2 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,968 Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:15,556 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,391 Here. Here. 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,602 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,522 Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,483 This is the "What can you touch and not touch" rules. 8 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:31,905 Can you touch this? 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,326 No, no, no. 10 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,829 Second touch. 11 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:45,210 Can you touch this? 12 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,422 No, no, no. 13 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,549 And finally... 14 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:55,637 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 15 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,849 Can you ever touch this? 16 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,187 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 17 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,233 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. 18 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,113 And I don't see a cop in sight. 19 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,490 All right? 20 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,150 You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... 21 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,195 ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. 22 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,241 - Hey. It's not funny. - Oh, sorry, 23 00:01:57,408 --> 00:02:00,244 - They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's. 24 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,453 They could have been. 25 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,332 Can you throw me that shirt right there? 26 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,918 Hey, what are we gonna do about her? 27 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,878 I don't know. 28 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,421 What was her name again? 29 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,799 What? I don't... 30 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,968 I'm sorry. What's her name? 31 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,221 You don't even know. 32 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,306 - I do. - You found her. You have to remember her. 33 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,392 - I know her name. - What is it, then? 34 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,018 It's... 35 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,229 Penelope. 36 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,900 Whatever her name was, she was fun. 37 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,944 That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 38 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:37,781 That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. 39 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,616 You made that? 40 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:40,993 You should sell these things. 41 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,831 Thank you. That's actually the idea. Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 42 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,167 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet. 43 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:52,504 I'm waiting for the bank to make the competitive loans I'm looking for... 44 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,464 and then I'll swoop in. 45 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,133 Cool. 46 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,094 I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good? 47 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,638 What? You're just gonna leave us? 48 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:06,476 Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 49 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,605 Probably. That's what strangers do. 50 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:13,650 - Don't do that... maybe? - Okay. 51 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,611 - Okay. - Okay. 52 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,279 So I'm going to see you again? 53 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,949 Yeah, probably. I don't know. I'll call you. 54 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,413 Bye. 55 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,230 Where's George and the guys? 56 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,733 They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. 57 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,068 Where'd you get them? 58 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,113 You know, industry referrals. 59 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,532 My dick. You got them off Craigslist? 60 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,867 I can't have fucking union guys around here... 61 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,412 barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. 62 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,998 So, what am I supposed to do in there? 63 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:54,167 - Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. - Sal. 64 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:58,005 Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 65 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,882 Give me a minute? I want to straighten something out there. 66 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,592 You can hop up there. 67 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,014 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - What? 68 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,849 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know... 69 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,853 Do me a favor, go up there and do it for 14 bucks an hour. 70 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,896 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 71 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,524 I'll give you 18. 72 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,192 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son. 73 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,778 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour. 74 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,004 What's up? 75 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,678 You ever tiled a roof before? 76 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,181 - No. - Fuck. 77 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,392 How'd you get this job, anyways? 78 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,061 Craigslist. 79 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,731 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before? 80 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,274 Yeah. 81 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,776 Right, ugh. 82 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,861 So, what do you got in your bag? 83 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,782 - Why don't you open it up? - There's nothing in it. 84 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:10,160 Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up? 85 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:17,751 I got a nice ham, cheese sandwich... 86 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,462 You know how to read? 87 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,964 One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 88 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,511 I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 89 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,600 Is it dead? 90 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,102 What's that? 91 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,855 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 92 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,609 I think you're probably fucked. 93 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,737 Just tell them if they want to get into this... 94 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,573 be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. 95 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,620 What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck are you doing, man? 96 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,081 Sorry. 97 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,210 It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic. 98 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,711 Why do you have that? 99 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:05,298 Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it. 100 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,842 It'll be like brand-new. 101 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,973 Where are you from? 102 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,767 Citrus Springs. 103 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,645 Did you play ball? 104 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,648 Yeah. Strong safety. 105 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,569 You don't look like a strong safety. 106 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:32,492 I gave that college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out. 107 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:38,290 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 108 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,834 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 109 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:52,137 Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight? 110 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,556 No, I'm sorry. I'm going to dinner. 111 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,351 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. What time do you have to be at work? 112 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:02,522 I need to talk to you about that, The foreman... 113 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,860 he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit. 114 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,487 - What? - Yeah, but I have... 115 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,698 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 116 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,702 So, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie. 117 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,705 You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 118 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,875 Why don't you just wear a tie? 119 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,378 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 120 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,838 Oh, God, brother. 121 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,508 What? I also... 122 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:31,843 could do... 123 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,679 - What? - What? 124 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,765 - What did you say? - What did you hear? 125 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,977 You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. 126 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,063 - What game? - No. You do that all the time. 127 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,397 It's not working anymore. 128 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,983 - Talking about games, I could be a gamer. - Oh, yeah. 129 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,861 - And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money. 130 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,239 - I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money. 131 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:55,033 I have a very good voice. I do great impressions. 132 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,203 You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night? 133 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,498 - I'm not going to do it now. - Do it again. Do it again. 134 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,083 - No. - Come on. 135 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,251 Listen to me. 136 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,878 These are my tortillas. 137 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,006 Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me. 138 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,801 Okay. All right. 139 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,179 In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... 140 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,389 and Paul tonight? 141 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,392 You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. 142 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,728 But sometimes people want to, you know... 143 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:29,651 they think they're owed a lot more than they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. 144 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,529 But you know, whatever. Sucks. 145 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,198 I just don't have to be the guy that tells them you know... 146 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:41,288 that they're not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Anyway... 147 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:44,457 Let's talk about something else, you know. 148 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,752 You're right. I'm sick of talking about Medicaid... 149 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,547 and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. 150 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,923 - Right. - I get it. 151 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,635 Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims... 152 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:58,388 and when you're doing huge property damage claims... 153 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,349 - but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. - Yeah. 154 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,310 Oh, wait, wait. 155 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,271 - Remember what I said? - I'm so sorry. 156 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,149 I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend. 157 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,358 I'm sorry. 158 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,776 - No worries. - I just forgot. 159 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,029 Someone will finish it, I think. 160 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,490 - There you go. There's a taker. - I will. 161 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,578 Good? 162 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,084 Where are you going? 163 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,179 Hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 164 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,558 - No. Sorry. - All right. 165 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,857 Hey, Mike. 166 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,526 Mike. 167 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,195 Sorry, bro. 168 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,866 Hey, Mike. 169 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,869 - Hey, man. - Yo. 170 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,954 - What's going on? - What's going on, bro? 171 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:08,083 - Are you going in? - Yeah, we're going. 172 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,709 Can I come with you? 173 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,548 Dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. 174 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,634 Come on. I'd do anything. 175 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,679 It's not my fault. I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 176 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:25,016 I would do it, but... I don't think they're going to do it, bro. 177 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,393 All right. 178 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,228 All right? 179 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,898 Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey. 180 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,860 You're going to owe me. 181 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,321 - I promise, man... - I mean, owe me. 182 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,198 No questions asked, owe me. 183 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,408 Anything. 184 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:45,745 Take your hood off. Try to look a little more... Tuck your fucking shirt in. 185 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,081 You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro. 186 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,918 George, dude, I got one. I'm sorry. I know, I know. 187 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,087 Thanks, bro. I owe you. 188 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,092 Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 189 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,478 Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these? 190 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,188 Thank you. Grab one. 191 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,065 Is it free? 192 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,526 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 193 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,456 So I got us a new recruit. 194 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,792 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 195 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,002 Hey. 196 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,545 Hey. 197 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,881 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 198 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,509 - Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah? 199 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,762 That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 200 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,513 What do you guys do? 201 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,725 - What? - Come here. Come here. 202 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,561 Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower... 203 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,355 a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 204 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,982 You know what I'm saying? 205 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,736 All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right? 206 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,945 Okay. 207 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,114 You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? 208 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,451 - Yeah. - Go talk to her. 209 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,369 What do you want me to say? 210 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,956 I don't care. Have you never talked to a girl before? Just go talk to her. 211 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,208 Be creative. 212 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,627 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 213 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,963 Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. 214 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,382 Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 215 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,592 Inside. 216 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,011 I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here. 217 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,561 I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 218 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,771 I know. 219 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,066 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 220 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,484 - Hey. - Hey, Carla. 221 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,613 Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. 222 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,533 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 223 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,081 - Hi. Do I know you? - Hi. 224 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,290 No. I'm... 225 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,335 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thank you for that. 226 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,963 All the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 227 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,548 Thanks for that. 228 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,175 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? 229 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,010 Me, please? 230 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,304 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Yes, I would. 231 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:12,809 We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. 232 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,686 - It's true. - And I can't get drunk. 233 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,020 - You're 21? - Yes. 234 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,857 Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I... 235 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,817 - Don't worry about it. - It's fine. 236 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,193 Oh, Adam. 237 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,528 - Hi. - Hi. 238 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,363 - I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz. 239 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,407 What do you say, baby boy? You want one? 240 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,034 I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them? 241 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,662 Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. 242 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,917 Here's to our children. May they have rich fucking parents. 243 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,878 Absolutely. 244 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,091 Yes. Okay. 245 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,677 - What, you guys go to USF? - Yeah. 246 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,762 So it's summer break, correct? 247 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,347 That's right. 248 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,224 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 249 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,434 I am 21, yes. 250 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,436 Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? 251 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,645 We can't get drinks. 252 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,232 You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got. 253 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,610 I'm not a bad friend. 254 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,987 - You are a bad friend. - I'm trying. 255 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,280 You are a bad friend. 256 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,574 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 257 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,784 What are you guys planning on doing tonight? 258 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,161 Wouldn't you like to know? 259 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,330 Actually, I would, to be totally honest. 260 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:19,334 If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? 261 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,049 - Are you serious? - As a fucking heart attack. 262 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468 We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too? 263 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,844 - How many? - Eight or nine? 264 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,179 That's perfect, actually. 265 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,932 Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door. 266 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,350 Okay. Maybe we'll come. 267 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,310 No. That's not a commitment. 268 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,897 Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. 269 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,273 - Me? - Oh, "little friend." 270 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,484 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 271 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,486 - He's absolutely gonna be there. - I will? 272 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,946 Then we'll be there too. 273 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,492 All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes? 274 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,036 - You're going to come. You swear? - Yeah, we promise. 275 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,956 Dude. You're a fucking stripper? 276 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,042 I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, actually did it. 277 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,836 I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks... 278 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,838 tip you out at the end of the night... 279 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,341 - if you really want to host. - Host what? 280 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,219 Yeah. No, for sure. 281 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,599 I hope you're ready for this shit. 282 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,275 Who's your friend, Mike? 283 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,198 This is the owner. Jesus. 284 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,827 Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah. 285 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,161 You see that shit, Mike? 286 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,580 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 287 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,917 I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it. 288 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,921 No. It's not my style, but somebody should do it. It's cool. 289 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,715 Oh, it's fucking really good... 290 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,091 Who's this? 291 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,636 This is the Kid. He wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... 292 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,556 so I figured he could help out around here tonight. 293 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,849 How old are you? 294 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,350 - Nineteen. - Nineteen. 295 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,854 - The fuck am I supposed to do with that? - Oh, come on. He don't look 19. 296 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,063 I can't have him host. 297 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,399 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 298 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,151 Then he can do props, can't he? 299 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,195 - I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is. 300 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,822 All right. Props. 301 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,407 You're on props tonight. 302 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,201 Do whatever Mikey tells you, any of the guys tell you. 303 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,370 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever. 304 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,789 Tonight. And listen up. 305 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,125 This is not a fucking joke. 306 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,920 All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running. 307 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,340 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability fucking my future up. 308 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,134 - Don't try it. Yeah. - Capiche? 309 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,596 One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. 310 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,598 Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy. 311 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,101 Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later. 312 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,853 He's going to help us out tonight. 313 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,397 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. 314 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,607 I get it. 315 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,152 Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later. 316 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,781 And yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid. 317 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,449 There you go, bro. 318 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,077 - No, thanks, man. - No? 319 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,329 - No. I'm good. - Suit yourself. 320 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,998 You handed it to me like the Hindenburg. 321 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,542 - How long you been on the force? - What? 322 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,921 The police. How long you been a cop? 323 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,881 I'm not a cop, man. 324 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467 Just fucking with you. Sit down. 325 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,344 Come on, man, sit down. 326 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,931 So how do you know Mike? 327 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,187 We worked together on construction. 328 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,318 What kind of cash you make at that? 329 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,694 You all right, man? 330 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,491 What kind of cash you make? 331 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,576 Like 10 bucks an hour. 332 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,453 Under the table? 333 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,038 Yeah. 334 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,957 Not bad. 335 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,212 So you're here to help us out? 336 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,381 Yes, I am. 337 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,385 All right, so we got your first little piece of business... bam. 338 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,178 That look ashy to you? 339 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,764 - What's that, man? - That look ashy? 340 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,266 Heads up. 341 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,353 Just give it a little... Just a little spray on that calf there. 342 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,855 Oh, come on. 343 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,314 Come on. 344 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,692 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 345 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,569 Just do it. 346 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,195 We all had to do it, man. 347 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,824 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. 348 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,409 Come on, Kid. It's all right. 349 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,036 We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man. 350 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,956 Make sure you massage it in good. 351 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,918 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 352 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,216 He fucking did it too. 353 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,345 Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right. 354 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:49,145 Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 355 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,023 You got your lD on you? 356 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,110 You got your lD? You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 357 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,613 No. We've already had a few drinks, so... 358 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,200 No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. 359 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,454 We do a group act first, then we do our solos, then we do hot seats. 360 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,332 If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... 361 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,585 then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. 362 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,338 Dude, it's easy. All you got to do is hand us... 363 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,507 our props before we go out on-stage. 364 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,093 All right? That's it. That's all you got to do. 365 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,930 You bring out whatever props and everything... There he is. 366 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,975 This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. 367 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,102 Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... 368 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,313 giving you the cue before each act. 369 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,441 - Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. - It's the love potion. 370 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,736 - What is this? Strawberry? - What is that? 371 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:43,449 It's a little mixture. In Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 372 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,536 Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man. 373 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,456 Give it a sample. 374 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,626 You can't drink, so you want half a cap? 375 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,837 I don't know what the fuck it is. 376 00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:01,634 It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 377 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,054 - All right. - You sure? 378 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,643 All right, all right, all right. 379 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,692 Yeah. 380 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:21,654 How are we feeling tonight, ladies? Let me hear it one more time. Come on. 381 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:26,283 It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 382 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,745 So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash. 383 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,998 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 384 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,084 the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 385 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,054 Tarzan. 386 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,396 Tarzan? 387 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,774 Where the fuck is he? 388 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,737 Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan. 389 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,113 Fuck, man. 390 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,075 Motherfucker. How many fucking times? 391 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,121 Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 392 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,457 I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. 393 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,875 Not putting what out there? 394 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,086 The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. 395 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,420 You're kidding me. 396 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,715 Richie, the fire-breathing gig? You up for that? 397 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,510 No. I got the fire-phobia issue. 398 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,348 Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 399 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,849 you've been doing at home. 400 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:04,019 I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. 401 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,604 All right. 402 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,815 We got to do something. Mikey, what you got? 403 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,818 - I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something. 404 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,822 - You go out then. - I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 405 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,700 - You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah. 406 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,248 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on. 407 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,382 Just start taking your clothes off. Walk out there. 408 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,801 What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them. 409 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,971 Just start, bro. 410 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,306 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go. 411 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,565 There you go. 412 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:59,134 All right, all right, all right. 413 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,013 Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight. 414 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,641 You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 415 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,768 You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. 416 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,978 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 417 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,732 - Five dollars a pop. - Come here. 418 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,527 That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 419 00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:20,114 Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up. 420 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,200 Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that? 421 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,873 - I love it. - Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. 422 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,793 Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here. 423 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,461 Go buy yourself fresh drawers. 424 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:37,172 He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. 425 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,888 Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. 426 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,682 You gotta watch out for herpes. 427 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,891 That too. 428 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:51,728 But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that. 429 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,438 Fucking worked. 430 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,648 I got you your money. 431 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,984 That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money. 432 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,528 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 433 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:03,115 Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? 434 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,952 Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time. 435 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,955 - Yes, sir. - Fucking worked, whoo! 436 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,999 Ho! 437 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,085 Ken, nice fucking robot. 438 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:19,715 Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. 439 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,676 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 440 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,637 It was loke 25 percent dancong, 50 percent marketing. 441 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,682 - What...? - Mike sold it up real nice. 442 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,352 How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius? 443 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,022 - Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey? 444 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:40,319 It's a little under $2500. That's 400 better than last week. 445 00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:41,653 That'll work. 446 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:45,157 - And my cut of the door. - Yes, sir. 447 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,367 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... 448 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,494 throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 449 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,789 It worked though, didn't it? 450 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,000 Shit. I didn't know if it was, till he hit the floor. 451 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,879 - He pulled it out. - Yeah. What's his story? 452 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,673 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 453 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:05,928 Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... 454 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,265 were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. 455 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,768 It was a good move. 456 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,021 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking... 457 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,483 - He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. 458 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,402 We could use some more youth on the team. 459 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,989 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow and we'll see what he's got? 460 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,533 So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? 461 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,411 Miami, is looking good. 462 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,830 I got a couple loopholes I got to get through... 463 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,582 with the real-estate attorneys. 464 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,918 But after that it's gonna be all green lights. 465 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,546 - What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing. 466 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,840 I love where your head's at. You're focused. 467 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,260 You're like a big brother to this team. 468 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,263 Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. 469 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,764 I guarantee you that. 470 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,641 Both ways this time, though, right? 471 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,477 - Two-way street. - Equity. 472 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,853 - E-Q-... - Say it. 473 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,564 - U-I-T-Y. - Say it. 474 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,185 Hey, Mike. 475 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,187 I think... 476 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,524 I think we should be best friends. 477 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,651 Okay. 478 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,404 Let's go. 479 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,080 So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 480 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,581 Wet? 481 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,215 Fucking great. 482 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,887 Good morning. 483 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,556 - Hi, sis. - Hi. 484 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:41,518 - Brooke, this is Mike... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. 485 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,020 - Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. - Mike. 486 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,856 Are you a nurse? 487 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:49,484 I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork. 488 00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,694 Way cooler. 489 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,904 Sure. Sure. 490 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,870 Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 491 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,249 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 492 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,835 Apparently the knock-off place. 493 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,420 Right. 494 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:12,215 - So how do you know my brother? - He's on my roofing crew. 495 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,636 But I'm an entrepreneur, though. I manage a few businesses. 496 00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,597 Sure. 497 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,558 Sure, cool. Cool. 498 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,689 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 499 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,068 Well, he must be fucking drunk because I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 500 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:38,116 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 501 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,786 We were going to swing by IHOP on the way... 502 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,498 Okay, good talk. 503 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:48,919 I'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 504 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,340 All right, Kid. 505 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,217 Virgin dance the other night. No more. 506 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,260 You only have a cherry pop one time. 507 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:01,348 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 508 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,683 When I saw something is when you got off-stage. 509 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,519 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 510 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,772 I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 511 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,981 Take your clothes off. 512 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,858 - Right now? - Right now. Take them off. 513 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,027 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 514 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,780 Let's go. Take them off. 515 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,866 Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 516 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,202 What are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 517 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,411 No. 518 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,830 - Then what are you doing? - Taking off my clothes. 519 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,291 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 520 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,545 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 521 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,589 On the stage. Thousands of women. 522 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:37,801 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 523 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:42,347 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 524 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,350 You walk out. You own it. 525 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:48,853 You look around. You tease. 526 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,022 You seduce. 527 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,193 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 528 00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,532 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 529 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,494 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 530 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,663 Foom! 531 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:12,335 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 532 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,212 Now get up there, move around. 533 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,840 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 534 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,219 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 535 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,097 You are the husband that they never had. 536 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,142 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 537 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,687 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 538 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,733 they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 539 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,234 and not get in trouble... 540 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:40,155 because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 541 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,824 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 542 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 543 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,453 Fucking concentrate. 544 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,497 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 545 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,043 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money. 546 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,254 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 547 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,257 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 548 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,217 On three, you're going to stick it. 549 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,055 One, two, three, stick. 550 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,515 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 551 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:10,352 That's what I'm talking about. All right? 552 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,690 You can do this, because I know you can. 553 00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,651 - I can do it. - Now, take a breath. 554 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,780 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 555 00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:25,116 "All right, all right, all right. 556 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,203 "We got the Kid coming up on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice. 557 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:33,083 Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready? 558 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,501 Yeah. 559 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,086 Why do you look scared for? 560 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:40,048 You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it. 561 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,259 We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner... 562 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,970 for Fourth of July summertime. 563 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,973 Dude. This has no back. 564 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,852 Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 565 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,731 What the fuck is this? 566 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,360 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 567 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,654 You don't want to look like him, do you? 568 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,824 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he a good guy? 569 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:09,828 Yeah. Dallas is... Dallas is Dallas. 570 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,415 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 571 00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:16,835 Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 572 00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:18,837 Look, we think you got something. 573 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,797 I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... 574 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:25,927 but all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. 575 00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,919 Adam. 576 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,673 - Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want? 577 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,426 I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. 578 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,930 - Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. 579 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,767 Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 580 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,310 What about? 581 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,939 About this box. I need to talk to you about this box... 582 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,066 Oh, fuck me. 583 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:26,488 Of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking... 584 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,448 It's for work. 585 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,451 For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 586 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,537 I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 587 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:38,124 You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. 588 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,418 I don't care what your preferences are. 589 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,837 - Preferences? - I just want to talk to you about... 590 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,464 Hey. 591 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,633 It is not what it looks like. 592 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,302 Is that my razor? 593 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:50,970 Yeah. 594 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,808 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 595 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,227 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 596 00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,978 Why are you shaving your legs? 597 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:00,438 It's for work. Okay? 598 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,942 What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work? 599 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,174 Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. 600 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:13,303 This is the breakfast lovers' section. Here we go. 601 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,721 Hi, Mike. 602 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,931 - Hi. - Hi. 603 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,101 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 604 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,689 Either one. It's fine. 605 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,609 You really just came down to see little brother? 606 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,069 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 607 00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:33,364 It is pretty funny. 608 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,413 You better take care of him, Mike. 609 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,752 Okay, Mom. 610 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,672 I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though. 611 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:07,273 All right, all right. Let's give it up for the Kid? 612 00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:11,986 Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go. 613 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,783 This next performer who's coming out... 614 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,911 he's one of a kind, ladies. 615 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,832 I saw this young man walking down the street about six years ago... 616 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,378 and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. 617 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:33,591 Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe. 618 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:37,011 And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage... 619 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,305 so you can see with your very own eyes. 620 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,809 Our feature presentation, the one and only... 621 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,522 the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. 622 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,290 Did you see your sister tonight? 623 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,626 - See my sister? What do you mean? - Yeah. 624 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378 Your sister was there. 625 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,630 No, she wasn't. 626 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,466 Yeah, she was there during your act. 627 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:22,093 You talked to my sister? 628 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,596 I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes. 629 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,723 My sister saw me dance? 630 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,643 Yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it. 631 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:34,063 Fuck. 632 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:36,524 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 633 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,235 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 634 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:44,240 Well, she did. I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was... 635 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:49,495 She looked pissed. 636 00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,497 How much money did you make tonight? 637 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,499 - How much money? - Yeah. 638 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,835 Like 230. 639 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,336 Two-thirty? That's good, man. 640 00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:01,465 Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Just for gas and shit. 641 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,092 Get the... 642 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,428 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine. 643 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,889 - You drive me around. - I can pay for my own gas. 644 00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:11,893 It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 645 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,185 Thank you. 646 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,791 That's a beautiful necklace. 647 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,710 - Is that vintage? - I... 648 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,379 No, it's... No, it's... 649 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:44,258 My sister got it for me from Target, I think. 650 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:48,638 SBA, yes... 651 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,097 Name and Social. 652 00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:52,516 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 653 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:58,064 038-00-7128. And I... 654 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,275 brought the funds for my down payment. 655 00:47:05,238 --> 00:47:08,616 Yes. Yeah. 656 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,701 Okay. 657 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,084 All right. 658 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:24,465 We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane. Your score is... 659 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,384 Right. I actually... 660 00:47:26,551 --> 00:47:28,844 I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. 661 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:33,766 As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash. 662 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:37,812 He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment. 663 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,940 It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. 664 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,692 Absolutely. 665 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:51,283 You are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business? 666 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:56,706 Absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm. 667 00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:59,250 Honestly, the list goes on. 668 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:02,712 - You're a busy guy. - Yeah. 669 00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:04,505 Lucky to be. 670 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,883 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 671 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:18,811 There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but... 672 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:23,399 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, what I'm here for. I really apologize. 673 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,901 This is what I do. 674 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,821 Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 675 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,782 It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. 676 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:36,120 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year... 677 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,332 when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain? 678 00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,421 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 679 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:55,806 Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. 680 00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,728 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... 681 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,439 to clients who score below our credit threshold. 682 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:07,151 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 683 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:10,821 You know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me. 684 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,823 I get it. That's okay. It's okay. 685 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:16,619 All I'm asking for is a good deal. 686 00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,914 Please, can you help me with that? 687 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,086 I mean, we do offer relief programs... 688 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:28,839 for our qualified distressed clients, so that... 689 00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:30,800 I'm sorry. What? 690 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,676 It's a relief program, so... 691 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:35,262 Distressed? I'm distressed? 692 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:37,264 No. No, not like that. 693 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,976 Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed? 694 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:45,022 I don't think so, one. Two, I read the papers, okay? 695 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,608 The only thing's that distressed is y'all. 696 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,580 You can't get the door? 697 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,841 Happy birthday 698 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,510 Mrs. Pres... 699 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,307 Adam, it's for you. 700 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:22,518 Happy Birthday. 701 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,521 Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party. 702 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:29,275 Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on. 703 00:50:29,442 --> 00:50:31,861 No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try. 704 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,781 I'm going to go to bed. It's 7 in the morning. 705 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:37,950 "Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun." 706 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,119 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... 707 00:50:40,328 --> 00:50:42,705 if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. 708 00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:36,508 What did I tell you? 709 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:39,178 Paradise. 710 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:44,308 Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 711 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,895 How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever. 712 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,939 I literally was just thinking... 713 00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,858 That in my head, like just now. 714 00:51:53,526 --> 00:51:55,194 Get out of my head. 715 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,573 - Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey. 716 00:51:59,741 --> 00:52:03,285 - What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends. 717 00:52:03,536 --> 00:52:05,454 - Good to see you. - You too. How are you? 718 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:07,748 I'm good. This is Brooke. 719 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:08,958 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 720 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:10,167 Brooke Joanna. 721 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,503 - Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini. 722 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,754 Thank you. You too. 723 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,214 - Is that a tattoo? - Yeah. 724 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,840 What does it say? 725 00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:20,844 It just says I was 17, and... 726 00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:22,221 Yeah. 727 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,430 It's crazy. 728 00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:27,351 Yeah. So I know Joanna from the club. She came up... 729 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,770 She studied psychology and she came up to do... 730 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,273 What's the thing you came up to do? 731 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,732 Behavior analysis. 732 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,443 Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. 733 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,821 That must have been really enlightening. 734 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,741 It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. 735 00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:44,868 She is actually the Kid's brother. 736 00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:46,412 I mean, sister. 737 00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:48,455 - Yeah. - Right. 738 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:50,457 - Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah. 739 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,459 She has tattoos. You want a drink? 740 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,711 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 741 00:52:53,878 --> 00:52:56,422 - It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too. 742 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:02,094 She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. 743 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,180 Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? 744 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:06,473 You're not into her? 745 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,893 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. 746 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,104 We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 747 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,314 It's not gonna happen. 748 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:16,317 - She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. - Oh. 749 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:19,695 Okay, if you decide you want to share... 750 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:24,033 and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. 751 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,201 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 752 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:30,497 Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head. 753 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:45,137 I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself. 754 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,057 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again... 755 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,267 I wouldn't have even gone. No way. 756 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,311 You don't believe in school at all? 757 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,104 I think fuck school altogether. 758 00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:57,107 When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... 759 00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:00,944 and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. 760 00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:03,697 Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that. 761 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:07,826 I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 762 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,206 I don't know why more people don't do that... 763 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,208 just from an investment standpoint. 764 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:16,377 That's the state of the country, man. 765 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:20,214 America. People. Stupid. 766 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,965 I hope I get to meet your kids someday. 767 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,425 Oh, no problem. 768 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:26,261 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 769 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,894 Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you. 770 00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:35,896 He's starting this new life-coaching business... 771 00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,817 that I really do think you might benefit from personally. 772 00:54:39,984 --> 00:54:42,528 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 773 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,863 What? I'm sorry. 774 00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:48,617 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 775 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,494 What would his kids even look like? 776 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:53,872 They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. 777 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,541 Oh, no. Oh, no. 778 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:59,044 Look, don't they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. 779 00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:00,587 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 780 00:55:00,755 --> 00:55:04,675 I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. 781 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,803 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either. 782 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,098 No. You... When you're on-stage, it all makes sense. 783 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,309 I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you... 784 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:18,897 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 785 00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:21,650 That's good to know. 786 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:23,527 Yeah. 787 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:28,574 That feeling... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage... 788 00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:31,994 like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. 789 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,746 - But Adam's different. He's... - Why is that? 790 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,082 Well, he had a football scholarship. 791 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:41,420 A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... 792 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:45,507 in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. 793 00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:48,844 - Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah. 794 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:52,347 So I just don't... I'm just trying to figure out... 795 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,683 why he's stripping. 796 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,603 - "Why" is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy? 797 00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,688 - You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay. 798 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,356 - You ready? - Yeah. 799 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,442 He's 19 years old. 800 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:08,614 It's women, money and a good time. 801 00:56:10,783 --> 00:56:12,784 I guess. I guess. 802 00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:14,870 I got him. 803 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,623 Okay? 804 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,833 Okay. 805 00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,461 - You gonna come to the show tonight? - No. 806 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:23,712 - You're gonna come. - No. 807 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,049 - You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. 808 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,676 - But you said... - I'm not going. I've seen it. 809 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,972 Does that mean you were lying? I'm not lying. 810 00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,331 I do know and I've been told 811 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,333 I do know and I've been told 812 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,377 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 813 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,962 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 814 00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:07,005 Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 815 00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,882 Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 816 00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,759 Anything you want, he won't forbid 817 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,553 Anything you want, he won't forbid 818 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,888 Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love 819 00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,682 Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love 820 00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:18,600 What he got down low fits like a glove 821 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,227 What he got down low fits like a glove 822 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:21,603 Soldiers, sound off 823 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,813 One, two 824 00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:24,523 - Sound off - Three, four 825 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:29,278 One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four 826 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:38,203 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 827 00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:32,424 Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 828 00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:36,011 I didn't... He did that himself. 829 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,804 I'm bringing him home. 830 00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:39,097 Hey, brother bear. 831 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,185 - Thank you. - He's just stoned out of his mind. 832 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:47,064 Yeah... 833 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:49,483 Hi. 834 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,361 What's up, dude? Yeah, we, we... My bad. We... 835 00:58:52,528 --> 00:58:53,862 - Yeah. - All right. I'll see you later. 836 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,322 What's up, dude? 837 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,782 Is that Paul? 838 00:58:56,949 --> 00:58:59,660 Yeah. It's... Yeah. It is? 839 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:05,749 - It's going good? - Yeah, it's good. Just go on. 840 00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:09,711 Hey, I... thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 841 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,964 I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I? 842 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,300 - Watch yourself. - All right. 843 01:00:09,021 --> 01:00:12,858 So, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 844 01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:19,865 It's good. It's good. 845 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,662 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 846 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:28,039 Social studies, or sociology or... 847 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,000 Did you say "social studies"? 848 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,585 Social science? 849 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,212 What, am I in middle school or something? 850 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,006 No. No. 851 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,842 - No? - Psychology. 852 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:44,389 So how much longer you got in psychology? 853 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:49,728 I have six weeks until I'm... 854 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,313 - For real? Six weeks? - Yeah. 855 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,149 And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 856 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:58,653 I know. People have to pay me now. 857 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,072 - That's huge. - It is, yeah. 858 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,326 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. 859 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,912 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 860 01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:09,581 I'm too fucked up anyway, so... 861 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,833 Oh, you're not so bad. 862 01:01:18,382 --> 01:01:19,800 So are you going to open up...? 863 01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:24,554 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight? 864 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,599 - Chatty Cathy. - Chatty Cathy. 865 01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,602 And questions are off-limits, I guess? 866 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,687 - They're always off-limits. - Really? 867 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,773 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 868 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,193 What was your name? I can't remember. What was it? 869 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:44,950 Look, I'm going to go, okay? But I'll give you a call? 870 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,662 Okay. 871 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,498 Get out of here. 872 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:44,235 That's what I'm saying. I'm... 873 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,530 I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be... 874 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:51,284 this young and beautiful forever. Strip malls, I think I got a good idea. 875 01:03:51,535 --> 01:03:55,205 You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV. 876 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,540 And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad. 877 01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:59,376 - That's a great book. - You read that? 878 01:03:59,543 --> 01:04:01,628 - I went to the convention. - Yeah, Robert Kiyosaki. 879 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,380 - Kiyosaki. - Yeah, that's the guy. 880 01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,798 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 881 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:08,677 All right, all right, all right, hey. 882 01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:11,429 If everybody can quiet down a second here. 883 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,556 Quiet down a sec? 884 01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:16,559 Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. 885 01:04:17,269 --> 01:04:19,354 Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 886 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:22,607 Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. It's all right. Thanks. 887 01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:26,194 All right, now I got an announcement to make. 888 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,905 Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy... 889 01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:31,825 out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. 890 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:37,455 I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. 891 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,666 Now I'm going to tell you why. 892 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,294 Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful... 893 01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:44,838 Saturday afternoon... 894 01:04:45,005 --> 01:04:47,757 the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 895 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,300 Can I get an "amen" on that? 896 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,553 - Yes. - Amen. 897 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,350 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 898 01:04:57,518 --> 01:04:59,436 Waiting for the sweet spot. 899 01:04:59,603 --> 01:05:03,440 Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global. 900 01:05:04,316 --> 01:05:06,776 Well, as of September 1 st... 901 01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:11,322 we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 902 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:12,991 No, sir, no, ma'am. 903 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:17,036 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings... 904 01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:19,289 of 4000 square feet... 905 01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:23,918 of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. 906 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:34,137 Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 907 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:37,223 - Tito, call them Cubano cousins? - They on their way, baby. 908 01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:40,435 Kid, you ready for the big time? You ready for the big time? 909 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,854 Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? 910 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,522 I'm ready, man. I'm ready. 911 01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:47,317 Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. 912 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,360 - We are blessed. - They're gonna love you. 913 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:52,822 Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa... 914 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:55,658 to motherfucking Miami? 915 01:05:55,826 --> 01:05:58,411 Yeah. My main man. 916 01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,539 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother. 917 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:03,792 A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 918 01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:06,544 I got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 919 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,547 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 920 01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:11,633 All right. All right. 921 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:15,136 Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you. 922 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:18,598 We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said. 923 01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:22,477 - Seven-point-five across the board... - You meant to say 10, didn't you? 924 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,855 Congrats, Kid. 925 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:27,899 Thanks, man. 926 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:31,611 You know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me... 927 01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,906 Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. 928 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,950 I could make it worth your while. 929 01:06:37,117 --> 01:06:38,868 Yeah, sure. 930 01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,623 - I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah. 931 01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:58,096 Who is that? 932 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,431 Nora. 933 01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:03,768 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 934 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,633 Hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 935 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,138 No, I'm at... I don't know, I'm at this party. 936 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,390 It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. 937 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:46,561 How about I come scoop you up? I can bring you a present. 938 01:07:47,479 --> 01:07:48,646 What? 939 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,690 - What thing? - Boom! 940 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,567 I got a thing. 941 01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,862 Come on, you ain't... 942 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,197 All right. 943 01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:01,242 Okay. All right, I'll call you later. 944 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,505 This is Herman. 945 01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,175 Hi, Herman. 946 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,261 He likes you. 947 01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:34,192 Hey, y'all. It's all right. 948 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:35,860 Hey, man. 949 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,529 We'd like to order. 950 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,949 All right. 951 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:45,411 That pig is so fucking cute. 952 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,207 Angels or demons? 953 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,210 - Angels. - Angels. Okay. 954 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,049 If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. 955 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,053 - You're gonna fucking love this one. - Yeah. 956 01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:07,058 Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Fucking Miami. 957 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,233 How you kids doing tonight? 958 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,735 That storm is crazy? 959 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,534 Beautiful. 960 01:09:29,581 --> 01:09:31,749 My wife's tits are awesome, right? 961 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,167 What? 962 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:36,045 I said my wife's tits are awesome. 963 01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:38,464 Yeah. 964 01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,593 Check them out, man. 965 01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:46,806 - You fucking joking? - I'm not fucking joking. Check them out. 966 01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,600 Feel them. They're so fucking amazing. 967 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,688 Come on. 968 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:58,526 It's okay. Go ahead, man. 969 01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,903 - They're real, I swear. - Yeah, I bet they are. 970 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:04,615 See? 971 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,286 This is okay? 972 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:12,165 It's okay with me, man. She loves it. 973 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:15,209 I fucking love you. 974 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:16,419 No, man, I love you. 975 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,337 - You don't understand. - I love you. 976 01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:20,256 No, I fucking... 977 01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:21,758 I fucking love you, man. 978 01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:25,011 I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 979 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,637 I love you. 980 01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,890 I love you too. 981 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,989 Is she even home? 982 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,494 Brooke! 983 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,500 Hi. 984 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,086 What do you think? 985 01:10:58,587 --> 01:10:59,921 Is it yours? 986 01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,340 Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 987 01:11:03,675 --> 01:11:05,009 It's very you. 988 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,428 Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate. 989 01:11:07,679 --> 01:11:08,721 Come on. 990 01:11:08,889 --> 01:11:10,431 - Come on. - Come on. 991 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:14,811 Come on. Come here. Come on. 992 01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:17,313 - Are you calling me like a dog? - What? 993 01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,649 - Are you calling me like a dog? - Who did that? 994 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,317 You want me to say something to him? 995 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,069 I'll say something to him. 996 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,531 - Okay, so I've seen the stripping. - Yup. 997 01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,783 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 998 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,953 It's "entrepreneur" actually. It's French. 999 01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:35,123 You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing. 1000 01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:38,835 But the whole endgame is the custom furniture business I'm trying to start. 1001 01:11:39,002 --> 01:11:43,131 Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands. 1002 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:46,467 - I did not say that. - Yes, I did. 1003 01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,637 But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually. 1004 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:51,722 - That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is. 1005 01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:55,560 If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest... 1006 01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,270 - The happiest? - Yeah, money aside. 1007 01:11:57,437 --> 01:12:01,983 I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day. 1008 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,484 - Really? - Yeah. 1009 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:06,279 Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1010 01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:09,365 Anything. Everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1011 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:13,202 Not the knock-off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. 1012 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,122 Hey. I don't have a custom furniture-maker man. 1013 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,748 - Well, now you do. - Okay? 1014 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,209 So are you in business? Why aren't you? 1015 01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:24,714 I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans. 1016 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,591 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1017 01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:29,677 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... 1018 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:34,974 and the stripping? I've saved about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1019 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:38,728 13. That's a lot of ones. 1020 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,605 There were some fives in there. 1021 01:12:40,772 --> 01:12:42,106 No 20s? 1022 01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:44,567 You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s. 1023 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,903 - I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you. 1024 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:49,155 No, that's okay, 1025 01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:50,990 So, Miami? 1026 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,329 - Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 1027 01:12:56,496 --> 01:13:00,333 I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. 1028 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:07,506 Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice? 1029 01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:11,302 By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice. 1030 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:15,723 - I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit? 1031 01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:17,308 Are we fighting? 1032 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,935 Is this our first fight? 1033 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,311 Come on. Let's make up. 1034 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,813 - I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face. 1035 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,191 - I really don't like being mad at you. - You guys are going to have fun in Miami. 1036 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:29,028 Just try not to forget about the normal people. 1037 01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:32,323 Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires. 1038 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,575 - So you're not a vampire? - No, I'm not a vampire. 1039 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:37,119 Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I. 1040 01:13:39,539 --> 01:13:42,833 - A thing for vampires? - Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1041 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:45,002 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1042 01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:47,880 I don't know, just like get some food? 1043 01:13:48,882 --> 01:13:50,883 What do you mean, like a date? 1044 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,888 No. If you don't want to call it that, no. 1045 01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:57,098 I don't know. 1046 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,850 Why? Because of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1047 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,060 Paul? 1048 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:05,481 Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. 1049 01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,983 How's that going? 1050 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,568 - Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No. 1051 01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:13,864 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck my brother's stripper friends. 1052 01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:16,117 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1053 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,911 I was just talking about talking and being friends. 1054 01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:21,914 If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1055 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,667 Are you trying to hit on my sister? 1056 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:29,005 No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? 1057 01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:30,172 Brother. 1058 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:32,925 Not me. Her. 1059 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:36,220 Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. 1060 01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:39,098 Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text? 1061 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,183 We got a sorority in like a half hour. 1062 01:14:41,601 --> 01:14:43,060 A sorority? 1063 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:46,022 Five hundred bones to rub our nuts... 1064 01:14:46,189 --> 01:14:49,108 - on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here. 1065 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,279 I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1066 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,073 You guys are really... Have a great time. 1067 01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:58,075 Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. 1068 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,870 We gotta stop fighting. 1069 01:15:01,121 --> 01:15:03,497 Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? 1070 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,708 You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. 1071 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:08,544 - I have the keys. - She's got the keys. We got to go. 1072 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,479 - Good evening. You live here? - Yeah. 1073 01:15:26,646 --> 01:15:28,606 - Yeah? What's your name? - Kim. 1074 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,025 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1075 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,653 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1076 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,907 Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here? 1077 01:15:38,658 --> 01:15:40,951 I might need to check some lDs, unfortunately. 1078 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,162 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1079 01:15:44,664 --> 01:15:46,999 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1080 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,501 - Yeah. - Yes? 1081 01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:51,170 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1082 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,172 May 20th, 19... 1083 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:56,384 That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit. 1084 01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:58,552 We're going to be here for a while. 1085 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,222 Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1086 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,850 You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 1087 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:06,936 - No. - Good. 1088 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:09,105 Because I do. 1089 01:17:50,582 --> 01:17:52,291 Did you see it? 1090 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,589 Hey! 1091 01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:01,050 Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl? 1092 01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,343 No. 1093 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,803 I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick? 1094 01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:06,055 Hey, fuck off. 1095 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,641 Okay. Cool. 1096 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:21,320 Hey! 1097 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:28,827 Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. 1098 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,829 All right, back the fuck up. 1099 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:36,168 Let's go. Let's go. 1100 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,881 Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... 1101 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:43,092 giving pills to girls that you don't know? 1102 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,427 - Shit, dude. - You're lucky we got out of there. 1103 01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:48,097 - My backpack. We have to go back. - Fuck your backpack. 1104 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,683 No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills. 1105 01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:53,018 Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. 1106 01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:56,063 Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash. 1107 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:58,816 What the fuck are you doing taking...? Front from Tobias? 1108 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,859 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1109 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:04,113 I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred. 1110 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,448 "Like a hundred," or a hundred? That's a grand. 1111 01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:08,409 Have to pay every one of those back. 1112 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,494 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what? 1113 01:19:10,662 --> 01:19:13,330 What do you mean, "fuck that"? I got that equity, baby. 1114 01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:16,542 Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo! 1115 01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:20,421 I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares? 1116 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:23,882 Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit. 1117 01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:26,010 Fuck. 1118 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:47,573 - You bailing on me? - Nope, not at all. 1119 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:54,705 - Oh, my God. What are you doing here? - Hey. 1120 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,833 I thought you were out of town, like, forever. 1121 01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:01,211 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1122 01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:03,547 - Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan. 1123 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,424 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1124 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:10,763 Ryan is my fiancé. 1125 01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:16,060 What? 1126 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:20,272 Are you fucking with me right now? 1127 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,232 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 1128 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,777 No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1129 01:20:24,944 --> 01:20:27,321 It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1130 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,490 - Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir. 1131 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,075 Okay. 1132 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:42,002 Okay. All right, I'm not exactly... 1133 01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,840 Okay. All right. 1134 01:20:48,843 --> 01:20:50,177 It was good to see you. 1135 01:20:50,428 --> 01:20:53,347 Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in. 1136 01:20:53,598 --> 01:20:54,682 Coño, what happened? 1137 01:20:57,894 --> 01:21:01,230 It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. 1138 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,483 "It was fucked up"? "Sorry"? 1139 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:07,194 That's all you got to say? 1140 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,822 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1141 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:13,033 I take it you didn't collect. 1142 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,577 Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money... 1143 01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:18,205 as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1144 01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,999 It's the last thing I need for my reputation... 1145 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,918 before we make the big move, Mike. 1146 01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:24,878 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1147 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:31,343 The last time I checked, I think it's the Kid and I's reputation... 1148 01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:34,304 that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1149 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,060 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1150 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:43,605 I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me. 1151 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,901 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1152 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,321 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1153 01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:53,157 Except for you, right? 1154 01:21:53,908 --> 01:21:55,701 Old friend. 1155 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,916 What are you thinking about? 1156 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,628 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog? 1157 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,341 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1158 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:15,888 I can walk right out that door. Right now. 1159 01:22:16,055 --> 01:22:19,016 And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent. 1160 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:21,393 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1161 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,103 But you don't. 1162 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:28,108 You didn't. And you won't. 1163 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,777 Because you can't. 1164 01:22:29,944 --> 01:22:31,695 I can't? Okay. 1165 01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:35,199 So you got to deal with what you got. 1166 01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:36,950 Hey, what's going on? 1167 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:40,204 That pack you gave me? 1168 01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:43,165 - It's gone. - That's great. 1169 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,541 Gone. 1170 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,627 It's "gone" gone. 1171 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:49,630 - You lost it? - I'm sorry, man. 1172 01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:52,633 Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this. 1173 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,384 We'll figure it out. It's fine. 1174 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,804 No, you need to figure it out. 1175 01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:58,972 Get the fuck off me. 1176 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,560 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1177 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,939 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1178 01:23:07,106 --> 01:23:09,024 You know that better than anybody. 1179 01:23:09,192 --> 01:23:12,361 You want a bigger piece? Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1180 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,446 You're not getting any younger. 1181 01:23:15,990 --> 01:23:18,242 What the fuck are you doing? 1182 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:22,913 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside. 1183 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:26,416 - Get changed. - Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1184 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:30,921 Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1185 01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,872 Perfect date time. 1186 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,209 Give me the astronaut thing. 1187 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,420 I met this guy... 1188 01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,756 You got them going out there, Mike. 1189 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:58,133 Good job, man. 1190 01:24:59,427 --> 01:25:03,180 He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... 1191 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,350 that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. 1192 01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:10,437 The first man in outer space... 1193 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:13,065 Russian. Yuri Gagarin. 1194 01:25:13,232 --> 01:25:14,775 - Cosmonaut. - He's the second one. 1195 01:25:14,942 --> 01:25:17,069 The first one died on reentry. 1196 01:25:17,236 --> 01:25:19,529 We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1197 01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:08,930 Mike. 1198 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:13,143 Mike, hello. 1199 01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,522 Open up. 1200 01:27:24,572 --> 01:27:27,073 - Mike. - All right. Hold on. 1201 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,539 - Hey. - Hey. 1202 01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:36,166 You have fun last night? 1203 01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,460 - What? - Did you have fun last night? 1204 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,170 Yeah, what's up? 1205 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:41,922 Is Adam here? 1206 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:46,343 He left me weird-sounding voice messages, sounded fucked up. 1207 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,011 And now I can't reach him. 1208 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,430 - Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool. 1209 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:56,478 Where is he? 1210 01:27:56,646 --> 01:27:58,480 He should be upstairs. 1211 01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:03,777 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd call out. 1212 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,111 Kid. 1213 01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:09,533 Adam? 1214 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,117 Adam. Adam. 1215 01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:12,494 - Fuck. - Adam. 1216 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:13,995 Hey. Come here. 1217 01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:16,873 Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. 1218 01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:19,501 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1219 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,878 Probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. 1220 01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:24,798 - What the fuck did you do to my brother? - Relax. Yo, Brooke. 1221 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:26,591 He's breathing. He's fine. 1222 01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:30,679 Get the fuck off me, Mike. I'll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. 1223 01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,681 - He's going to be fine, - He's not okay. 1224 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,599 - Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up! 1225 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:37,310 Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1226 01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:41,439 You think you have your shit all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1227 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:44,693 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it. 1228 01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:47,821 You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1229 01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:51,908 - Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem. 1230 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:55,662 Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1231 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:58,874 Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. 1232 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,876 Adam. God. 1233 01:29:01,043 --> 01:29:03,253 Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go. 1234 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,130 - Stop. - No, Mike, this is my brother. 1235 01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:08,592 Brooke, let me please carry him out. Stop. 1236 01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:35,035 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1237 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,458 You hear me? 1238 01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,425 Come on, let's go. 1239 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,095 You guys need to stop already. 1240 01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,432 Motherfucker. 1241 01:30:42,645 --> 01:30:44,562 Mike? Get off of him. Hey. 1242 01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:45,814 Hey! 1243 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,568 - Fuck off. - I'm so sorry, primo. 1244 01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:51,778 Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1245 01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:53,863 What are you doing breaking into my house? 1246 01:30:54,031 --> 01:30:55,740 I tried calling your cell, man. 1247 01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:58,535 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1248 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:01,663 I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me. 1249 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,665 That did a good job, didn't it? 1250 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:07,293 Look, man, I'm sorry. We're looking for the Kid, okay? 1251 01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:08,753 So you brought them here? 1252 01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:11,881 - What are you looking for him for? - He's late on his front. 1253 01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,967 And as you can see, he was due today. 1254 01:31:14,218 --> 01:31:18,054 It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? 1255 01:31:18,222 --> 01:31:21,474 No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? 1256 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,728 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1257 01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:29,315 - What's his half? - Ten grand. 1258 01:31:30,901 --> 01:31:33,319 - What? - Ten grand. 1259 01:31:33,779 --> 01:31:37,615 I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1260 01:31:37,783 --> 01:31:40,535 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay? 1261 01:31:41,078 --> 01:31:42,746 Look, you got to... 1262 01:31:44,498 --> 01:31:45,832 What am I...? 1263 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:49,335 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van... 1264 01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:51,671 until he can figure out something out. 1265 01:31:52,339 --> 01:31:53,673 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1266 01:31:53,924 --> 01:31:59,262 Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1267 01:32:03,642 --> 01:32:07,062 If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day. 1268 01:32:07,229 --> 01:32:09,731 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1269 01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:12,776 Hey, look... I just hate to see you doing this. 1270 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,153 Just don't give him anymore shit to sell. 1271 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:17,906 No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. 1272 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,326 - One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you? 1273 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:22,786 I'll talk to him. It's fine. 1274 01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:55,026 Hey. 1275 01:32:57,571 --> 01:32:59,364 I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1276 01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:02,158 - Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay. 1277 01:33:02,326 --> 01:33:04,911 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1278 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,163 Where is he? 1279 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,291 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1280 01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:19,134 Okay, cool. Just let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1281 01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:23,721 Ha, this is so much bullshit. 1282 01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:25,098 You know that, right? 1283 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:28,852 This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious? 1284 01:33:31,021 --> 01:33:34,816 - I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday. 1285 01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:37,902 You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? 1286 01:33:38,070 --> 01:33:40,488 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1287 01:33:40,656 --> 01:33:42,282 I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1288 01:33:42,449 --> 01:33:45,702 I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised... 1289 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:49,289 that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1290 01:33:49,456 --> 01:33:51,249 You're the last person that I... 1291 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,004 Yeah, I believe you... 1292 01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,631 and I know you're basically a good person. 1293 01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:00,842 Adam was... 1294 01:34:03,095 --> 01:34:05,597 going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1295 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:09,350 I just can't be around your lifestyle. 1296 01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:13,146 You can't be around my...? I'm not my lifestyle. 1297 01:34:15,399 --> 01:34:18,484 That's who you think...? That isn't fucking... 1298 01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:22,447 I'm not... Am I Magic...? 1299 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,657 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1300 01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:30,371 I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who... 1301 01:34:30,539 --> 01:34:34,542 That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1302 01:34:34,710 --> 01:34:36,461 I'm not just... 1303 01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:39,380 That's why I want to go to Miami. 1304 01:34:39,548 --> 01:34:42,050 I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper. 1305 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:44,344 I want to own something. I want to actually... 1306 01:34:49,683 --> 01:34:52,018 I've been trying to, this whole time... 1307 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:59,484 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1308 01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,861 You don't... Right now. Nothing. I'm just... 1309 01:35:02,112 --> 01:35:03,446 You don't believe any of it? 1310 01:35:04,448 --> 01:35:07,242 Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? 1311 01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:14,332 I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this. 1312 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,542 But good luck to you. 1313 01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,046 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1314 01:35:20,631 --> 01:35:22,215 And Adam too. 1315 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,592 But I'm going to be here. 1316 01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:45,488 Hey. 1317 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,824 I... 1318 01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:51,411 I want to say thank you about the money. 1319 01:35:51,578 --> 01:35:53,496 I know how much that shit meant to you... 1320 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,375 especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do. 1321 01:36:00,254 --> 01:36:01,587 I... 1322 01:36:03,590 --> 01:36:07,427 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that. 1323 01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:11,264 All right. 1324 01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:15,435 Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably... 1325 01:36:15,602 --> 01:36:20,523 but I can look back in 20 years and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1326 01:36:20,691 --> 01:36:24,569 Fuck. Look where I was three months ago. 1327 01:36:25,362 --> 01:36:26,863 Three months ago. 1328 01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:29,073 Look at where I am now. 1329 01:36:30,993 --> 01:36:32,869 I can't thank you enough. 1330 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,705 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1331 01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,666 I have money. 1332 01:36:38,834 --> 01:36:41,127 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1333 01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:44,380 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1334 01:36:45,632 --> 01:36:48,301 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1335 01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:53,973 And we're going to have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1336 01:36:54,141 --> 01:36:57,060 So can you smile? Can you look at me? 1337 01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:01,105 I only have one thing to say. 1338 01:37:01,273 --> 01:37:03,816 To my best friend. 1339 01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:11,574 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for. 1340 01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:15,828 And to bright futures. 1341 01:37:18,123 --> 01:37:20,166 Ladies of Tampa 1342 01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:29,133 The first time that you ever walked into my life 1343 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:35,932 In oh many ways you all became my wife 1344 01:37:37,393 --> 01:37:39,727 Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you 1345 01:37:42,272 --> 01:37:45,691 Ladies of Tampa 1346 01:37:47,653 --> 01:37:51,280 Even though we gotta go 1347 01:37:51,615 --> 01:37:54,617 There's one thing you gotta know 1348 01:37:55,577 --> 01:38:01,040 Ain't no matter How much you love me for sure 1349 01:38:04,336 --> 01:38:06,129 I'll always love you more 1350 01:38:08,757 --> 01:38:11,843 I'll always love you more than you know 1351 01:38:12,010 --> 01:38:16,055 You got me tied to a chain I'm just a slave to your soul 1352 01:38:16,223 --> 01:38:21,519 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho 1353 01:38:25,315 --> 01:38:27,650 Ladies of Tampa 1354 01:39:09,234 --> 01:39:11,068 I could be a friend to you. 1355 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,737 What about romance? 1356 01:39:12,988 --> 01:39:15,823 Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1357 01:39:16,158 --> 01:39:18,951 My good friend, Andy. 1358 01:39:19,119 --> 01:39:21,078 I'm just saying you always put up a fight. 1359 01:39:21,246 --> 01:39:24,832 Anaconda Part 3. 1360 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:26,667 Hey, what about...? 1361 01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:04,640 - Yeah. - Motherfucker. 1362 01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:06,976 Dallas be riding again. 1363 01:41:07,144 --> 01:41:09,437 It's a fucking revival. 1364 01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:14,525 Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1365 01:41:14,693 --> 01:41:18,070 - That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit. 1366 01:41:18,238 --> 01:41:19,614 Still got it. 1367 01:41:19,781 --> 01:41:21,991 Y'all ready to rock a little and fucking rein them in? 1368 01:41:22,159 --> 01:41:23,951 Yeah. 1369 01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,161 Yeah. 1370 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,412 Where's Mike? 1371 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,997 He's gone. 1372 01:41:28,165 --> 01:41:29,206 Mikey? 1373 01:41:29,374 --> 01:41:32,084 He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. 1374 01:41:32,252 --> 01:41:33,544 Mikey's gone. 1375 01:41:33,712 --> 01:41:35,421 What do you mean, he's gone? 1376 01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:39,675 I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door. 1377 01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,928 Hey, Mike, yo. 1378 01:41:43,930 --> 01:41:45,097 Let's go, we're up. 1379 01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:50,853 He's coming back, man. 1380 01:41:53,273 --> 01:41:55,733 All right, come here. 1381 01:41:59,738 --> 01:42:01,572 You ready to be the man? 1382 01:42:02,449 --> 01:42:05,534 - Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready. 1383 01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,746 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here. 1384 01:42:10,123 --> 01:42:12,625 Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1385 01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:15,628 All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out. 1386 01:42:15,796 --> 01:42:20,466 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey. 1387 01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:24,095 All right, ladies. So we know we made fire. 1388 01:42:24,262 --> 01:42:26,889 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1389 01:42:27,057 --> 01:42:30,685 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1390 01:42:30,852 --> 01:42:33,896 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. 1391 01:42:34,064 --> 01:42:39,652 The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1392 01:42:54,876 --> 01:42:55,960 Hey. 1393 01:42:56,461 --> 01:42:58,379 What are you doing here? 1394 01:43:02,884 --> 01:43:04,885 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1395 01:43:09,141 --> 01:43:11,142 Can I...? 1396 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,395 I just need to talk. 1397 01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:21,485 Yeah, okay. 1398 01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:23,487 Come on in. 1399 01:43:49,890 --> 01:43:51,515 I... I just came by to... 1400 01:43:51,683 --> 01:43:53,768 Look, before you say anything... 1401 01:43:53,935 --> 01:43:55,603 I just need you to know that... 1402 01:43:55,771 --> 01:44:00,149 when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1403 01:44:00,317 --> 01:44:02,735 And that was really a lot of money. 1404 01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:06,322 - You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him. 1405 01:44:07,532 --> 01:44:10,576 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just... 1406 01:44:11,828 --> 01:44:15,456 Look, I'm not going to Miami. 1407 01:44:16,917 --> 01:44:21,295 - Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done. 1408 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,177 What are you gonna do? 1409 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:34,683 I don't know. I guess I need a new plan. 1410 01:44:40,273 --> 01:44:43,359 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1411 01:44:48,698 --> 01:44:50,950 What, like a date? 1412 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:54,537 Well... 1413 01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:57,790 What would Tall Paul say? 1414 01:44:58,458 --> 01:45:03,838 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. 1415 01:45:06,132 --> 01:45:07,800 He didn't like breakfast food? 1416 01:45:10,136 --> 01:45:11,720 Not as much as I do. 1417 01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:17,476 This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1418 01:45:17,644 --> 01:45:18,853 Okay. 1419 01:45:19,729 --> 01:45:21,272 Let's go get something to eat. 1420 01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:26,360 The thing is I only go to one place. It's my favorite place. 1421 01:45:26,528 --> 01:45:29,488 They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in... 1422 01:45:29,656 --> 01:45:32,491 the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too. 1423 01:45:32,659 --> 01:45:35,536 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1424 01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:38,330 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1425 01:45:39,082 --> 01:45:41,876 The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m. 1426 01:45:48,508 --> 01:45:50,509 That's like seven hours from now. 1427 01:45:54,848 --> 01:45:56,140 Yeah. 1428 01:45:59,185 --> 01:46:01,270 What could we do with seven hours?