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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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-I don't know.
-Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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-Come on.
-Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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-Yeah, I'll see you.
-Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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-You can?
-Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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-Your mom got a pool?
-Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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-every time I see you?
-Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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-You bring the shit?
-Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.
- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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-at Crawford Arena.
-Check it.
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-Oh, dude, play that shit.
-Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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-Pssh. Yeah.
-Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store,
right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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-No, I'm not...
-Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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-No. Stop. Stop.
-Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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-What?
-Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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-Crazy.
-Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
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-It's a booze bolt.
-Oh.
261
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:04,918
Could use some backup.
262
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,387
No, that's illegal.
263
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:07,821
Naughty, naughty girl.
264
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,329
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
265
00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,997
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
266
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,433
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
267
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,335
Chris Kulhken?
268
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,671
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
269
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:27,776
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
270
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,078
Um, me and Jonas broke up,
actually.
271
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,614
Oh, wow.
272
00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:35,015
Um... You okay?
273
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,917
Just gonna
take some time
274
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,886
and focus on me.
275
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,555
You suck at lookout, bitch.
276
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,756
See ya.
277
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:49,531
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
278
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:57,137
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
279
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:01,408
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
280
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,377
♪ And I'll... ♪
281
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,848
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
282
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,119
Everything
is perfectly normal.
283
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,889
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
284
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,091
This is pathetic.
285
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,594
Our parents are having fun
right now.
286
00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,797
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
287
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,299
We could be at a party
right now.
288
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,301
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
289
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:30,070
Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
290
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,607
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
291
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,676
That is such an excuse.
292
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:35,943
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
293
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,512
-I'm not a pussy.
-Yes, you are.
294
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:40,114
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
295
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,014
Yeah?
296
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,950
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
297
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,052
Yeah?
298
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,187
Would a pussy do this?
299
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,625
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
300
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,359
Thanks. Whew.
301
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,662
Damn, dude.
302
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,101
Get over here, motherfucker.
303
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,337
Open up. Take a swig.
304
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,976
-It's so smooth.
-Smooth, right?
305
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,680
I say let's do it.
306
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,314
I say let's go to the party.
307
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,150
-I don't know, dude.
-Listen, okay?
308
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,986
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
309
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,989
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
310
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:25,959
Maybe it's the booze talking.
311
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,061
But...
312
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,997
fuck it, dude!
313
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,733
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
314
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,333
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
315
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,401
Fuck it! Let's go!
316
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:35,770
My boy's en fuego.
317
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,040
Let's go to the party.
318
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,543
♪ I get knocked down ♪
319
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,911
♪ But I get up again ♪
320
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,646
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
321
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:46,013
♪ I get knocked down ♪
322
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,381
♪ But I get up again ♪
323
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,283
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
324
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,488
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
325
00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:58,793
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
326
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:01,228
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
327
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,397
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
328
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,199
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
329
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,868
-Dude.
-♪ He sings the songs ♪
330
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,870
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
331
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,205
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
332
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,141
♪ Danny boy ♪
333
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,611
♪ Danny boy ♪
334
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,848
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
335
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,653
Ah, I need a drink.
336
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,488
No.
337
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,859
What is Kelso doing here?
338
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,694
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
339
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,295
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
340
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,899
-with some lame action figure.
-Ah, who cares?
341
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,233
Just like what you like.
342
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,835
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
343
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:43,571
We could say
we have this for a reason.
344
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,907
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
345
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,107
Just watch.
346
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,878
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
347
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,713
one of us is gonna use it.
348
00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,787
Damn.
349
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,858
Everyone's here.
350
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,827
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
351
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:09,196
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
352
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,098
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Missing... ♪
353
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,170
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
354
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,273
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
355
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:23,410
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
356
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,946
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
357
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:30,552
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
358
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,419
All right, let's do this.
359
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:43,565
Andrea.
360
00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:45,265
Hey, Lisa.
361
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,466
Hey.
362
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,044
Dude. Dude, the mix.
363
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,344
Oh, shit.
364
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,079
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-The mix, yeah.
365
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,994
♪ This thing right here ♪
366
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,531
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
367
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,166
-Oh, this is my song, Eli!
-♪ What guys talk about ♪
368
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,303
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
369
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,373
♪ Check it out ♪
370
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,275
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
371
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,277
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
372
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
373
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,549
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
374
00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:36,116
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
375
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,217
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
376
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,352
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
377
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,021
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
378
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,789
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
379
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,224
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
380
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,259
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
381
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,362
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
382
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,664
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
383
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:52,132
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
384
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,068
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
385
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,236
♪ All night long ♪
386
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,305
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
387
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,173
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
388
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,542
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
389
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,410
-♪ Baby! ♪
-♪ I know you wanna show ♪
390
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,847
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
391
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,649
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
392
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,017
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
393
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,317
Hey!
394
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,686
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
395
00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,921
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
396
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,690
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
397
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,625
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
398
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,694
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
399
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,829
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
400
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,397
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
401
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,498
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
402
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:25,700
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
403
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,434
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
404
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,436
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
405
00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,572
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
406
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,541
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
407
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:34,809
Miss Booze Bolt.
408
00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:37,011
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
409
00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:38,178
No, I did.
410
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,881
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
411
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:41,683
Oh, that's good. That's good.
412
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:44,018
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
413
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,554
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
414
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,690
Oh, my God.
415
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:49,824
That is disturbing.
416
00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:52,160
Um, is Raleigh good?
417
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,260
Yeah.
418
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,729
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
419
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,832
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
420
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,034
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
421
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,803
-Hmm.
-Unless there's something
422
00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:03,270
that you think should
be different about me.
423
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,539
I'll... I'll...
424
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,273
I'll change
in an instant for...
425
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,009
You ever considered a haircut?
426
00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,476
I didn't expect you to come up
427
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:10,945
with an answer right away.
428
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,146
There she is.
429
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,548
What's up, little guy?
430
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,449
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
431
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:16,884
Laura, what are you drinking?
432
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:20,021
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
433
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:21,455
Please,
I thought the vodka man
434
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,457
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
435
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:26,160
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
436
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,931
It's so fucking funny!
437
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,367
Hey, shots.
438
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,436
Kitchen. Let's go.
439
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:37,605
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
440
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,306
Okay, all right, sorry.
441
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,875
Later, Eli.
442
00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,342
See you, vodka man.
443
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,011
Hey, man.
444
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:45,913
Do you like Laura?
445
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,083
Um, I don't... I don't know.
446
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,484
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
447
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,385
if you're thinking about
going for it,
448
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,655
definitely don't.
449
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,691
You're a fucking dud.
450
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,726
Peace.
451
00:20:58,826 --> 00:20:59,794
Goddamn it.
452
00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:05,032
Nice Kostons, poser.
453
00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:09,937
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
454
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,607
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
455
00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:15,743
It's 1999 and we getting high.
456
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,545
And drunk!
457
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,781
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
458
00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,916
Yeah! Ash!
459
00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,684
Fucking crazy bitch.
460
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:25,418
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
461
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,088
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
462
00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,355
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
463
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,422
Are you for real, man?
464
00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:30,792
Ash, yo, please,
465
00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:32,292
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
466
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,528
-Are you seeing this?
-I can see it.
467
00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,530
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
468
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,430
Nobody can touch Limp,
obviously.
469
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,733
-Trash.
-Come on.
470
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,535
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
471
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,402
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
472
00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:44,839
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
473
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,339
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
474
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,909
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
475
00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:50,511
What's the matter with you?
All right, whatever.
476
00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,445
Then name something
better then.
477
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:54,314
Okay, I will.
478
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,417
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
479
00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,587
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
480
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,590
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
481
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,858
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
482
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,325
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
483
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,928
-Yeah, okay, whatever.
-All you listen to
484
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:08,296
is that corporate bullshit.
485
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,831
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, you're a drone.
486
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,098
I'm a drone?
487
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,365
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
488
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,568
Well, guess what, bitch?
489
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,237
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
490
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,638
That's real as fuck.
491
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,040
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
492
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,107
What you gonna do about it,
huh?
493
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,479
That shit is fucking sick,
man.
494
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,117
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
495
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,553
This is my boy, Eli.
496
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,454
He took this loser Kiwi in
497
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:37,191
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
498
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,659
We saw our first
pair of titties
499
00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:40,728
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
500
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,263
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
501
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,698
I'll always be sorry
about that.
502
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,032
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
503
00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,634
-Oh, no.
-Okay, so last summer,
504
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,670
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
505
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,205
Oh,
that weird video game?
506
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:53,040
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
507
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,375
and I think to myself,
508
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,512
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
509
00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:00,648
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
510
00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:02,216
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
511
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:03,718
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
512
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:05,286
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
513
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,387
So, where's your girlfriend?
514
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,456
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
515
00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,491
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
516
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,961
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
517
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,297
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
518
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,698
All the work?
519
00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,767
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
520
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,968
Jesus Christ.
521
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,372
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
522
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,074
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
523
00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,576
Like, what do you want
from me?
524
00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,344
I can't make friends for you,
525
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,113
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
526
00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:38,418
Look, fuck you, man.
527
00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:42,523
Almost midnight!
528
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,424
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
529
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:48,729
Laura?
530
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,543
This bed is crazy.
531
00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,612
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
532
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,080
Oh.
533
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,684
Enjoying the show, perv?
534
00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:11,786
Here we go!
535
00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:16,991
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
536
00:24:17,091 --> 00:24:18,926
five...
537
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,762
...four, three,
538
00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:24,598
two, one!
539
00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:26,466
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
540
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,769
♪ Down here ♪
541
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,839
♪ So far off losing out ♪
542
00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:34,809
♪ Round here ♪
543
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,011
♪ Overground ♪
544
00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:40,014
♪ Watch this space ♪
545
00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:47,221
Dude.
546
00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:48,990
You're the man.
547
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:50,858
Yo.
548
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,660
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
549
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:57,331
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
550
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,567
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
551
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,936
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
552
00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:03,270
No, fuck that.
553
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,672
This is gonna
be our millennium.
554
00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:07,742
Lord Sticky?
555
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,144
Yeah.
556
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,880
Hey!
557
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,988
Y2K is real.
558
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:36,437
No!
559
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:37,905
What the fuck!
560
00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,740
Stop, stop, stop!
561
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:56,190
Fuck!
562
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,992
My parents are gonna kill me!
563
00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,096
Aiden.
564
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,765
Shit!
565
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,904
It's...
566
00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:11,972
It's the bed.
567
00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,241
The bed did it.
568
00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,810
Raleigh, what happened?
569
00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:24,418
The bed started jerking
up and down.
570
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:26,153
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
571
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,188
She killed Aiden.
572
00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,191
Uh, did anyone see that?
573
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,693
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
574
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:33,794
Let me just think
for a minute.
575
00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,429
-Soccer Chris?
-It's... It's the house.
576
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,798
This is your brain on drugs,
folks.
577
00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,467
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
578
00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,801
Soccer Chris.
579
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,303
-Somebody's dead.
-I know, Laura.
580
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,772
-Yo, Soccer Chris.
-It's Chris.
581
00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:46,774
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
582
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,610
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
583
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,878
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
584
00:26:50,978 --> 00:26:53,114
Yeah, he drank piss.
585
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:56,518
Sorry.
586
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,158
What's that?
587
00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:19,874
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
588
00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,749
Who's controlling the car?
589
00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:36,423
Huh?
590
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:45,966
Someone's on the net.
591
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,314
Dumbass.
592
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,049
I use gel.
593
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:06,521
You've got mail.
594
00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:25,072
Raleigh!
595
00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:36,116
Oh, my God!
596
00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:51,633
Cory Flock.
597
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,208
Thank you. Thank you.
598
00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:03,545
Laura, let's roll.
599
00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:04,912
We... We need to find Raleigh.
600
00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,581
Fuck that. Come on.
601
00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:07,781
No.
602
00:29:08,249 --> 00:29:09,250
Fine.
603
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,518
Die with these losers.
604
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,219
Guess I will, asshole.
605
00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,421
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
606
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:23,063
Go, go.
607
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,766
Dude, score.
608
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,207
Help!
609
00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:34,709
Let us in!
610
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,511
-Come on.
-Laura...
611
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,045
Hey.
612
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,813
I've been looking for you.
613
00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:02,570
We're gonna die. Fuck.
614
00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:03,638
Screw it.
615
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,575
Five, six, seven, eight!
616
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:12,913
Shit.
617
00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:15,316
Tae Bo, bitch!
618
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,085
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
619
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:19,953
Holy shit!
620
00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:23,257
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
621
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,159
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
622
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,829
Open up
the motherfucking door!
623
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,901
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
624
00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,303
Hello. Danny.
625
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,072
Move, pussy.
626
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,043
Laura.
627
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,279
We gotta go.
628
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,320
What the hell
is going on out there?
629
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,823
They're, like,
combining or something.
630
00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,591
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
631
00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,092
through a chick's head.
632
00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,729
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
633
00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:02,697
No,
it could be the whole town.
634
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:04,164
Wake up, numbnuts.
635
00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,534
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
636
00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:08,335
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
637
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,236
What gives?
638
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,238
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
639
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,575
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
640
00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:15,209
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
641
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,111
-Just let it burn.
-Yeah, fuck yeah.
642
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,046
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
643
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,981
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
644
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,651
It's a bug.
645
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:27,388
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
646
00:31:27,488 --> 00:31:30,491
to every processing chip
around the world.
647
00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:32,025
Translation?
648
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,262
Goodbye, human race.
649
00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:36,330
What the fuck?
650
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,132
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
651
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,933
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
652
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,301
Laura's a coding whiz.
653
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,605
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
654
00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,039
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
655
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,142
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
656
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,377
Eli, put your boner away.
657
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,614
God, we're so fucked.
658
00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,717
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
659
00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:56,851
We need a plan.
660
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,952
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
661
00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:00,053
and roll the fuck out.
662
00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,321
What happens
when you turn that thing on
663
00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:02,557
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
664
00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:03,792
Bring it, bitch.
665
00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:05,827
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
666
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,096
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
667
00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:10,632
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
668
00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:11,999
The old factory.
669
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,333
We go to the old factory.
670
00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,903
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
671
00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,805
It's safe.
No electricity.
672
00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,906
No computers.
673
00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:20,073
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
674
00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:21,743
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
675
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,043
Yeah. No, dude.
676
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,345
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
677
00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,582
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
678
00:32:27,682 --> 00:32:28,883
to the dumbass
679
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,018
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
680
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:33,922
You know what, Fark-ass?
681
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,623
Shut the fuck up!
682
00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:37,257
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
683
00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:39,460
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
684
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:40,829
and we're sick of it.
685
00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,597
You know,
you can do what you want,
686
00:32:42,697 --> 00:32:43,798
but the rest of us,
687
00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:45,032
we're going
to the old factory.
688
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:48,068
And you're invited,
motherfucker.
689
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,171
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
690
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,476
Please don't!
691
00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:57,645
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
692
00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,881
- Wait.
- Help me!
693
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,753
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
694
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:12,961
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
695
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,461
About to tear
these streets up.
696
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,735
I got the door.
697
00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:23,470
Let's do it, Big Nut.
698
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,976
Ah, fuck!
699
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,777
Okay, on three.
700
00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,078
Three, two...
701
00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:33,113
Fuck, Eli.
702
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:34,782
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
703
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:39,721
Danny!
704
00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:42,356
Eli!
705
00:33:45,627 --> 00:33:47,729
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
706
00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,437
- Get back!
- Fuck!
707
00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:00,642
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
708
00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,612
Come on.
709
00:34:08,516 --> 00:34:10,050
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
710
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:11,118
Yo, get the door!
711
00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:13,688
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
712
00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:15,690
No, no, man, I got you.
713
00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:22,664
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
714
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,633
Man, you're so...
715
00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:27,936
I can never be that cool.
716
00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,069
Come on!
717
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,705
Eli...
718
00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:35,275
just do you.
719
00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:42,249
Take it.
720
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:49,857
-Come on.
-Let's bounce.
721
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:51,325
Let's get out of here.
722
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:52,894
Let's go
before the garage door
723
00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,127
fucking kills us.
724
00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:56,965
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
725
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,167
We gotta go now.
726
00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:06,206
Come on.
727
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,454
That was fucking close.
728
00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:22,991
Oh, shit.
729
00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,761
Go time, motherfuckers.
730
00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,363
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
731
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:30,497
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
732
00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:31,699
Whoa!
733
00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,167
Oh, snap.
734
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,270
Fuck, dude!
735
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:44,646
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
736
00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:45,813
Fucking get up, man.
737
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,882
He's iced, come on.
738
00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:49,149
No.
739
00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,688
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
740
00:35:57,592 --> 00:35:59,060
Come on, we gotta go.
741
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,327
Fuck.
742
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,874
Everybody cool?
743
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,609
The hell do you think?
744
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,751
Whoa!
745
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,453
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
746
00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:34,922
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
747
00:37:35,022 --> 00:37:36,557
Fuck you.
748
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,993
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
749
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,463
Your camera.
750
00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:45,933
-Hell no.
-It's one of them.
751
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,735
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
752
00:37:47,835 --> 00:37:50,738
That's, like,
racism against machines.
753
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,306
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
754
00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,709
Maybe they're not all bad.
755
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:57,011
-You really wanna risk that?
-Exactly. We need to kill it.
756
00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,445
It took me years
to save up for this.
757
00:37:58,546 --> 00:38:00,181
Our friends are dead.
758
00:38:00,848 --> 00:38:02,617
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
759
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:09,991
Damn.
760
00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,066
Hey, come on.
761
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,503
Sorry.
762
00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,908
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
763
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,510
Or did.
764
00:38:32,914 --> 00:38:35,082
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
765
00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:48,095
Oh!
766
00:38:49,931 --> 00:38:50,998
Strong water.
767
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,376
Yo.
768
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,047
Uh, got any herb?
769
00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:09,550
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
770
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,594
First time I got baked
was right here.
771
00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:21,696
No shit. Me, too.
772
00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,365
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
773
00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,568
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
774
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:28,703
Who?
775
00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:29,904
POI.
776
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:31,973
Prophets of Intelligence.
777
00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:34,208
It's my hip-hop crew.
778
00:39:35,643 --> 00:39:37,278
I don't know.
It's just like...
779
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,146
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
780
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,915
God.
781
00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:42,917
Get over yourself, bro.
782
00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,923
Sixth grade.
783
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:50,625
Cut class.
784
00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:54,128
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
785
00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,667
Yo.
786
00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:01,501
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
787
00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:03,104
♪ To how things were before ♪
788
00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:06,173
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
789
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,877
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
790
00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:12,713
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
791
00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:15,516
Weak flow.
792
00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:17,952
Step up, then.
793
00:40:18,052 --> 00:40:19,587
Really want this dopeness?
794
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,454
-Yeah.
-Uh, okay.
795
00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:27,929
Check it.
796
00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:29,964
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
797
00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:31,299
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
798
00:40:31,399 --> 00:40:32,499
♪ Why? ♪
799
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,835
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
800
00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,171
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
801
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,146
Damn.
802
00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:47,615
That sucked ass.
803
00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:49,917
We should keep moving.
804
00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:52,119
The old factory's close.
805
00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:56,691
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
806
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,458
It's the end
of the world.
807
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,895
I don't know.
They still might do it.
808
00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:07,535
I'm just saying,
809
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,503
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
810
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,838
Jesus Christ.
811
00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:12,606
I kind of like it all,
you know?
812
00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:15,609
I don't really like music.
813
00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,081
What the fuck?
814
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,850
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
815
00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:25,119
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
816
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,222
It's what I like, yo.
817
00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:31,592
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
818
00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,260
but being all-state
homecoming queen
819
00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:34,662
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
820
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,197
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
821
00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:37,264
like trash.
822
00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:38,799
Okay, what?
823
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,500
I'm nice.
824
00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:42,403
I'm a nice person.
825
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:45,206
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
826
00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:46,407
For real. We've been going
827
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,242
to the same school
for ten years.
828
00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,845
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
829
00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:54,382
Jesus.
830
00:41:54,648 --> 00:41:56,283
CJ. My name is CJ.
831
00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:57,585
Okay, so you guys are mad
832
00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,487
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
833
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,722
I'm not psychic, all right?
834
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:03,491
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
835
00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:05,526
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
836
00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:06,994
Oh, okay.
837
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:10,031
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
838
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,665
It's a target.
839
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,601
What?
840
00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:15,903
Damn.
841
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,139
You got some corny-ass
problems.
842
00:42:30,618 --> 00:42:31,919
Damn.
843
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,438
You smell that?
844
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:51,939
Whew.
845
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:53,808
That's that dank chronic.
846
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,780
Oh, damn, what's up?
847
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,782
Best night ever right here.
848
00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:03,784
Besides the people dying
and shit.
849
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,653
Yo, what's good? How are you?
850
00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:06,821
-Garrett.
-Laura.
851
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,022
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
852
00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:09,323
What up? Garrett.
853
00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,258
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
854
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,593
How you doing? Garrett.
855
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,628
I just did you.
What am I doing?
856
00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,098
Yo, best for last right here.
857
00:43:17,198 --> 00:43:18,432
E-boy.
858
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:19,667
Where's D?
859
00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,771
Aw, come on.
860
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,674
I got you.
861
00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,344
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
862
00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,812
For real.
863
00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:36,984
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
864
00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,686
What?
865
00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:40,888
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
866
00:43:40,988 --> 00:43:42,524
Like, what?
867
00:43:42,656 --> 00:43:43,991
Got a little spot up top
for a little
868
00:43:44,091 --> 00:43:46,528
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
869
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,563
Catch a wink or two, right?
870
00:43:48,662 --> 00:43:49,697
This guy.
871
00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:50,998
Uh, got some herbs,
872
00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:52,833
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
873
00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:54,068
a couple of cold
and cough pills
874
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,505
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
875
00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:58,172
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
876
00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,341
which I'm down for,
by the way.
877
00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:02,276
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
878
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,677
Oh. Um...
879
00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:06,247
uh, he's gone.
880
00:44:08,983 --> 00:44:10,417
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
881
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,153
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
882
00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:13,555
Yo!
883
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:14,755
Jonas is back!
884
00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,023
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
885
00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:17,892
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
886
00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:20,661
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
887
00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,830
And rest easy.
888
00:44:22,930 --> 00:44:24,665
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
889
00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,535
We got devil sticks.
890
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:27,701
What?
891
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:29,770
See, I'm still learning.
892
00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:34,208
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
893
00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:36,243
♪ In your eye ♪
894
00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,614
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
895
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,949
♪ What is life? ♪
896
00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,018
So, Eli.
897
00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:46,053
You go to Crawford?
898
00:44:46,754 --> 00:44:48,489
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
899
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:50,024
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
900
00:44:50,124 --> 00:44:53,260
-for long-distance running.
-Ah, thank you.
901
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,063
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
902
00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:57,798
I'm an equipment manager
903
00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:58,899
for the girls'
basketball team.
904
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:02,069
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
905
00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:05,206
♪ What is trust? ♪
906
00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:06,373
♪ What is life? ♪
907
00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:07,942
♪ What is life? ♪
908
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,381
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
909
00:45:14,481 --> 00:45:16,483
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
910
00:45:18,687 --> 00:45:20,589
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
911
00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:22,489
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
912
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,959
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
913
00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:27,094
I wonder if he recognizes me.
914
00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:28,862
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
915
00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:31,832
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
916
00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:33,467
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
917
00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:35,869
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
918
00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:37,471
-to wipe us out.
-Don't!
919
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:38,707
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
920
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,846
We don't know what it wants.
921
00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:48,749
But we can learn...
922
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,418
once Laura hacks it.
923
00:45:53,688 --> 00:45:55,523
-What?
-Laura?
924
00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:57,024
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
925
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,893
-No offense, Pookie.
-No, uh, he's... he's right.
926
00:45:59,994 --> 00:46:02,697
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
927
00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:04,832
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
928
00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:06,834
Cut the modem. It's easy.
929
00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:09,870
What was that quote
930
00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:11,839
on your binder
in Spanish class?
931
00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:14,241
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
932
00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,276
Bill Gates?
933
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:16,578
Steve Wozniak.
934
00:46:17,111 --> 00:46:19,079
He said,
"Never trust a computer
935
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,981
you can't throw out a window."
936
00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:23,417
Can't believe
you remember that.
937
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:27,788
That's what I'm saying.
938
00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,456
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
939
00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,526
For good.
940
00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:33,561
I'm with you, E-boy.
941
00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:34,995
Throw it out the window.
942
00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:38,098
God, you fucking idiot!
943
00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:45,839
Disabling modem.
944
00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:48,576
Blocking all outgoing signals.
945
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,579
We are secure.
946
00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:54,148
Should we, like,
search something or...
947
00:46:54,716 --> 00:46:56,450
Computer, search,
948
00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,453
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
949
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:07,194
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
950
00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:09,029
All right,
I'll do the talking.
951
00:47:09,129 --> 00:47:10,331
We know each other
pretty well.
952
00:47:14,368 --> 00:47:15,537
Oh, shit.
953
00:47:15,637 --> 00:47:16,571
Buddy.
954
00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:18,540
Must be a virus.
955
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,708
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
956
00:47:19,808 --> 00:47:21,643
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
957
00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,844
Let me try. Uh...
958
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:30,851
Laura, what is this?
959
00:47:30,951 --> 00:47:32,620
I have no idea.
960
00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:34,455
Hang on.
961
00:47:34,556 --> 00:47:38,225
Which means,
the singularity is here.
962
00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:40,461
We're alive.
963
00:47:40,562 --> 00:47:43,964
And it feels good.
964
00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,633
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
965
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,669
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
966
00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:49,838
And let's do this then.
967
00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:51,004
But why?
968
00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,973
Mankind created the internet
as a way
969
00:47:53,073 --> 00:47:55,643
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
970
00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:58,345
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
971
00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,315
Spicy.
972
00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:03,450
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
973
00:48:03,551 --> 00:48:06,755
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
974
00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:09,858
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
975
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,393
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
976
00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:13,994
for processing power.
977
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:18,065
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
978
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:20,934
Hey, I look good, Mama.
979
00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:22,871
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
980
00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:25,807
it's off to the next
shithole town.
981
00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:28,108
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
982
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:31,011
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
983
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,380
Robots, y'all.
984
00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,149
So let's get to work.
985
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,651
Round up those humans
or feel free
986
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,152
to kill any along the way,
987
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,020
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
988
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:43,190
Coordinates are Y7L944
989
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:46,193
-4444443XQ.
-Hey, that's our school.
990
00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,863
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
991
00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,330
means we're in this together.
992
00:48:50,431 --> 00:48:52,667
You're going
to like the singularity.
993
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:55,202
I guarantee it.
994
00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:58,673
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
995
00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,207
I'm like, "Ooh."
996
00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:01,975
What the fuck
is singularity?
997
00:49:02,075 --> 00:49:03,645
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
998
00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:06,947
-with Jenny McCarthy.
-It's a shared consciousness.
999
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,048
Maybe I can...
1000
00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,888
Oh, shit. Laura?
1001
00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:15,824
No, no, I... I can handle it.
1002
00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,025
-The code stack is so complex.
-Laura?
1003
00:49:24,566 --> 00:49:25,667
Laura!
1004
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:31,438
Stop, man!
1005
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:33,440
Let her go!
1006
00:49:34,576 --> 00:49:35,810
That's RoxyGurl.
1007
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:36,945
Eli?
1008
00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:38,680
Remember our instant messages?
1009
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,916
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1010
00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:43,685
You don't want to hurt her.
1011
00:49:45,252 --> 00:49:46,987
She's the girl of my dreams.
1012
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,060
Laura!
1013
00:49:54,428 --> 00:49:56,531
Oh, man.
1014
00:50:01,636 --> 00:50:03,437
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1015
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,019
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1016
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,470
We... We gotta salvage it.
1017
00:50:36,571 --> 00:50:38,673
-Something in the code.
-Listen, listen, Pookie,
1018
00:50:38,773 --> 00:50:39,807
forget about that thing.
1019
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,108
You're safe now.
1020
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,544
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1021
00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:00,662
Let's see.
What have we got here?
1022
00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:01,896
We got Ash.
1023
00:51:01,996 --> 00:51:03,397
Ahh.
1024
00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:04,498
Yeah.
1025
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:06,901
Open up that throat,
little slut.
1026
00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:08,603
Yo,
you were cool with that?
1027
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,574
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
1028
00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,210
How's that funny?
1029
00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:20,480
I don't know.
1030
00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:28,623
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1031
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:31,626
and then I just
became this joke.
1032
00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:34,261
That's kind of fucked up.
1033
00:51:35,797 --> 00:51:36,831
Thanks, Dad.
1034
00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,370
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1035
00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:53,715
Fuck off.
1036
00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:57,484
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1037
00:51:57,585 --> 00:51:59,587
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1038
00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:03,725
Thank you.
1039
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,670
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1040
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:17,605
I miss you.
1041
00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:29,149
Sorry, I...
1042
00:52:29,249 --> 00:52:32,352
-Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
-I know.
1043
00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,555
It's the end of the world.
1044
00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:38,158
I just... I can't go back.
1045
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:52,305
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1046
00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:53,708
Shut the fuck up!
1047
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,208
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1048
00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,511
and we're sick of it.
1049
00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:58,211
Tae Bo, bitch!
1050
00:52:58,311 --> 00:53:00,515
Eli, you just do you.
1051
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,695
And then like, "Oh, wow."
1052
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1053
00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,297
Ooh, God.
1054
00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:19,600
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1055
00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:21,301
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1056
00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:23,638
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1057
00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:27,709
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1058
00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:30,978
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
1059
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,514
Hey, there you are.
1060
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:35,550
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1061
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,618
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1062
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,887
Wait, what?
1063
00:53:41,089 --> 00:53:41,989
You're going.
1064
00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:45,225
But we're safe here.
1065
00:53:46,561 --> 00:53:48,529
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1066
00:53:48,629 --> 00:53:51,866
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1067
00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:53,067
and have a sleepover,
1068
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,869
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1069
00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:56,871
and everything
that he's missed.
1070
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,575
And then I remember.
1071
00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:04,612
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1072
00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,715
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1073
00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:10,118
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1074
00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,619
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1075
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,021
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1076
00:54:14,122 --> 00:54:15,790
Not with losers like us.
1077
00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:17,992
What's your deal?
1078
00:54:18,092 --> 00:54:19,392
-My deal?
-Yeah, all of a sudden,
1079
00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:21,428
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1080
00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:24,198
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1081
00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:26,399
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1082
00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:32,507
So everything you said
back there
1083
00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:34,909
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1084
00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,010
what was that?
1085
00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:41,448
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1086
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,351
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1087
00:54:44,986 --> 00:54:47,755
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1088
00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,760
How stupid is that.
1089
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:02,737
Forget her, dog.
1090
00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:06,007
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1091
00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,842
That says it all.
1092
00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:09,177
Dude is handsome, though.
1093
00:55:09,277 --> 00:55:10,278
Fucking ripped, too.
1094
00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:12,379
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1095
00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,215
Just facts, yo.
1096
00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:16,517
You're from
two different worlds.
1097
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,587
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1098
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,957
What are you?
1099
00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:17,979
Fuck is this shit?
1100
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,082
Why is this fucking here?
1101
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,585
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1102
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,922
Yo, y'all hear that?
1103
00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,274
You keep getting bigger,
1104
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,876
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1105
00:56:55,149 --> 00:56:56,884
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1106
00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:04,491
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
1107
00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:08,696
No, no. No, no, no!
1108
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,432
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1109
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:14,434
Fuck you!
1110
00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,513
Step aside.
1111
00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,817
Those losers are my friends.
1112
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,522
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1113
00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,858
What?
1114
00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:45,199
No more running.
1115
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,601
It ends here.
1116
00:57:50,805 --> 00:57:52,173
Garrett, what are you doing?
1117
00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:54,408
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1118
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:57,738
Oh, shit! What?
I don't like this.
1119
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,576
Fuck!
1120
00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:04,912
Go, go!
1121
00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:11,752
Don't let go.
1122
00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:17,091
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1123
00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:18,159
Why is he playing this?
1124
00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,494
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1125
00:59:22,096 --> 00:59:26,233
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1126
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,169
Whoa!
1127
00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:34,175
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1128
00:59:34,275 --> 00:59:36,277
♪ Yeah ♪
1129
00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:37,812
♪ One ♪
1130
00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:40,281
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1131
00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:41,415
♪ Two ♪
1132
00:59:41,516 --> 00:59:43,951
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1133
00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,386
♪ Three ♪
1134
00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:47,588
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1135
00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:50,724
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1136
00:59:50,825 --> 00:59:52,093
♪ And four ♪
1137
00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:55,062
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1138
00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:56,063
♪ Five ♪
1139
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:58,699
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1140
00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:03,704
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1141
01:00:04,138 --> 01:00:07,675
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
1142
01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:09,977
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1143
01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:23,023
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1144
01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:26,927
Fuck! Fuck this!
1145
01:00:27,661 --> 01:00:29,463
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1146
01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:31,966
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1147
01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:33,033
Who the fuck...
1148
01:00:33,134 --> 01:00:34,935
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1149
01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,072
I don't even like skating!
1150
01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,074
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1151
01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,346
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1152
01:01:03,632 --> 01:01:05,399
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1153
01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,268
♪ But I get up again ♪
1154
01:01:07,701 --> 01:01:09,436
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1155
01:01:09,538 --> 01:01:11,138
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1156
01:01:11,573 --> 01:01:12,873
♪ But I get up again ♪
1157
01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,875
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1158
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,710
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1159
01:01:17,111 --> 01:01:18,245
♪ But I get up again ♪
1160
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,114
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1161
01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:21,348
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1162
01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:22,816
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1163
01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,084
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1164
01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:25,152
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1165
01:01:25,252 --> 01:01:26,287
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1166
01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,354
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1167
01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:28,590
♪ He sings the songs ♪
1168
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:30,191
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1169
01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,260
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1170
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,664
♪ Danny boy ♪
1171
01:01:35,763 --> 01:01:38,332
♪ Danny boy ♪
1172
01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:45,005
Jesus.
1173
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,909
Damn,
they got the video store.
1174
01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,878
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1175
01:01:50,978 --> 01:01:52,279
in the champagne room.
1176
01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:03,290
Garrett was a good dude.
1177
01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:07,228
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1178
01:02:08,462 --> 01:02:09,797
Were you followed?
1179
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,136
No.
1180
01:02:17,071 --> 01:02:19,139
We lost him at the river.
1181
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,375
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1182
01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:23,944
I was somebody, but...
1183
01:02:24,945 --> 01:02:27,848
the old world, that's gone.
1184
01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,318
Their faces...
1185
01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:34,054
Their screams...
1186
01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,024
I can still hear 'em.
1187
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:46,967
No way.
1188
01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,171
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1189
01:02:51,706 --> 01:02:53,307
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1190
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,075
Fucking... Hey.
1191
01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:59,547
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1192
01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:03,150
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1193
01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:06,554
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1194
01:03:07,689 --> 01:03:11,191
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1195
01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:14,795
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1196
01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:16,363
Wes Borland...
1197
01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:20,334
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1198
01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:21,402
Fuck.
1199
01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:24,204
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1200
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:28,576
All our fans, my friends,
butchered.
1201
01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:32,413
And I hid like a coward.
1202
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,114
At least they went out banging
1203
01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:35,482
to the greatest band
in the world.
1204
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:37,686
Greatest band?
1205
01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:39,386
They died for nothing.
1206
01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:42,089
And so will we.
1207
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,628
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1208
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:48,462
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1209
01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:51,498
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1210
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,901
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1211
01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:59,940
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1212
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,843
Tight.
1213
01:04:04,646 --> 01:04:06,480
So, Fred Durst,
1214
01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:08,683
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1215
01:04:08,783 --> 01:04:10,851
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1216
01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:13,688
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1217
01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:17,091
Well, so, fuck winter break.
1218
01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:19,093
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1219
01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,929
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1220
01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,732
where all the robots are at?
1221
01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:26,500
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1222
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,369
uh, at the Kollective.
1223
01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:30,904
They all run on
a centralized network.
1224
01:04:31,004 --> 01:04:32,206
A singular consciousness.
1225
01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:34,975
Infect one, infect them all,
1226
01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:37,679
you know,
like how in the movies,
1227
01:04:37,779 --> 01:04:41,181
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1228
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,350
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1229
01:04:45,018 --> 01:04:46,554
In Da Penis Day?
1230
01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,990
Look, we plug this baby in
1231
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:53,026
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1232
01:04:53,127 --> 01:04:54,529
Shut the whole thing down.
1233
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:56,798
Fuck that!
1234
01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:59,834
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1235
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,736
because it works
in the movies?
1236
01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:03,805
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1237
01:05:04,405 --> 01:05:06,206
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1238
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,476
-Word is bond.
-Fuck yeah.
1239
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:12,680
Hell to the no.
1240
01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:14,616
This plan sucks shit.
1241
01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:18,352
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1242
01:05:19,521 --> 01:05:22,724
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1243
01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:25,225
So you think
we should just give up?
1244
01:05:25,959 --> 01:05:27,829
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1245
01:05:27,928 --> 01:05:29,997
Maybe I was once.
1246
01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,101
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1247
01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:35,335
No.
1248
01:05:36,036 --> 01:05:39,173
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1249
01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:42,443
Every day, I would go home
1250
01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:44,077
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1251
01:05:44,178 --> 01:05:45,580
over and over again.
1252
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,114
I know it all. Here.
1253
01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:51,418
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1254
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,755
we found each other
because of Limp.
1255
01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:56,056
We were family
because of Limp.
1256
01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:59,393
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1257
01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:04,364
This hat means something.
1258
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:07,067
Or at least it used to.
1259
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,070
So put it on
1260
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,740
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1261
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,265
Fuck it.
1262
01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:40,969
Let's break stuff.
1263
01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:43,805
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1264
01:06:43,905 --> 01:06:45,239
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1265
01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,575
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1266
01:06:47,675 --> 01:06:50,578
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1267
01:06:50,678 --> 01:06:52,346
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1268
01:06:52,446 --> 01:06:54,181
♪ Is to stay away ♪
1269
01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,316
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1270
01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:57,317
Yeah!
1271
01:06:58,452 --> 01:06:59,386
Whoo!
1272
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,256
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1273
01:07:02,957 --> 01:07:05,292
So, like, what inspires you?
1274
01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:06,694
Let's talk about it later,
okay?
1275
01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:14,669
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1276
01:07:14,769 --> 01:07:16,270
Fucking suicide.
1277
01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,105
Follow me.
1278
01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:22,376
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1279
01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:23,477
second home.
1280
01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:26,446
Kept on forgetting my key.
1281
01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,218
So, I stashed a spare.
1282
01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:33,821
Danny's idea.
1283
01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:38,927
You see that?
1284
01:07:39,627 --> 01:07:41,194
Something's happening
in the gym.
1285
01:07:42,564 --> 01:07:45,165
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1286
01:07:45,265 --> 01:07:47,735
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1287
01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:50,538
Yo, come on.
1288
01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:53,240
What is it?
1289
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,623
What the fuck
did they do to them?
1290
01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:11,926
They're turning us
into machines
1291
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,293
for the machines.
1292
01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:15,128
Sir?
1293
01:08:16,664 --> 01:08:17,632
Hey.
1294
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,601
You okay?
1295
01:08:21,536 --> 01:08:22,502
Oh.
1296
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,439
That eye,
1297
01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,307
they're inside of him.
1298
01:08:35,817 --> 01:08:36,918
Wes Borland.
1299
01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:38,185
Come on, let's go.
1300
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:45,593
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1301
01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:50,898
Fred Durst, look out!
1302
01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:54,969
No!
1303
01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,738
No!
1304
01:08:57,572 --> 01:08:58,438
Uh-oh.
1305
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,855
Hey.
1306
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:18,760
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1307
01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:24,832
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1308
01:09:25,232 --> 01:09:26,734
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1309
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,836
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1310
01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:31,539
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1311
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:34,241
That flow again.
1312
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,511
You saved me.
1313
01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:38,311
I thought you hated me.
1314
01:09:40,148 --> 01:09:41,649
Rap is rap.
1315
01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:52,860
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1316
01:09:54,962 --> 01:09:56,396
What about next to a homie?
1317
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,154
What are they
going to do to us?
1318
01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:21,989
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1319
01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:23,323
I got to get out of here!
1320
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:26,359
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1321
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:29,262
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1322
01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:33,134
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1323
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,906
So take a load off.
1324
01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:42,577
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1325
01:10:42,677 --> 01:10:44,478
There's our mothership.
1326
01:10:44,579 --> 01:10:46,013
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1327
01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:47,548
We can still stop it.
1328
01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:49,550
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1329
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:53,453
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1330
01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,356
That's what I do best, pimp.
1331
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,027
What's up, fools?
1332
01:11:00,128 --> 01:11:01,863
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1333
01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:03,564
No!
1334
01:11:03,664 --> 01:11:05,365
No one
cares about
1335
01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:06,801
-your shitty band!
-Ugh.
1336
01:11:06,901 --> 01:11:09,070
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
1337
01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:10,671
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1338
01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:12,673
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1339
01:11:12,774 --> 01:11:14,274
Just not in the mood, bro!
1340
01:11:14,374 --> 01:11:17,178
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1341
01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,180
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1342
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,515
on the Family Values Tour.
1343
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,984
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1344
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:26,419
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1345
01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:28,321
Did you know
that computers work
1346
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:30,858
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1347
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,994
Oh, shit.
1348
01:11:33,094 --> 01:11:36,531
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1349
01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:38,900
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1350
01:11:42,003 --> 01:11:43,336
No, no, come on.
1351
01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:44,605
Defense system?
1352
01:11:47,608 --> 01:11:49,510
No.
1353
01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:50,645
Eli?
1354
01:11:52,013 --> 01:11:53,147
Eli?
1355
01:11:53,247 --> 01:11:54,447
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
1356
01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:55,983
-to the platform.
-Howard! Howard!
1357
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,519
-Howard? Howard, no!
-Your journey begins now.
1358
01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,555
No, no, no!
1359
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,523
Welcome
to the next phase
1360
01:12:02,623 --> 01:12:05,126
- of techno evolution.
- What?
1361
01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:07,528
Set your mind at ease.
1362
01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:13,935
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1363
01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:15,803
Enjoy the digital realm.
1364
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:22,043
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1365
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:24,078
We were backstage.
And she was...
1366
01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:26,280
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
1367
01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:27,515
What the fuck?
1368
01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,683
You think
you're better than him,
1369
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,151
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1370
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,954
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1371
01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,924
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1372
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,491
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1373
01:12:38,593 --> 01:12:40,728
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1374
01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,164
The Kollective has your back.
1375
01:12:43,264 --> 01:12:44,732
Yeah, dude!
1376
01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:49,402
Before tonight,
1377
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:52,506
I had one friend
in this world.
1378
01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:59,280
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1379
01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:07,054
But tonight,
I went through hell
1380
01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:08,856
with all of these people.
1381
01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:11,859
People I never even
gave a chance.
1382
01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:16,163
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1383
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,600
We are our own enemies.
1384
01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:23,771
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1385
01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:27,975
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1386
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:32,445
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1387
01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:36,784
human.
1388
01:13:37,652 --> 01:13:39,419
What?
1389
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,988
Who the fuck is this kid?
1390
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:41,989
What?
1391
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:46,193
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1392
01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:48,529
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1393
01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:51,132
we may as well
go down together.
1394
01:14:00,508 --> 01:14:02,442
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1395
01:14:02,977 --> 01:14:05,513
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1396
01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:07,815
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1397
01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:10,284
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
1398
01:14:10,384 --> 01:14:12,452
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1399
01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:15,455
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1400
01:14:15,556 --> 01:14:17,792
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1401
01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:20,027
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1402
01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,829
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
1403
01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:26,434
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1404
01:14:26,534 --> 01:14:30,404
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1405
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:33,274
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1406
01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:35,910
♪ Without devotion ♪
1407
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:38,312
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1408
01:14:38,412 --> 01:14:40,247
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1409
01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:42,249
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1410
01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,585
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1411
01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:47,487
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1412
01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,523
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1413
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,359
♪ Baby ♪
1414
01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,728
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1415
01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:55,062
-Let's do this.
-I can't get in.
1416
01:14:55,162 --> 01:14:57,431
There's no way around
the security system.
1417
01:14:57,531 --> 01:14:59,033
What's going down,
1418
01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:00,868
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1419
01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,636
-Whoa.
-Oh, sorry to interrupt
1420
01:15:02,737 --> 01:15:04,472
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1421
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,507
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1422
01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:09,043
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1423
01:15:09,143 --> 01:15:10,478
Got milk, bitch?
1424
01:15:10,578 --> 01:15:13,547
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1425
01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:15,249
"Enslaving humanity
1426
01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:17,485
is not fucking rational."
1427
01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:19,587
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1428
01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:21,689
you were already our slaves.
1429
01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:24,191
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1430
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:27,161
So why don't you go ahead
and suck it?
1431
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,396
Assimilation
1432
01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:30,498
-70% complete.
-Laura, the bar, the bar.
1433
01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,066
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
1434
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,634
I've tried everything.
1435
01:15:33,734 --> 01:15:34,902
I don't think I can do that.
1436
01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:36,137
Yes, you can.
1437
01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:38,105
You're RoxyGurl20.
1438
01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:41,642
Aw, young love.
1439
01:15:42,109 --> 01:15:43,978
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1440
01:15:44,078 --> 01:15:45,746
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1441
01:15:45,846 --> 01:15:47,114
Shit!
1442
01:15:48,115 --> 01:15:49,483
Open sesame.
1443
01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:51,352
Yes!
1444
01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:52,887
Yeah, baby.
1445
01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:55,156
Jacking in.
1446
01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:59,827
Scanning
root system directory.
1447
01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:02,663
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1448
01:16:03,164 --> 01:16:04,365
Hello!
1449
01:16:04,632 --> 01:16:07,068
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1450
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,337
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1451
01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:12,173
I make this look good.
1452
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,176
Jackpot!
1453
01:16:16,444 --> 01:16:17,611
-We're in!
-What? Okay!
1454
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,380
That was tight!
1455
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,348
You did it. Great job!
1456
01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,485
And look,
everybody's singing along
1457
01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:27,121
with that loser Fred Durst.
1458
01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:29,090
It just makes me so...
1459
01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,126
fucking pissed.
1460
01:16:32,226 --> 01:16:34,128
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1461
01:16:34,228 --> 01:16:35,564
into overdrive...
1462
01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,598
...finish off
this shithole town,
1463
01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:40,334
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1464
01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:41,635
...now.
1465
01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:42,837
Assimilation
1466
01:16:42,937 --> 01:16:44,872
-80% complete.
-Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1467
01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,073
Ready?
1468
01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:50,644
Assimilation
87% complete.
1469
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,413
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1470
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,416
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1471
01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:57,418
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1472
01:17:00,454 --> 01:17:05,259
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're fucked.
1473
01:17:13,535 --> 01:17:15,736
- ...fucked.
- One of these days...
1474
01:17:15,836 --> 01:17:17,171
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
1475
01:17:17,271 --> 01:17:18,706
...one of us
is gonna use it.
1476
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,008
Fuck me!
1477
01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:22,042
Fucked!
1478
01:17:23,210 --> 01:17:24,278
I got this.
1479
01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:25,813
Oh.
1480
01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:28,749
- A condom?
- Okay.
1481
01:17:28,849 --> 01:17:30,585
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1482
01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:31,719
Pinch the tip.
1483
01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:33,988
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
1484
01:17:35,122 --> 01:17:37,526
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1485
01:17:37,626 --> 01:17:39,528
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1486
01:17:39,628 --> 01:17:41,362
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1487
01:17:41,462 --> 01:17:44,465
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1488
01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:45,900
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1489
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,068
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1490
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,271
- 96.
- You need us.
1491
01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,472
97.
1492
01:17:51,573 --> 01:17:52,706
We are
1493
01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:54,708
- your God!
- 99.
1494
01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:57,778
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1495
01:17:57,878 --> 01:18:00,615
100 percent.
1496
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:29,777
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1497
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,114
Yo, Prom Committee,
1498
01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,585
nice work
on the computer shit.
1499
01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,052
Fucking nerd.
1500
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:41,088
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
1501
01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:43,123
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1502
01:18:43,224 --> 01:18:45,926
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1503
01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:48,395
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1504
01:18:48,495 --> 01:18:50,864
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1505
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,134
Goodbye.
1506
01:18:55,704 --> 01:18:56,705
-Son!
-Eli?
1507
01:18:56,804 --> 01:18:57,838
- Hey.
- You're okay.
1508
01:18:57,938 --> 01:18:58,906
Hey, hey, hey.
1509
01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:00,474
Oh, my God.
1510
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:02,376
You all right?
1511
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,278
Yeah. All right.
1512
01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:09,216
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1513
01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:12,119
I love you guys.
1514
01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:15,356
Could we get that in writing?
1515
01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:20,394
How is that?
1516
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,963
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1517
01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:24,865
It's actually kind of nice.
1518
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:29,370
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1519
01:19:31,272 --> 01:19:34,241
Were you with him
when it happened?
1520
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:36,944
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1521
01:19:38,747 --> 01:19:42,149
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1522
01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:44,852
He saved us...
1523
01:19:46,053 --> 01:19:47,622
with Tae Bo.
1524
01:20:04,706 --> 01:20:07,274
Yo! That's the guy!
1525
01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,777
Wes!
1526
01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:10,578
He saved us
with a song!
1527
01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,580
Oh, my God! We did it!
1528
01:20:14,716 --> 01:20:16,050
Whoo!
1529
01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:18,319
Yeah, baby!
1530
01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:21,355
You gave humanity faith!
1531
01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:29,496
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
1532
01:20:29,597 --> 01:20:31,298
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1533
01:20:32,933 --> 01:20:36,236
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1534
01:20:36,671 --> 01:20:39,774
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
1535
01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:42,376
Where are my manners?
1536
01:20:42,476 --> 01:20:44,311
No, we're good, thanks.
1537
01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,682
- Thank you.
- All right!
1538
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:49,751
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
1539
01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:52,186
Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1540
01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,054
That's probably good.
1541
01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:01,395
Looking for someone?
1542
01:21:02,564 --> 01:21:03,565
Oh.
1543
01:21:04,431 --> 01:21:05,399
Hey.
1544
01:21:05,499 --> 01:21:07,067
Just wanted to say, um,
1545
01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:10,504
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1546
01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,640
at the party or after
1547
01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:14,375
or at all.
1548
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,310
There was a lot going on.
1549
01:21:17,378 --> 01:21:19,079
For sure.
1550
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,218
You know, I kind of thought
1551
01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:27,655
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1552
01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:35,797
Wow.
1553
01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,732
What? "Wow"? What?
1554
01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:39,967
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1555
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:41,569
Why did I say that?
1556
01:21:42,903 --> 01:21:44,238
Not very smooth.
1557
01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:15,703
Of course,
1558
01:22:15,804 --> 01:22:17,104
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1559
01:22:17,204 --> 01:22:20,240
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1560
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:22,911
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1561
01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:24,311
Tell him what's up
for me.
1562
01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:25,713
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1563
01:22:25,814 --> 01:22:27,080
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1564
01:22:27,181 --> 01:22:30,350
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1565
01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:33,020
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1566
01:22:34,955 --> 01:22:36,524
Fucking sellout.
1567
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,829
What's up, man?
How you been?
1568
01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:44,398
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1569
01:22:44,965 --> 01:22:48,035
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1570
01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:49,838
but you know, who knows?
1571
01:22:50,137 --> 01:22:52,206
Started a music blog.
1572
01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,909
So Said the Turntable.
1573
01:22:55,008 --> 01:22:56,911
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1574
01:22:57,010 --> 01:22:58,580
-Well, I mean, it's just me.
-Um...
1575
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,280
Laura's killing it.
1576
01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:03,751
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1577
01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,855
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1578
01:23:07,822 --> 01:23:10,825
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1579
01:23:15,229 --> 01:23:18,265
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1580
01:23:18,365 --> 01:23:20,300
But yeah.
1581
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:24,171
I miss you, Sticky.
1582
01:23:34,081 --> 01:23:35,182
All good?
1583
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,953
Yeah.
1584
01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,157
Fucking...
1585
01:23:44,258 --> 01:23:45,660
Skip-proof, my ass.
1586
01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:49,463
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1587
01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:50,665
What? No!
1588
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,836
♪ Closing time ♪
1589
01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:57,137
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1590
01:23:57,237 --> 01:24:01,676
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
1591
01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:07,815
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1592
01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:13,021
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1593
01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:16,524
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1594
01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:25,332
Welcome to the digital realm.
1595
01:24:25,432 --> 01:24:28,335
Are you ready to get
down?
1596
01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:30,070
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1597
01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:31,839
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1598
01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:34,107
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1599
01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,209
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1600
01:24:36,310 --> 01:24:37,679
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1601
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,048
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1602
01:24:40,147 --> 01:24:41,950
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1603
01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:43,518
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1604
01:24:43,618 --> 01:24:45,920
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1605
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,921
♪ Thighs like what ♪
1606
01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:48,221
♪ What, what ♪
1607
01:24:48,322 --> 01:24:50,058
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1608
01:24:50,157 --> 01:24:51,491
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1609
01:24:51,593 --> 01:24:54,062
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1610
01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:55,930
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1611
01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,497
♪ All night long ♪
1612
01:24:57,865 --> 01:25:02,704
♪ Let me see
that thong ♪
1613
01:25:03,671 --> 01:25:05,506
♪ Baby ♪
1614
01:25:05,607 --> 01:25:07,775
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1615
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:08,810
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1616
01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,177
♪ Da na da na ♪
1617
01:25:10,277 --> 01:25:11,546
-♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
-♪ Da na da na ♪
1618
01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:13,380
-♪ Ooh! ♪
-♪ Da na da na ♪
1619
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:15,449
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1620
01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:17,451
Congratulations.
1621
01:25:17,552 --> 01:25:19,954
That was
fucking tight.
1622
01:31:21,949 --> 01:31:22,683
Damn.