1 00:00:26,145 --> 00:00:31,145 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:08,529 --> 00:01:10,664 Hey, kids. You know what time it is? 3 00:01:10,697 --> 00:01:12,331 It's birthday time! 4 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:16,202 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 5 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:19,840 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 6 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:22,041 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 7 00:01:22,074 --> 00:01:24,011 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 8 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:28,214 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 9 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:32,019 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 10 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:34,021 like there's no tomorrow. 11 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:37,189 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 12 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,357 That's right. 13 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:39,560 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 14 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:41,862 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 15 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:59,078 Carl! 16 00:02:13,594 --> 00:02:17,229 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 17 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:23,402 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 18 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:25,237 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 19 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,239 like there's no tomorrow. 20 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:30,744 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 21 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,355 Ah. 22 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,570 Yeah, I tell everybody that attempts the 50, 23 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:11,905 there ain't shit out here, 24 00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:14,241 but you gotta be prepared for anything. 25 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:16,576 A bunch of fun-loving kids stole the zigzag 26 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:18,912 out of the back of the sheriff's pickup a month ago. 27 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:21,615 Guess you found it for 'em. 28 00:05:21,648 --> 00:05:23,583 You know what some folks consider funny? 29 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,585 Just ruin a man's whole damn day. 30 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:27,286 God's honest truth. 31 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:29,455 Now, where'd you say you're from? 32 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:30,590 Oh, you're one of those guys 33 00:05:30,624 --> 00:05:31,925 that don't wanna look back, huh? 34 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:33,960 You're one where the past lives in the past, huh? 35 00:05:33,994 --> 00:05:36,428 Yeah, I understand. No, I can't blame you. 36 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,098 I mean, we all got so much baggage. 37 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:39,599 I just say, move forward. 38 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:41,601 You're a rolling stone. Yup. 39 00:05:41,635 --> 00:05:43,435 We had a car chase around here a while back. 40 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,105 Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour, 41 00:05:45,138 --> 00:05:47,439 just launched it right off Tension's Peak, man. 42 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,609 It's like a superhero. It went fwoom! 43 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:53,847 Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow. 44 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,312 Oh, fuck me. 45 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:43,663 - Will you just stop it? - Open the door! 46 00:06:43,697 --> 00:06:45,866 I'll open the damn door. 47 00:06:45,899 --> 00:06:48,501 What the hell is wrong with you? 48 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:51,538 No! God damn it. 49 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,508 Hey Jed, what's up? 50 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,010 This old boy had the misfortune 51 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:58,845 of finding your zigzags out there. 52 00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:00,513 I figured I'd bring 'em back to you. 53 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:02,682 - He all right? - Yeah, he'll be all right. 54 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,217 Tire's not, but he'll be fine. 55 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,353 He had this pretty Camaro right here. 56 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,355 Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue... 57 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:16,696 Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later. 58 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,064 All turning around, spinning out, everything. 59 00:07:18,098 --> 00:07:19,866 He just slid right in there and then pop, pop... 60 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,202 I don't have time for this today, okay? 61 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:23,536 Yes, ma'am. 62 00:07:32,579 --> 00:07:34,714 - Take this off me. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 63 00:07:34,748 --> 00:07:36,049 There's not a chance in hell 64 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,884 I'm letting you out of this trailer tonight. 65 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:38,885 I hate you. 66 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:41,388 Oh, talk sweet to me all you want. 67 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:44,557 Get down. You know the drill. Get down. 68 00:07:44,591 --> 00:07:46,726 - Get out of my way. - Come here. 69 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,896 What the hell are you doing? 70 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:51,231 - Wait. - I'll be back in the morning. 71 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:53,733 What... how the hell am I supposed to eat? 72 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,735 How am I supposed to take a piss? 73 00:07:55,769 --> 00:07:57,404 There are chips is on the coffee table 74 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,072 and a bucket on the floor. 75 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:00,439 Try not to make a mess. 76 00:08:00,472 --> 00:08:01,942 You're a bitch. 77 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:03,910 Oh, I love you too. 78 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:50,123 Hey, it's gonna be about $250 for the tow, 79 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:52,959 and we'll need all four tires replaced. 80 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:54,627 And there was something wrong with that chip, I think. 81 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:58,131 But I can fix it for about $1,000. 82 00:08:58,164 --> 00:08:59,165 Yep. 83 00:09:02,669 --> 00:09:05,638 No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance. 84 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:07,674 Yeah, I don't take no plastic credit cards. 85 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:15,148 Oh, that over there. 86 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:17,984 Yeah, we ain't got no internet in Hayesville. 87 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,820 Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don't work. 88 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:24,824 Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn't. 89 00:09:27,694 --> 00:09:30,530 You ain't got the cash, huh? 90 00:09:30,563 --> 00:09:32,899 Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle? 91 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:37,337 Hmm. 92 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:39,039 You willing to work it off? 93 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,047 Okay, then. 94 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,549 I think I've got somebody who can accommodate. 95 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:58,858 Hey, kid. 96 00:09:58,892 --> 00:10:01,529 I got a guy for you. 97 00:10:09,936 --> 00:10:11,539 You want god to laugh, 98 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:12,540 you tell him your plans. 99 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:16,876 Howdy there, partner. 100 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:19,212 My name is Tex, same as the state. 101 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:21,714 Got the handle Macadoo. 102 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,383 Welcome to Willy's Wonderland. 103 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:26,554 - Yeah, he don't talk much. - And I respect that. 104 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,588 I enjoy a man of few words. 105 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:33,893 Well, business is not what it used to be, 106 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,395 but I am fixing to reopen 107 00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:37,764 and make Willy's better than ever. 108 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,403 Anyway, enough horseshit. Here's my offer. 109 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,738 You spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland 110 00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:48,241 and I will pay to have your car fixed. 111 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:51,277 I go on in tomorrow, you come out of there, 112 00:10:51,311 --> 00:10:54,247 and your ride will be ready for you right there. 113 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,449 Deal? 114 00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,633 If not, I got places to be. 115 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:19,607 All right. All right. 116 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:22,442 Let's go inside. 117 00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:24,644 Good luck, mister. 118 00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:31,284 Watch your step. 119 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,820 Check this out. 120 00:11:33,853 --> 00:11:35,955 Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel. 121 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:38,124 Welcome to my wonderland. 122 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:39,792 Come on down and meet the gang. 123 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:42,795 We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara, 124 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:45,131 Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla, 125 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:47,467 Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich, 126 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:49,469 and Tito the Turtle. 127 00:11:49,503 --> 00:11:53,473 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 128 00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:57,010 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 129 00:11:57,043 --> 00:12:00,481 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 130 00:12:00,514 --> 00:12:02,682 We had some great times. 131 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:04,652 Kids laughing, smiling, 132 00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:07,521 eating hot dogs, opening presents. 133 00:12:12,526 --> 00:12:14,994 You know the story, right? 134 00:12:15,028 --> 00:12:17,030 Well, some of these little bastards start crawling 135 00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:19,165 over the characters, they get hurt. 136 00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:22,536 A couple of lawsuits later from Mommy Safety Organizations 137 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:24,837 and wham, bam, thank you ma'am, 138 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:26,674 we're out of business. 139 00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:27,707 Shut us right down. 140 00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:57,538 Damn thing always gets jammed. 141 00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,542 Yeah. 142 00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:03,910 This stuff oughta do the trick. 143 00:13:03,943 --> 00:13:07,213 Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake, 144 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:11,384 Windex, rags, whatever you need, we got it. 145 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:15,388 Oh, lookee here. 146 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,724 Congratulations. 147 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:19,792 You are officially on staff. 148 00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:32,238 Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon. 149 00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:34,407 I'll be back in the morning with that car of yours 150 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:38,244 dapper and ready to drive or my name is not Tex Macadoo. 151 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:41,615 Help yourself to whatever you can find in the kitchen. 152 00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:42,782 It's on the house. 153 00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:45,918 And be sure to take breaks. 154 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:49,590 Always good to pace yourself. 155 00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:51,958 That's it. Good luck. 156 00:14:12,479 --> 00:14:15,114 Damn. 157 00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:17,283 I thought you quit. 158 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:18,818 My last one. 159 00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:25,958 Piece of shit. 160 00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:28,127 All right, let's get the hell outta here. 161 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,831 I can't stand to hear a grown man scream. 162 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,136 - Liv, you in there? - Oh, shit. 163 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,806 Yeah, I'm in here. Can you help me out? 164 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,973 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, calm down, dude. 165 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:42,810 No need to be a superhero. 166 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:43,976 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 167 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,647 Oh, damn it! Oh! 168 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,848 Nice one, genius. The door was unlocked. 169 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:50,316 How am I supposed to know that? 170 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,351 Oh, shit. 171 00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:52,852 Let me see if we can find something 172 00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,656 to get you out of that. 173 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,691 She gave you a bucket? 174 00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:59,025 Bitch is wicked. 175 00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:01,160 - Liv, you okay? - Are you okay? 176 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,995 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just... 177 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,498 I found a screwdriver. 178 00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:05,998 What the hell are we gonna do with a screwdriver? 179 00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,333 Have y'all never worn handcuffs before? 180 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,334 Oh, shut up. 181 00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:10,671 Why not just look for the key? 182 00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:12,840 What the hell am I looking in the fridge for? 183 00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:15,208 God, these eggs are definitely bad. 184 00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,044 We need, like, a saw or a pliers or something. 185 00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:21,180 - Pliers? - Can't find no key in here. 186 00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:23,684 - Shut up and find something. - You shut up! 187 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:25,519 You ain't had no handcuffs on. 188 00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:29,523 Gee, thanks for the help, guys. 189 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:30,691 - Cool. We good. - Yo. 190 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,726 Come on. We're late. I saw the bait already. 191 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,026 Where? 192 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,529 Well, he was with Jed in his truck. 193 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:37,698 Probably locked inside Willy's by now. 194 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:40,032 Well, let's roll out. I wanna see that bitch burn. 195 00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,368 Yeah, burn, baby, burn. 196 00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:45,706 Wait, guys, this isn't for your entertainment, okay? 197 00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,039 It's for doing what's right. 198 00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:49,041 It's gotta be a little entertaining. 199 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,878 Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die 200 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,044 for what I see 'em do. 201 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,046 Shut up, dude. What have you seen them do? 202 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,214 Remember that one time I was... 203 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:57,049 Okay, shut up. Guys. 204 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,217 If we're doing this, 205 00:15:58,251 --> 00:15:59,720 we're gonna do this as a mission, 206 00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:02,723 not a field trip. 207 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:05,726 Are you with me or not? 208 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:08,060 Yeah, we're with you, Liv. 209 00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,262 Whatever you say. 210 00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,898 Yeah. 211 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,567 All right. Let's do this. 212 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,188 I'm gonna feast on your face! 213 00:22:49,496 --> 00:22:52,299 Sheriff, if I may, 214 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:55,135 why'd you request the state to send backup for one night 215 00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:57,971 to curfew a place the size of a postage stamp? 216 00:23:00,173 --> 00:23:01,975 Oh, don't get me wrong. 217 00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:05,812 I got a wife and kid on the way and I do love the overtime pay. 218 00:23:05,846 --> 00:23:08,682 - Double overtime. - Right. 219 00:23:13,854 --> 00:23:17,657 So what's the plan the rest of the evening? 220 00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:19,659 - See that phone? - Yeah. 221 00:23:19,693 --> 00:23:22,696 We're gonna sit here and pray it don't ring. 222 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:25,665 Copy that. 223 00:25:49,175 --> 00:25:50,977 ♪ To the beat ♪ 224 00:25:51,011 --> 00:25:54,814 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 225 00:25:54,848 --> 00:25:58,318 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 226 00:25:58,351 --> 00:26:00,488 - Hey, Tito. - Hola, Willy. 227 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,522 I hear that there's a birthday boy 228 00:26:02,555 --> 00:26:03,990 in the audience tonight. 229 00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:06,159 Sí, Willy. Cantamos. 230 00:26:06,192 --> 00:26:09,996 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 231 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:14,000 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 232 00:26:14,034 --> 00:26:17,537 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 233 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:18,838 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 234 00:26:18,872 --> 00:26:21,041 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 235 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:53,073 Let's play hide and seek. 236 00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:59,913 ♪ You'll never find me ♪ 237 00:26:59,946 --> 00:27:03,551 I'm gonna eat your eyes out and then feast on your soul. 238 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:12,058 You're as icy as an igloo. 239 00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:13,561 Happy day. 240 00:27:13,593 --> 00:27:16,229 You're getting warmer. 241 00:27:16,262 --> 00:27:18,598 You're as hot as a pancake on a grill 242 00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:20,266 and just as yummy. 243 00:27:31,144 --> 00:27:32,278 Gorilla greetings. 244 00:27:45,825 --> 00:27:48,428 That tickles. 245 00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:14,120 But we were friends. 246 00:30:08,434 --> 00:30:09,402 Ah. 247 00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:47,440 - Hey, Chris. - What? 248 00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:49,275 Can you pour gas literally anywhere else? 249 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,778 I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron. 250 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,278 You're pouring gas on top of my gas. 251 00:30:52,312 --> 00:30:53,647 All right, let me go over here 252 00:30:53,681 --> 00:30:55,448 - and I'll just paint the bush. - Perfect. Thank you. 253 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:58,786 Hey, you blowing bubbles? Bring your ass. 254 00:30:58,818 --> 00:30:59,787 You forgot the lighter, didn't you? 255 00:30:59,819 --> 00:31:00,953 No, I didn't. 256 00:31:00,987 --> 00:31:02,288 - Then let me see it. - Oh, my God. 257 00:31:02,322 --> 00:31:04,491 There you go. Yeah, all right. 258 00:31:08,328 --> 00:31:09,962 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet. 259 00:31:09,996 --> 00:31:11,799 That guy's still in there. 260 00:31:11,831 --> 00:31:13,333 We gotta get him out first. 261 00:31:17,003 --> 00:31:20,507 Hey, sir! Sir! 262 00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:22,842 You're not safe in there. We gotta get you out. 263 00:31:26,846 --> 00:31:28,816 - Hey! - Well, that was rude. 264 00:31:28,848 --> 00:31:30,149 Hey, look, if he don't wanna be safe, 265 00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,652 it's his ass, not ours. 266 00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:32,985 Tough shit. 267 00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:34,320 I'm getting him out whether he likes it or not. 268 00:31:34,354 --> 00:31:35,656 You wanna go in there with those things? 269 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:36,824 Are you high? 270 00:31:36,856 --> 00:31:38,157 Look, if he wanna be cremated, 271 00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:39,493 - that's his business. - Yeah. 272 00:31:39,526 --> 00:31:40,860 I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay 273 00:31:40,893 --> 00:31:42,328 with letting somebody burn alive in there 274 00:31:42,362 --> 00:31:45,499 if we can do something about it. 275 00:31:45,532 --> 00:31:47,501 - She's right. - Of course she is, Chris. 276 00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:48,502 Oh, shut up! 277 00:31:48,535 --> 00:31:50,002 Hurry this shit up so we can go home. 278 00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:51,337 I'll figure out how to get inside, 279 00:31:51,371 --> 00:31:53,172 but I'm not putting you guys in danger. 280 00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:56,510 You just figure out how to get us out once I do. 281 00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:58,044 Okay. 282 00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:22,094 I didn't even know you smoked. 283 00:33:22,128 --> 00:33:24,964 Where'd you get this? 284 00:33:24,997 --> 00:33:26,934 I grew it myself. I call it No Clue. 285 00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:29,636 - How much THC is in it? - No clue. 286 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:33,339 - What? - I'm cold. 287 00:33:59,366 --> 00:34:01,869 I've waited so long for a girl to play with. 288 00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:09,177 - Wanna see my treehouse? - Uh-uh. 289 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:11,545 Not today, girlfriend. 290 00:34:13,047 --> 00:34:15,348 Ow. 291 00:34:15,382 --> 00:34:17,685 Come play with me. 292 00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:29,229 ♪ Ring around the rosie ♪ 293 00:34:29,262 --> 00:34:35,069 ♪ A pocketful of posies ♪ 294 00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:40,540 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 295 00:34:40,574 --> 00:34:44,377 ♪ We all fall ♪ 296 00:34:47,581 --> 00:34:49,050 Holy shit. Guys, that was Liv. 297 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,550 We gotta go after her. 298 00:34:50,584 --> 00:34:51,719 I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing. 299 00:34:51,753 --> 00:34:53,553 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Both: Bobby! 300 00:34:53,587 --> 00:34:55,223 What? 301 00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:57,058 Are y'all serious right now? 302 00:34:57,091 --> 00:34:58,893 We supposed to go in there and get killed too? 303 00:34:58,926 --> 00:35:00,728 You wanna stay here? We gotta do something. 304 00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,429 No, I actually wanna leave, 305 00:35:02,462 --> 00:35:04,397 and I thought y'all might want to also, but I don't care. 306 00:35:04,431 --> 00:35:06,266 - Fine. I'll go. - No, no, I'll go. 307 00:35:06,299 --> 00:35:08,401 No, wait... hey, stop, stop. 308 00:35:08,435 --> 00:35:09,904 This is Liv we're talking about. 309 00:35:09,937 --> 00:35:12,572 - Move out of the way. - What? No! 310 00:35:12,606 --> 00:35:14,776 Damn! 311 00:35:14,809 --> 00:35:16,911 Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away. 312 00:35:16,944 --> 00:35:19,613 Baby, God damn. Hey, y'all back up, man. 313 00:35:45,305 --> 00:35:47,275 Thank God you're still alive. We gotta get you outta here. 314 00:35:47,307 --> 00:35:48,608 I stopped that bitch, 315 00:35:48,642 --> 00:35:51,279 but that won't keep her away for long, so... 316 00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:52,612 hey! 317 00:35:52,646 --> 00:35:56,117 Did you not hear what I just said? 318 00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:57,785 Hey! 319 00:36:05,026 --> 00:36:08,461 We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv 320 00:36:08,495 --> 00:36:11,464 and this janitor dude, we're out. 321 00:36:11,498 --> 00:36:13,167 - Hmm. - What, Aaron? 322 00:36:13,201 --> 00:36:15,303 We just don't need any more Batman bullshit, all right? 323 00:36:15,335 --> 00:36:16,636 Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. 324 00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:18,638 It's only going to make it less safe for everyone else. 325 00:36:18,672 --> 00:36:21,976 You mean kinda like Liv just did? 326 00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:23,811 Excuse me? 327 00:36:23,845 --> 00:36:26,646 Say what you gotta say. Speak up. 328 00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,983 Now's the time, Dan. 329 00:36:29,016 --> 00:36:31,651 You ain't gonna say it? 330 00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:33,353 Do you guys have something in mind? 331 00:36:33,386 --> 00:36:34,521 Hell yeah, we do. 332 00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,190 Everything you telling us not to do, 333 00:36:36,224 --> 00:36:38,993 that's exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. 334 00:36:39,026 --> 00:36:41,162 And now we probably all getting fucked up because of it. 335 00:36:41,195 --> 00:36:43,331 - Bobby. - What? 336 00:36:43,396 --> 00:36:45,032 Am I lying? 337 00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:48,836 No, I'm not. It's the truth. 338 00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:51,839 - Fine. I'll just go myself. - Oh, whatever, Chris. 339 00:36:51,873 --> 00:36:54,507 When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? 340 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,010 Kissing that ass 341 00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:58,012 ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy. 342 00:36:58,045 --> 00:36:59,881 It'll more than likely get you killed, 343 00:36:59,914 --> 00:37:03,050 and ain't nobody, except for you, baby, 344 00:37:03,084 --> 00:37:05,353 worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. 345 00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,855 So you know what? I'm out this bitch. 346 00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:09,724 Baby, let's go. 347 00:37:11,926 --> 00:37:14,061 No, Chris! Chris! 348 00:37:14,095 --> 00:37:16,197 Oh, shit! 349 00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:19,367 Bobby! 350 00:37:23,403 --> 00:37:25,873 - God damn! - Everybody okay? 351 00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:27,909 - Yeah. - Nice of you guys to join us. 352 00:37:30,577 --> 00:37:31,712 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 353 00:37:31,746 --> 00:37:33,413 Oh, my God. Liv, you're alive. 354 00:37:35,783 --> 00:37:37,550 I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside 355 00:37:37,584 --> 00:37:39,220 and help us find a way out. 356 00:37:39,253 --> 00:37:40,721 Yeah, uh... 357 00:37:40,755 --> 00:37:42,723 Now how the hell are we supposed to get out of here? 358 00:37:42,757 --> 00:37:44,058 I tried to keep 'em on the roof, 359 00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:44,926 but they wouldn't listen. 360 00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,060 It's your fault we were on the roof. 361 00:37:46,093 --> 00:37:47,560 - It's my fault? - It was your fault. 362 00:37:47,594 --> 00:37:49,562 Guys, guys, it's happening. It's happening now. 363 00:37:49,596 --> 00:37:52,400 Oh, that's the nasty bitch that tried to kill me. 364 00:37:52,432 --> 00:37:53,901 Liv. 365 00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:55,568 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 366 00:37:55,602 --> 00:37:57,905 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 367 00:37:57,939 --> 00:37:59,740 - Hey, what the hell, man? - What are you... dude! 368 00:37:59,774 --> 00:38:00,908 Put her down, okay? 369 00:38:00,942 --> 00:38:03,911 I'm trying to help you, you dumbass! 370 00:38:03,945 --> 00:38:05,413 Seriously? 371 00:38:05,445 --> 00:38:06,747 I'm trying to help him understand 372 00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:09,582 that he's gonna die in here, but he won't listen to me. 373 00:38:09,616 --> 00:38:11,285 ♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪ 374 00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:13,254 Wait a second. 375 00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:14,922 Wasn't there eight of them? 376 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,093 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 377 00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:21,095 - ♪ We like to run ♪ - Oh, that's badass. 378 00:38:21,128 --> 00:38:25,266 ♪ Run, run, run to the beat of the drum ♪ 379 00:38:25,299 --> 00:38:26,633 Oh, this is good. 380 00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:29,103 We're connecting. We're sharing our feelings. 381 00:38:29,136 --> 00:38:30,771 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 382 00:38:30,805 --> 00:38:32,605 ♪ We like to dance ♪ 383 00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:34,108 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 384 00:38:34,141 --> 00:38:36,310 ♪ Like there's ants in our pants ♪ 385 00:38:39,347 --> 00:38:40,781 Whoa. 386 00:38:40,815 --> 00:38:42,316 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 387 00:38:42,350 --> 00:38:43,951 This is cool. 388 00:38:43,985 --> 00:38:46,120 Well, what are you waiting for? 389 00:38:46,153 --> 00:38:49,790 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun ♪ 390 00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:51,826 - Yo. Look. - ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪ 391 00:38:51,859 --> 00:38:53,961 ♪ Where you'll be number one ♪ 392 00:38:53,995 --> 00:38:55,796 - ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪ - Let's go. 393 00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:57,630 ♪ Soda and candy too ♪ 394 00:38:57,664 --> 00:38:59,467 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪ 395 00:38:59,499 --> 00:39:01,469 I know the bullshit story they told you. 396 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,304 That if you clean up the place tonight, 397 00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:06,974 they'll pay to have your tires fixed by morning, right? 398 00:39:07,008 --> 00:39:08,476 It's a lie. 399 00:39:08,508 --> 00:39:09,676 They've said the same story 400 00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:12,313 to countless other over the last 20 years. 401 00:39:12,346 --> 00:39:13,481 They baited you. 402 00:39:13,513 --> 00:39:15,483 You're here to be a human sacrifice. 403 00:39:15,515 --> 00:39:18,152 You're here to be eaten and killed. 404 00:39:18,185 --> 00:39:20,821 Do you understand that? 405 00:39:20,855 --> 00:39:23,991 This town has a dark history. 406 00:39:24,025 --> 00:39:27,995 And it all starts with this horrible place. 407 00:39:28,029 --> 00:39:29,330 You know, Willy's may seem 408 00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,999 like a happy-go-lucky child's play place, 409 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:35,369 but it's much, much more than that. 410 00:39:35,403 --> 00:39:37,537 Willy's was built in 1996, 411 00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:40,508 the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis. 412 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:43,344 If that name sounds familiar to you, it should. 413 00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:45,846 Jerry was one of the last century's 414 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,516 most sick and sadistic serial killers. 415 00:39:48,548 --> 00:39:52,219 Jerry spent most of the time cultivating similar sickos. 416 00:39:52,253 --> 00:39:54,554 I mean, these were the most depraved people 417 00:39:54,587 --> 00:39:56,857 you could ever imagine. 418 00:39:56,891 --> 00:39:59,559 Often, Jerry and his crew would 419 00:39:59,592 --> 00:40:02,396 whisk away unsuspecting families 420 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:06,200 to the Super Happy Fun Room. 421 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:07,535 Once inside, 422 00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:10,704 the families would be treated to a birthday cake 423 00:40:10,738 --> 00:40:13,874 and a private show by Willy Weasel. 424 00:40:13,908 --> 00:40:16,043 The shows would always end the same way. 425 00:40:21,115 --> 00:40:24,051 After numerous missing persons reports 426 00:40:24,085 --> 00:40:28,055 and suspicious smells coming from the inside of Willy's, 427 00:40:28,089 --> 00:40:30,424 the law felt it was time to investigate. 428 00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:39,900 Jerry and his gang refused 429 00:40:39,934 --> 00:40:42,770 to be taken alive. 430 00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:44,405 After the police finally entered 431 00:40:44,438 --> 00:40:47,108 the Super Happy Fun Room, 432 00:40:47,141 --> 00:40:50,744 they discovered that Jerry and his crew 433 00:40:50,778 --> 00:40:53,914 had performed a satanic suicide ritual. 434 00:40:53,948 --> 00:40:56,250 Instead of surrendering, 435 00:40:56,283 --> 00:41:00,087 the killers decided to take their own lives. 436 00:41:00,121 --> 00:41:03,924 Those familiar with satanic rituals speculate 437 00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:07,595 that the suicide ritual was some sort of a Katra 438 00:41:07,627 --> 00:41:09,430 transfer of energy 439 00:41:09,463 --> 00:41:10,931 where the memory 440 00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:12,800 and consciousness of the living 441 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:16,604 relocate into non-living entities. 442 00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:19,974 In this case, the animatronic robots. 443 00:41:21,809 --> 00:41:24,812 Ten years later, Willy's reopens 444 00:41:24,845 --> 00:41:27,148 with a new owner, Tex Macadoo. 445 00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:28,816 He tries to keep the current public 446 00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:31,452 unaware of its horrific past. 447 00:41:31,485 --> 00:41:33,954 Things are wrong from the start. 448 00:41:33,988 --> 00:41:36,457 There's reports that the creatures would 449 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:37,791 move on their own. 450 00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,293 Some would say things 451 00:41:39,326 --> 00:41:41,462 they weren't programmed to say. 452 00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:45,299 Wanna fuck, fatty? 453 00:41:45,332 --> 00:41:47,667 And others would kill 454 00:41:47,701 --> 00:41:50,804 and feast on customers. 455 00:41:50,838 --> 00:41:53,007 After several ghastly incidents, 456 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,177 Willy's closes its doors again. 457 00:41:56,210 --> 00:42:00,314 But Tex still doesn't bulldoze it to the ground. 458 00:42:00,347 --> 00:42:02,983 Why, you may ask? 459 00:42:03,017 --> 00:42:05,152 Because Willy got to him. 460 00:42:05,186 --> 00:42:07,821 Convinced him to make a deal with the devil. 461 00:42:07,855 --> 00:42:10,324 Along with all those other backwoods inbreds 462 00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:13,027 in this sorry town. 463 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,529 Speaking of backwoods inbreds, 464 00:42:15,563 --> 00:42:17,164 where'd Bob and Kathy go? 465 00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:24,838 Whoa. 466 00:42:32,379 --> 00:42:35,182 This is where it actually happened. 467 00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:38,352 This is where those kid killers offed themselves. 468 00:42:38,385 --> 00:42:41,055 Oh. 469 00:42:41,088 --> 00:42:42,691 Cool. 470 00:42:42,723 --> 00:42:44,558 The fuck? 471 00:43:00,574 --> 00:43:04,378 Okay, yeah, this is... 472 00:43:04,411 --> 00:43:06,380 this is weird as fuck. 473 00:43:06,413 --> 00:43:09,917 Yo, who the hell bringing their kids up in here? 474 00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:12,253 Shit, not my kids. 475 00:43:12,286 --> 00:43:16,223 Not our kids. 476 00:43:16,257 --> 00:43:19,293 Is it weird that I'm getting really turned on right now? 477 00:43:21,128 --> 00:43:23,264 Oh, you a freak freak. 478 00:43:23,297 --> 00:43:26,735 It's never seemed to bother you before. 479 00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:28,402 Who says it bothers me now? 480 00:43:38,279 --> 00:43:41,615 Hmm. 481 00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:43,417 Happy birthday, baby. 482 00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:47,288 It's not my birthday. 483 00:43:47,321 --> 00:43:50,291 I still wanna see you in your birthday suit. 484 00:43:54,461 --> 00:43:56,430 Have you been listening to a word I've been saying? 485 00:43:56,463 --> 00:43:58,098 Look at all these naughty birthday boys 486 00:43:58,132 --> 00:43:59,933 - and birthday girls. - Oh, shit. 487 00:43:59,967 --> 00:44:02,771 I think it's time for them to go nightie night. 488 00:44:02,803 --> 00:44:06,473 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 489 00:44:06,507 --> 00:44:11,145 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's kill everyone ♪ 490 00:44:20,689 --> 00:44:23,490 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 491 00:44:23,524 --> 00:44:26,293 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 492 00:44:26,327 --> 00:44:28,996 ♪ One happy weasel says, "It's dinner time" ♪ 493 00:44:29,029 --> 00:44:31,465 ♪ Six little chickens oughta be just fine ♪ 494 00:44:31,498 --> 00:44:34,335 ♪ Six little chickens in the weasel's den ♪ 495 00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:36,837 ♪ Four little roosters and a couple of hens ♪ 496 00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:39,506 ♪ Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ♪ 497 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:42,142 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 498 00:44:42,176 --> 00:44:44,978 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Watch out, now! 499 00:44:45,012 --> 00:44:47,514 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Here comes the weasel! 500 00:44:47,548 --> 00:44:49,850 ♪ Six little chickens running outta time ♪ 501 00:44:49,883 --> 00:44:51,652 Whoops! 502 00:44:51,686 --> 00:44:55,389 ♪ Five little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 503 00:45:01,862 --> 00:45:04,498 - Shit! - What the... holy fuck! 504 00:45:16,043 --> 00:45:19,380 Go. Leave. Leave! 505 00:45:19,413 --> 00:45:21,850 Chris, go. 506 00:45:29,556 --> 00:45:31,091 I'm sorry. 507 00:46:11,598 --> 00:46:13,066 Why you stopping? 508 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,737 Has that thing always been here? 509 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:16,905 Girl, that thing been 510 00:46:16,937 --> 00:46:18,238 in every single room we've been in. 511 00:46:18,272 --> 00:46:19,908 It's on the wall right now. Come on, babe. 512 00:46:31,952 --> 00:46:33,620 It's staring at us. 513 00:46:36,156 --> 00:46:37,291 Well, then let's give it a show. 514 00:46:37,324 --> 00:46:38,927 What you talking about? Come on. 515 00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:39,794 Get nasty with it. 516 00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:08,181 - Hayesville Sheriff's Office. - Sheriff? 517 00:48:08,215 --> 00:48:10,551 This is Sheriff Lund. 518 00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:12,519 It's Chris Muley. 519 00:48:12,553 --> 00:48:15,522 What can I do you for, Chris? 520 00:48:15,556 --> 00:48:18,693 Christ, I did something stupid. 521 00:48:18,726 --> 00:48:21,395 We're at Willy's. 522 00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:27,534 Prank call. 523 00:48:34,241 --> 00:48:36,711 You want me to get that? 524 00:48:36,744 --> 00:48:38,880 People made their beds, they gotta lie in 'em. 525 00:48:38,913 --> 00:48:43,216 Pretty sure the saying is, "Protect and Serve," Sheriff. 526 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:45,053 Shut your mouth, smart guy. 527 00:48:45,085 --> 00:48:47,087 You're not funny. 528 00:48:48,422 --> 00:48:50,058 Liv brought us here. 529 00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:51,558 Son of a bitch. 530 00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:53,293 Get your asses out of there, son. 531 00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:56,396 Put your balls on, Evan. 532 00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:58,265 We're going to Willy's. 533 00:50:51,879 --> 00:50:55,016 Bobby, that thing just moved! 534 00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:58,019 Where the fuck did it go? 535 00:50:59,887 --> 00:51:01,022 No! No! 536 00:51:26,279 --> 00:51:28,049 I really need you to help me find my friends. 537 00:51:28,082 --> 00:51:32,385 Please. 538 00:51:32,419 --> 00:51:37,225 Oh, my God. Kathy! 539 00:51:52,774 --> 00:51:54,075 Oh, my God. 540 00:52:53,167 --> 00:52:56,971 I'm so sorry. 541 00:53:04,011 --> 00:53:07,315 Hello, little boy. 542 00:53:07,347 --> 00:53:09,317 You don't have to be afraid of me. 543 00:53:09,349 --> 00:53:15,990 I'm not the same as the others. 544 00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,825 They're so mean to me. 545 00:53:17,859 --> 00:53:19,327 They call me ugly 546 00:53:19,359 --> 00:53:21,996 and they make fun of my colorful skin. 547 00:53:22,029 --> 00:53:24,497 I'm trapped in this body. 548 00:53:24,531 --> 00:53:27,667 I just want to be free. 549 00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:30,670 I guess I don't expect you to believe me. 550 00:53:30,705 --> 00:53:32,505 I hoped that you were different. 551 00:53:41,048 --> 00:53:42,683 I'm Chris. 552 00:53:42,717 --> 00:53:45,686 Trust me, Chris. You know you can. 553 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:50,224 You can feel my goodness. 554 00:53:50,258 --> 00:53:54,362 If what you're saying is true, 555 00:53:54,394 --> 00:53:57,564 and you're not like the others... 556 00:53:59,901 --> 00:54:03,037 I could help you get to the next life? 557 00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:04,537 It's true. 558 00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:06,539 Evil has kept me here. 559 00:54:06,573 --> 00:54:08,209 You must have questions. 560 00:54:08,242 --> 00:54:11,411 I can tell you so much about the other side. 561 00:54:11,444 --> 00:54:14,248 I can answer all your questions. 562 00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:16,217 If you can help me. 563 00:54:18,418 --> 00:54:20,054 You ever use your sidearm? 564 00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:22,056 Oh. In training. 565 00:54:22,089 --> 00:54:23,891 But these are just punk kids, right? 566 00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:25,726 What, vandalizing and loitering? 567 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,427 I doubt we'll need to drop 'em. 568 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,398 It's not the kids. 569 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:32,266 It's Willy. 570 00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:34,902 The dancing rat? 571 00:54:36,804 --> 00:54:38,272 Okay. 572 00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:39,572 I get it. I get it. 573 00:54:39,606 --> 00:54:43,077 The boys told you to pull a fast one on me. 574 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,246 Bravo. Nice try. 575 00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:48,581 It ain't no prank. 576 00:54:48,615 --> 00:54:53,087 This is real as it gets. I guaran-damn-tee you that. 577 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,923 See, in town, we knew what was happening at Willy's. 578 00:54:55,957 --> 00:54:59,427 We knew there was something supernatural going on. 579 00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:00,761 We bellowed to the high heavens 580 00:55:00,795 --> 00:55:02,595 that the machines were evil. 581 00:55:02,629 --> 00:55:04,265 No one believed us. 582 00:55:04,298 --> 00:55:06,267 They thought we were yokels. 583 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,270 Tex eventually hired a demolition crew 584 00:55:09,303 --> 00:55:10,771 to destroy Willy's, 585 00:55:10,805 --> 00:55:13,640 except the day before bulldozers were set to roll, 586 00:55:13,673 --> 00:55:16,609 Eric Miller, the contractor, was found in bed 587 00:55:16,643 --> 00:55:19,612 as chewed up as a McDonald's hamburger. 588 00:55:19,646 --> 00:55:21,782 His whole family too. 589 00:55:21,816 --> 00:55:23,985 After that, there wasn't a man alive 590 00:55:24,018 --> 00:55:25,618 that would take the job. 591 00:55:25,652 --> 00:55:28,155 The town decided that maybe it was better 592 00:55:28,189 --> 00:55:30,124 to let sleeping dogs lie. 593 00:55:30,157 --> 00:55:32,460 We told everybody just to stay away from there. 594 00:55:32,492 --> 00:55:35,963 We figured we'd just let it rot. 595 00:55:35,997 --> 00:55:39,300 But rabid dogs don't sleep when they're hungry. 596 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,801 The machines got out. 597 00:55:40,835 --> 00:55:43,170 We found bodies at the ice cream shop, 598 00:55:43,204 --> 00:55:46,639 the hardware store, and even the school. 599 00:55:46,673 --> 00:55:49,642 We had a real Hobson's choice on our hands. 600 00:55:49,676 --> 00:55:51,145 You know what that is? 601 00:55:51,178 --> 00:55:52,313 No. 602 00:55:52,346 --> 00:55:54,482 No choice at all. 603 00:55:54,514 --> 00:55:57,318 We could either go to war with the machines, 604 00:55:57,351 --> 00:55:59,153 come off like crazy people, 605 00:55:59,186 --> 00:56:00,653 probably lose a lot of good folk 606 00:56:00,688 --> 00:56:02,990 along the way, or... 607 00:56:03,024 --> 00:56:05,159 Or what? 608 00:56:05,192 --> 00:56:08,162 We cut a deal. 609 00:56:08,195 --> 00:56:11,332 Leave our people be. 610 00:56:11,365 --> 00:56:12,833 Leave our children be. 611 00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:17,537 Leave our town be, and... 612 00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:20,341 and we will feed you. 613 00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:30,684 Well, the good news is, I can fix it. 614 00:56:30,718 --> 00:56:32,053 The bad news is, 615 00:56:32,086 --> 00:56:34,188 it's gonna have to sit till I get the part. 616 00:56:34,221 --> 00:56:38,192 Now, Hayesville's one hotel's booked. 617 00:56:38,225 --> 00:56:41,062 But I do have a place you can stay tonight. 618 00:56:41,095 --> 00:56:45,032 Now, it ain't the Ritz, but it's a roof 619 00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:46,367 and it's free 620 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,036 if you're willing to do a little light cleaning. 621 00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:52,706 Best place for a birthday party you've ever seen. 622 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:56,243 Heck, it once was, but we're gonna fix it. 623 00:56:56,277 --> 00:56:58,212 Bring her back to life. 624 00:56:58,245 --> 00:56:59,713 Congratulations. 625 00:56:59,747 --> 00:57:04,051 You are officially on staff. 626 00:57:04,085 --> 00:57:06,387 We lived up to our end of the bargain 627 00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,255 and they kept theirs. 628 00:57:08,289 --> 00:57:11,392 We tried to find people who wouldn't be missed. 629 00:57:15,628 --> 00:57:20,468 People with low moral character. 630 00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:25,573 And some people who were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. 631 00:57:31,946 --> 00:57:35,749 Things didn't always go exactly as planned. 632 00:57:35,783 --> 00:57:37,617 I usually pride myself 633 00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:40,454 on being able to expect the unexpected. 634 00:57:44,825 --> 00:57:48,596 But sometimes, life throws you a zinger. 635 00:57:54,135 --> 00:57:58,272 Well, this was the zinger of all zingers. 636 00:57:58,305 --> 00:57:59,773 Good night, darling. 637 00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:03,777 Sweet dreams. 638 00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:06,947 I never saw it coming. 639 00:58:06,981 --> 00:58:09,617 So that's why we're going? 640 00:58:09,649 --> 00:58:12,453 Liv. 641 00:58:12,486 --> 00:58:16,624 Much as she pisses me off, 642 00:58:16,656 --> 00:58:18,993 I couldn't live with losing that girl. 643 00:58:19,026 --> 00:58:21,629 I can show you what's on the other side. 644 00:58:21,661 --> 00:58:24,131 If you could help me get there. 645 00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:27,301 - Oh, Chris. - Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay. 646 00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:29,803 Kay, we're gonna make a deal and... 647 00:58:36,544 --> 00:58:38,312 Wanna play, bitch? 648 00:59:12,713 --> 00:59:15,182 Playtime's over now, girlfriend. 649 01:00:47,841 --> 01:00:49,276 Drop the lizard. 650 01:01:01,488 --> 01:01:03,290 Get that stuff off of her. 651 01:01:03,324 --> 01:01:05,492 Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick. 652 01:01:08,195 --> 01:01:10,297 Eloise, please, stop. He's a good guy. 653 01:01:10,331 --> 01:01:12,801 Shut your yap and get outside. 654 01:01:12,866 --> 01:01:13,834 They killed some of 'em. 655 01:01:13,867 --> 01:01:17,171 Oh. Stupid idiots. 656 01:01:17,204 --> 01:01:20,174 It'll just incite him more. 657 01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:23,310 Willy, this guy does not act for us. 658 01:01:23,344 --> 01:01:24,978 His actions should in no way reflect 659 01:01:25,012 --> 01:01:26,146 on the town of Hayesville. 660 01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:28,817 You know that, right, Willy? 661 01:01:28,849 --> 01:01:30,017 Well, cuff him. 662 01:01:30,050 --> 01:01:31,985 For God's sakes, cuff him. 663 01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:33,320 No way. I'm not leaving him here. 664 01:01:33,354 --> 01:01:35,656 I'll give you two reasons why you are: 665 01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:37,826 your wife and your kid. 666 01:01:37,858 --> 01:01:39,159 If we don't do what needs to be done, 667 01:01:39,193 --> 01:01:41,228 nobody in this county is safe. 668 01:01:44,898 --> 01:01:48,837 Why couldn't you just die? 669 01:01:48,869 --> 01:01:51,004 Where are the others? 670 01:01:51,038 --> 01:01:53,006 They're dead. 671 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,541 Stupid kids. 672 01:01:57,544 --> 01:01:59,714 Do you see? 673 01:01:59,748 --> 01:02:02,182 Okay, time to go. 674 01:02:02,216 --> 01:02:03,852 - Go. - No. Uh-uh. 675 01:02:03,884 --> 01:02:05,352 I'm not leaving without him. 676 01:02:05,386 --> 01:02:08,355 I'm not giving you a choice. Go. 677 01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:11,058 - I'm not leaving without him. - Get out of here. 678 01:02:11,091 --> 01:02:12,192 You don't understand. 679 01:02:12,226 --> 01:02:13,695 You've locked the wrong guy up in here. 680 01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:15,396 He's not trapped in here with them. 681 01:02:15,429 --> 01:02:18,198 They're trapped in here with him. 682 01:02:18,232 --> 01:02:20,234 Not for much longer. 683 01:02:22,737 --> 01:02:24,071 I'm sorry son. 684 01:02:34,081 --> 01:02:36,417 Is that what you did to my parents? 685 01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:38,419 You're a monster. 686 01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:44,224 What do we do now? 687 01:02:44,258 --> 01:02:45,259 Well, I'm gonna wait here 688 01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:46,728 until this problem solves itself. 689 01:02:46,761 --> 01:02:49,062 You drop her off in a cell, come back, and get me. 690 01:02:49,096 --> 01:02:51,098 Should be done by then. 691 01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:08,415 Hey, cowboy. 692 01:03:08,449 --> 01:03:10,951 Ready for a little ménage à trois? 693 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,115 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 694 01:03:42,149 --> 01:03:43,617 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 695 01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,787 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 696 01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:47,287 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 697 01:03:47,321 --> 01:03:51,492 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 698 01:03:51,525 --> 01:03:54,127 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 699 01:03:54,161 --> 01:03:55,496 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 700 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:02,135 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 701 01:04:02,169 --> 01:04:03,303 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 702 01:04:03,337 --> 01:04:07,007 - You can't arrest me - Can and will. 703 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,309 Breaking and entering, destruction of property, 704 01:04:09,343 --> 01:04:11,478 and I'm pretty sure that was a dead body on the floor. 705 01:04:11,512 --> 01:04:13,982 What's worse, the dead body you saw, 706 01:04:14,014 --> 01:04:15,683 or the guy that you left to die? 707 01:04:15,717 --> 01:04:16,818 Are you ready to be a murderer? 708 01:04:16,851 --> 01:04:18,151 Because that's exactly what you're gonna be. 709 01:04:18,185 --> 01:04:19,821 You're gonna be a cold-blooded... 710 01:04:23,223 --> 01:04:27,027 Shut up! I ain't no murderer. 711 01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:29,496 Then what are you? 712 01:04:29,530 --> 01:04:31,331 You're complicit. 713 01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:33,333 You're just another cult member recruited by the sheriff 714 01:04:33,367 --> 01:04:34,702 to do all of her dirty work. 715 01:04:34,736 --> 01:04:38,038 I ain't no cult member and I ain't no murderer. 716 01:04:39,206 --> 01:04:40,674 And how 'bout you, huh? 717 01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:42,175 Living with the sheriff all these years, 718 01:04:42,209 --> 01:04:44,378 all this going on, what have you done? 719 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,582 You don't know what it's like living with her. 720 01:04:50,384 --> 01:04:53,554 My entire life, it's like I've been a ghost. 721 01:04:53,587 --> 01:04:57,524 And no matter what I do, it doesn't change who she is. 722 01:04:57,558 --> 01:04:59,192 So I thought maybe I could do something right 723 01:04:59,226 --> 01:05:01,863 and burn this fucking place down. 724 01:05:01,896 --> 01:05:03,196 So I am doing something. 725 01:05:03,230 --> 01:05:04,899 What about you? Hmm? 726 01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:07,234 You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen 727 01:05:07,267 --> 01:05:09,236 and not do anything about it? 728 01:05:16,911 --> 01:05:19,212 I'm gonna set things right. 729 01:05:19,246 --> 01:05:20,547 That's what I'm goddamn gonna do. 730 01:05:20,581 --> 01:05:21,582 You'll see. 731 01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:30,257 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 732 01:05:30,290 --> 01:05:31,759 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 733 01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:35,930 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and chins ♪ 734 01:05:35,964 --> 01:05:38,900 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins, arms and ♪ 735 01:05:38,933 --> 01:05:40,902 Oh, my God! Evan! 736 01:05:53,113 --> 01:05:56,116 Give me the keys. Give me the fucking keys. 737 01:06:07,962 --> 01:06:09,262 Shit. 738 01:06:09,296 --> 01:06:11,598 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 739 01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:13,266 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 740 01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,268 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 741 01:06:15,302 --> 01:06:16,771 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 742 01:06:16,804 --> 01:06:21,141 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and hips ♪ 743 01:06:21,174 --> 01:06:23,477 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 744 01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,113 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 745 01:06:29,017 --> 01:06:31,618 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 746 01:06:31,652 --> 01:06:32,954 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 747 01:06:32,987 --> 01:06:35,455 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 748 01:06:35,489 --> 01:06:36,958 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 749 01:06:36,991 --> 01:06:40,962 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 750 01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:43,463 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 751 01:06:43,497 --> 01:06:45,133 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 752 01:06:45,165 --> 01:06:48,836 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 753 01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:01,849 Sucks to be you, chica. 754 01:07:01,883 --> 01:07:03,818 Sucks to be you, pendejo. 755 01:07:03,851 --> 01:07:05,519 No! 756 01:07:05,552 --> 01:07:07,689 Ay! Oi! 757 01:07:16,196 --> 01:07:17,999 Por favor, no más. 758 01:07:18,032 --> 01:07:19,366 No más. No más. 759 01:07:19,399 --> 01:07:20,835 No más, por favor. 760 01:07:20,868 --> 01:07:22,502 Por favor, no más. 761 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:23,871 No más. 762 01:07:33,213 --> 01:07:36,684 Damn stupid kids. 763 01:10:06,868 --> 01:10:09,871 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 764 01:10:09,904 --> 01:10:13,341 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 765 01:10:13,373 --> 01:10:16,676 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 766 01:10:16,711 --> 01:10:19,714 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 767 01:10:19,747 --> 01:10:23,217 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 768 01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:26,020 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 769 01:10:26,053 --> 01:10:29,857 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 770 01:10:29,891 --> 01:10:32,525 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 771 01:10:32,559 --> 01:10:37,365 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 772 01:10:37,397 --> 01:10:38,866 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 773 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:43,536 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 774 01:10:43,570 --> 01:10:45,538 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 775 01:10:45,572 --> 01:10:50,244 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 776 01:10:50,278 --> 01:10:51,544 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 777 01:10:51,578 --> 01:10:56,050 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 778 01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:13,067 That G-D-S-O-B. 779 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:36,424 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 780 01:11:36,456 --> 01:11:39,592 Hold it right there, boy. 781 01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:41,829 Inside, now! 782 01:11:46,133 --> 01:11:48,302 Move! 783 01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:49,770 We had a good thing, 784 01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:52,472 but you just went and fucked it all up. 785 01:11:55,508 --> 01:11:56,777 Look at me. 786 01:11:56,811 --> 01:11:58,813 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 787 01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:03,451 All you had to do was die. 788 01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:04,952 Was that so hard? 789 01:12:04,986 --> 01:12:07,288 No, you just had to go ahead and stay alive, 790 01:12:07,321 --> 01:12:09,957 and now we got five dead kids 791 01:12:09,991 --> 01:12:12,126 because of you! 792 01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:14,795 You might have taken apart a few electronics, 793 01:12:14,829 --> 01:12:18,966 but I got a feeling that you can't stop a round. 794 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,135 Willy! 795 01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:25,139 Willy needs to eat, and I'm gonna feed him. 796 01:12:25,172 --> 01:12:28,641 Willy, come and get it! 797 01:12:55,236 --> 01:12:57,838 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 798 01:12:57,872 --> 01:13:00,341 It's birthday time. 799 01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:03,844 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 800 01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:08,349 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 801 01:13:08,382 --> 01:13:12,353 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 802 01:13:12,386 --> 01:13:15,723 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 803 01:13:15,756 --> 01:13:18,726 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 804 01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:21,862 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 805 01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:24,865 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 806 01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:29,370 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 807 01:13:32,740 --> 01:13:35,042 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 808 01:13:35,076 --> 01:13:37,378 like there's no tomorrow. 809 01:13:37,411 --> 01:13:40,214 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's ♪ 810 01:13:40,247 --> 01:13:42,716 ♪ Where everyone's your friend ♪ 811 01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,218 That's right! 812 01:13:44,251 --> 01:13:48,556 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 813 01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:52,393 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 814 01:13:52,426 --> 01:13:55,062 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 815 01:13:55,096 --> 01:13:57,731 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 816 01:13:57,765 --> 01:14:00,234 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 817 01:14:00,267 --> 01:14:02,236 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 818 01:14:02,269 --> 01:14:05,406 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 819 01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,742 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 820 01:14:08,776 --> 01:14:11,611 ♪ At Willy's ♪ 821 01:14:11,644 --> 01:14:15,916 ♪ Wonderland ♪ 822 01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:19,587 Proudly serving families 823 01:14:19,619 --> 01:14:25,126 since 1984. 824 01:17:14,795 --> 01:17:16,096 Whoo! 825 01:17:16,130 --> 01:17:18,265 Now that is a whole lot of fun right there. 826 01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:20,769 - Yes, sir. - Tires are good to go. 827 01:17:20,801 --> 01:17:24,104 Even tuned her up for you. 828 01:17:24,138 --> 01:17:27,941 Always nice to add another toy to the collection. 829 01:17:33,814 --> 01:17:36,450 Take a peek yet? 830 01:17:36,483 --> 01:17:38,118 I was waiting for you. 831 01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:42,456 I ain't going in there. 832 01:17:42,489 --> 01:17:44,124 Pussy. 833 01:17:44,158 --> 01:17:46,795 Who are you calling a pussy? 834 01:17:58,672 --> 01:18:00,474 Son of a bitch. 835 01:18:10,685 --> 01:18:12,486 Oh, shit. 836 01:18:12,519 --> 01:18:14,521 I'll be God damned. 837 01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:30,732 ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪ 838 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:37,571 ♪ Would you still remember me? ♪ 839 01:19:41,608 --> 01:19:46,748 ♪ For I must be travelling on now ♪ 840 01:19:49,784 --> 01:19:51,920 ♪ 'Cause there's too many places ♪ 841 01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:54,087 ♪ I've got to see ♪ 842 01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:03,430 ♪ But if I stay here with you, girl ♪ 843 01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:10,437 ♪ Things just couldn't be the same ♪ 844 01:20:14,308 --> 01:20:19,446 ♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now ♪ 845 01:20:22,483 --> 01:20:27,621 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 846 01:20:27,654 --> 01:20:30,457 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 847 01:20:30,491 --> 01:20:35,128 ♪ And the bird you cannot change ♪ 848 01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:39,132 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 849 01:20:48,008 --> 01:20:51,980 I gotta tell you, my hat's off. 850 01:20:52,012 --> 01:20:54,983 That is one tough hombre. 851 01:21:06,393 --> 01:21:07,829 Whoo! 852 01:21:07,862 --> 01:21:09,663 - Well, it's over. - Yeah. 853 01:21:09,697 --> 01:21:12,366 Oh, my God, it's actually over! 854 01:21:12,399 --> 01:21:15,003 Hell yeah, it is, boy. Hell yeah, it is. 855 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:16,503 Hey, come on. I'm gonna give you a ride 856 01:21:16,537 --> 01:21:18,372 We gonna celebrate. I'm buying. 857 01:21:18,405 --> 01:21:20,507 - Sounds good. - It's our lucky day. 858 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:24,712 Oh, man. 859 01:21:27,247 --> 01:21:31,518 Hey, with the machines gone, 860 01:21:31,552 --> 01:21:35,690 I just might actually reopen it. 861 01:21:35,723 --> 01:21:37,025 You gonna need a gimmick. 862 01:21:37,057 --> 01:21:39,027 And a name. 863 01:21:39,059 --> 01:21:41,696 Maybe Tex's Turf. 864 01:21:41,729 --> 01:21:43,363 That could sing. 865 01:21:43,397 --> 01:21:45,198 Maybe get you a mechanical bull. 866 01:21:45,232 --> 01:21:46,533 - Yeah. - Draw the customers in. 867 01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:49,202 Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might. 868 01:21:50,604 --> 01:21:52,372 Oh, fuck me. 869 01:21:52,406 --> 01:21:54,241 Thanks for visiting Willy's Wonderland. 870 01:21:54,274 --> 01:21:56,911 Hope you hand a fantabulous time. 871 01:23:07,648 --> 01:23:11,284 And remember, friends, the party never ends. 872 01:23:11,318 --> 01:23:15,155 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 873 01:23:19,326 --> 01:23:22,964 ♪ Clap your hands and stomp your feet ♪ 874 01:23:22,997 --> 01:23:27,135 ♪ Snap your fingers to the beat ♪ 875 01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:30,671 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 876 01:23:30,705 --> 01:23:34,307 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 877 01:23:34,341 --> 01:23:36,476 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 878 01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:38,146 It's birthday time! 879 01:23:38,178 --> 01:23:41,983 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 880 01:23:42,016 --> 01:23:45,853 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 881 01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:49,824 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 882 01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:53,995 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 883 01:23:55,529 --> 01:23:57,664 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 884 01:23:57,699 --> 01:23:59,834 like there's no tomorrow. 885 01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:03,004 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 886 01:24:03,037 --> 01:24:04,172 That's right. 887 01:24:04,204 --> 01:24:05,672 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 888 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:07,541 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 889 01:24:07,574 --> 01:24:09,509 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 890 01:24:09,543 --> 01:24:11,511 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 891 01:24:11,545 --> 01:24:13,848 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 892 01:24:13,881 --> 01:24:15,382 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 893 01:24:15,415 --> 01:24:17,350 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 894 01:24:17,384 --> 01:24:19,020 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 895 01:24:19,053 --> 01:24:21,856 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 896 01:24:21,889 --> 01:24:25,026 Proudly serving families since 1984. 897 01:24:46,914 --> 01:24:49,917 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 898 01:24:49,951 --> 01:24:53,386 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 899 01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:56,724 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 900 01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:59,761 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 901 01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:03,231 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 902 01:25:03,263 --> 01:25:06,067 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 903 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:09,569 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 904 01:25:09,603 --> 01:25:12,572 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 905 01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:17,410 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 906 01:25:17,444 --> 01:25:19,113 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 907 01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:23,751 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 908 01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:25,585 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 909 01:25:25,619 --> 01:25:30,290 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 910 01:25:30,323 --> 01:25:31,591 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 911 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:38,099 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 912 01:25:38,132 --> 01:25:41,434 ♪ There's an empty stage ♪ 913 01:25:41,468 --> 01:25:44,437 ♪ And a body on the floor ♪ 914 01:25:44,471 --> 01:25:47,775 ♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪ 915 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:51,112 ♪ We can't hide from them much more ♪ 916 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:54,447 ♪ So take a breath and close your eyes ♪ 917 01:25:54,481 --> 01:25:57,151 ♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪ 918 01:25:57,185 --> 01:26:00,654 ♪ We just need to make it out alive ♪ 919 01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:03,657 ♪ Before they kill us all ♪ 920 01:26:03,691 --> 01:26:07,661 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 921 01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:10,630 Okay, now, kids, I want you to clap your hands. 922 01:26:10,664 --> 01:26:14,467 ♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪ 923 01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:16,503 You can run, but you can't hide. 924 01:26:16,536 --> 01:26:20,640 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 925 01:26:20,674 --> 01:26:22,810 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 926 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:27,347 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 927 01:26:27,380 --> 01:26:31,319 Then what are you waiting for? 928 01:26:52,039 --> 01:26:54,507 ♪ Driving fast down slow roads ♪ 929 01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:57,011 ♪ That's just the way I roll ♪ 930 01:26:57,044 --> 01:26:59,679 ♪ I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain ♪ 931 01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:02,549 ♪ Free from heavy loads ♪ 932 01:27:02,582 --> 01:27:04,852 ♪ Love the sound an engine makes ♪ 933 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:07,221 ♪ The wind against my face ♪ 934 01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:10,358 ♪ I'm a lightning bolt, a blue steel Colt ♪ 935 01:27:10,390 --> 01:27:13,027 ♪ I run but never race ♪ 936 01:27:18,099 --> 01:27:20,868 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 937 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,237 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 938 01:27:23,271 --> 01:27:28,709 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 939 01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:31,212 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 940 01:27:31,245 --> 01:27:33,881 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 941 01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:38,719 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 942 01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,389 ♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪ 943 01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:43,891 ♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪ 944 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:46,727 ♪ The road's my home, I travel alone ♪ 945 01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,230 ♪ Light is how I pack ♪ 946 01:27:49,263 --> 01:27:51,732 ♪ I rarely say a word ♪ 947 01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:54,235 ♪ I try to tell the truth ♪ 948 01:27:54,268 --> 01:27:56,938 ♪ I'm ready to fight to make wrong right ♪ 949 01:27:56,971 --> 01:28:00,074 ♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪ 950 01:28:05,112 --> 01:28:07,915 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 951 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,251 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 952 01:28:10,284 --> 01:28:15,588 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 953 01:28:15,622 --> 01:28:18,125 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 954 01:28:18,159 --> 01:28:20,761 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 955 01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:26,100 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 956 01:28:33,209 --> 01:28:38,209 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull