1 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:38,634 (helicopter whirring) 2 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,734 (rock music playing) 3 00:00:59,299 --> 00:01:01,067 Man's voice: My whole life, it was obvious 4 00:01:01,099 --> 00:01:02,900 l was gonna end up in this city. 5 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:10,635 l don't want to be arrogant here, but l'm an incredibly attractive man. 6 00:01:10,666 --> 00:01:13,468 l can't help it. l don't try to be. l just am. 7 00:01:15,165 --> 00:01:17,267 When l was a kid, my mother's best friend used to tell me 8 00:01:17,299 --> 00:01:19,634 that l was gonna be a little heartbreaker. 9 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:21,634 Turns out she was right. 10 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:23,300 Her husband came home from work one day 11 00:01:23,332 --> 00:01:25,901 and found us fucking on the Stairmaster. 12 00:01:27,966 --> 00:01:30,101 Los Angeles, California. 13 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,934 That's where all the beautiful little heartbreakers go to live and dream. 14 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:36,269 30,OOO of them arrive here every single month. 15 00:01:36,299 --> 00:01:38,834 30,OOO prom kings and queens 16 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,734 and Little Miss Cute Tits, 17 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:42,601 every one of them with stars in their eyes 18 00:01:42,632 --> 00:01:44,433 and a dream in their heart. 19 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:46,935 When l first came out here, l had a dream-- 20 00:01:46,966 --> 00:01:48,901 a dream of an easy life. 21 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:51,135 l was gonna get rich from lyin' around 22 00:01:51,165 --> 00:01:53,100 having my picture taken. 23 00:01:53,132 --> 00:01:56,702 l was gonna live in the hills and drive a noisy yellow sports car 24 00:01:56,733 --> 00:02:00,536 and fuck 6' girls who weighed 89 Ibs. 25 00:02:00,566 --> 00:02:03,669 - (distant siren wailing) - Guess what? Most of it came true. 26 00:02:16,766 --> 00:02:18,734 Hey, handsome! 27 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,034 Excuse me. Excuse me. 28 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,233 - Excuse me. - What's up? 29 00:02:26,265 --> 00:02:28,133 - (chuckles) - Good to see you. 30 00:02:28,165 --> 00:02:31,268 - You're here a little early, man. - Well, you know, a boy's gotta eat. 31 00:02:31,299 --> 00:02:33,467 (dance music playing) 32 00:03:10,366 --> 00:03:12,101 # l don't wanna tell you # 33 00:03:12,132 --> 00:03:14,167 # 'Cause you're lookin' that way # 34 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:17,302 # Turn around and wonder how you keep up # 35 00:03:17,332 --> 00:03:19,600 # With things that l don't want to tell you # 36 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,900 # 'Cause you're lookin' that way # 37 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:24,268 # Turn around and wonder how you keep up # 38 00:03:24,299 --> 00:03:26,100 # With things that l don't... # 39 00:03:26,132 --> 00:03:28,434 Man's voice: Some men remember breast feeding. 40 00:03:28,466 --> 00:03:30,634 l do not. 41 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:32,901 l do remember seeing my mother in the shower once. 42 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:35,935 She had a giant mound of pubic hair. 43 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,435 lt caused me an aversion to all things untrimmed. 44 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:42,601 Ah. Meet Jen. She has a bush like the outback. 45 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:46,234 Strong hands though. l like that. 46 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:50,833 Let's see. 47 00:03:50,866 --> 00:03:52,367 Ah, Shelly. 48 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,034 Ladies, if you want tits, go to Canada. 49 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:58,535 They just do 'em better up there. Don't ask me why. 50 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:03,735 l don't remember her name. But l do remember the look on her face 51 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:06,468 when she found out l was also sleeping with her sister. 52 00:04:07,632 --> 00:04:11,035 But tonight l'm not looking for the tight skin of a 20-year-old. 53 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:13,934 l am in need of assiduation and that changes the game. 54 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:16,668 Ah, here we go. 55 00:04:16,699 --> 00:04:19,201 The jacket's Dolce, the jeans are by Helmut Lang 56 00:04:19,232 --> 00:04:21,901 and the complexion comes from a strict regimen of facials. 57 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:25,235 l'm guessing she drives a Mercedes. 58 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,966 By the way, there's only one pick-up line. 59 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,634 Everything else is cheese. 60 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:30,934 Hi. What's your name? 61 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,301 - Samantha. - Hi, Samantha. 62 00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:36,866 l'm Nikki. 63 00:04:36,899 --> 00:04:39,501 - l'm leaving. - Really? 64 00:04:39,532 --> 00:04:41,901 Why? 65 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,101 - It's late. - You're right. 66 00:04:44,132 --> 00:04:45,700 We should get going. 67 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,334 So wait a second. You had dinner here? 68 00:04:47,366 --> 00:04:49,401 What'd you have? 69 00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:50,933 l had a salad. 70 00:04:50,966 --> 00:04:54,002 - What kind of salad? - A Greek salad. 71 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:56,267 You had a Greek salad at a French restaurant? 72 00:04:56,299 --> 00:04:58,634 l like that. Oh. Valet, huh? 73 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,135 l bet you're a bad driver. You want me to drive? 74 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:02,666 l'll flip you for it. Here. 75 00:05:02,699 --> 00:05:04,967 Heads, l drive; tails, you drive. 76 00:05:06,899 --> 00:05:09,234 - There it is. - It's tails. You flipped it. 77 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,467 You always flip it. Don't be a sore loser. 78 00:05:12,799 --> 00:05:14,734 Look, you're cute and everything, 79 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,602 but you're not coming home with me. Thank you. 80 00:05:17,632 --> 00:05:21,002 You're gonna have to do better than that. 81 00:05:21,032 --> 00:05:23,434 ''You're cute and everything''? What is that? 82 00:05:23,466 --> 00:05:25,267 l was trying not to be rude. 83 00:05:25,299 --> 00:05:27,000 - You're far from rude. - Aww. 84 00:05:27,032 --> 00:05:28,933 l'll help you out. 85 00:05:28,966 --> 00:05:31,835 Tell me that you're married. 86 00:05:34,165 --> 00:05:35,766 l am not married. That would be a lie. 87 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:37,967 You're not. 88 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,235 Tell me that you're madly in love with someone. 89 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:44,600 - That would also be a lie. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:48,767 Then tell me why l can't come home with you. 91 00:05:48,799 --> 00:05:50,700 (laughs) 92 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:52,267 l don't know you. 93 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:04,567 Nikki's voice: Roll the windows down, turn the music up 94 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:06,600 and make an ass out of yourself. 95 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,133 lt puts them at ease. 96 00:06:08,165 --> 00:06:10,300 (yelling) 97 00:06:14,766 --> 00:06:17,401 lt's nice. 98 00:06:17,432 --> 00:06:19,767 Peter Bogdanovich used to live here. 99 00:06:19,799 --> 00:06:22,067 Hmm. l bet he did. 100 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:23,700 What's that supposed to mean? 101 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:25,434 Nikki's voice: Never show you're impressed. 102 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:27,201 lt lowers your market value. 103 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:29,701 Do you want a drink? 104 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,267 l don't drink. 105 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:52,566 Come here. 106 00:06:59,599 --> 00:07:01,434 Wait. 107 00:07:02,566 --> 00:07:05,135 No boots in the bed. 108 00:07:05,165 --> 00:07:07,200 lt's my bed. 109 00:07:08,466 --> 00:07:10,501 The boots go or l go. 110 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,901 (moaning) 111 00:07:18,599 --> 00:07:20,600 Nikki's voice: You want to give them a good fucking, 112 00:07:20,632 --> 00:07:23,768 but not too good. Leave a little room for the relationship to grow. 113 00:07:26,265 --> 00:07:28,300 (panting) 114 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:31,033 - Oh, this fucking-- - (laughs) 115 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:35,434 Hey, Nikki. 116 00:07:35,466 --> 00:07:37,634 Nikki, wake up. l gotta go to work. 117 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,734 Now pay very close attention. 118 00:07:39,766 --> 00:07:43,269 l call this the ''roll over sleeping smile.'' 119 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:46,334 (moans softly) 120 00:08:10,432 --> 00:08:12,267 (footsteps leaving) 121 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,134 (door opens, closes) 122 00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:31,701 - Right here is fine. - There? 123 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,534 Yeah. 124 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:37,833 Nice spread, man. 125 00:08:38,933 --> 00:08:40,701 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 126 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:46,301 Hey, do you keep these cards on file? 127 00:08:46,332 --> 00:08:48,267 Yeah, we can. 128 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,433 (sighs) 129 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:23,335 Nikki's voice: It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. 130 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:27,036 Women grade on effort. It's almost better when the meal's a flop. 131 00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:29,133 lt shows that you're willing to make a fool of yourself. 132 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:32,501 lt's all about creating equity. 133 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,233 Think of it as a point system. 134 00:09:34,265 --> 00:09:37,701 One for flowers, two for dinner, three for an orgasm. 135 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:41,069 You need 26 points for them to trust you. 136 00:09:41,099 --> 00:09:43,067 And then you can go back to watching football. 137 00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:48,734 - Hello? - In here. 138 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,934 Oh ho ho, you're still here. 139 00:09:53,966 --> 00:09:56,401 And you're cooking. 140 00:09:56,432 --> 00:09:58,600 - l'm trying. - Hmm. 141 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,001 Turn around. 142 00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:02,600 Here you go. (chuckles) 143 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:05,201 Sit down... and take off your shoes. 144 00:10:05,232 --> 00:10:07,133 l'm gonna go pour you a glass of wine. 145 00:10:08,165 --> 00:10:09,933 Nikki's voice: Here's what she doesn't know-- 146 00:10:09,966 --> 00:10:11,667 l'm homeless, carless 147 00:10:11,699 --> 00:10:13,600 and completely unreliable. 148 00:10:13,632 --> 00:10:15,500 l do, however, own a cell phone 149 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,334 that happens to be right in front of her. 150 00:10:18,366 --> 00:10:22,203 That's right, baby. 19 other offers and l'm here with you 151 00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:24,334 creating equity. 152 00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:27,736 So what do you do? 153 00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:29,501 What? 154 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,467 For work? 155 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,100 Do you have a job? 156 00:10:36,132 --> 00:10:37,666 No. 157 00:10:39,032 --> 00:10:41,367 What did you do today? 158 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:42,900 l was here today. 159 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,567 Yesterday-- 160 00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:46,434 what did you do yesterday? 161 00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:51,501 Yesterday. 162 00:10:51,532 --> 00:10:54,301 Yesterday, l woke up, 163 00:10:54,332 --> 00:10:56,734 l got a cup of coffee, 164 00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,601 l had something to eat, 165 00:10:58,632 --> 00:11:01,301 and then l went outside to see what it was like. 166 00:11:01,332 --> 00:11:03,233 And what was it like? 167 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,534 lt was nice. 168 00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:15,267 Have you ever had a job? 169 00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:19,066 Yes. 170 00:11:20,232 --> 00:11:22,067 What sort of job? 171 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,600 You know-- 172 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:25,266 jobs on lakes, 173 00:11:25,299 --> 00:11:27,934 jobs on water. 174 00:11:27,966 --> 00:11:29,600 Job-jobs. 175 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:34,569 Are you looking for a job right now? 176 00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:36,133 Not right now. 177 00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:38,233 - No? - No. 178 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,734 Right now, l'm having dinner with you. 179 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,334 (laughs) 180 00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,334 (rock music playing) 181 00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:47,469 (moaning) 182 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,400 - Is that it? - (laughs) 183 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,066 (squealing) 184 00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:01,467 : fire : 185 00:12:01,499 --> 00:12:03,934 # Me and old Ricardo # 186 00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,335 # We're swooping down to town # 187 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,534 # We're coming round your way # 188 00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:11,101 # Tonight # 189 00:12:11,132 --> 00:12:13,534 # So open up your eyes # 190 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,768 # Then pull back the skies # 191 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:18,835 # 'Cause we are coming round # 192 00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,467 # Hick it # 193 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:24,567 # That's right... # 194 00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:26,600 That's a lot. 195 00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,901 (moaning) 196 00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:44,000 # That's right. # 197 00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:46,834 Nikki's voice: Just rack up those points until... 198 00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,834 (sighs) 199 00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:57,234 l'm going to New York for a few days. 200 00:12:57,265 --> 00:12:59,033 l thought you might want to come. 201 00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:03,701 l can't. 202 00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:11,234 You want to stay here. 203 00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:16,433 Do you want me to stay here? 204 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,467 Yeah, l do. 205 00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:24,701 Then l'll stay. 206 00:13:26,632 --> 00:13:30,302 (jet engine blaring) 207 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,134 l have my cell. l'll leave it on. 208 00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:45,133 Okay. 209 00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:48,701 - Thursday morning you'll pick me up? - Of course. 210 00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:59,201 - You have a safe flight. - l hope so. 211 00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:09,234 (rock music playing) 212 00:14:19,632 --> 00:14:22,201 # Been so long since you told me # 213 00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:27,235 # Been so long since you told me # 214 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:27,265 # Been so long since you told me # 215 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,735 # Been so long since you told me # 216 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,667 # Been so long since you told me... # 217 00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:35,934 Hey! 218 00:14:35,966 --> 00:14:37,967 l don't like you two talking to each other. 219 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,868 l do not like you two talking to each other. 220 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:41,567 This is bad. 221 00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:43,100 (laughs) 222 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,834 - Stop! Stop! - (grunting) 223 00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:48,401 - God. - How do you like my new house? 224 00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,867 You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house? 225 00:14:50,899 --> 00:14:53,534 The young ones do. Oh FYl, l'm a graphic designer 226 00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:55,200 if anybody asks. 227 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:58,267 What? What happened? 228 00:14:58,299 --> 00:14:59,867 - l blew it. - With who? 229 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,568 - El Paso Erin. - That DJ girl? 230 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:05,001 No, that's Hi-fi Tara. No El Paso's a somatologist. 231 00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:06,666 - She's-- - That's-- 232 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,367 l fuckin' froze up. l couldn't say anything. 233 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:10,300 l-- l started making cricket noises. 234 00:15:10,332 --> 00:15:12,133 You know what your problem is? You care too much. 235 00:15:12,165 --> 00:15:15,401 You gotta cut out the conversation, right? 236 00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:17,867 And just like say something to piss 'em off. 237 00:15:17,899 --> 00:15:19,600 - Why? - 'Cause once you piss 'em off, 238 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,433 you set up the apology. 239 00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,734 And once you apologize, you look like a sensitive guy. 240 00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:25,267 l am a sensitive guy. 241 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,900 All right, but you've gotta look like a rebel 242 00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:29,769 before you look like a sensitive guy. 243 00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:31,634 (laughing) 244 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,267 - Is that Helen? - Helen: Oh! 245 00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,167 - Who invited her? - l don't know. 246 00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:38,267 - l didn't fucking invite her. - She's gonna tell people 247 00:15:38,299 --> 00:15:40,734 - it's not my house. - Hey, Nikki. 248 00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:43,768 - Hi. - Yeah, l heard you were having a party 249 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:46,234 so l thought l'd just stop by and say hi, 250 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,066 see where you landed. 251 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:51,268 Yeah, not bad. Not-- not bad at all. 252 00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:54,835 - So, you want to go swimming? - Oh whoa! 253 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,535 - Helen, uh, just-- - (laughing) 254 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,401 Nikki: Okay, we gotta get her out of here. 255 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:00,966 - You gotta take her home. - What?! 256 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,103 Just take her home. she's gonna blow this whole thing for us. 257 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:05,833 - l was hoping to meet someone, man. - Who you gonna meet tonight? 258 00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:07,133 - l don't know. - Who are you gonna meet? 259 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,666 Nikki. 260 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,300 Hey. 261 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:13,001 l'm drunk as shit. Where's my tour? 262 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:16,534 Your tour's starting right now. 263 00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:18,067 l-- l love you. 264 00:16:18,099 --> 00:16:20,134 - Hey, Helen? Meet Harry. - Helen: Huh? 265 00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,068 Nikki's voice: A tour of the house should always end in the bedroom. 266 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:29,168 l like fucking in the kitchen as much as the next guy, 267 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,967 but you're three times more likely to get laid 268 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,202 if there's a bed in the room. 269 00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:35,434 - You're good at that. - l used to be a cheerleader. 270 00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:37,267 - Oh really? - Mm-hmm. 271 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,033 (both laugh) 272 00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,900 So you took your pants off a lot? 273 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,434 - What? - What? 274 00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:46,034 (laughing) 275 00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:47,666 You date the offense or the defense? 276 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,667 Give me some credit. Offense. 277 00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:51,233 Offense. 278 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,166 - Mm-hmm. - Quarterbacks? 279 00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:54,967 - Receivers. - Mm. 280 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,535 Took a bunch of acid once and thought my dick was a Dolphin. 281 00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:01,234 l hate the Dolphins. 282 00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:04,200 - l'm a Niners fan. - (groans) 283 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,100 l don't know how l feel about that. 284 00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:11,901 Feels like you like it. 285 00:17:24,866 --> 00:17:27,301 That lady's crazy. 286 00:17:27,332 --> 00:17:30,435 - Crazy good, right? - No. Just crazy. 287 00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:33,868 She almost got us killed... 288 00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:37,002 trying to grab me, get my zipper down... 289 00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:39,401 while l'm driving. 290 00:17:39,432 --> 00:17:41,700 - That's a problem? - She's trying to fuck me 291 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,367 while l'm driving. l need to see the road. 292 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:45,134 lt's an important part of driving. 293 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,799 (Nikki laughs) 294 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,535 Somebody's gotta make the first move, man. 295 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,400 Yeah, well, she wanted to know if you brought any girls 296 00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,400 over to her house when you were living there. 297 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,434 What'd you say? 298 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:05,699 What was l supposed to say? 299 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,902 All these things l can say, things l can't say. 300 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,035 Sometimes l get confused. What am l supposed to do? 301 00:18:16,432 --> 00:18:18,567 Dude. 302 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,235 - What am l supposed to do? - (laughs) 303 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,767 You're an asshole. 304 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,333 l hate you. 305 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,234 Did you show her the little red Corvette? 306 00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:31,533 But of course... not. 307 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,135 Dude, you didn't fuck her? How could you not fuck her? 308 00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:36,300 - Fuck you. - She's got a magical pussy. 309 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,767 - Ain't nothing wrong with it. - Oh because it's, what, 310 00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:41,368 - been worked on like 30 times maybe? - (laughing) 311 00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:46,401 Hey, there's a spare bedroom here if you want to stay. 312 00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,534 - Yeah. - Don't let me screw this one up, okay? 313 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,700 This is hot. 314 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:58,734 Yeah, this is prem nice. 315 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:02,136 Nikki: When you're rich, it costs more money to stay rich. 316 00:19:03,132 --> 00:19:05,033 Nikki's voice: l always follow up a meaningless fuck 317 00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:06,566 with a cham phone call. 318 00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:09,068 Heeps me in the game. Most guys drop the ball 319 00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:11,067 after they ball. l look ahead. 320 00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:14,235 An easy call the day after a lay can go a long way. 321 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:16,934 Hola, amiga! 322 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,234 Lo siento por el mess. 323 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:23,701 (patriotic ringtone playing) 324 00:19:30,265 --> 00:19:33,067 - Hello? - Hey, where are you? 325 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,368 - Nikki: Uh, l'm at your house. - Really? 326 00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:40,335 So why didn't you answer the phone? l called you twice last night. 327 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:44,002 You did? How's New York? 328 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,968 Samantha: These guys don't need a lawyer. They need a babysitter. 329 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,336 So, listen, we have some friends coming over on Thursday night. 330 00:19:50,366 --> 00:19:52,468 We do? 331 00:19:52,499 --> 00:19:54,467 Samantha: We do. Do you want to check your schedule? 332 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,267 Yeah, sure. 333 00:19:56,299 --> 00:20:00,536 Hey, Gina, how's my Thursday night look? 334 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,200 Oh, that's sweet. 335 00:20:03,232 --> 00:20:05,167 So we're on. 336 00:20:05,199 --> 00:20:07,301 - We're on. - Okay. 337 00:20:08,699 --> 00:20:11,101 - Bye. - Okay. 338 00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:12,800 Bye. 339 00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:17,566 (football game on TV) 340 00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:19,233 (football game on TV) 341 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:21,433 Announcer: The home team has first and 10... 342 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:27,435 Oh my God. You didn't tell me you live at the top of the fucking globe. 343 00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:32,601 My car overheated, so l walked up the hill. 344 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,133 This guy offers me a ride. 345 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:35,766 l say no, but he keeps following me, 346 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,367 so l ran. 347 00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,901 Oh my God. Is that a ham? 348 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,968 l haven't eaten since like Thursday. 349 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,168 Cornflakes. 350 00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:47,634 l started this band-- me and this guy. 351 00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:50,633 We tell everyone we're brother and sister 352 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,200 and then we get all sexy on stage. 353 00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:56,634 Who are you hustling, Nikk? 354 00:20:56,666 --> 00:21:00,036 - What? - Mm. The house. 355 00:21:00,065 --> 00:21:03,535 - Who's it belong to? - Uh... 356 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,101 it used to belong to Peter Bogdanovich. 357 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,468 Who? Come on, Nikk. It's me, okay? 358 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:11,400 Remember me? 359 00:21:11,432 --> 00:21:13,066 l was the first girl to shave your balls. 360 00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:14,800 You were the first guy in my ass, l mean-- 361 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,334 there were feelings. 362 00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:18,167 lt's not what you think. 363 00:21:18,199 --> 00:21:19,767 You can tell me. l mean, 364 00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:22,835 it's not like you're getting any from me. 365 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,169 Nikki's voice: When a girl tells you you're not getting any, 366 00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:28,734 before you ask, 367 00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:31,435 before you even try, 368 00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:33,668 you're getting some. 369 00:21:33,699 --> 00:21:35,333 Mm-hmm. 370 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,933 What do you tell these women? 371 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,268 Less is more. 372 00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:43,867 Why do you care? 373 00:21:43,899 --> 00:21:45,934 Um, so that when you call me 374 00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:48,034 lonely and miserable in 10 years, 375 00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:51,134 l can tell you exactly how you got there. 376 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:52,966 - Hmm. - You're a good person, Nikki. 377 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,469 l mean, this can't feel good. 378 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,468 So what's her deal? How old is she? 379 00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:07,901 l have to be inside you right now. 380 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:10,435 Every time we have sex, you disappear. 381 00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:12,434 - It's not like that-- - You say that every time. 382 00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:16,236 l didn't call you for sex. l called you because l miss you. 383 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:19,401 Yeah, but now that l'm here, 384 00:22:19,432 --> 00:22:22,768 you don't miss me anymore and now you want sex. 385 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,068 - And you don't? - l want more than sex. 386 00:22:26,099 --> 00:22:27,900 Me too. 387 00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:29,567 What, Nikki? More what? 388 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:33,269 l-- l don't know. It's all very new, this feeling. 389 00:22:35,032 --> 00:22:37,100 You are so full of shit. 390 00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:42,634 You're right. 391 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,934 l am full of shit. 392 00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:54,934 (TV chattering) 393 00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:05,866 Does she have a bathtub? 394 00:23:10,165 --> 00:23:12,333 You want to shave my papaya? 395 00:23:24,499 --> 00:23:26,300 Be careful with me. 396 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,367 Promise. 397 00:23:32,499 --> 00:23:34,300 l promise. 398 00:23:51,165 --> 00:23:53,166 Nikki's voice: Lots of times l can envision my future 399 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,167 with a woman before l come. 400 00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:03,135 How long are you gonna keep doing this? 401 00:24:03,165 --> 00:24:05,534 And then after, l just want them to stop touching me. 402 00:24:05,566 --> 00:24:07,634 l don't know. 403 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,434 What if we just gave it a try? 404 00:24:17,366 --> 00:24:19,301 l don't want to do that to you again. 405 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,868 l'm a big girl. l can handle it. 406 00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:30,868 Maybe you just don't care about me. 407 00:24:35,866 --> 00:24:37,634 You cool? 408 00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:39,401 Yep, l'm cool. 409 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:42,234 You know you're my homegirl, right? 410 00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:43,899 Yeah. 411 00:24:48,199 --> 00:24:50,534 - See ya. - Drive safe, okay? 412 00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,167 Yep. 413 00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:58,435 - (football game on TV) - Oh! 414 00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:00,100 Announcer: The snap... 415 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,001 Brown kicks it off. It's 40, at the 45, 416 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:04,733 he's at the 30, 35... 417 00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:06,367 - Oh yes! Yes! - (announcer shouting) 418 00:25:06,399 --> 00:25:08,234 - No! - Yes! 419 00:25:08,265 --> 00:25:09,799 - (screams) - (laughs) 420 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:12,168 - What the hell's wrong with them? - They suck, 421 00:25:12,199 --> 00:25:13,733 that's what's wrong with them. 422 00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:15,767 - Shut up. - You shut up. 423 00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:17,333 (giggles) 424 00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:34,101 (Nikki moaning) 425 00:25:38,766 --> 00:25:40,434 Jesus Christ. 426 00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:43,035 - Turn it off. - (gasps) 427 00:25:43,065 --> 00:25:46,201 - Uh... - Uh... 428 00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:47,933 - Get out. - Her? 429 00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:50,268 Her! Get out. 430 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,800 l, uh-- 431 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,901 - Announcer: Brown has it. - --we were watching the game 432 00:25:53,933 --> 00:25:55,968 and, uh, one thing led to-- 433 00:25:57,232 --> 00:25:59,534 l'm-- l-- 434 00:26:02,866 --> 00:26:04,767 - l'm sorry. - For what? Getting caught? 435 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,401 How was your little party? 436 00:26:11,566 --> 00:26:13,834 - What party? - The one my maid cleaned up for you. 437 00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:15,534 Sit down. 438 00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:30,467 Thanks. See you later. 439 00:26:30,499 --> 00:26:33,635 l trusted you. l fucking trusted you. 440 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,468 Yeah? Really? You trusted me? 441 00:26:36,499 --> 00:26:38,200 'Cause it kind of feels like you came home early 442 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,400 to catch me at something, but catch me at what? 443 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,767 l don't really know, 'cause we never really had the conversation. 444 00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:44,367 Oh, the conversation? 445 00:26:44,399 --> 00:26:46,067 You want to have the fucking conversation? 446 00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:49,235 Okay, how would you characterize our relationship? 447 00:26:49,265 --> 00:26:51,367 What? l'm-- 448 00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:54,068 You want me to characterize and you can confirm or deny? 449 00:26:54,099 --> 00:26:55,733 - Confirm or deny. - Yeah, confirm or deny. 450 00:26:55,766 --> 00:26:57,734 We are hopelessly in love with each other. 451 00:26:58,933 --> 00:27:02,469 Come on! Are we hopelessly in love with each other? 452 00:27:02,499 --> 00:27:04,734 - No. - No, of course not. 453 00:27:04,766 --> 00:27:06,334 - No. - So how about this? 454 00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:08,434 We have a relationship built on honesty and integrity. 455 00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:10,467 - Samantha, l'm not-- - What? Confirm or deny! 456 00:27:10,499 --> 00:27:12,868 - Well, you want me-- deny! - Deny is right. 457 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,867 How about this? 458 00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:19,036 l support you and you perform sexual favors. 459 00:27:19,065 --> 00:27:21,000 ls that what this is about? 460 00:27:23,232 --> 00:27:24,833 - We're friends. - We're friends? 461 00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:27,034 Friends who... 462 00:27:27,065 --> 00:27:29,033 fuck. 463 00:27:30,032 --> 00:27:31,700 Okay, how about we're friends who fuck 464 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,701 and you don't stay here anymore? 465 00:27:36,566 --> 00:27:38,634 - Fine. - Great. 466 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,202 l don't know how that's gonna work. 467 00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:47,734 l don't have a car, so l can't-- 468 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,601 it's not-- l can't come over. 469 00:27:49,632 --> 00:27:52,701 And l don't have a place, so it's not like you can come and... 470 00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:59,035 fuck me, so, l-- l guess if we're-- 471 00:27:59,065 --> 00:28:00,566 and as my friend, 472 00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:02,167 l think you should be a little bit concerned 473 00:28:02,199 --> 00:28:04,134 that l don't have a place to live. 474 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:09,734 You are a real piece of work. 475 00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:18,901 (rock music playing) 476 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,434 # Help # 477 00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:34,703 # Standing at the door, there's a man to meet # 478 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,867 # Shaking on my hand... # 479 00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:42,268 - (smacks) # As he starts to speak # 480 00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:50,638 # And he just might be afraid, he just might be afraid # 481 00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:56,637 # l don't want to hear what he's gonna say # 482 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:58,567 # Oh, oh-oh # 483 00:28:58,599 --> 00:28:58,599 # Oh, oh-oh-oh # 485 00:29:02,232 --> 00:29:04,867 # Oh, oh-oh-oh # 486 00:29:05,899 --> 00:29:08,768 # Oh, oh-oh-oh... # 487 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,500 - Is everything all right? - No. 488 00:29:18,532 --> 00:29:20,500 These pancakes are sour. 489 00:29:21,632 --> 00:29:24,401 They're buttermilk pancakes. They're supposed to be sour. 490 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,100 Oh, maybe you're right. 491 00:29:29,132 --> 00:29:31,100 - Good. - Excuse me. 492 00:29:32,566 --> 00:29:34,801 What's your name? 493 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:37,202 - Heather. - Hi, Heather. l'm Nikki. 494 00:29:37,232 --> 00:29:39,233 - Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 495 00:29:39,265 --> 00:29:41,367 - Have you worked here long? - Three days. 496 00:29:41,399 --> 00:29:43,701 Really? You new to LA? 497 00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:45,768 Why? You want to show me around? 498 00:29:46,899 --> 00:29:49,101 l don't-- um, yeah, okay. 499 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,167 l'm from here. 500 00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:53,501 Okay. Maybe you can show me around. 501 00:29:53,532 --> 00:29:56,601 l don't think so. Can l get you anything else? 502 00:29:56,632 --> 00:29:58,734 How about a phone number? 503 00:29:58,766 --> 00:30:00,701 Why? 'Cause we're so compatible? 504 00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:03,769 l don't know. l just thought we'd get a cup of coffee or something. 505 00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:05,734 When l leave here, the last thing l want is coffee. 506 00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:08,668 (chuckles) Hey, maybe we could go on a hike? 507 00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:12,101 No. No hikes. 508 00:30:12,132 --> 00:30:14,000 We could just talk. 509 00:30:14,032 --> 00:30:17,301 We're talking now, and don't take this personally-- 510 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,500 it's not that you're not a brilliant conversationalist-- 511 00:30:19,532 --> 00:30:21,433 Okay okay okay. 512 00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:24,402 Why don't you just give me your phone number? 513 00:30:24,432 --> 00:30:26,700 Because l don't want you to call me. 514 00:30:28,132 --> 00:30:29,366 Whenever you're ready. 515 00:30:39,332 --> 00:30:41,033 She's hot, huh? 516 00:30:42,332 --> 00:30:44,567 Yeah. 517 00:30:44,599 --> 00:30:47,468 - l delivered some stuff. - Oh, hey, man. How you doing? 518 00:31:19,632 --> 00:31:22,101 Hello. 519 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:24,033 l was expecting a phone call, but this'll work. 520 00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:26,567 Who the fuck do you think you are making me chase down my money? 521 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,268 l'm sorry. l-- how did you find this place? 522 00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:33,067 Your friend, the delivery guy. 523 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,900 (laughs) Right. 524 00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:36,734 Where's my money, asshole? 525 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:41,001 - It's inside. You wanna come in? - No, l don't want to come in. 526 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,534 Uh, look, l didn't-- 527 00:31:59,165 --> 00:32:00,733 See ya. 528 00:32:25,566 --> 00:32:27,935 l'm gonna get some lemonade. Do you want some lemonade? 529 00:32:31,566 --> 00:32:33,134 Lemonade sounds good. 530 00:32:33,165 --> 00:32:35,066 Okay. 531 00:32:44,165 --> 00:32:45,766 (laughs) Ah! 532 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,800 - Oh! - Oh God! 533 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,434 - Oh! - Slap it! 534 00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:51,000 - Oh! - Nasty! 535 00:32:51,032 --> 00:32:52,967 - In your ass! - Love that! 536 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,736 l love the tennis, man. l love the girls' noises-- 537 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:59,102 - You can't go wrong with girls' tennis. - No. No. Girls' tennis. 538 00:33:00,566 --> 00:33:02,901 lt's the best. Hey, can you do me a favor? 539 00:33:03,933 --> 00:33:05,901 Yeah, sure. 540 00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:09,467 Tomorrow morning, 541 00:33:09,499 --> 00:33:12,301 there's this girl working at this coffee shop, right? 542 00:33:13,332 --> 00:33:15,600 l got a little thing going with her. 543 00:33:15,632 --> 00:33:17,400 Yeah. 544 00:33:17,432 --> 00:33:19,133 l just need you to help me work this out. 545 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,369 _ Excellent. When in doubt call your friend Harry. 546 00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:25,434 (laughs) 547 00:33:35,733 --> 00:33:38,001 All right, look. She's seen the house, 548 00:33:38,032 --> 00:33:39,733 so we gotta play it up. 549 00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:41,868 Hey, l'm not your assistant. 550 00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:43,734 ls she coming now? 551 00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:46,868 Come on. You're killing me, Charlie. 552 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,201 Look, your lawyer blue-lined it, you agreed to it. 553 00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:51,200 - l'll have the oatmeal-- - Do you want to do this or not? 554 00:33:51,232 --> 00:33:53,968 - No raisins please. - Excellent. 555 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,503 - All right. Where we at with Jim Case? - Jim Casey. 556 00:33:57,532 --> 00:33:59,333 (patriotic ringtone playing) 557 00:33:59,366 --> 00:34:01,501 (laughs) 558 00:34:04,299 --> 00:34:05,933 Shit. Where'd l lose ya? 559 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:09,700 - You gonna order? - It's-- it's-- 560 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,067 He's gonna get the eggs over easy 561 00:34:13,099 --> 00:34:14,767 - and-- and a muffin. - Can l talk to you later? 562 00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:16,734 All right. 563 00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:19,435 (groans) l need a new phone. 564 00:34:19,466 --> 00:34:21,067 Apparently. 565 00:34:26,799 --> 00:34:29,067 That was brutal. 566 00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:30,600 That was karma... 567 00:34:30,632 --> 00:34:32,567 boss. 568 00:34:37,165 --> 00:34:39,200 ls that your car, the Mercedes? 569 00:34:39,232 --> 00:34:41,167 Yeah. 570 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,034 You're getting a ticket. 571 00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:48,167 (beeping) 572 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,367 - What do you want? - Wow, you have beautiful hands. 573 00:34:50,399 --> 00:34:52,000 Can l see your hand? 574 00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:54,534 Can l see-- they're beautiful. 575 00:34:54,566 --> 00:34:56,200 - Could you-- - Somebody-- 576 00:34:56,232 --> 00:34:57,766 would you do a little spin for me? 577 00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:59,767 - Are you kidding? - No no no, just a little spin. 578 00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:01,400 Just-- just a little light-- that's it. 579 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:02,933 Just like this. 580 00:35:11,199 --> 00:35:12,867 (laughs) 581 00:35:15,132 --> 00:35:17,200 We're-- we're like it's a street party, Doris. 582 00:35:17,232 --> 00:35:19,200 - Look, give me one of these-- - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah-- 583 00:35:19,232 --> 00:35:21,367 Just give me one of these. Oh! Yeah, look-- look at you. 584 00:35:21,399 --> 00:35:23,467 - l'm gonna give you one of these-- - You have got the moves. 585 00:35:23,499 --> 00:35:25,033 - Yeah. - All right. 586 00:35:25,065 --> 00:35:26,766 - Have a good day. - Yeah, you too. 587 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,534 No coffee. No hikes. 588 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,734 (moaning) 589 00:35:54,165 --> 00:35:56,534 (dials) 590 00:35:56,566 --> 00:35:58,200 (ringing) 591 00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:05,334 Hey, this is Nikki. What are you doing? 592 00:36:05,366 --> 00:36:07,201 Heather: l'm ironing my pants. 593 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:11,468 What are you ironing your pants for? 594 00:36:11,499 --> 00:36:13,133 Can l call you right back? 595 00:36:14,933 --> 00:36:18,069 Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Just call me back. 596 00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,468 All right. 597 00:36:37,232 --> 00:36:38,499 ''l'll call you back.'' 598 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,333 Doesn't that mean like 15 minutes or something? 599 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:43,435 You say it all the time. You don't call me back in 15 minutes. 600 00:36:43,466 --> 00:36:45,901 - It's been like 12 hours. - (frog croaks) 601 00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,467 And that sucks, doesn't it? 602 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:50,301 Right, look, you're-- you're mad 'cause you can't follow your own advice. 603 00:36:50,332 --> 00:36:53,368 Okay, you can always call a girl. You can't uncall her. 604 00:36:53,399 --> 00:36:55,734 Come on, man. l like this girl. 605 00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:57,267 - (scoffs) - l'm serious. 606 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,234 - Yeah. - (frog croaks) 607 00:36:59,265 --> 00:37:02,401 Why does all my stuff smell like mothballs? 608 00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:04,600 'Cause l don't want moths. 609 00:37:04,632 --> 00:37:07,201 Well, what's worse, moths or mothballs? 610 00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:10,934 l don't know. If you don't like it, you should take your shit. 611 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:14,534 Tell you man, between your mothballs and your frogs. 612 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,200 What's wrong with the frogs? 613 00:37:17,265 --> 00:37:18,933 (imitating Hermit) l am Harry the frog here. 614 00:37:18,966 --> 00:37:21,201 l have three frogs. l have two tree frogs 615 00:37:21,232 --> 00:37:22,800 and a bullfrog. 616 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:26,403 l don't have moths because l have mothballs. 617 00:37:26,432 --> 00:37:28,901 - All right. Get the fuck out, okay? - Come on. 618 00:37:28,933 --> 00:37:30,634 You come over here, you start belittling me. 619 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,968 Just start thinking of a place to store your shit 620 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,703 - and get the fuck out. - It was a joke. 621 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:39,235 l don't care. Get out. 622 00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:50,133 Sorry. 623 00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:52,100 (Hermit voice) l'm sorry. 624 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:20,501 (dials) 625 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:24,035 - Hello. - Hey there. It's Heather. 626 00:38:24,065 --> 00:38:26,066 - Hey. - Hello. 627 00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:28,601 Think you might be up for some dinner tonight? 628 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:33,469 - Where? - Um, La Poubelle? 9:OO? 629 00:38:33,499 --> 00:38:36,368 - All right. - All right. Bye now. 630 00:38:36,399 --> 00:38:39,301 Okay. Bye. 631 00:38:46,332 --> 00:38:49,034 Heep this open. 632 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,367 l'm late. Are you mad? 633 00:38:53,733 --> 00:38:55,701 Will you ever forgive me? 634 00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:58,600 Maybe someday when l'm old and gray. 635 00:38:59,632 --> 00:39:01,767 Let's get a table. 636 00:39:09,799 --> 00:39:12,368 Take Camp David, for example. There's no camping. 637 00:39:12,399 --> 00:39:15,301 How much better would it be if the four dignitaries 638 00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:17,067 could just pitch a tent and hang out? 639 00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:19,034 - We'd have Israel, Palestine... - (phone ringing) 640 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,801 ...talking out their differences over a campfire roasting marshmallows. 641 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:25,203 lt's just that there's a better way to Iead a superpower into the 21st century. 642 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:27,267 Hey. 643 00:39:27,299 --> 00:39:29,668 l'm with friends. 644 00:39:29,699 --> 00:39:31,200 She's with the commander in chief. 645 00:39:31,232 --> 00:39:33,567 (laughs) What are you talking about? 646 00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:37,734 You're a little monkey, you know that? 647 00:39:38,899 --> 00:39:40,834 All right. 648 00:39:40,866 --> 00:39:42,567 Okay. 649 00:39:45,265 --> 00:39:47,400 l'm sorry. l have to go. 650 00:39:47,432 --> 00:39:50,234 (chuckles) What do you mean you have to go? 651 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:52,066 l gotta go. Rain check? 652 00:39:56,866 --> 00:39:59,401 - (car door shuts) - Hey. 653 00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,000 - l'm sorry, l really am. - What the fuck? 654 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,200 - What happened? - l gotta go. Nothing. 655 00:40:04,232 --> 00:40:06,200 - (car starts) - Where are you going? 656 00:40:06,232 --> 00:40:09,234 - Will you call me? - No. 657 00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:11,600 - You sure? - No, l don't think so. 658 00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:15,734 Are you kidding me? 659 00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:44,734 - Who are you fucking? - Huh? 660 00:40:44,766 --> 00:40:46,501 Who are you fucking? 661 00:40:46,532 --> 00:40:49,134 (gasps) Nobody. 662 00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:54,868 Liar. 663 00:40:54,899 --> 00:40:56,767 l need you to drive me to the hospital. 664 00:40:58,899 --> 00:41:01,401 - Nikki: What for? - Just get dressed. 665 00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:04,167 Why do you go to the hospital? 666 00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:05,900 Not your business. 667 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,701 lt's none of my business. All right. 668 00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:11,202 Just drop me off. Pick me up tomorrow. 669 00:41:11,232 --> 00:41:13,467 (phone rings) 670 00:41:25,099 --> 00:41:26,667 Oh hey, is Heather here? 671 00:41:26,699 --> 00:41:28,901 No, Heather doesn't work here anymore. 672 00:41:34,099 --> 00:41:36,167 (phone rings) 673 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,534 ''Are you alone?'' 674 00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:45,300 Yeah. 675 00:41:52,933 --> 00:41:55,402 (loud splash) 676 00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:06,968 l love your house. 677 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,068 What are you doing? 678 00:42:09,099 --> 00:42:11,734 Am l interrupting anything? 679 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,834 Yeah. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 680 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,467 (chuckles) 681 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:18,033 What kind of jelly? 682 00:42:18,065 --> 00:42:20,934 lt was jam actually. Apricot. 683 00:42:22,232 --> 00:42:24,100 l love that you know the difference. 684 00:42:30,532 --> 00:42:33,434 Hey, what's your deal? 685 00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,034 You're having a good time with someone 686 00:42:35,065 --> 00:42:36,766 and you just take off, you split. 687 00:42:36,799 --> 00:42:39,001 - What's that? - Is that what you think? 688 00:42:39,032 --> 00:42:41,901 What l think is that you have a boyFriend. 689 00:42:41,933 --> 00:42:43,934 - You're wrong. - Oh right. 690 00:42:43,966 --> 00:42:45,767 Then what was the big emergency? Who's ''monkey''? 691 00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:53,435 - My little brother. - Oh. Right. 692 00:42:55,332 --> 00:42:57,300 You know, l just met you. 693 00:42:57,332 --> 00:42:59,100 You really need to know all this? 694 00:43:02,632 --> 00:43:04,600 He has MS. 695 00:43:04,632 --> 00:43:07,167 He's 17 and... incontinent. 696 00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:08,700 You know what that means? 697 00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:12,600 Of course. 698 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:24,035 (Heather crying) 699 00:43:44,299 --> 00:43:45,933 Hey. 700 00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:54,667 l smoke sometimes. 701 00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:56,567 Mm. 702 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,768 l'm allergic to cats. 703 00:44:05,799 --> 00:44:07,700 Okay. 704 00:44:12,799 --> 00:44:15,368 l hate my last name. 705 00:44:18,132 --> 00:44:20,000 l really like you. 706 00:44:21,032 --> 00:44:22,967 l don't want to rush this, okay? 707 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,900 Okay. 708 00:44:30,299 --> 00:44:32,234 Will you just hold me? 709 00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:38,701 Yeah. 710 00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:14,500 l gotta move your car. 711 00:45:14,532 --> 00:45:16,367 There's street cleaning. 712 00:45:22,265 --> 00:45:24,367 (alarm tweets) 713 00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:40,235 Heather. Heather. 714 00:45:42,499 --> 00:45:44,100 (moans softly) 715 00:45:45,132 --> 00:45:47,234 That's cute. l made that move up. 716 00:45:47,265 --> 00:45:48,899 Wake up. 717 00:45:48,933 --> 00:45:50,467 Go. Get the fuck out. 718 00:45:50,499 --> 00:45:52,734 Go shake it off. Go fuck monkey. 719 00:45:54,232 --> 00:45:56,200 What are you talking about? 720 00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:59,867 You're a little monkey, you know that? 721 00:45:59,899 --> 00:46:01,600 You're a little monkey. 722 00:46:01,632 --> 00:46:04,434 You're a fucking whore. l asked you if you had a boyFriend 723 00:46:04,466 --> 00:46:06,367 and you said no. 724 00:46:14,032 --> 00:46:16,200 l'm waiting tables and driving an $80,OOO car. 725 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,033 Did you actually think it was mine? 726 00:46:18,065 --> 00:46:19,800 Get out. 727 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,068 Hey. Hey. 728 00:46:38,366 --> 00:46:41,102 - l missed you. - You okay? 729 00:46:44,466 --> 00:46:46,434 - Hi. - Hl. 730 00:46:46,466 --> 00:46:50,036 Let me just tell you a little bit about vaginal rejuvenation. 731 00:46:50,065 --> 00:46:53,835 What l did was, l took fat cells from her thighs 732 00:46:53,866 --> 00:46:55,534 and l injected them 733 00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:59,002 into the walls of her vagina tightening it all up. 734 00:46:59,032 --> 00:47:01,734 (slurps) So that means no penetration 735 00:47:01,766 --> 00:47:03,400 for five days. 736 00:47:03,432 --> 00:47:05,600 But l think you'll find it well worth the wait. 737 00:47:08,632 --> 00:47:10,433 - See you soon. - Okay. 738 00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:05,400 Hey. 739 00:48:07,099 --> 00:48:09,401 You all right? 740 00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:13,066 You didn't come home all night. 741 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,601 You didn't call. You didn't answer my calls. 742 00:48:15,632 --> 00:48:18,735 You didn't leave me a note. 743 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,135 No, l'm not all right. 744 00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:28,570 - l'm really sorry. - You're not sorry. 745 00:48:28,599 --> 00:48:30,233 You know what l meant. 746 00:48:30,265 --> 00:48:32,100 No, l don't know what you meant. 747 00:48:32,132 --> 00:48:35,568 l know what you fucking said. Why don't you show some regret? 748 00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:37,567 Why don't you show me that you're sorry? 749 00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:40,168 Fuck it. This isn't working out. 750 00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:42,434 Where'd you pick that up? Junior high? 751 00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:45,534 Oh you're gonna go? You wanna go? 752 00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:49,969 You're gonna go now? You better take all the fucking shit l bought you. 753 00:48:51,466 --> 00:48:53,034 - Come on. - Gucci. 754 00:48:53,065 --> 00:48:55,367 - (clattering) - $400 jeans-- 755 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:56,900 - Stop it. - And fucking-- 756 00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:58,534 Stop it. 757 00:48:58,566 --> 00:49:01,135 - Prada-- - Stop it! 758 00:49:01,165 --> 00:49:02,966 l don't want it. 759 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,068 You don't want it? 760 00:49:05,099 --> 00:49:07,401 Let me tell you something. 761 00:49:07,432 --> 00:49:09,500 You are getting older. 762 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:11,166 You're losing your looks. 763 00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,800 And your only charming 'cause you're cute. 764 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,435 You're not really charming. You're not funny. 765 00:49:15,466 --> 00:49:18,635 And you're not smart, l hope you understand that. 766 00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:21,402 You're nothing but six inches and a prem face 767 00:49:21,432 --> 00:49:24,234 and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else. 768 00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:28,335 - It's seven. - It's not seven. 769 00:49:44,499 --> 00:49:46,467 (whispers) It's okay. 770 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,768 You'll be okay. 771 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:54,768 You're gonna be okay. 772 00:49:56,532 --> 00:49:58,934 (sighs) 773 00:50:00,632 --> 00:50:03,034 You hungry? 774 00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,966 Want me to make you an omelet? 775 00:50:16,632 --> 00:50:18,400 (murmurs) 776 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,267 Where are you gonna go? 777 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,035 l don't know. 778 00:50:44,132 --> 00:50:47,368 How long do you think it'll be before you come crawling back here? 779 00:50:47,399 --> 00:50:50,034 l don't know. 780 00:50:50,065 --> 00:50:53,168 (patriotic ringtone playing) 781 00:50:56,966 --> 00:50:58,634 S-- Samantha! 782 00:50:59,699 --> 00:51:02,568 - Say goodbye to the little cunts. - Fuck! 783 00:51:15,499 --> 00:51:17,334 (dogs barking) 784 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,302 lf you like me so much, tell me what you like about me. 785 00:51:44,699 --> 00:51:47,668 l like that you're smart... 786 00:51:47,699 --> 00:51:49,734 and you're interesting... 787 00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:51,534 and you don't take shit from people... 788 00:51:53,566 --> 00:51:55,434 and l like who l am when l'm with you. 789 00:51:55,466 --> 00:51:57,434 (laughs) See? 790 00:51:57,466 --> 00:51:59,768 lt's not even about me. You don't give a shit about me. 791 00:51:59,799 --> 00:52:02,535 - Well, that's not true. - Yeah? 792 00:52:02,566 --> 00:52:04,501 Then why don't you ask me any questions? 793 00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:07,334 Ask you any quest-- what do you mean? 794 00:52:07,366 --> 00:52:09,601 - That's a question right there. - No, l mean like 795 00:52:09,632 --> 00:52:11,400 ''Hey, Em, how's your band?'' 796 00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:14,067 ''How's your sick mom, Emily?'' 797 00:52:14,099 --> 00:52:15,934 - Well, l'm not a question asker. - (car door slams) 798 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,234 - You know what it's like? - You're gonna say l'm not -- 799 00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:21,101 lt's just like l can't tell if you're-- l don't know if it's me, 800 00:52:21,132 --> 00:52:23,801 or if-- or if you're just afraid. 801 00:52:25,232 --> 00:52:26,800 Afraid? l'm afraid of what? 802 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:28,367 lntimacy. 803 00:52:28,399 --> 00:52:30,267 - And you're not. - No, l'm not. 804 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:32,934 Oh come-- all right, that's why you're with someone right now? 805 00:52:32,966 --> 00:52:34,734 (laughs) 806 00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:39,536 Don't you ever think that maybe you just haven't met the right person yet? 807 00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:43,468 You know, l feel like when l meet that person, 808 00:52:43,499 --> 00:52:45,434 that l'll ask the right questions. 809 00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:48,168 This is a waste of time. You can't stay here. 810 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,967 You-- you tell me that l'm afraid. 811 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,335 And then the minute l get real, you're gonna kick me out. 812 00:52:52,366 --> 00:52:54,434 - You want me to get real with you? - Yeah. 813 00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:57,402 Okay, l have always been attracted to you, okay? 814 00:52:57,432 --> 00:52:59,901 But that is it. 815 00:52:59,933 --> 00:53:03,002 'Cause l don't find you remotely interesting. 816 00:53:04,032 --> 00:53:07,001 - You don't mean that. - Yeah, l do. l think you're vacuous. 817 00:53:07,032 --> 00:53:09,834 And you fuck women for stu_? 818 00:53:12,466 --> 00:53:14,100 You're a whore. 819 00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:19,734 ls everything okay? 820 00:53:19,766 --> 00:53:21,734 Yeah, it's fine. 821 00:53:33,232 --> 00:53:35,567 Harry. Hey, where are you? 822 00:53:37,265 --> 00:53:38,799 Where? 823 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,568 - Nikki? - Yeah yeah. 824 00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:42,968 l'm Sean. l'm Harry's buddy from high school. 825 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,601 (dance music playing) 826 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:49,734 Very very nice. That girl's hot. 827 00:53:49,766 --> 00:53:51,300 How are you? l love you. 828 00:53:51,332 --> 00:53:52,933 You're fucking hot. 829 00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:56,402 (men cheering, whistling) 830 00:53:56,432 --> 00:54:00,202 Harry, yo, l gotta talk to you. 831 00:54:00,232 --> 00:54:02,000 Harry. 832 00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:05,501 Oh my goodness. Hi. 833 00:54:07,466 --> 00:54:10,569 You are fucking gorgeous. Let's do this right now. 834 00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:12,334 Let's just start. 835 00:54:15,132 --> 00:54:18,602 Hey, hi, how are you? Hi, nice to meet you. 836 00:54:18,632 --> 00:54:20,734 Can l just-- can you lean back for a second? 837 00:54:20,766 --> 00:54:22,300 All right? Wow? 838 00:54:22,332 --> 00:54:24,233 - Will you rub your box for me? - All right. 839 00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:26,233 - That's not-- - Rub your box for me, come on. 840 00:54:26,265 --> 00:54:27,766 Rub your box for Daddy. Fucking love it. 841 00:54:27,799 --> 00:54:29,767 - Dude, what the fuck? - Come on, come on. Rub your box. 842 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:32,334 Yo, come on, man. 843 00:54:32,366 --> 00:54:33,900 - No, they like that. - No, that's not cool. 844 00:54:33,933 --> 00:54:35,768 - That's not cool. - Will you rub your box for me? 845 00:54:35,799 --> 00:54:37,767 Just like rub your box for me like you were in the shower. 846 00:54:37,799 --> 00:54:39,800 - Nikki: Don't talk to her like that. - Sean: No, they like that. 847 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:42,035 Did you wash your ass, actually? Can l smell? 848 00:54:42,065 --> 00:54:43,833 - What the fuck, man? - That would be great. 849 00:54:43,866 --> 00:54:46,034 You little fucking whore! 850 00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:48,066 - Okay. What the-- - Harry: Hey hey hey! 851 00:54:48,099 --> 00:54:50,167 Hey, what are you doing, man? 852 00:54:52,933 --> 00:54:54,601 lt's a fucking strip club, man. 853 00:54:54,632 --> 00:54:56,166 Come on, man. 854 00:54:56,199 --> 00:54:58,801 That girl's straight off the bus from like Hansas or whatever. 855 00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:00,901 You don't talk to her like that. 856 00:55:00,933 --> 00:55:02,434 She's a human being, man. 857 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:05,535 Are you kidding me? You objecti_ women more than anyone. 858 00:55:05,566 --> 00:55:07,334 What if that girl was your sister, man? 859 00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:09,768 Dude, l wouldn't let you within 10 miles of my sister, all right? 860 00:55:09,799 --> 00:55:11,667 And you wouldn't even go after her 'cause she doesn't have the right car 861 00:55:11,699 --> 00:55:14,001 or the right house, right? 862 00:55:15,232 --> 00:55:17,601 Well, you should've told me that before l fucked her. 863 00:55:19,466 --> 00:55:21,768 Smelled like Teen Spirit, man. 864 00:55:21,799 --> 00:55:23,901 Fuck you. 865 00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:25,934 Get the fuck out of my face. 866 00:55:30,966 --> 00:55:32,801 Here comes your boyFriend. 867 00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:42,768 - Think l can slip in? - Sorry, bro, not tonight, man. 868 00:55:42,799 --> 00:55:44,867 - No, you're kidding me, right? - Not my call. 869 00:55:47,799 --> 00:55:49,901 Come on. l'm sorry. 870 00:55:49,933 --> 00:55:52,602 - You're joking, right? - It's not us tonight. It's a buyout. 871 00:56:00,766 --> 00:56:02,734 - (man snarls) - (rock music playing) 872 00:56:11,532 --> 00:56:13,066 Come on, man. l said l was sorry. 873 00:56:13,099 --> 00:56:15,134 You're always sorry. Just take your shit. 874 00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:17,333 l got nowhere to go, man. 875 00:56:17,366 --> 00:56:20,268 (sniffs) l'm sure you're gonna figure it out. 876 00:56:30,799 --> 00:56:33,735 # Baby girl, hold on... # 877 00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:35,467 Unbelievable. It's unbelievable. 878 00:56:35,499 --> 00:56:37,367 You guys have-- what-- what about the sweater? 879 00:56:37,399 --> 00:56:40,235 - What'll you give me for the sweater? - Nine bucks. 880 00:56:40,265 --> 00:56:42,634 Nine bucks?! No, that's rob-- fine. 881 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,300 You know what? Take it. Take it. 882 00:56:44,332 --> 00:56:47,068 # You give it u-u-u-up # 883 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:49,301 # Baby girl, hold on # 884 00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:53,601 # l won't let go-o-o-o # 885 00:56:53,632 --> 00:56:56,201 # l won't let go... # 886 00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:01,002 l'm good. Yeah, things are good. Real good. 887 00:57:01,032 --> 00:57:03,167 Woman: You've been out there for a long time. 888 00:57:03,199 --> 00:57:05,768 Are you working? 889 00:57:05,799 --> 00:57:07,700 Yeah. 890 00:57:07,733 --> 00:57:09,334 l'm up for a couple jobs. 891 00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:11,601 They're, um-- 892 00:57:11,632 --> 00:57:14,401 they're big campaigns actually, so if l get one 893 00:57:14,432 --> 00:57:16,300 it could be real good. 894 00:57:18,099 --> 00:57:19,800 Hello? 895 00:57:22,399 --> 00:57:25,034 Mom? 896 00:57:25,065 --> 00:57:27,934 # Hold on, it's just you and me... # 897 00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,600 - (distant sirens wailing) - # Hold on # 898 00:57:29,632 --> 00:57:32,534 # We can make this Hollywood Hollywood # 899 00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:35,669 # You can be a big star, big star... # 900 00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:38,401 - Machine: Hi, you've reached Terry. - (sirens blaring loudly) 901 00:57:38,432 --> 00:57:40,567 - Leave a message. l'll call you back. - Mom? 902 00:57:40,599 --> 00:57:42,734 # Big star, big star... # 903 00:57:42,766 --> 00:57:45,602 - Hello? - # Hollywood Hollywood... # 904 00:57:45,632 --> 00:57:47,367 Pick up, Mom. 905 00:57:47,399 --> 00:57:49,067 # Big star, big star # 906 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:51,901 # We can make this Hollywood Hollywood. # 907 00:58:03,399 --> 00:58:05,634 (shudders) 908 00:58:09,933 --> 00:58:11,734 Nikki's voice: When l first came here, 909 00:58:11,766 --> 00:58:14,869 l thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video-- 910 00:58:14,899 --> 00:58:16,500 hot chicks wearing bikinis 911 00:58:16,532 --> 00:58:18,367 riding around on roller skates 912 00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:20,100 drinking cocktails by the pool. 913 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,434 Damn you, Van Halen. 914 00:58:23,466 --> 00:58:25,067 (rock music playing) 915 00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:46,735 # All the fallen leaves will find their branches again # 916 00:58:46,766 --> 00:58:50,136 # Raindrops from the heavens, l'll eventually swim # 917 00:58:50,165 --> 00:58:53,468 # A river, an ocean, a wave in my heart # 918 00:58:53,499 --> 00:58:57,703 # We got your money, now we'll make a new start # 919 00:59:03,733 --> 00:59:07,336 # All the fallen leaves will find their branches again # 920 00:59:07,366 --> 00:59:10,569 # Raindrops in the heavens l'll eventually swim # 921 00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:14,202 # River, an ocean, a wave in my heart # 922 00:59:14,232 --> 00:59:17,268 # We got your money, now we'll make a new start # 923 00:59:25,065 --> 00:59:28,234 # In another week, promise # 924 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:31,067 # In another year, l promise # 925 00:59:32,099 --> 00:59:35,235 # Put your right hand on my heart # 926 00:59:40,766 --> 00:59:44,503 # Heart... # 927 00:59:50,099 --> 00:59:52,768 - What the fuck are you doing? - Swimming. 928 00:59:55,132 --> 00:59:56,733 Look, 929 00:59:56,766 --> 00:59:59,635 l'm sorry about what happened, but this is not fucking cool. 930 00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,168 What happened? 931 01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:05,135 l called you an asshole. l kicked you out. 932 01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:06,699 l called you a whore. 933 01:00:06,733 --> 01:00:08,234 l'm sorry. 934 01:00:08,265 --> 01:00:10,066 (laughs) That's strange. 935 01:00:10,099 --> 01:00:13,202 'Cause it seems like you and l are maybe playing the same cards. 936 01:00:13,232 --> 01:00:15,000 - Yeah. - Last time l checked, you were living 937 01:00:15,032 --> 01:00:17,901 in a $5 million house. Now you're turning tricks for a sandwich. 938 01:00:17,933 --> 01:00:21,069 - Nikki: l'm not turning anything. - Tell me something, though-- 939 01:00:21,099 --> 01:00:23,234 out of everybody here, why her? 940 01:00:23,265 --> 01:00:26,635 l don't think you understand my situation, okay? 941 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:30,336 l'm about to get evicted from the Sahara Motor Inn. 942 01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:32,367 l'm selling my near-mint sweaters for nine bucks. 943 01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:35,235 And the club sandwich is gonna be the first thing l've had to eat all day. 944 01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,600 l don't really have time to be picky. 945 01:00:40,399 --> 01:00:42,734 Going up to my suite. 946 01:00:42,766 --> 01:00:44,434 Are you coming? 947 01:00:47,032 --> 01:00:50,068 He'd like to know if your AmEx is silver or black? 948 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:56,770 l'll buy him a sandwich... you ram bitch. 949 01:00:56,799 --> 01:00:56,799 (laughing) 951 01:01:04,065 --> 01:01:07,635 - This is us? - Is that okay? 952 01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:09,901 What? Are you scamming a schoolteacher now? 953 01:01:11,132 --> 01:01:13,501 - Used car salesman. - (chuckles) 954 01:01:17,132 --> 01:01:18,900 l hate the furniture. Don't look at it. 955 01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:25,236 My roommate's a total pothead. She never comes out of her room. 956 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,233 (laughs) 957 01:01:28,265 --> 01:01:31,368 - (woman coughing) - So what happened to Mercedes? 958 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,834 l told her it wasn't working out. 959 01:01:38,065 --> 01:01:41,001 - What about the Porsche? - Turned into an asshole. 960 01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:43,768 l got back at him though. 961 01:01:43,799 --> 01:01:46,268 l sold his cigars on eBay. (dialing) 962 01:01:52,899 --> 01:01:55,434 Dougie. 963 01:01:55,466 --> 01:01:57,100 (giggles) l don't know. 964 01:01:57,132 --> 01:01:59,033 Where you been looking? 965 01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:03,735 Actually, l was on my way to do some grocery shopping. 966 01:02:05,933 --> 01:02:08,468 Bristol Farms on Doheny. 967 01:02:08,499 --> 01:02:10,901 You said you wanted to see me. 968 01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:13,068 Great. 969 01:02:13,099 --> 01:02:14,934 When are you picking me up? 970 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:18,167 Perfect. 971 01:02:18,199 --> 01:02:20,267 See you then, baby. Ciao. 972 01:02:22,132 --> 01:02:23,933 What do you want for dinner? 973 01:02:37,699 --> 01:02:39,333 Cheers to that. 974 01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:44,134 (phone ringing) 975 01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:49,735 (groans) This wine would be better after 2012. 976 01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:52,834 Maybe we should wait. 977 01:02:52,866 --> 01:02:54,934 - (laughs) - (answering machine beeps) 978 01:02:54,966 --> 01:02:56,901 Heather's voice: We're not in. Leave a message. 979 01:02:56,933 --> 01:02:58,434 (beeps) 980 01:02:58,466 --> 01:03:00,768 Woman's voice: Hey, it's me. You know Douglas Dukes, 981 01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:04,435 that video game billionaire? l guess he just broke up with what's-her-name. 982 01:03:04,466 --> 01:03:06,367 And he and his boys are going to Les Trois tonight. 983 01:03:06,399 --> 01:03:08,567 l can't go, but l put you on the list. 984 01:03:08,599 --> 01:03:11,034 - Have fun. - (beeps) 985 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:24,833 You gonna keep stepping on my dress like that? 986 01:03:24,866 --> 01:03:27,201 All night long l'm stepping on your dress like that. 987 01:03:27,232 --> 01:03:29,100 Two shots of tequila, please. 988 01:03:30,399 --> 01:03:32,033 - Got him. - Where? 989 01:03:32,065 --> 01:03:34,367 12:OO. 990 01:03:34,399 --> 01:03:37,301 Next to the girl in the yellow. 991 01:03:37,332 --> 01:03:39,033 Not bad. 992 01:03:40,232 --> 01:03:42,367 - Hmm. - Can l have a gin and tonic? 993 01:03:42,399 --> 01:03:44,567 - What are we drinking to? - Trouble. 994 01:03:44,599 --> 01:03:46,434 (laughs) 995 01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:52,367 - Laugh. - What? 996 01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,734 l just said something funny. Laugh. 997 01:03:54,766 --> 01:03:56,901 (laughs) 998 01:04:00,399 --> 01:04:02,768 Well done. 999 01:04:02,799 --> 01:04:04,700 - l try. - Any more moves? 1000 01:04:06,733 --> 01:04:09,869 - Can you dance? - Can l dance? 1001 01:04:30,299 --> 01:04:33,535 # Why aren't you coming anymore? # 1002 01:04:35,966 --> 01:04:39,202 # Why aren't you coming anymore? # 1003 01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:45,602 (vocalizing) 1004 01:04:59,232 --> 01:05:01,334 (silent) 1005 01:05:06,432 --> 01:05:10,102 Nikki's voice: They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. 1006 01:05:11,499 --> 01:05:14,235 But in this town, everyone thinks they're royalty. 1007 01:05:14,265 --> 01:05:16,133 And the frogs don't stand a chance. 1008 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,403 - l want 150/o. - You're out of your mind. 1009 01:05:25,432 --> 01:05:27,600 Fine, 12. 1010 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,767 Four and that's my final offer. 1011 01:05:29,799 --> 01:05:32,868 - What are you, my pimp? - (keys jangle) 1012 01:05:32,899 --> 01:05:35,234 Look, l-- 1013 01:05:41,265 --> 01:05:44,101 Oh man. All l need's a blanket. 1014 01:05:44,132 --> 01:05:46,300 l don't need all those sheets and everything. 1015 01:05:47,432 --> 01:05:49,367 l don't want you getting your funk all over. 1016 01:05:49,399 --> 01:05:52,235 (laughs) My funk. 1017 01:05:52,265 --> 01:05:54,367 Yeah, you can't wash a couch. 1018 01:05:55,399 --> 01:05:58,468 - Night. - Hey, thank you. 1019 01:06:00,232 --> 01:06:01,766 l'd let you sleep in my bed, 1020 01:06:01,799 --> 01:06:05,369 but, um, l wouldn't want you to get confused. 1021 01:06:07,032 --> 01:06:08,867 Good night. 1022 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,933 (door closes) 1023 01:06:46,632 --> 01:06:50,268 The, uh, couch is-- 1024 01:06:50,299 --> 01:06:52,434 the couch is a little short. 1025 01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:54,701 So, l'm-- l'm just gonna-- 1026 01:06:54,733 --> 01:06:58,536 just gonna lie down here like this. 1027 01:06:58,566 --> 01:07:00,534 - (laughs) - l'm on the side, away from you. 1028 01:07:00,566 --> 01:07:02,401 You won't even know l'm here. 1029 01:07:02,432 --> 01:07:05,468 - Okay, l'll take the couch. - No. No no no. 1030 01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:07,400 No, wait. Wait. 1031 01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:11,734 - What? - What are you afraid of? 1032 01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:14,901 You really think l'm gonna make a pass at you? 1033 01:07:14,933 --> 01:07:18,369 - You're in my bed. - And? 1034 01:07:18,399 --> 01:07:21,635 You don't-- you don't think you can keep your hands off me, huh? 1035 01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:24,301 (laughs) Please! 1036 01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:27,401 We're adults. l think we can control ourselves. 1037 01:07:30,132 --> 01:07:31,800 Whatever. 1038 01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:51,068 Sorry. 1039 01:07:51,099 --> 01:07:53,267 For what? 1040 01:07:53,299 --> 01:07:55,734 What? l nudged you, didn't l? 1041 01:07:56,966 --> 01:07:58,567 l didn't feel anything. 1042 01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:02,434 Well, l-- l-- l brushed up 1043 01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:04,634 against your foot like that. 1044 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,434 l felt that. 1045 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,601 Do you feel that? 1046 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,734 That tickles. 1047 01:08:30,599 --> 01:08:32,901 Like good tickles or bad tickles? 1048 01:08:35,332 --> 01:08:36,933 Just tickles. 1049 01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:42,401 l can tell you're smiling 1050 01:08:42,432 --> 01:08:44,233 and l can't even see your face. 1051 01:08:45,532 --> 01:08:47,867 How many times have you used that line? 1052 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:51,033 Oh, l don't know. 1053 01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:55,235 But l'm not just saying it to get your pants off. 1054 01:08:59,866 --> 01:09:01,500 My pants are already off. 1055 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,267 Oh. 1056 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:13,900 (whispers) What are we doing? 1057 01:09:16,733 --> 01:09:18,768 (whispers) Why do we have to be doing anything? 1058 01:09:20,966 --> 01:09:22,767 This is not a good idea. 1059 01:09:26,933 --> 01:09:30,736 lf l don't kiss your right now, my face is gonna fall off. 1060 01:09:36,099 --> 01:09:37,800 - All right. - There. 1061 01:09:37,833 --> 01:09:40,101 Oh, l need more than that. 1062 01:09:42,532 --> 01:09:44,867 For what? 1063 01:09:44,899 --> 01:09:46,567 See if l like it. 1064 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:49,335 lf you like it? 1065 01:09:49,366 --> 01:09:51,101 Yeah. 1066 01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:02,334 Like it? 1067 01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:05,769 - l didn't like that at all. - (giggles) 1068 01:10:05,799 --> 01:10:08,468 - Really? - Yeah. 1069 01:10:13,532 --> 01:10:15,367 (birds twittering) 1070 01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:29,768 So none of that was true? 1071 01:10:29,799 --> 01:10:31,367 l don't have a brother. 1072 01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:33,267 Well, l knew that. 1073 01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:34,900 But l'm from Canada. 1074 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:38,067 - l'm sorry about that. - (laughs) 1075 01:10:39,799 --> 01:10:43,068 So when'd you decide to stop playing Mata Hari with me? 1076 01:10:43,099 --> 01:10:45,968 What makes you so sure l stopped? 1077 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,735 You're two drinks in 1078 01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:50,301 and you're already bragging about all your lies. 1079 01:10:50,332 --> 01:10:52,100 l could drink you under the table. 1080 01:10:52,132 --> 01:10:53,933 - Oh come on. - Oh my God-- 1081 01:10:53,966 --> 01:10:55,467 - Nikki, hi. - Hey. 1082 01:10:55,499 --> 01:10:57,934 - How are you? Hi. - Hey. 1083 01:10:57,966 --> 01:11:00,034 Hey, remember me? 1084 01:11:00,065 --> 01:11:01,866 Yeah, of course. 1085 01:11:02,899 --> 01:11:06,035 - What's my name? - Your name. 1086 01:11:07,232 --> 01:11:09,467 My name. 1087 01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:11,868 l'm blanking out. Um, l'm blanking. 1088 01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:15,468 You don't remember. 1089 01:11:20,099 --> 01:11:21,934 (scoffs) That was fucked up. 1090 01:11:22,966 --> 01:11:25,435 - Sorry. - Don't be sorry. 1091 01:11:25,466 --> 01:11:27,734 She's a jerk. 1092 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:29,701 Chew this into your food. 1093 01:11:35,566 --> 01:11:37,067 - Mm? - Yeah. 1094 01:11:39,032 --> 01:11:41,968 - Oh-- ah! - Oh my God. Waiter! 1095 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,369 (grunts) 1096 01:11:44,399 --> 01:11:46,434 - How can l assist? - l don't want to cause a scene, 1097 01:11:46,466 --> 01:11:49,202 but there's garbage in the food. We're leaving now. 1098 01:11:51,032 --> 01:11:52,800 - Wow. - l'm sorry, sir. 1099 01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:54,734 - Come on. - Yeah, l'm coming, honey. 1100 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,434 (ballad playing) 1101 01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:23,267 How long do you think it takes for it to set? 1102 01:12:23,299 --> 01:12:27,102 - l don't know, like 20 seconds? - See the dolphin? 1103 01:12:27,132 --> 01:12:29,734 You see the dolphins? There's freaking dolphins out there. 1104 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:31,300 - Oh! - See it? 1105 01:12:31,332 --> 01:12:33,067 - Yeah. - There's freaking dolphins. 1106 01:12:35,232 --> 01:12:37,701 # When l'm lost # 1107 01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:39,935 # You bring me back # 1108 01:12:40,966 --> 01:12:43,601 # When l don't know # 1109 01:12:43,632 --> 01:12:45,166 # Where to go # 1110 01:12:46,499 --> 01:12:48,601 # And it feels # 1111 01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:50,700 # Like l'm alone # 1112 01:12:52,399 --> 01:12:54,601 # When l hang # 1113 01:12:54,632 --> 01:12:56,133 - # My head down low... # - Bye, baby. 1114 01:12:56,165 --> 01:12:57,666 Bye. 1115 01:12:57,699 --> 01:12:59,200 - # l think of you... # - Where are you going? 1116 01:12:59,232 --> 01:13:01,367 Out. l'll be back in a bit. 1117 01:13:04,165 --> 01:13:06,467 # Each night # 1118 01:13:06,499 --> 01:13:09,535 # You wait # 1119 01:13:09,566 --> 01:13:13,436 # Outside my door # 1120 01:13:14,532 --> 01:13:17,368 # 'Cause you want to know # 1121 01:13:17,399 --> 01:13:20,135 - # Oh, whoa... # - (car starts) 1122 01:13:20,165 --> 01:13:22,133 # l think of you # 1123 01:13:42,966 --> 01:13:47,236 # When l fall into a snare # 1124 01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:52,870 # And it's all too much to bear # 1125 01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:58,536 # When l think nobody cares # 1126 01:13:59,733 --> 01:13:59,733 # l think of you. # 1128 01:14:05,799 --> 01:14:07,367 Hey. 1129 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:10,634 Hey. 1130 01:14:13,899 --> 01:14:16,468 You all right? 1131 01:14:16,499 --> 01:14:18,434 Hey. 1132 01:14:19,499 --> 01:14:21,200 What happened? 1133 01:14:21,232 --> 01:14:23,033 l just kinda broke up with someone. 1134 01:14:25,232 --> 01:14:27,834 (chuckles) 1135 01:14:27,866 --> 01:14:29,867 You gotta fucking be kidding me. 1136 01:14:31,866 --> 01:14:33,767 He's my fianc�. 1137 01:14:36,265 --> 01:14:37,933 Why didn't you tell me? 1138 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:40,601 l'm telling you now. 1139 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,801 When's the last time you talked to him? 1140 01:14:49,165 --> 01:14:51,133 Yesterday. 1141 01:14:52,165 --> 01:14:53,966 (sighs) 1142 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,935 When's the last time you saw him? 1143 01:14:57,466 --> 01:14:59,000 - Don't do this. - Don't do what? 1144 01:14:59,032 --> 01:15:00,967 What am l doing? 1145 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,968 Like it's a big surprise. 1146 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,568 He's rich. 1147 01:15:04,599 --> 01:15:07,368 - His family owns the Rangers. - Which one, 1148 01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:09,300 Texas or New York? 1149 01:15:09,332 --> 01:15:10,866 New York. 1150 01:15:10,899 --> 01:15:12,867 Well, fuck, what'd you break up with him for? 1151 01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:15,034 He sounds like a fucking catch. 1152 01:15:15,065 --> 01:15:17,000 - You know why. - No, l don't. 1153 01:15:17,032 --> 01:15:18,666 Honestly, l don't know what to think. 1154 01:15:18,699 --> 01:15:20,434 Because l love you. 1155 01:15:23,799 --> 01:15:25,767 Happy? l said it. 1156 01:15:27,466 --> 01:15:30,235 - Do you love him? - No. 1157 01:15:33,165 --> 01:15:34,933 Well... 1158 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,901 l don't think l was faking it all the time. 1159 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:45,901 Are you faking it with me? 1160 01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:49,701 Why would l fake it? 1161 01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:53,901 You don't have a dime or a job or a fucking plan. 1162 01:15:53,933 --> 01:15:56,101 What would l fake for? 1163 01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:07,400 - Where are you going? - l don't know. 1164 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,233 l don't have a fucking plan. 1165 01:16:19,332 --> 01:16:21,867 (rock music playing) 1166 01:16:51,599 --> 01:16:54,935 # Punk's dead # 1167 01:16:54,966 --> 01:16:58,002 # The world's grey # 1168 01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:03,169 # The sun rules # 1169 01:17:03,199 --> 01:17:06,502 # It sucks life out # 1170 01:17:06,532 --> 01:17:09,868 # Of each day # 1171 01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:13,734 # l hate love... # 1172 01:17:13,766 --> 01:17:15,267 Heather? 1173 01:17:15,299 --> 01:17:18,635 # It's soap stars # 1174 01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:20,768 - # And fake pink... # - Heather's voice: ''Nikki, l'm going 1175 01:17:20,799 --> 01:17:22,433 to New York to try to sort this out. 1176 01:17:22,466 --> 01:17:25,101 Don't burn down the house. Big hug. Heather.'' 1177 01:17:26,499 --> 01:17:28,300 Just come back. You-- don't leave. 1178 01:17:28,332 --> 01:17:30,167 l know you're not gone yet. You can't be gone yet. 1179 01:17:30,199 --> 01:17:31,934 You couldn't have gotten a flight that fast. 1180 01:17:31,966 --> 01:17:35,069 Just-- fuck. Just call me back and come back. 1181 01:17:35,099 --> 01:17:38,969 # Plastic matrix # 1182 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,371 # Of cartoon # 1183 01:17:43,399 --> 01:17:46,101 # People # 1184 01:17:47,466 --> 01:17:50,802 # Who talk loud # 1185 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,603 # And don't say anything # 1186 01:17:54,632 --> 01:17:57,368 # But let her go. # 1187 01:18:02,165 --> 01:18:04,834 Okay, this is hard to believe it's not real meat. 1188 01:18:06,733 --> 01:18:09,869 - Do-- do you mind if l-- - Oh, please. 1189 01:18:09,899 --> 01:18:11,934 (laughs) Look who it is. 1190 01:18:11,966 --> 01:18:14,234 - Mr. Monday night! - Hey. 1191 01:18:14,265 --> 01:18:16,800 Hey. What are you doing? 1192 01:18:18,032 --> 01:18:21,135 You want to watch the game? (giggles) 1193 01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:25,401 - All that beer for you? - No. 1194 01:18:25,432 --> 01:18:27,433 Uh... this one's for me 1195 01:18:27,466 --> 01:18:29,701 - and then l got another one. - (keys jangle) 1196 01:18:29,733 --> 01:18:31,468 - Oh, here we go. - Oopsie. 1197 01:18:33,566 --> 01:18:35,467 Do you, um-- 1198 01:18:37,499 --> 01:18:39,601 what do you say l drive you home? 1199 01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:41,700 - Okay. - Okay. 1200 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,301 Don't get sick in the car. Here, l'll pull over. 1201 01:18:46,332 --> 01:18:48,834 l'm pulling over. Just-- all right. 1202 01:18:48,866 --> 01:18:52,069 Open your door. Open your door, don't-- 1203 01:18:52,099 --> 01:18:53,900 (whimpers) 1204 01:18:53,933 --> 01:18:55,501 Are you all right? 1205 01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:59,101 - Do you want me to-- - (retching) 1206 01:19:03,499 --> 01:19:06,501 (phone ringing) 1207 01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:11,634 Heather: Are you mad? 1208 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:15,136 No, l was worried. l called you like 17,OOO times. 1209 01:19:15,165 --> 01:19:17,100 lt's been hard to get away. 1210 01:19:18,799 --> 01:19:20,333 Nikki: Are you with him now? 1211 01:19:20,366 --> 01:19:22,201 No, l'm not with him. 1212 01:19:22,232 --> 01:19:25,401 Baby, l'm sorry. l'm-- l-- look, l'm sorry 1213 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:27,834 l was such a dick. l just-- come home. 1214 01:19:29,299 --> 01:19:31,567 Do you know what it's like sleeping in your bed without you? 1215 01:19:31,599 --> 01:19:33,334 No. What's it like? 1216 01:19:33,366 --> 01:19:35,267 Nikki: It's miserable. l can-- l can smell you, 1217 01:19:35,299 --> 01:19:36,933 but l can't touch you. 1218 01:19:36,966 --> 01:19:40,102 - When are you coming home? - Nikki-- 1219 01:19:40,132 --> 01:19:42,467 Nikki: Why can't you just leave now? 1220 01:19:42,499 --> 01:19:44,834 - It's complicated. - Baby, l don't-- 1221 01:19:44,866 --> 01:19:46,934 l-- l'm here. You're there with this guy and l-- 1222 01:19:46,966 --> 01:19:49,635 Heather: Who do you think's been paying the bills? 1223 01:19:49,666 --> 01:19:51,567 Who do you think bought the bed we're sleeping in? 1224 01:19:52,966 --> 01:19:55,335 - Baby, look, that's over. It's done. - Hey! 1225 01:19:55,366 --> 01:19:58,635 We're not gonna do that anymore. l'm gonna-- we'll get a place. 1226 01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:00,934 l'll-- l'll... 1227 01:20:00,966 --> 01:20:03,902 deliver pizzas or rob banks-- l'll become a cop or something. 1228 01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:05,668 Hey! 1229 01:20:05,699 --> 01:20:09,102 - Heather: l love you. - l love you, baby. 1230 01:20:09,132 --> 01:20:11,434 - Let me in the car! - Heather: Who's that? 1231 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,135 - It's a girl. - Why didn't you tell me 1232 01:20:16,165 --> 01:20:17,833 you were with someone? Who's the girl? 1233 01:20:17,866 --> 01:20:21,135 lt's-- she's just a friend. l was-- she was drunk 1234 01:20:21,165 --> 01:20:23,667 and l didn't want her to drive and so l-- 1235 01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:26,168 l told her that l would take her home. 1236 01:20:26,199 --> 01:20:28,701 What kind of car does she have? 1237 01:20:28,733 --> 01:20:30,801 This isn't funny anymore! 1238 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,435 lt's a Mercedes, but it's not what-- baby-- 1239 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:35,267 Heather: l've gotta go. 1240 01:20:35,299 --> 01:20:37,100 No, baby, don't-- don't-- 1241 01:20:39,366 --> 01:20:41,701 l was on the phone with my girlfriend. 1242 01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:43,267 You're an asshole. 1243 01:21:16,599 --> 01:21:18,300 (woman coughing) 1244 01:21:21,733 --> 01:21:23,501 Woman: Who is it? 1245 01:21:23,532 --> 01:21:26,368 Uh, it's Nikki. l'm a friend of Heather's. 1246 01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:30,434 (coughs) 1247 01:21:30,466 --> 01:21:33,435 - Hey. - Hi. Is something wrong? 1248 01:21:33,466 --> 01:21:36,836 - Do you know where Heather is? - Who are you? 1249 01:21:39,165 --> 01:21:40,733 l'm kind of your roommate. 1250 01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:42,667 (classical music playing) 1251 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:45,501 What is that? 1252 01:21:45,532 --> 01:21:48,067 Sounds like music. 1253 01:21:48,099 --> 01:21:50,601 Where's Heather? 1254 01:21:50,632 --> 01:21:52,800 That's what l'm trying to figure out. 1255 01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:55,702 - What is your name? - Nikki. 1256 01:21:55,733 --> 01:21:58,202 - l'm Eva. - Hey. 1257 01:21:58,232 --> 01:22:00,267 Sure means certain. 1258 01:22:01,866 --> 01:22:03,767 Prem sure doesn't mean anything. 1259 01:22:03,799 --> 01:22:05,367 Okay, l'm sure. 1260 01:22:05,399 --> 01:22:08,135 Okay. Then you need to act. 1261 01:22:11,132 --> 01:22:13,100 Like what? Get on a plane? 1262 01:22:14,165 --> 01:22:16,100 l mean, make a commitment. 1263 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:19,967 What kind of commitment? 1264 01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:23,200 A commitment. 1265 01:22:37,733 --> 01:22:39,234 Greene Street. 1266 01:22:41,432 --> 01:22:44,902 Believe me, if the ring is the problem, 1267 01:22:44,933 --> 01:22:46,534 the ring is not the problem. 1268 01:22:48,499 --> 01:22:50,534 (rock music playing) 1269 01:22:52,699 --> 01:22:54,867 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1270 01:22:56,766 --> 01:22:59,001 # Gonna take you out # 1271 01:22:59,032 --> 01:23:02,034 # Miss November # 1272 01:23:04,132 --> 01:23:08,903 - # Underneath a cloud so white... # - (dog barking) 1273 01:23:13,065 --> 01:23:14,900 # We won't come back # 1274 01:23:14,933 --> 01:23:17,502 # Until the daylight's # 1275 01:23:17,532 --> 01:23:19,166 # In our eyes # 1276 01:23:21,065 --> 01:23:24,768 # l can feel your heart beat, baby # 1277 01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:29,270 # l can feel your heart beat fast # 1278 01:23:29,299 --> 01:23:31,801 # Gonna take you out # 1279 01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:33,901 - # Ms. November... # - Actually, l don't know 1280 01:23:33,933 --> 01:23:35,434 how to thank you for this. 1281 01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:37,234 Just pay me back some time, okay? 1282 01:23:37,265 --> 01:23:38,866 - You're a great friend. - l know, l know. 1283 01:23:38,899 --> 01:23:40,867 - Okay, you're late, all right? - Good luck. 1284 01:23:40,899 --> 01:23:43,167 Okay. l feel like l'm gonna puke. 1285 01:23:43,199 --> 01:23:45,200 - That sounds about right. - Go get her. 1286 01:23:45,232 --> 01:23:47,901 -: Ah...: - # We won't be home # 1287 01:23:47,933 --> 01:23:52,404 # Until all the birds have flown # 1288 01:23:53,766 --> 01:23:57,736 # l can feel your heart beat, baby # 1289 01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:01,603 # l can feel your heart beat fast # 1290 01:24:01,632 --> 01:24:04,101 # La la la la la # 1291 01:24:04,132 --> 01:24:07,235 # La la la la... # 1292 01:24:07,265 --> 01:24:09,000 (car horns blaring) 1293 01:24:09,032 --> 01:24:11,768 # La la la la la # 1294 01:24:11,799 --> 01:24:15,002 # La la la # 1295 01:24:18,265 --> 01:24:20,233 # La la la la la # 1296 01:24:21,299 --> 01:24:24,368 # La la la la la la la # 1297 01:24:26,299 --> 01:24:30,202 # l can feel your heart beat, baby # 1298 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:33,435 # l can feel your heart beat fast # 1299 01:24:34,499 --> 01:24:38,269 # l can feel your heart beat, baby # 1300 01:24:38,299 --> 01:24:41,602 # l can feel your heart beat fast. # 1301 01:24:48,966 --> 01:24:51,101 What are you doing here? 1302 01:24:51,132 --> 01:24:54,068 - Is he here? - No, but he could be. 1303 01:24:55,599 --> 01:24:57,867 Nothing happened with that girl. 1304 01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:00,101 lt was completely innocent, l swear to you. 1305 01:25:02,933 --> 01:25:04,601 Close the door. 1306 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,335 You shouldn't have come here. 1307 01:25:12,366 --> 01:25:15,869 l had to come here. This isn't real. 1308 01:25:15,899 --> 01:25:18,301 You know this isn't real. This is bullshit. 1309 01:25:20,399 --> 01:25:22,501 l've been here. 1310 01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:25,701 You can't be happy. 1311 01:25:29,899 --> 01:25:33,035 Come here. Come here. 1312 01:25:34,466 --> 01:25:36,835 Come with me. Let's go. 1313 01:25:37,866 --> 01:25:39,901 Go get your stuff. 1314 01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:41,901 (gasps) l can't. 1315 01:25:42,933 --> 01:25:45,535 Why not? 1316 01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:47,734 Say we go back to LA. Then what? 1317 01:25:47,766 --> 01:25:50,034 Get an apartment? 1318 01:25:50,065 --> 01:25:52,200 They want first, last and security. That's five grand. 1319 01:25:52,232 --> 01:25:54,000 Where do we get that? 1320 01:25:54,032 --> 01:25:55,566 Hmm? 1321 01:25:55,599 --> 01:25:58,702 - We'll figure it out. - You're not a realist. 1322 01:26:00,099 --> 01:26:02,234 You're a dreamer and it scares me. 1323 01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:10,569 lt's not a diamond. 1324 01:26:12,933 --> 01:26:15,201 l want to spend the rest of my life with you. 1325 01:26:19,599 --> 01:26:22,201 Marry me. 1326 01:26:22,232 --> 01:26:23,766 Be my wife, 1327 01:26:23,799 --> 01:26:26,768 to have and to hold and all that. 1328 01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:31,701 We're already married. 1329 01:26:44,966 --> 01:26:47,735 No. You can get a divorce. 1330 01:26:47,766 --> 01:26:49,968 l can't. 1331 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,935 Why not? 1332 01:26:53,466 --> 01:26:55,701 l need this. 1333 01:26:58,265 --> 01:27:00,400 Man: Hey, l'm home. 1334 01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:02,867 - Where are you? - Will. 1335 01:27:04,599 --> 01:27:08,069 Honey, um, do you have a five for the grocery boy? 1336 01:27:09,132 --> 01:27:11,234 Oh sure, yeah, hey. 1337 01:27:12,265 --> 01:27:13,933 Thanks, man. 1338 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,766 - Thanks. Hey. - Thank you! 1339 01:27:18,799 --> 01:27:20,901 - Hello. - Hi. 1340 01:27:24,299 --> 01:27:26,267 (ballad playing) 1341 01:27:29,799 --> 01:27:32,701 # Good morning, dear # 1342 01:27:33,799 --> 01:27:37,035 # l hope l didn't wake you too soon # 1343 01:27:39,799 --> 01:27:41,934 # Because my mind # 1344 01:27:41,966 --> 01:27:44,735 # Is growing tired # 1345 01:27:44,766 --> 01:27:47,702 # Too much thinking what l should do # 1346 01:27:50,632 --> 01:27:52,500 # l picture you # 1347 01:27:52,532 --> 01:27:54,267 # Out there # 1348 01:27:55,632 --> 01:27:58,267 # It must be beautiful # 1349 01:27:58,299 --> 01:28:00,367 # This time of year # 1350 01:28:01,733 --> 01:28:05,269 # All those East Coast leaves # 1351 01:28:06,799 --> 01:28:09,301 # Floating round like embers # 1352 01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:11,967 # From burning trees # 1353 01:28:13,099 --> 01:28:15,434 # Well, the weather out here # 1354 01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:18,535 # Is just the same # 1355 01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:21,201 # But the garden # 1356 01:28:21,232 --> 01:28:23,901 # That you planted # 1357 01:28:23,933 --> 01:28:26,035 # Remains... # 1358 01:28:38,399 --> 01:28:40,033 Nikki's voice: When you're a kid, it's LA 1359 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:41,699 that teaches you how to dream. 1360 01:28:43,099 --> 01:28:46,368 Tell me that you didn't learn more from the movies than you did from school, 1361 01:28:47,432 --> 01:28:50,535 more from TV than you did from your parents. 1362 01:28:50,566 --> 01:28:52,868 And what do we learn? 1363 01:28:52,899 --> 01:28:54,867 We learn to believe in fairy tales. 1364 01:29:11,499 --> 01:29:13,567 Hey. 1365 01:29:13,599 --> 01:29:16,868 - How are you? - Do you want to-- l'm good. 1366 01:29:18,432 --> 01:29:20,534 You? 1367 01:29:20,566 --> 01:29:22,935 l'm great. 1368 01:29:29,933 --> 01:29:31,734 Thank you. 1369 01:29:33,065 --> 01:29:35,100 Take care, Nikki. 1370 01:29:36,299 --> 01:29:38,501 You too. 1371 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,501 (car starts) 1372 01:29:59,532 --> 01:30:03,202 # 'Cause everything around me has changed # 1373 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:07,235 # But the garden # 1374 01:30:07,265 --> 01:30:10,001 # That you planted # 1375 01:30:10,032 --> 01:30:12,100 # Remains. # 1376 01:30:16,699 --> 01:30:19,334 (frog croaking) 1377 01:30:25,933 --> 01:30:28,235 You know why the departures and the arrivals at LAX 1378 01:30:28,265 --> 01:30:30,667 are on separate levels? 1379 01:30:30,699 --> 01:30:33,768 So the 30,OOO heartbreakers that come here each month 1380 01:30:33,799 --> 01:30:36,768 don't notice the 30,OOO that are leaving with their hearts broken. 1381 01:30:48,632 --> 01:30:51,401 My whole life, it was obvious l was gonna end up in this city. 1382 01:30:54,065 --> 01:30:54,065 l'm still here. 1383 01:30:56,332 --> 01:30:57,900 (rock music playing) 1384 01:30:57,933 --> 01:30:59,534 # Come on, let's go # 1385 01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:02,101 # to where it's fun # 1386 01:31:05,599 --> 01:31:09,436 # l want a slice of LA sun # 1387 01:31:12,099 --> 01:31:13,867 # Whoa ho ho # 1388 01:31:15,866 --> 01:31:17,901 # Whoa ho ho # 1389 01:31:19,799 --> 01:31:21,367 # Honey, let's go # 1390 01:31:21,399 --> 01:31:25,302 - # Feels like you never have to # - # Let's go # 1391 01:31:25,332 --> 01:31:27,734 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1392 01:31:27,766 --> 01:31:29,267 # Honey, let's go # 1393 01:31:29,299 --> 01:31:33,169 - # Stay out is all you need to # - # Honey, let's go # 1394 01:31:33,199 --> 01:31:37,069 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1395 01:31:37,099 --> 01:31:41,736 # So come along and pay the price # 1396 01:31:45,065 --> 01:31:49,836 # This ain't New York, this tasty slice # 1397 01:31:51,599 --> 01:31:54,034 # Whoa ho ho # 1398 01:31:55,532 --> 01:31:58,067 # Whoa ho ho # 1399 01:31:59,599 --> 01:32:01,133 # Honey, let's go # 1400 01:32:01,165 --> 01:32:05,068 - # Feels like you never have to # - # Let's go # 1401 01:32:05,099 --> 01:32:07,501 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1402 01:32:07,532 --> 01:32:09,033 # Honey, let's go # 1403 01:32:09,065 --> 01:32:12,935 - # Stay out is all you need to # - # Honey, let's go # 1404 01:32:12,966 --> 01:32:16,703 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1405 01:32:16,733 --> 01:32:18,301 # Take a minute # 1406 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,801 # Listen to this town # 1407 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:22,534 # Don't you ever # 1408 01:32:22,566 --> 01:32:24,601 # Feel you have to come # 1409 01:32:24,632 --> 01:32:26,900 # Take a minute # 1410 01:32:26,933 --> 01:32:29,201 # She won't let you down # 1411 01:32:30,299 --> 01:32:32,534 # No no no no # 1412 01:32:32,566 --> 01:32:35,135 # See you excited # 1413 01:32:35,165 --> 01:32:37,534 # In her arms # 1414 01:32:40,566 --> 01:32:45,203 # LA and all her crazy charms # 1415 01:32:47,132 --> 01:32:48,900 # Whoa ho ho # 1416 01:32:50,933 --> 01:32:54,202 # Whoa ho ho # 1417 01:32:54,232 --> 01:32:56,567 # Whoa ho oh ho # 1418 01:32:56,599 --> 01:33:00,502 - # Feels like you never have to # - # Let's go # 1419 01:33:00,532 --> 01:33:02,934 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1420 01:33:02,966 --> 01:33:04,467 # Honey, let's go # 1421 01:33:04,499 --> 01:33:08,369 - # Stay out, is all you need to # - # Honey, let's go # 1422 01:33:08,399 --> 01:33:12,536 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1423 01:33:12,566 --> 01:33:16,469 - # Feels like you never have to... # - (vocalizing) 1424 01:33:16,499 --> 01:33:18,901 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1425 01:33:20,132 --> 01:33:24,336 - # Stay out is all you need to # - # Honey, let's go # 1426 01:33:24,366 --> 01:33:28,169 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1427 01:33:28,199 --> 01:33:32,102 - # Feels like you never have to... # - (vocalizing) 1428 01:33:32,132 --> 01:33:34,534 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1429 01:33:34,566 --> 01:33:36,067 # Honey, let's go # 1430 01:33:36,099 --> 01:33:39,969 - # Stay out is all you need to # - # All you need # 1431 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,104 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1432 01:33:44,132 --> 01:33:48,035 - # Feels like you never have to # - # Let's go # 1433 01:33:48,065 --> 01:33:50,467 # Come down, you don't really want to # 1434 01:33:50,499 --> 01:33:52,000 # Whoa ho ho # 1435 01:33:52,032 --> 01:33:55,902 - # Stay out is all you need to # - # Honey, let's go # 1436 01:33:55,933 --> 01:33:59,536 # Go to sleep, you don't really want to # 1437 01:33:59,566 --> 01:34:02,201 # Oh, baby # 1438 01:34:02,232 --> 01:34:04,701 # Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa. # 1439 01:34:07,966 --> 01:34:09,934 (jazz music playing)