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No, man. And now you've been
going around with Big Ass.

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You talking about Linda from Parkview?
- Yes, Big Ass.

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Hey, hey! Slow down right here.
Slow down.

4
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She a ho, huh?
- What?

5
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I said, she a ho!
- No!

6
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Yo, Billy. Go.
- Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing?

7
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Billy, stop this car, man!

8
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J.D.?

9
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What the helI's wrong with you man?
What the helI's wrong with you, fool?

10
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I knew it.
- Get that flashlight out of my face!

11
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Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?

12
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I thought you said "go."
- I did not say "go"!

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I remember the last thing we were
talking about was Linda from Parkview...

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and you said she...
- "Ho"!

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I said, Linda is a ho!

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Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man!

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Let's go! Come on. Move it!
Pull the chain, fool!

18
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Take the moneybag, let's do it!

19
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Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!

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Let's go.

21
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We're about to get paid!
- I'm gonna get this.

22
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This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do.

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Come on get in! Throw it up in there!

24
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Go!

25
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What the hell?
- Cars ain't made like they used to, man.

26
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What did you tie it to?
- What?

27
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Get out and get it!
- Why I got to get out to get it?

28
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Get it.

29
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All right, here we go, baby!

30
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Let's go.
- Here we go, baby! Here we go!

31
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Come to Daddy!

32
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The future's behind us, baby!
That is our future behind us.

33
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No!

34
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Calvin, what are you doing?
- Hey, baby.

35
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Trying to get this studio together
so we can finally make money off this stuff.

36
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That's what you said about
the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.

37
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Why you gotta bring that up?
That's in the past.

38
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This is a whole new venture for us, baby.

39
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Really?

40
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Look, let me show you something.

41
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Can I show you something?
- Yes.

42
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Let me show you.
- You've got a picture.

43
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Yes.
- Okay.

44
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See that?
That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.

45
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That's just the guesthouse.

46
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So, if Stedman act up,
this is where he gotta sleep.

47
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Okay.

48
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Why do you have this?

49
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Because that's what I'm gonna buy
for my baby.

50
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Both my babies.

51
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As soon as I get somebody,
rent out the studio, make a platinum CD...

52
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and we get paid.

53
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You don't like strangers
coming in and out of the shop.

54
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You want to have them coming
in and out of the house?

55
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It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work.
You better come on.

56
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I got some eggs for you.
You better come on and get 'em.

57
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That damn shop.

58
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Boy, they sure know how
to kill a man's dreams.

59
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Come on, Stedman.

60
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Calvin!

61
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Come here.

62
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What was that for?

63
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Well, it has been a whole two years
since you took over the barbershop.

64
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I mean, look at you.
You have hung in there.

65
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Baby, you have no idea
how proud I am of you.

66
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You know, your father would've been
proud of you, too. Come here.

67
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Okay, go.
- All right, I'm going.

68
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Stay off your feet, okay?

69
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My store! Look at my store!
It has been destroyed!

70
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Get away from my shop! Get away!

71
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No! No! No!

72
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Get away from my store!

73
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Hey, yo, brother!
- Get out!

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Brother!

75
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Stay strong, brother!

76
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Yeah, stay strong.

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Get out of here! Go on!

78
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Calvin!

79
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It's always something on a Saturday,
isn't it?

80
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What's up, Janelle?

81
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You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy
got a drug problem.

82
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You think he did that?
- Damn, girl, you gossiping already?

83
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First get your shop open.
Then start the rumors.

84
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I know you are not talking to me
about how to run my shop.

85
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I don't tell you how to run your
business over there. Anyway....

86
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Hey, did you hear...

87
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That's why your nose so big.
You too damn nosy.

88
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Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?

89
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Her husband caught her in a prime
hoochie-koochie with another man!

90
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Hey, man.
- Calvin.

91
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How you doing?
- Fine. How you doing?

92
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I'm all right.
- Hey, what happened across the street?

93
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You know this neighborhood.
It's getting worse every day.

94
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How's Jennifer?
- She getting big.

95
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You know. Mean, too.

96
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So, got some good news for me?
- No.

97
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Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week.

98
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Little off the top, long in back,
slope to the left like Gumby.

99
00:07:04,647 --> 00:07:05,780
Munster front, Wyclef right.

100
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Hook that up for me.
- You got any money, Lamar?

101
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I'm gonna pay you back.
I got a Job interview.

102
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When you get that job...
- Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that.

103
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Just a little edge on there.
- I don't cut hair for free. Out the door!

104
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Calvin, your father
would have hooked me up.

105
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Go get hooked up.

106
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Come on, dog!
Don't do me like that, Calvin!

107
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See what I got to deal with every day?
- I know, but...

108
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No. Get out of here. Go!

109
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So, what did they say?

110
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The bank's not gonna give you
another loan.

111
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We've already given you
a small-business loan...

112
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and a grant that you used
on your other businesses.

113
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Calvin, you know I want to help you.

114
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But if you don't pay the property taxes,
the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop.

115
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I'm sorry.

116
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There's nobody you can talk to?

117
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Calvin...

118
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it's not gonna happen.

119
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,016
All right. Hey, what can you do?

120
00:08:06,522 --> 00:08:08,823
I appreciate you coming by. I really do.

121
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Don't worry about it.

122
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How did you do this for 40 years?

123
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I gotta do my own thing.

124
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Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace?

125
00:09:02,879 --> 00:09:04,412
Yeah, this is Calvin.

126
00:09:06,237 --> 00:09:07,370
You know, over at the shop?

127
00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:11,512
I was wondering, was you still interested
in what we talked about the other day?

128
00:09:12,878 --> 00:09:13,745
Yeah.

129
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,523
Okay.

130
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I'll see you then.

131
00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:20,749
All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay.

132
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You got it?
- Yeah.

133
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We gonna get paid.

134
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I never knew money could be so heavy.

135
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Hey, slow down.

136
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You all right?
- Yeah. Okay, I got it now.

137
00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:39,127
Hell, no, man.
- What?

138
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,747
Hey, what's up, big guy?
- What's up, player?

139
00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:44,062
Hey, this is my grandmama's
oxygen machine.

140
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She can't breathe without it.
Let us through.

141
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You see us carrying this thing.
Move out the way.

142
00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:51,426
Come on, man. This thing heavy.

143
00:09:52,394 --> 00:09:54,061
See, you do this all the time, man!

144
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Billy, come on.
- No, man, he do this all the time!

145
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My mama's trying to come back,
and he is doing that.

146
00:10:00,713 --> 00:10:01,846
It don't make no sense.

147
00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:03,752
That's cool. Just take it down.

148
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,873
Kevin, come open this door!

149
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,441
Kevin!

150
00:10:10,873 --> 00:10:13,440
What's wrong? Why didn't you
answer the door? You knew it was me!

151
00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:16,518
I worked a double last night.
I Just got home two hours ago.

152
00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:19,665
Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she?

153
00:10:20,272 --> 00:10:22,372
Let's not do this again.
- Where is she?

154
00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,304
Wait. You ain't finished.

155
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,444
Why don't you look under the bed?
Go ahead.

156
00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:29,045
I bet you I would hide a woman
under that bed.

157
00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,224
If you gonna look....

158
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:34,977
I'm sorry.

159
00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:36,350
Terri...

160
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,371
do I look like I'm thinking
about somebody else?

161
00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:40,996
I don't know.

162
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,303
You want to know how I really feel
about you?

163
00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:46,364
Just think about that Babyface song.

164
00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:48,575
Which one?

165
00:10:50,389 --> 00:10:53,122
You know,
there are a lot of Babyface songs.

166
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,950
No.
- All of them, baby.

167
00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:56,337
You know I do.

168
00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:59,554
Come on. I got some time.
Come on, real quick.

169
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,302
Yeah.
- Well, real quick.

170
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,302
Come on.
- Okay.

171
00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:06,202
No.
- Let me take my jacket off.

172
00:11:06,588 --> 00:11:07,888
Come on.
- Oh, yeah.

173
00:11:08,227 --> 00:11:10,860
Well, let me take my jacket off.
What are you doing?

174
00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:14,041
No, I'm just helping you
get your jacket off, baby.

175
00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:16,093
Who is she?

176
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:18,861
I don't know.

177
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,746
When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!

178
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,199
I can't believe you got someone.

179
00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:24,606
You gonna make me catch a case
before I go to work?

180
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:26,125
Where you going?
- Nowhere!

181
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,065
Get up! I dare you!

182
00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:29,600
Honey, cover your face now.

183
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,558
Hey, how can I help you today?

184
00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:34,625
Okay.

185
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,966
I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf...

186
00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:40,860
soymilk, French roast,
caramel cappuccino.

187
00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:42,738
Okay? Now, with just a splash...

188
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,211
just a splash of hazelnut.

189
00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:46,625
Okay?

190
00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:49,365
And orange extract.
The extra foam in a separate cup.

191
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:53,425
I'll have to spoon it on myself
because y'all never get it right.

192
00:11:54,223 --> 00:11:55,990
You understand? Thank you.

193
00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:58,910
Asshole.

194
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,837
You have to find the guys, Officer.
- Okay.

195
00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:05,970
We'll take you inside
and get your information.

196
00:12:06,381 --> 00:12:07,748
We'll be right with you.

197
00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,722
Look at my store!

198
00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:17,756
Then I walked in like pah-dow!
Know what I'm saying?

199
00:12:18,382 --> 00:12:20,549
Ass so big, it look like
two midgets in a sleeping bag!

200
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:21,862
Tyrone.

201
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,842
Can we talk about something
other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please?

202
00:12:25,382 --> 00:12:27,382
We could talk about something else.
- But why?

203
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,227
When does a woman
just have too much ass?

204
00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:32,481
Ass is like money.
You can never have too much.

205
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,480
Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see.

206
00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,468
Hey, Ricky, yo!

207
00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:40,335
School these boys on your philosophy
about ass because they can't distinguish...

208
00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:43,201
between a woman with a big ass
and a big-ass woman.

209
00:12:43,699 --> 00:12:45,300
Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz.

210
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:46,766
It's the ratio.

211
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,860
Now if you measure around
a woman's waist, right?

212
00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:53,584
Measure around that ass,
you come up with a ratio about 3-5.

213
00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:55,059
Okay.

214
00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:57,133
Now that means that a 24-inch waist...

215
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,520
is gonna yield a 40-inch ass.

216
00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:02,418
The mathematics is correct, right?
- That's good, right?

217
00:13:02,979 --> 00:13:03,945
You with me?
- Yo.

218
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,818
So give me an example.
I mean, break it down.

219
00:13:06,257 --> 00:13:07,357
Okay, all right.

220
00:13:08,177 --> 00:13:09,344
Jennifer Lopez.

221
00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:14,364
Right? Woman with a big ass!

222
00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:17,337
Now, on the other side, we got...
- Right.

223
00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,124
Mother Love.

224
00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:22,237
Big-ass woman!

225
00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:28,637
Good morning.

226
00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:31,529
What's up?

227
00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:37,329
Hey, you have any idea
who poked that hole in Samir's store?

228
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:38,696
No.

229
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,416
You sure about that?

230
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,481
Just playing with you, man. Relax.

231
00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:05,414
Hey, how you doing, Detective?
What's going on across the street?

232
00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:09,108
I'm on this convenience store thing,
so somebody's getting locked up.

233
00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:12,613
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Ricky here?

234
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,952
No, he'll be in a little later, though.

235
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,680
You don't think he had nothing
to do with that.

236
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:21,932
Ricky's been keeping his nose clean
ever since he's been working here.

237
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:23,938
Hey, Rick.

238
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,678
Come in the back?
- That's my girl.

239
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,179
Yeah. She got big drawers.
That's all right, though.

240
00:14:33,411 --> 00:14:34,844
Is this chair free?

241
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,885
I figured not. You mind
just trimming me up a little bit?

242
00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:40,358
Why you come over here, dog?

243
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,090
Why you sweating me?
- Are you sweating, Richard?

244
00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:45,103
You're a two-time felon.

245
00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:48,325
One more, it's all over for you, brother.

246
00:14:50,011 --> 00:14:52,811
Calvin went out on a limb
for you with this Job, man.

247
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,783
I mean, why you want to play him like that?

248
00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:11,248
We got a surveillance tape from the camera
at the check-cashing place next door...

249
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:14,683
and by the end of the day,
I will know something.

250
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,567
You understand?

251
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,934
Later, Calvin.
- All right.

252
00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:35,879
Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man.

253
00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:38,552
All right, man?

254
00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,171
I love you, boo.

255
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:09,411
See you later, baby.

256
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,050
What's up, man?

257
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:26,569
All right.

258
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,697
What you singing?
- What?

259
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,401
What are you singing at?

260
00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:35,921
Mind your business.

261
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,028
Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!

262
00:16:40,361 --> 00:16:43,495
Where I come from,
to have girth is a sign of opulence.

263
00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:47,101
What the hell did he just say?
- He said in Africa, fat people got loot.

264
00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:50,148
I heard they circumcise women, too.
- How you gonna do that?

265
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,887
Anything that's extra, they just clip it off.
- Come on.

266
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,734
All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next?
- Not me.

267
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,440
Not me.

268
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,001
I'm cool, man.
- Forget you.

269
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:01,985
Thought you had a Negro membership card?

270
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,339
Soaked up some BET,
memorized some Tupac.

271
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,640
Shut up, Jimmy.

272
00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:07,879
Calvin wouldn't give me a chair
if I couldn't cut heads.

273
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:10,125
Three days, front chair, no customers.
What's up?

274
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,132
Kill that noise. You know everyone
starts out in the first chair.

275
00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,171
That's exactly where you started.

276
00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,144
Listen up! I don't want no trouble!

277
00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:20,298
Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry,
won't be no problem.

278
00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:22,664
Hey, don't you make me....

279
00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,544
What's wrong? You one of them rappers?

280
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,958
What's that? You got a Rolex
or a platinum chain?

281
00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,377
Eddie.
- What?

282
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,643
Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone!
Sit your old ass down!

283
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:36,790
You read him?
That boy almost turned over the money!

284
00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:39,469
You all right, brother! You all right!

285
00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:43,722
Shaking, shaking a little bit!
He was shaking like booty meat!

286
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,555
Wasn't it good? I had him.

287
00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:48,443
I had him shaking like Don Knotts
in a card game or something.

288
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,642
Remember, we're raising money
for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes.

289
00:17:58,154 --> 00:17:59,254
Scout will be here!

290
00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:00,861
I need $20.

291
00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:02,968
Let's give it up. Come on.

292
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:05,734
You all right. We need some more money.

293
00:18:06,474 --> 00:18:08,074
We need it right now.

294
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,534
You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession?

295
00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:12,921
Five minutes.

296
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:16,241
What'd she say?
- Hey, man. Where you going?

297
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:19,486
You see that attitude?
She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later.

298
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,999
Don't be scared.
- I'm free. I'll cut your hair.

299
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,692
No, I'm straight, dog.

300
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,370
Motherfucker.

301
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,418
Who drank my apple juice?

302
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,757
Y'all don't hear me?

303
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,143
Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

304
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,410
Terri!

305
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,097
Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.

306
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,336
I put a big-ass red...
- Terri! Stop cussing!

307
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,955
I put a big red sign saying:

308
00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,549
"Do not drink me."

309
00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:08,929
Maybe no one drank it.
Maybe it evaporated.

310
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:13,357
I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side.
You've been here just a minute.

311
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,242
Girl, it's not like a bottle
of Hennessey or nothing!

312
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,755
It's just some funky-ass apple juice.
- This is my funky-ass apple juice.

313
00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,849
I don't touch nobody else's stuff--

314
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:23,200
Hey, Terri....
- What?

315
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,007
Jimmy drank your apple juice.

316
00:19:25,508 --> 00:19:27,741
Hey, hold up...
- Why'd you touch my apple juice?

317
00:19:28,307 --> 00:19:29,741
Excuse me.
- I don't want your cooties.

318
00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,673
Did you see me drink it?
- I didn't have to, you asked about it.

319
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,200
Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?

320
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,100
"Ocular"?
- What'd I just say?

321
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,740
I said I didn't have to see you drink it...
- Oh, shit.

322
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,033
I don't have to see you...
- What'd you see?

323
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,066
Say you ain't drink it.
- Did you see...

324
00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:45,940
Knock his college ass out!

325
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,893
Hey! Come on! Come on!

326
00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:49,946
No, Calvin, let them go!

327
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,579
This ain't the projects.
This is a place of business.

328
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:56,034
Calvin, your father wouldn't put up
with this mess. You have to handle this.

329
00:19:56,704 --> 00:19:58,638
Checker Fred,
just sit there and play checkers.

330
00:19:59,104 --> 00:20:01,105
Do I look like my father?
- Yeah.

331
00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,904
Yes, you do.
- In the nose, right here.

332
00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:05,586
DVDs, CDs.

333
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:07,638
Not today, man.

334
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,944
Whatever you want, man.
Got the new DMX, baby!

335
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:11,558
Just go on out, go.

336
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,232
Put somebody out. Always.

337
00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:15,138
I'm never coming in this shop again.

338
00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:17,838
lt's a possibility
that Jimmy drank your apple juice.

339
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:19,716
Small possibility.

340
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,656
But nobody saw him. You didn't see him.
So all you can ask...

341
00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,850
That's not fair, you're taking his side.

342
00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:26,903
I'm not taking his side. Ask the man.

343
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,937
If he says yeah, kick his ass,
if he says no, then squash it.

344
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:33,303
Ask him.

345
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,528
Did you drink my apple juice?

346
00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,216
Did you? lnquiring minds want to know.

347
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,507
Did you?

348
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:44,968
Nope.

349
00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:47,554
Answered, done deal.
Come on, let me buy you some apple juice.

350
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:49,468
Case closed.

351
00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:52,494
Well, one of y'all MFs drank it.
I'm tired of y'all, I swear!

352
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,033
Y'all better not touch my stuff no more!

353
00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,587
Stop slamming them doors!

354
00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:05,939
I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.

355
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,073
Hey!
- Hey, girl!

356
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:11,925
Damn!

357
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,758
It's cool.

358
00:21:16,019 --> 00:21:17,952
Man, she messed up
your whole arrangement.

359
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:20,485
How much them roses cost? $2 or $3?

360
00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:21,819
I'm Crazy Howard.

361
00:21:22,058 --> 00:21:24,858
Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe
the new ATM machine....

362
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,085
'Cause people can't raise their kids....

363
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,337
Gabby!

364
00:21:33,657 --> 00:21:35,091
I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe.

365
00:21:35,497 --> 00:21:38,130
Player, you lock your door?
- Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on.

366
00:21:39,336 --> 00:21:42,036
Then why's your sister in the room, man?
- I'll tell Mama!

367
00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:43,376
No.

368
00:21:43,656 --> 00:21:44,690
What?

369
00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,176
Close the door, dog!

370
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:47,996
This is just a big video game!

371
00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:51,136
No, it ain't.
lt looks like a cash machine to me.

372
00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:54,443
And this ain't no supermarket,
so I'm gonna tell Mama.

373
00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:57,856
No! You can't tell nobody about this,
you hear me?

374
00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,382
Why not?

375
00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:01,589
'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it.

376
00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,454
Gabby, who'll take care of you?
- My mama.

377
00:22:06,814 --> 00:22:09,048
She got you on that.
- What can I do to keep your mouth shut?

378
00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,107
You gotta pay me.
- Pay you?

379
00:22:11,493 --> 00:22:13,326
I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10!

380
00:22:13,814 --> 00:22:15,814
I don't care!
- Hey, dog, whup her ass.

381
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,194
You can't touch me.

382
00:22:17,454 --> 00:22:19,221
I'll whup her ass.
- No, man, don't do that.

383
00:22:19,653 --> 00:22:22,220
You better give me my cash back later...
- I'll give it back!

384
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,166
Take it, girl. That's all I got.

385
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,847
Go on, get out of the room there, girl!

386
00:22:28,573 --> 00:22:29,439
Go on!

387
00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:30,412
Get on!

388
00:22:32,813 --> 00:22:35,447
That's how you lock a door, dog.

389
00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:38,825
What?
- It's your fault, man!

390
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,592
Now we've gotta take this someplace else.

391
00:22:42,092 --> 00:22:44,893
I've gotta think how.
- The same way we stole it, the truck.

392
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,418
I said I'm not messing with my
crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.

393
00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:51,191
He comes from a broken home.
He don't even know his mama.

394
00:22:51,691 --> 00:22:52,958
And after last night...

395
00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:55,811
I ain't messing with that fool no more.

396
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,076
We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked...
- I did lock the door.

397
00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:01,250
Your sister's a demon child.
- Whatever, man.

398
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,984
Your mama don't have real silverware,
so we could get in here?

399
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:05,530
Whatever.

400
00:23:08,649 --> 00:23:10,649
Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up.

401
00:23:11,049 --> 00:23:12,583
Hey, Billy, take it down.

402
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,201
Wait a minute....

403
00:23:15,008 --> 00:23:15,942
Take it down.

404
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,476
Come on, player. Come on, big man.

405
00:23:20,727 --> 00:23:21,793
We'll get you this time.

406
00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:23,221
Push it through.

407
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:25,354
My finger!

408
00:23:25,807 --> 00:23:27,574
This ain't gonna fit.

409
00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,776
My hand!

410
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,467
My hand!

411
00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,662
You got it?
- I don't have it.

412
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,246
This is good chicken, too.

413
00:23:45,487 --> 00:23:46,520
You ever had this chicken?

414
00:23:46,846 --> 00:23:49,313
How can you sit there with all that chicken
and not offer us any?

415
00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:50,906
I paid for this.

416
00:23:51,606 --> 00:23:54,673
You give me a quarter,
I might give you a little mashed potatoes.

417
00:23:55,925 --> 00:23:58,658
How come he can eat out front, while we...
- 'Cause Eddie's old, man.

418
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:02,072
You see that right there?
You know what that means?

419
00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:04,333
That means I've got senroyity.

420
00:24:05,123 --> 00:24:06,723
S-who?
- Senroyity.

421
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,812
Don't you mean "seniority"?

422
00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:09,964
Whatever.

423
00:24:10,244 --> 00:24:13,578
That's nothing but gray hair poking up out
your follicle. lt means nothing.

424
00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,497
Don't mean anything?
Let me tell you something, boy.

425
00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:19,443
I was here in '68 when they robbed
and burned down...

426
00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,537
everything here but this barbershop.

427
00:24:21,924 --> 00:24:24,791
I was here in '74,
when desegregation started...

428
00:24:25,484 --> 00:24:28,417
and they bussing in white kids,
and bussing out little black kids like you.

429
00:24:29,123 --> 00:24:30,157
Yeah, I remember that.

430
00:24:30,443 --> 00:24:31,977
And then I was here in '77...

431
00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:34,529
when Walter Payton came in here...

432
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:38,816
the day after he had rushed
275 yards against Minnesota.

433
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,095
And I lined him up in this chair...

434
00:24:41,402 --> 00:24:43,235
and I got the picture to prove it.

435
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,782
Eddie, how do we know
that's really Payton?

436
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,876
That's Walter. That's him.

437
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,107
The signature says "Sweetness" right there!

438
00:24:52,601 --> 00:24:53,734
What more do you want?

439
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,327
I don't know, a real picture?

440
00:24:55,681 --> 00:24:56,948
That's "Sweetness" all right.

441
00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:01,340
What did you do? I got a patch in my head!

442
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:03,454
Patch the little boy's head up.

443
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,886
I told you to keep still...
- I got a patch on my head!

444
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,087
Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head.

445
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,353
Got him looking like 101 DaImatians.

446
00:25:10,838 --> 00:25:13,139
You heard of that movie?
Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102!

447
00:25:13,601 --> 00:25:14,667
Mind your business.

448
00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:16,613
I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!

449
00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:18,278
Man, why do I gotta...

450
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,432
You look good.
- Take care of the thing.

451
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,067
Quit talking, more cut.
Wait till my mom gets here.

452
00:25:23,479 --> 00:25:24,612
I've got it now.

453
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,372
Jimmy, what are you doing?

454
00:25:28,479 --> 00:25:30,312
Got that little boy looking like a leopard.

455
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:33,966
He needs little spots all around.
Look at him!

456
00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:55,903
Don't ignore me.

457
00:25:56,195 --> 00:25:57,295
Don't ignore me like that.

458
00:25:57,635 --> 00:25:58,835
Turn their heads....

459
00:25:59,156 --> 00:26:00,456
How's everybody doing?

460
00:26:06,436 --> 00:26:07,170
My bad.

461
00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:18,581
Clean you up or something?

462
00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:20,894
How you doing, Mr. Wallace?
- How you doing?

463
00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,381
Good to see you, thanks for coming.
- Yes, indeed.

464
00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:25,094
Wanna go out back and talk?
- Yeah.

465
00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:26,220
All right.

466
00:26:27,473 --> 00:26:28,740
Eddie.
- Nigger.

467
00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:34,200
Calvin, I'm glad you called me back.

468
00:26:36,073 --> 00:26:38,006
I was beginning to think
you don't like Lester.

469
00:26:38,393 --> 00:26:41,427
Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop.
Left everything the same.

470
00:26:42,431 --> 00:26:44,565
I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.

471
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,272
I told you, I'm a man of my word.

472
00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:49,987
You know, Calvin...

473
00:26:50,552 --> 00:26:52,552
if you can't make the payments...

474
00:26:53,072 --> 00:26:54,572
you're gonna lose the shop...

475
00:26:54,991 --> 00:26:56,191
and have nothing.

476
00:26:56,592 --> 00:26:58,292
Or, if you sell it to me...

477
00:26:58,831 --> 00:27:02,265
you make sure that the sign outside
always says "barbershop."

478
00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,070
I can live with that.

479
00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:12,490
If you take this money,
that's as good as a contract.

480
00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:17,070
I wouldn't want to have
any misappropriations going on up in here.

481
00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:24,469
Yeah, me neither.

482
00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:29,095
You know,
I made your father the same offer...

483
00:27:30,188 --> 00:27:31,288
but he turned it down.

484
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:34,255
But you're a better businessman.
You got vision.

485
00:27:38,146 --> 00:27:39,413
$20,000, that's your buyout.

486
00:27:39,748 --> 00:27:41,281
I'll manage bank payments, as discussed.

487
00:27:41,668 --> 00:27:43,768
And I'll get the paperwork to you next week.

488
00:27:44,827 --> 00:27:45,727
Okay.

489
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:49,267
You're sure you're gonna keep
the barbershop open, right?

490
00:27:49,746 --> 00:27:53,480
I'm a businessman, and a
barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.

491
00:27:55,585 --> 00:27:57,419
So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.

492
00:27:57,866 --> 00:28:00,667
Wait a minute.
That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.

493
00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:04,838
You told me that the sign outside
would always say "barbershop."

494
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:06,512
It will.

495
00:28:07,946 --> 00:28:10,746
It's gonna be called "The Barbershop."
I'll keep that same theme going.

496
00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:12,926
The girls dressed like little barbers.

497
00:28:13,305 --> 00:28:15,405
You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.

498
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,438
And you can get some trim.

499
00:28:20,025 --> 00:28:21,325
Hold it, Mr. Wallace.

500
00:28:23,782 --> 00:28:24,816
Mr. Wallace!

501
00:28:27,504 --> 00:28:28,704
You have a nice day.

502
00:28:36,903 --> 00:28:40,103
I just don't understand why someone
would drive into the store like that.

503
00:28:40,861 --> 00:28:43,628
Now, see, I told Sitting Bull
across the street over there...

504
00:28:44,302 --> 00:28:45,969
not to put no cash machine in his store...

505
00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:48,421
'cause black people
don't know how to act.

506
00:28:48,902 --> 00:28:51,369
Who're you telling?
That's why black people can't have nothing.

507
00:28:51,861 --> 00:28:54,028
Apparently, neither can lndian folks.
Give me! Move!

508
00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:57,343
Samir is not Indian, okay?
He's Pakistani. He's from Pakistan.

509
00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:01,453
All I know is, he can pack and stand
his ass on that corner all he want to.

510
00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:05,421
But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's
liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?

511
00:29:06,181 --> 00:29:08,315
Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it!
- He's gonna pah-yow!

512
00:29:08,859 --> 00:29:10,459
Samir is not Native American, okay?

513
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,880
He's not Arab, he's not Mexican,
he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.

514
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,086
Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan.
I don't care where he's from.

515
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,027
He ain't from here, I know that.

516
00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:21,545
He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.

517
00:29:24,859 --> 00:29:26,459
Damn, speaking of Pakistan....

518
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,913
That's all right!

519
00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:32,552
Boy, what's wrong with you?

520
00:29:33,018 --> 00:29:34,518
He cut a patch in the back of my head.

521
00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:37,238
I'm sorry, ma'am, it wasn't my fault.
He kept moving, so...

522
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,553
I did not, I did not keep moving.

523
00:29:40,977 --> 00:29:41,777
Bless her.

524
00:29:42,017 --> 00:29:44,417
You know you kept moving.
- What're you talking about?

525
00:29:45,377 --> 00:29:46,977
It don't look that bad.
- Yes, it does.

526
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:48,684
Think of it as a new style.

527
00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:52,053
Before you know it, everybody'll be
walking around with a patch in their head.

528
00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,057
Why would people walk around
with a patch in their head?

529
00:29:55,657 --> 00:29:57,790
So, that makes it free, right?

530
00:29:58,617 --> 00:29:59,750
Ain't that right?

531
00:30:00,136 --> 00:30:01,103
Right?

532
00:30:05,415 --> 00:30:06,315
Okay.

533
00:30:10,215 --> 00:30:11,015
Come on.

534
00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:16,468
Jimmy will never touch your head again,
I promise.

535
00:30:16,936 --> 00:30:17,669
Thank you.

536
00:30:20,014 --> 00:30:21,681
Damn!

537
00:30:22,414 --> 00:30:25,448
Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you!

538
00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:28,447
Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog.

539
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:30,826
I'll take it.

540
00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:32,413
Damn, my phone's ringing.

541
00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:34,207
J.D.
- What?

542
00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,288
Would you please back up?

543
00:30:37,172 --> 00:30:38,139
My bad.

544
00:30:38,332 --> 00:30:41,032
Thank you. I couldn't breathe.
- Come on, man, get in there.

545
00:30:41,854 --> 00:30:42,920
Open the door.

546
00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:45,060
Is that that punk Jay?

547
00:30:47,891 --> 00:30:49,425
My foot!
- Jay! You all right?

548
00:30:49,812 --> 00:30:51,178
Jay! Come here, you punk!

549
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:53,266
I'm gonna get your black ass.

550
00:30:57,692 --> 00:30:58,659
Billy!

551
00:31:06,691 --> 00:31:07,491
Get up!

552
00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:09,032
Come here!

553
00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:12,077
Billy!

554
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,270
What the hell are you doing, man?

555
00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:21,810
Man, you just let him get away.

556
00:31:22,328 --> 00:31:24,095
He owes me $5 from a crap game.

557
00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:25,963
I ain't paying your ass nothing!

558
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:27,404
What?
- Billy!

559
00:31:28,649 --> 00:31:31,215
Bring your ass back over here!
- Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on!

560
00:31:31,809 --> 00:31:33,676
Come on, Billy,
bring your ass back over here.

561
00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,254
$5!

562
00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:39,176
You gonna cause a scene in public for $5?

563
00:31:39,688 --> 00:31:40,822
Man, he owes me money.

564
00:31:41,128 --> 00:31:43,194
We've got $50,000 back at the motel.

565
00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:47,148
You're gonna cause a scene for $5?

566
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,440
$5?

567
00:31:50,047 --> 00:31:52,214
It ain't even about the money.
It's the principle.

568
00:31:52,728 --> 00:31:54,162
What?
- That's right, the principle.

569
00:31:54,569 --> 00:31:55,602
He's supposed to pay.

570
00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,619
This is Chi-Town's finest,
and I ain't going out like no sucker.

571
00:31:59,366 --> 00:32:01,266
You ain't going out like no sucker?
- No.

572
00:32:02,806 --> 00:32:04,873
You know what, player?
We're gonna get caught.

573
00:32:05,566 --> 00:32:07,100
And you wanna know why?
- Why?

574
00:32:07,405 --> 00:32:09,805
There's a stupid nigger in every bunch,
who messes up everybody.

575
00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:11,399
You know what?

576
00:32:13,525 --> 00:32:14,892
You that dumb nigger.

577
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,766
You know what? I tell you this.

578
00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:19,106
If he owed you money,
you'd be chasing him, too.

579
00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:22,518
I would've whupped him last week.
- Why you think I was chasing him? What....

580
00:32:23,244 --> 00:32:24,044
Shit!

581
00:32:25,205 --> 00:32:26,871
What? Keep it moving.

582
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,118
Ain't nothing to see here.

583
00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:31,737
Come on, man. I lost my head.

584
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,357
But you understand, it wasn't just money.
- $5, player?

585
00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:37,450
I'm telling you, they got about
$15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM.

586
00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:38,845
$15,000?

587
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,024
Those machines are worth
more than the money in them.

588
00:32:41,403 --> 00:32:43,003
There may be a reward.
- For an ATM machine?

589
00:32:43,404 --> 00:32:44,937
I wish the money in it was mine.

590
00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:48,523
I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out
to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster.

591
00:32:49,283 --> 00:32:50,883
See, now that's upscale.

592
00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:53,683
Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish.
That is not upscale.

593
00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,241
I don't hate cheese toast
just 'cause I'm eating...

594
00:32:56,762 --> 00:32:58,529
scampis and shrimps
and scallops and shit.

595
00:32:58,962 --> 00:32:59,995
You are truly ignorant.

596
00:33:00,283 --> 00:33:01,416
You don't know what a scallop is.

597
00:33:01,722 --> 00:33:03,189
It ain't even a shellfish.

598
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,761
Did you know you get on my nerves?

599
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,880
Condoms.

600
00:33:06,161 --> 00:33:08,162
Pampers if you're too late.
- What's with the dogs?

601
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,407
Get them dogs out of here.
- You like dogs.

602
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,527
Don't make me smack you.
- I told you once.

603
00:33:12,962 --> 00:33:15,262
Y'all need some dogs
I got this one, if you buy this one...

604
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,007
you get this one half off.
- Don't come back, man.

605
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:21,320
Going home. I'm never coming
in this shop again. I work for me.

606
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,079
Calvin, what that boy name?

607
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,333
I've told you four times, that's Ricky.

608
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,600
Hold still.

609
00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:33,606
What?
- What do you think you doing?

610
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,540
I'm just trying to get him clean
like them Gillette commercials.

611
00:33:37,038 --> 00:33:40,072
That's the problem with y'all today.
Y'all don't know nothing.

612
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:44,459
Sit up there, just watch too much TV
and listen to that Jigga Ray...

613
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:47,746
and all them folk up in there,
hippity-hoppity nonsense...

614
00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:50,638
and don't know nothing.
Let me. Sir, you mind?

615
00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:54,625
Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.

616
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,725
Roots, get me a hot towel.

617
00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:01,029
Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.

618
00:34:02,237 --> 00:34:04,071
These young boys don't know nothing.

619
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,436
Let me get you lathered up here.

620
00:34:07,997 --> 00:34:09,430
Put that towel on his face.

621
00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:13,995
Get your foam nice and lathery.

622
00:34:14,715 --> 00:34:16,382
Y'all come over here and learn something.

623
00:34:16,835 --> 00:34:19,702
You finish that up. Put that on there.
Put that on the side over there.

624
00:34:20,355 --> 00:34:23,488
See, in my day,
a barber was more than just somebody...

625
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:27,330
who sit around in a FUBU shirt
with his drawers hanging all out.

626
00:34:29,274 --> 00:34:32,574
In my day, a barber was a counselor.

627
00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:35,761
He was a fashion expert.

628
00:34:38,194 --> 00:34:39,894
A style coach. Pimp.

629
00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:41,747
Just general, all-around hustler.

630
00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:45,021
But the problem with y'all cats today...

631
00:34:46,472 --> 00:34:47,405
is that...

632
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:49,787
you got no skill.

633
00:34:50,953 --> 00:34:52,387
No sense of history.

634
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,333
And then, with a straight face...

635
00:34:57,192 --> 00:34:59,025
got the nerve to want to be somebody.

636
00:34:59,512 --> 00:35:00,946
Want somebody to respect you.

637
00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:03,698
But it takes respect to get respect.
Understand?

638
00:35:05,072 --> 00:35:06,172
See, I'm old.

639
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:08,304
But, Lord willing...

640
00:35:09,552 --> 00:35:13,019
I'd be spared the sight
of seeing everything that we worked for...

641
00:35:14,951 --> 00:35:16,385
flushed down the drain...

642
00:35:16,672 --> 00:35:18,839
by someone who don't know no better...

643
00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:20,616
or care.

644
00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:22,691
Calvin.
- Hey, baby.

645
00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,457
Can we talk in the back?

646
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,064
That's coming right on off there.
See, that's smooth.

647
00:35:27,591 --> 00:35:30,624
When he get through, his face gonna
be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.

648
00:35:33,349 --> 00:35:34,883
Calvin, baby, what's going on?

649
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,135
What you mean?

650
00:35:36,429 --> 00:35:39,129
Janelle called me and said that
she saw Lester Wallace in here.

651
00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,623
Why Janelle won't stay out
my business? God.

652
00:35:41,988 --> 00:35:44,555
When did you start doing business
with a loan shark like him?

653
00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:46,916
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark.
- Really?

654
00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:49,015
He's just a businessman from the street.

655
00:35:49,469 --> 00:35:51,536
Okay, but wait. Why was he here?

656
00:35:51,947 --> 00:35:53,247
To get a haircut.

657
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,054
Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece.

658
00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:01,021
He had to get that faded a little bit.
So, I just....

659
00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:03,795
No? All right. Come here.
Let me show you something.

660
00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:06,960
I'll show you something
that's gonna make you much happier.

661
00:36:13,227 --> 00:36:14,360
Check it out.

662
00:36:22,546 --> 00:36:23,813
What did you do?

663
00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:25,599
I sold the barbershop.

664
00:36:25,824 --> 00:36:27,791
You sold your father's barbershop
to Lester Wallace?

665
00:36:28,306 --> 00:36:29,173
Don't, "shh" me.

666
00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:32,091
We're trying to get
our recording studio started.

667
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,224
Recording studio? Have you forgotten?

668
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,459
You almost
electrocuted yourself this morning.

669
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,344
What matters is, I made this move for us.
This is for us.

670
00:36:39,903 --> 00:36:41,170
Us?
- Yes.

671
00:36:42,023 --> 00:36:42,823
Tell me something.

672
00:36:43,064 --> 00:36:45,398
Why is it you make all these
spontaneous decisions...

673
00:36:45,944 --> 00:36:47,778
and then we got to get us out of it?

674
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:48,942
Baby....

675
00:36:49,303 --> 00:36:52,103
I had to do something to get the monkey
off our back. That's what I did.

676
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:55,477
But, listen.
Your grandfather opened this shop.

677
00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:58,524
He handed it down to your father,
who left it to you.

678
00:36:59,381 --> 00:37:02,882
And all he did was give away free haircuts.
Now they want freebies.

679
00:37:04,342 --> 00:37:07,709
He let all those barbers in there
use their station whenever they wanted to...

680
00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:11,429
pay rent whenever they wanted to,
and we're in debt because of that.

681
00:37:12,141 --> 00:37:13,341
It's because of him.

682
00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:15,988
I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.

683
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,907
Dinka. What're they saying?

684
00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:21,781
Something about a monkey coming back.
But his ass has too much pressure.

685
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,980
You deserve more than this.
I'm trying to give you the world.

686
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:34,127
You know what? I don't need the world.

687
00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:35,892
I don't need Oprah's house.

688
00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:38,926
It's not Oprah's house.
It's Stedman's guesthouse...

689
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:42,027
and it's a five-bedroom,
four-and-a-half bath...

690
00:37:42,539 --> 00:37:44,439
with a Jacuzzi, pool...
- Listen.

691
00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:46,271
This shop had very little debt until...

692
00:37:46,659 --> 00:37:49,693
you started spending all the money
on those get-rich-quick schemes.

693
00:37:51,057 --> 00:37:53,458
It's my fault?
Let me hear you say it. It's my fault?

694
00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:55,052
Well, yeah, it's your fault.

695
00:37:55,377 --> 00:37:57,544
How is it my fault,
and I'm just trying to better myself?

696
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:00,625
Wait a minute, I see what this is about.
This is about you.

697
00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:04,504
Okay.
- No.

698
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,650
You know what? I mean, think about it.

699
00:38:07,935 --> 00:38:10,402
How could you sell this place?
I met you here.

700
00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:14,683
My father used to come here every Saturday.
He loved this place.

701
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,911
You used to love it, too. What happened?

702
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,602
You know what?
This is a little too much for me right now.

703
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,563
You gonna mess around
and send me into premature labor.

704
00:38:29,054 --> 00:38:32,021
I can't believe you sold your father's shop.
- Jennifer....

705
00:38:40,975 --> 00:38:42,708
Still couldn't hear nothing.

706
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,088
Can you help me with this shoe?

707
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,494
From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.

708
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,633
Pull this sock off for me, too.
- Are these socks clean?

709
00:38:58,133 --> 00:38:59,733
They're my mama's socks, man.

710
00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,300
You know we wear the same size shoe?

711
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:08,033
Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man.
I'm going to go get that for you.

712
00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:11,372
Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid.

713
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,766
'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right.

714
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,918
You just stay here, work on the ATM.

715
00:39:17,411 --> 00:39:19,578
Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.

716
00:39:20,371 --> 00:39:21,971
lt isn't nothing but some dead skin.

717
00:39:22,411 --> 00:39:25,745
All I need is some cocoa butter.
I can get that. Excuse me, player.

718
00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:27,443
Excuse me, dog.

719
00:39:28,251 --> 00:39:29,217
Oh, my God.
- Oh, God!

720
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,617
Okay, man, are we straight or what?

721
00:39:43,889 --> 00:39:45,723
Next.
- Hold on, man.

722
00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:51,876
$20, man.
- All right.

723
00:39:53,089 --> 00:39:55,956
Here's a little something extra
for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care.

724
00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:02,154
Hold on, player.
- Wait!

725
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,135
Hey, hook me up, Cal.

726
00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:06,253
See, I was next.
- No, I was here earlier.

727
00:40:06,687 --> 00:40:07,887
You got any money?

728
00:40:08,247 --> 00:40:10,147
-Man, I got your money--
-See, I got money too.

729
00:40:10,526 --> 00:40:11,660
I'll do you next.

730
00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:15,420
Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.

731
00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:17,273
Either that or go see Eddie.

732
00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:19,480
I'm busy.
- I don't want to see Eddie.

733
00:40:19,926 --> 00:40:21,360
That's right. Come on. Take care.

734
00:40:21,765 --> 00:40:24,632
You know I got stuff to do, man.
Get these nose hairs for me.

735
00:40:25,286 --> 00:40:26,419
Nose hairs?

736
00:40:26,846 --> 00:40:29,646
You ain't got my money,
I'm going to get them ass hairs for you.

737
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,412
I hear that Evander Holyfield
gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.

738
00:40:33,924 --> 00:40:35,691
How is he gonna call himself a man of God?

739
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,425
You know what? You're right.

740
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:40,633
When he down there in Georgia,
slinging his thing through half the state.

741
00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:43,726
I bet that you all didn't even know
Jesus wasn't a Christian.

742
00:40:44,284 --> 00:40:45,417
He was a Jew.

743
00:40:45,724 --> 00:40:46,990
Hey, Jimmy.
- Yo.

744
00:40:48,123 --> 00:40:50,756
Why you always throwing out random trivia,
like you know everything?

745
00:40:51,363 --> 00:40:53,863
I don't think I know everything,
I'm saying that being educated...

746
00:40:54,444 --> 00:40:56,211
guarantees I won't spend
my life behind bars.

747
00:40:56,643 --> 00:40:59,043
That's what this is about?
Me being in the pen?

748
00:40:59,644 --> 00:41:01,544
I'm just saying...
- Who you talking about?

749
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,077
I'm just saying, being educated means
you have opportunities.

750
00:41:05,683 --> 00:41:07,816
And the rest of us are doing what?
Biding our time?

751
00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:10,008
Can you guys stop arguing for once?

752
00:41:10,963 --> 00:41:14,530
You're like a bunch of little kids.
Back and forth. I'm getting a headache.

753
00:41:15,362 --> 00:41:17,029
That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.

754
00:41:17,481 --> 00:41:19,314
This isn't the end of the line
for Jimmy James.

755
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,560
Well, leave.

756
00:41:20,842 --> 00:41:22,409
You could do a lot worse
than being a barber.

757
00:41:22,721 --> 00:41:24,088
And a lot better.

758
00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,114
And don't hate me 'cause I'm
trying to make something of myself.

759
00:41:27,722 --> 00:41:30,289
Black Picasso of the ghetto!
- Barber's a respectable occupation.

760
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,480
I'll have my own mural, my own shop.

761
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,620
I might even take over this shop
if Calvin don't give it to his son.

762
00:41:36,279 --> 00:41:38,813
Let me tell you something.
You will never own a black barbershop.

763
00:41:39,441 --> 00:41:41,841
I will if I want to.
- If Tony Roma can make ribs better...

764
00:41:42,318 --> 00:41:44,452
than black people,
Isaac can own a black barbershop.

765
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,266
Ribs better than black people?

766
00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:49,406
You want some good ribs?
You should go over to C&K on 75th.

767
00:41:50,078 --> 00:41:52,245
Tony Roma boils his ribs.
That is not authentic.

768
00:41:53,999 --> 00:41:55,599
No. Tony Roma's is delicious.

769
00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,866
You know, I don't see white or black.

770
00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:00,551
I just see red sauce on everything.

771
00:42:01,598 --> 00:42:02,632
Well, you're new here.

772
00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:04,450
He don't boil his ribs.
- I like them.

773
00:42:04,837 --> 00:42:06,203
Know what? Jimmy got a point.

774
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,492
Because nobody in here
want to be a barber...

775
00:42:08,878 --> 00:42:10,311
for the rest of their life.

776
00:42:10,677 --> 00:42:12,377
Thank you. That's all I'm saying.

777
00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:13,832
I like cutting hair.

778
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,090
Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman.
I mean, it's respectable.

779
00:42:17,677 --> 00:42:19,443
And I must admit I like it.

780
00:42:19,795 --> 00:42:21,329
So I guess I agree with Terri.

781
00:42:22,597 --> 00:42:24,331
You agree with everything Terri say.

782
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,275
Watch it, Jimmy.
- You a hater.

783
00:42:28,516 --> 00:42:30,216
No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

784
00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:31,815
Hey, Lamar.

785
00:42:32,556 --> 00:42:34,389
Run, nigger. Look at him go.

786
00:42:34,835 --> 00:42:36,035
Be right back.

787
00:42:39,076 --> 00:42:42,109
Hey, Lamar.
Don't bring your skinny ass back.

788
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:48,275
See that? That's why you can't have
no business in the ghetto.

789
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,273
You must not know me.

790
00:42:57,154 --> 00:42:58,754
Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.

791
00:42:59,273 --> 00:43:00,940
I'll whup into you like that, boy.

792
00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:06,766
Now, I'm gonna have to poke you.

793
00:43:07,913 --> 00:43:09,347
Oh, I think I got it.

794
00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,591
Just give us the money.

795
00:43:16,912 --> 00:43:18,279
What's my mama's code?

796
00:43:22,671 --> 00:43:23,771
Thank you, cutie.

797
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,992
You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.

798
00:43:27,951 --> 00:43:28,985
What's up, little man?

799
00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:30,570
I got an announcement to make.

800
00:43:30,911 --> 00:43:32,111
I bought some more apple juice.

801
00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,197
And I want nobody in here to drink it.

802
00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:37,470
Have some respect and decency
for other people's stuff.

803
00:43:38,030 --> 00:43:40,264
What you looking at me for?
- Because I know you drank it.

804
00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,458
Did you see me drink it?
-I don't care.

805
00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:44,411
I'm being real nice right now.

806
00:43:45,308 --> 00:43:47,542
Don't touch my apple juice,
or there will be repercussions.

807
00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:50,569
You know what? Repercussion, my nuts.
- Grow some.

808
00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:52,683
You hear that?

809
00:43:58,149 --> 00:43:59,283
Barbershop.

810
00:44:02,387 --> 00:44:03,420
Terri, it's Kevin.

811
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,142
I'm not here.

812
00:44:05,349 --> 00:44:06,849
What?
- I'm not here.

813
00:44:07,547 --> 00:44:08,814
I know you heard that.

814
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:10,981
All right.

815
00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:14,660
Let's kill all this applause, now,
because we all know...

816
00:44:15,228 --> 00:44:17,695
that she's gonna go right back to him
just like she always do.

817
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,274
Don't make me run these
clippers up your ass.

818
00:44:20,787 --> 00:44:22,954
Might need some help with that.
- She told you.

819
00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:26,107
Terri, you all right?

820
00:44:34,025 --> 00:44:35,225
I should thank you.

821
00:44:35,626 --> 00:44:36,426
For what?

822
00:44:36,585 --> 00:44:39,085
This morning,
I made such a spectacle of myself.

823
00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,992
But your words were kind.

824
00:44:42,463 --> 00:44:44,864
I believe they were, "Stay strong, brother."

825
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,692
Something like that.
How much I owe you for this?

826
00:44:48,226 --> 00:44:50,693
For one brief, embarrassing moment,
I chose to give up.

827
00:44:51,263 --> 00:44:53,430
But your words
were just the reminder I needed.

828
00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:55,565
Perhaps insignificant to you...

829
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,651
but sometimes I think...

830
00:44:58,103 --> 00:45:01,670
we are unaware of how the little
things for us can be so huge for others.

831
00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:04,863
Hey, honeybun.

832
00:45:05,263 --> 00:45:07,097
Hey, boo.
- This is just too much. Hi.

833
00:45:08,263 --> 00:45:10,896
It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.

834
00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:14,330
Anyway, I do find it amusing
that the people...

835
00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:17,015
who stole my ATM
will not get any money out of it.

836
00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:19,295
Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things.

837
00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:22,142
'Cause there is no money in it.
It is brand new.

838
00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,342
It had not even been loaded yet.

839
00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:26,274
There's no money in it?

840
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,707
That's a trip.
- Yes.

841
00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:32,468
How much I owe you for this?
- No. Put your money away.

842
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,913
You take this. This is for you.

843
00:45:36,619 --> 00:45:37,586
Thanks, man.

844
00:45:39,421 --> 00:45:40,921
So, what you gonna do?

845
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:45,187
I rebuild.
I fix the store, and I stay right here.

846
00:45:46,901 --> 00:45:48,401
The fight must go on.

847
00:45:49,658 --> 00:45:51,525
Either that, or I go back to India.

848
00:45:51,979 --> 00:45:53,913
India? I thought you were from Pakistan.

849
00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:56,380
Heavens, no.
Who would tell you such a thing?

850
00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,660
Jimmy.

851
00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:01,607
No, India. PunJab State.
Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.

852
00:46:02,418 --> 00:46:03,785
Thanks, man, I appreciate this.

853
00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,506
Your words were payment enough.

854
00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:07,545
What else can I have...
- No, that's all you get.

855
00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,445
What about those...
- No.

856
00:46:11,337 --> 00:46:14,538
Thanks for the juice, man.
- You're welcome. I'll see you soon.

857
00:46:16,897 --> 00:46:18,664
Fellows, what's up?

858
00:46:19,018 --> 00:46:20,285
Got the shoes.

859
00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:21,858
Hey, Checkers.
- You got them?

860
00:46:22,097 --> 00:46:23,297
You got the shoes.

861
00:46:24,297 --> 00:46:25,963
I'll show you how to play.

862
00:46:29,096 --> 00:46:30,863
I'll show you how to play some hardball!

863
00:46:31,297 --> 00:46:32,664
Y'all, look at this lady.

864
00:46:33,016 --> 00:46:34,849
Give it up!
- Now you're talking!

865
00:46:35,815 --> 00:46:38,049
Come over here. You got to see this.
You're missing it!

866
00:46:38,575 --> 00:46:40,742
Somebody out there doing somebody's car?

867
00:46:41,376 --> 00:46:42,476
Damn!

868
00:46:42,815 --> 00:46:45,216
She wanna be real, crack that windshield!
That's what I'd do!

869
00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:48,508
I'll get you good!
I'm gonna get you real good!

870
00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:53,175
Man, what kind of car is it?
- Toyota Camry.

871
00:46:54,974 --> 00:46:57,474
Wait, that's a good car.
I got one of them. I just bought one.

872
00:46:58,055 --> 00:46:58,855
Sick!

873
00:46:59,094 --> 00:47:00,128
What color is it?

874
00:47:00,654 --> 00:47:01,454
Silver.

875
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:02,960
Pimp! Player!

876
00:47:03,694 --> 00:47:04,761
That's a good color.

877
00:47:04,975 --> 00:47:08,009
It got a chrome rocker panel?

878
00:47:13,572 --> 00:47:14,706
That's my car!

879
00:47:17,413 --> 00:47:20,613
What the hell you doing? That's my car!
Stop hitting on my car!

880
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:22,639
This is Malcolm Brown's car.

881
00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:24,738
Put the bat down!
I don't know Bobby Brown!

882
00:47:25,172 --> 00:47:27,039
Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!

883
00:47:27,413 --> 00:47:29,246
Stop it! Put the bat down!

884
00:47:29,611 --> 00:47:32,245
This ain't Malcolm Brown car?
- This ain't no Malcolm Brown.

885
00:47:33,332 --> 00:47:34,232
I just bought it!

886
00:47:34,412 --> 00:47:35,845
It look like Malcolm Brown car.

887
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,543
Lady, I don't care what it look like!
It's my car.

888
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,437
Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?

889
00:47:41,890 --> 00:47:43,490
Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?

890
00:47:43,811 --> 00:47:46,278
Damn. Well, my bad.

891
00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,850
Your what? What you say?

892
00:47:49,371 --> 00:47:50,071
Your bad?

893
00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:53,864
I hope I never make a woman that angry.

894
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,109
Hey, Ricky.

895
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:00,310
What's up?

896
00:48:02,688 --> 00:48:04,355
I'm feeling to go get some fish.

897
00:48:05,169 --> 00:48:06,135
So, Ricky...

898
00:48:06,608 --> 00:48:10,375
what advice can you offer a guy like me
on the art of wooing women?

899
00:48:11,328 --> 00:48:12,195
On what?

900
00:48:12,649 --> 00:48:14,415
You know, getting the hookup...

901
00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:18,547
the digits, the skins, ill nana,
snappy nappy, oochie wallie?

902
00:48:20,128 --> 00:48:21,328
Yo, just be yourself.

903
00:48:22,648 --> 00:48:25,448
I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.

904
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,867
There's too much of myself to go around.

905
00:48:28,287 --> 00:48:30,454
Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers
pulling good ass.

906
00:48:30,886 --> 00:48:33,186
Look at Biggie, Heavy D.

907
00:48:33,767 --> 00:48:35,768
They were world-famous rappers.

908
00:48:36,926 --> 00:48:40,126
I, on the other hand,
am an overweight barber from West Africa...

909
00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:42,533
with a fondness for poetry.

910
00:48:43,245 --> 00:48:45,812
Attitude will put you on. Confidence.

911
00:48:46,685 --> 00:48:47,485
Okay.

912
00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:51,645
She got to know that, at a moment's notice,
you know, you will not hesitate...

913
00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:54,379
to put the pimp hand down
on Jesus himself...

914
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,065
if he ever made the mistake of
disrespecting her.

915
00:48:59,724 --> 00:49:02,124
How you think Captain Kirk
got all that booty?

916
00:49:08,164 --> 00:49:09,064
Yes!

917
00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:11,983
Thank you, brother!

918
00:49:12,803 --> 00:49:13,736
Put me down.

919
00:49:18,644 --> 00:49:20,244
Hey, Calvin.
- What's up man?

920
00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:21,862
Got them shoes!

921
00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:24,395
I was just looking at these!

922
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,540
How are you doing, Mr. Wallace?

923
00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:47,395
This is Calvin.

924
00:49:48,162 --> 00:49:50,795
You think it'd be all right
if I come through there and talk to you?

925
00:49:52,681 --> 00:49:55,314
First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo.

926
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,453
Say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug."

927
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,540
Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself
a Bentley with some 20s on it.

928
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,074
That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you.

929
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,399
I'm going to get some 25s.

930
00:50:12,999 --> 00:50:15,632
And you the reason why.
That's what I'm going to do.

931
00:50:18,358 --> 00:50:21,891
You wanna act like you ain't giving it up,
but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.

932
00:50:22,678 --> 00:50:24,378
And you better have my money.

933
00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:29,737
Oh, no!

934
00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:39,964
Help me!

935
00:50:42,237 --> 00:50:43,437
Somebody help me!

936
00:50:43,676 --> 00:50:45,843
Damn! Open this door!

937
00:50:46,556 --> 00:50:48,723
Who is it?
- It's the manager! Open this door!

938
00:50:49,356 --> 00:50:51,256
What's going on up in there?
- Nothing.

939
00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:53,968
What you mean, nothing?
What the hell is that smell?

940
00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:56,849
I got diarrhea.
- Diarrhea? If you done messed up...

941
00:50:57,395 --> 00:50:59,162
How come you up here like you the police?

942
00:50:59,595 --> 00:51:02,328
If you done messed up this room...
- Ain't nobody messed up your room.

943
00:51:02,954 --> 00:51:04,321
You better open up this door!

944
00:51:04,715 --> 00:51:06,782
Diarrhea, my ass.
I ain't got to worry about you.

945
00:51:07,274 --> 00:51:10,241
Why are your keys Jingling out there?
Come in this room and see what happens.

946
00:51:10,914 --> 00:51:12,048
I'm calling the cops!

947
00:51:12,354 --> 00:51:13,954
Call the cops, then.
- You better...

948
00:51:14,393 --> 00:51:15,894
See how you like it when the cops come.

949
00:51:16,315 --> 00:51:18,948
Wait a minute. I take that back!
Don't do that. Come back!

950
00:51:19,672 --> 00:51:20,472
Damn!

951
00:51:21,392 --> 00:51:23,059
I'm calling the cops on you two!

952
00:51:31,751 --> 00:51:32,785
What the hell?

953
00:51:33,074 --> 00:51:33,974
Put it down.

954
00:51:36,071 --> 00:51:37,171
Watch your toes.

955
00:51:43,551 --> 00:51:45,551
All right, this is what we going to do.

956
00:51:45,952 --> 00:51:47,786
I'm going to take this
to my grandmama's house.

957
00:51:48,151 --> 00:51:50,217
And I want you to see
what the word on the street is.

958
00:51:50,711 --> 00:51:53,445
Just hang out at the barbershop.
You sure you can handle that?

959
00:51:54,669 --> 00:51:56,503
Do I have to draw you a picture?
- No.

960
00:51:58,309 --> 00:52:01,343
But can I go change my drawers first?
Because they sticking to me.

961
00:52:02,229 --> 00:52:03,196
Yeah.
- Thank you.

962
00:52:03,469 --> 00:52:06,203
But when you're at the barbershop,
you keep your mouth shut.

963
00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:09,844
I want you to be inconspicuous.

964
00:52:10,668 --> 00:52:12,835
The Panthers,
you got to give it up to them...

965
00:52:13,269 --> 00:52:15,336
Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...

966
00:52:15,748 --> 00:52:17,915
and you got to give it up
to Rosa Parks, period.

967
00:52:18,350 --> 00:52:20,917
Because they was deep,
and they was on the front line in the '60s.

968
00:52:21,427 --> 00:52:23,660
Who the hell is Rosa Parks?
- Who's Rosa Parks?

969
00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:26,408
She's only the founder of
the modern civil rights movement.

970
00:52:26,987 --> 00:52:29,854
'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus?
- Come on, you know who she is.

971
00:52:30,507 --> 00:52:31,640
Man, she was tired.

972
00:52:31,866 --> 00:52:34,100
That's what you do when you tired.
You sit your ass down.

973
00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:37,826
I sat on a bus and got thrown in Jail,
and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week.

974
00:52:38,586 --> 00:52:40,420
Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.

975
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:42,401
I done told you twice.
- Come on.

976
00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:44,940
You know what?
He need to hear this. You sit down.

977
00:52:45,385 --> 00:52:47,152
You sit down. You need to hear this, too.

978
00:52:47,585 --> 00:52:48,718
Sit down, Rayford.

979
00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:52,633
I probably wouldn't say this
in front of white folk.

980
00:52:53,266 --> 00:52:54,932
But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind.

981
00:52:55,264 --> 00:52:57,731
Rosa Parks ain't do nothing...

982
00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,372
but sit her black ass down.

983
00:53:00,866 --> 00:53:02,632
No, Eddie, you're wrong.

984
00:53:03,105 --> 00:53:05,572
Hold on, now, Seinfeld.

985
00:53:06,143 --> 00:53:07,276
You might learn something now.

986
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,083
I'm gonna give her just due
for what she did.

987
00:53:10,664 --> 00:53:12,598
Her act led to the movement
and everything...

988
00:53:13,063 --> 00:53:14,963
but she damn sure ain't special.

989
00:53:15,463 --> 00:53:18,664
It was a whole lot of black folk
sat down on buses...

990
00:53:19,382 --> 00:53:22,983
and they got thrown in Jail,
and they did it way before Rosa did!

991
00:53:23,782 --> 00:53:25,649
Only difference between them and her...

992
00:53:26,023 --> 00:53:28,490
is that she was a secretary
at the NAACCP...

993
00:53:29,063 --> 00:53:32,430
and she know Martin Luther King,
and they got a lot of publicity.

994
00:53:33,303 --> 00:53:35,603
To me it sound like you got
a little haterism in your game.

995
00:53:36,062 --> 00:53:39,762
Like hell! This ain't no hateration,
or no holleration in this dancery, okay?

996
00:53:40,581 --> 00:53:44,248
What I'm saying is,
is that black people need to stop lying.

997
00:53:45,661 --> 00:53:48,628
There's three things that
black people need to tell the truth about.

998
00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:51,654
One, Rodney King
should have got his ass beat...

999
00:53:52,181 --> 00:53:54,581
for driving drunk
and being pulled over in a Hyundai.

1000
00:53:55,061 --> 00:53:56,728
Two, O.J. did it.

1001
00:53:57,181 --> 00:53:59,081
O.J. did it? Oh, man!

1002
00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:02,361
And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing
but sit her black ass down.

1003
00:54:03,419 --> 00:54:04,753
That's right! I said it!

1004
00:54:06,779 --> 00:54:09,646
I'm going to back you up on that,
'cause he was on the bus back in the day.

1005
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:11,600
And he on the bus now.

1006
00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:14,340
Not only is what you're saying not true...

1007
00:54:14,898 --> 00:54:18,031
it's wrong and disrespectful
for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.

1008
00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:20,125
Wait. Hold on here.

1009
00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:22,779
Is this a barbershop?
- Yes, it is.

1010
00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,484
I mean, if we can't talk
straight in a barbershop...

1011
00:54:26,976 --> 00:54:28,910
then where can we talk straight?
Nowhere else.

1012
00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:32,179
You know, this ain't nothing but
healthy conversation. That's all.

1013
00:54:32,738 --> 00:54:33,938
Tearing Rosa Parks down?

1014
00:54:34,297 --> 00:54:36,597
There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop!
You know that.

1015
00:54:37,176 --> 00:54:40,510
You can talk about whoever and whatever,
whenever you want to in a barbershop.

1016
00:54:41,656 --> 00:54:43,189
You know you wrong, keep on walking.

1017
00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:46,375
You're walking by yourself.
I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.

1018
00:54:47,055 --> 00:54:49,922
You better not never let Jesse Jackson
hear you talking like that.

1019
00:54:52,135 --> 00:54:53,569
Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!

1020
00:54:59,414 --> 00:55:02,281
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action,
I'll take them all on!

1021
00:55:03,935 --> 00:55:05,135
That's what I got to say!

1022
00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:07,041
Man, I love this place.

1023
00:55:07,455 --> 00:55:09,289
To make that paper,
you see what I'm saying?

1024
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,354
Man, you got to have it with you.

1025
00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:13,706
What's up, man? Where you going?

1026
00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:16,742
You can't just walk past me
like you don't see me.

1027
00:55:17,934 --> 00:55:19,268
I'm talking to you, dog!

1028
00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:22,755
You can't just walk past me like that.
What, you Magic Juan or something?

1029
00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,087
Is Mr. Wallace in there?
- He here.

1030
00:55:26,732 --> 00:55:28,333
I lead. You follow.

1031
00:55:30,854 --> 00:55:31,988
Okay, lead.

1032
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,372
Two steps, motherfucker, two steps.

1033
00:55:36,413 --> 00:55:37,380
You know, Calvin...

1034
00:55:38,612 --> 00:55:42,479
I have never come across anybody
just wanting to give me my money back.

1035
00:55:44,491 --> 00:55:45,824
The whole thing, frankly...

1036
00:55:47,051 --> 00:55:48,518
vexes me, to be honest.

1037
00:55:49,091 --> 00:55:52,991
I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you.
I don't even know what that mean.

1038
00:55:53,891 --> 00:55:56,291
All I'm saying is,
I done had a change of heart.

1039
00:55:56,769 --> 00:55:58,669
I had all day to think about it.

1040
00:56:00,410 --> 00:56:03,444
If I'm going to lose my shop,
I just don't want to lose it this way.

1041
00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,430
Which way is that?

1042
00:56:09,968 --> 00:56:13,435
My money ain't good enough for you?
I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it?

1043
00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:16,277
You walk your black ass
into some white man's bank...

1044
00:56:16,809 --> 00:56:19,609
and you'll find out
that I'm the only friend you got.

1045
00:56:22,369 --> 00:56:24,769
On the subJect of the money
I gave you this morning...

1046
00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:28,217
the money is yours, the shop is mine.

1047
00:56:31,607 --> 00:56:34,974
But I'd be willing to call off the whole deal...

1048
00:56:36,968 --> 00:56:39,301
if you were to get me my money by, say...

1049
00:56:40,807 --> 00:56:41,774
7:00.

1050
00:56:44,248 --> 00:56:47,548
No problem. I could do better than that.
Give it to you right now.

1051
00:56:53,085 --> 00:56:53,885
$40,000.

1052
00:56:55,966 --> 00:56:57,632
But you only gave me $20,000.

1053
00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:00,080
That's double.

1054
00:57:01,805 --> 00:57:04,038
You expect me to pay you double by 7:00?

1055
00:57:05,924 --> 00:57:07,291
Come on, Mr. Wallace.

1056
00:57:07,765 --> 00:57:08,965
Get out of my office.

1057
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:18,592
Here go your money back.
I'm putting it right here on the table for you.

1058
00:57:19,284 --> 00:57:21,651
I'm sorry about any misunderstanding, or...

1059
00:57:22,443 --> 00:57:25,144
if I led you on in any kind of way,
I'm sorry...

1060
00:57:25,803 --> 00:57:27,803
but I can't sell my shop to you.

1061
00:57:39,002 --> 00:57:40,602
You forgot something.
- That's not mine.

1062
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:43,342
What you mean?
- I don't want it. You keep it.

1063
00:57:43,803 --> 00:57:46,303
You going to take this money.
How you gonna renege?

1064
00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:47,735
You keep it!

1065
00:57:50,441 --> 00:57:51,808
No, man, you keep it!

1066
00:57:52,162 --> 00:57:53,595
You forgot something!

1067
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,441
Take this money!
- I don't want it!

1068
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,800
Do I look like Barry Sanders?
Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?

1069
00:58:01,361 --> 00:58:03,761
I don't want it!
- Shut up! I got a Job to do!

1070
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,007
And you ain't allowing me to do it.

1071
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,574
Come on. Hold on.

1072
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,067
Damn!

1073
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,267
What the hell is wrong with you?
Got me running all over the goddamn place.

1074
00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:27,045
This money's yours. You hear me?

1075
00:58:28,597 --> 00:58:29,397
Yeah.

1076
00:58:39,437 --> 00:58:40,571
My grandmama home.

1077
00:58:41,358 --> 00:58:43,591
Girl, you got a great future behind you.

1078
00:58:49,516 --> 00:58:50,850
Oh, shit!

1079
00:59:14,835 --> 00:59:15,869
What the fuck?

1080
00:59:27,194 --> 00:59:28,861
What the hell am I gonna do?

1081
00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:39,960
6-0-5....

1082
00:59:41,192 --> 00:59:44,326
613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.

1083
00:59:47,231 --> 00:59:49,065
That's us, man. Come on, we got to go.

1084
00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,986
Forget about the cash.

1085
00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:53,151
You got to buy lunch.
I don't have any money.

1086
00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:54,518
Let's go.

1087
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,743
The machine broke, y'all!

1088
01:00:15,508 --> 01:00:16,975
I said, the machine broke!

1089
01:00:27,308 --> 01:00:30,342
Wait, I'm sorry I messed up
your flowers and everything.

1090
01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:33,375
They were real pretty.

1091
01:00:36,228 --> 01:00:37,261
You talking to me?

1092
01:00:37,587 --> 01:00:39,421
You the only one standing here, right?

1093
01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:42,235
Yes, this is true.

1094
01:00:44,189 --> 01:00:45,489
And the card...

1095
01:00:46,506 --> 01:00:48,806
what it said, it was pretty, too.

1096
01:00:50,148 --> 01:00:51,748
You wrote that yourself?

1097
01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:53,048
No.

1098
01:00:53,986 --> 01:00:56,153
Actually, that's a love poem...

1099
01:00:57,227 --> 01:00:58,994
by a man named Pablo Neruda.

1100
01:01:01,466 --> 01:01:02,666
He knows what to say.

1101
01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:07,465
Got me feeling all gentle.

1102
01:01:50,262 --> 01:01:53,295
So, Terri,
I know you have a boyfriend and everything.

1103
01:01:54,781 --> 01:01:57,014
But, you know...

1104
01:01:58,141 --> 01:01:59,408
I was wondering...

1105
01:01:59,781 --> 01:02:02,248
maybe we could, you...
- Kevin.

1106
01:02:03,421 --> 01:02:04,288
Brother K.

1107
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:09,820
Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.

1108
01:02:13,941 --> 01:02:15,241
These are for you.

1109
01:02:17,779 --> 01:02:18,813
We need to talk.

1110
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:20,587
Hold on a second, baby.

1111
01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:23,107
Super-Size-Me Mandela,
you wanna get up off my neck?

1112
01:02:23,659 --> 01:02:24,859
Hold on a second, baby.

1113
01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:26,946
What, you don't understand English?

1114
01:02:28,538 --> 01:02:29,405
Stop.

1115
01:02:30,739 --> 01:02:32,006
Be gone, Mandingo.
- Kevin.

1116
01:02:32,258 --> 01:02:33,625
I'm talking to my lady.

1117
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:38,286
Can you believe Shaka-Zulu?
- Listen!

1118
01:02:39,258 --> 01:02:40,725
I need to say something.

1119
01:02:42,338 --> 01:02:45,138
All right, I don't know exactly
what I'm trying to say, but...

1120
01:02:46,258 --> 01:02:47,725
I love you.
- Bullshit.

1121
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,498
You know that.

1122
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,809
Everybody up in here knows this.

1123
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:56,825
So look, why don't we just go outside...

1124
01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,343
talk about this?

1125
01:03:02,656 --> 01:03:03,556
Come on.

1126
01:03:13,575 --> 01:03:14,375
No.

1127
01:03:15,014 --> 01:03:16,448
I can't do this no more.
- Do what?

1128
01:03:16,814 --> 01:03:18,414
This. Us. This game.

1129
01:03:18,854 --> 01:03:20,121
I ain't playing games, baby.

1130
01:03:20,454 --> 01:03:21,821
Let's just move on.

1131
01:03:22,655 --> 01:03:24,922
So, what, you just gonna break up with me?

1132
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,487
You're breaking up with me?

1133
01:03:30,454 --> 01:03:32,121
I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.

1134
01:03:32,656 --> 01:03:34,722
You ain't even all that fine.
You just average.

1135
01:03:35,132 --> 01:03:36,899
I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.

1136
01:03:37,252 --> 01:03:39,319
You do that thing. But I can find better.

1137
01:03:41,293 --> 01:03:43,127
I didn't mean that. See, I want you.

1138
01:03:47,973 --> 01:03:48,873
You are...

1139
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,093
sorry.

1140
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:52,865
You're so sorry.

1141
01:03:54,211 --> 01:03:55,811
Leave. Get out.

1142
01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,999
Don't put your finger in my...
- Leave.

1143
01:03:58,451 --> 01:04:00,518
I do want...
- Out! Clown!

1144
01:04:07,852 --> 01:04:09,285
Gonna get my blade.

1145
01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:14,643
Cut me somebody up in here.

1146
01:04:18,570 --> 01:04:19,937
That's a safari punch!

1147
01:04:22,408 --> 01:04:23,542
Get him on out of here.

1148
01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:26,083
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her what happened!

1149
01:04:26,528 --> 01:04:27,962
Dinka, boma ye!

1150
01:04:29,889 --> 01:04:31,490
Fool almost messed up my part.

1151
01:05:02,887 --> 01:05:04,021
Damn!

1152
01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:15,820
Ray-Ray?
- It's me.

1153
01:05:16,127 --> 01:05:19,094
They said you was working in the street.
I didn't know you was cleaning them!

1154
01:05:19,765 --> 01:05:21,265
What you got?
- Nothing.

1155
01:05:21,885 --> 01:05:23,485
Do you and nothing need a ride?
- Yeah.

1156
01:05:24,164 --> 01:05:25,764
Bring that nothing on. Come on.

1157
01:05:30,484 --> 01:05:32,818
Can you see all right?
I'll watch out on this side.

1158
01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:34,717
Just right around the corner.

1159
01:05:36,245 --> 01:05:38,412
Thanks.
- Okay, you take care, now.

1160
01:05:38,843 --> 01:05:41,010
Good to have you here in Chicago.
Welcome to the Bulls.

1161
01:05:41,522 --> 01:05:43,222
Michael who?

1162
01:05:43,563 --> 01:05:45,397
See you on Sports Center.
- See y'all soon.

1163
01:05:45,844 --> 01:05:48,077
If he can't be the best,
he can go to hell, too.

1164
01:05:49,683 --> 01:05:50,950
They're going be good.

1165
01:05:53,603 --> 01:05:55,203
What the hell is you looking at?

1166
01:05:55,802 --> 01:05:56,768
I'm curious, man.

1167
01:05:57,082 --> 01:05:59,316
I've been getting my hair cut here
since I was a kid.

1168
01:05:59,843 --> 01:06:01,776
And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.

1169
01:06:02,242 --> 01:06:04,642
I got plenty of customers.
You just come on the wrong day.

1170
01:06:05,121 --> 01:06:07,521
That's Monday to Saturday,
except Sunday, when we're closed.

1171
01:06:08,082 --> 01:06:09,282
Don't worry, Booker T.

1172
01:06:10,122 --> 01:06:12,922
You think you could hook me up
like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog.

1173
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,160
Fade away, boo-yah!

1174
01:06:15,881 --> 01:06:18,347
What you laughing at?
- Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout.

1175
01:06:18,839 --> 01:06:20,840
I didn't hear that.
- You heard me, "Bourgie" Banton.

1176
01:06:21,242 --> 01:06:23,709
You got the black girlfriend,
the ride, and I'm a sell-out?

1177
01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:26,452
You're nothing but a minstrel show
turned on its ear.

1178
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,867
Al Jolson in a FUBU hat.
Blackface for the new millennium.

1179
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,553
You think you could hook me up with
your black girlfriend, white girlfriends...

1180
01:06:34,279 --> 01:06:36,580
With your higher education,
how come you only talk about me?

1181
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,859
'Cause you don't belong here.
The white barbershop is uptown.

1182
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:43,051
You know what l think?
You wish you were me.

1183
01:06:43,759 --> 01:06:46,326
You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend
and my pimped-out ride.

1184
01:06:46,837 --> 01:06:49,804
Man, you even wish you had my clothes,
my style, my walk.

1185
01:06:50,478 --> 01:06:54,145
Why you think my fly-ass girl ain't with you?
'Cause your little bitch ass can't compete.

1186
01:06:54,999 --> 01:06:57,632
I got news for you, white boy.
You're not black.

1187
01:06:58,236 --> 01:07:01,670
I'm blacker than you, and in your best day,
you could never be me.

1188
01:07:03,516 --> 01:07:05,750
-You gonna take that?
-Turn it up like this.

1189
01:07:18,595 --> 01:07:20,029
Come on! What you got on me?

1190
01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:14,151
Come on, what you gonna give me for it?

1191
01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:16,259
Man, that piece of Junk barely run.

1192
01:08:16,870 --> 01:08:17,670
It run.

1193
01:08:18,429 --> 01:08:21,463
It's the hottest thing on the street.
All the youngsters asking me about it.

1194
01:08:22,150 --> 01:08:23,184
Cutlass Sierra?

1195
01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:26,958
All it need is a little paint and a tune-up,
'cause it backfires just about that much.

1196
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:30,263
A little? Man, every time you go home,
I think I'm in a drive-by.

1197
01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:33,837
I can't put that on my lot, man.
I got a reputation to think about.

1198
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:36,950
Understand?

1199
01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:39,256
No, I don't understand.

1200
01:08:40,748 --> 01:08:41,548
Lunch?

1201
01:08:43,549 --> 01:08:44,583
Thanks.

1202
01:08:44,868 --> 01:08:46,234
I got that plate number.

1203
01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:51,616
Also, there were a bunch of people lined up
at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.

1204
01:08:52,348 --> 01:08:53,148
So?

1205
01:08:53,428 --> 01:08:55,328
It just showed up, and then it was gone.

1206
01:08:57,148 --> 01:08:58,748
Let's go. Come on.

1207
01:08:59,268 --> 01:09:01,601
I heard, on BET,
we supposed to make some money.

1208
01:09:02,426 --> 01:09:04,993
Black people supposed to be
getting some money called reparations.

1209
01:09:05,586 --> 01:09:07,119
Everybody here
would love to get a handout.

1210
01:09:07,506 --> 01:09:10,473
lf they handing it out,
I won't turn down nothing but my collar.

1211
01:09:12,505 --> 01:09:14,905
Not everybody think
reparations is a good idea, dog.

1212
01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:16,500
It's stupid.

1213
01:09:16,826 --> 01:09:17,926
I'm surprised to hear that.

1214
01:09:18,266 --> 01:09:20,899
I figured you'd make a case
for how slavery got y'all oppressed...

1215
01:09:21,506 --> 01:09:23,340
how the white man
got his foot on your neck.

1216
01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:25,891
Giving out money wouldn't do nothing.
Look at Hammer.

1217
01:09:26,304 --> 01:09:28,705
That boy ain't doing nothing
but infomercials for bad credit.

1218
01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:30,631
Slavery, it ruined my whole life.

1219
01:09:31,024 --> 01:09:33,158
I don't know what y'all say,
I ain't taking reparations.

1220
01:09:33,585 --> 01:09:35,852
As a black man,
I got my pride and my dignity.

1221
01:09:36,943 --> 01:09:39,043
That's bull. You know why?
Because you got bills.

1222
01:09:39,545 --> 01:09:41,312
Your brothers ain't letting no money get by.

1223
01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:43,578
Next, you'll talk about
how Jews got money...

1224
01:09:43,945 --> 01:09:46,512
Jews didn't get money,
the Holocaust survivors got the money.

1225
01:09:47,102 --> 01:09:49,269
Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.

1226
01:09:49,703 --> 01:09:52,270
Is that not respirations?
Is that respirations?

1227
01:09:52,783 --> 01:09:54,217
That is respiration.

1228
01:09:59,101 --> 01:10:00,002
Shit!

1229
01:10:10,701 --> 01:10:13,501
Well I think every black person should
at least get $100,000.

1230
01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:15,682
What do you think that's gonna do?

1231
01:10:15,981 --> 01:10:19,814
That won't do nothing but make Cadillac
number-one dealership in the country.

1232
01:10:28,342 --> 01:10:31,542
Everywhere you look, there's opportunity.
You know what I mean?

1233
01:10:32,179 --> 01:10:34,512
I had this opportunity to get
this Job last month.

1234
01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:37,973
This crack-ass cracker
going to tell me I need a diploma.

1235
01:10:38,539 --> 01:10:41,173
Now, right there, that's racism,
that's classism, that's eroticism.

1236
01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:43,780
Man, come on,
I'm talking 'bout "isms" up and...

1237
01:10:44,259 --> 01:10:46,525
We don't need reparations.
All right? We need restraint.

1238
01:10:47,059 --> 01:10:48,093
Restraint?
- Restraint.

1239
01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:49,518
Some discipline.
- Whatever.

1240
01:10:49,818 --> 01:10:52,385
Don't go out and buy a Range Rover
when you living with your mama.

1241
01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:54,286
And pay your mama some rent.

1242
01:10:55,098 --> 01:10:58,932
And can we please try and teach our kids
something other than a Chronic album?

1243
01:10:59,818 --> 01:11:01,484
And, please, black people, be on time...

1244
01:11:01,936 --> 01:11:04,237
for something other than
"free before 11:00" at the club.

1245
01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:05,832
Drink to that, baby.

1246
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,804
You know what? That was a passionate
and surprisingly well-articulated argument.

1247
01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:12,257
You mocking me?
- Not at all, sir.

1248
01:11:12,657 --> 01:11:14,657
I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.

1249
01:11:15,136 --> 01:11:16,903
You know what, schoolboy?
For your information...

1250
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,975
a scallop is a shellfish.

1251
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,576
No, I'm afraid it isn't.

1252
01:11:20,897 --> 01:11:22,097
No, I'm afraid it is.

1253
01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:23,937
Because it's a mollusk.

1254
01:11:24,175 --> 01:11:25,775
Before it comes to your dinner plate...

1255
01:11:26,175 --> 01:11:28,742
it got two shells wrapped around it,
just like a clam.

1256
01:11:30,776 --> 01:11:31,576
Stupid.

1257
01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:32,955
College boy.

1258
01:11:35,856 --> 01:11:36,823
Hey, Grandma.

1259
01:11:37,495 --> 01:11:38,628
It's me, J.D.

1260
01:11:39,013 --> 01:11:40,880
Thelma's son. Your grandson!

1261
01:11:41,814 --> 01:11:42,947
J.D.

1262
01:11:43,254 --> 01:11:44,288
Grandma.

1263
01:11:45,454 --> 01:11:47,054
Nigga never come to see me.

1264
01:11:47,454 --> 01:11:50,188
Grandma, did you say something?
- Grandma don't see or hear too good.

1265
01:11:50,813 --> 01:11:52,746
Okay.
- You want something to eat, baby?

1266
01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:55,848
No, that's okay, Grandma.
I'm going be out back at the tool shed.

1267
01:11:56,494 --> 01:11:58,160
All right. I'll see you in.

1268
01:12:09,413 --> 01:12:10,480
Oh, yeah.

1269
01:12:13,451 --> 01:12:15,151
Now, that's what I'm talking about.

1270
01:12:19,611 --> 01:12:22,078
Get this phone from me, two for one.
- The last one didn't work.

1271
01:12:22,652 --> 01:12:25,452
Listen to me, baby, check it out.
- Ray! What you doing?

1272
01:12:26,129 --> 01:12:27,329
Selling my phones, man.

1273
01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:29,983
How many times I told you
not to come in here soliciting?

1274
01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:32,417
Come on, man, Cal,
I'm just selling my phones, man.

1275
01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:35,498
What's wrong with you? Are you retarded?
- What's up man?

1276
01:12:36,009 --> 01:12:37,743
Are you stupid, simple or slow?
Which one?

1277
01:12:38,090 --> 01:12:38,890
None of that.

1278
01:12:39,170 --> 01:12:41,303
You come back in here.
I'm going to call the police.

1279
01:12:41,729 --> 01:12:43,596
Hold up. What you mean, call the police?

1280
01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:46,217
How you going do that to me?
I been coming here for years.

1281
01:12:46,727 --> 01:12:48,028
Everything you needed I got for you.

1282
01:12:48,288 --> 01:12:50,521
When the air conditioner broke,
who brought the Freon? Me.

1283
01:12:51,050 --> 01:12:53,450
What about when Eddie had tax problems?
I got him a new social.

1284
01:12:54,008 --> 01:12:55,074
Not you. Me.

1285
01:12:55,369 --> 01:12:56,869
I'm part of this shop, too, man.

1286
01:12:57,287 --> 01:12:59,054
I don't want to hear that.
- What's up, man?

1287
01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:02,455
Get out of here, man.
- You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.

1288
01:13:03,808 --> 01:13:05,708
I don't want him back in the shop no more.

1289
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:07,642
Don't buy nothing from him.

1290
01:13:27,605 --> 01:13:30,938
What was that thing all about in there?
You know that boy don't want no trouble.

1291
01:13:31,565 --> 01:13:33,332
He ain't going to cause
no problem around here.

1292
01:13:33,766 --> 01:13:35,133
I messed up, Eddie.

1293
01:13:36,286 --> 01:13:37,552
I messed up bad.

1294
01:13:37,804 --> 01:13:39,071
Yeah?
- Yeah.

1295
01:13:39,324 --> 01:13:40,458
What did you do?

1296
01:13:40,765 --> 01:13:42,065
Can't get it up?

1297
01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:44,903
The Viagra ain't working for you?

1298
01:13:49,524 --> 01:13:50,791
I lost the shop.

1299
01:13:52,284 --> 01:13:54,351
I actually sold it to Lester Wallace.

1300
01:13:55,362 --> 01:13:58,462
I just realized today
that this was something worth saving.

1301
01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:02,337
Worth saving?

1302
01:14:06,002 --> 01:14:08,969
This ain't no goddamn
school of the blind, Calvin.

1303
01:14:11,162 --> 01:14:12,762
This is the barbershop!

1304
01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:17,023
The place where
a black man means something!

1305
01:14:17,402 --> 01:14:18,935
Cornerstone of neighborhood!

1306
01:14:20,002 --> 01:14:21,535
Our own country club!

1307
01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:24,515
I mean, can't you see that?

1308
01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:29,574
You know...

1309
01:14:32,281 --> 01:14:34,848
that's the problem
with your whole generation.

1310
01:14:35,519 --> 01:14:38,419
You know, you all,
you don't believe in nothing.

1311
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:41,746
But your father,
he believed in something, Cal.

1312
01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,166
He believed and understood...

1313
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,367
that something as simple
as a little haircut...

1314
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,847
could change the way
a man felt on the inside.

1315
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:56,080
My father died broke...

1316
01:14:57,438 --> 01:14:58,704
and frustrated...

1317
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,079
trying to help everybody
in this damn neighborhood.

1318
01:15:01,478 --> 01:15:02,344
Look!

1319
01:15:02,637 --> 01:15:05,171
Your daddy may not have had
a whole lot of money...

1320
01:15:06,637 --> 01:15:07,937
but he was rich...

1321
01:15:08,277 --> 01:15:09,877
'cause he invested in people.

1322
01:15:10,597 --> 01:15:11,631
Well, what you think?

1323
01:15:11,919 --> 01:15:13,985
You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?

1324
01:15:15,957 --> 01:15:18,423
No! That man opened up the doors...

1325
01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:22,117
to anybody and any knucklehead
round here in the city of Chicago...

1326
01:15:22,837 --> 01:15:25,338
that wanted to come down here
and make something out they self.

1327
01:15:25,914 --> 01:15:27,448
Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!

1328
01:15:27,836 --> 01:15:29,769
A licensed, professional barber.

1329
01:15:32,076 --> 01:15:35,010
Now, me, myself personally...

1330
01:15:36,075 --> 01:15:39,209
I wouldn't have gave
half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.

1331
01:15:40,395 --> 01:15:43,429
But it just hard enough,
you sitting there trying to cut some head...

1332
01:15:44,155 --> 01:15:46,455
and gotta worry 'bout this fool
trying to shank you.

1333
01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:49,414
But let me tell you something.
At the end of the day....

1334
01:15:50,954 --> 01:15:54,054
At the end of the day, I was glad I was here.

1335
01:15:56,794 --> 01:15:57,761
And now you.

1336
01:16:03,513 --> 01:16:04,646
They know?

1337
01:16:08,312 --> 01:16:09,012
No.

1338
01:16:12,352 --> 01:16:14,019
Well, you gonna have to tell them.

1339
01:16:14,432 --> 01:16:15,732
Don't look at me.

1340
01:16:31,911 --> 01:16:32,711
Yo, Cal.

1341
01:16:35,069 --> 01:16:37,770
You got some nerve bringing your ass
back around here.

1342
01:16:38,989 --> 01:16:40,356
I got the Job.

1343
01:16:40,711 --> 01:16:42,644
Now I can put my little girl in real day care.

1344
01:16:43,109 --> 01:16:46,709
My sister-in-law was keeping her.
She's a crackhead and I can't have that.

1345
01:16:49,069 --> 01:16:50,036
Thanks, Cal.

1346
01:16:50,309 --> 01:16:51,576
Keep the change.

1347
01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:53,856
Yo, Lamar.

1348
01:16:58,069 --> 01:16:59,436
No charge.
- No, no.

1349
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,955
No, Calvin, you keep that, man.
I know you need it.

1350
01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:04,575
Congratulations on your new Job, man.

1351
01:17:05,827 --> 01:17:07,194
Looking good for a change.

1352
01:17:08,628 --> 01:17:10,228
Take it easy.
- Thanks, Cal.

1353
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:11,894
Good night.

1354
01:17:24,947 --> 01:17:26,447
Come on. Your drop.

1355
01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:28,701
I'm only saying he's a cripple.

1356
01:17:29,065 --> 01:17:32,165
He's not crippled.
He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up.

1357
01:17:32,905 --> 01:17:34,172
Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.

1358
01:17:34,506 --> 01:17:35,473
What?
- All right.

1359
01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:37,101
Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.

1360
01:17:37,506 --> 01:17:39,240
Listen up.

1361
01:17:41,226 --> 01:17:44,493
I just want to say
from the bottom of my heart, that...

1362
01:17:46,786 --> 01:17:48,386
I appreciate everybody in here.

1363
01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:51,039
We appreciate you having us, Calvin.
- I'm serious.

1364
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:53,517
Now hold up, I'm serious.
- Give us a raise now.

1365
01:17:53,984 --> 01:17:55,984
I appreciate everything
you guys do for the shop.

1366
01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,897
I know some of the customers
don't leave tips like they supposed to.

1367
01:18:00,703 --> 01:18:04,370
And if I had the money,
I'd tip you guys myself.

1368
01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,822
Big C, what's wrong, dude?

1369
01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:11,718
We're gonna be closing up the shop today.

1370
01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:13,522
What?
- Why, Calvin?

1371
01:18:13,942 --> 01:18:15,942
You mean closing early?
- What you mean by "today"?

1372
01:18:16,423 --> 01:18:17,623
We only got about a hour.

1373
01:18:17,863 --> 01:18:19,230
You guys are not hearing me.

1374
01:18:19,582 --> 01:18:22,149
When I took this shop over two years ago,
I didn't know what I had.

1375
01:18:23,701 --> 01:18:25,701
I was young. I didn't know.

1376
01:18:26,222 --> 01:18:27,889
Hold tight, man. What you trying to say?

1377
01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:29,769
Eddie, what you doing, man?

1378
01:18:31,501 --> 01:18:33,001
What's going on?

1379
01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:36,220
I sold the shop.

1380
01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:37,380
You what?

1381
01:18:37,541 --> 01:18:39,608
You sold the shop?
- You don't own the shop no more?

1382
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,500
I don't understand.
- He said he sold the shop, Dinka.

1383
01:18:43,101 --> 01:18:45,335
This is your shop, man.
Your family built this shop.

1384
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:48,193
Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy.
- For real, man.

1385
01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:51,513
Why you ain't tell us?

1386
01:18:54,019 --> 01:18:55,786
Who are we gonna be working for?

1387
01:18:58,338 --> 01:18:59,939
Like I was saying, that...

1388
01:19:03,418 --> 01:19:05,418
when I close the shop tonight...

1389
01:19:07,619 --> 01:19:08,519
it's closing for good.

1390
01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:10,944
Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.

1391
01:19:11,459 --> 01:19:13,059
Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie?

1392
01:19:14,937 --> 01:19:16,037
Hey, Eddie!

1393
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,224
I still don't understand.

1394
01:19:22,577 --> 01:19:24,744
Go home! Just go home. It's over.

1395
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,203
I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.

1396
01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:29,984
Go home.

1397
01:19:30,736 --> 01:19:32,836
No warning? That's it?

1398
01:19:33,335 --> 01:19:36,702
Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out.
- That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here.

1399
01:19:37,457 --> 01:19:39,224
Cal, you could have told us.

1400
01:19:39,937 --> 01:19:41,803
I don't believe this.
- Why?

1401
01:19:42,935 --> 01:19:44,035
Oh, no!
- Police!

1402
01:19:44,374 --> 01:19:45,241
Nobody move!

1403
01:19:51,095 --> 01:19:52,529
Get him up and get him out.

1404
01:19:53,095 --> 01:19:54,129
Hold on, man!

1405
01:19:55,214 --> 01:19:56,414
Wait a minute! Shut up!

1406
01:19:56,735 --> 01:19:58,268
You just stay right there!

1407
01:19:58,654 --> 01:19:59,854
What did he do?

1408
01:20:00,774 --> 01:20:01,807
Let's go.
- Hey, Rick!

1409
01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,295
I ain't do nothing!

1410
01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,634
Hey, that ain't even necessary right there!

1411
01:20:08,253 --> 01:20:10,253
Williams, can I talk to you?
That shit ain't necessary!

1412
01:20:10,733 --> 01:20:13,300
Don't worry, I'll get back at you.
Let me get him squared away.

1413
01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:16,447
Rick! Call me soon as
they let you use a phone.

1414
01:20:37,011 --> 01:20:38,211
Hey, what's up, J.D.?

1415
01:20:39,611 --> 01:20:41,111
Where the hell you been, man?

1416
01:20:41,531 --> 01:20:42,964
At the barbershop.
- All day?

1417
01:20:47,771 --> 01:20:49,204
You got a cut.
- Yeah.

1418
01:20:49,570 --> 01:20:52,370
Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided,
but you know Terri, she be tripping.

1419
01:20:53,010 --> 01:20:55,643
Right, who lined you up?
- It was Jimmy who did....

1420
01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:59,024
Come on, man! What you doing?

1421
01:21:00,130 --> 01:21:01,496
Braiding your hair, sucker!

1422
01:21:01,848 --> 01:21:02,648
Stop playing.

1423
01:21:02,888 --> 01:21:04,655
Stop. You better stop playing.

1424
01:21:05,088 --> 01:21:06,388
What you learn at the barbershop?

1425
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:08,962
Man, I learned a lot, man.
- What about the police, man?

1426
01:21:09,529 --> 01:21:11,129
Man, they know what's up.

1427
01:21:11,529 --> 01:21:13,862
They came up in there, like,
10 deep, man! 20, boom!

1428
01:21:14,407 --> 01:21:16,740
"Get up against the wall!"
- Hold up, man, my foot!

1429
01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:19,502
Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.

1430
01:21:21,607 --> 01:21:22,474
You serious?

1431
01:21:22,768 --> 01:21:25,868
Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive
if I hadn't done the shake move...

1432
01:21:26,606 --> 01:21:28,673
and, you know, I crept up outta there.

1433
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:31,853
Hold on.

1434
01:21:33,688 --> 01:21:34,555
Hello?

1435
01:21:34,726 --> 01:21:36,893
Hey, I got ask you a question.
- Who this?

1436
01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:38,860
Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at.

1437
01:21:39,926 --> 01:21:42,226
What's up, dog?
- It's the last place I'm gonna be for life.

1438
01:21:44,046 --> 01:21:45,413
What you talking about, player?

1439
01:21:45,765 --> 01:21:48,798
I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab
with that ATM the other night.

1440
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,239
The same night you borrowed my truck.

1441
01:21:52,365 --> 01:21:54,232
I been calling you all day about the bumper.

1442
01:21:54,685 --> 01:21:56,285
Now they got photos of the plate.

1443
01:21:56,685 --> 01:21:58,051
And they traced it back to me.

1444
01:21:58,443 --> 01:21:59,243
A two-time loser.

1445
01:21:59,483 --> 01:22:01,883
Ricky, did you just say "two-time loser"?

1446
01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,290
As in, your third strike?

1447
01:22:04,563 --> 01:22:05,363
Yeah.

1448
01:22:10,802 --> 01:22:12,169
You're going to Jail for life, player!

1449
01:22:12,523 --> 01:22:14,856
And when you do get out,
I'm going to be long gone!

1450
01:22:15,803 --> 01:22:17,236
Hey, don't drop the soap!

1451
01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,137
Come on, player.
- What'd he say, man?

1452
01:22:19,523 --> 01:22:20,323
What we gonna do?

1453
01:22:20,562 --> 01:22:22,162
We going crack this piggy bank
and get paid.

1454
01:22:26,722 --> 01:22:28,089
Man, let me tell you something.

1455
01:22:28,443 --> 01:22:31,177
Just 'cause you go to some fancy college
don't make you better than me.

1456
01:22:31,722 --> 01:22:32,888
Don't make you better than no one.

1457
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,441
I probably won't ever even go to school,
but I'm gonna do something with my life.

1458
01:22:37,162 --> 01:22:39,629
I'm gonna have me a business.
I'm opening up a shop.

1459
01:22:40,321 --> 01:22:42,088
And despite what you may think...

1460
01:22:42,519 --> 01:22:44,786
I ain't pretending
to be someone I saw on TV.

1461
01:22:45,241 --> 01:22:46,575
This is who I am.

1462
01:22:47,521 --> 01:22:50,654
And whether you like it or not,
I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.

1463
01:23:06,877 --> 01:23:08,478
All right, man, let's see it.

1464
01:23:08,799 --> 01:23:09,599
See what?

1465
01:23:09,879 --> 01:23:12,579
You're saying this is who you are.
This is who you'll be, right?

1466
01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:14,172
So, prove it.

1467
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:16,305
Hook me up.

1468
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:23,338
All right.

1469
01:24:24,512 --> 01:24:25,579
Okay.

1470
01:24:26,832 --> 01:24:27,866
That's not bad.

1471
01:24:31,714 --> 01:24:33,147
Actually, it's pretty good.

1472
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:42,066
Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected
you like that, in front of everybody.

1473
01:24:42,672 --> 01:24:45,472
Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of
glad you came to your senses.

1474
01:24:46,110 --> 01:24:48,177
Why is that?
- 'Cause I was running outta insults.

1475
01:24:55,511 --> 01:24:57,111
Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1476
01:25:31,387 --> 01:25:32,320
Thanks, baby.

1477
01:25:40,868 --> 01:25:43,201
So, I guess you can invest
in that studio now.

1478
01:25:49,786 --> 01:25:50,919
Look, Calvin....

1479
01:25:52,067 --> 01:25:53,667
I'll support you. You know that.

1480
01:25:55,144 --> 01:25:56,511
If it's a studio, fine.

1481
01:25:57,185 --> 01:26:00,052
You want to sell used hubcaps,
or I don't know...

1482
01:26:00,705 --> 01:26:03,505
thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you.
You know that.

1483
01:26:04,744 --> 01:26:06,177
Whatever it is you do...

1484
01:26:07,224 --> 01:26:09,158
make it mean something to you.

1485
01:26:09,904 --> 01:26:13,838
And, if it doesn't work out, you know,
you can always just go work for my uncle.

1486
01:26:16,263 --> 01:26:17,763
You know I can't stand your uncle.

1487
01:26:18,185 --> 01:26:21,385
And he can't stand you,
but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me.

1488
01:26:44,261 --> 01:26:45,928
Where are you going?
- Be right back.

1489
01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:04,974
Thanks for bringing my coat.

1490
01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:10,233
I didn't do it.

1491
01:27:10,821 --> 01:27:13,788
If I thought you did it,
I would have never bailed you out.

1492
01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,465
And I damn sure wouldn't be
out here freezing my balls off.

1493
01:27:21,179 --> 01:27:22,379
Let's go, man.

1494
01:27:26,937 --> 01:27:29,638
Why'd Williams come get you, man?
- My cousin did this to me.

1495
01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,178
Your cousin?
- J.D. did this to me.

1496
01:27:32,857 --> 01:27:34,457
Man, that dude is crazy.

1497
01:27:36,137 --> 01:27:37,170
Don't worry about him no more.

1498
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:39,392
People like that always get theirs in the end.

1499
01:27:39,856 --> 01:27:42,356
That's right. You know what?
I'm gonna make sure that he get his.

1500
01:27:42,937 --> 01:27:43,971
Don't go there with that.

1501
01:27:44,177 --> 01:27:46,510
What you talking about?
I ain't going let a fool roll over me.

1502
01:27:47,056 --> 01:27:49,556
You've come too far,
did too many things with your life...

1503
01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,523
to let him pull you back.
- I ain't having this conversation.

1504
01:27:53,096 --> 01:27:54,696
Just drop me off at 79th.

1505
01:27:55,216 --> 01:27:56,750
You know what? Look.

1506
01:27:57,895 --> 01:27:59,195
Here. ls that what you want?

1507
01:27:59,536 --> 01:28:01,036
That's what I'm talking 'bout.

1508
01:28:01,336 --> 01:28:03,436
Yeah, it came out your....
It dropped out your locker.

1509
01:28:03,855 --> 01:28:05,755
There you go, man.
Go and throw your life away.

1510
01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:09,288
And throw away the bail money,
all the money I put up for you.

1511
01:28:12,575 --> 01:28:15,042
You know what, Cal? Just pull over.

1512
01:28:15,933 --> 01:28:16,800
Pull over?

1513
01:28:17,095 --> 01:28:18,995
Yeah.
- Okay. I'm gonna pull over.

1514
01:28:36,933 --> 01:28:38,133
Now you're using your head.

1515
01:28:38,451 --> 01:28:39,985
Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going?

1516
01:28:40,373 --> 01:28:42,206
We going to see Lester Wallace.

1517
01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:45,250
I'm gonna get my barbershop back.

1518
01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:49,005
You wait till I throw out my gun,
and tell me we going to see Lester?

1519
01:28:50,252 --> 01:28:51,785
Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here.

1520
01:28:52,172 --> 01:28:54,572
I told you I used to work here, player.
- That's "used to," J.D.

1521
01:28:55,170 --> 01:28:56,837
That means I still know
what the hell I'm doing.

1522
01:28:57,251 --> 01:28:59,084
All right? Let me look at this.

1523
01:29:03,412 --> 01:29:04,845
Now, that's a fire!

1524
01:29:05,330 --> 01:29:06,530
Hell.
- Give me that, let me!

1525
01:29:06,769 --> 01:29:09,569
Come on, I got it, dog.
It just went out. I can start it again.

1526
01:29:10,209 --> 01:29:12,509
These used to be my tools, dog.
This used to be my station.

1527
01:29:12,970 --> 01:29:16,170
You can't even click it right.
- Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

1528
01:29:16,928 --> 01:29:18,195
Clap them. Stomp them!

1529
01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:20,175
Look at that!

1530
01:29:21,129 --> 01:29:22,095
Give it to me. Let me.

1531
01:29:22,369 --> 01:29:24,469
Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get.

1532
01:29:26,049 --> 01:29:27,149
What's your problem?

1533
01:29:27,448 --> 01:29:29,148
Why you always gotta
push somebody, man?

1534
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:30,989
I'm sick of this!
- You want some of this?

1535
01:29:32,368 --> 01:29:33,868
I don't see Lester's car.

1536
01:29:34,287 --> 01:29:35,388
Hold tight.

1537
01:29:35,728 --> 01:29:37,794
That look like my grandmama truck
right there.

1538
01:29:48,966 --> 01:29:51,500
Wait a minute. Don't open the door.
ls it hers?

1539
01:29:54,126 --> 01:29:55,393
Hey, yo, Rick, hold up!

1540
01:29:56,046 --> 01:29:57,412
Gotta call some backup for us.

1541
01:29:57,686 --> 01:29:58,486
Yeah.

1542
01:30:00,925 --> 01:30:01,725
J.D.!

1543
01:30:02,644 --> 01:30:04,011
No, hey, Rick! No, man!

1544
01:30:04,285 --> 01:30:05,652
Hey! Get back!

1545
01:30:07,566 --> 01:30:08,832
Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?

1546
01:30:09,086 --> 01:30:11,553
How you like your chicken, Ricky?
Original, or extra crispy?

1547
01:30:12,163 --> 01:30:13,130
Bitch!

1548
01:30:16,645 --> 01:30:18,012
What are you doing in my shop?

1549
01:30:18,285 --> 01:30:20,618
What's going on up in here?
- I'm on your team!

1550
01:30:21,164 --> 01:30:23,564
What's going on?
What are you doing in my shop?

1551
01:30:24,603 --> 01:30:26,136
I don't know what they doing here.

1552
01:30:26,524 --> 01:30:29,258
But you know what I'm here for.
I want my shop back.

1553
01:30:30,283 --> 01:30:31,650
You got my money?

1554
01:30:32,884 --> 01:30:33,984
No.
- What?

1555
01:30:34,323 --> 01:30:36,856
I had to use it help my man Ricky
get out of Jail.

1556
01:30:37,962 --> 01:30:40,596
But I promise you
that I'll get you all your money back.

1557
01:30:41,203 --> 01:30:42,970
Wait, let me get this right.

1558
01:30:43,523 --> 01:30:46,623
You come in here demanding to get back
a barbershop that you don't have anymore.

1559
01:30:47,361 --> 01:30:48,694
You don't have $40,000 to buy it back...

1560
01:30:49,082 --> 01:30:52,049
and you don't even have
the $20,000 I gave you this morning?

1561
01:30:52,722 --> 01:30:53,755
Monk, this man is crazy.

1562
01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,117
Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace.

1563
01:30:55,401 --> 01:30:58,368
I told you, I'll get you your money back,
but only $20,000.

1564
01:31:00,001 --> 01:31:01,768
If you got a problem with that...

1565
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,934
I think Chicago PD might have
a problem with this ATM machine...

1566
01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:08,594
sitting in the middle of your floor,
'cause they been lookin' for it all day.

1567
01:31:09,319 --> 01:31:10,753
What the hell is this?

1568
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:13,841
Hold tight, Lester,
you got bigger problems than that, dog.

1569
01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:16,480
Like them stolen car parts over there.

1570
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,534
Somebody might mistake
this place for a chop shop.

1571
01:31:21,598 --> 01:31:22,398
Monk!

1572
01:31:22,719 --> 01:31:24,019
Courage? What you going do?

1573
01:31:27,719 --> 01:31:29,319
You gonna have to use that on me, big boy.

1574
01:31:29,719 --> 01:31:31,653
It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.

1575
01:31:32,117 --> 01:31:33,651
I got too much to lose.

1576
01:31:34,438 --> 01:31:37,005
Can't leave here without it.
Simple and plain.

1577
01:31:38,277 --> 01:31:40,177
It's been in my family too long.

1578
01:31:41,516 --> 01:31:42,650
Forty years.

1579
01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:47,050
I can't just let you take it
and turn it into some strip club.

1580
01:31:50,157 --> 01:31:51,524
What you wanna do?

1581
01:31:56,876 --> 01:31:58,809
Put your hands up! Put them up!

1582
01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:00,990
Calvin? Are you all right?

1583
01:32:04,555 --> 01:32:05,589
Am I all right?

1584
01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:07,756
Yeah.

1585
01:32:12,716 --> 01:32:14,149
I'm all right.
- You sure?

1586
01:32:14,515 --> 01:32:15,549
I'm good.

1587
01:32:15,874 --> 01:32:17,774
There go the thugs you want over there.

1588
01:32:18,275 --> 01:32:20,342
Simmons, Fred.
- These dudes are fine.

1589
01:32:22,754 --> 01:32:24,455
Come on man. We found that!

1590
01:32:26,115 --> 01:32:27,148
My dog.

1591
01:32:27,473 --> 01:32:30,273
Don't you ever do that shit again man.
- Are you crazy?

1592
01:32:33,233 --> 01:32:34,433
How did we get out of that?

1593
01:32:34,754 --> 01:32:37,088
He wasn't going shoot nobody.
He had on leather pants.

1594
01:32:37,633 --> 01:32:39,233
Yo, peep this out.
- Yo, what's up?

1595
01:32:39,633 --> 01:32:42,266
You get a reward if you turn this in.
Did you know that?

1596
01:32:42,792 --> 01:32:44,326
Yo! Detective Williams.

1597
01:32:44,712 --> 01:32:46,312
Remember who found this!

1598
01:32:51,430 --> 01:32:53,263
Ain't gonna be around here that long.

1599
01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:56,452
A couple more years, I'm gonna retire,
and I'm gonna move to Arizona.

1600
01:32:57,111 --> 01:32:58,044
It's nice down there.

1601
01:32:58,232 --> 01:32:59,932
Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...

1602
01:33:00,350 --> 01:33:02,183
'cause they didn't
recognize King's birthday.

1603
01:33:02,669 --> 01:33:04,270
Hold up, now, Fred.

1604
01:33:04,711 --> 01:33:07,178
Fred, do not get this fool started
on Martin Luther King!

1605
01:33:07,790 --> 01:33:08,890
No, Calvin, let me tell it.

1606
01:33:09,231 --> 01:33:11,131
Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!

1607
01:33:11,789 --> 01:33:13,156
No, he was a freak. Yeah.

1608
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:15,230
He freaking everything and everybody!

1609
01:33:15,550 --> 01:33:18,917
So come King's birthday, I want everybody
to take the day off and get your freak on.

1610
01:33:19,669 --> 01:33:21,502
Watch your mouth, Eddie!

1611
01:33:21,990 --> 01:33:24,624
Look, there are little kids over there.
Let me see them report cards.

1612
01:33:25,148 --> 01:33:27,148
Calvin, you got that candy?
I want a Now and Later!

1613
01:33:27,629 --> 01:33:28,895
No, let me see. Here you go.

1614
01:33:29,269 --> 01:33:32,236
That's you. And that's for you.
Okay? Watch out.

1615
01:33:52,666 --> 01:33:53,466
Hey!

1616
01:33:54,187 --> 01:33:56,187
Look what I've got.
- Excuse me!

1617
01:33:57,467 --> 01:34:00,000
What?
- Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

1618
01:34:01,866 --> 01:34:04,999
Don't "oh" me! Jimmy, I knew it was you!
That's why I spit in it.

1618
01:34:05,000 --> 01:37:49,000
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