - Then l came here... - l can see that. 284 00:28:59,064 --> 00:29:01,500 l'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 285 00:29:04,936 --> 00:29:07,606 You know, l thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 286 00:29:07,939 --> 00:29:11,509 l'm a big fan of all you guys. l love the comic books and the records. 287 00:29:11,643 --> 00:29:13,478 l know you. You're Pecos. 288 00:29:13,611 --> 00:29:16,981 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. l'm sorry. 289 00:29:17,115 --> 00:29:20,618 - You're Pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 290 00:29:20,752 --> 00:29:23,421 - Reno! lt's an honour. - Where do you hail from, Doc? 291 00:29:23,521 --> 00:29:27,125 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 292 00:29:27,258 --> 00:29:28,693 ls he making fun of me? 293 00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:34,865 Third cell to the left. Pink dress. 294 00:29:34,999 --> 00:29:36,634 Arigato. 295 00:29:48,112 --> 00:29:52,849 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 296 00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:56,219 What are you doing here? 297 00:29:56,353 --> 00:29:59,222 Why don't you just go away and let me rot? 298 00:30:01,825 --> 00:30:05,161 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 299 00:30:06,129 --> 00:30:09,899 You. Just like the papers all say. 300 00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:14,637 Come over here. 301 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:18,774 Come on. 302 00:30:18,908 --> 00:30:23,212 Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy! 303 00:30:28,818 --> 00:30:30,286 What do you want from me? 304 00:30:32,588 --> 00:30:37,259 Oh, you remind me of someone l once knew long ago. 305 00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:43,832 Was she very beautiful? 306 00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:49,404 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 307 00:30:49,538 --> 00:30:51,940 That's a long way from where l come from. 308 00:30:52,073 --> 00:30:55,577 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 309 00:30:56,544 --> 00:30:59,414 No, l'm from Laramie. 310 00:30:59,547 --> 00:31:02,417 Except that l was born in Cody, but nobody... 311 00:31:03,051 --> 00:31:05,753 Do you have family? Back in Cody, l mean? 312 00:31:05,887 --> 00:31:08,089 l don't know. 313 00:31:08,222 --> 00:31:12,226 See, l always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 314 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,595 Another part of you? 315 00:31:14,729 --> 00:31:17,164 Somewhere, yeah. 316 00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:20,267 l'm adopted. 317 00:31:20,401 --> 00:31:22,236 Of course! 318 00:31:22,369 --> 00:31:25,539 lf it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 319 00:31:25,639 --> 00:31:28,008 - Another you. - Anything's possible. 320 00:31:28,142 --> 00:31:30,777 - Let her out! - Hey, me too. 321 00:31:30,911 --> 00:31:34,314 - Let her out? - Yeah, let her out. l'll be responsible. 322 00:31:34,448 --> 00:31:37,584 - She's a killer! - No, she's not. And give her your coat. 323 00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:40,220 Why me? 324 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,522 Because you're perfect. 325 00:31:44,491 --> 00:31:46,192 You have a point there. 326 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:53,966 l'd like to move this thing along. 327 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:58,805 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 328 00:31:58,938 --> 00:32:01,374 We're a little short of time. 329 00:32:01,507 --> 00:32:05,111 Besides, l don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 330 00:32:05,244 --> 00:32:07,313 You're right. 331 00:32:11,283 --> 00:32:14,720 Without further ado, l'd like to introduce a young man 332 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:20,058 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 333 00:32:20,192 --> 00:32:24,429 Dr Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 334 00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:30,168 Ooh. 335 00:32:30,635 --> 00:32:35,173 Secretary, Senator Cunningham... members of the world press. 336 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,144 30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 337 00:32:40,278 --> 00:32:44,048 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 338 00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:48,686 the possibility of contacting alien life. 339 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:53,557 However, not on another planet. But here. 340 00:32:53,691 --> 00:32:56,994 Maybe right inside this table... 341 00:32:57,128 --> 00:33:01,365 living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 342 00:33:01,865 --> 00:33:04,501 Perhaps within a mountain. 343 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:09,840 See this rock? lt's solid matter, right? 344 00:33:09,973 --> 00:33:14,878 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 345 00:33:15,012 --> 00:33:16,513 comprise only about 346 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:19,482 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 347 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,785 - How many zeros is that? - Quite a few. 348 00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:25,288 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 349 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:29,125 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr Emilio Lizardo 350 00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:32,795 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 351 00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:37,233 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 352 00:33:37,366 --> 00:33:41,604 We at the Banzai lnstitute have at last found that way. 353 00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:44,573 We have created a device 354 00:33:44,707 --> 00:33:48,210 called an oscillation overthruster, 355 00:33:48,344 --> 00:33:52,147 which systematically reorders matter 356 00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:56,752 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 357 00:33:56,885 --> 00:34:00,656 I get it. What you're saying is that oppositely-charged particles collide, 358 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:05,660 and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 359 00:34:08,063 --> 00:34:11,766 l'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 360 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:15,937 Oh, no. lt's not obvious at all. lf it was obvious, everybody would be doing it every day. 361 00:34:16,071 --> 00:34:20,542 See, by all accounts, it appears as though l literally went right through a mountain. 362 00:34:20,675 --> 00:34:24,645 But you could take that mountain and pulverise it... 363 00:34:24,779 --> 00:34:29,784 and sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 364 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:35,289 and you would never ever find... this. 365 00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:41,495 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 366 00:34:41,629 --> 00:34:45,499 Even though l was never inside that mountain. 367 00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:47,634 The president's calling. 368 00:34:47,768 --> 00:34:50,971 - The president of what? - The president of the United States. 369 00:34:51,104 --> 00:34:53,473 Oh. Here. 370 00:34:53,607 --> 00:34:54,841 Later. 371 00:34:54,975 --> 00:34:59,145 - ls he still delirious? - l can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched him through to a payphone down the hall. 372 00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:03,383 - Do your thing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 373 00:35:03,516 --> 00:35:06,386 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 374 00:35:06,519 --> 00:35:08,354 Any time. 375 00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:11,024 Do we have the first slide, please? 376 00:35:11,157 --> 00:35:14,560 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 377 00:35:14,694 --> 00:35:17,196 in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary? 378 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:18,331 What? 379 00:35:18,831 --> 00:35:23,169 lt seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 380 00:35:25,705 --> 00:35:27,673 Mr President? 381 00:35:29,508 --> 00:35:31,877 Some kind of interference. 382 00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:35,714 Hello, Mr President? 383 00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:39,017 Mr President? Mr President, hello? 384 00:35:39,718 --> 00:35:41,286 Hello, Mr President? 385 00:35:41,853 --> 00:35:44,890 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some computer whiz kid. 386 00:35:45,023 --> 00:35:47,058 Not with Elephant Bravo. 387 00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:51,496 - Not with an alpha clearance. - Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 388 00:35:51,596 --> 00:35:55,900 Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital. 389 00:35:56,034 --> 00:36:00,872 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 390 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:03,107 Does the President call him a lot? 391 00:36:07,845 --> 00:36:09,780 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 392 00:36:09,914 --> 00:36:11,649 Don't touch him! 393 00:36:13,617 --> 00:36:16,253 What's he writing? 394 00:36:16,387 --> 00:36:17,788 Conference room! 395 00:36:17,922 --> 00:36:19,924 Conference room! Let's go! 396 00:36:20,057 --> 00:36:22,426 Launch thermopod. 397 00:36:34,371 --> 00:36:36,640 - There they are. - Dr Banzai. 398 00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:39,342 - Don't you see 'em? - What do you mean? Who? 399 00:36:39,476 --> 00:36:43,880 Evil! Pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em! 400 00:36:44,381 --> 00:36:47,951 - Lectroids! Grab 'em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun. 401 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:51,521 OK, wise guy! 402 00:36:54,323 --> 00:36:59,128 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the Prof is history! 403 00:37:01,264 --> 00:37:04,300 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him. 404 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:08,571 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance. 405 00:37:24,419 --> 00:37:28,890 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - lsn't that...? 406 00:37:52,647 --> 00:37:55,049 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 407 00:37:56,684 --> 00:37:58,752 lt's Buckaroo Banzai! 408 00:38:11,531 --> 00:38:12,566 - Hold it! - Freeze! 409 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,724 - l had my eyes open all day long, Burt. - lt may not be a total loss. 410 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:43,229 - l'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 411 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:51,036 l hit it! It is wounded. 412 00:38:52,838 --> 00:38:55,240 What'd it look like to you? 413 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:58,544 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? lt was purple. 414 00:38:58,677 --> 00:39:03,482 - That's what it looked like. lt was black. - lt was purple. lt'll be dark before we even find it. 415 00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:07,886 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the crucial missing circuit 416 00:39:08,019 --> 00:39:10,288 and then we finally get our butts off this rock! 417 00:39:10,422 --> 00:39:13,291 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 418 00:39:14,225 --> 00:39:17,729 Well, what is it? What is it? 419 00:39:17,862 --> 00:39:19,797 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 420 00:39:19,931 --> 00:39:22,600 Here? On Earth? 421 00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:26,737 - Why? John Bigboot�, why? - Coordinates established. 422 00:39:26,871 --> 00:39:29,874 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 423 00:39:48,492 --> 00:39:51,595 - The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it up there? 424 00:39:51,728 --> 00:39:53,630 Let's wait for the cops, Burt. 425 00:39:53,764 --> 00:39:56,666 What for? Are you scared? 426 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,970 - There's gotta be something there. - Come on, Burt. There's nothing up there. 427 00:40:00,103 --> 00:40:03,540 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 428 00:40:05,909 --> 00:40:09,145 Where you going? Where you going?! 429 00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:11,314 Christmas shopping. 430 00:40:13,449 --> 00:40:16,986 - What's that? - lt's a stick. What's it look like? 431 00:40:18,488 --> 00:40:20,823 - Gimme some light, will ya? - l got two guns in my hands. 432 00:40:20,957 --> 00:40:23,893 - Put one of them down. - l ain't putting the guns down! 433 00:40:24,026 --> 00:40:27,363 - lt's just a tree. - Then leave it alone! 434 00:40:27,496 --> 00:40:31,033 Aagh! See, l told you! l told you! Leave it alone! 435 00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:37,072 Run! Run! Run! 436 00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:42,411 - Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - l can't! lt's jammed! lt's jammed! 437 00:40:46,648 --> 00:40:50,252 There's something. There's something coming out! 438 00:40:50,385 --> 00:40:52,287 - Where? - Out of the top. 439 00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,660 Oh, my soul! 440 00:41:00,461 --> 00:41:05,033 Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it. 441 00:41:07,735 --> 00:41:08,936 Sorry. 442 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,283 ls he dead? 443 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:26,420 Yeah, I think so. But look at his face. It's changing. 444 00:41:26,553 --> 00:41:29,823 And his hair... his hair is all disappeared. 445 00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:35,028 - What's that smell? You smell electricity? - He's crackling. We're standing in water. 446 00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,396 What is he, Burt? ls he radioactive? 447 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:40,433 How the hell do l know? Do l look like a nuclear genius? 448 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:42,769 He's probably from Mars. Or Jupiter. 449 00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:45,271 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 450 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:47,540 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 451 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,709 Right there. 452 00:41:57,116 --> 00:41:59,151 What is it? 453 00:42:02,054 --> 00:42:06,125 Buckaroo Banzai. lt's the latest issue. 454 00:42:09,228 --> 00:42:12,331 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 455 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,166 Rawhide. 456 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:18,570 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? l'm gettin' a lot of static. 457 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:22,140 Yeah. That's me. 458 00:42:22,274 --> 00:42:26,978 l've been ionised, but l'm OK now. 459 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:30,815 Listen, l'm switching on the homing beacon. 460 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:34,619 Mark two minute intervals... now. 461 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:39,324 Look, we got the overthruster. But someone shanghaied the professor right from the conference. 462 00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:44,195 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 463 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:47,698 - Dr Lizardo, maybe? - Yeah, l'd put money on it. 464 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,501 - That crate. - What crate? 465 00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:53,537 The crate they shoved in that van. 466 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,206 You and the guys... 467 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:59,109 go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 468 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,612 Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 469 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:05,049 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 470 00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:11,555 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 471 00:43:11,688 --> 00:43:14,725 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 472 00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,362 - Now what? - Who are they? 473 00:43:21,364 --> 00:43:23,400 Cover it up. 474 00:43:30,373 --> 00:43:32,208 John Bigboot�, Officer. 475 00:43:32,342 --> 00:43:35,044 Head of Operations, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 476 00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:39,315 - There's one of our birds. - That fella over there one of your birds, too? 477 00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:41,517 The droid, you mean? 478 00:43:42,385 --> 00:43:47,256 Doesn't look like anything l've seen before. I mean, l've seen droids... 479 00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,592 Nice night, huh? 480 00:44:03,438 --> 00:44:06,208 That big thing over there attacked me. 481 00:44:06,341 --> 00:44:09,244 lmpossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 482 00:44:09,377 --> 00:44:13,081 Yeah! lt's some kinda creature. There's part of it still stuck in the tree. 483 00:44:13,214 --> 00:44:17,418 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. l think it's radioactive. 484 00:44:18,286 --> 00:44:22,090 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 485 00:44:22,223 --> 00:44:24,092 Let's get somebody over there. 486 00:44:24,225 --> 00:44:27,495 Al, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 487 00:44:27,628 --> 00:44:30,598 Tommy, hop on the Marconi and see if we got Blue Blazes 488 00:44:30,731 --> 00:44:33,801 in a ten-minute radius. But no strike teams, Tommy, understand? 489 00:44:33,934 --> 00:44:36,637 l'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm. 490 00:44:40,975 --> 00:44:44,111 - Hikita-san. - Buckaroo! 491 00:44:45,212 --> 00:44:49,016 Repeating: intrastate outward band five. 492 00:44:49,149 --> 00:44:52,586 Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State. 493 00:44:53,387 --> 00:44:57,491 Buckaroo... in trouble. Will repeat coordinates. 494 00:44:57,624 --> 00:45:02,929 This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze irregular 41 and a half. Hang on. 495 00:45:04,264 --> 00:45:07,767 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 496 00:45:07,901 --> 00:45:11,471 Aliens from the Eighth Dimension. l'm seeing them now. 497 00:45:11,604 --> 00:45:13,439 You can see them now? Here? 498 00:45:13,573 --> 00:45:17,343 Yeah, the three jerks driving this van. Look at this. What is this? 499 00:45:19,078 --> 00:45:20,947 lt's your hand, Buckaroo. 500 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,617 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. lt's an antidote of some kind. 501 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:28,187 Whatever that was in that phoney call from the president gave me information, 502 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,625 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 503 00:45:32,758 --> 00:45:37,062 - What are they? - Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth Dimension. 504 00:45:37,629 --> 00:45:39,498 Mr Gomez? 505 00:45:39,631 --> 00:45:42,234 - l got a truck on the way to help mop things up. - ldentification? 506 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:47,105 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 507 00:45:47,205 --> 00:45:49,474 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 508 00:45:49,608 --> 00:45:52,444 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 509 00:45:53,611 --> 00:45:55,980 We'll go ahead and start breaking it down. 510 00:45:56,114 --> 00:45:58,349 Don't touch it! 511 00:45:58,483 --> 00:46:01,886 l got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order. 512 00:46:05,957 --> 00:46:08,092 Go find something to crack it open. 513 00:46:08,226 --> 00:46:09,961 There's a Harley in those bushes. 514 00:46:10,061 --> 00:46:13,698 l want you to get out and go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 515 00:46:13,831 --> 00:46:18,369 - l want you to synthesise it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 516 00:46:33,817 --> 00:46:34,551 Oh, wow! 517 00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:37,053 Peggy! 518 00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:41,224 She's not Peggy, Mrs Johnson. Sois sage, mon amie. 519 00:46:41,358 --> 00:46:44,928 No. Of course not. How could she be? 520 00:46:45,061 --> 00:46:48,031 - Any word from Buckaroo? - No, l thought he was with you guys. 521 00:46:48,164 --> 00:46:52,435 No, he's not. Ah, Dr Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs Johnson. 522 00:46:52,568 --> 00:46:56,439 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 523 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:05,781 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Off limits. 524 00:47:09,518 --> 00:47:11,620 Again, John Gomez! 525 00:47:15,257 --> 00:47:17,726 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 526 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,895 l'll get it. 527 00:47:34,075 --> 00:47:37,278 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 528 00:47:38,112 --> 00:47:40,148 Set detonator. 529 00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:46,788 Detonator set. 530 00:47:47,755 --> 00:47:52,560 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 531 00:47:52,727 --> 00:47:56,564 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 532 00:47:57,765 --> 00:48:01,769 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 533 00:48:01,902 --> 00:48:04,505 l said back off! Now, dammit, l mean it! 534 00:48:04,638 --> 00:48:07,808 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 535 00:48:08,775 --> 00:48:13,347 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 536 00:48:16,316 --> 00:48:17,384 Hey! 537 00:48:18,018 --> 00:48:20,987 lt's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 538 00:48:32,332 --> 00:48:33,333 Hustle up! 539 00:49:00,325 --> 00:49:05,330 Scooter Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregular. 540 00:49:17,709 --> 00:49:21,446 - It is! lt is Professor Hikita. - We're closing the gate. Please, step back! 541 00:49:21,579 --> 00:49:24,849 - Where's Buckaroo? 542 00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:41,165 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 543 00:49:45,669 --> 00:49:48,138 - Try a G-cipher. - G-cipher. 544 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,109 There... 545 00:49:52,342 --> 00:49:53,310 That's more like it. 546 00:49:53,944 --> 00:49:58,582 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 547 00:49:58,715 --> 00:50:02,819 No sign of Buckaroo. The professor just rode up saying something 548 00:50:02,952 --> 00:50:07,023 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 549 00:50:07,190 --> 00:50:08,992 Space monsters, my ass. 550 00:50:12,128 --> 00:50:14,831 Hey, man, nice jacket. 551 00:50:22,171 --> 00:50:25,041 What's in the big pink box? 552 00:50:28,944 --> 00:50:32,514 Hey, buddy. May l help you? 553 00:50:32,648 --> 00:50:34,783 Hello! Buckaroo Banzai!? 554 00:50:34,917 --> 00:50:37,386 You a messenger? What you got here? 555 00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:41,590 No, no, wait a minute. l need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 556 00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:45,360 My name is John Parker. 557 00:50:45,494 --> 00:50:47,129 ldentify yourself, no? 558 00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:50,599 Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers. 559 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:55,170 Sorry, John, everybody needs see Buckaroo. Later. 560 00:50:55,770 --> 00:50:58,106 Gino, run this down to the professor for me. 561 00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,841 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 562 00:51:01,909 --> 00:51:04,479 - This is queer. Look. - What's up? What you got? 563 00:51:04,612 --> 00:51:09,650 All these people applied for social security cards in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date. 564 00:51:09,784 --> 00:51:11,018 New Jersey? 565 00:51:11,752 --> 00:51:15,423 46 Yoyodyne employees, Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 566 00:51:15,589 --> 00:51:17,958 11-1-38. 567 00:51:18,092 --> 00:51:19,693 l got some pictures, boys. 568 00:51:21,595 --> 00:51:25,632 lt looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 569 00:51:25,766 --> 00:51:30,537 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 570 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:34,307 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 571 00:51:34,441 --> 00:51:36,576 No way, Jos�. 572 00:51:36,710 --> 00:51:42,382 John Small Berries? lt's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 573 00:51:42,515 --> 00:51:45,852 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 574 00:51:45,985 --> 00:51:50,423 Uh, Grover's Mill. Grover's Mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 575 00:51:51,057 --> 00:51:55,428 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 576 00:51:55,561 --> 00:51:59,232 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 577 00:51:59,365 --> 00:52:01,500 No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 578 00:52:01,634 --> 00:52:03,602 November one. October. 579 00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:06,605 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 580 00:52:06,739 --> 00:52:10,276 And all the rest have 31. October 31st. 581 00:52:10,409 --> 00:52:12,711 Halloween. 582 00:52:12,845 --> 00:52:14,713 Oh, um... 583 00:52:14,847 --> 00:52:17,249 Don't you get it? Orson Welles. 584 00:52:17,382 --> 00:52:20,085 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 585 00:52:20,219 --> 00:52:24,356 Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds, that fake radio news broadcast 586 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:27,959 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live Martians... 587 00:52:28,894 --> 00:52:31,763 were landing in Grover's Mill... 588 00:52:32,731 --> 00:52:35,200 New Jersey. 589 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,735 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 590 00:52:37,869 --> 00:52:38,870 So? 591 00:52:39,704 --> 00:52:45,476 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, l mean, maybe it isn't a hoax. 592 00:52:54,018 --> 00:52:57,254 lf we don't find the overthruster, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 593 00:52:57,388 --> 00:53:00,891 Who says the damn thing's even here? 594 00:53:20,143 --> 00:53:22,178 Come on! Come on! 595 00:53:40,162 --> 00:53:42,965 - Who is he? - l don't know. 596 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:11,726 All right, who's the wise guy? 597 00:54:14,696 --> 00:54:17,265 l said, who's the wise guy? 598 00:54:30,411 --> 00:54:32,380 lt's locked. 599 00:54:38,185 --> 00:54:40,654 John O'Connor, smash the window. 600 00:54:40,821 --> 00:54:43,757 Why me, John Bigboot�? 601 00:54:47,895 --> 00:54:50,297 lt might be booby-trapped. 602 00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:52,199 Oh. 603 00:54:58,738 --> 00:55:00,874 - Buckaroo! - Mrs Johnson, this is Casper and Scooter Lindley. 604 00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:03,143 ls Hikita-san here yet? Where's the overthruster? Where's Penny? 605 00:55:03,276 --> 00:55:07,680 Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in the right wing guest room. Everybody's safe and sound. 606 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:09,816 - They're lectroids, Buckaroo. - From Planet Ten. 607 00:55:09,949 --> 00:55:13,252 - Planet Ten? How do you guys know? - lt's all on the yellow record. Come on. 608 00:55:13,386 --> 00:55:14,787 - Casper Lindley. - Reno. 609 00:55:14,921 --> 00:55:19,058 - Yellow record? - However, they didn't come here on a nonstop flight. 610 00:55:19,192 --> 00:55:22,928 They blasted through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 over in Grover's Mill. 611 00:55:23,062 --> 00:55:26,165 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 612 00:55:26,298 --> 00:55:30,269 Some giant explosion. And they hypnotised Orson Welles into covering it up. 613 00:55:30,402 --> 00:55:33,605 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 614 00:55:33,739 --> 00:55:36,842 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 615 00:55:36,975 --> 00:55:38,243 - Get it? - No. 616 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:41,647 - Let's go. - Orson Welles? What about Yoyodyne? What about Dr Lizardo? 617 00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:45,317 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 618 00:55:46,451 --> 00:55:47,786 - Buckaroo. - Pinky. 619 00:55:47,919 --> 00:55:53,992 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and there's one over there. 620 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:57,495 - What's this? - It came with the record. lt's like a 3-D type thing. 621 00:55:57,629 --> 00:56:00,031 How am l supposed to know he's from outer space? 622 00:56:00,164 --> 00:56:03,801 This Rasta guy pedals up to the front gate and delivers it all in a pink cake box. 623 00:56:03,935 --> 00:56:06,337 - What? What for? - We don't know. lt wouldn't tell us. 624 00:56:06,471 --> 00:56:10,308 - lt wants to talk to the head honcho. - Lights. 625 00:56:22,853 --> 00:56:25,155 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 626 00:56:26,423 --> 00:56:30,661 l am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 627 00:56:30,794 --> 00:56:34,898 A common, grave danger confronts both our worlds. 628 00:56:35,499 --> 00:56:38,401 - After a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 629 00:56:38,535 --> 00:56:41,838 ..the hated leader of a military caste... 630 00:56:41,972 --> 00:56:45,809 the self-proclaimed ''Lord'' John Whorfin, 631 00:56:45,909 --> 00:56:48,845 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 632 00:56:48,978 --> 00:56:49,979 Oh, wow! 633 00:56:50,113 --> 00:56:53,716 ..was overthrown by freedom-loving forces... 634 00:56:53,850 --> 00:56:58,521 tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 635 00:56:58,654 --> 00:57:04,193 to spend eternity in the formless void of the Eighth Dimension. 636 00:57:04,326 --> 00:57:07,062 Did you tell Penny that Buckaroo's looking for her? 637 00:57:07,196 --> 00:57:08,464 I looked in her room. She wasn't there. 638 00:57:08,597 --> 00:57:10,232 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 639 00:57:10,366 --> 00:57:13,602 Will everybody shut up so l can hear the rest of this thing? 640 00:57:13,736 --> 00:57:19,441 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 641 00:57:19,942 --> 00:57:23,045 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 642 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:29,384 For our intelligence warns us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 643 00:57:29,517 --> 00:57:34,556 lf he should attempt this, we will have no choice 644 00:57:34,689 --> 00:57:38,459 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 645 00:57:38,593 --> 00:57:43,164 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 646 00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:47,869 to Smolensk in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 647 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:51,572 That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly misinterpret as an American first strike. 648 00:57:51,706 --> 00:57:58,812 - They're already a little trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 649 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:03,951 lf you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 650 00:58:04,084 --> 00:58:06,987 - lf it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 651 00:58:07,121 --> 00:58:09,923 End of discussion. 652 00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:13,860 Discussion? What discussion? 653 00:58:16,763 --> 00:58:21,101 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporise the whole damn planet? 654 00:58:21,234 --> 00:58:26,639 - You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 655 00:58:26,773 --> 00:58:30,276 Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne. 656 00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:33,012 Rawhide, see how Hikita-san is with that formula. 657 00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:35,715 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 658 00:58:35,848 --> 00:58:38,151 What about a Blue Blaze strike team? 659 00:58:38,284 --> 00:58:42,054 We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers. 660 00:58:42,188 --> 00:58:45,291 - Where are you going? - Get my guns. 661 00:58:46,859 --> 00:58:48,694 His guns? 662 00:58:49,094 --> 00:58:52,498 Okay, okay, l'm a girl. l don't deny it. l sneaked into your bedroom. 663 00:58:52,631 --> 00:58:55,534 l invaded your privacy. l went through your personal belongings. 664 00:58:55,667 --> 00:59:00,038 - Mrs Johnson! l can never find anything around here... - l took a bath! 665 00:59:00,172 --> 00:59:04,209 - Penny, what's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 666 00:59:04,342 --> 00:59:08,914 l'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo? What's going on around here? 667 00:59:09,047 --> 00:59:11,383 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis. 668 00:59:11,516 --> 00:59:14,352 You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 669 00:59:14,486 --> 00:59:18,556 while you strap on your six-guns. What do you want from me? 670 00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:21,025 - Who am l? - As near as l can figure... 671 00:59:21,526 --> 00:59:25,096 you had an identical twin sister and... 672 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,265 l married her. 673 00:59:28,299 --> 00:59:30,101 But that's over now. 674 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:35,372 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 675 00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:51,855 We don't know what to expect here. lt disagrees with all the standard pictures. 676 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:56,059 lt's producing a magnetic force. 677 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,595 No, no. l'm wrong! 678 01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:11,941 Hey! 679 01:00:15,511 --> 01:00:17,747 Oh, tell me l'm dreaming. 680 01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:20,850 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. l'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's... 681 01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:24,453 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 682 01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,922 Someone broke into the jet-car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 683 01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:29,091 Wait here. l'll be right back. 684 01:00:40,469 --> 01:00:41,503 Oh, boy. 685 01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:55,250 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 686 01:00:56,985 --> 01:01:00,755 Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno. 687 01:01:00,888 --> 01:01:03,091 - Where you going? - Engineering. 688 01:01:04,525 --> 01:01:07,195 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 689 01:01:07,328 --> 01:01:09,964 - Oh, l see. l got that. OK. - lt's cool. 690 01:01:22,443 --> 01:01:24,044 Buckaroo, behind you! 691 01:01:33,687 --> 01:01:37,290 - You... you OK? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 692 01:01:37,390 --> 01:01:41,227 Professor went down into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 693 01:01:41,361 --> 01:01:43,396 All right. 694 01:01:53,539 --> 01:01:56,075 Why is there a watermelon there? 695 01:01:57,543 --> 01:01:59,612 l'll tell you later. 696 01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:33,878 Buckaroo? 697 01:02:37,749 --> 01:02:39,484 Rawhide? 698 01:02:40,685 --> 01:02:42,286 Anybody? 699 01:03:08,979 --> 01:03:12,816 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 700 01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:19,489 Here, put this in your purse. 701 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,326 Get out of here! 702 01:03:25,995 --> 01:03:28,164 Where's your overthruster? 703 01:03:28,298 --> 01:03:30,333 Hikita-san! 704 01:03:35,738 --> 01:03:38,207 Nice morning, huh? 705 01:03:52,154 --> 01:03:54,790 lt's just making my legs asleep. 706 01:03:54,923 --> 01:03:58,660 - What the hell is wrong with him? - l don't know. I don't know. Are you cold? 707 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:00,729 lt's my spine. 708 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:12,040 - What're you still doing on this floor? - l think it's cos l can't move my legs. 709 01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,909 Ooh, damn! 710 01:04:16,778 --> 01:04:19,414 - What is it? Apache? - Arachtoid. 711 01:04:19,547 --> 01:04:22,350 Oh, spiders. So l was right, huh? 712 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:25,887 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only tried... 713 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:29,824 - Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 714 01:04:31,225 --> 01:04:34,895 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 715 01:04:35,029 --> 01:04:36,664 That's right. 716 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:44,605 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 717 01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:47,708 What are y'all looking at? 718 01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:52,612 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 719 01:05:00,487 --> 01:05:03,023 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 720 01:05:06,759 --> 01:05:08,828 They've got Penny! 721 01:05:08,962 --> 01:05:11,864 She has the overthruster. 722 01:05:11,965 --> 01:05:15,001 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 723 01:05:15,568 --> 01:05:22,074 lt's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr President. lt's his men. 724 01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:25,811 Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed. 725 01:05:25,945 --> 01:05:29,748 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 726 01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:35,220 Now, all l'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of Defense. 727 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,725 l mean, if the Banzai lnstitute doesn't want to sell it to us, 728 01:05:39,825 --> 01:05:42,127 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 729 01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:45,363 ln national interest, of course. 730 01:05:47,232 --> 01:05:48,833 Come in. 731 01:05:48,967 --> 01:05:54,139 Excuse me, Mr President, World Watch One. Direct-incoming transmission. 732 01:05:54,272 --> 01:05:55,673 Yeah. 733 01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:04,148 Hello, Mr President, I know your back is killing you, 734 01:06:04,282 --> 01:06:08,352 but l have a developing situation here and l must speak frankly. 735 01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:12,089 Buckaroo... Secretary of Defense McKinley 736 01:06:12,189 --> 01:06:15,826 and my National Security Advisor Smirnoff, are visiting me, 737 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,362 but l have no secrets from them. 738 01:06:18,495 --> 01:06:21,966 Well, something has reared its ugly head in outer space, Mr President, 739 01:06:22,099 --> 01:06:24,768 and it looks like the Earth is caught in a crossfire. 740 01:06:24,868 --> 01:06:27,804 We have reason to believe that there are vicious red aliens 741 01:06:27,938 --> 01:06:31,475 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 742 01:06:31,608 --> 01:06:33,643 of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 743 01:06:33,777 --> 01:06:39,516 Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people working on our Truncheon Bomber? 744 01:06:39,649 --> 01:06:44,220 - ln the hands of foreign nationals? - Excuse me, Mr President. Time is short. 745 01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:48,124 ln order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 746 01:06:48,224 --> 01:06:51,995 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 747 01:06:52,128 --> 01:06:55,364 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 748 01:06:55,498 --> 01:06:57,967 - Who the hell is that? - Explosive, what are you saying man? 749 01:06:58,067 --> 01:06:59,969 Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 750 01:07:00,069 --> 01:07:01,470 No, Mr President, no. 751 01:07:01,570 --> 01:07:05,441 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 752 01:07:05,574 --> 01:07:09,712 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 753 01:07:09,845 --> 01:07:13,615 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above Yoyodyne. 754 01:07:13,749 --> 01:07:14,717 Yoyodyne. 755 01:07:14,850 --> 01:07:17,786 - Buckaroo, my good friend... - That's it! 756 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,757 These red creatures, they must somehow give off the bacteria. 757 01:07:21,890 --> 01:07:26,895 We breathe it. lt swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 758 01:07:27,028 --> 01:07:30,465 where it talks to our brain cells. 759 01:07:30,599 --> 01:07:33,635 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 760 01:07:33,768 --> 01:07:35,236 Electric brainwashing. 761 01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:37,005 Diabolical. They got us so confused... 762 01:07:37,105 --> 01:07:40,208 Buckaroo, l don't know what to say. 763 01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:44,746 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 764 01:07:44,879 --> 01:07:47,815 Nuclear extortion? 765 01:07:47,949 --> 01:07:50,251 A girl named John? 766 01:07:50,384 --> 01:07:52,119 Buckaroo, Lectroid Wing Commander. 767 01:07:52,253 --> 01:07:55,990 Excuse me, Mr President, l have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 768 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:59,260 Good God. 769 01:07:59,393 --> 01:08:03,931 Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, l'd say commit the man. 770 01:08:04,064 --> 01:08:05,666 Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, 771 01:08:05,799 --> 01:08:09,736 NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. l want some hard data on that cloud. 772 01:08:09,870 --> 01:08:13,106 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 773 01:08:14,574 --> 01:08:18,278 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 774 01:08:18,411 --> 01:08:22,949 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 775 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:25,218 World Watch One. 776 01:08:27,921 --> 01:08:29,889 Buckaroo. 777 01:08:30,056 --> 01:08:32,091 lt's Whorfin. 778 01:08:35,161 --> 01:08:36,662 Dr Banzai? 779 01:08:38,798 --> 01:08:41,968 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 780 01:08:42,101 --> 01:08:44,370 Maybe you don't remember me. 781 01:08:45,337 --> 01:08:49,174 Ah. l'm flattered. We know the same people. 782 01:08:50,309 --> 01:08:53,012 Yeah. ln fact, one of them is with me right now. 783 01:08:53,145 --> 01:08:55,180 Your associate... 784 01:08:55,314 --> 01:08:57,783 Dr Penny Priddy. 785 01:08:57,883 --> 01:08:59,218 Doctor? 786 01:08:59,351 --> 01:09:01,987 May l pass along my congratulations 787 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,957 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 788 01:09:06,057 --> 01:09:11,162 l'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. 789 01:09:13,031 --> 01:09:17,001 However... Miss Priddy claims 790 01:09:17,135 --> 01:09:19,971 to be unable to solve my problem 791 01:09:20,071 --> 01:09:23,274 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 792 01:09:23,441 --> 01:09:25,042 for my overthruster! 793 01:09:25,676 --> 01:09:27,712 He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. 794 01:09:27,845 --> 01:09:30,381 Maybe you can convince her to try. 795 01:09:31,382 --> 01:09:33,417 John O'Connor! 796 01:09:34,351 --> 01:09:36,020 l'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me! 797 01:09:36,153 --> 01:09:39,823 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 798 01:09:39,957 --> 01:09:43,861 Dr Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 799 01:09:43,994 --> 01:09:47,698 Shall we play... a Penny for your thoughts? 800 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:53,270 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 801 01:09:53,403 --> 01:09:56,506 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. 802 01:09:56,606 --> 01:10:00,277 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 803 01:10:02,445 --> 01:10:06,883 He'll come. l know his type. 804 01:10:07,016 --> 01:10:09,419 Take her to the pit! 805 01:10:09,552 --> 01:10:11,587 Go, Bigbooty! 806 01:10:14,123 --> 01:10:17,994 Use more honey! Find out what she knows. 807 01:10:18,394 --> 01:10:21,931 These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up will enable you to see them 808 01:10:22,064 --> 01:10:27,403 as they really are, as l've been seeing them since yesterday - as Lectroids. 809 01:10:27,536 --> 01:10:30,406 ln our eyes, they're not very pretty. 810 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,509 Nothing personal, John Parker. 811 01:10:37,112 --> 01:10:41,316 lf we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow. 812 01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:45,120 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 813 01:10:45,253 --> 01:10:48,623 Right. l'm working under the assumption that Penny still has the overthruster, 814 01:10:48,757 --> 01:10:52,527 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 815 01:10:52,661 --> 01:10:54,996 To get her and it back in one piece. 816 01:10:55,130 --> 01:11:00,435 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 817 01:11:00,568 --> 01:11:02,170 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 818 01:11:02,303 --> 01:11:06,874 Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. 819 01:11:07,008 --> 01:11:12,113 lt's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 820 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:17,618 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 821 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:21,188 Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. 822 01:11:21,322 --> 01:11:25,025 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 823 01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:27,661 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 824 01:11:28,529 --> 01:11:30,464 Strategic Space Command now reports 825 01:11:30,597 --> 01:11:34,434 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 826 01:11:34,601 --> 01:11:37,037 Jammed? By who? Who by? 827 01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:39,940 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 828 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,142 - Solar. - Solar? 829 01:11:42,275 --> 01:11:46,679 lntelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 830 01:11:46,813 --> 01:11:49,515 Should we be on Code Red? 831 01:11:49,649 --> 01:11:52,352 We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. 832 01:11:52,485 --> 01:11:54,887 No sense going off half-cocked, Mr President. 833 01:11:55,021 --> 01:11:57,423 I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 834 01:11:57,557 --> 01:12:00,793 The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. 835 01:12:00,993 --> 01:12:02,795 Who knows what happened to his brain. 836 01:12:02,962 --> 01:12:05,064 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 837 01:12:05,197 --> 01:12:08,567 All l'm saying is, Mr President, let's not panic. 838 01:12:10,202 --> 01:12:12,037 What's happening? 839 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:17,409 Electromagnetic pulsar. 840 01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:24,249 Russians just gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. 841 01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:25,851 We've no choice, then. 842 01:12:26,418 --> 01:12:29,688 Mr President, l am a soldier, and l'm a damn good one. 843 01:12:29,821 --> 01:12:32,757 l've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 844 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:37,929 All l'm trying to say is - and l hope l speak for everyone in this room - 845 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:41,232 is that l am scared. 846 01:12:41,366 --> 01:12:43,968 l'm barely holding my fudge right now. 847 01:12:44,102 --> 01:12:48,673 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull yourself together. 848 01:12:48,839 --> 01:12:52,943 l'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 849 01:12:59,550 --> 01:13:02,019 - Don't embarrass us. - Have l ever? 850 01:13:02,186 --> 01:13:05,422 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 851 01:13:19,603 --> 01:13:21,638 Shut up! 852 01:13:32,782 --> 01:13:35,585 l've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 853 01:13:41,157 --> 01:13:45,895 Well... Mrs Johnson, thank you. 854 01:13:46,028 --> 01:13:50,466 lt's certainly food for thought. 855 01:13:50,599 --> 01:13:54,903 No answer at the Kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 856 01:13:55,504 --> 01:13:58,207 Then l guess the moment is upon us. 857 01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,309 Here you go, Mr President. 858 01:14:00,409 --> 01:14:03,311 The Presidential Emergency Action Document. 859 01:14:03,412 --> 01:14:05,313 For your eyes only. 860 01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:07,482 John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. 861 01:14:07,616 --> 01:14:10,652 You know, on second thought, maybe we should think this through a bit more 862 01:14:10,785 --> 01:14:14,389 so that future generations of Americans will... 863 01:14:15,290 --> 01:14:16,491 Oh, wow. 864 01:14:18,493 --> 01:14:22,397 ''Declaration of War: The Short Form.'' 865 01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:40,881 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, straight ahead, come on. 866 01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:48,088 Blacks... are on this planet! 867 01:14:48,989 --> 01:14:52,025 Here, in New Jersey! 868 01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:55,595 Coming to destroy us! 869 01:14:55,729 --> 01:14:57,364 We must act! 870 01:14:57,497 --> 01:15:00,533 Escape or die! 871 01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:03,737 We must work faster 872 01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:07,640 to finish the great vehicle itself, 873 01:15:07,774 --> 01:15:12,378 so we can enter the Eighth Dimension 874 01:15:12,512 --> 01:15:16,616 and free our trapped comrades! 875 01:15:16,749 --> 01:15:19,719 So we can return home 876 01:15:19,852 --> 01:15:23,522 and seize power once again! 877 01:15:25,691 --> 01:15:30,162 - What is the greatest joy? - The joy of duty! 878 01:15:30,296 --> 01:15:35,067 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 879 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,604 History is made at night. 880 01:15:38,737 --> 01:15:43,842 Character is what you are in the dark! 881 01:15:43,975 --> 01:15:47,279 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 882 01:15:48,980 --> 01:15:53,585 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the Black Lectroids! 883 01:15:53,718 --> 01:15:56,754 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 884 01:15:56,888 --> 01:15:59,157 - When? - Real soon! 885 01:16:06,497 --> 01:16:10,034 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 886 01:16:13,004 --> 01:16:15,573 This way! 887 01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,541 Now park it. 888 01:16:19,076 --> 01:16:21,312 There's no overthruster! 889 01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:28,051 Get him here! Get him outta there! l wanna see his face! 890 01:16:29,853 --> 01:16:32,055 lt's not here! 891 01:16:32,189 --> 01:16:35,292 Take him to the shock tower. 892 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:54,710 The equations. Solve them. 893 01:16:54,844 --> 01:16:59,849 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 894 01:16:59,982 --> 01:17:03,986 The shock tower is a lie detector. 895 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,523 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 896 01:17:07,656 --> 01:17:10,926 to your auditory meatus. 897 01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:15,697 - Open circuit. - So? 898 01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:20,035 You're not getting jack from me until you let Penny out of this junkyard. 899 01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:23,872 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realise what are you saying? 900 01:17:24,005 --> 01:17:27,542 Your whole planet is gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 901 01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:30,211 Time? l got nothing but time. 902 01:17:33,915 --> 01:17:38,386 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 903 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:42,390 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 904 01:17:43,591 --> 01:17:45,293 Buzz off. 905 01:17:48,095 --> 01:17:50,131 Bigbooty... 906 01:17:50,264 --> 01:17:52,733 more power to him. 907 01:17:52,867 --> 01:17:55,402 Bigboot�. 908 01:17:55,536 --> 01:17:58,472 l want my missing circuit, now! 909 01:18:32,138 --> 01:18:36,142 - ls there something l can help you with? - ls Buckaroo upstairs? 910 01:18:36,275 --> 01:18:39,011 Hello, Mr Secretary. 911 01:18:39,145 --> 01:18:40,212 Where is he? 912 01:18:42,248 --> 01:18:45,718 - That won't work either. - Porco Giuda! 913 01:18:47,753 --> 01:18:49,555 Hey, Banzai. 914 01:18:52,324 --> 01:18:54,960 Take a look at your girlfriend. 915 01:18:58,931 --> 01:19:02,000 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 916 01:19:06,271 --> 01:19:11,242 She'll live... but only for a while. 917 01:19:11,376 --> 01:19:14,679 And she won't enjoy it. 918 01:19:14,813 --> 01:19:17,549 Only you can save her from a fate 919 01:19:17,682 --> 01:19:20,918 even worse than that of your friend, Mr Rawhide. 920 01:19:21,052 --> 01:19:24,756 Missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin. 921 01:19:24,889 --> 01:19:27,158 Bigbooty... 922 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,727 activate your probes. 923 01:19:47,845 --> 01:19:51,515 Slow this sucker down. l'll handle these birds. 924 01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:01,925 You gentlemen have a telephone? You wanna jump on the horn and get Mr John Bigboot. 925 01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,393 lt's Bigboot�. 926 01:20:03,526 --> 01:20:07,764 Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 927 01:20:07,897 --> 01:20:10,967 - What is your name? - John Yaya. 928 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:14,470 John Yaya, huh? And you are? 929 01:20:14,604 --> 01:20:16,639 ''John Small Berries.'' 930 01:20:37,626 --> 01:20:40,629 - He's down there. l feel it. - We're not... 931 01:20:49,971 --> 01:20:55,643 - lt's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 932 01:20:55,777 --> 01:20:57,278 Red Lectroid. 933 01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:23,337 Don't touch it. lt might be a bomb. 934 01:21:23,470 --> 01:21:24,705 Nah, it's a toy. 935 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:33,346 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 936 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,883 Yeah? Not to me! 937 01:21:41,621 --> 01:21:46,826 This l know. This l know. And l love Whorfin too. 938 01:21:51,230 --> 01:21:54,100 - What is this place? - lt's a bivouac. They sleep here. 939 01:21:54,233 --> 01:21:57,904 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 940 01:21:58,037 --> 01:22:00,206 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 941 01:22:00,339 --> 01:22:02,875 - You sure? - Believe it. 942 01:22:03,009 --> 01:22:05,044 Just once. 943 01:22:39,744 --> 01:22:41,779 - Where...? - Shh. 944 01:22:44,215 --> 01:22:46,584 What's going on? Where are we? 945 01:22:46,717 --> 01:22:49,453 lt's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 946 01:23:06,036 --> 01:23:08,138 What's happening? 947 01:23:08,272 --> 01:23:10,907 John lsaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 948 01:23:11,041 --> 01:23:14,678 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 949 01:23:17,948 --> 01:23:19,783 Scooter! Where are you? 950 01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:33,129 Hey, somebody turn off that gosh dang klaxon! 951 01:23:33,262 --> 01:23:38,301 Work. Work. Work. 952 01:23:41,304 --> 01:23:43,506 There are monkey boys in the facility. 953 01:23:44,507 --> 01:23:45,708 You are secure. 954 01:23:46,775 --> 01:23:47,810 Do not panic. 955 01:23:51,246 --> 01:23:53,482 John Emdall must die. 956 01:23:54,616 --> 01:23:57,119 Lord Whorfin must live. 957 01:23:58,987 --> 01:23:59,888 Work. 958 01:24:00,155 --> 01:24:01,523 Work. 959 01:24:01,790 --> 01:24:03,291 Work. 960 01:24:32,319 --> 01:24:33,721 Sorry. l'm sorry. 961 01:24:33,854 --> 01:24:35,356 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 962 01:24:35,489 --> 01:24:38,592 lt's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 963 01:24:38,726 --> 01:24:40,628 Yeah. 964 01:24:43,130 --> 01:24:45,365 What are you gonna use? 965 01:24:46,467 --> 01:24:49,002 - Where are we? - l hate to tell you. 966 01:24:50,037 --> 01:24:52,406 Where are we going? 967 01:24:54,408 --> 01:24:56,443 This way. 968 01:25:05,218 --> 01:25:06,786 Get over here. 969 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:10,923 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 970 01:25:11,057 --> 01:25:13,626 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 971 01:25:14,861 --> 01:25:17,930 Work. Work. Work. 972 01:25:18,664 --> 01:25:22,101 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 973 01:25:22,234 --> 01:25:28,007 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, l wanna talk to you. 974 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:33,512 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? l said l wanna talk to you! 975 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,136 Jesus! 976 01:25:58,503 --> 01:26:02,507 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 977 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:07,778 Bigboot�. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 978 01:26:07,912 --> 01:26:10,848 l don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 979 01:26:10,982 --> 01:26:14,318 l'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 980 01:26:14,452 --> 01:26:17,988 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 981 01:26:18,122 --> 01:26:20,491 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 982 01:26:20,624 --> 01:26:24,027 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 983 01:26:24,161 --> 01:26:28,532 But l'm here to see a bomber and l'm damn sure gonna see it now! 984 01:26:28,665 --> 01:26:32,803 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? lt looks like a damn pigsty! 985 01:26:34,304 --> 01:26:39,175 lt's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 986 01:26:40,143 --> 01:26:43,747 - Let's get outta here, O'Connor. - But Whorfin said we could kill her. 987 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,836 (lectroid #5 growls) 988 01:27:14,209 --> 01:27:16,211 You owe me one, Buck. 989 01:27:23,885 --> 01:27:26,721 lt's not over yet. 990 01:27:27,689 --> 01:27:30,792 l may be down but l'm not out. 991 01:27:36,898 --> 01:27:39,867 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 992 01:27:43,371 --> 01:27:45,006 Penny. 993 01:27:46,174 --> 01:27:48,075 How's she doing? 994 01:27:48,209 --> 01:27:51,212 - l don't know. - There's no overthruster. 995 01:27:51,345 --> 01:27:52,980 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 996 01:27:53,114 --> 01:27:55,583 There is little time! 997 01:27:55,716 --> 01:27:59,653 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 998 01:27:59,787 --> 01:28:03,257 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 999 01:28:04,124 --> 01:28:05,793 Thanks. 1000 01:28:05,926 --> 01:28:07,995 - Go. Go. - Right. 1001 01:28:10,964 --> 01:28:14,468 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the coop. 1002 01:28:14,601 --> 01:28:16,336 - ls the girl dead? - Yes! 1003 01:28:16,470 --> 01:28:19,339 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1004 01:28:19,472 --> 01:28:22,142 Without the crucial missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1005 01:28:22,275 --> 01:28:26,513 They're only monkey boys! We can still crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin! 1006 01:28:26,646 --> 01:28:29,616 No. lt's time to go home. 1007 01:28:29,749 --> 01:28:33,486 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1008 01:28:33,619 --> 01:28:36,589 John O'Connor... 1009 01:28:36,722 --> 01:28:39,158 you stick by my side. 1010 01:28:46,899 --> 01:28:52,004 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1011 01:28:52,137 --> 01:28:54,640 What is that? 1012 01:28:55,507 --> 01:28:59,611 lt's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1013 01:29:04,783 --> 01:29:08,119 Massacre them without quarter! 1014 01:29:24,335 --> 01:29:29,774 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare for a crosscheck. 1015 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:45,089 lf you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1016 01:29:47,691 --> 01:29:52,662 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1017 01:29:54,531 --> 01:29:56,399 Do not take to the floor. 1018 01:29:56,533 --> 01:30:00,370 Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind. 1019 01:30:00,503 --> 01:30:05,909 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1020 01:30:11,614 --> 01:30:14,717 John O'Connor! lnstall my overthruster! 1021 01:30:14,851 --> 01:30:18,254 ..all carry-on baggage overhead and secure. 1022 01:30:18,387 --> 01:30:20,523 Electromagnetic field... 1023 01:30:20,623 --> 01:30:25,628 - What is this? - lt looks like one of our thermopods. 1024 01:30:25,761 --> 01:30:27,796 But it's a very bad design. 1025 01:30:29,932 --> 01:30:35,804 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1026 01:30:35,938 --> 01:30:39,141 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1027 01:30:39,274 --> 01:30:41,510 lt won't work! lt won't work! 1028 01:30:41,643 --> 01:30:44,746 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1029 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:48,516 You're the weakest individual l ever know! 1030 01:30:49,584 --> 01:30:51,619 We are cooking. Over. 1031 01:30:53,254 --> 01:30:57,458 Get away from that, boy, or l'll drink your blood! 1032 01:31:00,061 --> 01:31:03,698 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1033 01:31:06,667 --> 01:31:07,535 Get 'em up. 1034 01:31:07,668 --> 01:31:12,573 H2 tank pressurisation, OK. We're go for launch. 1035 01:31:12,673 --> 01:31:18,646 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1036 01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:23,350 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1037 01:31:23,484 --> 01:31:26,320 John O'Connor! My overthruster! 1038 01:31:35,128 --> 01:31:38,832 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1039 01:31:38,965 --> 01:31:41,835 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1040 01:31:48,174 --> 01:31:51,811 lf he can't connect the dots, they never gonna penetrate. 1041 01:31:54,814 --> 01:31:59,418 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1042 01:31:59,552 --> 01:32:00,553 What is that? 1043 01:32:00,686 --> 01:32:04,056 ls OK. No worry. ls an insulating liquid. 1044 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:06,759 Full speed ahead! 1045 01:32:06,892 --> 01:32:10,663 May l remind you to fasten your seat belts 1046 01:32:10,796 --> 01:32:13,732 and extinguish all smoking material. 1047 01:32:13,866 --> 01:32:17,502 We haven't a chance! Your overthruster's for shit! 1048 01:32:17,636 --> 01:32:20,205 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1049 01:32:20,339 --> 01:32:23,608 Bigboot�! T�! T�! 1050 01:32:25,911 --> 01:32:29,981 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1051 01:32:32,183 --> 01:32:34,385 Let's go home. 1052 01:32:42,393 --> 01:32:44,962 The wall is softening. 1053 01:32:46,597 --> 01:32:50,234 - lnertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1054 01:33:02,579 --> 01:33:07,918 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1055 01:33:14,858 --> 01:33:19,129 We're not in the Eighth Dimension. We are over New Jersey. 1056 01:33:19,262 --> 01:33:20,997 All is not lost... 1057 01:33:21,131 --> 01:33:23,800 Stand by to incinerate Smolensk. 1058 01:33:25,101 --> 01:33:26,469 Jettison! 1059 01:33:26,603 --> 01:33:30,440 So sorry, gentlemen, but l must dump the excess baggage. 1060 01:33:35,411 --> 01:33:38,281 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1061 01:33:39,982 --> 01:33:44,520 - Where's the power? - l'm a diplomat! l failed flight school. 1062 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,122 What do we do, jump-start it? 1063 01:34:13,448 --> 01:34:16,551 Rocket stabiliser. 1064 01:34:16,684 --> 01:34:18,720 What this? 1065 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,690 Looks like a gun. 1066 01:34:27,695 --> 01:34:30,031 John Parker, take this wheel. 1067 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:37,204 Right, just... just hold onto that. lt flies like a truck. 1068 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:39,306 Good. What is a truck? 1069 01:34:39,406 --> 01:34:43,477 Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin. 1070 01:35:04,531 --> 01:35:06,699 Thermopod on our tail. Over. 1071 01:35:06,833 --> 01:35:10,370 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1072 01:35:10,503 --> 01:35:15,575 - Let's just stabilise her? - Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh? 1073 01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:21,414 OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! l said left! 1074 01:35:21,547 --> 01:35:24,283 - This is left! - l mean my left. Go your right. 1075 01:35:24,417 --> 01:35:25,651 Go. 1076 01:35:25,784 --> 01:35:28,153 Feet, do your stuff! 1077 01:35:28,287 --> 01:35:30,255 Faster! He's gaining. 1078 01:35:30,389 --> 01:35:35,994 More, more, more. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1079 01:35:36,128 --> 01:35:38,997 Whorfin... sayonara. 1080 01:35:41,266 --> 01:35:47,038 Banzai! l'll see you in hell! 1081 01:35:48,373 --> 01:35:50,575 We've got him! 1082 01:35:51,476 --> 01:35:53,945 - Pull up! - lt's stuck! 1083 01:36:00,585 --> 01:36:02,954 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1084 01:36:04,455 --> 01:36:06,657 Deactivate particle beam. 1085 01:36:06,791 --> 01:36:11,128 Tracking 0-0-0. 1086 01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,742 l thought you bought it. 1087 01:36:59,875 --> 01:37:02,278 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? - At the bus. 1088 01:37:02,445 --> 01:37:04,547 New Jersey helped me bring her back. 1089 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,249 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1090 01:37:07,383 --> 01:37:10,185 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1091 01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,755 You give me that gizmo 1092 01:37:12,888 --> 01:37:18,393 and l'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1093 01:37:19,828 --> 01:37:24,066 - All right, l'll tell you what... - Hey, Scooter! Fall in. 1094 01:37:29,404 --> 01:37:32,273 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1095 01:37:33,608 --> 01:37:38,246 - Scooter... you got his job. - All right! 1096 01:37:38,379 --> 01:37:41,516 - Wanna ride with me in the jet car? - Wow! You know. 1097 01:37:41,716 --> 01:37:43,985 But l have to ask my dad first. 1098 01:37:44,619 --> 01:37:47,488 OK, you ask your dad, l'll wash up. 1099 01:37:51,959 --> 01:37:53,594 Aw. 1100 01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:01,368 l did all l could. 1101 01:38:04,705 --> 01:38:08,809 Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is everything OK with the alien space cloud, 1102 01:38:08,942 --> 01:38:11,278 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1103 01:38:11,411 --> 01:38:14,314 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1104 01:38:15,615 --> 01:38:19,085 Which was ''yes''? To destroy Russia or number two? 1105 01:39:22,714 --> 01:39:24,348 Penny. 1106 01:39:38,562 --> 01:39:40,597 Careful. 1107 01:39:43,233 --> 01:39:45,269 You're all right. 1108 01:39:48,672 --> 01:39:50,841 You look awful. 1109 01:39:50,974 --> 01:39:56,112 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1110 01:40:07,590 --> 01:40:10,259 So what? Big deal! 1111 01:40:15,364 --> 01:40:19,068 WATCH FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE OF BUCKAROO BANZAl 1112 01:40:19,201 --> 01:40:24,440 BUCKAROO BANZAl AGAlNST THE WORLD CRlME LEAGUE 1113 01:44:20,268 --> 01:44:23,337 Visiontext Subtitles: Yasmin Rammohan Rip Subtitles: J.M. Beaubourg resinc CODYBOSS1969