1 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:28,691 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync to BLU-RAY by Smurf 2 00:02:28,693 --> 00:02:31,595 All right. 3 00:02:31,597 --> 00:02:34,530 Now that you have completed your two-month sentence 4 00:02:34,532 --> 00:02:37,366 at Alameda County Jail, Santa Rita, 5 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:40,268 you will proceed to a halfway house facility 6 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:43,338 to begin your one-year probation period. 7 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:45,775 You will have an 11:00 p.m. curfew, 8 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:50,413 maintain employment, carry out assigned chores. 9 00:02:50,415 --> 00:02:53,783 Do not travel outside of Alameda County, 10 00:02:53,785 --> 00:02:57,720 and have zero altercations with law enforcement 11 00:02:57,722 --> 00:02:59,856 under any circumstances. 12 00:02:59,858 --> 00:03:02,625 Any infraction, fighting, drug use, et cetera, 13 00:03:02,627 --> 00:03:05,795 will result in immediate return to Santa Rita. 14 00:03:05,797 --> 00:03:08,765 Mr. Hoskins. Mr. Hoskins. Mr. Hoskins. Mr. Hoskins. 15 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:12,234 Give me a verbal confirmation that you've heard 16 00:03:12,236 --> 00:03:14,406 and understood these parameters. 17 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:17,341 Yeah. 18 00:03:36,393 --> 00:03:37,462 Hmm. 19 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,899 That does not taste the same. 20 00:03:43,901 --> 00:03:47,402 - Like, that is not a fry! - They're wedges now. 21 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:50,005 - I'm into that. I know. - What the fuck is... 22 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:51,673 - Umami ketchup? - Umami. 23 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:53,008 - Umami? - Umami ketchup. 24 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:54,443 I fucks with these wedges though. 25 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:55,610 Yeah, you would. 26 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:57,612 This ain't the old Kwik Way at all. 27 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:03,317 Y'all get Nak's text about a work party on Friday? 28 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:05,721 - Yup. - Y'all trying to go? 29 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,689 - No. - Damn. 30 00:04:07,691 --> 00:04:10,559 - Oh, what is this? - Whoa! 31 00:04:10,561 --> 00:04:12,693 - Oh! - Oh! 32 00:04:12,695 --> 00:04:14,563 You got a little yistol, bruh? Yes! 33 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:17,598 - Hey, hey, I would like to get out. - Yes! Look at this! 34 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,300 I've got the better one in the glove though. 35 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:22,603 - No, no, no. - Oh! Oh! 36 00:04:22,605 --> 00:04:24,406 Somebody's gonna have to let me out, 'cause this... 37 00:04:24,408 --> 00:04:26,808 - It's no... I don't have a door back here. - Yes! 38 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,476 Nigga, I got three days left 39 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:30,412 on this probation, Miles, so let me on out of the car. 40 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:31,613 Come on, man, you gotta let me hold one of these. 41 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:32,714 I say that... 42 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:33,915 You can continue with your gun deal. 43 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:34,982 Yeah, one by each of Collin's feet. 44 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,951 - Hey, Collin, grab them right... - What? No! I... 45 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:38,887 Two right quick. Hey, man, get what he talking about. 46 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:40,386 Come on, quit being a bitch. Grab them right quick, man. 47 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:41,455 This is what we're doing now, then. 48 00:04:41,457 --> 00:04:42,857 There one in that little visor thing right there. 49 00:04:42,859 --> 00:04:43,958 - The visor? - Yeah. 50 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,626 Of course there's one in the visor. 51 00:04:45,628 --> 00:04:48,530 Whoa! My goodness, gracious me. 52 00:04:48,532 --> 00:04:51,732 - The one in my pocket. - Look at... Very nice. 53 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:53,934 Nigga, why are there six guns in your car, Dezz? 54 00:04:53,936 --> 00:04:56,804 - Oh, Collin, man, I like yours. - Right here, this is not mine. 55 00:04:56,806 --> 00:04:58,606 Also, stop pointing that shit at me. 56 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:01,041 - They're not loaded, bruh. - Those are fo sho loaded. 57 00:05:01,043 --> 00:05:03,109 - Okay. See? - Oh. Okay. 58 00:05:03,111 --> 00:05:06,547 Right, curfew. It's almost 11:00. 59 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:08,482 I ain't trying to go back to jail. 60 00:05:08,484 --> 00:05:10,483 - $200 for Collin's gun. - Please let me out of this fucking car! 61 00:05:10,485 --> 00:05:11,518 Not Collin's gun. 62 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,754 Let the record show this is not Collin's gun. 63 00:05:13,756 --> 00:05:17,457 All right. Give me that. Oh, that is fantastic. 64 00:05:17,459 --> 00:05:21,362 Oh, shit! Get the fuck out. I just got a Uber pick up. 65 00:05:21,998 --> 00:05:23,632 You got a... 66 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:26,967 Motherfucker, is this an Uber? 67 00:05:26,969 --> 00:05:28,701 Hell, yeah. 68 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,605 - Money everywhere I can get it, homie. - Oh, my goodness. 69 00:05:32,607 --> 00:05:34,474 I respect that. 70 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,797 You're no Kwik Way. 71 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,900 Oh. You got a vegan burger. 72 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,002 Why the fuck would they give me a vegan burger? 73 00:06:03,004 --> 00:06:05,372 Sorry, did you specify meat? 74 00:06:06,907 --> 00:06:10,444 If you want a beef patty, you have to specify meat. 75 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,414 - Why? Why the fuck... - It's okay. We don't have to... 76 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,783 - ...would I have to specify meat? - It's all right. It's really okay. 77 00:06:17,785 --> 00:06:18,951 Not everything's a fight. 78 00:06:18,953 --> 00:06:20,753 Take your motherfucking ass over there and take the... 79 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:21,988 You're not impressing anybody. 80 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:22,922 All right. 81 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,025 - Tanner, you have a good night. - What? 82 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:38,105 Hey, why the fuck you get that gun, though? 83 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,042 It's 2:00 a.m., right? 84 00:06:44,044 --> 00:06:45,944 Somebody tries to break into the house. 85 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:49,816 My son's there. My girl's there. 86 00:06:49,818 --> 00:06:54,453 What I'ma fight them off with, a potato wedge? 87 00:06:59,894 --> 00:07:01,159 Hey. 88 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:20,913 - Hey. - Y'all look cute. 89 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:23,481 - That's adorable. - Y'all a real sweet little couple. 90 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,249 You like... If you like white boys, 91 00:07:25,251 --> 00:07:26,685 he's not available. You don't want him. 92 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:29,720 If you don't want him, my bruh right here fo sho need a female. 93 00:07:29,722 --> 00:07:30,821 I hope there's trouble. 94 00:07:34,994 --> 00:07:36,060 Okay. 95 00:07:42,869 --> 00:07:45,003 Hey! 96 00:07:52,078 --> 00:07:53,577 Hey. 97 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:00,017 Like that. Yeah, I like that. 98 00:08:03,255 --> 00:08:05,022 Nah. 99 00:08:05,024 --> 00:08:07,060 In this fucking moving truck. 100 00:08:07,993 --> 00:08:08,995 Shit. 101 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:34,250 Hey, man, do me a favor. 102 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,722 When you got that gun on you, just don't tell me about it. 103 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,289 Plausible deniability. 104 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:41,624 What gun are you talking about, Collin? 105 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:46,062 - Oh! Oh, do you mean this gun? - Stop waving that shit around! 106 00:08:46,064 --> 00:08:47,664 This gun right here? 107 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:50,567 - This one right here, bruh? - Get the fuck out. Get out. 108 00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:51,768 I gotta go. 109 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:55,338 - Curfew, nigga. Shit. - Good night, Collin. 110 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:58,543 - I love you, man. - Yeah. Dick. 111 00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:55,865 Fuck. 112 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:11,282 Yo! Yo, bruh! 113 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,217 Stop! 114 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,354 What the fuck? 115 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:22,124 - Stop! - Don't shoot! 116 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:23,760 Don't shoot! Don't! 117 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,384 Hey! Let's go. 118 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:54,224 Hey, wake up! Let's go! Move! Move! 119 00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:10,907 Fuck! 120 00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:34,262 11:00 p.m. is a required curfew, Mr. Hoskins. 121 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:37,366 It's 11:09 and you have bathroom duty this week. 122 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,135 Is that understood? 123 00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:44,070 Verbal confirmation, please. 124 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:49,244 Mr. Hoskins. 125 00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:32,318 All right, enough Tarzan. Let's get ready for school. 126 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,854 - Before Mama gets ya! - Did my part. 127 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:39,492 Boy, here. Sit up. Sit up. Please. Please, sit up. 128 00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:41,327 Let's get these shoes together. 129 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:44,365 I, uh, saw the cops kill a nigga last night. 130 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,200 Ooh. 131 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,235 What you mean you saw it? 132 00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:53,422 Dude runs up past the truck and then the cops came up, shot him. 133 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,124 - Is he dead? - Oh, yeah, he dead. 134 00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,257 They shot him like four times. 135 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:57,694 I mean, that don't necessarily mean he dead. 136 00:12:57,696 --> 00:13:00,529 Not like they shot him 14 times like that motherfucker out in Milwaukee. 137 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,063 - Miles, not helpful! - What was that dude's name? 138 00:13:02,065 --> 00:13:03,632 What was his name though? I'm trying to... 139 00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,403 - It was like... - Are you okay? 140 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,038 Yeah, I'm good. 141 00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:09,806 Yeah. 142 00:13:09,808 --> 00:13:13,307 Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay, all right. It wasn't about you for two seconds. 143 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,677 You ain't gotta KO me, man. 144 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,179 All right, look, we gonna do this right, if we gonna do it. All right. 145 00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:20,181 All right, we about to show Collin them hands, okay? 146 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,483 Put them up like this. You got hands, boy. All right. You ready? 147 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,654 Now, we gonna say this up to the sky together, okay? 148 00:13:24,656 --> 00:13:26,622 - I'm a tough guy! - I'm a tough guy! 149 00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:27,723 No, louder, man. 150 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:30,158 - I'm a tough guy! - I'm a tough guy! 151 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,694 - I'm the toughest motherfucker to ever... - Miles! 152 00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:35,997 You're right. He can't say that. 153 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:38,700 Mean face. Mean face. Mean face. Attack him. 154 00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:43,204 - Get him! That's right! - Just get on his head like this. 155 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,606 My little flash, you're so fast. 156 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,407 Go! Come on, come on, come on! Give him the right. Right. 157 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,042 Whop on his head. Just like that. 158 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,611 All right, well, little Thug Life right here 159 00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:51,546 is about to be late to school again. 160 00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:52,980 Only 'cause you're not sending him to the preschool 161 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,483 down the street like I told you to, he'd have been there already. 162 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:59,588 Yeah, well, where he needs to go is Centro Vida preschool in Berkeley. 163 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,523 Centro Vida preschool is $200 more a fucking week. Are you kidding me? 164 00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:03,591 Well, that's because it's the only 165 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,627 bilingual preschool that I can get to on the train. 166 00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:06,728 Why he need to be bilingual? 167 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,697 - He already biracial. - Oh, my God, come on. 168 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:10,164 That's how you do it! 169 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,533 Just use all that mouthpiece 170 00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:15,603 to get us some fancy preschool money. Okay? 171 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,171 - Fine. - That's it. 172 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,574 It's all right. We're fine. 173 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:21,475 - Ow! - But I gotta talk to you about something serious. 174 00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:25,145 - What? - Why my hands are so cold this morning. 175 00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:26,781 I can't go to work with these cold hands. 176 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,551 I'ma need to warm them up on that ass of yours just for a second. 177 00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:31,652 Oh, my God. But your hands are so cold! 178 00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:33,120 Just for a second. 179 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,254 - You are ridiculous. - Right there. 180 00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,323 I know. I know. I know. 181 00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:39,292 - You feel better? - It's so nice. 182 00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:41,261 - What am I supposed to do? It's just... - I bet. I bet it is so nice. 183 00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:42,429 - It's a privilege. - 'Cause it's nice. 184 00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:45,501 I gotta go. I love you. 185 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,635 Love you too. 186 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,202 Whoo! 187 00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:50,537 S, you cheated. 188 00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:00,447 - Hey, hey, hey. - What's up, Collin? 189 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:01,618 What's up, Miles? 190 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,353 After a pursuit in West Oakland last night, 191 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,489 a dramatic standoff with police left one suspect dead. 192 00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:11,958 This the shit you saw? 193 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,427 He was evading arrest by fleeing down Adeline Street towards West Grand... 194 00:15:15,429 --> 00:15:17,864 - You see this cop? - Yeah, I saw him. 195 00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,633 ...police officers fired four shots, killing the man. 196 00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:21,101 Why the fuck is he wearing his hat all low? 197 00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,602 Why would you take a picture like that? 198 00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,605 - This cop see you? - Yeah. 199 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,272 Hey, bro, let me get that square. 200 00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:27,641 What, then you just left? 201 00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,408 I mean, it was after 11:00. What I'm supposed to do? 202 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,611 - James always be talking that shit. - But you're a witness. 203 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,213 You're not gonna leave like a statement or some shit? 204 00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:34,280 Oh, yeah. "Hello, police? 205 00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:35,447 "I'd like to report a murder you did. 206 00:15:35,449 --> 00:15:38,417 "I was out after curfew. Yeah, I'm a convicted felon." 207 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,619 - All right. - "Back to jail? 208 00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:42,154 "Yeah, tomorrow works for me. What time? 209 00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:43,424 "Fo sho. Mmm-hmm. 210 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:45,625 "Yup. Okay." 211 00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:51,565 Bro, what the fuck is this green juice shit doing up in here? 212 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,299 It's good for you. 213 00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:54,601 - How much? - $10. 214 00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:55,735 - What? - What? 215 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,368 What is this, the blood of fucking Jesus? 216 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,639 The fuck is in it that it cost $10? 217 00:15:59,641 --> 00:16:02,578 - Let me get one. - I'm sorry, what? 218 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:17,856 All right, we are all set. Thank you so much for choosing Commander. 219 00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:20,291 Namaste, Val. 220 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,895 Your aura is looking very transcendent this morning. 221 00:16:22,897 --> 00:16:26,230 Did you finally purge yourself of your superiority complex or... 222 00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,469 No, you're still... Still working on it? Okay. 223 00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:36,575 - Oh, is that a green juice? - Is it? Oh. Oh, yeah. 224 00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:39,444 I guess it is. You know, it's just part of my regimen these days. 225 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,713 A little green juice, a little, what's that class you be taking? 226 00:16:41,715 --> 00:16:43,414 - SoulCycle. - SoulCycle. 227 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,485 Yeah, a little... My soul is so... 228 00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:47,251 Shit. 229 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:50,455 Ah... It's healthy. 230 00:16:50,457 --> 00:16:52,891 I am just glad you're taking care of yourself. 231 00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:54,527 Most definitely. 232 00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:56,463 Um... 233 00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,964 Collin was involved in a shootout 234 00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:01,967 - last night with the police. - What? 235 00:17:01,969 --> 00:17:03,400 I wasn't... That's not true. That's not what happened. 236 00:17:03,402 --> 00:17:04,736 - He's not... - Who were you out... 237 00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:06,404 - No, Miles... Miles! - Very exciting. People died. 238 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:07,940 - Who were you out with? - He's just fucking with you, babe. 239 00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:10,507 Uh, sorry, Val. Front desk girl. 240 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:12,778 - Person. Front desk, front desk person. - Get going. 241 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,612 - I'm going now. - Thank you for calling Commander, 242 00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,916 where we strive for excellence in relocations... 243 00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:28,426 Fuck Val! Fuck Val. 244 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,728 She disloyal, she uppity, 245 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,964 and she permanently in downward bitch pose. 246 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:34,498 That ain't my fault. 247 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,433 Motherfucker, you're bugging. That's his ex-girl. 248 00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:38,870 Yorkie, stop saying bugging. You live on the West Coast now. 249 00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:40,905 You're a Californian. Get with the fucking program. 250 00:17:40,907 --> 00:17:43,240 Hey, Miles. You bugging. 251 00:17:43,242 --> 00:17:46,276 Shut the fuck up, Tel! Shut the fuck up! 252 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,746 Hey, she got this nigga a job, 253 00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,982 and she lets you guys both drive the truck home. 254 00:17:50,984 --> 00:17:52,984 - Come on, get out this boy's head. - Thank you, Tel. 255 00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:54,752 She gotta let us drive the truck to and from work. 256 00:17:54,754 --> 00:17:56,754 That's how we get to and from work, man. 257 00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,256 She's... I'm not saying she's not smart. She plenty smart. 258 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:01,290 I'm just saying it's a shame she only uses that intelligence 259 00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,492 toward being a higher caliber of bitch. 260 00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:04,594 - That's all I'm saying. - You got to simmer. 261 00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,029 Simmer, man. 262 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:09,266 Hey, he only defending her 'cause he like that vegan Kwik Way pussy 263 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:11,034 that he giving her. That's the whole shit. 264 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:14,270 - Oh! - That's too far. That's too far. 265 00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:16,807 You don't get to eat no pussy 'cause that rusty-ass grill in your mouth. 266 00:18:16,809 --> 00:18:18,443 Oh! 267 00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:45,836 Oh, shit, tall-ass bike, big-ass beard. 268 00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:50,609 Oh, gentrification on a whole other level. Who are these people? 269 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:10,893 Okay, there's Leon. 270 00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:14,030 Cynthia. Marvin. 271 00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:17,933 Where's Vivian? Such an evasive little firecracker. 272 00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:19,434 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 273 00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:21,670 Don't have Santiago and Dante facing each other. 274 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:24,474 They... They do not get along. Please. 275 00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:30,613 My work looks to make people fall in love. 276 00:19:30,615 --> 00:19:32,748 So I love trees? 277 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,950 That's from my last exhibit. 278 00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:37,452 I superimposed photographs of oak trees 279 00:19:37,454 --> 00:19:39,822 over neighborhoods where they used to grow, 280 00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:42,957 to remind people that they used to be everywhere. 281 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,359 Now they're just on the damn street signs. 282 00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:48,764 Oh, boys, they're chopping us down. 283 00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:52,669 These people were all forced out for the new Oakland. 284 00:19:53,837 --> 00:19:55,873 Which is why faces. 285 00:19:57,141 --> 00:20:01,375 Eyes. To stare is to see. 286 00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,647 Come on. Come here for a minute. 287 00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:07,583 Just stare at each other for a moment. 288 00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:11,687 Oh, no, man, we're close enough. 289 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,823 We got kinda like a Calvin and Hobbes thing going on. 290 00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:15,957 This isn't sexual. 291 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,627 See, but now it is, 'cause how you said that. 292 00:20:18,629 --> 00:20:21,863 This is about finding the soul. 293 00:20:21,865 --> 00:20:24,398 - I know. Okay. All right. - All right. Okay. All right. Okay. 294 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,167 - Look. - Fuck, your eyes match your jumpsuit. 295 00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:28,603 - Don't talk about the emeralds. - Look deep. 296 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:29,707 Connect. 297 00:20:30,472 --> 00:20:31,741 Understand. 298 00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,562 Fucking, don't fucking do it! 299 00:20:55,932 --> 00:20:58,765 Oh, look, Patrick, you a swell motherfucker, man, 300 00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:02,103 and I dig everything about you, except that shit right there. 301 00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,438 I'm sorry. 302 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,477 Yes, I got it already. 303 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,680 Hey, man, you gonna have to move your car, bruh. 304 00:21:12,682 --> 00:21:14,214 We got to get out. 305 00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:18,185 Bruh, you gotta move, boy! Let's go! 306 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:21,588 Look at this fucking transplant. What's he doing? 307 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:26,494 - Hey, Mom. - Move your shit, bruh! 308 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:31,598 Oh, you're not gonna listen? You don't hear me? 309 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,833 Yeah, that is Miles. Yeah. 310 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,801 He's just ignoring me. 311 00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:36,535 - He said hi. - Move, bruh! 312 00:21:36,537 --> 00:21:37,938 Yo, I think we could be there in like... 313 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,774 - Fifteen minutes. - Are you kidding me right now? 314 00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:54,721 Hey! Hey! Do you hear the fucking ringing sound? 315 00:21:54,723 --> 00:21:57,623 - Move your shit! Son of a... - Mom, I gotta go. 316 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,022 Who is this little homie? 317 00:22:30,024 --> 00:22:32,258 Me think he my stepbrother. 318 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,060 Why is he drinking out of your dinosaur mug 319 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,594 you made in fifth grade? 320 00:22:35,596 --> 00:22:36,796 Mugasaurus. 321 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:40,699 You just gonna let him drink out your mug like that? 322 00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:42,170 You just gonna let him do that, Collin? 323 00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:45,071 Mom! Mom! 324 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,772 I'm in the bathroom, sir! 325 00:22:47,774 --> 00:22:50,776 What? My... You... That's my... This is my room! 326 00:22:50,778 --> 00:22:52,677 - You gave him my room? - I know. 327 00:22:52,679 --> 00:22:54,179 Mom! He is living in my room? 328 00:22:54,181 --> 00:22:57,183 This is why I told you to come over so we could talk about what your, 329 00:22:57,185 --> 00:23:01,622 - you know, long-term plan is. - Ma! I am moving home in two days! 330 00:23:02,824 --> 00:23:05,156 You really couldn't find an apartment? 331 00:23:05,158 --> 00:23:07,693 The whole damn city got a "For Rent" sign on it. 332 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,728 "Have you ever been convicted of a felony? 333 00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:12,030 "If so, what is the nature of your crime?" 334 00:23:12,032 --> 00:23:14,899 - Well, whose fault is that? - Damn. 335 00:23:14,901 --> 00:23:17,703 Well, I just assumed you'd only be here for a little bit. 336 00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:20,905 - And eventually you and Val... - Mom. Mom. 337 00:23:20,907 --> 00:23:22,607 She came by a couple of days ago. 338 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,977 We are not together right now. 339 00:23:24,912 --> 00:23:27,313 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. Okay. 340 00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:30,348 Well, Jimmy and all my drums are in guest room A now. 341 00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:32,283 - Yeah, I saw that. - Clear the rest of Shanai's stuff 342 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,953 off her old bed and you can have that room for a bit. 343 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:38,990 But that is not your room. That is my guest room B. 344 00:23:38,992 --> 00:23:40,591 Where is your sister anyway? 345 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:41,892 Shanai's in Bali 346 00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:44,863 teaching non-Eurocentric beauty techniques. 347 00:23:44,865 --> 00:23:46,331 Right on, right on. 348 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:51,302 Hmm. Took out a second mortgage on this house to send her to school. 349 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,038 I'm going to be paying it off for the rest of my life. 350 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,774 Well, why don't you just sell the house then? 351 00:23:55,776 --> 00:24:00,044 - She is not going to sell our house. - I am not selling my house. 352 00:24:00,046 --> 00:24:02,113 I'll be damned if I move out of this neighborhood 353 00:24:02,115 --> 00:24:04,717 now that they got good food and shit. 354 00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:06,252 Oh. 355 00:24:07,854 --> 00:24:10,621 - Give this to his better half. - Yeah. 356 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:11,989 - Tell her it's from me, please. - Okay. 357 00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:13,190 - What is that? - Get your hand out of my pocket. 358 00:24:13,192 --> 00:24:16,960 Something for Ashley and my godson. And you'll just lose it. 359 00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:18,162 You're not wrong. 360 00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:20,100 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 361 00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:25,969 Hey, hey, hey, look at this good-looking man! 362 00:24:25,971 --> 00:24:28,672 - Hey, what's happening, Marty? - Oh! 363 00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:30,741 - How you doing, bro? - I'm good, man. 364 00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:32,676 - Staying out of trouble? - Yeah, man, I'm good. 365 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:34,078 - Hey, what's up, Marty? - Hey, what's up? 366 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,214 - Nancy, uh, can I have this? - What? 367 00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:39,316 Whatcha gonna do with those? 368 00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:46,689 Flat irons! Top of the line, metallic, 369 00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:49,260 heat-absorbent, alloy metal. 370 00:24:52,231 --> 00:24:53,430 Uh-uh. 371 00:24:53,432 --> 00:24:57,101 Who the fuck said you could talk in Mama Liz's shop? 372 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,268 Mmm-hmm. 373 00:24:58,270 --> 00:24:59,403 Oh, shit. 374 00:24:59,405 --> 00:25:00,737 This is finnabit a show you want to watch. 375 00:25:00,739 --> 00:25:04,941 We've got ceramic and titanium, some for home, some for travel. 376 00:25:04,943 --> 00:25:06,309 Wide plates for long weaves, 377 00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:09,378 short plates for thinking about going all natural. 378 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:11,347 Boy, please. Those look old. 379 00:25:11,349 --> 00:25:13,917 These are from the cosmetology school after just one class. 380 00:25:13,919 --> 00:25:15,818 Out the box, but not quite out of gas. 381 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,721 They use the best to teach the worst to become the best, 382 00:25:17,723 --> 00:25:19,322 and the best is right here and that's what you deserve, 383 00:25:19,324 --> 00:25:21,891 so forget the rest. I mean, come on, people! 384 00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:22,892 I don't know about that. 385 00:25:22,894 --> 00:25:26,295 Well, you haven't even told me how much yet. 386 00:25:26,297 --> 00:25:29,031 And Mama Liz does not enjoy suspense. 387 00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,267 - I don't even like suspense movies. - I don't either. 388 00:25:31,269 --> 00:25:33,836 - Fuck Alfred Hitchcock! - Right on. 389 00:25:33,838 --> 00:25:35,304 - Fuck him. - And M. Shyamalan Night... 390 00:25:35,306 --> 00:25:37,840 That motherfucker could kiss my ass too. 391 00:25:37,842 --> 00:25:39,742 - Makes me nervous. - There's always a twist. 392 00:25:39,744 --> 00:25:41,043 Let me ask you something. 393 00:25:41,045 --> 00:25:43,412 How much is that one you're holding right now? 394 00:25:43,414 --> 00:25:47,450 - $140. - $140? I would never! 395 00:25:47,452 --> 00:25:50,352 These have gotta be at least a third of the price of that, 396 00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:52,188 and, hand to God, I bet they work better. 397 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:53,489 Okay. 398 00:25:53,491 --> 00:25:55,925 Who the fuck is this white boy y'all let in my shop? 399 00:25:55,927 --> 00:25:57,425 - Tina! - What? 400 00:25:57,427 --> 00:25:59,328 I'm just a West Oakland homegrown Bay boy 401 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,564 about his town business. 402 00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:04,032 Matter of fact, 100% of the proceeds today are actually going 403 00:26:04,034 --> 00:26:07,002 towards bilingual education for the youth of Oakland. 404 00:26:07,004 --> 00:26:10,172 And it's gonna help men transitioning out of incarceration 405 00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:12,974 towards finding a better life and having a second chance. 406 00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:15,846 Because that is what our community 407 00:26:16,414 --> 00:26:18,346 so desperately needs. 408 00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:20,849 - -I feel it, you feel it, we all feel it, we all know it. 409 00:26:20,851 --> 00:26:22,017 Come on. 410 00:26:22,019 --> 00:26:24,819 They all deserve a second chance. 411 00:26:24,821 --> 00:26:26,857 - Here we go. - It's on now. 412 00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:29,726 Ooh... 413 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:44,875 How we know these work? 414 00:26:55,318 --> 00:26:56,752 I think it look good. 415 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,154 You know, it is so uncomfortable 416 00:27:00,156 --> 00:27:02,223 to have to fit this shit on my belt, man. 417 00:27:02,225 --> 00:27:04,892 Oh, right. Plausible deniability ruined. Thank you. 418 00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:06,360 - Shut up. - Thank you very much. 419 00:27:06,362 --> 00:27:08,862 That reminds me, man. 420 00:27:08,864 --> 00:27:12,533 Made $600. $300 is very much yours. 421 00:27:12,535 --> 00:27:15,237 No, bruh, you keep that for La Raza preschool or whatever. 422 00:27:15,239 --> 00:27:16,904 How do you mean? You know how family work, man. 423 00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:18,573 I got some, you got some. Whatcha talking about? 424 00:27:23,246 --> 00:27:25,412 You just get this text about Nak's co-worker's party? 425 00:27:25,414 --> 00:27:26,847 Yeah, you trying to go? 426 00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:28,115 - Nope. - Nope. 427 00:27:28,117 --> 00:27:30,150 Yo, Miles! 428 00:27:30,152 --> 00:27:33,020 Miles, can you please come upstairs? 429 00:27:33,022 --> 00:27:37,424 Well, hello, Collin's perm! 430 00:27:37,426 --> 00:27:40,327 - That looks fucking terrible. - Thank you. 431 00:27:40,329 --> 00:27:41,961 I mean, if you gonna perm, why don't you go 432 00:27:41,963 --> 00:27:43,263 wherever your mom or Val went? 433 00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,065 - I wasn't... Come on. - Nancy's hair looks great. 434 00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:46,966 The hell you doing talking to Val for? 435 00:27:46,968 --> 00:27:49,135 Calmate! I didn't break the picket line, nigga. 436 00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:50,571 I just follow her on social medias. 437 00:27:50,573 --> 00:27:52,439 You could all be friends with Val still. 438 00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:53,906 She's like a really good person. 439 00:27:53,908 --> 00:27:55,108 No, the fuck we can't! 440 00:27:55,110 --> 00:27:56,176 - Fuck Val! - Okay. Wow. 441 00:27:56,178 --> 00:27:58,013 And, baby, unfollow Val on the medias! 442 00:28:03,386 --> 00:28:05,620 Hi. 443 00:28:05,622 --> 00:28:09,556 Um, I had to take my hair out today for... 444 00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:14,028 For this something and... 445 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,530 Now I need to get it braided back again before tomorrow. 446 00:28:16,532 --> 00:28:18,531 Okay. 447 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:22,335 And you're the only one who can get it done before 11:00. 448 00:28:22,337 --> 00:28:24,239 Why's it have to get done by... 449 00:28:25,373 --> 00:28:29,442 Right. Why'd you take your hair out? 450 00:28:29,444 --> 00:28:33,079 It was profitable to do so. 451 00:28:33,081 --> 00:28:35,214 Look, I'm really not trying to make this a us thing. 452 00:28:35,216 --> 00:28:38,652 I just really have to get my hair braided. 453 00:28:38,654 --> 00:28:41,655 Fine. Let's do it at your mom's house, okay? 454 00:28:41,657 --> 00:28:43,055 I have to return a bowl anyway. 455 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:46,192 And this is my study time, so you need to help me memorize stuff. 456 00:28:46,194 --> 00:28:49,094 It has to actually be study time. 457 00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:50,930 "The tendency to judge the strength of arguments 458 00:28:50,932 --> 00:28:53,466 "based on the plausibility of their conclusions, 459 00:28:53,468 --> 00:28:55,400 "rather than how strong it is." 460 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,569 Belief bias effect. 461 00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:58,338 - Yes. Okay. - Next. 462 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,472 "The tendency to attribute one's own actions 463 00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:03,242 "to external causes while attributing other people's behaviors 464 00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:04,976 - "to internal causes." - Blame gaming. Blame gaming. 465 00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:07,412 You blame the game. It's actor observer bias. 466 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,313 - Yes. - Yes! 467 00:29:08,315 --> 00:29:10,483 What are you saying before the answer? 468 00:29:10,485 --> 00:29:13,452 Oh, you're gonna love this. This is absolutely your fault. 469 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,621 I love that. 470 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,457 I made up, like, slang words to help me remember things. 471 00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:23,161 Oh, shit. Look at you out here innovating. See, she is still town. I knew it. 472 00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:25,097 I'm still town. Who said I'm not town? 473 00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,265 Nah, I mean, people just be saying things on the street, girl... 474 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,401 But it's cool. 475 00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:32,336 What, uh, what is this vase one? 476 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:36,006 - Oh, you see a vase? - Why you say it like that? 477 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,711 Ooh! It's two faces though! 478 00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:42,247 "Rubin's vase. The image is fundamentally ambiguous. 479 00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,382 "People perceive a vase or faces, 480 00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:46,586 "but not both at the same time." 481 00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:48,688 All right, so apparently you like vases. 482 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:51,990 Oh, I got you. Facevasin. 483 00:29:51,992 --> 00:29:54,191 - Facevasin'. No, try it out. - No. You... 484 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:55,259 Facevasin'. 485 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,427 You can't just keep saying it... 486 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:57,629 - Facevasin'. - ...and think it's gonna... 487 00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,565 It's gotta be like real slang so it'll stick in my head. 488 00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:02,134 I'm sprinkling it though. Facevasin'. 489 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,070 - Hey. - What? 490 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,075 You know I'm a free bird tomorrow, right? 491 00:30:10,578 --> 00:30:12,512 - Yes, I do know. - Mmm-hmm. 492 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,948 - I'm happy for you. - Me too. 493 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:27,260 You gonna hang out of car windows and curse at people then too? 494 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,328 - Why would I do that? - I don't know. You tell me. 495 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,764 I got a complaint today that one of our trucks 496 00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:37,066 was just honking and yelling at people. A black guy with dreads was 497 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,737 - just screaming at everyone. - Nah, nah, nah, that's... 498 00:30:38,739 --> 00:30:39,937 - You don't have all the information. - Okay. 499 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:43,007 So what happened, Miles was honking the horn because... 500 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,374 - Miles. - There was a dude 501 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,776 - that wouldn't get... - Wait, Miles was honking? 502 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,278 He was the one who was honking the horn. 503 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,714 - We set it up so you would be the driver. - I was driving the truck. I know. 504 00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,182 - No, I was... Nah. - We talked about this. 505 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:52,249 I was driving. 506 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,618 Keep your head straight. I was driving, 507 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,719 but if he reach across me 508 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:55,854 and honk the horn, then what I'm supposed to do? 509 00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:58,590 Collin, just take some responsibility for the things 510 00:30:58,592 --> 00:31:00,023 that are happening around you. 511 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,625 I'm not denying it. I'm just saying 512 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:04,497 that maybe this time it wasn't the black guy with dreads 513 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:06,431 that did it. 514 00:31:14,807 --> 00:31:17,207 I know you're trying. 515 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:20,045 At least you don't wear that fucking grill anymore. 516 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:22,682 Now if you could just 517 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:27,385 get rid of all this hair. 518 00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:36,125 - You'd almost look... - Like less blamable? 519 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:40,131 "Not the hair, bruh. It's my identity, bruh." 520 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,265 It is. 521 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:46,304 Yeah, well, your identity is done. 522 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,106 And I gotta go. 523 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,586 I got it. Thanks. 524 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,589 - Can we... Is that? - Yeah. 525 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,659 - Thanks. - Okay. 526 00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:33,481 Okay, this is why I didn't want to come to your place. 527 00:32:33,483 --> 00:32:36,619 Collin! It's 10:45, babe. 528 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,356 - Thank you, Nancy! - Sorry to interrupt. 529 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,826 Um... 530 00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:47,699 - Thank you. - Mmm-hmm. 531 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,200 Bye. 532 00:33:31,307 --> 00:33:33,506 Really? Oh, wow. 533 00:33:33,508 --> 00:33:34,844 That's great, yeah. 534 00:33:38,413 --> 00:33:39,680 More details tonight 535 00:33:39,682 --> 00:33:42,851 on last night's police shooting in West Oakland. 536 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:47,789 The man killed by police has been identified as Randall Marshall. 537 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,356 A foot chase took place down 538 00:33:49,358 --> 00:33:51,258 - Adeline Street in West Oakland. - Oh, here we go. 539 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:54,730 They gonna... Watch, they gonna use his professional police photo. 540 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:55,931 And they gonna use... 541 00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:57,898 Oh, come on! Use bruh's work photo! 542 00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,000 Got him in the orange jumper! 543 00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:01,902 They couldn't find one picture of bruh in his own shit? 544 00:34:01,904 --> 00:34:04,270 - Calm down! Chill out! - That's so disrespectful. 545 00:34:04,272 --> 00:34:06,206 - Man, you can't find another... - He's just asleep. 546 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,675 - They can't find... - We just got him to sleep. 547 00:34:07,677 --> 00:34:11,244 The recent felon was carrying an unlicensed concealed weapon. 548 00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:13,750 Felon, convicted felon. 549 00:34:14,651 --> 00:34:16,619 Wrong cocktail, my G. 550 00:34:17,486 --> 00:34:19,620 You gets no protest. 551 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,822 Marshall was running towards West Grand Avenue 552 00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:23,456 away from Officer Molina, 553 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:26,459 who fired four shots, killing him. 554 00:34:26,461 --> 00:34:29,863 Marshall lived on 32nd Street with his girlfriend 555 00:34:29,865 --> 00:34:31,634 and three-year-old daughter. 556 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,390 You're late, Mr. Hoskins. 557 00:34:58,527 --> 00:35:00,526 You just stand there all day? 558 00:35:00,528 --> 00:35:01,861 Isn't this something we could automate? 559 00:35:01,863 --> 00:35:04,030 You want a robot telling you to mop the bathroom? 560 00:35:04,032 --> 00:35:07,399 How about a robot that just mops the bathroom? 561 00:35:07,401 --> 00:35:09,569 - Then I can go get some sleep. - Solutions oriented. 562 00:35:09,571 --> 00:35:10,937 - See, I like that. - Even better. 563 00:35:10,939 --> 00:35:12,972 How about motherfuckers just don't get arrested for dumb shit? 564 00:35:12,974 --> 00:35:15,809 I see where we're going here, but if we could just get to it... 565 00:35:15,811 --> 00:35:18,444 Then I don't have to enforce seemingly arbitrary tasks 566 00:35:18,446 --> 00:35:22,849 to establish your ability to follow rules as a representation of law. 567 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:25,517 Arbitrary. That's the word right there. 568 00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:28,588 Don't make me write you up for your last week. 569 00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:31,390 The judge will extend your time here a year. 570 00:35:31,392 --> 00:35:33,625 And then your little map box sentence starts over. 571 00:35:33,627 --> 00:35:36,263 Convicted on dirty bathroom charges? 572 00:35:38,331 --> 00:35:42,067 You are now a convicted felon, 573 00:35:42,069 --> 00:35:44,335 Mr. Hoskins. 574 00:35:44,337 --> 00:35:48,372 You are now that until proven otherwise. 575 00:35:48,374 --> 00:35:50,711 Prove otherwise at all times. 576 00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:54,014 Got it. 577 00:37:29,441 --> 00:37:32,710 Stop! Stop! Don't! Stop! 578 00:37:32,712 --> 00:37:35,880 Stop! Stop! Stop! 579 00:37:35,882 --> 00:37:39,816 Stop! Stop! No! Jeez! Stop! 580 00:38:37,676 --> 00:38:39,077 Come on, bro. 581 00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:46,450 - What's going on? What's up? - Hey, yo. 582 00:38:56,194 --> 00:38:58,861 Matter of fact, Ashley was just telling me it's 80K a year, 583 00:38:58,863 --> 00:39:01,797 starting salary for OPD, but they don't even hire in the town. 584 00:39:01,799 --> 00:39:04,499 So the person who pulls you over is actually from, like, Cupertino 585 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:06,669 - or some shit. - Why not just live in Oakland? 586 00:39:06,671 --> 00:39:08,871 They probably worried that if somebody knew where they lived, 587 00:39:08,873 --> 00:39:10,806 somebody'd come shoot them for all the dumb shit they do. 588 00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:13,010 I don't know. Hey, bro, let me get a square, bruh. 589 00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:21,016 What? Nigga, can I better myself? 590 00:39:21,018 --> 00:39:22,952 Can I be courageous? 591 00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:24,920 You gonna end up listening to vinyl 592 00:39:24,922 --> 00:39:27,622 with a wooden tie and suspenders with a gluten allergy, 593 00:39:27,624 --> 00:39:29,658 counting calories, riding a Vespa 594 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:32,694 to Whole Foods, motherfucka, that's what you gonna be doing. 595 00:39:32,696 --> 00:39:34,630 They actually have great produce. 596 00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:38,735 Now I need this, 'cause of you. 597 00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:56,185 - Namaste, Val! - Happy sunrise. 598 00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:57,552 Indeed, this sunrise is a blessing, 599 00:39:57,554 --> 00:40:01,622 and I am as moved by your welcome as you are moved by an elliptical. 600 00:40:01,624 --> 00:40:04,025 Does he come up with these things on the way here or... 601 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:07,562 - He auditions them in the car. - Where's the board? 602 00:40:07,564 --> 00:40:09,697 I'm adding a move. I will give it to Collin. 603 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,634 I hope it's moving you off your high horse. 604 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,007 Hi. 605 00:40:18,108 --> 00:40:19,174 Hi. 606 00:40:21,643 --> 00:40:23,847 Your braids look good. Who did them for you? 607 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:27,848 It just kinda does this when I wash it now. 608 00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:30,651 Yeah, it must be all the healthy living got me looking so good. 609 00:40:30,653 --> 00:40:32,220 You know, my natural state. 610 00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:36,289 You know, there's more to healthy living than just drinking kale smoothies. 611 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,658 - Yeah, I know. - I'm just saying, 612 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:39,926 'cause you have some major lifestyle things to... 613 00:40:39,928 --> 00:40:42,129 It was a joke, Val. I know what healthy living is. 614 00:40:42,131 --> 00:40:44,032 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's none of my business. 615 00:40:44,034 --> 00:40:45,901 - I was just... - Live your life. 616 00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,638 I... 617 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,739 This is in... 618 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:55,709 It's in Walnut Creek. I can't... It's outside of my... 619 00:40:55,711 --> 00:40:57,210 - I can't go there yet. - No, that's in Alameda County. 620 00:40:57,212 --> 00:40:59,816 No, it's not. Trust me, it's not. 621 00:41:02,185 --> 00:41:04,818 All right. I'll give it to Yorkie. 622 00:41:23,338 --> 00:41:25,105 Hello? 623 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:29,075 Yeah! So... No, I'm really excited about this one. 624 00:41:29,077 --> 00:41:32,946 So, we're gonna clear it out, gut it, get it down to just the bones. 625 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:34,814 - Commander Moving. - Hold on one second. 626 00:41:34,816 --> 00:41:36,917 The movers just got here. Okay. 627 00:41:36,919 --> 00:41:41,120 Hi! Um, so you can just pull everything out and take it to the dump. 628 00:41:41,122 --> 00:41:44,356 Just all the junk and apparently there's some sort of sailboat in the back. 629 00:41:44,358 --> 00:41:45,758 It can all just go. 630 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,393 Thank you so much. Bye! 631 00:41:47,395 --> 00:41:49,664 Hi. So, I'll meet you... 632 00:41:52,733 --> 00:41:55,104 - Commander Miles. - Commander Smiley. 633 00:42:05,113 --> 00:42:07,947 Well, this is gonna be nice when it's done. 634 00:42:07,949 --> 00:42:10,218 For some transplant. 635 00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:29,737 Well, another clean-up job. 636 00:42:46,853 --> 00:42:49,287 Sidibe? How you say that? 637 00:42:49,289 --> 00:42:54,259 - Sidibe. Sidibe. - Sidibe. Sidibe. 638 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,409 - Come on. Come on, bruh. - My bad. 639 00:43:52,519 --> 00:43:53,984 Pass. 640 00:44:04,564 --> 00:44:05,998 For you. 641 00:44:25,585 --> 00:44:27,319 Didn't she say something about a boat? 642 00:44:30,121 --> 00:44:31,957 Sailboat! 643 00:44:32,824 --> 00:44:35,892 Get your artisan sailboat! 644 00:44:35,894 --> 00:44:39,429 Platinum seaworthy sailboat! 645 00:44:39,431 --> 00:44:40,830 Nauticals included! 646 00:44:40,832 --> 00:44:42,901 You ain't never gonna sell this boat, bruh. 647 00:44:49,575 --> 00:44:52,908 We get it, bruh! Your car has an alarm. 648 00:44:52,910 --> 00:44:56,246 Congratu-fucking-lations. It's fancy! 649 00:44:56,248 --> 00:44:58,216 Bitch. 650 00:45:05,156 --> 00:45:07,356 Uh, hey, Collin... 651 00:45:07,358 --> 00:45:11,160 Who braided your hair between yesterday and today? 652 00:45:11,162 --> 00:45:12,495 Hmm? 653 00:45:12,497 --> 00:45:13,865 - I, um... - Hmm? 654 00:45:18,336 --> 00:45:20,102 Val came over to Mom's house, 655 00:45:20,104 --> 00:45:21,971 - and she braided it for me. - All right. All right. 656 00:45:21,973 --> 00:45:24,339 Air out, nigga. What is your problem with Val? 657 00:45:24,341 --> 00:45:27,109 Val is a disloyal bitch. 658 00:45:27,111 --> 00:45:29,879 When you were in jail, did she put money on your books? 659 00:45:29,881 --> 00:45:32,615 Uh, did she come visit you even one time at Rita while you were locked up? 660 00:45:32,617 --> 00:45:34,383 'Cause I'm pretty sure I went two times a week, 661 00:45:34,385 --> 00:45:36,284 45 minutes each way. 662 00:45:36,286 --> 00:45:38,887 - $500 on your book on day one! - Hey, she talked to me on the phone. 663 00:45:38,889 --> 00:45:41,891 How gracious of her to have called you once. 664 00:45:41,893 --> 00:45:43,159 And what did she want to talk to you about? 665 00:45:43,161 --> 00:45:45,628 About changing up your lifestyle? Changing up your ways? 666 00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:49,364 You're not a thug, drug dealer! 667 00:45:49,366 --> 00:45:52,133 You went to jail on a fire technicality. 668 00:45:52,135 --> 00:45:54,037 - Did I? - Yes! 669 00:45:55,673 --> 00:45:59,242 How were we supposed to know that hipsters are so flammable? 670 00:46:01,145 --> 00:46:04,279 Hey, Cuttie! What that boat do? 671 00:46:04,281 --> 00:46:06,247 - Hey! - No way. 672 00:46:06,249 --> 00:46:09,317 Shit, man, I got that joog for sailing, fishing, floating or fucking, 673 00:46:09,319 --> 00:46:11,052 get you a flight to Boston at a private function. 674 00:46:11,054 --> 00:46:12,253 Perfect for getting into some. 675 00:46:12,255 --> 00:46:13,521 Let me put you on that water world, bruh. 676 00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:15,023 Bruh, is it hot or cold, though? 677 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:16,157 Warm to the touch, no burn though. 678 00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:17,292 What's the intel on the Vin Diesel? 679 00:46:17,294 --> 00:46:18,561 - No fingerprints, bruh. - Dusty trail? 680 00:46:18,563 --> 00:46:19,894 Very. It's Gucci. 681 00:46:19,896 --> 00:46:22,430 Cuz cuz, I can't be around the way way with something outta pocket. 682 00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:24,331 Ya underdig? Get blurped and I gotta peel out 683 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:26,935 for the Daytona five double-O 'cause I got a few hammers tucked. 684 00:46:26,937 --> 00:46:28,203 Niggas got laundry, no bleach. 685 00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:29,705 On mamas, this was in the cut. 686 00:46:29,707 --> 00:46:31,673 Three bill joog though? What's the part two? 687 00:46:31,675 --> 00:46:33,475 No sequel, bruh. Pockets is touching 688 00:46:33,477 --> 00:46:34,677 so we just trying to get it off and do a moving. 689 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:36,978 Cuz, I might have to let that marinate one time. 690 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:38,213 Bruh, if you really about that life, 691 00:46:38,215 --> 00:46:40,080 this the come-up right here. Plus three bills ain't nothing 692 00:46:40,082 --> 00:46:41,382 but a small thing to a giant like yourself. 693 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,383 I say let's make moves, 694 00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:43,785 you throw me that three hundo right there. 695 00:46:43,787 --> 00:46:46,989 I'ma clip the woo wop to the rear-view and less is more, ya dig? 696 00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:50,991 Clip the wop to the rear-view? 697 00:46:50,993 --> 00:46:52,126 By far. 698 00:46:52,128 --> 00:46:53,295 - Fast! - Fast! 699 00:46:55,565 --> 00:46:57,264 What'd he say? 700 00:46:57,266 --> 00:46:58,633 Oh, I have no idea. 701 00:46:58,635 --> 00:47:00,501 But he gave me $300 for this boat. 702 00:47:00,503 --> 00:47:03,404 Sold! Sold, motherfucka, sold! 703 00:47:03,406 --> 00:47:05,239 Mouthpiece for days, bruh. 704 00:47:05,241 --> 00:47:06,608 People like the way I make 'em feel, man. 705 00:47:06,610 --> 00:47:08,643 They like the bounce of that shit. 706 00:47:08,645 --> 00:47:10,477 Everybody listen more when you make it sound pretty. 707 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:11,746 Tell you right now. 708 00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:13,447 All right, hey, I'ma go back to the office. 709 00:47:13,449 --> 00:47:14,816 I'll clock us both out. 710 00:47:14,818 --> 00:47:16,718 Come back in like an hour though, we got the feast in a second. 711 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,217 - Got you. - Fo sho, right? 712 00:47:18,219 --> 00:47:20,320 Yeah, I'll be right back. 713 00:47:20,322 --> 00:47:23,323 She didn't come visit you one time, bruh. 714 00:47:23,325 --> 00:47:25,594 I know. I was there. 715 00:47:27,229 --> 00:47:28,995 - You're all set for Friday. - Cool. 716 00:47:28,997 --> 00:47:31,197 - Awesome. Thank you. - Thank you. 717 00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:32,432 I got her number. 718 00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:33,667 That's just the office number. 719 00:47:33,669 --> 00:47:35,504 I don't know. Maybe she lives here. 720 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,708 Yo, uh, excuse me, bruh. 721 00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:43,112 Did you used to work the door at The Alley? 722 00:47:45,414 --> 00:47:47,046 Yeah. 723 00:47:47,048 --> 00:47:49,716 - That was like a minute ago. - Yeah, you did. Oh, shit, bro! 724 00:47:49,718 --> 00:47:52,251 This is that motherfucka with the Scorpion Bowl at The Alley 725 00:47:52,253 --> 00:47:53,419 that I told you about. 726 00:47:53,421 --> 00:47:54,788 What dude with the Scorpion Bowl? 727 00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:57,290 I never told you about the Scorpion King? 728 00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:58,257 This is him! 729 00:47:58,259 --> 00:48:00,794 We really don't have to do this right now. 730 00:48:00,796 --> 00:48:03,095 Yeah, we do. Okay, okay, okay. 731 00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:04,565 - You know The Alley, right? - Yeah, over on Grand? 732 00:48:04,567 --> 00:48:09,702 - Yeah. It's an institution. - Oh, my God, this story is so fuckin' dope! 733 00:48:09,704 --> 00:48:12,405 So the night is crackin'. I'm looking fly, 734 00:48:12,407 --> 00:48:15,174 when this Colorado white boy saunters up to the bar. 735 00:48:15,176 --> 00:48:18,544 He's like, "Wassup, bruh? Get me one of those." 736 00:48:18,546 --> 00:48:21,047 And he orders the Scorpion Bowl. 737 00:48:21,049 --> 00:48:24,249 This thing is like a giant swimming pool of fucking booze 738 00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:25,585 with a flame in the middle. 739 00:48:25,587 --> 00:48:27,590 It's like a white person's wet dream. 740 00:48:28,691 --> 00:48:30,691 This dude sees the Scorpion Bowl, 741 00:48:30,693 --> 00:48:33,560 and, like, he grows hair on his chest, like, his balls drop. 742 00:48:33,562 --> 00:48:35,696 The motherfucka hits puberty right there in that moment. 743 00:48:35,698 --> 00:48:38,497 - His mind is... - Blown! 744 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:40,466 Hey, listen up, everybody! 745 00:48:40,468 --> 00:48:43,171 It's Scorpion time! 746 00:48:45,306 --> 00:48:47,707 Meanwhile, this nigga right here... Uh, excuse me. 747 00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:49,407 - This gentleman. - You can only say that with me. 748 00:48:49,409 --> 00:48:52,143 Yeah, my bad. I was out of my mind right then. 749 00:48:52,145 --> 00:48:55,480 This dude right here is just standing outside working the door, 750 00:48:55,482 --> 00:48:57,115 looking hella fresh, might I add. 751 00:48:57,117 --> 00:48:59,819 There's this white boy on the stool and he's like hella hard. 752 00:48:59,821 --> 00:49:01,319 You know what I'm saying? He got tatted up. 753 00:49:01,321 --> 00:49:02,755 He's looking grizzled. 754 00:49:02,757 --> 00:49:05,591 Now I'm blowing a cigarette. 755 00:49:05,593 --> 00:49:06,959 - I thought that you said that... - I'ma gonna quit. 756 00:49:06,961 --> 00:49:09,694 I'm gonna fucking quit, I know. All right? Just leave me alone. 757 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,129 I'm so sorry. He keeps interrupting me. 758 00:49:12,131 --> 00:49:15,400 So anyway, Jason Biggs busts through the door, 759 00:49:15,402 --> 00:49:17,637 and he's like, "Guys, guys, guys! 760 00:49:17,639 --> 00:49:19,839 "Look at this fucking fire drink. 761 00:49:19,841 --> 00:49:21,640 "It's fucking insane." 762 00:49:21,642 --> 00:49:24,543 But then my dude steps up, and he's like, 763 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,811 "Hey, bruh, you can't bring alcohol out here. 764 00:49:26,813 --> 00:49:28,346 "You gotta take that back inside." 765 00:49:28,348 --> 00:49:30,683 Motherfucka Topher Grace responds, 766 00:49:30,685 --> 00:49:33,618 "Calm down. I'm just gonna show my friends for like two seconds," 767 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,621 "then I'm gonna go back inside, okay? 768 00:49:35,623 --> 00:49:37,822 "And if I don't and you lose your job, 769 00:49:37,824 --> 00:49:40,393 "I'll get you a new job, dawg." 770 00:49:43,697 --> 00:49:45,565 - What? - Right? 771 00:49:45,567 --> 00:49:49,400 - Now, shit gets bad. - Now it gets bad? 772 00:49:49,402 --> 00:49:51,803 'Cause you a bad man. You know what I'm saying? 773 00:49:51,805 --> 00:49:54,839 So he's like, "The fuck you say?" 774 00:49:54,841 --> 00:49:57,374 "I'll go back inside, right? I'll go back inside." 775 00:49:57,376 --> 00:49:59,209 My man stops him like, 776 00:49:59,211 --> 00:50:01,345 "You're done. Give me the fucking goblet thing." 777 00:50:01,347 --> 00:50:03,647 "First of all, it's a Scorpion Bowl, okay? 778 00:50:03,649 --> 00:50:05,182 "And second, no! 779 00:50:05,184 --> 00:50:06,551 "I fucking paid for this thing." 780 00:50:06,553 --> 00:50:09,286 And then he slaps his arm. 781 00:50:09,288 --> 00:50:11,255 - Remember the white boy on the stool? - On the stool? Yeah. 782 00:50:11,257 --> 00:50:13,524 Guess what? He's a fucking psycho. 783 00:50:13,526 --> 00:50:14,793 'Cause he's like, 784 00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:16,927 "Hey, you better know where you're at, fuckboy, 785 00:50:16,929 --> 00:50:19,196 "before some real town shit happen to you." 786 00:50:19,198 --> 00:50:22,101 And then, Neil Patrick Harris pushed him. 787 00:50:23,302 --> 00:50:25,368 Hard! 788 00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:27,538 - Would you ever push this dude? - I would not. 789 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,340 This motherfucka looks just like Krayzie Bone. 790 00:50:44,256 --> 00:50:47,523 My man snaps like the fucking Incredible Hulk and he's like... 791 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:52,528 Little white boy reaches up like The Undertaker. 792 00:50:52,530 --> 00:50:54,098 Gets him in a fucking chokehold, right? 793 00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:57,266 Then, Oakland white boy jumps in and starts kicking him. 794 00:50:57,268 --> 00:51:00,203 And he's fucking Chuck Norris on this motherfucker, and he's like... 795 00:51:00,205 --> 00:51:01,705 "I hate my dad!" 796 00:51:01,707 --> 00:51:03,807 And they're just beating the shit out of Topher, 797 00:51:03,809 --> 00:51:05,274 you know what I'm saying? 798 00:51:05,276 --> 00:51:07,811 And it's a fucking menage a trois of violence, bro. 799 00:51:07,813 --> 00:51:09,615 Now, mind you, 800 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,216 that drink is still on fire. 801 00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:14,818 Oh, I forgot about the flame. 802 00:51:14,820 --> 00:51:16,152 It is still burning. 803 00:51:16,154 --> 00:51:21,991 That fire catches some of that alcohol and ignites. 804 00:51:21,993 --> 00:51:25,863 And now that flame's rolling, rolling, rolling and... 805 00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:30,399 They are ablaze. Whoosh! 806 00:51:30,401 --> 00:51:32,935 Inferno, motherfucker! 807 00:51:32,937 --> 00:51:35,939 Portlandia's on the ground, going up in flames. 808 00:51:35,941 --> 00:51:38,540 And my ass is just standing there. I'm just like, 809 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:41,712 "Shit. Look out." 810 00:51:41,714 --> 00:51:43,913 It's like Michael B. Jordan on fire 811 00:51:43,915 --> 00:51:45,748 and Chris Evans on fire. 812 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:49,418 And you'd think the fight would be over, but, nah, this dude has lost it. 813 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:52,689 His fucking friend is like Michael Flatley in the Lord of the Dance 814 00:51:52,691 --> 00:51:55,457 all over this motherfucker's face while he cooks. 815 00:51:55,459 --> 00:51:58,728 And he's like, "Welcome to Oakland, bitch." 816 00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:01,864 He's bleeding, he's cooking, these dudes is pounding on him. 817 00:52:01,866 --> 00:52:03,532 Peoples is screaming. 818 00:52:03,534 --> 00:52:05,500 Whoo! Fuck. 819 00:52:05,502 --> 00:52:07,739 That shit was nuts. 820 00:52:13,778 --> 00:52:16,980 Damn. That really happen? 821 00:52:18,381 --> 00:52:19,515 Yeah. 822 00:52:20,617 --> 00:52:22,719 It did. 823 00:52:22,721 --> 00:52:24,553 Help me, please! 824 00:52:24,555 --> 00:52:25,890 What's up now, bitch? Huh? Huh? 825 00:52:26,657 --> 00:52:27,856 Help, please! 826 00:52:27,858 --> 00:52:30,592 - You ain't fuckin' with it now, huh? - Help me! 827 00:52:30,594 --> 00:52:33,263 I can't breathe! I can't... 828 00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:37,735 - Fucking stop! Stop! - Oh, no! Fuck! 829 00:52:39,336 --> 00:52:40,436 Motherfucker! 830 00:52:41,739 --> 00:52:43,337 Motherfucker! 831 00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:54,850 Him and his white friend stomped that drunk dude 832 00:52:54,852 --> 00:52:57,518 until he was unconscious. 833 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,256 He was in the hospital for a week? 834 00:53:01,759 --> 00:53:04,393 And all over a drink. 835 00:53:14,972 --> 00:53:16,305 Well, we gotta go. 836 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,541 - Well, this has been fun. - Yeah. 837 00:53:20,843 --> 00:53:22,512 - All right. - Thanks. 838 00:53:27,817 --> 00:53:29,684 You're about to get a fresh restart. 839 00:53:29,686 --> 00:53:31,585 You need to get rid of Miles. 840 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:33,721 - Miles is my best friend. - Yeah, is he? 841 00:53:33,723 --> 00:53:35,824 'Cause I know you guys grew up together, 842 00:53:35,826 --> 00:53:38,491 but he's gonna put you back in jail or he's gonna get you fucking killed. 843 00:53:38,493 --> 00:53:41,427 Miles had my back since we were 11 years old. 844 00:53:41,429 --> 00:53:42,897 When I went to jail, 845 00:53:42,899 --> 00:53:44,531 Miles came and saw me all the time. 846 00:53:44,533 --> 00:53:49,703 I'm not talking about this with you again. He came to visit you out of guilt. 847 00:53:49,705 --> 00:53:52,608 'Cause he pushed you into a fight, and he didn't go to jail with you. 848 00:53:53,910 --> 00:53:55,609 What if that dude had had a gun? 849 00:53:55,611 --> 00:53:57,677 What if Miles' dumb ass had a gun? 850 00:53:57,679 --> 00:53:59,113 What if the cops showed up 851 00:53:59,115 --> 00:54:01,916 and they saw you stomping that white dude? 852 00:54:01,918 --> 00:54:05,320 Who do you think they would have shot? Miles? 853 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:11,892 Good night, Val. 854 00:54:11,894 --> 00:54:14,429 - I'm just... Collin, I'm... - Yeah, I know. 855 00:54:40,454 --> 00:54:42,822 Three, two, one. 856 00:54:42,824 --> 00:54:45,925 Yeah! Whoo! 857 00:54:45,927 --> 00:54:48,561 - You suck! $7, sir! - All right, here's the thing. 858 00:54:48,563 --> 00:54:50,063 Here's the thing. I don't have it right now. 859 00:54:50,065 --> 00:54:51,496 But I'ma get... I'm good for it. 860 00:54:51,498 --> 00:54:52,899 Wait. I got a better idea. Let's race again. 861 00:54:52,901 --> 00:54:55,637 - 'Bout to beat you in another car race. - No, you won't. 862 00:54:56,671 --> 00:54:57,939 Hey. 863 00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:01,174 Made those bed pieces. 864 00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:04,143 I mean, they weren't... Wasn't... No, not these ones. 865 00:55:04,145 --> 00:55:06,144 But ones just like it. 866 00:55:06,146 --> 00:55:07,883 Where do you make beds? 867 00:55:09,817 --> 00:55:11,452 In jail. 868 00:55:12,486 --> 00:55:14,155 Why were you in jail? 869 00:55:16,056 --> 00:55:17,692 For being a tough guy. 870 00:55:20,594 --> 00:55:22,629 Dinner's ready! 871 00:55:22,631 --> 00:55:24,062 Coming, Mom! 872 00:55:24,064 --> 00:55:26,199 I'm tellin' ya, I'm gonna let you finish, 873 00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:28,601 but don't fuck up my chart board. 874 00:55:28,603 --> 00:55:29,702 'Cause I just got that. 875 00:55:29,704 --> 00:55:32,037 This is gonna be just fine. Don't worry about it. 876 00:55:32,039 --> 00:55:34,039 - Hey, Collin. - Yeah. 877 00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:36,044 You gonna smoke with your friend here? 878 00:55:37,745 --> 00:55:39,747 I think I'm good off the weed now. 879 00:55:43,017 --> 00:55:44,850 - Wow. - It's like I see that it's him, 880 00:55:44,852 --> 00:55:46,051 I hear that it's him, 881 00:55:46,053 --> 00:55:47,853 but then he gonna say some shit like that. 882 00:55:47,855 --> 00:55:49,655 What am I over here doing this for? 883 00:55:49,657 --> 00:55:50,822 - Changed man, I guess. - I don't know this person. 884 00:55:50,824 --> 00:55:53,058 Okay, change. For what? 885 00:55:54,527 --> 00:55:56,795 - He don't want weed no more. - Oh, okay. 886 00:55:56,797 --> 00:55:58,597 Oh, now you conspiring against me too? 887 00:55:58,599 --> 00:56:01,135 He picked this especially for you. 888 00:56:03,604 --> 00:56:05,102 What is this? 889 00:56:05,104 --> 00:56:06,672 You got me a present? 890 00:56:06,674 --> 00:56:09,107 You wanna touch a tender thug in his emotions 891 00:56:09,109 --> 00:56:11,075 with this beautiful gesture of love? 892 00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:13,745 - You're so stupid. - Look at this! Boy! 893 00:56:13,747 --> 00:56:17,883 Come here. Give me a hug. Yes, thank you! 894 00:56:17,885 --> 00:56:20,185 All right. Do me a favor. Hold this for one second. 895 00:56:20,187 --> 00:56:21,588 Good job. 896 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:29,828 This shirt look kinda small, don't it? 897 00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:32,830 Oh, let me see. Let me see. 898 00:56:32,832 --> 00:56:36,600 - Oh, baby, you look so good. - Baby, you look so good. 899 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:38,569 This is like a little baby T. 900 00:56:38,571 --> 00:56:39,671 What are y'all talking about? No! 901 00:56:39,673 --> 00:56:40,537 You look hella good. 902 00:56:40,539 --> 00:56:43,607 I can see every little thing in your arm. 903 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,209 Yeah, it's framing your pectorals. 904 00:56:45,211 --> 00:56:46,845 - You can see this tattoo. - Real nice. 905 00:56:46,847 --> 00:56:48,746 - One of my favorite tattoos. - Man, this shirt is too small. 906 00:56:48,748 --> 00:56:50,147 - And both of y'all know that shit. - No, it's not. 907 00:56:50,149 --> 00:56:51,349 - Look at this little baby shirt! - No, it's not. 908 00:56:51,351 --> 00:56:53,951 - You could pierce the nipple and... - That looks so good. 909 00:56:53,953 --> 00:56:56,654 - No. No. No. - It looks amazing. It's perfect. 910 00:56:56,656 --> 00:56:58,656 Look at this little thing. I can't... 911 00:57:11,671 --> 00:57:14,138 Hey, Sean, why don't you put that down, man? 912 00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:15,807 Baby, put that down. 913 00:57:20,779 --> 00:57:22,582 Put that down, man. 914 00:57:24,884 --> 00:57:25,984 Sean. 915 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,520 Sean. 916 00:57:37,096 --> 00:57:38,997 Is this your gun, Collin? 917 00:57:44,636 --> 00:57:46,102 No. 918 00:57:46,104 --> 00:57:47,771 Miles, get the fuck out now! 919 00:57:47,773 --> 00:57:49,639 - It was an accident, all right? - You brought a fucking gun 920 00:57:49,641 --> 00:57:51,775 - into this house! Get out now! - It was an accident! 921 00:57:51,777 --> 00:57:54,179 Just get the fuck out! Go! 922 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:56,646 Get out! 923 00:57:56,648 --> 00:57:58,983 Don't fucking come back here! Get out! 924 00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:02,821 - Ashley, I'm so sorry. - And you let him buy one. 925 00:58:04,289 --> 00:58:06,157 - I didn't... - Get out! 926 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,294 Now! 927 00:58:10,228 --> 00:58:11,696 All right. 928 00:58:22,006 --> 00:58:23,840 Here. Get rid of it! 929 00:58:23,842 --> 00:58:26,809 You couldn't just make it yours for two fucking seconds. 930 00:58:26,811 --> 00:58:28,343 No! It's not mine! 931 00:58:28,345 --> 00:58:30,846 And I didn't want to have shit to do with that fucking gun in the first place! 932 00:58:30,848 --> 00:58:32,881 Don't make it yours then. Just make it not mine! 933 00:58:32,883 --> 00:58:35,050 I'm not gonna bring a gun around a little kid, Miles! 934 00:58:35,052 --> 00:58:37,087 So what? I'm the father who brought that shit around his son? 935 00:58:37,089 --> 00:58:39,857 - Isn't that what happened? - I know what happened! 936 00:58:45,696 --> 00:58:48,232 How's it going, boy? What's up, man? 937 00:58:56,407 --> 00:58:57,675 Fuck it. 938 00:58:58,742 --> 00:58:59,908 Well, you... What? Fuck what? 939 00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:02,311 I'm calling us a Uber and we're going to Nak's party. 940 00:59:02,313 --> 00:59:04,313 The hell we are. I'm not going to that fucking party. 941 00:59:04,315 --> 00:59:06,380 Well, we're not going back in there, are we? 942 00:59:06,382 --> 00:59:09,984 And, what, you gonna spend your first day not having a curfew in a halfway house? 943 00:59:09,986 --> 00:59:13,088 I'm not trying to go to some party where no bullshit is gonna jump off. 944 00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:15,723 The bullshit is out here. Are you kidding me? 945 00:59:15,725 --> 00:59:17,759 That party's full of the squarest of the squares. 946 00:59:17,761 --> 00:59:19,360 Nak works for Pandora! 947 00:59:19,362 --> 00:59:20,728 It's gonna be safe! 948 00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:24,265 It's gonna be nothing but hipsters and artisan beer and shit. 949 00:59:24,267 --> 00:59:25,833 You know, goat cheese, 950 00:59:25,835 --> 00:59:28,004 acoustic guitar, light music. 951 00:59:28,772 --> 00:59:29,807 Collin. 952 00:59:33,943 --> 00:59:35,278 Bruh! 953 00:59:37,114 --> 00:59:40,348 Yes. It's a better idea. Yes. 954 00:59:40,350 --> 00:59:43,017 Out here? This is where you wanna be? 955 00:59:43,019 --> 00:59:46,287 - Here. Look around. - All right. All right. 956 00:59:46,289 --> 00:59:49,490 All right, but I'm not trying to get involved with no hot shit tonight! 957 00:59:51,127 --> 00:59:53,394 Oh. The car's here. 958 01:00:01,905 --> 01:00:05,873 Oh! My niggas! Your Uber has arrived! 959 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,742 Dezz, boy, what are the chances of this? 960 01:00:08,744 --> 01:00:11,044 - Of fucking course. - Oh, Collin! 961 01:00:11,046 --> 01:00:13,346 I got a little somethin'-somethin' for you in the trunk! 962 01:00:13,348 --> 01:00:14,683 Celebrate your freedom. 963 01:00:46,848 --> 01:00:48,317 Commander Smiley. 964 01:00:50,052 --> 01:00:51,220 Okay. 965 01:00:52,888 --> 01:00:54,289 Cool jacket, man. 966 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,358 Hey, all right. There's some new blood. 967 01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,893 Come on in, guys. 968 01:00:59,895 --> 01:01:01,261 - Yo, I'm Sid. - Yeah. 969 01:01:01,263 --> 01:01:04,063 Yeah, come on in. Yeah, you guys need drinks? 970 01:01:04,065 --> 01:01:06,498 Right back that way. That's all you need, all right? 971 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,204 - I dig it. - Oh, shit. 972 01:01:10,472 --> 01:01:13,242 Same tattoo, man. 973 01:01:15,344 --> 01:01:18,444 Come on in, man. You guys are welcome here anytime. 974 01:01:18,446 --> 01:01:19,478 Yeah, that's right. 975 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,582 I moved down here from Portland about a year ago. 976 01:01:21,584 --> 01:01:23,549 Finally found my home. 977 01:01:23,552 --> 01:01:25,051 Hey, thank you, Sid. 978 01:01:25,053 --> 01:01:27,319 Anytime. You take care. Come on in. 979 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:30,422 - He has the same tattoo. - Shut the fuck up. 980 01:01:30,424 --> 01:01:31,959 There go Nak. 981 01:01:32,827 --> 01:01:34,328 I need a drink. 982 01:01:39,233 --> 01:01:41,969 Yes, you are a great dancer. 983 01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:45,373 - Hello. Hi, there. - What's up? 984 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:48,843 All right, pig on a shirt. 985 01:01:57,485 --> 01:02:00,886 - Nak? - Wow. What's up? 986 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:03,322 Oh! Man, you never respond to my invites. 987 01:02:03,324 --> 01:02:05,891 - I mean... - And this was a weird one to come to. 988 01:02:05,893 --> 01:02:08,526 - Yes. - It's one of our CEO's monthly mixers. 989 01:02:08,528 --> 01:02:09,461 Define mixer. 990 01:02:09,463 --> 01:02:12,965 Well, right now, it's mixed 150 white people 991 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:14,866 with, now, three black people. 992 01:02:14,868 --> 01:02:17,235 - Hmm. - Oh, Terry, this is Collin. 993 01:02:17,237 --> 01:02:19,171 Terry and I worked at Youth Radio together. 994 01:02:19,173 --> 01:02:20,239 How's it going, man? 995 01:02:20,241 --> 01:02:21,442 What is that? 996 01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:24,242 It's goat cheese. 997 01:02:24,244 --> 01:02:25,376 What's the little leaf? 998 01:02:25,378 --> 01:02:26,612 Yo, what's going on, everybody? 999 01:02:26,614 --> 01:02:29,047 - How's it going? Hey! Hey, you guys good? - Hey, man, all right. 1000 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,283 You guys need any drank? 1001 01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:34,887 - Hey, hey, no. I'm good. - Nah, you sure? You're good? 1002 01:02:34,889 --> 01:02:37,355 All right. Thank you. Thank you, Sid. Thank you, Sid. 1003 01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:39,123 Whoa! 1004 01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:42,594 Uh, sorry, there's just no cups on the table. 1005 01:02:42,596 --> 01:02:45,463 Let me tell you, this right here... 1006 01:02:45,465 --> 01:02:50,101 This is an original Oakland oak tree stump. 1007 01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:52,470 That's 140 years old right there. 1008 01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:55,173 Was. Look at all those rings. 1009 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:56,341 - Wow. - Amazing. 1010 01:02:56,343 --> 01:02:57,342 Well, hey, you just let me know. 1011 01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:59,911 There's plenty of drank in the kitchen, homies. 1012 01:02:59,913 --> 01:03:00,980 Feel free. 1013 01:03:03,584 --> 01:03:07,151 So I'm gonna go get some "drank" from the kitchen. 1014 01:03:07,153 --> 01:03:08,455 Get me whatever you having. 1015 01:03:10,658 --> 01:03:13,257 Oh, what in the... 1016 01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:15,060 No! 1017 01:03:17,964 --> 01:03:20,166 Kwik Way does not cater, people! 1018 01:03:20,933 --> 01:03:22,299 It's quick, 1019 01:03:22,301 --> 01:03:24,301 it's around the way. 1020 01:03:24,303 --> 01:03:25,936 It's in the name. 1021 01:03:25,938 --> 01:03:28,105 This is some jank ass shit right here. 1022 01:03:33,412 --> 01:03:35,981 - You good, bruh? - Yeah, I'm good, bruh. 1023 01:03:37,317 --> 01:03:39,316 Oh, the grill. 1024 01:03:39,318 --> 01:03:41,017 You have a grill in. 1025 01:03:41,019 --> 01:03:43,253 Wow. 1026 01:03:43,255 --> 01:03:46,991 You know, you don't have to act ghetto to hang out here. 1027 01:03:47,993 --> 01:03:49,360 Welcome to Oakland. 1028 01:03:50,429 --> 01:03:53,064 Have fun, bud. 1029 01:04:00,139 --> 01:04:01,504 - Oh, man. - Oh, Lord. 1030 01:04:01,506 --> 01:04:04,474 - Oh, God, what happened? - Some hipster kid by the drinks, 1031 01:04:04,476 --> 01:04:06,009 full on culture vulture. 1032 01:04:06,011 --> 01:04:09,279 - "What it do, my bruh. It's lit." -No. No, no, no. 1033 01:04:09,281 --> 01:04:12,415 I'm like, um, "Don't talk like that. That's not you." 1034 01:04:12,417 --> 01:04:13,583 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1035 01:04:13,585 --> 01:04:14,586 Somebody had to tell him. 1036 01:04:19,091 --> 01:04:21,525 You know what? I made two more in the kitchen, I'll be right back. 1037 01:04:21,527 --> 01:04:23,192 Oh, my goodness. 1038 01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:25,796 It's so... 1039 01:04:25,798 --> 01:04:28,464 Oh, man, I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be here. I'm telling you. 1040 01:04:28,466 --> 01:04:31,301 - Fuck. - Yo, what up, my man? 1041 01:04:31,303 --> 01:04:33,502 No! No! Outside! No! No! 1042 01:04:33,504 --> 01:04:34,571 Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! 1043 01:04:34,573 --> 01:04:36,039 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1044 01:04:36,041 --> 01:04:37,641 - Get the fuck out, Miles! - You okay? 1045 01:04:37,643 --> 01:04:39,710 Move! Get out the fucking way. 1046 01:04:39,712 --> 01:04:40,777 All right, man. 1047 01:04:40,779 --> 01:04:42,612 - No, wait, Terry! - No. 1048 01:04:42,614 --> 01:04:44,447 I knew we shouldn't have come here. 1049 01:04:44,449 --> 01:04:46,382 - God fucking damn it. - What the fuck ever, bruh. 1050 01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:48,517 - Fuck is wrong with you, nigga? - Do what the fuck I want, man. 1051 01:04:48,519 --> 01:04:50,352 - Hey, white boy! - Fucking... 1052 01:04:50,354 --> 01:04:52,421 - No! Get over here! - Don't! Don't! 1053 01:04:52,423 --> 01:04:53,590 Come on. 1054 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:56,527 Come on, boy! 1055 01:05:03,034 --> 01:05:04,132 Collin! 1056 01:05:05,536 --> 01:05:07,404 - Collin! - Come on, get out! Get... 1057 01:05:18,816 --> 01:05:20,251 Fuck! 1058 01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:23,353 Stop it! 1059 01:05:24,287 --> 01:05:25,489 Oh, my God! 1060 01:05:27,525 --> 01:05:29,424 What the fuck are you doing? 1061 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,654 What the fuck you think you're doing, man? 1062 01:05:58,656 --> 01:06:00,589 Come on, this is my fucking house! 1063 01:06:00,591 --> 01:06:02,726 Get the fuck out of here, man! 1064 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:08,863 Get the hell out! 1065 01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,299 Yeah, dude, go home. 1066 01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:13,570 Get the fuck out of where? 1067 01:06:15,104 --> 01:06:16,138 Huh? 1068 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:20,277 Get the fuck out of where? 1069 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,811 No! No! 1070 01:06:23,813 --> 01:06:25,315 He's got a gun! 1071 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,215 Huh? 1072 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:32,119 - Miles! - Y'all get the fuck out of here! 1073 01:06:32,121 --> 01:06:34,290 - Miles! - Y'all get the fuck out! 1074 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:35,657 Miles! 1075 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,725 Oh, yeah, y'all love Oakland now, huh? 1076 01:06:37,727 --> 01:06:40,129 - Hey, stop it! Hey! - Get the fuck out of here! 1077 01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:41,863 Go! 1078 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:47,403 Terry! Terry, are you okay? 1079 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,618 - Give me my fucking gun, bruh. - What in the hell? Fucking no! 1080 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,920 - Give me my fucking gun! Hey! Hey! - Are you fucking crazy? 1081 01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:08,722 It really had to go down like that, Miles, tonight? 1082 01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:11,290 What the fuck, man, and then what? 1083 01:07:11,292 --> 01:07:12,693 Then they gonna call the fucking cops, 1084 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,628 and they gonna shoot my black ass and not you! 1085 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:17,196 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1086 01:07:17,198 --> 01:07:18,765 You didn't do shit back there! 1087 01:07:18,767 --> 01:07:20,734 - That... - You didn't do shit, bruh! 1088 01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:22,268 That is Nak's partner! 1089 01:07:22,270 --> 01:07:24,270 I don't give a fuck who the fuck it is! 1090 01:07:24,272 --> 01:07:27,239 Nak's partner, is that yo' partner? No! 1091 01:07:27,241 --> 01:07:30,376 Is that yo' partner? No! 1092 01:07:30,378 --> 01:07:32,580 You know how many times I'da have yo' back out here? 1093 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:35,682 How many motherfucking times I'da stepped up fo yo' ass? Huh? 1094 01:07:35,684 --> 01:07:37,450 And you didn't do shit to help me! 1095 01:07:37,452 --> 01:07:38,885 - Because... - Look at my face, bruh! 1096 01:07:38,887 --> 01:07:40,821 Because it was fucking stupid, Miles! 1097 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:44,256 Look who the fuck I am? Where the fuck I am, Collin? 1098 01:07:44,258 --> 01:07:45,925 That's how the fuck I survive out here! 1099 01:07:45,927 --> 01:07:47,961 You wanna act brand-new, then fine. 1100 01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:51,964 Go ahead. Be a hipster, get a tech job or some shit. 1101 01:07:51,966 --> 01:07:54,668 And go act like you don't know where the fuck you from! 1102 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:57,470 I ain't got to prove to nobody where the fuck I'm from! 1103 01:07:57,472 --> 01:07:58,437 Oh, good for you! 1104 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:00,073 Nigga, you got something to prove to everybody! 1105 01:08:00,075 --> 01:08:04,945 Yeah? That's 'cause I'm livin' somewhere where now everybody got me fucked up! 1106 01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:07,213 You ain't gotta do shit! You ain't gotta... 1107 01:08:07,215 --> 01:08:09,815 You ain't gotta worry about you changing up your clothes or your lifestyle. 1108 01:08:09,817 --> 01:08:11,416 You ain't gotta worry about none of that shit! 1109 01:08:11,418 --> 01:08:13,451 You're a big black dude 1110 01:08:13,453 --> 01:08:16,590 with fucking braids in Oakland! 1111 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:19,792 Nobody is misreading you, Collin. 1112 01:08:19,794 --> 01:08:20,895 Yeah. 1113 01:08:21,996 --> 01:08:23,463 Yeah, I know. 1114 01:08:24,331 --> 01:08:25,465 Yeah? 1115 01:08:27,001 --> 01:08:28,268 Yeah. 1116 01:08:29,302 --> 01:08:30,404 Yeah? 1117 01:08:31,572 --> 01:08:33,841 - Yeah, my nigga. - Yeah, bruh. 1118 01:08:34,676 --> 01:08:36,711 Nope. Say it. 1119 01:08:39,981 --> 01:08:41,281 What? 1120 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:44,184 Say "nigga." 1121 01:08:48,287 --> 01:08:50,722 - Oh, fuck you! - Say it! 1122 01:08:50,724 --> 01:08:53,391 Say, "Yeah, my nigga!" 1123 01:08:53,393 --> 01:08:54,927 - No, and you know... - Why? Why? 1124 01:08:54,929 --> 01:08:58,029 - Come the fuck on! - But... But why? 1125 01:08:58,031 --> 01:09:00,665 'Cause you know I don't say that shit! 1126 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:02,967 But what? So it's okay for me to call you nigga, nigga? 1127 01:09:02,969 --> 01:09:05,003 You been calling me that since we were fucking 12 years old. 1128 01:09:05,005 --> 01:09:06,839 I'm not gonna stop you now. Do what the fuck you want to, 1129 01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:08,707 - say what you want to say. - Nigga, if that is so disrespectful, 1130 01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:11,343 then why is it okay for me to call you that? 1131 01:09:14,781 --> 01:09:16,982 You're a fucking nigga! 1132 01:09:16,984 --> 01:09:19,818 - You're a fucking nigga, Miles! - Why are we talking about... 1133 01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:21,787 You out here acting an ass 1134 01:09:21,789 --> 01:09:24,823 like it ain't no fucking consequences for that shit. 1135 01:09:24,825 --> 01:09:27,992 And every nigga who sees me thinks that I do the same 1136 01:09:27,994 --> 01:09:32,797 dumb, fuckin' ignorant, gun-carrying shit that you do! 1137 01:09:32,799 --> 01:09:36,000 But I've been taking care of my shit! 1138 01:09:36,002 --> 01:09:39,571 I fucking... Don't I do our timecards every week? 1139 01:09:39,573 --> 01:09:43,074 I pick us up. I keep you out of dumb shit, 1140 01:09:43,076 --> 01:09:45,476 and then what do you do? 1141 01:09:45,478 --> 01:09:49,479 You go out and you buy a fucking gun for what? 1142 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:51,849 For your family? 1143 01:09:51,851 --> 01:09:55,956 You are the nigger that they are out here looking for! 1144 01:10:02,995 --> 01:10:04,898 Where the fuck you goin'? 1145 01:10:07,399 --> 01:10:08,968 Where the fuck are you goin'? 1146 01:10:12,370 --> 01:10:13,438 Collin! 1147 01:10:15,908 --> 01:10:17,375 Collin! 1148 01:10:23,381 --> 01:10:25,017 Well then, fuck you then! 1149 01:10:28,554 --> 01:10:29,889 You hear that? 1150 01:10:31,891 --> 01:10:33,592 Then, fuck you then! 1151 01:10:51,010 --> 01:10:54,044 You better not have no fuckin' gun on you, 'cause... 1152 01:10:58,383 --> 01:11:00,350 Miles, what the hell happened? 1153 01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:57,066 - Ow, Ash. - Shut up. 1154 01:12:59,603 --> 01:13:02,237 - Ow, the shit's broken! - Shut up! 1155 01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:04,739 I got into a fucking fight! The fuck you want me to do about it, huh? 1156 01:13:04,741 --> 01:13:06,041 You wanna fight about the shit too? 1157 01:13:06,043 --> 01:13:08,509 You're picking the wrong fights, all right? 1158 01:13:08,511 --> 01:13:11,679 This is already hard. This is work. He is work, 1159 01:13:11,681 --> 01:13:13,781 and I don't feel like you are here with me right now! 1160 01:13:13,783 --> 01:13:15,684 I didn't buy that gun on no tough shit, all right? 1161 01:13:15,686 --> 01:13:18,021 I know why you thought you needed to buy a gun! 1162 01:13:23,525 --> 01:13:26,195 Just let me ask you something. 1163 01:13:27,630 --> 01:13:29,763 Were you afraid 1164 01:13:29,765 --> 01:13:31,901 when you came out here 1165 01:13:32,835 --> 01:13:35,738 and saw Sean holding a gun? 1166 01:13:42,778 --> 01:13:43,946 Yes. 1167 01:13:45,581 --> 01:13:46,983 And do you think 1168 01:13:48,283 --> 01:13:52,218 if you would have possibly told me about buying a gun 1169 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:54,924 that I might have seen the scenario coming? 1170 01:14:02,331 --> 01:14:04,600 I'm sorry. I didn't... 1171 01:14:08,204 --> 01:14:09,672 I'm sorry. 1172 01:14:15,944 --> 01:14:20,115 Well, maybe if you niggas weren't so wild all the fuckin' time. 1173 01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:23,151 Could you not call me that? 1174 01:14:23,818 --> 01:14:25,018 What, "nigga"? 1175 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,288 Yeah, can you not call me that, please? 1176 01:14:32,693 --> 01:14:33,927 Okay. 1177 01:15:06,994 --> 01:15:08,195 Hi. 1178 01:15:10,097 --> 01:15:11,198 Hi. 1179 01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:16,668 Um... 1180 01:15:16,670 --> 01:15:18,037 How's the... 1181 01:15:18,039 --> 01:15:20,372 How's the memorizing coming? 1182 01:15:20,374 --> 01:15:22,908 Yeah, just trying to learn these psych terms. 1183 01:15:22,910 --> 01:15:24,243 What did you come up with 1184 01:15:24,245 --> 01:15:28,013 for the double picture one? 1185 01:15:28,015 --> 01:15:29,648 The face and the vase one? 1186 01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:30,949 Oh, I like that one. 1187 01:15:30,951 --> 01:15:34,254 It was "blindspotting." 1188 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:37,055 Why "blindspotting"? 1189 01:15:37,057 --> 01:15:39,324 'Cause it's all about how you can look at something, 1190 01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:42,727 and there can be another thing there that you aren't seeing. 1191 01:15:42,729 --> 01:15:44,862 So you got a blind spot. 1192 01:15:44,864 --> 01:15:48,299 But if somebody points out 1193 01:15:48,301 --> 01:15:49,867 the other picture to you, 1194 01:15:49,869 --> 01:15:51,102 doesn't that make it 1195 01:15:51,104 --> 01:15:52,671 not a blind spot anymore? 1196 01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:55,739 No, 'cause you can't go against 1197 01:15:55,741 --> 01:15:57,208 what your brain wants to see first. 1198 01:15:57,210 --> 01:16:00,145 Unless you spend the time to retrain your brain, which is hella hard, 1199 01:16:00,147 --> 01:16:03,013 so you're always gonna be instinctually blind 1200 01:16:03,015 --> 01:16:04,885 to the spot you weren't seeing. 1201 01:16:13,993 --> 01:16:15,294 Collin? 1202 01:16:19,132 --> 01:16:21,000 When you look at me now, 1203 01:16:22,218 --> 01:16:23,651 do you always see 1204 01:16:23,653 --> 01:16:24,821 the fight first? 1205 01:16:41,871 --> 01:16:43,170 Good night, Valerie. 1206 01:16:43,172 --> 01:16:44,373 Collin... 1207 01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:21,194 You late. 1208 01:19:22,228 --> 01:19:24,161 We gotta go straight to the first move, all right? 1209 01:19:24,163 --> 01:19:25,997 I got the address from the office. 1210 01:19:25,999 --> 01:19:27,331 Just gotta put my shoes on. Come on. 1211 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,535 Nah, I'm good out here. 1212 01:19:30,302 --> 01:19:31,470 Fine. 1213 01:19:41,447 --> 01:19:44,115 Congratulations, Collin. 1214 01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:45,485 Thank you, Sean. 1215 01:19:47,152 --> 01:19:49,055 It's real nice of you, bruh. 1216 01:19:50,456 --> 01:19:52,022 Ow, okay. 1217 01:19:52,024 --> 01:19:54,525 Okay. It's not a good time. Sean. 1218 01:19:54,527 --> 01:19:56,561 Sean, all right, cut it out. 1219 01:19:56,563 --> 01:19:58,128 Sean, all right, enough. 1220 01:19:58,130 --> 01:19:59,964 I'm serious. Sean, enough. 1221 01:19:59,966 --> 01:20:01,965 Enough. Hey! Hey, stop! 1222 01:20:01,967 --> 01:20:03,469 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1223 01:20:06,405 --> 01:20:08,540 What did he just say? 1224 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:11,575 Oh, are you outside practicing with Collin? 1225 01:20:11,577 --> 01:20:14,377 He's a little too young for the pamphlets that your mama gave us, 1226 01:20:14,379 --> 01:20:16,549 but I'm trying to get ahead early. 1227 01:20:40,540 --> 01:20:43,206 - Good morning. - Commander Moving for Rachel. 1228 01:20:43,208 --> 01:20:46,376 So, it's just a ton of boxes in the living room, mostly. 1229 01:20:46,378 --> 01:20:50,380 Uh, my son and I are gonna take off, 1230 01:20:50,382 --> 01:20:53,583 but my, um, husband is inside somewhere if you wanna go... 1231 01:20:53,585 --> 01:20:56,219 Okay, so everything is just in here then? 1232 01:20:56,221 --> 01:20:57,621 Yes. 1233 01:20:57,623 --> 01:20:59,121 Um... 1234 01:20:59,123 --> 01:21:01,990 Sorry about that. I canceled the service, 1235 01:21:01,992 --> 01:21:04,093 but it beeps by default when it's open. 1236 01:21:04,095 --> 01:21:06,131 Just close the door behind you when you're done. 1237 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:44,968 I left my jacket inside, so I'll go get the last box. 1238 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,415 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 1239 01:23:47,757 --> 01:23:49,258 Collin! 1240 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,672 Shit. 1241 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:04,436 Collin! 1242 01:24:04,438 --> 01:24:06,542 Yo, Collin! Hey, bro, we need to... 1243 01:24:07,809 --> 01:24:09,043 - Uh-uh-uh-uh. - Shit! 1244 01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:14,115 Don't. Don't. 1245 01:24:25,794 --> 01:24:28,094 Does this scare you, huh? 1246 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:32,668 Fuck you know about being scared? 1247 01:24:34,368 --> 01:24:37,238 Were you afraid someone was gonna come find you? 1248 01:24:38,406 --> 01:24:39,541 Huh? 1249 01:24:41,174 --> 01:24:42,473 - Bruh. - What? Nigga, I'm just... 1250 01:24:42,475 --> 01:24:44,345 I'm just talking to him! 1251 01:24:44,745 --> 01:24:46,279 Ha! 1252 01:24:49,483 --> 01:24:51,885 You said make it pretty, right? 1253 01:24:51,887 --> 01:24:54,589 It's the bounce of it. They like the bounce of it. 1254 01:25:03,363 --> 01:25:06,567 Like a tree on a sign, nigga, we cut right down. 1255 01:25:09,503 --> 01:25:11,637 Paul Bunyan-ass cops, 1256 01:25:11,639 --> 01:25:13,672 come to chop me at the knees 1257 01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:16,142 and search the trunk in my own town. 1258 01:25:17,410 --> 01:25:19,680 Did you count his rings when you bled him? 1259 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:21,616 Huh? 1260 01:25:22,282 --> 01:25:24,482 When you dead him? 1261 01:25:24,484 --> 01:25:27,285 Do you understand? How old was he? 1262 01:25:27,287 --> 01:25:28,889 Nigga, how old was he? 1263 01:25:31,191 --> 01:25:33,761 - He was 26. - Twenty-six? 1264 01:25:35,529 --> 01:25:39,397 That's how many years you decided didn't mean shit. 1265 01:25:39,399 --> 01:25:41,568 All this talking don't mean shit. 1266 01:25:42,502 --> 01:25:44,637 I mean, shit! 1267 01:27:56,702 --> 01:27:59,369 The difference between me and you is... 1268 01:28:01,672 --> 01:28:03,340 I ain't no killer. 1269 01:28:08,647 --> 01:28:10,014 I ain't no killer. 1270 01:28:33,671 --> 01:28:35,471 I didn't mean to. 1271 01:28:39,075 --> 01:28:40,611 Are you sure? 1272 01:29:37,666 --> 01:29:39,001 You good? 1273 01:29:51,446 --> 01:29:52,816 No. 1274 01:29:56,452 --> 01:29:57,653 Yeah. 1275 01:30:04,927 --> 01:30:08,461 Well, our next move is... 1276 01:30:08,463 --> 01:30:13,734 Heather Neel in the hills, so... 1277 01:30:13,736 --> 01:30:16,002 You got anything else you wanna get off your chest, 1278 01:30:16,004 --> 01:30:19,742 I feel like now's a good time, 'cause I don't think we can 1279 01:30:20,942 --> 01:30:22,743 point another gun at a customer, 1280 01:30:22,745 --> 01:30:26,146 I feel like we get, like, one of those a day, 1281 01:30:26,148 --> 01:30:28,550 or a week or never. 1282 01:30:33,889 --> 01:30:36,658 You pulling guns on people and I'm driving? 1283 01:30:37,959 --> 01:30:39,760 Everything is upside down today, man. 1284 01:30:39,762 --> 01:30:42,528 Whatcha want me to drink this green juice too, huh? 1285 01:30:42,530 --> 01:30:44,531 That make you feel better? 1286 01:30:44,533 --> 01:30:47,800 I'll drink it, man. I'll... I'll drink this shit. 1287 01:30:50,171 --> 01:30:52,672 Fuck it, man. Fuck it. 1288 01:30:52,674 --> 01:30:54,176 - Make you happy? - Mmm-hmm. 1289 01:30:55,643 --> 01:30:58,046 Oh, it smells disgusting. Fuck. 1290 01:31:04,953 --> 01:31:06,821 Son-of-a-bitch, this shit ain't bad, bruh. 1291 01:31:08,222 --> 01:31:09,757 Fuck, man. 1292 01:31:10,591 --> 01:31:11,691 That shit ain't bad. 1293 01:31:11,693 --> 01:31:15,127 That's like the initial shock. It get better then. 1294 01:31:15,129 --> 01:31:17,195 - This is so green, you know? - It's so green. 1295 01:31:17,197 --> 01:31:18,700 Okay. 1296 01:31:27,709 --> 01:31:29,875 A'ight, who's the next move? 1297 01:31:29,877 --> 01:31:32,012 It's Heather Neel. 1298 01:31:33,180 --> 01:31:34,880 Oh, shit. 1299 01:31:34,882 --> 01:31:36,315 That's Derek Carr's girlfriend. 1300 01:31:36,317 --> 01:31:39,685 - Who's that? - Quarterback of the Raiders. 1301 01:31:39,687 --> 01:31:41,921 Oh, hell, no! That's the next move? 1302 01:31:41,923 --> 01:31:44,055 Oh, it's my time to air out now, boy! 1303 01:31:44,057 --> 01:31:45,825 Shit, I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind 1304 01:31:45,827 --> 01:31:47,159 about her lil boyfriend. 1305 01:31:47,161 --> 01:31:49,027 He a town traitor, as far as I'm concerned. 1306 01:31:49,029 --> 01:31:51,664 I mean, how the Raiders gonna move to Las Vegas? 1307 01:31:51,666 --> 01:31:52,797 Unacceptable! 1308 01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:55,000 So what, y'all fucks with the Raiders now? 1309 01:31:55,002 --> 01:31:56,234 Don't be absurd, Collin. 1310 01:31:56,236 --> 01:31:57,903 That would be disloyal of me to do. 1311 01:31:57,905 --> 01:31:59,304 I can't stoop to their level. 1312 01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:02,775 I'm just mad at them forcing me into this very confusing position. 1313 01:32:02,777 --> 01:32:05,643 Uh-huh. - Loyalty is tricky, Collin. It's a moving target. 1314 01:32:05,645 --> 01:32:07,918 Bet you wish you were a better moving target. 1315 01:32:07,948 --> 01:32:09,781 You tryin' to talk about my face, bruh? 1316 01:32:09,783 --> 01:32:11,149 Too soon, man! 1317 01:32:11,151 --> 01:32:12,784 Hey, you look fucked up. 1318 01:32:12,786 --> 01:32:14,152 I am fucked up. 1319 01:32:15,858 --> 01:32:26,334 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync to BLU-RAY by Smurf